Have you written here anything positive about such relationships? No. Therefore you have deliberately misrepresented them as (in your own, borrowed words) 'gravely sinful'. What a hateful thing to do! That's homophobia. 

These relationships, as with their heterosexual counterparts, can express heroic virtue, and can even be the ground of nascent holiness. But being a homophobe, you wouldn't, recognise this, would you, much less publicly admit it? Like Scripture, and the CCC.

Hadn't heard of Mr Do-Bee? Romper Room: children's educational programme. No? Let me introduce him to you then: the ever-moralizing, ever-righteous, over-sized, animated bumble bee, Mr Do-Bee. His  grating anthem of self-praise: 'I always do what's right. I never do anything wrong. I'm a romper room do bee, a do bee all day long.'

Mr Do Bee wasn't believable either, Mr T, even to such a small boy as I was.