As the old saying went, at least in the Navy, an Ensign crawled around the floor and drooled everywhere, a Lt. walked upright and grunted, could leap tall Tonka trucks in a running leap, a Captain could run faster than a tricycle, could leap a kitchen chair, also with a running start and advise those above him on topics to talk to God about. Then there is an Admiral, running faster than any congressman and able to leap a couch with only one step and talks to God. Then there is the E-7 or Chief Petty Officer, he is God.