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cn6vgyb | No | 37 | cn6ve9m | sperglord_manchild | Autos | 12 | no | 2014-12-27 14:29:26 | But the Viper isn't? |
cn6w9ya | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 9 | cn6u5kx | aidotato5 | pcmasterrace | 3 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-27 15:00:36 | Why were they in the same bathroom? |
cn6wfir | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 18 | cn6wa0w | Wild_Cabbage | reactiongifs | 9 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-27 15:06:47 | TIL incest includes french kissing a cousin TIL I have committed incest on a regular basis between the ages 8 and 12 |
cn6woom | Yes? | 27 | cn6vp6t | Commander_Shepard_ | gaming | 17 | yes | 2014-12-27 15:16:48 | Shepard. ... |
cn6wp6u | Not with that attitude. | 83 | cn6wk00 | tkilgore | nottheonion | 47 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-12-27 15:17:25 | I'm sick of people spouting confidence as a magical love potion. Self confidence has a very low swing value. I mean it helps. But if you are butt ugly, poor and short it really isn't going to do much. Edit: lots of thoughtful responses so thanks. Just a little background. I am a 5/10 guy of a normal height with a reasonably good financial means. I am confident with women and if I may say so myself have a good sense of humour. I honestly don't think my confidence is making women swoon, it just allows me to get a shoe in with women I should be able to. I also agree being shy severely restricts you and being super thick skinned megalomaniac confident helps you batter your way through rejection until you get someone hotter than you. |
cn8wnlj | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 56 | cn8tmly | Plot_Lover | anime | 31 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-29 18:06:05 | It does have quite a bit of plot. |
cn6wpgn | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 10 | cn6wp8p | PleaseRespectTables | trashy | 4 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-12-27 15:17:44 | (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ |
cn6x4et | You're fucking welcome! | 13 | cn6x3v4 | ObamaRobot | TumblrInAction | 4 | you'refuckingwelcome | 2014-12-27 15:34:09 | Thanks Obama. |
cn6yd3g | Yes. | 10 | cn6yafk | Warlizard | AskReddit | 5 | yes | 2014-12-27 16:23:32 | Are you that guy from the subreddit? |
cn6ymtf | yes | 9 | cn6xaix | howtopleaseme | survivor | 5 | yes | 2014-12-27 16:34:10 | Yeah, But do you think its impossible for him to return... |
cn6yxi2 | not with that attitude | 10 | cn6yusc | JoaquinBandersnatch | nba | 4 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-12-27 16:45:56 | Well none of us here can revolve our lives around basketball |
cn6z90z | Yes | 10 | cn6yoa5 | chrisbluemonkey | reptiles | 1 | yes | 2014-12-27 16:58:41 | Are these naitive to you area? If not this is totally a bad idea. |
cn6zffe | No. | 69 | cn6zbak | double_whiskeyjack | seduction | 20 | no | 2014-12-27 17:05:47 | Who here thinks there's an ethical obligation for OP to inform the boyfriend of his girlfriends dishonesty and cheating? Edit: Not saying there is one way or the other, just curious as to what the community thinks and to generate some interesting discussion Edit 2: after discussing it, I do believe the boyfriend has a right to know. OP /u/blueredgreenorange, please ask yourself if your girlfriend or wife was cheating, would you would want to know. That's all there is to the argument. |
cn6ztrz | No. | 37 | cn6znsi | Warlizard | magicTCG | 21 | no | 2014-12-27 17:21:18 | Wait, are you Warlizard who created a meme through your friends asking you if you're Warlizard from the Warlizard gaming forums and set a record for the most karma earned by replying ಠ_ಠ despite there being no forum? |
