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cn86fi1 | What? | 9 | cn80u4t | Froztie | GlobalOffensive | 4 | what | 2014-12-29 00:57:54 | We all do it. Reacting like that is a natural part of growing up. |
cn86kvz | Yes. | 14 | cn86fdv | SonofFink | Planetside | 9 | yes | 2014-12-29 01:09:46 | NC missions = tking fellow NC? |
cn876ww | No. | 16 | cn8758u | BeHereNow91 | AdviceAnimals | 4 | no | 2014-12-29 02:00:15 | Do you usually give these people money? |
cn87fgn | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 13 | cn85zpa | jb2386 | sydney | 5 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-29 02:21:15 | Where do they keep their change? |
cn89ft5 | Yes. | 10 | cn88j50 | [deleted] | anime | 3 | yes | 2014-12-29 05:11:16 | I got a question. Is your username interpreted as 'Am I pretty ugly' or 'Ami pretty ugly'? |
cn89szj | Darude - Sandstorm | 8 | cn89ny8 | Marck527 | pcmasterrace | 4 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-12-29 05:35:24 | Song name? |
cn8a91e | That's the joke. | 28 | cn89ypt | thelosah | conspiratard | 6 | that'sthejoke | 2014-12-29 06:02:07 | >Toblerone is the main revenue stream for the Illuminati A secrete organization that controls all the governments of the world many of the big businesses and worlds banking system and their main source of income is.... Toblerone? |
cn8c41o | ayy lmao | 68 | cn8c2kq | Frazwah | hearthstone | 24 | ayylmao | 2014-12-29 07:27:14 | 420 wins! blaze it! |
cn8c8st | What? | 64 | cn8by5r | sesquiup | popping | 24 | what | 2014-12-29 07:32:25 | I wonder if he could hear any better after that. |
cn8e8an | Ok. | 17 | cn86yi1 | factorial0 | Madden | 10 | ok | 2014-12-29 08:43:51 | How does it feel knowing your mom had sex with the entire team? |
cn8emo9 | Yes | 10 | cn89y6r | ThawtPolice | CivPolitics | 1 | yes | 2014-12-29 08:56:45 | Lo de Rusia con Argentina hay que comezar a preocuparse. En cualquier mmento los tenemos metidos a ellos y a los Chinos en la Patagonia |
cn8h1xt | You're welcome! | 12 | cn8h15j | ObamaRobot | pics | 5 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-29 10:12:11 | And no pot of gold in sight, thanks Obama... |
cn8hgy9 | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 76 | cn8f31e | Bed_Invader | gaming | 28 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-29 10:24:39 | Why wouldn't you? |
cn8hts2 | Yes | 46 | cn8hq1d | Rowannn | hearthstone | 18 | yes | 2014-12-29 10:35:12 | are wisps good cards to have? i have some but have never played them |
cn8itza | AND MY AXE! | 12 | cn8gjer | [deleted] | technology | 6 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-29 11:04:57 | And a minivan. |
cn8izsn | Exactly | 30 | cn8iwuv | bearjedi | LiverpoolFC | 7 | exactly | 2014-12-29 11:09:39 | Who? |
cn8jm11 | Lol | 10 | cn8iu5d | Lavarekira | cringepics | 6 | lol | 2014-12-29 11:27:35 | lol |
cn8jnyf | yes | 9 | cn8jkmh | jadaswardd | ConfusedBoners | 5 | yes | 2014-12-29 11:29:08 | I … wat? |
cn8lal5 | You're welcome! | 21 | cn8lafc | ObamaRobot | korrasami | 11 | you'rewelcome | 2014-12-29 12:15:50 | Thanks Obama! No really thanks for the support. |
cn8lgz4 | And my axe! | 23 | cn8dldm | W1CKeD_SK1LLz | EarthPorn | 15 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-29 12:20:58 | And my gummy bears. |
cn8mav8 | Mom's spaghetti? | 61 | cn8m4tf | Extreme8897 | CodAW | 29 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-12-29 12:44:43 | I remember the first time I got a nuclear medal in Black Ops 2. My palms were sweating, my fingers were shaking and my vision was kinda blurred. Totally worth it. Nice job, btw. |
