Hey Grisham.  Let me introduce you to the real Santa....It's all of us working stiffs paying taxes so your non-profit "ministry" can afford to send you off on a vacation to Texas while we freeze up here at home working.  

Consider being more careful with your direct-action evangelism...you may upset a Texan and find yourself having a face-to-face conversation with Jesus sooner than you expected.

chill out dude.