The Obama administration enjoyed forcing post menopausal nuns to buy something they would never use: your birth control.  The Trump administration has put an end to that.  Sorry about your luck, buddy.



Drive up to CVS, and buy your own &#%$ birth control.  No one -- least of all the Little Sisters -- needs to be involved with that.



According to CVS's web site, you can buy a box for just $3.99 + tax.  If you can't find five bucks in your budget for this, then maybe you should be advised to abstain.