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[ "What no beverages does to a mf" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos" ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it." ]

[ "What no beverages does to a mf", ">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.", ">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask why we had a chicken in the ops office freeze or fridge.", ">\n\nNever seen someone so triggered over another adult holding a cup", ">\n\nHad a moment of weakness, haha. Tired of getting called out about not having a coffee. \nWindchime, where's your coffee?\nWindchime, this meeting is 3 hours so don't forget your coffee.\nOmg, did you finish your coffee already? Do you need to go get another one? Cuz it's totally fine, windchime, we already have our coffee so we can hold the fort down while you go get yours.", ">\n\nIt reads like your coworkers are actually trying to be nice to you?\nLong meetings do wear down the soul though.", ">\n\nThey're concerned I'm changing the system. If a higher up sees I can do a good job at a moderate pace without having to spend 90 collective minutes a day making or sourcing beverages, they might hold others to that standard.", ">\n\nGuessing you haven't been in an office environment long. They're not \"concerned you're changing the system\". I guarantee that your superiors do not give half a shit that you don't drink coffee, nor do they care that your coworkers spend time making coffee. Being the guy who thinks everybody needs to be busting their ass 24/7 does not put you in a good light, as it doesn't sound like you're in management. This doesn't sound like an issue with company culture, it sounds like a superiority complex.\nWill say though, very unpopular opinion. Well done lol", ">\n\nReads like someone new in their career that idolize a workaholic culture", ">\n\nBeverage culture?", ">\n\nGod damn hipsters and their beverages", ">\n\nFuckin beatniks always drinking water", ">\n\nYou seem pretty salty about all this. \nHold on I think I got a water bottle nearby you can have.", ">\n\nIt’s a sign that they might need to up their water intake.", ">\n\nYou sound dehydrated.", ">\n\nProbably from their coffee", ">\n\nYou’d have a mental breakdown at a construction sight. What gets me is the guys drinking Mountain Dew at 6 am", ">\n\nI’ve worked quite a few outside jobs and my favorite coworkers were banging back cigarettes and RedBulls at that hour. Water was for later.", ">\n\nOh trust me I’ve done my fair share of that but something about Mountain Dew or Pepsi at 6 am was off putting", ">\n\nI don’t understand how this is off putting to people. Mountain Dew is disgusting, but Diet Coke, ginger ale, or sprite settles my stomach in the morning", ">\n\nIm bringing my water with me dammit. And there will be hell to pay if I dont have somewhere to plug in my tea kettle.\nTake my upvote.", ">\n\nFucking beverage culture?\nWhy do people think you can just insert \"culture\" after any old noun and it somehow makes them sound smart?", ">\n\nIt's like saying oxygen culture lol.", ">\n\nI'm partial to nutrition culture.", ">\n\nNot into it, personally.", ">\n\nWow, interesting. \n[sips coffee]", ">\n\n☕️", ">\n\nwhy do u give a shit whatsoever", ">\n\nMe too, just with a spritz of vodka.\nKidding", ">\n\nThis is more of a rant.", ">\n\nYes it is", ">\n\nThen you need to take it to r/rant where it belongs.This isn't the sub to vent your frustration over your own social ineptitude.", ">\n\nAverage beverage consumer over here", ">\n\n\nI don’t panic when I forget my coffee or run out in the middle of a two hour meeting\n\nNo one does OP. If I forget to bring my coffee, or forget coffee in the morning altogether, the most I’ll do is grumble about the inevitable headache.\nWhy does it bother you so much to see people with coffee cups in their hands?", ">\n\nNot a coffee drinker, but I think there are people who can't live without a coffee in morning for work. So yes, some will panic.", ">\n\nI have prepared drinks at all times. A cold lemon water, a hot tea and a hot herbal tea sans caffeine. It’s my little lovely habit", ">\n\nseriously. a nice bevie goes a long way for the soul.", ">\n\nExactly like let me have my Iroh moment of peace in this vast hell scape 😂", ">\n\ni wish I could raw dog life like OP 😭", ">\n\nHolding a cup stops me from from talking with my hands.", ">\n\nWho tf cares lol", ">\n\nIt’s called an emotional support beverage and it’s a way of life.", ">\n\nLOL. Beverage culture? It's not a culture. You need fluid in order to live and it's good to have regular access to it.", ">\n\n2-3 hour meetings? Jesus I would need a coffee. There is no reason for a meeting to be that long unless it's a working meeting. If it's a working meeting then maybe but people should be able to come and go if they're thirsty or tired.", ">\n\nImagine being this bothered by other people carrying a coffee around.", ">\n\nIt's mindblowing. Some people are just incredibly privileged to the point where they go looking for things to be pissed off about because their life is so boring and monotonous.", ">\n\nLol this is such a random ass opinion. Never once while drinking at work have I been like \"wow, why did that fucking weirdo over there not have a drink?\" I don't think these people exist.", ">\n\nThey do. When you're the 1 out of 30 without a Starbucks cup in your hand, they gang up on you.", ">\n\nScariest gang of all time- the macchiato mafia", ">\n\nThe milk coffee muchachos", ">\n\nI always grab coffee in the morning and even on my breaks if I feel the need to but it’s not anything I would freak over if I didn’t have.", ">\n\nbut i love my little drinks :( they make me happy. if anyone said this to me at my work i would be so sad, don’t rain on my happy little drink parade.", ">\n\nSame. If someone ragged on me for having a drink I’d feel so self conscious.", ">\n\nYikes I feel like I'm gonna be put on a list just reading this.", ">\n\nI like to have one at all times, there's no culture about it.", ">\n\nThe real question is why do you care ?" ]