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@@ -639,3 +639,391 @@ Do you have the one with more girls edited in and Andersen in bed with (You)?
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  oh shit
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  only games on the out ever do that
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  was just about to install too lol
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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  oh shit
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  only games on the out ever do that
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  was just about to install too lol
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+ --- 634884489
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+ >>634884395
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+ half anniversaries are getting pretty popular these days to try to get some genshin normalfags into their own game
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+ --- 634884595
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+ >>634884363
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+ --- 634884667
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+ >>634884395
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+ >game pumping out content and securing collabs steadily
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+ >Dr. /v/, MD diagnoses it with DEAD because it's not doing Genshin numbers
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+ --- 634884792
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+ >>634884595
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+ >Modernia outside
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+ As it fucking should be. Fuck Modernia and fuck that rigged-ass "vote" they made that totally wasn't done as a marketing stunt for the free Modernia skin they already fucking had finished and ready to deploy.
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+ --- 634884819
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+ >>634884667
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+ >game cant hold its own without constant collab influx
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+ Anon.. please open your eyes. I'm saying this for your sake, I mean no ill.
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+ --- 634884917
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+ i suppose shitposting in a thread you dont like will change reality
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+ --- 634885046
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+ >>634884917
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+ Trannies aren't known for making mentally sound decisions.
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+ --- 634885182
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+ >>634884819
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+ It's literally #3 top earning gacha right now retard.
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+ --- 634885436
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+ >bodysuit
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+ >knee length overcoat hanging off their back
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+ but then bunnygirl is just two orbs?????
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+ let me see more ASS what the fUCK
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+ --- 634885727
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+ 50 SECONDS
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+ --- 634885907
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+ >>634885727
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+ >2 minute countdown for a 15 minute countdown
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+ It's like i'm really playing the game
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+ --- 634885942
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+ >>634885907
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+ we were cucked bros
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+ --- 634886761
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+ My favorite girl will always be the best.
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+ --- 634886857
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+ >>634886761
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+ I still don't have the free one from missions yet
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+ --- 634886903
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+ >>634886761
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+ Who gave Miku a gun?
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+ --- 634886905
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+ anis my love
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+ --- 634887237
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+ >>634886905
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+ Has her VA done anything else? I really like her voice.
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+ --- 634887409
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+ a woman in charge of character design
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+ --- 634887486
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+ >>634886903
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+ The Central Government for which my glowie wife works.
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+ --- 634887524
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+ >>634883261
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+ >Noise > Volume
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+
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+ In this house we love Noise-chan!
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+ --- 634887828
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+ >>634887524
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+ --- 634888234
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+ The animation shit was cringe.
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+ --- 634888250
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+ they are showing memes
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+ --- 634888297
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+ >>634888234
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+ Better than the vtuber trash right now
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+ --- 634889228
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+ this vtuber is fucking cringe
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+ --- 634889263
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+ >more vtuber garbage
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+ I'd rather hear more from the devs tbdesu
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+ --- 634889285
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+ I hate vtubers so much
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+ --- 634889321
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+ everything after the over zone stuff feels like a gigantic shitpost
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+ --- 634889491
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+ this is all ironic right
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+ --- 634889710
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+ >>634883261
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+ Valid opinion. I personally want all the prima donnas to serve me.
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+ --- 634889727
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+ never watching EN streams again
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+ --- 634889782
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+ >>634884258
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+ There is, and you also dont need to roll to look at all the butts. You can do that ass soon as you open the Nikkipedia.
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+ --- 634889990
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+ >>634889727
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+ I didn't think it was that bad. Worst parts were the vtubers, the rest of the little skits were a bit cringe but in an endearing way.
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+ --- 634890195
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+ If that was only half-anniversary I absolutely cannot WAIT for what horrors the full anniversary stream will bring forth.
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+ --- 634890289
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+ https://twitter.com/i/status/1649606786511523841
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+ --- 634890591
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+ >>634829740 (OP)
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+ Did I miss the stream? If so what did I miss?
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+ --- 634890632
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+ >>634890591
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+ don't
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+ just pretend it didn't happen
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+ --- 634890730
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+ >>634890591
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+ >Did I miss the stream?
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+ Yes
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+ >If so what did I miss?
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+ Info on upcoming stuff and a bunch of cringe.
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+ --- 634891310
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+ least we're getting free advanced tickets
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+ --- 634891445
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+ >>634891310
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+ I'd like to swipe my credit card between Rupee's cheeks
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+ --- 634891598
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+ >>634891445
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+ imagine the smell of rupee
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+ --- 634891604
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+ >>634891310
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+ >tfw still don't have Dolla and skipped out on her pass because of that
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+ --- 634891774
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+ >>634891604
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+ damn bro maybe they might do a rerun
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+ --- 634891923
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+ >>634891774
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+ I really hope they do and kinda wished I would have bought it anyway so I would have it for whenever I do get her. Her regular outfit is great too though, fucking love women in suits.
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+ --- 634892120
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+ >>634891981
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+ --- 634892183
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+ It's been like a month, get a new Cado
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+ --- 634892281
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+ >>634892120
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+ Damn brat, needs correction
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+ --- 634892390
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+ >>634892183
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+ this confirms they have no job
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+ --- 634892423
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+ >nigga still mindbroken about his manface game being shit and the butt girl game being a success
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+ --- 634892439
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+ >>634836690
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+ This is the biggest cope I’ve seen. She might be ok for general content or a few bosses (depending on how her skills actually work) but she’s never fucking replacing the shitty granny loli because her kit is just too fucking stacked.
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+ --- 634892623
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+ >>634892423
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+ what man face game
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+ --- 634892748
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+ >>634892623
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+ path to manface
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+ --- 634893210
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+ >>634892748
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+ nasty
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+ --- 634893528
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+ I genuinely forgot this game had English voice acting.
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+ --- 634893973
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+ God I want to fuck Helm so badly bros
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+ --- 634894308
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+ >>634829740 (OP)
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+ I love Anus
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+ --- 634894371
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+ >>634894308
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+ --- 634894443
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+ >>634893528
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+ anis va is nice
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+ --- 634895172
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+ they NEED to give 2B the perfect ass for this game
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+ --- 634895204
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+ >They give 2b an SMG
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+ --- 634895638
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+ >>634895204
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+ she will use her sword
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+ --- 634896187
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+ >Try out this gachashit game.
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+ >It's in vertical mode.
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+
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+ WTF?
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+ --- 634896292
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+ >>634829740 (OP)
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+ >neir collab with chink slavery shoes
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+
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+ ew.
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+ --- 634896526
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+ nikke unironically has a good story
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+ --- 634896806
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+ >>634891774
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+ looks like andersen in drag
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+ --- 634897339
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+ >>634896872
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+ they fucking knew all the whole time
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+ --- 634898109
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+ >>634896526
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+ Chapter 18 was really good.
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+
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+ >You don't need NIMPH to be a hero.
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+ --- 634898258
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+ >>634898109
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+ laplase is my daughter
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+ --- 634898348
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+ >>634896872
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+ >pubes
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+ I'm puking
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+ --- 634898373
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+ >>634830843
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+ Is Hyung-Tae Kim involved with Nikke?
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+ --- 634898479
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+ strongest non pilgrim
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+ --- 634898638
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+ >>634898479
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+ rim
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+ --- 634898662
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+ Most girls in Nikke have better asses than anything in Nier:A. 2B's ass is a meme and is not that impressive. Even for someone with her frame.
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+ --- 634898702
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+ >>634898662
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+ rapi is just a korean ripoff 2b
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+ --- 634898735
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+ >>634898702
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+ Not even true in the slightest.
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+ --- 634898943
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+ >>634898735
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+ its 100% true in its entirety
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+ --- 634898960
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+ what a innocent looking woman, i sure hope she doesnt betray us
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+ --- 634899048
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+ >>634898943
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+ >Acts nothing like 2B
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+ >Looks nothing like 2B
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+ >Has a super mode unlike 2B
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+ >Doesnt kill herself like 2B
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+ >Gets to interact with humans unlike 2B
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+ --- 634899197
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+ >>634898662
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+ Rude and homo
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+ --- 634899306
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+ >>634899048
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+ >acts very similarly to 2B
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+ >looks very similar to 2B
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+ fixed
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+
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+ >Has a super mode unlike 2B
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+ >Doesnt kill herself like 2B
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+ >Gets to interact with humans unlike 2B
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+ irrelevant minor nitpicks you listed only to seem like you had a point
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+ --- 634899494
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+ >>634899306
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+ >List things on how Rapi is nothing like 2B
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+ >T-THOSE DONT COUNT!
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+ --- 634899612
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+ >>634899494
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+ Having a supermode has nothing to do with the character or design, and in game rapi has no playable super mode.
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+ The qualification of "killing self" is also a ridiculous deflectiong, as if the final choice of a characters life overrides all others.
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+ Interacting with humans is again irrelevant, both characters interact with other characters, the line between human and not is irrelevant to how the character acts.
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+ But I'm sure you were real proud of being able to stretch that out to 5 differences while ignoring the similarities in design and personality
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+ --- 634899821
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+ >>634899612
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+ How the fuck does Rapi look anything like 2B? Is it the leotard?
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+ --- 634900257
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+ she shows up and everypme shits their pants. even johan with his team of pilgrims said NOPE
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+ --- 634900335
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+ >>634895638
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+ She'll most likely use her pod
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+ --- 634900439
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+ reminder the commander fucked brid on the train
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+ --- 634900561
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+ >>634900439
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+ reminder that Maxwell fucking raped commander
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+ --- 634900626
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+ >>634900439
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+ anal pregnant tits
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+ --- 634900686
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+ >>634836281
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+ Game name ?
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+ --- 634900707
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+ >>634900626
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+ anon you cannot impregnate the boobs
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+ --- 634900732
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+ >>634900561
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+ --- 634900836
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+ >>634892281
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+ Recommend me a team.
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+ --- 634900839
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+ >>634900257
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+ And SKK will still try to put his dick inside her.
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+ --- 634900923
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+ >>634900836
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+ Liter and whatever else you want. Liter is top tier for a reason and you should give me yours since I dont have one.
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+ --- 634900946
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+ >>634900836
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+ just bee urself
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+ --- 634901441
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+ >>634900707
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+ brids boobs are literally exclusively built for anal impregnation
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+ --- 634901515
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+ I'm gay
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+ --- 634901798
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+ >>634901441
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+ anon you aint making sense
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+ --- 634901983
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+ >>634900836
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+ Liter, Centi, Laplace, Maxwell and Alice.
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+ --- 634902243
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+ >>634901798
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+ YOURE NOT MAKING SENSE! GET PREGNANT IN YOUR ANAL TITS NOW!!! NOW NOW NOW!
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+ --- 634902392
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+ >>634902243
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+ calm down anon, have some milk
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+ --- 634902479
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+ >>634902392
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+ THE ONLY THING I WANT TO SEE COMING OUT OF YOUR NIPPLE ASSHOLES IS A BABY
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+ --- 634902541
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+ >>634902479
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+ babies dont come from the butt
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+ --- 634902684
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+ >>634902541
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+ NOT ONCE IM DONE WITH YOU
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+ --- 634902815
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+ Does Soda have the biggest titties out of everyone?
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+ --- 634902848
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+ >>634829740 (OP)
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+ Dismembered reminder
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+ --- 634903342
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+ >>634902815
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+ Guilty's are probably bigger, but they are the biggest compared to her frame.
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+ --- 634903802
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+ Hope we see D again
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+ --- 634905579
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+ >>634903802
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+ Sorry sweaty but there is a new capital D in town.
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+ --- 634907750
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+ >>634902815
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+ She should be protected not overworked
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+ --- 634908004
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+ >>634903802
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+ I hope we never see niche kits ever again
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+ We will
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+ --- 634911627
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+ Woah, janies and mods actually getting rid of the Aloy spammer rather than just nuking the threat that's a first one
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+ --- 634912941
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+ >>634911627
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+ >Aloy
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+ Kek
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+ --- 634913549
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+ Wait a nier automata collab? Doesn't rapi and 2b have the same japanese VA? How are they going to manage that? Or are they acknowledging it with a joke?
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+ --- 634915018
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+ >>634913549
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+ Viper and Makima also have the same VA.
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+ --- 634915684
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+ i only come to these threads to touch myself
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+ --- 634916324
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+ >>634845602
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+ No way, Soda cleans up!
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+ --- 634917001
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+ >>634830843
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+ My cute daughter!
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+ --- 634917115
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+ >>634829740 (OP)
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+ >not even 1 year in
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+ >borrowing other IP to attract weebs
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+ The base game must be interesting.
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+ --- 634917320
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+ >>634829740 (OP)
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+ I spent all my gems and recruit vouchers pulling for Alice spare bodies. I am a f2p player and don't know if I'll get enough for the Nier collab. Especially with that new Pilgrim coming.
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+ --- 634917437
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+ >>634833684
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+ Weird left foot
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+ --- 634917776
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+ >>634917320
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+ Why didn't you wait until the stream?
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+ --- 634917975
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+ >>634902815
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+ The girl who stole the show during the Valentine's Day event and stole /v/'s heart
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+ --- 634918075
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+ lgbt game
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+ --- 634918168
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+ >>634917776
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+ I don't really follow the news and did that a few days before the stream was announced, I think.
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+ --- 634919216
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+ >>634902815
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+ doesnt count because theyre carbonated
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+ --- 634920196
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+ It begins
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+ --- 634920407
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+ >>634833684
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+ I'm cumming, i am the one that gets all the pilgrims.
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+ Still holding the golden tickets for nihiligger.
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+ Marian best girl.
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+ Thank you for reading.
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+ --- 634920440
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+ >>634829740 (OP)
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+ >NIKKE x NieR Automata
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@@ -765,20 +765,12 @@ Requesting Nemissa from SMT Devil Summoner giving a titjob while Nagi is sucking
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  That reminds me. You got anymore pictures? I'd love to give shadows more training. If not, it's cool.
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  --- 634881001
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  im sick of pretending like im not secretly into breast expansion
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- --- 634881094
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- >>634861363
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- post a screenshot of your (You) so you're immunized against the spam detector
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  --- 634881247
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  >>634881001
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  I'm sick of the lack of asset theft in these threads.
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  --- 634881319
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  >>634881001
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  I wish I was better at drawing it.
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- --- 634881648
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- >raid
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- really janny?
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- it's ok when bottard does it though
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- https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/55557280/#55603008
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  --- 634881687
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  >>634881094
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  your roleplay as someone with control or authority is pitiful
@@ -791,12 +783,6 @@ if you don’t like what’s going on with moderation take it to IRC. find some
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  >>634880903
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  I picked those Kirby ones because the colors themselves are very simple, like how Kirby is basically just three colors.
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  I don't remember many others like that off the top of my head, and I don't really want you going down a rabbit hole of colors that take longer than shading.
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- --- 634882126
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- >>634881860
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- I gave you those options as well, I encouraged them and got falsely vaca'd for """doxxing""". well if we loop back around to that range I'll be sure to put a notice in with the sons o' bitches.
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- >>634881687
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- I get results, you get tantrums. we are not the same
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- https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/619185625/
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  --- 634882142
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  Draw some star smash characters.
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  --- 634882494
@@ -805,3 +791,599 @@ Maybe doxxing isn’t the solution, keep thinking! You’ll find something that
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  --- 634883557
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  >>634877428
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  Nice boobies
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
765
  That reminds me. You got anymore pictures? I'd love to give shadows more training. If not, it's cool.
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  --- 634881001
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  im sick of pretending like im not secretly into breast expansion
 
 
 
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  --- 634881247
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  >>634881001
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  I'm sick of the lack of asset theft in these threads.
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  --- 634881319
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  >>634881001
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  I wish I was better at drawing it.
 
 
 
 
 
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  --- 634881687
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  >>634881094
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  your roleplay as someone with control or authority is pitiful
 
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  >>634880903
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  I picked those Kirby ones because the colors themselves are very simple, like how Kirby is basically just three colors.
785
  I don't remember many others like that off the top of my head, and I don't really want you going down a rabbit hole of colors that take longer than shading.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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  --- 634882142
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  Draw some star smash characters.
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  --- 634882494
 
