We have been waiting a long time to implement the glorious revolution and line up the miscreants up against the wall;

We were hoping to have these public punishments ready on Canada Day but alas there does not seem enough time to organize them.

Firstly, those who rush up on the turning lane and cut in front of me (and others) on Cambie will loose a joint of a finger (or a toe, their choice as we do not wish to appear harsh) for each occurrence;

Secondly, the fashion designer(s) who promoted men’s shirts without top pockets will have their fingers sown together for a month

Thirdly, anyone caught eating shark fin soup will be made to watch “Sharkwater” for 72 hours straight with their eyes glued open.

As very few read beyond the 3rd bullet we will have the below in small print at the back of the bill

Fourthly, 1 years hard labour for various politicians, seize the assets of the 1%s, etc. etc.

It is a glorious time, “Vive la revolution”