cn8mfzj | ಠ_ಠ | 35 | cn8hjs8 | CaptainKirkAndCo | starcraft | 18 | ಠ_ಠ | 2014-12-29 12:48:46 | Yeah I was just about to say... ( ._.) Edit: [Here's what the same video looks like for me](http://i.imgur.com/zaMnLPR.png). The recommended tab is what Google's algorithm thinks you would be interested in based on your previous viewing history. |
cn8mi18 | thatsthejoke.jpg | 51 | cn8mh6e | stating-thee-obvious | funny | 13 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-12-29 12:50:27 | Because his mother was a bitch!! |
cn8mmvc | No | 12 | cn8mi9r | koytan | AskReddit | 3 | no | 2014-12-29 12:54:09 | A moderate sized dick? |
cn8nzpo | nope. | 33 | cn8mvyg | imoblivioustothis | DarkSouls2 | 3 | nope | 2014-12-29 13:33:25 | Gotcha. I guess peasantry has its perks. |
cn8nmeu | Not with that attitude. | 38 | cn8m21n | StronGeer | Fitness | 3 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-12-29 13:22:42 | You can't swing cable machines up and down |
cn8nv03 | No. | 9 | cn8nltf | WhoWillSaveYourSwole | todayilearned | 2 | no | 2014-12-29 13:29:32 | So, was it valid? |
cn8okat | lol | 9 | cn8n1g8 | Angry_Caveman_Lawyer | nfl | 1 | lol | 2014-12-29 13:50:08 | /r/realNFL |
cn8pzaq | k | 26 | cn8pyxx | Stewdabaker2013 | CFB | 6 | k | 2014-12-29 14:33:15 | It's official. I don't like A&M. (I'll clarify, not for chippiness or anything. Just don't like losing) |
cn8qg4b | Nope. | 9 | cn8o0oq | Pokser | darksouls | 3 | nope | 2014-12-29 14:47:32 | Don't you need the crest to open sif's door? |
cn8qqgg | and my axe! | 35 | cn8qmy7 | SchrodingersRapist | pics | 14 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-29 14:56:23 | and I have a printer |
cn8rty1 | thatsthejoke.jpg | 883 | cn8rr1w | rolex_gold | leagueoflegends | 169 | thatsthejokejpg | 2014-12-29 15:31:00 | But twisted treeline doesn't have mid |
cn8rv3j | no | 15 | cn8rmu5 | ManWithoutModem | Metalcore | 6 | no | 2014-12-29 15:32:00 | [THIS IS SANDPIT TURTLE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3pO0cSdaKY) |
cn8sc77 | no | 8 | cn8ryql | Vir1lity | pcmasterrace | 2 | no | 2014-12-29 15:47:10 | is he ranked? |
cn8si0d | No | 10 | cn8qso5 | bruce-willis-diehard | jerktalkdiamond | 5 | no | 2014-12-29 15:52:23 | if you are recieveing this messag u hav been fuked in le asz, repost dis mesage to fuk other pepoles in le esz |
cn8spgp | Yes. | 10 | cn8q428 | FancySloth | youdontsurf | 4 | yes | 2014-12-29 15:58:59 | That's fantastic. What is he looking at? |
cn8srry | No | 49 | cn8qhqr | westonburned23 | UnexpectedThugLife | 27 | no | 2014-12-29 16:01:00 | Serious question: Do the majority of teenagers ACTUALLY wait until they're 21 to drink? I live in a country where drinking is kinda "tolerated" 14 and above, so I doubt that, but still, a man's gotta ask... |
cn8unf1 | Yes | 9 | cn8u3h5 | FredAsta1re | DotA2 | 5 | yes | 2014-12-29 17:02:38 | Me and /u/WarApple, me and OP or me and Venomancer? |
cn8v11z | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 15 | cn8uaqb | Kakodoyo | bindingofisaac | 8 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 2014-12-29 17:14:26 | ["I fear no man... but that 'thing'... it scares me."](http://i.imgur.com/e1xIjaz.gif) |
cn8y0oh | .........k. | 11 | cn8y05p | JohnMLTX | CFB | 4 | k | 2014-12-29 18:49:10 | I would so put it in the AT&T girl's butt |