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  --- 634883557
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  >>634877428
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  Nice boobies
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+ --- 634884604
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+ Draw lolis or else I'll post the fishfag month prompts.
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+ --- 634884953
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+ Draw your favorite girl in a kigurumi of your favorite animal.
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+ --- 634885121
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+ >>634884604
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+ Nah i'll pass, go ahead and post the fish prompts instead
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+ --- 634885601
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+ good to see the booru's back up, glad i could help recover some lost posts
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+ --- 634885640
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+ Requesting Carol and Blueberry biting on each others arms, with Blueberry having a chunk missing since he is actually chewable bubblegum. Carol could also be blowing blue gum bubble all smugly in victory.
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+
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+ (The doodle now has clothes, incase it was the "nudity" getting the post deleted)
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+ --- 634885941
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+ Requesting a Shygal blob.
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+ --- 634886407
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+ The booru is back?
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+ I haven't been on these threads in forever, maybe I'll start drawing again...
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+ --- 634886512
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+ >>634885640
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+ Sure, gimme a couple hours and it'll be done
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+ --- 634886664
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+ >>634886407
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+ It came back around a month ago or so with the old images recovered from all prior boorus with some exceptions. The old restrictive rules that got it down are not an issue anymore as well.
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+ --- 634886775
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+ >>634877428
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+ >>634874215
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+ based
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+ --- 634886779
823
+ Requesting a Post Moogle delivering a box of lewd WoL merch to Nanamo while she's in a middle of a meeting with the other Alliance leaders. Bonus: The Moogle lists off the items to confirm it's the right order due to new company policy.
824
+ --- 634886990
825
+ >>634886664
826
+ Holy shit, you guys actually did it, I thought it was a lost cause so I didn't help. Now I feel awful.
827
+ >The old restrictive rules that got it down are not an issue anymore as well.
828
+ And honestly it would have all been pointless if that would have still been an issue.
829
+ I'm impressed, I'm sorry I doubted everyone. I just wanted these threads to die cause it was depressing to think about, I'm really happy for everyone that you all got your shit back.
830
+ --- 634887102
831
+ Requesting correction
832
+ --- 634887149
833
+ >>634885121
834
+ Fine just for you.
835
+ --- 634887163
836
+ >>634847210
837
+ >>634841960
838
+ https://files.catbox.moe/idhwp8.png
839
+ Have a lesser 2nd delivery God I feel like I messed up bad at the torso and arms.
840
+ --- 634887219
841
+ >>634887102
842
+ Literally who from where
843
+ --- 634887223
844
+ >>634887102
845
+ She is being corrected. Her game is being shut down.
846
+ --- 634887297
847
+ >>634887163
848
+ Honestly I like this one eyes
849
+ She looks cute, well done!
850
+ --- 634887330
851
+ Bunnygirl Filene please
852
+ --- 634887349
853
+ >>634887163
854
+ I'm not a Furry BUT
855
+ --- 634887410
856
+ Because of the new DLC, requesting Shulk's son and Homura's daughter banging
857
+ --- 634887998
858
+ Requesting Otto, Mina, and Grey from Wind's Seed playing with members of the Bulbasaur line
859
+ --- 634888001
860
+ >>634887413
861
+ >our
862
+ Loser that did nothing
863
+ --- 634888074
864
+ Requesting Zanik having wholesome sex with the World Guardian with them hugging and kissing.
865
+ --- 634888776
866
+ >>634887163
867
+ hmp looks sexier
868
+ --- 634888974
869
+ >>634886990
870
+ Hey, as someone who really cared about that booru I was pretty pessimistic over it all also but thankfully it all worked out and got even better ultimately. The only things that are really lost are some child posts from the plus booru and those litter link deliveries.
871
+ --- 634889224
872
+ >>634841960
873
+ I don't know why, but I made this
874
+ --- 634889320
875
+ >>634889224
876
+ Nice. Muscle lolis are criminally underappreciated.
877
+ --- 634889392
878
+ >>634889224
879
+ Based and muscular lolipilled
880
+ --- 634889498
881
+ >>634889320
882
+ >>634889392
883
+ Thanks, I just woke up one day and thought, the world needs buff Ashley. It seems like I was right
884
+ --- 634889615
885
+ >>634889224
886
+ based, show cunny tho
887
+ --- 634889824
888
+ >>634889224
889
+ I think I got a new fetish
890
+ --- 634890363
891
+ >>634887219
892
+ new pailoli brat from princess connect
893
+ --- 634890445
894
+ >>634889224
895
+ God imagine her doing the fucking.
896
+ --- 634890460
897
+ any loli requests? i'm in a mood to draw some loli smut
898
+ --- 634890650
899
+ >>634890460
900
+ or lolification requests
901
+ --- 634890718
902
+ >>634890460
903
+ can you draw Tiki from Fire Emblem
904
+ --- 634891000
905
+ >>634890650
906
+ prime remastered samus please
907
+ --- 634891090
908
+ >>634891000
909
+ she's so ugly wtf
910
+ --- 634891138
911
+ >>634890650
912
+ >>634890460
913
+ Lolify her
914
+ --- 634891195
915
+ >>634890460
916
+ Sakuna offering her hale and hearty divine body as a naked sushi table.
917
+ --- 634891231
918
+ >>634890460
919
+ Wanna try doodling Miranda and Poli?
920
+ --- 634891319
921
+ >>634891090
922
+ lolification would fix that
923
+ --- 634891389
924
+ >>634891319
925
+ Lolifying ugly Samus would only result in ugly loli.
926
+ --- 634891407
927
+ >>634890460
928
+ draw them sharing a hotdog
929
+ lewdly
930
+ --- 634891591
931
+ >>634890460
932
+ >>634884604
933
+ --- 634891727
934
+ >>634890460
935
+ Give Marie fire boobies
936
+ Make her OPPAI
937
+ --- 634891881
938
+ >>634890460
939
+ loli mermother but she keeps her blue color scheme instead of mermaidyn's red and black
940
+ --- 634891914
941
+ >>634890460
942
+ Wanna see your take on her
943
+ --- 634892064
944
+ >>634891914
945
+ what the fuck is going on here? it looks like it was ai generated with all of those arms everywhere
946
+ --- 634892069
947
+ >>634890460
948
+ Requesting Jas and Morgan giving the farmer double naizuri.
949
+ --- 634892189
950
+ Draw Kaz taking a bubble bath
951
+ --- 634892215
952
+ >>634892064
953
+ than try this
954
+ --- 634892267
955
+ >>634890460
956
+ Requesting Anubia getting fucked by the white Egyptian pharaoh in the reference, also make sure he has that same smiling face.
957
+ --- 634892296
958
+ >>634860397
959
+ >Everyone who isn't me is a robot
960
+ What are you fucking twelve you fucking nigger? Do you not understand how the internet works?
961
+ --- 634892307
962
+ >>634891389
963
+ what about this samus but with her hair done like the prime one
964
+ --- 634892351
965
+ Requesting Nelia wearing something akin to this while she talks to an off screen Champion(CoC 2's MC) in her Shop.
966
+
967
+ Outfit ref: https://files.catbox.moe/ywxdjd.jpg
968
+ --- 634892385
969
+ >>634892064
970
+ She's from 2017 anon. She is just a demon with six arms. Each part different in shape and musculature.
971
+
972
+ Here's the artist.
973
+ https://www.artstation.com/hyull
974
+
975
+ Just Google Destiny Child Red Queen.
976
+ --- 634892480
977
+ >>634891914
978
+ How come I play Destiny Child and I’ve never seen her before?
979
+ --- 634892504
980
+ >>634890460
981
+ Arisu tachibana dressed up like a devil for an advertisement.
982
+ --- 634892609
983
+ >>634892296
984
+ Wanna see some prime Botfag autism?Take a peek at the end of the last thread. Botfag straight up threatened to doxx someone who he thought was Potatofag. Only for the guy to tell him to hurry the fuck up and do it, causing him to shut up.
985
+ --- 634892735
986
+ >>634890460
987
+ Princess connect kokkoro doing whatever it takes to make ends meet.
988
+ --- 634892742
989
+ plz draw akuma
990
+ --- 634892825
991
+ >>634892480
992
+ Korean DC has more childs like 50 more and with great variety. Global only gets a half of all the characters and cut content from the main story. Sucks.
993
+ --- 634892837
994
+ >>634890460
995
+ Aht getting fucked in the full nelson position by Stocke.
996
+ --- 634892874
997
+ >>634841915 (OP)
998
+ Looks like our dear friend Botfag comes from money! No wonder he has been a thread cancer non stop for over three years, thouever.
999
+ --- 634892881
1000
+ Requesting SonSon giving anon a clothed titfuck with a messy cumshot through her shirt and a facial.
1001
+
1002
+ doodle:https://files.catbox.moe/vcmpai.png
1003
+ refs: https://files.catbox.moe/4oyfdx.jpg
1004
+ >>634892609
1005
+ I wanna see him go ballistic so...
1006
+ --- 634892982
1007
+ . . .
1008
+ >>634892874
1009
+ eh, not my problem
1010
+ --- 634893140
1011
+ >>634892874
1012
+ >Botfag's just some entitled trust fund baby
1013
+ No wonder he flips his shit so bad when shit turns against him.
1014
+ --- 634893410
1015
+ >>634893140
1016
+ >>634892982
1017
+ >>634892881
1018
+ >>634892874
1019
+ >>634891146
1020
+ >>634887413
1021
+ >>634881648
1022
+ Azazelnigger shitting on scuba but then goes in another post "why do guys care so much about wether someone gets a delivery anyway?" Notice how when he posts he goes between using capital letters and not, to make it look as if its a different anon.
1023
+ https://archived.moe/b/thread/893591084/#893596024
1024
+ >titfuck request was deleted in one thread and his avatar from the video game was deleted in the other
1025
+ So Titfuck guy and Azazelfag are the same guy now? And what, because one requester got a drawing he got mad, despite getting a fuckton of drawings here and on trash and /v/, and decided to come off "vacation" again and post? This guy is fuckin nutso. An esl porn obsessed loon who lives in these threads.
1026
+ https://archived.moe/b/thread/893590545/#893604113
1027
+ https://archived.moe/b/thread/893590545/#893604412
1028
+ https://archived.moe/b/thread/893590545/#893605535
1029
+ https://archived.moe/b/thread/892362394/#892366772
1030
+ https://archived.moe/b/thread/892362394/#892362838
1031
+ I also find it funny this guy was trying to be like scuba, being sincere and stuff to artists, and it never came off that way for him and people called him out, because of the way he overspammed threads. To try and take heat off him and deflect, that's why he shit on scuba this morning, to make scuba seem as bad by comparison. Cept it doesn't work, because titfucker can't read a room and has no idea how much of his own reputation he has already burned.
1032
+ This also proves that Titfucker is the one who has waged a huge war on Botfag and burned through VPNs since hes also Azazelfag.
1033
+
1034
+ https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=user%3aforfavoriting+azazel_%28the_binding_of_isaac%29+
1035
+ This guy has the gall to say
1036
+ >inb4 botfag
1037
+ >he'd be fine if he just shut up and requested but he doesn't.
1038
+ But he can't take his own advice. He shits up the thread massively, why can't he just request and play nice.
1039
+ --- 634893546
1040
+ i miss the pokegirls in space suits requests
1041
+ --- 634894193
1042
+ >>634892504
1043
+ i'm drawing this one for now
1044
+ --- 634894232
1045
+ https://files.catbox.moe/t97i8h.png
1046
+ Sketch. I'm trying to decide if I want to depict it in a special style or not.
1047
+ >>634841960
1048
+ --- 634894369
1049
+ >>634894232
1050
+ I thought scorn guy was getting a benis in his butt for a moment
1051
+ --- 634894449
1052
+ >>634894193
1053
+ >generic anime loli that always gets chosen in these prompts
1054
+ Typical, that's just a damn rerequest too someone already did a devil costume request for her that got delivered.
1055
+ --- 634894491
1056
+ >>634893410
1057
+ Says the faggot who went full schizo meltdown in that trash thread.
1058
+ >Guys guys guys! It's Potatofag! I swear it's Potatofag!
1059
+ >What? Me doing this isn't proof that the post saying I'm actually Azazelfag is actually correct! SHUT UP AUSSIE PEDO! STOP BRINGING UP HOW I REQUEST LITERAL CHILDREN! PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO!
1060
+ >I'LL DOXX YOU! I KNOW WHAT REGION YOU LIVE IN! I CAN SEE ALL THE IP'S!
1061
+ >WHY AREN'T YOU AFRAID OF MEEEEEEE!
1062
+ Go ahead. Say I'm Potatofag and start this cycle of self-humiliation back up. Prove me right, Botfag. I need a good laugh.
1063
+ --- 634894523
1064
+ >>634894369
1065
+ I don't draw futa.
1066
+ --- 634894561
1067
+ >>634894232
1068
+ Cute
1069
+ --- 634894624
1070
+ >>634841915 (OP)
1071
+ requesting lizzie vs ruby from rampage with more feminine, but still muscular, physiques
1072
+ --- 634894729
1073
+ How many names do we fucking have in this idiotic drama?
1074
+ >Azazelfag
1075
+ >titfuckfag
1076
+ >hmofafag
1077
+ >potatofag
1078
+ >juju
1079
+ >botfag
1080
+ --- 634894783
1081
+ >>634894193
1082
+ do not lewd the Arisu
1083
+ --- 634894798
1084
+ I just wanted someone to draw a fun idea for fanart I had due to me having no artistic skills of my own to make it myself.
1085
+ I didn't want to get caught in the crossfire of this dumbass drama.
1086
+ --- 634895020
1087
+ >>634894798
1088
+ Make a request for it then draw it in MS paint with your mouse
1089
+ --- 634895083
1090
+ >>634894561
1091
+ Thanks. They are very cute together.
1092
+ --- 634895572
1093
+ >>634894729
1094
+ until they kill themselves
1095
+ --- 634895691
1096
+ Requesting Doomguy wearing the Welcome Hell shirt from Touhou.
1097
+ --- 634895979
1098
+ >>634894729
1099
+ Azazelfag
1100
+ >Turns up to start shit
1101
+ >Doesn't request much but when he does it's weird shit
1102
+ >Massive faggot who revels in thread drama
1103
+ >Might be Botfag
1104
+
1105
+ Titfuckfag
1106
+ >Requests titfuck stuff only
1107
+ >Hyper aggressive sperg
1108
+ >Twitter got stalked by Botfag
1109
+
1110
+ Hmofafag
1111
+ >Turned up after Botfag had one of his scorched earth meltdowns that got his shit nuked
1112
+ >Has a concerning obsession with Jas from Stardew Valley
1113
+ >Acts exactly like Botfag at times
1114
+ >Probably is Botfag
1115
+
1116
+ Potatofag
1117
+ >Aussie guy with Lalafell thing
1118
+ >Turned up like 2+ years ago
1119
+ >Bit of a prick but mostly keeps to himself
1120
+ >Got on Botfag's eternal shit list after he refused to back down after Botfag hijacked a request of his
1121
+ >Is Botfag's projection scapegoat
1122
+
1123
+ Juju
1124
+ >A fucking anomaly
1125
+ >Shit stirrer
1126
+ >Annoying fag
1127
+
1128
+ Botfag
1129
+ >Massive autist
1130
+ >Acts like he is god
1131
+ >Narcissistic to the point that Narcissus himself would be envious
1132
+ >Has an obsession with Becky Brightly and Ashely(WarioWare)
1133
+
1134
+ Any questions?
1135
+ --- 634896086
1136
+ Requesting monkae trapped like a prisoner in a zoo
1137
+ --- 634896352
1138
+ >mfw I want to post my request, but the thread is still going on with the autism from last thread
1139
+ This place is a fucking circus
1140
+ --- 634896531
1141
+ >>634841960
1142
+ not a request but finally made a decent tawna drawing that I wanted to share
1143
+ --- 634896538
1144
+ >>634896352
1145
+ >trying to request literally anything in the worst drawthread on the entire site
1146
+ are you retarded
1147
+ --- 634896945
1148
+ /vn/ brought me here. Please continue doing your shit, I'm going to make some popcorn.
1149
+ --- 634897421
1150
+ Requesting Tao having a shower while complaining that Arakune/Black squiggly's slime is hard to wash out of her hair/tail.
1151
+ --- 634897578
1152
+ This thread is pretty shitty and mods dont help so here is a new one
1153
+ >>634897473
1154
+ >>634897473
1155
+ >>634897473
1156
+ >>634897473
1157
+ --- 634897712
1158
+ >>634895979
1159
+ first two are the same person aka me.
1160
+ >>634894729
1161
+ I'm not involved in any drama, I'm the one ending this shit. permanently.
1162
+ >>634894491
1163
+ kek yeah I woke up and saw that shit, who knows what caused that sperg out. luckily, like always, no one gave a shit. just another thing this lolcow did for us to laugh at. he spam replies to my /trash/ reqs too kek.
1164
+ >>634893410
1165
+ >>634897421
1166
+ i love that they started deleting your bullshit, hope they go a step further and purge your ass too, you deserve it.
1167
+ >>634897578
1168
+ atleast wait till bump limit like we planned.
1169
+ --- 634897793
1170
+ >>634897578
1171
+ based mobilefag thread splitter nonetheless, rememeber to keep your thread bumped throughout the night.
1172
+ --- 634898325
1173
+ >>634897712
1174
+ Shut up Botfag
1175
+ --- 634898407
1176
+ >>634841915 (OP)
1177
+ I'm requesting the Great Elemental Lightning Queen from Atelier Ryza stepping on anon's face, or dick, like a dominatrix. If you can have her talking down to him at how pathetic he is that would be good too. There is literally no fan art of her that I can find.
1178
+ --- 634898539
1179
+ >>634898325
1180
+ oh damn, I concede
1181
+ >>634898407
1182
+ I thought this was botfag thoughium
1183
+ --- 634898862
1184
+ >>634841960
1185
+ >>634874764
1186
+ Been awhile since I've colored someone else's drawing, but that line art was too cute. I was too lazy to add the rest of the designs on her clothes - hope you don't mind.
1187
+ Please enjoy
1188
+ --- 634899545
1189
+ >>634898862
1190
+ not OR, great job anon. really like the shading
1191
+ --- 634899647
1192
+ >>634896352
1193
+ it’s been going on forever, just post your request and include a doodle of it
1194
+ --- 634899659
1195
+ >>634845012
1196
+ not sure if its worth finishing this, thought you might wanna see it anyway
1197
+ --- 634899675
1198
+ >>634892735
1199
+ My nigga in christ , you have a whole doujin series just about that , why do you need more?
1200
+ --- 634899809
1201
+ >>634899659
1202
+ I'm liking it, you should definitely finish it.
1203
+ --- 634900501
1204
+ >>634845524
1205
+ rushed it but i hope you like it
1206
+ >>634841960
1207
+ --- 634900761
1208
+ >>634889224
1209
+ >>634889615
1210
+
1211
+ https://files.catbox.moe/tw5bzm.png
1212
+ Not OP, but I made an attempt
1213
+ --- 634901217
1214
+ >>634900501
1215
+ Thanks bros, its great to see Custom Robo and Liv get more art. Both her and the games are really underrated and didn't deserve to die, they could've made lots of money back when the 3DS was at the height of its popularity.
1216
+ --- 634901580
1217
+ >>634901217
1218
+ yw. alas they let the ip rot and the spiritual successor on steam was awful. theres a fanmade pc game with schoolgirls but its kinda hard
1219
+ --- 634902074
1220
+ hey booru mods, quick question:
1221
+ posts 100317 and 100318 aren't getting picked up by my archiver, is it because a non-moderator account uploaded it?
1222
+ --- 634902213
1223
+ Requesting Isabelle and the Mayor getting caught making out.
1224
+ --- 634902301
1225
+ >>634902074
1226
+ They're tagged with a certain tag, I'm sure you can guess which one, and are rated explicit, if you're not logged in you can't see them
1227
+ --- 634902308
1228
+ >>634900761
1229
+ uoooooh
1230
+ ToT
1231
+ --- 634902382
1232
+ >>634902301
1233
+ ah, damn now i gotta figure out how to log in
1234
+ shimmie wasn't fully supported on gallery-dl and I had to bandage one together
1235
+ --- 634902967
1236
+ >>634902752
1237
+ how could you fool me like this you monster?
1238
+ --- 634903246
1239
+ >mfw all the Bandicoot girls except my favorite are getting drawn in bikinis
1240
+ I just wanted a cute Isabella...
1241
+ --- 634903741
1242
+ >>634902752
1243
+ Fuckin nice
1244
+ --- 634904115
1245
+ >>634903246
1246
+ That's the plan, go back to your home board.
1247
+ --- 634904326
1248
+ >>634870016
1249
+ Its too good to leave as just a sketch.
1250
+ --- 634906195
1251
+ >>634902752
1252
+ Oh my
1253
+ --- 634906871
1254
+ Next time gib better stuff. Both had very annoying lineart so i chose the joke.
1255
+ --- 634906919
1256
+ Requesting Krile wearing her FFV counterpart's outfit, with her embarrassedly telling an out of shot Tataru that this isn't what she meant by her wanting a new outfit like the other Scions.
1257
+ --- 634906998
1258
+ >>634906871
1259
+ He's gonna spam this with empty praise
1260
+ --- 634908232
1261
+ Wake up
1262
+ --- 634908340
1263
+ >>634908232
1264
+ no. i am mirin'
1265
+ --- 634908745
1266
+ >>634906998
1267
+ Nah, he'll most likely be a bit saddened.
1268
+ --- 634911041
1269
+ >>634908340
1270
+ You're what?
1271
+ --- 634911442
1272
+ >>634887413
1273
+ larp or real
1274
+ --- 634911465
1275
+ >>634906871
1276
+ Are you telling me that the other option with shading and clear lineart was more difficult for you than this one? You're weird, Rusky.
1277
+
1278
+ https://youtu.be/ze0gRgBKvdU [Embed]
1279
+
1280
+ Despite that, thanks as always, have a good weekend just in case we don't see each other for the rest of it.
1281
+ --- 634911479
1282
+ >>634911442
1283
+ larp
1284
+ --- 634912019
1285
+ >>634911479
1286
+ whatever helps you sleep at night.
1287
+ >>634911442
1288
+ very real. You need to be there.
1289
+ --- 634912579
1290
+ >>634911465
1291
+ >are telling me
1292
+ Yes. Yes it was. Unironically.
1293
+ --- 634913278
1294
+ >>634847571
1295
+ Very cute and sleepy!
1296
+ >>634851806
1297
+ nice coloring, I like the eyes and the hair a lot!
1298
+ >>634872726
1299
+ Rare to see 3D stuff like this here, neat!
1300
+ >>634874215
1301
+ Nice, big and soft looking booba
1302
+ >>634874458
1303
+ Nice ass, also like that the boobs are so big that you can see them from behind lmao
1304
+ >>634877428
1305
+ Good stuff, nice choice of comfy colors
1306
+ >>634887163
1307
+ Still, a very nice delivery, good job!
1308
+ >>634894232
1309
+ Not bad! Nice and symmetric
1310
+ >>634896531
1311
+ It looks good! I like the eye shadow a lot
1312
+ >>634898862
1313
+ Good coloring! Pogeaux's stuff is great, love to see when it's colored
1314
+ >>634899659
1315
+ I think it looks quite good!
1316
+ >>634900501
1317
+ Cute stuff!
1318
+ --- 634914289
1319
+ >>634841960
1320
+ >>634841915 (OP)
1321
+ Redid Ryza without the NTR meme face and various adjustments, tried my best to do motion blur.
1322
+ --- 634914448
1323
+ >>634912019
1324
+ Sounds larpy
1325
+ --- 634914640
1326
+ >>634914289
1327
+ The NTR face one is funnier because she looks so smug
1328
+ --- 634915150
1329
+ >>634914640
1330
+ [CHARLIE BROWN SCREAMING]
1331
+ I like to keep old drafts for comparison
1332
+ "Two doors with two guards - one lies, one tells the truth" but the truth is whether she fucked yer dad
1333
+ --- 634916161
1334
+ >>634915150
1335
+ Who do I shoot!
1336
+ --- 634917187
1337
+ https://pastebin.com/bSJAEKfd
1338
+ 256 drawing requests. Would be happy to find reference images for any that you are interested in. Thank you for your consideration and time.
1339
+ --- 634917589
1340
+ Requesting Donkey Kong and Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid sneaking through an enemy base to steal bananas
1341
+
1342
+ Requesting Sonic the Hedgehog and Crash Bandicoot going on a road trip, with Sonic driving too fast and Crash getting carsick
1343
+
1344
+ Requesting Ratchet, Jak, Klonoa, Tak, Voodoo Vince, (insert other secondary/mid vidya protags), and Leisure Suit Larry as bachelors on the prowl trying and failing to pick up vidya chicks
1345
+ --- 634919059
1346
+ >>634898862
1347
+ Thanks for the coloring anon, you've done a pretty neat job!
1348
+ --- 634920341
1349
+ Bopu
1350
+ --- 634920665
1351
+ >AI hasn’t replaced artists
1352
+ >AI can easily replace requesters
1353
+ Hmm
1354
+ --- 634920891
1355
+ >>634841960
1356
+ >>>/i/743717
1357
+ Made updates to an old delivery.
1358
+ --- 634920931
1359
+ >>634920891
1360
+ draw my request dindin
1361
+ --- 634921086
1362
+ WIP of Hapi butt from Fire Emblem, first time drawing backside of a character
1363
+
1364
+ https://files.catbox.moe/tln8up.png
1365
+ --- 634921562
1366
+ >>634890460
1367
+ Draw Pettanko-chan from the Pettanko Park games getting fucked in this position.
1368
+ https://files.catbox.moe/okf8f3.jpg
1369
+ --- 634921578
1370
+ >>634921086
1371
+ >https://files.catbox.moe/tln8up.png
1372
+ That's kawaii. Round up that upper torso, now it's bit flat compared to roundness of the butt and define the right arm more, it's bit too thing, long and wobbly. Overall, you keep improving and I'm hyped to see how you evolve
1373
+ --- 634921840
1374
+ >>634920891
1375
+ Very nice.
1376
+ --- 634921912
1377
+ >>634903246
1378
+ I'll draw her later today anon
1379
+ --- 634921942
1380
+ >>634921912
1381
+ Draw Liz too, Din Din.
1382
+ --- 634922059
1383
+ >>634921578
1384
+ Thank you! That makes me very happy to hear!
1385
+ Now that you mention it, the arm does look pretty wobbly, I will try to change it later
1386
+ As for the rounding up of the upper torso, do you mean that I should adjust that line that connects to the right arm by making it so the extends a bit more outwards in a curvy way?
1387
+ --- 634922591
1388
+ >>634920891
1389
+ Pretty hot.
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634844294
3
+ This is Midna the Twilight Princess.
4
+
5
+ Questions?
6
+ --- 634844415
7
+ is that a nipple I see
8
+ --- 634844467
9
+ YESSSSSSA MIDNA PUSSSYYYY YESSS I WANT TO FUCK FUCK MIDNA'S TIGHT IMP PUSSY AND RIDE ME AND DO THE MOANING NOISES SHE IS SO CUTEEE AMD SEXY SHORT AND STACKED YESSSSSS
10
+ --- 634844685
11
+ >>634844294 (OP)
12
+ Did nintendo know what they were doing?
13
+ --- 634844743
14
+ Why is True Midna so much worsr than Imp Midna?
15
+ --- 634844830
16
+ >>634844743
17
+ The real question is, why are the separate characters in Warriors? Tall Midna should just be a different weapon so you don't need to level up both.
18
+ --- 634845014
19
+ >>634844294 (OP)
20
+ Why don't we have a Midna figure yet, bootleg stickers posters and body pillows aren't enough for me
21
+ --- 634845051
22
+ >fall in love with Imp Midna
23
+ >true form Midna is pure sex, but not the face you fell in love with
24
+ >can literally never ask her to change back into her imp form without her hating you because it's a degrading cursed form that reminds her of Zant
25
+ Midna gives me a complicated boner.
26
+ --- 634845103
27
+ >>634844743
28
+ same vibe
29
+ --- 634845205
30
+ >>634844294 (OP)
31
+ Queen Midna toes in my mouth
32
+ --- 634845482
33
+ >>634844294 (OP)
34
+ Why did she think Link was speechless he never said a word the whole time
35
+ --- 634845575
36
+ >>634844685
37
+ No
38
+ Her in game model isn't sexual at all and just looks like a cartoony little gremlin thing. They didn't intend for her to be the subject of so much fetishization
39
+ All that being said, goddamn I want to fuck the fan art versions of her
40
+ --- 634845620
41
+ >>634845482
42
+ We've been over this. Just because Link doesn't have on-screen dialogue doesn't mean he literally never speaks. His dialogue is just implied.
43
+
44
+ Also, it was a joke.
45
+ --- 634845736
46
+ >>634844294 (OP)
47
+ Sex with both forms at the same time
48
+ --- 634845830
49
+ >>634845014
50
+ sir you have an amiibo, imp midna will forever be bundled with wolf link
51
+ --- 634845882
52
+ >>634845575
53
+ >isn't sexual at all
54
+ --- 634845963
55
+ >>634845575
56
+ >>634845882
57
+ >isn't sexual at all
58
+ --- 634845975
59
+ >>634845575
60
+ >Her in game model isn't sexual at all
61
+ Someone post the Hyrule Warriors webm.
62
+ --- 634846001
63
+ >>634845575
64
+ If at least 5 hours of your in-game playtime wasn't spent masturbating to the Midna ass when you turn into the Wolf Link form you didn't beat the game
65
+ --- 634846101
66
+ >>634844294 (OP)
67
+ yeah, when are you gonna have sex?
68
+ --- 634846108
69
+ >>634845882
70
+ >>634845963
71
+ Correct. She's about as sexual as Minnie Mouse.
72
+ --- 634846369
73
+ >every other twili is an ugly night creature with fucked up proportions
74
+ >Midna is just a hot, tall woman with green skin
75
+
76
+ ok
77
+ --- 634846436
78
+ >>634846369
79
+ Art imitates life.
80
+ --- 634846513
81
+ >>634845575
82
+ this
83
+ she isn't sexual at all until fanart and porn consumers distorted her and overwritten what she was just like Ankha
84
+ --- 634846523
85
+ does she have to show off her imp curves in her hyrule warriors poses
86
+ --- 634846546
87
+ >>634846369
88
+ Pretty much all the Hylians who aren't Link or Zelda look grotesque as well. Look at Rusl, Ilia, and all the people who live in Kakariko.
89
+ --- 634846846
90
+ >>634846546
91
+ Rusl and Ilia aren't Hylian.
92
+ --- 634846864
93
+ >>634844743
94
+ She loses her brat energy for being a Queen
95
+
96
+ Need to add Ara Ara to compete
97
+ --- 634846935
98
+ >>634846513
99
+ >total tsundere
100
+ >gets touchy-feely with Link after you save her
101
+ >moans when you dash
102
+ >playfully teases you throughout the game
103
+ >>she isn't sexual at all until fanart and porn
104
+ This is objectively false.
105
+ --- 634846960
106
+ >>634845575
107
+ >isn't sexual at all
108
+ --- 634846975
109
+ my wife!
110
+ --- 634847258
111
+ >>634844415
112
+ the only actual 'skin' parts on midna are the light parts. the black parts are fused clothes, so no. no nipples.
113
+ --- 634847560
114
+ >>634846369
115
+ Why else do you think she became princess?
116
+ --- 634847604
117
+ >>634846108
118
+ She is sexual to people with midget fetishes.
119
+ --- 634847728
120
+ >>634846960
121
+ >you just know
122
+ --- 634847771
123
+ >>634847258
124
+ If the black parts are clothes, then why is she also wearing clothes?
125
+ --- 634847787
126
+ >>634846935
127
+ >total tsundere
128
+ wrong, she only uses Link to get what she wanted and the ending proved it, she got what she wanted and left.
129
+
130
+ >gets touchy-feely with Link after you save her
131
+ she rides Wolf Link's back for the whole game. those touchy-feely moments were emotional manipulation
132
+
133
+ >moans when you dash
134
+ nope, its an exclamation of surprise from Midna being bored during idle and only happens you idle for a while
135
+
136
+ >playfully teases you throughout the game
137
+ you meant snark, not playfully teases, there is a difference
138
+
139
+ 95% of people whole "liked" Midna saw the porn first and then "played" the first 5 minutes of Midna being properly introducted
140
+ all your "objectively true" has been debunked
141
+ --- 634848014
142
+ >>634847787
143
+ Playing Twilight Princess was what ever got me into porn to begin with because I wanted to see more Midna after I saw she was objectively perfect, cope and seethe Zant
144
+ --- 634848059
145
+ >character is snarky and mischievous
146
+ >"SHES SEXUAL!!"
147
+ --- 634848114
148
+ >>634847787
149
+ >all your "objectively true" has been debunked
150
+ You are the superior autist. I will never again try to have a viewpoint that you don't personally understand.
151
+ --- 634848153
152
+ I want a Hyrule Warriors 3. She was cute in that.
153
+ --- 634848174
154
+ >>634844294 (OP)
155
+ Yes is she going to be in the new Zelda game?! :O
156
+ --- 634848418
157
+ >>634845575
158
+ idk, made me feel something as young adolescent.
159
+ --- 634848461
160
+ >>634848059
161
+ playful touching and teasing between men and women is called flirting if you're not an autist
162
+ --- 634848731
163
+ >>634847787
164
+ >>total tsundere
165
+ >wrong, she only uses Link to get what she wanted and the ending proved it, she got what she wanted and left.
166
+
167
+ Holy shit, are you a genuine autist? If you can't understand the in-your-face subtext about Midna's tsundereness that has like the subtlety of a 20 tons truck speeding toward a freight train going the other way around, then you are, probably, literally autistic.
168
+
169
+ I mean, not understand context to that point is one of the sign of undiagnosed autism.
170
+
171
+ Past a certain point, ALL of Midna's body language and her choice of words and ellipsises imply that she feels something for Link, and is genuinely heartbroken by the need to fuck off. It's not some 145 IQ interpretation of the difference in meaning between words in three different languages, it's, like, made so obvious even small children could understand. Probably because Zelda always has children audience in mind.
172
+ --- 634848878
173
+ >>634848731
174
+ tl;dr lol
175
+ --- 634849971
176
+ >>634844294 (OP)
177
+ >Questions?
178
+ My question is did you not play the game? The twilight princess was Zelda stuck in the twilight.
179
+ --- 634850079
180
+ >>634849971
181
+ Midna's game of origin, Twilight Princess, reveals her backstory as being the next in line to rule the Twilight Realm, making her the eponymous "Twilight Princess". However, the power-obsessed Twili Zant usurps the throne from Midna using powers granted to him by Ganon to turn their people into monsters.
182
+ --- 634850119
183
+ >>634844294 (OP)
184
+ Actually this is Midna from Hyrule Warriors.
185
+ --- 634850314
186
+ >>634850119
187
+ Midlink based
188
+ Zelink is okay.
189
+ --- 634850317
190
+ >>634849971
191
+ --- 634850414
192
+ >>634844294 (OP)
193
+ That's what she looks like? Why does everyone only post the goblin then?
194
+ --- 634850420
195
+ >>634844743
196
+ because you are a pedophile
197
+ --- 634850452
198
+ >>634849971
199
+ --- 634850564
200
+ >>634844294 (OP)
201
+ UH....Actually, the game is called The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, because Zelda is the Twilight Princess. Idiot.
202
+ --- 634850986
203
+ His problem?
204
+ --- 634851252
205
+ >>634850986
206
+ he was too based for this world
207
+ --- 634851298
208
+ >>634850317
209
+ >Link, I must tell you of a legend.... The Legend of Zelda, the Wind Waker HD....
210
+ >Don't shoot them, Joel! They're the Last of Us, too!
211
+ >You can never stop us, Andross! We're team Star Fox 64 3D
212
+ >Dear Super Mario 64, please come to the castle. I've baked a cake
213
+ Why do games keep doing this shit
214
+ --- 634851431
215
+ >>634848878
216
+ Yes we know are you illiterate, autist
217
+ --- 634852000
218
+ >>634851298
219
+ >The princess of the twilight realm is called the Twillight Princess
220
+
221
+ no idea why
222
+
223
+ must be something weird
224
+ --- 634852315
225
+ >>634844294 (OP)
226
+ Do you think Link still has dreams of him being in his wolf form?
227
+ --- 634852652
228
+ >>634845575
229
+ Yeah guys it totally isn't sexual at all.
230
+ IGNORE all the times the camera pretty much stops on her ass.
231
+ --- 634852753
232
+ >>634844294 (OP)
233
+ Now draw her pregnant
234
+ --- 634852773
235
+ >>634851431
236
+ >we know are you illiterate
237
+ boy, do i have some news for you
238
+ --- 634853182
239
+ >>634852652
240
+ You can have rough and passionate lovemaking that results in impregnation without it being sexual. As Joey Wheeler once said, sex isn't all that sexy.
241
+ --- 634853312
242
+ >>634853182
243
+ Cannot fault that logic.
244
+ --- 634853567
245
+ >>634844294 (OP)
246
+ When can I see her in real life?
247
+ --- 634853582
248
+ >>634853182
249
+ >sex isn't sexual
250
+ And that's my cue to take a break from 4chan for the day
251
+ --- 634853639
252
+ >>634847771
253
+ Underwear
254
+ --- 634853795
255
+ >>634847258
256
+ So why is she wearing something over her eyes and ears? Those are black as well
257
+ --- 634854161
258
+ Midna turned me into a premature ejaculator.
259
+ --- 634854175
260
+ >>634853795
261
+ Mask
262
+ --- 634854474
263
+ >>634854175
264
+ Nah I choose to believe that there are still nipples in there, it's just Nintendo Magic that censors them
265
+ --- 634854508
266
+ >>634849971
267
+ Holy retard
268
+ --- 634854884
269
+ heres your imp, bro
270
+
271
+ >*pokes you*
272
+ >*laughs at you*
273
+ --- 634855440
274
+ I did a photo shoot with my midna pillow. I'm going to edit them so that you can't see my face, I will probably post them on Sunday
275
+ --- 634855640
276
+ >>634854884
277
+ These guys were severely underused in Wind Waker
278
+ --- 634855732
279
+ >>634854175
280
+ >yes...YES!
281
+ --- 634855983
282
+ >>634855440
283
+ please don't
284
+ --- 634856250
285
+ One simple scene could have stopped Skyward Sword from ever happening.
286
+ --- 634856338
287
+ >>634856250
288
+ Unaware of how shippers operate, huh?
289
+ --- 634856353
290
+ >>634856250
291
+ Midna/Link is a crack ship. Manga is non canon. Just as delusional as Malink fags
292
+ --- 634856656
293
+ >>634856353
294
+ >crack ship
295
+ I don't think you know what that means
296
+ --- 634857115
297
+ >>634856353
298
+ Marin is based you faggot
299
+ --- 634857781
300
+ >>634855983
301
+ My gf wants to see the reaction
302
+ It's out of my hands
303
+ --- 634857786
304
+ >>634845882
305
+ >>634845963
306
+ If this is sexy to you then you gotta go out back and ol' yeller yourself
307
+ --- 634858168
308
+ Eee Hee Hee
309
+ --- 634858460
310
+ >>634845575
311
+ >They didn't intend for her to be the subject of so much fetishization
312
+ It's a curse and blessing
313
+ --- 634858598
314
+ >>634846975
315
+ Cute and underrated
316
+ --- 634859117
317
+ >>634847771
318
+ I choose to believe it's paint or something. Concept art had her naked with fur.
319
+ --- 634859230
320
+ >>634856250
321
+ Based
322
+ --- 634859382
323
+ >>634847771
324
+ do you never wear a jacket over a t-shirt?
325
+ --- 634859586
326
+ >>634854474
327
+ >porn that simply makes naughty bits slightly darker, implying she was nude the whole time
328
+ --- 634859892
329
+ >>634856353
330
+ >Manga is non canon.
331
+ Official Nintendo Seal of Quality.
332
+ Mald.
333
+ --- 634860168
334
+ >>634844294 (OP)
335
+ yeah hey what the fuck are these? its not hair right? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE
336
+ --- 634860207
337
+ Twilight Princess is the worst 3D Zelda.
338
+ --- 634860251
339
+ I like my Midnas tall.
340
+ --- 634860273
341
+ >>634860168
342
+ its hair
343
+ >>634860207
344
+ that title belongs to skyward sword by a country mile
345
+ --- 634860337
346
+ >>634860207
347
+ --- 634860358
348
+ >>634860273
349
+ Nope. Twilight Princess is the worst 3D Zelda.
350
+ --- 634860410
351
+ >>634860207
352
+ >>634860358
353
+ Reject H*lia propaganda.
354
+ --- 634860435
355
+ my wife just left me please post your best twili midnas
356
+ --- 634860438
357
+ >>634860168
358
+ This is what you tax dollars are wasted on, folks. A PROPER ruler doesn't waste civilian funds on something so frivolous, a big nose helmet is sufficient for ME.
359
+ --- 634860467
360
+ >>634860251
361
+ >not liking both
362
+ --- 634860524
363
+ >>634860337
364
+ It doesn't matter if you like Midna. Twilight Princess is the worst 3D Zelda.
365
+ --- 634860569
366
+ What's the best way to emulate Twilight Princess?
367
+ I just replayed through Majora's Mask for the nth time and it was just as incredible as I remember
368
+ I haven't played Twilight Princess since I was a kid on the Wii
369
+
370
+ Also do we think Majora was tied into the Twili?
371
+ I hope they never really say because the mystery is what makes MM good.
372
+ --- 634860687
373
+ >>634860569
374
+ Why would you want to? It is the worst 3D Zelda.
375
+ --- 634860708
376
+ >When Link kisses imp Midna in the manga
377
+ --- 634860818
378
+ >samefagging this hard
379
+ --- 634860853
380
+ >>634860168
381
+ It's just a fancy headdress dude. It's hair.
382
+ --- 634860898
383
+ >>634844294 (OP)
384
+ What do her feet smell like?
385
+
386
+ Twili Midna not that ugly goblin
387
+ --- 634860969
388
+ >>634846960
389
+ My Mom took TP away from me because she didn't think the 'sexy little elf' was appropriate.
390
+ --- 634861009
391
+ >>634860168
392
+ It probabaly is. Nintendo designers need a assistant with a yard stick to hit them whenever they come up with ideas like this.
393
+ --- 634861035
394
+ >>634860969
395
+ Your mom wanted Link to herself
396
+ --- 634861069
397
+ >>634860708
398
+ >When Link kisses imp Midna in the manga
399
+ SOMEONE POST THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
400
+ --- 634861112
401
+ >>634844743
402
+ She only appears at the end of the game while we hang put with her imp form for like 99% of the time
403
+ --- 634861141
404
+ >>634844294 (OP)
405
+ Yes. Why isn't she seated on my face?
406
+ --- 634861148
407
+ >>634844294 (OP)
408
+ Can’t spell Midna without mid.
409
+ Next.
410
+ --- 634861317
411
+ >>634845051
412
+ ah but what if
413
+ >she changes into it for a laugh
414
+ >she realizes you start acting weird and flustered when she did
415
+ >she now does it all the time to tease you and for fug
416
+ >>634860569
417
+ gamecube original, fanmade texture pack optional, use real gc controller with usb adapter if you have it
418
+ --- 634861320
419
+ >>634860467
420
+ Midna is Midna.
421
+ I just like her tall form more.
422
+ --- 634861389
423
+ >>634860969
424
+ Based mom.
425
+ --- 634861732
426
+ >>634860969
427
+ I bet your mom was jealous Midna was hotter than her
428
+ --- 634861885
429
+ >>634846864
430
+ THIS
431
+ we need SMUG Midna (true)
432
+ --- 634862009
433
+ >>634858598
434
+ Most of the TP girls are underrated and under used. The GC Zeldas need a remake with better use of these characters
435
+ --- 634862152
436
+ >>634862009
437
+ Best I can do is TP WiiU with an extra side of bloom.
438
+ --- 634862340
439
+ >>634862009
440
+ Wind Waker needs to be turned into a finished product.
441
+ --- 634862362
442
+ >>634861069
443
+ --- 634862516
444
+ >>634862362
445
+ GIWTWM Midna I mean
446
+ --- 634862542
447
+ >>634860207
448
+ absolutely not, nothing will be as utterly obnoxious as skyward sword
449
+ --- 634862747
450
+ >>634860687
451
+ SS and WW are both worse.
452
+ --- 634862781
453
+ >>634860207
454
+ >worst 3d zelda
455
+ >botw exists
456
+ good game, worst zelda game. you cannot refute this
457
+ --- 634863256
458
+ >>634862781
459
+ It still wouldn't be the worst. By your own admission, BOTW is still a good game even if the Zelda aspects of it aren't even close to being the best.
460
+ Skyward Sword, on the other hand, is a bad game and a bad Zelda.
461
+ --- 634863586
462
+ >>634850317
463
+ O MY TWILIGHT PRINCESS
464
+ --- 634863682
465
+ >>634860969
466
+ >she didn't think the 'sexy little elf' was appropriate
467
+ I guess it is the first time we see him shirtless
468
+ --- 634863716
469
+ Like my shirt, /v/?
470
+ --- 634863794
471
+ >>634846960
472
+ Midna is the sole reason why i turned into a cunnyseur <3
473
+ --- 634863860
474
+ >>634863794
475
+ you’re a faggot for associating Midna with loli
476
+ --- 634863973
477
+ >>634863860
478
+ I don't care. Both are small, flat chested and have peachy ass. She's a loli in my book. Don't like it? Suck my 2 inch dick, faggot
479
+ --- 634863985
480
+ why doesn't she have nipples?
481
+ --- 634864025
482
+ Threadly reminder that Twili Midna is the true patrician choice, but you kids ain't ready for this discussion.
483
+ --- 634864084
484
+ >>634844294 (OP)
485
+ >princess
486
+ >dressed as a harlot
487
+ explain this
488
+ --- 634864147
489
+ >>634864084
490
+ Please understand, she's from another realm
491
+ --- 634864153
492
+ >>634864084
493
+ No
494
+ --- 634864324
495
+ >>634863973
496
+ kys shortstack is different and superior to loli
497
+ --- 634864369
498
+ >>634860569
499
+ >I just replayed through Majora's Mask for the nth time and it was just as incredible as I remember
500
+ I had a blast the first time I played MM, but when trying to replay it I didn't have the patience to get through it.
501
+ I think it's because I'm getting older and when you're older you value your free time more, even though my life is empty and depressing. I feel like my time is being wasted when I have to start something over again because I missed a time-sensitive interaction or something.
502
+ I like MM and I'm glad to have experienced it, but I find it less replayable than the other titles.
503
+ --- 634864419
504
+ >>634854076
505
+ 0 good art whether it be lewds or not
506
+ really wish more characters in other LoZ games made appearances
507
+ --- 634864546
508
+ >>634864324
509
+ Yeah if you're into midget hags which makes you a degenerate and a disgrace in the eyes of God. Loli is and always has been superiour in every single civilization throughout history of mankind.
510
+ --- 634864552
511
+ >>634860569
512
+ I actually thought there was going to be a TP sequel that elaborated on this. Link tries to find a way to the other realm while lore gets dropped on the usurpers and the stuff they made.
513
+ --- 634864609
514
+ >>634860853
515
+ Hottest true form art I've ever seen of her
516
+ --- 634864646
517
+ Midna is Midna and can be enjoyed in either form.
518
+ --- 634864702
519
+ >>634863985
520
+ Shadow clothes. They cover your skin by becoming your skin.
521
+ --- 634864749
522
+ >>634864324
523
+ Midna is not a shortstack, regardless of revisionism
524
+ shortshack is a western term
525
+ --- 634864853
526
+ >>634864084
527
+ The Twili seem to bare a lot of skin, and some of their clothes are probably shadows that they've shaped with magic.
528
+ With some of the Twili you save it kinda looks like they're wearing shadow-togas, with the way that this guy only has one nip showing.
529
+
530
+ Also Link only ever saw her as a little gremlin and she probably wanted to impress him.
531
+ --- 634865136
532
+ >>634844294 (OP)
533
+ I heard Jack Garland left the bed when Midna suggested to get chaotic with him
534
+ --- 634865160
535
+ >>634860569
536
+ Wii U version is the best one, go with that.
537
+ --- 634865538
538
+ >>634863860
539
+ >>634864324
540
+ Midna is a loli, deal with it.
541
+ Only normalfags disagree.
542
+ --- 634865728
543
+ Professional Imp
544
+ --- 634865829
545
+ >>634865538
546
+ Based and true.
547
+ --- 634866057
548
+ >>634864369
549
+ >because I missed a time-sensitive interaction or something.
550
+
551
+ Learn to time keep in the game. It's not that hard to do. Like for example you can do like several things on a Raomani Ranch loop besides get Epona, like:
552
+
553
+ >Two free bottles
554
+ >Song of Storms
555
+ >Zora's Mask
556
+ >Captian Hat
557
+ >Romani Mask
558
+ >Garo Mask
559
+ >Bunny Hood
560
+ >Fat Bitch Heart Piece from Romani Ranch (Requires Mask of Truth and some patience though)
561
+ >I think you can do the Gorman song sidequest too , I think he's there on night two I forget
562
+
563
+ All on a three day cycle just from getting Epona. Hell more if you're feeling frisky and decide to explore Great Bay a little after killing Mikau.
564
+ --- 634866108
565
+ built for belly inflation
566
+ --- 634866472
567
+ >>634844294 (OP)
568
+ Yes. How do I have sex with her?
569
+ --- 634866672
570
+ >>634860168
571
+ Her hair's magic. It does some crazy shit.
572
+ --- 634866779
573
+ >>634866547
574
+ This
575
+ --- 634866803
576
+ Why is the Twilight Princess theme the best theme in the series?
577
+ --- 634866971
578
+ >>634866803
579
+ Midna leitmotif
580
+ --- 634867017
581
+ >>634861035
582
+ I love how much the grannies seem to like Midna
583
+ --- 634867230
584
+ >>634866971
585
+ I don't care if people think Midna's Lament is overrated, I love how it combines her and Link's leitmotifs.
586
+ >"While there is a tragic situation where Link is running through the rain carrying a dying Midna, it also foreshadows the fact that they will grow closer over time." -Toru Minegishi
587
+ If only they programmed it so it overrode the combat music and played continuously it would have been perfect. Not sure why they didn't do that for the HD remaster.
588
+ --- 634867372
589
+ >>634860853
590
+ >>634864609
591
+ don't even remember the artist's name, way too late now since I have like a few hundred gb of random fucking images but I really should've made it a habit to save the artist name to filenames if I got them off pixiv or twitter
592
+ --- 634867545
593
+ >>634867372
594
+ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
595
+ --- 634867676
596
+ >>634867230
597
+ People think Lament is overrated? Really? I always just hear the complaint you mentioned.
598
+ --- 634867862
599
+ >>634867545
600
+ --- 634867898
601
+ >>634867017
602
+ Probably because she combines like a bunch of romance tropes.
603
+ >princess and the frog vibes
604
+ >beauty and the beast vibes
605
+ >princess and the rancher/knight
606
+ >star-crossed lovers shit
607
+ You could probably find more
608
+ --- 634868149
609
+ >>634867862
610
+ I can't believe how sexy true form midna is when she's drawn like this holy fuck
611
+ --- 634868390
612
+ >>634868149
613
+ This is one of the few "inbetween" form interpretations I like
614
+ --- 634868512
615
+ >>634868390
616
+ She's very cute
617
+ --- 634868801
618
+ >>634868390
619
+ I believe both midnas have their role
620
+ --- 634869024
621
+ >>634868512
622
+ >>634868801
623
+ Of course, I'd love to see more Midnas like the one you posted but I never see many.
624
+ --- 634869091
625
+ >>634869024
626
+ Funny how she looks sluttier in these clothes when she was naked in the others
627
+ --- 634869278
628
+ >>634844294 (OP)
629
+ Imp.
630
+ Only normies would pick her more boring form.
631
+ --- 634869289
632
+ >>634860853
633
+ >>634867372
634
+ >>634867862
635
+ >>634868390
636
+ >>634869024
637
+ are these all the same artist
638
+ --- 634869354
639
+ >>634844294 (OP)
640
+ Why no Switch port?
641
+ --- 634869418
642
+ >>634869289
643
+ Is there a shoeless version? I wanna see her feet
644
+ --- 634869496
645
+ >>634869278
646
+ >limiting yourself to one wife
647
+ What are ya, some sort of Bible hater atheist?
648
+ --- 634869549
649
+ >True Form fags still coping to this day
650
+ --- 634869602
651
+ >>634848153
652
+ AoC sucked. It was too derivative of BotW.
653
+ --- 634869621
654
+ >>634850986
655
+ >Start of the game
656
+ >Get slingshot
657
+ >Repeatedly shoot this little fucker in the face
658
+ I have not laughed that hard in a very long time.
659
+ --- 634869659
660
+ >>634869289
661
+ Yeah
662
+ https://twitter.com/AutoGiraffe/status/1632576320126484481
663
+ --- 634869710
664
+ >>634848153
665
+ Sooga was such an amazing character and I can't tell you why. Shame he's a spinoff oc so he will never reappear again
666
+ --- 634869742
667
+ >>634845975
668
+ --- 634869849
669
+ >>634868801
670
+ Robed Imp Midna is underrated
671
+ --- 634870002
672
+ >>634869849
673
+ CUUUUUUUTE
674
+ --- 634870084
675
+ >>634869659
676
+ Do you think true form Midna can also do backflips like this?
677
+ --- 634870101
678
+ >>634869849
679
+ >manga was removed from archive
680
+ Fuck where do I read this now
681
+ --- 634870129
682
+ >>634859586
683
+ Based taste.
684
+ --- 634870220
685
+ >>634870084
686
+ There's no way she couldn't if she did it so nonchalantly right there
687
+ --- 634870343
688
+ >>634867372
689
+ >>634867862
690
+ >>634868390
691
+ Holy shit that's hot
692
+ --- 634870427
693
+ >>634870101
694
+ This actually isn't from the manga.
695
+
696
+ Not the official manga, anyhow - it's a non-porn doujin that a fan made.
697
+ --- 634870597
698
+ >>634870427
699
+ >that smile
700
+ Cute!
701
+ --- 634870620
702
+ >>634870427
703
+ Oh shit. Well it looks bretty gud to me
704
+ --- 634871032
705
+ >>634870597
706
+ It gets cuter
707
+ >>634870620
708
+ I think I've seen the artist go by both tak and karasuki, if I'm not mistaken.
709
+ He also did this >>634870343
710
+ --- 634871170
711
+ >>634871032
712
+ Also this
713
+ --- 634871520
714
+ >>634871170
715
+ please fucking delete this i told myself i wasn't gonna fap for a week and this is gonna make me burst it's too lewd
716
+ --- 634871876
717
+ >>634871520
718
+ When is that week over?
719
+ --- 634872168
720
+ >>634871876
721
+ IN 4 DAYS STOP IT
722
+ --- 634872241
723
+ >>634871520
724
+ handholding...
725
+ without gloves
726
+ --- 634872338
727
+ >>634872241
728
+ That's illegal
729
+ --- 634872390
730
+ >>634869418
731
+ no
732
+ --- 634872518
733
+ >>634872241
734
+ --- 634872601
735
+ >>634872168
736
+ there more in this crop or is that the full pic
737
+ --- 634872692
738
+ >>634872601
739
+ I don't know
740
+ --- 634873484
741
+ >>634861035
742
+ Man, I would have paid so much for an official Midna sketch. Is this yours?
743
+ --- 634873760
744
+ >>634873484
745
+ Nah, just something I saved ages ago
746
+ --- 634874240
747
+ >>634873760
748
+ What a slut
749
+ --- 634874330
750
+ >>634873760
751
+ >uncensored not on their e621
752
+ fuck I don't wanna dig through their twitter for this if it wasn't deleted by then knowing most artist's like to go on delete sprees the last 8 or so years when depression episode kicks in
753
+ --- 634874431
754
+ >>634873760
755
+ Artist? Their styles cute
756
+ --- 634874485
757
+ >>634872168
758
+ I believe in you anon.
759
+ Although I question why people who limit their fapping go on /v/ and not expect this level of degeneracy
760
+ --- 634874501
761
+ >>634874330
762
+ >>634873760
763
+ FUCK so an uncensored version isn't around?
764
+ --- 634874620
765
+ >>634874431
766
+ Huffslove
767
+ --- 634874632
768
+ >>634874501
769
+ Sent :)
770
+ --- 634874791
771
+ >>634874628
772
+ The only bad thing about these grannies is that they jacked off OoT Zelda.
773
+ --- 634874909
774
+ >>634874628
775
+ I meant did you OWN that sketch goofball
776
+ >>634874620
777
+ Oh SHIT I remember that thread, some guy had a chemist friend and the guy thought Midna's sweat would smell like Blackberries? Seems to optimistic, I can't imagine Midna sweat being really any different from regular Human sweat
778
+ --- 634874997
779
+ >>634874485
780
+ a-at least link has gloves on
781
+ --- 634875054
782
+ >>634874909
783
+ I just realized I didn't comprehend your post. I'm drunk.
784
+ --- 634875269
785
+ >>634853182
786
+ Why would you take the words of that jobber seriously
787
+ --- 634875320
788
+ >>634874997
789
+ You gotta use protection I guess
790
+ --- 634875375
791
+ >>634875320
792
+ ANON I BEG YOU STOP POSTING PLEASE
793
+ --- 634875410
794
+ >>634874330
795
+ >>634874501
796
+ I put the Midna icon there. There ain't no pussy.
797
+ --- 634875575
798
+ >>634875375
799
+ You'll be okay, I don't have too much more
800
+ >>634871170
801
+ Full page
802
+ --- 634875717
803
+ >>634875410
804
+ You bastard
805
+ --- 634875786
806
+ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5F1y2dppLvI&pp=ygUIbWlkbmEgYWk%3D [Embed]
807
+ --- 634875790
808
+ >>634875410
809
+ Post it anyway faggot, null crotch is just as good
810
+ --- 634876309
811
+ >>634875575
812
+ too lewd
813
+ --- 634876641
814
+ How do you feel about arm hugs?
815
+ --- 634876742
816
+ >>634876641
817
+ ....in public?
818
+ --- 634876879
819
+ >>634875790
820
+ Jannies are iffy so I don't know
821
+ --- 634877034
822
+ >>634876879
823
+ You can just catbox it you know
824
+ --- 634877050
825
+ >>634876879
826
+ just spoiler it
827
+ --- 634877072
828
+ >>634876742
829
+ That's the best place to do it
830
+ --- 634877110
831
+ >>634877072
832
+ b-but people will see!
833
+ --- 634877165
834
+ >>634877034
835
+ Oh yeah
836
+ https://files.catbox.moe/z8y38x.png
837
+ --- 634877517
838
+ >>634877165
839
+ Thank you doctor
840
+ --- 634877579
841
+ >>634877165
842
+ >>634877517
843
+ --- 634877824
844
+ >>634844294 (OP)
845
+ >Questions?
846
+ Yeah, how much for a rimmy?
847
+ --- 634877838
848
+ >>634844294 (OP)
849
+ Why didn't Link marry her and have tons of kids with her?
850
+ --- 634877897
851
+ >>634877110
852
+ LET THEM
853
+ I'm out of arm hugs
854
+ --- 634877948
855
+ >>634877165
856
+ midna's tongue...
857
+ --- 634878159
858
+ >>634877838
859
+ One gold coin
860
+ Also she doesn't give them, she gets them
861
+ --- 634878169
862
+ >>634877897
863
+ >LET THEM
864
+ THAT"S PERVERSE
865
+ --- 634878239
866
+ >>634878159
867
+ 'ooty
868
+ --- 634878393
869
+ >>634878159
870
+ >she gets them
871
+ I'm gonna go broke
872
+ --- 634878610
873
+ >>634878159
874
+ >not rupees
875
+ ONE JOB
876
+ --- 634878691
877
+ >>634878159
878
+ --- 634878742
879
+ >>634878169
880
+ Sometimes you just have to let the world know that you're the only one she allows inside of her heart
881
+ --- 634878824
882
+ >>634878610
883
+ >he doesn't know
884
+ --- 634878919
885
+ >>634878159
886
+ Lmao I meant to reply to
887
+ >>634877824
888
+ --- 634879036
889
+ >>634846975
890
+ >>634858598
891
+ Based Agithachads
892
+ --- 634879051
893
+ >>634878824
894
+ i want cheapies again.
895
+ Hard to DCA when you live in a kiked state that has a minimum requirement per transaction before it gets taxed
896
+ --- 634879218
897
+ >>634878742
898
+ fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
899
+ --- 634879394
900
+ >>634879051
901
+ Me too bro, I gotta put up with sales tax on top unless you either buy hilariously overpriced US stuff or $500 dollars worth at a time
902
+ --- 634879562
903
+ -1 Midna image, but trust me when I say you have 100% seen it before.
904
+ --- 634879595
905
+ >>634860207
906
+ Wind Waker is worse and it's not even a competition.
907
+ >Verification not required.
908
+ --- 634879714
909
+ >>634846975
910
+ >>634858598
911
+ >>634879036
912
+ Was she a real princess, or was it autism?
913
+ --- 634879829
914
+ >>634878742
915
+ please tell me there's a set of this and it isn't a one off
916
+ --- 634880028
917
+ >>634879218
918
+ >fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
919
+ As if plain old fucking could be this intimate
920
+ --- 634880110
921
+ >be playing Twilight Princess with my GF
922
+ >she notices that I get flustered whenever I see Midna, especially when she moans while riding you
923
+ >one day find my copy of Twilight Princess missing
924
+ >find my GF in bed, cosplaying as Midna
925
+ >totally horrible cosplay, barely even understood the character
926
+ >demand to know where my copy of TP is
927
+ >get back to playing while she washes off the body paint in the bathroom
928
+
929
+ I'm glad we broke up. Annoying as hell.
930
+ --- 634880278
931
+ >>634846975
932
+ >was obsessed with gothic lolita when I played TP because of oreimo
933
+ >i found all the bugs for her for that reason alone
934
+ --- 634880356
935
+ >>634879829
936
+ He's done a handful of other Midna and Link pics, but I don't know if they're part of a set
937
+ --- 634880550
938
+ >>634880356
939
+ Men only want one thing and its beautiful
940
+ --- 634880552
941
+ Sneed
942
+ --- 634880629
943
+ >>634880110
944
+ Based autist
945
+ --- 634880746
946
+ >>634880552
947
+ >>634880631
948
+ --- 634880929
949
+ >>634880110
950
+ YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
951
+ --- 634880976
952
+ >>634880746
953
+ The fuck is that
954
+ --- 634881059
955
+ >>634880976
956
+ Midna
957
+ --- 634881162
958
+ >>634844294 (OP)
959
+ It only recently occurred to me, but those that like Midna possess deeply repressed fatherly instincts. (You) play the game protecting her and assisting in Midna's goals as a parent would, but most anons mistake this as more carnal love as opposed to offspring love since they're so unfamiliar with either. Just like how you wouldn't be sexually interested in Ellie from the TLOU since Joel takes over in a parental figure position and so do (You), the same applies to Midna. A disconnect happens though which causes anons to cross the wires of what is acceptable love to essentially Link and (You)r daughter. Perhaps it's the less human like form or more fantasy setting. Either way, please remove your mind from the gutters
960
+ --- 634881432
961
+ >>634879714
962
+ She's a princess to me
963
+ --- 634881575
964
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQHP-xJzvA4&list=LL [Embed]
965
+ --- 634881684
966
+ >Midna thread
967
+ Here we go again
968
+ --- 634881723
969
+ >>634880552
970
+ >>634880631
971
+ >>634880849
972
+ >pink butthole
973
+ >teal glowing butthole
974
+ >black butthole
975
+
976
+ Which is it bros?
977
+ --- 634881965
978
+ >>634844294 (OP)
979
+ segs?
980
+ --- 634882016
981
+ I wonder if the grannies played through the game themselves?
982
+ They probably just watched playthroughs.
983
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DsYOVSTL9g [Embed]
984
+ --- 634882063
985
+ >>634881723
986
+ Teal
987
+ --- 634882151
988
+ True Midna cunnilingus
989
+ --- 634882154
990
+ >>634870220
991
+ She's so tall though
992
+ --- 634882201
993
+ >>634880110
994
+ Fake but funny
995
+ --- 634882392
996
+ Horny devs
997
+ --- 634882550
998
+ >>634881723
999
+ all of them
1000
+ at the same time
1001
+ i don't know how
1002
+ but if three timelines had existed then three Midnas exist as well
1003
+ --- 634882570
1004
+ This is what I think of your precious imp, v
1005
+ --- 634882689
1006
+ >>634882154
1007
+ I want to eat her pussy
1008
+ --- 634882697
1009
+ >>634882154
1010
+ I wanna see Tall Midna do a backflip
1011
+ --- 634883671
1012
+ >>634882016
1013
+ I was at a con where they had a panel and they said they never finished BotW because they spent all their time playing with the horses.
1014
+ --- 634883852
1015
+ >>634875575
1016
+ I found this karasuki comic being sold on ebay a long time ago, and now the artist has made it available for free
1017
+ --- 634884148
1018
+ RRRAAAAGGGHHH
1019
+ --- 634884214
1020
+ >>634884148
1021
+ you wish
1022
+ --- 634884360
1023
+ >>634844294 (OP)
1024
+ Is that bodypaint or just really skintight clothing?Also, is she wearing any underwear?
1025
+ --- 634884436
1026
+ >>634882154
1027
+ What's it like to have a tall gf bros?
1028
+ --- 634884464
1029
+ >>634844685
1030
+ yes
1031
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQHP-xJzvA4 [Embed]
1032
+ --- 634884810
1033
+ >>634854884
1034
+ anyone else jerk it to the drawings bleachedleaves made of these guys?
1035
+ --- 634885124
1036
+ >>634844685
1037
+ Anal doesn't feel anywhere near as good as pussy
1038
+ --- 634885289
1039
+ >>634885124
1040
+ It does with Midna
1041
+ --- 634885496
1042
+ Good tsundere archetype. Got me hooked on the personality type. Wish I had more self-confidence to get a girl like that.
1043
+ --- 634885643
1044
+ >>634858168
1045
+ Jesus christ.
1046
+ is the game good?
1047
+ --- 634885721
1048
+ >>634885643
1049
+ If you like mowing down the same enemies and bosses for hundreds of hours, sure
1050
+ --- 634885828
1051
+ >>634883617
1052
+ best midna cutscene change my mind
1053
+ --- 634885830
1054
+ >>634885643
1055
+ It's fun to slaughter hordes of enemies. Age Of Calamity had better combat though.
1056
+ --- 634885918
1057
+ I LOVE MIDNA BLUE GLOWING ASSHOLE
1058
+ --- 634886058
1059
+ >>634856250
1060
+ Lorewise or what? How exactly is Link not fucking Midna and marrying her the reason for skyward sword? Is there some lore I'm missing?
1061
+ --- 634886284
1062
+ >>634881723
1063
+ TOP TIER
1064
+ Black because it matches her shadow/skin markings and it's really hot to imply she was totally nude the entire time, you just couldn't see because they had to keep a T rating, it also looks cool
1065
+ >HIGH TIER
1066
+ Bioluminescent teal because that's just visually striking, also matches her blue markings
1067
+ >MEH TIER
1068
+ Pink because that's normie shit and doesn't match to anything
1069
+ >SHIT TIER (LITERALLY)
1070
+ Brown because that's just nasty
1071
+ --- 634886294
1072
+ >>634885830
1073
+ Yeah, AoC really improved a lot of stuff about the gameplay (and the story), but I have to admit that I find myself enjoying the original HW more.
1074
+ I liked AoC a lot, but I found myself missing the utter fanservicey craziness of so many characters from different games being crammed together
1075
+ --- 634886486
1076
+ >>634886294
1077
+ Not to mention CIA.
1078
+ --- 634886501
1079
+ >>634884436
1080
+ I once dated a 6'0" girl as a 6'4" man, it's pretty cool that you can both walk at a normal speed and get places quickly. Favorite part about being tall is just how much ground I can cover, my Mom is short and it's agonizingly slow having to walk any place with her.
1081
+ --- 634886550
1082
+ >>634886284
1083
+ Black dont make my pp hard as the bioblue one
1084
+ --- 634886740
1085
+ >>634886550
1086
+ Skill issue, try harder
1087
+ --- 634886958
1088
+ Goodnight, Midnafags
1089
+ --- 634886962
1090
+ >>634886550
1091
+ Glowing genitals are too far into sparkledog shit for me personally. I feel like they'd be really obnoxious to look at in real life.
1092
+ --- 634887015
1093
+ >>634846960
1094
+ >>634846975
1095
+ They're both perfect. One of the funniest instances of TP is when you have bugs but select no and deny her and try to leave. She starts sniffing you intensely and pouting simultaneously and claiming how she knows you have bugs, ominously.
1096
+ --- 634887443
1097
+ >>634886486
1098
+ Her too
1099
+ --- 634888008
1100
+ >>634882154
1101
+ Is this the interspecies relationship dude?
1102
+ --- 634888345
1103
+ >>634888008
1104
+ This? I don't think so, but I'm not sure
1105
+ --- 634888481
1106
+ >>634888008
1107
+ >He lacks the knowledge
1108
+ --- 634888618
1109
+ >>634886284
1110
+ >Black because it matches her shadow/skin markings and it's really hot to imply she was totally nude the entire time, you just couldn't see because they had to keep a T rating, it also looks cool
1111
+
1112
+ Great taste. Not really a fan of the bioluminescent, nor when she's just a boring blue skinned lady
1113
+ --- 634889086
1114
+ I love Zelda because it allows me to interact with exotic people that I would never see irl. The tree people, the fish people, the rock people, the women people, the bird people
1115
+ --- 634889176
1116
+ Any of you Midna gentlemen also Yordle Enjoyers?
1117
+ --- 634890083
1118
+ ok so maybe you can explain away the camera angles
1119
+
1120
+ but why did they make her SOUND so sexual?
1121
+ --- 634890146
1122
+ >>634890083
1123
+ Link's cockmusk arouses her
1124
+ --- 634890820
1125
+ >>634890083
1126
+ When Link dashes her pussy and butthole are grinding up against him, that's all
1127
+ --- 634891390
1128
+ >>634880631
1129
+ What is the biological purpose of a bioluminescent blue anus
1130
+ --- 634891810
1131
+ >>634890083
1132
+ Even wonder why "Horse girls" are a little psycho and seem to like Horses a little too much?
1133
+ They're feeling things that men don't feel, and she doesn't even have a saddle or wear pants to minimize direct contact
1134
+ --- 634891902
1135
+ >>634891810
1136
+ Imagine having your back soaked in Midna squirt
1137
+ --- 634892109
1138
+ >>634891902
1139
+ To think, she could have been at serious risk for Dehydration during TP and not once did the game ever SUGGEST to pack a canteen
1140
+ --- 634892634
1141
+ >>634891390
1142
+ attract mates in a shadowy dark realm
1143
+ --- 634893073
1144
+ secks
1145
+ --- 634893197
1146
+ goodnight midner
1147
+ --- 634893232
1148
+ >>634891390
1149
+ So you can easily find your way to it in the dark
1150
+ --- 634893320
1151
+ >>634893197
1152
+ I wish I could take the protective cover off of mine but I'm sick right now, don't wanna get germs on my princess
1153
+ --- 634893332
1154
+ >>634893197
1155
+ i respect your dedication i just dont like how much of a fag you are about it
1156
+ but tell you what anon, a locally hosted ai midna robot would be fun
1157
+ --- 634893391
1158
+ >>634893197
1159
+ How do you clean cum off it?
1160
+ --- 634893451
1161
+ >>634893197
1162
+ >tfw genuinely considering buying this myself
1163
+ --- 634893881
1164
+ post true midna already
1165
+ --- 634894245
1166
+ >>634875410
1167
+ the fucking hips on her
1168
+ --- 634894276
1169
+ >>634860969
1170
+ Really? Fuck your mom! God knows I did
1171
+ --- 634894281
1172
+ >>634893451
1173
+ Do it. What happens if Nintendo ninjas take them down and it's gone forever? You just going to live in the timeline where you never hugged a fluffy, squishy Midna every night? Because I'm living in the timeline where I've had it by my side almost every night for a year and a half, and it's great
1174
+ --- 634894548
1175
+ >>634882354
1176
+ jevil bro...
1177
+ captcha: MMMDP
1178
+ --- 634894906
1179
+ >>634860969
1180
+ she was right
1181
+ --- 634894960
1182
+ Playing Gamecube Twilight Princess right now.
1183
+
1184
+ Any cool glitches aside from early sacred grove I can do? I tried to do but failed
1185
+ --- 634895076
1186
+ >>634888345
1187
+ This is what I was looking for. Thanks bro
1188
+ --- 634895197
1189
+ For me it's
1190
+ >midna_(true_form) solo feet order:score
1191
+ --- 634895217
1192
+ >>634887443
1193
+ I didn't think I'd enjoy this game the first handful of hours but it managed to hook me for over 400+ hours
1194
+
1195
+ Once the YL tingle and I think twili midna patch/dlc hit though I couldn't stomach farming that one bottom left MQ map anymore just to get characters up to max level. That and level
1196
+ 255 was the highest and the shitload of rupees needed to get there was more than the rupee cap x3 for each character, so the rupee glitch was a godsend.
1197
+ Unfortunately I was made aware the fucking switch version removed that glitch so fuck revisiting this game when nearly 8 years later I entertained buying the definitive edition last year to play this alongside a friend that was mindlessly grinding this.
1198
+
1199
+ shame too, the era of /v/ and /vg/ constantly having threads was fun for its time at least. Doubt AoC had as big of a target audience here when it released
1200
+ --- 634895221
1201
+ >>634851252
1202
+ >showing the kids the sword moves
1203
+ >beth acting thirsty the whole time, asks to see the thrust
1204
+ >malo says "oh please, the thrust?"
1205
+ he really was too based
1206
+ --- 634895320
1207
+ >>634894960
1208
+ If you're familiar enough with the game to be aware of when a scripted event is going to happen, transform into wolf Link when you would normally be human and vice versa. The game loses its spaghetti almost every time with Link's model and it's always hilarious
1209
+ Warning, if you do early sacred grove the game is basically impossible to beat after a certain point because the gorons that block the second dungeon just don't move for whatever reason and you have to be absurdly skilled to get past them, I couldn't do it
1210
+ --- 634895447
1211
+ >>634893197
1212
+ I've entertained getting a daki multiple times but I just can't imagine having it and friends occasionally coming by and seeing it desu
1213
+
1214
+ way too lazy to hide it or I'd forget but koro is pretty damn good choice for their midna and kindred daki art
1215
+ --- 634895537
1216
+ >>634864324
1217
+ >>634863860
1218
+ Midna is a loli bodytype and she is on the smaller side too
1219
+ --- 634895593
1220
+ >>634895320
1221
+ >>634894960
1222
+ Sorry misread that, meant AFTER you do early sacred grove.
1223
+ There's a pretty cool entirely unrelated glitch that lets you have infinite bomb arrows for a short period of time, it's not at all hard just takes a lot of steps to pull off. Pretty fun to just have an endless bazooka https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-LFnviH9KQ [Embed]
1224
+ --- 634895597
1225
+ >>634895447
1226
+ my gf uses her as a body pillow, its the best outcome
1227
+ --- 634895612
1228
+ >>634860207
1229
+ lmao sure
1230
+ --- 634895623
1231
+ >>634846975
1232
+ I love her platonically
1233
+ --- 634895808
1234
+ >>634895447
1235
+ Well put in the effort for her, if I feel the need to hide her for some reason I have a sideways zip-up cover from a brand called "komodo" and so it's pretty quick and easy to put it both in and out of the color. But be warned I got the cream one that matches my bed sheets and it IS slightly transparent. Fooled my mom with poor eyesight but she didn't look closely either.
1236
+ >>634895597
1237
+ >hug Midna from one side while GF hugs from another so you both make a Midna sandwich
1238
+ Fucking BASED anon, you've made it
1239
+ --- 634895929
1240
+ >>634854076
1241
+ she would be so hot but i can't get past the weird fishtail bangs
1242
+ --- 634896125
1243
+ >>634885124
1244
+ Incorrect
1245
+ --- 634896251
1246
+ >>634895597
1247
+ really made it big when the gf doesn't mind your degeneracy, long as you blow out her back instead of blowing everything onto the pillow to the point it can stand on its own
1248
+ --- 634896320
1249
+ >>634860969
1250
+ Found the dude who had intelligent parents. Never thought I'd see it here.
1251
+ --- 634896493
1252
+ >>634860969
1253
+ Don't blame her, Twilight Princess was basically my biggest sexual awakening. Not a chance in hell did I play that game with the door unlocked.
1254
+ Although creeping on women in the community pool when I was 12 was definitely another big one
1255
+ --- 634896537
1256
+ >>634860969
1257
+ Agitha wasnt that sexy
1258
+ --- 634896634
1259
+ >>634896493
1260
+ when I was a kid my swim teacher's pubes poked out of her bikini bottoms and I would stare at them all lesson. in retrospect I think she was doing it on purpose
1261
+ --- 634896746
1262
+ >>634896634
1263
+ Same but my older sister for me
1264
+ --- 634896793
1265
+ >>634896634
1266
+ That's genuinely my favorite kink, I would have exploded right there and then even as a 26 year old now
1267
+ --- 634896859
1268
+ Stop looking at her butt you're embarrassing her.
1269
+ --- 634897097
1270
+ find someone to hold you like this
1271
+ --- 634897341
1272
+ >>634881059
1273
+ what if zelda were a girl
1274
+ --- 634897945
1275
+ >>634893320
1276
+ why are midna and zelda princesses and not queens?
1277
+ --- 634898049
1278
+ >>634897945
1279
+ They haven't been married to King Link yet
1280
+ --- 634898096
1281
+ >>634897945
1282
+ king david didnt have a queen
1283
+ thats a heathen practice
1284
+ --- 634898186
1285
+ >>634897896
1286
+ didnt that one guy make a tool to easily draw her helmet
1287
+ --- 634898275
1288
+ POV: my wife walked in on my wife presenting my wife to me
1289
+ --- 634898294
1290
+ >>634898186
1291
+ Yes, and it's hilariously obvious when someone uses it because there's almost always style clash in the linework
1292
+ --- 634898315
1293
+ βiق f卂T sex wIᵗh i∂NA
1294
+ --- 634898376
1295
+ >>634844830
1296
+ Different movesets, different weapon and she isn't restricted to using the Fused Shadow like in her imp form.
1297
+ --- 634898412
1298
+ >>634898315
1299
+ what?
1300
+ --- 634898541
1301
+ I've been using chatbots for the last week to have midna belittle me and eat me
1302
+ --- 634898560
1303
+ >>634898412
1304
+ i think it says beach secs with midne
1305
+ --- 634898563
1306
+ Why is Midna (imp form of course) the single most erotic character ever created in the Zelda franchise?
1307
+ --- 634898584
1308
+ describe sex with midna
1309
+
1310
+ both forms
1311
+ --- 634898621
1312
+ >>634898541
1313
+ I want to do this not the vore part but the AI chatbox, but I don't know which one won't later use the logs to black mail me down the line.
1314
+ --- 634898848
1315
+ >>634876879
1316
+ >Midna became Qo/v/
1317
+ >Rouge became Ms. /aco/
1318
+ Is this the year of shortstacks?
1319
+ --- 634898876
1320
+ >>634898584
1321
+ Very aggressive, there's going to be a lot of emotions involved, things aren't going to be very pretty, foreplay just isn't happening, and she'll be surprisingly hygienic.
1322
+ 11/10 experience will leave your balls and your mind completely drained
1323
+ --- 634898973
1324
+ >>634897945
1325
+ Nintendo doesn’t care about Zelda lore
1326
+ --- 634898989
1327
+ >>634898848
1328
+ ive had this short stack obsession ever since november of last year when this semon demon was DRG employee of the month
1329
+ --- 634899062
1330
+ >>634898989
1331
+ shortstacks are a way of life
1332
+ just played a game where you get to fuck one and then her dwarven shortstack sister joins in
1333
+ --- 634899084
1334
+ >>634898848
1335
+ >Rouge became Ms. /aco/
1336
+ hold on, redpill me on this
1337
+ --- 634899131
1338
+ >>634844743
1339
+ Because true Midna looks like a fucking ugly pajeeta.
1340
+ Indian women are almost as ugly as black women.
1341
+ --- 634899217
1342
+ >>634899131
1343
+ Indian women are quite possibly one of if not the ugliest race of women on the planet
1344
+ --- 634899293
1345
+ >>634899217
1346
+ There's like on subclass that was high up in the Caste system from what I can tell that are some of the finest women in the world.
1347
+ I'd happily make one my wife but I don't think my cultural values and status would be very appealing to them culturally.
1348
+ --- 634899301
1349
+ >>634899217
1350
+ >Indian women are quite possibly one of if not the ugliest race of women on the planet
1351
+ --- 634899447
1352
+ >>634899084
1353
+ The person who made the co-op is planning to continue mrs. /aco/ after the one from 2021. He made a "make up" for 2022 just recently to proceed later on 2023 this year. It didn't have that much attention (less than fifty people voting for vidya, cartoon and anime characters) but the elite 8 consisted of this:
1354
+ https://files.catbox.moe/zjuu6e.png
1355
+ So as I stated, Midna and Rouge's victories are clear evidence of how powerful shortstacks can be. Furthermore by it being held somewhere else Midna can easily rejoin and campaign again.
1356
+ --- 634899683
1357
+ twilight princess but midna gives link a bj for every mirror piece he finds
1358
+ --- 634899714
1359
+ >>634899447
1360
+ why was a make up for that year required, what happened?
1361
+ --- 634900013
1362
+ >>634899084
1363
+ >>634899714
1364
+ Let me repost what I said yesterday in a Rouge thread.
1365
+ So you guys know about the annual tournaments for characters held in /co/ and /v/? You know, King and Queen of /v/, stuff like that. Well there was a Ms. /aco/ for 2021. Unfortunately the host was not available last year and so we (the tournament board called /tnt/) decided to do a small and quick tournament to make up for it. People can nominate whoever they wanted, but of course, you can't post everyone on /aco/ Anime characters have to be drawn by Eastern artists and furries have to be humanised. Well people campaigned for Rouge and used normal art of her. It went well for a few days but then suddenly a tranny janny woke up and banned every Rouge poster. That was awful. Anyways, the tournament ended and the Elite 8 is posted by that Midnanon. Pretty kino results if you ask me.
1366
+ TL;DR Rouge won Ms. /aco/ 2022.
1367
+ Also I made this OC. It was the only OC in the tournament.
1368
+ --- 634900641
1369
+ >>634899714
1370
+ It felt weird proceeding to 2023 while leaving just an empty slot for 2022. Either way, it didn't get a lot of hype because the elite 8 from that ms. /aco/ can come back (except Rouge) for 2023.
1371
+ >>634900013
1372
+ Oh right I forgot about that. Pretty funny the winner is something they don't tolerate there and now the jannies have to carry with that fact forever. It makes Rouge's victory a thousand times funnier in my opinion. Also kudos to your dedication.
1373
+ --- 634901014
1374
+ ok all the midnafags have coomed themselves to sleep
1375
+
1376
+ agithabros its time
1377
+ --- 634901146
1378
+ >>634901014
1379
+ nein
1380
+ --- 634901334
1381
+ Why can't I resist this stupid imp slut? I've fapped to her three fucking times tonight and I want to do it again. No other video game character makes me a coomer like Midna does.
1382
+ --- 634901335
1383
+ >>634900013
1384
+ >>634900641
1385
+ >2022 was the year of shortstacks and we didn't know it
1386
+ --- 634901589
1387
+ >>634901334
1388
+ --- 634901654
1389
+ his endgame?
1390
+ --- 634902230
1391
+ >>634901334
1392
+ >only three
1393
+ beat the guy that "died" to Palutena
1394
+ --- 634902463
1395
+ >>634900641
1396
+ Thanks anon. Anything for shortstacks. Needless to say I also made OC for Midna too last year.
1397
+ --- 634902539
1398
+ >>634902463
1399
+ Post it, Queen 2022 was really fun and had a lot of good stuff
1400
+ --- 634902614
1401
+ >>634901654
1402
+ Luring Link into a conflict and killing him. He says he follows the strongest side, so dangling Colin in front of Link was another way to goad Link into a direct confrontation with him. Once he realizes he's soundly defeated in the castle, he gives over the keys
1403
+ --- 634902879
1404
+ >>634902230
1405
+ Post a sexy butt pic of Midna and I'll do a 4th
1406
+ --- 634902910
1407
+ >>634902539
1408
+ I made a few. Also yeah Queen was actually better than King last year imo.
1409
+ --- 634902918
1410
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksHrg_tSGqw&t=88s [Embed]
1411
+
1412
+ how come ganons so mean
1413
+ --- 634902987
1414
+ >>634902879
1415
+ Alright, an oldie but a goody
1416
+ --- 634903083
1417
+ >>634902987
1418
+ That'll do I'm hard
1419
+ ROUND 4 LET'S GO
1420
+ --- 634903194
1421
+ >>634902879
1422
+ been trying to post this one but it keeps failing
1423
+ --- 634903286
1424
+ >>634902910
1425
+ Another one. Man Jack is lucky.
1426
+ --- 634903327
1427
+ >>634902463
1428
+ >>634902910
1429
+ I remember this one. Excellent work, Rougebro.
1430
+ --- 634903409
1431
+ >>634903286
1432
+ that pose....
1433
+ --- 634903593
1434
+ >>634903194
1435
+ Fuck this one's really hot getting close will finish to it
1436
+ --- 634903948
1437
+ >>634902230
1438
+ Just finished round 4 to this pic >>634903194
1439
+ My balls hurt and a surprising amount of cum came out. The imp succubus has drained me again.
1440
+ --- 634904029
1441
+ >>634903327
1442
+ Thank you Midnabro!
1443
+ >>634903409
1444
+ Call it an, unintentional reference.
1445
+ >>634903948
1446
+ ouch lol
1447
+ --- 634904236
1448
+ >>634899217
1449
+ I think that it's Abos.
1450
+ Indians are definitely up there though.
1451
+ --- 634904253
1452
+ Imagine if Midna sat on your face haha you'd be suffocating under her sweaty imp cheeks ewwwww lol hahaha
1453
+ --- 634904391
1454
+ >>634902987
1455
+ i made that into a wallpaper as a valentines day gift to a girl i loved. she loved me back but due to factors out of my control it ended in disaster and i wanna share it with others who may appreciate it more than her
1456
+ --- 634904558
1457
+ >>634904429
1458
+ Big ol' eyes
1459
+ --- 634904634
1460
+ >>634846513
1461
+ you stupid faggot Nintendo pushed sex appeal in their games so fucking hard in 2000's
1462
+
1463
+ Krystal in Star Fox Adventures, Zero Suit (aka catsuit) Samus in Metroid and Smash, Midna
1464
+
1465
+ Midna is dogshit character created solely for fanservice reasons btw
1466
+ --- 634904716
1467
+ >634904634
1468
+ This is it. The most retarded poster on the board right now. Congratulations.
1469
+ --- 634904717
1470
+ >>634901335
1471
+ Every year is shortstack year
1472
+ --- 634905250
1473
+ >>634899217
1474
+ >hasn't seen Australian Aboriginals
1475
+ --- 634905862
1476
+ >>634861148
1477
+ >Next.
1478
+ Probably you not graduating from high school-tier comedy
1479
+ --- 634908560
1480
+ >>634852753
1481
+ >Now draw her pregnant
1482
+ Already exists…look up the artist Dandonfuga for the pic
1483
+ --- 634909068
1484
+ >>634899217
1485
+ I knew one in college that had amazing mommy body. Big ass and big fat stonking G cup tits, got hit on by spics all the time because they thought she was a spic.
1486
+
1487
+ Basically changed by view entirely, there is such a thing as a hot Indian woman.
1488
+ --- 634909723
1489
+ What if that curse effected Zelda?
1490
+ --- 634909805
1491
+ >>634909723
1492
+ what if that curse affected Link
1493
+ --- 634909887
1494
+ >>634903327
1495
+ >>634904029
1496
+ Zant and Knuckles won't be happy about this.
1497
+ --- 634910045
1498
+ >>634909723
1499
+ --- 634910152
1500
+ >>634909805
1501
+ --- 634910232
1502
+ hey guys what's going on in this thre...
1503
+ --- 634910292
1504
+ What if Link was betrayed and trapped?
1505
+ --- 634910556
1506
+ >People what to fuc a gremlin instead of a giant tity demon
1507
+ Are you gay or something
1508
+ --- 634910574
1509
+ >>634854175
1510
+ Damn, I forget that TP had top-tier facial animation for its time.
1511
+ --- 634910592
1512
+ I am going to Midna
1513
+ --- 634910708
1514
+ >>634910556
1515
+ >instead
1516
+ If I could fuck both at the same time, I would die happy
1517
+ --- 634910750
1518
+ >>634845575
1519
+ >isn't sexual at all
1520
+ --- 634910943
1521
+ >>634885643
1522
+ It's mindless combat where you slaughter hundreds of enemies at a time. It's fun, but you need to turn your brain off.
1523
+ --- 634911104
1524
+ >>634911084
1525
+ I'd be proud
1526
+ --- 634911628
1527
+ >>634911084
1528
+ Why would she do this?
1529
+ --- 634912442
1530
+ >>634911628
1531
+ She has a small exhibition/punishment fetish
1532
+ --- 634913325
1533
+ Ah Yes the Good Old Times when Zelda Pandering to Men and not to Trannys like Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom
1534
+ --- 634913489
1535
+ >>634910556
1536
+ >a gremlin or a giant tity demon
1537
+ --- 634914274
1538
+ >>634914140
1539
+ >cuts off at would you mind coming
1540
+ based but kinda wished it was the entire scene
1541
+ TP really does have some special moments with midna
1542
+ --- 634914326
1543
+ >>634914274
1544
+ --- 634914381
1545
+ >>634864749
1546
+ Yeah, and japanese faggots are not faggots because it's a western term
1547
+ --- 634914403
1548
+ >>634844294 (OP)
1549
+ why does she like anal so much?
1550
+ --- 634914657
1551
+ >>634914403
1552
+ Shortstack prerequsite
1553
+ --- 634914793
1554
+ >>634914326
1555
+ nice, ty
1556
+ --- 634914807
1557
+ For me it's both.
1558
+ --- 634915130
1559
+ >>634914807
1560
+ --- 634916550
1561
+ Midnya
1562
+ --- 634918873
1563
+ >>634917509
1564
+ --- 634919060
1565
+ >>634914403
1566
+ bratdoms want to be put in their place
1567
+ --- 634920641
1568
+ >>634844294 (OP)
1569
+ Why does this sexpest turn into a fat hag??
1570
+ --- 634921868
1571
+ She's supposed to be some kind of gremlin monkey, you aren't supposed to be sexually attracted to her miniature form.
1572
+ --- 634922169
1573
+ >>634860168
1574
+ It's hair that comes out from the back of her headdress and loops back towards the front.
1575
+ --- 634922354
1576
+ >>634860207
1577
+ /thread
1578
+ --- 634922509
1579
+ large ass
v/634864290.txt CHANGED
@@ -509,3 +509,692 @@ Actual mental illness.
509
  --- 634884352
510
  >>634884110
511
  also this scene never happens ingame, nor something remotely similar
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
509
  --- 634884352
510
  >>634884110
511
  also this scene never happens ingame, nor something remotely similar
512
+ --- 634884527
513
+ naming my own characters is the best part of any RPG, I never get over having the world saved by some guy named Ray.
514
+ --- 634884571
515
+ >crono because he's the main character
516
+ >ayla because she's the sexiest girl
517
+ >robo because he rounds out the other two the best
518
+ yep it's gaming time
519
+ --- 634884729
520
+ >>634864290 (OP)
521
+ I really like Mallow, but I hate that he essentially becomes irrelevant once Bowser joins your party
522
+ --- 634884783
523
+ >>634883727
524
+ It barely even has gameplay. May as well be a visual novel. It’s easy brain dead slip that a blind retard could finish by mashing one button
525
+ --- 634884790
526
+ I'll never play this game again but I did like it. I'll never play chrono cross again, I didn't like it.
527
+ --- 634884831
528
+ >>634884790
529
+ congrats, you're just like 95% of CT fans
530
+ --- 634885486
531
+ >>634869112
532
+ for me it's
533
+ >Crono, Marle, Lucca
534
+ Crono, his waifu, and his megane best friend started the adventure together so they finish it together after Crono is revived
535
+ >Marle, Frog, Magus
536
+ After Crono dies, Marle has a character arc and takes charge, then gets Frog and Magus to put off their final duel until after Lavos is defeated.
537
+ --- 634885913
538
+ >>634884729
539
+ SMRPG modders #1 favorite boy apparently. Just about every single SMRPG Romhack overbuffs him
540
+ --- 634887229
541
+ >>634885913
542
+ What are some good romhacks for SMRPG?
543
+ --- 634888995
544
+ Frog is my go to leader of the party once Crono dies
545
+ Just feels right
546
+ --- 634889329
547
+ >>634864290 (OP)
548
+ His sword makes up for his attack power for crit.
549
+ It's always been Chrono, Frog, Robo for me anyway.
550
+ Magus joins too late to make use of him.
551
+ --- 634889587
552
+ >>634865550
553
+ >>634866112
554
+ Chrono Trigger was such an easy game that if you weren't playing with your real niggas or chose team based on minmax hypotheticals, you need to rope immediately.
555
+ --- 634889825
556
+ >>634866361
557
+ cringe garbage pointless reply
558
+ --- 634889857
559
+ >>634889587
560
+ What does that have to do with the posts you replied to?
561
+ --- 634890447
562
+ >>634882673
563
+ You will never know what it feels like to have Ayla furiously fuck your semen out of your penis and into her cunt
564
+ --- 634890605
565
+ >>634870402
566
+ This always ends up my final team. I just prefer Ayla to Robo.
567
+ --- 634890929
568
+ >>634884729
569
+ Mario/Bowser/Peach is the patrician's party anyway.
570
+ >But muh Gen-ACK
571
+ --- 634890941
572
+ >>634867418
573
+ don't talk shit about my friends who happen to be a robot and a frog. bros before hoes
574
+ --- 634891023
575
+ >>634890941
576
+ fug meant to quote this faggot >>634882673
577
+ --- 634891130
578
+ >>634890941
579
+ >picking robo because minmax
580
+ >picking marle because shes cute
581
+ both cringe
582
+ >picking robo because he's the actual cutest
583
+ based
584
+ --- 634891219
585
+ >>634864290 (OP)
586
+ You picked him because he was a cool ass frog, not because of his place in a spreadsheet for a game tuned for ages 6 and up.
587
+ --- 634891373
588
+ >>634866361
589
+ >he doesn't play the hardtype mod
590
+ L O L
591
+ Try it, it's pretty fun. I never thought it went too far into the bullshit either
592
+ --- 634891450
593
+ >>634866112
594
+ Marle can doubletech steal with Ayla which is pretty awesome way of getting rainbow gear and other rare items. This refutes your point and proves you are just a try hard hating with some weird axe to grind on Marle. Imagine being this autistic about CT.
595
+ --- 634891462
596
+ >>634867202
597
+ For me, it's Ayla, Frog, and Robo.
598
+ --- 634891573
599
+ >>634891130
600
+ i like ayla, frog and robo. i kill magnus on every playthrough
601
+ --- 634891589
602
+ >>634864290 (OP)
603
+ >Crono Marle Lucca
604
+ casual player who just picks the most story-relevant characters and isn't minmaxing
605
+
606
+ >Crono Marle Frog
607
+ dude who picked a team based on the fact that they're on the cover of the game
608
+
609
+ >Crono Frog Magus
610
+ edgelord who doesn't want to play as girls
611
+
612
+ >Crono Ayla Robo
613
+ autist minmaxer who read on the internet that this team is at the top of a tier list in a game designed for children to beat
614
+
615
+ >Crono Ayla Lucca
616
+ chad who roleplays as Crono and surrounds himself with the best girls
617
+ --- 634891641
618
+ >>634891573
619
+ >i kill magnus on every playthrough
620
+ Based. The kino one-on-one fight with the music on the cliff edge is worth it. Magus kind of sucks anyways
621
+ --- 634891674
622
+ >>634891450
623
+ Yeah okay shes a charmbot, and what does that have to do with her haste being shit? Sounds more like you're upset someone called Marle shit to me.
624
+ --- 634891723
625
+ >>634891573
626
+ >I kill Magnus on every playthrough
627
+ Incredibly based. Only losers like that brooding nigger and he disrespected Chrono in death.
628
+ --- 634891786
629
+ >>634891674
630
+ I accept your concession. Think a little bit more next time you say something stupid
631
+ --- 634891825
632
+ >>634891786
633
+ Take your own advice retard, and try projecting less next time.
634
+ --- 634891883
635
+ >>634891825
636
+ >No you
637
+ Sorry, but I just checkmated you
638
+ --- 634891993
639
+ >>634876381
640
+ She could crush your skull with her thighs, she's jacked. Also to make up for how she doesn't get any traditional magic as she's not tainted from Lavos spunk.
641
+ --- 634892003
642
+ >>634864290 (OP)
643
+ IMAGINE not using Frog and Magus as your partners to kick Lavos's ass
644
+ --- 634892134
645
+ >>634864290 (OP)
646
+ >>character's main feature is
647
+ having the best theme song
648
+ https://youtu.be/UVuNd8T6PFw [Embed]
649
+ --- 634892452
650
+ >keep Crono dead
651
+ >kill Magus
652
+ >tell Robo to farm for that one NPC and never pick him back up ever again
653
+ >go kill Lavos with the harem squad of Frog and his 3 bitches
654
+ --- 634892515
655
+ >>634876658
656
+ Steam version is trash prone to random crashing. It is trash. Emulate the DS version or the original SNES version for best experience.
657
+ --- 634892957
658
+ >>634891589
659
+ >Crono Frog Robo
660
+ Bros before hoes
661
+ --- 634893080
662
+ >>634891589
663
+ Fuck off i discovered in my first playthrought that eagle (crono+ayla) and robo healing is op during first fight with big t-rex,seriously this composition should be a common knowledge
664
+ --- 634893284
665
+ >>634865550
666
+ >>634864290 (OP)
667
+ Crono/Ayla/Frog is the best party. Great damage, AoE heal, status heal, can steal. Robo is overrated desu
668
+ --- 634893676
669
+ >>634866361
670
+ Seething Marlefag.
671
+ She won't fuck you, she's getting plowed by Crono already.
672
+ --- 634893691
673
+ >>634893284
674
+ What do you need to steal in this game besides pills in last area for the sake of grinding? Late sidequest give you enough accesories
675
+ --- 634893963
676
+ >>634864290 (OP)
677
+ My endgame party is Magus/Lucca/Robo so I can spam Omega Flare on every boss battle.
678
+ --- 634894114
679
+ Every single party is viable, the game isn't hard at all, so I like to do themed playthroughs
680
+ >all dudes
681
+ >all grills
682
+ >all magic
683
+ >all melee
684
+ Such a great game.
685
+ --- 634894160
686
+ >>634893963
687
+ That shit's OP. With the prism specs and sunglasses you can easily make it do 7-8k damage. And that's without max magic on anyone.
688
+ --- 634894353
689
+ >>634891373
690
+ >the game is so fucking easy you have to mod it for it to not be braindead
691
+ L M A O
692
+ --- 634894508
693
+ >>634894353
694
+ just like your mom
695
+ --- 634894562
696
+ >>634884527
697
+ >Ray
698
+ Ray? More like Gay amirite fellas? Lololol pwned btfo fpbp /thread
699
+ --- 634894623
700
+ >>634894508
701
+ My mom is shit, so chrono trigger is shit?
702
+ good thing I played the superior SNES jrpg then
703
+ And no, I don't mean EB, i mean the OTHER superior SNES jrpg, and no I don't mean FF6 I mean the OTHER superior SNES jrpg, and no I don't mean Secret of Mana, I mean the OTHER....
704
+ --- 634894648
705
+ >>634864290 (OP)
706
+ CAN YOU HEAR IT?
707
+ --- 634895404
708
+ >>634894648
709
+ >Mine name is Glenn! Cyrus' hopes and dreams... and now the Masamune...
710
+ >Forthwith I shall slay Magus and restore honor!
711
+ --- 634895885
712
+ >>634893691
713
+ You can steal all sorts of good shit, including haste helm, prism dress, golden studs, enough tabs to max everyone's speed, loads of elixirs, etc.
714
+ >need
715
+ You don't need to do anything, but it's useful and fun. Combine that with good damage and healing and I think Ayla is the best party member overall. Plus, she cute.
716
+ --- 634895903
717
+ >>634872952
718
+ I'd say the steam version. Its the DS version but on PC, and no monster arena. There use to be issues with it, but they patched them out (after a MASSIVE fan outcry, it was the first time I've seen /v/ and game journalists agreed on anything) I personally don't have problems with it
719
+ --- 634896257
720
+ >>634894623
721
+ Evermore?
722
+ --- 634896281
723
+ >>634883592
724
+ Magus Lucca Marle
725
+ Chuuni harem modo plus coolest triple-tech
726
+
727
+ Crono Frog Ayla
728
+ What do a cavewoman & the eiffel tower have in common?
729
+ --- 634896385
730
+ >>634894648
731
+ FUCKING KINO
732
+
733
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vUtM9iySqg [Embed]
734
+ --- 634896528
735
+ Friend bought me this for xmas, it was his favorite game of all time. Never really played JRPGS, never had an SNES (skipped it from NES to N64), and I am so glad he did this.
736
+
737
+ This game is amazing. It's the definition of soul. It's well written, gives you just enough info to point you in the right direction so you never feel lost, and has so much depth of it's characters. The only problem with it I'd say is that it's a bit too easy, the only real challenges are some bosses and some gimmicks. Other than that, it's flawless.
738
+
739
+ Frog is best character. Magus is second most interesting. Chrono, Frog, Magus is best team.
740
+ --- 634896549
741
+ Young me never forgot how badass it was that Frog cut a fucking mountain in half with the masamune, shit was so cash
742
+ --- 634896669
743
+ >>634889857
744
+ >her Haste spell is a litmus test for those who are too dumb to realize why its shit
745
+ not that anon, but it's this: choosing to min max over having a cool frog-knight is poor judgment
746
+ --- 634896738
747
+ >he let Lucca's mom get ground up
748
+ --- 634896885
749
+ Frog is one of the best vidya characters ever. What a badass. Ayla and Robo kick ass also.
750
+ --- 634896937
751
+ This game had a lot of bullshit segments that were pretty much impossible without a strategy guide. Hell the fucking FIRST major event at the carnival thing you will 100% fuck up without a strategy guide.
752
+ >Marle goes to get cotton candy or whatever
753
+ >If you so much as wiggle the D-pad in ANY fucking direction it auto fails the court segment later because you were impatient and rushed Marle
754
+ >WHO THE FUCK WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS
755
+ --- 634897028
756
+ >>634896937
757
+ daily reminder the court segment was the most revolutionary part of this mediocre ass game
758
+ --- 634897093
759
+ >>634896937
760
+ I just played through it for the first time totally blind, and have no idea what you're talking about. I was under the impression you were always going to be railroaded at the trial. Can you not get found guilty?
761
+
762
+ The entire game gives you enough hints that even some more obtuse 'puzzles' are solvable blind. I will say some fights I had to lose once to get the feel for it (FUCKING GOLEM), but I never once looked up the answer to any of my questions and just played the game.
763
+ --- 634897126
764
+ >>634896937
765
+ >that one boss fight that you had to use cyclone slash or whatever on to get rid of the wind the boss built up or else you eat a dick
766
+ How the hell were you supposed to know without a guide. Some others you could semi guess your way through but
767
+ --- 634897169
768
+ >>634896738
769
+ Honestly I don't think that segment really fit with the rest of the game. The game's time travel rules are pretty fucky but for the most part it kind of has a thing like "if you go back in time and one little thing in the past changes then the entire future is completely fucking different". But in that segment you go back to a very specific moment in time and fix a very specific thing and get a very specific result that ends up making things objectively better. Always felt pretty weird
770
+ --- 634897191
771
+ >>634897093
772
+ >Can you not get found guilty?
773
+ Uh, yes? if you do everything right at the carnival you will be found innocent, but due to plot you still get locked up but in your cell I believe they leave some presents for being a good boy so you get rewards.
774
+
775
+ No one fucking did it right blind because BUY THE GUIDE GOY
776
+ --- 634897198
777
+ >>634896885
778
+ the animation that this fan art is based on is my favourite sprite animation in any video game. you know the one. she goes so fuckin hard.
779
+ --- 634897208
780
+ >>634896937
781
+ She told you to wait for her, retard. Also im pretty sure the court segment counts the good and bad things you did and the only thing you get is some item as a gift in the prison. Also im pretty sure you have to try to leave 3 times in order for the shopkeeper's testimony to appear that you were rude to her. Did you also steal the chicken? Why didnt you find that girl's cat?
782
+ --- 634897278
783
+ >>634897169
784
+ yeah, it's odd that it isn't explained at all. You get a different color portal, and Robo seemed to know that it was going to happen. It also happened immediately after the whole discussion about the time travel portals, with Robo theorizing it had to do with memories. I suspect maybe Lucca/Robo created them at some point? Robo didn't vanish at the end, which seems like another hint to this.
785
+ --- 634897283
786
+ >>634897208
787
+ >She told you to wait for her, retard.
788
+ Which from a video game mechanic point of view literally meant "don't touch the D pad for like 10 entire seconds"
789
+
790
+ any normal player would have just tried to move or something out of curiosity or assumed it was a cheeky line of dialogue, not just stare at the screen assuming something is going to happen UNLESS you read a guide
791
+ --- 634897349
792
+ >>634897191
793
+ Or maybe it's a way for you to change in NG+? I don't know what you get for it, but you clearly dont NEED those items so why are you complaining?
794
+ --- 634897368
795
+ >>634897283
796
+ >get it wrong
797
+ >find out later you got it wrong
798
+ >do it right next time
799
+ wow
800
+ the horror
801
+ --- 634897420
802
+ >>634897368
803
+ >>634897349
804
+ [+5 1990s coins have been deposited in your bank account]
805
+ --- 634897437
806
+ >>634897283
807
+ >any normal player would have just tried to move or something out of curiosity
808
+ Nah, im pretty sure I waited.
809
+ Now the "stolen" chicken or whatever lunch that is just there waiting to be taken, now that was some good bait by the game.
810
+ --- 634897590
811
+ >not changing teams based on whoever seems like a good personality fit for the current mission
812
+ Ngmi
813
+ --- 634897632
814
+ >>634865550
815
+ >Robo does all of that but better.
816
+ I justified using Frog over him with Robo's poor magic defense. It wouldn't do having the team healer get fucked by spellcasting enemies not that the game really presented that many scenarios where this could have happened, CT is pretty simple and straightforward
817
+ --- 634897639
818
+ >>634896738
819
+ I didn’t know what to do when I was a kid and the sickening crunch when it happens was traumatizing.
820
+ --- 634897734
821
+ >>634897283
822
+ Your first impulse is to do something, and she insists again that you wait for her. I think most people should pass that test, even I did.
823
+ Either way the difference all these decision points make up is just whether sympathizers leave a bag of a couple ethers in your cell that you'll never need.
824
+ --- 634897770
825
+ >>634897126
826
+ There's a guy at the inn who tells you about it.
827
+ --- 634897859
828
+ >>634864290 (OP)
829
+ Everybody post your main guys. For me, it's
830
+ >Frog
831
+ >Ayla
832
+ >Robo
833
+ --- 634897898
834
+ >>634864290 (OP)
835
+ Imagine not just spamming falcon hit and spire
836
+ --- 634897932
837
+ >>634893284
838
+ My man, I love this team setup.
839
+
840
+ CT isn't challenging enough to require the best of anything, just go with characters who you like and you'll never be disappointed. Except maybe Marle.
841
+ --- 634897971
842
+ >>634897859
843
+ best squad. why not use the wackiest characters? the game lets you lol.
844
+ --- 634898050
845
+ >>634866112
846
+ jesus christ the amount of waifufag cope over something that is objective fact, this is like trannies getting told there is only 2 genders and chimping out
847
+ --- 634898142
848
+ I love this game so much.
849
+
850
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5lD4yA4diA [Embed]
851
+ --- 634898257
852
+ >>634897590
853
+ This.
854
+ --- 634898334
855
+ >>634864613
856
+ You have to launch it and hit New Game. I know, it's not the easiest.
857
+ --- 634898337
858
+ >>634866361
859
+ So why waste time with bad status spells like haste when spamming big attacks always works and is faster
860
+ --- 634898447
861
+ >>634870867
862
+ robo is so fucking based jfc
863
+ --- 634898703
864
+ >rename Frog -> Glenn
865
+ >Marle -> Nadia
866
+ >Robo-> R-66Y
867
+ >Magus-> Janus
868
+
869
+ Yep, it's gaming time
870
+ --- 634898825
871
+ >>634897859
872
+ >Lucca (becomes party leader after Crono dies)
873
+ >Frog (kills Magus)
874
+ >Robo (is a robot)
875
+
876
+ Team Kino
877
+ --- 634898828
878
+ >>634890929
879
+ Genofags clogging the fucking board with "Here's why Geno should be in Smash" type threads for 2+ years every time a new Smash Bros. anything is announced has made me genuinely hate the character and in the two times I've replayed SMRPG since then I've avoided using him.
880
+ --- 634898946
881
+ >>634898828
882
+ geno is literally a child's self insert gary-stu lmfao
883
+ --- 634898992
884
+ >>634898703
885
+ I'm glad I'm not the only one that did this after the first playthrough
886
+ --- 634899356
887
+ >>634892452
888
+ absolutely sociopathic but it does make for a compelling "Frog is the main character he just shows up late" argument.
889
+ --- 634899559
890
+ >>634894648
891
+ this animation must be preserved.
892
+ --- 634900014
893
+ Shit game. Strictly for pedophiles. Same with dbz and other pedo animu.
894
+ --- 634900056
895
+ Anyone tried any CT rebalance mods? Sounds like an interesting concept.
896
+ --- 634900159
897
+ >Chrono Cross exists
898
+
899
+ FUCK
900
+ --- 634900197
901
+ >>634865934
902
+ By the end of the game it was Chrono, Marle, and Magus.
903
+ --- 634900297
904
+ >>634865934
905
+ I just don't see how you can't place Frog at top. He has the best story, fits any role, and is either a drunken asshole, shakespeare, or noble knight
906
+ --- 634900347
907
+ >>634896885
908
+ Pretty great taste you got.
909
+ --- 634900803
910
+ >>634898703
911
+ Are you me?
912
+ --- 634900996
913
+ >>634894648
914
+ I want Crono in Smash just so they can put Frog in Smash. I mean, obviously everyone just wants Frog, but it would be weird if he got in and Crono didn't. IMAGINE how hype the reveal trailer would be.
915
+
916
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFBlzu96RkU [Embed]
917
+ --- 634901056
918
+ >>634900996
919
+ Smash is for gaming icons (and the FE characters that got in before their game came out)
920
+ no one knows these fucks
921
+ --- 634901141
922
+ >>634901056
923
+ wow
924
+ --- 634901461
925
+ >>634901056
926
+ It's one of the highest rated games of all time?
927
+ --- 634901581
928
+ >>634901056
929
+ >100+ reply thread about how much everyone loves Chrono Trigger characters
930
+ >"no one knows these fucks"
931
+
932
+ go back to the shadow realm.
933
+ --- 634902370
934
+ >>634882956
935
+ >I use marle because she is the mc’s wife and frog because he is my nigga
936
+ You also used Garnet, Steiner and Vivi in FF9, right?
937
+ Boring faggot.
938
+ --- 634902446
939
+ >>634893284
940
+ Crono, Robo and Ayla is objectively the best party.
941
+ Any other answer and you're a filthy casual.
942
+ --- 634902662
943
+ >>634900056
944
+ Been meaning to try this one
945
+ http://ngplus.net/index.php?/forums/topic/1016-chrono-trigger-valeria-20-re-balance-mod/
946
+ --- 634903378
947
+ >>634866112
948
+ All the shit replies to this post remind me of how far /v/ has fallen
949
+ This is a high tier autism post, this is the kind of shit that gamers need more of if anything and instead everyone is just "lol gaem is ez ur dumb"
950
+
951
+ You guys are all niggers
952
+ --- 634903436
953
+ You know what would be sweet as hell? If for Chrono Trigger's 30th anniversary all of the party members got into Dragon Ball Fighter Z as a special DLC. ArcSys will have my heart forever if they make that happen. DAll they need to do is ask Toriyama and he'll be all like "yeah whatever bro I'm nearly dead n shit". Easy as.
954
+ --- 634903509
955
+ >>634864613
956
+ You have to have the right mindset. Maybe you'll be in it the next time you give it a good, because the game really is fantastic. As long as you remember that Lucca and Robo best characters. Throw in some Magus and you can turn Robo into a satalite.
957
+ --- 634903529
958
+ >>634903436
959
+ Fighting games are for third worlders.
960
+ --- 634903575
961
+ >>634893963
962
+ Based and truthpilled.
963
+ --- 634903794
964
+ What's the best team for a first playthough?
965
+ --- 634903954
966
+ >>634903529
967
+ doesn't change the fact that a lot of them are really beautiful. especially arcsys ones and it would be great to see CT characters in that style
968
+ --- 634903959
969
+ >>634903794
970
+ Whichever characters you end up liking the most, the game isn't hard.
971
+ --- 634903993
972
+ >>634903794
973
+ You ALWAYS bring Ayla to steal all the good items.
974
+ --- 634904193
975
+ >>634903794
976
+ the guys you like
977
+ --- 634904208
978
+ >>634903436
979
+ just imagine it! it would be so cool!
980
+
981
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1yJ4UDXTS04NW7Tk [Embed]
982
+ --- 634904281
983
+ >>634904208
984
+ video unavailable? weird. It was just the Chrono Trigger animations.
985
+ --- 634904573
986
+ >>634868014
987
+ >>634868151
988
+ Added to my collection. Any suggestions?
989
+ --- 634904645
990
+ >>634904208
991
+ >>634904281
992
+ try this one
993
+
994
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkWK-NEtmHk [Embed]
995
+
996
+ These characters are awesome and deserve respect.
997
+ --- 634904695
998
+ >>634884527
999
+ --- 634904958
1000
+ >>634867202
1001
+ Imagine the "triple tech" training sessions
1002
+ --- 634905080
1003
+ >cucks you out of a happy ending offscreen
1004
+ --- 634905228
1005
+ >>634904645
1006
+ frog scene starts at 3:33 if you were wondering
1007
+ --- 634905307
1008
+ >>634903794
1009
+ Whichever character resonates with you. For me, it’s Frog. Once you see his story, he’s awesome.
1010
+
1011
+ Once you reach a certain point, you get to do side quests for each, and for that I would say take that character with you.
1012
+
1013
+ As other anons have said, it’s not a particularly hard game, so every party comp is fine. Only a few fights I would say are difficult with the wrong comp, but you can change your party on the fly in the start menu, so if you lose a fight just switch it up if you want. Characters not in your party partial xp, so you dont need to worry too much about leveling up specific characters
1014
+ --- 634905504
1015
+ >>634905080
1016
+ >gets away and is never heard from again
1017
+
1018
+ What the fuck
1019
+ --- 634905693
1020
+ Ok, seriously who is here 30+? I cannot be only only one
1021
+ --- 634905795
1022
+ >>634905504
1023
+ I don't know what was going on with Chrono Cross. I think they may have over-indulged in the magic muchrooms while making it.
1024
+
1025
+ Speaking of which, did you know that magic mushrooms were actually legal in japan until 2002? I didn't know that until recently! Check it out:
1026
+
1027
+ https://www.mcasiwakuni.marines.mil/Iwakuni-News/News-Stories/News-Article-Display/Article/505534/japan-bans-magic-mushrooms/
1028
+
1029
+ And what do you know? it was the americans that were complaining about it.
1030
+ --- 634905859
1031
+ For me it's Crono, Frog, and Marle.
1032
+ --- 634906037
1033
+ >>634891589
1034
+ >Crono Ayla Prometheus
1035
+ I did this with no internet.
1036
+ Mostly because cave woman hot and stronk, but also robots and lasers are cool as fuck.
1037
+ I also liked the idea of having a no magic team, even if Robo had quasi magic from his tech, and Crono had lightning.
1038
+
1039
+ Janus is probably my least played character, he's given too late to give a fuck about and has limited cross tech moves with other characters. Needing accessories to enable them was also BS.
1040
+ --- 634906341
1041
+ >>634891589
1042
+ >dude who picked a team based on the fact that they're on the cover of the game
1043
+
1044
+ For me it was
1045
+ >Crono is my default
1046
+ >Frog is based
1047
+ >Marle has a cool party heal with Frog and haste is neat too I guess
1048
+ --- 634906381
1049
+ >>634905693
1050
+ 2 years to 40, I played Chrono Trigger when it came out and still play through it every now and then
1051
+ --- 634906503
1052
+ >>634905228
1053
+ that frog just cut a mountain in half.
1054
+ --- 634906709
1055
+ I used Crono, Robo and Cavewoman. Forgot her name
1056
+ --- 634906715
1057
+ HD-2D Chrono Trigger. Yes or no?
1058
+ --- 634906851
1059
+ Best game from square. The feast with ayla village, lucca + robo relationship, frog backstory, this sidequests on end, goddamit so many memorable moments. Downloading rom right now.probably i will grind chrono to 7 lvl on beginning forest for10 minutes to get comfy playthrought
1060
+ --- 634906873
1061
+ >>634906715
1062
+ Fuck remakes
1063
+ --- 634906882
1064
+ >>634868796
1065
+ Magus has Dark Matter which is one of the coolest looking single techs in the game.
1066
+ --- 634906954
1067
+ >>634904645
1068
+ 5:25 Ayla is so hype.
1069
+ --- 634907836
1070
+ >>634884110
1071
+ Don't forget that all of the sidequests are great. It has far fewer of them then other JRPGs but nearly every one of them is fairly significant and drives its characters forward instead of just being irrelevant busywork/fetch quests.
1072
+ --- 634907946
1073
+ I hate the fact that this game mogs all snes ff and yet it didn't get any remakes. In second hand maybe its for the best, i didn't play in this remakes bu they look like phone games with that stupid fonts
1074
+ --- 634908163
1075
+ >>634907946
1076
+ Anybody played the ds version? How the new sidequests looks like? Are they good like in original?
1077
+ --- 634908231
1078
+ >>634864613
1079
+ >how to tell everyone you loved Hogwart's without saying it
1080
+ --- 634908336
1081
+ Who else here always names Frog Glenn and names Magus Janus?
1082
+
1083
+ For Frog, I get why he would be fine with being called Frog because of the shame he feels but it's still bizarre that Leene would oblige that when she had always cared about him and never lost faith in him. She wants him to regain his faith in himself. For that reason alone, it's weird to keep his name as Frog because there's no way she would ever call him that.
1084
+
1085
+ For Magus, by the time he joins, he has gone through an arc himself and putting aside his grudge with Frog for the greater good feels like a point where he would be ready to take his old name back. Not to mention rubbing his mother's face in who he really is as he helps stop her would have to feel cathartic to some level for what she became and what she did to him and his sister.
1086
+ --- 634908453
1087
+ >>634908336
1088
+ Glenn was a softie/coward, that is why Magus gave him the Frog form. It was a mockery of him. But Frog gets over it and becomes a hero. It is a classic story.
1089
+ --- 634908578
1090
+ >>634883727
1091
+ Its great today even in visual/audio terms. One of the best jrog ever made, you will have fun
1092
+ --- 634908685
1093
+ >>634908453
1094
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvyXqmDAZpk [Embed]
1095
+
1096
+ this will help you remember if you haven't played the game for a long time
1097
+ --- 634908884
1098
+ >>634904573
1099
+ --- 634908914
1100
+ >>634908453
1101
+ I'm well aware of that. The point is that Leene still knows who he is, even after being changed into a Frog. By default, he says "yeah, just call me Frog because a lowly frog is all that I am" but for other characters who know and still respect him, especially Leene, it's weird that they too would call him Frog.
1102
+ --- 634909056
1103
+ >>634908163
1104
+ the rewards are top tier but about half way through and you'll start to feel like you're going back and forth way too much between the same maps. It doesn't take too long though, and the rewards are worth it.
1105
+ --- 634909209
1106
+ >>634903993
1107
+ yeah this, once you get Charm with Ayla you can steal lots of good items from mobs. Bosses almost always have speed/strength tabs
1108
+ --- 634909346
1109
+ SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX WITH LUCCA
1110
+ --- 634909452
1111
+ >>634909346
1112
+ I'll take the prehistoric turbo tomboy thx
1113
+ --- 634909520
1114
+ >>634898050
1115
+ I blame gacha games and zoomers.
1116
+ --- 634909536
1117
+ >>634909346
1118
+ "My favourite fire-based mechanical genius cannot be that cute.jpg"
1119
+ --- 634910003
1120
+ >>634908914
1121
+ I think he enjoys being a frog though, it's like he turned it into a badge of honor.
1122
+ --- 634910030
1123
+ >>634909346
1124
+ >lucca
1125
+ >when marle and ayla exist
1126
+
1127
+ ???????????
1128
+ --- 634910989
1129
+ >>634902370
1130
+ Of the other 4 Eiko is the only one who is actually interesting. IX would've been better as a 4 man party only like V.
1131
+ --- 634912854
1132
+ >>634868014
1133
+ >t. Marleuser
1134
+ --- 634914727
1135
+ >>634910003
1136
+ He didn't. His entire character arc was coming to terms with his soft nature and inability to act, leading to the loss of his best friend and mentor, and eventually gaining his confidence back and becoming a real hero.
1137
+ --- 634916846
1138
+ Lucca is better than Marle
1139
+ --- 634919285
1140
+ >>634895903
1141
+ >>634876658
1142
+ Steam version is NOT the DS version.
1143
+ It's a port of the MOBILE PHONE version of the game.
1144
+ The UI is fucked. Originally it was made for touch screens.
1145
+ The hp/turn bars floating above the characters cannot be disabled so they are there being ugly.
1146
+ The colors were altered to be warmer and there is no choice to switch to the original colors(this is true for DS version as well I think).
1147
+
1148
+ Still, it's a serviceable way to experience the game now that you can disable the pixel filters at least. Definitely the easiest.
1149
+ If you are on a steamdeck you should also cap the frames to 30, the sprites have animation glitching when at 60.
1150
+
1151
+ You should aim for the DS or SNES versions if you can.
1152
+ --- 634919621
1153
+ >>634868272
1154
+ ok vinny
1155
+ --- 634919784
1156
+ >>634903378
1157
