Trump;
"Since NASA won't say their planet flattening crisis is as real as they say the planet isn't flat, all climate change funding will be terminated."

Life is Good;
Smog Warning Days thanks to the clean burning of fossil fuels have been rare for decades in N. America and now fracking is ending the oil wars with possible world peace and is giving reliable energy to countless future generations. 

Wind and solar are Y2K jokes now.

*Note; Smog Alerts, Advisories and Watches only measure conditions that could cause a Smog Warning to be issued that we almost never have anymore.