News that after Hula, belly dancing recently became the # 2 dance, beating out the Macarena in Hawaii, a certain Hawaiian congressman and dance aficionado, considered the international ramifications, and thought, I need to study this hip swaying contender for top dance in Hawaii. 
Before he left, he issued a statement, "It's important that Hula stay on top." 
This fact finding mission to Turkey seemed rather typical, business as usual, much like Senator McCain's numerous junkets promoting international peace, and AIPAC daily flying Congressmen to Israel for free to observe their wall building. Free is free, and a perk is an appreciated perk.
Then investigative journalists revealed that this certain Hawaiian representative had an all consuming addiction to Baklava. His spokesperson said the congressman refuses to presently answer questions until his return from what he is now calling his "addiction therapy junket."