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[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying." ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still..." ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later." ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face." ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts." ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts." ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke." ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that." ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that.", ">\n\nAre they saying the issue is just hot air inflated out of proportion?" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that.", ">\n\nAre they saying the issue is just hot air inflated out of proportion?", ">\n\nGet out and go straight to jail, that is diabolical" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that.", ">\n\nAre they saying the issue is just hot air inflated out of proportion?", ">\n\nGet out and go straight to jail, that is diabolical", ">\n\n“Did you say Abe Lincoln?”" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that.", ">\n\nAre they saying the issue is just hot air inflated out of proportion?", ">\n\nGet out and go straight to jail, that is diabolical", ">\n\n“Did you say Abe Lincoln?”", ">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that.", ">\n\nAre they saying the issue is just hot air inflated out of proportion?", ">\n\nGet out and go straight to jail, that is diabolical", ">\n\n“Did you say Abe Lincoln?”", ">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?", ">\n\nThere is some serious face saving in progress..." ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that.", ">\n\nAre they saying the issue is just hot air inflated out of proportion?", ">\n\nGet out and go straight to jail, that is diabolical", ">\n\n“Did you say Abe Lincoln?”", ">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?", ">\n\nThere is some serious face saving in progress...", ">\n\nOf course you did China... Your leader Xi Xinping looks incredibly weak playing with balloons. \nKeep playing around. We'll bring out our latest toys too." ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that.", ">\n\nAre they saying the issue is just hot air inflated out of proportion?", ">\n\nGet out and go straight to jail, that is diabolical", ">\n\n“Did you say Abe Lincoln?”", ">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?", ">\n\nThere is some serious face saving in progress...", ">\n\nOf course you did China... Your leader Xi Xinping looks incredibly weak playing with balloons. \nKeep playing around. We'll bring out our latest toys too.", ">\n\nWe’re less than 2 years from our next presidential election. China keeps poking at us. Nothing too bad to justify any sort Of response but enough to remind us all that they are there. It sows discord among Americans. Right wing candidates run on a platform on ensuring our borders are safe and your children won’t be bombed. Left keeps talking about Ukraine (which the vast voting public couldn’t even pick out on a map). Right wing candidate defeats Biden. China and Russia get what they wanted. Russia used Facebook to scare people to Trump. China will use their military. Rinse repeat." ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that.", ">\n\nAre they saying the issue is just hot air inflated out of proportion?", ">\n\nGet out and go straight to jail, that is diabolical", ">\n\n“Did you say Abe Lincoln?”", ">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?", ">\n\nThere is some serious face saving in progress...", ">\n\nOf course you did China... Your leader Xi Xinping looks incredibly weak playing with balloons. \nKeep playing around. We'll bring out our latest toys too.", ">\n\nWe’re less than 2 years from our next presidential election. China keeps poking at us. Nothing too bad to justify any sort Of response but enough to remind us all that they are there. It sows discord among Americans. Right wing candidates run on a platform on ensuring our borders are safe and your children won’t be bombed. Left keeps talking about Ukraine (which the vast voting public couldn’t even pick out on a map). Right wing candidate defeats Biden. China and Russia get what they wanted. Russia used Facebook to scare people to Trump. China will use their military. Rinse repeat.", ">\n\nWhat a strong response by the US to a balloon still up there violating US airspace for 3 days, changing directions at will. /s" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that.", ">\n\nAre they saying the issue is just hot air inflated out of proportion?", ">\n\nGet out and go straight to jail, that is diabolical", ">\n\n“Did you say Abe Lincoln?”", ">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?", ">\n\nThere is some serious face saving in progress...", ">\n\nOf course you did China... Your leader Xi Xinping looks incredibly weak playing with balloons. \nKeep playing around. We'll bring out our latest toys too.", ">\n\nWe’re less than 2 years from our next presidential election. China keeps poking at us. Nothing too bad to justify any sort Of response but enough to remind us all that they are there. It sows discord among Americans. Right wing candidates run on a platform on ensuring our borders are safe and your children won’t be bombed. Left keeps talking about Ukraine (which the vast voting public couldn’t even pick out on a map). Right wing candidate defeats Biden. China and Russia get what they wanted. Russia used Facebook to scare people to Trump. China will use their military. Rinse repeat.", ">\n\nWhat a strong response by the US to a balloon still up there violating US airspace for 3 days, changing directions at will. /s", ">\n\nHeh" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that.", ">\n\nAre they saying the issue is just hot air inflated out of proportion?", ">\n\nGet out and go straight to jail, that is diabolical", ">\n\n“Did you say Abe Lincoln?”", ">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?", ">\n\nThere is some serious face saving in progress...", ">\n\nOf course you did China... Your leader Xi Xinping looks incredibly weak playing with balloons. \nKeep playing around. We'll bring out our latest toys too.", ">\n\nWe’re less than 2 years from our next presidential election. China keeps poking at us. Nothing too bad to justify any sort Of response but enough to remind us all that they are there. It sows discord among Americans. Right wing candidates run on a platform on ensuring our borders are safe and your children won’t be bombed. Left keeps talking about Ukraine (which the vast voting public couldn’t even pick out on a map). Right wing candidate defeats Biden. China and Russia get what they wanted. Russia used Facebook to scare people to Trump. China will use their military. Rinse repeat.", ">\n\nWhat a strong response by the US to a balloon still up there violating US airspace for 3 days, changing directions at will. /s", ">\n\nHeh", ">\n\nChina is just plain taunting the United States" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that.", ">\n\nAre they saying the issue is just hot air inflated out of proportion?", ">\n\nGet out and go straight to jail, that is diabolical", ">\n\n“Did you say Abe Lincoln?”", ">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?", ">\n\nThere is some serious face saving in progress...", ">\n\nOf course you did China... Your leader Xi Xinping looks incredibly weak playing with balloons. \nKeep playing around. We'll bring out our latest toys too.", ">\n\nWe’re less than 2 years from our next presidential election. China keeps poking at us. Nothing too bad to justify any sort Of response but enough to remind us all that they are there. It sows discord among Americans. Right wing candidates run on a platform on ensuring our borders are safe and your children won’t be bombed. Left keeps talking about Ukraine (which the vast voting public couldn’t even pick out on a map). Right wing candidate defeats Biden. China and Russia get what they wanted. Russia used Facebook to scare people to Trump. China will use their military. Rinse repeat.", ">\n\nWhat a strong response by the US to a balloon still up there violating US airspace for 3 days, changing directions at will. /s", ">\n\nHeh", ">\n\nChina is just plain taunting the United States", ">\n\nAnd we’re doing what should be done in that situation. Ignoring the troll who isn’t posing an active threat, and not showing our hands on how we plan to deal with actual threats in the future. \nDid you want some other response from the US?" