I've got something to tell the Usual Suspects on the ADN who have given Trump their unwavering support. You may want to sit down before you read it....

Ready? DONALD TRUMP NEVER WANTED TO BE PRESIDENT. It was SUPPOSED to be the usual Palinesque plan; do the primaries, plug your new book, fleece the rubes of the little money they have and ride off into the sunset. You know, the usual. 

I don't think anyone is more surprised that Donald Trump has gotten this far than Donald Trump and I don't think anyone will be more relieved when he loses than he will. He's not the slightest bit interested in doing the work of presidentin'. It was all just another one of his get-rich-quick scams. You'd think that at least Alaskans would have figured it out, but Palin-Americans don't lurn so gud. He is currently sabotaging his own campaign so that he can play off the victim set after he loses. 

The damage that he's already done to the integrity of the election process will haunt us for generations.