You can always tell a  conservative.   

They will be telling you how government regulations are all bad and about how government should get out of your life.  

Immediately afterwards they're will be trying to  run your sex life, tell you how to dress, and tell you what recreational drugs you can use as they take a drag on their cigarette and take a big swig of bourbon as they grab the butt of some poor girl walking by minding her own business.

Ya you have to love those cons. Hypocrites pretty much one and all.