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that.", ">\n\nAre they saying the issue is just hot air inflated out of proportion?", ">\n\nGet out and go straight to jail, that is diabolical", ">\n\n“Did you say Abe Lincoln?”", ">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?", ">\n\nThere is some serious face saving in progress...", ">\n\nOf course you did China... Your leader Xi Xinping looks incredibly weak playing with balloons. \nKeep playing around. We'll bring out our latest toys too.", ">\n\nWe’re less than 2 years from our next presidential election. China keeps poking at us. Nothing too bad to justify any sort Of response but enough to remind us all that they are there. It sows discord among Americans. Right wing candidates run on a platform on ensuring our borders are safe and your children won’t be bombed. Left keeps talking about Ukraine (which the vast voting public couldn’t even pick out on a map). Right wing candidate defeats Biden. China and Russia get what they wanted. Russia used Facebook to scare people to Trump. China will use their military. Rinse repeat.", ">\n\nWhat a strong response by the US to a balloon still up there violating US airspace for 3 days, changing directions at will. /s", ">\n\nHeh", ">\n\nChina is just plain taunting the United States", ">\n\nAnd we’re doing what should be done in that situation. Ignoring the troll who isn’t posing an active threat, and not showing our hands on how we plan to deal with actual threats in the future. \nDid you want some other response from the US?", ">\n\nMakes me wonder if they were trying to prevoke one of our anti-air defense systems. Trying to figure out if A: we would use a counter missile to shoot it down or B: Use one of our High Powered Lasers to pop the thing" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that.", ">\n\nAre they saying the issue is just hot air inflated out of proportion?", ">\n\nGet out and go straight to jail, that is diabolical", ">\n\n“Did you say Abe Lincoln?”", ">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?", ">\n\nThere is some serious face saving in progress...", ">\n\nOf course you did China... Your leader Xi Xinping looks incredibly weak playing with balloons. \nKeep playing around. We'll bring out our latest toys too.", ">\n\nWe’re less than 2 years from our next presidential election. China keeps poking at us. Nothing too bad to justify any sort Of response but enough to remind us all that they are there. It sows discord among Americans. Right wing candidates run on a platform on ensuring our borders are safe and your children won’t be bombed. Left keeps talking about Ukraine (which the vast voting public couldn’t even pick out on a map). Right wing candidate defeats Biden. China and Russia get what they wanted. Russia used Facebook to scare people to Trump. China will use their military. Rinse repeat.", ">\n\nWhat a strong response by the US to a balloon still up there violating US airspace for 3 days, changing directions at will. /s", ">\n\nHeh", ">\n\nChina is just plain taunting the United States", ">\n\nAnd we’re doing what should be done in that situation. Ignoring the troll who isn’t posing an active threat, and not showing our hands on how we plan to deal with actual threats in the future. \nDid you want some other response from the US?", ">\n\nMakes me wonder if they were trying to prevoke one of our anti-air defense systems. Trying to figure out if A: we would use a counter missile to shoot it down or B: Use one of our High Powered Lasers to pop the thing", ">\n\nWhy not destroy their spy vessels??? Sink boats and shoot their shit down. If their not there in the first place, nothing happened" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that.", ">\n\nAre they saying the issue is just hot air inflated out of proportion?", ">\n\nGet out and go straight to jail, that is diabolical", ">\n\n“Did you say Abe Lincoln?”", ">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?", ">\n\nThere is some serious face saving in progress...", ">\n\nOf course you did China... Your leader Xi Xinping looks incredibly weak playing with balloons. \nKeep playing around. We'll bring out our latest toys too.", ">\n\nWe’re less than 2 years from our next presidential election. China keeps poking at us. Nothing too bad to justify any sort Of response but enough to remind us all that they are there. It sows discord among Americans. Right wing candidates run on a platform on ensuring our borders are safe and your children won’t be bombed. Left keeps talking about Ukraine (which the vast voting public couldn’t even pick out on a map). Right wing candidate defeats Biden. China and Russia get what they wanted. Russia used Facebook to scare people to Trump. China will use their military. Rinse repeat.", ">\n\nWhat a strong response by the US to a balloon still up there violating US airspace for 3 days, changing directions at will. /s", ">\n\nHeh", ">\n\nChina is just plain taunting the United States", ">\n\nAnd we’re doing what should be done in that situation. Ignoring the troll who isn’t posing an active threat, and not showing our hands on how we plan to deal with actual threats in the future. \nDid you want some other response from the US?", ">\n\nMakes me wonder if they were trying to prevoke one of our anti-air defense systems. Trying to figure out if A: we would use a counter missile to shoot it down or B: Use one of our High Powered Lasers to pop the thing", ">\n\nWhy not destroy their spy vessels??? Sink boats and shoot their shit down. If their not there in the first place, nothing happened", ">\n\nThat is likely the exact reaction being fished for. Can't play checkers while everyone else is playing chess." ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that.", ">\n\nAre they saying the issue is just hot air inflated out of proportion?", ">\n\nGet out and go straight to jail, that is diabolical", ">\n\n“Did you say Abe Lincoln?”", ">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?", ">\n\nThere is some serious face saving in progress...", ">\n\nOf course you did China... Your leader Xi Xinping looks incredibly weak playing with balloons. \nKeep playing around. We'll bring out our latest toys too.", ">\n\nWe’re less than 2 years from our next presidential election. China keeps poking at us. Nothing too bad to justify any sort Of response but enough to remind us all that they are there. It sows discord among Americans. Right wing candidates run on a platform on ensuring our borders are safe and your children won’t be bombed. Left keeps talking about Ukraine (which the vast voting public couldn’t even pick out on a map). Right wing candidate defeats Biden. China and Russia get what they wanted. Russia used Facebook to scare people to Trump. China will use their military. Rinse repeat.", ">\n\nWhat a strong response by the US to a balloon still up there violating US airspace for 3 days, changing directions at will. /s", ">\n\nHeh", ">\n\nChina is just plain taunting the United States", ">\n\nAnd we’re doing what should be done in that situation. Ignoring the troll who isn’t posing an active threat, and not showing our hands on how we plan to deal with actual threats in the future. \nDid you want some other response from the US?", ">\n\nMakes me wonder if they were trying to prevoke one of our anti-air defense systems. Trying to figure out if A: we would use a counter missile to shoot it down or B: Use one of our High Powered Lasers to pop the thing", ">\n\nWhy not destroy their spy vessels??? Sink boats and shoot their shit down. If their not there in the first place, nothing happened", ">\n\nThat is likely the exact reaction being fished for. Can't play checkers while everyone else is playing chess.", ">\n\nWe don't have satellites and spy planes flying over China collecting data?" