The Pope, the Queen and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you believe in.
God asks the Pope first, who responds: "I always try to do right by my followers around the globe." God offers him a seat to his right.
Then God turns to the Queen and she responds "I try to do the best I can for my subjects around the globe." God offers her a seat to his left.
Finally, God turns to Trump and says, "And you, Donald, what do you believe?" Trump replies, "I believe you're in my seat."