EgoLifeCap/Transcript/A1_JAKE/DAY6/A1_JAKE_DAY6_11000000.srt

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Tasha: 交
Tasha: Pay

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其他人：交易费
Others: Transaction fee

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Tasha: 哦哦我知道
Tasha: Oh, I know

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Tasha: 可以
Tasha: Alright

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Tasha: 这对空气是有意义的
Tasha: This has some significance for the air

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Tasha: 嗯有意义
Tasha: Yeah, meaningful

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Tasha: 两块钱一个
Tasha: Two yuan each

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Tasha: 哈哈
Tasha: Haha

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其他人：你要多少
Others: How many do you want?

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其他人：就一个没问题
Others: Just one, no problem

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Tasha: 要一个
Tasha: I want one

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Tasha: 这也没问题
Tasha: That's fine

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其他人：我跟你说
Others: Let me tell you

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其他人：你现在是两块钱买
Others: You are buying for two yuan now

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其他人：随便转不找
Others: You can transfer without change

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Tasha: 是的好
Tasha: Yes, okay

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Tasha: 真的
Tasha: Really

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其他人：你找到两块钱都找不着啊
Others: You can't even find two yuan

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Tasha: 哈哈哈不是
Tasha: Hahaha, no

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Tasha: 万一没有一个人买怎么办
Tasha: What if no one buys it?

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Tasha: 不是这有什么
Tasha: Isn't this

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Tasha: 这有什么用
Tasha: What's the point of this?

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Tasha: 这有什么用啊
Tasha: What's the use of this?

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Tasha: 谁谁
Tasha: Who

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Tasha: 像个像个宣传组织
Tasha: Like a promotional organization

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Tasha: 那虚拟货币它最终有什么用呢
Tasha: So what's the use of virtual currency in the end?

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Tasha: 比如比特币
Tasha: Like Bitcoin

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Tasha: 就当现实的钱来花吗
Tasha: Do you just spend it like real money?

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Tasha: 嗯那我如果花两块钱买一个
Tasha: Hmm, so if I spend two yuan to buy one

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Tasha: 我可以用一个ego币
Tasha: Can I use an ego coin

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Tasha: 去买一瓶矿泉水吗
Tasha: to buy a bottle of mineral water?

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其他人：可以啊只要矿泉水的拥有者
Others: Yes, as long as the owner of the mineral water

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其他人：他认可了你的币
Others: accepts your coin.

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Tasha: 哦这样子啊
Tasha: Oh, I see.

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其他人：一切都建立在一个互相共识的机制上
Others: Everything is based on a mutual consensus mechanism.

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Tasha: 啊这样子
Tasha: Ah, I get it.

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Tasha: 懂了
Tasha: Understood.

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Tasha: 我相信你
Tasha: I believe you.

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Tasha: 哈哈
Tasha: Haha.

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其他人：不是不是不是
Others: No, no, no.

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其他人：另外一个女的
Others: It's another woman.

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其他人：我们是把那150个全藏了
Others: We hid all 150 coins.

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Jake:不不不藏20个
Jake: No, no, no, hide 20 coins.

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Tasha: 那150个ego币
Tasha: Those 150 ego coins.

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其他人：你让他们非死非活只能找到20个币
Others: You make them struggle and only find 20 coins.

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Tasha: 那比特币的话
Tasha: What about Bitcoin?

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Tasha: 最后
Tasha: In the end...

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Jake:不不不剩剩下的
Jake: No, no, no, the rest,

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Jake:他们要赚钱
Jake: they need to earn money.

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Jake:就是他们要打体赚钱
Jake: They need to work to earn money.

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Tasha: 一开始是谁把他们炒起来捧红的呢
Tasha: So who promoted and made them popular at the beginning?

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Jake:所以150个差不多
Jake: So 150 is about right.

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Tasha: 不知道呀
Tasha: I have no idea.

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Tasha: 那人家创始人跟我们这创始人不一样
Tasha: The founders are different from our founders.

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Tasha: 所以
Tasha: So...

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其他人：比特币牛逼啊
Others: Bitcoin is awesome.

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Tasha: 价值提升也不一样吧
Tasha: The value increase is different too, right?

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Tasha: 虚拟货币的人
Tasha: People in virtual currency...

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Tasha: 虚拟货币可能以后用在元宇宙比较多
Tasha: Virtual currency might be used more in the metaverse in the future.

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Tasha: 是吗
Tasha: Right?

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Tasha: 就建立那套经济体系嘛
Tasha: Just to establish that economic system.

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Tasha: 就用虚拟货币
Tasha: Using virtual currency.

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Tasha: 所以以后币是不是越来越多
Tasha: So will there be more coins in the future?

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Tasha: 开创一个ego小镇
Tasha: Create an ego town.

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Tasha: 然后跟比特小镇建立联盟关系
Tasha: Then establish an alliance with Bitcoin town.

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Tasha: 哈哈哈然后有一个统一的货币银行
Tasha: Hahaha, then there will be a unified currency bank.

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Tasha: 可以进行一个汇率转换
Tasha: To handle currency exchange rates.

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其他人：没有没有
Others: No, no.

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其他人： 这个
Others: That...

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其他人：虚拟货币的核心目标就是把银行干掉
Other: The core goal of virtual currency is to eliminate banks.

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其他人：就是我们在网上买任何的币都是
Other: That means whenever we buy any currency online,

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其他人：都是PUP的哦
Other: it's all PUP.

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其他人：所以中国给他干掉
Other: That's why China eliminated it.

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Tasha: 哈哈哈
Tasha: Hahaha

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Tasha: 确实而且中国有好多实体经济
Tasha: Indeed, and China has a lot of real economy.

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Tasha: 他就不允许袁云舟的出现
Tasha: So it doesn't allow the emergence of Yuan Yunzhou.

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Tasha: 在大力打
Tasha: They're cracking down hard.

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Tasha: 大力打击
Tasha: Cracking down hard.

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Tasha: 他就是想要实体经济嘛
Tasha: They just want a real economy.

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其他人：只要未来太发达了
Other: As long as the future is too advanced,

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其他人：每个人能一秒钟瞬移过来
Other: everyone could teleport in a second.

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其他人：觉自由基就挺好
Other: Free radicals would be great.

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其他人：现在网络上自由基太可怕了
Other: Now, free radicals on the internet are terrifying.

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其他人：因为他这一般是先把币给的
Other: Because they usually give the currency first.

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其他人：然后在银行卡打钱
Other: Then transfer money into the bank account.

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Tasha: 不错很看好你们的项目
Tasha: Not bad, I'm optimistic about your project.

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Tasha: 我投两块钱哈哈哈
Tasha: I'll invest two bucks, hahaha.

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Jake:哈哈哈哈
Jake: Hahahaha

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Jake:你过了五年吧
Jake: Give it five years.

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其他人：过了三年你就买不到了
Other: In three years, you won't be able to buy it.

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Tasha: 真的吗好
Tasha: Really? Okay.

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Tasha: 那我再加注5块
Tasha: Then I'll add five more bucks.

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其他人：从第一个人找到第一个币
Other: From the first person who found the first currency,

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其他人：那个就已经变了
Other: it has already changed.

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Jake:噢噢噢
Jake: Oh, oh, oh.

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Tasha: 哦
Tasha: Oh.

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Tasha: 行那我投10块
Tasha: Okay, I'll invest ten bucks.

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其他人：没问题 10块钱买一个币啊
Other: No problem, ten bucks for one currency.

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Tasha: 啊又10块钱买一个了
Tasha: Ah, I bought another one for ten bucks.

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Tasha: 怎么这么低起价
Tasha: Why is it so cheap?

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Tasha: 不如两块钱一个啊可以
Tasha: Why not two bucks for one? That works too.

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其他人：十块钱买5个币
Other: Ten bucks for five currencies.

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Jake:呵买游戏币
Jake: Haha, buying game currency.

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Jake:当游戏
Jake: Just like a game.

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Jake:那个那边走
Jake: Move over there.

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Jake:哎这什么神奇走位
Jake: Hey, what kind of magical move is this?

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Jake:跑错了跑错了
Jake: Went the wrong way, went the wrong way.

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Jake:你干嘛呢
Jake: What are you doing?

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Jake:要买东西啊
Jake: You need to buy things.

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Jake:踏进去了
Jake: Stepped in.

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Tasha: 这么多快递
Tasha: So many packages.

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Tasha: 彩票店呢
Tasha: Where's the lottery shop?

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Jake:嗯彩票
Jake: Hmm, lottery.

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Tasha: 彩票店呢
Tasha: Where's the lottery shop?

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Jake:彩票店那边
Jake: The lottery shop is over there.

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Jake:不着急不着急
Jake: No rush, no rush.

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Jake:先取快递
Jake: Let's get the packages first.

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Jake:在哪
Jake: Where are they?

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Tasha: 先取快递
Tasha: Let's get the packages first.

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Jake:然后再刮彩票
Jake: Then we'll scratch the lottery tickets.

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Jake:哈哈哈哈
Jake: Hahaha.

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Tasha: 哈哈
Tasha: Haha.

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Tasha: 我负责取我的
Tasha: I'll get mine.

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Tasha: 你负责取群里面其他人的是吧
Tasha: You get the others' from the group, right?

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Jake:呃不差不多了
Jake: Uh, not exactly.

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Jake:不是你你这边取20个
Jake: No, you pick up 20 here.

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Jake:别人取4个
Jake: Others pick up 4.

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Jake:那你取20个
Jake: You get 20.

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Jake:我们取4个
Jake: We get 4.

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Jake:我们一人取两个
Jake: We each get two.

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其他人：好你有20个
Others: Okay, you have 20.

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Jake:他有20个
Jake: He's got 20.

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Jake:他是真牛逼
Jake: He's amazing.

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Tasha: 没有人替我取啊
Tasha: No one is picking up for me?

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Jake:我们我们
Jake: We, we...

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Jake:就算替你取
Jake: We'll pick up for you.

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Jake:我感觉昨天取不过来
Jake: I feel like we couldn't pick them all up yesterday.

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Jake:但是今天我们三个人要打车了
Jake: But today, the three of us need to take a taxi.

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Jake:我估计
Jake: I guess.

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Jake:不要了不要了看看瞧
Jake: No, no, let's see.

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Tasha: 我买的性价比都很高
Tasha: What I bought has great value.

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Tasha: 你知道吧
Tasha: You know?

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Tasha: 500块钱
Tasha: 500 yuan.

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Tasha: 9707
Tasha: 9707.

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Tasha: 没查到
Tasha: Couldn't find it.

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Tasha: 我们是去养老院呀
Tasha: We're going to the nursing home?

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Jake:养啊养老院是什么
Jake: Nursing home? What's that?

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Jake:这不是养老院
Jake: This isn't a nursing home.

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Jake:养老院在哪
Jake: Where's the nursing home?

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其他人：那个哦
Others: That one, oh.

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Jake:那个就都都都在那吗
Jake: Is that all there?

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其他人：一个没有啊
Others: There's none.

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Jake:邻里驿站是那个
Jake: The neighborhood station is that one.

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其他人：那个
Others: That one.

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Jake:哦
Jake: Oh.

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Jake:这么回事
Jake: So that's how it is.

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Jake:他他的这些都在
Jake: All of his stuff is here.

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Jake:你都在
Jake: You're all here.

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Tasha: 都在养老院

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Jake:我靠再见我
Jake: Damn, goodbye me.

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Tasha: 你你你你真的认识路吗
Tasha: Do you really know the way?

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Jake:认识我认识
Jake: I know, I know.

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Jake:我认识
Jake: I know.

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Tasha: 我真认识
Tasha: I really know.

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Tasha: 你真的不会走错路吗
Tasha: Are you sure you won't get lost?

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Tasha: 我绝对不会走错的
Tasha: I definitely won't get lost.

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Jake:这这是真道啊
Jake: This is the right way.

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Jake:一般都是在这先切磋一遍
Jake: Usually, we practice here first.

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Jake:我怎么知道你都在
Jake: How would I know you're all here?

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Jake:就是一个菜鸟都没有啊
Jake: There's not even a newbie here.

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Jake:是吧
Jake: Right?

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Jake:一个菜鸟都没有
Jake: Not a single newbie.

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Jake:你看看还有多少电
Jake: Check how much battery is left.

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Jake:卧槽我他妈没冲啊
Jake: Damn, I didn't charge it.

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Jake:还有多少
Jake: How much is left?

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Tasha: 没看到呀
Tasha: I can't see it.

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Tasha: 还有多少呢
Tasha: How much is left?

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Tasha: 35
Tasha: 35.

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Jake:35
Jake: 35.

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Tasha: thirty five
Tasha: Thirty-five.

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Tasha: 35
Tasha: 35.

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Jake:怎么好
Jake: That's good.

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Tasha: 这么好我给二年级小孩辅导哎哈哈
Tasha: That's great, I'm tutoring second graders, haha.

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Jake:这么牛逼
Jake: That's impressive.

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Jake:多少钱
Jake: How much?

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Tasha: 200块钱一个小时
Tasha: 200 RMB per hour.

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Jake:卧槽
Jake: Damn.

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Jake:我应该我应该也会
Jake: I think I can do it too.

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Jake:哈哈
Jake: Haha.

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Tasha: 对啊
Tasha: Yeah.

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Jake:二年级小孩我应该还能hold住的
Jake: I should still be able to handle second graders.

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Tasha: 是的呀
Tasha: Yes.

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Jake:哈哈哈初中
Jake: Hahaha, middle schoolers...

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Tasha: 哈哈哈
Tasha: Hahaha.

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Jake:为什么hold不住的
Jake: Why can't I handle them?

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其他人：有点难
Others: It's a bit hard.

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Jake:嗯
Jake: Hmm.

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Jake:小学小学
Jake: Elementary school, elementary school.

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Jake:你教什么
Jake: What do you teach?

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Jake:哈喽are you from Singapore
Jake: Hello, are you from Singapore?

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Tasha: 教书本上的内容哈哈哈
Tasha: Teaching the stuff in the books, hahaha.

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Jake:200块钱
Jake: 200 bucks.

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Jake:他家长为什么这么有钱
Jake: Why are their parents so rich?

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Tasha: 北京你搞不懂的
Tasha: It's Beijing, you wouldn't understand.

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Tasha: 如果我是名师我就1,000块一个小时了
Tasha: If I were a famous teacher, I'd charge 1,000 bucks an hour.

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Jake:咳
Jake: Cough.

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Jake:咳
Jake: Cough.

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Jake:小学二年级1,000块钱一小时
Jake: 1,000 bucks an hour for second grade?

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Tasha: 小学是小学是200多啊
Tasha: Elementary school is more like 200 something.

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Jake:初中
Jake: Middle school.

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Tasha: 初中就是四五百了
Tasha: Middle school is about 400-500.

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Jake:四五百一小时
Jake: 400-500 an hour?

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Tasha: 嗯高中名校一节课3,000
Tasha: Yeah, high school at a prestigious school is 3,000 a session.

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Jake:一节课是多久
Jake: How long is a session?

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Jake:45分钟一个小时 3,000
Jake: 45 minutes to an hour, 3,000 bucks?

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Tasha: 一个小时吧
Tasha: About an hour.

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Tasha: 1.5个小时
Tasha: 1.5 hours.

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Tasha: 当然是一对一了
Tasha: Of course, it's one-on-one.

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Jake:一个人吧
Jake: One person, right?

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Jake:一对一
Jake: One-on-one.

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Jake:一小时3,000
Jake: 3,000 an hour.

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Tasha: 你要是名师OK
Tasha: If you're a famous teacher, okay.

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Jake:名师是得多名
Jake: How famous do you have to be?

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Tasha: 不知道呀
Tasha: I don't know.

