Solve homelessness in Hawaii for less than $1 per bum in 3 easy steps!
1. Go out to (D)onlulu's sister city (D)etroit and scoop up thousands of homes for $1 each the city auctions off all the time!
2. Put each bums name on the property deed and zip-tie the deed around their neck like a dog collar so they don't lose it.
3. Force the bums onto the next cargo ship destined for the mainland and congratulate them on being new homeowners and wish them a heartwarming bon voyage!