I understand your point, and I wasn't trying to offend.  But the sacraments are only confected if the matter, form, and intent are valid.
In terms of matter, the only valid ingredients are unadulterated wheat flour and water.  Some NO dioceses in the not too distant past encouraged their lay populations to create recipes for the bread.  Many were "consecrating" what could only be described as cookies which included honey, sugar, yeast, rose water and other invalidating ingredients.  Some "priests" were "consecrating" tortilla chips, Kool-aide, doughnuts and coffee, with the knowledge of their "bishops."
As far as form, the Council of Trent spelled out precisely what the words of the consecration must be.  The NOM does not adhere to the form in any of its "Eucharistic Prayers."
Concerning intent, the priest must intend to consecrate, that is, he must intend for the sacred species to become, by the power of Christ, the body and blood of Christ.  Many "priests" today deny the RP of Christ