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[ "What no beverages does to a mf" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work)." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine.", ">\n\nHahaha what the fuck are you even talking about" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine.", ">\n\nHahaha what the fuck are you even talking about", ">\n\nBeverage culture isn’t a thing." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine.", ">\n\nHahaha what the fuck are you even talking about", ">\n\nBeverage culture isn’t a thing.", ">\n\nWhatever you want to call it" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine.", ">\n\nHahaha what the fuck are you even talking about", ">\n\nBeverage culture isn’t a thing.", ">\n\nWhatever you want to call it", ">\n\nI always have cotton mouth so I need a beverage close. But more than one cup of coffee would have me peeing every 5 minutes." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine.", ">\n\nHahaha what the fuck are you even talking about", ">\n\nBeverage culture isn’t a thing.", ">\n\nWhatever you want to call it", ">\n\nI always have cotton mouth so I need a beverage close. But more than one cup of coffee would have me peeing every 5 minutes.", ">\n\nGatekeeping beverage drinkers 🤣 I love reddit" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine.", ">\n\nHahaha what the fuck are you even talking about", ">\n\nBeverage culture isn’t a thing.", ">\n\nWhatever you want to call it", ">\n\nI always have cotton mouth so I need a beverage close. But more than one cup of coffee would have me peeing every 5 minutes.", ">\n\nGatekeeping beverage drinkers 🤣 I love reddit", ">\n\nYeah well I’m team alcohol anyway so" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine.", ">\n\nHahaha what the fuck are you even talking about", ">\n\nBeverage culture isn’t a thing.", ">\n\nWhatever you want to call it", ">\n\nI always have cotton mouth so I need a beverage close. But more than one cup of coffee would have me peeing every 5 minutes.", ">\n\nGatekeeping beverage drinkers 🤣 I love reddit", ">\n\nYeah well I’m team alcohol anyway so", ">\n\nI mean I love coffee sure, but at work I do always gotta carry that big tumbler of water. I do a lot of walking, lifting, bending, moving, super physical job. I always drank water anyways but after my family member got a kidney stone from not drinking as much water as needed, I became obsessed with making sure I'm drinking all my fluids. Even more so when I'm doing physical activities." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine.", ">\n\nHahaha what the fuck are you even talking about", ">\n\nBeverage culture isn’t a thing.", ">\n\nWhatever you want to call it", ">\n\nI always have cotton mouth so I need a beverage close. But more than one cup of coffee would have me peeing every 5 minutes.", ">\n\nGatekeeping beverage drinkers 🤣 I love reddit", ">\n\nYeah well I’m team alcohol anyway so", ">\n\nI mean I love coffee sure, but at work I do always gotta carry that big tumbler of water. I do a lot of walking, lifting, bending, moving, super physical job. I always drank water anyways but after my family member got a kidney stone from not drinking as much water as needed, I became obsessed with making sure I'm drinking all my fluids. Even more so when I'm doing physical activities.", ">\n\nTwo girls one cup is the only time I've been more offended than you about someone holding a cup." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine.", ">\n\nHahaha what the fuck are you even talking about", ">\n\nBeverage culture isn’t a thing.", ">\n\nWhatever you want to call it", ">\n\nI always have cotton mouth so I need a beverage close. But more than one cup of coffee would have me peeing every 5 minutes.", ">\n\nGatekeeping beverage drinkers 🤣 I love reddit", ">\n\nYeah well I’m team alcohol anyway so", ">\n\nI mean I love coffee sure, but at work I do always gotta carry that big tumbler of water. I do a lot of walking, lifting, bending, moving, super physical job. I always drank water anyways but after my family member got a kidney stone from not drinking as much water as needed, I became obsessed with making sure I'm drinking all my fluids. Even more so when I'm doing physical activities.", ">\n\nTwo girls one cup is the only time I've been more offended than you about someone holding a cup.", ">\n\nI’m chronically thirsty tho lol" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine.", ">\n\nHahaha