Of course we need guns on campus! We need guns everywhere to make America Great again! Evil doers and bad guys are everywhere! Don't you people watch Fox News? In fact toddlers shoot more Americans than terrorists do and I saw one just the other day babbling in what sounded like Arabic. Everyone knows that a good toddler with a gun is the best way to stop a bad toddler with a gun! And how is that possible unless they are all armed? Unless we are all armed!? 
I'm with President George Bush when he said "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." 
Vote for party that always says No! to Obama but never says no to the NRA. 

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/mar/13/the-macabre-truth-of-gun-control-in-the-us-is-that-toddlers-kill-more-people-than-terrorists-do