You left out torturing puppies while chanting the praises of Lil' Kim the Boy Dictator, forcing the proletariat to work endless hours without compensation for the benefit of  Uncle Donald while living in souless gray concrete towers that are hell-holes of pestilence and corruption, requiring everyone to pick their noses for at least one hour a day, and worst of all, putting into operation their real goal that is so unspeakable that we'd best not even say it aloud! And don't forget letting everyone speak their mind even if they don't worship the Navy. And that's not even counting COERs hidden agenda! Ahh, the evils of COER . . . the fate of western civilization itself hangs n the balance