+ His autism is weak though. Even if you move near the edge cases, where you can assume that haste is only giving a 1.5 times bonus instead of 2.0 and even when you leave out the benefits of a free helmet slot, then it's still a pretty bold assumption to say the haste spell is bad. Assuming having only two haste helms that 1.5x bonus still sets the third party member to 150% combat effectiveness. Since we want the worst case scenario for Marle, we assume it's her getting this bonus. To have her then still be the worst party member would mean that her base power level had to be around 66% of everyone else. And this is, as I said, quite the bold assumption, which hasn't be shown at all in the thread. If she's around 80% or 90% of the powerlevel as everyone else, then she's formidable by the fact alone, that she gives a third haste buff to the party
1158
+ --- 634920256
1159
+ >>634891993
1160
+ I thought magic is from dreamstone exposure and tech. Lavos becomes a great source of energy for magic once Zeal taps into his juices with the mammon machine but I don't think he is the birth of magic in humans.
1161
+ --- 634920707
1162
+ >>634883191
1163
+ You'll need to get him killed first.
1164
+ --- 634920934
1165
+ >>634882956
1166
+ they're the ones to appear in the box for a reason
1167
+ --- 634921067
1168
+ >>634884110
1169
+ Oh this pic reminded me that the Steam version does have one great upside to it; the trading cards are high quality scans of all of these Toriyama artworks.
1170
+ --- 634921982
1171
+ >>634892452
1172
+ >tell Robo to farm for that one NPC and never pick him back up ever again
1173
+ this is the only one i won't forgive you for doing so
1174
+ --- 634922050
1175
+ >>634897169
1176
+ >>634897278
1177
+ It's the planet bending the rules and giving a small thank you to Lucca for setting the whole thing that saves everyone in motion. Lucca is the protagonist. Trees are important.
1178
+ Note how you are saving trees all across time. The seeds in the future, the sapling in 12000BC after zeal falls and the forest between 600&1000.
1179
+ --- 634922196
1180
+ >>634898703
1181
+ >>Robo-> R-66Y
1182
+ NO.
1183
+ THE WHOLE POINT IS THAT HE'S MORE THAN A MACHINE.
1184
+ --- 634922483
1185
+ >>634905795
1186
+ >Japan up to 2002
1187
+ >Anime and games are all full of infinite soul
1188
+
1189
+ >Japan after 2002
1190
+ >Naruto and bleach filler
1191
+ >The same souless sameface moe games, animes and gachas over and over
1192
+
1193
+ Hmmm...
1194
+ HMMMM...
1195
+ --- 634922576
1196
+ >Disregard meta and min/max
1197
+ >Embrace looking cool and story immersion.
1198
+ --- 634922636
1199
+ >>634908163
1200
+ The new quests are MMO grind crap and the items obliterate the already poor challenge of the game. You are better off disabling them.
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+ -----
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+ --- 634870062
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+ Tina is a rock star, movie star, model and wrestling diva.
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+
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+ Any questions?
6
+ --- 634870138
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+ ice cream
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+ --- 634870148
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+ >>634870062 (OP)
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+ She is also a slut
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+ --- 634871813
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+ >>634870062 (OP)
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+ Ok?
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+ --- 634872856
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+ >>634870062 (OP)
16
+ yes
17
+ --- 634873192
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+ >>634870062 (OP)
19
+ Don't forget that this blonde bimbo was eternally mogged by a scruffy tomboy so hard she had no choice but to befriend her.
20
+ --- 634873345
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+ >>634870062 (OP)
22
+ Why does her voice suck
23
+ --- 634873350
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+ >>634870062 (OP)
25
+ yeah I have one. Who has the best tongue work?
26
+ --- 634873385
27
+ >>634870062 (OP)
28
+ Why do they insist on using the grandma VA for her Japanese voice?
29
+ --- 634873768
30
+ >>634873345
31
+ because it makes my peepee feel good if you know what I'm getting at
32
+ --- 634875945
33
+ >>634870062 (OP)
34
+ Funny enough she's always come off as the less slutty of the bunch
35
+ --- 634876640
36
+ >>634870062 (OP)
37
+ for a moment I thought those were tan lines down there
38
+ --- 634877741
39
+ >>634873385
40
+ >>634871813
41
+ Nut inside Tina
42
+ --- 634877836
43
+ >>634870062 (OP)
44
+ Is there anything she can't do?
45
+ --- 634877906
46
+ >>634873385
47
+ Because if they didn't then you'd be complaining because "the new one sounds nothing like the original" and we'd still be having this discussion regardless.
48
+ Also japanese seiyuu autism.
49
+ --- 634878013
50
+ >>634870062 (OP)
51
+ I heard she's going to run for governor. What's her tax policy?
52
+ --- 634878020
53
+ >>634873385
54
+ Tina is a hag
55
+ h a g
56
+ --- 634878173
57
+ >>634873345
58
+ Because japs respect their VAs a lot and won't force them out even if they can't pull it off anymore. She'll do that voice until she either croaks or retires.
59
+ --- 634878193
60
+ >>634873385
61
+ >>634877906
62
+ They are never going recast unless they go for a full reboot, which might actually happen with 7.
63
+ However, although rare, recasts did happen in DOA, mostly from 1 to 2. Tina and Leifang were recast. Jann Lee as well. He was also recast from 4 to Dimensions. Bass also but that's because the VA passed away. Kasumi was recast from 2 to 3 (the old VA came back to voice her clone in Dimensions which was a nice touch).
64
+ --- 634878259
65
+ >>634870062 (OP)
66
+ >Any questions?
67
+ Yes, impregnation.
68
+ --- 634878432
69
+ >>634878193
70
+ I don't recall Leifang getting recast from 1 to 2. I know Tina was because they radically changed her design and wanted a new sound for her. Afaik only Kasumi and Tina have had a change of VA.
71
+ --- 634878576
72
+ >>634877836
73
+ Get Zack to actually rail her, even though she's the one he's wanted to rail the most for years.
74
+ --- 634878604
75
+ >>634873350
76
+ birbwife
77
+ --- 634878606
78
+ >>634878193
79
+ Instead of a recast what you do is scrap the character and give their entire moveset to another character. Pro move
80
+ --- 634879076
81
+ >>634870062 (OP)
82
+ does she put out
83
+ --- 634879092
84
+ >>634878432
85
+ >I don't recall Leifang getting recast from 1 to 2
86
+
87
+ Yeah my bad, she sounded so different in 1, I misremembered.
88
+
89
+ >Afaik only Kasumi and Tina have had a change of VA
90
+
91
+ Tina : From 1 to 2
92
+ Bayman : From 1 to 2
93
+ Jann Lee : From 4 to D
94
+ Bass : From 4 to D
95
+ Gen Fu : From 4 to D
96
+ Leon : From 4 to D
97
+ Kasumi : From 2 to 3
98
+ --- 634879185
99
+ >>634878606
100
+ Good call
101
+ --- 634879245
102
+ >>634878432
103
+ both muvluv and tsukihime both had their entire casts replaced for recent entries
104
+ --- 634880412
105
+ >>634879185
106
+ good wife
107
+ --- 634880804
108
+ Most beautiful doa
109
+ --- 634880882
110
+ >>634870062 (OP)
111
+ Why is this rock star as strong as a legendary ninja that has saved the world multiple times?
112
+ How do the power levels work in DoA?
113
+ --- 634881213
114
+ >>634880882
115
+ Ryu is the strongest. He throws matches.
116
+ --- 634881283
117
+ DOA JP cast is kino
118
+ --- 634881552
119
+ >>634881283
120
+ Where's Kokoro/Saber?
121
+ --- 634881607
122
+ >>634881552
123
+ Kokoro's kokoros.
124
+ --- 634881730
125
+ >>634881552
126
+ >>634881607
127
+ Nut inside Kokoro
128
+ --- 634881775
129
+ >>634880882
130
+ Power levels mean nothing in fighting games gameplay wise, kinda like Krillin can kick Cell's ass in DBZ games.
131
+ Lore wise though :
132
+ Hayabusa > Kasumi > Raidou > Tengu > Hayate > Nyotengu > Ayane > Genra > >Momiji > Rachel >>>>>>> Gen Fu > Jann Lee > Hitomi > Bass > Leifang > Bayman > Leon > Brad > Rig > Tina > Zack > Eliot
133
+ --- 634881795
134
+ >>634881730
135
+ this but while Miyako watches
136
+ --- 634882015
137
+ >>634881775
138
+ Rachel is up there with Ryu. Just below. You literally need superhuman strength to swing her warhammer.
139
+ --- 634882026
140
+ >>634881795
141
+ why not nut inside miyako too?
142
+ --- 634882089
143
+ >>634870062 (OP)
144
+ She makes my right arm strong
145
+ --- 634882282
146
+ >>634870062 (OP)
147
+ Tina has had drunken raw sex with her own father. I've seen it.
148
+ --- 634882332
149
+ >>634882015
150
+ She got her ass kicked by Doku who is below any of the ninja characters including Momiji
151
+ --- 634882543
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+ >>634882332
153
+ Ryu got his ass kicked by doku too
154
+ --- 634882845
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+ >>634882543
156
+ He wasn't wearing his true ninja getup
157
+ --- 634883504
158
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TL55JO1NAQ [Embed]
159
+ --- 634883701
160
+ >>634870062 (OP)
161
+ Bass is *hits pipe*
162
+ --- 634883946
163
+ >>634881552
164
+ Ah my bad, Kokoro bro. She's so forgettabl..err I mean subtle, I completey forgot. Here, for you.
165
+ --- 634883951
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+ >>634883701
167
+ Bass is bassed, he powerbombs DOAs while burying his face in their pussy
168
+ --- 634883974
169
+ >>634870062 (OP)
170
+ Does Tina need a new chair?
171
+ --- 634883995
172
+ >>634870062 (OP)
173
+ She would be more popular in nipland if her VA didn't sound so old
174
+ --- 634884107
175
+ >>634883995
176
+ In Nipland, VAs are for life.
177
+
178
+ If Nips are grated by her granny voice they should kill her.
179
+
180
+ Desu only the Penis Vacation OCs have zoomer VAs, the rest of them are actually old and older hags.
181
+ --- 634884138
182
+ SFM animator here. Need your help DOA experts, for shipping. Give me your most believable canon ships so I can make them actually happen. Thanks in advance.
183
+ --- 634884391
184
+ ah yes finally a video game thread
185
+ --- 634884460
186
+ >>634878173
187
+ Bottom left.
188
+ --- 634884616
189
+ >>634884138
190
+ ayane x me
191
+ --- 634884923
192
+ >>634883951
193
+ His daughter shows herself almost naked on worldwide tv and makes him seething
194
+ --- 634884973
195
+ >>634884616
196
+ Ok, send pic of you
197
+ --- 634885054
198
+ >>634882332
199
+ Why is momiji above doku? I don't remember her beating anyone of note, she just gets rescued over and over.
200
+ --- 634885112
201
+ >>634884616
202
+ Now post her with long hair.
203
+ --- 634885175
204
+ >>634870148
205
+ just for you ;)
206
+ --- 634885229
207
+ >>634884138
208
+ RyuxRachelxMomiji at the same time
209
+ --- 634885267
210
+ >>634885054
211
+ She solo'd two tengus
212
+
213
+ https://youtu.be/YJz8nY3clZk?t=1021 [Embed]
214
+ --- 634885575
215
+ >>634879092
216
+ Brad's original VA also passed away shortly before 6. That's why his reveal was left to the end, they had to recast.
217
+ --- 634885779
218
+ >>634885575
219
+ Well, fuck. He was good
220
+ --- 634885820
221
+ >>634870062 (OP)
222
+ I finally played the story mode for DOA6 and it put me in a weird nostalgic mood. The part where Helena and Zack are talking in the DOA ring and Helena asks if he wants to take part in the tournament and Zack says he's done with it but they spar for old times sake gave me feelings.
223
+
224
+ I kinda miss playing fighting games and their story modes and despite everything I still enjoyed DOA6's story and I was kind of shocked to see Marie and Honoka play a part in the main storyline. I love those two and Honoka is my favorite to play so that was kinda fun. I'm pretty behind on the DOA stories and I can't remember DOA5's story so I was surprised Marie and Honoka hadn't formerly met yet.
225
+
226
+ Man, fighting games are fun. I kind of want to write a story set in a fighting game universe that's as crazy as Tekken at the most and Dead or Alive at the least complete with fight tourney centric corporations, titty ninja's, dinosaurs, aliens, robots etc. Just treat it 100% straight and serious.
227
+ --- 634885837
228
+ >>634885112
229
+ Never!
230
+ --- 634886227
231
+ >>634878193
232
+ >>634879092
233
+ >Gōri was diagnosed with diabetes mellitus a few years prior to his death and his vision was affected by retinal detachment as a result of the disease. He complained to coworkers, "I cannot read the script. I cannot work as I want." (「台本が読めない。思うように仕事ができない。」) During an Anpanman recording session in late 2009, a depressed-sounding Gōri told his close friend and voice actor Kazuhiko Inoue, "I've grown old" (「もう年だよ」).[3]
234
+
235
+ On January 17, 2010 at approximately 3:00 P.M., Gōri was found lying on his stomach with blood dripping from his wrists in the middle of a street in Nakano, Tokyo by a passerby, who then notified the police. Authorities from the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department's Nakano station discovered a utility knife under his body as well as a suicide note (with the words "I'm sorry" (ごめんね) and "Thank you" (ありがとう) scrawled on it) addressed to his family in his pants pocket
236
+ Hit me in the feels, I'll admit. Getting old and sick sucks. RIP, champ
237
+ --- 634886246
238
+ >>634884616
239
+ I can't believe she and Honoka are half sisters, I was actually shocked.
240
+ --- 634886451
241
+ >>634886246
242
+ They telegraphed it from the moment Honoka was introduced by adding her along with Raidou at the same time.
243
+ --- 634886493
244
+ >>634886246
245
+ >>634885820
246
+ I was talking to a Honoka ai on beta character ai and pretended to be a doctor and sat Honoka down and gave her an autism diagnosis and she started crying and went home to cry in bed while hugging her stuffed cow. I felt bad.
247
+ --- 634886626
248
+ >>634886451
249
+ I'm very behind on DOA lore so i'm catching up, mostly just been fapping for ages while playing sporadically without touching the stories for the last ten years or so.
250
+
251
+ I wonder if Raidou will come back and she'll have to fight him one on one without ninja assistance one day.
252
+ --- 634886680
253
+ >>634884973
254
+ ok
255
+ --- 634886758
256
+ >>634886493
257
+ monster
258
+ --- 634886763
259
+ >>634886451
260
+ They telegraphed it by adding another perfect big titty wife with red eyes
261
+ --- 634886902
262
+ >>634886626
263
+ Raidou coming back has been done to death. Considering Hayate, Kasumi, and Ayane treated him like a bitch in DOA6, I'd say his legacy as an intimidating figure is pretty much over. Now, if Honoka were to begin to get much more aggressive and brutal in her matches as his power grows within her, that might be interesting.
264
+ --- 634886973
265
+ >>634886902
266
+ I don't want her to lose her innocence. She's too precious.
267
+ --- 634886978
268
+ >>634886763
269
+ And candy-colored hair, and being a shortstack, and naturally good at martial arts, and the whole mimic thing.
270
+ --- 634887053
271
+ >>634886902
272
+ >>634886973
273
+ Is Honoka the Goku of Dead or Alive?
274
+ --- 634887139
275
+ >>634887053
276
+ She could be, but we'll probably never see it.
277
+ --- 634887256
278
+ >>634887139
279
+ GREAT ending frame
280
+ --- 634887276
281
+ >>634885820
282
+ >I can't remember DOA5's story so I was surprised Marie and Honoka hadn't formerly met yet.
283
+ They weren't part of 5's story at all since they were DLC and thus got added later. Their BFF dynamic introduced in 6 was obviously the result of the marketing from DOAX3 where they were heavily featured as a duo and since the fanbase responded so positively to it.
284
+
285
+ >I still enjoyed DOA6's story
286
+ 6's story was fine, it was the least of the game's problems. Save for the parts related to the ninjas which are B movie tier (just like in 5), the light hearted parts were good.
287
+ They especially nailed the character interactions of the newcomers with the old cast :
288
+
289
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi8L68z480Y&t=85s [Embed]
290
+
291
+ https://youtu.be/NapXJQVQosY?t=1344 [Embed]
292
+
293
+ https://youtu.be/NapXJQVQosY?t=441 [Embed]
294
+ --- 634887374
295
+ >>634870062 (OP)
296
+ I WANT TO PEE ON KASUMI'S FEET
297
+ --- 634887402
298
+ >>634887276
299
+ Nyotengu fucking with people and being drinking buddies with Brad was just great.
300
+ --- 634887406
301
+ Ayane hot wife
302
+ --- 634887496
303
+ >>634887406
304
+ I must admit, Ayane just gets hotter the larger her boobs get.
305
+ --- 634887738
306
+ >>634887496
307
+ I must admit, she makes me larger
308
+ --- 634887747
309
+ >>634886246
310
+ No offense to the Honoka fags out there, but this character is the most low effort thing ever added to a game, both story and gameplay wise.
311
+
312
+ >Design wise
313
+ AM I KAWAII YET? UGHUUU MOE BLOB
314
+ BIG IS BETTER, BIGGEST BOOBED CHARACTER, SO UNIQUE
315
+
316
+ >Gameplay wise
317
+ No need for an actual moveset, let's just copy and paste the best moves from the whole cast, every fighting game needs a mokujin! Uh? There's already one? Raidou? Nah, he's not kawaii enough.
318
+
319
+ >Story wise
320
+ Ayane 2.0. Very original.
321
+ --- 634887826
322
+ >>634886680
323
+ What a chad. Ayane is lucky
324
+ --- 634887867
325
+ >>634887747
326
+ Did you complain that Nyotengu was just a prettied up version of Bankotsobu?
327
+ --- 634887992
328
+ >>634887496
329
+ >hotter the larger her boobs get
330
+ It's not about size, especially in a game where most of the cast has above normal boob size. It's who they're attached to
331
+ --- 634888016
332
+ >>634887747
333
+ I was drawn to her by her big titties, yes. She's very cute and dumb which I also like. I enjoy seeing innocent characters with surprisingly strong abilities put into crazy situations. I understand why people don't like her but it works for me. I love her dynamic with Marie Rose a lot, they make a great duo. They have potential imo, we still don't really know jack shit about Marie yet either so there's room for her to grow as well.
334
+
335
+ Also, I know she's got that jack of all trades moveset but I really like the way she plays with it. I have a lot of fun using her. It just all works for me.
336
+ --- 634888089
337
+ >>634887867
338
+ I complain that Nyotengu isn't real and my wife, usually
339
+ --- 634888256
340
+ >>634887747
341
+ >Ayane 2.0
342
+ Their upbringings were totally different. Ayane learned who her parents were when she was very young and threw herself into her training. She resenting how she was treated by the clan and that her own mother denied her to protect her own honor. She envied the seemingly perfect life that Kasumi had due entirely to the circumstances of her birth, and grew to hate her for throwing away what she, Ayane, had always dreamed of having.
343
+ Honoka, comparatively, had a very innocent upbringing. She was told nothing of her father, her mother must have died when she was too young to even remember her because she certainly doesn't dwell on it. She's innocent and naive to the point that she could be easily manipulated by just about anyone if her ninja training with Ayane and Hayate doesn't pan out.
344
+ --- 634888332
345
+ >>634887747
346
+ --- 634888448
347
+ >>634873345
348
+ >>634873385
349
+ Because in Japan, Tina is cast as a stereotypical gaijin - she talks with accented Japanese, while constantly throwing out engrish catch phrases.
350
+ In global, she's just an American celebrity. All of the traits of forcibly acting as a gaijin is no longer there and it created a complete disconnect in her popularity between the two regions.
351
+
352
+ Compare that to all of the newer "foreigner" girls. None of them have a forced accent or any issue with speaking Japanese at all.
353
+
354
+ >>634887747
355
+ >>634888089
356
+ You may want to reconcile how Nyotengu and Honoka share the same designer.
357
+ --- 634888573
358
+ >>634887826
359
+ god i wish rodeo would sleep with me, too
360
+ --- 634888916
361
+ >>634881283
362
+ I want to Christie to yell out Moon Prism Power! Make up! as a mahou hagou
363
+ --- 634889005
364
+ >>634888332
365
+ I love her so much
366
+ --- 634889078
367
+ >>634887867
368
+ No, because she at least wasn't a copy paste of him as a character, and she didn't exist in a game alongside him and his moveset, so she actually brought something to the table.
369
+ Honoka is a repeat of Ayane's story, a repeat of existing moves among the cast, and a repeat of the boob gimmick already plaguing the game but 10x because bigger and more is obviously such a good stand-in for actual quality and character.
370
+
371
+ Most of the other characters are already paper thin but she takes it to such new lows it makes them look like Shakespearean works of art. Like holy fuck she doesn't even have unique facial features, pic related.
372
+ Takes her moveset from the whole cast. Takes her story from Ayane's. Takes her face from Marie. Literally nothing going on for her. Can't understand why someone could even be a Honoka fag to begin with.
373
+ Ah right, bewbs.
374
+ --- 634889221
375
+ >>634888448
376
+ >You may want to reconcile how Nyotengu and Honoka share the same designer.
377
+
378
+ He was high when he designed her
379
+ --- 634889360
380
+ >>634889078
381
+ she was made for the braindead love live idolshit audience who have taken over the series with vv.
382
+ --- 634889443
383
+ >>634889078
384
+ >and a repeat of the boob gimmick already plaguing the game
385
+ I cannot take you seriously you fag.
386
+ --- 634889747
387
+ >>634889078
388
+ >Boob gimmick
389
+ YWNBAW
390
+ --- 634889886
391
+ >>634887496
392
+ Definitely not. I mean look at her DoA5 version, she probably had the smallest boobs in the cast there before Marie came along but damn does she look amazing no?
393
+
394
+ >>634887992
395
+ Exactly this
396
+ --- 634890354
397
+ >>634889747
398
+ Don't want to, I enjoy having a dick and using it
399
+ --- 634890587
400
+ >>634889886
401
+ >she probably had the smallest boobs in the cast
402
+
403
+ Not by a long shot, she was pretty big in 5, this is just something parroted on /v/ and everybody ran along without fact checking.
404
+ --- 634891194
405
+ >>634890587
406
+ >just something parroted on /v/ and everybody ran along without fact checking.
407
+
408
+ I always wondered where that claim came from. Was it actually any case where Ayane had the smallest boobs?
409
+
410
+ But I believe it was maybe claimed about Ayane’s size from DoA6 or an old game? I don’t really know what Ayane’s placement in visual breast size is in those games but I always thought she was among the biggest three so I never really understood when someone said she’s smaller than most others.
411
+ --- 634891426
412
+ >>634889078
413
+ I understand the existence of Honokafags more than Mariefags.
414
+ --- 634891525
415
+ Kokoro wearing a big hat.
416
+ --- 634892092
417
+ who cares about how "small" Ayane's chest is when she still makes me big regardless
418
+ --- 634892217
419
+ >>634891426
420
+ Elaborate? Not even a lolifag but in 5 I found Marie cute at least, and her gameplay was pretty good and unique.
421
+ --- 634892426
422
+ >>634891194
423
+ In 5 Ayane sits somewhere in the middle, size wise. She's bigger than Kokoro (who's among the smallest) but still smaller than Tina (rightfully so, before Honoka Tina was meant to be the boob queen).
424
+ I'm a Blender fag so I had plenty of time to look at all the character models from 5 and compare.
425
+
426
+ Ayane is far from being the smallest, at least in 5 I can garantee you that.
427
+ --- 634892437
428
+ >>634892092
429
+ As long as Ayane is bustier than Kasumi I am fine even with the reduced sizes from 5/6 for the girls
430
+ --- 634892479
431
+ >>634870062 (OP)
432
+ I love Tina.
433
+ --- 634892563
434
+ >>634892426
435
+ >I'm a Blender fag so I had plenty of time to look at all the character models from 5 and compare.
436
+
437
+ damn this should shut that weird "Ayane is the smallest in the series" guy the hell up. Thank you for confirming this.
438
+ --- 634892613
439
+ >>634881552
440
+ >>634881607
441
+ Kiss Kokocute
442
+ --- 634892689
443
+ >>634892479
444
+ How to get tavernai to work i'm a brainlet. I thought I did everything right and it still died on me.
445
+ --- 634892737
446
+ >>634891525
447
+ Kokoro should be wearing nothing at all
448
+ --- 634892753
449
+ >>634892426
450
+ Finally some evidence instead of just claims. Thank you.
451
+ The sizes are pretty close to the same size though looks like. At least Ayane and Kokoro. No wonder people always say DoA’s have the same bodies
452
+ --- 634892770
453
+ >>634892479
454
+ I'm proud of you anon.
455
+ Now do yours and her bloodlines a grand service and get her pregnant with your kids.
456
+ --- 634892821
457
+ >>634870062 (OP)
458
+ Where is Elise?
459
+ --- 634892889
460
+ I'm honestly still surprised Tina is considered top tier in DoA6.
461
+ DoA5 she was extremely fun to play, her throw and her rolls had many uses. LR introducing power launchers really pushed Tina further when playing against holders.
462
+ She's always had the moves but just wasn't as good as the ninjas usually.
463
+ --- 634892938
464
+ >>634892821
465
+ In my bed
466
+ --- 634893070
467
+ >>634892426
468
+ And I would guess the sizes are the same in DoA6
469
+ --- 634893120
470
+ >>634892753
471
+ Yea Kokoro is just slightly smaller
472
+
473
+ >>634892437
474
+ Ayane and Kasumi have the same boob size in 5 (and the same face, but they have the excuse of being related)
475
+ --- 634893151
476
+ >>634892737
477
+ Koko only deserves hugs and headpats.
478
+ --- 634893164
479
+ >>634892889
480
+ She's never really been my face but I like her and to me anyway she's always had some fun moves.
481
+ --- 634893218
482
+ >>634892689
483
+ Just use Agnaistic my man.
484
+ --- 634893471
485
+ >>634893164
486
+ >>634892889
487
+ She can delete half your HP with a single throw if you spam holds. That's pretty damn strong in a game about guessing holds.
488
+ --- 634893642
489
+ >>634893151
490
+ Naked hugsand headpats
491
+ --- 634893687
492
+ I love her so much
493
+ --- 634893839
494
+ >>634893687
495
+ This new costume they released looks good and not overdesigned for once.
496
+ --- 634894027
497
+ Kanni
498
+ --- 634894126
499
+ >>634893839
500
+ Yeah
501
+ And the girls wearing this looks like old-fashioned princess in their underwear
502
+ --- 634894136
503
+ >>634892217
504
+ People complained for years that all the girls had essentially the same body. So when they went and made Marie, they complained that a small chested girl had no place in DOA. Really they were just jealous because she quickly became one of the most popular girls.
505
+ --- 634894286
506
+ >>634894136
507
+ I'm an OG fan (played since 1) and Marie never bothered me. I welcome more varied body types and gameplay wise she's solid. All that matters in this kind of game, really.
508
+ --- 634894293
509
+ >>634870062 (OP)
510
+ yeah, did the devs make her an Bass related for...purposes?
511
+ --- 634894481
512
+ >>634893120
513
+ Damn TN is lazy
514
+
515
+ If I might ask where do Christie and Helena rank? I always would have sworn both are definitely bigger than Ayane despite Christie having the same measurement as Ayane or Helena having less measurement
516
+ --- 634894607
517
+ >>634892938
518
+ She should be safe along with a homo man.
519
+ --- 634894652
520
+ >>634894126
521
+ Shrine maiden wife
522
+ --- 634894681
523
+ >>634894293
524
+ It's kinda cool and cute to have them in the same team
525
+ --- 634894724
526
+ >>634894293
527
+ He just wants to toughen her up. He does that to all the girls.
528
+ --- 634894901
529
+ >>634894754
530
+ I love that princess
531
+ --- 634895098
532
+ >>634894754
533
+ >>634895018
534
+ I didn't realize they left in a pantsu window.
535
+ Imagine the assless shorts.
536
+ --- 634895146
537
+ >>634895018
538
+ I love Monkers
539
+ I like when she shows her underboobs
540
+ --- 634895235
541
+ >>634870062 (OP)
542
+ My southern belle.
543
+ --- 634895265
544
+ >>634870062 (OP)
545
+ Yeah, why did she dye her hair blonde after the first game? brunette Tina was superior.
546
+ --- 634895372
547
+ >>634895098
548
+ I bet that somebody is working on it right now
549
+ --- 634895395
550
+ >>634895265
551
+ Itagaki wanted to make her into an Alundra Blayze type female wrestler.
552
+ --- 634895490
553
+ >>634894293
554
+ >>634894724
555
+ >playing the story while my cousin watches
556
+ >she says bass and rig act gay for each other
557
+ I thought it was more fatherly to be honest. Bass seemed to be treating him as the son he never had.
558
+ --- 634895610
559
+ >>634895490
560
+ The gayness is between Jann Lee and Diego, though he was gay for Rig in 5.
561
+ --- 634895648
562
+ >>634895265
563
+ >>634895395
564
+ Are we pretending to not know that Bass and Tina are based on the hulkster and Brooke Hogan?
565
+ --- 634895771
566
+ form me its Lisa
567
+ --- 634895823
568
+ >>634878101
569
+ What are her panties actually called on your pic?
570
+ Also did she get into Xtreme 3 yet?
571
+ --- 634895887
572
+ >>634895648
573
+ Brooke Hogan was 8 years old when DOA1 released
574
+ Also Tina looked like this
575
+ --- 634895891
576
+ >>634895823
577
+ I don't know nuthin bout wrestling but it looks like standard female wrestling trunks.
578
+ --- 634895907
579
+ >>634895648
580
+ Brooke Hogan was 10 years old when DOA first came out. Tina's blond look was based on Alundra Blayze/Madusa. Bass was designed to look like Hogan though, yes. Nash did a good job playing him in the movie.
581
+ --- 634895997
582
+ >>634895887
583
+ Strange brook hogan looks like Tina though
584
+ --- 634896032
585
+ >>634895997
586
+ Pleasant coincidence I guess.
587
+ --- 634896075
588
+ >>634895997
589
+ See >>634895395
590
+ --- 634896089
591
+ >>634895610
592
+ Poor Leifang trying to win a lost battle
593
+ --- 634896147
594
+ >>634870062 (OP)
595
+ she used to get me rock hard
596
+ cant care about this barbie dress up 'game' anymore
597
+ --- 634896148
598
+ >>634895372
599
+ I sure hope so. Shame I'll have to wait a many months for it to appear on global.
600
+ Maybe a CC of it will exist before the official release.
601
+ --- 634896157
602
+ >>634896089
603
+ It's her birthday tomorrow (mine too). Say something nice to her (and me)
604
+ --- 634896263
605
+ >>634892889
606
+ She just had really good damage, to where they had to nerf her at some point.
607
+ --- 634896324
608
+ >>634896157
609
+ I can't wait to stuff her full of EXP crystals
610
+ --- 634896338
611
+ >>634896157
612
+ >tfw only characters I can find with my birthday are Krillin from DBZ and Mythra from Xenoblade.
613
+ --- 634896432
614
+ >>634892821
615
+ --- 634896469
616
+ >>634896432
617
+ My SEXcretary
618
+ --- 634896675
619
+ >>634894481
620
+ Helena and Christie are about the same size. Bigger than Ayane and slightly smaller than Tina. In 5 at least.
621
+
622
+ So there's basically 5 boob tiers in DOA5 :
623
+
624
+ >Flat
625
+ Marie
626
+ >Small
627
+ Kokoro, Leifang
628
+ >Mid
629
+ Ayane, Kasumi
630
+ >Big
631
+ Helena, Christie
632
+ >Big+
633
+ Tina, Rachel
634
+ >Stupid
635
+ Honoka
636
+ --- 634896831
637
+ >>634896324
638
+ I saved up 10 encyclopedias for her, plus another daily one tomorrow
639
+ --- 634896843
640
+ >>634889078
641
+ what a stupid lying ass picture
642
+ --- 634897056
643
+ >>634896843
644
+ Face blindness is a sign of autism
645
+ --- 634897145
646
+ >>634896469
647
+ --- 634897346
648
+ WHERE IS CHRISTIE
649
+ --- 634897359
650
+ >>634897145
651
+ She cute
652
+ --- 634897570
653
+ >>634889078
654
+ Honoka is a joke character. She has a bunch of moves from the rest of cast, which are comical with her character's t-rex arms. And her bigger booba jiggle more while she does it.
655
+
656
+ Honkers is a silly character.
657
+ --- 634897727
658
+ >>634895891
659
+ Cool thx for the response
660
+ --- 634897926
661
+ >>634897249
662
+ Cuteconath
663
+ --- 634897965
664
+ Rumble Rosses are better.
665
+ --- 634898017
666
+ >>634897926
667
+ I can't believe I got her on three consecutive rolls
668
+ --- 634898406
669
+ >>634893839
670
+ I dunno, it's kinda noisy with all the cutouts.
671
+ --- 634898508
672
+ >>634898406
673
+ --- 634898607
674
+ >>634884138
675
+ >shipping
676
+ what are you, a woman?
677
+ just have (female character) x viewer
678
+ --- 634898645
679
+ >>634898406
680
+ >>634898508
681
+ Muhmiji
682
+ --- 634898713
683
+ >>634873385
684
+ no one cares about weebshit voices
685
+ --- 634898760
686
+ >>634898508
687
+ Though I like the colors. It would probably look really good on Elise but these 3-step sets seem rather small being limited to three girls despite pushing nearly 30 girls now.
688
+ --- 634898842
689
+ >>634884138
690
+ Ayane x Ryu
691
+ Tengu x Kasumi
692
+ Tina x Bass Armstrong
693
+ Jan Lee x Leifang
694
+ Gen Fu x Helena
695
+ Zack x Cristie
696
+ --- 634898894
697
+ >>634898713
698
+ no cares about you
699
+ --- 634899119
700
+ >>634898760
701
+ >>634898508
702
+ >>634898406
703
+ >>634894126
704
+ >>634893687
705
+ Nut inside Momiji
706
+ >>634898264
707
+ Nut inside Nanami
708
+ >>634897359
709
+ >>634897145
710
+ >>634896432
711
+ Nut inside Elise
712
+ >>634896831
713
+ >>634896157
714
+ >>634896089
715
+ Nut inside Leifang
716
+ >>634895372
717
+ >>634894754
718
+ Nut inside Fiona
719
+ >>634893151
720
+ Nut inside Kokoro
721
+ --- 634899232
722
+ >>634898406
723
+ Perfect for on demand hotdogging
724
+ --- 634899258
725
+ >>634889078
726
+ >Boobs
727
+ >Gimmick
728
+ Get the fuck off
729
+ --- 634899359
730
+ >>634898713
731
+ Problem is DOA only sporadically had english voices in the past, and the DOA2 Hardcore dub was notoriously awful (Kasumi's "This is Mugen Tenshin style!" sounded like she was describing her favorite flavor of hot wings). Since Dimensions/Xtreme 2 they've more consistently had and english option.
732
+ --- 634899430
733
+ >>634899258
734
+ You first
735
+ --- 634899436
736
+ >>634898713
737
+ American dubs are a fucking abomination.
738
+ --- 634899493
739
+ >>634896843
740
+ --- 634899541
741
+ >>634884138
742
+ Christie x Helena
743
+ It was her job to study every part of her.
744
+ --- 634899626
745
+ >>634899541
746
+ Are these images DOA5 or DOA6?
747
+ --- 634899641
748
+ >>634884138
749
+ Hitomi-Elliot
750
+ --- 634899710
751
+ >>634870062 (OP)
752
+ How does she like her men?
753
+ --- 634899721
754
+ >>634899626
755
+ That one is DOA6
756
+ --- 634899807
757
+ >>634881283
758
+ >the real reason DoA7 isn't being made is KT can't afford to hire those VAs
759
+ --- 634899893
760
+ >>634899641
761
+ I wanna nut
762
+ --- 634899940
763
+ >>634899807
764
+ Which is why they're gonna reboot the series with a new, cheaper cast that'll last them at least another 6 games with face scanned characters
765
+ --- 634899946
766
+ >>634899626
767
+ 6
768
+ --- 634900117
769
+ >>634899641
770
+ The SFMs literally write themselves with these two
771
+ --- 634900153
772
+ >>634899807
773
+ --- 634900341
774
+ A present for Marie and Honoka fags
775
+ --- 634900352
776
+ >>634899807
777
+ I thought someone said because they got a lot of them signed before they were huge (or aren't as huge as they used to be) they didn't have to pay them too much? Other problems could be keeping them out, such as Lisa's VA taking time off to raise her first kid that she had at age 40, and Kotono maybe being very busy with SM stuff? I dunno.
778
+ --- 634900365
779
+ >>634887406
780
+ This mod makes her look like she has fake tits. Where can I download it?
781
+ --- 634900419
782
+ >>634900117
783
+ No doubt about it
784
+ --- 634900423
785
+ >>634899940
786
+ with face scanned characters
787
+ If they do and improve what they did in Nioh I might like it.
788
+ --- 634900509
789
+ >>634900423
790
+ Imagine
791
+ --- 634900595
792
+ >>634900419
793
+ Now the real question is who'll be on top?
794
+ --- 634900613
795
+ >>634900509
796
+ Nice porn but those faces are generic as hell
797
+ --- 634900632
798
+ >>634900423
799
+ It'd suck
800
+ >>634900595
801
+ Hitomi, of course
802
+ --- 634900674
803
+ >>634900632
804
+ >Hitomi, of course
805
+
806
+ No way, she's too innocent I doubt she even knows how babies are made
807
+ --- 634900725
808
+ >>634893218
809
+ Pic related with my Lisa ERP in GPT4
810
+ --- 634900734
811
+ >>634900613
812
+ >those faces
813
+
814
+ Are there more? Was only able to find Kasumi but I'd be curious to see other characters
815
+ --- 634900796
816
+ >>634900674
817
+ She'd be into it because she read an erotic novel, so she'll take the lead by trying but actually not knowing very well what to do.
818
+ Elliot is way, way more innocent than her
819
+ --- 634900798
820
+ >>634900734
821
+ There's some Kasumi/Ayane pairings
822
+ --- 634900920
823
+ >>634900798
824
+ The ones I saw used the regular Ayane model, not a hyper realistic one like the Kasumi one here >>634900509 >>634900613
825
+ --- 634901125
826
+ >>634900798
827
+ >>634900920
828
+ --- 634901145
829
+ >>634899641
830
+ >>634900419
831
+ Eliot is for Ayane only
832
+ --- 634901161
833
+ >>634898017
834
+ I only got 1 Monkers for that outfit and I really wanted a Patty as well but 1.1%
835
+ --- 634901193
836
+ >>634871813
837
+ Cute butt
838
+ --- 634901220
839
+ >>634901125
840
+ Yeah that's the regular Ayane model, you can also see the hair is much lower res, it's basically ripped from the game
841
+ --- 634901224
842
+ >>634900365
843
+ DOAHDM
844
+ --- 634901267
845
+ >>634901145
846
+ Eliot is for all the girls
847
+ --- 634901282
848
+ >>634901237
849
+ >Not using Donte for this
850
+ --- 634901294
851
+ >>634900509
852
+ >>634900613
853
+ Not expressive enough
854
+ I'm expecting at least something more like this
855
+ --- 634901307
856
+ >>634900632
857
+ Why is Hitomi so lewd
858
+ --- 634901536
859
+ >>634901307
860
+ --- 634901813
861
+ I am going to do a dastardly thing and cum inside of Ayane and raise a family with her.
862
+ --- 634901962
863
+ >>634901813
864
+ >Impying she won't give you that look instead
865
+ --- 634902062
866
+ >>634870062 (OP)
867
+ Game for virigin chuds like (you).
868
+ --- 634902120
869
+ >>634901813
870
+ Whatever you do, don't hit the face
871
+ --- 634902279
872
+ Um, Marie already stole Eliot.
873
+ --- 634902431
874
+ >>634870062 (OP)
875
+ >Any questions?
876
+
877
+ Where is the cutie oni?
878
+ --- 634902549
879
+ >>634902431
880
+ She's in disguise
881
+ --- 634902602
882
+ >>634902279
883
+ Marie belongs to Honoka, she can't go around stealing peoples boyfriends.
884
+ --- 634902648
885
+ >>634901962
886
+ wrong pic
887
+ --- 634902706
888
+ >>634901813
889
+ But anon that's what she wants
890
+ --- 634902769
891
+ >>634902648
892
+ Shut up, Kasumi.
893
+ I actually made that shit. Thanks for turning it into a reaction face
894
+ --- 634902797
895
+ >>634902431
896
+ On my lap
897
+ --- 634902838
898
+ >>634902431
899
+ why does your game look so weird
900
+ --- 634902865
901
+ It's yuge, even the lifesize mouse boobas.
902
+ --- 634902890
903
+ >>634902865
904
+ Nice wall scroll, anon.
905
+ --- 634902897
906
+ >>634902648
907
+ This guy is a hack for quitting and putting everything behind Patreonbux
908
+
909
+ There's part 3 with Momiji too
910
+ --- 634902976
911
+ >>634902279
912
+ That's what she thinks
913
+ --- 634903009
914
+ >>634902865
915
+ I can already tell what you look and smell like.
916
+ --- 634903029
917
+ >>634902897
918
+ Didn't quit, just on hold.
919
+ Part 3 with Momiji doesn't exist yet, it's still in the making.
920
+ --- 634903043
921
+ HOW DEEP IS HER VAGINAL CANAL i gotsta know
922
+ --- 634903060
923
+ >>634903009
924
+ Are you the nigga is a DOA thread complaining about the focus on tits?
925
+ --- 634903080
926
+ >>634902431
927
+ Here she is
928
+ She stubbed her toe or something
929
+ --- 634903124
930
+ DMMchads, how do I maximize rock climbing? Which skills should I improve?
931
+ --- 634903151
932
+ >>634902648
933
+ >tfw no more reliable doaxvv hentai animators
934
+ >tfw lazy has gone full final fagtasy
935
+ >tfw renzuki and fluffy quit
936
+ >tfw chibi and spizzy are both barely active
937
+ based jerid_oiso being the last man standing
938
+ --- 634903185
939
+ >>634903060
940
+ >waaah how dare you criticize me for playing sexist garbage and objectifying women waaah
941
+ Im glad your sexist garbage never made it to the west lol
942
+ --- 634903278
943
+ >>634903151
944
+ >>tfw renzuki and fluffy quit
945
+ Dunno about fluffy but I did not quit. Just needed some time off to work on improving my shit and sort my life out. Will be back this year for sure.
946
+ --- 634903345
947
+ >>634903278
948
+ were you the one asking about pairings?
949
+ --- 634903394
950
+ >>634903345
951
+ Yes. Trying to fish for ideas for upcoming pieces.
952
+ I have my own but they're usually too vanilla
953
+ --- 634903424
954
+ >>634903151
955
+ >tfw rude frog almost never made DoA works
956
+ --- 634903517
957
+ >>634903394
958
+ I need PoV double nipple licking Kasumi and Helena animation.
959
+ Please.
960
+ --- 634903706
961
+ >>634903185
962
+ Boring bait
963
+ --- 634903901
964
+ >>634903151
965
+ Onagi does a lot of DOA. Visual quality isn't the best since it's actual SFM but animation is quite good.
966
+ --- 634903934
967
+ jerid doesn't do Leifang so he's dead to me, probably his waifu or he's one of dem ultra right-wing Japs who hate China.
968
+
969
+ Lazy was never a DOA guy and always did FF first and foremost.
970
+
971
+ The loss of renzuki_harai was bigly since he's the only one who does long scenes. We also lost Shirakami/Stukove to Genshin Impact.
972
+ --- 634904008
973
+ >>634903080
974
+ delet
975
+ --- 634904090
976
+ >>634903394
977
+ >they're usually too vanilla
978
+ You say that like its a bad thing. We like vanilla around here, and not some odd race play fetish shit.
979
+ --- 634904129
980
+ >>634887747
981
+ The connection to Ayane and Raidou and nothing significant coming from it is pretty offensive. By its logic Ayane should use copied moves too. Honoka really would do better as an original character. Raidou was never considered popular among the series' fans and hamfisting a connection to him really is a waste.
982
+
983
+ Otherwise her personality is supposed to resemble a gravure idol's. It doesn't fit the genre at all. She's too naive to be in a fighting tournament.
984
+ --- 634904148
985
+ >>634903151
986
+ Lazy is literally going to be doing more DoA soon.
987
+ --- 634904185
988
+ Wifesaki
989
+ --- 634904231
990
+ frotting with kasumi cock
991
+ --- 634904296
992
+ >>634903934
993
+ We also lost Fluffy pokemon.
994
+ --- 634904304
995
+ >>634903394
996
+ Gonna take this opportunity to be a desperate Christiefag and say
997
+ Christie x Helena
998
+ Christie x Marie Rose (Helena's assistant)
999
+ Christie x Eliot (boytoy) >>634901267
1000
+ Christie x NiCo (rival from 6)
1001
+ Christie x Bayman (rival since 3)
1002
+ in descending order of preference
1003
+ --- 634904494
1004
+ >>634904090
1005
+ this
1006
+
1007
+ kokoro x miyako
1008
+ kasumi x ayame
1009
+ ayane x ayame
1010
+ kasumi x ayane x ayane
1011
+ black dress long hair leifang x hitomi
1012
+ kasumi x ayane
1013
+ ayane x honoka
1014
+ kasumi x ayane x honoka
1015
+ kokoro x helena
1016
+ misaki x nagisa
1017
+ tamaki x shandy
1018
+ fiona x lobelia
1019
+ nanami x amy x yukino x tsukushi
1020
+ tina x helena
1021
+ amy x helena
1022
+ elise x hitomi
1023
+ elise x misaki
1024
+ leifang x tina
1025
+ kasumi x ayane x momiji
1026
+ yukino x tina
1027
+ yukino x helena
1028
+ yukino x tina x helena
1029
+ christie x helena
1030
+ ayane x fiona
1031
+ shandy x nyotengu
1032
+ tamaki x nyotengu
1033
+ kokoro x momiji
1034
+ --- 634904551
1035
+ >>634903934
1036
+ Maiden Masher and Spizzy still mostly do DOA. Also Lazy is based, he also browse DOA threads on /v/ and he granted my request here to make Helena animated porn.
1037
+ --- 634904585
1038
+ >>634904494
1039
+ >no Misaki x Nanami x (you) POV
1040
+ Cmon anon step it up.
1041
+ --- 634904607
1042
+ >>634904585
1043
+ it is understood that all of them are paired with (you) and not zack
1044
+ --- 634904649
1045
+ >>634904304
1046
+ >Christie x Helena
1047
+ Enslaverofhumanity has a lot of that
1048
+ --- 634904652
1049
+ >>634904585
1050
+ >Nanami tries to teach Misaki how to JK
1051
+ >but Misaki already has more experience
1052
+ Hot
1053
+ --- 634904667
1054
+ >>634904494
1055
+ Damn nigga
1056
+ --- 634904780
1057
+ >>634904652
1058
+ Misaki is the owner's personal onahole assistant after all.
1059
+ By the time Nagisa set foot on the island it was far too late.
1060
+ --- 634904806
1061
+ >>634886227
1062
+ Shit, that's depressing... I dont wanna grow old even though I'm doing nothing with my life right now either.
1063
+ --- 634905081
1064
+ >>634904780
1065
+ misaki = owner-san's island manager who pulled double duty as his personal onahole assistant
1066
+ elise = owner-san's sexcretary
1067
+ koharu = owner-san's personal hotel onahole
1068
+ amy = owner-san's tech sex support
1069
+ --- 634905095
1070
+ I want to get into DOA somewhat, I say somewhat cause I know that it's apparently dead as a fighter but I've always been interested in it for uhhh reasons. Anyways sometime this month or last month someone posted an old magazine cover for one of the games, dunno if it was one of the xtreme games or not, but the style of the model there looked like the best balance of limited tech, jap style, and realism that I've ever seen before and I want to bathe my eyes in more of it. I will admit I dont care as much for the venus vacation look of characters.
1071
+ --- 634905148
1072
+ >>634905081
1073
+ Every time I check out the hotspring menu I make sure to grope Koharu's butt. That's what she's there for.
1074
+ --- 634905338
1075
+ >>634904649
1076
+ Thanks anon, I'll look them up.
1077
+ --- 634905635
1078
+ >>634904494
1079
+ >fiona x lobelia
1080
+ I NEED this
1081
+ --- 634906084
1082
+ >>634903394
1083
+ you should make one of helena fucking a bed post
1084
+ --- 634906149
1085
+ >>634905095
1086
+ >best balance of limited tech, jap style, and realism
1087
+ Might be DoA5. First time I saw the trailer of the game might be the first time I was so awestruck of the other characters except Kasumi and Ayane since the ps1 game.
1088
+ --- 634906317
1089
+ I bet Tina's butthole smells stinky lol
1090
+ --- 634906635
1091
+ >>634906149
1092
+ That looks really nice too but my brain was going more towards one of these older mag covers for the first xtreme game, I will admit I probably shouldn't have used realism as one of the categories cause that doesnt describe it that well but I still love this style of the models the most.
1093
+ --- 634906662
1094
+ >>634906234
1095
+ We need a Hitomi and Leifang Out of Control
1096
+ --- 634906716
1097
+ >stayed up late last maintenance because I didn't have to wageslave the next day
1098
+ >saw the new event almost as soon as the game went up
1099
+ >had 38 tickets so I used 8 on a whim since it's a 3.3% banner and to bring them down to a nice even 30
1100
+ >this happens
1101
+ lol
1102
+ lmao
1103
+ --- 634906805
1104
+ >>634906234
1105
+ Honestly I think people around here would be happy with whatever you do as long as you don't lean into the overly salacious things. Like what you already used to do.
1106
+
1107
+ Personally I really enjoy those animations of yours featuring Tamaki bouncing up and down on a cock because her butt looks real nice in those shots. Her butt hasn't been made massive like some other animators tend to do and instead looks about right for her actual proportions.
1108
+ More like that but keep it vanilla and I'd be a happy camper.
1109
+
1110
+ >>634906716
1111
+ wtf
1112
+ --- 634906860
1113
+ >>634906805
1114
+ >Personally I really enjoy those animations of yours featuring Tamaki bouncing up and down on a cock because her butt looks real nice in those shots.
1115
+ these shots need to be longer desu, if i remember they were only like 6-10 seconds long
1116
+ --- 634906875
1117
+ >>634906234
1118
+ Nice, looking forward to it.
1119
+ --- 634906906
1120
+ >>634906234
1121
+ Post full on /h/
1122
+ --- 634907097
1123
+ >>634907002
1124
+ ADVERTISER-SAMA GET DOWN
1125
+ --- 634907156
1126
+ >>634907002
1127
+ time for raping on the beach
1128
+ --- 634907250
1129
+ >>634907156
1130
+ Coconath is only for tender loving while she has her special music playlist on.
1131
+ --- 634907272
1132
+ >>634870062 (OP)
1133
+ >Any questions?
1134
+ Will she look just as good in DoA7?
1135
+ --- 634907370
1136
+ >>634873350
1137
+ >dick on
1138
+ --- 634907826
1139
+ >>634884138
1140
+ Ayane x Hayate
1141
+ Ayane x Elliot
1142
+ Elliot x Brad Wong
1143
+ Kasumi x Hayabusa
1144
+ Tina x Zack
1145
+ Tina x Lisa x Mila
1146
+ Zack x Tina x Helena
1147
+ Hitomi x Leifang
1148
+ Jann Lee x Leifang
1149
+ Hitomi x Ein
1150
+ Christie x Bayman
1151
+ Honoka x Marie Rose
1152
+ --- 634907958
1153
+ RIP
1154
+ Maybe some day we'll get more from stukove.
1155
+ --- 634908067
1156
+ >>634906805
1157
+ Nice to hear. I make a point to keep it close to the canon bodies. Not a fan of off model shit. Tamaki is indeed the butt queen.
1158
+
1159
+ >>634906860
1160
+ They were short cause I used to work with a potato and get fucked by render times. Managed to solve the problem so I should be able to make much longer pieces going forward, starting with Momiji in Part 3
1161
+
1162
+ >>634906662
1163
+ Not enough love for Leifang in SFM content, I definitely intend to correct that.
1164
+ If you like these two, Chibiterasu17 made a piece with them some time ago
1165
+ https://twitter.com/chibiterasu17/status/1589421010570608640
1166
+ --- 634908267
1167
+ >>634906234
1168
+ >Who's doing the licking?
1169
+ Both licking the guy's
1170
+ Like this
1171
+ https://a.uguu.se/kEaErVwx.png
1172
+ But on the both sides.
1173
+ --- 634908525
1174
+ When it comes to the title of Butt Queen my vote goes to Misaki, Sayuri, or Honks desu
1175
+ --- 634908783
1176
+ This is a Tina thread, enough of with the asian DOAs
1177
+ Submit blonde gals only
1178
+ --- 634908819
1179
+ >>634903060
1180
+ Yeah its her/him
1181
+ --- 634908997
1182
+ >>634896675
1183
+ Ayane is still way to small in comparison to Helena and Christie but at least this shuts the down the “Ayane is the smallest “ autist
1184
+ --- 634909963
1185
+ >>634908783
1186
+ --- 634910682
1187
+ more games need a tanning mechanic like Dead or Alive
1188
+ --- 634911130
1189
+ >>634909963
1190
+ good
1191
+ --- 634911263
1192
+ >>634910634
1193
+ I love Monkers
1194
+ --- 634911619
1195
+ >>634870062 (OP)
1196
+ >Any questions?
1197
+ how is babby born
1198
+ --- 634911663
1199
+ UNGA
1200
+ --- 634911678
1201
+ >>634911663
1202
+ >>634911575
1203
+ >>634909963
1204
+ I will give Bass many grandchildren
1205
+ --- 634911980
1206
+ >>634901174
1207
+ >>634901125
1208
+ Whos the one in the white top? Kasumi?
1209
+ --- 634912503
1210
+ >>634911980
1211
+ Yep
1212
+ --- 634912889
1213
+ which DOA is most likely to be a cherry hunter?
1214
+ --- 634914624
1215
+ >they uploaded the game manual
1216
+ --- 634914697
1217
+ >>634914624
1218
+ >age. N/A
1219
+ What did they mean by this?
1220
+ --- 634914762
1221
+ >>634914624
1222
+ Kokopuffs would never wear something like this nowadays.
1223
+ --- 634915031
1224
+ >>634903009
1225
+ So you're saying you have so much experience smelling men you can smell him with out even seeing him?
1226
+
1227
+ Not going to lie, that's pretty homosexual, anon.
1228
+ --- 634915106
1229
+ >>634914616
1230
+ >tearing the hymen of a 20+ year old virgin
1231
+ Very hot
1232
+ --- 634915834
1233
+ >>634889221
1234
+ A girl designed them, bro.
1235
+ --- 634916075
1236
+ >>634915834
1237
+ You're lying. Those character designs scream fat incel misogynistic bastard designer.
1238
+ --- 634916542
1239
+ >>634916075
1240
+ No they don't.
1241
+ --- 634916895
1242
+ >>634914624
1243
+ >training to be a geisha
1244
+ So she's going to be a professional whore?
1245
+ --- 634917017
1246
+ >>634916895
1247
+ (my) personal geisha who lives on an island somewhere in the south pacific.
1248
+ --- 634917060
1249
+ >>634917017
1250
+ Damn Owner having so many personal sluts
1251
+
1252
+ One day he'll be shanked or get his penis chopped
1253
+ --- 634917087
1254
+ >>634870148
1255
+ All white women.
1256
+ --- 634917431
1257
+ >>634870062 (OP)
1258
+ Why did she dye her hair blonde?
1259
+ --- 634917470
1260
+ >>634917431
1261
+ Redhead is illegal in video games.
1262
+ --- 634917517
1263
+ >>634916075
1264
+ Kawakami Natsuko. She was responsible for the character design illustrations, not the 3D models.
1265
+ --- 634917542
1266
+ >>634917431
1267
+ How else are you going to tell she's American?
1268
+ --- 634917857
1269
+ >>634896432
1270
+ This one is for me. I don't care anymore about the other girls.
1271
+ --- 634917873
1272
+ >>634917470
1273
+ Nah she was brunette. That lighting just makes her look like a redhead. At least the newer games have her have brown roots so you know she is dyeing her hair.
1274
+ --- 634917958
1275
+ >>634902648
1276
+ >>634908067
1277
+ I weep because there's no Kasumi version of this, I remember Ayane winning or something.
1278
+ --- 634918395
1279
+ This is small according to /v/
1280
+ --- 634918720
1281
+ >>634918395
1282
+ >according to /v/
1283
+ Nah dude, you're totes correct, how does she even walk with those lmao
1284
+ --- 634921171
1285
+ >>634919907
1286
+ Nut inside Leifang
1287
+ --- 634921215
1288
+ >>634903278
1289
+ >Will be back this year for sure.
1290
+ that's what you said last year.
1291
+ --- 634921298
1292
+ >>634904296
1293
+ he went full silent. is he dead irl?
1294
+ --- 634921431
1295
+ >>634904585
1296
+ i made that request 2 years ago. sucks renzuki decided to do anything but make it.
1297
+ --- 634922304
1298
+ Why did they make her perfect?
1299
+ --- 634922647
1300
+ >all of these talented DoA animators
1301
+ >no one made lotus/kissing sitting position animation with passionate kisses
1302
+ I suffer
1303
+ --- 634922751
1304
+ Back then I thought that Ayane and Kasumi were love interests for Hayate, until I found out that they all are siblings.
1305
+ Maybe it's one of the reasons on why I have a fictional incest fetish
v/634872000.txt CHANGED
@@ -159,3 +159,1000 @@ what demo?
159
  I am going to
160
  marry
161
  Krile.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
159
  I am going to
160
  marry
161
  Krile.
162
+ --- 634884637
163
+ >>634883362
164
+ >he doesn't know
165
+ --- 634884726
166
+ >>634883362
167
+ demo deez nuts lmao
168
+ --- 634884813
169
+ >>634883362
170
+ sf6 demo
171
+ --- 634884816
172
+ >>634872000 (OP)
173
+ I fucking hate Lyse.
174
+ --- 634884854
175
+ >>634881994
176
+ I'm not black so no
177
+ --- 634884878
178
+ I love FFXIV, Charlie!
179
+ I LOVE EFF EFF ECKS EYE VEEEEEEEEE
180
+ --- 634884960
181
+ >>634884813
182
+ Is it for PC again or just ps5?
183
+ --- 634885103
184
+ >>634875432
185
+ i guess we know where all the coffee biscuit leves went
186
+ --- 634885116
187
+ >>634884960
188
+ ps5/ps4 and pc in 5 days
189
+ --- 634885471
190
+ >>634875432
191
+ she's cute
192
+ --- 634886067
193
+ >>634884547
194
+ and I'll be fucking her on your wedding day while you're waiting at the altar... pighouse style..
195
+ --- 634886430
196
+ >>634885116
197
+ Can i join if i already participate in the previous beta?
198
+ --- 634886487
199
+ Do you like mods Anon?
200
+ --- 634886513
201
+ >>634886430
202
+ it's a single player demo
203
+ --- 634886608
204
+ >>634881994
205
+ Frankly I found the entire presentation nauseating and seeing Luke and Ryu in action didn't help my already low opinion of the character models.
206
+ --- 634886679
207
+ >>634886513
208
+ >it's a single player demo
209
+ >single player
210
+ --- 634886960
211
+ >>634886487
212
+ the only good miera
213
+ --- 634888154
214
+ >>634880910
215
+ g'raha's only sin is being a fanboy
216
+ --- 634888479
217
+ >>634888154
218
+ and the game overindulging in the "am i kawaii ugo" shit like focusing on his ears twitching and scenes like big hamburger.
219
+ --- 634888504
220
+ >>634884547
221
+ And I'm going to marry Yugiri.
222
+ --- 634888578
223
+ >>634888479
224
+ ehhh playing up him being a cat is something miqo'te racial animations already do anyways
225
+
226
+ g'raha's burger falling apart is a weird thing to single out, it's on par with alisaie pulling her pickles off
227
+ --- 634889871
228
+ ...
229
+ --- 634889907
230
+ >>634889871
231
+ that reminds me, tresh3D is active again, he was forced to crawl back to pixiv fanbox because no other subscription service would take him
232
+ --- 634890125
233
+ >>634889907
234
+ kek payment processors do not like tubers
235
+ --- 634890220
236
+ >>634890125
237
+ sadly it means no more uncensored anything but probably he'll figure out a catbox gallery or something to upload uncensored stills and anims to instead
238
+ --- 634890309
239
+ >>634889871
240
+ I would never leave a lala player with a baby
241
+ --- 634890391
242
+ >>634890309
243
+ i wouldn't trust you near a baby either since you'd think it was a midget and try to give it some jack daniel's and a donut
244
+ --- 634890407
245
+ >>634888578
246
+ People with common sense remove pickles so nobody really noticed it.
247
+ --- 634890482
248
+ >>634890391
249
+ Midgets don't look like babies, lalas do.
250
+ --- 634890734
251
+ >>634872000 (OP)
252
+ there is no such thing as a sub job
253
+ are you thinking of XI?
254
+ not really sure how you'd confuse the two
255
+ --- 634890984
256
+ >played since 2.0 launch
257
+ >only did SCH and never touched SMN
258
+ Kind of sad I missed out on the pet DoT class. I don't even know what the evolution to current SMN was like.
259
+ --- 634891168
260
+ >>634890984
261
+ unironically you did not miss much, picture how ACN used to be but with a mildly more involved carbuncle system
262
+ bahamut and phoenix had alzheimer's and would sometimes just forget what they were doing while they were summoned
263
+ --- 634891313
264
+ >>634891115
265
+ --- 634891372
266
+ >>634876043
267
+ Surely we'll get Beast Master as a limited in 7.0 anon...
268
+ Surely
269
+ --- 634891418
270
+ >You would be wise to join my gang new guy....
271
+ --- 634891435
272
+ >The literal end of the world and nobody did anything they would regret later thinking they might not be alive for the consequences
273
+
274
+ WoL should have dicked one of the alliance leaders.
275
+ --- 634891520
276
+ >>634891372
277
+ We're never getting a pet class and don't call me Shirley
278
+ --- 634891741
279
+ >>634891418
280
+ This lalafell looks like she'll break my kneecaps if I don't unzip my pants
281
+ --- 634892103
282
+ >>634890220
283
+ nvm he's uploading uncensored versions to his twitter
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+ based
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+ --- 634892192
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+ so i should go to jp servers if i want people to stay for a full lockout of p8s?
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+ --- 634892279
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+ >>634891520
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+ Nah, 7.0 is the earliest we'll see one, 8.0 otherwise. The point of removing the ability from SMN and SCH was for the sake of giving it an actual identity. 7.0 will start seeing a move away from the 2 minute meta as Yoshi was back partially for it as XVI was wrapping up during it's production.
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+ --- 634892306
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+ >>634874150
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+ >What went wrong? It wasn't like this after DSR
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+ It literally was though?
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+ --- 634892380
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+ >>634892213
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+ >H-HEWO???? CAN YOU HEAW MEE??
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+ >I UM-I-uh...
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+ >HEWOOOOOOOOOOOOO????
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+ >*begings bawling uncontrollably*
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+ >P-PLEASE ENJOWY TH-TH-THE SHOW....
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+ --- 634892448
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+ >>634874150
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+ >some guy named ilya makes a video
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+ >now people call it artificial difficulty
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+ idk who this ilya person is
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+ --- 634892529
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+ monk is a lot of fun but for doing deep dungeons I really miss SAM’s ranged attacks.
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+ --- 634892773
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+ >>634892529
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+ it balances out with how quickly you can shred stuff as a monk in deep dungeons imo
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+ though in general i think ninja would be a better choice, hyoton comes in clutch with a castable bind
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+ --- 634892829
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+ >>634892529
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+ wrong wrong wrong
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+ DDs are a ninja playhouse
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+ --- 634893903
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+ /vg/ hours
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+ --- 634894364
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+ >>634893903
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+ --- 634894551
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+ >>634894364
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+ I don't know what I'm supposed to feel but that face is hot for some reason
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+ --- 634894590
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+ so the BLU update will just spells and missions for the carnivale without a questline?
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+ --- 634894758
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+ >>634894590
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+ increase to lvl 80 also. So you can do the shittiest raid tier (with titan exception) as BLU
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+ --- 634895164
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+ >>634894758
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+ I like Eden...
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+ --- 634895471
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+ >>634895164
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+ eden's great overall imo
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+ --- 634895764
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+ >>634895164
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+ you like it because it was your first raid tier. It's ok anon.
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+ --- 634896116
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+ >>634895764
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+ but I started shortly after 4.2...
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+ --- 634896416
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+ Nothing has or ever will top coil.
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+ --- 634896595
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+ >>634895764
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+ Who the fuck only starts raiding in ShB?
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+ --- 634896857
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+ >>634894590
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+ That would just be the diarrhea icing on the shit cake this expansion has been if they cut out the BLU quests.
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+ --- 634897096
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+ >>634890984
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+ You only missed Contagion not applying under raid buffs because Garuda was a FUCKING WHORE
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+ --- 634897247
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+ >>634896595
353
+ >Who the fuck only starts raiding in ShB?
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+ --- 634898117
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+ Is bolide the worst invuln in the game or hallowed?
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+ --- 634898235
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+ >>634898117
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+ hallowed because it's the longest CD
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+ --- 634898831
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+ >>634898253
361
+ >before mare
362
+ >progress towards space travel and technological advancement
363
+ >after mare
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+ >world is a hellscape literally burning to the ground
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+ --- 634899240
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+ Wow, I just find out that I got kicked from the static because I wasn't performing well even though the static in the PF said it was casual.
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+
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+ All because we got stuck in P8S p1. Don't know why I bother to join statics with shit like this happening?
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+
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+ Any suggestions at this point? Should I just wait for the next tier, because I feel like it was a waste joining a static and learning with shit like this.
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+ --- 634899406
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+ Can someone post their character so I can do something funny to them?
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+ --- 634899581
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+ >>634898831
375
+ and then MODBEASTS, they RAPED my MOTHER, KILLED my DOG, and told me my LANDSCAPE PAINTINGS were FLAT and LIFELESS
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+ --- 634899630
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+ >>634899240
378
+ If you wanna clear because you want to clear when it's relevant then do it. It would take a week or maybe two a most with like 2 days of prog.
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+ Just keep looking for a static if you want to know people tho otherwise just keep pfing (but i dunno if there's still parties doing that at this point (?))
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+ >>634899406
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+ sure
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+ --- 634899723
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+ >>634899581
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+ >and told me my LANDSCAPE PAINTINGS were FLAT and LIFELESS
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+ hehehehe
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+ --- 634899920
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+ >>634899240
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+ Just because it's a casual static doesn't mean that people are going to sit there and let you waste their time
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+ Improve
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+ --- 634900112
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+ >>634899630
392
+ I guess I'll keep trying in PF, but tank spot is always filled. I just hate how my first experience coming back to the game is something like this discourages me. And it pisses me off with that fakeness crap the leader gave me in DMs.
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+
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+ "Yea the PF said casual, but I wanted to keep the level vague"
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+
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+ Fucking hell.
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+
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+ >>634899920
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+ We were improving. The faggot leader was just a faggot with high expectations in a casual static in which we only met two times a week for two hours.
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+ --- 634900289
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+ Jesus fucking Christ I want to be done with TOP already but my group is regressing with each raid. Finally reached halfway of p5 two raids ago only to get stuck for over an hour in p1 and then rest of the raid in p3 today.
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+ I fucking hope someone from my static is going to choke to death at this point so we can disband and I don't have to feel bad after dropping.
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+ Never bring women into your group, it's a fucking death sentence.
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+ --- 634900458
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+ Is there a way to figure out why Dalamud keeps crashing without having to go on Discord
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+ --- 634900527
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+ >>634900289
408
+ Is the woman constantly fucking up?
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+ What role are they playing?
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+ --- 634900628
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+ >>634899630
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+ --- 634900842
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+ >>634899406
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+ Haha...
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+ --- 634900897
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+ >>634899406
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+ /sneer is too powerful
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+ --- 634901034
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+ i did it
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+ i cleared the p8s doorboss
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+ --- 634901274
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+ >>634900897
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+ --- 634901283
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+ >>634900289
425
+ I lucked out into getting into a static that already cleared and they've been reprogging with me while trialling a couple spots. Seen phase 6 after seven sessions. I don't know what your group is doing but they should probably just accept they should just sim more. I'm having fun since everyone else knows the fight like the back of their hand but it must be fucking miserable learning phase 5 "naturally".
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+ --- 634901352
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+ >>634900527
428
+ Not a woman but women and yes, there's also connection problem because one of them is living with someone and they share internet.
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+ They're playing healer and dps
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+ --- 634901617
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+ >>634900842
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+ --- 634901649
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+ >>634901352
434
+ Yeah that fucking blows
435
+ It's hard to say what you should do because you'd be starting over with another group and it's hard to get going with new people
436
+ You also are getting hard trapped sticking with them it sounds like
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+ --- 634901787
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+ >>634901034
439
+ what the fuck is natural alignment?
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+ --- 634902048
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+ >>634901787
442
+ A fun time. Good job getting past doorboss. Now get as many phase 2 reps as you can, 'cause you'll probably get gated by doorboss memes in subsequent phase 2 groups for a while.
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+ --- 634902775
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+ >>634899240
445
+ What was keeping you stuck? Were you fucking up mechanics frequently? Was your DPS trash? Were you not healing? Were you forgetting one of the fucking two CD buttons tanks have to press in phase 1?
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+ --- 634902782
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+ >>634876810
448
+ Why is summoning some primal elemental beast to cast a lightning bolt so much cooler than just casting a lightning bolt?
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+ --- 634902846
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+ >>634877130
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+ DoT mage coming next expansion. Please look forward to it.
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+ --- 634902908
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+ finding out i couldn't micro my pet as summoner was the most disappointing thing in the history of videogames why is everything in this dumbed down to shit?
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+ --- 634903037
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+ >>634900112
456
+ show us your logs run some xivanalysis on it let's see what's up
457
+ --- 634903252
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+ >>634902908
459
+ because pets as a summoner sucked so indefensibly fucking bad that their actual pet nature was repeatedly reduced and now your only "real" pet is a carbuncle that you can glamour into the other pets
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+ --- 634903332
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+ A tank that switches between a hammer and greatshield. Give them the old Gauss Barrel treatment (a bit shorter like 1.5 charge) but can move like MCH/BRD in pvp. Changing requires mana. Line up your buffs and you'll be shielding and smashing so fast you'd make a Warrior and Paladin blush.
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+ --- 634903382
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+ >>634902775
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+ I'm going to guess because we got stuck on Animals 2 or well getting there, because I kept asking questions a lot which was a no no to them.
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+
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+ >>634903037
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+ I know what happened. It's just a shame that a casual static actually wasn't casual. Not to mention it should have been a clear sign it was a bunch of friends together and I wasn't part of their click like the fags they are.
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+ --- 634903618
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+ >>634903382
470
+ Also, we had a fucking blm for prog so it didn't help we didn't have any raises. Fucking hate blms.
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+ --- 634903620
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+ Is it too late to prog p8s with a fucking month or five weeks before the next patch?
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+ I just want the mount and a weapon as proof i actually finished this fucking tier
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+ --- 634903641
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+ >>634896595
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+ The game's community is currently dominated by people who started in ShB, anon.
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+ --- 634903776
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+ >>634903382
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+ >Not to mention it should have been a clear sign it was a bunch of friends together
480
+ well there you go
481
+ don't feel bad about it, they just wanted an 8th
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+ --- 634903951
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+ >>634903776
484
+ Yea I should have known better. I should have called a leader a fag, but I don't know if I can get banned from Discord for it.
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+
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+ It was good having talks with /v/ after this news.
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+ --- 634904003
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+ >>634895164
489
+ Promises to keep is the best raid song in the game, I will not elaborate further.
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+ --- 634904013
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+ >>634903620
492
+ i started last week and i progged about 6 combined hours total so far? managed to kill the doorboss today and now i gotta learn phase 2
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+ no it's not late and there are a bunch of parties and a lot of people helping out, if you can't find one, host it
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+ --- 634904436
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+ >>634898117
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+ >bolide
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+ >cancel the buff instantly
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+ Shit healer.
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+ --- 634904530
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+ why even bother with these threads when they're just a breeding ground for the lala avatar tourists?
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+ --- 634904718
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+ >>634881992
503
+ >Ultimates are designed for the top 1% of players that get off on things being bullshit hard
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+ >"This Ultimate fight is too hard for us"
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+
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+ This is the content you wanted and you're still complaining? Shut the fuck up.
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+ --- 634904817
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+ >>634872000 (OP)
509
+ You're not good enough to play BLM
510
+ --- 634904981
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+ >>634904718
512
+ >less than 1 perce-ACK!
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+ --- 634905059
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+ >>634881992
515
+ yes it was, thats how it is after every ultimate, after everyone is done with the savage tier, they either go back to their casual bullshit, quit, or do ultimate, and then quit.
516
+ Theres fuck all to do unless you're achievement hunting after you clear the tier and do ultimate. It just feels like its worse this time because its been longer since anyone has had anything to do.
517
+ endwalker released, everyone did story, everyone did dailies, normals came out, savage came out, 24 man came out, trials came out, ultimate came out.
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+ 6.3 dropped, normal, trial, savage, 24 man, ultimate.
519
+ 6.35 had fuck all, just criterion and deep dungeon, criterion was good for one run. deep dungeon is niche.
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+ everyone is waiting for the next savage tier, last trial, and last 24 man. then it will be truly dead until next expansion. its literally always been this way, except before we at least had eureka or bozja to keep the illusion going that the game was active.
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+ --- 634905340
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+ >>634902908
523
+ Pets were not good.
524
+ --- 634905386
525
+ >% of people that cleared whatever ultimate
526
+ >not bringing up the fact that those stats are of the people that linked their accounts to that website and not total clears
527
+ brb making a website with only 1 user that had completed an ultimate just to post an image that it has 100% completion bro lmao
528
+ --- 634905392
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+ Man, I'd like this game so much if it was like this:
530
+
531
+ >Get to max lvl of expansion
532
+ >Gear up to max ilvl pretty fast
533
+ >Now every raid/dungeon/etc on this tier has gear of the same ilvl, but with completely horizontal progression
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+
535
+ Being like that, everyone would be the same like they already are, there would be no gear treadmill, and people would be free to make builds and have fun trying different builds on raids.
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+
537
+ >B-B-But muh optimization!11!!!1
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+
539
+ Being able to make builds is fun and fun is more important than balance. If something is balanced, but not fun, why bother?
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+
541
+ At the end of an expansion you would have a ton of gear to mix and match and create different builds which would be fun as fuck. They could even let you raise the ilvl of some gear from previous expansions so that could increase the amount of builds even further.
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+
543
+ If you want to also, you could have a LEGACY mode where the gear has zero impact on your character like it has right now, so everything could be balanced in this mode. But in the RPG mode, you could have gear that changed the way you play and thus the game would be much more exciting and people would theorycraft for hours, which is what a good RPG is all about.
544
+
545
+ Autists would play the legacy mode and would be happy, rpg enjoyers would play the RPG mode, everyone would be happy.
546
+ --- 634905436
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+ >doomposters are here to shit up the thread again
548
+ Was fun while it lasted
549
+ --- 634905482
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+ >>634904817
551
+ EW BLM is beyond braindead
552
+ --- 634905604
553
+ >>634905436
554
+ if the gameplay was any good the thread wouldn't go full doommode everytime the topic shifts away from softcore porn dumps or whatever community faggotry's got everyone in a tizzy this week
555
+ --- 634905627
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+ >>634905482
557
+ EW BLM is mega fun. Paradox unlocked so much room for fun alternate lines to optimize little movements or odd mechanic timings in fights.
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+ --- 634905643
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+ >>634905482
560
+ the skill floor was raised slightly by having more instant casts because the mechanics would be literally impossible to do reasonably as BLM otherwise, but the skill floor was heavily raised with all the crazy shit paradox enables. shadowbringers blm optimization was basically just sometimes you dont use fire 1 or b4 in a line
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+ --- 634905663
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+ >>634905482
563
+ What, you miss enochian?
564
+ --- 634906134
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+ >>634904981
566
+ Less than 1% of players actually clear it.
567
+ The remaining 3-12% just buy clears or use cheats to make it easier.
568
+ """WORLD FIRST""" players are included in that latter group btw. If you had to use any plugins that makes the game easier then you didn't clear fair.
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+ --- 634906264
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+ >>634905436
571
+ It's actually just the fact that it's Euro hours Anon
572
+ You can watch the flood of new IPs and terrible posts
573
+ --- 634906314
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+ >>634906134
575
+ how come you can't clear it even with plugins anon? i thought they were supposed to completely trivialize it entirely
576
+ --- 634906360
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+ >>634906264
578
+ >'jak
579
+ Eurohours confirmed to be best hours.
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+ --- 634906580
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+ >>634906314
582
+ I've cleared every Ultimate without the use of any plugins.
583
+ --- 634906791
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+ You don't play the game without mods, DO YOU guys? You're missing out on so much
585
+
586
+ https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/67970
587
+ --- 634906846
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+ >>634906791
589
+ would unironically buy this outfit on mogstation if i played reaper or black mage. doesn't fit any other class imho
590
+ --- 634906890
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+ Do you need to spend gil for the HW relic quest?
592
+ --- 634907061
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+ >>634905392
594
+ they would actually need to care about the game to implement any of this lmao, won't happen.
595
+ --- 634907102
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+ >>634906791
597
+ I've dabled in modding. Whenever I play casually I'll have mods enabled to make my game look like this.
598
+ When I'm raiding seriously I'll usually turn off my shaders though.
599
+ Don't use gameplay enhancement mods though, the game's already easy enough as it is. Just Penumbra and Mare for me.
600
+ --- 634907120
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+ >>634906846
602
+ >would unironically buy this outfit on mogstation if i played reaper or black mage. doesn't fit any other class imho
603
+ Works with DRK IMO.
604
+ --- 634907257
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+ >>634872184
606
+ as WAR, BLM is my mortal enemy in CC
607
+ just leave me alone :,(
608
+ --- 634907626
609
+ >BLU will never get Nier spells
610
+ >BLU will never have anything to do in downtime other than spam one spell
611
+ >BLU will only revolve around Moon Flute
612
+ >BLU will never get that spell slot back from Aetheric Mimicry, enjoy your slot tax
613
+ >BLU will never be a real job
614
+
615
+ Yeah it was so worth BLU being relegated to the cuck shed
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+ --- 634907706
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+ >>634907257
618
+ >>634872184
619
+ CC is still alive? I thought that shit was dead after everyone got their frames and titles?
620
+ --- 634907779
621
+ >>634907706
622
+ casual is near insta q
623
+ no one cares about ranked
624
+ --- 634907786
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+ >>634907706
626
+ I know this sounds crazy and out of this world but some people do in fact play CC just because they find it fun.
627
+ --- 634908053
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+ >>634907626
629
+ But dude you get to totally DESTROY Aurum Vale every 4 months!
630
+ --- 634908220
631
+ >>634907626
632
+ >will never get Nier spells
633
+ Bro, BLU is getting access to Nier raids soon. Why would you assume there'll be no spell to get from there?
634
+ --- 634908238
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+ >>634907706
636
+ Maybe if you play ranked only.
637
+ --- 634908263
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+ >>634908220
639
+ BLU has never gotten any spells from alliance raids, unfortunately.
640
+ --- 634908290
641
+ >>634908263
642
+ So? Who's to say it won't this time?
643
+ --- 634908358
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+ >>634908290
645
+ If BLU were to get an alliance raid spell it would almost guarantee they were breaking their limits because getting 7 other people for primal spell learning is enough of a pain that I really doubt they'd make people find 23 others to finish their spellbook.
646
+ --- 634908505
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+ >>634906791
648
+ I modded some outfits to be as slutty as possible but my own character always wears heavy armour so I'm just being surrounded by gigantic sluts.
649
+ --- 634908913
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+ >>634902908
651
+ Pet handling has sucked ever since ARR due to dev incompetence, so they decided to start giving up on pets.
652
+ --- 634908967
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+ >>634908620
654
+ Wrong thread ye dumb bot.
655
+ --- 634909037
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+ >>634908967
657
+ >no pants or underwear line
658
+ --- 634909396
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+ >>634908220
660
+ Because even SE are not deluded enough to think that getting 24 level capped BLUs to run an alliance raid is even a remote possibility.
661
+ --- 634909838
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+ >>634909396
663
+ clearly they do or they wouldn't put orbonne in the blu log
664
+ --- 634909851
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+ >>634909396
666
+ >>634908358
667
+ 24 man BLU raids happen all the time. You're not on a dead datacenter, are you?
668
+ --- 634909871
669
+ >>634909396
670
+ Blue Mage?
671
+ More like No One Wants To Play This Mage
672
+ --- 634909935
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+ >>634909851
674
+ They happen once a week tops when a discord organizes them. You need to think about who SE is making this game for and the standards they have for those people. The same standards that resulted in BLU being locked into a minigame in the first place.
675
+ --- 634910021
676
+ >>634909871
677
+ People would actually want to play it if they could play it normally like any other class without needing to jump through hoops and organize x amount of other retards to do content everyone else can duty finder for.
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+ --- 634910037
679
+ >>634909851
680
+ I don't know how it is on your DC, but where I am, all I see is people trying to do them, gathering about 12 people, then giving up as people stop coming. And all listings are only ever for ARR alliance raids, never SB or even HW.
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+ --- 634910154
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+ today I will remind them
683
+ >BLU can't be a real job, the class fantasy is casting bad breath on a boss and ganking them with status ailments
684
+ in game bad breath has every boss resist some/all of the effects, at most you get a few of the weaker ones out 1-2 times before diminishing returns kicks in. The majority of your spells are generic ranged attacks with the exact same damage but slightly different elements/ailments that only matter for carnival fights as everything cool is ignored by any relevant enemy or has a massive cooldown like ultravibe
685
+ >BLU can't be a real job, collecting spells from enemies is too iconic but what if you que up in roulettes without any good spells
686
+ you can que without your jobstone, without doing job quests for key abilities, and even in coordinated content like moogle tome events blu players often show up with jack shit anyway. Also a bunch of the best spells aren't even learned from enemies in the first place and all the people who do blu mage only content all run the same loadout
687
+ >BLU can't be a real job, its too overpowered
688
+ they had to give it several blatant number increases because it actually isn't that good. unsynced level 90 classes are better for farming old shit and you can barely beat massively powercrept fights like brute justice with an all BLU team
689
+ >BLU can't be a real job, it would break the holy trinity
690
+ RDM in this game can cast flare and does a lot of damage with melee attacks, completely opposite from how its worked in every other final fantasy game, and it still "feels" like RDM enough for people
691
+ --- 634910165
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+ Only a BLU PVP mode can save us, BLUbros.
693
+ --- 634910224
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+ >>634910165
695
+ Just let them in normal PvP. Every other job in there gets a separate loadout that disregards lore anyway.
696
+ --- 634910280
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+ >>634910165
698
+ I used to think Kimahri couldn't be beat in terms of being pathetic as a BLU, but XIV really proved me wrong.
699
+ --- 634910304
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+ >>634909037
701
+ Glad to have confirmation you're a pedo as well as an avatarfag.
702
+ --- 634910395
703
+ >>634910154
704
+ >BLU can't be a real job, the class fantasy is casting bad breath on a boss and ganking them with status ailments
705
+ lmao
706
+ Even the Masked Carnivale enemies (i.e. the ones supposedly designed to be BLU fodder) started being immune to everything from level 60 onwards. Now Bad Breath is basically BLU Reprisal, but on the GCD, since the only effects that actually stick are the damage down and the beyond crappy DoT.
707
+ --- 634910468
708
+ >>634872000 (OP)
709
+ In the next Final Fantasy 14.2 MMO, I want Maple Story airship travel mechanics, specifically where low levels have to hide below deck as the high levels fight off attacks above but can risk running up on deck to grab valuable loot and be killed
710
+ --- 634910515
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+ >>634910468
712
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLBIuyo7EYc [Embed]
713
+ --- 634910575
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+ >>634910515
715
+ Actually this video is better.
716
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wuppqlt6js [Embed]
717
+ --- 634910786
718
+ A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES
719
+ --- 634910853
720
+ >>634910575
721
+ >>634910515
722
+ I want it back. I want more reason to be around people outside instanced stuff. It's not likely to be fixed in 14 so whatever the next one is better have it.
723
+ --- 634910893
724
+ >>634910224
725
+ >PvP BLU that can copy other people's abilities
726
+ --- 634910910
727
+ Can you retards stay in your fucking containment general
728
+ --- 634910947
729
+ >>634910910
730
+ Can you kiss my ass?
731
+ --- 634911036
732
+ >>634910893
733
+ Sticky Tongue to yoink people into your team
734
+ Devour steals the victim's ability
735
+ Quina build
736
+ --- 634911096
737
+ >>634910910
738
+ Ain't avatarfagging bannable?
739
+ --- 634911150
740
+ >>634910947
741
+ BOOTA
742
+ --- 634911164
743
+ >>634911096
744
+ Anything is a bannable offense these days, while things that usually should be get ignored.
745
+ --- 634911174
746
+ >>634911096
747
+ Point to the avatarfag and I'll tell you why you're an idiot.
748
+ --- 634911249
749
+ >>634911174
750
+
751
+ >>634872613
752
+ >>634894364
753
+ >>634894551
754
+ >>634898253
755
+ >>634900897
756
+ >>634901274
757
+ >>634909037
758
+ --- 634911292
759
+ >>634911249
760
+ Reaction images for the most part.
761
+ You don't know what an avatarfag is, and have never had the misfortune to know why the rule was put in place.
762
+ --- 634911395
763
+ >>634911292
764
+ Shut the fuck up attention whore, your potato trio has been plaguing these threads for a while.
765
+ Fuck off to /vg/.
766
+ --- 634911491
767
+ >>634875643
768
+ >>634875991
769
+ >>634876328
770
+ >if im bad at it that means its ''''artificial''' difficulty
771
+ classic cope
772
+ --- 634911580
773
+ >>634911292
774
+ Avatar fagging is where a person posts using pictures of a character (often used as a reaction) with their image for no real reason beyond they're using it as their avatar.
775
+ It's usually done in circlejerky threads where the avatarfags are often major posters.
776
+ It's big on /a/, /mlp/, and /tv/.
777
+ Also here when the same 3 retarded lalafells constantly post their shitty characters.
778
+ --- 634911652
779
+ >>634911292
780
+ An avatarfag is someone who uses the same pictures over and over as an identifier, which is why the rule is the same one that bans signature usage. How many times are you going to pretend you weren't already blown the fuck out on this point you arrogant nigger?
781
+ --- 634911716
782
+ >>634911395
783
+ >>634911580
784
+ >>634911652
785
+ And yet those three are still around despite your reports.
786
+ Curious.
787
+ Almost like you're wrong and refuse to accept it.
788
+ --- 634911812
789
+ >>634911716
790
+ Almost like the janitors have a known grudge against these threads and notoriously suck at their "jobs" on top of that. Go on and give me your arrogant faggot cope about why it the rule treats signature usage and avatar usage as the same thing if it's not about identification?
791
+ --- 634911819
792
+ >>634910893
793
+ So like gnb? You realize how shit gnb is in pvp?
794
+ --- 634911945
795
+ >>634911716
796
+ >And yet those three are still around despite your reports.
797
+ wowjanny hates XIV threads
798
+ Avatarfags further ruining the threads puts a big smile on wowjanny's face
799
+ --- 634912003
800
+ >mods that just take the existing game models and upscale them = based
801
+ >mods that replace existing game models with out of place clashing shit = cringe
802
+ --- 634912072
803
+ Why is "Best Served with Cold Steel" the gayest mission in all of MSQ?
804
+ Why did they think at level 60+, players want to use their basic rotation for half an hour with no threat of being defeated?
805
+ Why can the Warrior of Light beat fucking Ultima Weapon but does chip damage vs Grynewaht?
806
+ --- 634912086
807
+ >>634911819
808
+ >You realize how shit gnb is in pvp?
809
+ Not really.
810
+ --- 634912092
811
+ CBU3 should really stop wasting resources on this shit and just make additional trials since that's what the gameplay is really designed for.
812
+ --- 634912116
813
+ >>634911812
814
+ >>634911945
815
+ >muh boogeymen jannies awawa meanie booboo
816
+ Jesus christ. Just accept they're not breaking any rules, and that you just seethe because they're Lalafell like the rest of the spergs.
817
+ --- 634912143
818
+ >>634912072
819
+ He has a gunshield so his defense is really high. Also you did less than chip damage to Ultima Weapon until Hydaelyn buffed you.
820
+ --- 634912168
821
+ >>634911819
822
+ GNB does not steal other people's abilities.
823
+ --- 634912169
824
+ >>634912086
825
+ Negro
826
+ --- 634912248
827
+ >>634912116
828
+ Janny has spent the better part of 10 years deleting FF14 threads on sight. I noticed you couldn't even come up with any explanation about the rule wording. Kill yourself.
829
+ --- 634912291
830
+ >>634912143
831
+ Okay, let's do Nidhogg instead then.
832
+ So Grynewaht is stronger than the Azure Dragoon with two eyes belonging to the First Flight.
833
+ k.
834
+ --- 634912315
835
+ >>634912116
836
+ Let's not pretend.
837
+ https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/7094015
838
+ https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/8572272
839
+ https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/36092615/
840
+ We both know you niggers have been ruining XIV theads. Yet you remain ignorant.
841
+ --- 634912328
842
+ >>634912291
843
+ You were buffed by Hraesvelgr's eye for Nidhogg.
844
+ --- 634912447
845
+ >>634912328
846
+ Hraesvelgr said "You didn't even use it, wow that was a waste of time" and you, the player, agree
847
+ --- 634912452
848
+ >>634912315
849
+ >lalas make 6 total posts among the three of them today
850
+ >15+ seething posts made about their existence
851
+ Gee, I wonder who's "ruining XIV threads"?
852
+ >inb4 "you're posting too"
853
+ I wouldn't be if you'd shut the fuck up about your awawa booboo bogeymen.
854
+ --- 634912479
855
+ >>634888504
856
+ I hope your wedding date won't coincide with the one of Shtola and me!
857
+ --- 634912564
858
+ >>634912447
859
+ It shows you pulling power from it right when it reveals you have it.
860
+ --- 634912674
861
+ >>634912564
862
+ and after you defeat nidhogg both the player and hraesvelgr agree the power wasn't necessary
863
+
864
+ did alphinaud have an eye too?
865
+ --- 634912716
866
+ >>634910947
867
+ More
868
+ --- 634912748
869
+ >>634912674
870
+ Alphinaud didn't fight Nighogg
871
+ --- 634912786
872
+ >>634912748
873
+ alphinaud pulled an eye out of estinien though
874
+ --- 634912838
875
+ >>634907102
876
+ That looks genuinely like shit. She wouldn't be able to move, her every moment would be agony. The glam is tacky as fuck and you somehow managed to make AuRa look even worse than they usually do. Why is it that people who post this stuff always have the most cursed setups, I haven't seen any modding that actually improves the game, it is all awful coomer shit or adding more modern shit into the game.
877
+ --- 634912987
878
+ >>634881846
879
+ He won't, it's purely a means of syncing modder's setups between participants so everyone can see each others' modded looks. The only way it'd draw his attention is if people started using it as a vector for malware attacks on the playerbase, and such an attack would actually be an engine-level filesystem RCE exploit.
880
+ --- 634913096
881
+ >>634912987
882
+ If someone ever did do that, however, it would be the final nail in the coffin for modders. It would be something wouldn't just get a stern word from YoshiP. The devs would HAVE to lock it all down.
883
+
884
+ ...one of you needs to do it.
885
+ --- 634913341
886
+ Bunnyfell
887
+ --- 634913395
888
+ >>634913096
889
+ It already is the most blatant violation of the ToS, they always say you should keep it on the down low if you do it, but people are so incredibly brazen that the need to clamp down hard. I genuinely hope the graphics update will outright break modding except for FFAlex/NoClippy because that should be the fucking standard.
890
+ --- 634913441
891
+ >>634913341
892
+ you guys get real needy when you aren't the center of attention for more than 5 seconds
893
+ --- 634913469
894
+ >>634912838
895
+ The only mods that really hold value are upscales, or clothing compatibility mods that work with better body mods if you're playing a male. And I guess some hairs. The super coomer stuff is almost always garbage and ripped from somewhere. Unfortunately the mod scene has been inundated by people coming from second life. It's painfully obvious as they've flooded the mod archives with low res full black body tattoos and shit just like you'de find in SL. It's only going to get worse from here and within a year this game is going to be double the hellscape it is now.
896
+
897
+ Run while you still can.
898
+ --- 634913481
899
+ >>634913395
900
+ Secondlife modbeasts will be just fine
901
+ Mare/Textools replaces textures and they're just updating textures, nothing will change
902
+ --- 634913535
903
+ >>634913441
904
+ --- 634913550
905
+ >>634913441
906
+ Nah, I just found a cute picture of a lala with fluffy bunny ears and wanted to post it
907
+ Keep seething impotently about Hydaelyn's chosen race though, antispudite
908
+ --- 634913562
909
+ >>634913481
910
+ >textools
911
+ Is getting more outdated by the day with how fast penumbra is advancing.
912
+ --- 634913614
913
+ >>634913395
914
+ >xivalexander/noclippy
915
+ so you cheat
916
+ --- 634913719
917
+ >>634892380
918
+ --- 634913745
919
+ >>634913395
920
+ personally as a mod enjoyer myself I also hope this shit gets broken forever
921
+ the shit some of these people do is simply disgusting and shouldn't be allowed
922
+ --- 634913790
923
+ >>634911491
924
+ do the fight, dumbass
925
+ --- 634913805
926
+ >>634913481
927
+ >Mare/Textools replaces textures and they're just updating textures, nothing will change
928
+ WoW devs have found a really good way of making modding incredibly inconvenient: With every patch, they will change something in the way the WoW character models are held together. It doesn't affect the vanilla game at all but all mods just break and need to be re-examined in blender. They do that even in random hotfixes. Naturally modders lose interest in maintaining their shit really quickly.
929
+
930
+ Wish they'd do that in XIV.
931
+ --- 634913838
932
+ >>634872000 (OP)
933
+ >I think they both look pretty kino by it's own standards.
934
+ >What do you think?
935
+ I think there's nothing kino about doing the same rotations in reskins of the same fights. zoomers
936
+ --- 634913846
937
+ >>634872000 (OP)
938
+ I've completed the MSQ and I still don't understand half the shit people talk about in these threads.
939
+ --- 634913870
940
+ >>634913846
941
+ Like what?
942
+ --- 634913872
943
+ >>634913745
944
+ Its sad, because there are some neat mods for fixing shitty looking hands or replacing animations. But since 99% of mods are this shit, I kinda want to agree with you.
945
+ --- 634913889
946
+ >>634906264
947
+ Europeans like to play videogames so they notice FFXIV has gone to shit.
948
+ A significant number (but not all) of Americans, who are over-represented on 4chan, just want to goon and roleplay so they're in Limsa all day and don't care if the rest of the game is falling apart.
949
+ --- 634913952
950
+ >>634913395
951
+ >it's not okay if people use mods to do harmless client-side texture swaps or model changes that don't affect anyone except the one who's using them
952
+ >but it's perfectly okay to use literal cheat mods in order to get a mechanical advantage over anyone who doesn't use them, because I use them myself!
953
+
954
+ Self-serving hypocrites like you will be first against the wall.
955
+ --- 634914001
956
+ >>634878361
957
+ So I'm confused about Mare
958
+
959
+ Let's say two players have two different hair mods. Both of them replace the same vanilla hair. What would someone with Mare see? Would one hair mod override the other? I don't get it.
960
+ --- 634914027
961
+ >>634913952
962
+ Yeah, whats your problem? One fixes a glaring issue with the net code and the other is just coomers shitting the game environment up. One deserves the stay and coomers deserve to be shot.
963
+ --- 634914028
964
+ >>634872000 (OP)
965
+ Dead tranny containment game
966
+ --- 634914071
967
+ >>634914001
968
+ You will see your hair mod and the one they are using. Mare will download the data of every ones mods.
969
+ --- 634914074
970
+ >>634914028
971
+ --- 634914085
972
+ >Game's netcode is so absurdly bad that people get into arguments about whether or not packet spoofing constitutes cheating.
973
+ >On one hand it meets all definitions of cheating.
974
+ >On the other hand, the game plays like complete and utter shit if you're over 100ms ping so people feel forced to use the spoofing tool.
975
+ The only solution is to just quit this shit game lmao.
976
+ --- 634914129
977
+ I can guarantee that not a single person in this thread has cleared TOP without using plugins for the entirety of their prog and without benefitting from anyone else using plugins for callouts/am/etc.
978
+ Not a SINGLE person.
979
+ Protip: If you're not using plugins but still using callouts from somebody using cact or getting automarked, you're using plugins.
980
+ --- 634914131
981
+ >>634914085
982
+ Is that all noclippy does?
983
+ Be honest.
984
+ --- 634914153
985
+ >>634913614
986
+ If I have to cheat to get the same ping japanese and west coast people get then yes, I'm going to cheat. Fuck you. If you don't want me to cheat, fix your game so that rotations aren't dependent on fucking latency.
987
+ --- 634914184
988
+ >>634914074
989
+ --- 634914186
990
+ Couldn't you just make a burner account, join a public mare syncshell and just report everyone using it? You literally have all the evidence right there.
991
+ --- 634914206
992
+ >>634913441
993
+ Some people just like playing as the cute goofy dwarves. Not everyone is a degenerate.
994
+ --- 634914218
995
+ >>634914186
996
+ What evidence does square have to confirm it, retard?
997
+ --- 634914231
998
+ >>634914131
999
+ Yes, actually.
1000
+ --- 634914235
1001
+ >>634914186
1002
+ what evidence? What information are you capable of reporting? Unless there is proof in game or the lodestone, square has nothing.
1003
+ --- 634914237
1004
+ >>634914085
1005
+ My favorite thing about FFXIV devs is that every single attempt on the part of the playerbase to get them to understand the problems with their netcode (such as re-applying your animation lock after your client receiving a response from the server) has been met with Yoshida being like "huh???" and not understanding the issue at all.
1006
+ --- 634914259
1007
+ >>634914231
1008
+ I don't believe you.
1009
+ --- 634914334
1010
+ >>634914131
1011
+ I don't actually have direct familiarity with the tool because I live close to the datacenters of my region, so I've never used it.
1012
+ What I find embarrassing is the fact that so many people are using what amounts to a cheating program, just to get the game to work as intended, because the tonedeaf devs refuse to fix their shitty animation lock code.
1013
+ --- 634914339
1014
+ bluemage is the only fun class in this clown game.
1015
+ --- 634914362
1016
+ >>634913889
1017
+ Pretty much this.
1018
+ Lonely, fat and depressed american burgers are shit at video games anyway so all they do is modbeast and afk in between beating their meat. They dont care that the game is pure dogshit now because they are not ene playing it.
1019
+ --- 634914418
1020
+ >>634914237
1021
+ At least feigning ignorance until a fix is out is better than Harada calling Tekken fans retards because he’s too stuck in his ways to add proper rollback.
1022
+ --- 634914507
1023
+ >>634914418
1024
+ >feigning
1025
+ --- 634914549
1026
+ >>634914259
1027
+ The game actively slows you down/eats your inputs depending on your latency. It has nothing to do with the latency its self (that only affects things the game does to you, not the other way around). While it would be perfectly capable of accepting all your inputs regardless of latency, it literally says "Nope, your latency is X, I can't accept this right now". So what Alex and NoClippy do is telling the game "My latency is really low!" and XIV is "Oh cool, go ahead then." It is very literally what WoW has been using since the beginning.
1028
+
1029
+ So all it does is resolve a literal artificial slowdown the game imposes on you the further you are away from the server.
1030
+ --- 634914573
1031
+ >>634914507
1032
+ Touché.
1033
+ Maybe they just don’t care. I don’t live in the boondocks so I’ve not really experienced these issues so I wouldn’t know how severe they are.
1034
+ --- 634914593
1035
+ >>634913952
1036
+ --- 634914596
1037
+ >>634914418
1038
+ >until a fix is out
1039
+ Not gonna happen. Requires engine rework as it changes how the game plays and how client server interact. Give up on that thought. If they keep kicking the can down the road for the glam system instead of redesigning it, there is no way in hell something like that which is far more complex will happen.
1040
+ --- 634914638
1041
+ >>634914573
1042
+ I don't give a fuck what Yoshida has to say on the matter. There is no way this game is lasting another decade.
1043
+ --- 634914687
1044
+ >>634914638
1045
+ oops
1046
+ >>634914596
1047
+ --- 634914694
1048
+ >>634914593
1049
+ That is due to the very slow server ticks tho. WoW refreshes really fast while XIV has this weirdly slow update pattern. I'd guess it is due to either cost saving on servers or some console shit. Or maybe a relic from the 1.0 days.
1050
+ --- 634915362
1051
+ >>634914694
1052
+ it feels like shit, especially with enemy cast times forcing you to pop CDs way too early
1053
+ also WoW's tab targeting is godly compared to this one
1054
+ --- 634915421
1055
+ >>634910165
1056
+ Quina's blue magic blew.
1057
+ --- 634915490
1058
+ >>634914206
1059
+ the ones who aren't horny degens are just annoying as shit instead
1060
+ --- 634915761
1061
+ >>634915362
1062
+ >also WoW's tab targeting is godly compared to this one
1063
+ This is undeniable. I have no idea why XIV's TAB targeting sucks so fucking much, it literally kills me all the time in pvp.
1064
+ --- 634915870
1065
+ >>634915761
1066
+ it can get "moderately" better by fiddling with the targeting controls but yeah its almost complete unrepentant garbage.
1067
+ --- 634915908
1068
+ >>634915761
1069
+ Sometimes I'll be trying to dot everything in a dungeon, 3-4 ads at most and it just won't target the third one, opting to cycle between what I've already dotted. It's actually baffling that I have to manually click it, drives me fucking nuts
1070
+ and yeah PvP is horseshit, I'll be in front of a WHM at 20% and it'll target anything but that guy, until he heals back to full that is
1071
+ --- 634915951
1072
+ >>634915761
1073
+ >>634915362
1074
+ There are some options in the setup to handle the tab targeting, but yeah it feels weird.
1075
+ --- 634915978
1076
+ >>634915761
1077
+ Didn't WoW update its tab tagetting to be worse at some point? Maybe like in Legion or something? I remember finding it to be completely intuitive in how it cycles through nearby enemies and then at some point it just started acting all retarded targetting shit behind you and shit you're not even in combat with.
1078
+ --- 634916020
1079
+ >>634914001
1080
+ You cna have 100 different mods that affect the same item installed because you can set every single one to work only on specific character or or race
1081
+ --- 634916021
1082
+ >>634915951
1083
+ I am using Cone as type 1 was an horror beyond my comprehension
1084
+ unless there's more I can do?
1085
+ --- 634916204
1086
+ >>634916021
1087
+ That is as good as it gets, I am afraid..
1088
+ --- 634916327
1089
+ >>634914001
1090
+ Mare creates a unique profile for each player and assigns it, which is why even if you have the same item replaced with a different thing, each player will see the proper replacement instead of the same thing.
1091
+ --- 634916371
1092
+ >>634907102
1093
+ Is this femra taken?
1094
+ --- 634916391
1095
+ >>634916020
1096
+ you dont even need mare for that, you only need to make a personal penumbra category for yourself.
1097
+ --- 634916429
1098
+ >>634914593
1099
+ Oh yeah it's absolutely undeniable that WoW's movement mogs any mmo in existence. No other mmo ever had felt as good to control the character in.
1100
+ --- 634916432
1101
+ >>634916204
1102
+ --- 634916748
1103
+ >>634916391
1104
+ Exactly an mare plugin uses penumbra category thing to sync other people's mods only with their characters so there are no conflicts like this at least
1105
+ --- 634916894
1106
+ >>634912479
1107
+ She is cool. I hope we keep her and Estinien for 7.0.
1108
+ --- 634917056
1109
+ >>634916894
1110
+ They and WoL will be locked up in eorzean jail for causing a calamity. 7.0 will start with a prison break by the Scions that didn't participate.
1111
+ --- 634917095
1112
+ >>634917056
1113
+ >Everyone who finished 6.55 is locked in mordion gaol until the expac drops
1114
+ --- 634917109
1115
+ >>634917056
1116
+ >a retread of heavensward after an entire 30 minute cutscene of the world coming together to collectively suck your dick
1117
+ absolutely not going to happen but ok.
1118
+ --- 634917190
1119
+ >imgur is dying
1120
+ >all those ffxiv smut albuns gone to the dust
1121
+ DEAD GAME DEAD GAME
1122
+ --- 634917192
1123
+ >>634917109
1124
+ A retread of the end of ARR sounds absolutely on brand for the start of a new storyline. Just have the city leaders be all like "We don't want to do this but the victims of the calamity demand we do something even worse."
1125
+ --- 634917261
1126
+ >>634915951
1127
+ The most important by far is actually binding "target nearest target" because by default it is not bound.
1128
+ --- 634917357
1129
+ >>634872000 (OP)
1130
+ BLM is for Warp and Warp II, you're better off subbing red mage for the MP efficiency or ninja for the utility of utsusemi.
1131
+ --- 634917818
1132
+ >>634917056
1133
+ The only thing I could see happen is that WoL, Y'shtola and Estinien are getting locked into the Void or something and they will make a time skip. Would also be the point where new players would join since the 100% will give people the option to skip ARR to EW starting with 7.0.
1134
+ --- 634918364
1135
+ >>634913790
1136
+ i already have 5 clears, if anything it's way too easy. Once we get i635 dungeon gear the fight will get absolutely smashed since the only remotely difficult thing about it is the dps check
1137
+ --- 634918423
1138
+ >>634917818
1139
+ I wonder if Varshahn going through that too would mean Vrtra's body in the Source just stands completely still and unreactive for a couple of years until we return (cause if they do go with the timeskip, I don't think they'll go any longer than that, or else too much stuff would have to change and every other Scion would get fucked over).
1140
+ --- 634918795
1141
+ >>634917818
1142
+ >time skips
1143
+ >they pull an avatar and XIV Fantasy is basically modern world now
1144
+ >NPCs are driving cars, wearing blue jeans and shirts
1145
+ >"We have seen that modern clothing was most popular with players, so we adjusted."
1146
+ --- 634918839
1147
+ >>634918795
1148
+ --- 634919252
1149
+ >>634918795
1150
+ Finally I can unsub for good.
1151
+ --- 634920097
1152
+ I did not expect so many alexander raids, jesus
1153
+ --- 634920551
1154
+ the gold saucer would be a great thing to do while sitting in queue
1155
+ too bad this game is fucking STUPID
1156
+ --- 634922653
1157
+ >>634920551
1158
+ its a great place to craft though
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70
  F
71
- --- 634876432
72
- >ZOMGGGG LE HECKIN EPIC TRIFORCE MEME OLDFAGS WONNNN
73
  --- 634876436
74
 
