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Miley cyrus brings her cigarette, haircut & bra to nyc (photo) | false |
I figured out how to talk to girls just walk up to them and press a. | true |
Why'd the titanic stop putting out on the first date? the iceberg had said 'just the tip' | true |
Yasiel puig surprises little league team and pitches to kids during practice (videos) | false |
I had a one-night-stand with a bernie supporter. i know because i can feel the bern. | true |
Why did the chicken cross the road? because there was too much pride on his side. | true |
Tiny harris reportedly files for divorce from t.i. after six years of marriage | false |
Not a joke: chuck norris is an honorary texan | false |
Venus fights to bitter end, but loses quarter-final battle with pliskova | false |
What's han solo's favorite type of video game? first person shooter. | true |
Lincoln should win for most likely dvd to be put on by substitute teachers | true |
American cancer society requests research on sugar-sweetened beverages | false |
What is the difference between light and hard? well, you can sleep with a light on. | true |
What's musk's 'missing piece?' tesla insider shares insights | false |
Helen maroulis beats a legend to win first u.s. gold in women's wrestling | false |
What do you get if you push a piano down a mine? a flat miner | true |
It's not love until you don't want them to have a good time without you. | true |
What do landfills and hookers have in common? uncovered loads cost double | true |
How the real 'auntie anne' used pretzels to save her marriage | false |
Is this man acting unethically if he doesn't tell his girlfriend he dated men? | false |
What's the difference between tiger woods and princess diana? tiger woods had a better driver | true |
How do you tell if lady gaga is dead? you poker face! | true |
It's kinda bullshit that carpenter ants can't even build ikea furniture. | true |
A man named isaiah with 2 eye patches changed his name to saah no i's | true |
Two ducks walk into a bar. the third duck ducks. | true |
What did king trident say when he stepped in the whale poop? oh carp!!! | true |
This unicorn hair is the definition of extra | false |
Kim kardashian flashes her underwear, could really use a slip (photos) | false |
There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. no one's ever seen his face. | true |
Where do hippos go to school? the hippocampus! | true |
The latest battle in the dad blog war | false |
Why can you ran in a campsite, but never run in a campsite? because it's always past-tents. | true |
What genius named it a news feed on facebook and not bullshit?! | true |
Mom enlists live band to wake daughter up for school | false |
Trump to lift ban on import of elephant trophies from 2 african nations | false |
Disney reveals opening seasons for 'star wars' theme park lands | false |
What do you call a fast zombie? a zoombie. | true |
Missing cheese? how to go dairy-free without going flavor-free | false |
Seeing a guy in skinny jeans and wondering how his balls fit in there. | true |
Solange knowles talks michelle obama's style, 'losing you' fashion (photo) | false |
A meek mill docuseries, executive produced by jay-z, is coming to amazon | false |
What do you get when you cross folger's and smuckers? ...smolger's. <.< | true |
After just one month in office, i'm getting that sinking feeling | false |
Dhs staffer leaves sensitive documents on airplane, only to be found by cnn employee | false |
The one moment you need to see from last night's 'peter pan live!' | false |
Why does a rapper need an umbrella? fo' drizzle. | true |
This faux fur collar fits onto any jacket, making winter dreams come true | false |
Hillary clinton is leading in a greater portion of polls than obama was in the last two elections | false |
What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? a leek. | true |
Protecting and projecting your personal brand in 2013 | false |
Muslim brotherhood terror designation will lead to 'witch-hunt,' rights groups say | false |
A bombing program designed for the weapons industry | false |
Whenever i get called into my boss's office, my entire facebook career flashes before my eyes. | true |
6 ways to stop being an angry black woman | false |
Donald trump secures delegates needed to clinch gop presidential nomination | false |
What kind of grass do cows like most? it's a moot point! | true |
What did the fish skeleton say? long time, no sea. | true |
These are the 16 best burritos in america | false |
George clooney, oprah, tom hanks and other a-listers raise millions in hurricane relief | false |
The first presidential debate of 2016 was the most watched in history | false |
Donald trump agrees to sit-down interview with nemesis megyn kelly | false |
A priest, rapist, and pedophile walks into a bar... ...and he orders a drink. | true |
How did the shepherd find the sheep in the tall grass? ... satisfying. | true |
What do you call virgin mobile? a nun in a wheelchair | true |
8 nifty little items you never pack... but should | false |
Why is the sea so salty? because the land won't wave back. | true |
I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass all they do is dribble. | true |
Nourishment for moms in 2014: green smoothies and big dreams | false |
Two submissives sitting in a tree. n o t h i n g | true |
How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table? he says, gourmet i be excused? | true |
What did the southern gentleman say to the prostitute? hello ma'am, what can i do you for? | true |
If a girl says vulgarities is she called vulgirl? | true |
Do you remember blowing bubbles as a child? he told me to tell you see said hello. | true |
Martin o'malley suggests his candidacy is like obama's | false |
My family is starting to catch on to my i died excuse. | true |
Friend: what time do you usually go to bed? me: 10:30ish sometimes 4 | true |
What is one thing that i would never give? i don't give a rat's ass! | true |
Elizabeth and james show pajamas for fall: from the stylelist network | false |
Vince low pays homage to famous dyslexics with realistic scribble sketches (photos) | false |
Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people i saw their messages. | true |
What do pink floyd and dale earnhardt have in common? their biggest hit was the wall | true |
What did the depressed plankton do? it krilled iself! | true |
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. an experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats. | true |
Forget the freshman 15, it’s now the trump 15 | false |
The harsh reality women face when coming home from war | false |
The type of oxy the recovery movement needs more of | false |
Estoy embarazada - mi amor, estoy embarazada. que te gustaria que fuera? - una broma?. | true |
Aegeline identified as harmful ingredient in oxyelite pro | false |
'guardians of the galaxy' movie: marvel announces newest film at comic-con | false |
My pants are also my iphone grease wipes. | true |
What's the worst part about being a beaver? it's a lot of dam work. | true |
A law student walks into a bar... he says, shit i should've prepared for this. | true |
Dirty dozen: ewg reveals list of pesticide-heavy fruits and veggies | false |
Now you can pay $19.99 for a big handful of dead leaves | false |
As bricks and clicks merge, geeks are discovering politics | false |
Life is like a bicycle a black will probably take it. | true |
Where do the sith shop? at the darth maul. :3 | true |
What happens when a boy comes into a girls house nothing, he just came into her house. | true |
Donald sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem. | true |
Rebuilding our country should boost good jobs, not privatization schemes | false |
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