D Demento: How to make a fat kid:
Addendum  .-)
Ever watch what people buy in grocery stores ???
- Cartons of soft drinks
- Donuts, cup cakes, cookies 
- Bags of chips
- "Packaged" junk - of course with "nutrition label"
- White bread - the baked wall paper glue kind.
Then they stop at an all-you-can-eat place and stuff themselves....
Waddle back to their SUV to go home, then watch "sports" !
What could possibly go wrong .-(