Your grasp of the proper usage of the word "percent" has skidded to the left by two places. You meant a 14 percent ROI (one of every seven, not one of every 700 as 0.14 percent represents) with 9 percent for the donkeys and 5 percent for the pachyderms.

Calculating batting averages can be taxing, even for the best Jethro Bodines among us. Unless, of course, you were filing under the "you knew what the $@#! I meant, you booger-picking nitwit" clause that so many here claim as their constitutional right to bare ignorance. Then it makes perfect scents.