I have carefully perused the Bible and I just can't find that reference to the AR-15. 

 I also don't remember seeing a story where an AR-15 has " violated his holy commandments" much less "countless times".

Was it the one about failing to honor the AR-15's father and mother?  Did "countless" AR-15's commit adultery?  Who has testified to witnessing that?

God doesn't want him charged; Senator Prozanski and Representative Barnhart want him to be charged, otherwise there would have been an exemption in the law for Episcopalian priests; there isn't.