I'm certain that Trump's inaugural address will rival Lincoln's "With malice towards none..' speech in eloquence and vision: 'I've had my share of pu$$y and it was great, just like me. Those Russian videos of me with 12 year old girl are fake (what? no one has mentioned 12 year old girls?) that part of my speech was misquoted by the liberal media and never happened. Yours in precious bodily fluid health.

It will bring  tears to the eyes.