cn8zpdj | Yes. | 8 | cn8vgtl | Lazyducking | EDC | 2 | yes | 2014-12-29 19:44:20 | So are you suggesting CCW holders or open carry should be allowed on school campus's? |
cn90iws | WOOSH! | 27 | cn8y205 | MURDoctrine | skyrim | 7 | woosh | 2014-12-29 20:11:47 | He is not named Bethesda. |
cn90k9r | Yes. | 60 | cn904uk | blackkeymp | SquaredCircle | 5 | yes | 2014-12-29 20:12:58 | Because they disagree with you? |
cn916fa | Yes. | 28 | cn902ba | beholdthemastodon | tifu | 8 | yes | 2014-12-29 20:33:53 | Please explain the experience of cleaning up your own feces while high out of your mind. Was there shame? Sadness? Laughter? Your experience will be added to the collective. Thank you. |
cn91n7i | Yes | 20 | cn8y8io | Csmack08 | popping | 7 | yes | 2014-12-29 20:50:36 | is it messed up that I actually thought about smashing my fingernail so I could feel the relief from lancing it? |
cn923zx | Woosh | 21 | cn90gy5 | ShotgunBFFL | GlobalOffensive | 1 | woosh | 2014-12-29 21:07:22 | Then I don't see a problem with it getting leaked. |
cn92711 | yes | 9 | cn925c8 | flutterguy123 | whowouldwin | 3 | yes | 2014-12-29 21:10:26 | he can telpathy with humans? |
cn92hxk | Yes. | 55 | cn92gij | bmfdan | CFB | 11 | yes | 2014-12-29 21:21:40 | Was it really necessary for the players to do the horns down at the end? |
cn92w2u | Yes? | 46 | cn92t0s | Laq | CFB | 17 | yes | 2014-12-29 21:37:00 | I hear you, but Rutgers was 3-5 in the Big Ten and smoked North Carolina. Does that mean the ACC sucks? |
cn936q7 | YEP. | 11 | cn92zoq | MechaSixVII | hearthstone | 6 | yep | 2014-12-29 21:49:18 | If you thoughtsteal ancestral healing and use it with auchenai, will you kill the targeted minion? |
cn93xgd | Yes | 9 | cn8zziu | Michael_Bloomberg_ | worldnews | 4 | yes | 2014-12-29 22:20:55 | Am I supposed to up or down vote this? |
cn941rm | Yeah. | 221 | cn93yza | rammus | leagueoflegends | 73 | yeah | 2014-12-29 22:26:22 | Someone say Rammus? |
cn96j9x | Yes. | 11 | cn96j21 | Azul_Marino | AskReddit | 7 | yes | 2014-12-30 00:46:25 | are periods really that bad? |
cn9700y | :( | 9 | cn96rgn | OrionSouthernStar | DestinyTheGame | 1 | :( | 2014-12-30 01:20:41 | Bring out your Ice Breakers, Black Hammers and Gjallarhorns! :) |
cn97z2n | yup | 18 | cn97tej | samkellett | soccer | 3 | yup | 2014-12-30 02:42:45 | The man beats us, Chelsea and host of other teams and he is called a cunt? |
cn99qdw | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 36 | cn99q71 | PleaseRespectTables | EliteDangerous | 23 | ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) | 2014-12-30 05:07:16 | ...or the energy wake. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ |
cn99t9l | Whoosh | 8 | cn97tdj | baseball44121 | leagueoflegends | 4 | whoosh | 2014-12-30 05:12:41 | Yea and make our own game, With cigs and 18+ graphics! |
cn9a8xk | Yes | 56 | cn99zcs | shadyduck | AskReddit | 23 | yes | 2014-12-30 05:39:59 | Is your birthday on 31st December or 1st January? |
cn9d6k2 | That's what she said. | 19 | cn9bpu8 | onafarawaybeach | gadgets | 7 | that'swhatshesaid | 2014-12-30 07:50:11 | It's really small for its performance actually! |
cn9egjy | Yes. | 42 | cn9ebb2 | MattDotZeb | smashbros | 19 | yes | 2014-12-30 08:33:04 | Do you know why Apex isn't running Project M this year? |
cn9ej8q | Yes. | 48 | cn9caa3 | Tootsiesclaw | AskReddit | 22 | yes | 2014-12-30 08:35:28 | Like, kittens will be born, or just cats which exist now will continue to? |
