No, no, no. My wife is deeply embittered, paying lip service to all this Catholic stuff in our marriage, waiting for the day of her liberation by the Pill, praying to God every day to change my mind about contraception so that she'll be released from the shackles of child-rearing and borderline indentured servitude. She can't even read for crying out loud which is why I can post this with impunity.

And yes, enjoy the increased risk for breast, cervical, and liver cancer with the Pill (https://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/causes-prevention/risk/hormones/oral-contraceptives-fact-sheet) instead of taking body temperature and observing normal cervical mucus. An enlightened choice.