Right!
Why pay taxes.
We don't need roads, police, an army, or any of those fancy things like tanks, planes or cybersecurity.
No need for victim services during floods, tornadoes or forest fires.
Best we should just sell the farm to America, Russia, China or England and depend on them to be kind and generous once we can no long hew wood or draw water.
Yup, I'll just have to choose my parents wisely so that everything works out for the best.