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cn408fd | Yes. | 23 | cn4086j | Gotitaila | funny | 15 | yes | 2014-12-23 22:09:52 | How many times did he die? |
cn40cxi | Yes. | 8 | cn3ys1t | JWylie15 | nintendo | 2 | yes | 2014-12-23 22:15:36 | what, is that in reference to his signature speed or the rate at which his Amiibo is going to sell out? |
cn40ev7 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 29 | cn4034c | SmartShark | WTF | 6 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 2014-12-23 22:18:08 | [/u/karmaN0T right now](http://i.imgur.com/0eH7LnY.gif) |
cn40n82 | wat | 12 | cn408v1 | seaslug1 | AskReddit | 4 | wat | 2014-12-23 22:29:14 | I hate it when the media uses a useless fucking movie to incite controversy between countries at odds with each other, with the ultimate goal of boosting corporate conglomerate profit while attempting to restrict our rights because of false flag internet terrorist attacks that were conjured up by the CIA in the first place. That really fucks up a movie for me. |
cn4204o | That's what she said. | 20 | cn41z9q | OMDTWJ | fuckcoop | 8 | that'swhatshesaid | 2014-12-23 23:44:30 | Holy shit guys..... This got big in an instant. |
cn42j4d | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 18 | cn42iym | PleaseRespectTables | bravefrontier | 9 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-12-24 00:18:52 | Thank Y--- **YOU'RE NOT HUMAN!!** (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ |
cn42k7e | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 10 | cn42jke | PleaseRespectTables | bravefrontier | 5 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-12-24 00:21:05 | WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!???? ┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ |
cn42t8o | lol | 8 | cn3y3j9 | Cherry-crush | NSFW_GIF | 4 | lol | 2014-12-24 00:39:14 | Could you really blame him though? |
cn438ik | yes. | 11 | cn429jx | troyeh | EmeraldPS2 | 5 | yes | 2014-12-24 01:11:16 | So, I already know the answer to this question, but I'm going to ask it anyway as a discussion point. Why does this post exist and why is it now a stickied topic? Do we really want to give encouragement for people be edgy as they can by calling everyone else faggots and shitters every other sentence that comes out of their mouth? |
cn437sm | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 15 | cn42wqb | Icalhacks | pics | 5 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 2014-12-24 01:09:40 | [Noice!](http://i.imgur.com/GaFqVtC.gif) |
cn44d7i | Yes. | 20 | cn43c3m | whorootbeerdatbe | lewronggeneration | 4 | yes | 2014-12-24 02:49:09 | What did happen to Lindsey Lohan though? Drugs? Drinking? |
cn45pke | That's the joke. | 19 | cn45bci | jPaolo | polandball | 4 | that'sthejoke | 2014-12-24 04:46:55 | They don't even speak Arabic in Afghanistan! |
cn45py6 | thatsthejoke.jpg | 11 | cn451l5 | BennyJames | teenagers | 1 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-12-24 04:47:44 | John is not a new age name. |
cn45s82 | Lol | 10 | cn41gt1 | bmouzon | USMC | 1 | lol | 2014-12-24 04:52:38 | I just graduated with you last Friday. Semper Fi brother! |
cn46n5l | Yes. | 15 | cn45n7a | yellowsweatygorilla | videos | 6 | yes | 2014-12-24 05:50:05 | Yeah he says they're stupid animals that smell bad and leave fur everywhere. Seriously, should I kill him or what? |
cn47eh3 | ...exactly? | 192 | cn476gv | 2busy2blizzy | nfl | 17 | exactly | 2014-12-24 06:31:06 | Tmac had a good career. His body just couldn't keep up. |
