...the return lines for a oil treater setup like the one in Jed Clampett's swamp, plus the li'l ole "spill"  at the curb of the street between the old well and the new tanks....    ....then all the Cali-forney city-boy hysteria about 1400 old oil wells and pipes like those of the Clampetts'...  And the new neighborhoods that the City of Firestone's "Public Works Department" managed  construction and mapping for when they built them over the swamp... er oilfield.   ...and the East Boulder County Yankee city boys  and in their tissue paper overalls showin' up over at the City of Erie's meetin', lookin for a linchin'.   ...OOOOh--weeee!!!, Lord have mercy!   Devil Anse Hatfield and Ole Ran'l McCoy would be jealous!!!