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that.", ">\n\nAre they saying the issue is just hot air inflated out of proportion?", ">\n\nGet out and go straight to jail, that is diabolical", ">\n\n“Did you say Abe Lincoln?”", ">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?", ">\n\nThere is some serious face saving in progress...", ">\n\nOf course you did China... Your leader Xi Xinping looks incredibly weak playing with balloons. \nKeep playing around. We'll bring out our latest toys too.", ">\n\nWe’re less than 2 years from our next presidential election. China keeps poking at us. Nothing too bad to justify any sort Of response but enough to remind us all that they are there. It sows discord among Americans. Right wing candidates run on a platform on ensuring our borders are safe and your children won’t be bombed. Left keeps talking about Ukraine (which the vast voting public couldn’t even pick out on a map). Right wing candidate defeats Biden. China and Russia get what they wanted. Russia used Facebook to scare people to Trump. China will use their military. Rinse repeat.", ">\n\nWhat a strong response by the US to a balloon still up there violating US airspace for 3 days, changing directions at will. /s", ">\n\nHeh", ">\n\nChina is just plain taunting the United States", ">\n\nAnd we’re doing what should be done in that situation. Ignoring the troll who isn’t posing an active threat, and not showing our hands on how we plan to deal with actual threats in the future. \nDid you want some other response from the US?", ">\n\nMakes me wonder if they were trying to prevoke one of our anti-air defense systems. Trying to figure out if A: we would use a counter missile to shoot it down or B: Use one of our High Powered Lasers to pop the thing", ">\n\nWhy not destroy their spy vessels??? Sink boats and shoot their shit down. If their not there in the first place, nothing happened", ">\n\nThat is likely the exact reaction being fished for. Can't play checkers while everyone else is playing chess.", ">\n\nWe don't have satellites and spy planes flying over China collecting data?", ">\n\nSatellites over China, yes, same as China has spy satellites flying over the US. US spy planes and balloons flying over Chinese territory, no." ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that.", ">\n\nAre they saying the issue is just hot air inflated out of proportion?", ">\n\nGet out and go straight to jail, that is diabolical", ">\n\n“Did you say Abe Lincoln?”", ">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?", ">\n\nThere is some serious face saving in progress...", ">\n\nOf course you did China... Your leader Xi Xinping looks incredibly weak playing with balloons. \nKeep playing around. We'll bring out our latest toys too.", ">\n\nWe’re less than 2 years from our next presidential election. China keeps poking at us. Nothing too bad to justify any sort Of response but enough to remind us all that they are there. It sows discord among Americans. Right wing candidates run on a platform on ensuring our borders are safe and your children won’t be bombed. Left keeps talking about Ukraine (which the vast voting public couldn’t even pick out on a map). Right wing candidate defeats Biden. China and Russia get what they wanted. Russia used Facebook to scare people to Trump. China will use their military. Rinse repeat.", ">\n\nWhat a strong response by the US to a balloon still up there violating US airspace for 3 days, changing directions at will. /s", ">\n\nHeh", ">\n\nChina is just plain taunting the United States", ">\n\nAnd we’re doing what should be done in that situation. Ignoring the troll who isn’t posing an active threat, and not showing our hands on how we plan to deal with actual threats in the future. \nDid you want some other response from the US?", ">\n\nMakes me wonder if they were trying to prevoke one of our anti-air defense systems. Trying to figure out if A: we would use a counter missile to shoot it down or B: Use one of our High Powered Lasers to pop the thing", ">\n\nWhy not destroy their spy vessels??? Sink boats and shoot their shit down. If their not there in the first place, nothing happened", ">\n\nThat is likely the exact reaction being fished for. Can't play checkers while everyone else is playing chess.", ">\n\nWe don't have satellites and spy planes flying over China collecting data?", ">\n\nSatellites over China, yes, same as China has spy satellites flying over the US. US spy planes and balloons flying over Chinese territory, no.", ">\n\nWhy no to planes?" ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that.", ">\n\nAre they saying the issue is just hot air inflated out of proportion?", ">\n\nGet out and go straight to jail, that is diabolical", ">\n\n“Did you say Abe Lincoln?”", ">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?", ">\n\nThere is some serious face saving in progress...", ">\n\nOf course you did China... Your leader Xi Xinping looks incredibly weak playing with balloons. \nKeep playing around. We'll bring out our latest toys too.", ">\n\nWe’re less than 2 years from our next presidential election. China keeps poking at us. Nothing too bad to justify any sort Of response but enough to remind us all that they are there. It sows discord among Americans. Right wing candidates run on a platform on ensuring our borders are safe and your children won’t be bombed. Left keeps talking about Ukraine (which the vast voting public couldn’t even pick out on a map). Right wing candidate defeats Biden. China and Russia get what they wanted. Russia used Facebook to scare people to Trump. China will use their military. Rinse repeat.", ">\n\nWhat a strong response by the US to a balloon still up there violating US airspace for 3 days, changing directions at will. /s", ">\n\nHeh", ">\n\nChina is just plain taunting the United States", ">\n\nAnd we’re doing what should be done in that situation. Ignoring the troll who isn’t posing an active threat, and not showing our hands on how we plan to deal with actual threats in the future. \nDid you want some other response from the US?", ">\n\nMakes me wonder if they were trying to prevoke one of our anti-air defense systems. Trying to figure out if A: we would use a counter missile to shoot it down or B: Use one of our High Powered Lasers to pop the thing", ">\n\nWhy not destroy their spy vessels??? Sink boats and shoot their shit down. If their not there in the first place, nothing happened", ">\n\nThat is likely the exact reaction being fished for. Can't play checkers while everyone else is playing chess.", ">\n\nWe don't have satellites and spy planes flying over China collecting data?", ">\n\nSatellites over China, yes, same as China has spy satellites flying over the US. US spy planes and balloons flying over Chinese territory, no.", ">\n\nWhy no to planes?", ">\n\nNo one owns space. We have treaties with everyone to this effect. They do own the airspace below space." ]

