Anyone who says I don't watch Fox except....YOU WATCH FOX.  Okay, maybe you're not a moron, but your hypothetical is moronic.  Better?  Amazing how your MAGAphants remain obsessed with all these private citizens.  Okay, so you remain obsessed with the daughter of a private citizen so I'll answer your first question: Yes, I think Chelsea Clinton would have gone straight to the FBI.  That should make your Fox-News-watching head explode.