"You don't wish to be me" - Baleka Mbete

Au contraire, Blaeka, I would very much like to be in your shoes - over 2.5 mill annual salary plus perks, and 25 million screwed out of Goldfieds in an "empowerment" deal.

Boy, would I LOVE to be in your financial position.

As Bill the bard wrote, "methinks the lady doth protest too much"