75
  ▲ ▲
@@ -122,8 +120,6 @@ superior Egyptian technology.
122
  --- 634876951
123
  NI▲GG
124
  ▲ER▲
125
- --- 634876960
126
- >HWNBAG
127
  --- 634876998
128
  ▲ All ▲ I ▲ have ▲ actually ▲ gained ▲ from ▲ this ▲ is ▲ the ▲ ability ▲ to ▲ create ▲ triangles▲
129
  --- 634877103
@@ -297,3 +293,1196 @@ this is bullshit
297
  >>634874912
298
 
299
  ▲▲
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
68
  FFFFF
69
  F
70
  F
 
 
71
  --- 634876436
72
 
73
  ▲ ▲
 
120
  --- 634876951
121
  NI▲GG
122
  ▲ER▲
 
 
123
  --- 634876998
124
  ▲ All ▲ I ▲ have ▲ actually ▲ gained ▲ from ▲ this ▲ is ▲ the ▲ ability ▲ to ▲ create ▲ triangles▲
125
  --- 634877103
 
293
  >>634874912
294
 
295
  ▲▲
296
+ --- 634885151
297
+ >>634874912
298
+ this USED to work
299
+ I don't know how it works now, though I once heard that if you really know what you're doing, you can do it on a phone
300
+ All I can do now is
301
+ >▲
302
+ ▲ ▲
303
+ --- 634885224
304
+ >>634876951
305
+ a daring synthesis
306
+ --- 634885308
307
+ >>634879248
308
+ I kneel
309
+ --- 634885391
310
+
311
+ ▲ ▲
312
+ --- 634885467
313
+ >>634879842
314
+ ᲼▲᲼▲
315
+ ᲼᲼▲
316
+ --- 634885684
317
+ >>634875028
318
+
319
+ ▲▲
320
+ --- 634885763
321
+
322
+ ▲▲
323
+ --- 634885770
324
+ Triangle
325
+ Triangle Triangle
326
+ --- 634885872
327
+ >>634885151
328
+ It doesn't work anymore. What that does is insert a non-breaking space, which old 4chan didn't filter. Modern 4chan filters almost the entirety of non-printables and weird unicode.
329
+ --- 634885927
330
+ >>634874672 (OP)
331
+
332
+ ▲ ▲
333
+ --- 634886115
334
+ >>634874815
335
+ >add blacked watermark
336
+ >remove black artists credit
337
+ ironic coming from a jew
338
+ --- 634886224
339
+ .
340
+
341
+ ▲▲
342
+ --- 634888525
343
+ >>634876951
344
+ NI▲ER
345
+ ▲GG▲
346
+ --- 634889343
347
+
348
+ ▲ ▲
349
+ --- 634889371
350
+ >>634874912
351
+
352
+ ▲▲
353
+ --- 634889547
354
+ >>634874815
355
+ >spade edit
356
+ kys cuckfaggot
357
+ >verification not required
358
+ --- 634889723
359
+ >literally not a single person in this thread has actually triforced
360
+ is it actually impossible now? or does nobody know how to do it?
361
+ --- 634889745
362
+ So many newfags here.
363
+ --- 634889803
364
+ _▲
365
+ < . >
366
+ --- 634889823
367
+ ˢˢ▲
368
+ ▲™▲
369
+ --- 634889954
370
+ >>634874912
371
+
372
+ ▲▲
373
+ --- 634889986
374
+ bros....
375
+ --- 634890010
376
+
377
+ ▲▲
378
+ --- 634890038
379
+ >>634889986
380
+ Why do the jews have to ruin everything?
381
+ --- 634890048
382
+ ß▲
383
+ ▲ß▲
384
+ --- 634890052
385
+ >>634878187
386
+ what the fuck
387
+ --- 634890064
388
+ ᲼▲
389
+ ▲▲
390
+ --- 634890096
391
+ >>634874912
392
+
393
+ ▲▲
394
+ --- 634890103
395
+ ..▲
396
+ ▲▲
397
+ --- 634890117
398
+ >>634890064
399
+ HE DID IT
400
+ --- 634890128
401
+ >>634878187
402
+ > ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
403
+ >̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
404
+ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
405
+ --- 634890140
406
+ you guys are disgusting
407
+ ᲼▲
408
+ ▲▲
409
+ --- 634890159
410
+ >>634874912
411
+
412
+ ▲▲
413
+ --- 634890184
414
+ >>634874912
415
+
416
+ ▲ ▲
417
+ --- 634890286
418
+
419
+ ▲▲
420
+ --- 634890291
421
+
422
+ ▲▲
423
+ I do not understand
424
+ --- 634890293
425
+ ᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼> ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
426
+ ᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
427
+
428
+ >̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
429
+ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
430
+ --- 634890296
431
+
432
+ ▲▲
433
+ --- 634890361
434
+ >>634890293
435
+ now make it all green
436
+ --- 634890415
437
+ leaks where
438
+ --- 634890476
439
+ ᲼▲
440
+ ▲▲
441
+ --- 634890552
442
+ >>634874815
443
+ here's the original image
444
+ don't download the shitty edit version some random pajeet made
445
+ --- 634890584
446
+
447
+ ▲▲
448
+ If this don't work I quit
449
+ --- 634890606
450
+ Have you heard of the QUADFORCE?
451
+ ▲▲
452
+ ▲▲
453
+ --- 634890643
454
+ ▲▲
455
+
456
+ --- 634890701
457
+
458
+ ▲▲
459
+ --- 634890719
460
+ >>634890606
461
+ not appealing
462
+ --- 634890748
463
+ >>634874912
464
+
465
+ ▲▲
466
+ --- 634890783
467
+ >>634890140
468
+ >inspect element to see how it's done
469
+ >it works
470
+ finally after 13 years i can do it
471
+ >>634890476
472
+ --- 634890812
473
+ Trump won
474
+ --- 634890850
475
+ __▲__
476
+ _▲▲_
477
+ --- 634890872
478
+
479
+ ▲▲
480
+ --- 634890879
481
+ >>634890812
482
+ everyone knows
483
+ --- 634890883
484
+
485
+ ▲▲
486
+ --- 634890953
487
+ >>634890812
488
+ he's going to jail though
489
+ --- 634891027
490
+
491
+ ▲▲
492
+ --- 634891053
493
+ >>634874912
494
+
495
+ ▲▲
496
+ --- 634891086
497
+ >>634890953
498
+ >though
499
+ --- 634891193
500
+
501
+ ▲▲
502
+ --- 634891327
503
+ >>634874912
504
+ --- 634891375
505
+ >>634879842
506
+ ᲼▲
507
+ ▲▲
508
+ --- 634891398
509
+ Here is how you triforce▲
510
+ There is a triforce here▲▲
511
+ --- 634891495
512
+ > ▲
513
+ >▲ ▲
514
+ --- 634891536
515
+ ▲▲▼▼◀►◀►BA
516
+ --- 634891565
517
+
518
+ ▲▲
519
+ --- 634891702
520
+ >>634890140
521
+ ᲼▲
522
+ ▲▲
523
+ --- 634891743
524
+
525
+ ▲▲
526
+ --- 634891840
527
+ >>634891757
528
+ you can do it!!
529
+ --- 634891878
530
+ ᲼>>634891743
531
+ ᲼▲
532
+ ▲▲
533
+ --- 634891889
534
+ >>634889803
535
+ Nice hat.
536
+ --- 634891898
537
+ /\
538
+ /\/\
539
+ --- 634891948
540
+
541
+ ◢◣
542
+ --- 634891979
543
+ Type TRI then mark it and press CTRL+ALT+F. It should turn into gobbledygook but once you post it eill be triforce
544
+ --- 634892095
545
+ >you should be able to solve this
546
+ i hope i can
547
+
548
+
549
+ ▲▲
550
+ --- 634892151
551
+ >>634891979
552
+ Where is the ctrl or alt button?
553
+ --- 634892294
554
+ >>634874912
555
+
556
+ ▲ ▲
557
+ --- 634892328
558
+ ►.........▲.........◀
559
+ ►........▲▲.......◀
560
+ --- 634892451
561
+ >>634892151
562
+ dumb itard. You need a computer to do that. Maybe you could buy a keyboard and connect it to your phone, but phones dont have ctrl or alt. Zoomers are really ruining civilization.
563
+
564
+ the joke being there are young adults who don't know this
565
+ --- 634892519
566
+ >>634891889
567
+ Damn he's got a long dick
568
+ --- 634892583
569
+ >>634889723
570
+ Invisible characters don't display, that's why every "successful" one has something visible
571
+ --- 634892601
572
+ >>634890128
573
+ what the fuck is that
574
+ --- 634892650
575
+ √36=6
576
+ √0=0
577
+ √(-1)=i
578
+
579
+ √▲=x
580
+ x=?
581
+ --- 634892759
582
+ ̸͔͍̞̟̜̱̰͓͔̼̘͋̈́͌͂̑̔͜ ̸̢̨͇͔̱̼̮̖̻̓̒̀͑̾́̀̇̑͘͘▲̶̨̢̫̤͔̝̝̖͖͈͖͔̠̀̀̃̾͛̈̒͒̀̀̈́̇͝ͅ
583
+ ̶̨͖͕̳̩͉̰͉̦̪͚̙̎̍̉̂͑̑̂̌̈́́̚͝ͅ▲̷̡͔̜̜͚̦͎͐̊̍͑̀̇̆̀▲̴̨̫̟̭̖̘̹̜̻̹̺̝̃̀̉̿͗̔̽͆͒̀̽̆̚
584
+ --- 634892931
585
+ >>634890140
586
+ >>634890476
587
+ ᲼▲
588
+ ▲▲
589
+ --- 634892932
590
+ >>634892759
591
+ Corrupted Triforce!
592
+ --- 634892975
593
+
594
+ ▲ ▲
595
+ --- 634892987
596
+ >>634892601
597
+ >first time witnessing the triforce summoning ritual
598
+ pfff.. newfags
599
+ --- 634893009
600
+ >>634892931
601
+ --- 634893340
602
+ >>634878187
603
+ stop crossing the timelines this instant
604
+ --- 634893450
605
+ >>634879842
606
+ >᲼▲
607
+ >▲▲
608
+ --- 634893624
609
+ >>634893009
610
+ ᲼▲
611
+ ▲▲
612
+ --- 634893749
613
+ >>634874912
614
+ >Step 1: Put on NumLock
615
+ >mfw when TKL fag
616
+ --- 634893893
617
+
618
+ ▲▲
619
+ --- 634893909
620
+
621
+ ▲▲
622
+ --- 634893923
623
+ >>634892987
624
+ >that filename
625
+ LONG LIVE THE OLDFAG
626
+ --- 634893978
627
+ >>634893624
628
+ ᲼▲
629
+ ▲▲
630
+ --- 634894013
631
+
632
+ ▲ ▲
633
+ --- 634894170
634
+
635
+ ▲▲
636
+ --- 634894176
637
+ any TOLK edits of link fusing a newfag triforce and holding it up triumphantly?
638
+ --- 634894179
639
+ >>634874672 (OP)
640
+ however, you lack commitment
641
+ --- 634894263
642
+ >>634874672 (OP)
643
+ &nbsp
644
+ --- 634894518
645
+ >>634874672 (OP)
646
+
647
+ ▲▲
648
+ --- 634894827
649
+ >>634874912
650
+ --- 634894902
651
+ >>634893923
652
+ --- 634895062
653
+ .̴̥̯͈͋̃̈́ ̷̟̞̈͜ͅ▲̶̨̠̫̤̇̒̃
654
+ ̶͍̈́͝▲̷͌͜ ̴̛̘̼̀͠ͅ▲̴̟̉̈ͅ
655
+ --- 634895123
656
+ >>634895062
657
+ BOYS WE'RE GETTING CLOSE
658
+ --- 634895405
659
+ >>634874912
660
+
661
+ ▲▲
662
+ --- 634896129
663
+ >>634875039
664
+ IT'S TOO LATE ANON. THIS IS MY FINAL MESSAGE. GOODBY
665
+ --- 634896227
666
+ ▲▲▲
667
+ --- 634896240
668
+ >>634888525
669
+ niergg?
670
+ --- 634896283
671
+ >>634894902
672
+ Damnnn
673
+ --- 634896285
674
+ >>634896227
675
+ One more time
676
+
677
+ ASSEMBLE:
678
+
679
+ ▲▲ ▲
680
+ --- 634896336
681
+ ..▲
682
+ ▲▲
683
+ --- 634896392
684
+ >>634874912
685
+
686
+ ▲▲
687
+ --- 634896447
688
+ >>634896336
689
+ cheater.
690
+ --- 634896845
691
+ ᲼▲
692
+ ▲▲
693
+ --- 634896960
694
+ Can a mod, please, call Hiro and ask him to bring the triforce back?
695
+ --- 634897192
696
+ ᲼▲
697
+ ▲▲
698
+ --- 634897221
699
+ >>634895062
700
+ Link...something is wrong...
701
+ --- 634897289
702
+ >>634874672 (OP)
703
+
704
+ ▲▲
705
+ --- 634897326
706
+ ᲼▲
707
+ ▲▲
708
+ --- 634897386
709
+ I copied one like nine years ago and have had it saved in a notepad ever since...
710
+
711
+ ▲▲
712
+ It's a little old and deformed now
713
+ --- 634897426
714
+ o
715
+ --- 634897503
716
+ >>634882128
717
+ He’s an open christian and the idea of sincerely believing in something beyond immediate pleasure through things like sex, coom, internet validation, gender identity or le heckin dank w33d scares their irony-poisoned brains
718
+ He mourned Byuu (who’s not actually dead btw) so they cant even immediately smear him as a homophobic bigot like they did with Chris Pratt
719
+ --- 634897520
720
+ ᲼▲
721
+ ▲▲
722
+ test
723
+ --- 634897532
724
+
725
+ ▲ ▲
726
+ --- 634897612
727
+ DESU DESU
728
+ DESU ......... DESU
729
+ DESU .............. DESU
730
+ DESU .............. DESU
731
+ DESU .............. DESU
732
+ DESU ......... DESU
733
+ DESU DESU
734
+
735
+ DESU DESU DESU
736
+ DESU
737
+ DESU
738
+ DESU DESU
739
+ DESU
740
+ DESU
741
+ DESU DESU DESU
742
+
743
+ ... DESU DESU
744
+ DESU
745
+ DESU
746
+ ....... DESU
747
+ ............... DESU
748
+ ............... DESU
749
+ DESU DESU
750
+
751
+ DESU ........ DESU
752
+ DESU ........ DESU
753
+ DESU ........ DESU
754
+ DESU ........ DESU
755
+ DESU ........ DESU
756
+ .... DESU DESU
757
+ --- 634897738
758
+ >>634897520
759
+ why this character "᲼" looks like this to me
760
+ --- 634897769
761
+ >>634897612
762
+
763
+ --- 634897813
764
+ >>634897738
765
+ I get that too. Either a Firefox thing or a JPN language thing.
766
+ --- 634897880
767
+ ᲼▲
768
+ ▲▲
769
+ finally i'm not a newfag anymore
770
+ --- 634897905
771
+ >>634874912
772
+
773
+ ▲▲
774
+ --- 634897947
775
+
776
+ --- 634897979
777
+ ᲼▲
778
+ ▲▲
779
+ --- 634898021
780
+ Since mods got rid of the invisible unicode character you can no longer triforce or blankpost.
781
+ God I fucking despise them.
782
+ --- 634898053
783
+ >>634898021
784
+ why to?
785
+ --- 634898104
786
+ >>634874912
787
+ ᲼▲
788
+ ▲▲
789
+ --- 634898159
790
+ >>634898021
791
+ ᲼▲
792
+ ▲▲
793
+ --- 634898190
794
+ >>634874672 (OP)
795
+ ------------
796
+ ----▲-----
797
+ ---▲▲---
798
+ ------------
799
+ --- 634898378
800
+
801
+ ▲▲
802
+ --- 634898392
803
+ >>634878187
804
+ um... bros what is this
805
+ --- 634898449
806
+ >>634874912
807
+ %
808
+ % %
809
+ --- 634898558
810
+ >>634874912
811
+ %
812
+ %%
813
+ --- 634898564
814
+ > ▲
815
+ ▲▲
816
+ --- 634900513
817
+ >>634874672 (OP)
818
+
819
+
820
+ ▲▲
821
+ --- 634900953
822
+ ᲼▲
823
+ ▲▲
824
+ --- 634901095
825
+ >been here since 04
826
+ >don't know how to tri force
827
+ Nobody taught me bros, and at this point its too late to ask..
828
+ --- 634901309
829
+ ᲼▲
830
+ ▲▲
831
+ --- 634901345
832
+ ᲼▲
833
+ ▲▲
834
+ --- 634901347
835
+ >>634901095
836
+ I cheat using inspect element and just copy the spaces that someone who can actually triforce uses.
837
+ I'm just spoonfeeding because I don't deserve to succeed.
838
+ ᲼▲
839
+ ▲▲
840
+ --- 634901380
841
+ >>634901309
842
+ Okay, but that was with copying and pasting. Question is, what the fuck character was that.?
843
+ --- 634901415
844
+ Alt something alt something
845
+ Alt something
846
+ Blow me
847
+ --- 634901421
848
+ >>634901347
849
+ >I cheat
850
+ >still gets it wrong
851
+ --- 634901585
852
+ >>634878187>>634890128
853
+ Niggers fucking stop, do you want the time police on us????
854
+ --- 634901627
855
+ >>634898021
856
+
857
+ --- 634901630
858
+ >>634878187
859
+ Why is my cpu making weird sounds?
860
+ --- 634901658
861
+ tr▲iforce
862
+ ▲ ▲
863
+ --- 634901660
864
+ ᲻▲
865
+ ▲▲
866
+ --- 634901765
867
+ >>634896240
868
+ newegg
869
+ --- 634901780
870
+ >>634874912
871
+ ÿÿ
872
+ ÿ
873
+ --- 634901815
874
+
875
+ --- 634901836
876
+ >>634901660
877
+ >>634901380
878
+ Okay, I've found what this character is, sort of, but I can't seem to type it.
879
+ --- 634901913
880
+ >>634874672 (OP)
881
+
882
+
883
+
884
+ OH GOD MY TRIANGLES ARE THE WRONG WAY HELP
885
+ --- 634901939
886
+ >>634897738
887
+ You got tofu’d
888
+ Get a better font
889
+ --- 634901982
890
+ >>634898392
891
+ Unicode abuse
892
+ --- 634901993
893
+ >>634897738
894
+ only figured it out because of this anon
895
+ --- 634902007
896
+
897
+ ▲ ▲
898
+ --- 634902079
899
+ >>634893624
900
+ --- 634902193
901
+ >>634893923
902
+ >>634896283
903
+ >tfw older than 99% of /v/
904
+ >still a newfag because I started posting in 2012
905
+ --- 634902202
906
+
907
+ ▲▲
908
+ --- 634902228
909
+ >>634874912
910
+
911
+ z
912
+ --- 634902256
913
+
914
+ ▲ ▲
915
+ --- 634902319
916
+
917
+ ▲ ▲
918
+ --- 634902346
919
+ I'm getting close
920
+
921
+ ▲▲
922
+ --- 634902395
923
+ >>634874912
924
+
925
+ ▲▲
926
+ --- 634902406
927
+ >>634902346
928
+
929
+ ▲▲
930
+ --- 634902424
931
+ .
932
+
933
+ ▲ ▲
934
+ --- 634902430
935
+ >>634874672 (OP)
936
+ easy
937
+ --- 634902465
938
+ >>634902406
939
+ ᲻▲
940
+ ▲▲
941
+ --- 634902471
942
+ >>634874912
943
+
944
+ ∆ ∆
945
+ --- 634902557
946
+
947
+ ▲▲
948
+ --- 634902646
949
+ >>634902557
950
+ --- 634902714
951
+ >>634902465
952
+ Okay, I had to use wordpad for that, but I didn't have to copy from anywhere, so I'm counting that as a complete win.
953
+ --- 634902937
954
+ >>634902714
955
+ >completely fails
956
+ >claims to "do it right anyway"
957
+ >posts a homosexual man
958
+ the ABSOLUTE STATE of faggots
959
+ --- 634902941
960
+ >>634874912
961
+
962
+ ▲▲
963
+ --- 634902997
964
+ >>634902430
965
+
966
+ ▲ ▲
967
+ ▲ I ▲
968
+ ▲ ▲
969
+ ▲ /v/ ▲
970
+ ▲ ▲ ▲
971
+ ▲ ▲▲ ▲
972
+ ▲ ▲
973
+
974
+ --- 634903086
975
+ >>634875028
976
+
977
+ ▲▲> ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
978
+ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
979
+
980
+ >̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
981
+ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
982
+ > ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
983
+ --- 634903164
984
+ >>634902465
985
+ --- 634903254
986
+ >>634902465
987
+ --- 634903302
988
+ >>634874672 (OP)
989
+
990
+ ▲▲
991
+ --- 634903376
992
+ >>634893009
993
+ ᲼▲
994
+ ▲▲
995
+ --- 634903487
996
+
997
+ ▲▲
998
+ --- 634903490
999
+ >>634874672 (OP)
1000
+ heh
1001
+
1002
+ ▲▲
1003
+ --- 634903553
1004
+ ᲼▲
1005
+ ᲼▲᲼▲
1006
+ --- 634903568
1007
+ >>634874912
1008
+ newfags have no numlock
1009
+ --- 634903572
1010
+ 0▲
1011
+ ▲▲
1012
+ --- 634903573
1013
+ >>634874672 (OP)
1014
+
1015
+ ▲▲
1016
+ --- 634903627
1017
+ >>634874912
1018
+ instructions unclear, pissed on curtain
1019
+ on an unrelated note, how do you remove piss from a curtain
1020
+ --- 634903654
1021
+ _▲_
1022
+ /▲▲\
1023
+ --- 634903746
1024
+ >>634903627
1025
+ Burn it
1026
+ --- 634904025
1027
+ Someone would've actually posted it right by now, not everyone would show they're a newfag otherwise. Judging by >>634897738 and >>634898021 I wonder if it is even POSSIBLE to triforce at all now.
1028
+ --- 634904083
1029
+ >>634904025
1030
+ it's notpossible any more
1031
+ --- 634904736
1032
+ >>634882128
1033
+ >>634897503
1034
+ I remember that the narrative last month was that Terminalmontage was a tranny cocksucker and that the christian kirby shit was fedora circlejerking and that he is pro BLM because he backtracked on the black yoshi joke
1035
+ --- 634904737
1036
+ >>634903164
1037
+ Overanimated.
1038
+ --- 634904894
1039
+ I'm shedding tears
1040
+ These flashbacks to 2009 are flooding my mind with so many good memories
1041
+ Thank you for this thread I needed this
1042
+ --- 634906120
1043
+ >>634901380
1044
+ https://util.unicode.org/UnicodeJsps/character.jsp?a=1CBC
1045
+ it's in among georgian letters, but it's not used
1046
+ --- 634907520
1047
+
1048
+ ▲ ▲
1049
+ --- 634908727
1050
+
1051
+ --- 634909026
1052
+ LOL REKT BY MOBILE FAG
1053
+
1054
+ #..▲..#
1055
+ ..▲.▲..
1056
+ --- 634909208
1057
+ ᲻▲
1058
+ ▲▲
1059
+ --- 634909484
1060
+ >>634890064
1061
+ >c▲
1062
+ >▲▲
1063
+ --- 634909525
1064
+
1065
+ ▲▲
1066
+ --- 634909540
1067
+
1068
+ --- 634909996
1069
+ >>634879248
1070
+ first
1071
+
1072
+ ▲▲
1073
+ --- 634910027
1074
+
1075
+ ▲▲
1076
+ --- 634910157
1077
+ >>634878187
1078
+ .Anonymous
1079
+ 04/22/23(Sat)01:11:47 No.634878187
1080
+ > ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
1081
+ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
1082
+
1083
+ >̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
1084
+ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊
1085
+ --- 634910168
1086
+ >>634874672 (OP)
1087
+ --- 634910471
1088
+ ᲼▲
1089
+ ▲▲
1090
+ --- 634910518
1091
+ >>634878187
1092
+ >has interdimensional posting powers
1093
+ >still can't triforce
1094
+ Embarrassing!
1095
+ --- 634910570
1096
+ Γ
1097
+ --- 634910635
1098
+ ○◘•4
1099
+ --- 634910654
1100
+
1101
+ ▼ Elevator Force
1102
+ --- 634910724
1103
+
1104
+
1105
+ ▲ ▲
1106
+ --- 634910739
1107
+ ±bTÉΓz3Ç3Ç3384
1108
+ --- 634910785
1109
+ /\ \n/\/\
1110
+ --- 634910832
1111
+ /\
1112
+ /__\
1113
+ --- 634910990
1114
+
1115
+ ▲▲
1116
+ --- 634911042
1117
+ >>634910990
1118
+
1119
+
1120
+ ▲▲
1121
+ --- 634911123
1122
+ ▼▼
1123
+
1124
+ --- 634911163
1125
+ Were dubs and other repeating numbers always absent from /v/?
1126
+ --- 634911264
1127
+ >>634874912
1128
+
1129
+ ►►
1130
+ --- 634911384
1131
+
1132
+ ▲▲
1133
+
1134
+
1135
+ ▲▲
1136
+ --- 634911464
1137
+ >>634890128
1138
+ Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat)04:50:54 No.634890128>>634892601 >>634901585
1139
+ >>634878187
1140
+ > ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
1141
+ >̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
1142
+ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
1143
+ > ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
1144
+ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
1145
+
1146
+ >̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
1147
+ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
1148
+ --- 634911524
1149
+ >>634878187
1150
+ what the actual fuck? and i've been here since moot invited me
1151
+ --- 634911550
1152
+ >>634874912
1153
+
1154
+ ▲▲
1155
+ --- 634912191
1156
+ >>634874912
1157
+ Do not do this it creates cyanide
1158
+ --- 634912312
1159
+ >>634874912
1160
+ ◘••ìì▲▲▲
1161
+ ▲▲
1162
+ --- 634912365
1163
+ >>634874912
1164
+ I've been on this website for pver a decade amd mever new how to do that
1165
+ --- 634912446
1166
+ >>634874912
1167
+
1168
+ J1▲
1169
+ --- 634912531
1170
+ >>634878187
1171
+ >>634890128
1172
+ >>634910157
1173
+ >>634911464
1174
+ --- 634912657
1175
+ >>634874912
1176
+
1177
+ ▲▲
1178
+ --- 634912687
1179
+
1180
+ ▲ ▲
1181
+ --- 634912839
1182
+ >>634874912
1183
+ ÿÿ
1184
+ ÿ
1185
+ --- 634912938
1186
+ >>634874672 (OP)
1187
+ ..▲
1188
+ ▲▲
1189
+ --- 634912980
1190
+ fuck triforce, we emoticon now
1191
+ win key + period
1192
+ --- 634913036
1193
+ (゚ヮ゚)
1194
+ --- 634913156
1195
+
1196
+ ▲▲
1197
+ --- 634913305
1198
+ >>634874912
1199
+
1200
+ ▲▲
1201
+ --- 634913467
1202
+
1203
+ ▲ ▲
1204
+ --- 634913508
1205
+ >>634874912
1206
+
1207
+ ▲▲
1208
+ suck my cock
1209
+ --- 634913537
1210
+ >>634912980
1211
+ (゚ヮ゚) boskeletonrp
1212
+ --- 634913769
1213
+ >>634913537
1214
+ Beep
1215
+ --- 634913928
1216
+ >>634874912
1217
+ >>634913508
1218
+
1219
+ ▲▲
1220
+ now truly suck my cock and gargle on the cum
1221
+ --- 634913929
1222
+ > ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
1223
+ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
1224
+
1225
+ >̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
1226
+ > ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
1227
+ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊
1228
+ --- 634913976
1229
+
1230
+ ▲ ▲
1231
+ --- 634914058
1232
+
1233
+ ▲ ▲
1234
+ fuck you gookmoot bring my triforce back
1235
+ --- 634914064
1236
+
1237
+ ▲ ▲
1238
+ --- 634914181
1239
+
1240
+ ▲ ▲
1241
+ test
1242
+ --- 634914561
1243
+ >>634874672 (OP)
1244
+ ᲼▲
1245
+ ▲ ▲
1246
+ --- 634914726
1247
+ Let's see...
1248
+ ᲼▲᲼
1249
+ ▲ ▲
1250
+ --- 634914764
1251
+ Simpler times.
1252
+ --- 634914832
1253
+ >>634914726
1254
+ Hmmm...
1255
+
1256
+ ▲▲
1257
+ --- 634914872
1258
+ >>634914726
1259
+ >>634914832
1260
+ Fuck it last attempt.
1261
+
1262
+ ▲ ▲
1263
+ --- 634914898
1264
+
1265
+
1266
+ --- 634914989
1267
+ >>634891086
1268
+ Dumb mexican
1269
+ --- 634915047
1270
+ ᲼▲
1271
+ ▲▲
1272
+ --- 634915082
1273
+ >>634902193
1274
+ >2012
1275
+ Same. Lost my old reaction folder twice though
1276
+ --- 634915094
1277
+
1278
+ ▲ ▲
1279
+ I swear once I figure it out Im gonna spam the instructions all over this fucking website
1280
+ --- 634915156
1281
+ ᲼▲
1282
+ ▲ ▲
1283
+ --- 634915234
1284
+ >>634874912
1285
+ It stopped working like 6 years ago
1286
+ --- 634915243
1287
+ ?▲
1288
+ --- 634915247
1289
+ >>634874672 (OP)
1290
+ I legitimately can't triforce when I hit the codes needed for the triangle and empty space, is it because im on JP Localization??
1291
+ --- 634915309
1292
+ >>634915234
1293
+ THEN FUCKING JUST WRITE HOW DO YOU DO IT>>634915156
1294
+ >04/22/23(Sat)12:10:18 No.
1295
+ --- 634915361
1296
+ ancientfag here
1297
+ anyone else ever get it one time and never again?
1298
+ https://zerocrates.ytmnd.com/
1299
+ --- 634915441
1300
+ ᲼▲
1301
+ ▲▲
1302
+ --- 634915485
1303
+ >>634914764
1304
+ I wonder if that trick still works on windows 10/11
1305
+ --- 634915534
1306
+ >>634915485
1307
+ not unless you admin+
1308
+ --- 634915680
1309
+ ᲼▲
1310
+ ▲ ▲
1311
+ I finally can fucking triforce, and Im a fucking step from busting this shit for everyone so your miserable life which only worth is being able to write a fucking symbol on 4channel shatters into insignificant pieces
1312
+ --- 634915756
1313
+ ·∆
1314
+ ∆∆
1315
+ --- 634915819
1316
+ >>634915361
1317
+ Yeah. Did it once just to play with alt codes. Whippersnappers don't know but when it first started, a lot of posters were annoyed by all the fucking threads and refused to embrace it. I was one and never did it after because it was clearly for faggots.
1318
+ --- 634915940
1319
+ ▲ ▲▲
1320
+ ▲▲ ▲
1321
+ --- 634916003
1322
+ >>634890783
1323
+ >>inspect element to see how it's done
1324
+ thats the fucking solution to all wondering
1325
+ --- 634916042
1326
+ lol... buncha newfags... i'd post it but i can't be bothered right now...
1327
+ --- 634916073
1328
+ >>634915819
1329
+ It's nice to see these threads pop up and I even posted.
1330
+ >LURK MORE
1331
+ --- 634916441
1332
+ >>634874672 (OP)
1333
+ >>634874912
1334
+ WATCH THIS
1335
+
1336
+ ▲▲
1337
+ --- 634916445
1338
+
1339
+ ▲▲
1340
+
1341
+ ▼▼
1342
+
1343
+ --- 634916509
1344
+ >>634874672 (OP)
1345
+ >right click
1346
+ >inspect element
1347
+ >copy the blank character that won't disappear when posting
1348
+ >now you can triforce
1349
+ fuck oldfags
1350
+ --- 634916512
1351
+ >>634916073
1352
+ >not MOAR
1353
+ -50 DKP
1354
+ --- 634916579
1355
+ It's so fucking clOver
1356
+ --- 634916601
1357
+ >>634916512
1358
+ imma newfag that got autocorrected and didn't react fast enough before poasting
1359
+ --- 634916626
1360
+
1361
+ ▲▲
1362
+ --- 634916695
1363
+ It's over for me I will never learn to triforce like super oldfags.
1364
+ --- 634916709
1365
+ is the point now to not tri force?
1366
+ because too bad
1367
+ ᲼▲
1368
+ ▲▲
1369
+ --- 634916789
1370
+ ▲▼▲▼◄►◄►B A START
1371
+ --- 634916820
1372
+ >>634916789
1373
+ this but the one for Ikari warriors
1374
+ --- 634916881
1375
+ >>634874912
1376
+
1377
+ ▲▲
1378
+ --- 634916884
1379
+ ᲼▲
1380
+ ▲▲
1381
+ --- 634917246
1382
+ >>634916789
1383
+ god i miss when famous websites would have this code for some silly easter egg
1384
+ --- 634917321
1385
+ >>634916789
1386
+ is this a variant for some other game or did you just fuck up trying to post the konami code
1387
+ --- 634917495
1388
+ EVERYONE BELOW THIS LINE IS JELLY
1389
+ _________________________________________
1390
+ --- 634917572
1391
+ Hi i'm Jelly
1392
+ --- 634917607
1393
+ >>634916789
1394
+ >>634917246
1395
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmcv_iQzWg [Embed]
1396
+ --- 634917634
1397
+ >>634917572
1398
+ lol u jelly
1399
+ --- 634917640
1400
+
1401
+ ▲▲
1402
+ --- 634917861
1403
+ >>634917321
1404
+ ABBA
1405
+ --- 634917932
1406
+ >>634917495
1407
+ hello jelly it is me your brother jam
1408
+ --- 634918185
1409
+ >>634917495
1410
+ No I'm Puddi Puddi
1411
+ --- 634918316
1412
+ >game is impossible
1413
+ --- 634918390
1414
+ >>634918316
1415
+ boskeletonrp
1416
+ --- 634918402
1417
+ boskeletonrp
1418
+ --- 634918462
1419
+ 卍▲卍
1420
+ ▲卍▲
1421
+ --- 634918473
1422
+ The mods made it so you get automatically permabanned for posting the whirrrrr pasta
1423
+ --- 634918557
1424
+ boskeletonrp
1425
+ --- 634918739
1426
+
1427
+ ▲ ▲
1428
+ --- 634918757
1429
+
1430
+ ▲▲
1431
+
1432
+ :)
1433
+ --- 634919008
1434
+ >>634918473
1435
+ whirrrrrrrrrr?
1436
+ --- 634919112
1437
+ >>634918473
1438
+ based
1439
+ --- 634919219
1440
+
1441
+ ▲▲
1442
+ --- 634919351
1443
+ >>634879823
1444
+ Is it bad I like the fucked up triforce more than the normal one? It's just funnier to me.
1445
+ --- 634919562
1446
+ >>634919008
1447
+ it's an old one
1448
+ try this
1449
+ >my roflecoper goes
1450
+ >soisoisoisoisoisoisoi
1451
+ --- 634919826
1452
+ >>634878187
1453
+ Fuck you, what code is it?
1454
+ --- 634921042
1455
+ >>634874912
1456
+ --- 634921434
1457
+ >>634878187
1458
+ >̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
1459
+ >>̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊
1460
+ --- 634921450
1461
+ ▼▼
1462
+
1463
+ --- 634921835
1464
+ >>634874912
1465
+ --- 634921943
1466
+
1467
+ ▲▲
1468
+ ◄►
1469
+ ▼▼
1470
+
1471
+ --- 634921990
1472
+ ▶--------------------------- /\0(o o)0/\
1473
+ --- 634922178
1474
+ >>634918316
1475
+ boskeletonrp
1476
+ --- 634922201
1477
+ >>634918316
1478
+ >boskeletonrp
1479
+ --- 634922369
1480
+ >>634918316
1481
+ >bóskeletonrþ
1482
+ --- 634922473
1483
+ >>634918757
1484
+
1485
+ ̸͉̳͍̦̜̮̜̑͒͋ ▲
1486
+ ̸͉̳͍̦̜̮̜̑͒͋ ▲ ▲
1487
+
1488
+ :^)
v/634880361.txt CHANGED
@@ -156,3 +156,501 @@ I actually never minded much about DP's speed, except for surfing. Fuck surfing
156
  Battles take too long, and when battling is all you fucking do for 90% of the game, they get old.
157
  --- 634884351
158
  Great OST, fun premise, balanced well for the selection of pokemon you had. Never played XD, though. Not sure if I feel like it.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
156
  Battles take too long, and when battling is all you fucking do for 90% of the game, they get old.
157
  --- 634884351
158
  Great OST, fun premise, balanced well for the selection of pokemon you had. Never played XD, though. Not sure if I feel like it.
159
+ --- 634884652
160
+ >>634880361 (OP)
161
+ Trying to get the end game Pokémon was stupid impossible without a masterball. Had that metal octopus thing at a sliver of health and he refused to be caught
162
+ --- 634884691
163
+ >>634880361 (OP)
164
+ --- 634884696
165
+ >>634880875
166
+ >XD
167
+ fuck off back 2 reddit
168
+ --- 634884852
169
+ >>634884652
170
+ Yeah Metagross has a legendary Pokemon tier catch rate, the only reason people think the final boss is hard is because they make you tank that thing for 40 turns if you want to not use your master ball
171
+ --- 634884890
172
+ >>634884691
173
+ Ultra Sun has EXP All, therefore it is worse.
174
+ --- 634884970
175
+ >>634884890
176
+ Will never get the seething about xp share, every kid I grew up with just had their starter+HM slaves when it didn’t exist
177
+ --- 634884979
178
+ I will never be able to get Ho-Oh.......
179
+ ;__;
180
+ --- 634885106
181
+ >>634884890
182
+ But that was only a problem in ORAS because the level scaling wasn't balanced around it.
183
+ --- 634885212
184
+ >>634884890
185
+ >Ultra Sun has a feature that makes the game objectively better, therefore it is worse
186
+ huh?
187
+ --- 634885372
188
+ >>634885212
189
+ >zoomie can't be bothered to train his pokemon without gibs
190
+
191
+ FR FR NO CAP
192
+ --- 634885517
193
+ >>634884970
194
+ Because I want to level up my Pokemon individually and not end up overleveled. Forced EXP All ruined Pokemon more than any other change. It's worse than Dexit
195
+ --- 634885582
196
+ >>634885517
197
+ You don’t end up overleveled in new Pokemon unless you grind the raids and abuse xp candy
198
+ --- 634885585
199
+ >>634885106
200
+ It's a problem in every game. EXP Share was balanced. EXP All breaks the game into pieces.
201
+ --- 634885638
202
+ >>634880361 (OP)
203
+ It's fine, but it's not better than any mainline game prior to XY nor is it better than Conquest, Mystery Dungeon Red/Blue Rescue Team, Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky or Legends Arceus.
204
+ --- 634885664
205
+ >>634885585
206
+ But again it only did that in ORAS. I used it in swsh and still ended up at the appropriate level for the bosses because the game was balanced around it.
207
+ --- 634885915
208
+ >>634880651
209
+ you can kick and scream all you want but your peepee wont grow back
210
+ --- 634885935
211
+ >>634885664
212
+ I played S/S like I did every other Pokemon game (only catching my full team, battling every trainer) and ended up 4 - 5 levels ahead of the champion by the time I got there. With a team of 6, you're supposed to be 4 - 5 levels below the champion. An 8 - 10 level difference is insane.
213
+ --- 634885972
214
+ >>634884979
215
+ The grind to get Ho-Oh was so damn tedious. I made sure to make a backup save of Emerald with all the Colosseum Pokemon as soon as I got a cart dumper.
216
+ --- 634886007
217
+ >>634880361 (OP)
218
+ >PMD Rescue Team, PMD Explorers, Conquest, Snap, New Snap, & Pokken DX
219
+ >not good
220
+ --- 634886031
221
+ >>634880361 (OP)
222
+ Extremely slow animations make it a drag to play. I still like it a lot, but I had to use 2x speed for Mt. Battle on my replay a few years ago.
223
+ --- 634886072
224
+ >>634880361 (OP)
225
+ It's a really unusual and unique pokemon game I guess and it just "feels" darker than normal.
226
+ I think the best Pokemon Game is still Stadium. Also by the way Stadium is 1-billion times harder than Colosseum if you play with rentals only it's virtually impossible, if you disagree it is proof you never actually played it.
227
+ --- 634886091
228
+ >>634885517
229
+ >Because I want to level up my Pokemon individually
230
+ Literally nothing is stopping you from doing that.
231
+
232
+ >>634885585
233
+ >EXP All breaks the game into pieces.
234
+ Man, Gen 6 sure mind broke DStards, huh?
235
+ --- 634886119
236
+ >>634885972
237
+ I don't know if the game will let me save after I get the Ho-Oh
238
+ That's what I'm fearing
239
+ --- 634886207
240
+ >>634884852
241
+ Just reuse master ball it's so easy even ape can do it.
242
+ --- 634886328
243
+ >>634886119
244
+ Because you don't have the original memory card/saveslot for that save?
245
+ --- 634886414
246
+ >>634886091
247
+ >Literally nothing is stopping you from doing that.
248
+ The EXP All I can't turn off does. Gen 6 and 7 at least let me turn it off, so it's not 100% fucked, but 8 and 9 are unsalvageable.
249
+
250
+ Nu-Pokemon is shit.
251
+ --- 634886537
252
+ >>634886328
253
+ Yeah, I don't know how it happened
254
+ And I don't know how I can fix it
255
+ Saving in the main game works just fine
256
+ But trying to save/halt in the mt battle just doesn't work for some reason
257
+ --- 634886635
258
+ >>634884652
259
+ >>634884852
260
+ >use masterball first turn of your round
261
+ >on your second turn, switch the masterball with a pokeball in your inventory
262
+ >???
263
+ >GGEZNORE
264
+ --- 634886701
265
+ >>634886537
266
+ Are you playing it on console or emulator?
267
+ --- 634886737
268
+ >>634886414
269
+ >I’m overleveled
270
+ >No you’re not the games level curve is built around your whole party getting xp
271
+ >yeah but see if I could have less xp I would have less xp so I’m overleveled :)
272
+ --- 634886815
273
+ >>634886414
274
+ > The EXP All I can't turn off does
275
+ The EXP All magically stops you from using your Pokemon individually?
276
+ --- 634886882
277
+ >>634886701
278
+ Emulator
279
+ --- 634887021
280
+ >>634886882
281
+ Then I suggest making a savestate, and backups of your main save before you try the final fight. If the game freaks out and doesn't give you Ho-Oh, I think I can make a file of mine to send over. It has a static trainer name and all that.
282
+ --- 634887091
283
+ >>634886737
284
+ Game Freak is too incompetent to actually balance the game around the EXP Share even to this day. Considering the absolutely pathetic teams they give modern trainers, you can't possibly be in danger of losing to them unless you're 10+ levels underleveled. An underleveled Gogoat is not cutting it when compared to a Garchomp or a Dragonite that are 5 - 10 levels higher than your team.
285
+
286
+ If Game Freak wanted to make EXP so abundant, the least they could do is make the fights more challenging to counterract that discrepancy. Or they could take the easy way out and remove the EXP All and it'll balance itself out like it did in Gens 1 - 5.
287
+ --- 634887117
288
+ >>634887021
289
+ Nevermind
290
+ I got it working for some reason
291
+ --- 634887210
292
+ >>634887091
293
+ I really don't know why Game Freak didn't make her lead with Glimmora.
294
+
295
+ >>634887117
296
+ Good to hear anon. Good luck on the fight.
297
+ --- 634887296
298
+ >>634887210
299
+ Don't worry, I have my team from Gen 3
300
+ It'll have no trouble until maybe the last 10 fights
301
+ --- 634887304
302
+ >>634887091
303
+ Geeta is not the final boss and they never make the characters play optimally. 3 Dragonites with shit moves is not hard
304
+ --- 634887378
305
+ >>634886815
306
+ >Bro just travel with one Pokemon at a time
307
+ Are you fucking retarded?
308
+ --- 634887660
309
+ my favorite track from coloseum
310
+
311
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5Kd4CHOUlE [Embed]
312
+ --- 634887770
313
+ >>634881909
314
+ All nice ideas except for
315
+ >I... I need EVERYTHING to be REMADE into muh MODERN GRAPHICS so I can CONSOOOOOOOOM
316
+ --- 634887815
317
+ >>634887304
318
+ >Geeta is not the final boss
319
+ And neither are Lance or Cynthia. There are still more fights in the post game.
320
+
321
+ >3 Dragonite with shit moves is not hard
322
+ 1. 3 Overleveled Dragonites (you'll be around level 44 - 46 when getting to the Champion because of the atrocious level curve in Johto if you run more than 4 Pokemon on your team) is absolutely threatening. Dragonite has well distributed stats and a 600 BST.
323
+ 2. The movesets are actually pretty threatening. Thunder Wave is the best status move in Gen 4 that isn't Spore. Outrage is an insane 120 base power attack coming off of Dragonite's eye popping 134 base attack stat. Fire Blast/Thunder/Blizzard also come off of an above average base 100 SpA stat and are 120 base power in Gen 4.
324
+
325
+ Meanwhile Geeta's Veluza has its worst possible ability and doesn't have its signature move, her Gogoat and Avalugg are shitmons, her Glimmor's ability is worthless when she sends it out last, and Espathra without Speed Boost is worthless. Her one and only threatening Pokemon is Kingambit, but she never sends it out last so it never gets the Supreme Overlord boost, and it also doesn't carry Sucker Punch to make up for its pathetic speed stat.
326
+ --- 634887871
327
+ >>634887296
328
+ IIRC those last ten battles are pretty mean. They have competitive movesets and items, and I think for solo battle the final battle has a legendary too.
329
+ --- 634887874
330
+ >>634887210
331
+ >I really don't know why Game Freak didn't make her lead with Glimmora.
332
+ Too hard prease understand
333
+ we have to make sure kids can beat the game so that their parents will keep buying them.
334
+ --- 634887893
335
+ >>634887378
336
+ That’s not what I said.
337
+ --- 634887919
338
+ >>634887770
339
+ Metroid Prime Remastered looked beautiful. Updating the texture quality and models couldn't hurt. The most commonly downloaded mods for emulated Gen 6, 7, and 8 games are all texture/model improvements for a reason.
340
+ --- 634887954
341
+ >>634881909
342
+ I'm fine with everything as long as there's no physical/special (tranny) split.
343
+ --- 634887979
344
+ >>634887893
345
+ Then what you said was even more retarded than the faithful interpretation of your "argument".
346
+ --- 634888009
347
+ >>634887091
348
+ >I played gen 4 and 5 as a retarded toddler so that means they were balanced
349
+ DStards are funny.
350
+ --- 634888053
351
+ >>634887815
352
+ Cynthia and Lance are effectively final bosses considering the credits start rolling after you defeat them.
353
+ Credits don't roll after Geeta. Only when AI Turo/Sada are defeated.
354
+ --- 634888058
355
+ >>634887954
356
+ The physical/special split is a necessary improvement. Not even the retards on /vp/ agree that it's a bad thing, and they're willing to slurp up modern Pokemon games directly from Masuda's bug-filled anus.
357
+ --- 634888090
358
+ >>634887919
359
+ Maybe you're right. I'm sorry.
360
+ --- 634888117
361
+ >>634888009
362
+ I played Gen 4 and 5 as a teenager/adult.
363
+ --- 634888235
364
+ >>634888053
365
+ The credits rolling do not mean they're the final boss. Lance's refight is the final boss in Gen 2. Red and Mt Silver are the only post game it has. Cynthia IS the final boss, however.
366
+ --- 634888261
367
+ >>634887815
368
+ Those movesets are not good, they are designed to be taken advantage of with low accuracy and hyper beam trade off especially since the AI just clicks random moves.
369
+ --- 634888427
370
+ >>634888261
371
+ When the AI uses Dragon Rush, it may as well have perfect accuracy.
372
+ I've seen myself miss more Play Roughs (95% accuracy) than I've seen Lance miss his Dragon Rushes.
373
+ --- 634888447
374
+ >>634888261
375
+ The AI doesn't click random moves. It clicks what it calculates as being the most powerful move. If it detects that multiple moves can KO your Pokemon, it becomes RNG to choose what it uses.
376
+
377
+ The movesets ARE good, they're just not competitive tier. For an in game team, they're really good. All you could really do to improve the last Dragonite is give it Dragon Dance and Extreme Speed.
378
+ --- 634888840
379
+ >>634887660
380
+ my favorite track from colosseum, the theme of my nigga miror b.
381
+
382
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BHhJUd6pRI [Embed]
383
+ --- 634889574
384
+ >>634888447
385
+ The AI may be different for "important" battles like the E4 and rival, but the AI for most other battles might as well be deliberately random. In fact, the AI deliberately uses a weaker attack or some stat change move instead of knocking out your pokemon.
386
+ --- 634889718
387
+ >>634880361 (OP)
388
+ Back when Pokemon was actually good. Gen 5 ruined everything
389
+ --- 634891572
390
+ >>634889574
391
+ I’m pretty sure the AI only picks optimal moves in battle tower etc, even the champions of old games don’t pick optimal moves.
392
+ --- 634891661
393
+ Gameplay was shit, world and music were kino that Pokemon will never reach again.
394
+ --- 634893409
395
+ >>634881334
396
+ >ignoring gbc lighting
397
+ >ignoring crystal animated sprites
398
+ >ignoring the best ost in the franchise
399
+ kys
400
+ >>634881515
401
+ He's saying that because he clearly started with HG/SS
402
+ はい。
403
+ --- 634894098
404
+ >>634887954
405
+ >I'm fine with everything as long as there's no physical/special (tranny) split.
406
+ You wouldn't say that to my face.
407
+ --- 634894403
408
+ >>634880361 (OP)
409
+ The aesthetic and music was great. Didn't even care too much for pokemon as a kid. But motorcycling around steampunk desert oasis's, lush green forests, and Detroit
410
+ --- 634894439
411
+ Reminder that anyone complaining about the physica/special split is the same 5 schizos that have been doing it for years.
412
+ They don't even believe the nonsense they say. They just say contrarian shit to farm (You)s.
413
+ >inb4SchizoRepliesToMe
414
+ --- 634894669
415
+ >>634894439
416
+ What argument could one possibly make in the pre-split's favor? Entire archetypes of pokemon were unusable.
417
+ --- 634894730
418
+ >>634888117
419
+ Sure you did, Unovafag.
420
+ --- 634894779
421
+ >>634894669
422
+ Alakazam STILL doesn't have any good coverage since losing the elemental punches 20 years ago
423
+ --- 634895131
424
+ I like the snag mechanic AND double battles.
425
+ --- 634896358
426
+ >everytime I see that pic this theme kicks in
427
+ https://youtu.be/xM-wsSYoZC4 [Embed]
428
+ --- 634896938
429
+ >>634880970
430
+ clover is embarrassingly bad so i'm not going to look at anything else you recommend
431
+ --- 634896964
432
+ >>634896938
433
+ Clover is fun
434
+ --- 634899578
435
+ >>634896358
436
+ Cipher's banger battle songs are honestly more memorable than even shitter teams like Flare and Yell.
437
+ --- 634900084
438
+ >>634896358
439
+ RICO
440
+ BRrRrRrRRrRRr~!
441
+ --- 634901425
442
+ >>634886414
443
+ can someone in this thread explain what happened from gen 6 that the vast majority of people consider that Pokemon became trash since this generation?
444
+ last Pokemon game I played was Diamond in 2008. Is it because they started cutting Pokemon or something else?
445
+ --- 634901605
446
+ >>634880361 (OP)
447
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JghcmB-_N_w [Embed]
448
+ --- 634901698
449
+ >>634901605
450
+ This game had very good boss battles, and were actually challenging.
451
+ It's something newer Pokemon is lacking, genuinely hard battles.
452
+ --- 634901823
453
+ >>634901425
454
+ It’s retards who play super casually crying about the battle frontier/PWT.
455
+ --- 634901925
456
+ >>634901698
457
+ >This game had very good boss battles, and were actually challenging.
458
+ Yeah I liked a lot of the teams using weather strats and earthquake w/Protect/Levitate mons. Made them more interesting to fight versus most Elite Four main series teams.
459
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlOD6jDRqg4 [Embed]
460
+ --- 634902046
461
+ >>634901425
462
+ >can someone in this thread explain what happened from gen 6 that the vast majority of people consider that Pokemon became trash since this generation?
463
+ literally nothing, zoomers just suddenly started crying about every 3D game after dexit happened in 2019
464
+ --- 634902360
465
+ >>634882286
466
+ cope millinial those were good got filtered by not getting charizard
467
+ --- 634902704
468
+ >>634882441
469
+ every time some retard here claims the year zoomers were born the number gets lower
470
+ --- 634903262
471
+ >>634894098
472
+ *gets closer and grabs anon* did I stutter?
473
+ --- 634903780
474
+ Every pokemon game you can beat by overleveling your starter and muscle you way through everything. You can't do that in Colosseum. Espeon and Umberon are not that strong. Trainers and bosses actually have high level shit. It really is the only pokemon game that requires team composition over brute force.
475
+ --- 634903809
476
+ >>634903710
477
+ That's a man...
478
+ --- 634904030
479
+ >>634903809
480
+ so right up /v/'s alley then
481
+ --- 634904121
482
+ >i wish there was a real main line pokemon game on a console
483
+ --- 634904135
484
+ >>634901425
485
+ >A lot of people felt like Pokemon designs started to feel more nonsensical or like they were losing their idea of what a Pokemon actually was with each new game.
486
+ I think each gen has its fair share of good and bad Pokemon. I can kind of understand where KANTOOOOOO fanboys are coming from from the design aspect but overall it's felt like they've been fairly consistent with what a Pokemon is. The main issue now is that a lot of their new Pokemon are just straight up ugly (Frigibax, Bruxish, and Cetoddle are some quick examples off the top of my head), they don't even look like Pokemon (Ceruledge and Armarouge are just Mavericks from Megaman while Impidimp's line and the new DLC Pokemon look like they were lifted straight out of Yokai Watch), or they're just boring like Glimmet's line.
487
+ >They keep introducing new mechanics only to throw them out immediately once a new game comes out (Megas, Z-moves, Dynamax, Agile/Power attacks, and now Terastallizing.)
488
+ >BW, XY, S&M, and SWSH heavily railroaded you to a patronizing degree with XY, S&M, and SWSH outright refusing to let you move seemingly five feet without dialogue dumps.
489
+ >Hau (and to a lesser degree Hop) completely ruined their games.
490
+ >LGPE cut a lot of gameplay mechanics and felt like it was dumbed down significantly which irked a lot of people since it was a modern Yellow remake.
491
+ >ORAS was a complete mess and if I remember right wasn't based off of Emerald.
492
+ >BDSP was not only the worst remake they could have done in terms of execution, but it wasn't based off of Platinum.
493
+ >They went from making EXP Share optional to togglable to always on, but the games aren't balanced for it existing (Even the ones where it's forced on) and it basically forces you to keep rotating your teams out perpetually so they don't break the trainers.
494
+ >They keep dumbing down trainers to the point that even trainers in endgame areas of SV have only one or two single Pokemon.
495
+ --- 634904228
496
+ >>634880361 (OP)
497
+ I was filtered. Was enjoying the entire game just fine, up until I did the 100 Battle Challenge, beat 99 trainers, then the last bastard literally CHEATED by hard countering my ENTIRE TEAM SOMEHOW and 1 shotted me with zero resistance.
498
+
499
+ Raged quited since. That's why GoD is better
500
+ --- 634904619
501
+ >>634901425
502
+ >SWSH onward decided that their games are only going to have several hundred Pokemon instead of all of them so now every game going forward has completely random selections of Pokemon that can be used in them and you can't potentially transfer a Pokemon you want through gens anymore which irked a lot of people.
503
+ >They also used the "It's a lot of work" and "It lets us make better animations/models" excuse when we know for a fact they futureproofed models back in XY which is why it ran so terribly and the only "improved animations" we've seen are signature moves for very specific Pokemon.
504
+ >They then proceeded to sell you like several hundred Pokemon with the SWSH DLC so it felt like a slap in the face to a lot of people.
505
+ >SWSH, PLA, and SV are some of the ugliest Pokemon games yet graphically.
506
+ >They're putting a decent amount of focus on regional forms now instead of new Pokemon and they treat what are usually reskins as brand new Pokemon.
507
+ >The quality of said regional forms has also been all over the place.
508
+ They've mostly been getting better since around Galar and Hisui.
509
+ >Starting from the 3DS era you had to start paying for a subscription to Pokemon Bank and now Pokemon Home to transfer Pokemon forward from old gens in any reasonable amount of time, and storing more than 30 Pokemon also requires you to pay.
510
+ There are homebrews that let you read your saves and do the transfers as if Pokemon Bank did them, but at some point you're going to need to interact with the official transfer service.
511
+ >LGPE and SV lock Pokemon to connecting with Pokemon Go.
512
+ Meltan is only obtainable if you link to LGPE and Melmetal can only be gained if you grind hundreds of Meltan for their drops to evolve one in Go so you can transfer it to LGPE. SV has the non-chest form of Ghimmighoul locked to Go.
513
+ >Games have been getting even buggier with BDSP and SV being some of the worst in the series since gen 1.
514
+ >QoL changes are randomly gone each game.
515
+
516
+ I think that about covers it?
517
+ --- 634904636
518
+ >>634903262
519
+ *waterfalls you with physical stab* heh
520
+ --- 634906014
521
+ >>634904619
522
+ Just remembered a few more things.
523
+ >KANTOOOOOOOOOO pandering was fairly prevalent from around XY to around SWSH with many gen 1 mons getting special forms or something exclusive to them and it's only recently started expanding out from gen 1 with PLA and SV doing more for Johto now at least.
524
+ Charizard was the worst because he feels like he keeps getting fellated more than Pikachu and Eevee somehow.
525
+ >With LGPE specifically a lot of people felt like the candy system was beyond ridiculous as it basically let you make any Pokemon stronger than Mega Fug if you spent even a small amount of time catching duplicate Pokemon.
526
+ >The Pikachu and Eevee could also completely solo the game due to their absurdly broken attacks like Baddy Bad, Splishy Splash, Zippy Zap, and Bouncy Bubble.
527
+ >Many people also do not like regional forms because it means less new, original Pokemon designs.
528
+ Another thing people argue is that if they're going to do regional variants then they should just do evolutions to existing Pokemon like Dundunsparce, Obstagoon, Ursaluna, Sirfetch'd, Cursola, etc rather than something like Mr. Rime or Perrserker which just replace Mr. Mime and Persian respectively.
529
+ >They keep jumping between if TMs should be infinite use or not and the TR's/SV TMs are retarded now.
530
+ --- 634906752
531
+ >>634887210
532
+ Gonna be the odd guy and say Espathra is a god tier lead just because if you don't know what it is Opportunist can fuck you up for trying to set up on her. I do agree to the opinion that Kingambit should been the ace.
533
+ --- 634908694
534
+ >>634903780
535
+ > You can't do that in Colosseum
536
+ Yes you can.
537
+ --- 634909227
538
+ >>634903780
539
+ >Espeon and Umberon are not that strong.
540
+ fucking retard
541
+ --- 634909495
542
+ Colosseum is the only Pokemon game I still down own and I regret not buying it when I thought 80$ was too expensive for it instead of whatever the fuck it costs now.
543
+ --- 634910167
544
+ Is it worth $2,000?
545
+ --- 634911190
546
+ >>634910167
547
+ erm, nigga? How else do you intend to store your pokemon?
548
+ --- 634911531
549
+ >>634911190
550
+ Trading and duplicate GBA carts.
551
+ --- 634911616
552
+ >>634911531
553
+ enjoy you're cart rot while I intelligently invest
554
+ --- 634912617
555
+ >>634881528
556
+ >final boss would use skill swap to swap away Slaking's slack off and put it on you.
557
+ Amazing
558
+ --- 634912872
559
+ I own colosseum and it still runs but I'd rather emulate it and I dont have the original box
560
+ Should I sell it?
561
+
562
+ >>634909495
563
+ Give me an offer
564
+ --- 634912948
565
+ >>634912872
566
+ >Should I sell it?
567
+ yes
568
+ --- 634913707
569
+ >>634880361 (OP)
570
+ It had shit music
571
+ The girl following you was annoying
572
+ Apart from that it was cool
573
+ --- 634914453
574
+ >>634913707
575
+ >It had shit music
576
+ kill yourself
577
+ --- 634914570
578
+ >>634904636
579
+ noooo *announcer* its super effective x_x
580
+ --- 634914574
581
+ >>634880361 (OP)
582
+ >finally play this game to get all the remaining Pokemon for the dex
583
+ >you can only catch shitmons
584
+ >shitmons have only one attack
585
+ >none can level up until you used it x-times in battle
586
+ >gets shitmon attacks
587
+ >battles are slow as molasses
588
+ >need to grind all the time
589
+ >opponents use fun tricks like water Pokemon and rhydon
590
+ >thanks to your limited team members game is real difficult
591
+ it was shit, I injected my Pokemon with higher levels at the end of the game
592
+ --- 634914612
593
+ >>634914574
594
+ >I'm shit at the game and had to cheat
595
+ bravo, anonymous
596
+ --- 634914739
597
+ >>634914574
598
+ you didn't beat the game then also skill issue
599
+ --- 634914751
600
+ >>634914612
601
+ he's right about the grind being fucked, there's no organic way to get rid of heart shadows
602
+ --- 634914758
603
+ >>634914574
604
+ >I had to cheat in a kid's game
605
+ You don't even have to grind, you're just shit at Pokémon.
606
+ --- 634914785
607
+ >>634880875
608
+ why tho
609
+ --- 634914826
610
+ >>634914785
611
+ >better selection of shitmons
612
+ >better movepools with starting egg movs on a lot of mons
613
+ >move relearner
614
+ >wider selection of TM's
615
+ >purifying is less grindy
616
+ --- 634915078
617
+ >>634880361 (OP)
618
+ >can't catch them all
619
+ >no gym circuit
620
+ >edgy protagonist and story
621
+ HOLY KILL YOURSELF
622
+ --- 634915206
623
+ >>634885664
624
+ >>634885582
625
+ why lie I sense bullshit from you anons
626
+ >>634886414
627
+ this one is being 100% honest and very true
628
+ --- 634915470
629
+ >>634914826
630
+ ok fair but give colloseum some slack tho
631
+ --- 634915557
632
+ >>634915078
633
+ nah cry more nu pokemon lover fan its better than modern gens
634
+ --- 634915749
635
+ >>634915470
636
+ kys my man
637
+ --- 634916014
638
+ >>634894730
639
+ >older games
640
+ >gen 5
641
+ fuck off zoomie
642
+ --- 634916724
643
+ >>634915078
644
+ you seem autistic
645
+ --- 634918289
646
+ >>634910167
647
+ unironically yes
648
+ --- 634919648
649
+ >>634915206
650
+ nah
651
+ --- 634920903
652
+ >>634903780
653
+ >You can't do that in Colosseum
654
+ False.
655
+ >Espeon and Umbreon aren't that strong
656
+ They can take on just about any pokemon in the game together.
v/634880675.txt CHANGED
@@ -43,3 +43,486 @@ Is Angry Birds still a thing? That shit is like 14 years old.
43
  Sega just bought their developer
44
  For like 25mil or something retarded.
45
  Look it up.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
43
  Sega just bought their developer
44
  For like 25mil or something retarded.
45
  Look it up.
46
+ --- 634884553
47
+ >>634880675 (OP)
48
+ Damn that platform for making vertical filming a popular fad
49
+ --- 634886798
50
+ >>634881027
51
+ what kind of phone do you have, frogposter
52
+ --- 634886886
53
+ >>634882408
54
+ we know, chuck
55
+ --- 634887095
56
+ >>634880675 (OP)
57
+ you know what im not even mad the sheer absurdity of this is funny
58
+ --- 634887207
59
+ >>634884121
60
+ (It’s actually more like $775 million)
61
+ --- 634887401
62
+ >>634881525
63
+ >OHHH MOMMY
64
+ --- 634887535
65
+ >>634880675 (OP)
66
+ >>634881525
67
+ The more I watch the more utterly baffled I am
68
+ --- 634887601
69
+ no https://youtu.be/8FEuV4If9no [Embed]
70
+ --- 634887709
71
+ >>634880675 (OP)
72
+ So a PG version of fuck, marry, kill?
73
+ --- 634887809
74
+ >>634881525
75
+ >>634880675 (OP)
76
+ Holykek based SEGA
77
+ --- 634887817
78
+ >>634887601
79
+ >1 view
80
+ Nice speedrun, bro
81
+ --- 634888226
82
+ >>634881525
83
+ >OOOOH MOMMY
84
+ --- 634888276
85
+ >>634880675 (OP)
86
+ >>634881525
87
+ >You lived long enough to see Angry Birds, a series that once were for kids, making an official video of the mascot deciding which other vidya characters he chooses to fuck
88
+ And I thought Sega Acquiring Rovio was already bizarre enough.
89
+ Also
90
+ >passes on Junko
91
+ Fucking red faggot bird.
92
+ --- 634888446
93
+ >>634883325
94
+ why do you think they're doing shit like this?
95
+ --- 634888553
96
+ >>634880675 (OP)
97
+ based bisexual Red
98
+ --- 634888781
99
+ >>634880675 (OP)
100
+ you know what fuck it thats actually a great reaction image
101
+ --- 634890448
102
+ >>634881525
103
+ is this the resend why Sega wants the ip?
104
+ --- 634891802
105
+ >>634881525
106
+ >Sega bought this
107
+ I am starting to think that sega hates money.
108
+ --- 634892819
109
+ >>634881525
110
+ >that’s a kid, pass
111
+ Why would you, a billion dollar company, even ACKNOWLEDGE this, especially while showing a sexually suggestive photo?
112
+ --- 634893052
113
+ >>634880675 (OP)
114
+ Segabros...
115
+ --- 634893216
116
+ >>634888781
117
+ forgive me for this one
118
+ --- 634893482
119
+ >>634881525
120
+ lmao, literally who thought this was a good idea?
121
+ --- 634893552
122
+ >>634881027
123
+ No idea, sorry bud.
124
+ --- 634893686
125
+ >>634884121
126
+ Worst deal in the history of videogame deals
127
+ --- 634893997
128
+ >>634881525
129
+ what the fuck man
130
+ --- 634894073
131
+ It's amazing how acceptable wanting to fuck cartoon characters has become in the last decade, but I guess it makes sense given zoomers
132
+ --- 634894250
133
+ >>634894073
134
+ blame sonic and mlp for that. if you wanna go further than that, blame bruce timm, and if you wanna go even FURTHER, blame those old animatiors for putting random sexy girls in their cartoons
135
+ --- 634894412
136
+ >>634880675 (OP)
137
+ What the fuck is this timeline?
138
+ --- 634894475
139
+ >>634894250
140
+ Yes, there's always been people who privately wanted to fuck Robin Hood or Maid Marion or Chell or whatever. No one talked about it publicly. Now people talk about how a random cartoon character was their childhood crush without hesitation. It's bizarre.
141
+ --- 634894478
142
+ >how do you do fellow kids??? please pay attention to us striking this iron while it's in complete and utter permafrost we're dying please says the near mummified businessman
143
+ Yup, Sega found itself the perfect spouse
144
+ --- 634894580
145
+ >>634880675 (OP)
146
+ Letting children and autistic people use the internet without strict supervision in last 10 years has been a mistake.
147
+ --- 634894696
148
+ >>634892819
149
+ Making sure they get Twitter’s support.
150
+ >We think drawings are pedo too, guize
151
+ --- 634894771
152
+ >>634894250
153
+ They said last decade. Blame YouTubers and Markiplier for introducing smash or pass to kids.
154
+ --- 634894828
155
+ >>634894475
156
+ idk, it's a natural part of life at this point, like asking someone thier favourite color or genre of music, everyone has a waifu now. The future is now.
157
+ --- 634894857
158
+ >>634894250
159
+ Now that there's a leg of lamb
160
+ --- 634894898
161
+ >>634894073
162
+ i got laughed at for liking anime bitches when i was in high school
163
+ --- 634895015
164
+ >>634880675 (OP)
165
+ >>634881525
166
+ don't kids play this game
167
+ what the fuck
168
+ --- 634895031
169
+ >>634888781
170
+ No it isn't.
171
+ --- 634895410
172
+ >>634893216
173
+ based
174
+ --- 634895457
175
+ >>634895015
176
+ >Get them interested in sex
177
+ >Gets them open to suggestion
178
+ >Have you ever felt like you’re really (opposite gender?) You’re probably trans! Here, join my Discord real quick
179
+ >I think (YouTuber) is cool too! Wanna see a picture of my dick? I’m actually a woman so you’re not gay. You can show me too!
180
+ America.
181
+ --- 634895483
182
+ >>634881525
183
+ >too much hair
184
+ >implying that's a problem
185
+ >wouldn't smash fucking red
186
+ i'm probably a part of the problem by engaging with this semi-seriously even on a penguin whisperer forum, but this is shit
187
+ --- 634895493
188
+ >>634881525
189
+ This entire account is a descent into schizophrenia
190
+ --- 634895550
191
+ >>634881525
192
+ >Sega spent 774 million for this.
193
+ --- 634895582
194
+ FINLAND NO
195
+ --- 634895662
196
+ >Uses fan art of third party IPs without credit in an official promotional video
197
+ Can they do that?
198
+ --- 634895681
199
+ >>634895457
200
+ It's a Finnish game, weirdo
201
+ --- 634895689
202
+ He looks so fucking dead inside
203
+ --- 634895714
204
+ >>634895662
205
+ Who cares, Sega will pay those lawyers anyways
206
+ --- 634895962
207
+ >>634895662
208
+ Wait until Pokemon Company finds out.
209
+ --- 634896017
210
+ >>634880675 (OP)
211
+ the abysmal choices are to get people to talk in the comments
212
+ --- 634896035
213
+ >>634895662
214
+ >>634895962
215
+ >Every SEGA employee will have to pay 30% of their salary for the rest of their lives.
216
+ --- 634896173
217
+ >Passes on Pit because "that's a kid"
218
+ >Because it's "Kid" Icarus
219
+ >The 25 year gap between the original and Uprising is canon
220
+ >Pit is canonically in his thirties at the very least
221
+ --- 634896215
222
+ >>634896015
223
+ based red
224
+ --- 634896245
225
+ >>634881525
226
+ --- 634896315
227
+ >>634896245
228
+ Isn't she bisexual? Like Bayonetta?
229
+ --- 634896491
230
+ >>634880675 (OP)
231
+ >>634881525
232
+ I've accepted that we are on the clown timeline.
233
+ --- 634896604
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+ >>634881525
235
+ >https://www.tiktok.com/@angrybirds/video/7224198842445483270
236
+ truly the greatest of times we live in
237
+ --- 634897443
238
+ >>634881525
239
+ >looked at the other videos
240
+ holy fuck who is managing this shit
241
+ --- 634897780
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+ >>634896315
243
+ No but she's straight in china so it doesn't matter
244
+ --- 634898090
245
+ >>634881525
246
+ --- 634898246
247
+ >>634880675 (OP)
248
+ >>634881525
249
+ >Sega looked at this and spent 3/4 of a billie
250
+ --- 634898389
251
+ >>634880675 (OP)
252
+ Zenbros, we made it..
253
+ --- 634898610
254
+ >>634898246
255
+ >PSO2:NG
256
+ >Hyenas
257
+ >Now this
258
+ They're on a roll. How endless is that yakuza money?
259
+ --- 634898783
260
+ >>634898610
261
+ what's hyenas?
262
+ --- 634898881
263
+ >>634898783
264
+ It's better if you don't know
265
+ --- 634898891
266
+ >>634881525
267
+ >>634880675 (OP)
268
+ My fucking sides everything is perfect about this. The vtuber, the topic, the zoomed editing, the voice.
269
+ --- 634898935
270
+ >>634880675 (OP)
271
+ >age-appropriate
272
+ what the FUCK did he mean by this
273
+ --- 634899006
274
+ >>634898783
275
+ https://store.steampowered.com/app/1989910/HYENAS/
276
+ --- 634899059
277
+ >>634898783
278
+ i'll tell you this: it has little/nothing to do with laughing african catdog things.
279
+ --- 634899086
280
+ >>634898935
281
+ Americans treating fictional characters as if they were real and thus their 'age' matter.
282
+ >inb4: Rovio is Finnish!
283
+ Don't care. We all know which country started this mental illness.
284
+ --- 634899107
285
+ >>634880675 (OP)
286
+ They could have spent that money on getting music licenses back for Jet Set Radio Future remaster... I will never understand why they spend money on anything but JSRF remaster
287
+ --- 634899184
288
+ >>634888276
289
+ Too much hair
290
+ --- 634899276
291
+ >>634888276
292
+ Never stick your dick in crazy.
293
+ --- 634899340
294
+ >>634881525
295
+ jesus lord almighty what the fuck is that
296
+ --- 634899413
297
+ >>634881525
298
+ >that icarus pic
299
+ >that's a kid, pass
300
+ kek shotafags btfo
301
+ --- 634899512
302
+ >>634881525
303
+ sega chads i kneel
304
+ --- 634899552
305
+ >>634899006
306
+ >zero gravity areas
307
+ I'm immediately reminded of Cliff Bleszinski's shame.
308
+ --- 634899621
309
+ >>634881525
310
+ --- 634900028
311
+ At least we're still surprised. That alone says... something. I guess.
312
+ --- 634900131
313
+ >>634881525
314
+ >that's a kid, pass
315
+
316
+ Disgusting.
317
+ Not for any shota-related reasons, but because that sentence implies that a short-tempered red bird who lives in a world of intelligent talking birds and pigs can recognize Pit from the series Kid Icarus by Nintendo from an aged-up drawing, and that he knows how old the character is in the games.
318
+ --- 634900238
319
+ >>634900028
320
+ I suppose? It gets fags talking. Maybe not in a 'positive' way but it gets fags talking and thinking about the product again.
321
+ --- 634900494
322
+ >>634880675 (OP)
323
+ Chuck was such a fag but i'd say he was the funniest in the movies
324
+ --- 634900567
325
+ >>634881525
326
+ 776 million dollars well spent, ey Sega?
327
+ --- 634901749
328
+ >>634881525
329
+ Why has no one asked if this is Jason Sudeikis or not?
330
+ --- 634901904
331
+ >>634881525
332
+ i hate tiktok so much
333
+ --- 634904359
334
+ >>634880675 (OP)
335
+ so are they saying that red is gay?
336
+ --- 634904423
337
+ >>634904359
338
+ Bisexual So yes, gay.
339
+ --- 634904427
340
+ >>634896015
341
+ what happened in cologne?
342
+ --- 634905254
343
+ >>634904359
344
+ I don't know but the yellow one is gay
345
+ --- 634905464
346
+ >>634881525
347
+ --- 634906332
348
+ >>634881525
349
+ >rovio takes angry birds off of the appstore because "BWEEEHHHHHH ITS TAKING POPULARITY FROM OUR OTHER GAEMS!!!!"
350
+ >sega buys them
351
+ >this utter humiliation for rovio happens
352
+ something about it is just poetic to me
353
+ --- 634906560
354
+ >>634881525
355
+ hold on to something so you won't cringe into another universe
356
+ --- 634906569
357
+ >>634881525
358
+ soul
359
+ --- 634906762
360
+ >>634881525
361
+ >Any thoughts or violent reactions
362
+ The entire thing.
363
+ --- 634906901
364
+ >>634880675 (OP)
365
+ The day Rovio died was the day they changed Silver's perfect design & backstory for the goblino design of the second movie.
366
+ --- 634907010
367
+ >>634880675 (OP)
368
+ >all those gay ass passes on some fine women
369
+ --- 634907848
370
+ >>634881525
371
+ --- 634908204
372
+ >>634881525
373
+ This is fucking stupid
374
+ --- 634908635
375
+ >>634881525
376
+ >kill your first game
377
+ >now killing their own mascot
378
+ wow
379
+ --- 634908678
380
+ >>634907848
381
+ Ted must be quite lucky to not have access to the internet and the see current state of the world. He would've killed himself if he knew about modern social media
382
+ --- 634908818
383
+ >>634880675 (OP)
384
+ >passed on that pink pigtailed hair chick that gets threads
385
+ wow what a fucking faggot
386
+ --- 634908854
387
+ >>634881525
388
+ Sasuga Sega-sama
389
+ I kneel
390
+ --- 634909692
391
+ >>634908678
392
+ I bet the cia niggers show him samples of our dystopian hell world just to fuck with him
393
+ --- 634910663
394
+ >>634895457
395
+ >Next level obsession brought to you by a turdworlder
396
+ --- 634911378
397
+ >>634908635
398
+ it was about time anyways, rovio has completely fallen for shitty mobile money making tactics.
399
+ --- 634911985
400
+ >>634909692
401
+ That's why you gotta run them over with your car. Score one for the good guys.
402
+ --- 634912934
403
+ >>634881525
404
+ Love me some good cringekino.
405
+ --- 634913539
406
+ based. I bet miyamoto is screeching at his lawyers rn
407
+ --- 634913583
408
+ >>634893216
409
+ HE IS PLAYING UNRECORD GUYS!!!!!
410
+ --- 634913857
411
+ >>634880675 (OP)
412
+ No more than social media in general.
413
+ --- 634913906
414
+ I wish I was an angry bird...
415
+ --- 634913935
416
+ >>634880675 (OP)
417
+ >>634880993
418
+ >didn't even post Punished Noctis
419
+ never playin' angery bird again
420
+ --- 634914076
421
+ >>634895662
422
+ With social media I think there is a sort of grey area for licensed material. It's blatantly just marketing but technically not so I guess they don't have to pay for licensing fees.
423
+ --- 634914529
424
+ the movies have an irreverent sense of humour, this is not surprising
425
+ --- 634914569
426
+ >>634880675 (OP)
427
+ Reminder Sega paid millions for this shit
428
+ --- 634914601
429
+ Of course the cartoon bird wants to smash anime girls
430
+ --- 634914674
431
+ >>634904427
432
+ A lot of rapefugees culturally enriched German women on New Year's Eve there.
433
+ --- 634914690
434
+ >>634881525
435
+ >thats a kid, pass
436
+ >another kid, pass
437
+ What the FUCK were they thinking
438
+ --- 634914757
439
+ >>634894250
440
+ beep beep
441
+ --- 634914797
442
+ >>634881525
443
+ --- 634914959
444
+ >>634881525
445
+ society is collapsing
446
+ --- 634915636
447
+ >>634880675 (OP)
448
+ >>634881525
449
+ >bisexual degeneracy is a personality to zoomers now
450
+ Fucking hate this timeline
451
+ --- 634915903
452
+ >>634914690
453
+ A fucking BIRD is saying this too, lmao.
454
+ --- 634916069
455
+ Why are this many anons surprised by this?
456
+ --- 634916171
457
+ >>634881525
458
+ Why the fuck am I laughing hard at this? Am I beyond redemption? I for one welcome Red being a major clown character.
459
+ --- 634916424
460
+ >>634888781
461
+ --- 634916819
462
+ >spend nearly a billion dollars to make the red angry bird call tharja "mommy"
463
+ What is Sega's endgame
464
+ --- 634916821
465
+ I fucking hate social media managers who just use existing meme templates to push their company's games.
466
+ Meanwhile something like Supercell will make ads that go on to become new memes.
467
+ --- 634917031
468
+ >>634916069
469
+ I grew up in a time before the world went completely insane. Forgive me for continuing to be surprised by the clown world.
470
+ --- 634917449
471
+ >>634880675 (OP)
472
+ >passing on Tracers sculptured SSS ass
473
+ ngmi
474
+ --- 634917865
475
+ >>634880993
476
+ wtf, he didn't even cried after being told his dad died
477
+ --- 634918331
478
+ >>634881525
479
+ >OOOOH MOMMY
480
+ --- 634918372
481
+ >>634880675 (OP)
482
+ --- 634918375
483
+ >>634880675 (OP)
484
+ Everytime I see official social media accounts being relatable I want to shoot myself.
485
+ --- 634918683
486
+ >>634880675 (OP)
487
+ >90% of the zoomers who watch this don't even know most characters
488
+ >Remember most tik tok watchers are pedophile boomers in their mid 50s to 60s and millennials in their mid 30s who watch these teen zoomers shaking their asses and tits bouncing all over the place
489
+ Tik tok should be illegal and any one found watching it over the age of 25 needs a bullet installed in the brain!
490
+ --- 634918864
491
+ >>634914896
492
+ LMFAO
493
+ --- 634918958
494
+ >Ohhhh mommy
495
+ --- 634918975
496
+ >>634918683
497
+ or just ban tik tok kek
498
+ --- 634919210
499
+ >>634908818
500
+ Play the games faggot, wtf is this post. How is 4chan like this now.
501
+ --- 634919408
502
+ >>634892819
503
+ NINTENDO, SUE THIS MAN!!!
504
+ --- 634919570
505
+ >>634918372
506
+ coal
507
+ --- 634919904
508
+ >>634881525
509
+ why did I watch this
510
+ --- 634920095
511
+ angryphiles we eating GOOD
512
+ --- 634920201
513
+ >>634880675 (OP)
514
+ >attempt to commit social media suicide
515
+ >probably makes them more popular and becomes the new meta for marketing going forward instead
516
+ every time
517
+ --- 634920221
518
+ >>634880675 (OP)
519
+ Barrybros...
520
+ --- 634920397
521
+ >>634881525
522
+ Haven't laughed that hard in a while
523
+ what the fuck
524
+ --- 634920852
525
+ >>634881525
526
+ --- 634921143
527
+ >>634881525
528
+ SEGA BUY THIS COMPANY
v/634881158.txt CHANGED
@@ -83,3 +83,1510 @@ I just want us to be free of that Demise/Hylia garbage in general. SS was the wo
83
  >>634883554
84
  too bad, they are still using Skyward Sword shit.
85
  the only conventions they're breaking is the how big the pile of shit coming out of Fujibayashi's ass that will surpass Aonuma's run will be
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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  >>634883554
84
  too bad, they are still using Skyward Sword shit.
85
  the only conventions they're breaking is the how big the pile of shit coming out of Fujibayashi's ass that will surpass Aonuma's run will be
86
+ --- 634884502
87
+ Is that basedjak?
88
+ --- 634884562
89
+ >>634884369
90
+ >I just want us to be free of that Demise/Hylia garbage in general.
91
+ I don't see the correlation at all, Skyward Sword didn't invent the fact that Ganondorf is evil, that's what he's always been from the very first Zelda game.
92
+ --- 634885065
93
+ >>634884309
94
+ >Absolute worst argument imaginable
95
+ And yet it's still unrefuted.
96
+ --- 634885137
97
+ >>634883730
98
+ >The final boss is going to be Ganondorf fighting against a corrupted Link a la Shadow of the Colossus. Hence why the game has continuously hinted at Link having a tainted arm and getting injected with all that dark misty bullshit.
99
+ >Link will be cured by the end, at least enough to save Zelda and die a hero's death. Zelda and Ganondorf will survive, during the ending we will see Zelda holding a red haired baby implied to be the reincarnation.
100
+ Now this would be kino.
101
+ --- 634885253
102
+ >>634881158 (OP)
103
+ Nintendo doesnt do "what a twist" stuff like this. Zelda stories are standard and straight forward.
104
+ --- 634885353
105
+ >>634883185
106
+ Ganon is basically the reincarnation of Zelda’s Satan. He literally reincarnates just to be evil.
107
+ --- 634885364
108
+ >>634881158 (OP)
109
+ >wowsers
110
+ Kek. What a classic line.
111
+ --- 634885505
112
+ >>634885137
113
+ I can see Dark Link happening in TotK completely. I really do doubt how much of the game we have left to see though, especially since art book barely had any fucking thing in it either. I doubt there's much unseen enemy variety, Gleeok is probably the best we get and the frost dragon in the trailers is likely scripted.
114
+
115
+ Actually fuck Nintendo, they had like 5 years to add three games worth of content to this if they were reusing the same fucking map. Japs are THIS lazy now???
116
+ --- 634885590
117
+ >>634881158 (OP)
118
+ Seethe.
119
+ --- 634885774
120
+ >>634885353
121
+ but what if he didn't
122
+ --- 634885794
123
+ I'm gonna miss these threads after the leaks come out, it's just going to be whining from one side or the other depending on who was right.
124
+ --- 634886071
125
+ >>634883554
126
+ >WHAT IF GANONDORF WAS... LE SYMPATHETIC??
127
+ --- 634886146
128
+ >>634885590
129
+ OoT is incredibly dated, I say this as someone who was a huge OoT fan. If I had the option to play that or BotW, it's BotW every fucking time because I get to do what I want, when I want, and go wherever. Freedom is automatic win, every time. It's why Minecraft is still on top of games, even though Mojang sucks dick and has the creative skills of an 80's movie dad.
130
+
131
+ I do hate the nature-y Ghibli style and lack of enemy variety, hopefully TotK improves on that. If BotW had OoT's paint over it, it'd be a perfect game.
132
+ --- 634886252
133
+ >>634886146
134
+ >Freedom is automatic win
135
+ That's retarded
136
+ --- 634886262
137
+ >>634883730
138
+ >>634885137
139
+ The only people I've seen pushing the "good Ganondorf" idea are either cucks or self-inserters (as Zelda).
140
+ --- 634886317
141
+ >>634886071
142
+ Wind Waker was shit then, and it's shit now.
143
+ Nintendo could make the worst Zelda game of the decade and no amount of gaslighting will change it.
144
+ --- 634886320
145
+ >>634883554
146
+ (((Journalists))) will slap their hands together and call it 10/10 writing, but that only thing that would actually be daring is if this make Link the villain.
147
+ --- 634886504
148
+ >>634885137
149
+ 'I project myself as the female in cuck scenarios' poster
150
+ --- 634886547
151
+ Drawanon here, couldn't go to the gym because i got too sidetracked with travel plans. Any more enemy redesign requests? Here's the spoils from last thread
152
+ --- 634886739
153
+ >>634883554
154
+ my take is that ganon is the hero but something made him change his mind about hyrule
155
+ --- 634886772
156
+ >>634886320
157
+ >but that only thing that would actually be daring is if this make Link the villain
158
+ They already did that in Wind Waker.
159
+ --- 634886809
160
+ >>634886071
161
+ There was nothing sympathetic about WW Dorf on the whole. Just because he gives a "boo-hoo, I was born in a small village" speech does not somehow forgive any of his transgressions within WW. Filling out your generic villain character with flavor text is not a bad thing. Up to that point, Ganon (and Dorf being a new character), have been nothing but cardboard bad guys.
162
+ --- 634886849
163
+ >>634886071
164
+ It's about being deeper than "hurr durr generic evil guy, AGAIN!" you fucking clod
165
+
166
+ Ganondorf is born a mortal being who's affected by supernatural bullshit without a choice. His entire existence is robbed to essentially play the role of a villain time and time again. If Demise's curse never took effect, this person who have been the demon king could have lead a much better life, one of their own.
167
+
168
+ I like Ganondorf as much as the next guy (name, personality, character design), but him being the actual person we need to save is much more interesting and tragic. Dude needs a story.
169
+ --- 634886852
170
+ >>634886320
171
+ The game will still be formulaic regardless of what they do with Ganondorf. He was never le ancient evil man in every single game and certainly not in the side material because how could you write him into a manga otherwise. If they take it a step further and make him sympathetic, nothing really changes. If they make him a twist ally at the end just so they can break the triforce reincarnation curse that binds the three of them together all the time just so they can do something new with the series going forward, that is still formulaic because everything up to that point was still the same. For the people crying about nintendo being unable to break tradition, I think they need to realize how small a change this would actually be compared to something like making Zelda the main character, or making Link the villain. Those would be major, good guy dorf really isn't.
172
+ --- 634886884
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+ >>634886317
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+ it’s too bad your words don’t really mean much at all
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+ --- 634887017
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+ >>634886547
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+ Could you do a Twilight Princess Darknut as a Malice Knight? That's like the one big enemy type missing from BOTW
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+ --- 634887030
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+ >>634886252
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+ It is for me at least. I put down linear games a lot faster than ones where I can do what I want.
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+ --- 634887153
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+ >>634886884
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+ you're right because sales and profits objectively do
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+ --- 634887165
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+ >>634887030
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+ It's still a retarded statement, you're basically saying all open world games are better than all non open world games, and that's just wrong, there's a lot of terrible open world games, something having more freedom doesn't automatically make something good and something not having as much doesn't automatically make it bad.
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+ --- 634887298
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+ >>634886849
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+ The one fear I have with the Ouroboros imagery in TOTK is that it's all window dressing. That Dorf taking the form of Demise is just a nod and he'll still simply be the one source of all evil and they won't address this idea that the cyclical fate of these three characters is a bad thing. Hylia has only been shown as benevolent and the idea that her continued mortality only causes the world suffering (due to Demise) won't ever be explored.
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+ --- 634887310
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+ >>634886809
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+ He wanted to restore the world that the gods destroyed.
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+ --- 634887320
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+ >>634884412
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+ Skyward Sword was kino
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+ --- 634887419
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+ >>634887165
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+ >Girls don't let me fuck them
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+ vs.
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+ >Girls DO let me fuck them
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+
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+ I rest my case.
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+ --- 634887493
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+ >>634886849
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+ >Dude needs a story
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+ They already did that in Wind Waker.
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+ --- 634887562
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+ >>634887493
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+ Too bad WW sucks ass
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+ --- 634887602
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+ >>634887310
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+ Strictly going off his speech, he laments that the 'winds' only brought the Gerudo suffering, while Hyrule's 'winds' brought peace, which was what he sought (through conquest).
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+ --- 634887636
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+ >>634887320
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+ kino for all the wrong reasons, except for Groose
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+ --- 634887657
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+ >>634887562
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+ Not everything can be Ocarina.
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+ --- 634887739
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+ >>634887602
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+ Almost all ancient wars were for resources.
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+ --- 634887889
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+ >>634887493
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+ Dorf's story since OOT has always been
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+ >punished for past wrongdoings
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+ >brought back through his own will/ToP or the Hero's meddling
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+ >claims vengeance against Hyrule
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+ >gets iced by Link and Zelda again
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+ It doesn't need to be needlessly complex, just enough to make him a more rounded character or challenge the series established tenants
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+ --- 634888039
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+ >>634887889
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+ His wrongdoings in WW were trying to take more prosperous lands for his people.
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+ --- 634888087
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+ >>634887298
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+ >The one fear I have with the Ouroboros imagery in TOTK is that it's all window dressing.
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+ It's not window dressing, it's just not related to the reincarnation cycle, and you made the mistake of getting your hopes up that it would be.
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+ --- 634888170
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+ >>634881158 (OP)
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+ >redditjak comic
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+ kill yourself
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+ --- 634888172
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+ >>634885137
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+ >The final battle consist of you controlling the whole series main villain trying to purify the hero now controlled by an even evilier force
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+ not gonna lie that would be too kino for me to handle. even sounds like one of those ideas that might make Miyamoto cum because muh innovation autism
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+ --- 634888212
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+ >>634887298
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+ >>634888087
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+ It's going to be one of Link's new iPad apps.
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+ --- 634888381
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+ >>634888172
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+ It would be pretty lame if the hero is just controlled/possessed, that's been done to death.
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+ --- 634888438
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+ >>634881158 (OP)
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+ I’m more surprised that they shoehorned Gabon into being a samurai. I guess it makes sense since there’s literal sand ninjas and shit, but man, them Japaneseses really couldn’t resist adding a fuckin’ samurai into their game, huh?
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+ --- 634888580
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+ >>634888087
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+ >window dressing
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+ legit the best term for something like this, Nintendo will drop the ball yet again
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+ --- 634888648
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+ >>634888438
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+ >fat fingered “n” with “b” and accidentally typed Gabon
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+ Is there any art of Gaben fused with Ganon
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+ --- 634888728
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+ >>634881158 (OP)
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+ My theory is that in an ancient age Ganondorf was once the hero of the Gerudo people and the rightful claimant of the Triforce of Power as designated by the goddesses (Zelda/Wisdom, Link/Courage) until Zelda cucks him for Link which allows malice to grow in his heart and corrupt him. Ultimate incel rage.
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+ --- 634888753
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+ >>634881158 (OP)
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+ What. That's clearly Link, I believe stylized to look a bit blockier like Zelda 1 Link.
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+ --- 634888773
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+ >>634883554
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+ >spoiler
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+ --- 634889009
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+ >>634888438
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+ Gonna cry?
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+ --- 634889049
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+ Ignoring the fact that what we get will not be as cool as any theory.
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+ I thought ganondorf = demise = Ganon. It doesn't really make sense that Ganondorf is not demise now and seperated himself from himself? I thought Ganondorf was the reincarnation that demise created when he created that curse.
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+ Now, as to what is going on? I dunno.
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+ Maybe calamity ganon is the demise curse, the hero was ganondorf, and this is how they become entangled? So initially demise = ganon but not ganondorf and now after the battle ganon = demise = Ganondorf?
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+ I dunno bro.
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+ Though that would make the timeline SS first and then BOTW sometime before evil ganondorf appears
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+ --- 634889103
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+ >>634885137
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+ Why Zeldafags are like this?
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+ --- 634889218
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+ >>634888580
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+ It'll be a good game and a lot of people here will enjoy it. You guys will whine and shit up the discussion, complaining that you were misled and that Nintendo has lost it because they didn't make the game you made up in your own heads.
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+ --- 634889227
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+ >>634883998
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+ >>634884243
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+ >NoA
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+ --- 634889530
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+ >seed puzzles are back
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+ Defend this.
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+ --- 634889560
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+ >>634885137
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+ >during the ending we will see Zelda holding a red haired baby implied to be the reincarnation
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+ Holy based
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+ --- 634889629
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+ Light Ganon?
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+ --- 634889675
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+ >>634889009
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+ I’m not mad about it. I just think it’s kinda funny. It’s like they couldn’t help but design him in such a cool way because they wanna remind people how rad Japanese culture is
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+ --- 634889735
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+ >>634888381
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+ >that's been done to death
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+ Name 10 games
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+ --- 634889931
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+ >>634883114
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+ Then replace the bottom image with the two Zeldas from SS. Boom now where's your argument? Especially since TotK is confirmed to have time travel bullshit.
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+ --- 634889983
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+ >>634889530
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+ >seed puzzles
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+ Only seed puzzles I wanna do in the new Zelda are with my dick in Zelda's beautiful pink pussy! Heheheheh! *slaps big potbelly while holding cigar in other hand*
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+
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+ Like, I wanna spray my seed in Zelda's face! Mipha's too! I love that little fish slut! Heheheheheheh! *slaps big potbelly, twists on massive mustache*
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+
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+ Like, I wanna do """seed puzzles""" with all those beautiful ebony Gerudo babes! With my cock! Heheheheheheheh! *slaps big potbelly, pulls on massive cock*
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+ --- 634890118
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+ >>634883554
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+ >BotW was never made with the timeline in mind
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+
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+ No shit, nothing was made with the timeline in mind because the only reason Nintendo came out with a timeline was to shut up the fucking autists who kept obsessing about how these unrelated games could possibly relate to each other.
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+ --- 634890178
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+ >>634889530
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+ >seed puzzles are back
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+ If they're how we upgrade our inventory again I'm going to kill myself
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+ --- 634890234
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+ >>634884369
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+ It literally didn't change nything, you have autism
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+ --- 634890321
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+ >>634890118
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+ >unrelated games
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+ Yeah I wonder why, you know when Majora's Mask and Wind Waker were specifically made as OoT sequels. And when Miyamoto said OoT was the actual origin tale of the entire series.
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+ --- 634890345
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+ >>634885137
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+ >cuckshit
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+ Ganondorf doesn't like Zelda. Ganondorf doesn't like Link. Ganondorf likes conquering, lying, stealing and killing. Ganondorf isn't a misunderstood hero.
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+ --- 634890416
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+ >>634883554
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+ >If you turn Ganondorf's robe inside out, the colors would match with the hero mural perfectly
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+ Ok, I'm on board now.
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+ --- 634890551
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+ >>634890178
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+ A real chad thing for Nintendo to do would be to "Minjo-ify" the Koroks. Have some of the Koroks you find turn out to be evil, and they're mini-boss fights.
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+
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+ Nintendo's not this smart, though.
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+ --- 634891239
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+ >>634889103
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+ A /dbs/schizo has no place to talk
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+ --- 634891283
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+ So I'm guessing this game canonizes the idea that Ganon was never evil initially, and was "corrupted" by "Calamity" into becoming the Evil King of Power we have today?
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+ --- 634891415
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+ >>634891283
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+ Why would you guess that?
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+ --- 634891481
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+ >>634891283
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+ Ganondorf grows Demise scales eventually, so probably.
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+ --- 634891490
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+ >>634885353
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+ Wasn't he sealed and Ganondorf is another guy?
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+ Same as Vaati I figured.
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+ --- 634891503
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+ >>634891283
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+ Anon they lowkey already did that with Skyward Sword.
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+ --- 634891545
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+ >>634891283
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+ I mean isn't Ganondorf really just the reincarnation of Groose >>634891503, who was a good guy in the end.
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+ --- 634891683
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+ >>634891503
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+ He knows old women well
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+ --- 634892024
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+ >>634881158 (OP)
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+ >wojakposter
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+ >abhorrently retarded post
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+ Every single time
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+ --- 634892037
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+ >>634883830
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+ No replies as always
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+ Why do these retards keep posting this shit theory, when it has been debunked with hard facts over and over
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+
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+ Is it really just closeted fags rooting for Dorf?
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+ --- 634892256
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+ >>634881158 (OP)
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+ what the fuck do you even mean with that? even as a shitpost it doesn't make sense
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+ >>634886071
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+ >LE SYMPATHETIC
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+ that's just his motivation anon. he's not sympathetic
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+ --- 634892286
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+ >>634891283
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+ >no game with ganondorf since skyward sword/demise
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+ feels weird realizing this now.
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+ --- 634892336
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+ >>634892024
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+ Not an argument.
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+ --- 634892343
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+ >>634883554
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+ >with the hero mural perfectl
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+ what mural?
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+ --- 634892384
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+ >>634892343
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+ --- 634892420
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+ >>634892037
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+ >Why do these retards keep posting this shit theory
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+ Because they want an interesting twist on the series' formula, but the best their addled brains can come up with is "BAD GUY GOOD".
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+ --- 634892581
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+ >>634892384
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+ Zelda (left), Ganon (middle), Link (right)
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+ --- 634892617
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+ >>634892581
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+ Link doesn't have red hair.
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+ --- 634892656
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+ >>634892037
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+ because everyone else is doing "subversion" these days and turning video games into movies. now it's Nintendo's turn to do the same
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+ and just like the fags advocating for "Good Guy" Ganondorf are WWfags
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+ Rito, Koroks, Beedle and the 10 year stagnancy was enough, thanks
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+ --- 634892672
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+ >>634892286
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+ Well his previous appearances were the console 3D games. Link Between Worlds was based on Link to the Past.
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+ --- 634892709
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+ Do you ever get the feeling that redditfrog and partyjak are the rights trannies? Both are a fad. (Trannies are a fad but more self destructive but my point remains) Both are retarded masses lead by a ratking. Both follow the herd and do retarded shit for their leaders in an effort to fit in and feel wanted. Both are the result of pathetic parasocial shit.
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+ --- 634892738
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+ >>634891545
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+ No, he's the reincarnation of Demise. Demise says blah blah my rage will reincarnate for generations blah blah.
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+ --- 634892804
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+ apparently game is in the wild now
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+ --- 634892813
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+ >>634892617
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+ Ganondorf doesn't have blue eyes. Also, see >>634883830
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+ --- 634892848
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+ >>634892617
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+ and zelda is not black
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+ --- 634892927
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+ >>634892804
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+ --- 634893012
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+ >>634892848
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+ >and zelda is not b- ACK
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+ --- 634893016
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+ >>634886071
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+ This was not an attempt to draw sympathy (he literally punches a 12 old boy twice, right after he gives that speech). Instead, it merely gives some context into Ganondorf's view of the world and his peverted sense of sentimentality.
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+ First and foremost, Ganondorf is a thief. He tries to steal the Sun's Song, then he attempts to steal the spiritual stones, the Ocarina of Time and the Triforce itself. Of course, he does try to steal all of the aforementioned just because he wants to rule Hyrule.
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+ Which is also why he is so hellbent on restoring Hyrule in WW. Hyrule to him is like that shiny pearl at the bottom of the ocean that he was never able to have. It is also why Ganondorf is presented as a parallel to the King of Hyrule, and, as the King learns how to let go, and trusts into the new generation to build a far better kingdom, Ganondorf laughs at the idea. Which is also why he tries to murder both kids, Ganondorf can't grasp the idea that someone would willingly give up on the Hyrule of old, the Hyrule he would do anything to have for himself.
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+ --- 634893082
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+ >>634893012
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+ im gonna get real mad if this ends up being zelda with extra long ears instead of a new character/goddess
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+ --- 634893209
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+ >>634891239
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+ you can say that again lol
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+ --- 634893214
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+ >ganondorf is that anon that's been around since 2008 and misses the old shitposts
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+ --- 634893219
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+ >>634892709
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+ I think you're looking into this a little too seriously, anon. They're just faggots looking for (You)s. I doubt they even care about what they're talking about.
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+ --- 634893373
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+ >>634893214
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+ meant to reply you >>634893016
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+ --- 634893408
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+ >>634893016
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+ we just gonna forget this happened?? come on now anon......
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+ --- 634893454
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+ >>634893012
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+ good thing that's not zelda
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+ --- 634893525
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+ Are people really getting bent out of shape over whether or not Ganondorf is gonna be the big bad? Out of all the things I've seen a fanbase be split over on /v/ this is some basic bitch stuff.
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+ --- 634893561
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+ >>634893214
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+ in a sense yes. you could alo says he's that anon that misses past gaming. WW's ganon is basically clinging to a past that won't ever return
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+ --- 634893575
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+ >>634881158 (OP)
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+ >people keep assuming he is fighting
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+ >implying he's not commanding
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+ notice all the fiends behind him
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+ --- 634893598
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+ >>634893525
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+ silence rabbid rosalina fan you have no right to talk shit
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+ --- 634893602
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+ >>634893016
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+ >anon actually understands WW ganondorf
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+ --- 634893634
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+ >>634883554
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+ wrong the mural shows the ancient hero you can even see the on girl from the trailers to the left of ganon
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+ --- 634893709
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+ >>634893408
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+ nta but what about it?
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+ --- 634893805
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+ >>634892813
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+ >Also, see
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+ I'm going to remind you that Impa's explanation says nothing about the man Ganondorf himself. "Calamity Ganon" is underground, is not the same as saying Ganondorf the man was underground the entire time. Also, the mural the bunny dragons have underground tells a different story than Impa's mural. There is nothing about Ganon leading a giant army, or when old Zelda was being held ritualistically for some purpose, or the fact the bunny-goat, whatever they are played a part in sealing Ganon, specifically the arm. They are clearly doing an alternate story to the mural probably so they aren't tied down by an origin story the team wrote over 6 years ago that was just there to explain the connection between the hero, Zelda, and Ganon and what the player's objective is. Also keep in mind that the Zelda on Impa's mural is very clearly the one we've seen in trailers, so why would she be around when Ganondorf was first sealed? Does she never grow old or something? Something fucky is going on.
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+ --- 634893850
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+ >>634881158 (OP)
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+ It wasn’t a Wowsers from more. More of a Zoinks, then a D’oh, followed by a Yabba Dabba Doo with a hint of Gawrsh.
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+ --- 634893902
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+ >>634893082
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+ I just realized how massive her ears are, even compared to Zelda's. Maybe she's like the very first Hylian and gave the race their ears.
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+ Whoever she is, she's obviously related to Zelda in some way, to the point that Zelda needs to dress exactly like her for some reason?
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+ My only guess for that would be that the reason Zelda gets sent to the past is because Zonai Zelda switches places with her time, going to the future to help Link while Zelda goes to the past to help Rauru, Link's ancient equivalent.
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+ --- 634894031
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+ >>634890345
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+ based
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+ --- 634894060
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+ >>634885137
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+ This fucking new "thirst trap" ganondorf is just gonna spark even more cuckshit content from artists.
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+ --- 634894091
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+ >>634893902
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+ Calling it - the rabbit/goat/dragon people were the ones who created the hylians, and that's why the tan mystery chick has huge ears. It symbolizes their connection.
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+
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+ The bloodline purity was lost to time, depending on which timeline you delve into - resulting in shorter elf ears or no elf ears at all (traditional humans.)
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+ --- 634894116
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+ >>634890178
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+ Please do it now
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+ --- 634894258
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+ >>634893525
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+ a better question is will this be the first ever zelda game with multiple endings.
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+ --- 634894321
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+ >>634892804
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+ It'll leak for sure but I don't think it's actually out there yet. Someone would post gameplay so fucking fast
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+ --- 634894325
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+ >>634892617
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+ It's not red.
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+ --- 634894441
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+ >>634894116
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+ Come and make me shithead
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+ --- 634894489
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+ >>634889931
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+ kek he never replied
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+ --- 634894526
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+ >>634890345
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+ Zelda sure but doesn’t Ganondorf express a respect for Link in multiple games? They’re mortal enemies but I didn’t get the impression that all of his incarnations hate Link.
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+ --- 634894545
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+ >>634894441
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+ Diy bitch
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+ --- 634894556
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+ >>634893016
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+ I feel like the Thief aspect of Ganon dorf is never explored. It feels interchangeable with conqueror a lot of the time, or doesn't really feel like hes stealing anything. Perhaps I just don't remember much.
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+ --- 634894583
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+ >>634881158 (OP)
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+ dark link isn't even really link.
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+ --- 634894774
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+ If only you kitties knew the extent of the implications behind shadow characters
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+ --- 634894791
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+ >>634893805
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+ >They are clearly doing an alternate story to the mural probably so they aren't tied down by an origin story the team wrote over 6 years ago
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+ The point is that Impa's tapestry isn't the origin story. Zonai history predates it and involves a war with Ganondorf, probably ending with his sealing.
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+ Obviously Nintendo didn't have this stuff planned out when they were writing BotW, but they're not telling an alternate story, they're just delving farther back into the setting's past while keeping the story of BotW intact.
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+ --- 634894806
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+ >>634894774
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+ Lazy final boss of Adventure of Link that got recycled in later games.
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+ --- 634894923
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+ >>634894791
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+ Why is the girl from Impa's mural still alive?
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+ --- 634895096
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+ >>634893012
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+ WE WUZ ZELDAZ N SHIET
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+ --- 634895269
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+ >>634894091
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+ The other Zonai people shown in the art book also have gigantic ears, so it seems likely that the Zonai tribe just became Hylians over time as the "big ear" genotype was watered down.
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+ Zonai were the progenitors of Hylians then I guess.
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+ --- 634895321
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+ >>634893408
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+ He literally tries to kill both Link and Zelda after the King steals his wish.
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+ --- 634895346
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+ >>634893012
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+ Zonaida
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+ --- 634895379
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+ >>634894923
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+ Why are you assuming it's her? Impa's tapestry and the Zonai murals depict two different time periods.
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+ --- 634895539
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+ >>634894791
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+ maybe they somehow sucked the ganon-ness out of ganondorf and that went on to become calamity ganon whilst ganondorf became a pretty cool guy
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+ --- 634895634
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+ >>634893902
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+ Still can't believe after 6 years it still looks the same graphically. They could've at least added more detail to the models to make it look more like the artwork
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+ --- 634895695
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+ >>634886262
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+ I'm not opposed to the idea. Something along the lines of a Less willing villain who slowly grows more corrupted and evil because he throws himself into the Triforce of Power without regard. That could be interesting.
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+ --- 634895797
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+ >>634895269
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+ >the Zonai townsfolk are only seen in a cutscene and their town isn't explorable
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+ How mad will people be?
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+ --- 634895824
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+ >>634895539
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+ That can't be right because Ganondorf is still leaking Malice at the start of the game and is definitely not a pretty cool guy.
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+ --- 634896429
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+ >>634895379
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+ Because she's seen standing next to the bunny goats?
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+ --- 634896505
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+ >>634881158 (OP)
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+ this game is going to be so fucking bad
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+ --- 634896774
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+ >>634896429
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+ What are you talking about?
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+ --- 634896916
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+ >>634892738
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+ The Gerudo's descended from Groose, so yeah.
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+ --- 634896932
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+ Has anyone bothered entertaining the fact that there might be more than one Ganon? BotW is composed of a mash up of previous Zelda game references so much so, it's impossible to tell where it takes place (which they did on purpose). When they do Ganondorf, it's always the guy from OoT being unsealed but with the huge time gaps this game has in it's history, that doesn't seem possible, unless they are retconing OoT Ganondorf and saying this is his actual origin story which would be hilariously bad. Also the Japanese website is highlighting the fact that Ganondorf is one of the male Gerudo born every 100 years, not so much the fact he's the king of evil leading armies and shit which everyone knows he is.
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+ --- 634897005
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+ >>634892813
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+ It's actually green in the mural, not blue.
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+ Don't all Gerudo's have green eyes?
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+ I bet Ganondorf had green eyes and orange skin like a regular Gerudo before getting possessed.
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+ --- 634897064
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+ >>634893012
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+ >artwork has here a having a slight tan
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+ >game makes her black
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+ WTF
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+ --- 634897092
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+ So if the timeline spilt that means OoT Link didn't really win right?
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+ --- 634897110
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+ >>634884369
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+ You mean OoT was the worst in the series. The whole thing is an idiot plot.
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+ --- 634897315
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+ >>634897005
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+ Or just mummified in general. Isn't the original mummy more orange anyway? Though that might be back in 2019 so they might have changed it.
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+ --- 634897373
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+ >>634891283
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+ Gannon and Gannondorf are like soul and body, Gannon is straight up the embodiment of Demises curse, while Gannondorf was just a douche tribal warlord ala OoT. Simply because of his inclination for evil, it makes him a suitable vessel.
618
+ --- 634897385
619
+ >>634896932
620
+ >When they do Ganondorf, it's always the guy from OoT being unsealed
621
+ Four Swords
622
+ --- 634897392
623
+ >>634897092
624
+ He won in one of them, the adult timeline.
625
+ --- 634897435
626
+ >>634895321
627
+ He knew he was going to die anyway due to the flooding.
628
+ He just wanted to experience the Hero's "wind" one last time before passing.
629
+
630
+ Man, Wind Waker had such a deep Ganondorf.
631
+ --- 634897453
632
+ >>634897064
633
+ >artwork
634
+ *concept art
635
+ >>634897392
636
+ >in one of them
637
+ So he didn't win
638
+ --- 634897491
639
+ >>634897005
640
+ >I bet Ganondorf had green eyes and orange skin like a regular Gerudo before getting possessed.
641
+ Possessed by himself? He was already sealed underground by that point and artbook leaks show he was already controlling Malice in ancient times.
642
+ --- 634897676
643
+ >>634897453
644
+ He didn't win in all timelines, no.
645
+ --- 634897801
646
+ >>634897385
647
+ Literally the only time and he was reincarnated. In fact, the shit with four swords happened because the Gerudo kicked him out of the village once they realized who he was and he went schizo.
648
+ --- 634897927
649
+ >>634897772
650
+ >>Zelda was originally based on Miyamoto's childhood's adventures in a nearby forest
651
+ >>Link is based on Peter Pan
652
+ >>Peter Pan fights his own shadow
653
+ >bro it's not complicated
654
+ Why did you delete this?
655
+ --- 634897931
656
+ >>634881158 (OP)
657
+ >Zelda was originally based on Miyamoto's childhood's adventures in a nearby forest
658
+ >Link is based on Peter Pan
659
+ >Peter Pan fights his own shadow
660
+ bro it's not complicated
661
+ --- 634898001
662
+ >>634881158 (OP)
663
+ Most retarded theory I've heard so far whatever youtubenigger came up with this really outdid themselves this time
664
+ --- 634898009
665
+ >>634897927
666