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Tasha: 我不是
Tasha: I'm not one.

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Tasha: 我也教不高
Tasha: I don't teach high school.

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Tasha: 教不了高中
Tasha: I can't teach high school.

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Tasha: 没有了解过那方面
Tasha: I haven't looked into that.

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Jake:哦高中
Jake: Oh, high school.

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Jake:太难了hold不住了
Jake: It's too hard, I can't hold on anymore.

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Tasha: 我之前还看到一条消息说呃
Tasha: I saw a message before that said, um...

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Tasha: 过年十天
Tasha: During the ten days of the New Year...

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Tasha: 就是从大年初三到大年初十三
Tasha: From the third to the thirteenth day of the lunar new year.

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Jake:还大年初三
Jake: The third day of the lunar new year?

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Jake:找啥子头啥子头
Jake: What are you talking about?

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Tasha: 找一个清华北大的什么山
Tasha: Find a Tsinghua or Peking University student, something like that...

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Tasha: 然后住家住十天是多少万
Tasha: And live with them for ten days, how many tens of thousands would that cost?

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Tasha: 真的
Tasha: Really.

239
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Tasha: 当时这条信息我看到
Tasha: When I saw that message...

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Tasha: 只恨自己不是清华北大的
Tasha: I just hated that I wasn't from Tsinghua or Peking University.

241
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Tasha: 不然就跑到人家家住10天
Tasha: Otherwise, I'd go live at someone's house for ten days.

242
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Jake:可以啊
Jake: That works.

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Tasha: 哦这呢
Tasha: Oh, here it is.

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其他人：包食住2万10天
Others: All-inclusive for food and stay, 20,000 for ten days.

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Tasha: 包吃住2万10天
Tasha: All-inclusive for food and stay, 20,000 for ten days.

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Jake:2万10天
Jake: 20,000 for ten days.

247
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Jake:那还一般
Jake: That's not bad.

248
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Jake:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Jake: Hahahahahahaha

249
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Jake:不一般不一般
Jake: Not bad at all.

250
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Tasha: 又不是让你24小时教他
Tasha: It's not like you have to teach them 24 hours a day.

251
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Tasha: 一天就教几个小时吧
Tasha: Just teach a few hours a day.

252
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Tasha: 语数英早上一门中午一门晚上一门
Tasha: Chinese, Math, English, one subject in the morning, one at noon, and one at night.

253
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Tasha: 不就学完了
Tasha: Then it's done.

254
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Tasha: 哈哈哈
Tasha: Hahaha

255
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Jake:对我们只能hold住小学跟大学
Jake: Yeah, we can only handle elementary and university levels.

256
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Tasha: 哈哈哈哈
Tasha: Hahahaha

257
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Jake:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Jake: Hahahahahahaha

258
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Tasha: 我也觉得
Tasha: I think so too.

259
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Tasha: 目前我干的也是这两个业务哈
Tasha: That's what I'm doing right now, those two things.

260
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Jake:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Jake: Hahahahahahaha

261
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Tasha: 哈
Tasha: Ha.

262
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Tasha: 这鸡怎么这么懒
Tasha: Why is this chicken so lazy?

263
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Jake:懒
Jake: Lazy.

264
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Tasha: 到现在才开始吃大米
Tasha: It's only now starting to eat rice.

265
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Jake:哈哈哈哈
Jake: Hahahaha

266
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Tasha: 几点了都
Tasha: What time is it already?

267
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Jake:这这怎么就养老院了呢
Jake: How did this turn into a retirement home?

268
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Tasha: 你好 9707
Tasha: Hello, 9707.

269
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Tasha: 是的
Tasha: Yes.

270
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Jake:你是一个一个报啊还是一起报
Jake: Are you reporting one by one or all at once?

271
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Jake:咱不咱
Jake: Are we not...

272
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Jake:咱不在这住
Jake: Are we not living here?

273
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Tasha: 他们刚刚没有菜鸟驿站的快递吗
Tasha: Didn't they just have no Cainiao logistics?

274
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Jake:没有
Jake: No.

275
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Tasha: 对是的
Tasha: Yes, that's right.

276
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Jake:给点给点给点给点
Jake: Give some, give some, give some.

277
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Jake:不给不给
Jake: Not giving, not giving.

278
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Jake:不给就不给了
Jake: If not giving, then not giving.

279
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Tasha: 那等等还有
Tasha: Wait, there's more.

280
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其他人：你都买的什么
Others: What did you buy?

281
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Tasha: 你看嘛
Tasha: Just look.

282
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Jake:你这个收拾你要收拾一天吧
Jake: You're going to spend a whole day sorting this out, right?

283
00:13:12,466 --> 00:13:13,666
Tasha: 所以我很着急
Tasha: That's why I'm in a hurry.

284
00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:15,333
Jake:也对
Jake: True.

285
00:13:16,366 --> 00:13:18,033
Tasha: 昨天晚上我就哭了
Tasha: I cried last night.

286
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,366
Tasha: 来不及了
Tasha: There's no time.

287
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:22,633
其他人：为什么你的发的太慢了
Others: Why are you so slow in shipping?

288
00:13:22,633 --> 00:13:23,433
其他人： 你买的太慢
Others: You buy too slowly.

289
00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:25,766
Jake:取的太慢
Jake: Picking up too slow.

290
00:13:27,366 --> 00:13:28,600
Tasha: 买太多了
Tasha: Bought too much.

291
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,566
Tasha: 你看如果买只j cat就直接解决了
Tasha: If you just bought J Cat, it would be solved directly.

292
00:13:34,366 --> 00:13:35,166
Jake:嗯
Jake: Hmm.

293
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,233
Tasha: 哎取快递在哪里
Tasha: Hey, where to pick up the package?

294
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Tasha: 看看他们的12
Tasha: Look at their 12.

295
00:13:43,266 --> 00:13:44,066
Tasha: 3
Tasha: 3.

296
00:13:45,633 --> 00:13:46,433
Tasha: 4
Tasha: 4.

297
00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,100
Tasha: 哦他们就4个
Tasha: Oh, they just have 4.

298
00:13:50,233 --> 00:13:50,900
Jake:啊
Jake: Ah.

299
00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:51,733
其他人：你取完了
Others: Have you finished picking up?

300
00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:52,433
Jake:你取完了
Jake: Have you finished picking up?

301
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:53,600
Tasha: 不知道呀
Tasha: I don't know.

302
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,100
Jake:没有我这还有两个呢
Jake: No, I still have two more.

303
00:13:58,300 --> 00:13:59,666
Tasha: 海边奶茶店
Tasha: Beachside milk tea shop.

304
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:02,466
Tasha: 这是什么
Tasha: What is this?

305
00:14:03,266 --> 00:14:04,566
Tasha: 奶油泡泡盅
Tasha: Cream bubble cup.

306
00:14:05,466 --> 00:14:06,400
Tasha: 这是什么
Tasha: What is this?

307
00:14:07,233 --> 00:14:08,066
Tasha: 17代
Tasha: Generation 17.

308
00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,233
Jake:是什么
Jake: What is it?

309
00:14:09,466 --> 00:14:10,400
Tasha: 不知道呀
Tasha: I don't know.

310
00:14:11,933 --> 00:14:12,966
Jake:这是你的吗
Jake: Is this yours?

311
00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:16,500
Jake:是你的
Jake: It's yours.

312
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:19,000
Jake:不知道是真牛逼
Jake: I don't know, it's really impressive.

313
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:21,700
Jake:放也放一下哈

314
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,400
Jake:我觉得我不行啊
Jake: I don't think I can do it.

315
00:14:31,966 --> 00:14:32,766
其他人：卧槽
Others: Whoa!

316
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,166
Jake:你你能行啊
Jake: You, you can do it.

317
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,166
Jake:我是不行的
Jake: I can't do it.

318
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,766
Jake:我们要分好几趟
Jake: We need to split it into several trips.

319
00:14:40,766 --> 00:14:41,800
Jake:打车我估计
Jake: Probably need to take a cab.

320
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:43,633
其他人：卧槽
Others: Whoa!

321
00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:48,033
其他人：我草你是我姐
Others: Whoa, you're my sister.

322
00:14:48,966 --> 00:14:50,033
Jake:你你是我姐
Jake: You, you're my sister.

323
00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:51,700
Jake:你小子你还能住一天啊
Jake: Kid, you can stay another day.

324
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Jake:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Jake: Hahahahahaha.

325
00:14:58,533 --> 00:14:59,933
其他人：哈哈
Others: Haha.

326
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Jake:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Jake: Hahahahahaha.

327
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Tasha: 退掉一下吧
Tasha: Just cancel it.

328
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:08,900
Tasha: 现在就退掉
Tasha: Cancel it now.

329
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:10,200
Jake:取没取完没关系
Jake: It's fine if it's not all taken.

330
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,166
Jake:你拿走你拿
Jake: Just take what you need.

331
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:12,366
Jake:拿回宿舍去
Jake: Take it back to the dorm.

332
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:13,733
Jake:或者够我一点
Jake: Or give me a bit.

333
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,100
Tasha: 分你一点啊
Tasha: Give you a bit?

334
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:15,933
Jake:分我一点啊
Jake: Give me a bit?

335
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:16,966
Tasha: 行分你
Tasha: Sure, I'll give you some.

336
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:18,833
Tasha: 你到时候看中啥就直接拿走
Tasha: Just take what you like when the time comes.

337
00:15:18,733 --> 00:15:19,100
Jake:好
Jake: Okay.

338
00:15:23,466 --> 00:15:24,266
Tasha: 还有吗
Tasha: Is there more?

339
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,433
Jake:你自己的还没弄完呢
Jake: You haven't finished your own stuff yet.

340
00:15:28,966 --> 00:15:30,566
Jake:嘿嘿
Jake: Hehe.

341
00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:35,566
Jake:来的不巧啊
Jake: Bad timing.

342
00:15:34,966 --> 00:15:36,633
Tasha: 你等会把群里面的报一下吧
Tasha: Report it in the group later.

343
00:15:36,633 --> 00:15:37,866
Tasha: 我不好意思了
Tasha: I'm embarrassed.

344
00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:39,966
Jake:我来包我来包我来包
Jake: I'll pack, I'll pack, I'll pack.

345
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,500
Jake:你不放一会啊
Jake: Aren't you gonna put it down for a bit?

346
00:15:42,533 --> 00:15:43,400
Jake:啊没有
Jake: Oh no.

347
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Tasha: 上面还有两个哎哦哦
Tasha: There are still two on top, oh oh.

348
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Jake:哦不不不
Jake: Oh no no no.

349
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:51,133
Jake:就这俩然后姜维亚俩
Jake: Just these two, then Ginger and Wei.

350
00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:52,766
Tasha: 还有吗
Tasha: Are there any more?

351
00:15:53,766 --> 00:15:54,633
Tasha: 还有几个
Tasha: How many more are there?

352
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,600
Tasha: 还有几个啊那就好
Tasha: How many more? Oh, that's good.

353
00:15:58,033 --> 00:15:58,833
Jake:可以
Jake: Okay.

354
00:16:02,366 --> 00:16:03,166
Tasha: 这什么
Tasha: What's this?

355
00:16:03,366 --> 00:16:06,300
Jake:这什么这什么点点
Jake: What's this? What's this? Point it out.

356
00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:13,466
Tasha: 这是什么
Tasha: What is this?

357
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:19,366
Jake:好我又有了啊
Jake: Alright, I got another one.

358
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,400
Tasha: 不知道呀洋甘菊
Tasha: I don't know, chamomile.

359
00:16:19,366 --> 00:16:24,600
Jake:7这个 735003235003
Jake: 7, this 735003235003.

360
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,366
Tasha: 你看这个买了之后清明节还能再用上
Tasha: Look, we can use this again during Qingming Festival.

361
00:16:44,366 --> 00:16:45,666
Tasha: 啊清明节下一年啊
Tasha: Oh, next year's Qingming Festival.

362
00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:48,100
Jake:清明节
Jake: Qingming Festival.

363
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:48,166
其他人：你他妈这么早过清明节啊
Others: Are you celebrating Qingming Festival this early?

364
00:16:49,866 --> 00:16:51,066
Tasha: 清明节下一年了吗
Tasha: Is it already next year's Qingming Festival?

365
00:16:50,633 --> 00:16:51,733
其他人：这么早过清明节
Others: Celebrating Qingming Festival this early?

366
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:54,066
Tasha: 你看这刚好用得上
Tasha: Look, it's just perfect for it.

367
00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:53,633
Jake:呵呵
Jake: Haha.

368
00:16:54,366 --> 00:16:55,233
Jake:这么刚好啊
Jake: Just perfect, huh?

369
00:16:55,233 --> 00:16:57,100
Jake:呵呵呵呵
Jake: Haha.

370
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:57,300
Tasha: 啊什么
Tasha: What?

371
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,000
Jake:这么刚好啊
Jake: Just perfect, huh?

372
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,166
Jake:呵呵还有啊
Jake: Haha, there’s more.

373
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:05,333
Jake:132563和722563
Jake: 132563 and 722563.

374
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,433
Tasha: 真的吗那我现在退了吧
Tasha: Really? Then I should return it now.

375
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:09,633
Jake:来再来两个
Jake: Come on, get two more.

376
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,000
Jake:我们规划一下吧
Jake: Let's plan a bit.

377
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,800
Jake:想想办法
Jake: Think of a way.

378
00:17:24,233 --> 00:17:25,433
Tasha: 没想到我们取完
Tasha: Didn't expect that after we finished,

379
00:17:25,433 --> 00:17:27,200
Tasha: 后面已经堆了这么多人了
Tasha: there would be so many people behind us.

380
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,933
Jake:不是我们的啊
Jake: Not ours, huh?

381
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:34,933
Jake:呃72呃 2563和132563 嗯
Jake: Uh, 72, uh, 2563 and 132563, hmm.

382
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:38,500
其他人：好吧
Others: Okay.

383
00:17:40,033 --> 00:17:41,933
Jake:牛批一个抵5个
Jake: Awesome, one equals five.

384
00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:45,633
Jake:咱还没取完呢咱
Jake: We haven't finished yet.

385
00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:47,000
Jake:咱太能买了咱
Jake: We can really buy a lot.

386
00:18:02,533 --> 00:18:03,133
Jake:好没了
Jake: Alright, that's it.

387
00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:03,933
Jake:谢谢
Jake: Thanks.

388
00:18:04,566 --> 00:18:07,300
Jake:几个啊这是
Jake: How many are these?

389
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:09,300
Jake:4个吗刚刚不是拿了两
Jake: Four? Didn't we just take two?

390
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:10,100
Jake:个吗
Jake: This, right?

391
00:18:10,566 --> 00:18:12,633
Jake:是吧是嗯
Jake: Right, yeah.

392
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,666
Tasha: 是吧
Tasha: Right?

393
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,100
Jake:吓我一跳
Jake: You scared me.

394
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:15,933
Jake:顺拿一张纸
Jake: Grab a piece of paper.

395
00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:17,033
Tasha: 怎么办嘞
Tasha: What should we do?

396
00:18:18,066 --> 00:18:18,866
Tasha: 怎么办
Tasha: What to do?

397
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,933
Jake:抱走还是打车啊

398
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,433
Jake:抱着走啊

399
00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:22,633
Tasha: 抱着走
Tasha: Pack it up and go.

400
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:24,100
其他人：那我拿一下啊
Others: I'll grab it.

401
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:26,933
Jake:完了啊偷不到了
Jake: It's done, can't steal it now.

402
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:28,800
其他人：呵给我来一个
Others: Hey, give me one.

403
00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:31,833
Tasha: 你东西这么多
Tasha: You have so much stuff.