cn9fhpq | ...yes. | 28 | cn9feos | schattenteufel | funny | 16 | yes | 2014-12-30 09:04:48 | Is this something you would do? |
cn9fxpl | No. | 9 | cn9etfe | Alaukik | unitedkingdom | 5 | no | 2014-12-30 09:17:59 | At least you're honest, that's got to count for something right? |
cn9fzg0 | Nope | 8 | cn9fxnq | 53250196 | soccer | 1 | nope | 2014-12-30 09:19:23 | Silly question, but does this count with Madrid's winning streak? Or in this case, against? |
cn9g9rt | Ayy lmao | 8 | cn9g7sd | TerkRockerfeller | me_irl | 2 | ayylmao | 2014-12-30 09:27:56 | Can anybody ELI5 this for me? |
cn9h2s1 | Yes | 26 | cn9g40g | 33hov | nba | 13 | yes | 2014-12-30 09:51:34 | can someone explain to me "10 Things I Like and Don’t Like"? is it just zach having somewhere to discuss whatever he wants? |
cn9h5vy | no | 8 | cn9h2vr | Swec | Monstercat | 1 | no | 2014-12-30 09:54:07 | Nice. This gonna be released on MC? |
cn9ht8a | Whoosh | 17 | cn9gn8d | AnsibleAdams | apple | 8 | whoosh | 2014-12-30 10:12:54 | If it was under warranty, he would have had it fixed. |
cn9hz60 | Ayy lmao | 13 | cn9h9yk | petrichorE6 | Showerthoughts | 8 | ayylmao | 2014-12-30 10:17:47 | Woop there it is (We're doing beaten to death reddit jokes, right?) |
cn9jwmn | Yes. | 11 | cn9jmn3 | learn2die101 | hockey | 6 | yes | 2014-12-30 11:13:13 | Is this one because torts hasn't coached him, or because torts isn't level-headed? Or both? |
cn9kaog | lol | 85 | cn9jm9t | PHedemark | DotA2 | 37 | lol | 2014-12-30 11:24:20 | Most of Mason's thread is full of incomprehensible garbage, but this was interesting. Its probably a troll....but if not....holy fuck. >I know a guy who works for SteelSeries. Puppey/Kuroky left Navi because Dendi wouldn't agree to kicking Xboct. Management picked Dendi over Puppey due to his popularity and Puppey/Kuroky left. Obviously Navi has fallen off the map. SteelSeries has a ton invested in Navi and has apparently given Puppey 60k and Kuroky 40k to reform Navi. The new lineup is Dendi, Funn1k, Puppey, Kuroky, N0tail. Dendi basically called Puppey, the sponsors got involved, everyone patched things up. New team secret is S4, EGM, Bulldog, Zai, PPD. Zai was not too happy with the situation at EG and PPD/Zai are a package deal that aren't going to split up. Zai has wanted to play carry, with PPD/EGM support. As for the rest of EG/C9/[A] I don't have any information on that. |
cn9kqrz | why? | 9 | cn9k3du | mastermike14 | ProtectAndServe | 5 | why | 2014-12-30 11:37:03 | It aint a good thing, no |
cn9kqt0 | NO | 9 | cn9khvg | HelloTosh | reddevils | 4 | no | 2014-12-30 11:37:04 | Needs to be lower case with a period. |
cn9kpo5 | Yes. | 14 | cn9ke1h | ImJusSaying | AskReddit | 4 | yes | 2014-12-30 11:36:10 | do what, the eyebrow thing or pec thing? |
cn9lf6d | No. | 9 | cn9i9mf | CharlesPDX | ripcity | 1 | no | 2014-12-30 11:56:22 | Is anyone else annoyed that Golden State gets to be considered the best team in the league, when we have more wins than they do and have played 3 more games than they have? We might have a better win percentage (and less injuries) if we had a slower paced schedule like they've been able to enjoy. It's also annoying that this doesn't look to change for at least a short while more. |
cn9lwnf | That's what she said. | 9 | cn9lsv9 | TeaBurntMyTongue | OkCupid | 5 | that'swhatshesaid | 2014-12-30 12:10:01 | I thought it was funny, and I think backpedalling is the worst possible thing he could of done. But I think he was screwed either way. |