+ see
667
+ >>634897931
668
+ --- 634898073
669
+ >>634897801
670
+ >Literally the only time and he was reincarnated
671
+ So you were wrong.
672
+ --- 634898102
673
+ >>634898073
674
+ Wrong about what?
675
+ --- 634898171
676
+ >>634881158 (OP)
677
+ Why not make Ganon a good guy for once?
678
+
679
+ >but muh fated eternally to be the bad guy
680
+ Honestly I'm fine with another shakeup, remmeber when they actually killed Ganondorf off for real in Wind Waker and in the sequels he was still dead?
681
+ --- 634898197
682
+ >>634898102
683
+ "it's always the guy from OoT being unsealed"
684
+ --- 634898239
685
+ >>634883554
686
+ >BotW was never made with the timeline in mind
687
+ neither were any of the other games, only retards believe that
688
+ --- 634898254
689
+ >>634892581
690
+ And he is saying
691
+ >Brown Zelda-like
692
+ >Demise
693
+ >Ganondorf
694
+ --- 634898330
695
+ >>634898254
696
+ >And he is saying
697
+ He didn't saything.
698
+ --- 634898374
699
+ >>634898197
700
+ It pretty much is. Only one time has he been reincarnated and it was fucking four swords, not what anyone would consider a mainline entry.
701
+ --- 634898468
702
+ >>634898374
703
+ >It pretty much is
704
+ Just stop with the cope already, you were wrong.
705
+ --- 634898505
706
+ >>634885137
707
+ This would be kino beyond kino, too bad nintendo has no balls to do something like this
708
+ --- 634898631
709
+ >>634887017
710
+ Fuck i forgot about the Malice Knight bit, but i decided to take a more unique, threatening take on it, as if it were another Lynel esque enemy
711
+ --- 634898641
712
+ >>634898468
713
+ Can I ask why you're hyper-fixated on it though? What's your point?
714
+ --- 634898773
715
+ >>634897931
716
+ >>Link is based on Peter Pan
717
+ Yeah, it's almost shameless
718
+ >Boy dressed in green, who fights with a sword who is aided by a glowing fairy
719
+ Thankfully the series moved on and now has its own identity
720
+ --- 634898923
721
+ >>634898641
722
+ Pointing out someone is wrong about something isn't being hyper fixated.
723
+ --- 634898972
724
+ >>634898254
725
+ >>Demise
726
+ You mean "Calamity Ganon"? The entity that literally every character in the game calls "Calamity Ganon". The thing the that even game itself calls "Ganon" and chooses to take on the same demon pig form that Ganondorf does?
727
+ Sorry, but it's never referred to as "Demise" at any point. Not sure how you made that mistake.
728
+ --- 634899039
729
+ >>634898773
730
+ >>634897931
731
+ I like to believe Legend inspired the japs more than peter pan.
732
+ --- 634899253
733
+ >>634898923
734
+ It has nothing else to do with the rest of my point though. If anything, pointing that out strengthens the fact he's probably a reincarnation, and the malice is just malice born from Ganons in the past who lost over and over again.
735
+ --- 634899372
736
+ >>634898773
737
+ >Thankfully the series moved on and now has its own identity
738
+ There is nothing wrong about being inspired by Peter Pan.
739
+ --- 634899449
740
+ >>634881158 (OP)
741
+ Iirc Canon wasn't always destined to be Demise, he just found himself in the midst of the cycle when he made his way into the sacred realm and got the Triforce of Power. I can easily see Ganondorf eventually severing ties from Demise and the beast Ganon is the curse being separated from him.
742
+ --- 634899564
743
+ >>634899253
744
+ >It has nothing else to do with the rest of my point though
745
+ So?
746
+ --- 634899678
747
+ >>634899449
748
+ >Ganondorf will be good once he separates from Ganon
749
+ These copes just get worse and worse
750
+ --- 634899757
751
+ >curse
752
+ What Demise delivers is not a curse; it’s a warning. Demise cautions Link and Zelda that their hatred contributes just as much to a bloody cycle of destruction as his own, and that the “light” of Hyrule is just as responsible for evil as its “darkness.”
753
+ In Japanese, the effect of lingering malice within the karmic cycle of death and rebirth is called on’nen, a word that the English-language publication of Hyrule Encyclopedia translates as Demise’s “curse” and the English script of Skyward Sword renders as “hatred.” Demise’s on’nen is targeted at the goddess Hylia, who sealed him within the earth during an ancient war and later sacrificed her divinity in order to set into motion a series of events to ensure that he would be dealt with once the seal containing him eventually broke.
754
+ Although Hylia is no longer a goddess by the time Skyward Sword begins, her soul is reincarnated as the first Zelda, who returns to the surface at the end of the game and presumably establishes the kingdom of Hyrule. Zelda uses the magic of the Triforce, which can be used to alter reality, to utterly eradicate Demise from the face of the earth. Nevertheless, at the end of the final battle, Demise tells Link that his on’nen will remain, claiming, “An incarnation of my hatred shall ever follow your kind, dooming them to wander a blood-soaked sea of darkness for all time!” In other words, as long as Zelda’s bloodline remains in Hyrule, her kingdom will suffer from Demise’s lingering resentment.
755
+ (1/?)
756
+ --- 634899851
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+ Why are redditjacks accepted nowadays?
758
+ --- 634899916
759
+ >>634899757
760
+ Although Demise’s curse appears to be a standard villainous taunt in English, the grammatical structure of the line in Japanese implies that it is not “your kind” (kisamara) who will suffer. Rather, the “incarnation” (gonge) of Demise’s on’nen will “walk the earth alongside” (tomo ni urotsuku) the princesses and heroes of future generations. What Demise is saying is that the violent actions of Link and Zelda will give rise to circumstances that bring about resentment against them in the future. The original Japanese line therefore reads less like a curse and more like a warning concerning the effect of such strongly and mutually held malice (on’nen) within the cycle of transmigration.
761
+ The word Demise uses to refer to the “incarnation” of this karma, gonge, is also a term associated with Japanese Buddhism, specifically the Shugendō sect of esoteric Buddhism. Shugendō is highly syncretic in its incorporation of elements from multiple religious traditions throughout Asia, including native Japanese Shintō animism. Within Shugendō, local deities are believed to be gonge, or temporary manifestations that a buddha or bodhisattva takes in order to save living beings. Judging by his use of this Buddhist terminology, Demise seems to be aware of the apocalyptic cycle of destruction that will be created not merely by his own fury but also by the violence enacted by Hylia, Link, and Zelda, all of which contributes to karmic on’nen.
762
+ (2/?)
763
+ --- 634900017
764
+ >>634899678
765
+ Ganondorf was just a man seeking a revolution because of the Hylians sending off prisoners to the Shadow Temple to be tortured by the Sheikah. Now that Nintendo is too squeaky clean to have that kind if subtext in their games, Ganondorf has no reason to seek justice with the current heroes.
766
+ --- 634900020
767
+ >>634899757
768
+ >What Demise delivers is not a curse
769
+ Well it is now, lmao.
770
+ --- 634900023
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+ >>634899916
772
+ The origin of Demise’s “curse” is not merely his own hatred, but the hatred of the goddess Hylia as well. Within the “blood-soaked sea of darkness�� of the future that Demise envisions resulting from Hylia’s actions, the avatar of his malice is a gonge, a manifestation of higher powers tasked with performing actions necessary to end human suffering. Demise’s understanding of himself as a force that transcends simplistic concepts of good and evil therefore complicates his role as a villain. Whereas Hylia seeks to bring an Apollonian order to the world at any cost, Demise might be understood as a Dionysian chaotic drive that restores balance to the world by disrupting a rigid and unchanging stasis.
773
+ Just as Hylia was reincarnated as Zelda, the karma generated by Demise was not extinguished, and it was eventually inherited by Ganondorf. When he first appears in Ocarina of Time, Ganondorf murders the king of Hyrule and uses the Triforce of Power, which augments his already considerable magical abilities, to conquer Hyrule for himself. He is defeated by Link, whom Zelda then sends back seven years into the past to prevent Ganondorf from rising to power in the first place.
774
+ In this second timeline, Ganondorf is successfully banished to the Twilight Realm, but he returns to Hyrule once again in Twilight Princess. By this point he seems to have become aware of the cycle perpetuated by malice; and, at the end of the game, he says to Link and Zelda, “Do not think this ends here… The history of light and shadow will be written in blood!” This warning echoes the final words of Demise, who similarly cautioned Link regarding the manner in which violence can only beget violence.
775
+ (3/?)
776
+ --- 634900097
777
+ >>634900023
778
+ In Twilight Princess, Ganondorf blames the perpetuation of this cycle of bloodshed on the “light” of Hyrule. He uses this word with bitter irony, as he has learned that the Twilight Realm was created to prevent the rise of Ganon, which was believed to have been associated with the advanced magic and technology of a group of people who were exiled from Hyrule into the shadowy otherworld.
779
+ It is therefore not just the actions of ostensibly villainous forces but also the countermeasures used against them that have resulted in the cycle of destruction that has reduced Hyrule to a preindustrial state. If Ganondorf truly wished to free himself from the cycle, he would need to give up his attachment to his dream of reshaping Hyrule’s history with his own hands. Nevertheless, he refuses to do so, an attitude resulting in the “obsession” (or mōnen, another Buddhist term used in relation to Calamity Ganon) that ultimately transforms Ganondorf the man into Ganon the monster. In the distant future of Hyrule that serves as the setting of Breath of the Wild, historical memories of Ganondorf have been lost to time, and only the “malice” (on’nen) of Ganon remains to ensure that the order and light of Zelda’s monarchy are balanced by the chaos and darkness of the natural world.
780
+ (4/4)
781
+ --- 634900161
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+ Finally a good zelda villain arc instead of just muh destroy world want power, would be cool if we play as ganon and kick that little femboy ass
783
+ --- 634900209
784
+ >>634898631
785
+ redid the colors because i didn't like em that much
786
+ --- 634900219
787
+ >>634900020
788
+ That just seems to be Ganondorf accepting the same place in the karmic cycle that Demise used to fill. Ganondorf, inherits Demise's place as the Demon King, after all.
789
+ --- 634900262
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+ >>634886146
791
+ My little sister played both MM and OOT and she loved them. She was impatient at first but with time in the game she now loves MM
792
+
793
+ 'outdated' is a low iq term. Bad controls are consistent with time usually and that is not the case with oot, Imagine calling a movie before 2000 outdated lol
794
+ --- 634900394
795
+ >>634900017
796
+ He was a ((("wicked man of the desert"))) who killed a tree because it wouldn't give him the gemstone he needed to obtain a golden power. When he finally obtains that golden power, he transforms into a demonic pig, a symbol of malevolent greed.
797
+ --- 634900530
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+ >>634892813
799
+ or the master sword
800
+ --- 634900607
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+ >>634900219
802
+ And what if the malice and the man are different? Ganondorf is on a reincarnation cycle, be it due to Demise or his connection to the triforce, but when he's born he's never inherently evil. He raised that way and from witnessing his circumstances. If the malice is just the pent up rage of Ganon though the ages and it's desire to never want to die until he wins up against a reincarnation that has no idea what any of this is about because he had a different upbringing, what would happen? That would be an interesting twist to Ganondorf this time.
803
+ --- 634900680
804
+ >>634898972
805
+ It'll be Demise.
806
+ Your theory is no better than mine until the game releases.
807
+ --- 634900758
808
+ >>634900607
809
+ It would just be a random guy then, besides the whole "from a society of girls" assuming he is Gerudo still.
810
+ --- 634900829
811
+ >>634900758
812
+ He would be a random guy with the same name until someone merged the two of them together.
813
+ --- 634900878
814
+ >>634899757
815
+ >>634899916
816
+ >>634900023
817
+ >>634900097
818
+ It's a nice copypasta, but it fails to take into account what TotK shows, which is that Ganondorf himself is ultimately the source of Malice and therefore the Calamity.
819
+ Ganondorf never "transforms" into a monster. Calamity Ganon is a pure manifestation of the monster inside him that refuses to let go of his hatred, so bent on destruction that it it survives across millenia and lives on by sheer will even as his body is restrained.
820
+ --- 634900937
821
+ >>634900680
822
+ It won't.
823
+ And my theory actually is better because it's based on something real, while yours is based entirely on wishful thinking.
824
+ --- 634901075
825
+ >>634899851
826
+ Always have been, tourist
827
+ --- 634901079
828
+ >>634900394
829
+ Sacrifices must be made.
830
+ --- 634901134
831
+ >>634900829
832
+ >He would be a random guy with the same name until someone merged the two of them together.
833
+ Hmm...
834
+ --- 634901137
835
+ >>634900937
836
+ >And my theory actually is better because
837
+ holy fucking lol
838
+ --- 634901187
839
+ >>634901137
840
+ >no argument
841
+ That's what I thought.
842
+ --- 634901258
843
+ >>634899757
844
+ >>634899916
845
+ >>634900023
846
+ >>634900097
847
+ Best posts ITT
848
+ This poster will understand the Ouroboros
849
+ >>634901187
850
+ I'm not here to argue my theory vs yours. You seem upset. You aren't prepared to enertain any idea but your own so just wait for the game and see if you're right, faggot.
851
+ --- 634901292
852
+ LoZ lore is too deep for me to understand.
853
+ --- 634901407
854
+ >>634883389
855
+ Ganondorf from OoT is the same one in the other games. There's only one in the series minus Four Swords Adventures which people kind of ignore
856
+ --- 634901410
857
+ >>634901258
858
+ I'll entertain any theory given proper evidence. Yours has none. The fact that you're not even willing to defend it proves so.
859
+ --- 634901623
860
+ >>634900607
861
+ Ganondorf continuously chooses to be evil and it is ultimately HIS choice to continue warring against Hyrule. Ganondorf continuously presents himself as a chaotic opposition to balance out Hyrule's order, much like Demise. There is a major difference between both of them, however.
862
+ Demise, by the time BotW starts, is long dead, considering how, by the end of Skyward Sword, he embraces death with open arms (quite literally as he opens his arms before dying) and just warns Link of the karmic cycle that will plague both his and Zelda's descendants. Demise ultimately warns Link that someone worse than him would take his place in the karmic cycle and would inherit his hatred therefore becoming his on'nen and Ganondorf just so happens to fill that role.
863
+ Ganondorf on the other hand, refuses to move on as he is incapable of moving on. He has a perverted sentimentality with Hyrule as >>634893016 puts it, and wants to rule it.
864
+ What I'm trying to say is, Ganondorf is his own person and it is up to him to decide or not to fit the role as Demon King. Ganondorf isn't Demise. However, considering how TotK is shaping up to be and how much Ganondorf seems to ressemble Demise in this shot, it can be assumed Ganondorf has come to terms and has decided to fill the same role Demise did back then.
865
+ --- 634901742
866
+ >>634899757
867
+ >>634899916
868
+ >>634900023
869
+ >>634900097
870
+ --- 634901810
871
+ >>634901742
872
+ Of course you didn’t, you’re the FF7 fan that’s played every game but FF7
873
+ --- 634901931
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+ >>634881158 (OP)
875
+ >Pretends to fight the original Ganon
876
+ >Summons him into his body for evil shit instead
877
+ >Taken over and merges with the primordial (OoT/ALttP) Ganon
878
+ BAsed
879
+ --- 634901948
880
+ >>634892804
881
+ any first party source?
882
+ --- 634901950
883
+ >>634901623
884
+ *has come to terms with his own hatred
885
+ I need to sleep
886
+ --- 634902000
887
+ >>634886146
888
+ Terrible comparison. Minecraft is built to be entertaining for long periods of time, BOTW runs out of shit to do very quickly. BOTW is monotonous while OoT is varied and engaging from beginning to end.
889
+ --- 634902071
890
+ *634901810
891
+ u mad lol
892
+ --- 634902186
893
+ >>634899757
894
+ >>634899916
895
+ >>634900023
896
+ >>634900097
897
+ Anyone who has read any literature should understand that but since these are Nintendo autists it must be a real, literal curse that Demise was somehow able to cast as he died.
898
+ --- 634902393
899
+ this better fucking not turn out to be a final fantasy 3/14 tier shit thing where constant conflict between light and dark is needed because all light is bad and all dark is just as bad
900
+ --- 634902442
901
+ Why are these low-effort bait threads always the ones that get 500 replies
902
+ --- 634902478
903
+ >>634902393
904
+ Wouldn't it be boring without that conflict?
905
+ --- 634902507
906
+ >>634902442
907
+ because its a game we are generally looking forward to on so many levels and shitposting/theorycrafting/guessing is all we can do to cope the time until the 15th
908
+ --- 634902525
909
+ >>634902186
910
+ It would actually be the fault of the english translation which he mentioned in his posts if you actually read them, retard.
911
+ --- 634902570
912
+ >>634902186
913
+ You realize SS was created to be an explanation for why Ganondorf is always bad, Link is always good, and Zelda is always the princess, right?
914
+ Everyone wanted Nintendo to give them a reason why the games always have the same basic story, and SS was the answer.
915
+ You can hyperfixate on every piece of original Japanese dialogue and pull whatever convenient interpretation out of it that you want. Nintendo literally only created SS to say, "This is is why the story is always the same. Shut up and stop asking."
916
+ --- 634902620
917
+ >>634902478
918
+ thats sorta how it happened in both games
919
+ >ff3s world of darkness was just monsters roaming around looking for anything with Light in it to destroy it
920
+ there was no light until the warriors of light arrived
921
+ >ff14's world of light was just monsters roaming around looking for anything with Darkness in it to destroy it
922
+ there was no real conflict until the warrior of darkness (player) arrived. most of the NPCs were post-apoc trying to survive in what was left of the world
923
+ --- 634902652
924
+ >>634902525
925
+ It's still a curse in JP too faggot
926
+ --- 634902683
927
+ >>634902652
928
+ They don't use the word curse literally like the english version does.
929
+ --- 634902729
930
+ >>634902683
931
+ YWNBJ
932
+ --- 634902773
933
+ >>634902525
934
+ It's clearly a metaphor in English. If he had said something like "my hate never dies" it means the same thing but doesn't make Youtubers think it's a real literal magic curse.
935
+ >>634902570
936
+ It does serve as an origin for Link and Zelda, Ganondorf never needed one since he's always the same person and, frankly, the idea that people are only evil because of a curse is super gay.
937
+ --- 634903187
938
+ >>634883554
939
+ >If you turn Ganondorf's robe inside out, the colors would match with the hero mural perfectly
940
+ wtf you're right
941
+ --- 634903210
942
+ >>634902773
943
+ How are they going to feasibly explain that Totk Ganondorf is OoT Ganondorf with all the huge time gaps? The malice under Hyrule is older than the 10,000 year time gap. That's an insane amount of time.
944
+ --- 634903320
945
+ >>634886146
946
+ >because I get to do what I want, when I want, and go wherever
947
+ So long as what you want to do is repetitive and pointless and where you want to go is either empty or also repetitive and pointless.
948
+ --- 634903351
949
+ >>634902773
950
+ >the idea that people are only evil because of a curse is super gay.
951
+ Gay or not, that's the reason Nintendo came up with. The point is that Ganondorf is always evil. That, along with Link being the hero and Zelda the princess, is the whole point of the game.
952
+ --- 634903471
953
+ >>634903210
954
+ Can't die, too angry
955
+ --- 634903476
956
+ >>634902729
957
+ You will never blow job?
958
+ --- 634903532
959
+ >>634903210
960
+ TotK Ganondorf is not OoT Ganondorf. It's a new male Gerudo who'll end up being taken over by original Ganon. Mark my words.
961
+ --- 634903571
962
+ >>634892617
963
+ So if right is ganondorf and the middle is ganon who's the ugly ass gremlin on the left? Zelda doesn't have red skin and isn't a hideous hunchbacked midget.
964
+ --- 634903606
965
+ >>634903210
966
+ >How are they going to feasibly explain that Totk Ganondorf is OoT Ganondorf with all the huge time gaps?
967
+ They're not. They'll make vague references to OoT in the form of him being the Gerudo king, but they won't explicitly say whether it's him or not.
968
+ --- 634903636
969
+ >>634901623
970
+ >What I'm trying to say is, Ganondorf is his own person
971
+ You didn't prove that at all. You've just had to contort Demise being killed as him accepting death, despite the whole cursing bit saying he's gonna come back again and again. That's the opposite of accepting his fait and falls exactly inline with Ganondorf always seeking to come back. Ganondorf is him coming back, there is no separation, he is not a vessel that gets cursed. He is the curse given form.
972
+
973
+ Show any evidence of a Ganondorf that exists as a separate being.
974
+ --- 634903638
975
+ >>634885137
976
+ People would burn down Nintendo buildings if this happened.
977
+ --- 634903705
978
+ >>634881158 (OP)
979
+ >Ganondorf is the true wielder of the master sword
980
+ KINO!!!!
981
+ --- 634903724
982
+ >>634903210
983
+ Explain? They don't give a shit, they just throw in whatever. Most you'll get is some cheap member berries like botw.
984
+ --- 634903824
985
+ >>634903638
986
+ That's why it'd be kino.
987
+ --- 634903869
988
+ >>634903532
989
+ I really feel that would be the best excuse considering how much time there is between these events. The malice if a build up of Ganons of the past and their rage that refuses to die, and Ganondorf is just one of the male Gerudo born every 100 years who got caught up in it and is being memory holed into becoming the King of Evil of ancient times.
990
+ That said, I don't know what possessed them to say the last calamity was 10.000 years prior to the start of the game. Like, 1000 year would have been better and more plausible. It makes it hard to figure out what happened in the past with so many time gaps and clearly this game is about the past and what happened when Ganondorf was sealed.
991
+ --- 634903930
992
+ >nintendo decides to randomly make ganondorf the true hero and master sword wielder
993
+ >refuses to elaborate and try the "fans will expand the lore lol" dark souls formula
994
+ >vaatifags write the new canon and they DO IT FOR FREE
995
+ --- 634903963
996
+ >still playing 3d zelda games
997
+ >2023
998
+ --- 634903970
999
+ >>634892738
1000
+ those two things arent mutually exclusive, groose is the ancestor to ganondorf and the entire gerudo tribe and demise possesses and reincarnates into ganondorf when he claims the triforce of power.
1001
+ --- 634904021
1002
+ >>634893012
1003
+ >TotK pulls a Zelda 2
1004
+ wouldn't be mad
1005
+ --- 634904102
1006
+ >>634903869
1007
+ So the truth can be obscured by time.
1008
+ --- 634904201
1009
+ >>634904021
1010
+ >2elda ends up being Tetra who founded the Zonai civilization when discovering that continent with WW Link
1011
+ --- 634904229
1012
+ >>634902570
1013
+ >everyone wanted Nintendo to give them a reason why the games always have the same basic story
1014
+ haha, hell no they did not.
1015
+ man, this revisionism hasn't been bad since Wind Waker dropped
1016
+ now someone's waxing philosophical about Skyward Sword? The same happened with BotW and what happened?
1017
+ Man, ToTK needs to hurry and get leaked
1018
+ --- 634904306
1019
+ >>634904102
1020
+ But the fact Hyrule has barely progressed in all that time is bizarre, also equally bizarre is how they lost all their technology. Or the selective memory, like how Urbosa knows Calamity Ganon is actually the man Ganondorf, but the super advanced technology of legends of Hyrule are all lost to time. And how come Urbosa knows about that but not even the legend behind their own Gerudo heroes of legend? One of them was exiled and no one knows why. The man Ganondorf should be older than recorded history because the legend says Calamity Ganon sprouts up every 10,000 years which means this shit has happened multiple times. Jesus christ how does she know something that incredibly far back in history?
1021
+ --- 634904323
1022
+ >>634903532
1023
+ I agree that it's not the same Dorf, but I don't think they'll even have the balls to say it. They'll leave it unclear so that everyone can argue with each other about whether it is or not until the next game comes out and the cycle repeats itself.
1024
+ Maybe the cycle of Nintendo making the story of every Zelda game vague and noncommittal was the real Ouroboros all along.
1025
+ --- 634904356
1026
+ >>634899372
1027
+ it only continues the stereotype of asians being creatively bankrupt
1028
+ --- 634904394
1029
+ >>634904306
1030
+ It dominated their religion
1031
+ --- 634904419
1032
+ this just in
1033
+ ganon tried to corrupt the master sword since its his only weakness
1034
+ zelda steps in to hold back ganon while link fucks all the koroks
1035
+ the fuse mechanic will be used in the final fight to repair the master sword
1036
+ but link fuses a defeated ganon with the broken sword
1037
+ lowrule is created
1038
+ 9 irl years later we get the dark link saga
1039
+ --- 634904474
1040
+ >>634904356
1041
+ nothing says bankrupt like the endless recycling of Asian religion, especially Shinto and Buddhism, adding time travel to that awful combination that makes Kingdom Hearts simple.
1042
+ --- 634904584
1043
+ >>634904394
1044
+ And nothing suggests that because everyone else is kind of in the dark about their own history. Their own historian is a retard. I'm just saying, the inconsistent memory associated with this time gap is probably going to lead to half assed writing in the sequel.
1045
+ --- 634904680
1046
+ >>634903351
1047
+ The point is that there will always be someone who defies Hylia and that her descendants will forever have to keep the peace. That doesn't mean that all the evil characters are all "puppets of a curse".
1048
+ --- 634904721
1049
+ >>634898773
1050
+ >Thankfully the series moved on and now has its own identity
1051
+ No, it just rips off Ghibli now.
1052
+ --- 634904740
1053
+ >>634904419
1054
+ using basic gameplay mechanics that have become mundane in such a significant way at the very end would a satisfyingly elegant moment.
1055
+ --- 634904897
1056
+ >in my mind Fuse sounds amazing
1057
+ >making so many items and combos
1058
+ >but in reality ill just be putting everything on a stick
1059
+ but if i can make useless weapons useful it would be neat like lizard arms and such
1060
+ --- 634904968
1061
+ >>634904897
1062
+ the true endgame is going to be using the wacky bow with materials im sure of it.
1063
+ --- 634904984
1064
+ >>634904897
1065
+ Ok, but is that a Mexican-jalapeno?
1066
+ --- 634905065
1067
+ >>634904984
1068
+ si.
1069
+ on a stick.
1070
+ --- 634905070
1071
+ >>634904680
1072
+ No, the point is that the characters are always going to be who they are and the plot of Zelda games will always follow the same basic themes.
1073
+ They made an entire game to communicate this fact to you and you're still trying to make it more complicated than it is.
1074
+ SS was written to be the origin story for the series. If there was room for Ganondorf to be anything other than what he is, Nintendo wouldn't have purposely written his reason for being to be the setting's equivalent of Satan.
1075
+ --- 634905101
1076
+ >>634885353
1077
+ That's because of that Demise curse, wouldn't he eventually become aware of it and try to break free from the cycle?
1078
+ --- 634905102
1079
+ >>634905065
1080
+ --- 634905104
1081
+ >>634904323
1082
+ That would strange considering they got Matt Mercer to voice him. For one, Nintendo never casts him as a villain, just the big burly dudes in FE, the vagabonds or the gruff warrior types. Ganondorf is a maniacal, deep voiced demon king. Before I thought that was bad casting, but maybe they are going to do more with his role then just show up in a couple of cutscenes re-hydrating and summoning his minions.
1083
+ --- 634905294
1084
+ >>634904984
1085
+ >>634905065
1086
+ >>634905102
1087
+ ... wonder if i can fuse a stick and a spicy pepper in totk
1088
+ --- 634905336
1089
+ >>634905294
1090
+ Ok, but it won't be mexican or voiced by Jeff Dunham
1091
+ --- 634905402
1092
+ >>634905104
1093
+ Gahoydorf.
1094
+ --- 634905720
1095
+ >>634905104
1096
+ I do think Dorf will be characterized much better in this game. The simple fact that he's voiced almost guarantees that. But I don't think that's an indication that he'll have a wildly different role.
1097
+ After all, the characters that were voiced in BotW were ultimately the same as you'd expect them to be, and I'd argue that the casting was terrible.
1098
+ --- 634905780
1099
+ >>634905104
1100
+ Stop overthinking NoA voice choices, they suck at Zelda voices
1101
+ --- 634905786
1102
+ I can't explain exactly why but the part in trailer 3 where Big Dorf is screaming and emitting power, seems to be more of a heroic last stand than a scary intimidation.
1103
+ Anyone else get this feel?
1104
+ --- 634905810
1105
+ Was The Legend of Zelda always doubling down on the Buddhist bullshit so much?
1106
+ --- 634905886
1107
+ >>634881158 (OP)
1108
+ I thought it was an image of Fierce Deity Link when we first saw the tapestry, but it fits the new Ganondorf way better, maybe the Master Sword is broken because Ganondorf used it?
1109
+ --- 634905902
1110
+ >>634905786
1111
+ https://youtu.be/uHGShqcAHlQ?t=181 [Embed]
1112
+ I see it
1113
+ --- 634905949
1114
+ >>634905886
1115
+ >Fierce Deity Link
1116
+ Too cool to ever reappear in a modern Zelda, besides just a costume of course
1117
+ --- 634905950
1118
+ >>634905810
1119
+ All I can think of is some shit in MM and that temple in SS where you climb up the thread to get out of the pit of zomboblins
1120
+ --- 634906003
1121
+ >>634905786
1122
+ >heroic last stand
1123
+ Anon, I...
1124
+ >>634901623
1125
+ Besides, the scene that follows that one is this one. It's most likely right before he starts his war on Hyrule.
1126
+ --- 634906013
1127
+ >>634905786
1128
+ All of Dorf's cutscenes in that last trailer were cut together out of order and feel out of context. Hence all the speculation. It's hard to tell what the fuck is happening.
1129
+ --- 634906203
1130
+ >>634906003
1131
+ He's high test, that's a high test "I'll take care of this guy, go on ahead faggot ass link"
1132
+ --- 634906253
1133
+ >>634906003
1134
+ >the scene that follows that one is this one
1135
+ Baseless speculation that anons always fail on when analyzing trailers which are purposely cut weird
1136
+ --- 634906281
1137
+ >>634906203
1138
+ yeahyeah and then link fights demise again but the world starts to crumble and ganon says hes the only one who can contain it and then link uses Fuse
1139
+ --- 634906358
1140
+ >>634898773
1141
+ >It's own idenity
1142
+ HAH!
1143
+ --- 634906452
1144
+ ENTER
1145
+ --- 634906513
1146
+ >>634906452
1147
+ Is he in the game this time?
1148
+ --- 634906517
1149
+ >>634906358
1150
+ Link isn't a girl.
1151
+ --- 634906538
1152
+ >>634906281
1153
+ And then
1154
+ And then link and G'dorf become linkn dorf and like they are really fuckin dark and badass and like then he shoots a powerful red kamehameha style blast and screams "YOUR TYRANNY IS OVER DEMISE, EVERY ACTION YOU MAKE HAS AN ECHO, YOUR BAD DEEDS WILL BE YOUR UNDOING" and then demise just gets fuckin hamhocked, dude holy shit
1155
+ --- 634906582
1156
+ >>634906517
1157
+ Yet.
1158
+ --- 634906618
1159
+ >>634883554
1160
+ > the same writer for SS is writing TotK
1161
+ Massive disappointment incoming
1162
+ --- 634906669
1163
+ >>634906253
1164
+ >Baseless speculation
1165
+ Bro it's literally the same location we see later in the trailer when he stretches his arms out and starts screaming, look at the pillar. An anon made an image proving it in a previous thread.
1166
+ I mean maybe there are multiple scenes where he stands on a stone platform while covered in Malice, but I doubt it.
1167
+ --- 634906678
1168
+ >>634906618
1169
+ Atleast he'll allow link to have sexual intentions and split zelda's smushy
1170
+ --- 634906739
1171
+ >>634906013
1172
+ I mean, they are out of context. That's the point. So we don't know.
1173
+
1174
+ But I get what you're saying. That they went out of their way to hire a dedicated voice actor (and a pretty well-known one, at that) and the vagueness of his role in the story does seem to hint at a greater or more complex role than in previous Zeldas. I still think he's a villain, but I also think there will be more depth to his character in this incarnation.
1175
+
1176
+ >>634906358
1177
+ Yeah, they basically traded in Disney for Ghibli and got really excited about ancient civilizations because of Nausicaa. Come to think of it, it seems like every tentpole game under Fujibayashi and Aonuma together has featured some ancient people inexplicably tied to the story.
1178
+ --- 634906742
1179
+ >>634906669
1180
+ They're 2 different entities, they could be in the same place at the same time
1181
+ Not only that, but this shit all looks the same anyway
1182
+ --- 634906750
1183
+ >>634904419
1184
+ >since its his only weakness
1185
+ lol
1186
+ --- 634906780
1187
+ >>634906538
1188
+ ohohoh and hylia has to reset everyones memories and shit because the sheika were coming close to uncovering this endless cycle jus cuz
1189
+ --- 634906807
1190
+ >>634905780
1191
+ Only Zelda sounds shit
1192
+ --- 634906814
1193
+ >>634883114
1194
+ >water temple
1195
+ Zoomer.
1196
+ --- 634906837
1197
+ >>634906739
1198
+ So will it end with some ancient thing destroying final form?
1199
+ --- 634906865
1200
+ >>634905786
1201
+ You people are insane.
1202
+ --- 634906895
1203
+ >>634895634
1204
+ doesn't it look a little better? it's easier to tell in motion from the trailer.
1205
+ --- 634906902
1206
+ >>634906538
1207
+ don't forget that Ganondorf has a katana
1208
+ so he can *unsheathes katana, teleports behind you* "nothing personnel kid" CLACKCLACKCLACK YOOOOOOooo
1209
+ --- 634906904
1210
+ >>634906742
1211
+ >They're 2 different entities
1212
+ Who are?
1213
+ --- 634906928
1214
+ >>634906739
1215
+ They definitely lean on the Ghibli aesthetic, but it is more Laputa than Nausicaa really
1216
+ --- 634907040
1217
+ >>634906895
1218
+ >doesn't it look a little better?
1219
+ no
1220
+ --- 634907158
1221
+ >>634906902
1222
+ >>634906780
1223
+ No, that's fucking dumb
1224
+ BUT then LinknDorf like has to then fight the true villian Hylia and she's just pure energy ki and so she like makes someone to fight in her stead and it's DARK LINKNDORF and he's fucking badass and has like red eyes and shit and it's just like WHAT. THE. FUCK!!!!
1225
+ Just cheese and crackers fuck that's crazy !
1226
+ --- 634907214
1227
+ >>634906904
1228
+ Ganderf and Demise
1229
+ --- 634907278
1230
+ >>634906742
1231
+ Are you immune to the probability that the Zelda team likely redesigned aspects of Ganondorf to tie him more directly to Demise, since this is his first appearance after Demise was introduced?
1232
+
1233
+ >>634906837
1234
+ After seeing the final trailer, I think Link mounts an effort with the remaining peoples of Hyrule against Ganondorf's army. Link will inevitably fight him 1v1. As his power through the Malice grows, he's come to look more and more like Demise.
1235
+ >basically 1v1 giant Demise-Ganondorf hybrid and all of Link's pals chip in with their Tear powers to save the day, like an episode of Captain Planet.
1236
+
1237
+ >>634906928
1238
+ Nausicaa more for BOTW and TOTK has Laputa written all over it.
1239
+ --- 634907359
1240
+ >>634907278
1241
+ Are (You) retarded and don't realize that is not the design they chose for ganondorf in all the artwork? It's a different character entirely and the Zelder team is gonna pull some of the dumbest shit you can imagine.
1242
+ Make a throwaway email so I can shit on you when it turns out I'm right
1243
+ --- 634907474
1244
+ >>634907214
1245
+ Why would they both exist at the same time? If Demise is incarnate, then Ganondorf has no reason to reincarnate as his incarnation.
1246
+ --- 634907567
1247
+ This might sound gay and retarded but I always wanted a ganon story where he starts out not completely evil but winds up possessed or corrupted by something
1248
+ Maybe he’s even link’s friend at one point
1249
+ Would be tragic :(
1250
+ --- 634907641
1251
+ >>634907474
1252
+ Ganondorf isn't demise incarnate, he's a product of the curse.
1253
+ He's his own dude
1254
+ --- 634907743
1255
+ >>634907567
1256
+ >winds up possessed or corrupted by something
1257
+ Fucking boring and gay, figure out an interesting progression into a villian and then I'll agree with you.
1258
+ Although I much prefer a situation of them not knowing eachother and every interaction they have they garner more and more respect until it's time for a conflict
1259
+ --- 634907791
1260
+ >>634907359
1261
+ >Make a throwaway email so I can shit on you when it turns out I'm right
1262
+ When did they make autism a competitive sport? I politely bow out.
1263
+
1264
+ It's blatantly not a different character. It's Ganondorf, increasing in power, at Hyrule Castle. It is the same scene as when we see him yelling and the tear on his forehead shines, just later in the scene. You're calling me retarded, but you don't even know what editing is, dude.
1265
+
1266
+ >>634907567
1267
+ So, you want the Winter Soldier, but Zelda?
1268
+ --- 634907828
1269
+ >>634883554
1270
+ >BotW was about breaking conventions within the Zelda series and TotK will do that again
1271
+ yes and it FUCKING SUCKS
1272
+ we didnt need to completely change the franchise, we just needed aonuma to be booted from the team completely
1273
+ --- 634907859
1274
+ >>634907791
1275
+ If only they had a triforce piece for being a cowardly faggot, you'd be a new zelda character that I could argue about
1276
+ --- 634907889
1277
+ Zelda was always the worst girl in every game she's been in. And BOTW Zelda will continue being worst girl in TOTK.
1278
+ I'm here for more Ganon kino tho
1279
+ --- 634907947
1280
+ >>634907828
1281
+ Anon, Fujibayashi was responsible for SS, not Aonuma...
1282
+ --- 634907957
1283
+ >>634907641
1284
+ The only reason Ganondorf exists is because of the curse. If not for Demise, no Ganondorf would ever be born. He exists to torment Link and Zelda.
1285
+ --- 634907997
1286
+ >>634881158 (OP)
1287
+ what is this particular brand of mental illness where people get really obsessed with their own headcanon
1288
+ --- 634908007
1289
+ >>634907859
1290
+ Sperging out on the internet is totally the own you think it is. Absolutely.
1291
+
1292
+ Find a hobby, bud. This isn't healthy.
1293
+ --- 634908009
1294
+ >>634906513
1295
+ Of course not.
1296
+ --- 634908021
1297
+ >>634907889
1298
+ She was great in Spirit Tracks and The Wind Waker. Also had a lot of potential in OoT, but that was wasted.
1299
+
1300
+ Other than that though? Yeah she's pretty bland/shit.
1301
+ --- 634908025
1302
+ >>634907957
1303
+ >The only reason Ganondorf exists is because of the curse
1304
+ Source that now, bitch. He didn't even know who the fuck link was at first
1305
+ --- 634908030
1306
+ >>634903210
1307
+ It's a new Ganondorf born 100+ years ago, and it's implied by the japanese page that he's the reason why the Calamity happened earlier than it was predicted. Ganondorf tends to reincarnate just to get his powers back at the least oportunity, like in FSA.
1308
+ --- 634908073
1309
+ >>634907947
1310
+ kill that faggot too. give us back koizumi.
1311
+ --- 634908086
1312
+ >>634908007
1313
+ Mega soigoblin passive aggression, you were raised by a single mother and you will always be a fagoot
1314
+ --- 634908159
1315
+ >>634908025
1316
+ >Source
1317
+ SS
1318
+ >He didn't even know who the fuck link was at first
1319
+ So? The curse doesn't require that he's aware of the reason he exists, only that he's destined to be an evil that follows Link and Zelda.
1320
+ --- 634908274
1321
+ >>634908159
1322
+ What is the specific source of text that leads you to believe that dumb shit, anon?
1323
+ Is it that hard to post it?
1324
+ --- 634908276
1325
+ >>634881158 (OP)
1326
+ Ganon was the original hero of Hyrule 10,000 years ago who sealed away the malice. This is what you see with Dehydrated Ganon in the trailers for Tears of the Kingdom. Ganon's actual body is no longer capable of holding back Demise. The thing in the center is Demise. The hero of time 10,000 years ago is Ganon.
1327
+
1328
+ What is so hard to understand?
1329
+ --- 634908302
1330
+ >>634899916
1331
+ >mutually held malice
1332
+ wat
1333
+ --- 634908417
1334
+ >>634908025
1335
+ Ganondorf doesn't have to know Link in order to be part of the curse, but let's break it down.
1336
+ >Demise issues curse, binding his hatred, Zelda, and the hero together, infinitely
1337
+ >Demise is "defeated" and sealed within the Master Sword to wither
1338
+ >Demise's malice (hatred) still exists
1339
+ >The curse is born anew as Ganondorf before the events of OoT
1340
+ Source: the devs
1341
+
1342
+ >>634908159
1343
+ >mega soigoblin
1344
+ What is this moonman talk? Do you talk to people like this outside of this website? I hope to god for your sake, you don't.
1345
+ --- 634908449
1346
+ >>634908274
1347
+ Anyone who's played SS knows this is the case unless they're coping. If you haven't even played it and are claiming to know better then I'm not going to bother.
1348
+ --- 634908498
1349
+ >>634908417
1350
+ Meant for >>634908086
1351
+ --- 634908679
1352
+ >>634885137
1353
+ Take your smelly ntr/cuck fetish out of here.
1354
+ --- 634908838
1355
+ Zelda threads are alwats terrible because they are full of edgy zoomers and idiots saying cope and seethe over and over again. Get some new, funny material.
1356
+
1357
+ Zoomers only need a reaction, good or bad. That's why most of their content is absolute garbage, they just need attention. Try and find creative ways to make people laugh or mad.
1358
+ --- 634908842
1359
+ >>634892384
1360
+ Brown lady from trailer (left)
1361
+
1362
+ Demise (middle)
1363
+
1364
+ Ganon (right)
1365
+
1366
+ But people just arent ready for that.
1367
+ --- 634908950
1368
+ >>634908842
1369
+ >Ganon fighting Ganon
1370
+ This take is so retarded I don't even now where to start
1371
+ --- 634908974
1372
+ >>634907828
1373
+ >we
1374
+ >>634908073
1375
+ >us
1376
+ --- 634909023
1377
+ >>634908974
1378
+ >you
1379
+ are trying too hard to fit in, go back.
1380
+ --- 634909050
1381
+ >>634908842
1382
+ >Ganon (right)
1383
+ Sorry meant to say Link
1384
+ --- 634909107
1385
+ >>634909023
1386
+ --- 634909167
1387
+ >>634909107
1388
+ >NORMALFAGS MATTER!!!
1389
+ yeah, like i said, you're trying too hard to fit in. go back.
1390
+ --- 634909232
1391
+ After a hundred rehydrated Ganondorf pic we finally get some Riju
1392
+ --- 634909279
1393
+ >>634908950
1394
+ Demise =/= Ganon
1395
+
1396
+ Try again.
1397
+ --- 634909332
1398
+ >>634909050
1399
+ nice try. It's Ganon but you have autism and cant handle a minor twist.
1400
+ --- 634909465
1401
+ >>634909167
1402
+ >NORMALFAGS MATTER
1403
+ Always have.
1404
+ --- 634909474
1405
+ >>634909332
1406
+ oops haha sorry meant to say link again.
1407
+ autocorrect am i rite?
1408
+ --- 634909526
1409
+ >>634909050
1410
+ Doubt it.
1411
+ --- 634909575
1412
+ >>634909474
1413
+ No worries man we understand.
1414
+ --- 634909616
1415
+ >>634909232
1416
+ thumbnail appears to have cum from her mouth
1417
+ --- 634909671
1418
+ >>634909232
1419
+ >cut hair
1420
+ Get that trash out of my face.
1421
+ --- 634909757
1422
+ >>634909279
1423
+ Tell me, where did Demise come from? How did he return after being sealed inside the Master Sword at the very beginning of the timeline? How does he exist at the same time as his incarnation?
1424
+ --- 634909827
1425
+ >>634909757
1426
+ It's a new Zelda. they can write whatever they want. Autismos always freak out because of the shit ton of rules they break.
1427
+ --- 634909908
1428
+ >>634909474
1429
+ Nintendo Treehouse mad that story was figured out by randos and desperately try to cover it up on 4chan..
1430
+ --- 634909947
1431
+ >>634905070
1432
+ The one ttrying to make things more complicated is you.
1433
+ >Someone evil will come about
1434
+ >Someone evil must come about because I curse this land as I'm dying somehow, now all villains are me.
1435
+ --- 634910083
1436
+ >>634909827
1437
+ >It's a new Zelda. they can write whatever they want
1438
+ Right. That means they can write a story with Ganondorf that has nothing to do with Demise.
1439
+ You fags claim you want something new but keep dragging out a one-off villain from over 10 years ago because your retarded theory depends on it.
1440
+ --- 634910275
1441
+ >>634910083
1442
+ incoherent.
1443
+
1444
+ Ganon being a good guy from the past is a new idea. Demise is a more primordial evil than Ganon, and it's not that big of a deal to imply a bigger more ancient evil to further escalate the story. You're throwing a fit over nothing.
1445
+ --- 634910503
1446
+ >>634910275
1447
+ >a bigger more ancient evil to further escalate the story
1448
+ Are you saying this game needs a bigger, more ancient evil than Demise? The one who willed Ganondorf into existence?
1449
+ Skyward Sword was made to appeal to retards like you who wanted an evil more ancient than Ganondorf.
1450
+ --- 634910986
1451
+ >>634909671
1452
+ --- 634911071
1453
+ >>634909671
1454
+ --- 634911102
1455
+ >>634910986
1456
+ --- 634911176
1457
+ >>634909908
1458
+ why would ganon be wearing link's blue tunic?
1459
+ --- 634911260
1460
+ >>634910503
1461
+ The fuck are you getting that from? I said Demise is the ancient evil. that's it. You added on "bigger more ancient evil than Demise" on your own. Nobody said that but you.
1462
+
1463
+ You're just being wrong on purpose to waste time.
1464
+ --- 634911379
1465
+ >>634911176
1466
+ Because, like Link, Ganon can wear different things at different times. That blue tunic is traditional "Hero" attire one would wear when fighting evil.
1467
+ --- 634911440
1468
+ >>634881158 (OP)
1469
+ >>634883554
1470
+ You're a fucking retard with zero critical thinking skills.
1471
+ CALAMITY GANON WAS CREATED FROM MALICE SEEPING OUT OF GANONDORF'S BODY.
1472
+ WHEN THE SCENE IN THE MURAL TOOK PLACE GANONDORF WAS SEALED FOR POTENITALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS ALREADY.
1473
+ --- 634911485
1474
+ >>634911379
1475
+ but thats the green tunic. the botw tunic is aonuma jerking himself off with WW link's starting outfit.
1476
+ --- 634912164
1477
+ >>634911440
1478
+ Why are so mad?
1479
+ --- 634912673
1480
+ >>634883554
1481
+ Ganon if he weeb
1482
+ --- 634912884
1483
+ >>634909167
1484
+ You're not special anon
1485
+ You're just another fucking sheep
1486
+ --- 634912946
1487
+ >>634911071
1488
+ >Abs
1489
+ Based
1490
+ --- 634913568
1491
+ >>634912946
1492
+ she always had abs though
1493
+ --- 634913695
1494
+ >>634913568
1495
+ Sexy long hair
1496
+ --- 634914128
1497
+ >>634881158 (OP)
1498
+ >Ganon tries to change the prophecy of his fated defeat by "hijacking" the prophecy by becoming into the hero while also being the villain so that no hero rises to oppose him and once the prophecy is fulfilled he's free to do as he pleases
1499
+ I kneel.
1500
+ --- 634914165
1501
+ 634913751
1502
+ trash
1503
+ --- 634914298
1504
+ >>634914128
1505
+ that would actually be an interesting plot twist, not the good guy shit that people are trying to push.
1506
+ --- 634914801
1507
+ >>634914165
1508
+ --- 634914994
1509
+ >>634887657
1510
+ Who in their right mind would want their games to be like oot anyhow. everyone knows oot is clunky piece of overrated shit
1511
+ --- 634915690
1512
+ as a non zelda fan(only played OOR, MM, and BOTW, enjoyed all, but MM the least), what GC/Wii zelda should i play/would i enjoy the most?
1513
+ --- 634915786
1514
+ >>634915690
1515
+ play the 2d games but not the ds ones, 3d went to shit after oot.
1516
+ --- 634915838
1517
+ >>634915786
1518
+ yeah but right now i wanna play 3d zelda
1519
+ --- 634915883
1520
+ >>634915786
1521
+ Yeah can't understand how people defend that slow wait for your turn "Combat" in most 3d titles
1522
+ --- 634915930
1523
+ >>634915838
1524
+ i dunno, replay ocarina of time with ship of harkinian i guess?
1525
+ --- 634915972
1526
+ >>634915690
1527
+ Twilight Princess.
1528
+ --- 634917019
1529
+ >>634915690
1530
+ Skyward Sword. It's good and it'll be extremely relevant in this new game.
1531
+ --- 634917020
1532
+ >>634889931
1533
+ Skyward sword is also shit.
1534
+ --- 634917925
1535
+ >>634917020
1536
+ filtered
1537
+ --- 634917989
1538
+ >>634893016
1539
+ >King learns how to let go, and trusts into the new generation to build a far better kingdom.
1540
+ No. It's presented as this but the King actually can't let go of his grudge against Ganon. His whole reason for not letting hyrule re-emerge is that, he knows the world is fucked, the sea is so dead that there aren't any fishes or any living creatures that aren't monsters, and the survivors of the flooding are relegated to living on fucking mountains and most of those are not habitable at all. Despite that knowledge, he's still focused on not letting hyrule re-emerge because he can't accept that maybe Ganon is doing what he does not only for evil, the game tells you that the older generation (Ganon and the King) is stubborn and petty, the difference is that while Ganon objective, in my opinion, is humanistic even if moved by personal greed, the king one is a bet on Link and Zelda, he doesn't try to fix the fuck ups he made for them he just leaves all the problems in his successors' hands. That's a very "japanese" message fruit of their culture that I can't personally accept.
1541
+ --- 634918054
1542
+ >>634906814
1543
+ Are you confused?
1544
+ --- 634918064
1545
+ >>634881158 (OP)
1546
+ I just dont give a single shit about this crafting game
1547
+
1548
+ any recs on recent adventure games with dungeons?
1549
+ --- 634918191
1550
+ >>634918064
1551
+ ive tried looking, nothing that really hits the same mark as zelda.
1552
+ --- 634918881
1553
+ Chances that ToTK Ganon is WW Ganon?
1554
+ They look very alike and WW Ganon also used a thin sword (although his sword looked more Chinese than Japanese)
1555
+ Would fit with the anti hero narrative since people love painting Ganon (forma de WW) as le heckin misunderstood.
1556
+ --- 634919378
1557
+ >>634918064
1558
+ Skyrim
1559
+ --- 634919829
1560
+ >>634918881
1561
+ Probably Ocarinas Ganon.
1562
+ --- 634921074
1563
+ >>634893016
1564
+ >The rather the lands stay destroyed instead of see them in the hands of an enemy
1565
+ >Agrees with the Goddesses drowing everyone, than see them living under an enemy
1566
+ --- 634921663
1567
+ >>634919829
1568
+ >>634918881
1569
+ They're literally the same guy
1570
+ --- 634921708
1571
+ >>634881158 (OP)
1572
+ Noticed how the guardians are red? Because it was under Ganon's influence.
1573
+ But that doesn't matches with how the story from the tapestry is told.
1574
+ It is told that hyrule used guardians' help to seal the calamity, but that didn't make sense if the guardians depicted in the tapestry was under ganon's influence. Unless there are something that the current don't know about what really happened in the past.
1575
+ --- 634921823
1576
+ >>634921708
1577
+ Ganon could be the origin master of guardians, that's why when calamity ganon appeared, it's as if he could took over those guardians with ease.
1578
+ --- 634921865
1579
+ >>634881158 (OP)
1580
+ >Ganon fights the evil within himself
1581
+ >Overcomes the corruption of the Triforce of Power for his people
1582
+ Liking this Ganon more than ever now.
1583
+ --- 634922030
1584
+ >>634883554
1585
+ I bet the hylian king and sheikas betrayed him after calamity ganon defeat because they were afraid he will just turn into another calamity, provoking it in the way
1586
+ --- 634922216
1587
+ >>634881158 (OP)
1588
+ >one time mechanic vs the entire plot
1589
+ --- 634922447
1590
+ >>634922216
1591
+ >one time
1592
+ Uhhh... Le heckin Zelda 2?!
v/634881491.txt CHANGED
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  --- 634884358
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  >>634882734
101
  WHAT IS THIS, A MARIO FOR ANTS?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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  --- 634884358
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  >>634882734
101
  WHAT IS THIS, A MARIO FOR ANTS?
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+ --- 634884497
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+ I'm curious, what do people who can do this compression magic do in life? Is there a job where you compress pics real small?
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+ --- 634884618
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+ >>634884497
106
+ Yeah it's called optimization, something incredibly in-demand because not even AAA studios can be assed to do it.
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+ --- 634884861
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+ Images literally don't make fucking sense.
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+
110
+ If an image has X pixels, and each pixel is Y bytes big, then the image's size should always be XY.
111
+ It should be that fucking simple. None of this makes sense.
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+ --- 634884918
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+ >>634884861
114
+ Metadata, compression don’t exist?
115
+ --- 634885010
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+ >>634884918
117
+ >Have one kilogram bag of sand
118
+ >"Hold up let me compress it"
119
+ >It's now 500 grams
120
+
121
+ Nonesense, pure nonesense.
122
+ --- 634885039
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+ >>634884861
124
+ What you're talking about is called a bitmap and all the image formats were born specifically to make shit smaller than that
125
+ --- 634885403
126
+ >>634885010
127
+ You're not thinking with 'puters. Think of the image file less as the image itself and more like a description of it. Every file format is like a different language in which the image can be described. If the program supports that file format, it can display the original image by recreating what's been described in the file.
128
+
129
+ >give me 9876567871654512312343234532 grains of sand
130
+ >vs
131
+ >give me 500 grams of sand
132
+ --- 634885468
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+ >>634884861
134
+ Technically, it should be X*Y*stride+sizeof(X)+sizeof(Y)
135
+ --- 634885574
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+ >>634885010
137
+ fr fr
138
+ --- 634885987
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+ >>634884861
140
+ It's all about the actual information content or entropy of the data. An image with entropy equal to its dimensions multiplied by its bits-per-pixel would just be random noise. Images that actually depict recognizable objects have far less entropy, and thus can be compressed to reduce the amount of data needed to express the same information. And then there's lossy compression, which actually throws away some information (in a smart way, of course, based on limits of human perception) in exchange for even more savings.
141
+ --- 634886239
142
+ >>634881491 (OP)
143
+ I didn't know but now I did
144
+ --- 634886372
145
+ >>634884861
146
+ Imagine a text file that says "AAAAA". 5 bytes, right?
147
+ You could compress it into something like "5A". The first byte says how many times to repeat the second byte.
148
+ --- 634886697
149
+ >>634882260
150
+ You jest, but I have a whole folder of it anon
151
+ --- 634886816
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+ >>634886697
153
+ I hope you learned your lesson anon, now never joke about me or my fetish ever agian
154
+ --- 634886841
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+ >>634884861
156
+ >>634885987
157
+ For example:
158
+ PNG is a lossless image format that uses a variant of Huffman encoding. It's good at preserving sharp edges and high-frequency detail but it really depends on a limited colour palette and repeated patterns for good space savings. So it's great for pixel art and most raster art in general.
159
+ JPEG is a lossy format that is intended for photographs, which are the opposite: they have softer edges and smoother colour transitions, i.e. little to no perceptible high-frequency detail but very high variation. So it actually works by splitting the image into blocks, converting to the frequency domain, and erasing high-frequency components. This is how repeated low-quality JPEG compression creates blocky artifacts - it effectively applies a blur to each block.
160
+ --- 634887063
161
+ >>634886841
162
+ JPG fails when there's a lot of minute details. It ends up smearing with color reduction.
163
+ --- 634887452
164
+ >>634887063
165
+ Chroma subsampling is usually the culprit. The subtle blur isn't that noticeable when the high-frequency detail is limited to light/shadow variation. When you have a lot of colour variation as well it's much more prominent, especially when combined with hard edges like the performance overlay in your example.
166
+ --- 634887619
167
+ Let me guess, you need more?
168
+ --- 634888013
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+ >>634887619
170
+ --- 634888121
171
+ >>634881491 (OP)
172
+ Really makes me think OP is a faggot.
173
+ --- 634888185
174
+ >>634888013
175
+ indie game mario
176
+ --- 634888264
177
+ >>634888185
178
+ HQ4X gives a weird oil painting look to shit.
179
+ --- 634888587
180
+ >>634887619
181
+ Yes
182
+ --- 634888863
183
+ >>634885010
184
+ >Have 1 cubic metre of sand
185
+ >Compress it
186
+ >Now have 50 cubic centimetres of sand
187
+ It just makes no sense.
188
+ --- 634889126
189
+ dumb question.
190
+ Did the NES draw the sprites or did the load the sprites into the game and had it called to the screen?
191
+ --- 634889131
192
+ >>634888863
193
+ Yes, metric makes no sense.
194
+ --- 634889896
195
+ >>634889131
196
+ >Have >>634889126
197
+ >1 cubic foot of sand
198
+ >Compress it
199
+ >Now have 6 cubic inches of sand
200
+ Better?
201
+ --- 634891152
202
+ >>634889126
203
+ >load the sprites into the game and had it called to the screen?
204
+ The 2nd one. Nes games have at bare minimum 2 chips in them, a PRG chip and a CHR chip. Put simply PRG is where the game data is, CHR is where the graphics are stored. Nes uses tiles for all its graphics. Here's Super Mario 1 with the CHR open. Keep in mind that these are all the graphics that are used in Mario. Later games (like Zelda and Mario 2/3) were able to load in more tiles but Super Mario 1 was fairly early in the nes/famicom's life so it doesn't do that. What you see is what you get
205
+ --- 634891258
206
+ >>634889126
207
+ I'm not sure how to answer your question because I'm not quite sure what you mean.
208
+
209
+ The game cartridge had the image sprites on it. The image sprites were passed to the NES memory, where the game code would grab the specific sprite that the game code called on. It would then draw that to the screen.
210
+
211
+ I hope that was a decent answer.
212
+ --- 634891498
213
+ Make it as compressed as possible
214
+ --- 634891551
215
+ >>634890753
216
+ yahoo
217
+ --- 634892325
218
+ >>634881491 (OP)
219
+ What are the file sizes for 3, World and 64?
220
+ --- 634892327
221
+ >>634889126
222
+ >>634891152
223
+ >Later games (like Zelda and Mario 2/3) were able to load in more tiles but Super Mario 1 was fairly early in the nes/famicom's life so it doesn't do that.
224
+ I should've been more specific. Later games used a technique called bank swapping in order load in more tiles. It's why the famicom disk system was a big deal in Japan briefly but never made it over to the US despite most of the games for it coming out on cartridge. Nintendo figured out how to coax the CHR chip to be able to load in more shit and not have to deal with long-ass disk loading. Here's Zelda's title-screen for example (Zelda was originally a disk game in Japan)
225
+ --- 634892403
226
+ >>634892327
227
+ Here's the overworld
228
+ --- 634892658
229
+ >>634892403
230
+ And here's what it looks like in a dungeon. Super Mario 1 was an attempt to squeeze as much out of a famicom cartridge as was possible before the disk system arrived but then Nintendo found out how about bank swapping which let them soup up their games for a while afterwards. It also let them release disk system games in the west on cartridges (without any load times - we did loose the extra audio channel though so most of the time the music wasn't as good)
231
+ --- 634892752
232
+ >1 kb
233
+ what a baby
234
+ --- 634893567
235
+ >>634892658
236
+ Here's Casltevania's title screen:
237
+ --- 634893629
238
+ >>634893567
239
+ Then it loads it a bunch of new tiles for the first level
240
+ --- 634893710
241
+ WAHOO
242
+ --- 634893769
243
+ >>634893629
244
+ Here's level 2. Notice how a lot these tile - like Simon's sprite or the weapon sprites - remain the same from level to level while new tiles are loaded in on a level-by-level basis.
245
+ --- 634893939
246
+ How small can you make the SMB ROM with modern techniques?
247
+ --- 634894081
248
+ >>634882002
249
+ MORE
250
+ --- 634894186
251
+ >>634883130
252
+ >Modern games are poorly optimized
253
+ YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA
254
+ --- 634894419
255
+ This game is 96 kilobytes.
256
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NBG-sKFaB0 [Embed]
257
+ --- 634894881
258
+ >>634891152
259
+ >>634892327
260
+ >>634892403
261
+ >>634892658
262
+ >>634893567
263
+ >>634893629
264
+ >>634893769
265
+ Something kinda nice that never made it over was the ability to arbitrarily load data to a given address range. Mappers were a lot more strict in the size and location of where you can swap.
266
+ Maybe the MMC5 can just ignore this with it's fuck you 128KB of RAM but that's crazy expensive
267
+ --- 634894959
268
+ >>634883130
269
+ They really are. Majority of modern games are obsessed with high res textures, models, etc. Most of which are poorly compressed beyond belief. Graphicfags are such a stain, but developers being lazy with optimising games are worse.
270
+ --- 634895010
271
+ >>634894959
272
+ *codes my game using visually linked bullshit in your face*
273
+
274
+ i even know all about assembly coding and shit in the 90s
275
+
276
+ *does a tiktok dance wildly, frothing*
277
+ --- 634895034
278
+ >>634881491 (OP)
279
+ --- 634895625
280
+ >>634895034
281
+ wider
282
+ --- 634895651
283
+ >>634894959
284
+ >but developers being lazy
285
+ Blame the consumers.
286
+
287
+ >ask why the game isn't optimized yet
288
+ >"lmao just buy a better machine"
289
+ --- 634895838
290
+ >>634881643
291
+ That picture is commonly reposted, but planning and design of any videogame is really complex, the actual rom size is irrelevant. Zoomers doesn't know about the NES.
292
+ --- 634895917
293
+ >>634895034
294
+ >this made boomers shit their pants with amazement
295
+ --- 634895923
296
+ >>634894959
297
+ >Majority of modern games are obsessed with high res textures, models, etc.
298
+ Unfortunately true. Low-medium poly/textures with good ray tracing > high poly photorealism but most people are too uneducated to see the difference
299
+ --- 634895932
300
+ >>634895034
301
+ Why the fuck isn't the person running?
302
+ --- 634896003
303
+ >>634883130
304
+ >Modern games are poorly optimized if that's true.
305
+ Understatement of the goddamn century.
306
+ --- 634896038
307
+ >>634883130
308
+ Yes. 32KB of program ROM and 8KB of character ROM. No bank Rom swapping, and no battery for saving games.
309
+ Remember Action 52? That shit was 1024 KB.
310
+ --- 634896045
311
+ >>634895838
312
+ just since you're a serious ass NES dude in this thread apparently, I'll tell you my NES story that you will enjoy.
313
+
314
+ I had a commodore 64 growing up at first, and had seen atari, and I remember in...1987? my brother's friend Kevin down the street came and dropped off this drawing he had made. See, he wanted to show us nintendo but we weren't allowed to go over to his house until his dad left on deployment, because his dad was a mad dad. So he sat there, with graph paper, and drew out the first screen from super mario bros, painstakingly, 1:1 pixel by pixel. I remember when I saw it, how I considered it jaw-dropping even though I had seen C64...
315
+
316
+ That was the first time I ever saw Nintendo. A basically professional quality 1:1 pixel copy of the screen onto graph paper. Really magical moment
317
+
318
+ I wish we still had that drawing. I think he took it back :)
319
+ --- 634896117
320
+ >>634891551
321
+ me
322
+ --- 634896179
323
+ behold
324
+ --- 634896221
325
+ >>634895651
326
+ I don't think people will refuse to play your game if it is too big.
327
+ --- 634896343
328
+ >>634896179
329
+ Optic Blast!
330
+ --- 634896459
331
+ >>634895917
332
+ Listen. I was 5. And I shit my pants because I didn't want to stop playing.
333
+ --- 634896468
334
+ >>634881805
335
+ what the fuck
336
+ --- 634896543
337
+ >kilobytes at all
338
+ lmao
339
+ --- 634896807
340
+ >>634896543
341
+ based
342
+ --- 634896853
343
+ >>634896045
344
+ >So he sat there, with graph paper, and drew out the first screen from super mario bros, painstakingly, 1:1 pixel by pixel.
345
+ Absolute madlad/autist
346
+ --- 634897486
347
+ >>634896543
348
+ SMALLER
349
+ --- 634897709
350
+ >>634893939
351
+ >How small can you make the SMB ROM with modern techniques?
352
+ The ROM itself? Maybe smaller. It depends on how it was extracted and put together.
353
+ The code for the NES game? Probably not. They're written in machine code and are packed as tight as they could. It's probably possible to use modern compression and extraction software to reduce its filesize more, but the program which you'd use to allow that would be using up more RAM than the original game.
354
+
355
+ >>634895917
356
+ You probably don't realize this, but video games didn't scroll before this. At least, not unless it was some auto-scrolling background. Nearly everything before that were single screens and you'd move between screens through exits at the side of the screen.
357
+
358
+ >>634895932
359
+ It's one of the demo games that would run if you left the game running without playing.
360
+ --- 634897847
361
+ >>634886841
362
+ I took a DSP class a couple years back and forgot everything about the frequency domain
363
+ What exactly are high-frequency components of images?
364
+ --- 634897930
365
+ >>634881491 (OP)
366
+ thats nothing. compare the size of the Tekken arcade rom to the ps1 version. ps1 is 100x larger despite having worse graphics
367
+ --- 634898086
368
+ >>634895034
369
+ AHHHH! GO BACK FOR THAT FIRE FLOWER!
370
+ --- 634898154
371
+ >>634895838
372
+ >Zoomers doesn't know about the NES.
373
+ yes they do
374
+ --- 634898173
375
+ >>634897930
376
+ Yeah but how much of that is music?
377
+ --- 634898237
378
+ >>634898173
379
+ all of it. he has no idea what he's talking about lol
380
+ --- 634898896
381
+ Interesting thread lads
382
+ --- 634898921
383
+ >>634898173
384
+ yeah well how much of op's image is music you ever think about that
385
+ --- 634898968
386
+ >>634897709
387
+ >It's one of the demo games that would run if you left the game running without playing.
388
+ There's a specific name for that actually. It's the "Attract mode." An artifact from arcade days where if nobody touched the machine, it would switch into attract mode to try and attract players to it through showing gameplay.
389
+ --- 634899213
390
+ >>634896179
391
+ >393 B
392
+ Bwuh?
393
+ --- 634899250
394
+ I hate jpeg.
395
+ --- 634899296
396
+ >>634899250
397
+ >I hate jpeg
398
+ Jews
399
+ Pollacks
400
+ Estonians
401
+ Genovese
402
+ --- 634899596
403
+ >>634881643
404
+ AHHHHHHHH
405
+ --- 634899660
406
+ >>634897847
407
+ Just like how any finite one-dimensional signal can be constructed out of a series of sine waves, you can do the same with a two-dimensional signal (i.e. an image). If you blur an image (i.e. low pass filter it) then subtract the blurred version from the original, there's your high-frequency content. Equivalently, you can just run an edge detector (i.e. high pass filter) on it.
408
+
409
+ For image encoding you do this separately for each channel, possibly transforming into luminance and chroma instead of RGB and compressing the chroma channels more.
410
+ --- 634899810
411
+ >>634881805
412
+ HOW
413
+ --- 634899837
414
+ >>634891152
415
+ learn something new everyday
416
+ --- 634899894
417
+ >>634899660
418
+ >chroma subsampling
419
+ disgusting. anything but full chroma or rgb is heresy
420
+ --- 634900037
421
+ >>634881491 (OP)
422
+ OP is a retard
423
+ --- 634900042
424
+ >>634899894
425
+ Doesn't necessarily have to be chroma subsampling, but simply storing fewer of the Fourier series coefficients for chroma than for luminance since chroma generally has less variance.
426
+ --- 634900138
427
+ >>634883130
428
+ Yes, as is all modern software. Because engineering time is so much more expensive than hardware these days, companies opt to just beef up the hardware to speed up shit code than pay people to really get the most from the system. It's an industry wide problem and why you see so much shitty software these days. Hardware has gotten so good that even the absolute worst, most bloated poo-in-loo software will run.
429
+ --- 634900203
430
+ >>634899894
431
+ JPGs without subsampling look so much better it's insane, you can drop the quality a bunch and barely notice
432
+ --- 634900328
433
+ >>634898086
434
+ He can't. That's the fucked up part.
435
+ --- 634900517
436
+ >remake this in unity
437
+ >post the size
438
+ >all of this just for a shitpost
439
+ don't make me do it
440
+ --- 634900621
441
+ >>634898921
442
+ --- 634900668
443
+ >>634882979
444
+ Based anon
445
+ --- 634901081
446
+ >>634882979
447
+ NOW EVERYTHING'S RUINED YEEEAH! NOW EVERYTHI - wait wrong song
448
+ --- 634901226
449
+ >>634882979
450
+ >>634901081
451
+ SENSE OF SECURITY
452
+ LIKE POCKETS JINGLING
453
+ --- 634901418
454
+ >>634889131
455
+ >the best and most efficient measurements don't make sense
456
+ Myanmar is a shithole.
457
+ --- 634901527
458
+ >>634900517
459
+ DEW IT
460
+ --- 634901701
461
+ >>634901418
462
+ the only thing Fahrenheit is better for is ambient air temperature
463
+ --- 634901959
464
+ >>634895034
465
+ To think within a couple years AI went from barely playing this to fucking making these now.
466
+ --- 634902367
467
+ >>634896038
468
+ >Remember Action 52? That shit was 1024 KB
469
+ And it ran and looked like utter shit despite that
470
+ --- 634902893
471
+ >>634898921
472
+ Music can be pretty damn small:
473
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWblpsLZ-O8 [Embed]
474
+ https://linusakesson.net/scene/a-mind-is-born/
475
+ --- 634902905
476
+ >>634883130
477
+ >Modern games are poorly optimized if that's true.
478
+ Weren't Halo Infinite's credits like 5GB or something?
479
+ --- 634902964
480
+ >>634902905
481
+ I should've actually checked before posting - it's 1.97GB lmao. 343 are beyond retarded
482
+ --- 634903026
483
+ >>634881643
484
+ D E E P E S T
485
+ E
486
+ E
487
+ P
488
+ E
489
+ S
490
+ T
491
+ --- 634903113
492
+ >>634883130
493
+ Retards have no issue buying 200GB games along with more storage and better hardware to keep up.
494
+ >Dark Souls PTDE: 3.74GB
495
+ >Deep Rock Galactic: 2.92GB
496
+ >Mount & Blade: Warband: 2.68GB
497
+ >Cosmoteer: 1.31GB
498
+ >Terraria: 656MB
499
+ All better than any bloatware shitgame that requires 100GB+ of storage and 12GB of VRAM and still has artistically worse models and texture quality than games from 15 years ago
500
+ --- 634903171
501
+ BEHOLD!!!
502
+ 0KB!
503
+ --- 634903196
504
+ >>634903171
505
+ Holy shit...
506
+ --- 634903224
507
+ >>634903171
508
+ --- 634903373
509
+ >>634891152
510
+ >>634892327
511
+ >>634892403
512
+ >>634892658
513
+ >>634893567
514
+ >>634893629
515
+ >>634893769
516
+ Cool shit
517
+ --- 634903440
518
+ >>634881491 (OP)
519
+ Or you could be like modern artists and make a 18 MB 7800x9500 image.
520
+ --- 634903449
521
+ >>634903171
522
+ How can we beat this?
523
+ --- 634903462
524
+ >>634903171
525
+ Dear lord. How did you do that?
526
+ --- 634904194
527
+ >>634903171
528
+ You killed the thread anon, goddamn it
529
+ --- 634904550
530
+ >>634883130
531
+ No, gamers are just poor faggots and need to accept games shouldn't have to run on shit in the streets to be good.
532
+ --- 634904580
533
+ >>634881491 (OP)
534
+ I miss the demo scenr
535
+ --- 634904789
536
+ >>634903171
537
+ embiggening bros, our response??
538
+ --- 634904860
539
+ >>634881805
540
+ aaaaahhhhhhhh
541
+ --- 634904903
542
+ >>634896221
543
+ This. But some people will not play your game if it has shit graphics.
544
+ That's potential customer loss.
545
+ --- 634904928
546
+ >>634883130
547
+ The nes can basically only see 40kb at a time (it's how it was designed back in the early 80s) however games got more complicated and quickly hit that limit. Super Mario Bros is one of the last games to still have that limitation before shit like bank swapping was discovered
548
+ --- 634904960
549
+ >>634896543
550
+ >>634897486
551
+ --- 634905026
552
+ The one that makes me laugh is the one that's 4mb
553
+ --- 634905690
554
+ Trying not ironically, is it possible to recreate Super Mario Bros 1 made of 1GB?
555
+ --- 634906000
556
+ >>634905690
557
+ Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
558
+ --- 634906186
559
+ >>634895838
560
+ >zoomer zoomers zoomers
561
+ would you kill yourself already you meme spouting cum guzzler?
562
+ --- 634906556
563
+ >>634896179
564
+ >the thumbnail is bigger than the actual picture
565
+ lol
566
+ --- 634906646
567
+ >>634903171
568
+ I kneel
569
+ --- 634907109
570
+ 96 kilobytes
571
+
572
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NBG-sKFaB0 [Embed]
573
+ --- 634907125
574
+ >>634903171
575
+ 0kb
576
+ But where's the Mario?
577
+ --- 634907648
578
+ >>634883130
579
+ you're not wrong, even the most perfect optimization in the world wouldn't get a game like sekiro under 1gb. the total storage space of an NES cartridge was 40kb. so they were using everything they were given.
580
+ --- 634907718
581
+ >>634907648
582
+ What?
583
+ --- 634907729
584
+ >>634883130
585
+ >Modern games are poorly optimized if that's true.
586
+ even old games were not optiminized well
587
+ https://youtu.be/t_rzYnXEQlE [Embed]
588
+ --- 634907796
589
+ >>634907718
590
+ i meant to put a "but" before
591
+ >even the most perfect optimization
592
+
593
+ 40kb was literally all you could get out of an NES cartridge
594
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWQ0591PAxM [Embed]
595
+ --- 634907882
596
+ >>634907796
597
+ going further, the main reason modern games are so unoptimized is because there's no real limitations in place that they have to abide to anymore, we live in an era of 100gb day one patches now.
598
+ --- 634907897
599
+ >>634907729
600
+ this guy could only do this with modern knowledge that didn't exist at the time, and overal spent months and months doing just that, when the game itself was done from scratch to finish in less than a year
601
+ --- 634908081
602
+ >>634883130
603
+ >Modern games are poorly optimized if that's true.
604
+ It's all but confirmed modern games are designed for console > PC thus they know just how much harddrive space they have to work with.
605
+ It started with things like COD and Fifa not compressing at all to take up as much space as possible to keep you playing them, so you go "I'd get a new game but my harddrive is almost full"
606
+ --- 634909223
607
+ >>634907897
608
+ nintendo CREATED the hardware and had FULL ACCESS to the source code for DECADES and still didn't do shit with it especially the re-release, cope tendie cuck
609
+ --- 634909352
610
+ >>634909223
611
+ >giving a shit about rereleases
612
+ --- 634909517
613
+ fucking computers how do they work
614
+ --- 634909613
615
+ Whoa...
616
+ --- 634909849
617
+ >>634882185
618
+ in English doc
619
+ --- 634909896
620
+ >>634909613
621
+ Does that work?
622
+ --- 634910028
623
+ >>634904960
624
+ --- 634910203
625
+ >>634886697
626
+ >>634886816
627
+ i prefer anthro lesbian dolphin porn with big tits myself
628
+ --- 634910485
629
+ >>634909613
630
+ Nice virus.
631
+ --- 634910517
632
+ > -1KB
633
+ --- 634910528
634
+ >>634909613
635
+ what is this actually
636
+ --- 634910789
637
+ >>634909613
638
+ Thanks for the dolphin porn but I already have these images in my collection
639
+ --- 634910865
640
+ >>634895034
641
+ I have learned to appreciate this playstyle
642
+ --- 634911216
643
+ >>634882734
644
+ im not clicking that shit nigga,
645
+ because i can't
646
+ --- 634911308
647
+ >>634881805
648
+ damn you could fit a lot of marios in this pic
649
+ --- 634911729
650
+ >>634910528
651
+ That retarded donut screamer.
652
+ >reeeeeee anon don't ruin it
653
+ Suck my dick.
654
+ --- 634911845
655
+ >>634909352
656
+ >b-but
657
+ mald harder faggot
658
+ --- 634911929
659
+ >>634900037
660
+ heavier
661
+ --- 634912559
662
+ >>634911845
663
+ but what? mald over what?
664
+ --- 634913264
665
+ >>634909613
666
+ >it's real
667
+ holy shit that's legitimately cool though
668
+ >>634911729
669
+ Medicate
670
+ --- 634913785
671
+ >>634913629
672
+ --- 634913910
673
+ >>634894959
674
+ They store them in formats that the GPU can read directly which are themselves compressed, videogames use a lot of compression.
675
+ --- 634913951
676
+ why would developers waste time in optimizing when people will just buy better hardware?
677
+ --- 634914245
678
+ >>634881805
679
+ >No text
680
+ What's the point?
681
+ --- 634914351
682
+ >>634913951
683
+ Who makes their own engine these days? Optimizing Unreal engine would require more work than developing your own engine from scratch, outside of that Unreal itself does do optimzation, just not game/platform specific optimization, so does Nvidia/AMD developing new rendering technology and improving the quality/performance of existing ones.
684
+ --- 634914598
685
+ >>634904960
686
+ So there's 48 B of overhead for gif files?
687
+ --- 634914717
688
+ >>634903171
689
+ My knees!o great one!
690
+ --- 634914768
691
+ Simply put people cared about compression then and it was an art due to size limits on discs/cartridges. No one needs to worry about it anymore and that's why your latest goyslop AAA game is 150GBs.
692
+ --- 634915235
693
+ >>634914768
694
+ Your latest goyslop AAA is 150GB because it contains that much high detail content.
695
+ --- 634915489
696
+ >>634914768
697
+ >Simply put people cared about compression then
698
+ Nobody cared about compression back then, retard.
699
+ It's simply a technical restrictions, and they are forced to do so.
700
+ Do you really think that someone goes "Iwata san, We should make the game as small as possible, because we should bring honor to our company"
701
+ --- 634916079
702
+ >>634915489
703
+ >they didn't care; they were forced to care
704
+ sasuga
705
+ --- 634916105
706
+ >>634915235
707
+ bull fuckin shit
708
+ --- 634916159
709
+ >>634883519
710
+ I don't think Mario said that in the original game
711
+ --- 634916439
712
+ >>634883130
713
+ No one cares about optimization.
714
+
715
+ IT workers in a company where I work just put all js/css/ts libs together and sometimes 2 or more times.
716
+ I as content guy scream at them or even fix their code manually. Since all users complains goes to me.
717
+ --- 634916713
718
+ >>634916105
719
+ You can't expect to increase texture resolution, the amount of textures, have textures that fade in on characters faces for different expressions, have more unique assets to clutter scenes, have additional maps to determine things like metalness or surface roughness and expect game sizes to remain the same they were a decade and a half ago, hell most of those games were so small because of the Xbox and developers having to do all kinds of ridiculous compression to content that lead compression artifacts in normal maps that most people just ignored (still seen in the original release skyrim textures) audio compression issues and loads of other shit.
720
+ PS3 games were 25GB and up, and you are complaining about at most a 6x increase in disk space on a 64x increase in texture resolution
721
+ --- 634916802
722
+ >>634916713
723
+ If devs are going to include those pointless things I never asked for, I expect them to find a way to do it at a low cost.
724
+ --- 634916827
725
+ >>634896853
726
+ It's not that hard tho. Probably takes about 20 mins at max
727
+ --- 634916842
728
+ >>634916159
729
+ It's a weird translation, but then the original Japanese line is very hard to translate since it relies so much on cultural context. The idea is pretty much the same, but a more direct translation would be "rock-throwing monkeys"
730
+ --- 634916862
731
+ >>634916802
732
+ They do do that, ti's called A/Indie games.
733
+ --- 634916876
734
+ >>634916713
735
+ Name five PS3 games that are 25GB and up
736
+ --- 634917150
737
+ >>634916876
738
+ I'm struggling to find anything above 12GB
739
+ >Skyrim Special Edition is 12GB
740
+ >Dark Souls PTDE is <7GB
741
+ >RDR is 10GB
742
+ --- 634917278
743
+ >2023
744
+ >Worrying about game size
745
+ LOL. Must suck to live in a third world.
746
+ SSDs are cheap and internet speeds are blazing fast.
747
+ --- 634917345
748
+ >>634916862
749
+ >They do do that, ti's called A/Indie games.
750
+ >B-but you can't expect the same of AAA games
751
+ lol
752
+ --- 634917616
753
+ >>634916876
754
+ God of War Ascension
755
+ Uncharted 3
756
+ The Last of Us
757
+ FFXIII
758
+ Killzone 3
759
+
760
+ >>634917345
761
+ Then it wouldn't be AAA goyslop, that's okay lots of Indie/A games are goyslop too.
762
+ --- 634918143
763
+ >>634881805
764
+ This belong to you Sir
765
+ --- 634920332
766
+ >>634881491 (OP)
767
+ >check
768
+ >it's 289kb
769
+ is this a bait?
770
+ --- 634920763
771
+ >>634909613
772
+ >its real
773
+ how does the text at the bottom not fuck it up?
774
+ --- 634922207
775
+ >>634909613
776
+ if boomers were good at this then i fucking kneel
777
+ https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1682166163361098.webm
778
+ --- 634922360
779
+ >>634922207
780
+ >t. retarded zoomer
781
+ --- 634922406
782
+ >>634922360
783
+ very rude
784
+ --- 634922512
785
+ >>634922207
786
+ the atarifags were the true zoomers, named such after the fact their games required ADHD to play, as you have just witnessed
787
+ if you aren't shitposting, there should be an option to limit how much of your power the emu is using, search around
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  --- 634884187
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  https://jiggie.fun/fI4qLY
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  150 nsfw
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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  --- 634884187
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  https://jiggie.fun/fI4qLY
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  150 nsfw
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+ https://jiggie.fun/0GpsxB
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+ 200 nsfw
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+ --- 634885519
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+ 300
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+ --- 634886127
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+ 345
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+ sfw
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+ --- 634886708
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+ sfw anime fan service
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+ 464pc
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+ https://jiggie.fun/fanservice
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+ --- 634887969
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+ bump
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+ --- 634888076
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+ https://jiggie.fun/veGoFZ
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+ 408 loli elves, nsfw
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+ --- 634888134
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+ https://jiggie.fun/S_ROsF
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+ 476 sfw
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+ --- 634889759
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+ https://jiggie.fun/rBpoZt
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+ 475 sfw bunnygirl
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+ --- 634891562
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+ boomp
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+ --- 634892093
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+ moar
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+ --- 634892108
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+ >>634891562
42
+ don't bump, post a puzzle instead, like this
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+ https://jiggie.fun/m7GqNI
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+ 288 nsfw pokegirl(s)
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+ --- 634892259
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+ https://jiggie.fun/I4N8O7
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+ 682 sfw your daily dose of anime girls on motorcycles
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+ --- 634894736
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+ >>634892093
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+ --- 634894778
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+ >>634894736
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+ jiggie.fun
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+ no u
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+ 486 sfw catgirl
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+ https://jiggie.fun/qTFK4O
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+
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+ nsfw UW volleyball leak
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+ bump
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+ my eyes hurt holy fuck
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+ https://jiggie.fun/H15bEs
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+ 270 sfw shota
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+ --- 634897961
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+ https://jiggie.fun/ptqi1E
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+ 483 /e/ It's a nice day for a booba wedding
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+ https://jiggie.fun/dm2amp
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+ 299 sfw scenery
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+ --- 634899636
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+ https://jiggie.fun/E7s8Nx
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+ 484 /e/ big ol ass an' tiddies
77
+ --- 634900672
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+ https://jiggie.fun/6Q3sVf
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+ 500 c&f catbras
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+ --- 634901607
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+ https://jiggie.fun/VyDii_
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+ 496 sfw dead game
83
+ --- 634902423
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+ https://jiggie.fun/OYgeQu
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+ 1000 wet schoolgirls of various boob sizes from small to really big
86
+ --- 634903759
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+ bump for big jigs
88
+ --- 634904289
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+ >>634903759
90
+ https://jiggie.fun/ff6zJo
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+ 1800 nsfw booba see you in 5 hours
92
+ --- 634904342
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+ https://jiggie.fun/ABh0Qk
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+ WH40k edition
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+ 400 roton sfw
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+ --- 634905984
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+ bump
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+ --- 634906124
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+ In the Garden of Fantasy
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+ 650pcs
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+ https://jiggie.fun/St8L20
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+ puzzle theme
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+ https://youtu.be/A-oKVIRZ7fs [Embed]
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+
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+ been a while since i last jigged
106
+ --- 634906568
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+ https://jiggie.fun/2e6z0K
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+ 368 tyranids roton
109
+ --- 634907005
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+ >>634906568
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+ Is it cheating if I reference this codex? It's right next to my desk.
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+ --- 634907823
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+ >>634906124
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+ just 3 of us so far
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+ --- 634908929
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+ >>634906124
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+ 70% there
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+ --- 634911087
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+ https://jiggie.fun/M7lf6a
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+ 361 roton dragon sfw
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+ --- 634913151
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+ bump
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+ --- 634916142
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+ https://jiggie.fun/mksFLw
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+ out of season poke jig
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+ 500 SFW
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+ --- 634918323
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+ https://jiggie.fun/8xAJvz
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+ --- 634919032
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+ https://jiggie.fun/mi_Gj2
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+ 450 sfw booba
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+ --- 634919930
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+ https://jiggie.fun/a2zNBG
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+ snug magic dogs
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+ SFW rot 250
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+ --- 634920032
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+ https://jiggie.fun/mXPmwl
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+ BOTW edition
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+ 600 roton sfw
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+ --- 634920047
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+ https://jiggie.fun/JJF1bs
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+ 493 sfw he's just standing there... menacingly...
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+ --- 634922003
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+ https://jiggie.fun/2Qof33
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+ pretty robots
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+ 330 SFW
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+ --- 634922098
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+ https://jiggie.fun/ocWOQI
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+ 475 /e/ big booba
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  --- 634884452
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  >>634884290
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  fake news
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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  --- 634884452
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  >>634884290
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  fake news
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+ --- 634884521
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+ >>634884375
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+ huh? Your tools and clothes get destroyed with use.
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+ --- 634884530
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+ >>634884290
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+ black people can't create things, stop lying.
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+ --- 634884536
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+ >>634883480 (OP)
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+ That looks like craft that was mined.
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+ --- 634884609
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+ When will it have content?
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+ --- 634884936
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+ >>634884609
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+ Already has more than mineshit
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+ --- 634885806
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+ >>634883480 (OP)
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+ But you play as a glowie.
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+ --- 634885905
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+ I love drifter-tan!
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+ --- 634885971
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+ >>634884290
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+ hand or gtfo
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+ --- 634885997
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+ >>634883480 (OP)
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+ how do i pirate this?
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+ --- 634886201
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+ >first time trying it out
40
+ >no idea what I'm doing and going in completely blind
41
+ >get to make a flint knife and axe pretty easily, find berries to survive the first day
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+ >night comes
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+ >everything's darker than a nigger's asshole
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+ >literally spend 15m afk waiting for the day to come because I can't do anything at all
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+ well that was fun
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+ --- 634886454
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+ >>634885997
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+ If you can't pirate, you are nor smart enough for this game.
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+ --- 634886529
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+ >>634886201
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+ >spend 15m afk waiting for the day to come because I can't do anything at all
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+ When they joke about Vintage Story being made for autistic people they aren't lying
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+ --- 634886606
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+ >>634886201
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+ You can make a bed, and referencing the handbook helps a lot if you get stuck on what to do.
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+ --- 634887986
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+ >>634886606
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+ >bro didn't you read the 60 wiki pages before starting the game?? your fault!!
59
+ >look there's a mention of a 'bed' under 'shelter', clearly you should've understood that by shelter, they didn't mean building an actual house, because you know you definitely can't do that just yet, but just making a bed haha
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+ it's retarded senpai, and you're retarded for trying to defend such flawed game design
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+ --- 634888198
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+ >>634887986
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+ Okay.
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+ --- 634888257
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+ hussalina hustler, hustle quick and hustle far yack it backy kumbala, hussalina hustler!
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+ --- 634888368
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+ >>634888257
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+ What the fuck???!!! No way is this real??
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+ --- 634888452
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+ >>634888257
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+ Ladies and gentlemen, kino is officially served
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+ --- 634888531
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+ >>634888257
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+ I can't believe I was here for this spectacle. Witnessed!!!
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+ --- 634888614
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+ >>634887986
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+ You can search up any recipe by pressing h
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+ Surely, you would search for a bed if you don't enjoy spending 15 minutes of your life looking at a static screen.
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+ --- 634888638
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+ >>634884936
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+ not modded mineshit
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+ --- 634888687
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+ >>634883480 (OP)
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+ >v1.18.0 Lore Update: The Resonance Archives - Stable release!
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+ didn't realize it was out already, will it break 1.17 worlds or is it safe to upgrade?
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+ --- 634888718
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+ >>634888257
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+ Not bad kid
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+ --- 634888950
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+ >>634883480 (OP)
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+ I started playing this the other day and passed through my first temporal storm, not gonna lie, its really unnerving
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+ --- 634889859
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+ >>634887986
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+ >plays game for 15 minutes
95
+ >discovers a setback/challenge and gets upset
96
+ >closes the game
97
+ >goes into a thread about the game and starts calling people retards
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+ --- 634890251
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+ Anyone else here who makes their world just tropical islands just so you can pretend you are in the Caribbean sailing island to island with your raft? Man I wish they would add ships to the game
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+ --- 634890348
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+ >>634889859
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+ >you're not allowed to touch the keyboard for fifteen minutes!!!!
103
+ >challenge
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+ --- 634890510
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+ give me more blacksmithing kino
106
+ with multiplayer
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+ --- 634890512
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+ >>634887986
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+ Looks it's made for autistic people just go.
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+ --- 634891069
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+ >>634890348
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+ >anon can't think of a solution to the problem of "night time is dark" so he stares at his black screen without touching his keyboard for 15 minutes every time the sun goes down
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+ --- 634891638
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+ >>634890510
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+ please i need more games
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+ --- 634892137
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+ >>634883480 (OP)
118
+ why would I pay money for what is just a minecraft modpack
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+ --- 634892245
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+ >>634883480 (OP)
121
+ Ugly player models, too much focus on autismo crafting.
122
+ --- 634892568
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+ >>634892137
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+ - better engine: dynamic weathers (can see thunderstorms in the distance, and different players can experience different weathers while on the same server), more crafting mechanics, horizontal "physics" for some blocks, weather effects and wind, water animations, written in C# so it has much better performance and is more moddable
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+ ^ this is the kind of stuff that minecrap mods can't add, as it requires access to source code, or it would cause performance issues and compatibility issues between mods
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+ - it's balanced for the ground up to be harder. You'd need 20 different mods to have this in minecrap, and they would all have compatibility issues
127
+ - faster content delivery. Massive update every few months vs one update once every two years
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+ --- 634892574
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+ >>634884521
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+ I forget if your clothes still take damage if you block it with a shield in minecraft
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+ --- 634892665
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+ >>634888638
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+ >It's good when its modded
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+ --- 634892724
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+ >>634892137
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+ it runs better the devs aren't jewish
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+ --- 634893493
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+ >>634892137
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+ https://files.catbox.moe/3t79k2.webm
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+ --- 634893617
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+ Isn't this being made by a guy and his wife?
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+ --- 634893658
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+ >>634892137
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+ when you hammer in freshly hot tools straight off the scorching forge, you can cool them off by shoving them into water, the steam even shows!
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+ sadly i don't think it melts ice if you do this
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+ --- 634893803
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+ >>634893617
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+ yeah. Guy does the coding and his wife churns out models and textures
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+ --- 634893982
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+ >still can't use barks other than oak for tanning
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+ fuck you notch
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+ --- 634894148
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+ >>634893617
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+ >>634893803
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+ >Vintage Story
156
+ >Book of Hours
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+ Are husband and wife dev teams the most soulful there is? The two I know of keep pumping out kino
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+ --- 634894742
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+ What Minecraft mods would you like to see as new features in Vintage Story?
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+ --- 634894832
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+ >>634894148
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+ It's probably very efficient. You wake up at the same time, don't have to leave the house, and immediately go work on the game. Sharing ideas probably is a lot easier with someone you know closely too. There was also this boomer couple that made an adventure game recently, but I forgot what it was called.
163
+ Great business idea if you know how to code, and if you girlfriend is willing to learn basic blender and Photoshop skills. You could also teach her some basic scripting, or maybe lua, to help with the code a little.
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+ --- 634895063
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+ >>634893803
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+ >>634894148
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+ >>634894832
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+ I remember this cool dungeon crawler game made by a guy and his wife like 10 years ago. Seems to work well
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+ --- 634895113
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+ >>634883480 (OP)
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+ What does this offer me that a modded terrafirmacraft couldn't?
172
+ --- 634895150
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+ >>634884290
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+ Stop
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+ --- 634895228
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+ >>634894742
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+ The entirety of Create
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+ --- 634895381
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+ >>634894742
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+ Something related to other dimensions eventually
181
+ --- 634895751
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+ >>634895113
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+ seasons
184
+ --- 634895884
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+ >>634895751
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+ Terrafirmacraft has seasons
187
+ --- 634895985
188
+ I never got into Minecraft for all these years. Is this a solo focused game? Is the reason to play it besides build cool shit? I’d love if the crafting/farming/survival mechanics took focus.
189
+ --- 634896176
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+ >>634895985
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+ you can play with others but solo can be done
192
+ building cool shit is part of it, if you can get past the learning curve, the chiseling microblocks system can really sate some tism
193
+ --- 634896310
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+ >>634895985
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+ the main draw is the autism is cranked up a bit; for example you need to do crop rotations or else yer farms land becomes barren and useless
196
+ --- 634896367
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+ >>634895113
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+ far better performance due to not being built on minecraft's shitty java engine, mods and texture packs are far easier to create and install and are generally capable of doing more since VS is built mod-friendly and doesnt need an intermediary work-around like forge or fabric, big library of compatible mods (does terrafirmacraft even have add-on mods?), a currently in-progress "main story" with high-quality dungeons & bosses & puzzles, more in-depth food spoilage mechanics (though honestly pretty sure the only difference is that VS allows you to make well-lit cellars), VS worldgen is leaps and bounds above TFC, localized weather instead of global interdimensional weather like minecraft has, built-in chiseling system (was chisel 'n' bits TFC compatible??), etc.
199
+ --- 634896574
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+ >>634895113
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+ Lore, story, and fantastical steampunk shit I guess.
202
+ --- 634896768
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+ >>634894148
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+ One of my favorite bands is just a husband and wife group. He plays the drums, she does the electric organ/piano.
205
+ --- 634896896
206
+ >>634896367
207
+ >>634896574
208
+ Oh damn, I've been asking this every time I see a thread and this is the first time I've gotten a good answer, maybe it's finally time to try the game.
209
+ >weather
210
+ Some versions of TFC come bundled with the weather mod, but that mod is a complete jankfest in of itself.
211
+ --- 634897038
212
+ >>634896896
213
+ Part of the story and dungeons are already in with the most recent update a few days ago. It was called the lore update actually.
214
+ --- 634897342
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+ >>634892665
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+ Yes? Why we have to suffer just b/c you faggots lack the capability to lurk for something cool and subsequently install thereafter? Mods are even easier to install and run nowadays. If you ain't got the time, just pick ma curated list from someone and bam! Better gaming experience. Same retard argument like 'Mods are just for coomers' And even coomer mods make a so much better simply b/c the character models look way better.
217
+ --- 634897573
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+ Do we have a /v/ server?
219
+ --- 634897582
220
+ wow This game has a proper tool rack.
221
+ I can't believe how hard is for survival games to have a quick place/take entity for tools, it makes crafting much more organized and seamless for me, well, item frames essentially do the same thing in minecraft but VS' is much more compact and easthetically pleasing.
222
+ --- 634897807
223
+ >>634897573
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+ There's a /vm/ server, if you want to play with anons from this site
225
+ >>>/vm/vintage
226
+ --- 634898196
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+ >>634894148
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+ I just remembered that Tales of androgyny is made by a husband and wife team
229
+ --- 634899796
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+ >>634887986
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+ You can make shelter from dirt. You are dumb.
232
+ --- 634901076
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+ Is there a less hardcore create mode? I just want to dick around without worrying too hard about the ‘tism.
234
+ --- 634901949
235
+ >>634901076
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+ yeah, pretty sure there's a world option that lowers food requirements and spoilage and all sorts of other shit. or you could just play on creative mode
237
+ --- 634902013
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+ >>634888257
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+ >>634888368
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+ >>634888452
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+ >>634888531
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+ >>634888718
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+ not a mental illness btw
244
+ --- 634902158
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+ There's no demo on the website, is it possible to pirate it in order to try it or does it have some always online drm bullshit?
246
+ --- 634902257
247
+ >>634886201
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+ Why not just... make a torch
249
+ --- 634902524
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+ >>634902158
251
+ Yes, its on the usual pirate pages
252
+ --- 634902584
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+ >>634902257
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+ they don't last forever
255
+ --- 634902604
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+ >>634902584
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+ They last plenty long enough to last for several days.
258
+ --- 634902841
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+ >>634886201
260
+ Make a hay bed. You need 24 dry grass for it.
261
+ --- 634902928
262
+ >>634887986
263
+ Even if you have soil physics enabled, you can still make a house with packed dirt.
264
+ --- 634903045
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+ >>634884375
266
+ There's a gemcutting mod that lets you craft slotted armor and weapons and then slot cut gems into it for bonuses, so you could have a mining set, fighting set etc.
267
+ >>634884521
268
+ clothes can easily be repaired with flax twine and linen.
269
+ --- 634903362
270
+ >>634893982
271
+ Is this not intended? Oak wood is valuable IRL, so I thought that it (as well as acacia) maybe had some special properties that enable it to be used for making tannin.
272
+ --- 634903425
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+ >>634894742
274
+ Twilight Forest would work much bettee for Vintage Story than for Minecraft.
275
+ --- 634903541
276
+ Is there a colony mod where I can build a comfy village with NPCs so I'm not alone?
277
+ --- 634903656
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+ >>634901076
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+ You can customize world options when you make it. This extends to the hunger rate.
280
+ --- 634903709
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+ >>634903541
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+ Kind of, there's a mod that adds villagers and you can do quests for them, not sure how close you can build to their stuff though.
283
+ --- 634903829
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+ >>634903709
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+ Sounds neat, are they better than minecraft villagers? How much interaction is there besides the quests?
286
+ --- 634904023
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+ >>634903829
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+ Not sure, I've never tried it but looking at the mod screenshots it seems you can found your own village too which seems pretty fucking neat. Going to add it to the next game I start.
289
+ --- 634904131
290
+ >>634883480 (OP)
291
+ >realism autism
292
+ What a shame
293
+ --- 634904405
294
+ >>634904023
295
+ Nice, just the kind of stuff I was looking for. Probably gonna get the game then. Do you get server files as well so you can host your own server like Minecraft?
296
+ --- 634904449
297
+ Can you cook only using campfires? I can't find any kitchen stove or such and I can't force myself to just put an open flame in my house. Maybe some mod fixes this?
298
+
299
+ Also post houses to get me inspired
300
+ --- 634904523
301
+ >>634883480 (OP)
302
+ why have you've been posting this unfished crap for the past 2 week
303
+ --- 634904586
304
+ >>634894742
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+ They'd never do it since they don't want outright magic, but Thaumcraft
306
+ --- 634904593
307
+ >>634904405
308
+ I know you can just open up your single player game to lan or for other folk to connect to your IP, but if you're renting a dedicated server (I use Pingperfect) then it's as easy as just uploading your single player save to the servers save files, then putting zipped mods into the servers mod folder. When people connect it auto downloads the mods for them.
309
+ --- 634904792
310
+ >>634904449
311
+ >Can you cook only using campfires?
312
+ Unfortunately yes, only campfires and clay ovens can be used to cook food, and clay ovens only work for bread and pies. As far as I know, there is no mod that adds actual ovens
313
+ --- 634905045
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+ >>634894148
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+ What the hell is book of hours?
316
+ --- 634905225
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+ >>634904586
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+ I like thaumcraft
319
+ --- 634905281
320
+ >>634883480 (OP)
321
+ >no israphel
322
+ dropped
323
+ --- 634905385
324
+ >>634905045
325
+ "sequel" to cultist simulator
326
+
327
+ >>634905281
328
+ anon, its been 12 years... you've got to let it go..
329
+ --- 634905614
330
+ >>634892665
331
+ vintage story is basically a standalone version of a minecraft mod pack, comparing it to other minecraft mods is completely fair
332
+ --- 634906202
333
+ >>634904449
334
+ you can only go up to medieval period tech wise, and throughout medieval era everyone used open fire to cook food, with occasional clay stove, which is in the game.
335
+ --- 634906482
336
+ >Mineshit knockoff
337
+ >"It's just like that one modpack!"
338
+ >look at Vintage Story mods
339
+ >all the top mods were either aimed at fixing shit parts of the game the devs stubbornly stand by or ones that aren't unique enough to distinguish themselves from an alternative on minecraft
340
+ >browse threads here and there
341
+ >always consists of OP seething over obvious critique
342
+ Dead on arrival, shill threads. Sage and filter.
343
+ --- 634906713
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+ Minecucks can't appreciate a mudhut/hovel like vintage chads can.
345
+ --- 634906760
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+ Qrd on this game?
347
+ --- 634906830
348
+ >>634906482
349
+ Shit parts? Like what?
350
+ --- 634906942
351
+ >>634906713
352
+ >Vintage Story is a good game
353
+ >why?
354
+ >you can build a dirt house and do all these tiny tangential features that have zero potential for becoming tedious
355
+ >you can mod it with incredibly basic mods that come across as minecraft mods of old at best
356
+ >if your computer is a piece of shit it runs better
357
+ >modding is easier than minecraft's despite many minecraft modders being literal children
358
+ --- 634906953
359
+ >>634906760
360
+ meinkraft, but good
361
+ --- 634907036
362
+ >>634906830
363
+ I'm not getting into a back and forth where you repeatedly deny flaws of the game. I've seen it, you've seen it, plenty of people being shilled this fotm all have seen and grown desensitized to the mark of a shit game.
364
+ --- 634907051
365
+ >>634906942
366
+ modding is easier as in it's more advanced. C# gives coders more freedom than java. Also I've heard that the game is almost open source.
367
+ --- 634907116
368
+ >>634907036
369
+ Sounds like you got filtered by some feature and now you cry that the game isn't braindead shit like MINECRAP
370
+ --- 634907135
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+ >>634907051
372
+ Case in point.
373
+
374
+ Literal children mod minecraft. Children.
375
+
376
+ Vintage story meanwhile has the audacity to defend its design choices at every turn despite tedium being baked into the gameplay experience. Want to do anything scaled up? Fuck you, go play Minecraft instead.
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+ --- 634907213
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+ Thanks for the bumps
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+ --- 634907224
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+ >>634907116
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+ I got filtered by it being a regularly shilled thread with an obnoxiously defensive fan base. I'll go stick a modpack on minecraft when I want this kind of game, and every friend I've shown it to has wound up asking me what I'm doing looking at minecraft clones.
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+ --- 634907436
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+ >>634907135
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+ Tedium is subjective. Delayed reward for many is better than instant one. All the "tedium" that you talk about also makes teamwork in coop a lot more fun, since you can't have one person immediately dig down to bedrock level and grind until he finds diamonds, which at that point you win the game. It's a slow process to get to the end game in VS, and even small stuff requires a lot of player engagement, which is prefect for coop. You can have one person mold clay, while the other player prepares clay burning pits.
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+ --- 634908957
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+ >>634887986
387
+ You're the reason games today hold your hand and don't let you discover anything on your own. Maybe stick to shitty AAA games, zoom zoom
388
+ --- 634909036
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+ But does the game have cute girls? Or, is it possible to mod in cute girls?
390
+ --- 634909117
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+ >>634909036
392
+ You can mod in furry creatures with visible cleavage
393
+ --- 634909919
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+ This game really needs a combat update.
395
+ --- 634909979
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+ >>634904449
397
+ You can also bake break and pies with a clay oven.
398
+ --- 634910178
399
+ >>634904449
400
+ what >>634906202 said, keep in mind clay ovens form instantly compared to other clay formed things but take around a stack of clay to make, and logically, they are harder to use in the winter
401
+ --- 634910262
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+ >>634893493
403
+ I love soil physics.
404
+ --- 634910270