404
00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:33,433
Tasha: 你你都不忘记
Tasha: You don't forget anything.

405
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:34,833
其他人：小偷不是偷
Others: Thieves don't steal.

406
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,533
Jake:呵呵读书人
Jake: Haha, scholars.

407
00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:38,233
Tasha: 读书人拿东西叫偷吗
Tasha: Do scholars taking things count as stealing?

408
00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:38,766
Jake:对读书人呢
Jake: Yeah, scholars.

409
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,300
Tasha: 各取所需罢了
Tasha: Just taking what they need.

410
00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:41,933
Jake:这个能捡
Jake: This can be picked up.

411
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,600
Jake:这个能放进去吗
Jake: Can this be put in?

412
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:45,800
Jake:这是要剪啊
Jake: Does this need to be cut?

413
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,000
Jake:一会要系一下啊
Jake: It needs to be tied later.

414
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:50,966
Jake:啊呵呵呵
Jake: Ah, hahaha.

415
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,800
Tasha: 哈哈走吧
Tasha: Haha, let's go.

416
00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:12,233
Tasha: 给我给我给我
Tasha: Give me, give me, give me.

417
00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:12,433
Jake:呵呵
Jake: Haha.

418
00:19:15,466 --> 00:19:16,900
Tasha: 还刮彩票吗

419
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,833
Jake:刮不了了

420
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,666
Tasha: 我跟你说这个寓意叫满载而归
Tasha: I'm telling you, it means you'll return with a full load.

421
00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:23,200
Tasha: 你现在去彩彩彩票店
Tasha: If you go to the lottery store now.

422
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,766
Tasha: 就可以刮100万回家

423
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,766
Jake:那你刮不到一百万你在那边刮
Jake: If you can't scratch 1 million, you scratch there.

424
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,233
Jake:啊你刮不到100万你就在那边刮
Jake: If you can't scratch 1 million, you scratch there.

425
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,533
Jake:哈哈哈啊
Jake: Hahaha.

426
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,400
Tasha: 哈哈
Tasha: Haha.

427
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:35,566
其他人：你觉得那要有几百万我自己拿全款
Others: If you think there's millions, I'd take the full amount.

428
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,900
其他人：没有的话你给我报销
Others: If there's none, you reimburse me.

429
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:38,800
Tasha: 哈
Tasha: Ha.

430
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,200
其他人：有的话分你99万
Other People: If there is, I'll give you 990,000.

431
00:19:41,233 --> 00:19:42,566
其他人：我拿1万就行
Other People: I'll just take 10,000.

432
00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:47,633
Tasha: 今天星期几啊
Tasha: What day is it today?

433
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:49,166
Jake:星期天
Jake: It's Sunday.

434
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,466
Tasha: 今天星期天
Tasha: Today is Sunday.

435
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:52,500
Jake:嗯
Jake: Yep.

436
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:56,633
Tasha: 怎么了怎么了怎么了
Tasha: What's going on, what's going on, what's going on?

437
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,700
Tasha: 再扔一个上来
Tasha: Throw another one up here.

438
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,100
Jake:小事求之做
Jake: Small things are easy to do.

439
00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:14,233
Jake:哦怎么怎么偷啊
Jake: Oh, how do you steal it?

440
00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:14,000
Tasha: 打火机偷了一个好漂亮
Tasha: Stole a lighter, it's so pretty.

441
00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:18,633
Jake:哦这一段到底怎么处理
Jake: Oh, how do we handle this part?

442
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:24,933
Jake:哈哈哈哈就是之前秀说就是打打嘴炮
Jake: Hahaha, just like before, Shure said just talk trash.

443
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:28,633
Jake:我们这把是真的哈哈哈
Jake: This time we're serious, hahaha.

444
00:20:28,633 --> 00:20:30,433
Jake:你要不跟这个东西见面面去
Jake: Why don't you go meet this thing?

445
00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:34,600
Jake:哈哈哈哈哈哈
Jake: Hahahahahaha.

446
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,600
Jake:这东西怎么弄
Jake: How do we deal with this thing?

447
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,100
Jake:喂
Jake: Hello?

448
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:42,633
Jake:这两把眼镜
Jake: These two pairs of glasses.

449
00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:47,233
Jake:就比方说回去之后看到这就别人
Jake: For example, after we go back and see this, it's others.

450
00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:56,866
其他人：是个黑颜色个
Other People: It's a black color one.

451
00:20:56,866 --> 00:20:58,300
其他人：个信号
Other People: A signal.

452
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:03,833
其他人：以上都跟被被被窃人商量好的基本
Other People: All of the above were basically agreed upon with the stolen person.

453
00:21:03,866 --> 00:21:04,900
Tasha: 哈哈
Tasha: Haha.

454
00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:06,933
Jake:可以
Jake: Okay.

455
00:21:21,533 --> 00:21:23,433
Jake:当然你说会不会有人自己看呢
Jake: Of course, you say will anyone watch it themselves?

456
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,433
Jake:啊哈哈哈哈哈哈
Jake: Ahahahahahaha.

457
00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:31,133
Jake:哈哈哈
Jake: Hahaha.

458
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,200
其他人：见怪不怪了嗯
Other People: Not surprising anymore, hmm.

459
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:08,100
Tasha: 哈哈哈我看你的快递都到脖子了
Tasha: Hahaha, I see your packages are piled up to your neck.

460
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,200
Tasha: 还好三个
Tasha: Luckily, only three.

461
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:19,566
Jake:嗯你要昨天让我们领年华
Jake: Hmm, if you had asked us to pick them up yesterday.

462
00:22:20,433 --> 00:22:22,200
Jake:我觉得你回去日子不太好过
Jake: I think you wouldn't have had a good time going back.

463
00:22:21,433 --> 00:22:24,433
Tasha: 人昨天也就12个
Tasha: There were only 12 people yesterday.

464
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,933
Jake:哈哈哈
Jake: Hahaha.

465
00:22:28,033 --> 00:22:29,766
Tasha: 你都不知道我在学校
Tasha: You don't even know, at school.

466
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:31,666
Tasha: 我买烘焙东西买了80多个
Tasha: I bought over 80 baking items.

467
00:22:31,666 --> 00:22:33,100
Tasha: 我一个人取完的
Tasha: I picked them all up by myself.

468
00:22:33,133 --> 00:22:33,966
Jake:你怎么去
Jake: How did you go?

469
00:22:34,566 --> 00:22:35,433
Jake:你分几层啊
Jake: How many trips did you make?

470
00:22:35,433 --> 00:22:36,133
其他人：那么小的学校
Other: Such a small school

471
00:22:36,133 --> 00:22:39,133
其他人：要买电瓶车哈哈哈
Other: Need to buy an electric scooter, hahaha

472
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,133
Jake:你分几趟取的
Jake: How many trips did you make?

473
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,300
Tasha: 我一天去取20个
Tasha: I pick up 20 packages a day

474
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,433
Jake:一天取20个
Jake: 20 packages a day

475
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:47,966
Jake:80个发视频是吧
Jake: 80 packages for a video, right?

476
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,500
Jake:呵呵取货发视频
Jake: Haha, pick up packages, make videos

477
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,100
Jake:呵呵呵
Jake: Hahaha

478
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:55,200
Tasha: 我每天取快递拆快递就要一个小时
Tasha: It takes me an hour every day to pick up and unpack packages

479
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,866
Tasha: 我真受不了了
Tasha: I really can't take it anymore

480
00:22:56,966 --> 00:22:58,233
Tasha: 什么时候结工钱呀
Tasha: When will we get paid?

481
00:22:58,233 --> 00:22:59,033
Tasha: 老板
Tasha: Boss

482
00:22:59,233 --> 00:23:02,366
Tasha: 我听说他们都没有在活动前干活了
Tasha: I heard they all stopped working before the event

483
00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:09,100
Jake:什么先先结账
Jake: What, pay first?

484
00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:10,033
Jake:在干活是吧
Jake: Then work, right?

485
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:14,033
Tasha: 现结着我都把活干完了
Tasha: Pay me now and I'll finish the work

486
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,433
Tasha: 这里只限速5
Tasha: The speed limit here is 5

487
00:23:23,933 --> 00:23:25,200
Jake:我们没超速吧
Jake: We're not speeding, right?

488
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:26,300
Tasha: 我们
Tasha: We

489
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:28,566
Jake:哈哈哈哈哈
Jake: Hahahahaha

490
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,766
Tasha: 首先你要有四个轮子再谈这些

491
00:23:30,233 --> 00:23:31,533
Jake:哈不一定
Jake: Haha, not necessarily

492
00:23:31,533 --> 00:23:32,633
Jake:人应该能够
Jake: A person should be able to

493
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,100
Jake:人一人一小时能能跑5公里
Jake: A person can run 5 km in an hour

494
00:23:37,033 --> 00:23:38,966
Jake:对啊那人是能超速的
Jake: Yeah, a person can exceed the speed limit

495
00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:40,233
Jake:不需要四个轮子
Jake: No need for four wheels

496
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,033
其他人：发一早上消息不搭理我
Other: Sending messages all morning and not replying to me

497
00:23:49,133 --> 00:23:50,500
其他人：就问他为啥不搭理我
Other: Just ask him why he's not replying

498
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:51,300
其他人：刚看手机
Other: Just saw the phone

499
00:23:51,466 --> 00:23:52,566
其他人：谁信呢
Other: Who believes that

500
00:23:52,733 --> 00:23:54,666
Jake:谁信呢
Jake: Who believes that

501
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:09,900
Tasha: 受不了了
Tasha: Can't take it anymore

502
00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:16,500
Tasha: 好晒啊
Tasha: It's so sunny

503
00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:27,466
Tasha: 拿得下我说好晒
Tasha: I said it's so sunny

504
00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:32,900
Jake:呐左边一边不是INL
Jake: Look, the left side isn't INL

505
00:24:28,466 --> 00:24:31,200
Tasha: 没事啊彩票店在哪
Tasha: No problem, where's the lottery shop?

506
00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:33,933
Jake:你不是晒吗
Jake: Aren't you complaining about the sun?

507
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:36,900
Jake:对
Jake: Right

508
00:24:40,766 --> 00:24:41,733
Jake:这彩票店里面
Jake: This lottery shop

509
00:24:41,733 --> 00:24:43,200
Jake:既不晒还能赚钱
Jake: It's not sunny and you can make money

510
00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:44,766
Jake:有可能赚钱
Jake: It might make money.

511
00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:45,800
Jake:基本上亏钱
Jake: But basically, it loses money.

512
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,033
Jake:你赚多少钱
Jake: How much did you make?

513
00:24:48,033 --> 00:24:50,100
Jake:最多
Jake: At most?

514
00:24:49,366 --> 00:24:50,400
Tasha: 100块
Tasha: 100 bucks.

515
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:51,933
Jake:多少100
Jake: How much, 100?

516
00:24:51,966 --> 00:24:53,900
Jake:100
Jake: 100.

517
00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:54,733
Jake:20块赚100块
Jake: Turn 20 into 100 bucks?

518
00:24:55,466 --> 00:24:57,000
Tasha: 嗯二三十吧
Tasha: Yeah, around 20 or 30.

519
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,800
Tasha: 这是我的最高纪录了
Tasha: That's my highest record.

520
00:24:58,533 --> 00:24:59,533
Jake:嗯牛
Jake: Wow, impressive.

521
00:25:00,233 --> 00:25:01,300
Jake:你刮多少次
Jake: How many times have you scratched?

522
00:25:01,866 --> 00:25:03,000
Tasha: 刮多少次

523
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,733
Jake:你总共刮多少次
Jake: How many times in total?

524
00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:04,833
Jake:有100次吗
Jake: 100 times?

525
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:08,300
Jake:没有吧 50次 20次
Jake: No way, 50 times? 20 times?

526
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,433
Tasha: 没有吧
Tasha: No way.

527
00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:10,566
Tasha: 20次应该有了吧
Tasha: Maybe around 20 times?

528
00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:10,900
Jake:20次
Jake: 20 times.

529
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,066
Tasha: 出去玩只要走在街
Tasha: Whenever I go out and walk on the street,

530
00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:15,066
Tasha: 街上该溜子就没事干
Tasha: If I have nothing to do, I just scratch another one.

531
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,500
Tasha: 就会继续刮一张
Tasha: I just keep scratching.

532
00:25:16,633 --> 00:25:21,100
Jake:哦就就这个就这个
Jake: Oh, like this, like this.

533
00:25:18,566 --> 00:25:19,966
Tasha: 这不是有体彩吗
Tasha: Isn't there a lottery here?

534
00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:22,233
Tasha: 这不是体彩吗
Tasha: Isn't this the lottery?

535
00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:23,366
Jake:是的是的就是这个
Jake: Yes, yes, this is it.

536
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,333
Jake:不好好上班
Jake: Not working properly.

537
00:25:30,566 --> 00:25:31,566
Tasha: 这个里面吗
Tasha: Is it inside here?

538
00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:35,233
Jake:你试试
Jake: You try it.

539
00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:34,266
Tasha: 哦关门了
Tasha: Oh, it's closed.

540
00:25:39,466 --> 00:25:40,600
Jake:走吧
Jake: Let's go.

541
00:25:40,833 --> 00:25:42,166
Jake:走吧省的10块钱
Jake: Let's go, save 10 bucks.

542
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,433
Jake:省的20块钱
Jake: Save 20 bucks.

543
00:25:47,233 --> 00:25:48,633
Jake:亏他80块钱好吧
Jake: Lose 80 bucks, okay?

544
00:25:50,533 --> 00:25:51,333
Jake:行不行
Jake: Is that okay?

545
00:25:55,366 --> 00:25:57,500
Jake:好了好吧
Jake: Alright, alright.

546
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,166
Tasha: 好了眼镜贴上去了
Tasha: Okay, the glasses are on.

547
00:25:59,033 --> 00:26:00,500
Jake:你可能要充电
Jake: You might need to charge.

548
00:26:01,566 --> 00:26:02,366
Tasha: 充电
Tasha: Charge?

549
00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:02,633
Jake:但是我们三个人
Jake: But the three of us...

550
00:26:02,633 --> 00:26:04,700
Jake:都腾不出任何一只手给你充电
Jake: I can't spare a single hand to charge your phone.

551
00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:06,066
Tasha: 哈哈哈
Tasha: Hahaha

552
00:26:09,966 --> 00:26:11,333
Jake:人手还是太少了
Jake: We're still short-handed.

553
00:26:12,866 --> 00:26:14,100
Tasha: 脚别走路了
Tasha: Use your feet instead of walking.

554
00:26:15,233 --> 00:26:16,633
Jake:暂时用一下也行
Jake: Temporarily using them is fine too.

555
00:26:46,466 --> 00:26:47,566
Tasha: 还有一个行业
Tasha: There's another industry.

556
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,400
Tasha: 你知道KFC代吃吗
Tasha: Do you know about KFC food replacement service?

557
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:52,433
Tasha: 这个行业
Tasha: This industry...

558
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,600
Jake:卧槽这什么东西
Jake: What the heck is that?

559
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,800
Tasha: KFC代吃
Tasha: KFC food replacement.

560
00:26:54,233 --> 00:26:55,000
Jake:没听说过
Jake: Never heard of it.

561
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Jake:讲讲没听说过
Jake: Tell me about it, I've never heard of it.

562
00:26:55,566 --> 00:26:56,600
Tasha: 没听说过
Tasha: Never heard of it.

563
00:26:58,966 --> 00:27:00,266
Tasha: 你把肯德基吃了
Tasha: You eat the KFC...

564
00:27:01,666 --> 00:27:02,466
Tasha: 啊
Tasha: Ah...

565
00:27:02,233 --> 00:27:03,366
Jake:把肯德基吃了
Jake: Eat the KFC...

