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work almost over with then these negros won't see my face till monday night !

work is almost over with these negros and they won't see my face till monday night !

#Mahashivratri Special Shrimad Bhagavat Katha At Dighanchi , Tal Aatpadi , Dist Sangali ( MH ) Date : 11 Feb to 17 Feb ... http://t.co/izPtyf1TAp

#Mahashivratri Special Shrimad Bhagavat Katha At Dighanchi , Taluka Aatpadi , District Sangali ( maharashtra ) Date : 11 February to 17 February ... http://t.co/izPtyf1TAp

Jeetna hai to dilon ko jito " election to #TRUMP bhi jeet jaata hai

if you want to win, win the hearts. even #TRUMP can win the elections.

i think i shoud stop going for swimming now :-/

i think i shoud stop going for swimming now

@MeetUunngLee @retardedwriter ek nahi mili bhai, ek.

@MeetUunngLee @retardedwriter i did not find one, only one

#FeministMovies Babli Aur Banti

#FeministMovies Babli and Banti

8 overs mein waise bhi haarenge Bangladeshihttps://twitter.com/bhogleharsha/status/706489888586096640 …

any way bangladeshi players will lose in eight overs https://twitter.com/bhogleharsha/status/706489888586096640 …

@yashikamehta04 Accha Kaam karne niklo aur baadhaa na aye .?? But we the nation is with @sudhirchaudhary #SalutingSudhirChaudhry

@yashikamehta04 go and do a good work?? But we the nation is with @sudhirchaudhary #SalutingSudhirChaudhry

@PriyancaBajaj Jai Shree Krishna

@PriyancaBajaj hail lord Krishna

Salman dear bye aftari kerte ha hum prr melinge...

salman dear bye. let us meet again to have lunch.

"Subah se na ek aalo bika hai, na bika hai adha kaanda" - Rumi

"i have not eaten a potato since morning, not even an onion" - Rumi

Jai shri ram .......coming sooooon bjrngi bhai jan

hail Lord sri ram .......coming soon bhajrangi brother.

LOL chalo date par, tumhe zaroorat hai uski.

laugh out loud go on a date, you are in a need of it.

Hahahaaa... Abhi doosro ki maa ko gaali de raha tha.. Yaha gyaan pell raha hai pic.twitter.com/hYeqqfrNcl

now itself he was scolding others' mother.. he is spreading knowledge here. pic.twitter.com/hYeqqfrNcl

@MissKhushiSen maine suna band ho gaya

@MissKhushiSen i have heard that it is closed

Kids smoke "cigarettes legends live in Delhi; Kamar kaslo aur sab thik karo warna mar jao #DelhiSmog

kids smoke cigarettes. legends live in delhi. close the room and be safe or else die #DelhiSmog

Future Moms would be like: Achhe bachhe sandaas mein jaakar selfie nahi kheechte chalo chalo bahar aao.

Future Moms would be like: good kids, no one clicks selfies in bathrooms, come out.

tune khud likha hai ye?

have you written this by yourself?

Aesyy tweets ki wajh se he tu zindaa hain https://t.co/3oYvLQDtBC

you are alive just because of this type of tweets https://t.co/3oYvLQDtBC

@Shakti_Shetty kal Monday hai

@Shakti_Shetty tomorrow is monday

ak jindabaad . . u r delhi cm . . .

hail aravind kejriwal. . you are chief minister of delhi . . .

sneak peek: check out the 12 freebies you can get at cvs on black friday ! link in the first comment:

sneak peek: check out the twelve freebies you can get at consumer value stores on black friday ! link in the first comment:

kal kya kar rahe ho? Catch up?

what were you doing yesterday? Catch up?

@BLRrocKS ok Sir I won't ask Bharat Mata ki Jai @shakkuiyer

@BLRrocKS ok sir, i wont ask to hail mother india @shakkuiyer

Afridi aapko Indians bahut pyar karte hai , Pakistanis se bhi zyada . Now spend some time with them in the pavilion . 😁 #IndvsPak

Afridi Indians love you so much, even more than Pakistanis. Now spend some time with them in the pavilion #IndvsPak

@i_m_rathore Yeh kahan se dhoond liya?

