Once upon a time, Gen X was keen only to fight the battle of who could care less. Or maybe to fight for your right to party.

Now it's an arms race to see who can be the most offended. For therein lies the social power these days. Well, i suppose it's time to dust off my junior high playground debate skills.... let's see here...

    I am deeply offended by you lightweights being so easily offended!

Hmm... not quite immature enough. How about:

   Oh yeah? Well your momma is the most offended!

Nope. Definitely not. Sigh. I suck at this! Somebody help me out here, eh?