There's nothing wrong with comparing apples and oranges. Both are fruit, roughly spherical and handsized. Both can be used to make delicious juices. The skin of an orange is inedible, and of course the taste is different, but otherwise they are very similar, and certainly comparable.

But, once again, nobody is talking about banning things - except you. But when someone flips the bird, they should expect a hostile reaction

Thanks for the tip on Pop's Smokehouse, I will try that.