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I eat everything you eat
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Even though it's disgusting sometimes
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But I do everything that you do
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What's that?
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This
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Oh, silly, silly human beings
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I bet by now you've noticed that some people are wearing a strange
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Colored ribbon around their necks
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Well, these things are to hold our heads up
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We have detachable heads
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And humans don't have one
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So we must keep this secure
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Oh, this is also one of the indications that a human is a copy
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But I guess humans are not smart enough to realize that
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Copies are way more of an intelligent creature than humans
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We see humans as bugs
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But they just come in so many
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So we have to take them out this way
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Moving on
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I bet by now you must be so curious
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On what the ritual is supposed to be
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And how to complete this
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Looking like that
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This is the answer
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Each of the copies were given this
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When they found a target
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This
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You must eat and digest it
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And I must cut you up
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And take it up from your stomach
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And eat it
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That way the ritual will be completed
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So now since you can't move
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I will proceed with the ritual
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What is that?
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Oh
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We want to take over Earth
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Because it has all the great stuff here
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And humans tend to waste it
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They waste water
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They waste so many great resources here
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So we want to take over
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Because we surely know what to do with this planet more than you do
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Look at this planet
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It is broken
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It is full of pollution and such
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How sad
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Humans can't be trusted with anything at all
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Now I'm going to use this device
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And press it there on your finger
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Because I have to monitor your heartbeat
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I need you
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Swallow it
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Good
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Let's take a look at your temperature
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I need you to exactly be at 37 degrees
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Lucky me
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It's right at 37 degrees
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We're ready for the ritual
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Now it's time to draw your blood, for example
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Stay still
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You can't even move anyway
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Thank you very much
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I know that humans don't digest that fast
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So I've got these
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This is too fast in your digestive system
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So just take a deep breath
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Because I'm going to jab it in your stomach
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Do you feel that?
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Too bad
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Now let me mark where I should cut you up
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Right there
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You have a picture
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You said you were living alone
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But it turns out you have a lover
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This is perfect
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Other copies are looking for another human to copy
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He will be perfect for this
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So sad that you leave
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This picture hanging around here
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Or I wouldn't have ever noticed
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Okay
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I can hear your stomach growling there in here
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Your metabolism is fastened two times
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Because of that
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Now
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And all will be done
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This is a surgical, the stomach skin
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It's very slimy
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That will turn me completely into a visor
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Hello there beautiful. How are you doing? How are you feeling? You look lovely today.
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We're gonna be doing a up close. I exam for your new year annual checkup. I have everything set up.
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I just need to get gloves on my hands and we'll go ahead and begin. Is there any changes to your
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vision as of recent? To start off today I'm just gonna take a look around your eyes and
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then we'll turn on the lights. So obviously look straight ahead. My nose and I'm gonna
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bring my fingers and just open your eyelid gently, okay? So start with your right side.
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We're here. Then open the other eyelid now. Right, look straight ahead and my nose.
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Okay. Let me remember to round really quickly. I do have the same thing though. It depends. I really quickly
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please. Straight ahead of my nose. The opposite side of the pen line. So I'm gonna hold it up here.
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You can look straight ahead. Then we're gonna do the other eyelid round. Go ahead and look up please.
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