"Lyrics from 50 years ago. I don't recall if the song's intent was sarcastic ridicule, or meant to convey the concept to toddlers."

Silly, your post is "Dizzy."  Aside from getting the lyric wrong, you either didn't know the original lyric or can't even detect the spirit of an insipid piece of bubblegum.  Were you a sociology major in 1969?