Hold up, wait a second here. Didn't I just read, in the ADN itself, several articles about studies being done that said our crime rate was going DOWN? Didn't I read here, in the ADN, about the citizens living near Valley of the Moon Park meeting with APD and the Chief of Police, being told their fears and concerns were overblown? That the 'increase in property, theft, and drug crimes' was *imaginary*??? Hasn't APD been saying for some time, "there are no serious issues here" and the people of Anchorage were being hysterical?

Now they are saying there *IS* an increase? That 'we believe a lot of this crime is driven by an increase in drug use"????!

Holy S*** Batman, stop the Gotham Presses! This has 'Fake News' written all over it! it can't be true, they were telling us last month it was all lies! Now they are saying it WASN'T?

Where's Agent Orange when we need him? We need a Wall, and ICE, and some tweets, STAT!

And a new Chief of Police wouldn't hurt.