Luis, dear soul, you write with such supreme magisterial authority.  By your own ipse dixit, you re-define the valid "matter" for each sacrament. Can you tell us incognoscenti what your authority to teach and bind  is, and who bestowed it?  
Knock it off and be real!!!  Label what you write as your opinion and nothing more.  That's the truth of it.  And, having done that, tell us the theological credentials which make your "ipse dixits" credible.