what the fuck are you even talking about", ">\n\nBeverage culture isn’t a thing.", ">\n\nWhatever you want to call it", ">\n\nI always have cotton mouth so I need a beverage close. But more than one cup of coffee would have me peeing every 5 minutes.", ">\n\nGatekeeping beverage drinkers 🤣 I love reddit", ">\n\nYeah well I’m team alcohol anyway so", ">\n\nI mean I love coffee sure, but at work I do always gotta carry that big tumbler of water. I do a lot of walking, lifting, bending, moving, super physical job. I always drank water anyways but after my family member got a kidney stone from not drinking as much water as needed, I became obsessed with making sure I'm drinking all my fluids. Even more so when I'm doing physical activities.", ">\n\nTwo girls one cup is the only time I've been more offended than you about someone holding a cup.", ">\n\nI’m chronically thirsty tho lol", ">\n\nThe only coffee cups and mugs I see at work are obviously those fee swag mugs you get when the company buys like 100k worth of lab equipment and you get a free metro thermo coffee mug or something.\nWe drink it straight from the pot \nWork at a lab it's awesome." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine.", ">\n\nHahaha what the fuck are you even talking about", ">\n\nBeverage culture isn’t a thing.", ">\n\nWhatever you want to call it", ">\n\nI always have cotton mouth so I need a beverage close. But more than one cup of coffee would have me peeing every 5 minutes.", ">\n\nGatekeeping beverage drinkers 🤣 I love reddit", ">\n\nYeah well I’m team alcohol anyway so", ">\n\nI mean I love coffee sure, but at work I do always gotta carry that big tumbler of water. I do a lot of walking, lifting, bending, moving, super physical job. I always drank water anyways but after my family member got a kidney stone from not drinking as much water as needed, I became obsessed with making sure I'm drinking all my fluids. Even more so when I'm doing physical activities.", ">\n\nTwo girls one cup is the only time I've been more offended than you about someone holding a cup.", ">\n\nI’m chronically thirsty tho lol", ">\n\nThe only coffee cups and mugs I see at work are obviously those fee swag mugs you get when the company buys like 100k worth of lab equipment and you get a free metro thermo coffee mug or something.\nWe drink it straight from the pot \nWork at a lab it's awesome.", ">\n\nMy veterinary practice has an in house lab, does that count? 🥺👉👈" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine.", ">\n\nHahaha what the fuck are you even talking about", ">\n\nBeverage culture isn’t a thing.", ">\n\nWhatever you want to call it", ">\n\nI always have cotton mouth so I need a beverage close. But more than one cup of coffee would have me peeing every 5 minutes.", ">\n\nGatekeeping beverage drinkers 🤣 I love reddit", ">\n\nYeah well I’m team alcohol anyway so", ">\n\nI mean I love coffee sure, but at work I do always gotta carry that big tumbler of water. I do a lot of walking, lifting, bending, moving, super physical job. I always drank water anyways but after my family member got a kidney stone from not drinking as much water as needed, I became obsessed with making sure I'm drinking all my fluids. Even more so when I'm doing physical activities.", ">\n\nTwo girls one cup is the only time I've been more offended than you about someone holding a cup.", ">\n\nI’m chronically thirsty tho lol", ">\n\nThe only coffee cups and mugs I see at work are obviously those fee swag mugs you get when the company buys like 100k worth of lab equipment and you get a free metro thermo coffee mug or something.\nWe drink it straight from the pot \nWork at a lab it's awesome.", ">\n\nMy veterinary practice has an in house lab, does that count? 🥺👉👈", ">\n\nsounds cool." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine.", ">\n\nHahaha what the fuck are you even talking about", ">\n\nBeverage culture isn’t a thing.", ">\n\nWhatever you want to call it", ">\n\nI always have cotton mouth so I need a beverage close. But more than one cup of coffee would have me peeing every 5 minutes.", ">\n\nGatekeeping beverage drinkers 🤣 I love reddit", ">\n\nYeah well I’m team alcohol anyway so", ">\n\nI mean I love coffee sure, but at work I do always gotta carry that big tumbler of water. I do a lot of walking, lifting, bending, moving, super physical job. I always drank water anyways but after my family member got a kidney stone from not drinking as much water as needed, I became obsessed with making sure I'm drinking all my fluids. Even more so when I'm doing physical activities.", ">\n\nTwo girls one cup is the only time I've been more offended than you about someone holding a cup.", ">\n\nI’m chronically thirsty tho lol", ">\n\nThe only coffee cups and mugs I see at work are obviously those fee swag mugs you get when the company buys like 100k worth of lab equipment and you get a free metro thermo coffee mug or something.