"Putin: (exasperated) "Ok, let's try it again from the top."

Trump: "Putin, your actions in S...Si..."

Putin: "Syria."

Trump: "Syria were cruel and uncalled for. Glares at Putin."

Putin: "No, you're not supposed to read that part."

Trump: "But you said to read everything that has my name next to it."

Putin: "Just the lines, not the stage directions! Just keep going."

Trump: "Oh, ok. (louder) Glares at Putin."

Putin: [smacks his face]

Trump: "We're here today to try to...knee-goat-eye-ate-"

Putin: "Negotiate!"

Trump: "That's not how it's spelled."

Putin: (under his breath) "I should've let China deal with this moron instead..."" 

*reincarN8ed of Reddit