How bout you get up from in front of the TV and do it yourself.  Cheaper and you get a better job.   Who told you that you could work 8 hrs, go home do nothing but watch TV and retire with a billion dollars at 50.....  

My wife and I own our own home and we do little to no work on it other than cut the grass.   Sometimes we decide to refinish are room or the garage or something but life is not for TV bud.