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+ >>634904405
406
+ yes it comes with server files
407
+ --- 634910287
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+ >>634884290
409
+ Sorry I'm revoking your n-word pass
410
+ I don't make the rules
411
+ --- 634910319
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+ >>634910262
413
+ --- 634910382
414
+ >>634910319
415
+ They need to add more stuff like this. It makes exploration feel dangerous and exciting.
416
+ --- 634910386
417
+ >>634903362
418
+ sure but if you're not in a climate where oak grows you have to walk for hours to find one
419
+ irl you can tan with anything high in tannin oak just happens to be the bark with the highest tannin content
420
+ --- 634910582
421
+ >>634907036
422
+ So the game has no shit parts, got it
423
+ --- 634910664
424
+ >>634883480 (OP)
425
+ Buy an ad
426
+ --- 634910686
427
+ >>634910582
428
+ See: >>634909919
429
+ --- 634910717
430
+ I really wish there was a way to make traders come to you once you've discovered them.
431
+ --- 634910871
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+ >>634910686
433
+ Vid unrelated?
434
+ --- 634910906
435
+ >>634910871
436
+ Combat isn't fun at the moment.
437
+ --- 634911046
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+ >>634884290
439
+ Fuck u nigger
440
+ --- 634911207
441
+ how does water work in this?
442
+ from way back in alpha I wanted minecraft to have more realistic water handling, actual quantities of water that will flow from place to place instead of notch's janky source block approximation so you could do water engineering projects like draining lakes and making aquaducts and shit.
443
+ --- 634911290
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+ >>634909117
445
+ sounds based
446
+ I'll look into it
447
+ --- 634911453
448
+ >>634910262
449
+ >>634910319
450
+ it definitely adds a lot to the game
451
+ I usually turn it off though because building with it is a pain
452
+ --- 634911720
453
+ >>634911207
454
+ I believe it still has the janky source block approximation, as running the physics for an actual water system like that would be pretty hardware intensive.
455
+ --- 634911806
456
+ >>634892137
457
+ lol lmao even, VS mod framework is much more flexible and the game already has more mechanical depth and modularity than minecraft with just a fraction of the content.
458
+ --- 634911891
459
+ >>634911207
460
+ Mostly the same as in Minecraft. You can't make infinite water source, but you can get infinite buckets of water from a single block and place them. I think there are water physics in the roadmap.
461
+ --- 634911957
462
+ >>634911207
463
+ >>634911891
464
+ Also, water freezes in winter, starting from the shore.
465
+ --- 634912456
466
+ >>634886201
467
+ Make a bed, dipshit.
468
+ --- 634912792
469
+ bump
470
+ good game but rework the fucking character models
471
+ --- 634912795
472
+ >>634910906
473
+ combat is not the point of these games faggot
474
+ --- 634912840
475
+ >>634912795
476
+ and guess where you need to go to find better shit
477
+ --- 634912851
478
+ >>634883480 (OP)
479
+ >minecraft clone
480
+ niggershit
481
+ --- 634912853
482
+ >>634894742
483
+ create, create aeronautics
484
+ --- 634912880
485
+ >>634912795
486
+ I know. This is why I have over 40 hours in my current world despite combat sucking ass.
487
+ --- 634912937
488
+ >>634894148
489
+ Cube world but we all know how that ended.
490
+ --- 634912960
491
+ >>634883480 (OP)
492
+ >Character named Tyrone in op pic.
493
+
494
+ Polfags go and stay go.
495
+
496
+ I hate mc but I won't buy this as long as you shitters infest it because it's muh retarded Nordic fantasy. Go fuck your parents or some shit ya inbred weirdo.
497
+ --- 634912982
498
+ >>634912840
499
+ up ur mom's pussy lmao owned
500
+ --- 634912995
501
+ i dont like the mob mechanic and theyre scary, so i turned it off in my second run to build and farm in a cozy environment
502
+ --- 634913037
503
+ >>634912995
504
+ Trust me buddy the sound for the bell mob is something you'll learn to fear in the rookie days
505
+ --- 634913085
506
+ Objectively the best QoL feature.
507
+ --- 634913116
508
+ Are there actual enemies in this game?
509
+ I've been running around for a couple days, and even during the night literally nothing happens
510
+ --- 634913154
511
+ >>634884290
512
+ You ain't black
513
+ --- 634913214
514
+ >>634912853
515
+ they've got one of Aeronautics members helping them with multiblock boats right now
516
+ --- 634913269
517
+ >>634912960
518
+ Tyron ≠ Tyrone
519
+ --- 634913339
520
+ >>634913116
521
+ check your settings
522
+ normal foes are your typical "wanting to murder your ass for existing animals", and any of which you piss off, go punch that ram, i dare you
523
+ drifters are the main threat, coming in various ranked flavors which get stronger the deeper you get in the world, or go insane
524
+ the mechanical spider locusts are also a threat, packing numbers, wall climbing and spawning nests
525
+ last of which is the bell, which can detect you through walls and continually summon high ranking drifters, and have a shitton of hp to boot
526
+ FUCK BEARS though
527
+ --- 634913453
528
+ >>634884290
529
+ Welcome to the white race.
530
+ --- 634913521
531
+ >>634913214
532
+ Source?
533
+ --- 634913561
534
+ But what is temporal stability though? Sanity or your grip into the current reality in relation to that parallel world.
535
+ --- 634913591
536
+ >minecraft ripoff
537
+ >has a minecraft modder molding it
538
+ F
539
+ --- 634913617
540
+ >>634913521
541
+ their Discord
542
+ --- 634913627
543
+ >>634913591
544
+ minecraft is a self admitted ripoff of infiniminer.
545
+ --- 634913683
546
+ >>634913561
547
+ Latter, it's your grip on reality in general, the less you have, the less you remain "anchored" to the realm and drift ever closer to the rust world
548
+ --- 634913684
549
+ >>634913627
550
+ Don't care. Minecraft ripoff. Cool modpack.
551
+ --- 634913729
552
+ >>634913617
553
+ Oh shit thats neat. Aeronautics itself looks super cool, it's neat they've got a guy from that team contributing.
554
+ --- 634913734
555
+ >>634913617
556
+ That's neat. Would love to see the messages though
557
+ --- 634913823
558
+ >>634913617
559
+ Damn, nice, real buildable ships would be amazing.
560
+ --- 634913839
561
+ >>634894148
562
+ Stardew Valley too. It wouldn't exist if Concerned Ape's wife didn't financially support him.
563
+ --- 634913913
564
+ >>634913729
565
+ >>634913734
566
+ >>634913823
567
+ go shill your faggot game elsewhere
568
+ --- 634913957
569
+ >>634912960
570
+ The main dev's name is Tyron. He (right in the pic related) is white. Same with his wife (left).
571
+ --- 634913996
572
+ >>634913913
573
+ --- 634914000
574
+ >>634913913
575
+ Fuck off Tortanicfag. Not everything is a shill campaign, people enjoying games and wanting to talk about them is not the end of your world. In fact, it's the fucking purpose of this board, tourist. Be an adult and close the thread.
576
+ --- 634914036
577
+ >>634884290
578
+ You are now white
579
+ --- 634914046
580
+ >>634913913
581
+ By your reaction i can tell VS is a better than your favorite game.
582
+ --- 634914069
583
+ >>634914000
584
+ Go shill your faggot game elsewhere with your faggot threads where you turn into a confrontational or avoidant faggot over fsggot criticisms of your faggot game, faggot.
585
+ --- 634914134
586
+ >>634914069
587
+ Nobody here shy'd away from criticisms you walking aneurysm. You can't even fucking type right you're so assflustered.
588
+ --- 634914138
589
+ >>634914046
590
+ Cool modpack. Stop posting the same fucking threads about your game that's so good you have to beg the question then start replying to it to buno your own faggot thread for your faggot game that gets less engagement every time.
591
+
592
+ Hit critical mass on alienating an audience here and fuck off already, kike.
593
+ --- 634914216
594
+ >>634913617
595
+ I wonder if it's going to be extremely janky like the Archimedes' Ships mod was for Minecraft.
596
+ --- 634914223
597
+ >>634913729
598
+ >>634913734
599
+ >>634913823
600
+ found some more pictures from the testing
601
+ --- 634914229
602
+ I just like all the overwhelming autism i have to do to survive
603
+ --- 634914238
604
+ >>634914134
605
+ >Nobody does
606
+ >literally every thread turns into some little bitch getting defensive about the game being flawed
607
+ >"name a flaw then"
608
+ inb4 "wow you don't eat mineshit you should stfu guy who I blame it all on because he's rent free in my head"
609
+ --- 634914275
610
+ >>634914223
611
+ --- 634914303
612
+ >>634914275
613
+ How much are you charging for this shit again?
614
+ --- 634914310
615
+ >>634914069
616
+ >>634914134
617
+ Inarticulate gibberish about things you don't like =/= criticism
618
+ The sad reality is that you just don't like when you are confronted you sheltered non-white zoomie, on the contrary, the people that play the game here know what it lacks but still love it for what it already offers.
619
+ --- 634914340
620
+ >>634914238
621
+ >all of /v/ is one person
622
+ If you have grievances with the game why do you continuously revisit the threads about it? No game is perfect, if this game doesn't appeal to you, that's perfectly fine.
623
+ If you hate it so much why do you feel compelled to enter threads about it? Is this how you choose to spend your limited time on earth? Bitching incessantly in a thread about something you don't like just because its one thread out of 10 pages that has drawn your ire? That's honestly kind of depressing.
624
+ --- 634914359
625
+ >>634914310
626
+ If you were force-fed critique you'd spit up standard fare posting given to any critiques in these threads. Look at this one. Pull up the archive. Look at 'em. Look at some retard faggot go thinking they're real sly.
627
+ --- 634914443
628
+ >>634914340
629
+ This dumb niglet called me some fag I've never heard of because I called his game flawed and it's far from the first time it has happened in these threads.
630
+
631
+ I'd probably have been interested in the game if whoever is responsible for these threads weren't so invested in either being a little shitcunt defending the project or casting the community as shitcunts unable to take any critique.
632
+
633
+ See the reaction to combat.
634
+ --- 634914468
635
+ >>634914138
636
+ >Oh my god! The light particles of that video game's thread emanated from my screen are being captured by my eyes and brain, how dare them trigger me with a game i don't like by talking about it at their own leisure! I will show them!
637
+ You must face quite the predicament every day just to (try to) remain sane and be functional.
638
+ --- 634914508
639
+ >>634914303
640
+ $18 smackaroons last time i checked
641
+ --- 634914560
642
+ >>634914443
643
+ So what kind of drugs are fueling your posts exactly?
644
+ Are you capable of having an actual discussion without trying to act like a stereotypical ghetto teen? One person clearly shitposting at you is enough for you to discern that everyone here who is talking about the game is the exact same? How unhinged of a stance is that to take anon jesus christ.
645
+ --- 634914625
646
+ >>634914468
647
+ I face your shitty game's thread constantly being posted and every thread playing out the same as though the OP is the same every time down to how they handle it lightest critique.
648
+
649
+ Then the retard has the nerve to wonder why once engaging posters now just come in to shit on him and his game after he time and time again shits on any and all critique of the game and just tries to drown it out with some random bullshit or insisting they are weak or stupid for seeing not just flaws in the game but either some really defensive shill or its community at large.
650
+
651
+ Cry about it.
652
+ --- 634914668
653
+ >>634914639
654
+ Autism, pure, raw, autism
655
+ --- 634914679
656
+ >>634914560
657
+ Literally nothing. Cry more. Make a good example of how it always goes. Farm the bumps. Surely it sells. Tedium sells. Not posting your mods site for the game anymore though in these threads, wonder why.
658
+ --- 634914704
659
+ >>634914359
660
+ Being reductionist and smug about your complaints =/= critique
661
+ If you just try to make yourself the smart guy by dropping some silly and inapplicable metaphors don't expect people with a polar opposite vision to not make fun of you, stupid underage.
662
+ --- 634914732
663
+ >>634914639
664
+ Slower progression system which rewards in delayed gratification
665
+ --- 634914737
666
+ >>634887986
667
+ idiot ESL
668
+ --- 634914745
669
+ >>634914639
670
+ The difference is when you play a gutted modpack on Minecraft you're clearly not playing this and that means you're stupid for not dropping $18 on some indie project minecraft.
671
+ --- 634914749
672
+ >>634914625
673
+ >not only do I lack the willpower to just ignore things I don't like, I'm also too stupid to set up a basic filter
674
+ You are this image personified.
675
+ --- 634914787
676
+ >>634914704
677
+ The irony is palpable. Being smug and reductionist in your dismissals of any and all critiques of the game being tedious or having shit combat is like the pot calling the kettle a nigger.
678
+ --- 634914802
679
+ >>634914679
680
+ Take your fucking meds the devs do not post here. Half of these threads are people from /vm/ trying to drum up a discussion to funnel them to the /vm/ thread and servers.
681
+ --- 634914862
682
+ >>634914787
683
+ I'm pretty sure everyone here can unanimously agree the combat is shit. It's by far the most unpolished aspect of the game. They recently updated bows I believe though.You got shitposted at once and went on a crusade over it.
684
+ --- 634914863
685
+ >>634894832
686
+ too bad the devs wife doesn't know how to use Blender and absolutely REFUSES to learn, and insists on using the jank model creator her husband coded.
687
+ --- 634914865
688
+ >>634914625
689
+ I bet you love zelda then if you are triggered by a niche game's thread existing, by the way you type you can't be even a shade of white.
690
+ Unironic mental illness, your parents better stop supporting you so you kill yourself asap.
691
+ --- 634914867
692
+ >>634914749
693
+ I shit on things I don't like and between the game being a mineshit ripoff and these threads being some of the fakest, gayest, most egotistical shilling I've ever seen in my 14ish years here means I'm gonna take a fat shit every opportunity.
694
+
695
+ I'm doing my part.
696
+ --- 634914917
697
+ >>634914802
698
+ Kys nigger
699
+
700
+ >>634914862
701
+ I'm not even that anon. That anon is another webm in a growing folder of content related
702
+ --- 634914968
703
+ >>634914787
704
+ You started first, here
705
+ >>634892137
706
+ You got dunked on and your ego can't stand that you just acted irrationally and out of ignorance because "thing i don't like >:("
707
+ --- 634915007
708
+ >>634914802
709
+ Also, I'll be sure to frequent and shit on the thread in /vm/ from now on instead of going and fucking with people on Twitter to scratch the itch. Go back to your fucking general and stay there.
710
+ --- 634915058
711
+ >>634914968
712
+ I didn't cast the first stone. If this game's community is overwhelmingly composed of defensive shitcunts instead of a handful of if not the same shill, then fuck your whole community.
713
+ --- 634915076
714
+ >>634914867
715
+ >my 14ish years here
716
+ >actually admitting to being a chanologyfag
717
+ Oh come on now, is that supposed to be impressive?
718
+ >I'm doing my part
719
+ In being a fucking bitch who won't let people talk about video games? On the video game board? How the fuck is that doing your part schizo?
720
+ --- 634915108
721
+ >>634915076
722
+ Fuck off, kike.
723
+ --- 634915113
724
+ >>634915058
725
+ i don't defend the game i just like comfy
726
+ --- 634915116
727
+ >>634915007
728
+ >admitting to actively sabotaging discussion
729
+ lol literally mindbroken, kwab
730
+ --- 634915169
731
+ >>634915058
732
+ >insult the game inherently off the bat
733
+ >be surprised at pushback and disagreement against your bullshit in a thread of people who want to talk about said game
734
+ >this means there is a jewish conspiracy
735
+ Why are you so fucking dumb? Why? Seriously asking.
736
+ --- 634915207
737
+ >>634912960
738
+ take your meds
739
+ --- 634915215
740
+ >>634915169
741
+ No reason apparently. Certainly nothing in the threads about the game or recurrent posters. Sucks for the game, fag.
742
+ --- 634915225
743
+ >>634915108
744
+ I was here before you. I'll be here after you leave. Your flavor of the month insult is meaningless, candyass.
745
+ --- 634915251
746
+ >>634888950
747
+ just sleep through it nigga
748
+ or make a 4 blocks tall pillar surrounded by a moat and stand on it
749
+ --- 634915265
750
+ >>634915225
751
+ >Suddenly seniority matters
752
+ Fuck off, kike. Why is phone upset, little niglet?
753
+ --- 634915292
754
+ >>634915167
755
+ Seeing your posts get deleted on the regular will be funny so do your worst i guess lol
756
+ --- 634915325
757
+ >>634915292
758
+ >do your worst
759
+ No, I'll do my best. I did it to guild wars 2 and contributed to it all being blamed on one dude, I'll fucking do it again.
760
+ --- 634915335
761
+ >>634915265
762
+ >suddenly seniority matters
763
+ >was the first person to mention how long they'd been here in an attempt to do just that
764
+ >completely ignored responding to my image
765
+ --- 634915341
766
+ >>634913957
767
+ Lol they have the same exact Baltic nose.
768
+ --- 634915365
769
+ >>634915335
770
+ >ChAnOlOgY
771
+ >I'vE BeEn HeRe LoNgEr
772
+ Stupid nigger.
773
+ --- 634915431
774
+ >>634915365
775
+ Faggot you're the one who started it by saying you'de been here for 14 years. Don't rewrite history you fag. You couldn't even respond properly to the lion so just stop pretending.
776
+ --- 634915486
777
+ >>634915431
778
+ And in 14 years I've never seen something faker, gayer or more pushed by samefags that immediately comes to mind.
779
+
780
+ Why is phone upset?
781
+ --- 634915518
782
+ >>634915431
783
+ >>634915486
784
+ please kiss
785
+ --- 634915537
786
+ >>634915325
787
+ Nothing will happen
788
+ Cope, seethe and dilate
789
+ --- 634915554
790
+ >>634915518
791
+ If he can so much as hint at the answer and prove he's not full of shit, I will cease all shitposting regarding the game for the weekend.
792
+ --- 634915602
793
+ >>634915537
794
+ Yeah, nothing will happen. Just like where this game's going with the help of insufferable, defensive little shits shilling this mineshit clone and having the audacity to decide to double down on making these threads and pretending to be retarded.
795
+ --- 634915704
796
+ >>634915602
797
+ the games been getting stable consistent content updates for nearly 5 years at this point your psychotic episode isn't going to impact that.
798
+ --- 634915713
799
+ >>634915602
800
+ ?
801
+ This game is already more successful than you will ever be, whatever energy you spend into shitposting won't make a dent on it, so wiggle your arms and cry all you want for your tantrums are in vain, little nigger.
802
+ --- 634915830
803
+ >>634915790
804
+ It's two people making the game. Stardew valley took almost 6 years for 1.0.
805
+ --- 634915856
806
+ >>634915790
807
+ and what has base minecraft accomplished in 5 years?
808
+ --- 634915939
809
+ >>634915830
810
+ >Stardew Valley
811
+ >A boring, shit game
812
+ >admittedly far more successful and polished than any mineshit clone
813
+
814
+ >>634915856
815
+ >Modding scene over the past 5 years as compared to VS
816
+ >Profits as compared to VS
817
+ >Server hosting is a solved issue as compared to VS, see the vm thread
818
+ >internationally recognized and cherished IP
819
+ >literally so legendary they managed to somehow squeeze their mascot into Smash
820
+ hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
821
+ --- 634915956
822
+ >>634883480 (OP)
823
+ >archer in heaviest armor moves faster than blackguard in heaviest armor
824
+ --- 634916031
825
+ >>634915939
826
+ >I don't like harvest moon
827
+ You have even worse taste than I imagined. Also the quality of the game wasn't the point you reductive bitch it was to demonstrate game development takes a long fucking time for small teams. A one man team took almost 6 years for a 2d sprite based game. This is a 3d voxel based game. Development will always be glacial.
828
+ --- 634916065
829
+ >>634914863
830
+ Really? Learning how to make squares in blender is like few days of learning at most.
831
+ --- 634916071
832
+ >>634902584
833
+ Torches only burn out if they're placed, you can hold it in hand or inventory infinitely
834
+ --- 634916131
835
+ >>634916031
836
+ >I don't like games that focus on repetitive loops to retain players for longer or nebulous "cozy" to claim merit are fun
837
+ Sucks to suck.
838
+ --- 634916184
839
+ >>634894148
840
+ Yeah, about that...
841
+ --- 634916187
842
+ >>634886529
843
+ Autistic people who have never actually been in the wild at night apparently. The moon gives off light and you can see shit, I really hate these games that make things pitch black
844
+ --- 634916189
845
+ >>634916031
846
+ Also, how long did Ultrakill bake for?
847
+ --- 634916190
848
+ >>634916131
849
+ Yet you're defending minecraft?
850
+ --- 634916253
851
+ >>634916184
852
+ Guys don't open this gif theres a MOUSE in it
853
+ --- 634916264
854
+ >>634916190
855
+ Yes. Minecraft has machines in such a way if you're retarded you don't know what to do with them then immediately start modding. That on its own as one solitary feature of Minecraft is at VS'a current development rate literal generations ahead.
856
+ --- 634916307
857
+ >>634916187
858
+ it depends on the moon phase and the color of your eyes. Apparently grey eyes see the best in the dark, and the more melanin you have the worse your night vision is.
859
+ --- 634916340
860
+ >>634916264
861
+ Your first sentence is completely incomprehensible please try that again.
862
+ Vintage story could certainly use a modpack aggregator.
863
+ --- 634916401
864
+ >>634916340
865
+ >pretends to be retarded
866
+ Oh no no no
867
+ --- 634916426
868
+ >>634883480 (OP)
869
+ have they changed the wat charcoals is made in 1.18? Cuz i did the same always the same things i did in last version but it doesn't work
870
+ --- 634916569
871
+ >>634916426
872
+ you probably just fucked up placing the firewood, if even a single block doesn't have the full firewood stack in it, the charcoal pit will not work
873
+ --- 634916752
874
+ >>634916189
875
+ It's still baking.
876
+ --- 634916786
877
+ >>634916752
878
+ How would you say the development pipeline and team size compares to VS? Two people over five years vs one person over...?
879
+ --- 634917102
880
+ >>634892568
881
+ Huh, that does sound neat. I recently got into Minecraft again after not having played it for a decade, and I've been having a lot of fun, but this sounds like some interesting survival autism.
882
+ Are there enemies and such or is it just you Vs the elements?
883
+ --- 634917138
884
+ What's the point of the coke oven? Charcoal work just as well for anything.
885
+ --- 634917164
886
+ >>634917083
887
+ what the fuck does player retention have to do with a sales figure from 3 years ago? theres no further transactions to take place after purchase.
888
+ --- 634917251
889
+ >>634917140
890
+ oh shit lookout guys its another member of thug shaker central.
891
+ --- 634917263
892
+ >>634917164
893
+ >what's player retention even matter for?
894
+ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
895
+ --- 634917323
896
+ >>634917251
897
+ No no, what we do when we get a special ed one among us is post blueprints to milsim forums so the devs can get it right
898
+ --- 634917412
899
+ >>634916786
900
+ 1) Vintage Story has more than just 2 people
901
+ 2) ULTRAKILL, if you don't count voice actors and guest musicians, has about 15 devs
902
+ --- 634917439
903
+ >>634917263
904
+ when talking about sales figures yes, player retention is irrelevant to the topic of sales. it's a one time purchase. Stop being so flamboyantly dramatic.
905
+ --- 634917521
906
+ >>634917412
907
+ So you're saying 15 devs worked on the gameplay? Imagine how smug my shiteating grin is if you're already stretching, anon
908
+ --- 634917545
909
+ >>634896310
910
+ Okay that seems like a bit of a drawback for me, at least the farms thing. Call me a casual but I appreciate that in Minecraft you can leave a farm while you're off doing whatever and the crops will wait for you to harvest them.
911
+ But maybe the rotation thing is fun, too, or turning land barren might be a neat choice.
912
+ Can you make custom skins for your guy?
913
+ --- 634917584
914
+ >>634917545
915
+ gonna be honest the player models are probably the second worst thing about the game behind the combat.
916
+ --- 634917629
917
+ >>634917439
918
+ >Goat Simulator by my metrics is a massive success and good game
919
+ >$360k before losses is a lot of money
920
+ --- 634917753
921
+ are there mods to give this shit rpg mechanics? like leveling and shit
922
+
923
+ im playing a mod that does that and revamps the combat with minecraft right now and its pretty fun, but the forge/fabric split bullshit has always pissed me off and theres a lot more mods i wish i could use but cant because of how autistic minecraft mod devs seem to be about forge vs fabric
924
+ where do i look at what people have made for this game, if theres anything decent i may consider buying it
925
+ --- 634917783
926
+ 1.18.1 just released
927
+ --- 634917841
928
+ >>634917753
929
+ https://www.vintagestory.at/forums/topic/1720-xlib-and-xskills/
930
+ --- 634917869
931
+ >>634917783
932
+ Wow, it actually dropped 10 minutes ago.
933
+ Time to pirate
934
+ --- 634917883
935
+ >>634906713
936
+ How can you even live in this game without being surrounded by walls and lard candles? Those zombie niggas are fucking everywhere and don't even get me started on exploring caves. Literally impossible.
937
+ --- 634917980
938
+ >>634917521
939
+ >15 devs worked on the gameplay
940
+ No, I didn't separate programmers from the artist. Most of the work is done by Hakita, PITR is the lead programmer, and the graphics are the responsibility of Victor(ia) Holland.
941
+ --- 634918026
942
+ >>634917584
943
+ That's why I asked, got pictures? Is there an editor for skins? I like that with Minecraft someone made an online editor that just lets you draw on the skin paper doll style, the model is simplistic but that makes the barrier to entry low.
944
+ --- 634918037
945
+ >>634892137
946
+ because literally EVERY fucking modpack is the same
947
+ >applied energistics 2 for storage
948
+ >mekanism nukes every other tech mod
949
+ >immersive engineering adds literally NOTHING and is only there to ANNOY YOU
950
+ >thermal garbage with overpowered shit
951
+ >magic mods nobody gives a fuck about
952
+ >500 mod libraries
953
+ >quark being a mentally ill niggerbootlicker with their BLT message crap
954
+ >create LOL LMFAO
955
+ >a ton of extra shit mods like actually additions and forestry which add nothing but clog the JEI recipe browser with useless trash
956
+ fuck modpacks and fuck modding it's all the same slop but Slightly Different the ONLY mods WORTH playing are Terrafirmacraft and Gregtech
957
+ if you play omnifaggotry i will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you GT:NH or bust
958
+ --- 634918076
959
+ >>634918037
960
+ >create LOL LMFAO
961
+ whats wrong with create you asshole
962
+ --- 634918115
963
+ >>634917841
964
+ cool thanks anon
965
+ the minecraft mod im using is sort of diablo-esque but that's giving me some runescape vibes
966
+ looks comfy, ill browse for more
967
+ --- 634918218
968
+ >>634917980
969
+ >Most of the work is done by hakita
970
+ Imagine how it'd look if you were just honest about this from the getgo instead of playing semantics over what everybody already knew
971
+ --- 634918275
972
+ >>634916187
973
+ It really heavily depends on the night.
974
+ Full moon big forest clearing? youll see
975
+ Clouds? yeah fuck you nigger welcome to the abyss.
976
+ --- 634918295
977
+ >>634918037
978
+ You forgot blightfall my nigga
979
+ --- 634918343
980
+ >>634912960
981
+ You're fucking mentally ill
982
+ --- 634918345
983
+ >>634918053
984
+ You realize that the game will keep making more money right? You realize your pennies were already outclassed and will still be on continuous time right?
985
+ --- 634918376
986
+ >>634918218
987
+ I don't know how you would look because I don't know who you are. I was just answering questions.
988
+ --- 634918510
989
+ >>634917584
990
+ >>634918026
991
+ I had a look myself because no answer. Yeah, that's a weird blue guy. Apparently you can edit the texture though so that's a thing, no editor though sadly.
992
+ Neat clothes at least.
993
+ --- 634918625
994
+ >>634918345
995
+ >The game will keep making money
996
+ >this game will be relevant in 5 years
997
+ >10 years
998
+ HAHAHAHAHA
999
+ --- 634918716
1000
+ I fell off this game last year because there was something about the next update that would have required me to make a whole new world to appreciate its features and I just put too much time into my existing homestead to start all over.
1001
+ --- 634918717
1002
+ >>634898196
1003
+ you have to be shitting me
1004
+ --- 634918785
1005
+ >>634883480 (OP)
1006
+ Do they ever have sales? I dont feel like paying 18 euro.
1007
+ --- 634918874
1008
+ >>634894742
1009
+ >>>
1010
+ tinkers construct if we wanna be realistic.
1011
+ --- 634918891
1012
+ >>634918682
1013
+ Again, what happens from folks like me is they play World of Tanks or whatever the one with more vehicles is, note a discrepency in design then think it's smart to prove there's one by posting something classified to open waters.
1014
+ --- 634918976
1015
+ >still LARPing about his zogbot fantasy
1016
+ Yikes
1017
+ --- 634918994
1018
+ How does the game work life wise? Do you respawn when killed by default or is it hardcore settings, one death and that's it? Is it configurable?
1019
+ I've been playing Minecraft on hardcore saves - for me it makes putting time and effort into elaborate constructions feel more impactful because they're more ephemeral, given how one mistake kills the world permanently. But I imagine given the difficulty bump this game sounds like that it might be okay to use a more forgiving respawn mechanic.
1020
+ --- 634919094
1021
+ >>634918076
1022
+ Every contraption boils down to spamming gears literally everywhere until the whole thing looks like an eldritch horror just to make a simple factory. Yes it's better than using single blocks that work on RF to process ores etc but it's painstakingly annoying to set up decent production. Nothing I've built ever came close to what they showed in the trailer. Every modpack seems to completely misunderstand the mod as well and gates every recipe behind an incredibly annoying fetch quest.
1023
+ Immersive engineering kinda did the concept of building a factory pretty well but the multiblocks are so god damn expensive by the time you've set up the whole bio diesel generator setup a SINGLE solar panel produces more than that. Arc furnace smelting? Fuck you i need 96 coal coke for the rods that only last like a 1000 ingots anyway and oh it needs the power of 3 diesel generators to keep on running
1024
+ i feel like Create could have been so much more but at the end of the day it's literally just spamming water wheels and gears everywhere
1025
+ --- 634919120
1026
+ >>634918917
1027
+ it filled up with glowies
1028
+ --- 634919174
1029
+ >>634884290
1030
+ You are spiritually white
1031
+ --- 634919207
1032
+ >>634904523
1033
+ fish will slowly come please be patient
1034
+ --- 634919297
1035
+ >>634884290
1036
+ There was a mix up at character creation, you was white all along.
1037
+ --- 634919326
1038
+ >>634894148
1039
+ Im hoping it works for my gf and I, we both just want to stay home and spend time together.
1040
+
1041
+ But its scary, making money selling games is hard.
1042
+ --- 634919373
1043
+ >>634918994
1044
+ You can limit your number of lives, so I think limiting it to 1 would be classic hardcore. By default it's infinite with the only punishment that you drop your items.
1045
+ --- 634919384
1046
+ >>634912795
1047
+ it should still improve and i think even the dev recognised this.
1048
+ --- 634919448
1049
+ Post some images!
1050
+ --- 634919452
1051
+ >>634919324
1052
+ Fucking retard lol
1053
+ --- 634919459
1054
+ >>634919373
1055
+ Hmm. A numbered lives based system sounds like a good compromise. Any way to get more? I could see that being a good way to balance difficulty. Maybe a mod or something.
1056
+ --- 634919496
1057
+ >>634912960
1058
+ buck broken.
1059
+ --- 634919505
1060
+ >>634919452
1061
+ Give it a whirl. Compare what it pulls up to the specs sheet. Have a laugh at the zog fucking with VS.
1062
+ --- 634919540
1063
+ >>634919448
1064
+ --- 634919636
1065
+ >>634919505
1066
+ Then you should be up to speed with the RMZ76 then if you think you know so much. I doubt you do mr. LARP
1067
+ --- 634919663
1068
+ >>634914310
1069
+ being white aint a good thing
1070
+ --- 634919712
1071
+ >>634919540
1072
+ What does it mean?
1073
+ --- 634919763
1074
+ >>634919712
1075
+ I like to think that this will be the final boss some updates down the line.
1076
+ --- 634919794
1077
+ >>634919636
1078
+ Nope. I don't have anything to do with boats and stuff very valuable skill is cramming shit that's important and dropping it all from your head to make space for whatever bullshit PowerPoint is next.
1079
+ --- 634919875
1080
+ >>634919854
1081
+ Hello it is me the Tortanic
1082
+ --- 634919990
1083
+ >>634919712
1084
+ How do you survive the first "blood moon" storm event? I died during my last attempt.
1085
+ --- 634920017
1086
+ >>634919990
1087
+ Build a house.
1088
+ --- 634920059
1089
+ >>634919990
1090
+ Pillar yourself high up or just be constantly on the move.
1091
+ --- 634920083
1092
+ >>634919448
1093
+ --- 634920093
1094
+ >>634920017
1095
+ So I just stay inside and wait it out? Seems like a pointless event then. I thought that the enemies would break into your house.
1096
+ --- 634920143
1097
+ >>634920083
1098
+ I haven't made it to winter yet. Is there snow accumulation?
1099
+ --- 634920154
1100
+ >>634920093
1101
+ No, actually no, drifters can still spawn inside, do >>634920059
1102
+ --- 634920205
1103
+ >>634920154
1104
+ Can't drifters throw rocks at you?
1105
+ --- 634920215
1106
+ >>634920143
1107
+ Yes, but it has been bugged for a while. Some chunks don't do it.
1108
+ --- 634920217
1109
+ >>634918973
1110
+ based gov leaker*
1111
+ --- 634920225
1112
+ >>634920093
1113
+ yeah it's a bit pointless, the only thing it's good for is that you can farm gears and temporal gears easily from the double-headed drifters that spawn
1114
+ >>634920143
1115
+ yes
1116
+ --- 634920242
1117
+ ok fuckers how do i prospect, no i will not download the easy mode mod. is it just math and trigonometry to find ores?
1118
+ --- 634920268
1119
+ >>634913957
1120
+ Really cute photo
1121
+ --- 634920269
1122
+ >>634920205
1123
+ Yeah, but they aren't that fast neither that far reaching
1124
+ --- 634920316
1125
+ >>634920242
1126
+ >trigonometry
1127
+ Damn, it really is a game for autists.
1128
+ --- 634920512
1129
+ if i find mushrooms in a particular spot should i leave some there, does that make them continue growing?
1130
+ --- 634920596
1131
+ what's wrong with being autistic?
1132
+ I like the extra tedium, is about immersion.
1133
+ --- 634920685
1134
+ >>634919990
1135
+ Build a 1x2 hole and stay inside for the whole duration
1136
+ --- 634920693
1137
+ >>634920596
1138
+ The little Asian kid chained up in my basement can't math his way into finding me raw ore. Do I kneecap him?
1139
+ --- 634920705
1140
+ >>634920242
1141
+ get ladders (about 2 stacks)
1142
+ get torches
1143
+ run around and use your prospecting pick to get a feel for an areas resources. if you're looking for specific ores, aim for places with medium or better concentration.
1144
+ use your pro-pick in different chunks to find the "center" of the surrounding areas ore concentration, or just a area with high or better concentration
1145
+ dig a 2x1 hole, dig it so you dont end up falling into a cave or magma or whatever like an idiot and place ladders and torches as you go down.
1146
+ if you're on a world with node search enabled, you can use that every 5 or so blocks (i forgot what the range of node search was) to see if there are any ores near your location
1147
+ keep doing this until you find the ores you want. if there were none in that specific location, head back up your hole, go to a different nearby chunk, and dig another
1148
+ --- 634920778
1149
+ >>634920693
1150
+ try drilling a hole into his skull and pouring hydrochloric acid into it
1151
+ --- 634920802
1152
+ >>634920242
1153
+ >>634920705
1154
+ also if you dont feel like doing any of this spelunking in random caves can be rewarding at times
1155
+ --- 634920826
1156
+ >>634920778
1157
+ I tried my best but now I need help getting my dick out of a hole drilled in a skull, for a friend.
1158
+ --- 634920848
1159
+ >>634920242
1160
+ The second prospecting pick mode is now on by default in todays update, just find the right chunk, dig to 70-80 and stripmine occasionally using prospecting pick second mode
1161
+ --- 634920907
1162
+ >>634920705
1163
+ >>634920242
1164
+ Isn't going around looking for ore chunks on the ground better? Since they suggest what kind of ores are beneath them
1165
+ --- 634920925
1166
+ >>634920242
1167
+ >no i will not download the easy mode mod
1168
+ It literally just saves your prospecting data and overlays it on the map.
1169
+ --- 634920941
1170
+ every time i play i start in the glacier zone and subsist on foxes until i travel far enough south that i find clay and soil and can start the game for real
1171
+ there's no reeds or oaks in the norf though so expanding your inventory size sucks
1172
+ top tier game though very enjoyable
1173
+ --- 634920970
1174
+ >>634883480 (OP)
1175
+ I got filtered when the game wanted me to build every single pot and my tools kept breaking after 3 uses
1176
+ No im not gonna watch tutorials I play games to play not to study the autist developers esoteric game mechanics
1177
+ --- 634920991
1178
+ >>634920907
1179
+ i think surface ore chunks only indicate an ore cluster near the surface, and those tend to be low quality and quantity.
1180
+ --- 634921094
1181
+ >>634920941
1182
+ Making a hunters backpack is quite easy. You don't really need reeds. Though I love how the climate gets warmer/colder depending on whether you go south, or north. It adds a sense of adventure that Minecraft was lacking. And eventually seeing northern lights is very rewarding.
1183
+ Though I wonder, can you reach polar biome by going south? Does south eventually get cold?
1184
+ --- 634921136
1185
+ >>634919448
1186
+ holy soul
1187
+ --- 634921235
1188
+ My rift activity has been calm for a long time now, should i be worried?
1189
+ --- 634921319
1190
+ >>634919448
1191
+ --- 634921514
1192
+ This looks like a very obtuse and frustrating Minecraft. Why would you do that? Just step on your balls while playing Minecraft or something.
1193
+ --- 634921624
1194
+ >>634919448
1195
+ --- 634921646
1196
+ >>634883480 (OP)
1197
+ How much enemy variety does this have now?
1198
+ --- 634921650
1199
+ >>634883480 (OP)
1200
+ I'm seeing this game getting shill a lot here recently.
1201
+ Go back and tell your retarded master.
1202
+ Put it on steam or I'm not interested at all.
1203
+ --- 634921701
1204
+ >>634921624
1205
+ --- 634921728
1206
+ >>634921319
1207
+ Does the new quest system helps with finding ruins? At the end of my playthrough I was so frustrated with only finding the same 3 types of ruins that connect to the cave systems that I would just go into spectator mode and fly underground looking for them
1208
+ --- 634921806
1209
+ >>634921094
1210
+ hunter backpacks still use cattails don't they? and never tried going south to find the polar region there, i assume it exists though
1211
+ --- 634921824
1212
+ >>634921701
1213
+ --- 634921934
1214
+ >>634921624
1215
+ >>634921701
1216
+ >>634921824
1217
+ What's up with the water color?
1218
+ --- 634921941
1219
+ >>634909919
1220
+ This looks pure fun, what are you talking about?
1221
+ --- 634921998
1222
+ >>634921806
1223
+ Hmm, you are right. well, there's also the standard leather backpack
1224
+ --- 634922009
1225
+ >>634921646
1226
+ Drifters, Locusts, Bells, Bears, Wolves, and Eidolon(s) (theres currently only one in the game found in an underground dungeon)
1227
+
1228
+ No other mobs that attack you on sight, except bees but I wouldnt count them as an enemy per say
1229
+ --- 634922085
1230
+ >>634921998
1231
+ no oaks in the cold regions for leather either, i'm afraid
1232
+ i usually settle for linen sacks once i've got enough flax thread
1233
+ --- 634922174
1234
+ >>634921941
1235
+ You just hold sneak to block, hold LMB to attack, rotate a bit to face the crowd of mobs, and slowly walk backwards. It works, but it's not really fun.
1236
+ --- 634922321
1237
+ >>634909919
1238
+ >last white person in Detroit leaves their house
1239
+ --- 634922378
1240
+ >>634909919
1241
+ get betterdrifters and alpha weapons pack
1242
+ those are all surface drifters btw
1243
+ --- 634922425
1244
+ >>634922378
1245
+ >>634909919
1246
+ Aren't there these giant drifters that fuck you up? Shield probably wouldn't work on them.
1247
+ --- 634922440
1248
+ Need pic related, but it's a drifter throwing a stone.
1249
+ --- 634922462
1250
+ vintage story is fucking hideous artistically because it takes itself so seriously.
1251
+ --- 634922508
1252
+ Did they ever add any content to this game?
1253
+ Last I played it was boring as fuck and there was basically nothing to do after you achieved basic sustainability of food, which took a couple of hours.
1254
+ --- 634922585
1255
+ What are the drifter's heads supposed to be? Doesn't look like a face.
1256
+ --- 634922596
1257
+ >>634921094
1258
+ There is a north and south pole and equator, you can set the distance between them in the customization menu for the world gen
1259
+ Whats really hilarious is that the latitudes will repeat themselves over and over again until there is no more map area so you can have multiple poles and equators on a single map
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634884665
3
+ Any tips to git gud?
4
+ I just started this game and damn it is difficult for me to concentrate between the two screens. The auto-attack AI simply sucks ass.
5
+ --- 634886517
6
+ U need moar concentration
7
+ --- 634886865
8
+ >>634884665 (OP)
9
+ My general plan for most of the game was focusing mostly on Neku on the bottom screen while mashing left or right on the dpad to make combos happen on the top screen, and if that wasn't working for some reason, such as annoying enemy types beating up Shiki too much, I'd rethink my approach on an enemy formation basis and try to pay more attention to the top, too.
10
+ --- 634888108
11
+ Easy options are:
12
+ - Button mash the top screen vaguely in the enemies' direction, while hoping you luckshit into earning fusion points for fusion attacks so you can pretend it's productive
13
+ - Give Neku mostly pins that can juggle/stun enemies to take most of the heat off him (but still one obligatory unga bunga pin that can pass the light puck)
14
+ - Drag Neku in a circle around the screen to spam his dash thing when you want to take your eyes off him. Attacks that track Neku won't get to do much, and attacks that don't track Neku and simply spray random shit, eh, you win some, you lose some
15
+
16
+ Also protip: Actually pay attention to the damage each pin does. While you might assume a 20 attack ice pin will output half as much as a 40 attack laser pin, it might actually be the other way around
17
+ Each Psych type has its own multiplier, so really you can only compare attack numbers for pins of the same Psych. Like a 20 attack ice pin should output half as much as a 40 attack fellow ice pin
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+ --- 634888707
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ one thing you can do is add unga bunga pins like the slashing one, so you can just slash away while you focus on the top screen. Alternatively you can just get gear that makes the top screen arrows follow a set pattern always.
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+
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+ Usually you can just kinda guess what's happening on the bottom screen and put more focus on the top, because your dash invincibility lasts really fucking long.
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+ --- 634888937
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ idk play phone or switch port
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+ --- 634889068
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+ jellyfish
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+ scratch like there's scratch'n'sniff anime pits underneath
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+ ???
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+ win + profit
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+ --- 634889175
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ Focus more on the bottom screen. Top screen is just a quick glance to see if nothing is going to hit you and see if you can get a extra stars for the attack.
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+ As for bottom, use pins that stun the enemy or puts them air borne. The shoryukens or ice pillars are good for early game.
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+ Also general tip, always check stores. they usually have very good stuff.
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+ --- 634889804
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+ Acquire skill
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+ --- 634891821
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ Just follow the puck bro, when it's on top screen focus on top screen, when in bottom screen focus on bottom screen, simple as.
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+ --- 634892110
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ I play with the screens side by side, also I have a drawing tablet.
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+ --- 634892112
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ >Any tips to git gud?
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+ mash and spam on the d-pad until Beat week. GG ez.
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+ --- 634892492
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ As you get familiar with your pin deck, you'll be able to use it almost without looking at the screen because you'll be carrying out your attacks in the same order every time, with the same cooldown time for each pin.
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+ At that point, all you need you to do for the top is check which combo will give you the most stars.
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+ If you're in the middle of your pin rotation and need to focus, you can also just absent mindedly d-pad a combo or two. You won't lose just by missing a few fusion stars here and there and it gets much easier over time because you get familiar with it and only need to glance for a second to know what to do.
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+ --- 634892572
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+ My question for you guys is, do I need to play through TWEWTY to like NEO, I'm aware there are reoccurring characters and nods, but it's not like going from KH1 to 2 right?
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+ --- 634892680
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+ >>634892572
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+ No. Most of the main cast is new characters so while you're supposed to be hype about seeing old characters reappear, they still take the time to explain what's going on to the new characters.
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+ --- 634892792
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ >>634886517
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+ --- 634892816
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+ Every time I play TWEWY I get overwhelmed then feel like a fucking faggot when I remember the guy with one hand that 100%ed the game.
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+ I think I've started the game 5 times and dropped it because of the dual screen shit despite loving everything about the game. I know for a fact it would enter my top 10 if I really get into it but I just can't focus on both at the same time.
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+ --- 634892853
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+ >>634892816
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+ It's not autism. It's ADHD
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+ --- 634893054
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ follow the puck
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+ --- 634893169
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ >>634892816
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+ You literally just focus on 1 screen, the other screen usually isn't that important. The gameplay will come to you and click in about 50-60% into the game, when the game fully opens up.
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+ --- 634893447
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+ >>634893054
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+ >>634891821
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+ This, the game literally tell you to do this
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+ --- 634893510
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+ >>634892816
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+ Even if you're incredibly bad at le duel screens, you can eventually grind your attack and defense to the max (100) and just stomp and facetank 98% of things with your raw stat advantage
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+ --- 634895259
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+ TWEWY bump
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+ --- 634895502
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ >between the two screens.
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+ Dont. Just focus on passing the puck, I found it impossible to be able to play two characters at once, just mash attack with the companion while Neku does most of the job.
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+ Those who have beaten Panthera Cantus should get a fucking trophy, seriously dont know how they do it.
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+ --- 634895693
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ Certain brains simply are worse at multitasking. Play one of the ports.
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+ --- 634895973
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+ >>634895693
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+ >forced to play a far inferior version
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+ That's actually tragic
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+ --- 634896109
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ Mash in the direction which has more enemies and you will honestly generally be fine.
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+ --- 634896219
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+ >>634893054
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+ >>634893447
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+ OP here.
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+ Thanks for letting me know about the puck thing. Game actually becomes easier this way.
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+ --- 634896235
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+ >>634893054
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+ >>634891821
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+ This is the only advice that matters. Focus on attacking with one character while dodging with the other, once you complete a combo and pass the puck focus on the other one
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+ And don't feel bad for playing on easy until you get the hang of it, the difficulty sliders are there for a reason. You can make your way to the top
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+ --- 634896404
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ >TELL ME WHO YOU ARE AND WHO YOU WERE
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+ >HOW MUCH HAVE YOU BEEN PAID
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+ --- 634896605
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+ >>634896404
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+ TAKE IT EASY
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+ R-E-L-A-X
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+ WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOMETHING TO DRINK?
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+ --- 634897007
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+ >troons cry endlessly about the game can/should only be played on original hardware
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+ >played on an emulator
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+ >realize about an hour in I can just use a controller d-pad for partner combos in addition to the mouse for Neku
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+ >had zero problems from there
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+ get fuck trannies
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+ --- 634897175
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+ >>634892572
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+ No, but you'll miss the satisfaction of seeing the old characters interact with each other, and seeing how some of them really vibe with the new cast.
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+ --- 634897248
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+ >>634897007
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+ The problem isn't the buttons, it's that using touch controls with a mouse is annoying if you aren't used to it
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+ But by your verbal diarrhea about trannies I can tell you are not very good at knowing what normal people think or do
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+ --- 634897276
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+ >>634895502
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+ They juggled him, most likely. There's too much going on that most people opted to stunlock him
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+ --- 634897284
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+ >>634897007
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+ Just like using the DS.
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+ Instead of a mouse, a stylus.
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+ --- 634897319
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+ >>634892572
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+ it's exactly like it in fact, you start as a new character only for the old crew to slowly creep into his life more and more, only it's most of the game rather than three hours and there isn't a pass off. You get "more" out of it as a returning player but this is still a good starting point, honestly, it might be better if you go into it blind as you aren't wondering where the hell everyone went.
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+ --- 634897469
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+ >>634897007
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+ >being a stupid nigger
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+ Playing on an emulator is fine, the actual re-releases remaking the combat to work on one screen is the problem stupid nigger
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+ --- 634897541
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ A man with a stump for a hand was able to 100% TWEWY. No excuses OP
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+ OP here.
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+ Just got to the fusions part.
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+ Holy shit this game is complex. But I can't deny I'm having fun.
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+ --- 634898030
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+ >>634897942
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+ Glad to hear that you haven't been scared off. Keep enjoying and make stump anon proud
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+ --- 634898101
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+ >>634897942
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+ >Just got to the fusions part.
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+ How were you getting stuck before that point. The upper screen is just hitting right or left on the dpad.
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+ --- 634898118
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+ >>634897942
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+ The game is fucking awesome and fuck I want to play it again now
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+ --- 634898128
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+ >>634897942
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+ Based OP.
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+ >>634897469
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+ The game would've been stuck on DS if they hadn't tried to rework it, dorkus.
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+ They atleast tried to do the next best thing and make it so you can use two separate joycons instead.
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+ >>634897942
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+ Chad OP. Keep going, the only downside is the wot at times.
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+ --- 634898245
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+ >>634898101
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+ I was never stuck. I'm just trying to get good at the game since concentrating between the two screens is pretty difficult. And I thought mashing the d-pad blindly without looking at Shiki would not make things better.
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+ >>634898213
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+ It's objectively shittier and you're always better off playing the OG either on a DS or emulation.
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+ I'm stating a fact so don't start with this gay
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+ >they did what they could
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+ shit. If someone wants to play OG TWEWY. They should always play the DS version.
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+ --- 634898473
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+ 1. Eat food each day up to 24 bytes and keep an eye on that or manipulate the DS clock to raise your stats some more
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+ 2. Pay attention to what pins you have in your deck when you set the DS to sleep each day; you get different types of experience for battle vs. sleep, so ideally you should have separate pin decks for when you're actively playing vs. when you're letting your pins sleep. Ice Blow is an example of a pin that massively benefits from sleep points and said points are weighted more compared to battle points so just a few hours of sleep will do a huge difference.
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+ 3. Actively change the different difficulties (easy, normal, hard) as you progress through the game so you can get all the pin drops; it's worth it for expanding the amount of options you have.
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+ 4. Decrease your level for increased drop rate; level ups ONLY give you more HP; all your attack and defense comes from food and clothes
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+ 5. Set your partner to "manual" as soon as you can get comfortable and practice doing so
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+ 6. If battles are overwhelming to you at first, focus on whoever has the light puck and focus on doing damage with that character. You'll gradually warm up to the battle system.
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+ 7. You can cancel out of pin attacks using the sub-slot option, allowing you to react quickly in situations
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+ 8. The puck gives your wind-up attacks (such as Burst Rounds, Massive Hit, Vortex Saber) extra burst damage as well as give your healing pins more HP intake if you use a drink while Neku has the puck on him, adding a greater degree of risk-vs-reward if you equip some of the lower-powered drink pins with more uses on them.
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+ 9. Try giving Neku filler pins that allow you to combat enemies with no problem while paying attention to Shiki’s screen. Pyrokinesis is pretty good for this.
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+ 10. If you want to move Neku more consistently, try placing the stylus in between his legs since it makes moving him a lot more easier.
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+ Overall, the game gives you options to work with and get comfortable. Just have fun.
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+ --- 634898659
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+ >>634898473
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+ >1. Eat food each day up to 24 bytes and keep an eye on that or manipulate the DS clock to raise your stats some more
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+ I'm so used to spending hundreds of hours grinding after getting hollow leg that I actually had to stop and remind myself that you start with a daily limit on food
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+ --- 634898780
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+ >>634898473
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+ >>634898659
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+ the game is more fun if you only eat for bravery
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+ --- 634899128
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+ Also, I’ve been replaying through the original and discovering some fun tech.
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+ >Rhinos will take increased damage when you’re positioned behind them. This even extends to Entanglement/attack pins that initially only hit them from the front until you move behind them, which will then have you do increased damage. Basically, OG TWEWY has cross-ups.
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+ >Doing a Shockwave combo and then immediately using a press/hold pin will make the effect of a pin come out more (i.e. Burst Round pins will summon two blasts at once (making pins like One Grain, Infinite Promise far more viable thanks to its quick reboot speed and high damage)) more flames will come out of Pyrokinesis pins, etc…))
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+ >Using Velocity Crash on Corehog enemies will treat the damage from their collisions to be insanely high for whatever reason, leading to shenanigans like Chaoti Corehog dealing over 100 damage with each collision hit.
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+ >What obstacles will appear in a fight depends on what area you’ll fight in. If you fight in, say, the station underpass, the biggest objects you’ll be getting are motorbikes, but if you fight in the West Exit Bus Terminal, cars and vans will become much more common since the area is a more open space.
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+ It’s been really neat discovering all of the little nuances in the gameplay.
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+ >>634898382
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+ Ah the switch port ain't nearly as bad as you guys make it out to be. Calm down. I've played both in prep for NEO. I found playing dual joycons as engaging as trying to manage two screens. It almost seemed like the logical next step from two screens.
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+ I honestly don't think you could go wrong either way.
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+ I'll agree that the game is objectively easier if you use the touchscreen on switch though.
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+ --- 634899212
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+ >>634899128
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+ >>Doing a Shockwave combo and then immediately using a press/hold pin will make the effect of a pin come out more
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+ Wait, what the fuck?
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+ --- 634899298
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+ >>634899159
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+ > ain't nearly as bad
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+ It's worse, end of discussion. If you're going to recommend someone a version, you recommend the better version.
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+ --- 634899348
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+ >>634899159
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+ >Ah the switch port ain't nearly as bad as you guys make it out to be
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+ >I honestly don't think you could go wrong either way.
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+ it's the mobile port = inmediate shit
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+ --- 634899528
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+ >>634899128
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+ >Basically, OG TWEWY has cross-ups.
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+ I always love being reminded that both games take a lot from fighters. Neku’s Flame Core psych bouncing off of new borders of the DS screen is tech straight up taken from fighting games, Vulcan Uppercut is a Shoryuken, and Uzuki and Kariya’s poses/attacks are highly reminiscent of Lilith and Morrigan from Darkstalkers. NEO straight up plays like a 3D version of MVC, with bounces, OTG, wavedashes, wallsplats and interactions, and happy birthdays.
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+ --- 634899665
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+ >tfw Fret and Neku’s birthdays were just this week
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+ Happy belated birthday, guys.
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+ --- 634899785
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+ >>634899212
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+ https://www.reddit.com/r/TWEWY/comments/10zuxoo/i_think_i_discovered_a_really_cool_tech_if_you_do/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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+ >inb4 Reddit
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+ --- 634900162
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+ >>634899128
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+ One cool thing I’ve discovered is that doing a Shockwave combo after a Vulcan Uppercut will allow you to do that combo in the air.
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+ --- 634900225
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+ >>634896404
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+ >>634896605
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+ I WOKE UP THIS MORNIN BABE
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+ --- 634900405
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ Turn off auto attack
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+ --- 634900550
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+ >>634895502
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+ He really isn’t that hard. You can juggle his ass to death with a few inspired pin combinations like Over the Top + Black Uranus or alternatively, Over the Top + Time Bomb
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+ https://youtu.be/ERZzGZyFlVc [Embed]
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+ --- 634900779
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+ >>634900550
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+ >putting thought into your pin deck
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+ That's already over the head of 99% of people.
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+ --- 634901135
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+ >>634899348
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+ I don't acknowledge that as existing. Nobody played it when it was on the phone store. It doesn't even have the coop thing that atleast brings some of the magic back.
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+
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+ >>634899298
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+ What I'm getting at is, at the end of the day if someone doesn't want to go and try to emulate it or go dust off their DS, it ain't the end of the world. You get higher res images at the cost of a 2nd screen, which kind of made the game special to begin with.
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+ I'm sure if there was a version with the updated visuals with the dual screens, it'd be the best version hands down.
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+ --- 634901260
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+ >>634900779
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+ Believe me, I know from experience. It’s funny how so many potential bumps in the can be solved by just utilizing the tools at your disposal. You know how with Reaper Beat, you can normally just survive for 30 seconds and the game will let you pass anyway BUT you can try and beat him in order to get his drops early in the game?
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+ Well, I remember one time when I was first playing the game that I was getting frustrated that seemingly none of my usual strategies were working. He would combo the hell out of Joshua before he can get his finisher out, he moved way too fast for Neku to keep up with and consistently combo, and there was the time limit to boot. Until I decided to look at my equipment screen and go "you know what, let’s try something different." I equipped Joshua with threads that would decrease his combo branches and changed his combo map to resemble that of a dagger, which basically meant that now he only had one combo branch to use. Then I equipped him and Neku with the Princess Rings that would start them off in the fight with the light puck’s power already magnified, as well as Purple Sneaks to increase the speed of the puck. And to cap it off, I equipped Neku with Ice Risers and Kusanagi to pass the puck more rapidly, have them launch Beat into the air in order to set up more combos such as Entanglement and keep him stunlocked, and get tons of damage due to their high efficiency. And then bam, I won. I remember feeling pretty damn proud of myself.
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+ --- 634901395
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+ >>634901260
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+ Based as hell, anon. Clever strategy too.
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+ --- 634901574
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+ >>634901135
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+ >I don't acknowledge that as existing. Nobody played it when it was on the phone store. It doesn't even have the coop thing that atleast brings some of the magic back.
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+ Well, they're playing it on Switch now it seems.
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+
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+ >>634900779
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+ >Not making specific combinations for his pin to flow into a stylish strategy combo mixing tap + slices and ending it with sword pin juggles.
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+ ngmi
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+ --- 634901736
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+ >>634900779
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+ >remember people complaining about how Time Bomb and Trip Wire are so hard to use in NEO
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+ >in a game where you can just launch/knockdown/wallsplat enemies, bind them with Black Hole/Snare Trap, set Time Bombs within range of one another to have them set each other off, and more
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+ Is intrinsic motivation and experimentation just not a thing anymore?
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+ --- 634901915
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+ Where i should play it? 3ds or emulated on pc? Is it easy to fight with a mouse?
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+ --- 634901974
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+ >>634901736
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+ That reminds me of how people say that KH1 had "bad crowd control" just because there's no obvious circular AoE like later games so you have to do funner and more interesting things like Stop or Gravity. Always be super wary of what gameplay people consider "good" because most of the time when people say good they mean easy and vice-versa.
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+ >>634901915
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+ If you can play it on a DS or 3DS then do that.
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+ --- 634902101
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+ >>634901736
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+ i am guilty of this but mostly because i was rushing and also just equipped pins with higher numbers to win even though there are apparently many very good reasons to not do that
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+ i wanna revisit neo but there's sooooooooo much shit to playyyyyyyyyy
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+ --- 634902138
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+ >>634901915
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+ To get the genuine experience I would recommend a genuine/emulated copy on a legit/hacked DS system, DS or 3DS console.
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+ --- 634902280
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ just get yourself this pin
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+ --- 634902329
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+ >>634902064
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+ >>634902138
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+ Ok will use the big 3DS. I bought the game in that canadian web, videogamesplus, very cheap, some years ago. Man those where the times. Now everyone is asking like x5.
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+ --- 634902418
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ i thought zoomies watch tik tok vids with 2-4 different vids at the same time? pathetic that youre so weak
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+ --- 634902452
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+ >>634901974
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+ >Always be super wary of what gameplay people consider "good" because most of the time when people say good they mean easy and vice-versa.
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+ This. Has never let me down once.
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+ --- 634902517
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ Pass the light puck around, focus on which side has the puck and play defensively on the side that doesnt
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+ --- 634902545
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+ >>634897942
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+ Based op. Keep at it my dude it's a tough game. You can just mash like another anons have said for now. Try and vaguely learn how your partner works, but it wasn't until a couple of playthroughs that I started to get used to them.
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+
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+ >>634897541
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+ Mad fucking respect. This is one of the few games I've 100%d. Fuck some of the pigs.
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+ --- 634902642
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+ >>634901736
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+ The retards making their personalities around games calling themselves gamer are nothing but a sattire of the videogame audience. Reminder: Phil fish was right.
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+ --- 634903005
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+ >>634897541
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+ >that one time he returned to a thread just to dab on that gay WRPG/JRPG shitposter who was really into barbers
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+ Fun times
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+ --- 634903065
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+ >>634901736
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+ The pin slot time bomb takes up is pretty valuable and the can miss a lot. Trip wire if pretty decent.
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+ --- 634903191
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+ >>634901915
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+ DS. 3DS stretching is fucking hideous and there's no patch for it in TWmenu since that game is not compatible iirc.
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+ --- 634903294
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+ >>634903065
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+ >The pin slot time bomb takes up is pretty valuable and the can miss a lot.
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+ >not spreading out the bombs or using different hit reactions
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+ Don’t be smalltime, anon.
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+ --- 634903384
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+ >>634903294
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+ Okay, as a KH fag. What I really wanted from an RPG of that kind was more emphasis on party building and character building. Pins were an apparent way to build, but how do party members compare to a Donald and Goofy?
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+ --- 634903412
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+ >>634901736
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+ It took me awhile to learn how to properly use them. It was when those fucking wolves just would not fucking stop rushing me.
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+ I just wish tripwires didn't take so long to reload though. I always felt like they were wasted slots cause of that since I pretty much have a character just sitting there doing nothing.
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+ --- 634903670
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+ The biggest issue with the game is that over the course of the plot it limits and then unlocks mechanics for the top screen character, including the ability to block and dodge attacks or stun enemies with a few simple presses. Once your characters are fully unlocked its easy to juggle the orb by dashing for I-frames with neku while you input a combo in the top screen, and then use your preferred top screen input to avoid damage while you switch to active play with the touchscreen, but early on in the week you'll find that you have to constantly manage the top screen because the only way to avoid taking hits there is to quickly input attacks to flinch the enemies.
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+ --- 634903696
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+ >>634903412
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+ I see it as a decent trade-off. Trip Wire when used properly can lead to some insane damage output due to how it can potentially double your damage and with the fact that Rapid Reboot threads exist as well as pins automatically getting refilled when using a Killer Remix or going into the next chain, you can get a lot of mileage out of them.
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+ >>634884665 (OP)
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+ >I just started this game and damn it is difficult for me to concentrate between the two screens.
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+ Don't, just play on the bottom screen and randomly mash for the other
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+ --- 634903827
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+ >>634902418
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+ What can I say. Sorry I don't have ADHD to do so.
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+ --- 634903908
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+ >>634903384
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+ You can customize each party member to your liking, with the combat having each party member assigned to a button, and you playing as the entire party at once, moving as a swarm to cycle abilities and establish crowd control while focusing damage on priority targets
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+ --- 634904016
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+ >>634903908
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+ Ok, that sounds fucking cool.
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+ --- 634904226
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+ >>634903696
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+ Yeah I kinda ignored those abilities half the time in favor of anything that increased my attack stats. I went full unga,I only care about getting the job done quick and fast. I ended up finding combinations that get me a fuck ton of wall splats and chains.
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+
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+ I'm glad I figured out a nice low damage chain setup so I could max out on points during shibuya scramble days on the first try, cause those shits dragged on way too long.
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+ --- 634904243
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+ >>634903827
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+ play the mobile or switch port if it genuinly pisses you off
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+ desu i prefer these versions because the soundtrack alone and how shit it sounds on ds
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+ always been a soundtrack > gameplay kinda guy
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+ --- 634904275
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+ >>634904016
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+ Yeah, it’s a really creative and intricate system with a lot of options for statuses, inflicting various hit reactions that can lead into different follow-ups, and more. One of the best combat systems to have come out from Squeenix in recent memory.
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+ --- 634904490
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+ >>634904275
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+ twewy will always have a special place in my heart
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+ genuinly one of the best videogame franchises out there atleast for me i just wish it didnt go under each time....but i still have hope for an eventual third game
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+ --- 634904609
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+ >>634904490
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+ It sucks but hey, what can you do? I’m just glad that games exist in the first place.
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+ --- 634904838
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+ I hope for the 3rd game we play as a reaper, and see how the game works from behind the scenes.
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+ He should also wear shades, so we can have that hear/speak/see no evil thing going.
385
+ Maybe it can be about a reaper wanting to pretend he's not fucked up for playing with the players lives or something. It'll go well with every other MCs problem they tried to overcome.
386
+ --- 634904887
387
+ >>634884665 (OP)
388
+ You need to do something mindless while you need to focus really hard on one screen. For example I use the dash pins on Neku if I really need to focus on the upper screen. When I get the Puck I just use my strongest pin or follow the longest chain without thinking for big damage. Don't be afraid to use the ultimate pin either.
389
+
390
+ Also when the enemies are about to do an attack on the other screen they will shine for a second. That's your cue that you need to focus on the other screen OR block/move if you can't. Basically the game is fair because there's always something to do about it.
391
+
392
+ You didn't just get hit, you ignored the cue that you were about to get hit.
393
+
394
+ t. I 100% it years ago
395
+ --- 634904934
396
+ >>634884665 (OP)
397
+ If you're playing emulator, switch, etc the combat will never be as fluid as it is on an actual DS.
398
+ --- 634905031
399
+ >>634904838
400
+ >He should also wear shades, so we can have that hear/speak/see no evil thing going.
401
+ that's a cool idea, I like it
402
+ --- 634905109
403
+ >>634884665 (OP)
404
+ From what I remember, whoever has the puck is who takes priority in controlling. Nuke with Neku, send the puck up, and then have Neku dodging while doing a full combo on the top screen to send the buck back to Neku. The AI's autoattacks are not important, what's important is doing a manual combo with your partner while under the effect of the puck.
405
+ --- 634905382
406
+ >>634903827
407
+ I think people overwhelm themselves by playing both characters at once, after Week 1 you normally want to be focusing on one character at a time, especially once taboo noise enemies are introduced. as other anons have said, focus on attacking with whoever has the light puck at the time (the glowing aura around the character)
408
+ --- 634905389
409
+ >use Egg Bomb on a minivan once during the Cornix Canor boss fight
410
+ >dumb bird proceeds to kill itself on contact
411
+ --- 634905481
412
+ >>634905389
413
+ I had fun throwing exploding cars at Wooly AoR when I got to Beat’s week with Egg Bomb + Psychokinesis.
414
+ --- 634905537
415
+ >>634905389
416
+ The amount of bullshit you can get away with in these games is part of what makes them so fun for me.
417
+ --- 634905565
418
+ >>634884665 (OP)
419
+ was this hard? i don't remember it being hard...
420
+ --- 634905572
421
+ >>634904838
422
+ The Noise pins have always looked cool as fuck, but I think most of them were never particularly good, so it'd be perfect for a Reaper character to exclusively use and build around them.
423
+ --- 634905684
424
+ >>634905572
425
+ I've always wanted to be one of those red hooded guys hosting quizzes. They have a comfy job
426
+ --- 634905791
427
+ >>634905572
428
+ >but I think most of them were never particularly good
429
+ Dude, what?
430
+ >Grizzly being great for knocking enemies into next week and being a sick overhead slash
431
+ >Frog being the best Shrapnel Rounds pin in the game and having great reboot speed thanks to Take Five
432
+ >Wolf making way for cool side-switching combos
433
+ >Pachy being able to juggle enemies between walls and manipulate their positions in the air
434
+ >Leo Armo in general
435
+ --- 634905841
436
+ >>634905791
437
+ Cervus is one of my faves. I love how its hitbox gets bigger with each hit so the point that it can even hit aerial enemies.
438
+ --- 634905909
439
+ >>634905684
440
+ For real, they can demand whatever dumb shit they want.
441
+ >your task is to fetch me a burger from the shop on the opposite side of town.
442
+ >it specifically has to be that shop since they make the best burgers.
443
+ --- 634906064
444
+ >>634905909
445
+ >the one dude in the original who wanted Joshua to dress up in Natural Puppy clothes if you wanted to get into 104
446
+ >turns out that he was just bullshitting and couldn’t actually take you there but it was in reality the game’s way of subtly encouraging you to try out Natural Puppy threads that increase Joshua’s combo branches/panels in order to get mileage out of his attacks
447
+ It’s the little things.
448
+ --- 634906118
449
+ Why'd they make the ice mashup so busted
450
+ --- 634906353
451
+ >>634906118
452
+ Because as it turns out, freezing things on contact and being able to hit things into pillars that do additional damage on contact is really fucking good. Good thing it’s also fun to utilize.
453
+ --- 634906425
454
+ >>634906353
455
+ Ice and Gravity were my favorite mashups to use. Fire and Time were also really fun as well, especially when you use them in combination with some cool pin set-ups.
456
+ --- 634906773
457
+ >>634906353
458
+ I feel like busted setups in games like TWEWY and KH2 aren’t a problem if the setups themselves are fun to use. The way I approach RPGs is like as puzzles, with the tools you have to customize your build being the puzzle pieces. And every once in a while you get that perfect solution to win and that feels good in and of itself once you figure out that solution. But the thing that's even cooler is when you already have those pieces, because you've been collecting them the whole game. So that was your choices throughout the whole game that lead to that perfect solution being possible. At least, that’s how I see it.
459
+ --- 634907143
460
+ >>634906773
461
+ That’s a good point. I think what also helps is that the setups themselves also aren’t as effective against every boss/enemy. Sure, I like to meme about double Lightning Rook as much as the next TWEWY fan but that sure as shit doesn’t help much against these fuckers.
462
+ --- 634907324
463
+ >stomps your path
464
+ --- 634907448
465
+ >>634907324
466
+ >have a sick melee combo going with tons of cool ass juggles and knockback properties
467
+ >this motherfucker right here doesn’t care about any of that
468
+ --- 634907493
469
+ >>634907324
470
+ I love how NEO gives them lasers on top of suction waves because fuck you, that’s why.
471
+ --- 634907736
472
+ >>634902280
473
+ >Entanglement pins
474
+ --- 634907774
475
+ >>634907493
476
+ >trying to deal with their AoE stomps
477
+ >find out that you can just move after the first initial wave to get in close and dish out a few hits and do it all over again
478
+ >you can just avoid the stomps entirely by using pins that elevate you into the air, with this same technique also applying for Tsugi Woogi’s laser grid in Week 2
479
+ I appreciate how they fully took advantage of the fact that the game was in 3D now for cool little things like that.
480
+ --- 634907938
481
+ >>634902280
482
+ Fun fact: you can actually get this from Melodi Corehog on Easy in Week 3. Hell, there’s a lot of great pins you can get from playing on the lower difficulties. Pic entirely related.
483
+ --- 634908169
484
+ >>634907938
485
+ >DOOL WIELDing Lightning Rook for the final boss
486
+ That snake fucker stood no chance.
487
+ --- 634908594
488
+ >>634884665 (OP)
489
+ the trick is to focus on passing that light puck. Do a combo with Neku, then do one with his partner, and keep passing it back and forth.
490
+ --- 634908762
491
+ >>634908475
492
+ Kek
493
+ --- 634908804
494
+ The most kino game
495
+ That mic pin was absolutely broken
496
+ --- 634908874
497
+ >>634908475
498
+ Daily reminder that Fret’s birthday is unironically 4/20.
499
+ --- 634908975
500
+ >>634908804
501
+ --- 634909191
502
+ >>634907938
503
+ Weren’t there missions in the game that demanded that you turn the difficulty down to get a pin drop from a specific enemy on lower difficulties?
504
+ --- 634909769
505
+ >>634909191
506
+ Yeah. They did a decent job of teaching that changing difficulty was just as much a matter of exploring drop tables as finding your right level of challenge. Almost similar to an ARPG like diablo in that sense.
507
+ --- 634910229
508
+ >>634909769
509
+ I’m surprised that not many games do this kind of difficulty tuning more often. It’s certainly a pretty interesting way to do it.
510
+ --- 634910339
511
+ >>634884665 (OP)
512
+ >look at top screen
513
+ >see what side of Shiki the enemy is on
514
+ >spam the d-pad left/right depending on what side the enemy is on
515
+ >focus on bottom screen
516
+ >if the puck doesnt near-instantly return to the bottom screen, switch d-pad side
517
+ I spent 95% of the game doing this, and the only thing I never finished was mastering every pin because grinding PP was annoying. Later in the game you may have to press d-pad up every once in a while in addition.
518
+ --- 634911105
519
+ >>634897541
520
+ Based stump poster
521
+ --- 634911719
522
+ >>634899128
523
+ >using Sweeper and Entanglement near walls will have you racking up a shitton of combos at once due to how it being near the walls prevents the enemies from breaking out too far away from the chains
524
+ --- 634912353
525
+ >>634896605
526
+ TO TELL YOU IN THE TRUTH IN THIS CONTRACT
527
+ I DON’T CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT ME
528
+ --- 634913528
529
+ >>634910229
530
+ Along with being able to adjust your level on the fly to increase drop rates, chaining encounters to increase difficulty/drop rates/rare enemy spawns, and always starting each random encounter at max HP, there's a lot TWEWY does I wish was more common.
531
+ --- 634915164
532
+ >handles combo breakers in elegant ways beyond even just KH2
533
+ How did they do it, /v/?
534
+ --- 634915473
535
+ >>634915164
536
+ By giving you multiple ways to counteract against the combo breakers instead of just a couple of optimal combinations.
537
+ --- 634916017
538
+ >>634915164
539
+ h.a.n.d is just built different
540
+ --- 634916625
541
+ Playing solo remix
542
+ I'm on the 4th day but have a hard time with just dodging. Doesn't really seem necessary though, as moving around seems to do the job well enough to stay away from enemy attacks.
543
+ Loving the atmosphere and music and even the combat but to some extent it's pretty finicky, probably due to the fact that it's a port.
544
+
545
+ Any general tips for this port, or just the game's mechanics?
546
+ You get handed plenty of stickers and the game tells you collecting more will net you more powerful version of the ability/ stat boost each sticker provides but it seems you only get more with key story events.
547
+ Also I thought meals worked with the game's time, as in a day in the story passing by would reset the ability to eat but it's actually real life time. Kind of neat but I'm not sure what the hell I'm doing with meals. Made Neku and Shiki eat Bravery boosting meals as that stat seems important and the game isn't too hard for now that I feel like I need attack, defense, or HP boosts.
548
+ --- 634917404
549
+ i am going to suck him dry
550
+ --- 634917421
551
+ >>634916625
552
+ Basically, Bravery is what you should be focusing on raising for much of your playtime. Don’t waste your Scarletite on stat boosts, you’ll get the opportunity to farm plenty of those in the post-game and instead focus on stickers that either increase your Fusion level or give you another pin slot. Since you’re playing Solo Remix, I suggest using pins that pair up well with your partner’s input, such as rapid tap for Shiki.
553
+ --- 634917670
554
+ >decide to look up a random NEO playthrough because why not?
555
+ >person who is playing is getting stuck on Cervus Cantus on EASY
556
+ >doesn’t even have the sweetspot upgrade
557
+ >complains about not having good healing pins when he has Light pins right fucking there
558
+ >is just mashing with no regard instead of actually taking the time to learn the boss’ attack patterns and dodge accordingly
559
+ I know this shouldn’t annoy me but it somehow does.
560
+ --- 634917698
561
+ >>634917670
562
+ Don’t weep for the stupid, anon. You’ll be crying all day.
563
+ --- 634917970
564
+ >>634917670
565
+ I have no sympathy for retards who can’t even be bother to learn a game’s mechanics and review what they’re doing wrong and revising their strategies and instead blame the game for it.
566
+ --- 634918659
567
+ >>634917670
568
+ Anon, most casuals who play vidya are either dumb as hell, too young, or both. Hence why you see so many people complain about the difficulty spikes instead of just changing your strategy accordingly.
569
+ --- 634919601
570
+ >>634917670
571
+ That's literally the typical video game player.
572
+
573
+ Valve playtesters tier is a thing for a reason. They really ARE that dumb
574
+ --- 634919727
575
+ >>634892572
576
+ no but twewty is better than Neo
577
+ --- 634919782
578
+ >>634892816
579
+ why not just play the phone, tablet, switch version? I bought the switch version because of it beeing German and had much fun playing it with the touch screen only
580
+ --- 634919860
581
+ >>634906118
582
+ Personally, it was the Sound and Light mashups for me.
583
+ I'd get so much damage off them shits, and next thing you know im already back at 200-300%
584
+ --- 634920138
585
+ >>634919727
586
+ I’d say both are equally excellent.
587
+ --- 634920294
588
+ >>634920138
589
+ Based
590
+ --- 634920313
591
+ >>634917404
592
+ ...Suck who exactly?
593
+ --- 634920350
594
+ >>634888937
595
+ Be sure to disregard this post
596
+ --- 634920493
597
+ >>634917421
598
+ >Since you’re playing Solo Remix, I suggest using pins that pair up well with your partner’s input, such as rapid tap for Shiki.
599
+ Pretty much the best thing you can do.
600
+ Beat + Pyrokinesis is the fucking goat. You can get so much damage off of that.
601
+ --- 634920520
602
+ >SE STILL hasn't ported the first game to PC
603
+ What are they doing?
604
+
605
+ I know DS is the ideal way to play it but you would think they'd want people to get into the series as much as possible
606
+ --- 634920708
607
+ >>634920520
608
+ if they wanted to get people into the series they'd have advertised neo outside of japan
609
+ --- 634920726
610
+ >>634920493
611
+ I’m pretty sure Beat + Holy Light can stunlock the shit out of most bosses.
612
+ --- 634921039
613
+ >>634920726
614
+ Huh, I didn't even think about using that.
615
+ I've been able to to do just that using pyrokinesis.
616
+ --- 634921652
617
+ >>634920520
618
+ >Squeenix
619
+ >making logical decisions
620
+ Pick one
621
+ --- 634922713
622
+ >>634919860
623
+ Sound or normal was my go-to whenever I wanted to get a shit ton of mashups and spam the fuck out of pins, fuck this game is fun. It makes me sad we'll probably never see the combat system again outside of an indie game that copies the system.
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634886369
3
+ Metroidvania is an outdated, confusing, and vague term, Hollowlike is the name of the genre going forward
4
+ --- 634886469
5
+ "Metroidvanias" make it sound like a genre of good games because it reminds me of Metroid and Castlevania
6
+ "Hollowlike" makes it sound like a genre of boredom because it reminds me of Hollow Knight
7
+ --- 634886492
8
+ >>634886369 (OP)
9
+ I support this just to see metroidvaniafags seethe
10
+ --- 634886619
11
+ >>634886369 (OP)
12
+ Arguing over genres is autistic.
13
+ --- 634886628
14
+ Hollow Knight is more of a Faggotlike
15
+ --- 634886673
16
+ for me, it's hollowtroid
17
+ --- 634886702
18
+ >>634886619
19
+ Based
20
+ --- 634886771
21
+ if i have to unlock wall jumping in a game i skip it
22
+ --- 634886890
23
+ >>634886369 (OP)
24
+ faggot is the name of op going forward
25
+ --- 634887045
26
+ >>634886369 (OP)
27
+ every game you love is a troonlike
28
+ --- 634887105
29
+ Side-Soulers
30
+ --- 634887243
31
+ refute me why isn't hollow knight is the best "metroidvania" until this date
32
+ --- 634887293
33
+ >>634887243
34
+ What language would you like me to refute you in
35
+ --- 634887337
36
+ >>634886369 (OP)
37
+ Finally an OP i can agree with
38
+ --- 634887367
39
+ >>634887243
40
+ i cant its true
41
+ --- 634887373
42
+ >>634886619
43
+ --- 634887457
44
+ >>634887243
45
+ too large, takes too long to travel around, difficulty curve is fucked, no way of telling if you've collected every item in a specific area, etc.
46
+ --- 634887476
47
+ >>634887293
48
+ english retard
49
+
50
+ >>634887367
51
+ basado
52
+ --- 634887541
53
+ >>634886369 (OP)
54
+ Being stuck up on names is something a faggot would do. Even moreso, considering the namesake series are still alive
55
+ --- 634887597
56
+ >>634886619
57
+ I don't think I'm autistic I just don't have anything else in life except video games.
58
+ --- 634887835
59
+ >>634887476
60
+ >english
61
+ Maybe you should learn it first then
62
+ --- 634887902
63
+ >>634886369 (OP)
64
+ Hollow Knight es un juego muy querido y respetado por muchos jugadores y críticos debido a varios factores que lo hacen sobresalir en el género de los juegos de plataformas de acción y aventuras.
65
+
66
+ En primer lugar, la atmósfera y la dirección de arte del juego son excepcionales. El diseño de los personajes, los escenarios y los enemigos, junto con la música y los efectos de sonido, crean una experiencia inmersiva y emocionante que te hace sentir como si estuvieras en un mundo completamente diferente.
67
+
68
+ En segundo lugar, la jugabilidad de Hollow Knight es extremadamente sólida y satisfactoria. El combate es fluido y desafiante, con una variedad de armas y habilidades que te permiten personalizar tu estilo de juego. Además, la exploración es muy gratificante, ya que el mundo del juego está lleno de secretos y áreas ocultas para descubrir.
69
+
70
+ En tercer lugar, la historia y el lore del juego son intrigantes y bien desarrollados. A medida que avanzas en el juego, descubrirás pistas y detalles sobre la historia del mundo y sus personajes, lo que te motiva a seguir explorando y descubriendo más.
71
+
72
+ En general, Hollow Knight es un juego muy completo y bien diseñado que ofrece una experiencia emocionante y satisfactoria en todos los aspectos. Es un juego que te atrapa desde el principio y te mantiene interesado y comprometido hasta el final.
73
+ --- 634887958
74
+ Super Metroid is still the gold standard. Time has not tempered its purity and clarity of vision.
75
+
76
+ >>634886628
77
+ >Hollow Knight is more of a Faggotlike
78
+ This
79
+ --- 634887964
80
+ >>634886369 (OP)
81
+ this but unironically
82
+ --- 634887968
83
+ >>634887835
84
+ i prefer to fuck your mom
85
+ --- 634888086
86
+ >>634886369 (OP)
87
+ I hate zoomers so much it's unreal
88
+ --- 634888095
89
+ >>634887968
90
+ If only she was an English teacher
91
+ --- 634888216
92
+ >>634888095
93
+ show pics
94
+ --- 634888263
95
+ >>634887243
96
+ metroidvanias overstay their welcome around the 10 hour mark, hollow knight offers nothing new aside from some indie tards doodle art style but tries to pad it out in a 50 hour game where everything looks the same
97
+ it's easily one of the worst metroidvania's, it doesn't even deserve to be called that. I'm fine with you creating another subgenre called hollowlikes as that garbage should remain segregated from actual good games.
98
+ --- 634888376
99
+ >>634888263
100
+ >i have a poor attention span and am somehow so much of a dumbfuck it took me 50 hours to finish hollow knight
101
+ >its the games fault
102
+ --- 634888613
103
+ >>634888376
104
+ It didn't take me any time because I didn't bother playing it more than 20 minutes. I hate hollow knight shills, you're so gay
105
+ --- 634888680
106
+ >>634888263
107
+ t. filtered by first boss
108
+ --- 634888683
109
+ >>634888263
110
+ I played it in fits and starts over a couple of years and stopped around the 35 hour mark myself. I forgot most of the story and didn't care anymore.
111
+
112
+ By comparison, I've beaten Metroid Dread at least 17 times over 120-ish hours of gameplay.
113
+
114
+ >>634888613
115
+ I wish I'd had your foresight.
116
+ --- 634888854
117
+ >>634888613
118
+ your loss
119
+ --- 634888925
120
+ >>634888263
121
+ you're bad at videogames
122
+ --- 634888943
123
+ >>634888263
124
+ This
125
+ --- 634889025
126
+ >>634888854
127
+ I could do a casual normal ng run of order of ecclesia, a challenging hardmode ng+ run, and an extraordinarily difficult bordering unfair hardmode level 1 ng run in the same amount of time it'd take me to trudge through your mediocre garbage game and have infinitely more fun, more interesting mechanics, and better art, atmosphere, and music
128
+ --- 634889070
129
+ Uh, what a about Guaclikes?
130
+ --- 634889146
131
+ >>634889025
132
+ its not my game
133
+ --- 634889165
134
+ >>634889146
135
+ the game you like
136
+ --- 634889319
137
+ >>634889025
138
+ >infinitely more fun, more interesting mechanics
139
+ >Order of Ecclesia
140
+ Come on man, the glyph and resistance systems were turboaids
141
+ --- 634889423
142
+ >>634889319
143
+ by what metric?
144
+ --- 634889504
145
+ >>634889070
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+ Man, Guacamelee 2 basically had no impact when compared to the original. No one ever talks about either anymore though.
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+ >>634889504
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+ The same will happen to Silksong.
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+ >>634889070
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+ surprisingly enjoyed the 1st, combat challenges were kinda gay though. Deserved the hype a lot fucking more than that shitheap Ori did
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+ Hollow Knight is a boring game by design. It's inferior to basically every other notable Metroidvania that's released in the last decade.
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+ >le git gud
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+ Master Level Doom Eternal on Nightmare is an example of a good game with a good challenge. You aren't padded with bullshit boredom for half the moment-to-moment gameplay. The challenge is instantly accessible and you develop your skills in a meaningful way through every second of gameplay. The game is dynamic enough that when you fail and retry, the experience will likely be very different unless you really try to bludgeon a single strategy in through all of your attempts (which you shouldn't).
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+ The equivalent of Hollow Shite's challenge in Doom Eternal would be if the boring ass platforming challenges breaking up the gameplay were blown up to take up half the amount of your gameplay and enforced each time you died after attempting an encounter.
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+ >le just don't die
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+ That's not the point. The point is that Doom Eternal is a well designed difficult game- it makes the progression from sucking at the game to getting good at the game fun. Hollow Shite's progression is beyond fucked unless you unironically enjoy the game's simplistic, repetitive non-boss combat and boring non-physics based platforming, in which case your standards should be low enough for you to enjoy anything at all (meaning that the amount of content is what gets you going, not its quality, which perfectly explains why you worship HK).
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+ --- 634889714
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+ Anyone been playing the new Salt and Sanctuary update?
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+ --- 634889876
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+ >>634888095
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+ --- 634889884
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+ >>634889617
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+ >please please please please please
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+ --- 634889920
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+ >>634889648
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+ wrong
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+ --- 634890084
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+ >>634889423
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+ Because you had to keep swapping glyphs out in the clunky menu, there were hardly any good ones, there weren't enough unique glyphs, they were RNG to get, you were forced into specific glyphs to get the combo attack, a mace glyph could be good against one enemy and useless against another etc etc.
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+
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+ No, it was shit. At least in Aria and Dawn you could equip a weapon independent to the 3 souls, here you only get 2 glyphs and 1 is your weapon. It's shit.
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+ >>634889504
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+ 2 was good but they went too heavy on the story and dark themes for what was supposed to be a goofy series. The platforming was great thoughever
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+ --- 634890132
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+ >>634887293
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+ >>634887835
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+ >>634888095
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+ KEK
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+ --- 634890156
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+ i call it "zeldtroid"
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+ cause the early castlevania games don't have any backtracking at all while metroid and zelda are designed basically with the same process
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+ --- 634890223
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+ >>634889648
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+ damn you really got filtered so hard you wrote all that shit huh
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+ --- 634890269
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+ >>634890084
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+ lel, the game let you freely swap between 3 sets of glyphs without even going into the menus
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+ --- 634890276
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+ >>634890156
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+ hehe he said "Zeldtroon"
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+ --- 634890305
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+ >>634888263
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+ nice bait post anon
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+ --- 634890350
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+ >>634889920
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+ >>634890223
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+ Try playing Doom Eternal on Nightmare dude. If you're this impressed by the tedium that is Hollow Knight your mind will get blown right out the door when you pick up an actually good, satisfying game like Eternal.
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+ --- 634890386
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+ >>634887958
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+ unrelated but i want to be transformed into a metroid and have samus fart on me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFGvxdGfz1s [Embed]
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+ --- 634890396
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+ hollow knight is a trannyvania
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+ --- 634890414
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+ >>634890350
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+ uh try playing russian roulette on legendary lol
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+ --- 634890449
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+ >>634890156
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+ nobody gives a fuck about the shitty old castlevanias bro
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+ --- 634890453
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+ HK is the worst thing to happen to metroidvanias in a long time. Spawns horrible clones that are shitty just like HK and has some of the most retarded fans who know nothing about metroidvanias shitting on actual good new metroidvania games "buhhhh ugghhhh y this game not exactly like Hollow Knight huh it sucks cuz it not ugly with shit gameplay like muh Hollow Knight wut te hell?!".
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+ Fuck HK and its half-wit dicksucker fans.
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+ --- 634890532
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+ >>634890414
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+ Typical.
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+ --- 634890572
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+ >>634890269
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+ lel, but you often come up against situations where you need to still switch out.
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+ --- 634890574
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+ >>634890532
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+ what are you the only one whos allowed to make shitty non-sequiturs here or something?
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+ --- 634890659
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+ >>634886369 (OP)
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+ I just call them 2d adventures.
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+ --- 634890662
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+ >Hollowlike is the name of the genre going forward
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+ So the complete opposite of the franchise then
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+ How about that Silksong release date heh
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+ --- 634890673
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+ >>634886369 (OP)
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+ What about Hollori? Keeping the tradition of combining the name of two games like a retard
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+ --- 634890696
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+ >>634890572
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+ not really, all you need is falcis and couple magic glyphs/good unions on the other two tabs
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+ --- 634890737
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+ >>634890574
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+ Highlight the non-sequitur.
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+ --- 634890869
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+ >>634890696
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+ >Um ackually I'm a faggot who doesn't believe in player experimentation
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+ Yeah anon, I know
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+ --- 634890871
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+ >>634890350
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+ you're just whining about having to platform in a platformer. nu-Doom is fucking shit, why the fuck do you think the fact that you like that game means Hollow Knight is bad. Is this really the level of intelligence of the average HK-hater?
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+ --- 634890920
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+ >>634890662
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+ >professional porn studio makes a Hornet porno before Silksong releases
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+ funny
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+ --- 634890923
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+ Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth is the best Axiom-Ribi i've played in the last couple years. Hollow Knight is overrated, it's only about as good as Ender Lilies was.
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+ --- 634890943
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+ >>634890869
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+ experimentation is great, order of ecclesia offers a lot more of it than hollow knight, I'm just saying once you've figured everything out falcis and elemental glyph unions are good enough to clear the game efficiently
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+ --- 634890987
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+ >>634890350
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+ >Try playing Doom Eternal on Nightmare dude.
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+ I know you are probably trolling but Doom Eternal difficulty level design is one of the best I've experienced, first time I feel a game is balanced around the highest difficulty rather than going the lazy easy route and make every enemy a bullet sponge
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+ --- 634891045
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+ >>634890871
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+ No retard, I'm saying the platforming in this "platformer" is fucking terrible.
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+ >nu-Doom is fucking shit, why the fuck do you think the fact that you like that game means Hollow Knight is bad
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+ It seems you can't read the post where I explained it for some reason, so this is where I stop engaging with you.
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+ --- 634891057
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+ >>634886369 (OP)
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+ >/Hollowlike/i
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+ --- 634891119
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+ >>634890987
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+ What would make you think I'm trolling? I literally went into detail about the exact thing you're praising right here >>634889648.
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+ --- 634891183
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+ >>634890737
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+ >oh you think hollow knight is fun well try playing an actual hard game like doom
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+ --- 634891339
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+ >>634891183
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+ Quote the exact words I said which led you to think that was remotely my point.
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+ Or are you the person that got lit up for posting this trainwreck of the English language here >>634887243? Everything would make sense in that case.
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+ --- 634891342
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+ >>634890923
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+ Don't know if this is a bold opinion or not but my thoughts on Ender Lillies were much higher than Hollow Knights. At the very least, it gave you a metric shitload of ways to play. Sure, most wind up going with all principal souls or whatever with staggeringly high or infinite uses, but you can try with damn near any combo, which is pretty fun.
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+ Helps that I overall like the bosses as well. Only bad ones were the ones that spawned other mobs, that got old quick.
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+ --- 634891412
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+ >>634891119
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+ >I literally went into detail about the exact thing you're praising right here >>634889648
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+ I agree about your opinion of Eternal, one of the things I liked the most is how previous bosses turn into common enemies after your loadout gets improved and you gained experience.
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+ I remember struggling against the first Demon Hunter encounter and then I was just destroying them on sight in late-game arenas
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+ --- 634891756
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+ >>634891342
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+ I didn't finish Ender lilies so i should really go back to it before passing judgement, I just found the attacks largely unsatisfying to use, and then i got this one mace attack that i could use in the air to float a bit and used it to sequence break and kind of lost track of what i was supposed to be doing. I didn't like the seemingly limited upgrade materials, they made it feel really punishing to try new skills out although i figured they'd become nearly unlimited by the end of the game.
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+ >>634891412
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+ Yeah. My point is that Doom Eternal makes the experience of "getting good" really fun. The moment-to-moment gameplay is so good that even if you die a lot in a fight you always want to retry and experience more of the gameplay. You don't even realize that you're training yourself to the point where you can fuck up a Marauder and Archville together with barely any difficulty.
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+ Hollow Knight is the literal polar opposite where if you suck at the game, you're met with extreme, repetitive tedium as a punishment until you finally get good enough to continue. You respawn at a bench among geometry you've traversed dozens of times, you grind for soul against enemies you completely mastered hours ago, you do some shitty platforming, and you finally get to retry the boss.
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+ In Doom Eternal, the whole road to you getting good is fun. In Hollow Knight, 50% of the road to you getting good is boring as shit.
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+ --- 634891938
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+ >>634886619
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+ >Arguing over genres is autistic.
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+
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+ You realize what website you are on right anon?
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+ --- 634892308
