The inanity of your position is shown by your claim that possession of a flagpole and the raising of it from time to time in a marital relationship uniquely qualifies you to critique the successor to Peter, who was given the Power of the Keys, and told "Who hears you, hears Me."

In order to buy that I would have to use Adolf Eichmann as a moral model, rejecting the Church in favor of the rantings of a solo self-appointed Messiah. Instead, I ask "Does he actually know anything about this?" and listen to the Church, not you.

Your first error involves some problems in identifying who is your superior, leading to the erroneous conclusion that you have none.