How the knowledge of the ancients is being lost.

I am so lucky my grandpa told me, “son, don’t ever vacation in a war zone, and if you have a wife, don’t honeymoon in a war zone. If she is pregnant double don’t. Algonquin Park might be a better choice. Get one of those nice cabins by the lake. And if your previous wife tells you her home country is a land of milk and honey and filled with really swell gun toting folks with only pastoral aspirations well, son, just don’t go there. If you do, I swear I’ll cut a switch for your backside.”