I'll cheerfully compare my scientific acumen and research skills against yours any day, convict. Or I would if you had any. You're well-established proclivities to buck and whine don't count--well, maybe a little--they apparently were enough to help protect you in Hotel DOC.

BTW, I've reconsidered an earlier post wherein I suggested your cats be given uniforms.  They should be orange uniforms.  You should get one too, for admittedly having violated the Migratory Bird Protection Treaty by proxy.