Way to see through the smokescreen that some people call "reality!" 

By your logic, you are going to be delighted on November 8! When the media reports that Donald Trump lost in an unprecedented landslide, it will actually mean he WON in an unprecedented landslide!  And when they cover President Clinton being sworn in and taking the motorcade to the White House, you'll be smiling because you'll know it's actually President Trump in that car!

Take THAT, truthiness!