@i_m_rathore from where did you find this?

@amvim JDU jaegi har, ab aage badhega Bihar. #NitishKaNakliVikas

@amvim janata dal (united) will lose, now Bihar will develop. #NitishKaNakliVikas

@KhariBiskut Aaj tak nahi aata kya wahan?

@KhariBiskut did not he come there till today?

RT @MrsGandhi : Sab mile hue hain ji !!! https://t.co/9yVjyt5e87

@MrsGandhi : Everyone had met madam !!! https://t.co/9yVjyt5e87

Iss cheez ke liye main Bambai aane taiyaar hu!

i am ready to come to Bombay for this thing

Attention kya hai aap meri jaan lijiye.

why only attention, take my entire life

Ami tomar sathe kotha bolte chai Bhaijaan.

I want to talk to you, brother

Rana Ayyub to choodiyan tod legi aaj apnihttps://twitter.com/aajtak/status/621148147943784449 …

Rana Ayyub will definitely going to brake you bangles. https://twitter.com/aajtak/status/621148147943784449 …

pakistan team toh ekdum hi lull ho gayi .

pakistan team has become dull at once.

Hmm . Itna late bhaii😳

why have you come too late brothers ?

yaar tum log kahan gayab ho gaye ho . kitne kam updates maarte ho . i believe something big is on .

where have you been guys . you seldom give any updates . i believe something big is on .

Father : Sir meri beti kho gayi hai. Police : Kaisi dikhti hai? Koi photo hai? Father [shows pic in phone] Girl *appears* : DELETE IT.

Father : Sir my daughter is missing. Police : how does she look? do you have any photo? Father [shows picture in phone] Girl appears : delete it

hahaha y to game k sath free ati thi . . . but seriously yar isko khel khel k bade hue h hum . . . i still miss those days .

this comes free along with the game . . . but seriously dude we have been playing this while we have grown up . . . i still miss those days .

tujhe koi aur samjah liya, mafi

I am sorry, i thought you were someone else

@Heerahee yeh psycho hai, kuch bhi bolta hai @_SandSurfer

@Heerahee he is a psycho, he talks whatever comes to his mind @_SandSurfer

"Heera hai sada ke liye" - UK to India on Kohinoor

"Diamond is forever" - UK to India on Kohinoor

@KShisodia andhe ho tum aur ignorant bhi

@KShisodia you are the one who is blind and ignorant as well

batao sirji kab n kaha?

sir tell me when and where?

Misbah: Bhai kal match jeet gaye to english me bolna padega Afridi:pic.twitter.com/nU7F2va4j1

Misbah: brother if we win the match tomorrow, we might need to talk in english Afridi:pic.twitter.com/nU7F2va4j1

@LoKarDi_RT pyaar me gadhi bhi laage pari

@LoKarDi_even donkey seems to look like an angel

are u in ny ? do u want freedom for khader adnan ? are u awesome ? if so , u better be at the rally in ny , feb 20 4:30-7:30 at israeli embassy

are you in new york ? do you want freedom for khader adnan ? are you awesome ? if so , you better be at the rally in new york , february 20th 4:30-7:30 at israeli embassy

final to 15 feb ko jeet gaye the . . uske baad to bonus tha . . . .

they have won the final on 15th february itself . . evrything after that is bonus . . . .

Hota hai, it's a tough ask. Mkhitaryan ne shayad iski beti ko propose kiya hoga

it will be, it is a tough task. perhaps mohitaryan has proposed her daughter

@someUSER @someUSER @someUSER nope , it's just camden , eating greek food with a pumpkin . . . just another wednesday .

@someUSER @someUSER @someUSER no , it is just camden , eating greek food with a pumpkin . . . just another wednesday .

