Please then, share the obvious solution. One day Dougherty's under contract, the next he's not but soon on Jim Mora's staff. One day he's in the car with a colleague who's arrested at 2 a.m. for suspicion of driving drunk, the very next day he's on the road working it with Oregon's star quarterback recruit. He's a Duck on signing day and a Bruin assistant a few days later. So, enlighten us. How'd all that go down, insider?

Making an offer to his kid is just a feel-good gesture by a dad. We'll see how it plays out in three years. The new WR coach seems almost good enough to have been hired in the first place even by someone who's not that kind of idiot, according to you.