Lived in the Bush for years, have lived in my current house for three years.  Never had a single problem until last week.  All new neighbors have moved in up and down the street and they are all burning green wood.  6 PM hits and you can't see 20 feet in front of you from the smoke.  My house is sealed tight and I have over $1,000 worth of filters.  I do have a wood stove, and I do know how to use it, which is why I wasn't the inconsiderate neighbor.
Jen, please go f#%$ off, for the good of humanity.  Thanks for all of the assumptions, you were wrong on all of them.