"As for your second question (re me) stating: "who holds himself out to be Hispanic? - [Bubbly]" - 

(My answer) I never have, so it is not anything I can (or would even try to) answer."

Perhaps you can explain the selection of your name "como_estas"?  Are you a non-Hispanic displaying your command of a second-language greeting?  Are you trying to direct your comments to those who speak Spanish?  Some other reason?  We know it can't be that you are pretending to be Hispanic because that would be deceptive.

I'm super duper serious here--not trying to joke around.  We have a wonderful posting community as you well know and your efforts to clean up the riff raff by reporting posters is evidence of that.  I just want to know more about my fellow comrades in the forum.  Thanks in advance!

Beepity, beep beep!