Science Duck, I hope that works. But as Superman's father Jor-EL (played by Marlin Brando) said of his son before launching him into outer space, "His dense nuclear structure will render him impenetrable."  Lacking Kryptonite, we are left only with reason, which can't penetrate resistant skulls, more's the pity.  Thanks for trying, you did a better job than I did.  I was ready to throw in "Go fork yourself, Gomer!" as a last resort, but I don't think it would have dented that numb skull.

I am still laughing.  This forum is a kick in the pants!