Only in your telling - no scripture experts agrees with your inaccurate opinion.  First - only Mark ad Matthew use this line;  it is not the actual words of Jesus; etc.
Second - you use *literally* which is NOT how the church does it - we take context; etc. to arrive at a balanced interpretation.  
Third - https://www.ncronline.org/blogs/ncr-today/what-does-jesus-really-say-about-marriage-and-divorce 
Key points:
Jesus is not addressing pastorally complicated situations, but "no fault divorce," which none of the synod's progressives were trying to defend.
Second, Jesus speaks of the decision to remarry but says nothing of what to do later on, after contrition has run its course, children have been born, love has grown, and abandoning the second marriage would become an act of violence itself.
Third, Jesus doesn't answer the Pharisees' question with a clear yes or no; he adverts not to the law but to the spiritual meaning of marriage, derived from Scripture