"I never hear too much about their responses..."

Do you hear very many public school classroom teachers claiming to be "in persona Christi"?
Do you hear very many public school principles claiming to be Inheritors of the Apostles?
Do you hear very many public school superintendents claiming that the district classroom teachers can turn bread and wine into the body and blood of Christ?
Do you hear very many public school superintendents claiming that their school district is the Body of Christ?