907AK,
If it's not your bowling league meetings, Save the Spotted Owl meeting or Frat house meetings, what governmental meetings might you have attended where no Pledge,Prayer or Flag Song was sung. You seem proficient in throwing lots of gutter balls so  that I thought you must be a serious bowler on Buddy's  Bowling League. 
As for my reading matter, I admit that I have been reading your letters so I have to agree that it is pretty goofy stuff.