Hooray!
We're saved! We're saved!
The new President of France is a same old business-as-usual quasi-liberal pseudo-progressive  moderate  middle-of-the-road illiberal liberal centrist ex-banker who hates both the left and the right.
   Our savior is a non-descript guy who claims to represent all things to all people but will be unlikely to do any good for anybody but the multinational globalist 1% oligarchy.
  We're saved!
  Hooray!