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+ >>634891756
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+ >and then i got this one mace attack that i could use in the air to float a bit and used it to sequence break
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+ I think I know where you are then, because I did the exact same thing. Went around to everywhere I could when I noticed I got the tiniest inkling of pushback on that thing. The limited upgrade materials don't ever feel too bad. Yeah, you can't make everything max (unless you want to go grinding) but you can easily max out whatever you want to use, and you'll figure out your favorites pretty quick, at least I did. I'd say give it another shot, the later boss fights were really damn fun.
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+ I don't know what it is about Hollowknight but it bored me.
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+ I think the game is too slow to feel a sense of progress. Metroidvanias are good, dense experiences that are great to go back through over time.
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+ Like 8 hours into Hollow Knight and I felt like nothing had happened. It didn't help the aesthetics of each area bled together so much.
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+ >>634891903
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+ There are only 2 bosses with somewhat long run backs, and if it took you more than 2 or 3 tries on the normal story bosses you have no business criticizing the game lol
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+ The actual hard parts of HK (pantheons and white palace) are where the average player might struggle, but they're supposed to be that way
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+ >>634893182
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+ >There are only 2 bosses with somewhat long run backs,
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+ No, almost all of them share this problem. And don't hide behind the fact that some are optional, there's rarely a way to tell on your first run.
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+ >and if it took you more than 2 or 3 tries on the normal story bosses you have no business criticizing the game lol
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+ You're implicitly admitting the game is designed like shit, because it isn't interested in teaching players who die 2-3 times on a boss its mechanics.
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+ --- 634893554
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+ With how Nintendo has been lately they will probably start copyrighting the term metroidvania
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+ --- 634894129
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+ >>634893497
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+ Name them then lol, the only one I can think of is hive knight. Plus you can just set dream gates and teleport right to them if you don't want to run back
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+ It genuinely sounds like a skill issue, you should see and learn all of the bosses moves and maybe even a phase change on your first attempt
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+ --- 634894484
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+ >>634894129
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+ Sure, take Crystal Knight as an example. He's literally the toll you have to pay to get to a save point.
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+ >It genuinely sounds like a skill issue
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+ That's the point. The game is shit if it doesn't make getting better at it fun, and it completely fails in that regard.
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+ Doom Eternal MLs are not easy. If I'm able to cruise through the dual Marauder fight in SGN on Nightmare I clearly possess the skill to take on bosses you think the "average player" would defeat in 2-3 tries. If the game couldn't hold my interest enough for that skill to be brought out, it's on it for failing to provide fun enough moment-to-moment gameplay.
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+ >>634894484
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+ It's literally just 2 rooms upward, I guess if that's hard for you then yeah the game might not be fun
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+ The real fun comes from exploring, upgrading gear, meeting NPC's, etc then playing end game content, permadeath mode, or modded stuff
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+ did you beat the game at all or drop it?
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+ --- 634895881
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+ >>634895241
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+ >It's literally just 2 rooms upward, I guess if that's hard for you then yeah the game might not be fun
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+ Right, if I die, say 4 times, that's 8 times that you repeat the same monotonous combat and the same monotonous platforming. The game is completely devoid of depth for all that time and only gets fun again when you're in the boss.
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+ >The real fun comes from exploring,
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+ Filling out the map being a charm puts a damper on things and the amount of actual material to find is incredibly low. I was shocked when I Googled most of the materials I'd picked up and realized they had no purpose other than being sellable.
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+ The only real draw outside of the boss fights themselves is the aesthetic and even that gets boring given how repetitive some environments can get (opening up Greenpath for the first time was the best non-boss combat part of the game from what I played).
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+ >did you beat the game at all or drop it?
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+ I dropped it. I think I'd gotten nearly midway through it, looking through
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+ https://www.thegamer.com/hollow-knight-boss-battle-best-recommended-order/
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+ I beat up until Brooding Mawlek on this list (though the order is strange as I'd certainly done Crystal Guardian way earlier than Broken Vessel if I'm not mistaken).
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+ --- 634896162
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+ >>634895241
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+ >>634895881
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+ Also I noticed you slipped this in:
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+ >if that's hard for you
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+ I've been saying that the regular non-boss combat and platforming is monotonous, not challenging.
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+ --- 634896996
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+ >>634894129
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+ Traitor King runback was pretty bad
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+ --- 634897158
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+ Hollow Knight is very good but holy shit it's huge, I enjoyed the first playthrough but I don't ever want to replay it because:
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+ >1. Bosses
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+ Most of the interesting mechanics are in the bosses, and it's not that in depth really it's simple but there is a lot that goes on. DLC lets you refight every boss too, so I don't have to play through the game again like Souls.
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+ >2. the movement
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+ It's just... ok. I saw Metroid Dread vs. Hollow Knight for a bit back in 2021 and I can say for sure that Samus is way more fun to control than the hollow knight guy. Hollow Knight guy controls fine but it's pretty simple. I say he's ok because it's still better than alucard or most of the non-richter castlevania characters.
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+
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+ I think it's a 9/10 game, one of the best indies for sure. It's better than the "castlevania" half of metroidvania too, never was a big fan of their generally slower nature. I liked it enough to do Pantheon 5, but really I don't think it's that fun to explore and "go fast" in after you've done everything even if the best HK video on youtube is a guy finding a sequence break. Honestly if we used the term Hollowlike, it needs to be for "metroidvanias that are 30+ hours".
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+ --- 634897215
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+ >>634895881
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+ you run to the boss twice for each attempt? genuinely confused about that
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+ also you don't need to fight the enemies during the run back? why would you do that
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+ The materials are just there as sell-ables so that you don't need geo for anything, were you expecting cosmetics loot or something?
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+
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+ You missed some of the most aesthetic areas in the game by giving up, as well as the i-frame dash and probably the upgraded versions of the spells
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+ Not to sound disparaging, but I'd imagine you didn't upgrade nail much, didn't upgrade spells, didn't find good charms and that's why you were dying frequently
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+
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+ >>634896996
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+ at that point in the game you would just dream gate if you failed the fight more than once
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+ --- 634897910
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+ >>634890156
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+ Simon's Quest, retard.
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+ --- 634898023
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+ >>634897215
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+ >you run to the boss twice for each attempt? genuinely confused about that
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+ I mean you have to go through two boring rooms.
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+ >also you don't need to fight the enemies during the run back? why would you do that
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+ Replenishing soul.
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+ >The materials are just there as sell-ables so that you don't need geo for anything, were you expecting cosmetics loot or something?
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+ Upgrades. Outside of charms and one time cutscene upgrades which were few and far between, Hollow Knight doesn't have much cool stuff to collect. Mainly just some esoteric lore that I really wasn't emotionally invested in.
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+ >You missed some of the most aesthetic areas in the game by giving up, as well as the i-frame dash and probably the upgraded versions of the spells
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+ By that point I'd realized that the moment-to-moment gameplay outside of the bosses was mediocre, the bosses themselves would have me engaging with said gameplay upon death, and most of the areas looked the same. If you're saying the game suddenly becomes an artistic masterpiece after the point I stopped playing, it's again on the game for waiting until I was like 10+ hours in to show its hand.
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+ >but I'd imagine you didn't upgrade nail much, didn't upgrade spells, didn't find good charms and that's why you were dying frequently
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+ Then that's on the game for not teaching it to me, but I was absolutely mixing and matching charms. I remember I liberally used the longer nail charm, the fast heal charm, and the thorny vine charm in particular but I'm sure I had more.
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+ Again, compare all of this to Doom Eternal. Every single second of that game is engaging and fun minus the 30 second long breaks for platforming between arenas. Eternal is a difficult game that kicked my ass at every turn, but I couldn't put it down because it was just so damn fun to get my ass kicked in it. In Hollow Knight it's boring when I'm not fighting a boss, and it's boring when the boss kicks my ass, leading to a game that's boring way more often than it's not.
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+ >>634887243
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+ You don't deserve it. Game's ass. 'nuff said.
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+ --- 634898796
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+ >>634898023
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+ just dream nail 3 enemies instead of fighting them all
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+ unless you're playing a spell build you don't even need soul to start a boss fight
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+ the "thorny vine" charm is a noob trap because you lose all mobility during your i-frames, you'd think such a skilled gamer would notice that and switch it out
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+
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+ If AAA FPS with monsters and explosions is all your attention span can handle, go play that sure. But don't say HK is bad because you spent most of your time doing run-backs instead of using dream gates lol
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+ --- 634899508
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+ >>634898796
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+ >just dream nail 3 enemies instead of fighting them all
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+ I mean this isn't really a meaningful difference is it? The dream nail is no less boring than the combat. I'm also not sure if this mechanic was communicated effectively, but I could be wrong. All I remember using the dream nail for was fighting some of the upgraded versions of the bosses and seeing some more useless ambient dialogue.
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+ >unless you're playing a spell build you don't even need soul to start a boss fight
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+ I mean, I need to heal, and I'm not very good at the game. Especially so because the soul jar is broken.
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+ >the "thorny vine" charm is a noob trap because you lose all mobility during your i-frames
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+ It helped me defeat some bosses. In fact I think I defeated Hornet with the thorns. I also didn't say I had it on all the time.
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+ >you'd think such a skilled gamer would notice that and switch it out
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+ Well, I probably did. I just gave it as one example.
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+ >If AAA FPS with monsters and explosions is all your attention span can handle
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+ By no means is this true. Deus Ex is one of my favorite games because you're always engaging with interesting systems even if the gunplay is terrible. Silent Hill 2 is one of my favorite games because every aspect of it is finely tuned to provide the most depressive atmosphere possible, and it might be the slowest game in human history.
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+ >But don't say HK is bad because you spent most of your time doing run-backs instead of using dream gates lol
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+ That wasn't my only point against the game, but to play ball still it doesn't absolve the boredom just because I have to hold Y on the controller instead of performing a couple of nail bounces.
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+ >>634886369 (OP)
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+ I used to have this tough as nails garbage can. It was a real heavy-duty plastic, thing stood up to fucking anything.
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+ Some nigger stole it one day, but it doesn't change that that was still probably the best hollowlike in the world.
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+ A plain-looking container full of trash that attracts flies and niggers. That's the essence of hollowlike.
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+ --- 634900620
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+ >>634899508
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+ it is a difference, because the dream nail gives you 1/3 soul per hit so you can fill up in seconds on one enemy
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+ you can also just teleport to right outside the boss area with it, getting right back into the action
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+
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+ I'm just confused because I didn't find the game's pacing slow or boring at all, aside from the occasional "go around to unlock one-way shortcut" thing.
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+ with fast travel, dream gate, and crystal dash it was super easy to traverse the map quickly
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+ --- 634900627
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+ >>634891342
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+ I think it's a step up from Hollow Knight in every department, and in particular it's actually an appropriate length and has good pacing of movement upgrades which are two things HK completely failed at.
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+ --- 634901451
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+ >>634900620
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+ It's not that it's "easy" or "hard" it's that it's not fun. I had pretty much no difficulty with any of the platforming sections (minus the shitty hidden spike trap floors at times) because of how precise the controls were, but it was just boring to move around. There's no physics simulation or unpredictability. In contrast Ori sometimes pissed me off because the character would bounce in weird ways, but it's so much more kinetic and fun to toss the little guy everywhere while trying never to touch the ground.
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+ Bottom line is that I just didn't find any serious value in the game when it wasn't throwing me into a boss fight. I loved the bosses I did fight when I was fighting them, even if I did blow at the game, but that's not actually the majority of the game that I did play until the point that I dropped it at. The aesthetic didn't appeal beyond the intro and some few glimpses, I had literally zero investment into the story aside from wanting to enter a steady relationship with Hornet, the platforming was boring, and the regular combat was really simple and repetitive. If you did manage to find value in all of that then great, but to me it's badly designed because the majority of the game was dominated by unenjoyable content to a degree that I no longer wanted to play it to get better at the bosses that I wanted to fight.
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+ >has rpg levels and/or gear
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+ Vanialike
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+ >doesn't have those
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+ Metroidlike the superior genre
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+ --- 634902401
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+ >>634887243
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+ >big disjointed map, crutches on fast travel
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+ >movement never evolves beyond jump and dash
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+ >map system sucks
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+ >movement really just isn't fun
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+ >crossroads just starts blocking paths off halfway through, arbitrarily and there's no indication this has happened until you get there
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+ --- 634902516
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+ >>634887243
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+ Input delay.
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+ --- 634902592
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+ >>634888263
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+ Holy based.
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+ --- 634902907
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+ >>634902401
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+ You are just mad that Metroid is a shitty 5 hour game while Hollow Chads can enjoy their game for 20-40 hours.
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+ --- 634902956
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+ After starting over and giving up a bunch I finally started to make some real progress and I'm loving it now. Just shut down after a few mantis lords attempts. And I can't live without the longnail and fast heal
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+ --- 634903064
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+ I did not care for Hollow Knight
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+ --- 634903115
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+ >>634902907
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+ Yeah, you do that
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+ --- 634903205
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+ >>634891339
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+ >everyone i dont like is the same person
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+ --- 634903250
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+ I'll never understand why /v/ really hates this game. It was so good.
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+ --- 634903259
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+ >>634886369 (OP)
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+ Any game described as "hollowlike" is going on my ignore list.
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+ --- 634903326
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+ >>634903250
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+ Not everyone likes the same thing. Which is fine. It's also frustrating at times and has a lot of success so people like to shit on it. Which is also fine.
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+ --- 634903339
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+ >>634903250
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+ Because most of /v/ are either graphicsfags, or retards that would fall for the kind of bait in the OP(but I repeat myself)
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+ --- 634903363
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+ >>634886369 (OP)
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+ >/v/ still falls for this bait
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+ --- 634903437
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+ >>634903250
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+ Popular = we must start shitting on it.
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+ These threads are created by 3rd worlders for other 3rd worlders to get mad at.
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+ --- 634903578
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+ >>634903250
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+
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+ Because back in 2017, HK was a real hidden gem that /v/ was incredibly smug about when they realized they were the only ones who knew about it.
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+ But then it dropped like a nuke the next year in popularity to the point that it became the "modern day SotN/Super Metroid" and has essentially stayed as the poster boy of the genre.
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+ --- 634903683
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+ >>634903250
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+ It's babby's first metroidvania that drew in the soulsfag crowd and now they overhype the shit out of it
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+ --- 634903986
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+ What shold my next metroidvania be if I already played HK, Bloodstained, Ori and Blasphemous?
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+ --- 634904060
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+ >>634903986
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+ You need a palate cleanser. Pick a different genre next.
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+ --- 634904292
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+ >>634903986
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+ Uh maybe Metroid or Castlevania you dumb shit?
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+ --- 634904310
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+ >>634903986
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+ Either Resident Evil 1/2 (either the remakes or originals) or an immersive sim (cue the seething) like Deus Ex or Prey 2017.
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+ --- 634904338
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+ >>634903250
503
+ one of my favorite games. the only gripe i have is that it took me 40 hours the first time and i have reservations about replaying it when i could play something new. probably wouldn't take me as long the second time, but who knows
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+ --- 634904395
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+ Why do
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+ STUPID
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+ FUCKING
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+ NIGGER
509
+ FAGGOTS
510
+ think every 2d game on the planet is a metroidvania? How in the fuck is Grim Guardians a metroidvania? How in the fuck is Astlibra Revision a metroidvania? Or Aces Wild? It pisses me off because it makes looking up games in the genre on steam a pain in my ass.
511
+ Anyways whaddya playin', /v/? I'm interested in Rusted Moss, Vernal Edge and Deepining Fire but I'm not sure which to pick up first. Rusted Moss looks super cool.
512
+ >>634889504
513
+ 2's biggest issue was doubling down on the dogshit chicken morph. It's not a funny joke and it's a very slippery and not satisfying form to control but they keep thinking it's just hilarious that you're a chicken.
514
+ Nobody Saves the World was a terrible game too.
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+ --- 634904553
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+ >>634904395
517
+ I
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+ THINK
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+ YOU
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+ HAVE
521
+ TERRIBLE
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+ TASTE
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+ IN
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+ GAMES
525
+ >sorry
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+ --- 634904813
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+ >>634903986
528
+ definitely play ori next. first one is about 6-8 hours, second one took 15-20. if you only have time for one, play the second. the movement feels fucking fantastic
529
+
530
+ >look into
531
+ ender lilies
532
+ environmental station alpha
533
+ haiku robot
534
+ momodora
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+ am2r
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+ -
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+ celeste
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+ shovel knight
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+ blue fire (3d platformer inspired by hk)
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+ RUINER
541
+ SYNTHETIK
542
+ furi
543
+ hotline miami
544
+ bug fables
545
+ signalis
546
+ dusk
547
+ black mesa
548
+ --- 634904980
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+ >>634904553
550
+ Tell me on what planet are games like Dead Cells, Metal Unit and Summum Aeterna are metroidvanias? Tell me how the fuck is Skul the hero slayer one? Or Infernax? Or fucking Scourgebringer? Or double fucking Carrion? Or Hedon Bloodrite? Or the castlevania collection that has the NES titles up to Rondo? Or Cyber Shadow? Or Smelter
551
+ And those are the ones I've played, for all I know half of the list of shit I haven't played are just regular old 2d platformers too except you can revisit levels so I guess it's a metroidvania!
552
+ It's fucking infuriating. It's like the female protagonist tag suggesting games like Bleed for games similar to Mirror's Edge, it's inaccurate as shit and it makes searching a royal pain in the ass.
553
+ --- 634905072
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+ >>634886369 (OP)
555
+ Zoomers can't define a genre because they lack vocabulary thanks to smart phones. So the only thing they can do is compare things to other things
556
+ --- 634905159
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+ >>634905072
558
+ Of all the retarded posts in this thread, this one might be the single most schizophrenic
559
+ --- 634905247
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+ >>634903986
561
+ How about Metroid or Castlevania?
562
+ --- 634905278
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+ >>634886369 (OP)
564
+ Agreed
565
+ --- 634905286
566
+ >>634886369 (OP)
567
+ OCD simulator
568
+ --- 634905767
569
+ >>634903986
570
+ I'm gonna keep recommending Islets because it's still criminally underrated.
571
+ --- 634907041
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+ >>634903250
573
+ contrarianism
574
+ --- 634907329
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+ >>634886369 (OP)
576
+ Just fuck off
577
+ --- 634907331
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+ >>634886369 (OP)
579
+ Every time, after Direct / Indie World / State of Play is over
580
+ >Where is the Silksong? Any word on Silksong?
581
+ Here's is your answer. Developers are too busy shitposting on 4chan instead of making the new Duke Nukem Forev--I mean Silksong.
582
+ --- 634907420
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+ >>634886369 (OP)
584
+ hollow knight isn't a metroidvania
585
+ it has no leveling or rpg mechanics
586
+ its just a metroid game trying to take a bunch of souls elements as well
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+ --- 634908131
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+ >>634887243
589
+ its not a metroidvania
590
+ its just a bad platformer with badly implemented souls mechanics and misses everything in a metroidvania
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+
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+ compare it to metroid and the link metroidvanias where there is a bunch of upgrades for you to get and many meaningful ways to completely change how you fight and traverse, old areas become trivial to get around because of upgrades and new paths
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+
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+ or compare it to the more rpg focused metroidvanias that castlevania started and were the ones that really popularized the genre
595
+ sure there are less upgrades to your actual abilities to find but the rpg elements completely trivialize this "issue", every enemy has unique drops so you always want to kill everything u see because it might be the time u get that cool thing only they drop, you are rewarded for doing this and it doesn't feel like a chore, not only that but u get xp while doing it so u just killing shit on the way to where ur going feels good
596
+ not to mention the item and upgrading systems u will see giving u more shit to play around with and to encourage you to be interested in killing stuff
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+ and its also why the soul system and other derivatives are just pure fucking genius, because its ANOTHER unique drop to every enemy that DIRECTLY improves your options and skill set, its just more shit to play around with, more reasons to enjoy killing the enemies
598
+ personally, in these style of metroidvanias I always enjoy murdering my way back if something goes wrong and backtracking doesn't feel at all like an issue
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+
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+ so metroid style games let you avoid enemies better, castlevania type games reward and incentivize u to kill enemies, both usually also have a variety of traversal options and smart design for getting around the world
601
+ and what does hollow knight have? basically no rewards for fighting enemies, minimal rewards for exploration, shittily designed map
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+
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+ its not a metroidvania
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+ --- 634910408
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+ >>634907420
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+ >it has no leveling or rpg mechanics
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+ What does that have to do with metroidvanias? Metroid doesn't have that
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+ --- 634910451
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+ Is aria of sorrow alter worth playing?
610
+ --- 634910586
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+ Hollow knight threads are completely pointless because the retarded fanbase will brush off any criticism with “filtered lol“ even though the game is piss easy until you get to dlc. Soulsfag tier circlejerking over this deviant art garbage
612
+ --- 634910714
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+ >>634910586
614
+ Hollow knight fans are all soulsfags anyway. Why do you think they only ever talk about the bosses
615
+ --- 634910917
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+ >>634910451
617
+ Yes.
618
+ It's unironically the best metroidvania in the genre
619
+ --- 634911196
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+ >>634910714
621
+ it's because the normal enemies are weak as fuck
622
+ I would have loved more of those rooms where you're locked in with a swarm and have to play around them
623
+ >tiny platforms with tons of crawlers
624
+ >3 tiered platforms with primal aspids everywhere
625
+ >one long flat room with tons of those jumping bois from near the 2nd hornet fight
626
+ sure it could be done more creatively but having a bit of bullet hell would have spiced up the area rooms
627
+ I really enjoyed the coliseum fights because it was just waves and waves of normal enemies
628
+ --- 634911224
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+ >>634910714
630
+ Bosses is the only decent aspect of the game, Imagine if Hollow Knight was a Cuphead-style boss rush without the tens of hours of padding, that would benefit the game a lot.
631
+ --- 634911823
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+ >>634911196
633
+ >it's because the normal enemies are weak as fuck
634
+ Anon there's far more to the game than just combat. And the fact that no one speaks about it speaks volumes about its quality
635
+ --- 634911963
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+ >>634911823
637
+ There really isn‘t. You walk slowly through all the areas with shit art until the end where the real game begins with dlcs
638
+ --- 634912118
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+ >>634911823
640
+ I explored all the areas, did the flower quest, kicked it at the lake with Quirrel
641
+ but the normal enemies are just straight up not a threat once you learn how to swing the nail at the right time
642
+ --- 634912408
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+ Thoughts on Owlboy?
644
+ --- 634912803
645
+ >>634912118
646
+ >once you get good at the game
647
+ >you become good at the game
648
+ Wow who would have thought. Nowadays when I do a playthrough I ignore enemies unless I'm missing some gold or it's an annoying tracking enemy. I don't see how this is a bad thing, why would you want regular enemies to be advanced or hard to kill. Avoiding shit and running like a retard without getting hit is just fun.
649
+ --- 634912876
650
+ What game actually did it first though? Metroid or Castlevainia?
651
+ --- 634912879
652
+ >>634912803
653
+ Except the running around isn‘t fun either because you‘re still a slow piece of shit until the end of the game. Movement options are terrible in hollow knight
654
+ --- 634912997
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+ >>634911963
656
+ There should be though
657
+ --- 634913018
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+ >>634888263
659
+ >50 hours
660
+ Only if you want to 100%
661
+ I got my first ending in 20 hours or so of quite lazy gaming sessions
662
+ --- 634913189
663
+ >>634912879
664
+ Dash and claw is all you need for fun. All this tells me is that you suck at pogoing which is just a skill issue. Trying to avoid touching the groud is FUN.
665
+ --- 634913289
666
+ >>634913189
667
+ I‘ve done all pantheons including the fifth and all bosses radiant except for abs radiance. The world feels like absolute shit to move around in and the bossfights are the only good part of the game
668
+ --- 634913312
669
+ >>634913189
670
+ Not what he said, and this proves him right
671
+ --- 634913314
672
+ >>634913189
673
+ When you're just trying to get from point A to point B dash and claw is boring is shit
674
+ >spam dash over and over
675
+ >jump over enemy
676
+ >repeat
677
+ --- 634913360
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+ fuck dung defender
679
+ --- 634913430
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+ >>634886369 (OP)
681
+ I unironically support this act of nomenclature. "Hollowlike" is far superior to "Metroidvania".
682
+ --- 634913574
683
+ >>634913314
684
+ Yeah? And that's fun. It's 2d game, all you need is a go up button and a go forward button. You all must have some autism where you require retarded movement abilities that don't add anything to the game.
685
+ >your character is slow
686
+ It's not if you spam dash but it seems like you are against pressing buttons so this probably doesn't satisfie you.
687
+ --- 634913580
688
+ >>634913360
689
+ literally the most memorable and likeable character in the game
690
+ and I beat both versions on first tries
691
+ --- 634913640
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+ >>634913574
693
+ Metroid dread does it way better and backtracking isn‘t as painful as a result
694
+ --- 634913689
695
+ >>634913640
696
+ Debatable, I disagree.
697
+ --- 634913773
698
+ >>634913574
699
+ No it's not, it's basic as shit and there is zero thought to be put into it which in turn makes backtracking a total chore. Even something like Mega Man X which largely has the same moves feels more fun because you can dash jump and keep your speed. In hollow knight you literally spam dash (not fun) and jump over enemies that are in your path because fighting them is a waste of time (also not fun)
700
+ --- 634913890
701
+ >>634910408
702
+ >read line 1
703
+ >read line 2
704
+ >don't read like 3
705
+ maybe there are critical details in line 3 that you missed?
706
+ --- 634913945
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+ >>634913773
708
+ But that's exactly what I find fun about hollow knight, jumping on enemies and spamming dash.
709
+ --- 634914096
710
+ Trannylike is what I like more. Otherwise why all trannies on Twitch have one of these in the background?
711
+ --- 634914193
712
+ >>634913945
713
+ It's just too basic, slow, and has no sense of flow. webm related is fun because of the simple addition of allowing you to dash jump and dash wall jump
714
+ --- 634914239
715
+ >>634913890
716
+ Line 3 was just you saying it's a metroidvania though and contradicting yourself
717
+ --- 634914253
718
+ Hollow knight is by no means a *bad* game, it's just mediocre. I cannot fathom why hkfags get so worked up over a 6/10 game.
719
+ --- 634914345
720
+ >>634914193
721
+ You can do this in hollow knight.
722
+ --- 634914346
723
+ >>634914096
724
+ Because they are a group of men, mostly playing video games popular with other men.
725
+ --- 634914525
726
+ >>634914239
727
+ no, metroid games aren't metroidvanias
728
+ they are metroid games
729
+ if there is no rpg elements, its not a metroidvania
730
+
731
+ what exactly is coming from the castlevania side except the fusion of the metroid style exploration and the castlevania addition of the rpg elements?
732
+ if it was JUST about the exploration aspects, they would just be called metroidlikes or something along the line
733
+ take a look at how well most indie metroidvanias do with rpg elements vs without
734
+ hollow knight is pretty much the only exception that does well without them, and its because its appealing to a different audience while masquerading as a metroidvania, this is why a lot of people who play it can't get into other metroidvanias, because they are tricked into think it is one when its not
735
+ --- 634914576
736
+ >>634914345
737
+ No you can't. You can't even jump out of a dash in hollow knight
738
+ --- 634914635
739
+ >>634914525
740
+ >if there is no rpg elements, its not a metroidvania
741
+ That's not true at all. Did you make that up yourself?
742
+ --- 634914782
743
+ >>634914576
744
+ nta, but with the second jump you can, it's a crucial move in the pain of pain challenge and important in the white palace in general
745
+ --- 634915608
746
+ >>634914635
747
+ did u just make it up yourself that it doesn't need them?
748
+ --- 634915710
749
+ >>634915608
750
+ I'm pretty sure Metroid made it up that it doesn't need them
751
+ --- 634916068
752
+ >>634915710
753
+ metroid games are metroid games
754
+ not metroidvanias
755
+ --- 634916289
756
+ >>634903115
757
+ >>634902401
758
+ >>634903259
759
+ >>634916068
760
+
761
+ Unfathomably based and Tamoosh Arlahn pilled
762
+ --- 634916359
763
+ >>634889648
764
+ Seriously how does one gets filtered by Hollow Knight of all things?
765
+ --- 634916525
766
+ >metroidvania-fans when the game dont have triple-jump, cuadruple-dash, wall-penetration or cum retention
767
+ --- 634916538
768
+ >>634890453
769
+ Maybe other metroidvanias genuinely suck.
770
+ Once people accept Hollow Knight is best genre has to offer, they can move on to actually good genres
771
+ --- 634916587
772
+ >>634888263
773
+ I miss more attacks. You only have the normal and charged.
774
+ --- 634916780
775
+ >>634888263
776
+ >Game is bad because... uh oh it takes 50 hours
777
+ What now?
778
+ --- 634916815
779
+ >>634916538
780
+ >Once people accept Hollow Knight is best genre has to offer, they can move on to actually good genres
781
+ --- 634917039
782
+ >>634916815
783
+ Outside of being a Hollow Knight contrarian, metroids are generally mediocre.
784
+ First one is considered legend, but for todays standards its a bit too clunky and was made before combat in video games was even a thing.
785
+ I know this place is infested with delusional tendies, but in every other forum, discord, leddit, whatever the fuck they are considered just ok.
786
+ Metroidvania genre is just not worth it
787
+ --- 634917178
788
+ >>634917039
789
+ Buzzwords aren't the best way to learn a new language, anon
790
+ --- 634917773
791
+ hollow knight is on my favorite games of all time, i really don't like metroidvanias though.
792
+ i hope there are more hollow knight games and even clones
793
+ --- 634917901
794
+ >>634886369 (OP)
795
+ Why should it be named after a game?
796
+ The name Roguelike is not named after any game as there wasn't a game named "Rogue".
797
+ --- 634918069
798
+ >>634886369 (OP)
799
+ >it only came out recently, but I'm changing the name of the genre from Metroidvania to Hollowlike
800
+ >I only arrived here recently, but I'm changing the name of the place from Palestine to Israel
801
+ Hollow Knight tards are Jewlike
802
+ --- 634918220
803
+ >>634917039
804
+ >First one is considered legend
805
+ Literally no one says that about the first Metroid, you retard.
806
+ And combat isn't the point of Metroidvanias.
807
+ If you don't like the genre, just fuck off.
808
+ --- 634918239
809
+ Hollow knight trannies being obnoxious again, you will never be a real Metroidvania or a real woman tbqh!
810
+ --- 634918418
811
+ >>634918069
812
+ >>634917039
813
+ >>634916815
814
+ >>634916538
815
+ >>634916525
816
+ >>634914253
817
+ >>634914096
818
+ >>634913945
819
+ >>634913773
820
+ >>634913430
821
+ >>634913314
822
+ >>634899902
823
+ >>634897158
824
+ >>634888263
825
+ >>634886469
826
+ >>634886369 (OP)
827
+ I hate how you dumb retards have to keep flooding this board with false flagging shit just to get attention, you dumb gorilla sois
828
+ I am now going to spam deltarune posts to flood this thread into the ground and no one can stop me, because this is nothing more than a false flag against metroidfags and hollowfags
829
+ --- 634918478
830
+ >>634918418
831
+ No, Hollowtards are genuinely annoying.
832
+ This is what they were like on /vg/'s /mvg/.
833
+ --- 634918579
834
+ >>634918478
835
+ Don't care falseflagnog, this thread is being flooded
836
+ --- 634918593
837
+ >>634917901
838
+ >The name Roguelike is not named after any game as there wasn't a game named "Rogue"
839
+ huh?
840
+ --- 634918597
841
+ >>634918418
842
+ >deltarune
843
+ I didn't know what this game was before, and would always misread it as "delatrune", like de-la-troon.
844
+ --- 634918665
845
+ >>634918597
846
+ It works best in passing off /v/ since it's popular
847
+ Same with pizza tower
848
+ --- 634918732
849
+ >>634918579
850
+ >falseflagnog
851
+ Delusional retard.
852
+ You'll be doing this on every thread that mentions HK, because this is what they do every time.
853
+ They're like One Piece/JoJo fans, or Ronaldo/Messi fans.
854
+ --- 634918809
855
+ >>634918732
856
+ T. Delusional falseflagnog that keeps trying to act like a metroidfag or hollowfag
857
+ --- 634919046
858
+ spamming/flooding
859
+ --- 634919134
860
+ >>634919046
861
+ Yes
862
+ To get rid of a shit falseflag flame war thread
863
+ --- 634919579
864
+ Love how the shitposters won't even defend their shit thread cause they know they can't do shit
865
+ --- 634920274
866
+ Keep going bro, you are almost there, also thanks for all the bumps and keeping this thread alive.
867
+ --- 634920395
868
+ hollow knight is one of the worst games ive played in the last 5 years
869
+ --- 634920442
870
+ >>634920395
871
+ Yet it's the best game the genre has to offer, what does that say about metroid?
872
+ --- 634920502
873
+ >>634920274
874
+ You're welcome, though to be fair this thread is dead now.
875
+ Hope you all enjoy Blasphemous 2 coming out in the future
876
+ --- 634920785
877
+ >>634920442
878
+ >it's the best game the genre has to offer
879
+ this is untrue
880
+ --- 634920915
881
+ >no other theme can compete
882
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZeGC7e9M_w [Embed]
883
+ --- 634921065
884
+ >>634918069
885
+ >We enter the point where anon talks about the jews again
886
+ --- 634921264
887
+ >>634916359
888
+ Primarily? Boredom. I filter out boring games, and HK fits the bill 100%.
889
+ --- 634921391
890
+ >>634889648
891
+ unfathomably based
892
+ --- 634921485
893
+ >>634920785
894
+ >>634920442
895
+ >>634920395
896
+ Very organic posts
897
+ --- 634921547
898
+ >>634921468
899
+ But that general doesn't exist?
900
+ Why do you let this live lime a tranny in your head?
901
+ --- 634921603
902
+ >>634918478
903
+ What happened to that general anyway? Drowned out by all the gachas?
904
+ --- 634921625
905
+ >>634921485
906
+ what?
907
+ --- 634921725
908
+ >>634918478
909
+ /mvg/ anon here
910
+ No, they posted to keep the general alive
911
+ But metroidvanias don't belong on /vg/ with the constant gacha posting
912
+ --- 634921864
913
+ >>634921603
914
+ See
915
+ >>634921725
916
+ No interest was made. Despite metroidfags and hollowfags trying to keep it up, without any dedicated autists like pizza tower, utg, mmg or sthg it died off
917
+ --- 634922065
918
+ >>634921725
919
+ It did come back up though
920
+ as multi-verses general
921
+ it's also dead
922
+ --- 634922343
923
+ >game doesn't take after castlevania at all, just metroid
924
+ >people still call it a metroidvania
925
+ Why do people do this?
926
+ --- 634922583
927
+ >>634922343
928
+ >genre pioneered by metroid and castlevania
929
+ >this means it has to be like both at the same time
930
+ why do autists think this?
931
+ --- 634922594
932
+ >>634922343
933
+ Vanity
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+ -----
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+ --- 634888340
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+ Who should I choose?
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+ --- 634888485
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+ Venus
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+ --- 634888560
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+ all of them
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+ --- 634888657
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
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+ Venus is the best girl, but Usagi objectively has the most sex appeal
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+ --- 634889002
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+ >>634888657
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+ Usagi is flat-chested, overweight, and a crybaby.
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+ --- 634889304
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+ Fuck Venus
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+ Marry Mercury
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+ Kill Mars
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+ --- 634889387
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+ >>634889002
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+ ZAMN
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+ --- 634889429
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+ Ami.
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+ Which game is this one, the beat em up?
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+ --- 634889521
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+ of the 5? Usagi, easily.
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+
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+ i will take Haruka if we include all 10
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+ --- 634889548
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+ >>634889429
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+ its the beat em up based on R
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+ --- 634889568
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+ >>634889304
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+ Fuck the black cat, kill the white cat, marry the gray cat.
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+ --- 634889596
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
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+ my Kino waifu
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+ --- 634889680
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
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+ sporty spice
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+ --- 634889840
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+ >>634889521
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+ >spoiler
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+ mah nigga.
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+ --- 634890006
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+ Is there ever going to be a game that uses the full cast, including Tuxedo Mask? Dude deserves to be playable in something, even though he is so fucking useless, I cant believe the series penultimate battle had an evil Mamoru and evil Sailor Senshis battle Usagi and he just stood there watching and when it was clear they were going to lose he just ran away
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+ --- 634890147
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+ English intro is better than the Japanese one just because of the sailor roll call
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+ --- 634890335
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
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+ What Sailor Moon games that are worth playing? I've been told to play the Super Famicom/SNES one
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+ --- 634890418
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+ >>634890335
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+ Dont play another story its shit
54
+ --- 634890479
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+ >>634890335
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+ I played the two sfc beatemups with my imouto, fun times
57
+ --- 634890513
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+ >>634890335
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+ the beat em ups are fun even if they get stupid hard on the final levels
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+ the only puzzle game i liked was kondo wa puzzle de oshioki yo
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+ i sort of liked the gb games too
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+ --- 634890592
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+ >>634890513
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+ oh and the Sailor Moon S fighter on SNES is fun even if dumb broken
65
+ --- 634890690
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+ >>634890335
67
+ Play the arcade beat em ups, the fighting games are fun if you like fighters and much better then a lot of the trash fighters from that era, and Another Story has a good story but the gameplay is lacking compared to other SNES JRPGs so really only play it if you love the series itself. The best part of Another Story is its formation system but honestly it's not as deep as it could be. Also the puzzle games are alright but not must plays. I wish we'd get a modern action game. I think there's a lot of variety in the main cast that could translate well to a video game.
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+ --- 634890792
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+ >>634890147
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+ Some of the english voices were actually ok. Shame about the viz dub it misses alot of the intense emotion present in the japanese version.
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+ --- 634890997
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+ >>634890335
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+ I played the Genesis one a lot growing up.
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+ --- 634891016
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+ >>634889304
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+ My Fucking god look at those disgusting washed out colors.
77
+ Modern anime is a mistake.
78
+ --- 634891163
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+ >>634890335
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+ The arcade beat em up, it's hard as balls but satisfying to get good at and has amazing visuals. The music is polarizing but I like it
81
+ --- 634891225
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+ https://youtu.be/nZYlGaRbroE [Embed]
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+ --- 634891232
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+ >>634890792
85
+ I really think the 90s dub cast was all really well cast for their characters, they were just given edited scripts. Scripts that are still fun and watchable even if they're downgrades The Viz dub is okay. The scripts are faithful, most of the cast does a decent job but there's no reason to watch it over the Japanese version. Though I like putting it on as background noise while I clean or do things around the house sometimes. I think it's one of the only 100% consistent voice cast among all regions which is kind of interesting.
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+ --- 634891359
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
88
+ Those black dog doujins were god-tier, ngl.
89
+ --- 634891381
90
+ >>634888340 (OP)
91
+ Sailor /v/nus
92
+ --- 634891391
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
94
+ They are children anon
95
+ --- 634891419
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+ >>634891232
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+ https://youtu.be/f4zUyKnRVHA [Embed]
98
+ this one is even funnier because it looks like she snapped his neck instead of strangling him like in the original.
99
+ --- 634891424
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+ >>634891359
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+ Yeah, but where can a fella get a nice vanilla sailor moon doujin that doesn't involve rape?
102
+ --- 634891465
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+ >>634891232
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+ The main problem I have with the Viz dub is some of the 40 year old women doing the voices don't even try to sound like anything other than 40 year old women.
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+ --- 634891515
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
107
+ Venus is the best and it isn't even close.
108
+ --- 634891530
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+ >>634891391
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+ ...out of 10!
111
+
112
+ >>634891424
113
+ Mizuryu Kei didn't write any rape, unless you count those poor boys' innocence.
114
+ --- 634891637
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
116
+ Threesomes with Uranus and Neptune
117
+ --- 634891669
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+ >>634891419
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+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqsE1ZoHFsw [Embed]
120
+ --- 634891776
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+ >>634891232
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+ Yeah its too bad the amount of editing that went on in the original dub. That final battle with queen beryl was pretty epic though in the dub version
123
+
124
+ https://youtu.be/h8TWC2pNiuc [Embed]
125
+ --- 634891860
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+ >>634890006
127
+ I don't know why people single him out as being useless. I've watched up to the end of R recently and he's actually saved Usagi plenty of times. The other senshi are absolutely useless.
128
+ --- 634892018
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+ Rei but I'd choose any of the girl monsters over them.
130
+ --- 634892417
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+ >>634891860
132
+ I cant think of a single battle hes won on his own in the anime.
133
+ --- 634893496
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+ >>634891860
135
+ In the manga and Crystal he is useless in the first season, gains a kamehameha in the second one, is useless in the third, becomes useful once in the fourth and becomes immediatly useless in the fifth.
136
+ Consider that it is only in the anime that he has his rose based powers and attacks and his staff that he can use as a sword sometimes. He doesnt fight at all in the manga until he gets his kamehameha and even then the story makes it sure to sideline him as much as possible. You could argue that in the first season of the anime he is stronger and better than the senshis and in the second and third he is their equal, but after that they are much stronger than him.
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+ --- 634893620
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+ Just have an orgy with all of them. You aren't a faggot right?
139
+ --- 634893774
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+ >>634893496
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+ Does he have supernatural strength? What exactly are his abilities combat wise? Besides throwing exploding roses
142
+ --- 634893958
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+ >>634888485
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+ FPBP
145
+ --- 634894043
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+ >>634889548
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+ I remember playing this one, it was based on S1.
148
+ --- 634894137
149
+ >>634893774
150
+ Like I said, he only has his roses in the anime, in the manga and Crystal he does absolutely nothing until he gets his kamehameha and part of the reason he got that in the first place was angst that he was completely useless to the team and couldnt help in any way. And then he serves more as inspiration to Usagi and his love for her powers her abilities.
151
+ Also his life is tied to the Earth's life(as he is essentially a male Sailor Earth), which doesnt mean much other than he can "feel" when bad shit is going down in it and when the planet starts he does too, so it's more of a weakness than anything.
152
+ --- 634895640
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+ >>634894137
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+ Ok
155
+ --- 634895947
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
157
+ isn't there a code in this where their shoes go away?
158
+ --- 634896168
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+ >>634895947
160
+ First I heard of this, what the fuck.
161
+ --- 634896327
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+ >>634895947
163
+ https://tcrf.net/Bishoujo_Senshi_Sailor_Moon_(SNES)
164
+ woah
165
+ --- 634897494
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+ >>634892417
167
+ It doesn't matter if he wins fights on his own. Usagi would have died plenty of times if he didn't show up at the right moment. Half the time the other senshi aren't even needed and when the time to fight the stronger people in the evil organization comes they fold like cards immediately.
168
+ --- 634898480
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
170
+ Jupiter to get more stupider.
171
+ --- 634899270
172
+ >Creator kills almost everyone off, most of them in stupid ways because she just wants to be done with the manga
173
+ >Brings them back in even dumber ways once she is convinced to finish SM properly
174
+ Oof
175
+ --- 634899331
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+ REI ALL DAY
177
+ --- 634899368
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
179
+ Anyone but Ami because I'm choosing Ami.
180
+ --- 634899432
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
182
+ I want to rape every single one of them.
183
+ --- 634899616
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
185
+ It's too bad there are no playable male characters so I could beat up all females.
186
+ --- 634899673
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+ >Mercury was my least favorite as a kid because she had short hair
188
+ >but I also developed a secret crush on her during that time
189
+ I don't know how the fuck that happened.
190
+ --- 634899716
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+ >>634889840
192
+ >curing the dyke
193
+ You are a man on integrity just like me
194
+ --- 634899823
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+ >>634896327
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+ ho lee shit. It's time to coom.
197
+ --- 634899871
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+ >>634896327
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+ >>634895947
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+ obscenely based
201
+ --- 634899939
202
+ They're all only good for ryona.
203
+ --- 634899951
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
205
+ Sailor Moon is overrated and peaks at S. Then it nose dives after it. Super Star is fucking garbage. Usagi becoming Sailor Jesus, Chibi Usa being forced and all the others being useless just killed the show.
206
+ --- 634900002
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+ >>634899939
208
+ >>634899616
209
+ Still seething because that girl refused you?
210
+ --- 634900048
211
+ >>634900002
212
+ No, I'm just a ryonachad.
213
+ --- 634900338
214
+ >>634899951
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+ they're hot though
216
+ --- 634900380
217
+ >>634896327
218
+ Mein Gott
219
+ --- 634900391
220
+ >>634900048
221
+ >n-no I totally have no reason at all to hate woman
222
+ >I..I like to beat fragile people. I'm such a chad s-see??
223
+ --- 634900417
224
+ Lmao, tranny went into a full-on seething mode.
225
+ --- 634900426
226
+ >>634899368
227
+ --- 634900468
228
+ >>634888340 (OP)
229
+ Punch in the cheat code and play as the S tier boss character.
230
+ --- 634901365
231
+ >>634900380
232
+ --- 634901573
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+ >>634891016
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+ You say this like the 90's show in its only watchable form is any better.
235
+ --- 634901996
236
+ >>634888340 (OP)
237
+ Saturn > Mercury > Mars > Neptune > Venus > Pluto > Saturn > Uranus > POWER GAP > Sailor Moon > POWER GAP > Chibi Moon
238
+ --- 634902075
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
240
+ Makoto was my childhood waifu. Then I wanted Rei to step on me. Now I'm really fond of Usagi. I would all of them but for some reason Minako and Ami never really clicked for me. They were good characters but I was never interested in them.
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+ --- 634902135
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+ >>634901365
243
+ More fresh OC. I don't feel like doing the other girls.
244
+ --- 634902318
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+ >>634890006
246
+ He's not great in a 1v1, though he can stand his ground for a bit.
247
+ But he always comes in clutch with his rose throws.
248
+ --- 634902383
249
+ >>634900468
250
+ Galaxia has such a cool design
251
+ --- 634902456
252
+ >>634890335
253
+ If anyone ever cracks Moon Drops to play without a server, it's fun.
254
+ --- 634902496
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+ >>634888485
256
+ >>634893958
257
+ Venus rhymes with penis
258
+ --- 634902636
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+ Minako is a SLUUUUUUUUT
260
+ --- 634902678
261
+ >>634902496
262
+ Yes, my penis
263
+ >>634902636
264
+ You shut your whore mouth!
265
+ --- 634902762
266
+ >>634900002
267
+ All girls are into ryona. Most shit written by women have men man-handling them are beating them.
268
+ --- 634902804
269
+ >>634902762
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+ wtf, I love women now.
271
+ --- 634902869
272
+ >>634888340 (OP)
273
+ Mars or Mercury duh
274
+ --- 634902885
275
+ >>634902636
276
+ t. Makoto "muh sempai" Kino
277
+ --- 634902902
278
+ >>634888340 (OP)
279
+ Venus
280
+ --- 634902946
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+ >>634889680
282
+ >I first read this as Sporty Prince
283
+ Am I dyslexic????
284
+ --- 634903010
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+ remember to take breaks from 4chan
286
+ --- 634903298
287
+ >>634902496
288
+ I like the way she shouts it sounds like SAILOR BENUS
289
+ --- 634903352
290
+ >>634899616
291
+ Based ryonaCHAD
292
+ --- 634903652
293
+ >>634889304
294
+ Fuck Mars
295
+ Marry Jupiter
296
+ Kill Moon
297
+ --- 634903728
298
+ >>634893774
299
+ >What exactly are his abilities combat wise?
300
+ He's pretty handy with the cane that only shows up sporadically, he's a decent fencer with it.
301
+ He can throw his roses like a champion dart thrower.
302
+ And in one of the movies, and the Manga/Crystal, he has "Tuxedo La Smoking Bomber", an energy attack where he rains stars down from his spread open coat.
303
+ I imagine if he actually had his Shittenou backing him up, they'd be fairly strong.
304
+ --- 634903830
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
306
+ Jupiter my beloved.
307
+ --- 634903895
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
309
+ Saturn
310
+ --- 634904257
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+ Where pink?
312
+ --- 634906219
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+ >>634904257
314
+ here
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+ --- 634906420
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+ >>634901573
317
+ it is
318
+ --- 634906626
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+ >>634901573
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+ Yes.
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+ --- 634906763
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+ >>634906420
323
+ Nope, this looks like shit too. Not the show's fault though.
324
+
325
+ >>634906626
326
+ >BD has objectively less detail than DVDs
327
+ Almost impressive really.
328
+ --- 634906815
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
330
+ Sisters of battle
331
+ --- 634907565
332
+ >>634888340 (OP)
333
+ Ami's high kicks were a miracle.
334
+ --- 634907681
335
+ >>634900426
336
+ >She legitimately thought she was allergic to love letters
337
+ She's so pure, it hurts.
338
+ --- 634907886
339
+ >>634888340 (OP)
340
+ JUPITER!
341
+ >>634901365
342
+ much appreciated
343
+ --- 634907904
344
+ >>634899951
345
+ >Super Star is fucking garbage
346
+ Super S is underrated as fuck and does SoL right. It's much stronger than the reputation it has and if anything is the 'least immature' out of all the seasons, even if too many people don't appreciate that.
347
+ Stars is definitely overrated in the west though due to its reputation as the "forbidden epic final season".
348
+ --- 634907940
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+ i will fuck fat middleage usagi and you cannot stop me
350
+ --- 634907968
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+ >>634902135
352
+ If I had Mercury, I wouldn't either.
353
+ --- 634908029
354
+ >>634907940
355
+ --- 634908217
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+ I've had a boner over Jupiter since 1996, my first and only waifu.
357
+ --- 634908390
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
359
+ If you play this on zsnes you can take off their clothing by pressing numbers. Some can be completely naked even. no nipples though
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+ --- 634908489
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
362
+ This is the only answer
363
+ --- 634908674
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+ >>634907904
365
+ SuperS is my personal favorite season, but I'm willing to concede that S is better.
366
+ It has everything that Stars lacks.
367
+ >Haruka and Michiru, who are great when they're not trying to fuck over the Inners, and even Pluto occasionally.
368
+ >Chibi-Usa, now less annoying and more useful.
369
+ >Hotaru, perfect from the moment you meet her and only gets better
370
+ >Plenty of sidecast
371
+ >Prof. Tomoe being a perfect balance of comedic and menacing
372
+ It's only real weakness was spending half the series with Mimette. I can't even remember what the Witches after her are like.
373
+ Stars told a decent story, and while Taiki and Yaten are even bigger cunts than the dykes, Seiya was great and his romance with Usagi almost makes me root for him.
374
+ --- 634908778
375
+ >>634908489
376
+ What is it with Naoko and making preteens even more stacked than High school girls?
377
+ And why did none of it extend to Chibi-Usa?
378
+ --- 634908992
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+ >>634888340 (OP)
380
+ Mars because she was the one I wanted to fuck the most
381
+ --- 634909000
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+ Straight healthy high test men: Usagi
383
+
384
+ Menhera, mommy gf, asian fetishists, low test men: Anyone else
385
+ --- 634909045
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+ >>634889680
387
+ >dolce gabbana
388
+ What a whore
389
+ --- 634909148
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+ >>634909085
391
+ --- 634909194
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+ >>634909148
393
+ --- 634909391
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+ >ywn be as based as Darien
395
+ >ywn be a college guy hanging around middle school girls and even dating one of them and everyone around you goes yeah nice
396
+ what a based lad
397
+ --- 634909567
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+ >>634909045
399
+ thats not the logo jew
400
+ --- 634909597
401
+ >>634888485
402
+ FPBP
403
+ --- 634909605
404
+ serena
405
+ darien
406
+ amy
407
+ raye
408
+ lita
409
+ mina
410
+ rini
411
+ --- 634909716
412
+ >>634909567
413
+ >fake dolce gabbana
414
+ Cheap whore
415
+ --- 634909884
416
+ I wish I had saved more clips from Sailor Moon Says to make into webms. That channel had all the best ones. Susan is such a kike whore. I'm sure Ramaj Pooneet Poo Poo will be even worse though
417
+ --- 634909926
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+ >>634909605
419
+ Based. This is a meatball head board only.
420
+ --- 634909986
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+ >>634889002
422
+ Also canonically farts
423
+ --- 634910061
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+ >>634909926
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+ someone get raye's talents in my face
426
+ --- 634910196
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+ >>634909716
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+ thats hot though
429
+ --- 634910895
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+ I wanna FUCK all the Sailors! I wanna FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED TO NUT SO BAD ON THEIR THIGHS OH MY GOOOODDDDDDDD
431
+ --- 634910983
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+ >>634910895
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+ >I wanna FUCK all the Sailors!
434
+ Join the navy
435
+ --- 634911039
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+ Is there an edit of Sailor Moon that removes all the scenes of the sailors lusting for other men?
437
+ --- 634911126
438
+ >>634911039
439
+ Silly anon, them being thirsty teenagers is what makes it good
440
+ --- 634911295
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+ >>634911039
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+ >watching it again
443
+ >completely forgot how completely horny they're written constantly wanting to fuck guys twice their age every other episode
444
+ A more civilized time.
445
+ --- 634911338
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+ >>634911039
447
+ Thats like 80% of the show tho
448
+ --- 634911404
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+ >>634911338
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+ is there a sentence in existence that can make you harder than that bros?
451
+ --- 634911594
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+ >>634908674
453
+ S is absolutely my favorite, it's just that Super S gets so much shit for not being what people were expecting that they miss all of its good qualities. Like, just the fact that Sailor Moon *isn't* the protagonist of it is honestly so refreshing in its own way.
454
+ --- 634911730
455
+ >>634911338
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+ That episode where Minako two-times Tiger's Eye and Hawk's Eye is her finest moment.
457
+ --- 634911770
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+ >>634911730
459
+ why is she so horny?
460
+ --- 634911858
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+ >>634911594
462
+ >Like, just the fact that Sailor Moon *isn't* the protagonist of it is honestly so refreshing in its own way.
463
+ I wouldn't have minded this if it wasn't Chibiusa who took the spotlight, while making her as insufferable as she was in R. And then her entire story is just secretly falling in love with a unicorn.
464
+ --- 634911908
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+ >Mom's pie
466
+ --- 634911916
467
+ >>634911770
468
+ She white
469
+ --- 634911932
470
+ >>634908992
471
+ i'm pretty sure her and sabrina are responsible for my fetish for long dark hair
472
+ --- 634911971
473
+ As someone with zero exposure to Sailor Moon, what is the plot of it? They fight monsters and shit?
474
+ --- 634911976
475
+ >>634911770
476
+ Women.
477
+ --- 634912016
478
+ >>634911908
479
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRJkhVFfBYs [Embed]
480
+ I'm still mad that Sailor Moon Says got taken down. Fuck whoever's responsible for that.
481
+ --- 634912030
482
+ Out of all the girls which one is the gayest without going full Amara? My vote is Amy, she loves looking up other girls skirts and enjoying the view a little too much
483
+ --- 634912125
484
+ >>634889680
485
+ best girl
486
+ --- 634912184
487
+ >>634911971
488
+ They are teenage girls desperately trying to fuck men twice their age
489
+ Also sometimes there are monsters
490
+ --- 634912338
491
+ >>634911971
492
+ Imagine half a dozen really sexy teenage girls. They spend all their time shopping with their moms credit card, cutting class, loiter at malls and restaurants and try to make each other jealous by trying to get all the men around them in prison for statutory rape. Then in the last 5 minutes of most episodes they also remember they have magical powers and defeat some monster of the week that had almost no relevance to anything.
493
+ --- 634912367
494
+ >>634911971
495
+ This girl finds this cat one day and is given magic powers to stop the evil soldiers of the Negaverse from taking over the world. Along the way she meets all the other girls who awaken into Sailor Scouts themselves and fight the bad guys. It's very monster of the week with a lot of lazy animation, but all the girls are very endearing teenagers and there's a lot of charm and SOVL to the show.
496
+ I originally avoided the show when it first aired because that's gay shit for girls until I was told in high school by my friends that you've gotta be gay not to watch the show, plus look at their legs. So as an adult I started to watch it as a joke and quickly realised just how much fun the show is. Do watch it.
497
+
498
+ >>634912016
499
+ There's an archive channel that reuploaded almost all the old clips. Damn shame though.
500
+ https://www.youtube.com/@sailormoonsaysarchive3521
501
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvv-082PTWA [Embed]
502
+ --- 634912462
503
+ Wtf, i watched Shaman King in childhood instead
504
+ I will watch Sailor Moon now
505
+ --- 634912624
506
+ >>634901365
507
+ >Eyecatch from the first season
508
+
509
+ Holy soul.
510
+ --- 634913046
511
+ >>634912184
512
+ >>634912338
513
+ >>634912367
514
+
515
+ Neat. Will check out one day. I dunno why teenage me didn't feel averse to CCS but felt averse to Sailor Moon. I guess the reputation of it being "anime for girls" was too strong.
516
+ --- 634913505
517
+ >>634888340 (OP)
518
+ >>Makoto - tomboy, pony tail, tall, fit, big boobs, onee-san vibe
519
+ >>Rei - ojou, tsundere, prude
520
+ >>Ami - meganekko, girl-next-door
521
+ >>Minako - trendy, genki
522
+
523
+ Why is Usagi so bland?
524
+ --- 634913592
525
+ >>634889840
526
+ tousle the hair
527
+ --- 634913647
528
+ Mars
529
+ --- 634913779
530
+ >>634912338
531
+ Like most people, you are really downplaying how good the series' actual ongoing plotlines and general developments are, as that's honestly one of the biggest things that puts it above so much other anime.
532
+
533
+ The way that it actually follows the individual lives of its characters as they age and grow through to high school, yet at the same time also has all this drama relating to political feuds from ancient kingdoms that they descend from blowing up and entangling everything is honestly uniquely compelling, there isn't anything else like it except for the W.I.T.C.H. comic.
534
+ --- 634914735
535
+ >>634913779
536
+ --- 634915158
537
+ >>634913505
538
+ Usagi is THE genki airhead.
539
+ --- 634915278
540
+ >>634911971
541
+ I know what you're looking for.
542
+ They don't fight really. Watch Precure or Nanoha for actual magical girls fighting.
543
+ --- 634915702
544
+ >>634893958 >>634896168
545
+ >>634909926 >>634911858
546
+ What is this wonderful place? Where Anime girls can have silly, funny expressions? I want to go there!
547
+ --- 634916976
548
+ QUICK POST THAT CAT WEBM
549
+ --- 634918098
550
+ >>634908992
551
+ >>634911932
552
+ based
553
+ --- 634918435
554
+ Venus is a whore
555
+ Mars is a man-hating bitch
556
+ Mercury is a stuffy nerd
557
+ Uranus and Neptune are muff divers
558
+ Pluto is too old
559
+ Chibimoon is too young
560
+ Moon has a man
561
+
562
+ That leaves Saturn and Jupiter who are both best girls. My logic is infallible.
563
+ --- 634918537
564
+ >>634918435
565
+ I will not let homosexuals besmirch the name of Ami Mizuno!
566
+ --- 634918554
567
+ >>634918435
568
+ The art's really nice. Where's it from?
569
+ --- 634918598
570
+ >>634918554
571
+ I honestly don't remember.
572
+ --- 634918702
573
+ >>634916976
574
+ --- 634918948
575
+ >>634890335
576
+ Another Story for an ambitious, albeit flawed, JRPG
577
+ --- 634918986
578
+ I love Ami so much, it's unreal.
579
+ --- 634919206
580
+ >>634907940
581
+ >>634908029
582
+ sauce will be required.
583
+ --- 634919382
584
+ >>634919206
585
+ https://exhentai.org/g/531981/ab173e9fc2/
586
+ --- 634919465
587
+ >>634891225
588
+ >Pluto
589
+ >not a planet anymore
590
+ w-whats gonna happen to her bros?
591
+ --- 634919471
592
+ >>634919382
593
+ Bless you, fren.
594
+ --- 634919667
595
+ >>634919465
596
+ Is the Moon a fucking planet?
597
+ --- 634919872
598
+ >>634919667
599
+ I already know the answer to that question, but why don't you answer first so that I know that you know?
600
+ --- 634919987
601
+ >>634889521
602
+ >>634889840
603
+ How do you do, fellow patricians
604
+ --- 634920091
605
+ Why were there no more Sailor Moon games released past the 90s?
606
+ Even with the shitty Crystal remake they still didn't make any more high profile games.
607
+ --- 634920098
608
+ >>634915278
609
+
610
+ I have already consumed Nahona thoroughly.
611
+ --- 634920380
612
+ This IP is so popular there has to be several kino hentai movies... It would be absurd for there not to be.
613
+
614
+ Soon enough AI will make an unending stream of on-demand romance erotica.
615
+ --- 634920663
616
+ >>634919667
617
+ the moon isn't... but Moon is
618
+ because she's fat hahahaha
619
+ --- 634920684
620
+ >>634902762
621
+ Proof?
622
+ --- 634920734
623
+ >>634919465
624
+ funny because planet is such an inconsistent term anyway
625
+ --- 634920738
626
+ >>634902902
627
+ Sailor Moon would be 3x better if the girls actually fought like this.
628
+ --- 634920786
629
+ >>634920738
630
+ just watch precure or symphogear then.
631
+ --- 634920895
632
+ >>634889840
633
+ Based. There's just something about her being an actual lesbian that turns me on. She's like a special trophy. Any man that can conquer her and make her go back straight is a true alpha chad.
634
+ --- 634920898
635
+ >>634920786
636
+ that transformation scene is so over the top god damn. unwatchable
637
+ --- 634920937
638
+ >>634907940
639
+ >>634908029
640
+ >Self inserters self insert into ugly, obese characters
641
+ They really like to feel represented
642
+ --- 634920961
643
+ >>634890690
644
+ >I wish we'd get a modern action game. I think there's a lot of variety in the main cast that could translate well to a video game.
645
+
646
+ Hell, I'd be fine with a modern sequel to the beat-em-ups. Just give it the Streets of Rage 4 treatment by having a rogue-lite endgame.
647
+ --- 634920964
648
+ >>634888340 (OP)
649
+ I only ever fapped to Mercury or Moon.
650
+ --- 634921001
651
+ >>634908489
652
+ THERE IS LITERALLY LITTLE TO NONE PORN ABOUT THEM AND THE BLUE IS THE HOTTEST ONE THIS ISN'T FAIR AAAAAA
653
+ --- 634921031
654
+ >>634891225
655
+ This 11 seconds of animation in that YouTube video is better than anything in Chainsaw Man...lol.
656
+ --- 634921049
657
+ >>634918702
658
+ --- 634921056
659
+ I've met Usagi's seiyuu but I hadn't seen either sailor moon or evangelion at the time
660
+ I wish I could've appreciated it more
661
+ --- 634921080
662
+ >>634919465
663
+ Sailor Pluto exists so Pluto is clearly a planet.
664
+ --- 634921178
665
+ >>634911039
666
+ Kek kill yourself, yuricuck.
667
+ --- 634921259
668
+ >>634913505
669
+ She's pretty much the prototype for the modern "average jane" genki girl protagonist. She's not supposed to have outstanding qualities. She's supposed to be the self-insert or the most relatable girl to the average viewer.
670
+ --- 634921271
671
+ >>634920786
672
+ I will never watch Symphogear, if only because so many faggots on Animebytes love it.
673
+ --- 634921345
674
+ >>634912462
675
+ Favorite Shaman King girl? You better say Marion.
676
+ --- 634921458
677
+ >>634920898
678
+ What a fucking faggot
679
+ --- 634921473
680
+ >>634918435
681
+ Sailor Moon is in Japan, not modern USA. Shut the fuck up.
682
+ --- 634921665
683
+ >>634889840
684
+ >>634919987
685
+ --- 634921687
686
+ Mars, my love.
687
+ --- 634921719
688
+ >>634919987
689
+ ... Griffith?
690
+ --- 634921862
691
+ >>634911039
692
+ Would that count for Haruka's introductory chapter where they think she is a man?
693
+ --- 634921884
694
+ >>634918702
695
+ what the fuck is this
696
+ --- 634921897
697
+ >>634888485
698
+ based
699
+ --- 634921910
700
+ Season finale was a fucking mistake.
701
+ >Seething director cuck envious of Tuxedo Mask removed him from the show
702
+ >Transformed the Sailor Stars into trannies
703
+ >They literally act like Uranus and Neptune
704
+ >The other characters gets absolutely side lined
705
+ >Ussgi only needs to one shot every villain of the episode with her special move
706
+ >Again another "Sailor Jesus" shit from Usagi where she does a miracle and saves the day pacifist mode
707
+ It's so fucking shit it hurts! They clearly were not giving a shit anymore.
708
+ --- 634921938
709
+ >LGBTranime
710
+ --- 634922515
711
+ >>634921910
712
+ >>Seething director cuck envious of Tuxedo Mask removed him from the show
713
+ Same thing happened in the manga though that one it was clear what happened while the anime just showed the plane lightning up
714
+ >>Transformed the Sailor Stars into trannies
715
+ Dont really understand what the difference is from the manga, they are wearing disguises in both.
716
+ >>They literally act like Uranus and Neptune
717
+ True, but at least they gave it some semblance of a personality to each one, Star Maker and Star Healer dont have any personalities iirc, they are just there to accompany Star Fighter
718
+ >The other characters gets absolutely side lined
719
+ Yep :/
720
+ >>Ussgi only needs to one shot every villain of the episode with her special move
721
+ Isnt this true of the whole series? Isnt every fight just "let's fight the villain for 5 minutes until Usagi does the finishing move she could have done from the start"?
722
+ >>Again another "Sailor Jesus" shit from Usagi where she does a miracle and saves the day pacifist mode
723
+ Unlike the manga where she suddenly is on par with Sailor Galaxia and then stronger for no reason by the end of it?
724
+ My biggest gripe with the anime's fifth season is Chibichibi, is like every other season where they need to get the "important object"(Silver Crystal, Future Silver Crystal, Holy Grail, Golden Crystal) but instead of getting it by the midpoint or just in the end, they already have it from the get go and no one does anything other than say "she must be special, huh" but no one really tries to get some information out of her.
725
+ --- 634922739
726
+ >>634922515
727
+ >Dont really understand what the difference is from the manga, they are wearing disguises in both.
728
+ Stopped reading right here. Kill yourself you amerilard golem.
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634890475
3
+ why does every asian game look like japanese anime regardless of whether it came from china, korea, SEA or anywhere else within that area?
4
+ --- 634890547
5
+ It's really easy to tell if something was drawn by a Korean.
6
+ --- 634890603
7
+ >>634890547
8
+ This. Korean digital art is incredibly recognizable.
9
+ --- 634890640
10
+ >>634890475 (OP)
11
+ --- 634890739
12
+ >>634890475 (OP)
13
+ Seductive toes.
14
+ --- 634890797
15
+ >>634890475 (OP)
16
+ Anyone else finds it funny how Lana's mom has so many doujins but yet she doesn't even have a real name.
17
+ --- 634890918
18
+ lickable ankles
19
+ --- 634891051
20
+ >>634890475 (OP)
21
+ Koreans and Chinese have no originality. They're all soulless mass-producers.
22
+ --- 634891063
23
+ feet?
24
+ --- 634891125
25
+ OK BUT
26
+ THE NAVEL
27
+ --- 634891516
28
+ >>634891464
29
+ too dark
30
+ --- 634891616
31
+ >>634890797
32
+ She has a name, Mai Waifu.
33
+ --- 634891629
34
+ >>634891051
35
+ this
36
+ >generic kpoop
37
+ >chinese bootlegs and gachas
38
+ Although Japan has its own soulless mass-production gacha industry as well, unfortunately
39
+
40
+ But you don't see Korea or China making something like Bloodborne or Elden Ring. Resident Evil 4, and so on...
41
+ --- 634891632
42
+ >>634891516
43
+ better?
44
+ --- 634892061
45
+ >>634891632
46
+ whew
47
+ --- 634892070
48
+ >>634890475 (OP)
49
+ surien ashikoki
50
+ --- 634893905
51
+ >>634891629
52
+ the entire point of anime was to be easily mass produced
53
+ --- 634894298
54
+ I heard she caught a Kyogre once.
55
+ --- 634894665
56
+ >>634890475 (OP)
57
+ that's what transfers wealth from the west, so they're doing it
58
+ --- 634895069
59
+ >>634894298
60
+ i hear her name backwards was
61
+ --- 634895205
62
+ >>634891464
63
+ I don't know what it is about her face that reminds me of other characters.
64
+ They're not even related personality wise but they just exude the same form of elegance and formality that does things to my almonds, like C.C., Kurisu, Lucy from Edgerunners, Makima, Senjougahara, Ariane from Signalis, Raiden Ei, etc.
65
+
66
+ Is it the eyelashes? The way the eyes are positioned? The proportions? Some artfag needs to help me here on why my brain catches this sort of thing as a specific archetype.
67
+ --- 634896023
68
+ >>634890797
69
+ she was never meant to be an actual character
70
+ --- 634896386
71
+ >>634890475 (OP)
72
+ because asians like cute things
73
+ unlike the west
74
+ --- 634898203
75
+ >>634896386
76
+ do they though
77
+ --- 634898529
78
+ >>634893905
79
+ This, it's exactly like disney/warner bros cartoons. Keep the designs simple so that you can churn them out constantly. Then Disney discoverer Pixar and it was like the industrial revolution all over again. Except instead of smog and pollution, we are wading through mass produced 3d asset flips sharted out by Disney, Dreamworks and every other grubby no name trying to make a quick profit.
80
+ --- 634899172
81
+ >>634890475 (OP)
82
+ Korea animates everything, they're the sweatshop of animation labor for every country including Japan.
83
+
84
+ Outside of a few greats that pioneered anime in the early days, the majority of key art now is done for a few scenes and then everything is shipped off for the koreans to do 90% of the grunt work
85
+ --- 634899930
86
+ >>634899172
87
+ me in the bubble on the left
88
+ --- 634899947
89
+ >>634890475 (OP)
90
+ My wife Suiren (Japanese for Lily pad) is le cute!
91
+ --- 634900765
92
+ >>634898529
93
+ >>634893905
94
+ /ic/tranny cope, how are your ugly calarts/anime cross-breed abominations going? No one cares about your faggot board and you will die alone.
95
+ --- 634900845
96
+ >>634900765
97
+ holy seethe
98
+ --- 634900863
99
+ >>634890475 (OP)
100
+ Because Chinks are innately incapable of originality or individual thought.
101
+ --- 634901136
102
+ >>634899172
103
+ Only good giantess image ever produced
104
+ --- 634902105
105
+ >>634890475 (OP)
106
+ Japan has it's own style
107
+ China has no creativity and can only make soulless copies
108
+ Korea is only a little less soulless than China
109
+ --- 634902425
110
+ >>634900845
111
+ he got ya though
112
+ --- 634902457
113
+ >>634902105
114
+ this
115
+ --- 634902686
116
+ i need to see more korean anime art to see if they have any oc
117
+ --- 634903389
118
+ >>634900845
119
+ >hurr durr buzzword knee-jerk reaction
120
+ --- 634904642
121
+ >>634890475 (OP)
122
+ It's a style that's full of sole.
123
+ --- 634904673
124
+ >>634890475 (OP)
125
+ sex feet
126
+ --- 634904772
127
+ fuck you the raincoat doujin is canon.
128
+ --- 634904954
129
+ >>634904642
130
+ --- 634905019
131
+ >>634890475 (OP)
132
+ >footfags
133
+ first thing i noticed was the tummy
134
+ --- 634907187
135
+ >>634905019
136
+ Pudgy loli tummies are one of the miracles of the universe
137
+ --- 634907280
138
+ >>634907187
139
+ >>634905019
140
+ When will devs cater to navelords?
141
+ --- 634907435
142
+ >>634890547
143
+ >>634890603
144
+ This, and not in a good way. I despise how soulless korean art and culture in general is, they really should've just stayed under Japanese control.
145
+ --- 634907637
146
+ my cock is hard as rocks now, thanks /v/
147
+ --- 634908070
148
+ >>634907280
149
+ >when you can recognize an artist from the tummy and bellybutton alone
150
+ ahhh why have i accumulated so much useless knowledge
151
+ --- 634909297
152
+ >>634908070
153
+ Name of the artist?
154
+ --- 634909421
155
+ >>634909297
156
+ Ponsuke
157
+ --- 634912425
158
+ >>634891632
159
+ >here's your final boss bro
160
+ --- 634913371
161
+ >>634898203
162
+ why do you think kpop is big at SEA.
163
+ All girls look cute
164
+ --- 634913806
165
+ >>634912425
166
+ haha... imagine if you lost to her and for punishment she shrinks you and force you to live in her shoe and feeding you of her foot grime and sweat...hahah... Wouldn't that be awesome?
167
+ --- 634913923
168
+ >>634890475 (OP)
169
+ wow... legs... legs! legs legs legs!!!!!!!!!!
170
+ --- 634914417
171
+ >>634890475 (OP)
172
+ Cute Lana
173
+ --- 634914709
174
+ Because it's an attractive art style
175
+ --- 634914902
176
+ >>634914417
177
+ Severe lack of Lana in Lana threads.
178
+ --- 634915005
179
+ >>634914902
180
+ Aiding the cause
181
+ --- 634915059
182
+ I want Lana and her sisters to tease and bully me with their feet
183
+ --- 634915316
184
+ >>634901702
185
+ blue toenail polish > all
186
+ --- 634918675
187
+ based Lanabros
188
+ --- 634920145
189
+ >>634915059
190
+ femdomfags give footfags a bad name
191
+ --- 634922474
192
+ >>634890475 (OP)
193
+ lillie is better
194
+ --- 634922568
195
+ >>634890475 (OP)
196
+ LANA
197
+ ANAL
198
+ --- 634922580
199
+ Gen 7 had the best lolis in the series.
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+ -----
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+ --- 634891983
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+ I will now buy your game
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+ --- 634892084
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+ fixed your pic OP
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+ --- 634892169
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+ >>634891983 (OP)
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+ not a fan of the khaki frame desu. I prefer it to just be all black if it's gonna be some soulless polymer shit all the way around
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+ --- 634892319
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+ >>634892084
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+ *buys every game ever made*
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+ --- 634892474
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+ >>634892319
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+ that's not possible
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+ --- 634892478
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+ >>634891983 (OP)
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+ I own a 57, i'd like to get the new one but getting this first gen one was a mistake enough.
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+ --- 634892484
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+ >>634892084
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+ The most overrated pistol of all time.
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+ --- 634892540
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+ >>634892484
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+ TWO WORLD WARS
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+ --- 634892683
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+ >>634892478
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+ Why? I'm not a /k/fag
27
+ --- 634892758
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+ >>634892084
29
+ for me its the big 1911
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+ --- 634892818
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+ >>634892683
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+ It is not a terrible useful firearm in terms of actual things you'd ever use a gun for, it is a great range gun (a gun you just use to have fun, shoot at his, and enjoy the experience, much like any Desert Eagle model) but that's about it. To make no mention of how expensive the fucking ammunition is.
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+ --- 634892863
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+ I will now buy your game
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+ --- 634893074
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+ >>634891983 (OP)
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+ *pirates your gun*
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+ --- 634893101
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+ >>634892540
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+ >two world wars of being a side arm and having 0 impact in the outcome of the war
41
+ Nice reddit meme
42
+ --- 634893138
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+ I just like Berettas
44
+ They're neat
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+ --- 634893143
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+ >>634893074
47
+ >Ruger
48
+ Their whole business model is pirating, the only ones who are more shameless is fucking Taurus.
49
+ --- 634893206
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+ This is what men want.
51
+ C96 > 1911
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+ --- 634893227
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+ >>634893138
54
+ >92 series love
55
+ based
56
+ >not stock
57
+ >not samurai edge
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+ faggot
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+ --- 634893247
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+ >>634893138
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+ >mass of the fermenting dregs
62
+ uhh zased?
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+ --- 634893248
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+ >>634892484
65
+ t. glockie
66
+ --- 634893252
67
+ for me, its the MAC 10 every time if a game has it. im not even a gunfag
68
+ --- 634893260
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+ >>634891983 (OP)
70
+ Five-Seven is the best pistol in Tarkov and so satisfying to use.
71
+ --- 634893297
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+ >>634892084
73
+ I'm not much of a gun nut IRL, but I really like the feel of hardwood grips on pistols. Maybe its the boomer in me but they just feel right
74
+ --- 634893313
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+ >>634893143
76
+ There is nothing wrong with making affordable guns for people who aren't dick-measuring by their lower's rollmark.
77
+ --- 634893345
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+ >>634893227
79
+ It's a 92LTT RDO with NP3 coat and obligatory trigger job. A very fine gun and shooting it is delightful
80
+ --- 634893357
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+ >>634891983 (OP)
82
+ Why does this gun stagger so easily?
83
+ I gave it a go on professional and it made the game feel like normal difficulty.
84
+ --- 634893360
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+ >>634893313
86
+ If you are defending Ruger, I agree. If you are defending Taurus, I do not speak to Brazilians.
87
+ --- 634893441
88
+ >>634893360
89
+ I will always defend Ruger simply on the basis of how quickly they began pumping out regular capacity magazines and making weird guns before Bill was even cold in his six-foot hole.
90
+ --- 634893609
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+ >>634893313
92
+ Can't say how much I agree.
93
+
94
+ What's wrong with just wanting a basic ass gun you can blast someone with if they're in your house?
95
+ --- 634893663
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+ >>634892818
97
+ fort hood would disagree but yea the ammo is a fucking nightmare, god help you if you want anything fancier than basic bitch federals
98
+ --- 634893737
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+ >>634893360
100
+ Taurus endorsed and aided the Brazilian government in gun confiscation. They are not a trustworthy company. Love rugers though.
101
+ --- 634894050
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+ >>634893663
103
+ It's a gun, it still kills things. If you want a gun that does that, literally any will do. That sperg would have done just as much damage with a 9mm.
104
+ --- 634894214
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+ >>634891983 (OP)
106
+ games need more tiny revolvers, they're all about the big bore ones or 357's unless it takes place in the old west
107
+ >>634893206
108
+ I own a mauser in 7.63 mauser and don't own a 1911. would rather have a 1911 in any sort of combat/survival situation because if shit breaks or needs to be cleaned the 1911 is stupid easy to take down and the mauser is built like a watch
109
+ >>634893737
110
+ bill ruger was a grabber too but I guess since he's dead it doesn't matter that much
111
+ --- 634894390
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+ >>634891983 (OP)
113
+ i will now buy your game
114
+ and also open some bottles
115
+ --- 634894586
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+ >game has realistic shotgun range/damage dropoff
117
+ instant cum
118
+
119
+ >>634894214
120
+ >smaller frame revolvers
121
+ agreed
122
+ --- 634894705
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+ I don't care if it's featured everywhere. It's still one of the most aesthetic handguns out there.
124
+ --- 634894873
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+ >>634894705
126
+ I cannot recall a game that featured a 92FSC, i've only ever seen one irl.
127
+ --- 634894908
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+ >>634891983 (OP)
129
+ Two tone colors are hideous
130
+ --- 634895242
131
+ >>634891983 (OP)
132
+ I've wanted to get a five-seven so bad but the ammo price keeps me away. One of my favorite looking handguns next to the beretta and the 1911.
133
+ --- 634895337
134
+ >>634893138
135
+ >92LTT RDO
136
+ Opinion of the 92 xl sao?
137
+ --- 634895362
138
+ >>634894873
139
+ Isn't the Samurai Edge modeled after it?
140
+ --- 634895392
141
+ >>634895362
142
+ No, the Samurai Edge is a full-sized 92FS.
143
+ --- 634895419
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+ everyone ITT has a stolen valor
145
+ --- 634895427
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+ >>634893206
147
+ The C96 is the best looking handgun ever made imo
148
+ --- 634895446
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+ >>634893138
150
+ >Mass of Fermenting Dregs
151
+ --- 634895519
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+ >>634895419
153
+ What? No one here is claiming to be a veteran or serviceman.
154
+ --- 634895551
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+ >>634895419
156
+ you don't need a fuckin CIB to own a gun lmao
157
+ --- 634895590
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+ >>634893074
159
+ >Ruger
160
+ Based Pirates
161
+ --- 634895665
162
+ You cannot name 5 games with a CZ-75 in them
163
+ I'll even give you Operation Flashpoint: Resistance for free
164
+ --- 634895698
165
+ >>634895419
166
+ >Eurocuck cannot fathom people owning firearms
167
+ --- 634895805
168
+ >>634891983 (OP)
169
+ >>634893074
170
+ >>634893260
171
+ Why do (((ammo companies))) charge two-three times the price for a necked down 556?
172
+ --- 634895860
173
+ >>634895551
174
+ >you don't need a fuckin CIB to own a gun lmao
175
+ obviously i'm just pretending to be retarded
176
+ --- 634895931
177
+ >>634895805
178
+ The only people who own a firearm chambered in 5.7x28 are spergs and they know what they got themselves into. FN had their balls in a vicegrip for years and they were perfectly willing to leave it be, because the polymer meme machine is popular and unique. That's why.
179
+ --- 634896039
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+ >>634894705
181
+ The 92FS is as close to art as a gun is going to get.
182
+ --- 634896051
183
+ the five-seven is a weird gun. it's way bigger than you expect it to be and it has a plastic slide.
184
+ --- 634896280
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+ >>634892084
186
+ >What is this, what are you doing, Browning?
187
+ >Succeeding you
188
+ --- 634896326
189
+ for me it's
190
+ --- 634896435
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+ >>634891983 (OP)
192
+ Just finished a pistol only run of Remake 4 and this thing absolutely shits on the original Punisher just pisses out bullets
193
+ --- 634896508
194
+ >>634893247
195
+ >>634895446
196
+ t. youtube rec fags
197
+ --- 634896586
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+ >>634891983 (OP)
199
+ the fort hood shooting is a fn plot to prove that 5.7 is lethal.
200
+ --- 634896630
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+ >>634893138
202
+ >that picture
203
+ You're mentally ill and people should avoid your ass at all costs.
204
+ --- 634896692
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+ >>634891983 (OP)
206
+ >overpriced 22 magnum
207
+ >somehow appealing to brainlets
208
+ --- 634896904
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+ MK23 Socom
210
+ --- 634897170
211
+ >>634893138
212
+ >beretta
213
+ Based
214
+ >everything else
215
+ Cringe
216
+ --- 634897476
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+ >>634897170
218
+ >iron sight on the beretta as god intended
219
+ >aug
220
+ my nigga
221
+ --- 634897561
222
+ Never been bad in any game I've played
223
+ --- 634898242
224
+ >>634891983 (OP)
225
+ I will now buy your game
226
+ --- 634898417
227
+ >>634893357
228
+ It's called being realistic. 57 uses 5.7×28mm ammo type which is used by SMGs rather than standard 9mm used by pistols. 57 hits like a rock IRL too and usually penetrates kevlars.
229
+ --- 634898432
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+ >>634891983 (OP)
231
+ wow op a gun! never seen a game with one of those
232
+ --- 634898504
233
+ >>634895665
234
+ Call of Duty Black Ops
235
+ --- 634898554
236
+ >>634895665
237
+ Don't the police in Arma 2 also carry them?
238
+ --- 634898604
239
+ How do laser sights work anyway? You stare at a laser, but they laser somehow doesn't hit your eye?
240
+ --- 634898640
241
+ >>634896904
242
+ Tactial USPs are kino
243
+ --- 634898738
244
+ this thread is giving me a boner
245
+ --- 634898948
246
+ >>634893252
247
+ furfag
248
+ --- 634899175
249
+ Shit thread, get off my /v/.
250
+ --- 634899215
251
+ >>634893143
252
+ They make only truly silenced pistols.
253
+ --- 634899464
254
+ >>634899215
255
+ >1911 grips
256
+ fuck that. the regular grips are better.
257
+ also tons of companies make pistols that can be suppressed
258
+ --- 634899602
259
+ >>634899464
260
+ are they as quiet as a silenced 22
261
+ --- 634900746
262
+ >>634899602
263
+ tons of companies make .22 pistols
264
+ --- 634901195
265
+ >Why yes this shooter was made between 1996 to 2011, how could you tell?
266
+ --- 634902160
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+ >>634893206
268
+ Why not both
269
+ 1911 not pictured because I'm at work and don't have a picture of it on my phone
270
+ --- 634902217
271
+ >>634892169
272
+ someone from /k/ redpill me on polymer. Is it inferior to metal? Superior?
273
+ --- 634902294
274
+ >>634893357
275
+ Retard. It has the lowest stagger rate out of em all. You would be correct if you were speaking of sentinel 9/SG
276
+ --- 634902337
277
+ >>634893313
278
+ >>634893609
279
+ Unfathomably based
280
+ --- 634902351
281
+ >>634897170
282
+ Don't drop it lol
283
+ --- 634902482
284
+ >>634902217
285
+ It's plastic. It's lighter by mass, but lacks the same amount of structural integrity. Advances in the tech make it indistinguishable in terms of resilience for most handgun frames.
286
+ --- 634902582
287
+ >>634896508
288
+ Nigger I've been listening to the band since before you started visiting 4chan. Anybody with official physical media or merch of MotFD is based as fuck
289
+ --- 634902610
290
+ >ten bullets cost as much as gun
291
+ defend this
292
+ --- 634902630
293
+ >>634902217
294
+ It's cheaper and lighter. It can be inferior but most of the time it doesn't really make a difference in the strength of a handgun.
295
+ --- 634902697
296
+ >>634902217
297
+ Polymer's advantages are weight(much fucking lighter than metal) and cheaper cost in general.
298
+ Steel's advantages are the heavier weight makes for more manageable use, and it can stand up to wear and tear better.
299
+
300
+ Of course, this sort of shit is generally irrelevant in the long term which is why polymer is so dominant in the market and in terms of professional use.
301
+ --- 634902751
302
+ >>634902630
303
+ >>634902217
304
+ I forgot to mention that some companies like to make functional components out of polymer and those can wear out really quickly. It doesn't really matter if the frame is made out of polymer.
305
+ --- 634903604
306
+ >>634902294
307
+ I says it has low stagger but I can literally 1 or 2 shot everyone in professional.
308
+ --- 634903808
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+ >>634892863
310
+ Still the best SMG ever created
311
+ --- 634903943
312
+ half you cucks probably live in countries where you can't even own them and would be afraid to if you could.
313
+ --- 634903969
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+ >>634896904
315
+ Didn't this gun have insane requirements?
316
+ --- 634904291
317
+ >>634893260
318
+ ENTER
319
+ --- 634904295
320
+ >>634891983 (OP)
321
+ REemake4's Five seveN Suuuuuuuuuuuuux
322
+ --- 634904332
323
+ >>634903969
324
+ Yeah it was fucking huge. One big thing the USP did was that all its incarnations were considerably smaller compared to the Mk 23, which was almost 10 inches long even before you put on the quieter.
325
+ --- 634904365
326
+ >>634903943
327
+ I bet my state's gunlaws are better than yours, bitch
328
+ --- 634904456
329
+ I will now spend $200 buying swimsuit pngs from your game
330
+ --- 634904498
331
+ >>634896280
332
+ JMB designed them both retard
333
+ --- 634905484
334
+ >>634891983 (OP)
335
+ >remake is soulles
336
+ --- 634905746
337
+ >>634903969
338
+ you should watch forgotten weapons videos on the project, but yeah the gun is basically AK tier indestructible
339
+ --- 634905751
340
+ >>634892863
341
+ Most boring gun in every video game ever
342
+ --- 634907179
343
+ >>634891983 (OP)
344
+ this has to be the ugliest handgun ever made
345
+ current year manufacturers are unable to design something better than the 1911 and the 92
346
+ --- 634907207
347
+ >>634904291
348
+ >*effectively removes PS12B from the game*
349
+ u like comrade))))))))))))))) (head, eyes)
350
+ --- 634907253
351
+ >>634902217
352
+ No idea myself as the person you responded to technically but I just see it used a lot for guns and figured that's what it was in this image too. I prefer wood sticks and grips on guns desu
353
+ --- 634907352
354
+ >>634896904
355
+ Is this the MGS1 handgun of choice (for solid)?
356
+ --- 634907532
357
+ >>634905484
358
+ good god what were they thinking?
359
+ --- 634908223
360
+ >>634892084
361
+ btw M1 Carbine was introduced to replace M1911, so that non-frontline staff could actually get hits just in case of engagement.
362
+ --- 634908408
363
+ >>634907532
364
+ they were thinking "ruger outsold us so people must just think the 57 is prettier"
365
+ --- 634908458
366
+ based /k/ bros thread
367
+ --- 634908986
368
+ >>634891983 (OP)
369
+ God I want a gun so bad. But because I live in fucking Germany I cant even own one. The only thing legal here are those pistols that are supossed to scare away animals with noise.
370
+ --- 634909067
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+ what are some games with a lot of realistic guns? i haven't played anything like that in 50 years
372
+ --- 634909141
373
+ >>634908986
374
+ have you considered moving to switzerland?
375
+ --- 634909181
376
+ >>634909067
377
+ come home white man
378
+ https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Escape_from_Tarkov
379
+ --- 634909225
380
+ >>634897561
381
+ Which is in stark contrast to how much of a piece of shit it is IRL
382
+ This thing's popularity got by on looks alone
383
+ --- 634909245
384
+ >>634909181
385
+ single player
386
+ --- 634909282
387
+ >>634909141
388
+ Nah I dont think they would want me in Switzerland. Ive considered getting a hunting Pass wich would allow gun ownership but its difficult to get.
389
+ --- 634909375
390
+ >>634909245
391
+ >shitter got filtered by braindead faggots running meta builds
392
+ lol
393
+ --- 634909390
394
+ >>634909181
395
+ >Tarkov players
396
+ >white
397
+ --- 634909456
398
+ >>634909375
399
+ ...what?
400
+ --- 634909482
401
+ >>634902217
402
+ TLDR Polymer is reinforced plastic. So many gun frames use it now because the reinforcement methods have gotten so good for durability and because it's significantly lighter than metal. You only really start running into problems when the manufacturer is using too much polymer for the internal components of the gun.
403
+ Whether it's inferior or superior as a frame material is entirely dependent on what kind of ammunition the gun is firing. For most handgun calibers it's probably better off using polymer for weight considerations. But full power rifle cartridges will not do with mostly polymer frames, the pressures are too high.
404
+ --- 634909547
405
+ >>634892863
406
+ i will now buy your game
407
+ --- 634909563
408
+ >>634905484
409
+ There's no fucking way that's what the actual new generation of Five-SeveN looks like
410
+ I refuse to believe it
411
+ --- 634909607
412
+ >>634902160
413
+ >9 on the handle
414
+ basedcringe
415
+ --- 634909621
416
+ >>634909375
417
+ How long are Tarkov fags going to pretend that their game doesn't have an immense cheater problem
418
+ --- 634909736
419
+ >>634909067
420
+ >>634909245
421
+ theres still no game like that, even now with the massive boom of gun culture/le john wick shit
422
+ theres a couple quarter baked indie games that can be played single player (coop oriented), like ready or not or ground branch but theyre dog shit and the devs suck
423
+ --- 634909741
424
+ >We need.. urm well.. do we really need this?
425
+ --- 634909763
426
+ >>634909621
427
+ It is real but also overblown
428
+ Depends on how close to China you live
429
+ --- 634909765
430
+ >>634909375
431
+ You'll have to forgive me if I don't find it enjoyable that the majority of my deaths by the time I quit had become head, eyes.
432
+ --- 634909792
433
+ >>634909547
434
+ I can't think of a single game where you can have the stock on an MP5K aside from Hitman Blood Money
435
+ --- 634909862
436
+ >>634909792
437
+ the og
438
+ --- 634909864
439
+ >>634909792
440
+ that ruins the cool factor
441
+ --- 634909876
442
+ >>634909792
443
+ If it has the stock it's usually the side-folder, not the collapsible
444
+ --- 634909939
445
+ >>634909864
446
+ The Matrix is one of the few movies that was so good that I can't even try to give a fuck about the silly shit it did with guns
447
+ --- 634909960
448
+ >>634894873
449
+ Mostly I've seen military variant in shooter games
450
+ --- 634910079
451
+ >>634909741
452
+ i feel like i should hate this but i kinda don't
453
+ --- 634910186
454
+ >>634910079
455
+ Its my 'go to' for engineer in BF3/BF4
456
+ --- 634910640
457
+ >>634894390
458
+ >being a diaperfag
459
+ --- 634910861
460
+ >>634896904
461
+ --- 634911027
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+ For me, it's the G36C.
463
+ --- 634911229
464
+ >>634909607
465
+ Well it is chambered in 9mm. So I feel the red 9 larp is fair even if it's just an m30
466
+ --- 634911468
467
+ >>634902217
468
+ A lot of anons have given basic reasons why polymer is used (and they're all right), but ultimately it comes down to the mechanics of the firearm, economics, and safety.
469
+ Modern polymers are incredibly durable and outperform poor quality metal at a lower price point: why have shitty steel when you could have stronger plastic for the same price?
470
+ Areas that are prone to excessive low stress wear (such as being torn up by taking it in and out of a holster or gripping it) are commonly made of plastic because it's easier for the user to replace a plastic component than a metal one.
471
+ Plastic gets brittle under stress (so does metal), but if the firearm catastrophically fails (ie explodes) it's obviously sub-optimal to have anything detonate in your hands, but having plastic fly at your face is preferable to shards of metal.
472
+ Plastic doesn't respond to changes in temperature (until it melts/burns under continuous heat), but metal contracts in the cold and expands in the heat: components that need a tight fit are better off being made out of plastic (or titanium, but that's usually way too expensive).
473
+ Moving parts always get eroded: a cheap plastic part is easier to replace than a dense metal part. Whenever you use something mechanical it is always actively damaging itself, so the designers consider what components are disposable for the user.
474
+ Weight isn't solely because of user strength: the weight helps control recoil and accuracy, as well as the firearm's function. When the cartridge fires it is using force to operate the mechanism and feed another cartridge. That force is dependent on the weight of the components being moved. If the gun is too light it will be hard to control, if it's too heavy then the cartridge will lack the power needed to operate the mechanisms involved. Different cartridges (even brands within the same calibre) have different preferences. Wolff for example is a brand of ammo that makes their own aftermarket parts specialised for their ammo
475
+ --- 634911609
476
+ Hi
477
+ --- 634911640
478
+ >>634911609
479
+ >is a massive piece of shit irl
480
+ --- 634911667
481
+ >>634911640
482
+ How so?
483
+ --- 634911873
484
+ >>634911667
485
+ Same with the VSS and all 9x39 meme guns, they might have been hot shit back in the 80s but they can't penetrate modern armor, those suppressors are beyond ancient in design and they have pistol-length barrels. A regular 5.45/5/56 carbine would be better in almost every way.
486
+ --- 634911951
487
+ >>634911873
488
+ Thanks /k/ man for explanation
489
+ I just like the design
490
+ --- 634911978
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+ I will now consider buying a second copy of your game.
492
+ --- 634912206
493
+ >have to choose between Samurai Edge and Mk.23
494
+
495
+ I fucking hate being a poor
496
+ --- 634912207
497
+ I have a thing for any game that allows me to spend most of my time using pistols only, especially if there's long slides in them
498
+
499
+ There's really nothing as sexy as a long slide, revolvers are cool too
500
+ --- 634912323
501
+ >>634911951
502
+ Oh they're sexy as hell and generally great in whatever games they're in. I even bought an airshit one because of STALKER.
503
+ --- 634912438
504
+ >game pays respects to previous titles before it
505
+ --- 634912439
506
+ >>634912206
507
+ That specific samurai edge was made by a dude who posted it all the time on /k/ way back
508
+ --- 634912472
509
+ NGL bros, I love chink weapon aesthetics and any game that has one.
510
+ --- 634912556
511
+ More games need this little bastard, I became a fan
512
+ --- 634912596
513
+ >>634891983 (OP)
514
+ I will now buy a gun.
515
+ --- 634912703
516
+ >>634912596
517
+ >yes, this is just what my home defense firearm needs, more potential points of failure!
518
+ --- 634912718
519
+ >>634892683
520
+ 5.7mm is specialised for armour penetration. That's a niche in handguns because someone using one isn't likely to encounter someone hostile wearing armour. In a soft target, 5.7 zips through them causing minimal cavitation (a small wound channel rather than a big one which obviously causes more damage).
521
+ With handguns, you don't typically want bullets to do that. Especially from a law enforcement/self defence perspective where if you miss a shot you want it to bury itself in a wall stud, not punch right through into the next property and hit a bystander.
522
+ There's also been a recent study into the veracity of FN's claims, and it's been found that 5.7's capabilities are actually equal, or close enough that it doesn't make a significant difference, to rival similar cartridges that are far cheaper.
523
+ It's also just an odd proposed use case: an armour penetrating, accurate, short cartridge is all well and good, but for a handgun? Handguns are always going to be restricted in accuracy by their low mass, short barrel, and low sight radius (distance between front and rear sights). It's all well and good for a PDW (personal defence weapon; essentially a compact carbine typically for vehicle crews which won't take up space but can still put holes in an enemy soldier wearing armour with more effectiveness than a pistol calibre SMG), which is what 5.7mm was designed for, but for a handgun? If you're fighting someone who has a rifle and you've only got a handgun, the odds aren't on your side regardless of the ammo used.
524
+ Ultimately 5.7mm has a niche purpose and isn't going to be appropriate to the majority of use cases. If you're shooting a soft target, use 10mm or any other comparable cartridge. If you're shooting a hard target, take a rifle.
525
+ --- 634912732
526
+ >>634912596
527
+ >Ian shills this gun
528
+ >suddenly see mentions of it everywere
529
+ I get it, it's a cool firearm but I prefer not to "charge" weapons at the charging station
