Indeed, and near impossible Mr. Doyle, no matter how distant a fishing hole one is working to ignore the distemper of our time. 

Such a graceless age!

No doubt either that gorging yourself on those media outlets mentioned you too could have missed the greatest birth since the three wise men. Given time who knows. This one was delivered straight-faced, more mangy than manger, to thunderous applause from the gathered minions and caucus members as if to prove they weren't packing sidearms in their various swaddling and summer attire. What we learned is that the very very rich are getting very, very VERY rich. Who knew? No indication of irony, no tip-of-the-cap to Samsung, the $330 Bil, nor the stretch goals or the legal issues over yonder either. 

And that was the underwhelming birth of modern day Papulists. They seem a little short on the Gold, the Frankencense the myyrh these days. 

How rich of you not to have noticed Mr. Doyle, but its all so exhausting in the dog days of summer.