This civil comments organization, their MO dissimilar to the dealTom Sawyer gave Huck Finn.  Most employees, or whatever they are now, of civil comments, almost for sure are going to have to look up that reference on their phones, the little darlings.

Yes, if that sounds sarcastic, please infer there's sarcasm.  

We will manage and oversee the comments section by dumping all the responsibility onto posters, not 1 of whom is qualified.  Not of whom signed on for that.

So, respectfully, when are you guys going to start earning your $$?