I don't understand why this guy is having problems and no one wants to date him. Of course I would never date anyone who is the same height as a 12 yr old girl because all short guys have nasty attitudes and Napoleon complexes; drink heavy and cannot keep true to one girl.
Oops! Did I just generalize? Sorry, I was reading from that guy's script.
Not all gals with tats are bad, just like not all guys under 5'8" have bad attitudes. Perhaps if he'd had a nicer attitude when he was younger, he'd have a ring on his finger. No gal wants to be saddled with a nasty bloke.