“Motorcyclists fare poorly in crashes.” It took me a while to realize this was a crash, as the article first repeatedly says very clearly that this and similar incidents were accidents. 

By mentioning that I’m “backpedaling” you’re implying I’m on a bicycle, and that I’m vulnerable and weak, even against Yugos and Mini Coopers. I’m feeling very offended.

In my e-mail notification it says you wrote “depends if the bike is a Homda …” so apparently you’re suffering from Register Guaritis as well.