@MistryMania Cersei ki to kya insult huee hai

@MistryMania what insult has been faced by cersei

Jaa nahi khelta main tere saath, Katti. Meri bat wapass do.https://twitter.com/praneethhr/status/737963544063381504 …

do not go, i will play with you, Katti. give me my bat back .https://twitter.com/praneethhr/status/737963544063381504 …

@twinitisha ab yaha se jaana mat @witchybitchygalpic.twitter.com/vV1GRfHsdq

@twinitisha now do not go from here @witchybitchygalpic.twitter.com/vV1GRfHsdq

@RubikaLiyaquat aapne bataya nahi ma'am aap bike bhi chalo leti hain ? yaa yeh pose diya tha pic k liye ? https://t.co/xNMCi7mpxi

@RubikaLiyaquat you have not told us madam that you can also ride a bike ? or, have you given a pose for this picture ? https://t.co/xNMCi7mpxi

Paison ke liye main kuch bhi kar sakta hu, offend bhi.

i can do anything for money, even offend.

#Fitness #sexy #BJP #ThursdayThoughts #RightToPrivacy

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What's unbelievable is that most of the people liking this re not even from IITB ...

What is unbelievable is that most of the people are liking this dude including those who are not even from IITB ...

@PriyancaBajaj achcha hua tumne pehle nahi bola.. Itne RTs nahi milte

) @RiddhiDhebri

@i_Arhaan @NaughtyDew_ hahaha kya hua bhai

@i_Arhaan @NaughtyDew_ what happened brother

Modi raaj me bani bharat ki missiles .. #MakeinIndia

indian missiles made under modi's government .. #MakeinIndia

lack of communication from #nycdoe very frustrating regarding reporting time for work tomorrow . thank you #uft and @someUSER for info

lack of communication from #nycdoe is very frustrating regarding reporting time for work tomorrow . thank you #uft and @someUSER for information

Abhi kro na bajrngi bhaijan. .

Now do it , bajrangi brother

Jab insaan ki phat leti hai tab muh se kuch zyada hi angrezi nikalti haihttps://twitter.com/ShashiTharoor/status/861608665517895680 …

when a man gets angry, much more english comes out of his mouth https://twitter.com/ShashiTharoor/status/861608665517895680 …

@TweetErrant fake hasi.. Is ghatiya tweet pe to mujhe bhi hasi nahi aayee

@TweetErrant fake laughter.. even i could not laugh at this worst tweet

Kal gaadi ke niche a gaya. Kismat achi thi ki ek taang toot gayi, acha daam mila. #tweetslikegareebguy

yesterday i have met with an accident. i am so lucky that i broke only one thigh bone, it was a nice experience. #tweetslikegareebguy

Salman bhaaaiiiii ilovee uuu alooottt...

Salman brother i love you a lot

@indiantweeter Ankit tera kurta wohi colour ka lag raha hai bhai :-/

@indiantweeter Ankit, it seems that your kurta also has the same color

@UnSubtleDesi ye dosti hum nahi todenge... @Atheist_Krishnapic.twitter.com/bEAs9vYoHq

@UnSubtleDesi we will not break this friendship @Atheist_Krishnapic.twitter.com/bEAs9vYoHq

Horse: Bata kya legi? Sonakshi Sinha: sawaar loon, haaye sawaar loon, sawaar loon haaye sawaar loon

Horse: say what do you want? Sonakshi Sinha: i will have a ride, i will have a ride, i will have a ride

@DhoniMS7 wo bhabhi ke barabar hai kya ?

@DhoniMS7 is it like your sister-in-law?

Kuch bhi bolo anushka bhabhi hot lag rahi hai.

Whatever it might be, anushka sister-in-law is hot.

@Lambar_Daar Kshama kare dost

@Lambar_Daar friend please forgive me

"Ye bhi tum karo toh hum kya karenge?" - Papa Ranjeethttps://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/844983351090053120 …

"if you do this as well, what shall we do?" - Papa Ranjeethttps://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/844983351090053120 …

Kuch log yahan subah subah ek bada chamach anti-national chyawanprash khaa kar aate hai.

some people come here early in the morning after eating a large spoon of anti-national chyawanprash.

@_ePerceptions sabr ka phal RT hota hai

@_ePerceptions everyone's success will be retweet

@vypul upar se gaya

@vypul it went from above

they better take joe pa to the pet semetary . . . they may never win agdin

they better take joe to the pet semetary . . . they may never win again

Pavan kuman ...abhi toh ajao..

