It's not just at the underpasses along Coburg that the bums have taken over. Every bike underpass has drunks who have taken them over. Our piss-poor engineers have created these underpasses so that half of the path is mostly wet mud and the other half is taken over by some bum. The one under the Belt Line on the Fern Ridge path even has a structure made out of stolen Wal-Mart carts.

Gee, I wonder why 30% of our former people on bikes have decided to get to work in cars. It couldn't be that they can't get through these pigsties, now could it? It couldn't be that those bums who have taken them over are armed and have assaulted people, now could it?

However, since none of our elected officials ever go anywhere by foot or bike, they are blissfully unaware of the facts on the ground.