Oh this new one by Andy Horowitz is just too spot on:

"Ben Carson Warns That Bible Makes No Mention of Housing or Urban Development
“As you can well imagine, I did not want to be in charge of something that the Bible does not condone,” Carson said, in his first public statement since Donald Trump chose him to be the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. “But then I realized that perhaps the Lord wants me to take this job so that I can banish housing and urban development from the earth.”"