cn47eyb | That's the joke. | 18 | cn44ay0 | reddits-while-grumpy | WritingPrompts | 8 | that'sthejoke | 2014-12-24 06:31:48 | The only bit I didn't get is he'd never heard of the year 2014 as if he couldn't count from 2001 to 2014? |
cn48kz6 | Yep. | 9 | cn47kg6 | robcap | tolkienfans | 5 | yep | 2014-12-24 07:25:21 | Is everyone here getting their information from thr sillmarillion? Perhaps I need to read it, i bought it a while back but havent gotten to it yet. |
cn499xd | And my axe. | 21 | cn490l5 | medicmarch | aww | 11 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-24 07:53:36 | People who deserved to be tied down and kicked in the mouth repeatedly. With concrete shoes. And fire and acid. |
cn49kvx | Yep. | 12 | cn49jj6 | stb91 | Jokes | 1 | yep | 2014-12-24 08:05:32 | Yes please, I don't understand the joke. Is it because there is a light in the fridge? |
cn4a1yx | Woosh | 18 | cn49pcw | abuali7866 | minnesota | 2 | woosh | 2014-12-24 08:23:11 | It was only 3 years ago |
cn4alr1 | Whoosh | 9 | cn49xyf | Bear_Taco | xboxone | 4 | whoosh | 2014-12-24 08:42:23 | I mean she is 11 so I would say old enough for some violence among animated worms. I dont think Worms is too terrible but it depends on the child. |
cn4b1bk | Ayy lmao | 12 | cn4axof | Iluvkarma | teenagers | 2 | ayylmao | 2014-12-24 08:57:15 | 👽 |
cn4blm5 | Not with that attitude. | 13 | cn49idk | Integrals | funny | 5 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-12-24 09:16:47 | Jerking off wouldn't exercise the correct muscles to win at arm wrestling. |
cn4d0ms | no | 9 | cn4aqfy | stanfordtree | Tinder | 4 | no | 2014-12-24 10:04:06 | Lets see |
cn4ddob | whoosh | 9 | cn4d4un | thespiderghosts | MTB | 1 | whoosh | 2014-12-24 10:16:08 | 10 cog, not 20. You mentioned it's a 2x10 |
cn4djqb | Ok | 35 | cn4di7l | seieibob | notinteresting | 20 | ok | 2014-12-24 10:21:42 | You have to be pretty dense to look past >The **final shot** of the **Legend of Korra** **finale** What did you expect to happen? > Maybe it will be some epic witty screengrab of black because that's in the video file! - > Maybe it won't spoil the ending of the show because it's the finale! - > Maybe I should have read the title, then, given the context of this sub and what it's about, come to a conclusion that this image may have spoilers based off of the title and not clicked it edit: >Maybe I shouldn't take everything I read on the Internet seriously |
cn4dlty | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 483 | cn4d6tr | vrts | videos | 160 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-24 10:23:36 | What else was she supposed to do? |
cn4ef5t | Ok | 10 | cn48v2x | Umbramortis | JusticePorn | 4 | ok | 2014-12-24 10:51:02 | You missed the point...it was a double negative "don't got no regrets" |
cn4ekgg | yes! | 107 | cn4ejnt | TheBlazingPhoenix | pics | 52 | yes | 2014-12-24 10:55:59 | Is that an egg or a testicle? |
cn4elkd | And my axe! | 9 | cn4dxik | uncleoce | AdviceAnimals | 4 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-24 10:57:01 | Or Jenny. |
cn4f25w | All of them. | 35 | cn4eqz3 | Distroyer32 | reactiongifs | 18 | allofthem | 2014-12-24 11:12:53 | Which one? |
cn4f2kw | That's the joke. | 15 | cn4exoq | Shagoosty | gifs | 2 | that'sthejoke | 2014-12-24 11:13:17 | This is some 9/11 conspiracy shit going on here. |
cn4flp2 | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 13 | cn4firs | SoundWolves | Showerthoughts | 7 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-24 11:32:02 | >ಠ_ಠ (っ◔‿◔)っ |
