I'm about to read this article, titled "Knights' Monetary Influence Skews Our Church."  (Caps supplied). A natural skeptic --- all A's in my LSU Skepticism class --- I'm prepared to read all about the Knights' damnable influence peddling in damnable causes. Being a former prosecutor of impeccable fairness, however, my mind is open to signs of innocence. Then I see the accompanying picture --- two people holding an 8-foot banner with the words---Oh, my, Oh dear Jesus!---"We Choose Life."  And sprinkled among them are little flakes of signs saying "Choose Life."  Horrors!  Can I restrain my prejudice?  

Thank you, NCR!  Through sheer inadvertence, you have persuaded me --- me, a peevish, penny-pinching pauper --- to pile as much currency and property as possible into a properly insured dump truck, and send it careening into the nearest Knight's back yard.  Thanks, NCR!  I take back everything I've ever said about you (all of it bad).

Now, on to the article.  Choose life.