A Yorkie or Chihuahua, maybe, and good riddance.  If only they got big enough to eat OTHER useless, parasitic "ornamental" species like Sarah Jessica Parker, Melania Trump and Jessica Simpson.  And before the faux "feminists" start firing up their metaphorical chainsaws, I'll mention that no males are included in the above short list because I find very few males "ornamental".  Sorry, I'm wired that way.  

Useless and parasitic?  They're WELL-represented, and usually also dangerous rather than just useless.  Well, Killary the Blood-Countess is dangerous, even more so than Trump, but she's dangerous by policy and an hatred-driven need to "settle scores", imaginary or otherwise, and the Trumpy the KKKlown is dangerous via narcissism and incompetency.  The damage comes from subordinates which slip their leashes through his incompetence.