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Thanks sir.. kya haal chaal?

thanks sir. what’s up?

kya baat h.....bhai

great work brother.

Bade "woh" ho tum piya, zidd kyu nahi chhodte? What is "Woh"

you are very “that” kind of person. why don’t you leave the argument. what is “that”

Kabhi yun bhi to ho Dariyaa kaa saahil ho , Poore Chaand ki raat ho Aur tum aao Kabhi yun bhi to ho Pariyon ki ... http://t.co/mGs2VIIWgZ

you are the coast to the whole ocean. the night to the whole moon and come someday like a fairy. http://t.co/mGs2VIIWgZ

Jinko Calendar year aur Financial year mein farak nahi "pata woh bhi #GST ke baare mein gyaan baant raha hai.

those who don’t even know the difference between calendar year and financial year are sharing knowledge about #GST

@MeThePooh jab aayega Bihar may Modi sarkaar #NitishKaNakliVikas

@MeThePooh when modi government will come to bihar #NitishKaNakliVikas

@TheDilliMirror @EngineeRoholic @MeetUunngLee Paaji chhad deyo hunn

@TheDilliMirror @EngineeRoholic @MeetUunngLee i have left it friend

Super duper flop...inshallah nich hai Salman Khan tu..?

super flop. inshallah is cheap, are you too salman khan?

bhai chutte/khulle hogaye ho toh mujhe bhi de diyo

brother if you’ve got change, please give it to me too.

@LEDtvn udhaar de do

@LEDtvn rent it to me.

@bad_mulga Aisay mat bolo bhai. Yahan bahut maharathi hain

@bad_mulga please don’t say it like this.here there are experts.

Ye khushi ki baat "hai saare mulk ke liye faayeda pahunchega: Himachal Pradesh CM #VirbhadraSingh on state assembly passing #GST

this is a good news, all nations will benefit from this: himachal pradesh cm #VirbhadraSingh on state assembly passing #GST 

.@mannequin_talks sanskaar kaha hai? @aloknath kuch sikaho inhe

.@mannequin_talks where are your values? @aloknath teach him something

Aaj Ka Sawal .......? Duniya Ka Sab Se Bara Mulk Konsa He Ans Apna Name City Name Ke Sath Bhejain03002744219

today’s question. which is the largest country of the world. send the answer with your name and the name of your city to 03002744219

@vsknagpur fact hai sir ji UP me #TripleTalaq ek bada issue tha Muslim mahilaon ne Modi ji ko bharpoor Vote diye hain #ElectionResults #Secular #TripleTalaq #MuslimWomen

@vsknagpur it’s a fact in UP #TripleTalaq was a big issue, muslim women had given enough votes to modi #ElectionResults #Secular #TripleTalaq #MuslimWomen

hey nevada tweeps remember tomorrow is the last day for early voting ! ready , set & vote ! #justdoit !

hey nevada people, remember tomorrow is the last day for early voting. go and vote. #justdoit

Salman bhai mje aap se milna hai...i am ur big big big fan...

salman sir i want to meet you. i am your big fan.

@ek_samosa_dena @Dishasatra tu meri marna chah raha hai?

@ek_samosa_dena @Dishasatra are you trying to ruin me?

matlab kuch bhi. Not done bhai

that means you would do anything. it’s not done brother.

bahi tumhara world book fair stall mein to kuch nahi he kuch to dalo bhai :(

brother, there is nothing in your world book fair. please put something in it.

"Suno suno duniyaa ke logon, mera naam hai Khal Drogo" #IndianGOT

“listen people of the world, my name is khal drogo”#IndianGOT

sumtimes i dnt undrstnd . . who really loves da people of india , whrthr kiren bedi or arvindji . . ?

sometimes i don’t understand who loves the people of india, whether it’s keren bedi or arvindji?

aur aage khade hokar horn bajane me alag hi maza tha :-)

standing in front and honking is fun

Chalo di aapko aaj ki raat.. Kal subah tak aap Engineer ban kar dikha do. Challenge ?pic.twitter.com/bcIIciYSGi

ok i give you tonight’s time. become an engineer by tomorrow morning. challenge?pic.twitter.com/bcIIciYSGi

I'm so excited salman bhai

i’m so excited salman sir.

#GuessTheSong Ek ehsaan kar apne mehmaan par

#GuessTheSong do one favor on your guest.

