Two parents were trying to figure out if their daughter was a republican or a democrat. They asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up. She said, "I want to be President, so I can feed and house all the poor people in the country." The parents said, "Why wait? There's a homeless guy in front of the grocery store. We'll pay you $20 to mow the lawn, and you can give it to him." The girl looked puzzled. She said, "Why don't you just pay HIM to mow the lawn?"
The parents looked at each other and said, "She is a republican."