While your editorial will be dismissed by some as just "political correctness" I found it refreshingly to the point.  It's a funny yet sad   reminder of how cultural stereotypes differ from group to group.   Given that local Black Lives Matter students have raised serious questions about the University of Oregon it hits close to home as well.

Regarding the DOJ's new system--  "It all began when the DOJ’s Criminal Justice Division gave a new social media monitoring program a trial. The “Digital Stakeout” program sifts through keywords on Facebook, Twitter and other platforms, identifying users in a geographic area."
Poor George Orwell must be laughing his head off in his grave.