[ "Reminds me of the time China's Spy vessel was caught collecting data in Australian waters on US-AU AIR and Naval bases that they denied was collecting sensitive data, until Australian surveillance craft released a map of it deliberately B -lining for military bases and collecting sensitive information.", ">\n\nBeeline", ">\n\nBuzz buzz", ">\n\nBees!?", ">\n\nNot the bees", ">\n\nKnew it was wicker man, and I still clicked because I love this scene. Thank u for the reminder", ">\n\nAs much as I love that scene the bear punch still wins for me!", ">\n\nWhat was china’s goal here? Did they think the us wouldn’t notice this balloon? Or was this is genuine error on their part", ">\n\nMy take: it was just random aggression.", ">\n\nYeah, it's a very visible way to say that we can f*** with you, and the give a weakest plausible explanation they know won't fly.", ">\n\nThis is a big deal for Boeing who was hoping to get China to approve the 737 max certification during this meeting.\nIronic a balloon might capsize an airliner.", ">\n\nI am not gonna defend China but the 737max should never have been certified.\nThe sheer corruption Boeing did to get it out of the door and how the US is pressuring other countries to recertify it disgusts me. They should have been punished by the market for the scandal, but instead they largely got away with it.", ">\n\nThey didn't want to upgrade the fusilage to accommodate the bigger engines.\nThey moved the engines up in the wing in order to give them adequate clearance.\nThis destabilised the plane, which they fixed with a software patch.\nFuck Boeing, fuck the men who directed the decision, and fuck the engineers who complied.", ">\n\nThey got caught and no one believes their two made up reasons", ">\n\nWell China admitted that they messed up, which they never do, so we know they're lying.", ">\n\nAgree with the logic but What’re you implying?", ">\n\nU.S. We're cancelling our diplomatic visit to China because of the giant spy blimp flying over our country.\nChina Whoaaa there pal, I don't know where you get off accusing us of blimp spying but I think we deserve an apology for such a heinous accusation! Btw the giant spy blimp IS ours but still...", ">\n\nWe're in civ 7 simulation", ">\n\nWhen is the UN resolution to ban crabs?", ">\n\nSorry Xi, it’s not us, it’s you", ">\n\nIt is actually a little funny though to think that some Chinese diplomat would actually be disappointed at not having to sit at a conference table with Anthony Blinken trading diplo-speak through interpreters. They’re like thank Mao I can just go golfing instead and then hit the club later.", ">\n\nIt is said that he was to meet with Xi directly, which was a sharp deviation from normal protocol. This was due to Xi trying to put on a charm offensive to reset relations. The spy balloon debacle is yet another embarrassment for Xi because the timing of this public spectacle thoroughly discredits his attempt", ">\n\nHighly embarrassing for Xi and he’ll find it hard to save face.", ">\n\nConspiracy theory: China is going to increasingly do these \"not quite so bold to warrant a response but still an affront to US security\" in the coming months to:\n1) Provide argumentative ammo to the right-wing that arming Ukraine is a fool's errand when China is humiliating us and violating our airspace (Their words, not mine. And they're wrong)\n2) Make Biden look weak by doing things that shock the public and anger half the county but (any rational person can understand) do not merit an aggressive response. \nJust my thoughts.", ">\n\nPeople from all over the world walk across our border everyday undocumented so why would Biden worry about a balloon. Just my thoughts.", ">\n\nIm all for keeping our borders open just to spite dipshit room temperature IQ morons like you", ">\n\nLiterally I now hope more of them pour over", ">\n\nBillions and billions of immigrants brown mostly will be your neighbors very simple and it'll be amazing", ">\n\nEvery time China gets caught spying on countries that are by some coincidence rival nations to China, it claims those spy balloons or ships were 'civilian survey' apparatus.\nThey used the same balloons on India and Japan before too. More so, they also used their spy ships against India. All while claiming that they were 'civilian apparatus'. \nWhat a joke.", ">\n\nWhy balloons though. You can achieve just as much if not more with a modern day drone or spy plane can't you?\nYou can hijack signals from the comfort of your own chair.\nIs it for reconnaissance, if so why? Google earth had already maped the while damn earth with their own ballon and car and camel.\nIs there something they NEED to see over in Montana that's not already on Google earth?", ">\n\nCould be used for signals intelligence. You can’t do that as effectively with a satellite due to the distance, space and weight constraints, power constraints, etc.\nAlso a spy plane or drone flying over the middle of America would be an undeniably deliberate violation of US territorial sovereignty causing a huge hit to relations. Of course, it would never get there as US fighters would intercept and shoot it down long before that.", ">\n\nAre they saying the issue is just hot air inflated out of proportion?", ">\n\nGet out and go straight to jail, that is diabolical", ">\n\n“Did you say Abe Lincoln?”", ">\n\nWhat did they do with our drone in 2016?", ">\n\nThere is some serious face saving in progress...", ">\n\nOf course you did China... Your leader Xi Xinping looks incredibly weak playing with balloons. \nKeep playing around. We'll bring out our latest toys too.", ">\n\nWe’re less than 2 years from our next presidential election. China keeps poking at us. Nothing too bad to justify any sort Of response but enough to remind us all that they are there. It sows discord among Americans. Right wing candidates run on a platform on ensuring our borders are safe and your children won’t be bombed. Left keeps talking about Ukraine (which the vast voting public couldn’t even pick out on a map). Right wing candidate defeats Biden. China and Russia get what they wanted. Russia used Facebook to scare people to Trump. China will use their military. Rinse repeat.", ">\n\nWhat a strong response by the US to a balloon still up there violating US airspace for 3 days, changing directions at will. /s", ">\n\nHeh", ">\n\nChina is just plain taunting the United States", ">\n\nAnd we’re doing what should be done in that situation. Ignoring the troll who isn’t posing an active threat, and not showing our hands on how we plan to deal with actual threats in the future. \nDid you want some other response from the US?", ">\n\nMakes me wonder if they were trying to prevoke one of our anti-air defense systems. Trying to figure out if A: we would use a counter missile to shoot it down or B: Use one of our High Powered Lasers to pop the thing", ">\n\nWhy not destroy their spy vessels??? Sink boats and shoot their shit down. If their not there in the first place, nothing happened", ">\n\nThat is likely the exact reaction being fished for. Can't play checkers while everyone else is playing chess.", ">\n\nWe don't have satellites and spy planes flying over China collecting data?", ">\n\nSatellites over China, yes, same as China has spy satellites flying over the US. US spy planes and balloons flying over Chinese territory, no.", ">\n\nWhy no to planes?", ">\n\nNo one owns space. We have treaties with everyone to this effect. They do own the airspace below space.", ">\n\nDoesn't class A end at 60,000?" ]

