I have no pity for Melanoma; she married for the money, though seeing the Trumpster naked is a high price to pay for money, not to mention other duties required. Excuse me a moment while I go throw up.

I do, however, feel sorry for Barron, partly because of the first name, Barron, but also because of his last name, because it's quite clear at this point the Trumpster is going to go down as the biggest liar, the most incompetent leader, and the least intelligent politician in the history of politics.