Ok.  This is a joke, right?  House of Cards writers are doing a spoof?  I wonder if Mr District Attorney (X) used the same 'thought processing' when he was w/the court?

My oldest brother, retired fireman, used to get pulled over ALL THE TIME drunk.  SO drunk and everytime those cops just brought him home.  

There really shouldn't be two sets of standards but like I said "I just don't get humans"