@KhiladiForever Bahut arso pehle ki baat hai hum bhi cricket premi hua karte the bittu !

@KhiladiForever it’s a story before ages, even i used to be a cricket fan.

@abhishekmadan Sirf urdu se sab Gulzar hotey, To miyan Pakistan mai sab mahan hotey.

@abhishekmadan if one would become gulzar by knowing urdu, then everyone in pakistan would be great.

abe dhyaan se dekh 'ek condom phasa' likha hai

see it carefully, it’s written “stick one condom”

Jcd/Har Saal ki trah is Saal B'MAHASHIVRATRI ' 17 , Feb Subh 8se Sham 7bje tak ShamShan Bhumi'MASANY'me Mnai Jaegi Hindu Bair Drshn dy : PHGP/JCD

just like every year, this year also mahashivratri will be celebrated at cremation ground on 17th february, 8:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m.

Bengaluru : T20 World Cup 2016 , Aaj Ka Doosra Match Srilanka Aur WestIndies Ki Darmian Khaila Jaye Ga , Match Shaam 7 Baje Shuru Hoga .

bengaluru: t20 world cup 2016, today second match will be played between srilanka and westindies, the match will start at evening 7 pm.

Yahan kharaab karne ko rakha kya hai?

what is there to lose here?

Gujarat Lions aaj jeetega.

today gujarat lions will win.

aisa hi kuch saal pehle ho chuka hai https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/471211381077721088 …

the same thing has happened before several years. https://twitter.com/BolshoyBooze/status/471211381077721088

RT @Sharma_rajni29 : @Gurmeetramrahim #MSGappeals u r real care taker guru paa . hats off tu ur teachings ...

@Sharma_rajni29 : @Gurmeetramrahim #MSGappeals you are a real caretaker. hats off to your teachings.

modi uncle aab sirf baton se kaam nahi chalega . ab kuch kar dikhane ka time hai .

modi uncle now you can’t get away only with talks. now it’s time to show some work.

practical karne ke baad b practical ke no . ni miley :-p

even after performing practical, i wasn’t rewarded marks.

hahaha mast hai bro . . . school summer vacation ki yaad dila di . . . . .

it’s great brother. you made me remember the summer vacations during school.

bestest gag . . . haha sb yaad dila dia

great gag. now i remember everything.

@someUSER i hope all your loved ones back in maryland are okay ! i didn't see you , wednesday . :)

@someUSER i hope all your loved ones back in maryland are okay? i didn’t see you on wednesday.

@MeetUunngLee @Dishasatra pyaar ke dushman hai sab. Ye Disha sabse badi.

@MeetUunngLee @Dishasatra everyone is an enemy of love. disha is the biggest enemy of love.

Phir le aaya dil majboor kya kije? Raas na aaya rehna durr kya kije? Dil keh raha usse musafarazkpishahjaa kar bhi aao.

Helpless heart brought again, what to do? Did not like to stay away, what to do.

@nawab_lucknow Bihar me toh Sab ko bewacuf banaya jaa raha hai #NitishKaNakliVikas

@nawab_lucknow everyone is being fooled in bihar #NitishKaNakliVikas

o by god . . . . . . supw jaisi waat aur kisi class mein nahi lagti thi ! ! ! !

by god. no other class troubled us like supw.

Pyar bahot hai Ankeeta, bas kabhi jataya nahi

i love you a lot ankeeta, just never mentioned it.

@insane_chorri haha 20 ghante mil hi jaati hai :) UP kitna bhi peechhe ho par bachpan ki yaden judi hain :-)

@insane_chorri i get it for 20 hours. even though up is underdeveloped, my childhood memories are associated with it.

guddu rebel hai apna :)

guddu is a rebel

hahaha . . . pandy ji asa hi karta hai rakesh ki saatha . . . hahaha . .

pandy ji does this every time to rakesh

Goal koi bhi maare.. Champions trophy India hi layega. #UCLfinal

anyone may score a goal, but india will bring the champions trophy. #UCLfinal

he has the one . . . . . . who run from delhi ncr (centre) . . . . . . . we can't do believe on u kejri

he is the one who runs away from delhi ncr (centre). we can’t believe in you kejri

bhai condom laga le.. nahi to inki aabaadi badh jaegi @omar_quraishi

please wear condom brother otherwise their population will increase @omar_quraishi

Kaka - Haati mere saathi Ravish - Jaati mere saathi #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

kaka-elephant is my friend. ravish-caste is my friend. #FarziPatrakarRavishKumar

@samarjeet_n Mahashivratri ki bela me prarthana hai SHIV JI SABKA KALYAAN KAREN , Its a spiritual day of worship n prayer for us

@samarjeet_n there is prayer in mahashivratri mela, may shivji bless everyone. it’s a spiritual day of worship and prayer for us.