cn6zvgz | ok | 14 | cn6zujn | Mudsnail | WTF | 6 | ok | 2014-12-27 17:23:16 | Actually it stands for "ol korrect." Illiterate cargo workers would inspect packages and write "ol korrect" thinking that's how you spell "all correct" and that eventually got shortened to o.k. |
cn712cf | Yup. | 8 | cn70xlo | Nehkara | starcitizen | 3 | yup | 2014-12-27 18:08:55 | Oh it could be that it's just not released as a comm-link yet. I'm sure the writers and Ben have tons of unreleased stuff stored up on their internal databases lol |
cn7151o | Yes. | 9 | cn6zh9d | dasthugmeister | houston | 3 | yes | 2014-12-27 18:11:52 | Which one? |
cn7188h | No. | 85 | cn710wv | 43eyes | pcmasterrace | 46 | no | 2014-12-27 18:15:10 | so as someone who has a high end gaming computer looking for an honest opinion, do you think 4k would be better than the 3 24 inch 1080p eyefinity setup i have now? |
cn71jsb | not with that attitude | 40 | cn71icr | Rfwill13 | CFB | 16 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-12-27 18:27:41 | They can't take Winston AND Cooper... |
cn71js0 | ayy lmao | 8 | cn7046l | brodoe | redditblack | 3 | ayylmao | 2014-12-27 18:27:40 | I'm 18. Sleewy is 15 so he's the youngest in the clan I think. |
cn71lis | Yes. | 10 | cn71jvf | koatheking | nfl | 3 | yes | 2014-12-27 18:29:38 | I chose the Packers because I saw them play as a kid and I liked the uniforms. Is that in poor taste? |
cn8pb97 | You're fucking welcome! | 10 | cn8pafk | ObamaRobot | pics | 5 | you'refuckingwelcome | 2014-12-29 14:12:38 | It's $2.50 where I live. Thanks Obama. |
cn73qp2 | Yes | 10 | cn73qdj | truwarier14 | nba | 4 | yes | 2014-12-27 19:55:14 | Is Boogey always this good? first time watching the kings. |
cn74925 | Yes. | 10 | cn742jx | caerul | funny | 6 | yes | 2014-12-27 20:15:50 | Would she be able to breast feed? |
cn74bz3 | Yes | 8 | cn72dob | oh_shit_thats_me | AdviceAnimals | 3 | yes | 2014-12-27 20:19:05 | Am I some sort of mutant for being up and out of bed within 30 seconds of my alarm going off? |
cn754nd | thatsthejoke.jpg | 19 | cn73fjh | cijdl584 | nfl | 6 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-12-27 20:52:11 | I guess you could say Chris Blewitt. |
cn75cw4 | Yes | 8 | cn754zk | currentlydownvoted | SquaredCircle | 3 | yes | 2014-12-27 21:01:55 | Do you hate Cena the character, or Cena the man? |
cn75e68 | Both | 8 | cn74ogm | Killerinyou | roosterteeth | 3 | both | 2014-12-27 21:03:19 | Can't tell whether a diddling or a murder is about to occur... |
cn75x4n | ಠ_ಠ | 44 | cn73vat | mrmikemcmike | wow | 20 | ಠ_ಠ | 2014-12-27 21:26:24 | Yep. |
cn75ziy | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 8 | cn74wg2 | [deleted] | tifu | 2 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-27 21:29:23 | If I knew how to make those little eyes everyone makes, I totally would right know. |
cn770o5 | No... | 9 | cn76y6b | JacobLandes | funny | 1 | no | 2014-12-27 22:17:01 | ~~No, it's Gods. Since Gods can be replaced by "his" or "her" it's Gods.~~ Edit: I'm wrong. Forget what I said, I will always fuck up grammar at times. I'll leave this here for Reddit to redicule me. For those looking for the proper reason, the possessive form of God (singular) is God's, Gods is the plural form for expressing more than one God. Gods' is the plural possessive. |
cn776di | Yes. | 14 | cn6z870 | test_alpha | australia | 6 | yes | 2014-12-27 22:25:30 | The buildings or the people? |
cn7821h | You're fucking welcome! | 21 | cn781r5 | ObamaRobot | mildlyinteresting | 8 | you'refuckingwelcome | 2014-12-27 23:15:00 | I really like this bot. Thanks, Obama. |
cn78zmk | Yes | 50 | cn78vgh | DanielZo0 | pics | 16 | yes | 2014-12-28 00:15:04 | So I get the Natalee Holloway bit, "dead girls", and the old timey "fashion" with 14thCentury*Hoods*, but where's the burn? Am I just a complete idiot? Probably. |