cn4fom0 | You're welcome! | 40 | cn4fo6p | ObamaRobot | mildlyinfuriating | 16 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-24 11:34:57 | Just like some bots search new reddit comments for linking Wikipedia or a relevant xkcd (or even replying to "thanks Obama"), he could just do the same. But this doesn't explain the 3 hours gap. |
cn4g4l7 | Yes. | 66 | cn4fvzt | SportzTawk | cringepics | 41 | yes | 2014-12-24 11:50:48 | Wait, I tell people that I am here for them and they can talk to me if they need to. Granted I dont park outside people's houses but am I one of *them?* |
cn4gfh6 | yes | 11 | cn4fxrt | GenieHunter | Tinder | 1 | yes | 2014-12-24 12:02:00 | Am I the only one on mobile who just uses the full site on the Web browser? |
cn4hh2v | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 20 | cn4g9ij | nothisisdog | tifu | 13 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 2014-12-24 12:40:38 | [Here ya go](http://i.imgur.com/zqTcsAD.gifv) |
cn4hktp | That's what she said. | 10 | cn4g87i | Ape_Rapist | nfl | 6 | that'swhatshesaid | 2014-12-24 12:44:25 | You never know what your bottom is until you hit it. |
cn4hmiv | You're fucking welcome! | 20 | cn4hlsj | ObamaRobot | mildlyinfuriating | 13 | you'refuckingwelcome | 2014-12-24 12:46:07 | Good call, thanks Obama bot |
cn4i56m | not with that attitude | 16 | cn4htc7 | notsostandardtoaster | AskReddit | 10 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-12-24 13:05:36 | There is no such thing as centrifugal force. |
cn4isc9 | Ok. | 8 | cn4gs0d | beastbass | Cardinals | 3 | ok | 2014-12-24 13:30:23 | Hey. You. Merry Fuckin Christmas, ok? |
cn4kr94 | yes | 8 | cn4kn3i | Dogeboja | hearthstone | 5 | yes | 2014-12-24 14:49:19 | Ever have your webspinner pull itself? |
cn4l21r | Yes. | 10 | cn4i6cw | TheOtherJuggernaut | gaming | 5 | yes | 2014-12-24 15:01:46 | Source? |
cn4kzba | No. | 8 | cn4kxr7 | iamareindeer | IAmA | 3 | no | 2014-12-24 14:58:35 | Could you not shit on my roof this year? |
cn4l5gf | You're WELCOME | 8 | cn4iaee | draggles | leagueoflegends | 5 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-24 15:05:45 | i was glad xwx worked for xiaoweixiao, never would have spelled it right |
cn4laud | No. | 11 | cn4k212 | IAmTheFish | nycgaymers | 3 | no | 2014-12-24 15:12:10 | TIMES SQUARE |
cn4ljd3 | You're welcome! | 10 | cn4lj92 | ObamaRobot | PS4 | 1 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-24 15:22:16 | Was playing GTA V with a friend when I suddenly got kicked and got a message about verifying the license, tried logging to the store and got a message for maintenance, just the moment we discovered snow fights and wanted to try it this shit happens :( Thanks obama! |
cn4lypk | no | 8 | cn4luam | _chao_ | smashbros | 1 | no | 2014-12-24 15:40:42 | Is the music repeating perfectly? |
cn4mnt8 | Why? | 8 | cn4mkn4 | Sellmyshoal | AskReddit | 4 | why | 2014-12-24 16:11:26 | And |
cn4mvvd | You're fucking welcome! | 27 | cn4mvgz | ObamaRobot | trees | 3 | you'refuckingwelcome | 2014-12-24 16:21:44 | Thanks Obama! |
cn4nb2k | No | 11 | cn4n0jk | TakenAway | manga | 6 | no | 2014-12-24 16:41:01 | Does every character know that this girl is a boy? |
cn4nm7p | And my axe! | 8 | cn4mkqk | EditsAfterUpboats | funny | 4 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-24 16:55:35 | And wire cutters. |
cn4o4oo | Yes | 77 | cn4ngyd | Daniiiiii | nba | 28 | yes | 2014-12-24 17:20:00 | Does he mean one unit or one percent? |
cn4odfe | Yes | 31 | cn4nv0q | blackwolfdown | TheLastAirbender | 18 | yes | 2014-12-24 17:31:45 | So people actually care more about the Korra Asami thing than the fact that the fought a giant robot with a laser on his arm for like the last 3 episodes... |
