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No democratic party chair winner in first round of balloting | false |
Wanna hear a construction joke? sorry, i'm still working on it. | true |
What would happen if the disney princes were queer -- and hitting the town? (nsfw) | false |
Soybean meal peptides could stop colon, liver and lung cancer growth | false |
Did you hear the offspring song about how to store mummies? you gotta keep 'em desiccated | true |
So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... bah dum tssh | true |
Jonathan knight and boyfriend join the cast of 'amazing race' | false |
What kind of shoes does a thief wear? sneakers. | true |
Seth meyers decodes the 'pee tape' news: 'oh my god. it's real!' | false |
What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper? what? you aren't coming to my house | true |
A “one taiwan” policy? let’s take out the chinese? | false |
The season 2 trailer of 'unbreakable kimmy schmidt' is here | false |
10 countries that hate america most: 24/7 wall st. | false |
Every olympic event should include one average person competing for reference. | true |
The way out of trumpland: electoral college and clinton watch vote recounts | false |
Mind over matter they told me... thanks for the gold stranger! *edit* front page! much wow! | true |
Just ordered a non-fat pumpkin spice latte & now i drive a prius & am a zumba instructor. | true |
How to stop taking our lives for granted | false |
I took off my bra and chips fell out. plot twist i haven't been eating chips | true |
What do windows feel when they get hurt? pane! | true |
Maria sharapova hair: tennis star chops it off! (photos) | false |
Stephen colbert sums up donald trump's first 99 days in 99 seconds | false |
Andrea casiraghi, tatiana santo domingo married in monte carlo (photo) | false |
Colin firth among few men to say they won't work with woody allen again | false |
I just took a huge shit. i don't know who it belongs to, but i took it. | true |
This boy grew his hair for two years so he could donate it to his friend | false |
Ken burns' 'the roosevelts' reveals everything wrong with our current political class | false |
Why are lesbians superstitious? because they are always knocking on wood. | true |
Shaq provides surprise backup in kids' basketball game with police | false |
Yesterday was officially david bowie day in new york city | false |
Have you seen the new movie constipated? it hasn't come out yet | true |
I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to amazing grace. | true |
Uggie the dog from 'the artist' dead at 13 | false |
American black film festival announces 2016 film lineup | false |
Just got my grades back for my computer science class. apparently, i got a c++ on my final. | true |
Ken cuccinelli says 'black lives matter' insults white people | false |
I'm very anti-slavery, but boy do i hate laundry. | true |
The red sweaters you need to look like national treasure kenneth bone | false |
What did they say about baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? it was bin laden | true |
What are the three rings of marriage? the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring. | true |
The man who invented the jigsaw has died. may he rest in pieces. | true |
New york's stonewall inn continues to vie for national honor | false |
I became a father late last night. reddit, what are your best dad jokes? | true |
Mike pence: peaceful outcome for korean peninsula still possible | false |
What did the homeless got for christmas? hypothermia. | true |
What's the difference between lance armstrong and adolf hitler? hitler can't finish a race | true |
Watch: gregg popovich couldn't take reporter's question seriously | false |
How do you spot a cheetah in the wild? you don't, they're already spotted! | true |
What do you call titty fucking underwater? the breast stroke | true |
What's santa's favourite chinese dish beef ho fun | true |
Who is the most powerful ghoul? judge dread. | true |
Man who allegedly impersonated justin bieber charged with more than 900 sex crimes | false |
How do you make a good movie better add adam sandler | true |
I am a recovering addict... i was addicted to the hokey pokey... but i turned myself around. | true |
Russell simmons says 'hollywood is segregated,' and it's 'costing money' | false |
Baby amaya is asleep until her favorite song, 'gangnam style,' plays (video) | false |
What do you call a balding native american? a patchy.. | true |
I get all my cardio from sex.... that's why i'm so fat. | true |
10 thoughtful ideas that will make guests love your wedding | false |
You're the last hot dog on the rollers at 7-11 of people. | true |
I gotta stop living every day like it could be my last. the hangovers are killing me... | true |
This display of bravery and skill is what female surfers have been fighting for | false |
Erdogan's ally to take over as turkey's new prime minister | false |
What i learned when i became an exotic dancer | false |
Did draymond green just intentionally take down another thunder player? | false |
Cape town weather report: even the penguins here are cold | false |
Napoleon dynamite wants some of pedro's tots in new ad for burger king | false |
Turkey melts down as coup news spreads; turkish lira tumbles | false |
Hannah thomas is a little bit country, a little bit rock and roll | false |
Gop senator has some harsh words for her party about the planned parenthood fight | false |
A response to trump's executive order on immigration from chicago's muslim community | false |
Brands with spotty histories on feminism cash in on international women's day | false |
Plane makes unscheduled landing due to alleged masturbator | false |
Pessimist had not sex for a long time optimist had sex but long ago | true |
Get to know noah solloway's stunning new love interest on 'the affair' | false |
Why did the rock band get in serious treble? they failed on a consistent bassist. | true |
Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text. | true |
Have you heard of helen keller? it is okay my fellow redditor, neither has she! | true |
Cop cams will change policing. but maybe not the way you think. | false |
Whats the problem with feminist picnics ? none of them make the sandwiches. | true |
What do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh | true |
Treasury department renames building to honor emancipated slaves | false |
Little girl's first interaction with a sanitary pad is a thing of beauty | false |
There are three types of people in this world.. those who can count and those who can't | true |
Jon stewart accepts final emmy for 'daily show' in outstanding variety talk series | false |
Has mankind ever fallen further short of his potential than second verse same as the first? | true |
I saw someone litter a picture of kim kardashian. what a waist! | true |
How to get out of an exercise rut | false |
Huffpollster: here's all the valentine's day polling you never knew you needed | false |
You know what they say about the necronomicon? it's a real cult classic! | true |
I love milk... it's got lots of cowcium. | true |
Obama declares emergency in michigan over flint water crisis | false |
What is harry potter's favorite way to get down a hill? walking. jk rolling | true |
How fbi director comey altered the outcome of the 2016 presidential election | false |
What do you call a shirt you hate? *cloathed* | true |
Enabling anyone, anywhere to help mothers globally with samahope | false |
German police foil berlin half-marathon knife attacks: report | false |
Joe biden: even democrats can be 'sophisticated jerks' about the middle class | false |
Making the move from reits to a more active investor role | false |
How do you circumcise a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw | true |