I wish we could make a wager on your 269-vote scenario. I'd propose that the loser buy the winner drinks for life. Oh, and subsidize the darts games as well. But I wouldn't include food in the bet, having had enough of your pub fare.

Trump needs to pull off more than the trifecta you propose. He also has to win one or two blue-leaning state. Not gonna happen. My prediction is that HRC ends up with somewhere in the neighborhood of 350 electoral votes.