I think I would have noticed the dead mouse before biting down, too. I always look at restaurant food with some degree of skepticism. I also think that I would have chewed a submarine sandwich before wolfing it down, and that I would have detected a two-inch piece of corrugated plastic before swallowing it. But maybe the lady was distracted from her chewing by her driving? I don't swallow buffalo wings without locating the little bones and spitting them out, and I learned early to use my mouth to separate tiny fish bones from the good part.

Perhaps Subway should sue Ms. Juckert for misdemeanor chewing?