Your right, only real estate agents, salesman, bankers, bar owners, and developers and contractors, insurance agents, drug company reps.  etc. etc.  should get the big bucks, ....because they are really the smartest people, who spend their lives in extremely complicated and thoughtful endeavors in selfless pursuit of universal truths for the primary purpose of helping the human race. 

OMG.  I've been shown the light.
Yeah, 1 percent for charity and telling lies to Jesus will save their fetal alcohol riddled brains also.  Yeah, sure.