No matter what my wife is looking for around the house, if it doesn't stand up and salute her, she can't find it!!  For some strange reason, she seems to think I know where everything is......as for the fridge, I shop, I fill it and I do all the cooking in our house so I know exactly what is where.  Same with the pantry.  

I do in fact tell my buddies they are lucky their wives cook for them.  As a former chef, I would love it if someone would cook for me all the time - but then again, I do like good food!  :)