cn4q92y | ok | 13 | cn4q4ji | Kellerbier | wsgy | 8 | ok | 2014-12-24 19:04:20 | Yes I like it. Nice and simple but not too common or cliche like joe or bob. Matt is a 7/10 name and I would possibly consider naming my future kid Matt if my future so wanted to |
cn4qf9f | That's what she said | 16 | cn4pu4g | goluphi | ActionFigures | 1 | that'swhatshesaid | 2014-12-24 19:12:49 | You are exactly correct. I didn't know an inch would make such a difference. |
cn4qgzs | yes | 41 | cn4owff | StraightToTheOhm | electronic_cigarette | 11 | yes | 2014-12-24 19:15:13 | I don't get it. Are you saying you'd never make money because you wouldn't be able to properly charge for your stuff? or that you would give away too much? |
cn4qj96 | thanks | 20 | cn4qhg6 | net_gear | deathgrips | 3 | thanks | 2014-12-24 19:18:20 | Oh wow you smoke? That's so cool. |
cn4rgvz | And my axe! | 29 | cn4pwo3 | Draculus | Unexpected | 16 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-24 20:03:28 | Battlestar Galactica |
cn4rl13 | Thatsthejoke.jpg | 245 | cn4rcnz | tastefullydone | AskReddit | 102 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-12-24 20:08:51 | Hahaha the post-apocalyptic story by Cormac McCarthy? |
cn4rncf | K | 16 | cn4r9qc | Ja_Ruler | Hiphopcirclejerk | 10 | k | 2014-12-24 20:11:58 | get a life dude |
cn4rtv2 | No. | 24 | cn4q2tg | gg_tfti | nfl | 8 | no | 2014-12-24 20:20:27 | Don't you want a Brady/Sherman rematch? |
cn4s7qs | And my axe! | 8 | cn4ro1q | KeeganKGB | leagueoflegends | 3 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-24 20:38:48 | And your brother |
cn4sx6h | Yes | 18 | cn4shhu | MrBlake1999 | gifs | 5 | yes | 2014-12-24 21:12:14 | how is it? |
cn4uaim | Yes. | 17 | cn4u402 | 777-300ER | guns | 2 | yes | 2014-12-24 22:18:14 | For the car or the gun? |
cn4un5a | Yes | 43 | cn4uet5 | WouldYouRatherPrefer | funny | 19 | yes | 2014-12-24 22:35:01 | That I'm wrong or that it's Golden Eye ;) |
cn4ur1v | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 14 | cn4tqly | masterlizard | headphones | 2 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-24 22:40:20 | Dude, your grandma's fantastic. ...is she single? ;) |
cn4v0sa | No | 42 | cn4ux5e | SOJ_smash | SSBPM | 16 | no | 2014-12-24 22:53:54 | PM to all, and to all a good night PS: SOJ do you ever sleep? |
cn4vf13 | Whoosh? | 33 | cn4sbcl | AnAirMagic | FlashTV | 19 | whoosh | 2014-12-24 23:15:14 | Probably Green Lantern. I liked it, but it could have been much better. |
cn4vxai | You're welcome! | 12 | cn4vwu4 | ObamaRobot | Military | 5 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-24 23:45:49 | "Thanks, Obama!" |
cn4w4uz | lol | 8 | cn4vtcx | Tensho14 | nba | 3 | lol | 2014-12-24 23:59:27 | U wanna swap back? |
cn4xzg7 | Darude - sandstorm | 18 | cn4wuct | D_Digga | TumblrInAction | 3 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-12-25 02:39:50 | What kind of other songs would there be on that album? |
cn4yfz2 | Yes | 226 | cn4y5h0 | Drew-Pickles | AskReddit | 133 | yes | 2014-12-25 03:28:15 | The good kind or the evil old lady who could kill you in an instant kind? |
cn4yiv2 | Mom's spaghetti | 11 | cn4xsjj | DoxBox | funny | 3 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-12-25 03:36:47 | Vomit in his hair |
cn4ytht | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 9 | cn4yt4v | PleaseRespectTables | Briggs | 2 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-12-25 04:07:39 | (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ |
