"what's he going to do when he's older? "

i think he already has that part figured out.  "i wanna be a recidivist when i grow up":

http://www.newsminer.com/news/local_news/man-sentenced-to-months-in-prison-for-role-in-home/article_81aa9de8-9f08-11e5-9929-339e4fba7c9b.html