This is one of the funniest articles I've read in a long time. With this assertion I spit out my Denny's coffee  "investment guru Scott Reiman" as I never knew that being born with a titanium spoon in your mouth qualified one as an  "investment guru."  But as this fast bunch of boys has learned, it never pays to live that crazy lifestyle they were engaged in and what an embarrassment as they'll never be on on Blacktie-Colorado.com again with their wives or whoevers wife...oh the horror, how will they cope?!?!?!