Dude you sound like a bitter pre-doc with a pony tail who makes maybe $15k year after spending a couple hundred thou trying to get a terminal degree.  Is it true like Lester said that UH wouldn't give you a gig as an adjunct. Dude kids with Hawaiian Studies degrees get hired as adjuncts. Ever think that pizzing everybody off is not a good career move.  Does kinda explain you crying for a guaranteed income. Gotta eat.