And you, er, John Elway was born in a log cabin, is working on a cancer cure in his garage and feeds orphan puppies every day before his morning jog. All is rainbows and unicorns at Mile High Stadium and the best players available are only those who “want to be a Bronco.” (When in reality, every player plays for money and they want to be whatever is paying them.)

I didn’t say Elway, er, you “secretly” fired Gary Kubiak, nor did I say Kubiak’s health issues aren’t real. I did say, and still believe, that two situations meshed conveniently for a smooth coaching change. You can believe what you want.