I'd like to see a tax on romantic movies, I never go see them.   I'd also like an extra tax on roller coasters, I don't use them, people are hurt on them everyday.  We need two seperate line, one for roller coaster prices, one for the Tea Cups (uh, they make you dizzy, they should have additional tax for 'too much fun').    How about an extra tax on U of O athletic events, too many drunk, sexist, violent, activities.

*If you were being sarcastic, as I suspect, then just add this for fuel.