I was on the Gong Show.  Chuck Barris; about the kindest person I ever met.  Wonderful staff.  I went on the show to put a lip-lock on Juicy JP Morgan.  I got Johnny Paycheck!  Elke Sommer called me "handsome" and gave me a "nine".  Doctor J did not like my act.  Paid $300.02, one day SAG scale, and a case of AquaNet hair spray.