"According to the Centers for Disease Control, which has tracked the growing number of wireless-only households since 2003, about 38 percent of U.S. adults lived in homes with no landline phone in 2013, the most recent data available. That is up from about 2.5 percent of the population in 2003"  Indeed, we're dinosaurs, but we still constitute 62% of the households in America.  Besides w/o being "in the book", I couldn't easily invite guys like you to "give me a call and we'll have coffee."    Anyway, give me a call, I'm in the book, and we'll have coffee or a beer and a lively conversation.  Gary (not quite a Luddite) Crum.