The best part of this article are the awesome company names.  Despite being the apparent villain, Happiedaze takes the cake, with Uncle Herb a close second.  

The worst part of the article are comments from the Jesus warriors (pro and anti).  The pro side mistakenly believes that playing their trump card (no relation to Donald) wins the hand regardless of the other players' cards.  The anti side thinks belittling the pro side will change their minds, as if that antagonistic approach ever resolved an argument.

I hypothesize that partaking in the substance referred to would improve the civility of their conversation.  It's much harder to argue when peacefully snacking.