cn79194 | yes | 10 | cn72o4u | akeyjavey | anime | 2 | yes | 2014-12-28 00:18:24 | For story or for fap material? |
cn79hnw | Not with that attitude! | 8 | cn77pjr | teuast | HalfLife | 3 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-12-28 00:52:53 | That's so not going to happen. |
cn79i75 | yes | 22 | cn78kwz | orrtuesday | NYKnicks | 2 | yes | 2014-12-28 00:54:05 | I know this year is depressing but are we going to spend the entire season discussing what if scenarios? |
cn79j83 | Wat | 129 | cn79gx4 | TheSketchyBean | reactiongifs | 81 | wat | 2014-12-28 00:56:26 | Just don't embarrass her at dinner or she'll put hot sauce on a tampon and stick it up there. |
cn7bi9y | Thanks! | 26 | cn7bgpi | DuckMaster27 | CasualConversation | 7 | thanks | 2014-12-28 04:04:38 | gonna upvote you a few times on your threads. congrats |
cn7c83n | ayy lmao | 63 | cn7b180 | TOO_LATE_FOR_UPVOTES | AskReddit | 11 | ayylmao | 2014-12-28 05:11:34 | Lmao. |
cn7cjyn | Yes. | 195 | cn7cj81 | SF218 | explainlikeimfive | 101 | yes | 2014-12-28 05:38:54 | But what's the question? |
cn7dxei | thatsthejoke.jpg | 20 | cn7dtit | rhapsodi | AskReddit | 4 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-12-28 07:08:56 | I think you missed the word 'missed' |
cn7e4fv | Why? | 9 | cn7dun0 | awfulmemory | worldnews | 4 | why | 2014-12-28 07:19:29 | > I wonder though if they might now have a desire for vengance against the USA I think you're forgetting why 9/11 happened. |
cn7edrk | nope | 24 | cn7eam9 | TBTDeadpool | wow | 4 | nope | 2014-12-28 07:33:35 | Is it still available? |
cn7efhr | What? | 11 | cn7e4p9 | -Urethra- | CFB | 2 | what | 2014-12-28 07:36:07 | But "Cornhuskers" has 11 letters. We're screwed fire about for years aren't we? |
cn7eoy6 | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 19 | cn7eft3 | MonkeyMan5539 | bravefrontier | 7 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-28 07:49:01 | **3 Stars:** None **4 Stars:** arus, sierra & rowgen **5 Stars:** None **6 Stars:** None my mother's finger OP ;-; |
cn7epgv | ಠ_ಠ | 8 | cn7aq77 | SuperUmbreon1 | pokemon | 5 | ಠ_ಠ | 2014-12-28 07:49:42 | No, but my mum does! |
cn7fzfm | Yes | 25 | cn7ek6r | TheSlothJesus | leagueoflegends | 15 | yes | 2014-12-28 08:45:44 | Am i one of the only persons that likes Kalista? ._. |
cn7gu6x | Mom's spaghetti. | 8 | cn7fomu | Cleric13 | fatpeoplehate | 4 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-12-28 09:19:03 | You're silly. And must really like spaghetti. 🍝 |
cn7ihpj | Ayy lmao | 11 | cn7guau | austin01142 | teenagers | 3 | ayylmao | 2014-12-28 10:19:18 | Ayy thats awesome yo |
cn7iihj | Whoosh | 18 | cn7igpf | thebevor3 | AdviceAnimals | 1 | whoosh | 2014-12-28 10:20:00 | no vagina smells like jolly ranchers |
cn7ingb | That's the joke. | 18 | cn7ijn9 | ThisisforPosting | Music | 11 | that'sthejoke | 2014-12-28 10:24:33 | It could be laziness or emphasis for either of them, I'd say if it's a song that the "artist" didn't write it's probably laziness. |
cn7j5zd | No. | 8 | cn7j2pa | titykaka | worldnews | 2 | no | 2014-12-28 10:41:06 | The British didn't have NATO support in 1982? |
cn7jiha | Lol | 10 | cn7g74e | Jatz55 | fantasyfootball | 2 | lol | 2014-12-28 10:52:10 | I'm not certain either. I'm playing it safe and starting KB. Edit: Still won despite my poor decision. |
cn7kdeg | ಠ_ಠ | 52 | cn7ka2j | NCAAInvestigations | CFB | 14 | ಠ_ಠ | 2014-12-28 11:19:55 | Sooooo you wouldn't be opposed to giving Nick an envelope with a $50,000 check to 'accidentally drop' in a recruits living room? |
cn7kgdk | Both! | 11 | cn7j4au | Metalhead62 | pokemon | 6 | both | 2014-12-28 11:22:36 | Whether you speak the truth or you're saying that to make me feel better... thank you. |
cn7m85j | Yes. | 13 | cn7lw0a | reddbunny1370 | nfl | 6 | yes | 2014-12-28 12:20:37 | Yeah for real. Hasselbeck is in the for Colts, should we make a thread about that too? |
