"We'll never have to buy a doughnut off the back of a U-Haul truck again..."
ah yes, those were trying times.  never forget...  
but alas, your sweet and tasty deep-fried ship has finally come to port, i.e. your foodhole.  never again shall your coffee be lonely, your fingers un-sticky!  i have a dream.  a dream where everyone in this great city, regardless of color or creed, can have easy access to frosted deep-fried goodness at any hour of the day or night.  a place where people can get chubby on their own time, free from the shackles of the oppressors.   let the neon green and red and white sign be a beacon of hope, a sign of love, a sweatpants safe-haven.
i have a dream...