I think I should be President. I'm a much quicker study than the orange stain currently occupying the Oval Office, smarter, more sane, up on the issues and have a much better class of friends to "nominate" for Cabinet positions. I have management experience and solid leadership skills. I'm not a pathological liar, pussy grabber or sexual predator. I read. I know more than 10 words.  Plus, I'm younger, up on my shots and have all my teeth. Face it: I'm way cuter. It's a solid win-win. 

Roy Anthony for President!!!!!!  (and the crowd roared)