What a fun thread!  To kind of tie it all together and keep on-topic, Von Miller reportedly took a college course in "Poultry Cultivation" which involves learning how to raise chickens.  Texas A & M is a renowned agricultural school and he may have been required to take a farm-related elective for his degree and the course description looked interesting to him.

Across the prairie and a safe distance from the Bronco Barnyard, the chefs are getting their grills heated up to cook up a mess of horse meat steak come Monday night, October 30th.