It's true, it will pay for itself! Millions of tourists will flock out to Oahu to ride the scary choo-choo hay-ride with it's screeching steel-on-steel rusty wheels and swaying as it's about to buckle from the rail tracks from the broken plastic shims holding the steel rails together through the sugar plantation fields to the middle of nowhere where the event organizers will have a giant burning-man event every Halloween! I'd pay $20 every Halloween for the fright fest!