John, thanks for wrecking the Alaska economy by voting to give away almost all the oil revenue to my industry.  Those fancy dinners we buy you sure pay off for us in London, and Houston, Texas.

We'd be very unhappy with you if you placed the interests of Alaskans first.  Whew.  We are laughing all the way to the bank.  

See you in Juneau, John.  We'll keep the fancy food and wine flowing...