Dear Mr O'Leary,

You have Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) a long-term pattern of abnormal behavior characterized by exaggerated feelings of self-importance, an excessive need for admiration, and a lack of understanding of others' feelings. People affected by it often spend a lot of time thinking about achieving power or success, or about their appearance. 

For the sake of your family (and now, Canada) please seek treatment.