566
00:27:04,133 --> 00:27:06,133
Jake:然后呢把玩具寄给别人
Jake: And then you send the toys to others.

567
00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:07,166
Tasha: 把玩具挤给别人就赚钱
Tasha: You make money by sending the toys to others.

568
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:12,466
Tasha: 这也不知道
Tasha: Didn't you know that?

569
00:27:13,566 --> 00:27:15,800
Jake:专门卖玩具那玩
Jake: They specifically sell those toys.

570
00:27:19,366 --> 00:27:20,500
Tasha: 稳定工艺啊
Tasha: Stable craftsmanship.

571
00:27:21,066 --> 00:27:22,366
Tasha: 哎呦我靠哎呦我靠
Tasha: Oh my god, oh my god.

572
00:27:22,366 --> 00:27:23,166
Tasha: 完了完了
Tasha: We're done, we're done.

573
00:27:22,566 --> 00:27:23,900
Jake:重来吧重来吧
Jake: Let's start over, let's start over.

574
00:27:25,166 --> 00:27:27,033
Jake:重开吧资源重新分配
Jake: Restart and redistribute resources.

575
00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:27,233
Tasha: 资源重新分配
Tasha: Redistribute resources.

576
00:27:27,133 --> 00:27:28,566
Jake:重开给我
Jake: Restart for me.

577
00:27:28,566 --> 00:27:29,666
其他人：正好你充电吧
Others: Just charge your phone then.

578
00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:30,733
Jake:哎可以
Jake: Yeah, sure.

579
00:27:30,733 --> 00:27:32,366
Jake:你把那拿走充电
Jake: Take that and charge it.

580
00:27:35,033 --> 00:27:35,833
Jake:快快
Jake: Hurry, hurry.

581
00:27:45,466 --> 00:27:46,500
Tasha: 累倒了
Tasha: Exhausted.

582
00:27:54,966 --> 00:27:56,966
其他人：是每天都来还是没做
Others: Do you come every day or not?

583
00:27:58,033 --> 00:27:59,233
Tasha: 每次他有活动
Tasha: Every time there's an event.

584
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:00,933
Jake:这次得拿活动呗
Jake: So you have to attend events.

585
00:28:01,566 --> 00:28:02,800
Tasha: 他活动不是很快吗
Tasha: Aren't the events very quick?

586
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,066
Tasha: 每个节日都有活动
Tasha: Every holiday has an event.

587
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:06,400
其他人：一天可能吃不了多少
Others: Maybe you won't eat much in a day.

588
00:28:06,966 --> 00:28:08,633
Tasha: 你想吃多少就吃多少
Tasha: You can eat as much as you want.

589
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,933
其他人：那我就买不吃不就行了
Others: Then I just buy it and not eat it.

590
00:28:10,766 --> 00:28:13,433
Tasha: 你怎么可能买光买完就不吃呢
Tasha: How could you buy everything and not eat it?

591
00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:14,033
Jake:会有可能的呀
Jake: It's possible.

592
00:28:14,033 --> 00:28:15,600
Tasha: 他是买套餐送玩具
Tasha: He buys the set meal to get the toy.

593
00:28:15,966 --> 00:28:17,700
Jake:那我就买套餐然后卷掉
Jake: Then I'll just buy the meal and give it away.

594
00:28:18,366 --> 00:28:20,033
Jake:我给homeless people
Jake: I'll give it to homeless people.

595
00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:21,933
Tasha: 聪明的人是把套餐买了
Tasha: Smart people buy the meal,

596
00:28:21,933 --> 00:28:22,633
Tasha: 把玩具分了
Tasha: and then distribute the toys.

597
00:28:22,633 --> 00:28:25,233
Tasha: 然后再把套餐卖给学校里的大学生吃
Tasha: And then sell the meal to college students.

598
00:28:26,233 --> 00:28:27,400
Jake:哦这个也得
Jake: Oh, that works too.

599
00:28:33,633 --> 00:28:35,133
Jake:大学生是个好东西
Jake: College students are great.

600
00:28:35,433 --> 00:28:41,100
Jake:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Jake: Hahahahahaha

601
00:28:49,133 --> 00:28:49,966
Tasha: 农村也有
Tasha: Even in rural areas,

602
00:28:49,966 --> 00:28:50,766
Tasha: 自助
Tasha: there's self-service.

603
00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:52,766
Jake:买三瓶可乐
Jake: Buy three bottles of Coke.

604
00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:55,633
Jake:哎我们是是这么走的
Jake: Hey, are we going this way?

605
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:57,900
Jake:感觉不太对啊
Jake: This doesn't feel right.

606
00:28:57,900 --> 00:28:59,300
Jake:我们拿反了
Jake: We're going the wrong way.

607
00:29:00,566 --> 00:29:03,000
Jake:主要是快递他导的方向不对
Jake: The courier gave us the wrong direction.

608
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,633
Jake:快递到的方向
Jake: The courier's direction.

609
00:29:06,633 --> 00:29:09,533
Jake:哎呀你这个是还有电还是没有电
Jake: Is this still charged or not?

610
00:29:11,033 --> 00:29:13,500
Jake:篮球哎呀我有点粗
Jake: The basketball, oh, I'm a bit rough.

611
00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:15,500
Jake:操你你你
Jake: Damn you, you, you.

612
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:16,233
Jake:没有电了
Jake: It's out of battery.

613
00:29:16,233 --> 00:29:17,766
Tasha: 哦那我腾出手了
Tasha: Oh, now I have a free hand.

614
00:29:18,566 --> 00:29:19,733
Jake:他能腾住手了
Jake: He has a free hand now.

615
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,100
Jake:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Jake: Hahahahaha

616
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,133
Jake:你是不是
Jake: Are you...

617
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,100
Jake:你是我姐
Jake: Are you my sister?

618
00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:30,000
Jake:你怎么腾出来的
Jake: How did you free up?

619
00:29:30,733 --> 00:29:33,000
Jake:哈哈哈把我们俩弄的不行了
Jake: Hahaha, we can't handle it anymore.

620
00:29:33,033 --> 00:29:36,400
Jake:一次性就这吗对对对
Jake: Is this a one-time thing? Yeah, yeah.

621
00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:44,733
Jake:你怎么回事
Jake: What's the matter?

622
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,633
Jake:没得电了啊
Jake: Out of battery?

623
00:29:46,633 --> 00:29:47,633
Tasha:  重新创一个
Tasha: Create a new one.

624
00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:49,366
Jake:你是不是没得电了
Jake: Are you out of battery?

625
00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:50,966
Tasha: 是的还有7%的电
Tasha: Yes, it's at 7%.

626
00:29:50,966 --> 00:29:52,033
Tasha: 刚刚是不是关了
Tasha: Did it just turn off?

627
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:53,800
Jake:好吧
Jake: Alright.

628
00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:04,466
Tasha: 开始了
Tasha: It's starting.

629
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:08,266
Tasha: 五十六个民族五十六朵花
Tasha: Fifty-six ethnic groups, fifty-six flowers.

630
00:30:09,700 --> 00:30:12,166
Tasha: 五十六个中华民族是一家
Tasha: Fifty-six ethnic groups in China are one family.

631
00:30:14,366 --> 00:30:15,400
Jake:好像不太对
Jake: That doesn't seem quite right.

632
00:30:16,433 --> 00:30:17,333
Jake:你是回族
Jake: You're Hui, right?

633
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,066
Tasha: 真的吗那你加多少分
Tasha: Really? How many points do you get?

634
00:30:17,966 --> 00:30:19,700
Jake:那你吃吗

635
00:30:21,833 --> 00:30:23,166
Jake:那你怎么吃啊

636
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,000
Jake:那你什么回族
Jake: What kind of Hui are you?

637
00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:26,500
Jake:身份证回族
Jake: Your ID says Hui?

638
00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:28,700
Jake:加多少分
Jake: How many points do you get?

639
00:30:29,233 --> 00:30:30,766
其他人：就就正好加了5分
Others: Just exactly 5 points.

640
00:30:30,866 --> 00:30:32,100
Tasha: 这还不好啊
Tasha: Isn't that good?

641
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:32,700
其他人：有什么屌用
Others: What's the use?

642
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,333
Jake:为什么
Jake: Why?

643
00:30:32,733 --> 00:30:33,566
Tasha: 拼死拼活的
Tasha: We worked so hard.

644
00:30:33,566 --> 00:30:35,266
Tasha: 我们小高考都加不了5分
Tasha: We can't even get 5 points in our exams.

645
00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:36,300
Tasha: 得4科考
Tasha: We have to take four subjects.

646
00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:38,433
Jake:为什么高考不加分
Jake: Why don't you get extra points for the college entrance exam?

647
00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:43,566
其他人：我们必须要户口所在地是少数民族集聚区
Others: We have to live in an ethnic minority area.

648
00:30:44,566 --> 00:30:45,366
Tasha: 哎
Tasha: Oh.

649
00:30:44,566 --> 00:30:45,700
Jake:哦哦哦
Jake: Oh, I see.

650
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,966
Jake:那你是哪里啊你是
Jake: Where are you from?

651
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:52,800
Jake:哎哎呦哎呦
Jake: Oh, oh.

652
00:30:51,533 --> 00:30:52,733
Tasha: 哎呦哎呦
Tasha: Oh, oh.

653
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,366
其他人：我爸是回族是因为他高考能加5分
Others: My dad is Hui because he could get 5 extra points for the college entrance exam.

654
00:30:56,766 --> 00:30:58,366
Tasha: 哎你能分开吗
Tasha: Can you split it?

655
00:30:58,566 --> 00:30:59,333
Jake:我分我分
Jake: I can, I can.

656
00:30:59,333 --> 00:31:01,300
Jake:不哎我现在能分开了
Jake: No, now I can split it.

657
00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:04,400
Jake:但是还是可以有一只手
Jake: But still, I can use one hand.

658
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,800
其他人：我爸就我爸就
Others: My dad, my dad just...

659
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:10,033
其他人：不吃啊啊
Others: Doesn't eat pork.

660
00:31:10,033 --> 00:31:12,600
其他人：你爸也是啊
Others: Your dad too?

661
00:31:13,533 --> 00:31:16,300
其他人：那从我奶奶开始吃   哦
Others: From my grandma's generation, they started eating pork.

662
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:17,766
Tasha: 那你有一个
Tasha: So you have a...

663
00:31:18,733 --> 00:31:19,533
Jake:那你有个好
Jake: So you have a good...

664
00:31:19,133 --> 00:31:21,300
Tasha: 桀骜不驯的奶奶
Tasha: Rebellious grandma.

665
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,500
Jake:对你有个好奶奶
Jake: Yeah, you have a good grandma.

666
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:22,300
Jake:确实
Jake: Indeed.

667
00:31:23,133 --> 00:31:25,300
Jake:哈哈哈哈
Jake: Hahahaha.

668
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:28,133
Tasha: 不吃的话你可能比现在更瘦了

669
00:31:34,566 --> 00:31:39,200
Jake:哈哈哈哈有点搞笑
Jake: Hahahaha, that's kind of funny.

670
00:31:40,766 --> 00:31:42,933
Jake:全全国全球公司人还是挺多的
Jake: There are quite a lot of people in national and global companies.

671
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,533
Jake:哈哈哈
Jake: Hahaha

672
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:48,300
Tasha: 我靠
Tasha: Oh my god

673
00:31:50,433 --> 00:31:52,366
Tasha: 要不这段全程别播了
Tasha: Maybe we shouldn't air this part at all.

674
00:31:53,966 --> 00:31:54,933
Jake:有点搞笑
Jake: It's kinda funny.

675
00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:00,033
Tasha: 柳絮纷飞
Tasha: Willow catkins flying.

676
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:08,200
Jake:到时候我觉得最后要不还是就是就是
Jake: By then, I think ultimately we should just...

677
00:32:07,466 --> 00:32:08,500
Tasha: 澄清一下
Tasha: Clarify it.

678
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:12,133
Jake:哔哔哔哈哈哈
Jake: Beep beep beep, hahaha.

679
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:19,133
Jake:这个数据线当然有点牛逼哈哈哈哈
Jake: This data cable is really impressive, hahaha.

680
00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:22,933
Jake:bb率97%哈
Jake: 97% BB rate, haha.

681
00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:25,233
Jake:哈
Jake: Ha.

682
00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:33,000
Jake:哔哔哔哔哔哔
Jake: Beep beep beep beep beep beep.

683
00:32:33,033 --> 00:32:34,400
其他人：我是回族我哔哔
Others: I'm Hui and I beep.

684
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,233
Jake:哈哈哈哈
Jake: Hahahaha.

685
00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:38,933
Jake:我我吃哔哔
Jake: I, I eat beep.

686
00:32:38,933 --> 00:32:45,133
Jake:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Jake: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

687
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:01,300
Jake:给一个
Jake: Give me one.

688
00:33:01,833 --> 00:33:02,933
Jake:你要帮忙吗
Jake: Do you need help?

689
00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:09,266
Tasha: 嗯这是我什么时候掉下去的
Tasha: Hmm, when did I drop this?

690
00:33:09,266 --> 00:33:10,766
Tasha: 哦重新分配那会
Tasha: Oh, during the redistribution.

691
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:19,800
Jake:哦
Jake: Oh.

692
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:21,966
Jake:羊肉也蛮好吃的是吧
Jake: Lamb is also quite tasty, right?

693
00:33:22,633 --> 00:33:23,433
Jake:牛羊肉
Jake: Beef and lamb.

694
00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:32,333
Jake:你们有你们海港比回民有基础啊
Jake: Do you guys have a foundation in the harbor, like the Hui?

695
00:33:32,966 --> 00:33:34,400
Jake:还有哎呦我操
Jake: Also, oh my god.

696
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,200
Jake:嗯
Jake: Hmm.

697
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,400
Jake:哦就是还要去那叫什么
Jake: Oh, you still need to go to that... what's it called?

698
00:33:46,766 --> 00:33:50,200
Jake:丝就是保留一下影子素哦
Jake: Silk, just to keep some traces, oh.

699
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:53,333
Jake:不去那种寺是吧
Jake: Don't go to that kind of temple, right?

700
00:33:53,966 --> 00:33:54,600
Jake:叫回民寺
Jake: Called Hui Temple.

701
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,400
Jake:叫叫什么
Jake: Called what?

702
00:33:55,933 --> 00:33:58,133
Jake:叫回民清真寺
Jake: Called Hui Mosque.

703
00:34:03,466 --> 00:34:08,266
其他人：但是他们虽然还是结婚有影响
Others: But although they're still affected by marriage.

704
00:34:08,533 --> 00:34:11,266
其他人：但是大部分也喝酒
Others: Most of them also drink.

705
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:12,833
Jake:结婚干嘛
Jake: What's with marriage?

706
00:34:13,033 --> 00:34:14,033
Jake:结婚结婚
Jake: Marriage, marriage.

707
00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:16,366
其他人：回民其实必须得跟回民结婚
Others: Hui people actually have to marry Hui people.

708
00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:17,433
Jake:哦
Jake: Oh.

709
00:34:16,733 --> 00:34:19,033
Tasha: 啊好像不允许跟外族通婚
Tasha: Ah, it seems like intermarriage with outsiders is not allowed.

710
00:34:19,133 --> 00:34:19,933
Jake:oh
Jake: Oh.

711
00:34:50,166 --> 00:34:51,100
其他人：跟我单挑
Others: Challenge me one-on-one.

712
00:35:08,233 --> 00:35:10,700
Jake:他怎么晓得
Jake: How did he know?

713
00:35:17,733 --> 00:35:19,166
Tasha: 你真的认识路吗
Tasha: Do you really know the way?

