Thank you President Trump! We all knew that you, and only you would be able to push the Dow over 20,000 and you managed to do it in the first week of your presidency. No one else deserves credit for guiding us through the Great Recession, saving the automakers, and  the last several years of consecutive job growth.

Maybe we should just reset the calendars to Jan 25, 0... the Trump era of taking credit for other peoples work and of alternative facts begins :P