LOL. I think Jesus *can* do anything. 

Return serve: do *you* believe that it matters -- at all -- what sort of food a priest might use at Mass? Would it be the Eucharist if a priest used, say, brownies and coke? Jelly beans and orange juice?

Does it even have to be...anything? If he had a plate and a chalice containing *nothing at all,* after saying the prayers, would the Eucharist be there nonetheless?

See, because either you say: no, no rules whatsoever -- which leads to absurd conclusions as I just outlined, or -- you admit there *are* rules, which makes your mocking of the existing rules hypocritical. 

So which is it? No rules, or rules you like better? (And what might those be?)