I suppose it's of some use that sports reporter school flunk outs can find employment as headline writers at the G&M.  And it's damned fine of the Liberal Party of Canada to step up and do the government's work for it.

Of course, proper news reporting and headlines are just so, well, boring.  You need hyper-partisanship, us and them, tension, animosity.  Two people walk down a street.  No story.  One punches the other.  Now you have a story.