Emily, keeping up with the Alaskan Reality Shows is a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it, and you're doing a fine job! Keep 'em coming, they're great! Noah's 'date,' "Karryna" was the 2013 Miss California and is now a part time actress and waitress in San Diego. The song Noah "wrote" was for a girl from Hoonah who dumped him in order to go away to college. Who would've thunk a girl would leave a self-proclaimed "genius" for her own education? Karryna didn't meet the qualifications that his ex-girlfriend had, I'm guessing!