Drunks sure are fun aren't they? I'm sure with all of his drunken driving this clown was a real asset to the community. Drunks like this guy kill and maim way too many people, dogs, cats, moose, trees, power poles and so much more I find it hard to think of this guy as anything but a loser.

Reading of the mannequin-memorial to his true nature makes me glad I did not know him.