Is anyone else out there wondering why Jeff Sessions is so desperately clinging to a job that his boss clearly doesn’t think he’s good at? 

After all, the current bully-in-chief is going the extra mile to let the whole world know he thinks Jeff stinks at his job and should be replaced. 

Of course, Trump can’t do anything normally. 

Instead of directly and discreetly letting Sessions know he is displeased with him, he’s chosen to break up with him in a manner befitting the most immature of middle-schoolers, whereby, without warning, he suddenly stops speaking to his partner, starts rumors about them, and publicly calls them names.