So this is the Globe's idea of journalism among its staff; 
Either you're a right-wing closet Republican who scoffs at anything less than unbridled, regulation-free markets, or you're a feminist who can't string two sentences together without being triggered at this one-thing-that-happened-one-time-way-over-there-but-it's a-big-deal-really.  Ta-da!  "balanced journalism"!