714
00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:20,633
Tasha: 杨sir
Tasha: Jake.

715
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,100
Jake:人是一半嘛
Jake: It's halfway there.

716
00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:23,033
Jake:这不过半了嘛
Jake: Isn't it more than halfway?

717
00:35:23,033 --> 00:35:25,500
Jake:哈哈这不过半了嘛
Jake: Haha, it's more than halfway.

718
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:28,633
Jake:是吧认识一大半
Jake: Right? Know most of the way.

719
00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:35,900
Tasha: 和你们在一起被迫学会了识路
Tasha: Being with you guys, I was forced to learn the way.

720
00:35:36,833 --> 00:35:39,533
其他人：没办法我10,000%的路数
Others: No way, I know the routes 10,000%.

721
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,600
Jake:我大概50%
Jake: I know about 50%.

722
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,966
其他人：我就之之前啊有一次
Others: Once, before, I...

723
00:35:46,233 --> 00:35:49,333
其他人：嗯我约我的一个老师去吃饭
Others: Um, I made a lunch date with one of my teachers.

724
00:35:49,433 --> 00:35:50,733
其他人：哎我不晓得
Others: And I didn't know...

725
00:35:50,733 --> 00:35:53,600
其他人：他在学校我直接坐公交车走哦
Others: He was at school, so I just took the bus.

726
00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:58,800
Jake:我们我们回头测一下每个人掉包率
Jake: We should test each person's switch rate later.

727
00:35:59,766 --> 00:36:03,566
Jake:哈哈哈哈哈哈掉包率
Jake: Hahahaha, switch rate.

728
00:36:03,566 --> 00:36:04,766
Jake:掉包率然后呢
Jake: Switch rate, and then...

729
00:36:04,933 --> 00:36:07,200
其他人：嗯我坐了公交车坐了十分钟
Others: Um, I took the bus for ten minutes.

730
00:36:07,433 --> 00:36:08,833
其他人：嗯一共就20分钟
Others: Um, it was a total of 20 minutes.

731
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,033
其他人：嗯坐了十分钟
Others: Um, I took it for ten minutes.

732
00:36:10,033 --> 00:36:11,200
其他人：老师问你个厨房啊
Others: Teacher asked, "Are you in the kitchen?"

733
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,333
其他人：我说我操问你在公交车上
Others: I said, "What the heck, I'm on the bus."

734
00:36:13,333 --> 00:36:15,700
其他人：他说那我挂了你骂
Others: He said, "Then I'll hang up, you bastard."

735
00:36:13,866 --> 00:36:14,666
Tasha: 坐反了
Tasha: Took the wrong way.

736
00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:19,800
其他人：嗯然后他说那还准备一起打车呢
Others: And then he said, "Let's share a cab."

737
00:36:19,833 --> 00:36:21,233
其他人：哦我说那我在那等你吧
Others: Oh, I said, "I'll wait for you there."

738
00:36:21,233 --> 00:36:23,966
其他人：打车好还是骑车好
Others: Is it better to take a cab or bike?

739
00:36:23,966 --> 00:36:25,533
其他人：我说我帮你搜一下
Others: I said, "Let me check for you."

740
00:36:25,533 --> 00:36:27,000
其他人：嗯我他妈一速吊了
Others: Um, I was totally messed up.

741
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,900
其他人：老子怎么时间从20分钟到30分钟啊
Others: How did 20 minutes become 30 minutes?

742
00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:31,733
其他人：哈哈哈
Others: Hahaha.

743
00:36:32,133 --> 00:36:34,433
其他人：然后我就跟他说你在学校门口等我吧
Others: Then I told him, "Wait for me at the school gate."

744
00:36:34,433 --> 00:36:36,366
其他人：我马上打车来刷哦
Others: "I'll catch a cab right away."

745
00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:40,500
Jake:可以
Jake: Okay.

746
00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:44,966
Jake:点撤做饭
Jake: Let's cook some food.

747
00:36:46,366 --> 00:36:47,866
Tasha: 经常公交车坐反
Tasha: I often take the bus the wrong way.

748
00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:51,700
Jake:你也你你你你也坐反
Jake: You also, you, you, you also got on the wrong bus.

749
00:36:51,466 --> 00:36:52,266
Tasha: 对
Tasha: Yeah.

750
00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:52,900
Jake:你是我姐
Jake: You are like my sister.

751
00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:53,700
Jake:你也做反

752
00:36:53,966 --> 00:36:54,966
Tasha: 那我没做反过

753
00:36:54,966 --> 00:36:57,166
Tasha: 我做反那一次是我自己一个人

754
00:36:57,433 --> 00:36:58,866
Tasha: 10岁去南京玩
Tasha: When I was 10, I went to Nanjing for fun.

755
00:36:57,433 --> 00:36:59,566
Jake:嗯嗯
Jake: Hmm hmm.

756
00:37:00,700 --> 00:37:02,033
Jake:你10岁挺猛啊

757
00:37:03,966 --> 00:37:05,833
Tasha: 坐反了我那天一直坐到晚上
Tasha: I got on the wrong bus and ended up riding it until the evening.

758
00:37:05,366 --> 00:37:09,433
Jake:哈哈哈不是你你你坐反了
Jake: Hahaha, no, you, you, you got on the wrong bus.

759
00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:06,833
Tasha: 坐到了大山里
Tasha: I ended up in the mountains.

760
00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:07,166
Tasha: 你知道吗
Tasha: Do you know?

761
00:37:07,166 --> 00:37:08,333
Tasha: 坐那个公交车
Tasha: I was on that bus.

762
00:37:09,433 --> 00:37:10,200
Jake:坐山东去
Jake: You went to Shandong?

763
00:37:11,566 --> 00:37:13,433
Tasha: 当时好像正好是什么会
Tasha: At that time, it seemed like there was some event.

764
00:37:13,433 --> 00:37:15,233
Tasha: 什么北京举办什么会
Tasha: Some event hosted in Beijing.

765
00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:16,366
Tasha: 好多志愿者
Tasha: Lots of volunteers.

766
00:37:16,366 --> 00:37:18,366
Tasha: 我就问他怎么回去
Tasha: I asked them how to get back.

767
00:37:18,466 --> 00:37:19,966
Tasha: 然后他们把我带回去了
Tasha: Then they took me back.

768
00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:22,133
Jake:啊
Jake: Ah.

769
00:37:22,866 --> 00:37:26,933
Tasha: 嗯 10岁举办什么会我忘了
Tasha: Hmm, I forgot what event was held when I was 10.

770
00:37:26,333 --> 00:37:30,166
Jake:你你你 10岁你去南京
Jake: You, you, you went to Nanjing at 10.

771
00:37:29,566 --> 00:37:30,766
Tasha: 对
Tasha: Yeah.

772
00:37:30,366 --> 00:37:32,800
Jake:然后北京办一个什么会
Jake: And then Beijing hosted some event.

773
00:37:32,766 --> 00:37:34,333
Tasha: 南京办了什么会
Tasha: Nanjing hosted an event.

774
00:37:32,933 --> 00:37:35,166
Jake:南京南京办一个会啊
Jake: Nanjing, Nanjing hosted an event, huh?

775
00:37:35,133 --> 00:37:36,233
Tasha: 我一直坐反了
Tasha: I was on the wrong bus all the way.

776
00:37:36,233 --> 00:37:37,500
Tasha: 坐到大山里面
Tasha: Ended up in the mountains.

777
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:41,833
Jake:青奥会青奥会青奥会青奥会志愿者
Jake: The Youth Olympic Games, Youth Olympic Games, Youth Olympic Games volunteers.

778
00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:39,033
Tasha: 坐到大山里
Tasha: Ended up in the mountains.

779
00:37:39,033 --> 00:37:41,833
Tasha: 然后他们最后志愿者
Tasha: Then eventually the volunteers...

780
00:37:41,833 --> 00:37:43,433
Tasha: 在那公交站台的时候
Tasha: At the bus stop...

781
00:37:43,900 --> 00:37:45,366
Tasha: 然后就把我接回去了
Tasha: Then they took me back.

782
00:37:45,533 --> 00:37:46,333
Jake:嗯
Jake: Hmm.

783
00:37:51,366 --> 00:37:52,566
Jake:搞笑哎
Jake: So funny.

784
00:37:52,566 --> 00:37:54,800
Jake:不行我再看看我的手机
Jake: No, let me check my phone again.

785
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:56,433
Jake:不然马上又给我留人打电话
Jake: Otherwise, someone will call me soon.

786
00:37:56,433 --> 00:37:57,366
Jake:又把我骂一顿
Jake: And scold me again.

787
00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:03,133
Jake:没有他因为他昨天
Jake: No, because yesterday...

788
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,333
Jake:昨天拿东西的时候没接他电话
Jake: Yesterday, I didn't pick up his call while I was getting something.

789
00:38:06,833 --> 00:38:08,000
Jake:回头就把我骂一顿
Jake: He scolded me for it later.

790
00:38:08,666 --> 00:38:10,166
其他人： 她
Others: She

791
00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:10,400
Jake:啊我姐
Jake: Ah, my sister.

792
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,500
Jake:哈哈哈哈哈
Jake: Hahahahahaha

793
00:38:38,633 --> 00:38:39,433
Tasha: 哇我们真顽强
Tasha: Wow, we're really resilient.

794
00:38:39,433 --> 00:38:41,033
Tasha: 我们居然一路走下来了
Tasha: We actually made it all the way down.

795
00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:42,500
Jake:牛逼
Jake: Awesome.

796
00:38:41,733 --> 00:38:44,033
Tasha: 杨老把剩下钱能不能分摊给咱俩
Tasha: Jake, can you split the remaining money between us?

797
00:38:44,233 --> 00:38:45,033
Tasha: 哈哈
Tasha: Haha

798
00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:45,900
Jake:牛逼
Jake: Awesome.

799
00:39:03,766 --> 00:39:04,966
Tasha: 要把这个铲掉吗
Tasha: Should we clear this away?

800
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,200
Jake:他要技术不怎么样的话
Jake: If his skills aren't that great,

801
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,000
Jake:确实有可能

802
00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:13,933
Jake:要爆了
Jake: It's gonna blow.

803
00:39:13,833 --> 00:39:14,666
Tasha: 你会开铲车
Tasha: Can you drive a bulldozer?

804
00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:17,433
Jake:我不会我去
Jake: I can't, I'm out.

805
00:39:17,033 --> 00:39:21,666
Tasha: 哈哈我家有
Tasha: Haha, we have one at home.

806
00:39:17,433 --> 00:39:20,766
Jake:哈哈哈哈
Jake: Hahahaha

807
00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:27,100
Jake:你真是
Jake: You really are...

808
00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:27,866
Tasha: 我家有没有
Tasha: Do we have one at home?

809
00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:28,900
Tasha: 我家真有
Tasha: We really do.

810
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,633
Tasha: 就在我家门口停着
Tasha: It's parked right outside my house.

811
00:39:30,566 --> 00:39:33,533
Jake:哈哈哪天
Jake: Hah, one day...

812
00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:33,433
Tasha: 每天都能开
Tasha: We can drive it every day.

813
00:39:33,566 --> 00:39:34,600
Jake:哪天去你家玩
Jake: One day, I'll visit your place.

814
00:39:34,466 --> 00:39:35,833
Tasha: 好呀我家还有船
Tasha: Sure, we also have a boat.

815
00:39:35,766 --> 00:39:37,100
Jake:组组队去乖乖
Jake: Let's team up and go.

816
00:39:39,166 --> 00:39:40,700
Jake:你家还有船啊
Jake: You have a boat too?

817
00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:40,733
Tasha: 啊
Tasha: Yeah.

818
00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:43,400
Jake:哈哈哈哈
Jake: Hahahaha

819
00:39:45,433 --> 00:39:46,866
Tasha: 大运河边上吗
Tasha: Near the Grand Canal?

820
00:39:46,866 --> 00:39:48,166
Tasha: 靠船生活
Tasha: We live off the boat.

821
00:39:53,366 --> 00:39:54,233
Jake:你家是什么
Jake: What's your family?

822
00:39:54,666 --> 00:39:56,566
Tasha: 我们家靠船起家了
Tasha: Our family started from the boat business.

823
00:39:56,433 --> 00:39:56,933
Jake:不是不是
Jake: No, no.

824
00:39:56,933 --> 00:39:59,133
Jake:你刚是开什么叉车
Jake: What were you driving earlier?

825
00:39:59,133 --> 00:40:00,100
Jake:开开什么车
Jake: What kind of vehicle?

826
00:40:00,166 --> 00:40:01,766
Tasha: 开叉车铲车呀
Tasha: Forklift and bulldozer.

827
00:40:01,766 --> 00:40:03,500
Jake:铲车就就这种是吧
Jake: Bulldozer, right, this type?

828
00:40:01,766 --> 00:40:04,100
Tasha: 啊
Tasha: Ah

829
00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:05,166
Jake:啊挖掘机
Jake: Ah, an excavator

830
00:40:05,466 --> 00:40:06,700
Tasha: 我家门口就有
Tasha: There's one right outside my house

831
00:40:08,966 --> 00:40:10,900
Tasha: 然后你猜我们家干什么生意的
Tasha: And guess what business we do

832
00:40:13,966 --> 00:40:14,766
Jake:运
Jake: Transporting

833
00:40:15,933 --> 00:40:17,100
Jake:你家卖盐
Jake: Your family sells salt

834
00:40:17,133 --> 00:40:18,500
Tasha: 就卖这个沙子的
Tasha: We sell this sand

835
00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:20,700
Jake:哦
Jake: Oh

836
00:40:21,366 --> 00:40:23,900
Tasha: 然后那个船就是用来运沙的
Tasha: And that boat is used to transport the sand

837
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:23,533
Jake:沙子怎么卖
Jake: How do you sell the sand?

838
00:40:24,733 --> 00:40:25,533
Jake:这沙子怎么卖
Jake: How do you sell this sand?

839
00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:26,500
Tasha: 沙子
Tasha: The sand

840
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,300
Jake:沙子你怎么做啊
Jake: How do you handle the sand?

841
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:28,500
其他人：你自己处理的吗
Other: Do you process it yourself?

842
00:40:28,766 --> 00:40:30,633
Tasha: 沙子就是从用船运过来的
Tasha: The sand is transported by boat

843
00:40:30,633 --> 00:40:31,900
Tasha: 好像就是把
Tasha: I guess it's just

844
00:40:30,700 --> 00:40:32,900
其他人：你运过来再把它卖走
Other: You transport it and then sell it

845
00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:33,900
其他人：你是中间商
Other: You're a middleman

846
00:40:34,166 --> 00:40:36,300
Jake:你处理什么呀
Jake: What do you process?

847
00:40:34,166 --> 00:40:37,966
Tasha: 对啊我爸说只要只要差价5毛钱一船
Tasha: Yeah, my dad says as long as the price difference is 50 cents per boat

848
00:40:37,966 --> 00:40:40,466
Tasha: 一船沙子就能卖20万
Tasha: One boat of sand can sell for 200,000

849
00:40:40,766 --> 00:40:42,833
Tasha: 哈哈就这5毛钱
Tasha: Haha, just with that 50 cents difference

850
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:45,800
Jake:就是你们倒卖是吧
Jake: So you guys just resell, right?

851
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:46,600
Jake:还是什么
Jake: Or what?

852
00:40:46,466 --> 00:40:48,466
Tasha: 就是倒卖吗对啊
Tasha: Yeah, we just resell it

853
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,033
Jake:呵呵呵可以
Jake: Haha, that's possible

854
00:40:50,666 --> 00:40:52,766
Tasha: 5毛钱差价就能赚20万
Tasha: A 50 cent difference can earn 200,000

855
00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:54,933
Jake:可以
Jake: That works

856
00:40:53,366 --> 00:40:55,000
其他人：现在有多少人差价
Other: How many people are making that difference now?

