I like your thinking but you don't go far enough.   These selfless and incredibly hard working people have richly earned more than a mere long vacation.  They have earned the right to retire, and the sooner the better.

Accordingly, I am asking real Canadians who care about our First Couple to contribute to TURF - the Trudeau Urgent Retirement Fund.

Show you care by sending as many small, non-sequential, unmarked bills as you can manage to TURF at 24 Sucks Us Dry, Awfulwa, OntarIOWE.

No matter how much you send it will be less than you'll get fleeced for if the Trudeaus aren't turfed as soon as possible.