Don't ask me why, but I used to watch WWF wrestling all the time back in the 1980s.  I became so tired of the Hulk Hogan music, I came up with my own version: "I am a real Republican / Fight for the rights of Ron Reagan".

I'm a recovering Republican, too.  The Lindauer debacle was the final straw for me.  I'm amazed at how the party regulars to this day try and cover up for their being so asleep at the wheel on that one.  At least I was paying attention to the hints of trouble Tuckerman Babcock was dropping months beforehand.