\nWe drink it straight from the pot \nWork at a lab it's awesome.", ">\n\nMy veterinary practice has an in house lab, does that count? 🥺👉👈", ">\n\nsounds cool.", ">\n\nThis is so interesting. I had a British coworker years ago who remarked on how “obsessed with hydration” Americans are." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine.", ">\n\nHahaha what the fuck are you even talking about", ">\n\nBeverage culture isn’t a thing.", ">\n\nWhatever you want to call it", ">\n\nI always have cotton mouth so I need a beverage close. But more than one cup of coffee would have me peeing every 5 minutes.", ">\n\nGatekeeping beverage drinkers 🤣 I love reddit", ">\n\nYeah well I’m team alcohol anyway so", ">\n\nI mean I love coffee sure, but at work I do always gotta carry that big tumbler of water. I do a lot of walking, lifting, bending, moving, super physical job. I always drank water anyways but after my family member got a kidney stone from not drinking as much water as needed, I became obsessed with making sure I'm drinking all my fluids. Even more so when I'm doing physical activities.", ">\n\nTwo girls one cup is the only time I've been more offended than you about someone holding a cup.", ">\n\nI’m chronically thirsty tho lol", ">\n\nThe only coffee cups and mugs I see at work are obviously those fee swag mugs you get when the company buys like 100k worth of lab equipment and you get a free metro thermo coffee mug or something.\nWe drink it straight from the pot \nWork at a lab it's awesome.", ">\n\nMy veterinary practice has an in house lab, does that count? 🥺👉👈", ">\n\nsounds cool.", ">\n\nThis is so interesting. I had a British coworker years ago who remarked on how “obsessed with hydration” Americans are.", ">\n\nNah I’m gonna continue taking my iced coffees in my Starbucks blinged out tumblers everywhere I go" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine.", ">\n\nHahaha what the fuck are you even talking about", ">\n\nBeverage culture isn’t a thing.", ">\n\nWhatever you want to call it", ">\n\nI always have cotton mouth so I need a beverage close. But more than one cup of coffee would have me peeing every 5 minutes.", ">\n\nGatekeeping beverage drinkers 🤣 I love reddit", ">\n\nYeah well I’m team alcohol anyway so", ">\n\nI mean I love coffee sure, but at work I do always gotta carry that big tumbler of water. I do a lot of walking, lifting, bending, moving, super physical job. I always drank water anyways but after my family member got a kidney stone from not drinking as much water as needed, I became obsessed with making sure I'm drinking all my fluids. Even more so when I'm doing physical activities.", ">\n\nTwo girls one cup is the only time I've been more offended than you about someone holding a cup.", ">\n\nI’m chronically thirsty tho lol", ">\n\nThe only coffee cups and mugs I see at work are obviously those fee swag mugs you get when the company buys like 100k worth of lab equipment and you get a free metro thermo coffee mug or something.\nWe drink it straight from the pot \nWork at a lab it's awesome.", ">\n\nMy veterinary practice has an in house lab, does that count? 🥺👉👈", ">\n\nsounds cool.", ">\n\nThis is so interesting. I had a British coworker years ago who remarked on how “obsessed with hydration” Americans are.", ">\n\nNah I’m gonna continue taking my iced coffees in my Starbucks blinged out tumblers everywhere I go", ">\n\nI actually DO need a beverage at all times. When I do not have access to a beverage I get extremely distracted; it bothers me so much I cannot focus on what’s at hand. And also, for the record I drink a lot of fluids and feel thirsty if I do not." