In the Not in the Onion category, the near sede fundamentalists over at the Remnant have a petition to Donald Trump begging him to "investigate" and remove Pope Francis.  Rorate Caeli is having a hilarious Twitter meltdown over the KOM situation and has Tweeted this to their Lord and Savior, Donald Trump's Twitter account, numerous times.  I am going to let them in on a secret; Steve Bannon is trying to use Burke to get rid of Pope Francis.  Pope Francis just won the first battle in that fight.