Trump said the appointment [of  special counsel]  “shows we’re a divided, mixed-up, not unified country”.  How true!  

...he "leapt" to describe the development as "a distraction." Well, he's wrong, in this case, which interesting in itself, because Trump, of all people, should be familiar with the concept of "distraction." 
And then...

“Well I respect the move..."  but THEN calls it "the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history!"

One thing's for sure: Saturday Night Life is in trouble--they just can't compete with this guy.