Tillerson:  "C'mon. . . . cut off their oil. . .

China:  No.

Tillerson:  C'mon. . .  cut off their oil. . . then they won't have nukes.

China:  No.  Plus, we like them with nukes.  They make you look bad with nukes.

Tillerson:  C'mon. . . please.

China:  No.  Innocent North Koreans will die or become refugees and cross into . . .

Tillerson:   C'mon. . . SO WHAT!?!! . . .they're ASIANS!!

China: . . . .

Tillerson:  OH! . . .uuuuuuuhhhhh. . . HILLARY HAD A PRIVATE EMAIL SERVER!

China:  So what?  We hacked it.  Nothing good.  She likes cats.

Tillerson:  We'll ban your imports. . . .

China:  You don't want new iPhone?  Your wife will be mad.  We read her email.  She want one.

Tillerson:  OK, how's this.  Ban booze imports to Jong Un.  Dry out the varmint.

China:  Won't matter.  He has gout.  He doesn't drink.

Tillerson:  OK, then ban shipments of pronography to Jong Un.

China:  Won't work either.  He follows Cruz on twitter.

Tillerson:  C'mon. .  . cut off their oil. .