Seriously? You came to a state with a population of 550,000 and essentially tripled that for a day. We all came together to witness what for most of us was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and you whine about freakin' traffic? Embrace the moment - or the two-plus minutes of totality - and remember that, not the ensuing inconvenience of not being able to speed back to your home at a pace you would normally expect.  

This was special. Our state played host to three times our normal population, all trying to jam into the narrow path of totality. I'm a freakin' criminal defense attorney and even I thought the cops did a good job out there on Monday.

#firstworldproblems
My heart BLEEDS for you and your suffering.