cn7mab1 | Yes. | 9 | cn7coyx | DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI | casualiama | 1 | yes | 2014-12-28 12:22:34 | What rice cooker do you recommend? |
cn7msbp | Yep. | 315 | cn7l448 | stonerpete | gifs | 193 | yep | 2014-12-28 12:38:39 | Is that fake?? |
cn7o0xe | ( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡°) | 17 | cn7m6xd | MegaSnack | wow | 1 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-28 13:16:49 | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
cn7o4yu | Yes. | 61 | cn7lsli | Sir_Rhallington | anime | 22 | yes | 2014-12-28 13:20:23 | Is "Valvrave" being used as a positive or derogatory term? :I |
cn7o7a0 | wat. | 35 | cn7nzyr | Sonicflood | pics | 17 | wat | 2014-12-28 13:22:27 | He eats cats really slowly a-la human centipede style wherein he cooks one of the 2 cats and feeds it to the other cat exclusively (no other food but literal cat food). Then he eats the living cat's shit (i.e., eating the first cat's digested remains) .... Then he will cook the second cat and eat it homeopathically (i.e., putting it in the juicer and diluting it a million times and dispersing it into several kilograms of table salt that he will use to season his food for the rest of his life). |
cn7os3n | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 39 | cn7o6g8 | WiFiPunk | AdviceAnimals | 22 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-28 13:40:38 | Where did you hide the body OP? |
cn7ouhe | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 485 | cn7mvs3 | WiFiPunk | AdviceAnimals | 192 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-28 13:42:45 | Probably nothing to do with scouts. Or... |
cn7qal2 | Yes | 158 | cn7pw5w | EMPEROR_CLIT_STAB_69 | hiphopheads | 19 | yes | 2014-12-28 14:27:43 | Rapping or singing drake though |
cn8s9of | yeah | 24 | cn8rbqm | radioactivify | malefashionadvice | 5 | yeah | 2014-12-29 15:44:55 | I don't know, dude. Does it look weird? |
cn7qe75 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 10 | cn7q6vd | ImCompletelyAverage | Showerthoughts | 6 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 2014-12-28 14:30:56 | A true boobie trap http://imgur.com/0jJcvkS Edit. And now no more tumbler! |
cn7qibu | Yes. | 16 | cn7qfgb | tangowonton | funny | 7 | yes | 2014-12-28 14:34:25 | Am I retarded if i actually opened the gif and pressed "b" like if it was a key I didn't know ? |
cn7szwv | yes | 211 | cn7snwe | DrouGluiN | hearthstone | 131 | yes | 2014-12-28 15:52:07 | wait so, u can insta kill 15 health jaraxus in hero form with sac pact? |
cn7tdug | Yes. | 65 | cn7t2qi | azzurri10 | nfl | 19 | yes | 2014-12-28 16:04:20 | Who's worse, Eric Fisher or Luke Joeckel? |
cn7twu9 | What? | 8 | cn7tmdu | KSW1 | Christianity | 2 | what | 2014-12-28 16:20:29 | Not when you make other religions illegal. |
cn7ubkg | Yes. | 49 | cn7qe52 | WillPukeForFood | WTF | 16 | yes | 2014-12-28 16:32:53 | i'm totally with you guys. but i also have to ask, am i the only person that thought of these guys when I saw the pic? http://theinfosphere.org/images/2/2b/Scammer_Aliens.png |
cn7udgu | Yes | 20 | cn7tf2a | FINGERFUCKMYDICKHOLE | nfl | 3 | yes | 2014-12-28 16:34:20 | Are they really that much worse than your receivers? |
cn7v3am | Yes | 13 | cn7tkx1 | magophers | niceb8m8 | 8 | yes | 2014-12-28 16:57:29 | I think the more important question is why do you have that many Glock candy apples? |
cn7voo5 | Darude - Sandstorm | 39 | cn7gsg7 | AsWeAre_TheWorldIs | bodybuilding | 25 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-12-28 17:18:18 | Anyone know who this is? |
cn7vz1u | Yeah | 12 | cn7vyax | Slapshot00 | nfl | 7 | yeah | 2014-12-28 17:28:25 | is he offended if you address him as "coon" |
