No, no! It was the Russians who kept her from going to Wisconsin. They hacked into the avionics in the Scooby Van... Mookie thought they were headed to Oshkosh but the GPS went flooey and they wound up in Martha's Vineyard.

But seriously, she busted her leaky butt campaigning for the Michigan primary... AND LOST! They found out that the more she campaigned, the more people hated her. That's why she didn't campaign in Wi, Mi and PA.