re : no truer words were ever spoken thanks for the story ! have an all day meeting today , and my grandparents are going back to maryland . i did get a pair of pj ' s for meaghan at gymboree - the red ones with the little pique heart design . hope you did not get them too ! bonnie hitschel 210 - 283 - 2456 - - - - - original message - - - - - from : michelle . lokay @ enron . com [ mailto : michelle . lokay @ enron . com ] sent : thursday , july 12 , 2001 8 : 36 am to : bhitschel @ tesoropetroleum . com subject : fw : no truer words were ever spoken a man asked his wife what she ' d like for her birthday . " i ' d love to be six again , " she replied . on the morning of her birthday , he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park . what a day ! he put her on every ride in the park : the death slide , the screaming loop , the wall of fear - everything there was ! wow ! five hours later she staggered out of the theme park , her head reeling and her stomach upside down . right to a mcdonald ' s they went , where he husband ordered a big mac for her along with extra fries and refreshing chocolate shake . then it was off to a movie - the latest star wars ! what a fabulous adventure ! finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed . he leaned over and lovingly asked , " well , dear ; what was it like being six again ? " one eye opened , " you idiot , i meant my dress size . " the moral of this story is : if a woman speaks and a man is there to hear her , he will get it wrong anyway .