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine.", ">\n\nHahaha what the fuck are you even talking about", ">\n\nBeverage culture isn’t a thing.", ">\n\nWhatever you want to call it", ">\n\nI always have cotton mouth so I need a beverage close. But more than one cup of coffee would have me peeing every 5 minutes.", ">\n\nGatekeeping beverage drinkers 🤣 I love reddit", ">\n\nYeah well I’m team alcohol anyway so", ">\n\nI mean I love coffee sure, but at work I do always gotta carry that big tumbler of water. I do a lot of walking, lifting, bending, moving, super physical job. I always drank water anyways but after my family member got a kidney stone from not drinking as much water as needed, I became obsessed with making sure I'm drinking all my fluids. Even more so when I'm doing physical activities.", ">\n\nTwo girls one cup is the only time I've been more offended than you about someone holding a cup.", ">\n\nI’m chronically thirsty tho lol", ">\n\nThe only coffee cups and mugs I see at work are obviously those fee swag mugs you get when the company buys like 100k worth of lab equipment and you get a free metro thermo coffee mug or something.\nWe drink it straight from the pot \nWork at a lab it's awesome.", ">\n\nMy veterinary practice has an in house lab, does that count? 🥺👉👈", ">\n\nsounds cool.", ">\n\nThis is so interesting. I had a British coworker years ago who remarked on how “obsessed with hydration” Americans are.", ">\n\nNah I’m gonna continue taking my iced coffees in my Starbucks blinged out tumblers everywhere I go", ">\n\nI actually DO need a beverage at all times. When I do not have access to a beverage I get extremely distracted; it bothers me so much I cannot focus on what’s at hand. And also, for the record I drink a lot of fluids and feel thirsty if I do not.", ">\n\n“People drinking fluids is annoying to me”" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine.", ">\n\nHahaha what the fuck are you even talking about", ">\n\nBeverage culture isn’t a thing.", ">\n\nWhatever you want to call it", ">\n\nI always have cotton mouth so I need a beverage close. But more than one cup of coffee would have me peeing every 5 minutes.", ">\n\nGatekeeping beverage drinkers 🤣 I love reddit", ">\n\nYeah well I’m team alcohol anyway so", ">\n\nI mean I love coffee sure, but at work I do always gotta carry that big tumbler of water. I do a lot of walking, lifting, bending, moving, super physical job. I always drank water anyways but after my family member got a kidney stone from not drinking as much water as needed, I became obsessed with making sure I'm drinking all my fluids. Even more so when I'm doing physical activities.", ">\n\nTwo girls one cup is the only time I've been more offended than you about someone holding a cup.", ">\n\nI’m chronically thirsty tho lol", ">\n\nThe only coffee cups and mugs I see at work are obviously those fee swag mugs you get when the company buys like 100k worth of lab equipment and you get a free metro thermo coffee mug or something.\nWe drink it straight from the pot \nWork at a lab it's awesome.", ">\n\nMy veterinary practice has an in house lab, does that count? 🥺👉👈", ">\n\nsounds cool.", ">\n\nThis is so interesting. I had a British coworker years ago who remarked on how “obsessed with hydration” Americans are.", ">\n\nNah I’m gonna continue taking my iced coffees in my Starbucks blinged out tumblers everywhere I go", ">\n\nI actually DO need a beverage at all times. When I do not have access to a beverage I get extremely distracted; it bothers me so much I cannot focus on what’s at hand. And also, for the record I drink a lot of fluids and feel thirsty if I do not.", ">\n\n“People drinking fluids is annoying to me”", ">\n\nWhile I think you’re moderately obsessing here, I do agree that the whole concept of people carrying around Starbuck’s cups like some sort of badge on a daily basis is extremely annoying. I love coffee, drink it every day in a variety of forms. But simply put, Starbuck’s is largely over-burnt dark roast and stupidly overpriced. When I see a group of 20-somethings all carrying their $6-$8 branded coffees coming in for their $35-$45k a year job I just have to take my hat off to the power of brand marketing. It’s not good coffee, plain and simple." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine.", ">\n\nHahaha what the fuck are you even talking about", ">\n\nBeverage culture isn’t a thing.", ">\n\nWhatever you want to call it", ">\n\nI always have cotton mouth so I need a beverage close. But more than one cup of coffee would have me peeing every 5 minutes.", ">\n\nGatekeeping beverage drinkers 🤣 I love reddit", ">\n\nYeah well I’m team alcohol anyway so", ">\n\nI mean I love coffee sure, but at work I do always gotta carry that big tumbler of water. I do a lot of walking, lifting, bending, moving, super physical job. I always drank water anyways but after my family member got a kidney stone from not drinking as much water as needed, I became obsessed with making sure I'm drinking all my fluids. Even more so when I'm doing physical activities.", ">\n\nTwo girls one cup is the only time I've been more offended than you about someone holding a cup.", ">\n\nI’m chronically thirsty tho lol", ">\n\nThe only coffee cups and mugs I see at work are obviously those fee swag mugs you get when the company buys like 100k worth of lab equipment and you get a free metro thermo coffee mug or something.\nWe drink it straight from the pot \nWork at a lab it's awesome.", ">\n\nMy veterinary practice has an in house lab, does that count? 🥺👉👈", ">\n\nsounds cool.", ">\n\nThis is so interesting. I had a British coworker years ago who remarked on how “obsessed with hydration” Americans are.", ">\n\nNah I’m gonna continue taking my iced coffees in my Starbucks blinged out tumblers everywhere I go", ">\n\nI actually DO need a beverage at all times. When I do not have access to a beverage I get extremely distracted; it bothers me so much I cannot focus on what’s at hand. And also, for the record I drink a lot of fluids and feel thirsty if I do not.", ">\n\n“People drinking fluids is annoying to me”", ">\n\nWhile I think you’re moderately obsessing here, I do agree that the whole concept of people carrying around Starbuck’s cups like some sort of badge on a daily basis is extremely annoying. I love coffee, drink it every day in a variety of forms. But simply put, Starbuck’s is largely over-burnt dark roast and stupidly overpriced. When I see a group of 20-somethings all carrying their $6-$8 branded coffees coming in for their $35-$45k a year job I just have to take my hat off to the power of brand marketing. It’s not good coffee, plain and simple.", ">\n\nI totally agree about Starbucks. Here, their coffee is SO expensive that I can buy powdered coffee for 75 cups (!) for the same price and simply boil water and do it myself.\nOther than that, it's normal to drink coffee at workplace. Especially at office." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?", ">\n\nWhile I agree, isn't that sort of the purpose of alot of posts on this sub? Lol I find so many of them to basically be people bitching about the actions of others that have (or should have) virtually no impact on their own lives. \nTo be clear, I usually enjoy the posts because they're usually funny and trivial. This one is definitely trivial, but kinda pedantic and too whiny to be all that funny.", ">\n\nGets a lot funnier if you read OP’s many comments. Definitely seems to be very invested in this issue 😄", ">\n\nI mean, I drink coffee from the time I wake up until I leave work. All day, every day. 12oz styrofoam cup, refilled over and over. Even had the nickname \"Coffee Cup\" at one time. \nAll I can say is: I do wot I want. Ur not the boss of me.", ">\n\nHow many oz you drink a day? And what type or brand of coffee is that?", ">\n\nI probably brew \\~144 oz, but some of it goes cold and I pour that out. I'm going to estimate about 40 oz waste, so 100oz sounds about right. The brand is Tully's (provided by work).", ">\n\nAs someone who doesn’t drink coffee… why? It doesn’t even taste good.", ">\n\nGotta drink something. Was all that was available when I was in the Navy. Got hooked I guess. They have bottled water now, but not back then and desalinated water tastes like poo. I drink it black. No sugar or cream.", ">\n\nAt my work the world will end if someone didn't make coffee. Drives me insane. Of I drank that much coffee I would shit my pants.", ">\n\nI think people view these drinks as some small piece of their life they get to control, even through the work week drudgery. I can understand your position from the perspective that people *should* be able to suck it up and go without it if they forget for a day, but in general, if it makes someone's life slightly more bearable...why not?", ">\n\nStay salty. I'll stay hydrated. We'll see who lasts longer.", ">\n\nI like tea tho.", ">\n\nI live at a higher altitude, I always have water with me.", ">\n\nI don’t drink coffee but feel like i should start just so I’m never considered as obnoxious as OP sounds.", ">\n\nJust let me have my morning hot coffee, emotional support water bottle, kombucha, water, greens, water, post-work cold brew, water, dinner sparkling water, water, and bedtime hot tea in peace", ">\n\nJust let me cling to the one thing that brings me an ounce of joy during the workday, man :(\nIf bringing an ice latte with me to the meeting makes my day even a little bit more enjoyable, or taking a 5 minute break to grab a cup of coffee in the break room brings me a shred of happiness, what’s it to you? Why are you so pressed about it?