Really - you want the Globe comments to have an ombudsperson? Would it be available to the majority of commenters, the ones who use it for free?  

What they do have are management people you can complain to, as I've done several times.  With mixed success, but that's ok.

Of course I think Globe comments should have rules.  They do. We differ about whether they are adequate.  I think they are.  I'd say that their rules are more detailed than (for instance) the vast majority of employers.

I don't really know what your final little jab is about, but I'll consider it an attempt at humour.