857
00:40:54,966 --> 00:40:56,766
Tasha: 不知道我爸说生意没以前好做了
Tasha: I don't know, my dad says business isn't as good as before

858
00:40:56,766 --> 00:40:59,333
Tasha: 以前一个月卖一以前一个月卖一船
Tasha: We used to sell one boat a month

859
00:41:00,466 --> 00:41:02,533
Tasha: 现在好像不知道几个月卖一船
Tasha: Now, I don't know, maybe one boat every few months

860
00:41:04,833 --> 00:41:06,766
Jake:对以前是做生意
Jake: Yeah, it used to be a good business

861
00:41:06,266 --> 00:41:08,500
Tasha: 以前生意就是房地产好的那会
Tasha: It was good when the real estate market was booming

862
00:41:07,766 --> 00:41:09,400
Jake:哦哦哦建大楼
Jake: Oh, building skyscrapers

863
00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,466
Tasha: 一个月卖一船啊
Tasha: One boat a month

864
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,566
Jake:现在没大楼建了
Jake: Now there are no skyscrapers being built

865
00:41:10,466 --> 00:41:12,900
Tasha: 然后好几辆船停在我们家旁边
Tasha: And several boats are parked next to our house

866
00:41:10,566 --> 00:41:11,533
Jake:然后巴闭吧
Jake: And they're just sitting there, huh?

867
00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:15,133
Tasha: 然后每天都在铲哈哈

868
00:41:14,366 --> 00:41:16,000
Jake:呵呵发币吧
Jake: Haha, let's issue some currency.

869
00:41:17,833 --> 00:41:19,500
Tasha: 偶尔我也会帮忙铲铲

870
00:41:19,633 --> 00:41:22,566
Jake:偶尔开开挖机
Jake: Occasionally, I also operate the excavator.

871
00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:25,933
Jake:是吧对
Jake: Right, yeah.

872
00:41:26,733 --> 00:41:27,633
Tasha: 会开开
Tasha: I can operate it.

873
00:41:29,533 --> 00:41:30,533
Jake:真牛逼
Jake: That's really impressive.

874
00:41:35,033 --> 00:41:36,166
Jake:这个要驾照啊
Jake: Do you need a license for that?

875
00:41:36,766 --> 00:41:38,133
Tasha: 这个这个
Tasha: This, this...

876
00:41:38,133 --> 00:41:39,333
Tasha: 自己在自己家开
Tasha: I operate it at home.

877
00:41:39,333 --> 00:41:40,466
Tasha: 不要驾照吧
Tasha: No need for a license, right?

878
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:41,300
Jake:哦
Jake: Oh.

879
00:41:41,733 --> 00:41:44,066
Tasha: 就是自己家有一个运沙场
Tasha: We have a sand yard at home.

880
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,733
Jake:也不会上路啊
Jake: You don't take it on the road, right?

881
00:41:44,366 --> 00:41:45,500
Jake:这个应该不会上路吧
Jake: You wouldn't take it on the road, right?

882
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:46,633
其他人：这里还有一个运沙场
Others: There's another sand yard here.

883
00:41:46,933 --> 00:41:49,366
Tasha: 就是运沙子的地方呀
Tasha: It's just a place for hauling sand.

884
00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:50,333
Jake:这这个
Jake: This, this...

885
00:41:50,433 --> 00:41:51,700
Jake:你你家多大呀
Jake: How big is your place?

886
00:41:51,866 --> 00:41:52,900
Tasha: 我家多大
Tasha: How big is my place?

887
00:41:52,933 --> 00:41:54,433
Jake:嗯
Jake: Yeah.

888
00:41:53,566 --> 00:41:54,466
Tasha: 不知道呀
Tasha: I don't know.

889
00:41:54,633 --> 00:41:55,500
Jake:不知道啊
Jake: You don't know?

890
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,733
Jake:好无边无际啊
Jake: It's so vast.

891
00:41:59,366 --> 00:42:00,300
Tasha: 没有人的区
Tasha: It's an uninhabited area.

892
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:01,900
Tasha: 都给我们家堆沙子了
Tasha: All the sand is piled up in our place.

893
00:42:02,933 --> 00:42:03,933
Jake:哦这么回事那
Jake: Oh, I see.

894
00:42:03,933 --> 00:42:05,100
Jake:那是真的我看
Jake: That's true, I think.

895
00:42:08,233 --> 00:42:09,833
Tasha: 在海边能有几个人住
Tasha: How many people can live by the sea?

896
00:42:09,866 --> 00:42:10,466
Tasha: 不是海边
Tasha: Not by the sea.

897
00:42:10,466 --> 00:42:11,500
Tasha: 湖边河边
Tasha: By the lake or river.

898
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:12,800
其他人：在哪里啊
Others: Where is it?

899
00:42:12,933 --> 00:42:13,933
Tasha: 大运河边
Tasha: By the Grand Canal.

900
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:15,766
Jake:京杭大运河
Jake: The Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal.

901
00:42:15,766 --> 00:42:16,500
Jake:这个我懂
Jake: I know that.

902
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:17,333
其他人：什么城市
Others: Which city?

903
00:42:17,533 --> 00:42:18,800
Jake:扬州啊
Jake: Yangzhou.

904
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:19,166
其他人：扬州
Others: Yangzhou.

905
00:42:30,566 --> 00:42:32,000
Jake:没有江苏人这种东西
Jake: There's no such thing as a Jiangsu person.

906
00:42:32,333 --> 00:42:34,333
Jake:哈哈哈
Jake: Hahaha.

907
00:42:32,966 --> 00:42:34,266
Tasha: 你们家经商吗
Tasha: Does your family do business?

908
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,633
Jake:我我们家不经商
Jake: My family doesn't do business.

909
00:42:35,466 --> 00:42:36,700
Tasha: 你们家干嘛的
Tasha: What does your family do?

910
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,300
Jake:我们家
Jake: My family...

911
00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:38,233
Tasha: 怪不得怪不得
Tasha: No wonder, no wonder.

912
00:42:38,233 --> 00:42:39,633
Tasha: 因为我们家都经商
Tasha: Because my family is all in business.

913
00:42:39,966 --> 00:42:40,433
Jake:哦
Jake: Oh.

914
00:42:42,633 --> 00:42:43,633
Jake:我们家干嘛的
Jake: What does my family do?

915
00:42:43,566 --> 00:42:44,633
Tasha: 你们家干嘛的
Tasha: What does your family do?

916
00:42:44,533 --> 00:42:45,833
Jake:我们家坐办公室的
Jake: My family works in offices.

917
00:42:45,833 --> 00:42:50,100
Tasha: 坐办公室的全部都是啊真好
Tasha: Everyone works in offices? That's great.

918
00:42:46,766 --> 00:42:49,000
Jake:嗯全坐办公室的
Jake: Yeah, everyone works in offices.

919
00:42:51,133 --> 00:42:52,366
Jake:这不好玩没
Jake: Isn't that boring?

920
00:42:52,366 --> 00:42:53,766
Jake:没有叉车要
Jake: No forklifts needed.

921
00:42:53,633 --> 00:42:54,900
Tasha: 要要什么好啊
Tasha: What's so good about forklifts?

922
00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:57,533
Jake:没叉车坐啊

923
00:42:57,533 --> 00:42:58,633
Jake:没有叉车坐

924
00:42:58,533 --> 00:43:00,066
Tasha: 你要叉车座干嘛
Tasha: What do you need forklift seats for?

925
00:43:00,033 --> 00:43:01,300
Jake:那不是牛逼啊
Jake: Isn't that cool?

926
00:43:05,433 --> 00:43:07,866
Shure: 呦你们回来了啊
Shure: Oh, you guys are back.

927
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,766
Jake:有电吗你们啊
Jake: Do you guys have power?

928
00:43:07,766 --> 00:43:08,833
Jake:你们有电吗
Jake: Do you have power?

929
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,500
Shure: 你没电了啊
Shure: You ran out of power?

930
00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:11,900
Katrina: 啊
Katrina: Huh?

931
00:43:16,100 --> 00:43:18,866
Shure: 你这么用心的摸鱼居然没被发现天
Shure: You're slacking off so diligently without getting caught, amazing.

932
00:43:21,066 --> 00:43:22,600
Shure: 哎别提了
Shure: Oh, don't mention it.

933
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,966
Shure: 杨老板我在这兢兢业业的收拾辫子
Shure: Jake, I'm here working hard on braids.

934
00:43:22,733 --> 00:43:24,433
Jake:哎呀没关系
Jake: Oh, it's fine.

935
00:43:25,966 --> 00:43:27,833
Shure: 就在这坐着摸鱼
Shure: Just sitting here slacking off.

936
00:43:27,733 --> 00:43:30,000
Jake:呵呵呵呵
Jake: Hehehe.

937
00:43:29,366 --> 00:43:30,833
Alice:快递回来了吗
Alice: Has the package arrived?

938
00:43:30,766 --> 00:43:31,933
Jake:快递回来了
Jake: The package has arrived.

939
00:43:35,933 --> 00:43:37,800
Alice: 这是我的啥
Alice: What is this of mine?

940
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:39,833
Jake:这是什么呀
Jake: What is this?

941
00:43:40,933 --> 00:43:42,066
Alice:小雏菊
Alice: Daisies.

942
00:43:42,233 --> 00:43:47,066
Shure: daisy
Shure: Daisy.

943
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,300
Katrina: 呵呵很高级
Katrina: Hehe, very fancy.

944
00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:49,133
Alice:哈
Alice: Ha.

945
00:43:50,566 --> 00:43:52,433
Jake:什么5块钱啊
Jake: What's 5 bucks?

946
00:43:52,733 --> 00:43:54,933
其他人：猕猴桃都5块了哦
Others: Kiwis are 5 bucks now.

947
00:43:54,833 --> 00:43:55,833
Shure: 就是这个大瓶
Shure: It's this big bottle.

948
00:43:56,266 --> 00:43:58,766
Shure: 就是原来他500毫升是卖3块钱
Shure: It used to be 3 yuan for 500 milliliters.

949
00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:58,700
Tasha: 4块
Tasha: 4 yuan.

950
00:43:58,766 --> 00:44:00,700
Shure: 然后一升的卖4块钱
Shure: And then 4 yuan for a liter.

951
00:44:00,866 --> 00:44:01,366
Shure: 然后所以
Shure: So...

952
00:44:01,366 --> 00:44:03,866
Shure: 大家称这个4块钱这个为屌丝饮料
Shure: People called this 4 yuan drink a low-end drink.

953
00:44:04,233 --> 00:44:05,700
Jake:哦 4块钱还屌丝
Jake: Oh, 4 yuan is still considered low-end?

954
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:06,700
Jake:两个EO币呢
Jake: Two EO coins then.

955
00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:08,800
Jake:我靠呵呵呵
Jake: Oh man, haha.

956
00:44:08,633 --> 00:44:11,200
Shure: 然后然后现在这个涨价涨到5块
Shure: And now it has increased to 5 yuan.

957
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,500
Shure: 大家纷纷喊买不起了
Shure: Everyone is saying they can't afford it anymore.

958
00:44:13,133 --> 00:44:14,833
Jake:呵呵呵真屌丝
Jake: Haha, truly low-end.

959
00:44:20,466 --> 00:44:23,200
Shure: （歌词）有人随着风去
Shure: (singing) Someone follows the wind...

960
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:25,000
Alice:OK了我的齐了谢谢你
Alice: OK, I'm done, thank you.

961
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,200
Jake:谢谢哎好谢谢
Jake: Thanks, great, thanks.

962
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,966
Shure: 这不都我做的吗
Shure: Didn't I do all of this?

963
00:44:27,566 --> 00:44:29,066
Alice:要不我给这拆了吧
Alice: Should I take this apart?

964
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:31,000
其他人：操这么屌
Others: Wow, so cool.

965
00:44:32,833 --> 00:44:33,933
其他人：我做的厉害吧
Others: Did I do great or what?

966
00:44:33,933 --> 00:44:34,566
Jake:来我帮你
Jake: Let me help you.

967
00:44:34,566 --> 00:44:35,400
Alice:没事没事
Alice: It's okay, it's okay.

968
00:44:34,566 --> 00:44:35,733
Jake:牛
Jake: Impressive.

969
00:44:40,900 --> 00:44:41,766
Jake:我来看看
Jake: Let me take a look.

970
00:44:43,133 --> 00:44:44,333
Jake:哇这么这么牛逼
Jake: Wow, so awesome!

971
00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:47,933
Katrina: 哈哈哈他的感叹词都好匮乏
Katrina: Haha, his expressions are so limited.

972
00:44:47,933 --> 00:44:52,433
Jake:哈哈哈爱自己是终身浪漫的开始
Jake: Haha, loving oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

973
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,366
Shure: 爱自己是终身浪漫的开始
Shure: Loving oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

974
00:44:52,366 --> 00:44:53,433
Shure: 这个很好看
Shure: This looks great.

975
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:54,566
Shure: 我要这个
Shure: I want this one.

976
00:45:00,966 --> 00:45:02,900
Shure: 卧槽这好帅啊这些
Shure: Wow, these are so cool.

977
00:45:03,566 --> 00:45:04,800
其他人：0.5个EGO
Others: 0.5 EGO.

978
00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:11,233
Shure: 别赶路赶受路哇哦
Shure: Don't rush the journey, enjoy it. Wow.

979
00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:17,766
Tasha: 还剩下几天
Tasha: How many days are left?

980
00:45:18,933 --> 00:45:20,333
Tasha: 不就剩下两天吗
Tasha: Isn't it just two days left?

981
00:45:20,366 --> 00:45:20,766
Jake:对
Jake: Yes.

982
00:45:22,833 --> 00:45:23,766
Jake:人均没电
Jake: Out of power for everyone.

983
00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:26,633
Jake:挺好啊没电了吗
Jake: That's good, no power left?

984
00:45:26,633 --> 00:45:29,933
Lucia: 嗯啊看来我接线还是
Lucia: Hmm, looks like I connected it too late.

985
00:45:29,933 --> 00:45:31,333
Lucia: 接晚了啊
Lucia: Connected it too late, huh?

986
00:45:31,366 --> 00:45:33,700
Jake:没关系
Jake: No worries.

987
00:45:31,433 --> 00:45:33,766
Lucia: 刚下来要发信息
Lucia: Just came down, need to send a message.

988
00:45:35,700 --> 00:45:37,033
Jake:没关系没关系
Jake: It's okay, it's okay.

989
00:45:41,366 --> 00:45:42,100
Lucia: 既然没电了
Lucia: Since it's out of power,

990
00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:43,500
Lucia: 要再开一个吗
Lucia: Should we turn on another one?

991
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,100
Jake:开一个开呀开
Jake: Turn on another one, yes, turn it on.

992
00:45:47,133 --> 00:45:48,633
Jake:谢谢开什么
Jake: Thank you, turn on what?

993
00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:52,533
Lucia: 开一个新的
Lucia: Turn on a new one.

994
00:45:52,033 --> 00:45:52,566
Jake:开好嗯
Jake: Turn it on, okay.

995
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:56,400
Jake:好
Jake: Alright.

996
00:46:01,366 --> 00:46:02,166
Tasha: 拆快递
Tasha: Unboxing.

997
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:06,766
Jake:徒手拆快递表演
Jake: Unboxing performance with bare hands.

998
00:46:06,766 --> 00:46:08,133
Jake:一个徒手拆快递

999
00:46:07,466 --> 00:46:08,766
Tasha: 拿剪刀了我
Tasha: I'm getting the scissors.

1000
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,700
Jake:哎你的那个线呢
Jake: Hey, where's your cable?

