First plane, March 12, 1960: Navy investigation blamed McCain's inattention to altitude. 

Second plane, Nov. 28 1965:  His jet engine quit over the Chesapeake Bay.

Third plane, McCain, 1999 (p. 159): My daredevil clowning had cut off electricity to a great many Spanish homes and created a small international incident.

Fourth plane, The Forrestal Disaster, July 29, 1967

Fifth plane, shot down over North Vietnam on Oct. 26, 1967.

Congratulations Mr. McCain, your an enemy ace.  Someone's war hero anyway.  BTW, I know your dad had a lot to do with you not getting canned and promoted on time and such high awards given to you.