Trump is so bad he makes the Establishment look good.
How bad is Donald?
Donald is so bad he makes the Establishment look like chocolate milk and cookies.
Donald is so scary he makes the Establishment look like Mommy talking us into bed.
Donald makes everyone feel so insecure he makes the Establishment look like Santa Claus.

"Please, Mr. Corporate Employer, pretty please, protect me from Donald's changes! I'll never ask for change again, I promise! I'll never ask for another raise. I'll work for six dollars and 12 cents an hour forever and work overtime without pay. Please, Sir, just keep everything exactly as it is. It's perfect. You're perfect. I'm not worthy! Bbbwwwaaaaaaaaa!!!!"