I have very seldom agreed with Ms. Southey's "columns" in my entire life' even if posted in the "opinion" section of the newspaper. I would like to ask Ms. Southey a very basic question. 

Please describe to me a realistic world which in your mind is really truly possible which would cause you to write glowing, spiritually uplifting, laugher inducing columns. 

My god you are an awful bore! I think it is time to retire.