How has my beloved free republic fallen so low as to allow a degenerate Trotskyite, Mossad mole like Stuart Smalley Franken to stain the honor of the people’s congress?  
God forgive us for having been so recreant in our duty to be vigilant against just such 
domestic enemies as the boorish, indecorous, hyper-partisan Franken.  
Beware the Enemy Within