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ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.</div> <div class=belowcont><div class=thumbs><div class=thumbs-up><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-up"title="I like this"data-id=5435> </i></div><div class=thumbs-count>47</div><div class=thumbs-down><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-down"title="I dislike this"data-id=5435> </i></div></div></div><li class=c-steelblue><div class="lnum lnum_right"><a href=comebacks/> Good Comebacks </a></div> <div class=ib-txt>I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.</div> <div class=belowcont><div class=thumbs><div class=thumbs-up><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-up"title="I like this"data-id=5434> </i></div><div class=thumbs-count>221</div><div class=thumbs-down><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-down"title="I dislike this"data-id=5434> </i></div></div></div><li class=c-steelblue><div class="lnum lnum_right"><a href=comebacks/> Good Comebacks </a></div> <div class=ib-txt>Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.</div> <div class=belowcont><div class=thumbs><div class=thumbs-up><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-up"title="I like this"data-id=5433> </i></div><div class=thumbs-count>291</div><div class=thumbs-down><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-down"title="I dislike this"data-id=5433> </i></div></div></div><li class=c-hotpink><div class="lnum lnum_right"><a href=girl-insults/> Girl Insults </a></div> <div class=ib-txt>Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.</div> <div class=belowcont><div class=thumbs><div class=thumbs-up><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-up"title="I like this"data-id=5432> </i></div><div class=thumbs-count>277</div><div class=thumbs-down><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-down"title="I dislike this"data-id=5432> </i></div></div></div><li class=c-steelblue><div class="lnum lnum_right"><a href=comebacks/> Good Comebacks </a></div> <div class=ib-txt>I think "dildo" is a perfectly acceptable insult. I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough.</div> <div class=belowcont><div class=thumbs><div class=thumbs-up><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-up"title="I like this"data-id=5431> </i></div><div class=thumbs-count>137</div><div class=thumbs-down><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-down"title="I dislike this"data-id=5431> </i></div></div></div><li><div class="lnum lnum_right"><a href=casual-insults/> Casual Insults </a></div> <div class=ib-txt>You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.</div> <div class=belowcont><div class=thumbs><div class=thumbs-up><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-up"title="I like this"data-id=5430> </i></div><div class=thumbs-count><span class=red> -105 </span></div><div class=thumbs-down><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-down"title="I dislike this"data-id=5430> </i></div></div></div><li class=c-indianred><div class="lnum lnum_right"><a href=fat-insults/> Fat Insults </a></div> <div class=ib-txt>You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.</div> <div class=belowcont><div class=thumbs><div class=thumbs-up><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-up"title="I like this"data-id=5429> </i></div><div class=thumbs-count>195</div><div class=thumbs-down><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-down"title="I dislike this"data-id=5429> </i></div></div></div><li class=c-indianred><div class="lnum lnum_right"><a href=fat-insults/> Fat Insults </a></div> <div class=ib-txt>I know five fat people, and you're three of them.</div> <div class=belowcont><div class=thumbs><div class=thumbs-up><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-up"title="I like this"data-id=5428> </i></div><div class=thumbs-count>272</div><div class=thumbs-down><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-down"title="I dislike this"data-id=5428> </i></div></div></div><li><div class="lnum lnum_right"><a href=bald-insults/> Bald Insults </a></div> <div class=ib-txt>You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.</div> <div class=belowcont><div class=thumbs><div class=thumbs-up><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-up"title="I like this"data-id=5427> </i></div><div class=thumbs-count>122</div><div class=thumbs-down><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-down"title="I dislike this"data-id=5427> </i></div></div></div><li class=c-forestgreen><div class="lnum lnum_right"><a href=stupid-insults/> Idiot Insults </a></div> <div class=ib-txt>I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.</div> <div class=belowcont><div class=thumbs><div class=thumbs-up><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-up"title="I like this"data-id=5426> </i></div><div class=thumbs-count>98</div><div class=thumbs-down><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-down"title="I dislike this"data-id=5426> </i></div></div></div><li class=c-hotpink><div class="lnum lnum_right"><a href=girl-insults/> Girl Insults </a></div> <div class=ib-txt>At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.</div> <div class=belowcont><div class=thumbs><div class=thumbs-up><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-up"title="I like this"data-id=5425> </i></div><div class=thumbs-count>194</div><div class=thumbs-down><i class="fa fa-thumbs-o-down"title="I dislike this"data-id=5425> </i></div></div></div></ul></div><p class=center><a title="Go to next (page 2)"class=more2 href=latest/2/ rel=nofollow> More Insults and Comebacks </a><section class="white about"><div class=grid><h2>What makes Funny Insults so awesome?</h2><div class=col-1-2><div class=box><i class="fa fa-calendar"aria-hidden=true> </i><h3>Insults added regularly</h3><p>We add insults and comebacks to our database on a regular basis, unlike many other websites who compile copy-and-pasted lists and leave them to wither.</div></div><div class=col-1-2><div class=box><i class="fa fa-search"aria-hidden=true> </i><h3>Easy to find insults</h3><p>We have all kinds of insults and comebacks. 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