Your mama is no fembot despite inexplicably tottering in what fashion dictates.  Stronger, faster and more deft with unbound feet-  those stupid heels in the trash or in the holster of a tool belt- she can rappel anywhere up and far away from the paper doll conspiracy of daytime television's sheepy tutorials and social media's meang̶i̶r̶l̶s̶people toward a paid purpose-driven life.