I purchased an expensive bottle of champagne to celebrate President Trump's inauguration at 12pm Friday at work.  I am so happy that he won after eight years of the weak goon racist Obama.  What I need is to see Trump swear the oath on the Bible on Friday, not Elton John for the hundredth time.  Democrats might need entertainers to have a good time (didn't help Hillary), but most people don't.  

This is going to be a sweet inauguration for hundreds of millions worldwide.