Jr Selfie doesn't have what it takes to be "corporate elite".  If he could even get a real job, his arrogance and colossal naivete would keep him confined to the mail room and he knows it.  So his approach is to stand outside the building and throws stones, rather than doing his job.  Oh!  he doesn't know what his job is.  So he travels to another conference and gets painted as the "hottie PM".