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Hey Mon!
joy
Hey Mon!
joy
Oh my God, has she slept at all?
surprise
Nope.
neutral
No, it's been three nights in a row.
neutral
Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard's cigar butts out on the terrace, so.
neutral
Oh, okay that explains it.
neutral
I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum.
neutral
But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call.
non-neutral
So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
neutral
Y’know what, I don’t know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
disgust
Yeah, I know but
neutral
Oh no-no-no, I’m there.
neutral
Hey!
surprise
Hey Mon! Want some pancakes?
joy
You made pancakes?
surprise
Yep! Grab a plate.
joy
Okay.
neutral
No-no, stay right there. Gettin’ closer.
neutral
Okay, okay, but don’t worry, because we also have cereals, muffins, waffles,
neutral
Listen also we’re uh, we’re watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.
neutral
Oh yeah!
joy
Yes, if the foxhole was lined with sandwiches.
neutral
Yeah, hero sandwiches.
neutral
Well you all know that I'm a pacifist so I'm not interested in war in any way.
neutral
But y'know what?
neutral
When the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all.
neutral
Not you Joey.
neutral
Oh my good God.
surprise
Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs.
neutral
Look, you have done enough! Okay? You have to stop this now.
anger
I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me.
joy
Oh, the mixed tape.
neutral
The Way You Look Tonight
joy
You are just the sweetest.
joy
No! You’re the sweetest!
joy
Hey!
joy
Hey!
joy
Hey, guess what I’m doing tonight.
neutral
What?
neutral
I’m checking out the restaurant with Pete.
neutral
Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you.
joy
Wait-wait-wait! Wait!!
non-neutral
So honey this uh, this threesome thing umm, I mean how-how are you gonna start to find
neutral
Ooh, actually I’ve been making a list of all the women I know who might be into doing this!
joy
Oh. Wow! Huh. Boy! Well, someone’s been doing their homework.
surprise
Yeah. Ooh, and I know Gail Rosten is in there twice, but she is so
neutral
Oh, I know. Y’know, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda
neutral
Oh, me too.
neutral
and then, we could’ve gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar!
joy
Ross, it just wouldn’t have been feasible.
neutral
But having a dove place the ring on your finger would’ve been no problem?
non-neutral
It was really fun being married to you tonight.
joy
Yeah! And! And, it was the easiest 400 bucks I’ve ever made.
joy
Okay Ross, can I uh, can I ask you something?
non-neutral
Yeah.
neutral
That proposal, at the planetarium
neutral
I know, I know it was stupid.
sadness
Are you kidding?!
surprise
With the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars!
joy
It was…really wonderful!
joy
Did you just make that up?
surprise
No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out.
neutral
It’s how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
neutral
Well, that would’ve been very hard to say no too.
neutral
It’s a good thing I didn’t do it, because it sounds like it would’ve been a very expensive wedding. Okay, good night
neutral
Goodnight
neutral
Even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn’t get messed up?
neutral
I will think about it.
neutral
That’s all I’m askin’
neutral
You guys! It was bananas, cream, and beef! I-I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldn’t feel bad!
surprise
Well actually, I-I didn’t eat mine. It’s still in the bathroom.
non-neutral
No it isn’t, I ate that.
neutral
Well we left ours in Monica’s bedroom.
neutral
Nope, got it and I got yours too.
neutral
Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I don’t really know what happened with that.
neutral
And that’s I’m so glad… there’s no problem.
joy
That’s fine, actually I’m on the hiring committee, so there’ll be at least one friendly face.
neutral
Ohh! That’s great!
joy
You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the
neutral
Really?!
surprise
No-ho-ho!
non-neutral
Yeah.
neutral
I mean, no-no-no-no-no, don’t you worry, I’m sure with your qualifications you won’t need to sleep with some guy to get that job.
neutral
Although, I might need some convincing.
neutral
Well, I, umm
non-neutral
Kidding! God, I feel wild today!
joy
Oh my God! Chandler just left though!
surprise
Yeah but, maybe it’s not what we think. Maybe it’s tell Monica I’m sorry I…drank the last of the milk.
neutral
Or maybe he-he was writing to tell her that-that he’s changed his name, y’know? Tell Monica I’m sorry.
neutral
I think it means he freaked out and left!
surprise
Don’t be so negative! Good God! Isn’t it possible that Sorry is sitting in there right now?!
non-neutral
Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?
non-neutral
Look—Okay, I’m just gonna—I’m gonna have to go find him and bring him back!
neutral
Okay?
neutral
You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?
neutral
Okay.
neutral
Okay
neutral
I will, I will find him.
neutral
Hey!
joy