Voters: Hmmmm. Let’s see now. What have we learned? 

When the GOP lose, they cannot govern. 

When they win they cannot govern. 

My my my.

GOP: ( sob, sniff, honk, snuffle)

Dems (picking up their 85 year old song book): 

So long sad times
Go long bad times
We are rid of you at last


Howdy gay times
Cloudy gray times
You are now a thing of the past


Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
So let's sing a song of cheer again
Happy days are here again


Altogether shout it now
There's no one
Who can doubt it now
So let's tell the world about it now
Happy days are here again

Voters: (sigh)