Patsy "cost me" my girlfriend.  She got up one morning, "I'll be back tonight".  She went down to San Jose State and reapplied for a Masters in Special Education.  Equal opportunity worked, second time.  I got her a "part-time job" with the California Air National Guard near her new home. 
She got that degree and had a wonderful career as a "traveling special ed teacher".  My girl had absolutely zero interest in athletics.  Patsy done good!