Who are "you people" and what are they deflecting and projecting? Are you one of those in the tinfoil hats thinking everyone is out to get you, huge member?

The only mental gymnastics going on here is where you submit a post without using the words sexist, racist, misogynist, or homophobe. Oops, you fell off the balance beam again.

You put "you're a towel" in quotes. Who said that, and what does it mean? Readers are anxiously awaiting your version of the facts.