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Just like medicine: a conversation with and premiere by a.j. croce | false |
Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up? they were just never on the same page... | true |
What kind of tree likes a high five? a palm tree | true |
6 ways to strengthen your relationship in 2014 | false |
Facebook needs an i've already seen this on twitter button. | true |
It must be 1929... because my econ homework has me in a severe depression. | true |
This hidden camera experiment showing kids interacting with guns is frightening | false |
I can count the number of times i've been to chernobyl with one hand. it's 42. | true |
Here's what it's like to be somebody who hates everyone and everything | false |
Counting our blessings in 2013: what will you do with yours? | false |
Do you know what 80 year old vagina tastes like? depends | true |
8 brands that can turn your beauty routine into activism | false |
The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is. | true |
Jack white, karen elson's divorce takes a bad turn with restraining order | false |
Airline passengers get a spectacular show flying through southern lights | false |
Day-to-night outfits: 5 easy, transitional spring pieces for stress-free dressing (photos) | false |
What do you call a hispanic gas? cabron dioxide! | true |
Duck sausage would you call cajun sausage made from animated young ducks huey louie andouille? | true |
Need a new emoticon? why not (v)(;,,;)(v) ? | true |
What would you do if you had no fear? | false |
So we agree when the zombies come we feed em the teenagers first, right? | true |
This is how much more money ceos make than the typical american | false |
Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum psshhh | true |
If someone on the windows team at microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated? | true |
Brains aren't everything. in your case they're nothing. | true |
Kate upton 'leaked' super bowl commercial is almost what you'd expect (video) | false |
10 healthy herbs and how to use them | false |
I'll be remembering pearl harbor by getting bombed this evening. | true |
Anti-trump anger energizes rhode island to pass paid sick leave | false |
Buckwheat has converted to islam he is now known as kareem of wheat. | true |
Yoga journal 21-day challenge, day 21: yoga for restful sleep with jason crandell (video) | false |
Here's your chance to share a romantic meal with chris pratt | false |
Get me: guitarist joe beck leaves a shining legacy | false |
Artist’s transformation into two-face will make you do a double take | false |
What did the guitarist say to the magician... pick a chord, any chord. | true |
The ghosts in the floorboards: the invisible town on fire island | false |
Gay travel: 5 great destinations still in the closet (photos) | false |
The orlando massacre was much more than a wake-up call about hate | false |
Top mistakes men make when dating after divorce | false |
The summer estate too lavish for the pope is now open for tourists | false |
Connections between brain's left and right hemispheres strengthened as children sleep, study finds | false |
Two ways to fight spicer's dangerous ban on news media | false |
Vanna white, touching hearts one letter at a time | false |
Q: why can't blondes put in light bulbs? a: they keep breaking them with the hammers. | true |
Yo mama so fat.... that when she sits in space-time she causes gravitational waves | true |
Chipotle’s outbreak is scaring customers away from fast food in general | false |
More couples ask friends or family members to marry them | false |
Ellen degeneres has tessa virtue and scott moir play 'definitely not dating' game | false |
Practicing mindfulness may reduce adhd behaviors, increase attention in young students (video) | false |
Gifts for mom: 9 beauty ideas that will score you major points (photos) | false |
'brady bunch' cast: what is the cast of the seminal blended family sitcom doing now? | false |
'that's what triggered it': orlando nightclub shooter revealed motive to police negotiator | false |
Teachers call it going to the bathroom. we call it i'm bored, i'm gonna go wander around school. | true |
What's the best way to attract a pervert? the nsfw tag, you freak | true |
When you attack orlando's lgbt community, it only grows stronger | false |
8-year-old sells hot chocolate, donates profits to hospital that saved his friend's life | false |
I like my women like i like my cake mixes... ultra moist whites | true |
What would you call the flinstones if they were black? niggers | true |
You never can trust atoms... because they make up everything! | true |
Why did the lion get lost? cos jungle is massive. | true |
Rob kardashian trolls his family with blac chyna instagram post | false |
Why we won’t see trump-like nationalism in indonesia | false |
How do you fit three gay men on a bar stool? you flip the stool over. | true |
What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink? decalfinated. | true |
As a guy, i've become very insensitive... because i masturbate too much. | true |
Knock knock. who's there? the pilot, let me in. | true |
What did the black kid get on his sat? barbecue sauce | true |
Donald be careful. donald watch out. donald look both ways. donald duck! | true |
I get anxious when there aren't at least 24 pieces of advertising within my field of vision. | true |
Why kris kobach was found in contempt for not clarifying to people that they could vote | false |
Chuck norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples. | true |
Nobody ever explained similes to me; i honestly cannot tell you what it has been like. | true |
How to apply every type of blush (even the tricky liquid ones) | false |
You're never drinking alone if you nickname your ice cubes. | true |
The biggest mistakes trainers see in the gym | false |
One thing i like about facebook... it's my space. | true |
Need a new artichoke recipe? we found some of the best | false |
My friend, damian, is crazy for apple products he's a macadamian nut. | true |
What do you call someone without any shins? toeknee. | true |
What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? i don't know, he hasn't opened it yet | true |
What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? a cold shoulder | true |
What to do if your tax return is audited by the irs | false |
How to test baking soda and baking powder for freshness | false |
How to get winked at and harassed at work | false |
What do you call an insect that talks under its breath? a mumble bee | true |
Makeover video: a firefighter trades in her no-makeup look for day-to-night glamour | false |
What do palestinians and taylor swift have in similarity? they both shake it off. | true |
Tiny home infographic shows 68 percent of small-space dwellers don't have a mortgage | false |
How to stop biting your nails and break the stressful habit | false |
D.l. hughley: 'obama was what we aspire to be, trump is who we are' | false |
Kate upton scores vogue uk cover for january 2013 (photo) | false |
What do you call it when a fruit studders? a peach impediment. | true |
'single gene may hold key to life itself' | false |
Luke tried to open a pull door by pushing... he had an extremely confused luke on his face | true |
Whoa, calm down, person actually swimming in the swimming pool. | true |
Eu expected to make big push to welcome refugees | false |
Test your winter stomach bug iq: 6 facts and myths of norovirus | false |
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? a dicktater. | true |
What sound does a dying turkey make? coup coup coup | true |
Harry reid trolls mitch mcconnell on supreme court nominees | false |
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