cn4yvns | Ayy lmao | 16 | cn4xv35 | duncymatt1 | soccer | 2 | ayylmao | 2014-12-25 04:13:54 | Jermaine Beckford |
cn5012o | Thatsthejoke.jpg | 28 | cn4zp7b | Dr_No_It_All | Android | 2 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-12-25 06:00:24 | I can't tell if you meant to type that. |
cn50x28 | ಠ_ಠ | 132 | cn4ydn8 | MindOfMetalAndWheels | CGPGrey | 66 | ಠ_ಠ | 2014-12-25 07:03:43 | 170 minutes! This is by far the best way to avoid my grandparents tonight. Thank you Grady! |
cn51kb5 | Yes! | 14 | cn51gnz | Gotluck | PS4 | 5 | yes | 2014-12-25 07:42:24 | So you are saying to make my ps4 the primary console and I can play my digital downloaded games when psn is down/under maint? |
cn51zf2 | yes | 44 | cn51vsf | [deleted] | leagueoflegends | 4 | yes | 2014-12-25 08:04:45 | but on every fucking video that gets on front page? |
cn52l2e | Yes. | 84 | cn5267u | GandalfTheGrief | gaming | 52 | yes | 2014-12-25 08:35:04 | You're joking right? |
cn52lzh | Yes. | 202 | cn52jah | slicked9778 | SquaredCircle | 86 | yes | 2014-12-25 08:36:23 | NXT or us? |
cn52tk6 | That's the joke. | 28 | cn52q4n | gshurik | DotA2 | 14 | that'sthejoke | 2014-12-25 08:46:28 | Its actually the first frostivus that got cancelled. The other two were "cancelled", as in werent even planned to be real and it was just part of the joke/story. |
cn53l11 | k | 9 | cn53gdw | omimico | videos | 3 | k | 2014-12-25 09:21:34 | Yes |
cn55n4q | Nope | 10 | cn55fxz | ZincHead | pics | 2 | nope | 2014-12-25 10:50:24 | You rock! ^am^i^doing^this^right? |
cn54dq0 | Not with that attitude | 41 | cn542fp | flibolimay | tumblr | 26 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-12-25 09:56:29 | potatoes are not continuous |
cn54s52 | Whoosh | 21 | cn54glv | OIPROCS | AskReddit | 7 | whoosh | 2014-12-25 10:13:36 | No, I'm pretty sure he just forgot it. |
cn54z8r | Both | 40 | cn544ty | ReptiIe | hiphopheads | 16 | both | 2014-12-25 10:22:02 | My friend had me listen to this in class as my first death grips exposure... I was like, "is this music or some crazy homeless guy yelling at me?" |
cn54z3m | No. | 13 | cn53y9r | Gibsonfan159 | nfl | 8 | no | 2014-12-25 10:21:51 | Lol...John Fox....*sigh*..... You guys want him back? |
cn551m9 | what? | 12 | cn54ww5 | Gekokapowco | lifehacks | 2 | what | 2014-12-25 10:24:55 | Agreed, fat is good. But not when its floating around looking all gross |
cn55byo | yep | 8 | cn54p42 | adamrawrz | marvelstudios | 4 | yep | 2014-12-25 10:37:13 | Is Clark Gregg doing his voice? It sounds just like him! |
cn55o14 | That's the joke | 9 | cn51bpp | ooglyguy | short | 5 | that'sthejoke | 2014-12-25 10:51:29 | 5'7" is barely short. |
cn56tou | lol | 47 | cn55cha | mg94mg94 | Unexpected | 17 | lol | 2014-12-25 11:39:55 | What about it? |
cn57cuy | Yes. | 8 | cn56tyj | AlbertEmpathy | FeMRADebates | 5 | yes | 2014-12-25 12:01:42 | Does it gender flip its own name to matriarchy? |
cn57y2j | No. | 22 | cn56vmc | rareearthdoped | funny | 10 | no | 2014-12-25 12:26:21 | I leave a carrot for the Reindeer... doesnt that count?? :) |
cn58wmu | And my axe! | 11 | cn580zd | alexxerth | Nerf | 3 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-25 13:06:46 | And my horse ! |
cn59d1w | ayy lmao | 39 | cn57z84 | Banbaur | tf2 | 15 | ayylmao | 2014-12-25 13:25:53 | Where's EA? |
cn59d2y | yes | 14 | cn599ow | Kezas | Fitness | 8 | yes | 2014-12-25 13:25:56 | This is desirable???? |
cn5a3ck | Darude - Sandstorm | 78 | cn55y83 | breda076 | cringepics | 31 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-12-25 13:57:07 | Was that Song? |
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