you know, the owner never stepped up and this a**hole didn't rat the owner out. i'll bet it was his dog,  and being an a**hole,  kept Earl in his backseat too long while he was in the stores.  i'll bet Earl pooped in his mustang.  kinda makes sense with him not naming the "friend" for whose dog he was "taking care of" and the way he went off.  .  now,  this guy is a good candidate for court mandated sterilization - yeah - best keep him away from small kids...
 edit:  no idea why the bold print showed up.  user error would not be ruled out)