Yeah, the only difference between you and Kilkenny (being co-snakes and all) is that Pat is  a tremendously successful "King" snake, while you're a tiny little "Garter" hiding under a rock. While King Kilkenny roams the country chasing down formidable prey (those who maight help us stay competitive in big boy football) you (Garter Cleanupboy) never venture far from the safety of your little rock, except to occasionally nip at passing crickets or other small insects you might be able to take from behind. 

It's called working/earning success as opposed to cowering and resenting others who put themselves out there. Hiss...here comes a rodent Cleanup...quick...hide...