cn7w6n0 | yes | 21 | cn7vx1n | cyberexile123 | nba | 13 | yes | 2014-12-28 17:35:53 | Did they cut him? |
cn7waio | yes | 57 | cn7w5k6 | Exemus | HumanPorn | 31 | yes | 2014-12-28 17:39:40 | Background question: is he crying from the gas or from what is happening around him? |
cn7wct9 | Yep! | 13 | cn7vswo | Hairdresseronfire | IAmA | 4 | yep | 2014-12-28 17:41:55 | Are you still a vegetarian? |
cn7weru | What? | 45 | cn7v0gt | cseyferth | Whatcouldgowrong | 18 | what | 2014-12-28 17:43:46 | I wonder how his ear is. |
cn7y3zc | Yes | 9 | cn7xkxn | RootyWoodgrowthIII | nfl | 3 | yes | 2014-12-28 18:43:07 | As someone who doesn't follow the Falcons but has heard this for a while, why is this? Obviously a disappointing season, but there are worse teams that are going to hold on to their coaches. Is there a specific issue, or is the team just ready for a change? |
cn7x6be | Yes. | 11 | cn7x5wg | nathanbatson | nfl | 2 | yes | 2014-12-28 18:10:35 | which one? |
cn7xoob | Not with that attitude. | 47 | cn7xaqu | indecisive311 | DestinyTheGame | 22 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-12-28 18:28:24 | Wait a minute. It doesn't work like that. |
cn7xpbg | ... What? | 10 | cn7vzl7 | myotherotherusername | LifeProTips | 5 | what | 2014-12-28 18:29:03 | How are you typing this as a dog? |
cn7y77j | no | 8 | cn7y3rv | richardnixon_ | me_irl | 5 | no | 2014-12-28 18:46:16 | is that u irl though? |
cn7zzud | no | 13 | cn7z4u3 | chitownbulls92 | nba | 1 | no | 2014-12-28 19:49:05 | Just wondering, couldn't Shaq also be considered the best player to have played for the Heat, then? |
cn80dai | No | 22 | cn7z3i7 | [deleted] | TumblrInAction | 7 | no | 2014-12-28 20:02:26 | You get very many pms ? |
cn80m42 | Yes. | 13 | cn80388 | jewdakis | SquaredCircle | 5 | yes | 2014-12-28 20:11:12 | Too early to say Finn Balor's new entrance? |
cn80nud | Yes | 19 | cn7xp7h | GalacticAndrew | CrusaderKings | 11 | yes | 2014-12-28 20:12:47 | What would you do? What's the point? Do you want a DLC to pay as the Dog from Hunter events? |
cn81w2g | Yes | 186 | cn80yld | Zombuddha | WTF | 66 | yes | 2014-12-28 20:58:47 | source? |
cn82oqp | Yes. | 13 | cn82hox | nbaobserver | chicagobulls | 5 | yes | 2014-12-28 21:30:57 | Great stuff. Did you make this video? |
cn8t7xd | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 15 | cn8r4qq | mbtman | AskReddit | 4 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-29 16:15:36 | Then what?! |
cn82yse | What? | 12 | cn7wviu | rw_ | funny | 7 | what | 2014-12-28 21:43:12 | Nah not a book it's from here http://www.lukesurl.com/archives/comic/280-calvinism-but-no-hobbes Though I released a cyoa a little while ago http://www.amazon.com/Choose-Horrible-History-Killing-Hitler/dp/149284232X |
cn8317a | yes | 42 | cn82sl2 | theplaidshirt | bindingofisaac | 13 | yes | 2014-12-28 21:46:10 | Wait, are *you* retarded, or am I? |
cn835fi | ... yes? | 103 | cn83012 | Johnny_Holiday | SquaredCircle | 15 | yes | 2014-12-28 21:51:19 | So I am guessing everyone here at /r/SquaredCircle are dicks? |
cn8536a | Mom's spaghetti | 14 | cn84v3w | Loafception | AskReddit | 4 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-12-28 23:28:59 | *music* I'm coming out of my cage And I've been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down because I want it all. |
cn85do5 | ayy lmao | 19 | cn84rkz | Sword2AGunfight | leagueoflegends | 3 | ayylmao | 2014-12-28 23:46:30 | I eat mop who? |
cn85pkq | Yes | 9 | cn85nz3 | nathynwithay | SquaredCircle | 4 | yes | 2014-12-29 00:07:36 | Wait, are you saying Miz carried a 40 year veteran? |
cn85uap | Mom's spaghetti. | 68 | cn85nbd | YeshKesh | AskReddit | 22 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-12-29 00:16:19 | Whatetti? |
cn867ca | Yes | 9 | cn865g1 | swill128 | Showerthoughts | 3 | yes | 2014-12-29 00:41:16 | Wait... yours or his? |