John missed the Constitutional Convention 227 years ago and didn’t realize we have an Electoral College nor does he know the reasons why.

Marty believes letting San Francisco and Los Angeles choose presidents is just the sort of thing the Founding Fathers set out to avoid.

John is a Democrat. He is quite upset because his favorite candidate also failed to realize the only votes that count are in the Electoral College and spent her time sucking up to the blue states.

Marty is non-partisan and believes that people who look for salvation through political parties are known as the gullibles.