Ol' Cheque book Justin will buy off the voters.  Their isn't a problem he can't solve by just writing another cheque from his unlimited line of credit.  Aboriginals, Khadr, feminists, the Maritimes, environmentalists.  Just ask and Justin will borrow whatever it takes to get your vote.  Step right up get your Trudeau snake oil.  This product will cure everything from warts to heart disease.  Give us more of your money and we will produce a life for you that is so perfect you will believe you have died and gone to heaven, yes, Dr. Justin is in the building. Coast to coast like buttered toast.