Wait a minute now, Republicans plan to triple the gas tax, income tax, take our PFDs....I am sure they have more taxes planned to get $3 Billion dollars out of us.  Give them a chance.  

Winter clothes are a necessity, how about a special tax on winter gear?

Shoes really tear up sidewalks, how about a tax on each shoe.  Extra tax for pumps.

People like hamburgers, how about a tax on those?

Maybe they could put up some random toll collectors on roads.  

How about a tax on children under 18, they are really causing a burden on the state.  

And seniors...how about a tax on seniors for staying in the state?   They should have moved to the lower 48 and instead are using our state resources.

All kinds of Alaskans are taking water from their wells tax free- Not anymore!  $300 tax per year.

Are you dumping crap into your own septic tank?  Alaskans are not paying their fair share!  How about a $500 per year tax.

Dipnetters taking salmon for free- I see a new tax opportunity...