cna7md9 | Exactly | 56 | cna7gu0 | nappiestapparatus | pics | 31 | exactly | 2014-12-31 01:36:48 | What's wrong with Brendan Frasier? I liked him. I haven't seen him in anything in a while though... |
cn9m5i4 | no | 19 | cn9kkwa | furryfucker9000 | TeenMFA | 2 | no | 2014-12-30 12:16:59 | Ocbd over hoodie, yeah or nah? http://i.imgur.com/Z1uFDHa.jpg http://i.imgur.com/IOmj8QJ.jpg |
cn9mhvn | ...yes. | 10 | cn9lk66 | bash521 | SubredditDrama | 3 | yes | 2014-12-30 12:26:38 | I think you may be mistaken? Or am I missing a joke here? |
cn9moj9 | Nope | 17 | cn9mntn | caleb0007 | teenagers | 2 | nope | 2014-12-30 12:31:45 | obama |
cn9niej | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 8 | cn9mz31 | AmIKrumpingNow | Whatcouldgowrong | 2 | (͡°͜ʖ͡°) | 2014-12-30 12:55:42 | That's weird... Why doesn't it penetrate? |
cn9ntmf | No. | 365 | cn9mu5k | ThunderOblivion | funny | 142 | no | 2014-12-30 13:04:43 | Um, watch 'Achey breaky 2' |
cn9pdt5 | k | 23 | cn9nzbq | EcoFriendlyEv | nba | 5 | k | 2014-12-30 13:49:12 | hornets |
cn9r9lr | ayy lmao | 102 | cn9qvby | Doug101 | AskReddit | 49 | ayylmao | 2014-12-30 14:44:29 | Jesus. |
cn9rc36 | Nope! | 15 | cn9r2p3 | Gyigas | PS4 | 9 | nope | 2014-12-30 14:46:35 | Do I actually need Second Son to play the dlc? |
cn9tbg5 | No. | 12 | cn9plts | HilariousScreenname | nfl | 3 | no | 2014-12-30 15:48:14 | Green Bay, let Carolina get this guy. PLEASE!!!!! |
cn9tegp | Ayy lmao | 52 | cn9t80f | Freshrr | AdviceAnimals | 30 | ayylmao | 2014-12-30 15:50:51 | Waaaayy LMAAAAO |
cn9v2wh | All of them. | 17 | cn9tuai | Moose11 | hockey | 5 | allofthem | 2014-12-30 16:44:45 | what song is this? |
cn9vf98 | No. | 18 | cn9uu23 | sick_fickle_fucker | me_irl | 5 | no | 2014-12-30 16:55:56 | pls i didnt come here to see discusting male privilege being flaunted how about a trigger warning? |
cn9vhwr | Woosh. | 10 | cn9qguy | Absorbing | InternetIsBeautiful | 1 | woosh | 2014-12-30 16:58:19 | well reddit was only created on June 23, 2005, so naturally you wouldn't find anything, right? :) |
cn9w3c0 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 14 | cn9ua6v | RylanTheWalrus | AdviceAnimals | 4 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 2014-12-30 17:18:20 | http://i.imgur.com/yOPRthX.gif |
cn9w5pf | yup | 18 | cn9uz52 | Janderson2494 | xboxone | 3 | yup | 2014-12-30 17:20:33 | I'm confused.. Is this a reference to cod:aw? |
cn9xs64 | ok | 8 | cn9xjcq | HashtagDetriment | redditblack | 5 | ok | 2014-12-30 18:16:14 | Ok |
cn9xsgf | ok | 10 | cn9xfvf | Brandon132 | redditblack | 6 | ok | 2014-12-30 18:16:31 | Haha awesome thanks so much guys, thanks for making this army Sgt's night |
cn9z7s7 | And my axe! | 25 | cn9ud4w | skeptoid79 | CFB | 14 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-30 19:05:43 | And tony Jerod Eddie, who's now in the NFL. And Garick Williams |
cn9zcn9 | What? | 8 | cn9z1on | Sugar_Daddy_Peter | Bitcoin | 1 | what | 2014-12-30 19:10:22 | is it warm? |
cna08w4 | Yes. | 78 | cn9y5u6 | MonstercatMedia | Monstercat | 31 | yes | 2014-12-30 19:41:25 | Mike, is that what you really look like when you're angry? |
cna2ddx | lol | 13 | cn9dl0l | c9mangoat | smashcirclejerk | 5 | lol | 2014-12-30 20:59:02 | m2k? |
cna2wqw | And my axe! | 64 | cna2ii5 | is_kind_of_a_jerk | funny | 39 | andmyaxe | 2014-12-30 21:19:39 | I'm never not gonna upvote a "and my axe" comment |
cna2xua | NO. | 14 | cna2or1 | RollRoundInTheToilet | OutOfTheLoop | 8 | no | 2014-12-30 21:20:48 | I'm pretty high, should I watch it? |