Ah, not so much a supporter as a mooch. Got it. You'll be pleased to know that Verne (note the spelling) Lundquist will be calling Saturday's game as well, so you can get an early start on your criticism of his work, which he's been doing for CBS only since 1982 as part of a 52-year career in broadcasting. You're certainly qualified to give him the old what-for, though, same as you did Mike Krzyzewski (note the spelling) elsewhere. My, you have such high standards of everyone. With one glaring exception.

Verne (note the spelling) will no doubt gush about the four Oklahoma players starting their 104th game together tomorrow. Maybe just as he did over Jack Nicklaus winning the Masters at age 46 or Tiger Woods's victory at Augusta in 2005. Or when Duke beat Kentucky on Christian Laettner's buzzer-beater in the 1992 NCAA Elite Eight. Or a Super Bowl he called. Or an Olympics. Such the amateur he is at 75. Let's take his car keys away.