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[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\"." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?", ">\n\nYou can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.\n\nCan a winner remain anonymous?\nWe consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.\nBCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to conducting a thorough prize claim verification process, one of the most important ways in which we accomplish this is by publicizing winners.\n\nI think it is only considered if revealing the winner is a danger to the winner like a domestic violence victim, or someone that has a no contact order etc." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?", ">\n\nYou can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.\n\nCan a winner remain anonymous?\nWe consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.\nBCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to conducting a thorough prize claim verification process, one of the most important ways in which we accomplish this is by publicizing winners.\n\nI think it is only considered if revealing the winner is a danger to the winner like a domestic violence victim, or someone that has a no contact order etc.", ">\n\n\n\"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nScrew that, I would donate some portion to charity and live easy off the investments." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?", ">\n\nYou can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.\n\nCan a winner remain anonymous?\nWe consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.\nBCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to conducting a thorough prize claim verification process, one of the most important ways in which we accomplish this is by publicizing winners.\n\nI think it is only considered if revealing the winner is a danger to the winner like a domestic violence victim, or someone that has a no contact order etc.", ">\n\n\n\"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nScrew that, I would donate some portion to charity and live easy off the investments.", ">\n\nI hope she never buys another ticket" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?", ">\n\nYou can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.\n\nCan a winner remain anonymous?\nWe consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.\nBCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to conducting a thorough prize claim verification process, one of the most important ways in which we accomplish this is by publicizing winners.\n\nI think it is only considered if revealing the winner is a danger to the winner like a domestic violence victim, or someone that has a no contact order etc.", ">\n\n\n\"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nScrew that, I would donate some portion to charity and live easy off the investments.", ">\n\nI hope she never buys another ticket", ">\n\nSeems like it's a terrible idea to tell the public you won the lottery. She's gonna be chased by grifters." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?", ">\n\nYou can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.\n\nCan a winner remain anonymous?\nWe consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.\nBCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to conducting a thorough prize claim verification process, one of the most important ways in which we accomplish this is by publicizing winners.\n\nI think it is only considered if revealing the winner is a danger to the winner like a domestic violence victim, or someone that has a no contact order etc.", ">\n\n\n\"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nScrew that, I would donate some portion to charity and live easy off the investments.", ">\n\nI hope she never buys another ticket", ">\n\nSeems like it's a terrible idea to tell the public you won the lottery. She's gonna be chased by grifters.", ">\n\nIt's the law in Canada, have to publish the winner." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?", ">\n\nYou can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.\n\nCan a winner remain anonymous?\nWe consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.\nBCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to conducting a thorough prize claim verification process, one of the most important ways in which we accomplish this is by publicizing winners.\n\nI think it is only considered if revealing the winner is a danger to the winner like a domestic violence victim, or someone that has a no contact order etc.", ">\n\n\n\"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nScrew that, I would donate some portion to charity and live easy off the investments.", ">\n\nI hope she never buys another ticket", ">\n\nSeems like it's a terrible idea to tell the public you won the lottery. She's gonna be chased by grifters.", ">\n\nIt's the law in Canada, have to publish the winner.", ">\n\nDead or broke within 6 years.\nAt least I would have been at that age." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?", ">\n\nYou can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.\n\nCan a winner remain anonymous?\nWe consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.\nBCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to conducting a thorough prize claim verification process, one of the most important ways in which we accomplish this is by publicizing winners.\n\nI think it is only considered if revealing the winner is a danger to the winner like a domestic violence victim, or someone that has a no contact order etc.", ">\n\n\n\"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nScrew that, I would donate some portion to charity and live easy off the investments.", ">\n\nI hope she never buys another ticket", ">\n\nSeems like it's a terrible idea to tell the public you won the lottery. She's gonna be chased by grifters.", ">\n\nIt's the law in Canada, have to publish the winner.", ">\n\nDead or broke within 6 years.\nAt least I would have been at that age.", ">\n\nDad's a financial planner, so she has hope 🙏" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?", ">\n\nYou can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.\n\nCan a winner remain anonymous?\nWe consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.\nBCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to conducting a thorough prize claim verification process, one of the most important ways in which we accomplish this is by publicizing winners.\n\nI think it is only considered if revealing the winner is a danger to the winner like a domestic violence victim, or someone that has a no contact order etc.", ">\n\n\n\"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nScrew that, I would donate some portion to charity and live easy off the investments.", ">\n\nI hope she never buys another ticket", ">\n\nSeems like it's a terrible idea to tell the public you won the lottery. She's gonna be chased by grifters.", ">\n\nIt's the law in Canada, have to publish the winner.", ">\n\nDead or broke within 6 years.\nAt least I would have been at that age.", ">\n\nDad's a financial planner, so she has hope 🙏", ">\n\nOdds of dad stealing the money is not insignificant. Winning the lotto brings out a worst in people it can be hard to imagine at times." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?", ">\n\nYou can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.\n\nCan a winner remain anonymous?\nWe consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.\nBCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to conducting a thorough prize claim verification process, one of the most important ways in which we accomplish this is by publicizing winners.\n\nI think it is only considered if revealing the winner is a danger to the winner like a domestic violence victim, or someone that has a no contact order etc.", ">\n\n\n\"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nScrew that, I would donate some portion to charity and live easy off the investments.", ">\n\nI hope she never buys another ticket", ">\n\nSeems like it's a terrible idea to tell the public you won the lottery. She's gonna be chased by grifters.", ">\n\nIt's the law in Canada, have to publish the winner.", ">\n\nDead or broke within 6 years.\nAt least I would have been at that age.", ">\n\nDad's a financial planner, so she has hope 🙏", ">\n\nOdds of dad stealing the money is not insignificant. Winning the lotto brings out a worst in people it can be hard to imagine at times.", ">\n\nI thought of this as well. The dad is in finances. He can find a way to snatch it. Money does make people monsters. Someone will always fuck over their friends and family for money. Either the ones with it, or the ones who want it.\nMoney brings out the worst nature in humans. Perhaps their real nature." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?", ">\n\nYou can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.\n\nCan a winner remain anonymous?\nWe consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.\nBCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to conducting a thorough prize claim verification process, one of the most important ways in which we accomplish this is by publicizing winners.