1001
00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:12,000
Jake:你自己的线你知道在哪吗
Jake: Do you know where your cable is?

1002
00:46:12,666 --> 00:46:13,933
Tasha: 我的现在我的包里
Tasha: It's in my bag now.

1003
00:46:13,933 --> 00:46:17,333
Tasha: 我的包在我的包里
Tasha: My bag, it's in my bag.

1004
00:46:18,133 --> 00:46:20,166
Jake:你的包里楼上呢
Jake: Is your bag upstairs?

1005
00:46:19,300 --> 00:46:20,100
Tasha: 楼上呢
Tasha: Upstairs.

1006
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:21,533
Jake:好那你去拿吧
Jake: Okay, then go get it.

1007
00:46:25,333 --> 00:46:26,233
Jake:你先去哪
Jake: Where are you going first?

1008
00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:55,100
Katrina: 拍卖
Katrina: Auction.

1009
00:46:55,766 --> 00:46:58,233
Katrina: 修硕那个的亲笔签名拍卖
Katrina: Shure's autographed item up for auction.

1010
00:46:58,233 --> 00:46:59,333
Katrina: 从1亿个币
Katrina: Starting at 1 billion coins.

1011
00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:02,500
Jake:修欢修数修卡
Jake: Shure, Shure, Shure.

1012
00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:06,000
Jake:哈哈哈我看啊看啊
Jake: Haha, let me see, let me see.

1013
00:47:04,533 --> 00:47:06,633
Tasha: 哦我说我的剪刀呢
Tasha: Oh, where are my scissors?

1014
00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:10,300
Jake:这这什么呀
Jake: What's this?

1015
00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:12,700
Jake:白鸟词典
Jake: White Bird Dictionary.

1016
00:47:11,566 --> 00:47:12,800
Shure: 鸟词典
Shure: Bird Dictionary.

1017
00:47:11,933 --> 00:47:14,033
Tasha: 对这是我行李箱里带的
Tasha: Yes, I brought it in my suitcase.

1018
00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:13,500
Jake:鸟在哪啊
Jake: Where's the bird?

1019
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:15,200
Shure: 鸟
Shure: Bird.

1020
00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:20,433
Shure: 然后这是繁体的那个言字旁
Shure: And then this is the traditional character with the speech radical.

1021
00:47:20,433 --> 00:47:22,600
Shure: 然后配合上这边是词
Shure: And then this part is the word.

1022
00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:23,033
Jake:噢噢噢
Jake: Oh, oh, oh.

1023
00:47:22,433 --> 00:47:23,233
Tasha: 哦
Tasha: Oh.

1024
00:47:22,833 --> 00:47:24,100
Shure: 然后把这所有都遮住
Shure: And then cover all this.

1025
00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:25,100
Shure: 这是个点
Shure: This is a dot.

1026
00:47:24,900 --> 00:47:25,700
Tasha: 哦哦
Tasha: Oh, oh.

1027
00:47:25,833 --> 00:47:27,633
Jake:可以是吧
Jake: Is that okay?

1028
00:47:27,100 --> 00:47:28,266
Shure: 是吧这个
Shure: Right, this...

1029
00:47:28,266 --> 00:47:30,200
Shure: 我绞尽脑汁想了半天
Shure: I've been racking my brains for a long time.

1030
00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:30,333
Jake:这花多少钱
Jake: How much did this cost?

1031
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,866
Shure: 这是我自己写的
Shure: I wrote this myself.

1032
00:47:31,766 --> 00:47:33,500
Jake:哦不值钱是吧
Jake: Oh, it's not worth much then?

1033
00:47:33,566 --> 00:47:37,100
Jake:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Jake: Hahaha.

1034
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,466
Shure: 更值钱了吧不应该
Shure: It's worth even more, isn't it?

1035
00:47:37,100 --> 00:47:38,100
Jake:好好更值钱
Jake: Okay, okay, it's worth more.

1036
00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:38,966
Jake:值钱值钱
Jake: It's worth a lot.

1037
00:47:57,466 --> 00:47:58,266
Jake:有 可能
Jake: Maybe.

1038
00:47:57,633 --> 00:48:01,300
Tasha: 56 就是一家
Tasha: 56 is just one family.

1039
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:03,800
Jake:你知道他叫什么吗
Jake: Do you know his name?

1040
00:48:03,833 --> 00:48:04,633
Jake:英文名
Jake: His English name.

1041
00:48:05,066 --> 00:48:05,866
Shure: 他吗
Shure: His?

1042
00:48:05,700 --> 00:48:06,500
Jake:嗯
Jake: Yeah.

1043
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,233
Jake:他叫他叫古希腊
Jake: His name is Ancient Greece.

1044
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:11,300
Shure: 真的吗
Shure: Really?

1045
00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:12,333
Jake:真的吗他叫古希腊对
Jake: Really, his name is Ancient Greece, right.

1046
00:48:14,166 --> 00:48:14,966
Jake:这
Jake: This...

1047
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:17,800
Jake:叫古希腊
Jake: Called Ancient Greece.

1048
00:48:23,433 --> 00:48:24,766
其他人：你觉得是没油了还是打火石
Others: Do you think it's out of fuel or the flint?

1049
00:48:24,766 --> 00:48:25,766
其他人：还是没油了
Others: Or is it out of fuel?

1050
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,400
其他人：  应该是没油了没油了
Others: It must be out of fuel, out of fuel.

1051
00:48:33,333 --> 00:48:34,500
Jake:哎你线拿下来了
Jake: Hey, you took the wire down.

1052
00:48:35,366 --> 00:48:38,266
Shure: 加点酒精吧要不哈哈
Shure: Add some alcohol, maybe, haha.

1053
00:48:36,566 --> 00:48:37,600
Lucia: 哇好可爱
Lucia: Wow, so cute.

1054
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,666
Shure: 哈不会
Shure: Haha, no way.

1055
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,433
Shure: 他只会整个都烧起来
Shure: It'll just burn the whole thing.

1056
00:48:45,966 --> 00:48:48,400
Jake:挺好天晴挺暖和挺暖和的
Jake: It's nice, sunny and warm, very warm.

1057
00:48:48,933 --> 00:48:50,166
Jake:我看看去
Jake: Let me take a look.

1058
00:48:50,233 --> 00:48:51,033
Jake:我是个
Jake: I'm a...

1059
00:48:51,966 --> 00:48:53,633
Jake:我看看我是个什么东西
Jake: Let me see, what am I?

1060
00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:56,866
Tasha: 特丑
Tasha: Super ugly.

1061
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:16,500
Jake:确实挺好看
Jake: It actually looks pretty good.

1062
00:49:16,366 --> 00:49:17,166
Tasha: 是吧
Tasha: Right?

1063
00:49:16,566 --> 00:49:18,600
Jake:是吧挺潮的确实
Jake: Right? It's pretty trendy, really.

1064
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,400
Shure: 太潮了真的
Shure: Super trendy, really.

1065
00:49:18,466 --> 00:49:19,633
Shure: 你今天就这样
Shure: Are you going like this today?

1066
00:49:19,566 --> 00:49:20,766
Jake:我就我今天就这样
Jake: Yeah, I'm going like this today.

1067
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:21,966
Jake:这是一个大勋章是不是
Jake: This is a big medal, right?

1068
00:49:21,966 --> 00:49:23,533
Jake:这是这是
Jake: This is, this is

1069
00:49:22,666 --> 00:49:27,900
Shure: 这是你可以叫supernova超新星
Shure: You can call this supernova

1070
00:49:37,133 --> 00:49:38,433
Tasha: 还有只短腿的
Tasha: There's also a short-legged one

1071
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,000
Jake:哪呢这个
Jake: Where is this one?

1072
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,133
Jake:这就是短腿的
Jake: This is the short-legged one

1073
00:49:41,733 --> 00:49:42,766
Jake:哦这长腿
Jake: Oh, this is the long-legged one

1074
00:49:44,833 --> 00:49:45,633
Shure: 倒
Shure: Fell down

1075
00:49:47,866 --> 00:49:48,833
Shure: 北邮也火了
Shure: Beiyou is trending now

1076
00:49:48,833 --> 00:49:50,233
Shure: 怎么着火了是吗
Shure: Why is it trending?

1077
00:49:51,300 --> 00:49:52,766
Jake:这个是长腿
Jake: This one is long-legged

1078
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,466
Shure: 阳台抽烟把把衣服点着了
Shure: Someone was smoking on the balcony and set the clothes on fire

1079
00:49:58,333 --> 00:49:59,333
Jake:我靠
Jake: Oh my god

1080
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000
Jake:这什么地方啊沙河
Jake: Where is this place? Shahe?

1081
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,100
Jake:哈哈哈
Jake: Hahaha

1082
00:50:10,133 --> 00:50:11,400
Jake:面包大学是什么
Jake: What is Bread University?

1083
00:50:12,566 --> 00:50:14,700
Shure: 不知道什么叫面包大学
Shure: You don't know what Bread University is?

1084
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,366
Jake:给你运上去
Jake: Let me send it up to you

1085
00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:20,100
Shure: 老学长们都已经不懂这个梗了是吧
Shure: Even the senior alumni don't understand this joke, right?

1086
00:50:20,533 --> 00:50:21,500
Jake:确实不懂
Jake: I really don't get it

1087
00:50:21,833 --> 00:50:22,700
Jake:你知道吗
Jake: Do you know?

1088
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:23,600
Shure: 我也不知道
Shure: I don't know either

1089
00:50:23,333 --> 00:50:24,833
Jake:那你们也老学长

1090
00:50:24,233 --> 00:50:25,666
Shure: 我也老学长了
Shure: I'm also a senior alumni

1091
00:50:27,033 --> 00:50:28,433
Jake:不懂沙河的这些梗
Jake: Don't get these Shahe jokes

1092
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:52,000
Jake:丰收
Jake: Harvest

1093
00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:56,366
Jake:哎呦我去
Jake: Oh my gosh

1094
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:05,733
Jake:哎呦哈哈
Jake: Oh haha

1095
00:51:05,733 --> 00:51:06,433
Jake:哎呦我操
Jake: Oh shit

1096
00:51:06,433 --> 00:51:08,233
Jake:哈哈妙啊
Jake: Haha, brilliant

1097
00:51:08,233 --> 00:51:12,700
Jake:哈哈这是命运这是命这是
Jake: Haha, this is fate, this is destiny

1098
00:51:14,433 --> 00:51:17,733
Lucia: 哦然后就那个大门他就像这样
Lucia: Oh and then the big door was like this

1099
00:51:17,733 --> 00:51:18,766
Lucia: 还有一个这个
Lucia: And there's this one too

1100
00:51:18,766 --> 00:51:21,500
Lucia: 嗯嗯然后我就有个书包进来
Lucia: Mm-hmm, and then I had a backpack on

1101
00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:23,500
Lucia: 这刚好放在书包袋子上
Lucia: It was just hanging on the backpack strap

1102
00:51:23,533 --> 00:51:24,500
Lucia: 我先进了门
Lucia: I went through the door first

1103
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:26,233
Lucia: 他一边跟我讲话一边往里走
Lucia: He was talking to me and walking in

1104
00:51:26,233 --> 00:51:27,433
Jake:其实挂那了
Jake: Actually, it was hanging there

1105
00:51:27,433 --> 00:51:32,300
Lucia: 哈哈走着走着哈哈哈
Lucia: Haha, walking and walking, haha

1106
00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:34,766
Jake:他要再设计好一点自动脱包
Jake: If it was designed better, it could automatically unhook the bag

1107
00:51:34,766 --> 00:51:36,233
Lucia: 特别好笑
Lucia: That's really funny

1108
00:51:37,766 --> 00:51:38,433
Lucia: 因为你就是
Lucia: Because you are...

1109
00:51:38,433 --> 00:51:40,833
Lucia: 你不知道的时候你整你整体是往前的
Lucia: When you don't know, you're overall moving forward.

1110
00:51:40,833 --> 00:51:42,200
Jake:对对
Jake: Yes, yes.

1111
00:51:40,933 --> 00:51:42,300
Lucia: 往后的立
Lucia: Leaning back.

1112
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,300
Lucia: 就像你走在地上正正常的走着
Lucia: It's like you're walking normally on the ground.

1113
00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:46,233
Lucia: 突然有人啪把你往后一拉
Lucia: And suddenly someone pulls you back.

1114
00:51:47,533 --> 00:51:49,500
Jake:就就这样
Jake: Just like that.

1115
00:51:50,233 --> 00:51:51,733
Lucia: 对对对哈哈哈
Lucia: Yes, yes, yes, hahaha.

1116
00:51:51,733 --> 00:51:53,800
Lucia: 不是不是因为你们学的时候是白神
Lucia: No, no, because when you were learning, you were like a rookie.

1117
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,500
Jake:哈哈哈
Jake: Hahaha.

1118
00:51:56,900 --> 00:51:59,300
Lucia: 你好像有一些非常神奇的技能点
Lucia: You seem to have some really magical skills.

1119
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:00,200
Jake:哦是吗
Jake: Oh, really?

1120
00:52:00,333 --> 00:52:01,133
Lucia: 是的
Lucia: Yes.

1121
00:52:01,733 --> 00:52:02,533
Jake:你好
Jake: Hello.

1122
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,733
Jake:我我姐今天又又又破防了
Jake: My sister got upset again today.

1123
00:52:06,733 --> 00:52:09,033
Jake:又又又给我们整破防了
Jake: She made us all upset again.

1124
00:52:09,366 --> 00:52:11,133
Lucia: 怎么了说说看
Lucia: What happened? Tell us.

1125
00:52:10,966 --> 00:52:11,966
其他人：我爱爱听
Others: I love to listen.

1126
00:52:11,966 --> 00:52:13,733
其他人：爱听一些别人洞房故事
Others: Love to hear other people's stories.

1127
00:52:13,733 --> 00:52:17,200
Jake:哈哈哈这什么来着
Jake: Hahaha, what's this?

1128
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:17,933
Jake:我靠
Jake: Oh my.

1129
00:52:17,933 --> 00:52:20,400
Jake:首首先首先是路上看到一个挖掘机
Jake: First, we saw an excavator on the road.

1130
00:52:20,766 --> 00:52:22,433
Jake:然后问我开没开过
Jake: Then she asked me if I had ever driven one.

1131
00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:24,000
Lucia: 你开过我没开过
Lucia: Have you? I haven't.

1132
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,400
Lucia: 他开过哈哈
Lucia: He has, haha.

1133
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:26,966
Lucia: 哇为什么啊
Lucia: Wow, why?

1134
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:29,033
Lucia: 好神奇
Lucia: So amazing.

1135
00:52:29,966 --> 00:52:30,933
Jake:开开挖机
Jake: Driving an excavator.

1136
00:52:31,966 --> 00:52:34,500
Jake:各种还有啥来着
Jake: Various things, what else was there?

1137
00:52:37,933 --> 00:52:39,366
Lucia: 我觉得开挖掘机很帅
Lucia: I think driving an excavator is cool.

1138
00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:40,333
Jake:我也觉得
Jake: I think so too.

1139
00:52:40,433 --> 00:52:41,500
Jake:我都没动过
Jake: I've never tried it.

1140
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:43,333
Jake:我也想开挖机
Jake: I want to drive an excavator.

1141
00:52:43,333 --> 00:52:44,900
Lucia: 我家有一个乐高挖掘机
Lucia: I have a LEGO excavator at home.

1142
00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:46,300
Jake:哈哈你也开过
Jake: Haha, you drove it too.

1143
00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:47,000
Jake:你也开过
Jake: You drove it too.

1144
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,100
Tasha: 我们家有挖机
Tasha: We have an excavator at home.

