Taking one out of the conservative talking head playbook, here. . 

BUT

Ken_Conklin, if you want this thread to remain on topic, and you don't want discussion of Ken_Conklin or Ken Conklin, then stop talking about Ken_Conklin and Ken Conklin, and about how offended Ken_Conklin and Ken Conklin's feelings are. . .

Same advice for @realDonaldTrump and Donald J. Trump.