Koi Sambit Patra ko tag kar do. TV debates mein useful rahega.

someone please tag sambit patra. he is useful in tv debates.

i can't wait for the heat game tomorrow

heat vs knicks !

@drmalvika6 insan hai alcohol peeke khel raha hai

@drmalvika6 he is a person who is playing after having alcohol

Deja Vu hoha tujhe. "Dekhte hai" :P

you have experienced deja vu. “let’s see”

garbage bin kuch shaadi wadi , padosiyo se ladai , gumne ki trip wagerah ke post bhi dalo . . . . .

garbage bin put posts related to weddings , neighbours’ fights or travel also.

@drpoonam @Dishasatra Mujhe kya milega?

@drpoonam @Dishasatra what will i get?

Jadeja's mom: "Suna hai aap school chhod rahe ho jald hi. Iska kya hoga fir? Virat se baat karwa dijiye thodi"

jadeja’s mom: “i’ve heard you are leaving the school early. what will happen to this? make me talk to virat.”

@Atheist_Krishna sabse kamaal hai ki kitna natural lag raha hai ye @JhaSanjay

@Atheist_Krishna it is wonderful how natural he looks @JhaSanjay

#NahiPata sohni Kurian Kahan Chali gae hain :p

#NahiPata i don’t know where sohni kurian went.

Thanks. Aankh mein aansu aa gaye.https://twitter.com/PushprajZala/status/589059245946974208 …

thanks. i have tears in my eyes. https://twitter.com/PushprajZala/status/589059245946974208

aap bhool gaye humko :(

you’ve forgotten me.

aane de election . . . priyanka gandhi agr khadi hue mere yahan se toh he vote dunga wrna nahi dene wala . . .

let the elections come. only if priyanka gandhi contests elections from my area i will vote, otherwise i won’t vote.

@Alllahdin mast banaya hai! Kya trailer kaata hai

@Alllahdin you’ve made it great! what a trailer it was.

@_SandSurfer waise bhi tere tweets me padhne jaisa kuch hota hai! lolol

@_SandSurfer anyways there is something to read in your tweets.

Aaila! manne khabar natthi @Ra_Bies

oh my god! i didn’t know @Ra_Bies

@Bihar_ke_lala @narendramodi hash tag na bhuliye.

@Bihar_ke_lala @narendramodi don’t forget the hashtag.

@Jamuntini Oh. Toh around sinhagad bhi chalegi. Suna hai bahaut cute naariyan tehelti hai wahan.

@Jamuntini oh. so it will do around sinhagad also. i’ve heard there’s really cute naariyan tehelti over there.

bijle -pani dekar rahege , brasttachar meta k rahege . delhi walo abke bar app logo ko 90% se upper vote karna hai . ghar may mat bhatho , baher niklo aur vote karo .

we’ll rest only after providing water and electricity and removing corruption. people of delhi this time the voter percentage should be above 90. don’t sit at home, go out and vote.

@ek_samosa_dena @Alllahdin Hum abhi thoda Bacardi wale Santa bane hai.

@ek_samosa_dena @Alllahdin even i’ve been the santa with bacardi

Aajkal metro le raha hu, paise khatam. :P

nowadays i’m using metro, money over.

Ye stud hai, bakwas na kar

he’s a stud, don’t talk stupidly.

"Yeh Chand sa Roshan Chehra Zulfon Ka Rang Sunehra Yeh Jheel Si Neeli Ankhen Koi Raaz Hai Inme Gehra Taarif Karu.."pic.twitter.com/ijVt7uSfzv

“this face lights up like moon, your hair are golden. your eyes are blue like a lake, where there is a deep secret hidden. praise them” pic.twitter.com/ijVt7uSfzv

RT @MaheishGirri : Supreme sacrifice of Sikh Gurus to d nation disgraced !! @ArvindKejriwal supports killer Aurangzeb #ShameOnKejriwal https :

@MaheishGirri : supreme sacrifice of sikh gurus to the nation disgraced !! @ArvindKejriwal supports killer aurangzeb @ShameOnKejriwal https:

#Dhoni #msdhoni ki asli age aa gayee kya adhaar card par ?

