Have to laugh at the jokes, although I'd never think their "softness" to be true for one second.  My first game was that infamous snowball game against the Raiders.  Was standing on the running track right behind the Raiders bench when the first snowball flew past Lincoln Kennedy.  He immediately turned around and stared straight at me.  I actually started laughing because it struck me funny anyone could think I'd be so stupid.  Those things on the teams are frightening...

Now a kicker, maybe....