Tax on makeup is the perfect way to fund girls self-esteem classes. Because moms who wear too much makeup are destroying the youth of tomorrow.

Tax on golf drivers is the perfect way to fund youth sports. Because men who buy exotic drivers to take the focus off their horrendous middle game are destroying the youth.

Tax on frozen and processed school lunch products is the perfect way to fund kids health programs. Sure, we put the PPS out of business, but is that really a bad thing? As long as we do it with "equity" and "inclusion", it's all good right?