I am so relieved, Kurgan. I thought the box which contains all evil seventeen times over, had finally managed to get you censored and thrown off the blog. Fortunately for the welfare of all our souls, you are still here to guide us to the beatific vision. A novena of thanksgiving over the next nine Saturdays - oh wait a minute, the cup final is in eight weeks - a novena of thanksgiving over the next seven Saturdays will be done in your honour, for nine - no wait a minute, seven - weeks off the cleansing fires of Purgatory. You, that is, not me.