bottles(n) = n==0 ? "No more bottles" :
             n==1 ? "1 bottle" :
             "$n bottles"

for n = 99:-1:1
    println("""
        $(bottles(n)) of beer on the wall
        $(bottles(n)) of beer
        Take one down, pass it around
        $(bottles(n-1)) of beer on the wall
    """)
end
