Wanna know what's wrong with the Blue Jays?
That's the 64 million dollar question, right?
OK. Because you guys are all my buddies I'll clue you in for 64 thousand dollars.
Just step right up and toss your credit cards in the hat.
There you go.

OK. Now. What's wrong with the Blue Jays? It's not their pitching, hitting, fielding, base  running, bunting, managing, their  coaching, their  team chemistry, or their little maple leaf on their caps.
  It's they're Republicans.
   They're all Republicans.
   Some guys  on some teams are all stars but the Blue Jays are all Republicans.
   There you go. Best $64,000 you ever spent. Right?