#Dhoni #msdhoni does he have his real age on adhaar card?

@ek_samosa_dena Sagarika ki aatma aa gayee kya tere me

@ek_samosa_dena is sagarika’s soul in your body?

@coolfunnytshirt it was sachhi ghatnaa

@coolfunnytshirt it was a true story.

G " Suna hai my dear dost Obama ke baad dear friend #Trump ko bulaya Ja rha hai 0 #Abe to aakar chale Jane 0

i’ve heard that after my dear friend obama, #Trump is being called #Abe then come by and go.

Bhai @sardesairajdeep aajkal tumhare sitare gardish mein hain, har koi tumhari le raha hai. kam bola karo.

brother @sardesairajdeep nowadays the stars are aligned in your circle, everyone is making fun of you. speak less.

RT @ArvindKejriwal : All medicines are now available free in Delhi Govt hospitals https://t.co/Ux8A3dp4g2

@ArvindKejriwal : all medicines are now available for free in delhi government hospitals https://t.co/Ux8A3dp4g2

cant wait to move to hawaii this saturday ! promotion , new townhouse , new car & with myking . . . definitely a happy girl :)

can’t wait to move to hawaii this saturday! i’ve a promotion, new townhouse, new house and with my king. definitely a happy girl.

Hello Phaji Aaj mere #Birthday Hai Aaj to tweet Kar doji @MikaSingh Jab takaap tweets Nahi Karo I will not cut cake ! https://t.co/8MbRv6wsrS

hello, today is my #Birthday. atleast tweet today. @MikaSingh till you won’t tweet i won’t cut the cake.https://t.co/8MbRv6wsrS

@sweetisadana mujhe to pata tha.. Ye twitter wale bewakoof hi nahi samaj paaye @NaughtyDew_

@sweetisadana i knew it already. foolish people of twitter could not understand. @NaughtyDew_

this is an historical gag in this series . this signifies " guddu aab bara ho chuka hai " . . . .

this is an historical gag in the series. this signifies that “guddu has grown up now”

super . . . . . . yaha bhi hoga waha bhi hoga ab to sare jaha me hoga . . . .

super. it will happen here, it will happen there, now it will happen in the whole universe.

ind world jitegi hi nhi khushi kanha milegi . . . . . . . .

india will not win world 'cup ', how to get happy.

i love maaa's expression

-)

Yo wale gaane nahi chahiye yaar :-/ Calm and melodious I said

i don’t want these types of songs. calm and melodious i said.

Bhai, aap EMO ho

brother, you are emotional.

Bihari buddhi walo ne phir Bihar latka diya..

people with bihari wisdom again screwed up bihar.

Guy 1: Bro, your name? Guy 2: Singhal, Rajesh Singhal Guy 1: Bhai, main bhi single hi hu, tension kyu le raha hai?

guy 1: brother, your name? guy 2: singhal, rajesh singhal. guy 1: brother, even i’m single, why are you worried?

@zZoker tujhe Abhishek has Aishwarya bro. Nothing else matters to him

@zZoker abhishek has aishwarya brother. nothing else matters to him.

Tumhare liye nahi tha yaar, general statement hai. Ya allah!

it wasn’t for you, it was a general statement. oh my god!

mohammed ji kya salman khan ko sachmooch kisine kidnap kiya h pls bataiye na....

mohammed sir, did someone actually kidnap salman khan, please tell.

lekin cover bhi sabse majboot isi ka tha:p

but even the cover of this was the strongest.

Yaha har Friday ko logo ki galatfahmiya door hoti hain. Is baar Kapil Sharma ki bhi ho jayegi.

every friday people’s misconceptions are cleared here. this time kapil sharma will clear his.

Asli samajwadi toh yahi Yadav hai waise.

this yadav is an actual samajwadi.

Yeh mene kya "Kiya unhone #GST nehi liya. But mene toh #bill upload kiya

what did i do. they didn’t accept @GST. but i had uploaded my #bill