907AK reads satirical news (unknowingly), takes it literally, then propogates it where it has no place. 

Congratulations, full meltdown complete.
 
like this:
btw, It's not xenophobic to fear fundamentalist Muslims.
Their holy book teaches them not to love they neighbor but to convert that neighbor and impose the medieval system of oppression known as sharia law.
Why do they always quote their holy book, the Quran, when they do the most heinous acts you could ever imagine? Raping, murdering, kidnapping, cutting peoples heads off, crucifying them in public squares, putting them into a cage, setting them on fire are all in the name of religion!