Because you want to think ill of Cupich?

For those of you who do not know the song "The Vicar of Bray", it's about an English clergyman who keeps changing his religious views to match the prevailing political winds, in order to keep his job.

And this is law I will maintain
Until my dying Day, Sir.
That whatsoever King may reign,
I will be the Vicar of Bray, Sir!