Pavan kumar ...atleast come now

and if you're from maryland , early voting has been extended until tomorrow at 9pm . please go vote !

and if you are from maryland , early voting has been extended until tomorrow at 9pm . please go and vote !

@BurgerrB ....dil de chuke sanam?

@BurgerrB, have you given your heart, beloved?

Yeah, because vegetarians never say things like "tum bhi to khaate ho hamare khaane ka khaana".https://twitter.com/fact/status/892138299745292289 …

Yeah, because vegetarians never say things like "you also eat everthing we eat".https://twitter.com/fact/status/892138299745292289 …

@ROFLaaLa mujhe laga Gainda Swamy aayega.. ye to Siddharth Malhotra nikla.. Ekdun dude @Being_Humor

@ROFLaaLa i thought Gainda Swamy would come.. but Siddharth Malhotra came at once dude @Being_Humor

Help me bhai plzz help.me

Help me brother please help.me

IIT Roorkee ka banda hoga

fakka wahin use hota hai .

This #Morkel wicket looked like #Dhoni telling one #CSK teammate to get bowled by another CSK teammate .. Ye IPL hai ya #WorldCup2015 BC

This #Morkel wicket looked like #Dhoni telling one #CSK teammate to get bowled by another CSK teammate .. Ye IPL hai ya #WorldCup2015 BC

Thank "god KOI MIL GAYA was made in 2003 Abhi bani hoti to Jadu dhup dhup krta rehta aur milta sirf #pollution.

Thank god KOI MIL GAYA was made in 2003, if it is made now, then Jadu will only search for sunlight, but what he gets is only #pollution.

aise school mein toh apna ghar bana loon . . .

shall i make my home in a school like this.

sahi hai bachpan yaad aa gya . . . . always mom dad gives their best to children :)

it is good that i recall my childhood . . . . always mom and dad gives their best to children

@Dishasatra @Ra_Bies aise har pagal insaan ko lagta hai woh pagal nahi hai. You are Disha Awasthi.

@Dishasatra @Ra_Bies every mad person feels that he is not mad. You are Disha Awasthi.

PR karne wale kabhi darte nahi.

people who take care of public relations never fear anything

Kingo ... Gaadi me kuch the kya ? #DilwaleOnSony https://t.co/6qoSjTDhhw

Kingo ... are there something in the vehicle ? #DilwaleOnSony https://t.co/6qoSjTDhhw

Yaar @udaychopra bore ho raha hai, ek film bana de.

Dude @udaychopra he is feeling bored, make one film.

@HathwalaThakur Barkha Dutt ka tha

@HathwalaThakur belongs to Barkha Dutt

.@AazadPanchhi dhone ka nahi hai

.@AazadPanchhi does not belong to either of them

@numbyaar bhai ye #MDL kya hai?

@numbyaar brother what is this #MDL?

Zindagi adhuri hai ab ... without Ladkiyaan sweets & @SRKswarrior1 bhai ke tweets :D Sale dono dil jeet lete hai hamesha !!

now life is incomplete ... without girls, sweets & @SRKswarrior1 brother's tweets. both of them always win our hearts.

@dhaikilokatweet dimaag ki kalaiyo ka behetareen upyog

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@hotsrkfan Darr ke aage jeet hai tabhi to #NaamBanteHainRiskSehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tybez0kwACg …

@hotsrkfan there is success ahead of fear, that is why #NaamBanteHainRiskSehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tybez0kwACg …

kya baat kar raha hai? @KyaUkhaadLega

what are you talking? @KyaUkhaadLega

@iamsonisinghal hehe.. Aap bhi kam nahi ho

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RT @AlexandruC4 : #BREAKING : Russia establishes military base in Palmyra , after driving ISIS https://t.co/j8xnKTGyYe

@AlexandruC4 : #BREAKING : Russia establishes military base in Palmyra , after driving islamic state of iraq and syria https://t.co/j8xnKTGyYe