Sir, the difference between us is that I am quite happy to be the little dog, the faithful Republican hound, that you claim me to be.  Mr. Clark for one directly claims me to be somebody important.  So do you and Ms. Lumos.  It is quite clear that you both do.  Otherwise, you would not be so obsessed with putting me in my place as you see it.  Also, your obsession with putting me in my place blinded both you and her to the very tongue and cheek way in which I described myself as important.  If you will review the record, you will also notice the same light tongue and cheek to the way in which I described my literal fifteen minutes of greatness.

Why didn't I object to Helga's faithful Republican hound slam?  I believe in loyalty more than I believe in myself.  Her intended vicious body slam in her context turned out to be a sweet complement in mine.

Sorry I had to spell it out for you.  Self importance is self destructive.  A lesson all may wish to learn from.