In other news Trudeau today approved the purchase of the Parliament Buildings by a Chinese construction firm tied to the red army. "I'm quite comfortable in our Chinese friends and have no security concerns," Trudeau said, smiling broadly for the cameras. "I much admire their style of governing, you know." 
Trudeau said the Chinese money pouring into the Liberal Party of Canada coffers had nothing to do with his devotion to China and his obedience to their every whim and desire, as he smiled broadly again for the cameras.