oy, boots - howzit!  "I like using the bible."  trying to inject some sarcastic humor, are you? - to try to insinuate something culturally or religiously biased here in your comment?   then try this - does using the bible help you reach the keyboard from your desk chair?  strongly suggest using several.... ;o)  your whole comment was blown by the last sentence!  nice try!  aloha!