How to Get Away with Welfare Fraud
1. Use an address you do not reside at for Ontario Works/ODSP. Use a naive family member or friend to help you (forging government documents is a crime)

2. Continue to live at your actual address
If you live with your gainfully employed significant other that’s okay (just say you are a single unattached person). Make sure they do not know the social assistance rules for couples (because they are aiding and abetting)

3. Deposit cheques into a joint account
You can blackmail the co-owner. They too will be on the hook for fraud so they better not talk to the authorities. If convicted, they will have to pay the $ back, so the entire onus of restitution is not on you

4. Pretend you have a disability 
Easiest is to fake a mental illness. GP's are not trained in malingering so get the notes from them. 

5. If you really want to look disabled, try to get a "service dog"

6. Because welfare fraud usually brings jail time, set up someone to take the blame.