\n\nI think it is only considered if revealing the winner is a danger to the winner like a domestic violence victim, or someone that has a no contact order etc.", ">\n\n\n\"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nScrew that, I would donate some portion to charity and live easy off the investments.", ">\n\nI hope she never buys another ticket", ">\n\nSeems like it's a terrible idea to tell the public you won the lottery. She's gonna be chased by grifters.", ">\n\nIt's the law in Canada, have to publish the winner.", ">\n\nDead or broke within 6 years.\nAt least I would have been at that age.", ">\n\nDad's a financial planner, so she has hope 🙏", ">\n\nOdds of dad stealing the money is not insignificant. Winning the lotto brings out a worst in people it can be hard to imagine at times.", ">\n\nI thought of this as well. The dad is in finances. He can find a way to snatch it. Money does make people monsters. Someone will always fuck over their friends and family for money. Either the ones with it, or the ones who want it.\nMoney brings out the worst nature in humans. Perhaps their real nature.", ">\n\nYou either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain...\"" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?", ">\n\nYou can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.\n\nCan a winner remain anonymous?\nWe consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.\nBCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to conducting a thorough prize claim verification process, one of the most important ways in which we accomplish this is by publicizing winners.\n\nI think it is only considered if revealing the winner is a danger to the winner like a domestic violence victim, or someone that has a no contact order etc.", ">\n\n\n\"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nScrew that, I would donate some portion to charity and live easy off the investments.", ">\n\nI hope she never buys another ticket", ">\n\nSeems like it's a terrible idea to tell the public you won the lottery. She's gonna be chased by grifters.", ">\n\nIt's the law in Canada, have to publish the winner.", ">\n\nDead or broke within 6 years.\nAt least I would have been at that age.", ">\n\nDad's a financial planner, so she has hope 🙏", ">\n\nOdds of dad stealing the money is not insignificant. Winning the lotto brings out a worst in people it can be hard to imagine at times.", ">\n\nI thought of this as well. The dad is in finances. He can find a way to snatch it. Money does make people monsters. Someone will always fuck over their friends and family for money. Either the ones with it, or the ones who want it.\nMoney brings out the worst nature in humans. Perhaps their real nature.", ">\n\nYou either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain...\"", ">\n\nI'm so jealous....lucky she never needs to struggle financially ever again" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?", ">\n\nYou can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.\n\nCan a winner remain anonymous?\nWe consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.\nBCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to conducting a thorough prize claim verification process, one of the most important ways in which we accomplish this is by publicizing winners.\n\nI think it is only considered if revealing the winner is a danger to the winner like a domestic violence victim, or someone that has a no contact order etc.", ">\n\n\n\"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nScrew that, I would donate some portion to charity and live easy off the investments.", ">\n\nI hope she never buys another ticket", ">\n\nSeems like it's a terrible idea to tell the public you won the lottery. She's gonna be chased by grifters.", ">\n\nIt's the law in Canada, have to publish the winner.", ">\n\nDead or broke within 6 years.\nAt least I would have been at that age.", ">\n\nDad's a financial planner, so she has hope 🙏", ">\n\nOdds of dad stealing the money is not insignificant. Winning the lotto brings out a worst in people it can be hard to imagine at times.", ">\n\nI thought of this as well. The dad is in finances. He can find a way to snatch it. Money does make people monsters. Someone will always fuck over their friends and family for money. Either the ones with it, or the ones who want it.\nMoney brings out the worst nature in humans. Perhaps their real nature.", ">\n\nYou either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain...\"", ">\n\nI'm so jealous....lucky she never needs to struggle financially ever again", ">\n\nMan, I wish that happened to me several years ago." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?", ">\n\nYou can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.\n\nCan a winner remain anonymous?\nWe consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.\nBCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to conducting a thorough prize claim verification process, one of the most important ways in which we accomplish this is by publicizing winners.\n\nI think it is only considered if revealing the winner is a danger to the winner like a domestic violence victim, or someone that has a no contact order etc.", ">\n\n\n\"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nScrew that, I would donate some portion to charity and live easy off the investments.", ">\n\nI hope she never buys another ticket", ">\n\nSeems like it's a terrible idea to tell the public you won the lottery. She's gonna be chased by grifters.", ">\n\nIt's the law in Canada, have to publish the winner.", ">\n\nDead or broke within 6 years.\nAt least I would have been at that age.", ">\n\nDad's a financial planner, so she has hope 🙏", ">\n\nOdds of dad stealing the money is not insignificant. Winning the lotto brings out a worst in people it can be hard to imagine at times.", ">\n\nI thought of this as well. The dad is in finances. He can find a way to snatch it. Money does make people monsters. Someone will always fuck over their friends and family for money. Either the ones with it, or the ones who want it.\nMoney brings out the worst nature in humans. Perhaps their real nature.", ">\n\nYou either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain...\"", ">\n\nI'm so jealous....lucky she never needs to struggle financially ever again", ">\n\nMan, I wish that happened to me several years ago.", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if lotteries are entirely random!" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?", ">\n\nYou can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.\n\nCan a winner remain anonymous?\nWe consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.\nBCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to conducting a thorough prize claim verification process, one of the most important ways in which we accomplish this is by publicizing winners.\n\nI think it is only considered if revealing the winner is a danger to the winner like a domestic violence victim, or someone that has a no contact order etc.", ">\n\n\n\"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nScrew that, I would donate some portion to charity and live easy off the investments.", ">\n\nI hope she never buys another ticket", ">\n\nSeems like it's a terrible idea to tell the public you won the lottery. She's gonna be chased by grifters.", ">\n\nIt's the law in Canada, have to publish the winner.", ">\n\nDead or broke within 6 years.\nAt least I would have been at that age.", ">\n\nDad's a financial planner, so she has hope 🙏", ">\n\nOdds of dad stealing the money is not insignificant. Winning the lotto brings out a worst in people it can be hard to imagine at times.", ">\n\nI thought of this as well. The dad is in finances. He can find a way to snatch it. Money does make people monsters. Someone will always fuck over their friends and family for money. Either the ones with it, or the ones who want it.