\nI also carry around my beloved 40oz insulated water bottle. It’s not a flex, it’s not “beverage culture” (wtf even is that). It’s just something I do that makes my day a little bit better.", ">\n\nThis reads like a manifesto", ">\n\nYour comment made me laugh a little too hard 😭😂", ">\n\nHappy to hear! Always nice to make someone laugh (:", ">\n\nLet people enjoy things.", ">\n\nSeriously! What if their Starbucks purchase is their one item they splurge on & that’s what brings them joy? Sure, people can get out of hand with the cup collecting (I’m definitely in this category!) but if someone likes it then good for them.", ">\n\nOkay? This post is so hilarious but just to play along, I have anxiety and autism so a helpful and harmless fixation for me to self regulate is to have a drink with me ready for me to use. Lots of reasons why this helps me. So it’s not just for physical maintenance, but for psychological regulation for me.", ">\n\nMe too, except for me it’s bipolar depression and anxiety among other things. Plus my depression makes it hard to sleep/stay awake sometimes. Not to mention if I have an anxiety attack at work and need my rescue meds, those also make me extremely groggy and make me need caffeine.", ">\n\nBreaking news: caffeine is a drug. What you're seeing is addicted people.", ">\n\nA cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine.", ">\n\nHahaha what the fuck are you even talking about", ">\n\nBeverage culture isn’t a thing.", ">\n\nWhatever you want to call it", ">\n\nI always have cotton mouth so I need a beverage close. But more than one cup of coffee would have me peeing every 5 minutes.", ">\n\nGatekeeping beverage drinkers 🤣 I love reddit", ">\n\nYeah well I’m team alcohol anyway so", ">\n\nI mean I love coffee sure, but at work I do always gotta carry that big tumbler of water. I do a lot of walking, lifting, bending, moving, super physical job. I always drank water anyways but after my family member got a kidney stone from not drinking as much water as needed, I became obsessed with making sure I'm drinking all my fluids. Even more so when I'm doing physical activities.", ">\n\nTwo girls one cup is the only time I've been more offended than you about someone holding a cup.", ">\n\nI’m chronically thirsty tho lol", ">\n\nThe only coffee cups and mugs I see at work are obviously those fee swag mugs you get when the company buys like 100k worth of lab equipment and you get a free metro thermo coffee mug or something.\nWe drink it straight from the pot \nWork at a lab it's awesome.", ">\n\nMy veterinary practice has an in house lab, does that count? 🥺👉👈", ">\n\nsounds cool.", ">\n\nThis is so interesting. I had a British coworker years ago who remarked on how “obsessed with hydration” Americans are.", ">\n\nNah I’m gonna continue taking my iced coffees in my Starbucks blinged out tumblers everywhere I go", ">\n\nI actually DO need a beverage at all times. When I do not have access to a beverage I get extremely distracted; it bothers me so much I cannot focus on what’s at hand. And also, for the record I drink a lot of fluids and feel thirsty if I do not.", ">\n\n“People drinking fluids is annoying to me”", ">\n\nWhile I think you’re moderately obsessing here, I do agree that the whole concept of people carrying around Starbuck’s cups like some sort of badge on a daily basis is extremely annoying. I love coffee, drink it every day in a variety of forms. But simply put, Starbuck’s is largely over-burnt dark roast and stupidly overpriced. When I see a group of 20-somethings all carrying their $6-$8 branded coffees coming in for their $35-$45k a year job I just have to take my hat off to the power of brand marketing. It’s not good coffee, plain and simple.", ">\n\nI totally agree about Starbucks. Here, their coffee is SO expensive that I can buy powdered coffee for 75 cups (!) for the same price and simply boil water and do it myself.\nOther than that, it's normal to drink coffee at workplace. Especially at office.", ">\n\nHere's your upvote.\nWho cares? It's nice to have a drink ready" ]