Burrows!  Stalberg!  Jokipakkalakkawakka!

Yikes.  Is this supposed to sell tickets?  Ottawa has one of the worst attendance records in the NHL as a percentage of capacity, right between Columbus and Florida.  The Sens might make the playoffs in the exceptionally weak Atlantic Division, but no one in Ottawa is fooled by this nonsense.  We want the Cup, not an opportunity to watch the Sens get eliminated in the first round by the Caps or the Rangers.  Thanks but no thanks.