Paging OCD serial poster 907AK.  We have a mission for you.  You're squid ink is needed in the most environmentally regulated state in the U.S.  Please gather your HuffPo cut-and-paste, Social Justice Warrior caste and help save the poisoned Californians.  

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-lead-california-exclusive-idUSKBN16T18Y?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews

It will be nice to get out of your mom's basement and a sure thing you'll fit right in.