1145
00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:48,900
Tasha: 去我家开
Tasha: Come to my house and drive it.

1146
00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:50,566
Jake:哈哈我不光开过
Jake: Haha, not only did I drive it.

1147
00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:50,566
Lucia: 我不光开过
Jake: Haha, not only did I drive it.

1148
00:52:50,566 --> 00:52:51,500
Lucia: 我还造过
Lucia: I've even made it myself.

1149
00:52:51,833 --> 00:52:52,733
Jake:你造过嗯
Jake: You've made it, huh?

1150
00:52:52,733 --> 00:52:54,500
Lucia: 我亲手一块一块做吧
Lucia: I made it piece by piece with my own hands.

1151
00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:56,166
Jake:哦OK
Jake: Oh, okay.

1152
00:52:57,333 --> 00:52:58,200
Lucia: 就很tricky吧
Lucia: It's pretty tricky, right?

1153
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:01,100
Lucia: 就像我本科损失两辆车一样是是
Lucia: Just like when I lost two cars during my undergrad years.

1154
00:53:46,433 --> 00:53:48,133
Tasha: 等我装饰房间的呢
Tasha: Wait, I'm decorating the room.

1155
00:53:48,766 --> 00:53:51,033
Jake:怎么搞what should i do
Jake: What should I do?

1156
00:53:51,666 --> 00:53:53,166
Tasha: what to do
Tasha: What to do?

1157
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,366
Jake:what should i do
Jake: What should I do?

1158
00:53:55,566 --> 00:53:56,766
Tasha: 把快递先都拆了
Tasha: Unpack all the packages first.

1159
00:53:56,766 --> 00:53:57,966
Tasha: 然后拿上来
Tasha: Then bring them up.

1160
00:53:57,166 --> 00:53:58,400
Jake:好好
Jake: Alright, alright.

1161
00:53:58,033 --> 00:54:00,433
Tasha: 然后开始装饰
Tasha: Then we can start decorating.

1162
00:54:00,533 --> 00:54:01,900
Jake:好好
Jake: Okay, okay.

1163
00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:08,433
Jake:你现在插的是你的线还是我的线
Jake: Are you plugging in your cable or mine?

1164
00:54:08,933 --> 00:54:09,866
Tasha: 我现在插的
Tasha: I'm plugging in...

1165
00:54:10,166 --> 00:54:12,233
Jake:啊
Jake: Huh?

1166
00:54:10,933 --> 00:54:12,166
Tasha: 插的是我的生命
Tasha: I'm plugging in my lifeline.

1167
00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:13,366
Tasha: 你的生命线
Tasha: Your lifeline.

1168
00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,633
Jake:我的生命线了
Jake: My lifeline.

1169
00:54:14,433 --> 00:54:17,066
Tasha: 是的我的生命线在楼下
Tasha: Yeah, my lifeline is downstairs.

1170
00:54:15,633 --> 00:54:17,966
Jake:好的
Jake: Got it.

1171
00:54:19,233 --> 00:54:20,566
Jake:我没生命线了
Jake: I'm out of lifelines.

1172
00:54:21,133 --> 00:54:22,133
Tasha: 那你完了
Tasha: Then you're done for.

1173
00:54:55,833 --> 00:54:57,033
Jake:古希腊怎么拼
Jake: How do you spell Ancient Greece?

1174
00:55:03,666 --> 00:55:05,433
Katrina: 确实啊在哪呢
Katrina: Indeed, where is it?

1175
00:55:05,433 --> 00:55:06,600
Katrina: 刚起的
Katrina: Just started.

1176
00:55:07,366 --> 00:55:11,433
Jake:咔哇咔cartrina
Jake: Kawaka, Katrina.

1177
00:55:12,366 --> 00:55:13,933
Jake:okay cartrina
Jake: Okay, Katrina.

1178
00:55:26,533 --> 00:55:27,766
Tasha: 知道这是什么吗
Tasha: Do you know what this is?

1179
00:55:28,066 --> 00:55:30,066
Jake:这纸眼睛
Jake: This paper eye.

1180
00:55:28,166 --> 00:55:29,966
Tasha: 这个
Tasha: This.

1181
00:55:30,166 --> 00:55:31,666
Tasha: 你知道这眼睛怎么用吗
Tasha: Do you know how to use these eyes?

1182
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:32,533
Jake:贴眼睛上
Jake: Stick it on the eye.

1183
00:55:31,666 --> 00:55:34,700
Tasha: 贴在哪都会很有灵魂
Tasha: Stick it anywhere, it will be soulful.

1184
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,766
Jake:贴在哪都会很有灵魂
Jake: Stick it anywhere, it will be soulful.

1185
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:35,600
Jake:好
Jake: Okay.

1186
00:55:36,233 --> 00:55:37,333
Jake:贴眼睛上
Jake: Stick it on the eye.

1187
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,933
Jake:你把你手机拿出来好嘞
Jake: Take out your phone, alright.

1188
00:55:52,866 --> 00:55:54,266
Jake:你这线是谁的线
Jake: Whose cable is this?

1189
00:55:54,866 --> 00:55:55,666
Shure: 我的呀
Shure: It's mine.

1190
00:55:54,866 --> 00:55:56,066
Jake:哦
Jake: Oh.

1191
00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:57,300
Shure: 怎么了
Shure: What's up?

1192
00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,066
Jake:那这线是谁的线
Jake: Then whose cable is this?

1193
00:55:58,966 --> 00:56:01,133
Tasha: 我的那你的线是谁的线
Tasha: It's mine. Then whose cable is yours?

1194
00:55:59,066 --> 00:56:01,233
Jake:我的那你的线是谁的线
Jake: It's mine. Then whose cable is yours?

1195
00:56:01,233 --> 00:56:04,666
Jake:你的那我这根线是谁的线我靠
Jake: Yours. Then whose cable is this? Damn.

1196
00:56:03,466 --> 00:56:04,666
Tasha: 我靠
Tasha: Damn.

1197
00:56:06,466 --> 00:56:08,200
Jake:我看看我去
Jake: Let me see, damn.

1198
00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:10,933
Jake:挺可爱我看看你的线是什么线
Jake: So cute. Let me see what kind of cable you have.

1199
00:56:11,833 --> 00:56:13,366
Jake:你这线是我的线
Jake: Your cable is my cable.

1200
00:56:15,633 --> 00:56:17,433
Tasha: 可爱吧你想要什么
Tasha: Cute, right? What do you want?

1201
00:56:17,433 --> 00:56:18,966
Tasha: 都可以你想要几百个
Tasha: Anything you want, hundreds of them.

1202
00:56:22,533 --> 00:56:23,633
Tasha: 哪都可以贴
Tasha: You can stick them anywhere.

1203
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:23,466
Jake:哪都可以吃
Jake: You can eat them anywhere.

1204
00:56:24,100 --> 00:56:25,666
Tasha: 贴上就注入了灵魂
Tasha: Stick them on and they have a soul.

1205
00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:27,566
Tasha: 给你两个大眼睛
Tasha: I'll give you two big eyes.

1206
00:56:28,966 --> 00:56:30,566
Jake:我的线是你的线
Jake: My cable is your cable.

1207
00:56:30,566 --> 00:56:33,666
Shure: 我靠这还有安格斯厚牛堡都没吃呢
Shure: Damn, we still have Angus thick beef burgers we haven't eaten.

1208
00:56:33,666 --> 00:56:35,566
Shure: 对啊太败家了吧
Shure: Yeah, that's so wasteful.

1209
00:56:33,666 --> 00:56:35,633
Jake:对啊
Jake: Yeah.

1210
00:56:35,566 --> 00:56:36,700
Shure: 这一帮帮的
Shure: This whole group.

1211
00:56:35,766 --> 00:56:36,566
Alice:这帮垃圾
Alice: This bunch of trash.

1212
00:56:37,166 --> 00:56:38,366
Jake:还有两个
Jake: There are still two.

1213
00:56:38,766 --> 00:56:40,366
Jake:两个
Jake: Two.

1214
00:56:39,166 --> 00:56:41,500
Shure: 我两个我操
Shure: Two? Damn it.

1215
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,800
Shure: 太太过分了
Shure: That's way too much.

1216
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:47,600
Shure: 这么好的东西不吃我天
Shure: Such good stuff, not eating it, my gosh.

1217
00:56:47,166 --> 00:56:48,133
Jake:咋办炒的吧
Jake: What should we do, fry it?

1218
00:56:48,133 --> 00:56:49,400
Jake:要不什么炒
Jake: Or what, fry it?

1219
00:56:48,966 --> 00:56:49,666
Shure: 什么炒了
Shure: Fry what?

1220
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:51,433
Jake:哈哈哈
Jake: Hahaha.

1221
00:56:49,666 --> 00:56:52,200
Shure: 拿微波炉叮一下不就得了还炒了
Shure: Just microwave it, no need to fry.

1222
00:56:51,433 --> 00:56:53,566
Katrina: 这可以直接这样充吗
Katrina: Can I charge it directly like this?

1223
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:54,800
Shure: 可以
Shure: Yes.

1224
00:56:54,066 --> 00:56:56,633
Jake:可以呃可以可以
Jake: Yes, uh yes, yes.

1225
00:56:56,633 --> 00:56:58,533
Jake:确实确实可以确实可以
Jake: Definitely, definitely can.

1226
00:57:01,533 --> 00:57:02,333
Jake:嗯
Jake: Hmm.

1227
00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:09,900
Shure: 怎么怎么打扫呢
Shure: How to clean this?

1228
00:57:16,766 --> 00:57:20,366
Shure: 杨老板可以在这立个固定机位
Shure: Jake, you can set up a fixed camera here.

1229
00:57:18,133 --> 00:57:18,933
Jake:哎
Jake: Eh?

1230
00:57:20,366 --> 00:57:21,366
Shure: 拍个延时视频
Shure: To shoot a time-lapse video.

1231
00:57:21,366 --> 00:57:23,400
Shure: 我们在这酷酷收拾那什么

1232
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,366
Jake:哦哦哦这都有啊
Jake: Oh, we have all this here?

1233
00:57:25,366 --> 00:57:26,633
Jake:这一圈都可以拍
Jake: You can shoot all around here.

1234
00:57:26,233 --> 00:57:27,866
Shure: 啊也也是对
Shure: Yeah, that's right.

1235
00:57:27,433 --> 00:57:29,166
Jake:对
Jake: Right.

1236
00:57:31,333 --> 00:57:36,766
Tasha: 对啊哈哈哈他连你下面的都想要
Tasha: Yeah, hahaha, he even wants the stuff below you.

1237
00:57:37,766 --> 00:57:40,166
Jake:这下面的现在应该还能买的到
Jake: You can probably still buy the stuff below.

1238
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,800
Jake:对当时我觉得能买到也挺牛逼的
Jake: Yeah, back then I thought it was pretty cool to be able to buy it.

1239
00:57:42,733 --> 00:57:45,366
Tasha: 要不要给你眼镜上贴两个超小的
Tasha: How about putting two tiny ones on your glasses?

1240
00:57:46,266 --> 00:57:47,066
Jake:怎么贴
Jake: How do you stick them?

1241
00:57:49,266 --> 00:57:50,833
Jake:我靠这个是比目鱼
Jake: Whoa, this is a flounder.

1242
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:52,033
Jake:这是什么鱼
Jake: What kind of fish is this?

1243
00:57:52,766 --> 00:57:55,200
Jake:掌掌掌两边的鱼是指什么鱼
Jake: What kind of fish are the ones on both sides?

1244
00:57:58,166 --> 00:57:59,466
其他人：别墅手感还挺好
Others: The villa feels pretty nice.

1245
00:58:04,433 --> 00:58:05,733
Tasha: 现在就给你一个命令
Tasha: Now I'm giving you a command.

1246
00:58:06,166 --> 00:58:07,900
Tasha: 把家里所有的能贴上眼镜的
Tasha: Put glasses on everything in the house.

1247
00:58:07,900 --> 00:58:09,033
Tasha: 都注入灵魂
Tasha: And give them all souls.

1248
00:58:08,833 --> 00:58:10,033
Jake:我靠
Jake: Whoa.

1249
00:58:09,766 --> 00:58:12,366
Tasha: 现在把手上贴两个戴在门口
Tasha: Now stick two on your hands and place them at the door.

1250
00:58:11,566 --> 00:58:13,000
Jake:再等等这边贴两个
Jake: Wait a sec, put two here.

1251
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,000
Jake:迎接一下客人哈哈
Jake: To welcome the guests, haha.

1252
00:58:14,033 --> 00:58:15,233
Tasha: 哈哈
Tasha: Haha.

1253
00:58:16,433 --> 00:58:17,666
Jake:把门上贴两个
Jake: Stick two on the door.

1254
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,166
Jake:修硕眼睛上贴两个

1255
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:23,666
Tasha: 这不是我的
Tasha: These aren't mine.

1256
00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:24,933
Tasha: 哦这还是我的
Tasha: Oh, these are mine.

1257
00:58:26,633 --> 00:58:27,433
Jake:那
Jake: Then...

1258
00:58:28,666 --> 00:58:31,566
Jake:开玩笑我们走了一路全是泪

1259
00:58:33,133 --> 00:58:34,000
其他人：这个是什么
Others: What is this?

1260
00:58:34,266 --> 00:58:36,033
Tasha: 不知道很可爱吧
Tasha: No idea, it's cute though.

1261
00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:41,533
Tasha: 不知道是什么
Tasha: No idea what it is.

1262
00:58:44,733 --> 00:58:48,000
Jake:餐布野餐野餐用的早

1263
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,533
Jake:拿来咱拿去野餐
Jake: Let's take it for a picnic.

1264
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,833
Jake:浴袍床单
Jake: Bathrobe, bedsheets.

1265
00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:58,933
Tasha: 就是挺好看的
Tasha: They do look pretty nice.

1266
00:58:58,733 --> 00:58:59,466
Jake:确实
Jake: Indeed.

1267
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,566
Jake:这是哪个民族啊
Jake: Which ethnic group is this from?

1268
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:04,800
Jake:甜品民族
Jake: Dessert nation

1269
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:06,600
Jake:甜品族
Jake: Dessert tribe

1270
00:59:08,933 --> 00:59:09,966
Jake:我觉得挺好
Jake: I think it's pretty good

1271
00:59:11,233 --> 00:59:12,633
Jake:这饭就到位了
Jake: This meal is perfect

1272
00:59:13,166 --> 00:59:15,366
其他人：这个中有什么故事啊
Others: What's the story behind this?

1273
00:59:14,533 --> 00:59:15,333
Tasha: 不知道
Tasha: No idea

1274
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,000
Jake:这钟这么小
Jake: This clock is so small

1275
00:59:19,166 --> 00:59:20,333
Jake:好看反了
Jake: It looks amazing

1276
00:59:21,533 --> 00:59:22,333
Jake:好看
Jake: Looks great

1277
00:59:24,133 --> 00:59:25,200
Jake:嗯
Jake: Hmm

1278
00:59:24,233 --> 00:59:25,300
Tasha: 5号电池
Tasha: AA battery

1279
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:28,233
其他人：还得是你
Others: It's all you

1280
00:59:28,066 --> 00:59:29,833
Tasha: 哈哈哈
Tasha: Hahaha

1281
00:59:28,566 --> 00:59:30,266
Jake:还得是你
Jake: It's all you

1282
00:59:30,266 --> 00:59:32,066
Jake:不是一个够的都对不起你
Jake: One isn't enough to do you justice

1283
00:59:36,166 --> 00:59:38,633
Tasha: 我们屁人就是讲究机缘巧合
Tasha: We just believe in serendipity

1284
00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:55,700
Tasha: 这什么好看
Tasha: What's so great about this?