If one enters  Canada, other than  via a legal Border  Entry Post :   "It's welcome, how do you do?    -----  ou., " Ca va? "   Thanks  to the SCC Singh decision. those of you coming to Canada illegally can claim :     free housing, free health care, and welfare payment cheques  [ the more kids, the more money you get]   will be mailed to you on the next business day...
Oh,  you need a lawyer  because your documents are  counterfeit or,  oops , you lost them?     No problem,  Canadian taxpayers  will pay for your lawyer  too. 
You think you may have a Canadian citizen relative here, born in Jordan,  convicted of  terrorism  in a Canadian court,  and  you are worried he might not be able to sponsor you?     His Canadian citizenship was revoked by a Conservative government but just reinstated by a Liberal  govt ?  No Problem.   He is a CANADIAN!   
You despise our culture, e.g.   the way we treat women, gays, etc.?   No problem,  a Canadian is a Canadian .
WELCOME