Judge: Mr Igou are you able to make bail?  Igou: I have a job that pays pretty well.  Judge:  What do you for a living?  Igou: Mostly I am a career criminal but find that being incarcerated from time to time interferes with my lifestyle.  Judge:  So the laws of this state are an obstacle to your lifestyle then.  Igou:  I could not have said it better myself.  Judge:  Bail set to whatever Mr Igou can find in the sofa and next.