Stop, Notch!  You are cracking me up.  I now see the previous comment which did not previously display.  Yes, I do wear glasses.  Yes, I am local but feel under no obligation to prove that to you just because I am part-Hawaiian, part-Chinese and speak/write English correctly.   My Hawaiian grandmother and her Chinese husband were growing taro in Big Island's Waipio Valley long before you were a twinkle in your parents' eyes.  If you don't understand that expression, go to the library (online or otherwise) and look it up.   I hope life has turned out better for you than, according to you, it did in the library.