Please, Garrison, quit the writing and just go back to the radio on your show that old people find so charming within the first few moments of listening since it seems all so old-timey; but then, about four minutes in (seven if they land during a commercial break), their delight fizzles as they realize what a close-minded leftist you actually are. And the irony melts their hearts most of all. I've seen it first hand, lots and lots of times... Lots of times...