The fundamental problem you will find is that Marianne Mertens has significant credibility and you, Secretary of Parliament, have very little. .... I wonder whether you have funds put aside to pay your PR Company....( was it Bell-P?) , as I suspect you would be incapable of writing this article.

I understand too, you are on 'gardening leave' while investigations into your conduct as Secretary are underway. That says very much about your 'character'!