\nMoney brings out the worst nature in humans. Perhaps their real nature.", ">\n\nYou either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain...\"", ">\n\nI'm so jealous....lucky she never needs to struggle financially ever again", ">\n\nMan, I wish that happened to me several years ago.", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if lotteries are entirely random!", ">\n\nAnd people told her shes more likely to be struck by lightning, lookat her now!" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?", ">\n\nYou can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.\n\nCan a winner remain anonymous?\nWe consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.\nBCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to conducting a thorough prize claim verification process, one of the most important ways in which we accomplish this is by publicizing winners.\n\nI think it is only considered if revealing the winner is a danger to the winner like a domestic violence victim, or someone that has a no contact order etc.", ">\n\n\n\"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nScrew that, I would donate some portion to charity and live easy off the investments.", ">\n\nI hope she never buys another ticket", ">\n\nSeems like it's a terrible idea to tell the public you won the lottery. She's gonna be chased by grifters.", ">\n\nIt's the law in Canada, have to publish the winner.", ">\n\nDead or broke within 6 years.\nAt least I would have been at that age.", ">\n\nDad's a financial planner, so she has hope 🙏", ">\n\nOdds of dad stealing the money is not insignificant. Winning the lotto brings out a worst in people it can be hard to imagine at times.", ">\n\nI thought of this as well. The dad is in finances. He can find a way to snatch it. Money does make people monsters. Someone will always fuck over their friends and family for money. Either the ones with it, or the ones who want it.\nMoney brings out the worst nature in humans. Perhaps their real nature.", ">\n\nYou either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain...\"", ">\n\nI'm so jealous....lucky she never needs to struggle financially ever again", ">\n\nMan, I wish that happened to me several years ago.", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if lotteries are entirely random!", ">\n\nAnd people told her shes more likely to be struck by lightning, lookat her now!", ">\n\n\"Canadian teen struck by lightning shortly after winning lottery\"\n\"A Canadian teen has been struck by lightning shortly after winning the lottery. Local man u/Pazoll said 'this was always going to happen - she was more likely to have been struck by lightning, so once she won the lottery it was guaranteed.\nThis claim was branded 'statistically fallacious' by Professor Di Sroll from the University of Cardiff.\"" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?", ">\n\nYou can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.\n\nCan a winner remain anonymous?\nWe consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.\nBCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to conducting a thorough prize claim verification process, one of the most important ways in which we accomplish this is by publicizing winners.\n\nI think it is only considered if revealing the winner is a danger to the winner like a domestic violence victim, or someone that has a no contact order etc.", ">\n\n\n\"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nScrew that, I would donate some portion to charity and live easy off the investments.", ">\n\nI hope she never buys another ticket", ">\n\nSeems like it's a terrible idea to tell the public you won the lottery. She's gonna be chased by grifters.", ">\n\nIt's the law in Canada, have to publish the winner.", ">\n\nDead or broke within 6 years.\nAt least I would have been at that age.", ">\n\nDad's a financial planner, so she has hope 🙏", ">\n\nOdds of dad stealing the money is not insignificant. Winning the lotto brings out a worst in people it can be hard to imagine at times.", ">\n\nI thought of this as well. The dad is in finances. He can find a way to snatch it. Money does make people monsters. Someone will always fuck over their friends and family for money. Either the ones with it, or the ones who want it.\nMoney brings out the worst nature in humans. Perhaps their real nature.", ">\n\nYou either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain...\"", ">\n\nI'm so jealous....lucky she never needs to struggle financially ever again", ">\n\nMan, I wish that happened to me several years ago.", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if lotteries are entirely random!", ">\n\nAnd people told her shes more likely to be struck by lightning, lookat her now!", ">\n\n\"Canadian teen struck by lightning shortly after winning lottery\"\n\"A Canadian teen has been struck by lightning shortly after winning the lottery. Local man u/Pazoll said 'this was always going to happen - she was more likely to have been struck by lightning, so once she won the lottery it was guaranteed.\nThis claim was branded 'statistically fallacious' by Professor Di Sroll from the University of Cardiff.\"", ">\n\nyou only need what you need to make it by (attention is like a tax)" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?", ">\n\nYou can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.\n\nCan a winner remain anonymous?\nWe consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.\nBCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to conducting a thorough prize claim verification process, one of the most important ways in which we accomplish this is by publicizing winners.\n\nI think it is only considered if revealing the winner is a danger to the winner like a domestic violence victim, or someone that has a no contact order etc.", ">\n\n\n\"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nScrew that, I would donate some portion to charity and live easy off the investments.", ">\n\nI hope she never buys another ticket", ">\n\nSeems like it's a terrible idea to tell the public you won the lottery. She's gonna be chased by grifters.", ">\n\nIt's the law in Canada, have to publish the winner.", ">\n\nDead or broke within 6 years.\nAt least I would have been at that age.", ">\n\nDad's a financial planner, so she has hope 🙏", ">\n\nOdds of dad stealing the money is not insignificant. Winning the lotto brings out a worst in people it can be hard to imagine at times.", ">\n\nI thought of this as well. The dad is in finances. He can find a way to snatch it. Money does make people monsters. Someone will always fuck over their friends and family for money. Either the ones with it, or the ones who want it.\nMoney brings out the worst nature in humans. Perhaps their real nature.", ">\n\nYou either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain...\"", ">\n\nI'm so jealous....lucky she never needs to struggle financially ever again", ">\n\nMan, I wish that happened to me several years ago.", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if lotteries are entirely random!", ">\n\nAnd people told her shes more likely to be struck by lightning, lookat her now!", ">\n\n\"Canadian teen struck by lightning shortly after winning lottery\"\n\"A Canadian teen has been struck by lightning shortly after winning the lottery. Local man u/Pazoll said 'this was always going to happen - she was more likely to have been struck by lightning, so once she won the lottery it was guaranteed.\nThis claim was branded 'statistically fallacious' by Professor Di Sroll from the University of Cardiff.\"", ">\n\nyou only need what you need to make it by (attention is like a tax)", ">\n\nFuck her. All my homies hate Canadian Teen" ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?", ">\n\nYou can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.\n\nCan a winner remain anonymous?\nWe consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.\nBCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to conducting a thorough prize claim verification process, one of the most important ways in which we accomplish this is by publicizing winners.\n\nI think it is only considered if revealing the winner is a danger to the winner like a domestic violence victim, or someone that has a no contact order etc.", ">\n\n\n\"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nScrew that, I would donate some portion to charity and live easy off the investments.", ">\n\nI hope she never buys another ticket", ">\n\nSeems like it's a terrible idea to tell the public you won the lottery. She's gonna be chased by grifters.", ">\n\nIt's the law in Canada, have to publish the winner.", ">\n\nDead or broke within 6 years.\nAt least I would have been at that age.", ">\n\nDad's a financial planner, so she has hope 🙏", ">\n\nOdds of dad stealing the money is not insignificant. Winning the lotto brings out a worst in people it can be hard to imagine at times.", ">\n\nI thought of this as well. The dad is in finances. He can find a way to snatch it. Money does make people monsters. Someone will always fuck over their friends and family for money. Either the ones with it, or the ones who want it.\nMoney brings out the worst nature in humans. Perhaps their real nature.", ">\n\nYou either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain...\"", ">\n\nI'm so jealous....lucky she never needs to struggle financially ever again", ">\n\nMan, I wish that happened to me several years ago.", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if lotteries are entirely random!", ">\n\nAnd people told her shes more likely to be struck by lightning, lookat her now!", ">\n\n\"Canadian teen struck by lightning shortly after winning lottery\"\n\"A Canadian teen has been struck by lightning shortly after winning the lottery. Local man u/Pazoll said 'this was always going to happen - she was more likely to have been struck by lightning, so once she won the lottery it was guaranteed.\nThis claim was branded 'statistically fallacious' by Professor Di Sroll from the University of Cardiff.\"", ">\n\nyou only need what you need to make it by (attention is like a tax)", ">\n\nFuck her. All my homies hate Canadian Teen", ">\n\nJuliette said she will \"carefully\" invest the majority of the jackpot with the help of her money manager father.\nAnd there it is." ]

[ "Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.", ">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers.", ">\n\nDo you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe.", ">\n\nLol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending.", ">\n\nAt 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high.", ">\n\n43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year. \nActual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.\nI posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous.", ">\n\nHope she lives a good life and has good people around her.", ">\n\nHope she abandons gambling immediately.", ">\n\nlol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it.", ">\n\n“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence.", ">\n\nI'm gonna invest. In a lottery.\nBetter?", ">\n\nThat’s two sentences", ">\n\nThat was the point", ">\n\nThis is not two sentences either", ">\n\nNever buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history.", ">\n\nThere was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket.", ">\n\nI would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know.", ">\n\nSometimes they sue the winner.", ">\n\nFirst try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket", ">\n\n$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets!", ">\n\nPowerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes)", ">\n\nAgain, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings.", ">\n\nHer father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care. \nCouldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her.", ">\n\nSomeone search for a Grey’s Almanac.", ">\n\nThat’s just loonie tunes", ">\n\nAnd a whole lotta of them!", ">\n\nWhat a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future.", ">\n\nKen m?", ">\n\nThat’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work", ">\n\n\n\"Money doesn't define you,\" she said. \"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nShe's definitely Canadian don'tu say?", ">\n\nShe’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣", ">\n\nAs a wise person once said, \"Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it\".", ">\n\nThis is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it.", ">\n\nIt’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣", ">\n\nDang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her.", ">\n\nShe’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor", ">\n\nRespect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored.", ">\n\nShe got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her.", ">\n\ndoesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers.", ">\n\nThat’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀", ">\n\nWhat a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol", ">\n\nAnyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something?", ">\n\nYou can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win.", ">\n\nWould you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know?", ">\n\nYou can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.\n\nCan a winner remain anonymous?\nWe consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.\nBCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to conducting a thorough prize claim verification process, one of the most important ways in which we accomplish this is by publicizing winners.\n\nI think it is only considered if revealing the winner is a danger to the winner like a domestic violence victim, or someone that has a no contact order etc.", ">\n\n\n\"It's the work you do that will define you.\"\n\nScrew that, I would donate some portion to charity and live easy off the investments.", ">\n\nI hope she never buys another ticket", ">\n\nSeems like it's a terrible idea to tell the public you won the lottery. She's gonna be chased by grifters.", ">\n\nIt's the law in Canada, have to publish the winner.", ">\n\nDead or broke within 6 years.\nAt least I would have been at that age.", ">\n\nDad's a financial planner, so she has hope 🙏", ">\n\nOdds of dad stealing the money is not insignificant. Winning the lotto brings out a worst in people it can be hard to imagine at times.", ">\n\nI thought of this as well. The dad is in finances. He can find a way to snatch it. Money does make people monsters. Someone will always fuck over their friends and family for money. Either the ones with it, or the ones who want it.\nMoney brings out the worst nature in humans. Perhaps their real nature.", ">\n\nYou either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain...\"", ">\n\nI'm so jealous....lucky she never needs to struggle financially ever again", ">\n\nMan, I wish that happened to me several years ago.", ">\n\nIt’s almost as if lotteries are entirely random!", ">\n\nAnd people told her shes more likely to be struck by lightning, lookat her now!", ">\n\n\"Canadian teen struck by lightning shortly after winning lottery\"\n\"A Canadian teen has been struck by lightning shortly after winning the lottery. Local man u/Pazoll said 'this was always going to happen - she was more likely to have been struck by lightning, so once she won the lottery it was guaranteed.\nThis claim was branded 'statistically fallacious' by Professor Di Sroll from the University of Cardiff.\"", ">\n\nyou only need what you need to make it by (attention is like a tax)", ">\n\nFuck her. All my homies hate Canadian Teen", ">\n\nJuliette said she will \"carefully\" invest the majority of the jackpot with the help of her money manager father.\nAnd there it is.", ">\n\nThanks for letting us know you just stopped when your opinion was validated and didn’t read the very next sentence!" ]