530
+ --- 634912737
531
+ >>634904291
532
+ What the hell is this? A Russian Mateba?
533
+ I love it
534
+ --- 634912758
535
+ >>634912703
536
+ Seems to work just fine this time.
537
+ --- 634912819
538
+ >>634912758
539
+ And you know this from one video from the guy who notoriously sells out and shills for any company that pays him enough now that he can't get that sweet RIA money?
540
+ --- 634912832
541
+ >>634891983 (OP)
542
+ >game has Australian guns
543
+ --- 634912885
544
+ >>634912737
545
+ its a 12.7mm.
546
+ --- 634912976
547
+ >we need a futuristic type handgun
548
+ >say no more senpai
549
+ --- 634912979
550
+ >>634912885
551
+ What the flying fuck
552
+ An elephant rifle in a mateba revolver format??
553
+ --- 634913051
554
+ >>634891983 (OP)
555
+ >That awful shitsmear color
556
+ What the fuck were they thinking?
557
+ --- 634913089
558
+ >>634912976
559
+ >Heat sinks on revolver
560
+ What
561
+ --- 634913101
562
+ >>634909225
563
+
564
+ the only factor important to a weapon is how cool it looks, so that it can be an actually good gun in vidyer gaemz. Being useful irl is just a neat side-effect.
565
+ --- 634913109
566
+ >>634912819
567
+ yes
568
+ --- 634913147
569
+ >>634913051
570
+ Dying for Israel in some dusty sandpit
571
+ --- 634913218
572
+ >>634891983 (OP)
573
+ Is it possible to get a Jericho that doesn't say made in Israel on it? Kinda like how some Glocks say US or Austria.
574
+ --- 634913327
575
+ >>634912976
576
+ >here's your tactical revolver bro
577
+ --- 634913380
578
+ >>634913218
579
+ wouldn't Palestinian blood be on it either way?
580
+ --- 634913476
581
+ >>634902582
582
+ right
583
+ --- 634913510
584
+ Silenced uzi instantly makes the game way better.
585
+ --- 634913545
586
+ >>634913380
587
+ Yes, don't much care for Israel but I like the shape of the gun, simple as', don't wanna look down and see the name though
588
+ --- 634913634
589
+ >>634913051
590
+ Main reason why militaries or police want non-black furniture is because black parts heat up during the day especially if you carry it in the open, and because they still want a dark color that doesn't stick out, you get some ugly shade of shit color instead.
591
+ --- 634913650
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+ >>634913510
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+
594
+ bitches leave
595
+ --- 634913712
596
+ >>634913510
597
+ I vastly prefer the original
598
+ --- 634913834
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+ >>634913712
600
+ the uzi was a service weapon before the mac was a sparkle in ingram's eye.
601
+ --- 634913861
602
+ >>634913834
603
+ I think he might be talking about the one in the holster.
604
+ --- 634913878
605
+ >>634913712
606
+ uzi predates the mac-10 by a decade, baka
607
+ --- 634913895
608
+ >>634913861
609
+ pretty sure thats also a mac
610
+ --- 634913927
611
+ >>634909067
612
+ They've stopped making fun games 50 years ago.
613
+ --- 634913989
614
+ >>634913895
615
+ Now I'm seeing a mac. Photo looks too grainy to tell.
616
+ --- 634914023
617
+ >>634909181
618
+ >searching for irl gear/gun advice
619
+ >all the results are about airshit and tarkov
620
+ Just LARP innawoods like a respectable person.
621
+ --- 634914106
622
+ >>634913989
623
+ its definitely a mac. its got the pistol grip "add-on" flare and the fold-down stock.
624
+ --- 634914123
625
+ Loading every cartridge individually>le fast tactical reloads.
626
+ Wish more games did this.
627
+ --- 634914135
628
+ Which video game has the most diverse assortment of usable firearms?
629
+ --- 634914234
630
+ I prefer my 80's survival armaments
631
+ --- 634914404
632
+ >>634909621
633
+ Forever. DW though, that expose on cheats kinda killed Tarkov. There's probably half or even less the players it had before that came out.
634
+ --- 634914584
635
+ >>634897170
636
+ why are you so autistic
637
+ --- 634914645
638
+ >>634892084
639
+ Don't fix what ain't broke.
640
+ --- 634914669
641
+ >>634911873
642
+ 300 memeout cant penetrate either but somehow thats the newest craze
643
+ --- 634914714
644
+ >>634893138
645
+ This is based and cringe at the same time. Old TON rules!
646
+ --- 634914820
647
+ Anyone else kind of tired of the same black/desert colored guns in games? When did gamers started to masturbate to mil-shit? No matter what FPS you play its literally the same fucking wepaons over and over again, how is that exciting?
648
+ --- 634914874
649
+ >>634914135
650
+ The first State of Decay probably had the most amount of usable weapons in total for a vidya of its time. Especially for a zambie killing title. Compared to the rather anemic selection that the 2nd game has now its a damn shame really. I think it was around 180 guns in total stretched across all three DLCs.
651
+ --- 634914891
652
+ >>634914820
653
+ >why do modern settings have modern guns
654
+ --- 634914895
655
+ >>634909067
656
+ Ground Branch.
657
+ --- 634914923
658
+ >>634913510
659
+ longer mac10
660
+ --- 634914954
661
+ >>634913712
662
+ TWO macs???
663
+ --- 634915069
664
+ >>634914874
665
+ I have that game and i flat out dont believe you.
666
+ --- 634915140
667
+ >>634909245
668
+ You can always run with the SP mod. Just don't say shit about using it because the salty vodkanigs will ban your ass.
669
+ --- 634915181
670
+ >>634915069
671
+ https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/State_of_Decay
672
+ 176 with the expansions
673
+ --- 634915260
674
+ >>634914874
675
+ Supposedly they consulted /k/ for weapon selections, back when /k/ wasn't as shit as it has been since 2016.
676
+ --- 634915541
677
+ >>634915260
678
+ That must've been a long ass time ago. They wouldn't admit to doing that kind of thing now.
679
+ --- 634915563
680
+ >>634909736
681
+ STALKER GAMMA is the only thing I've found that's close, but the gun customization is not on the same level. Still has great variety in firearms with upgrades/attachments to an extent.
682
+ --- 634915649
683
+ Canaan made me want one stupid bad.
684
+ Wound up getting an Inox 92 first because the Black Lagoonfag in me came first, but I still need it.
685
+ --- 634915809
686
+ >>634909736
687
+ There was a Stalker copycat mixed with Streets of Rogue that released a while back that dialed pretty hard into the gun autism. It was pixelshit but you could cock around with different attachments and scopes. Total Survey or some shit I can't remember what the name was but there was a demo for it from the last festival.
688
+ --- 634915868
689
+ >>634915563
690
+ sure but its still just a mod for an ancient game
691
+ he was asking if theres anything new and unfortunately weve been in a drought since 2005
692
+ --- 634916235
693
+ >>634914123
694
+ I think Hunt: Showdown is the only recent example I see of that.
695
+ --- 634916524
696
+ >>634915181
697
+ Okay the guy who wrote this description is 100% a cunnyfag
698
+ --- 634916559
699
+ >>634891983 (OP)
700
+ Isn't getting 5.7 ammo for this gun costly as fuck in the States? Also can you legally own armor piercing rounds, or will the ATF be all over you for possessing them?
701
+ --- 634916608
702
+ >>634914123
703
+ >i-is that 0.5 seconds of downtime?!?!HEEEELP I'M dopamine-starving!!! heeeelp
704
+ --- 634916639
705
+ Which one of these is the best?
706
+ --- 634916875
707
+ >>634916559
708
+ yeah its pretty pricy but you can own ap rounds for now until one or two cops get shot through their armor then itll be outlawed
709
+ --- 634917281
710
+ >>634916559
711
+ >>634916875
712
+ I'm pretty sure AP 'pistol' ammo is still banned because muh cop killers
713
+ --- 634917289
714
+ >>634893138
715
+ >youtube reccomendation-core music taste
716
+ --- 634917290
717
+ >>634916639
718
+ by the looks i like the swiss one + sig + hk
719
+ --- 634917347
720
+ >>634917281
721
+ >>634916875
722
+ what else would you need ap rounds for anyway
723
+ lots of robbers with bullet proof vests in your country?
724
+ --- 634917372
725
+ >>634915181
726
+ holy shit its true, i apologise.
727
+ Also holy shit what autism have i found, what is this wiki?
728
+ --- 634917384
729
+ >>634917347
730
+ >need
731
+ --- 634917501
732
+ >>634916639
733
+ The fat Italian
734
+ --- 634917514
735
+ >>634917347
736
+ armor is developing fast and getting affordable
737
+ even the new kevlar can stop rifle rounds
738
+ --- 634917535
739
+ >>634917384
740
+ now imagine ghetto "black people" with ap rounds, is that something you would want?
741
+ --- 634917563
742
+ >>634891983 (OP)
743
+ At least post a good looking gun
744
+ --- 634917565
745
+ >>634916639
746
+ H&K never fails.
747
+ --- 634917573
748
+ >>634916639
749
+ >dude which one of these identical black rifles is teh bestest!?
750
+ --- 634917623
751
+ >>634917535
752
+ Cluch them pea- cartridges?
753
+ --- 634917630
754
+ >>634916639
755
+ >literally everything is just an AR now
756
+ --- 634917878
757
+ >>634891983 (OP)
758
+ >Gets featured in game
759
+ >It's always in 9mm
760
+ God fucking damnit, I don't think I've seen a single game feature the P226 in .40 aside from an old flash game. Counter Strike is also the only game I've seen it with .357
761
+ --- 634918308
762
+ >>634897561
763
+ >>634909225
764
+ >Successor is better in every single way
765
+ >Barely featured in any media
766
+ It's not fucking fair
767
+ --- 634918457
768
+ >>634917573
769
+ That's why it's important to figure out which ones are good, so you don't accidentally get a dogshit one when you ask for "the black rifle".
770
+ --- 634918564
771
+ >>634911027
772
+ >Plastic receiver melts from the summer heat
773
+ --- 634918615
774
+ >>634918564
775
+ hi Buzzfeed!
776
+ --- 634918673
777
+ >>634916639
778
+ Globo-homo tools.
779
+ --- 634918734
780
+ I will now buy your game
781
+ --- 634918818
782
+ >>634918673
783
+ I don't see any Russian guns in that image
784
+ --- 634918825
785
+ >>634893138
786
+ I saw you on /hifi/.
787
+ --- 634918826
788
+ >>634918564
789
+ Dude it's A MYTH watch Forgotten Goyarms
790
+ --- 634918927
791
+ >>634918734
792
+ --- 634918997
793
+ >>634893138
794
+ --- 634919040
795
+ >>634917878
796
+ Stalker has the P220 in .45, IIRC.
797
+ --- 634919052
798
+ >>634918997
799
+ kek
800
+ --- 634919131
801
+ >>634893138
802
+ TON, damn shitty music
803
+ --- 634919198
804
+ >>634893227
805
+ >not samurai edge
806
+ I really want to get one some day, absolutely beautiful thing.
807
+ --- 634919202
808
+ >>634919131
809
+ yeah, who doesn't listen to nigger rap these days, right?
810
+ --- 634919437
811
+ >>634891983 (OP)
812
+ >OG 57 without the gay rails
813
+ I will now buy your game
814
+ --- 634919462
815
+ >>634894705
816
+ What about the 93R from Parasite Eve?
817
+ --- 634919521
818
+ >>634914123
819
+ Play Isonzo
820
+ --- 634919587
821
+ >>634917372
822
+ The holy grail of vidya gun autism. Check out the Far Cry 2 entry for some light keks.
823
+ --- 634919616
824
+ >>634919521
825
+ >mp
826
+ Meh, give me sp or give me death
827
+ --- 634919809
828
+ >>634919616
829
+ You will be playing it sp because shes pretty dead outside of US/EU. At least you have bots to shoot and most of the old commands still work so you can bump the numbers up to 120 v 120. If your rig doesn't explode from the strain.
830
+ --- 634920109
831
+ >>634913712
832
+ mac10 seems like such a cool weapon. Something about a 9mm bullet hose that can fit in your trousers just speaks to me.
833
+ --- 634920279
834
+ >>634895337
835
+ The point of the Beretta is to have that reliable sweet DA pull as well imo. It's a great alternative to a 2011 i will say that if that's what you want
836
+ >>634918825
837
+ Why hello there
838
+ >>634917289
839
+ Those work now? I only ever see the most trite and normie shit on recommendations I just used uMatrix to block that entire section from YouTube
840
+ Also all the stupid banners and shit.
841
+ --- 634920450
842
+ >>634904498
843
+ Yeah he created a way better version of the 1911 by making the hi power
844
+ --- 634920469
845
+ >>634913510
846
+ Shadow Warrior was probably one of the best deciptions of them. It felt fucking great spamming a few dozen rounds down to a horde of enemies in between rockets, grenades and shotgun blasts.
847
+ --- 634920528
848
+ >>634891983 (OP)
849
+ Ugliest pistol in history
850
+ --- 634920529
851
+ >>634920279
852
+ >heres my cool music collection alongside my guns :)
853
+ ugh
854
+ --- 634920547
855
+ >>634919809
856
+ Ok, i'll try it, thanks
857
+ --- 634920548
858
+ >>634920279
859
+ Blame Plastic Love. Ever since that song got uplifted by the algorithm tons of jap stuff started doing the rounds. That band in particular being one of the major offenders.
860
+ --- 634920608
861
+ >>634920548
862
+ >popular = bad
863
+ --- 634920701
864
+ >>634920529
865
+ Take this and kvetch
866
+ >>634920548
867
+ Huh. I don't remember Plastic Love at all.
868
+ Has Melt-Banan and tricot blown up too?
869
+ Or Polkadot Stingray
870
+ --- 634920732
871
+ >>634918308
872
+ ugly as sin
873
+ --- 634920751
874
+ >>634920547
875
+ >/setbotsfill 240
876
+ >/setfillbots 240
877
+ Otherwise type /help in a private game to see what the command is.
878
+ --- 634920768
879
+ What kind of guns do you guys would like to see mre frequntly in vido games ?
880
+ --- 634920815
881
+ >>634918308
882
+ Aesthetics > Functionality
883
+ --- 634920889
884
+ >>634920768
885
+ What the fuck is that grammar, this better be a mod.
886
+ --- 634920942
887
+ >>634920701
888
+ Maybe I haven't seen any of those in my recs.
889
+ --- 634920950
890
+ >>634920889
891
+ Fan translation
892
+ Please understand
893
+ --- 634921035
894
+ >>634920889
895
+ Sorry, Work In Progress.
896
+ --- 634921119
897
+ >>634920768
898
+ Winchester 1895
899
+ Lebel 1886
900
+ Vetterli-Vitali
901
+ --- 634921224
902
+ >>634893206
903
+ --- 634921493
904
+ >>634920942
905
+ Stay ahead of the curve and give tricot a listen
906
+ They're good
907
+ --- 634921540
908
+ >>634921035
909
+ do I detect a hint of the laser cannon or whatever it was called from ss13 in the lower left?
910
+ --- 634921745
911
+ >>634897561
912
+ it sucks in half life
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634892817
3
+ >Screen uses 65% sRGB equivalent to hardware from 2008
4
+ >Valve charges 530$+Tax for this
5
+
6
+ Why do deckies defend this?
7
+ --- 634892934
8
+ I dont know what any of that shit means or why i should care im just happy to have something as powerful as an xbone I can play on the plane
9
+ --- 634893069
10
+ >>634892817 (OP)
11
+ We don't care about the screen, we care about the hardware performance. Its plays a ton of stuff and emulates a ton of stuff. Its like a mobile console, not some shitty handheld.
12
+ --- 634893445
13
+ >>634892817 (OP)
14
+ >>634893131 →
15
+ --- 634893495
16
+ >>634893069
17
+ the hardware is dogshit
18
+ --- 634893804
19
+ >>634892817 (OP)
20
+ >>634893495
21
+ So don't buy it.
22
+ --- 634893862
23
+ >>634892817 (OP)
24
+ I use mine docked. Not my problem
25
+ --- 634893996
26
+ >>634893862
27
+ Why? It's just a shitty overpriced prebuilt at that point.
28
+ --- 634894046
29
+ >>634892934
30
+ this, screen looks good to me playing ps1 games
31
+ --- 634894721
32
+ >>634892934
33
+ >>634894046
34
+ Yeah the screen looks fine
35
+ --- 634894943
36
+ >>634892817 (OP)
37
+ in the steam forums, deck users are the new ultra wide chumps
38
+ >why no ultrawide?
39
+ >why no steamdeck support?
40
+ --- 634895283
41
+ How do I get my hotkey settings to save correctly in retroarch? Its annoying to reset them every time.
42
+ --- 634896540
43
+ >>634893996
44
+ Couch gaming with a controller. I like being able to play most of my steam library on the TV
45
+ --- 634897536
46
+ >>634892817 (OP)
47
+ Totally worth it
48
+ --- 634898297
49
+ >>634892817 (OP)
50
+ >>Valve charges 530$+Tax for this
51
+ $399 actually
52
+ --- 634898361
53
+ >>634898297
54
+ 450$ after tax+ memory upgrade, 500$. That's the base model. So no you're wrong.
55
+ --- 634898457
56
+ >>634898361
57
+ >$500
58
+ >Said $530+tax in op
59
+ ?
60
+ --- 634898781
61
+ >>634898457
62
+
63
+ Base model is 400$+tax depending on where you live, memory upgrade, screen protector since steam deck has no gorilla glass or protection = 500$ easily
64
+
65
+ Middle priced model is 530$+tax and a screen protector= 600$
66
+
67
+ High end model with antiglare 650$+tax=700$
68
+
69
+ Are deckies really this dumb they can't calculate tax and other things you need to buy when spending 400$+ on a handheld console. Even people that buy switches buy screen protectors and cases, that's an easy 40$ added on.
70
+ --- 634898932
71
+ >>634894721
72
+ >retro achievements
73
+ --- 634899291
74
+ 2008 was the last time video games were good so I fail to see the issue
75
+ --- 634899308
76
+ >>634898781
77
+ Imagine living in a country where you have to calculate tax on top of everything
78
+ --- 634899374
79
+ >>634898781
80
+ this pajeet retard has been trying to push screen protectors for the last 3 threads as some sort of necessity or else his elaborate schizo rambling falls apart, lmao
81
+ --- 634899517
82
+ >>634899374
83
+ >500$ for 2008 shitty tablet screen hardware is a good value
84
+
85
+ The deckie seethes.
86
+ --- 634899531
87
+ >>634899308
88
+ This is the real reason americans hate taxes so much, they are aware of just how much money the government is taking from them.
89
+ --- 634899629
90
+ >>634899517
91
+ I can't help but notice you stopped shilling for the asus bootleg chink handheld after your last 3 threads getting got BTFO'd :^)
92
+ --- 634899759
93
+ >>634899374
94
+ I don't understand why he's making a deal about them, I mean, they cost like 10 dollars for a pack of 3.
95
+ --- 634899775
96
+ >BTFO'S THE STEAM DICK
97
+ >8X MORE POWERFUL
98
+ >1080p75hz 99%sRGB $100 21" MONITOR INSTEAD OF THE STEAM DICKS 800p60hz 65%sRGB SCAM
99
+ >I can't help but notice you stopped shilling for the asus bootleg chin-ACK!
100
+
101
+ https://pcpartpicker.com/list/JTFb78
102
+ --- 634899846
103
+ >>634898932
104
+ I usually have it off but its fun on some
105
+ >>634898781
106
+ >Screen protectors
107
+ lol
108
+ lmao. What are you doing that its getting scratched? Its has a case it comes with so its already safe in any bag. You dont even need the internal replacement since you can use an SD card but its nice to have.
109
+ --- 634899872
110
+ Why are 98% of deck threads made on /v/ negative?
111
+ --- 634899890
112
+ >>634899846
113
+ >What are you doing that its getting scratched?
114
+ >the deckie reveals that they just play their decks in bed
115
+ --- 634899912
116
+ >>634899775
117
+ Cool, but I can't play it on my bed.
118
+ --- 634899962
119
+ >>634892817 (OP)
120
+ Writing an academic paper, what is a good source for preconfiged rom packs?
121
+ --- 634899970
122
+ >>634899872
123
+ Because it shits on the switch and that's not okay.
124
+ --- 634899998
125
+ >>634899970
126
+ The switch is shit too, nobody is defending it deckie.
127
+ --- 634900004
128
+ >>634899872
129
+ Every game discussed on /v/ is mostly negative whining.
130
+ --- 634900047
131
+ >>634899872
132
+ unavailable in third world shitholes like India so OP has make several cope threads a day every day
133
+ --- 634900057
134
+ >>634892817 (OP)
135
+ posting in this thread from my deck, ask me anything
136
+ --- 634900068
137
+ >>634899890
138
+ If you play it in public how is it getting scratched huh?
139
+ >>634899872
140
+ Because there are a few weirdos that spam threads daily about it being "bad"
141
+ --- 634900096
142
+ >>634893069
143
+ Everyone cares about color thing don't pretend
144
+ --- 634900127
145
+ The plugin that adds music for each game is neat
146
+ --- 634900205
147
+ >>634900068
148
+ >threads daily about it being "bad"
149
+ It's not a bad console if you're a normie who is easily scammed and is willing to spend 500$ for a gimmick.
150
+
151
+ It is bad for an enthusiast who actually expects to get a quality experience handheld and doesn't take gimmicks for an actual product.
152
+ --- 634900216
153
+ >>634899775
154
+ Who would buy such a cheap piece of shit desktop PC?
155
+ --- 634900258
156
+ >>634899775
157
+ lmao you got humiliated so hard in your last 3 shill threads that you're now afraid to reply directly, you absolute coward
158
+
159
+ nice of you to make sure your prices are in USD instead of Rupees like last time! LOL
160
+ --- 634900318
161
+ >>634892817 (OP)
162
+ after buying a 100% srgb monitor, anything under that looks like absolute trash
163
+ --- 634900342
164
+ >>634893069
165
+ My ASUS rog phone 5 has really bad ghosting on dark colors, so bad infact I had to change my clover theme to grey.
166
+ I bet they will have that on the companion or whatever it's called.
167
+ --- 634900393
168
+ Valve victims are permenant victims. They are loosers incarnate. They arr cancer. You can't help them, it is too late for them. You can only kill them.
169
+ --- 634900512
170
+ >>634899872
171
+ >>634900068
172
+ I bet the daily deck bashing threads are the autismo artifact anon
173
+ --- 634900535
174
+ >buy steam deck
175
+ >amazing piece of hardware
176
+ >just playing idle games and pokemmo while watching tv/movies
177
+ >might get octopath traveller 2 when it gets on sale, mebe just pirate it.
178
+ god dammit this is the comfiest gayming i have ever known. gonna get rid of my pc soon so i can spend less time on this god awful website and the internet in general.
179
+ --- 634900553
180
+ >>634900318
181
+ It looks pretty good anon.
182
+ --- 634900562
183
+ >>634900057
184
+ what keyboard are you using fellow deckbro? I bought pick related so I could also use it with my Amazon Firestick and because it has USBC, and so far no complaints.
185
+ --- 634900573
186
+ >>634892817 (OP)
187
+ so tired of you faggots saying the steam deck is $399
188
+
189
+ you literally are required to swap out the internal memory on the 64gb model of the steamdeck since shaders are stored on the internal by default and offloading them to the sd card results in performance hits
190
+
191
+ and the screws on the steamdeck are self-threading and require a specialized screwdriver or else you risk the chance of not even getting to lift up the back plate without having to send off the device for repairs
192
+
193
+ next you are going to have to source a 2230 drive which is becoming increasingly difficult and risky due to the mere existence of the deck. it used to be $55 on ebay but has gone up to $75-100 now
194
+
195
+ finally the deck lacks GULI-kit joysticks, so that is another $30+solder
196
+
197
+ so let's do the math:
198
+ $399+$74.99+100+$30= $603.99
199
+ https://www.ifixit.com/Store/Tools/Pro-Tech-Toolkit/IF145-307
200
+ https://www.amazon.com/Electromagnetic-Steam-Deck-Thumbstick-Replacement-Accessories/dp/B0B31STJDH
201
+
202
+ and this is as being as generous as possible by assuming you will actually be swapping the ssd on your deck (spoilers, you won't). the vast majority of people simply just bought the 512 at it's retail value, which again brings us all the way back to the "only $150 more than deck but 2x more performant" situation, which is true.
203
+ --- 634900608
204
+ >>634900205
205
+ >It's not a bad console if you're a normie who is easily scammed and is willing to spend 500$ for a gimmick.
206
+ It's $399, why do you retards think you can get away with lying about publicly available information?
207
+ >quality experience handheld
208
+ Such as?
209
+ --- 634900652
210
+ >>634900216
211
+ Someone that wants a computer 8X more powerful than a steam deck
212
+ Someone that wants 1080p 75hz to play triple A games on
213
+ Someone that wants modularity to be able to upgrade their CPU in the future
214
+ Someone that wants modularity to be able to upgrade their GPU in the future
215
+ Someone that wants a modern CPU that can rival 6 core CPU's without being bottlenecked like the deck
216
+ Someone that wants to be able to play games without being incompatible like on steamOS.
217
+
218
+ It really is sad, no argument from deckies but blind leadership and shilling. They have no bearing on what they are even talking about.
219
+ --- 634900695
220
+ >>634900573
221
+ >you literally are required to swap out the internal memory on the 64gb model of the steamdeck since shaders are stored on the internal by default
222
+ Haven't swapped it, works on my machine.
223
+ >and the screws on the steamdeck are self-threading and require a specialized screwdriver
224
+ Skill issue.
225
+ --- 634900708
226
+ >>634900608
227
+ >399$
228
+ >Not counting tax
229
+ >Not counting memory upgrade which is essential to playing open world games
230
+
231
+ Wow you are retarded
232
+
233
+ You don't own a steam deck.
234
+ --- 634900767
235
+ >>634900695
236
+ This reeks of "I don't know what I'm talking about and I have no arguments, but I'm smug anyways"
237
+
238
+ Take this L loser.
239
+ --- 634900781
240
+ >>634898361
241
+ >+ memory upgrade
242
+ You literally don't need one unless you desperately need to shave a few seconds off your loading times. Christ, if you really need more space, get a SD card. They're cheap as dirt.
243
+ --- 634900830
244
+ >>634900781
245
+ >JUST PLAY RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 ON A FUCKING SD CARD
246
+
247
+ THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF DECKIES AND THEIR LOW IQ
248
+ --- 634900832
249
+ >>634900652
250
+ >Someone that wants a computer 8X more powerful than a steam deck
251
+ Again, why would you want such a cheap piece of shit desktop? Why would you care about the Steam Deck's performance when buying a desktop PC? It's completely irrelevant.
252
+ You must be poor.
253
+ --- 634900884
254
+ >>634900767
255
+ I have a 64GB Steam Deck and I haven't had to swap out my SSD. Neither have you, based on the fact that you have to use Deck pics you've found online.
256
+ --- 634900915
257
+ >>634900832
258
+ So no argument, got it? You got scammed, and for the same price you could've bought a powerful PC that can play 1080p gaming.
259
+
260
+ It seems I have won
261
+ --- 634900949
262
+ >>634900830
263
+ I did on a 750ti with high textures at a awesome less then 720p resolution.
264
+ Had to edit the settings just manually.
265
+ Had lots of fun
266
+ --- 634900984
267
+ >>634898361
268
+ >>634900708
269
+ >memory upgrade
270
+ You can't upgrade the memory on the Steam Deck. Do you think storage is memory, you ESL retard?
271
+ --- 634900995
272
+ >>634900830
273
+ >Wanting to play Red Dead Redemption 2
274
+ Seems the low IQ is you.
275
+ --- 634901005
276
+ >>634900573
277
+ >which again brings us all the way back to the "only $150 more than deck but 2x more performant" situation, which is true.
278
+
279
+ what is that even in reference to? the asus ally?
280
+ did prices for those actually go public?
281
+ --- 634901030
282
+ >>634900915
283
+ why can't you let people enjoy things? what happened to you as a child?
284
+ --- 634901087
285
+ >>634895283
286
+ Anyone? I've tried reinstalling retroarch and still does not work.
287
+ --- 634901102
288
+ >>634900205
289
+ anon
290
+ handhelds ARE gimmicks
291
+ --- 634901108
292
+ >>634900915
293
+ >So no argument, got it? You got scammed, and for the same price you could've bought a powerful PC that can play 1080p gaming.
294
+ For the third time, why would I want a "powerful" (lmao) PC that plays 1080p gaming when I have a PC that's much more powerful than the one you posted? Again, you must be really poor if you think having a Steam Deck and a desktop PC are somehow mutually exclusive.
295
+ --- 634901206
296
+ >>634900915
297
+ >You got scammed
298
+ I already have a gaming PC to play visually impressive or demanding games. I bought the steam deck to play indie games and emulate PS2 games portably, it's an entirely different use case.
299
+ --- 634901247
300
+ >>634900984
301
+ >Do you think storage is memory
302
+ anon...
303
+ --- 634901324
304
+ >>634901087
305
+ >>634895283
306
+ >retroarch
307
+ --- 634901327
308
+ >>634892817 (OP)
309
+ >Why do deckies defend this?
310
+ literally no game even uses the srbg spectrum even if they are hdr compatible.
311
+ --- 634901376
312
+ >>634900708
313
+ >playing open world games
314
+ who's the retard?
315
+ --- 634901402
316
+ >>634892817 (OP)
317
+ I dont give a shit. I have a color accurate art monitor that i calibrate every once in a while and its dogshit for gaming.
318
+ The screen has 4k monitor tier pixel density and is low power. Only real complaint is bezels.
319
+
320
+ You paid mid tier poverty spec smartphone money for a lower-mid range pc that fits in your hand.
321
+ Its a good fucking deal.
322
+ --- 634901557
323
+ >>634901327
324
+ >>634901206
325
+ >>634901402
326
+ >>634901005
327
+ >>634900984
328
+ --- 634901691
329
+ >>634901557
330
+ Who gives a shit, anon? The Rog Ally is also a Steam device. It's the same system.
331
+ --- 634901758
332
+ >>634901557
333
+ Anon, those black dots on your mattress are bedbugs.
334
+ --- 634901790
335
+ I don't give a fuck. I use the damn thing to play video games, not for competitive colorimeter drag racing.
336
+ --- 634901830
337
+ >>634901557
338
+ It's twice the price it has to be better.
339
+ Anyway I doubt they will bring it to my third world hole in the ground
340
+ --- 634901918
341
+ >>634901557
342
+ It's hilarious that you're shilling the ASUS Ally because it'll supposedly be 30-40% more powerful than the Steam Deck, meanwhile you're shilling a piece of shit PC like this >>634899775 instead of a more powerful one.
343
+ Why not shill a desktop PC that's 30-40% more performant than that? Don't you understand the more powerful PC will be better than yours?
344
+ --- 634901947
345
+ >>634901830
346
+ The rog is said to be competitively priced by Asus themselevsa, linus tech tips said. That means probably sub 800$.
347
+
348
+ If true I'm selling the deck and getting it. Steam deck is a piece of shit.
349
+ --- 634901987
350
+ >>634892817 (OP)
351
+ Because dolphin emulation in bed is kino.
352
+ --- 634902028
353
+ Finished over 20 games on my 'eck ever since I got it earlier this year.
354
+ Luv me comfy handhelds.
355
+
356
+ Simple as.
357
+ --- 634902104
358
+ >>634901947
359
+ It's going to be 799.99 at best
360
+ But if it can't run ue5 games it's pointless.
361
+ Anyway it will probably barely run them and make them look ps3 levels
362
+ --- 634902112
363
+ >>634892817 (OP)
364
+ colors isn't even the worse problem.
365
+ the smearing is unbearable the motion blur is built in. you can't turn it off...
366
+ --- 634902134
367
+ >>634901947
368
+ Regardless of how much the Ally costs or how good it ends up being it's never going to be as good a deal as the Steam Deck because A) ASUS can't sell it at a loss or at cost and B) it won't benefit from economies of scale as much as the Deck does.
369
+ --- 634902192
370
+ I just moved into a new house. It has a beautiful deck in the back. I considered using my previous internet one last time to avoid the ban I would get for posting a picture of my docked deck on my dock with my penis on it. 'ick on 'eck' on 'ock on 'eck, if you will. I chose not to. But the precious few who ever read this will now know.
371
+ --- 634902218
372
+ >>634900258
373
+ did someone say rupees!?
374
+ --- 634902675
375
+ >>634899872
376
+ Because shills make negative threads for more replies, and so they can respond positively to their own thin criticisms.
377
+ --- 634902823
378
+ >>634902134
379
+ Why do people insist valve sell the deck at a loss? they don't, and have never said that.
380
+ --- 634902870
381
+ >>634902823
382
+ Interestingly enough I have also never said that in the very post you're responding to.
383
+ --- 634903165
384
+ >>634902870
385
+ >it's never going to be as good a deal as the Steam Deck because A) ASUS can't sell it at a loss or at cost
386
+ The implication you make is clear. That Asus can't, yet valve do.
387
+ --- 634903189
388
+ >>634893069
389
+ >hardware performance
390
+ hw from 2012 lol
391
+ --- 634903265
392
+ >>634903165
393
+ You do know what "at cost" means, right anon?
394
+ --- 634903301
395
+ Ick on eck
396
+ --- 634903385
397
+ OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
398
+ DECKSISTERS! HOW COME THE ROG ALLY GETS 35000 AND THE DECK ONLY GETS 3200?!
399
+ YOU TOLD ME THE STEAM DECK WAS POWERFUL! NOOOOOOOO IM GOING INSANE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
400
+ --- 634903457
401
+ >>634903265
402
+ The deck doesn't sell at cost either. It makes profit.
403
+ --- 634903470
404
+ >>634903385
405
+ >cpu benchmark
406
+ it's fucking nothing
407
+ --- 634903524
408
+ >>634903457
409
+ Why do people insist the deck makes profit? Valve have never said that.
410
+ --- 634903667
411
+ >>634901327
412
+ >no game
413
+ We have like 20000 games though
414
+ --- 634904151
415
+ >>634903524
416
+ >Okay so maybe I lied that they sell it at a loss,but they clearly sell it at cost, idiot!
417
+ >Okay so perhaps they don't sell it at cost either, but you can't prove they make money on it!
418
+ Anon, stop being retarded. Prove your assertions or stop hanging around the thread and passive aggressively acting like a domestic abuse victim
419
+ --- 634904196
420
+ OP: you know what this device REALLY needs? less battery life
421
+ >also op
422
+ >scrutinizing the fucking rgb range of a portable device intended to be used on the go while inside a perfectly dark room, his bedroom and office.
423
+ --- 634904205
424
+ >>634900573
425
+ Bought the poorfag model. Didnt buy any of that shit you claim I "need". Youre wrong. Cope and seethe.
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+ --- 634904313
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+ >>634899872
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+ 98% of deck threads about negative stuff is unironically posted by 1 single pajeet who keeps seething. The number 1 indicator of this is he always seethes about the screen. That's always the first thing he brings up
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+ --- 634904328
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+ >>634900652
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+ Those in need of a PC, and those in need of a handheld that plays Steam games are two different markets retard. Nobody is choosing between the two.
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+ --- 634904505
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+ >>634904151
434
+ No one knows because Valve doesn't need to let anyone know that. Everyone extrapolates their own interpretation of cost from the initial IGN preview interview where Gaben said the pricing was "painful" and ran with it. All it means is that Valve took a bunch of deliberate steps to price it aggressively price the console to their own detriment but it in no ways tells anyone whether it makes or loses money on the console alone.
435
+ Also, where are you going to find an equivalent SOC like Van Gogh priced for cheap? All the AMD equivalent Rembrandt silicon is all in $700+ laptops at best.
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+ --- 634904539
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+ >>634900096
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+ not if we're paying for a $400 dollars product. You should learn how to prioritize anon.
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+ --- 634904557
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+ Look steamies, I'm just not going to buy it ok?
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+ --- 634904561
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+ >>634904151
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+ There's no evidence they don't sell it a loss, no evidence they don't sell it at cost and no evidence that they sell it for profit. On the other hand you'd have to be retarded to think they aren't at least selling it at cost, which you obviously are considering you didn't even know what that meant two posts ago.
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+ --- 634904632
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+ >>634904151
446
+ >Prove your assertions
447
+ Are you gonna prove your assertion that the Deck makes a profit on hardware sales?
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+ --- 634904656
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+ >>634892817 (OP)
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+ Only thing keeping me from trying this.
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+ If you use a screen that's too cheap and shitty for even fucking nintendo, then you know you have a problem.
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+ --- 634904829
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+ >>634904557
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+ ok.
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+ --- 634904842
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+ >>634904561
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+ >there's no evidence they don't
458
+ There's no evidence that each steam deck isn't magicked into existence by a wish-granting rhinoceros, either.
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+ >>634904632
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+ They make a profit because they don't sell at a loss or at cost. Until you can prove they do, then they make profit by default.
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+
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+ I hope you're actually pretending to be this clueless
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+ --- 634904889
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+ >>634904557
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+ >at retail price
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+ lel
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+ --- 634904908
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+ >>634904842
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+ >They make a profit because they don't sell at a loss or at cost.
470
+ Source?
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+ --- 634904912
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+ >>634892817 (OP)
473
+ Get a job. . .
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+ --- 634904924
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+ >>634900047
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+ third worlders don't like handhelds tho
477
+ --- 634904932
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+ >>634904561
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+ >There's no evidence they don't sell it a loss
480
+ they discounted it by 10% recently. That's pretty good evidence that they're not selling it at a loss, unless they're the stupidest business in history.
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+ --- 634904986
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+ All I see in Steam Deck threads are screenshots of some indie shit or some really old game. I have yet to see what's the maximum in modern games you can put outta it for real. Wouldn't it be cheaper just to buy some chinese console if you just want something to play retro games on?
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+ --- 634905002
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+ >>634904842
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+ >There's no evidence that each steam deck isn't magicked into existence by a wish-granting rhinoceros, either.
486
+ There's an actual amount of evidence of that as there is of it being sold for profit, however.
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+ --- 634905013
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+ >>634904908
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+ >source
490
+ how numbers work. If it ain't a minus or a zero, it's a plus. silly negro.
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+ --- 634905036
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+ >>634904986
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+ DMC 4 is not that retro
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+ --- 634905067
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+ >>634904932
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+ Production cost isn't constant, that's not how it works anon.
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+ --- 634905126
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+ >>634905013
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+ So are you gonna prove your assertion that it isn't a minus or a zero or are you just gonna keep proving how retarded you are?
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+ --- 634905127
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+ >>634905067
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+ I doubt production costs would have INCREASED in the last two years, considering how they were at the highest point in the middle of the pandemic.
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+ --- 634905167
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+ >>634903189
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+ >hw from 2012
506
+ >rdna2
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+ Are you retarded ?
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+ --- 634905191
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+ >>634900562
510
+ if I have to type on the deck or do some desktop mode I remote control from my PC with anydesk.
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+ Im sad that the deck doesnt have some sort of hardware keyboard. Id use that more than the meme touchpads.
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+ --- 634905223
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+ >>634905126
514
+ You want me to prove that a plus isn't a minus or a zero?
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+ --- 634905243
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+ >>634904932
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+ Loss leading is a viable business strategy and companies do it all the time.
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+ --- 634905284
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+ >>634892817 (OP)
520
+ So what stupid chink brick is this fag trying to shill?
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+ --- 634905337
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+ >>634905284
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+ >chink
524
+ say this in real life, fucker. See how quickly you get your ass beat
525
+ --- 634905358
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+ >>634905223
527
+ If you prove it is a plus then you're also proving it isn't a minus or a zero. If you prove it is a minus or a zero you're proving it's not a plus. I hope you're actually pretending to be this retarded.
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+ --- 634905427
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+ >>634905036
530
+ nta but its over 15 years old
531
+ --- 634905453
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+ >>634905358
533
+ holy shit, you are illiterate. No wonder you have to spend half an hour sperging rather than explaining yourself.
534
+ --- 634905462
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+ >>634905427
536
+ Is that retro? That wouldn't even make a good vintage.
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+ --- 634905486
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+ >>634905337
539
+ >all asians are badass kung fu masters
540
+ racist
541
+ --- 634905546
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+ >>634904932
543
+ >That's pretty good evidence that they're not selling it at a loss, unless they're the stupidest business in history.
544
+ The fact that the base model is a really good deal whereas the most expensive isn't is pretty solid evidence that they're subsidizing the base model with the cost of the most expensive one. That's what an intelligent business would do, at least.
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+ --- 634905547
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+ >>634900573
547
+ >and the screws on the steamdeck are self-threading and require a specialized screwdriver or else you risk the chance of not even getting to lift up the back plate without having to send off the device for repairs
548
+ but it's ok when nintendo does it
549
+ --- 634905564
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+ >>634904986
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+ Cheap chinkship usually has more than 5 hours battery life too.
552
+ --- 634905621
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+ >>634900573
554
+ >self tapping Phillips head screw is considered specialized
555
+ holy shit, what fucking poor shithole do you live in
556
+ --- 634905670
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+ >>634905547
558
+ Nintendo does not use specialized screws.
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+ --- 634905678
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+ >>634905453
561
+ If you honestly need it explained further then your reading comprehension is at a kindergarten level, which you pretty much confirmed with your first response. You couldn't prove your claim that the Deck was being sold for profit and when I pointed this out you said that the proof was that it wasn't sold at a loss or at cost, which was a claim you also couldn't prove. Is that simple enough, retard?
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+ --- 634905829
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+ >>634905670
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+ Yes they do
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+ --- 634905854
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+ >>634905678
567
+ looks to me like you were asked to prove your assertions that you made here:
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+ >>634902134
569
+ and couldn't do it, so you got all hyper-defensive like a woman and starting sperging for a whole hour, demanding that other people prove that zero isn't a plus.
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+
571
+ You're always going to be in the wrong until you back up the words in this post.
572
+ >>634902134
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+ --- 634905897
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+ >>634905829
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+ no they don't
576
+ --- 634905967
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+ >>634892817 (OP)
578
+ I'm 100% on the ROG ally train for this reason kek
579
+ --- 634906017
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+ >>634905897
581
+ They use a triwing bit instead of standard phillips head
582
+ --- 634906074
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+ >>634906017
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+ No they don't
585
+ --- 634906163
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+ >>634905854
587
+ Sure, you can repeat the conversation from the beginning if that helps you understand it. Here's where I pointed out that I didn't make that assertion: >>634902870
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+ Here's where you made the assertion that they sell it for profit, which you still can't prove: >>634904842
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+ >like a woman
590
+ Anon you literally have the brain of a woman.
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+ --- 634906169
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+ >>634892817 (OP)
593
+ >AAAAAAAAAH HOW DARE YOU BUY AND ENJOY SOMETHING NOT MADE BY ΝINTENDⵔOOOOO
594
+ >YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID $30 FOR AN OUTDATED TABLET THAT CAN'T RUN ABOVE 15FPS AND 720P IN 2023!!!!!!!!!
595
+ --- 634906435
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+ I just wanted portable Bloody Palace(s) and Tony Hawk.
597
+ --- 634906591
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+ >>634906163
599
+ >Here's where I pointed out that I didn't make that assertion
600
+ You did though. You said:
601
+ >it's never going to be as good a deal as the Steam Deck because A) ASUS can't sell it at a loss or at cost
602
+ which directly asserts that you believe the steam deck is being sold either at a loss, or at cost through direct comparison.
603
+
604
+ Eg. "The Sky will never be as pretty as a diamond because it doesn't shine" is a direct implication that A) diamonds shine, and B) the quality of shining is what elevates it above the sky.
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+
606
+ If you don't understand how English works, you should not be here, or at least you should stick to making dull shitposts where you repost your hand and then reply to yourself saying "give it back" 10 times an hour.
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+ --- 634906648
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+ Rog Ally will mog the shit deck
609
+ --- 634906714
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+ >>634905967
611
+ Deckfags are too poor to care about quality
612
+ --- 634906721
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+ >>634906648
614
+ >GPD Win 4 will mog Deck
615
+ >AYANEO 2 will mog Deck
616
+ >Odin will mog Deck
617
+ sure I heard that before, sister
618
+ --- 634906808
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+ >>634906721
620
+ none of those statements are incorrect
621
+ --- 634906835
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+ >>634906721
623
+ You're a retard for not going for the best UMPC in the market
624
+ --- 634906908
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+ >>634906591
626
+ >which directly asserts that you believe the steam deck is being sold either at a loss, or at cost through direct comparison.
627
+ >If you don't understand how English works
628
+ Ironic, because it doesn't necessarily mean that at all. It's completely hypothetical. It could for example mean that Valve could choose to sell it at cost or at a loss in the future, to compete with Asus.
629
+ >They make a profit because they don't sell at a loss or at cost.
630
+ Why are you so concerned with proving assertions when you can't prove this one? You're always going to be in the wrong until you back up the words in this post: >>634904842
631
+ --- 634906971
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+ >>634906835
633
+ >buying some chink shit that has no support and it's more expensive jus to own steam
634
+ retard
635
+ --- 634907038
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+ Is the top model screen better than the base model? I just heard it is matte. But how about the actual viewing experience?
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+ --- 634907103
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+ post Aya Neo battery life and laugh, chink shills want you to forget that the power balance is fucked, the price jumped, and you get shader stutters
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+
640
+ I can see the Rog actually being a good custom premium device because they made a custom APU for it though
641
+ --- 634907121
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+ >>634907038
643
+ its supposed to be anti-glare but I also hear it makes colors shittier
644
+ --- 634907217
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+ >>634906908
646
+ > It's completely hypothetical. It could for example mean that Valve could choose to sell it at cost or at a loss in the future
647
+ this makes no sense, because the deck has been out for years at this point. You've tried to cobble together an excuse to explain away your mistake rather than own up to it again.
648
+
649
+ >Why are you so concerned with proving assertions when you can't prove this one?
650
+ I asked first, and you couldn't back up anything you said. I have no obligation toward you until you either prove your initial assertions, or until you show yourself to be so incompetent with your own language that you can't be held responsible for their meaning.
651
+
652
+ We are approaching the latter. I honestly don't think you know what you're saying because you're retarded
653
+ --- 634907394
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+ >>634906908
655
+ >It's completely hypothetical
656
+ --- 634907709
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+ >>634907217
658
+ >this makes no sense, because the deck has been out for years at this point.
659
+ But the ASUS Ally isn't, which means that it's currently a hypothetical example. See what happens when you're too retarded to read basic English? You literally couldn't even understand the difference between "is never going to be as good a deal" and "isn't as good a deal."
660
+ >I asked first, and you couldn't back up anything you said.
661
+ It doesn't matter whether you asked first, whether I actually made the assertion or whether the alleged assertion was even wrong: Even if I couldn't prove the assertion I didn't make you've still made a separate assertion that you also can't prove, which is your claim that the Steam Deck makes profit on its hardware. It's your claim so the burden of proof is on you; whether you think you have an obligation or not doesn't change the fact that you can't prove your assertion. That you genuinely don't understand this literally also means that you have an IQ below 90, by the way.
662
+ --- 634907821
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+ >>634900553
664
+ >playing Stardew valley on non-OLED screen
665
+ --- 634907895
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+ >>634907821
667
+ Agreed, the original Switch is disgusting. Can't believe people were retarded enough to buy it.
668
+ --- 634907982
669
+ >>634907709
670
+ >You literally couldn't even understand the difference between "is never going to be as good a deal" and "isn't as good a deal."
671
+ "is never going to be" is far more definitive a statement, and therefore less of a hypothetical.
672
+ >It doesn't matter whether you asked first
673
+ sure it does. You didn't honour the obligation to prove your point, so you can be dismissed as just making wild assumptions. Even more so because your only defence for it has been "It was hypothetical, bro!"
674
+
675
+ which it isn't, because it's literally a real-life situation being discussed in this thread, dumbass.
676
+
677
+ It's been really funny to watch just how long you would spend in falling over yourself over and over for hours rather than just admitting to yourself you jumped the gun a little. You must have some serious insecurity, and I find that fuckin hilarious.
678
+ --- 634908002
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+ >>634907038
680
+ No
681
+ --- 634908164
682
+ >>634907895
683
+ >>634900553
684
+ > switch brightness on minimum
685
+ > deck brightness on maximum
686
+ nice try faggot
687
+ --- 634908205
688
+ >>634907982
689
+ it's been really funny to watch you bump my thread over and over, too.
690
+ --- 634908361
691
+ >>634908205
692
+ yeah, you're a real mastermind. My six or seven posts are totally worth it, I'm sure. Should have stuck to posting your black hand in front of the deck.
693
+ --- 634908396
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+ >>634907821
695
+ that game looks like liquid dogshit no matter what screen you use. get a grip.
696
+ --- 634908456
697
+ Will deck emulate TOTK at 60fps like BOTW?
698
+ --- 634908526
699
+ >>634908456
700
+ it doesn't emulate BOTW on the switch at anything over 20fps. It has to emulate the wiiU version. So, totk is a no-go
701
+ --- 634908623
702
+ >>634907982
703
+ >"is never going to be" is far more definitive a statement, and therefore less of a hypothetical.
704
+ What's definitive is me saying that ASUS will never be able to compete with Valve, which is different than stating that the Steam Deck is being sold at a loss or at cost, which I never said. What I literally said was that ASUS won't be able to compete with Valve because Valve has the ABILITY to sell the Steam Deck at a loss or at cost, which is HYPOTHETICAL:
705
+ "it's never going to be as good a deal as the Steam Deck because A) ASUS can't sell it at a loss or at cost and" >>634902134
706
+ When your retarded ass responded to this by implying I was saying Valve were selling the Deck at a loss, I even explicitly pointed out to you that I wasn't saying that:
707
+ "Interestingly enough I have also never said that in the very post you're responding to." >>634902870
708
+ So you've been sperging out for several hours now about something I not only I didn't say, but that I also immediately explained to you I wasn't saying. All because you don't even understand basic English.
709
+ >sure it does. You didn't honour the obligation to prove your point, so you can be dismissed as just making wild assumptions.
710
+ There's a difference between dismissing an assertion and making an assertion yourself that you can't prove, which is what you did:
711
+ "The deck doesn't sell at cost either. It makes profit." >>634903457
712
+ So where's the proof, mongoloid?
713
+ --- 634908970
714
+ >>634908623
715
+ > What I literally said was that ASUS won't be able to compete with Valve because Valve has the ABILITY to sell the Steam Deck at a loss or at cost
716
+ so you don't know what "literally" means, either. Because you didn't say that at all. Nothing like it.
717
+ >So you've been sperging out for several hours now about something I not only I didn't say
718
+ Nah, you said it, and you meant it. That's why you starting screaming about it for an hour like a bitch, instead of saying "Oh sorry. What I actually meant was..." because you thought you could defend your position. Turns out you were wrong, and are now trying to say "no what I actually said was THIS, and you're a retard for assuming my words have meaning!"
719
+ >There's a difference between dismissing an assertion and making an assertion yourself that you can't prove
720
+ You can't dismiss your own assertion, stupid. And you made the initial assertion that you can't prove. And besides, if everything you said was just hypothetical jokes, then why are you so angry about needing proof for anything made in response to that? Surely it's all just hypothetical, bro?
721
+
722
+ TL;DR: you tied yourself in knots until you admitted that you don't know what you're talking about, nothing you say has any meaning or real-world application and you aren't responsible enough for your own words to be able to competently defend them.
723
+ looks like I was right, here.
724
+ >>634907217
725
+ --- 634909360
726
+ >>634908623
727
+ >What I literally said was that ASUS won't be able to compete with Valve because Valve has the ABILITY to sell the Steam Deck at a loss or at cost
728
+ NTA, but how the fuck would this ever be true? asus is a straight-ass hardware company, and valve isn't. asus has massive pull with all the hardware manufacturers, valve doesn't. asus get much better prices from chipmakers, valve doesn't. If anyone can sell at a loss, it's asus, not valve.
729
+ --- 634909539
730
+ >>634908970
731
+ >Because you didn't say that at all. Nothing like it.
732
+ That is literally what that means, and you've been sperging out about it for two hours now rather than simply admitting that you didn't understand the post. Which is hilarious btw, because not understanding something once is fine, but you've been failing to understand it for several hours now.
733
+ >instead of saying "Oh sorry. What I actually meant was..."
734
+ Hey retard, I just told you I did clarify it for you in the post you just responded to:
735
+ >"Interestingly enough I have also never said that in the very post you're responding to." >>634902870
736
+ >You can't dismiss your own assertion, stupid.
737
+ Who said that, ESL retard? You dismissing an assertion doesn't mean you also have to make an assertion yourself, and if you do you have to prove it.
738
+ If someone says "X is Y" you can respond with "there's no evidence X is Y", but what you said was "X isn't Y, it's Z." Now the burden of proof is on you to prove that it's Z, which is your claim that the Steam Deck makes profit. But you can't prove that because there's no evidence for it, hence your hours long autistic meltdown.
739
+ I get that you didn't understand the initial post and instead of admitting you misread it, you wanted to go into your little debate-bro mode just like the retarded youtubers you admire do. But you should at the very least learn to understand the difference between dismissing an assertion and making one.
740
+ --- 634909619
741
+ >>634909360
742
+ >NTA, but how the fuck would this ever be true? asus is a straight-ass hardware company, and valve isn't. asus has massive pull with all the hardware manufacturers, valve doesn't. asus get much better prices from chipmakers, valve doesn't. If anyone can sell at a loss, it's asus, not valve.
743
+ ASUS makes money on hardware sales, Valve makes money on software sales. That's why Sony and Microsoft both sell their consoles as close to cost as possible, which is likely what Valve are doing with the Steam Deck as well.
744
+ --- 634909794
745
+ >>634909619
746
+ I think I'm with the other guy, now. i want you to prove that valve is selling these at a loss, because I don't see it happening. microsoft and sony openly admitted it, did valve?
747
+ --- 634909812
748
+ >>634896540
749
+ Being able to navigate with just a controller and no need to sign in is peak comfy
750
+ --- 634909842
751
+ >>634909794
752
+ I'm glad you understand the difference between Valve and ASUS now, but I never said that Valve is selling it at a loss.
753
+ --- 634910050
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+ >>634909794
755
+ They all but said it outright. You don't call your price point painful if you're not selling at a loss.
756
+ --- 634910091
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+ >>634909539
758
+ >That is literally what that means
759
+ you've already proven that you don't know what you're saying. Your credibility is done. Who cares what your special meanings for words are?
760
+ >I did clarify
761
+ saying "I never said that!" is not clarification. Nor did you go on to clarify ANYTHING for like 2 hours, until you suddenly decided that what you meant was something completely different, and it's everyone else's fault for not having such a whimsical grasp of the English language as you.
762
+ >If someone says "X is Y" you can respond with "there's no evidence X is Y", but what you said was "X isn't Y, it's Z
763
+ yes, idiot. If it doesn't sell at a LOSS or at COST, then it is necessarily being sold at a PROFIT. If you can't prove it's being sold at a loss, or at cost (which you can't), then necessarily by default they are making profit. Because all those three situations are inextricably bound. Jesus.
764
+
765
+ If it's not COLD outside, and it's not ROOM TEMPERATURE outside, it is, by default, HOT outside.
766
+
767
+ you are out of your depth in all respects, here.
768
+ --- 634910142
769
+ >>634910050
770
+ >You don't call your price point painful if you're not selling at a loss.
771
+ sure you do. It's marketing. no difference between that and some jewish goldsmith rubbing his hands and saying "I couldn't sell it to my *mother* for less, goyim!".
772
+ --- 634910440
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+ >>634910142
774
+ This. It's pretty easy even for a layman to see where valve cut corners with the deck, and there are at least 5 vital parts that they cheaped out on. The screen, storage, wi-fi chip, casing and cooling are all so subpar they could be bought for pennies, and it's well-known that the aerith APU was adapted from pandemic fire sale stock and probably bought on the cheap too. Not saying the deck isn't good for the money, but it's not like gaben is cutting into his own money to sell it to you so cheap. I would assume people think this because they're deep in the cult of steam by now and see him as a good guy.
775
+ --- 634910453
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+ The switch is better due to the OLED and actual dedicated first party support from Nintendo
777
+ --- 634910565
778
+ >>634910091
779
+ >you've already proven that you don't know what you're saying. Your credibility is done. Who cares what your special meanings for words are?
780
+ I accept your concession.
781
+ >saying "I never said that!" is not clarification
782
+ Yes it is, and you just conceded it was: "Oh sorry. What I actually meant was..."
783
+ Looks like your lack of reading comprehension finally caught up to you.
784
+ >If it doesn't sell at a LOSS or at COST, then it is necessarily being sold at a PROFIT.
785
+ Yes, the keyword being IF. There's no proof it's selling at a loss or at cost and there's no proof it isn't either, which means that you can't say that it's selling for profit.
786
+ >If you can't prove it's being sold at a loss, or at cost (which you can't), then necessarily by default they are making profit.
787
+ No, you colossal retard. This is really where you're clearly showing how unintelligent you are. If you aren't able to prove something it just means you aren't able to prove it, it doesn't mean that the opposite is now proven. You're saying that if you can't prove that X is Y, then X has to be Z. No, X can still be Y even if there's no proof of it, so you can't definitely say it's Z. You're LITERALLY saying that something being unproven means it's false, when it actually just means it's unproven. Holy shit anon, I was just making fun of you before but now I'm actually concerned for you.
788
+ >Because all those three situations are inextricably bound.
789
+ All three situations in this case are unproven and you're saying one of the situations is definitively happening, without proof! Holy shit you are stupid.
790
+ --- 634910680
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+ >>634910565
792
+ >I accept your concession
793
+ >keeps sperging
794
+ wow you really don't know the meaning of words, do you?
795
+ Not even going to bother reading the rest of that shit. Move on. Learn English before you consider posting again, because you're obviously not au fait with it.
796
+ --- 634910729
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+ >>634910091
798
+ >If you can't prove it's being sold at a loss, or at cost (which you can't), then necessarily by default they are making profit
799
+ anon...
800
+ --- 634910745
801
+ >>634910565
802
+ >No, X can still be Y even if there's no proof of it
803
+ literal wishful thinking, by the way. You're hilarious, but I don't have time to keep feeding you.
804
+ --- 634910787
805
+ >>634910680
806
+ >Not even going to bother reading the rest of that shit.
807
+ LMAO I WONDER WHY
808
+ --- 634910825
809
+ >>634910729
810
+ I have to leave, but yes. If it's being sold, but not sold at a loss, or at cost (neutral), then yes, it's being sold at a profit. That's the only assumption we can make. If there are two paths, and you don't take the left or stay still, then you are by default taking the right path.
811
+
812
+ Anyway, I'm off.
813
+ --- 634910880
814
+ >>634910745
815
+ >literal wishful thinking, by the way.
816
+ It's not wishful thinking, it's a possible outcome. I never said it was was Y, I'm saying it's possible since we don't know either way. You're however saying Z is proven because Y is unproven, even though you know you can't prove it.
817
+ >Learn English before you consider posting again
818
+ I don't even know what I'm supposed to tell you to learn, because you unironically believe that something being unproven means it's false. Jesus christ anon.
819
+ --- 634910932
820
+ >>634910880
821
+ until you can prove Y, it's safe to assume Z, yes. What's the problem?
822
+ --- 634910934
823
+ >>634910825
824
+ >IF
825
+ >ANYWAY I'M SUDDENLY OFF AFTER SPERGING OUT FOR 3 HOURS
826
+ --- 634910942
827
+ I must assume people thinking deck costs a lot to be really, really bad at math.
828
+ --- 634911003
829
+ >>634910932
830
+ Literally the exact same thing as saying until you can prove Z it's safe to assume Y. Why assume anything when you have no proof? Your brain is made of dogshit.
831
+ --- 634911021
832
+ >>634910934
833
+ >>634910787
834
+ >give someone literal hours of my time putting up with their tomfoolery and literal inability to understand English
835
+ >have to leave
836
+ >LMAO OH HOW SUSPICIOUS YOU ARE CHINESE HAHAHA SUDDENLY YOU HAVE TO GO
837
+
838
+ There's nothing sudden about it. I have been here for hours, and now I am going. Yet another word you don't understand. Anyway, enough.
839
+ --- 634911059
840
+ >>634910942
841
+ >I must assume people thinking deck costs a lot to be really, really bad at math.
842
+ OP literally just proved he is, he's the same dude who's currently sperging out in the thread
843
+ --- 634911120
844
+ >>634910825
845
+ >Anyway, I'm off.
846
+ >>634911003
847
+ >Anyway, enough.
848
+ How about one more (you)?
849
+ --- 634911152
850
+ >>634911003
851
+ he's right tho. Occam's razor. things are normally sold for profit, and selling at a loss or cost is out of the ordinary. so with the absense of proofs we assume that the ordinary is the truth.
852
+ --- 634911180
853
+ >>634910932
854
+ >until you can prove Y, it's safe to assume Z, yes.
855
+ --- 634911280
856
+ >>634911152
857
+ >he's right tho. Occam's razor. things are normally sold for profit, and selling at a loss or cost is out of the ordinary. so with the absense of proofs we assume that the ordinary is the truth.
858
+ Except consoles are usually sold at a loss to begin with and then at cost or as close to at cost as possible, so the premise is wrong. But occam's razor also can't factually prove something by itself.
859
+ --- 634911332
860
+ >>634911280
861
+ >consoles
862
+ --- 634911389
863
+ >>634911332
864
+ Consoles are able to sell at a loss or at cost because they can make up the difference through software sales. This is super basic stuff anon, everyone in the thread but you already knows it.
865
+ --- 634911480
866
+ >>634911021
867
+ >There's nothing sudden about it.
868
+ it's pretty sudden when you only have to leave once you get completely blown the fuck out, especially if you also announce you're leaving three times
869
+ --- 634911502
870
+ >>634911389
871
+ the deck is a PC, anon. PCs aren't the same as consoles. There is no exclusivity to hardware or software, and you can't apply scarcity in the same way.
872
+ --- 634911564
873
+ I don't get it who is leaving pro steam deck or the a ti-steam deck
874
+ --- 634911612
875
+ >>634911480
876
+ >declaring yourself the winner after hes gone
877
+ He fucked you like a five dollar whore, anon. and you're gonna be talking about him for the next ten threads
878
+ --- 634911690
879
+ >>634911502
880
+ valve makes its money through software sales so it makes sense they'd sell the deck at cost
881
+ --- 634911743
882
+ >>634911612
883
+ i'm not that anon but based on your response you're definitely the other retard
884
+ --- 634911779
885
+ >>634911690
886
+ it makes more sense that they would sell at a profit, because that's how business works, and this:
887
+ >>634910440
888
+ is pretty obvious. we can see where they cut corners
889
+ --- 634911827
890
+ >>634911612
891
+ Buddy, didn't you already say bye twice? What made you come back?
892
+ --- 634911843
893
+ >>634911743
894
+ okay m8. Everyone will be him for the next ten threads.
895
+ --- 634911847
896
+ >>634901557
897
+ Its already useless goyslop machine without trackpads
898
+ --- 634911909
899
+ >>634910453
900
+ FUCK THE SWITCH!
901
+ --- 634911912
902
+ >>634911779
903
+ >it makes more sense that they would sell at a profit, because that's how business works
904
+ except it doesn't work that way in the games industry as seen by the consoles and yes the deck makes money the same way they do
905
+ --- 634912045
906
+ >>634911912
907
+ yeah but consoles can use exclusivity and scarcity and shit like that, and PCs can't. so no, the deck doesn't make money the same way because it's not a console. You ignored the point about cutting corners, too
908
+ --- 634912263
909
+ >>634912045
910
+ exclusivity has nothing to do with it, it is a selling point but it isn't the primary way they make money, it's software sales. meaning valve knows that the people who buy the deck will buy games through it just like sony knows people will buy games through the playstation
911
+ of course it doesnt matter to valve where you buy the games because they make the same amount regardless but the deck expands their market
912
+ cutting corners is also adifferent thing, they aren't mutually exclusive
913
+ --- 634912281
914
+ >>634900573
915
+ >>634905547
916
+ Steamies really can't ever accept criticism can they based on the replies on this quoted posts
917
+ Its all true especially this one >>634901557 >>634901557
918
+ All of these replies are prime seethe and cope
919
+ >>634907038
920
+ No unless you enjoy matte and reduction in color from matte screen
921
+ Steamies are just losers just can't accept the truth
922
+ --- 634912375
923
+ >>634912263
924
+ >exclusivity has nothing to do with it
925
+ >it is a selling point
926
+ wut? anyway, software sales on consoles are more important because they're exclusive. If you want a sony ps5 game, you can only get it from one place: sony. PC games you can get anywhere.
927
+ --- 634912382
928
+ >>634912281
929
+ >Its all true especially this one >>634901557
930
+ How is that criticism of Steam, tho? It's literally a Steam device.
931
+ --- 634912562
932
+ >>634912375
933
+ exclusivity doesn't determine whether a company primarily makes money through software or not, for an example of this see steam which has very few big exclusives but makes its money by selling software
934
+ yes you can get pc games from anywhere but in practice that's mostly through steam and this is even more true for the steam deck where most launchers aren't even compatible with linux
935
+ >If you want a sony ps5 game, you can only get it from one place: sony.
936
+ well you can also get it from steam lol
937
+ --- 634912810
938
+ >>634912562
939
+ >for an example of this see steam
940
+ >you can get pc games from anywhere but in practice that's mostly through steam
941
+ >this is even more true for the steam deck
942
+ >well you can also get it from steam lol
943
+ I have a feeling you just really want to shill..
944
+ --- 634913009
945
+ >>634912810
946
+ ???
947
+ i'm just explaining the basic concept of platform owners making money through software rather than hardware to you. they do this because... well why wouldn't they? it makes the hardware cheaper which leads to more hardware sales which leads to more software sales
948
+ --- 634913128
949
+ >>634899872
950
+ no idea I like my deck
951
+ --- 634913137
952
+ >>634913009
953
+ the hardware is cheap because they cut corners. The screen is shite, a lot of the components are basic cheap shit you can get for pennies. that's more convincing to me.
954
+ --- 634913149
955
+ >>634911843
956
+ Don't worry, there's literally only one dude on this board retarded enough to think that something being unproven proves it's false, and that's you.
957
+ --- 634913210
958
+ >>634913137
959
+ again the two aren't mutually exclusive, it's obviously both. cutting corners is what all consoles do that's why they're so fucking weak
960
+ --- 634913234
961
+ >>634892817 (OP)
962
+ Worst thing is they took a cheap smartphone screen and rotated it 90 degrees, so instead of updating from top to bottom it updates from left to right.
963
+ --- 634913513
964
+ >>634913210
965
+ they're not, but I think it's cheap because they used sub-par components on it rather than some big gambit based on software sales
966
+
967
+ >>634913149
968
+ still talking about this, are you? he must have really hurt you. but as I said, you'll be talking about him all fuckin day. because you won so hard, right?
969
+ --- 634913571
970
+ >>634913513
971
+ >i'm not OP, i'm typing in all lowercase now
972
+ --- 634913698
973
+ >>634913571
974
+ >this guy *must* be OP
975
+ >he must also be every enemy I have in the thread
976
+ >he uses lowercase!
977
+ you're a schizo, and that other anon broke your fuckin mind wide open.
978
+ --- 634913718
979
+ >>634913571
980
+ Y-you weren't suppose to point that out!
981
+ --- 634913770
982
+ >>634913571
983
+ He's not OP.
984
+ I am.
985
+ and I am also you
986
+ --- 634913884
987
+ >>634913698
988
+ If you aren't this retard >>634911152 who thinks you can prove facts with occam's razor I genuinely apologize to you, anon.
989
+ --- 634913969
990
+ >>634913884
991
+ oh, no. That's me. and I stand by it. If you're saying they're selling at a loss, prove it. Otherwise, I am going to assume they aren't.
992
+ If you can't prove it though, it doesn't matter, does it? you're just giving your opinion.
993
+ --- 634914034
994
+ >>634913969
995
+ >that's not me you schizo
996
+ >oh no yeah that one is me
997
+ --- 634914050
998
+ >>634899872
999
+ angry non-whites who have no access to even buying one
1000
+ --- 634914107
1001
+ >>634908164
1002
+ that's saturation you stupid faggot it's from vibrantdeck
1003
+ --- 634914143
1004
+ >>634914034
1005
+ that guy was calling me OP though
1006
+ --- 634914157
1007
+ >>634913969
1008
+ You can assume all you want but occam's razor doesn't prove anything.
1009
+ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam%27s_razor
1010
+ --- 634914172
1011
+ >>634908456
1012
+ if someone can port it to WIIU like BOTW somehow then yeah it'll play at 40fps with bells and whistles n shieet, but not 60fps.
1013
+ --- 634914209
1014
+ >>634914157
1015
+ neither of us are proving anything, so who cares?
1016
+ --- 634914258
1017
+ >>634914143
1018
+ >i'm not OP i just keep seething at all posts making fun of OP
1019
+ --- 634914268
1020
+ >>634892817 (OP)
1021
+ >Why do deckies defend this?
1022
+ It's not "deckies" it's that early buyers and consoooooomers are a bunch of exploitable retards.
1023
+ Without them capitalism as a whole will never exist because prices on primary goods fluctuate according to other measurements.
1024
+ So, yeah, if you are willing to pay a product 600$, you are a retard.
1025
+ How to get better prices on things?
1026
+ Do not buy them and ask for lower prices.
1027
+ It's that fucking ez, but nope, people are simply stupid.
1028
+ --- 634914314
1029
+ thread ids all boards
1030
+ ID verification and annual sub to post
1031
+ Login to browse
1032
+ --- 634914332
1033
+ >>634914258
1034
+ k keep me posted
1035
+ --- 634914401
1036
+ >>634914314
1037
+ >annual sub
1038
+ >implying I am gonna keep giving all my ethereum to hiroshima nagasaki to post on a nepalese throat-singing almanac
1039
+ kek fuck off hiromoot
1040
+ --- 634914501
1041
+ >>634914314
1042
+ This is the stupidest comment I've ever read, I'm not giving CIA my hard earned cash.
1043
+ --- 634914528
1044
+ >>634902675
1045
+ --- 634914590
1046
+ >>634914314
1047
+ >when some anon bends you over and fucks you so hard in a thread that you advocate for sitewide surveillance
1048
+ is this you?
1049
+ >>634910787
1050
+ --- 634914698
1051
+ >>634907895
1052
+ Switch appears to have a much better screen on your picture though
1053
+ --- 634914760
1054
+ Remember when deck threads used to contain pictures of people playing games, setting up emulation, having fun?
1055
+ --- 634914893
1056
+ >>634914760
1057
+ Remember when playstation, xbox, switch threads used to contain pictures of people playing games, having fun?
1058
+ Yeah me neither
1059
+ --- 634915060
1060
+ >>634899531
1061
+ Americans be like
1062
+ >Hahaha, I get a $1 rebate burger for spending $20000!
1063
+ --- 634916370
1064
+ >>634892817 (OP)
1065
+ >>Screen uses 65% sRGB equivalent to hardware from 2008
1066
+ holy fuck, what?! got any link of someone actually measuring it?
1067
+ --- 634918020
1068
+ >>634916370
1069
+ Linus tech tips.
1070
+
1071
+ It's an ancient 2000s tablet screen flipped to landscape.
1072
+ --- 634919212
1073
+ >>634892934
1074
+ >I dont know what any of that shit means
1075
+ It means the screen is pretty limited on the colors it can display
1076
+ You probably wont notice in the majority of games unless they are very colorful and end up looking a bit washed out on deck
1077
+ --- 634919268
1078
+ >>634899308
1079
+ said the europoor that pays hidden tax on absolutely everything
1080
+ --- 634919335
1081
+ >>634892817 (OP)
1082
+ >old hardware
1083
+ >le bad
1084
+ fucking zoomer logic
1085
+ --- 634921237
1086
+ >>634919335
1087
+ Enjoy indie games that require rtx4070 12gb
1088
+ --- 634922458
1089
+ This is why I dropped my preorder and looks like I dodged a bullet. Will def pick up the deck 2 when they fix the screen tho
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634893269
3
+ Care to explain why are you not playing God eater?
4
+ --- 634893378
5
+ >>634893269 (OP)
6
+ Because GOD I'd rather eat her asshole.
7
+ --- 634893394
8
+ >>634893269 (OP)
9
+ Too busy playing with my micropenis.
10
+ --- 634893431
11
+ Paizuri cock cum
12
+ --- 634893437
13
+ I don't play shitty games.
14
+ --- 634893725
15
+ >>634893269 (OP)
16
+ I already beat them all.
17
+ --- 634894035
18
+ >>634893269 (OP)
19
+ Finished all of them.
20
+ --- 634894515
21
+ Because God Eater and I guess by extension Code Vein are super mediocre. The bullet system, I forget what it was called in 2, was really neat, but holy shit did those games really feel like budget titles. Even 3 and CV, which didn't have to deal with being developed for handhelds (does the Vita even exist anymore? I don't even see people shitpost about it these days) first and foremost, felt like games you'd find on the Xbox Live Arcade.
22
+ --- 634894603
23
+ >>634894515
24
+ I forgot to include, as an addendum, my most important point:
25
+ alisa sexo
26
+ --- 634894797
27
+ >>634893269 (OP)
28
+ Because GE2 is dub only
29
+ --- 634894889
30
+ waiting for GE4
31
+ --- 634894958
32
+ Because I already replayed them for the 3rd time through november to february, not going to play them again any time soon especially not that slog that is ge2. That said I still love those games and ge3 was better than what I remembered of it. The free updates content was shit though gameplay wise, couldn't be assed to do it and instead just watched the soma content on youtube. Now onto serious discussion, what is your favorite music?
33
+ --- 634895089
34
+ >>634893269 (OP)
35
+ Already completed 1 and 2 but I have always been on the fence about 3, I should just buy it alongside Toukiden 2
36
+ --- 634895161
37
+ >>634893269 (OP)
38
+ I got 1 & 2 off steam for $10 total, got 3 also for $10, only played 1 because I haven't had time.
39
+ --- 634895281
40
+ >>634893269 (OP)
41
+ I swear I'll replay it GER, I completely forgot about how 11 to 15 connects to GE2RB
42
+ --- 634895345
43
+ I just don't like monster hunting games apparently. Fighting the same fucking enemy for the hundredth time is just a slog.
44
+ --- 634895452
45
+ >>634895281
46
+ Is that the part where Lindow comes back to his senses?
47
+ --- 634895475
48
+ >>634893269 (OP)
49
+ i have not played enough monster hunter to need to take a break from monster hunter
50
+ --- 634895581
51
+ >>634894035
52
+ why is it shooting gas into her ear?
53
+ --- 634895589
54
+ >>634895452
55
+ No, GEB covered that with 6 to 10. 11 to 15 is about Shio's shadow, or something like that.
56
+ --- 634895619
57
+ I don't like Monster Hunter.
58
+ --- 634895736
59
+ >>634895589
60
+ Maybe it's time I replay too because I don't remember that part all.
61
+ --- 634895781
62
+ >>634895619
63
+ Well GE isn't Monster Hunter. It's Monster Hunter-esque. What don't you like about it?
64
+ --- 634895850
65
+ >>634894515
66
+ God Eater is a PSP title not Vita, and one that holds up many gens later at that.
67
+ --- 634895998
68
+ >>634893269 (OP)
69
+ Care to explain why you will never have sex with a real woman and will die unloved and alone?
70
+ --- 634896205
71
+ does it still have denuvo? I will buy it right now if they removed it.
72
+ --- 634896208
73
+ >>634895781
74
+ About Monster Hunter?
75
+ I don't like how combat feels.
76
+ I don't like the progression system.
77
+ The entire mechanic of "just kill bigger thing" being the whole plot puts me to sleep.
78
+ The structure of the game's overworld vs gameplay sections makes it feel very stunted.
79
+ There's frankly no part of it I do enjoy.
80
+ It's not like Souls games where adding an AI partner solved all my personal issues and thus made me really like Code Vein.
81
+ --- 634896819
82
+ >>634893269 (OP)
83
+ God Eater 4 when?
84
+ --- 634897264
85
+ >>634896208
86
+ Well in GE you get 3 (that's right, THREE) jobbers to distract the enemy while you kill one big thing after another! And there's a story too!
87
+ --- 634897328
88
+ >>634897264
89
+ That has nothing about the core gameplay loop which is the most atrocious part of MH for me by far.
90
+ Good attempt, though.
91
+ --- 634897462
92
+ >GE4
93
+ >another 10 year timeskip
94
+ >Alisa cant show up because she refuses to wear a shirt without underboob and they just sag out
95
+ --- 634897468
96
+ >>634895736
97
+ It was added with resurrection, wasn't on the original psp version
98
+ --- 634897505
99
+ >>634897328
100
+ Yeah nothing I can do about that. I liked it because of the gameplay and story, if one were missing I wouldn't have liked the game as much.
101
+ >>634896819
102
+ They're announcing it on May or June and it'll come out in 2026.
103
+ --- 634897626
104
+ >>634893269 (OP)
105
+ Played Burst and Rage Burst and have fond memories of both. Tried the demo for 3 out and wasn’t really feeling it. After that I kinda lost interest in the series.
106
+ --- 634898342
107
+ Wonder if Freedom Wars will ever get another instalment.
108
+ --- 634898538
109
+ >>634897462
110
+ >Alisa saggers
111
+ pre-ordered
112
+ --- 634898749
113
+ >>634898342
114
+ Sony had Japan Studio make that, funded Toukiden 1 on Vita, and worked on Soul Sacrifice to fill the hole that Monster Hunter moving to 3DS made. With how popular World was years later when it returned to Playstation, and even how decent Rise is selling on current gen systems after its timed exclusivity ran out with Nintendo they'll never touch any of those again.
115
+ The best we can hope for is a PS5 remaster.
116
+ --- 634898915
117
+ >>634893269 (OP)
118
+ GEs attacks don’t have any impact. I don’t care about the story.
119
+
120
+ I liked CV though. They did Io dirty
121
+ --- 634900276
122
+ >>634896208
123
+ >I don't like how combat feels.
124
+ God Eater combat really has very little in common with MH beyond both being action games. You could just as easily say DMC or YS is a MH clone for all the good it would do.
125
+
126
+ >I don't like the progression system.
127
+ >The entire mechanic of "just kill bigger thing" being the whole plot puts me to sleep.
128
+ Progression is the same on a gameplay level, but in GE's case it is brought about by a well done story filled with likeable characters. As a result it always feels like you're actually heading somewhere, particularly in Rage Burst 2 which has a sort of epic adventure feel to it. For example, the later enemies in one game aren't just big dangerous monsters like in monhun. They are "big dangerous monsters" made for a specific ideological reason and you are fighting them for a distinct purpose, their presence is actually built up throughout the entire game as a part of the plot.
129
+
130
+ >The structure of the game's overworld vs gameplay sections makes it feel very stunted.
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+ This is sort of addressed by the game and the characters explaining the world in a way that makes it feel bigger than it actually is, but yeah ultimately it is just small hubs and repeating maps.
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+ --- 634900336
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ >playing budget monhun
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+ I already played Code Vein and that was a better use of my time
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+ --- 634900471
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+ loli aragami
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+ loli aragami
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+ loli aragami
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+ --- 634901071
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+ >>634898749
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+ >Soul Sacrifice
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+ God I’d love to see a port of that game or another one made. It’s a damn shame it was left to rot on the Vita.
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+ --- 634901229
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+ >>634901071
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+ Freedom Wars, Soul Sac Delta and the Killzone Vita got all deserve a port to something else.
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+ --- 634901404
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+ >>634901229
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+ I’d buy them in a heartbeat if that ever happened. Kinda surprised they didn’t ever get one. But then again I’ve got no clue how well either of those games sold so maybe that’s why.
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+ --- 634901430
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ Because only the first one was any good and I already played it when burst came out on the PSP. Past that they dumbed down the bullet crafting and started catering to fujos.
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+ --- 634901496
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+ >>634901229
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+ Freedom wars needs the second half of the game to be made first. Shit basically just sort of ends in the middle of the story. Never gonna happen though.
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+ --- 634901535
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+ >>634897462
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+ >>another 10 year timeskip
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+ Do they not realize that constantly adding long time-ships with every sequel means they can't return to the original cast and do anything meaningful because about +10 years have already went by and nothing has changed?
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+ --- 634901579
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+ >>634901404
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+ They all sold very poorly. Like all combined equals slightly over 1 million worldwide bad. Killzone got discounted to like $9 like 3 months after release for a digital copy then they shut down the studio.
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+
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+ >>634901496
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+ Japan Studio is dead now so definitely never ever.
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+ --- 634901672
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+ >>634901579
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+ >They all sold very poorly. Like all combined equals slightly over 1 million worldwide bad. Killzone got discounted to like $9 like 3 months after release for a digital copy then they shut down the studio.
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+ Well fuck. Guess that means no port or new game ever.
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+ --- 634901681
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ I tried 1 for Alisa, never got to her, it sucked
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+ I don't like Monster Hunter
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+ --- 634901838
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ No undub and I heard you can't coop all of the games.
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+ --- 634901885
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+ >>634901838
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+ >no undub
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+ ????
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+ --- 634901967
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+ how's the co-op? is it like Code Vein where your buddy fucks off after you beat the level?
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+ --- 634902164
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+ >>634901967
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+ It's like classic monhun. You have a small hub that you and the dude sitting across from you with his PSP hang out in in between hunts.
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+ --- 634902210
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+ Because I played each one like twice. I might replay the third one again though.
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+ --- 634902258
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+ >>634901967
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+ it's like monster hunter where you go to quests together but you can play almost any (story or free) quest together and still see the story. You don't need to drop out for stories in the hub or upgrades, your friends will take over NPC slots for obvious reasons but it's not like NPCs are better than a real player. The only problem is that only the host can take quests I guess.
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+ --- 634902332
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+ Gotta take my friends through FU, 3U, 4U, GU, Iceborne, and Sunbreak before we move onto the clones, but I am excited for them.
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+ Should I play as a guy or girl in God Eater? I like to make cute girls, but I've heard you can't romance any girls in God Eater unless you're a guy. Can I romance Alice?
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+ --- 634902407
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+ >>634901579
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+ Where are you getting your numbers? Only stuff available I can find are from untrustworthy sites or retail only sales numbers. The info available for it are pretty darn good for a handheld title, with it being in the top purchases on the entire online store (even in EU to this day) and just on retail alone it reached like 270k sales in Japan across the two versions.
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+ It's definitely not a mainstream title, but it is a cult classic and to say there's no market is a bit silly.
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+ --- 634902443
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+ >>634902332
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+ There is no romance in GE besides ones related to the story. Implied flirtations happens if you're a boy or a girl.
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+ --- 634902519
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+ >>634894035
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+ >>634893725
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+ You didn't beat all of them
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+ --- 634903184
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+ >>634902519
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+ Thats not a game anon
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+ --- 634903431
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+ >>634902407
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+ I don't want to derail the thread to sales or Vita so I'll make this short. Here's a top 10 highest grossing Vita list for the US to date (2018), pic related and source:
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+ https://twitter.com/MatPiscatella/status/1058748317146865664
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+
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+ In a separate thread referring to this one might have been on neogaf where he made the claim, ZhugeEX put the sales numbers of the top spot at slightly over 400,000 in the US, and the sales numbers of the 10th spot at slightly over 200,000 in the US. Since only Killzone charted of those 3 games I think a slightly over 1 million combined total is a fair rough estimate for worldwide numbers.
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+ I'm too lazy to double check the ZhugeEx reference so if you don't believe me on that part then that's fine, but Vita software sales were very poor with like 4 exceptions.
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+ --- 634903801
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+ Alright lads. Which Aragamis were your favourite to fight? Or just liked in general.
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+ --- 634904019
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+ >>634903801
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+ I only played resurrection, whatever that dragon thing was when this started playing
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+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUR0IepzjoU [Embed]
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+ --- 634904191
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+ >>634904019
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+ I assume you’re either talking about Hannibal or possibly Caligula. Also man GE had a great soundtrack. All the games did for that matter.
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+ --- 634905339
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ Because i'm waiting for God Eater 3.5, God Eater 4 or God Eater x Code Vein
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+ --- 634906249
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+ >>634903801
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+ Favorite to fight? Corrosive Hannibal. Blitz is just too much, my character can't accept inputs that fast. If it did, it'd definitely be my favorite to fight.
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+ Favorite one is definitely Borg Camlann and Susanoo, that knight aesthetic is just too cool.
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+ --- 634906409
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ downloading the first game now, any good supplemental material to enjoy alongside it? (mods, doujins, art, fanfics, particularly lewd stuff)
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+ --- 634906541
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+ >>634906409
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+ It's incredibly niche, but I don't think you need to turn off the music since GE OST is full of bangers. There's this one Kanonfag artist though, you can find him easily.
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+ --- 634906661
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+ >>634900276
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+ >Progression is the same on a gameplay level, but in GE's case it is brought about by a well done stor-
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+ stopped reading there, go back to r3ddit with your story "game"
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+ --- 634906689
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+ >>634906409
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+ God eater was pretty decent in the doujin scene for the first game, carried heavily by the power of underboob. Later games burned that bridge with fujo focus though.
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+ --- 634907078
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+ >>634903801
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+ Regalia Balmung and Crimson Orochi are the best fights in the series I reckon, but my favourite design is either Nyx Alpha or this dopey guy.
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+ --- 634907581
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+ >>634907078
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+ Demiurge was pretty neat looking.
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+ --- 634908129
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+ No Alisa marriage feature
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+ --- 634908193
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+ >>634903801
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+ Hannibal and Gawain are really good flagship aragami in both design and fight, seemingly hard at first but once you understand the pattern they could be easier than other new monsters. Though personally I really like the design for susanoo and he's also a good fighter.
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+ >>634907078
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+ After beating crimson orochi with someone else, I kind of wished the whole game was like the crimson orochi fight, high stakes fast tempo 1v1 combat that is comparable to the 1v2 or 1v3 fights. I really love the clusterfucks in this game for some reason. Demiurge is pretty cool but I wish it has flashier attacks like type 0 who uses the same body structure.
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+ --- 634908576
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+ Because it's absolute trash compared to MH. They had a good thing going with Predator Arts in GE:R and never brought it back
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+ --- 634908698
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+ >>634907581
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+ he cute
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+ shame all the rachel abominations never got to come back, Caligula Xeno was pretty metal and Booster Hammer Kongou is hilarious.
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+
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+ >>634908193
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+ >I kind of wished the whole game was like the crimson orochi fight
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+ It actually can kind of be. If you change the difficulty level of a quest up enough with that feature I have never heard anyone else use it becomes a similar hopeless at first feeling where any mistake will cost you the hunt, albeit only for the later aragami fights that appear in the last difficulty and the raids (for example you can make Blitz Hannibal a 1 shot scenario). 3 is a good game if you want intense 1v1 fights given the gimmicks of the new Aragami types too.
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+ There's also Magatsu Kyuubi who remains the second biggest "oh fuck" moment in the series, right after the first time I saw Dromi's devour attack.
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+ --- 634908830
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+ >>634908576
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+ Arts was gay as fuck. They should have leaned harder on bullet crafting since that's what make the first game stand out to begin with. The shift of focus away from that is one of the reasons it fell off the radar.
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+ --- 634908921
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+ Code Vein ruined this series
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+ --- 634909312
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+ >>634908193
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+ I’ve got a soft spot for Hannibal and it’s corrosive cousin.
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+ >>634908698
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+ Certainly has a beautiful smile. But yeah if they ever make another game. Perhaps they’ll bring back the Arc Aberrants for the hell of it. A lot of them did have pretty cool designs.
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+ --- 634909458
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+ >>634908921
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+ The series never recovered from 2. It was ruined long before CV.
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+ --- 634909467
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+ >we can't beat monster hunter so let's make the game more fapbait for the horny monkeys
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+ --- 634909806
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ Already did. Will gladly play GE4, if it ever happens.
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+ --- 634909883
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+ >>634909467
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+ You're partially right. They did make it more fapbait (even though Monhun itself is filled with fapbait too), but mainly for the fujos.
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+ --- 634910127
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+ >>634909883
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+ Monhun hasn't had good fapbait since the kirin and narga armors back in the day.
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+ --- 634910297
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+ I like Resurrection more than the last two Monster Hunter games
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+ --- 634910338
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+ >default custom character is the game's best girl
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+ --- 634910351
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+ >>634909467
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+ I really do just want horny anime monster hunter, world with mods is probably the closest I'll get but its not the same
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+ --- 634910398
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ I started playing 3 last Sunday, but then TU5 dropped for Rise.
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+ Also, what's with AGEs and tape?
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+ --- 634910505
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+ >>634910398
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+ the tape is because they weren't allowed to get new clothes because racism allegory so they just patched things up with tape, and after a while that becomes just a part of their fashion sense
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+ --- 634910509
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+ >>634910127
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+ Whether it's good fapbait or not is subjective, the fact is that lewd fanservice and characters have always been present in Monster Hunter and are still there to this day.
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+ --- 634910645
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ Because I don't even know what they plan to do with the series at this point. Personally I just hope that they go straight into GE4 where the God Eaters can straight up transform into monsters and shit. It still strikes me as weird on how GEs went from saviors of the world to straight up slaves by the time GE3 rolled in.
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+ --- 634910759
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+ >>634906249
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+ Spartacus for me
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+ https://youtu.be/JUR0IepzjoU [Embed]
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+ When the other Large Aragamis enter and he starts absorbing their oracle cells to heal, that's where real shit starts
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+ --- 634910808
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+ What was the consensus on Freedom Wars?
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+ --- 634910835
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ Gonna need paizuri first
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+ --- 634910962
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+ >>634910338
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+ Sex
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+ --- 634911008
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ --- 634911009
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+ >>634903801
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+ https://youtu.be/6ldFN0nb464 [Embed]
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+
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+ It used to be so clear
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+ But I'm caught inside a misty gloom.
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+ I'm fighting crazy shadows
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+ The amber streams going wild
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+
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+ I MUST MOVE ON AND
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+ IIIIII MUST NOT GIVE INTO
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+ THIIIS INSANE WORLD
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+ IT'S CATCHING FIRE ROUND ME NOW
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+ --- 634911015
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+ >>634895475
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+ This. I keep wanting to get God Eater 3 since it keeps going on sale on PSN, but I should really finish Sunbreak.
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+ --- 634911063
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+ >>634910338
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+ Impressive design, immaculate even
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+ --- 634911270
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+ I WILL WIN
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+ --- 634911372
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+ >>634910808
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+ >+10 years for thinking Freedom Wars is neat and talking about how cool the Thorn system so much it got in the way of your duties
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+ >+1,000 years for complaining about the Panopticon for having too little Abductor models available
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+ >+100,000 years for playing banging music in the panopticon without a permit
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+ >-100,000,000 years for failing to subdue enemy Abductor, officially designated as Peltatum, without the aid of another Sinner
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+ >+100,000,000,000 years for having sexual feelings for your cellmates without the permission of the panopticon
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+ Remember to replay Freedom Wars for the greater good of the Panopticon, Sinners. It is not your civic duty, but a legal requirement of your sentence.
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+ --- 634911443
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+ >>634911270
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+ CAUSE MY HEART IS BURNING WITH DESIRE
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+ --- 634911534
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+ >what kind of fucked up story should we tell in a world that has gone through three world ending apocalypses
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+ >your little retard gets bullied at school for being adopted
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+ --- 634911536
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+ I got filtered by bullet crafting, it's too autistic for me
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+ --- 634911706
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ didnt vibe with the controls
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+ something like dodge and block or something like that being bound to the same button without any way to decouple theose actions at the time was an instant refund
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+ --- 634911896
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+ >>634911534
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+ I love my adopted, trash eating daughter!
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+ --- 634911991
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+ >only game that brought back the all of the original cast was a gacha that is canon to the story and has already reached EoS
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+ --- 634912440
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+ >>634911991
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+ Its very unfortunate
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+ --- 634912542
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+ >>634911536
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+ Just ignore the feature like everyone else. You don't need to learn it or use it at all.
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+ >>634911706
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+ Blocking involves holding down R1 then pressing the same face button as either dash or jump. But really, just never Block and problem solved.
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+ --- 634912652
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+ >>634893378
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+ fpbp as usual
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+ --- 634912920
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+ >>634911991
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+ Pain
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+ --- 634913262
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+ >redownload Rage Burst after entering thread earlier
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+ >start it up and randomly choose mission
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+ >do two (2) boost hammer slams
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+ >damage cap hit x two (2)
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+ >kongou is dead
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+ >repeat two (2) more times
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+ >Prithvi Mata and Kongou now dead
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+ >mission complete in under two (2) minutes
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+ >including time spent trying to recall how to devour and block again
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+ Boost Hammer superiority
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+ --- 634913709
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+ I just realized Code Vein was probably made by the God Eater people
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+ --- 634913787
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+ >>634913709
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+ anon...
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+ --- 634913824
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+ >>634913262
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+ >just boost rush and crit quadriga body to stagger it until it's dead
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+ good times; wtf were they thinking with the 2RB hammer anti-air, literally unusable
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+ --- 634914882
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+ >>634913709
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+ Kek what gave it away?
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+ --- 634915048
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+ >>634913709
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+ Smartest anon on /v/
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+
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+ Anyway when are they gonna release Code vein 2?
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+ --- 634915125
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+ >>634914882
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+ --- 634915183
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+ >>634914882
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+ this
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+ >>634897462
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+ looks straight out of the Code Vein character creator
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+ --- 634915189
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ Gorgeous BBFs.
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+ --- 634915219
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ Because I beat the games years ago and no new came out since then.
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+ --- 634915915
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+ Because it looks like shit.
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+ aesthetically I've rarely seen uglier games
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+ --- 634916245
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+ God Eater writers wrote themselves into a corner by continually upping the doom and tragedy in the story that they will be left with no choice but to introduce aliens or time travel
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+ --- 634916628
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+ >>634916245
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+ They already accounted for that with everything that Shio did on the moon, the explanation for the Devouring Apocalypse occuring and the Aragami free zone Blood created through the most asspull in a story I've ever seen though (I'll forgive them because best boy came back). The games are primarily about hope after all.
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+ --- 634916664
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+ >>634916245
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+ >CV takes place in the same world
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+ >it ends with your party leaving the mist, hoping to find something better in the outside world
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+ >mfw a world that's been devastated by the apocalypse three times over is all that awaits them
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+ --- 634916793
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+ It gets repetitive really fast when they don't give monsters new moves. I was playing 3 but I'm completely burned out
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+ --- 634916817
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+ >>634901681
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+ that's because you don't know how to play, I got to her in like 15 minutes in my second playthrough.
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+ --- 634916854
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+ >>634913262
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+ >load up mission
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+ >do rage burst
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+ >use the infinite gravity-scaling damage bomb trick
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+ >win
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+ GG no re
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+ --- 634916981
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+ >>634916664
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+ How would they even make a CV2? Another spot but this time the curtain falls down halfway to the story and now they have to fight Prithvi Matas while being slow as molasses?
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+ --- 634917279
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+ playing this game makes me feel like I'm 15 again
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+ --- 634917330
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ it's a faggot game
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+ --- 634917401
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+ >>634917279
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+ Why is Soma a pajeet?
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+ --- 634917409
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+ >>634893378
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+ Gamers dont eat ass. Go back to porn hub
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+ --- 634917434
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+ >>634917330
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+ why are you not playing it then, faggot?
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+ --- 634917503
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+ >>634917330
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+ YOU're a faggot. Ever thought of that?
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+ --- 634917603
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+ >>634917401
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+ Bias Factor.
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+ --- 634917756
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+ >>634917401
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+ they wanted to make Sephiroth clone to look a bit different from him
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+ --- 634917848
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+ >>634917401
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+ Soma is already half pajeet though
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+ --- 634917962
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+ this girl scares me
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+ --- 634918132
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+ >>634917962
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+ >Hibari instead of Licca or Tsubaki
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+ --- 634918628
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+ >>634918132
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+ based Licca enjoyer
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+ --- 634918769
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+ >>634918132
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+ >best girl of the franchise instead of worse girls
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+ Anon is a little afraid, but on the right path.
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+ --- 634919121
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+ >>634916664
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+ >CV takes place in the same world
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+ The timelines don't match up between GE and CV.
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+ --- 634919175
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+ I played through 3 at release, but didn't do any of the update stuff. Is it worth going back to it just for that?
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+ --- 634919347
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ >when you enter the lava level with her she complains about being all sweaty and gross
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+ instant boner
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+ --- 634919361
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+ >>634917962
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+ --- 634919369
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+ >>634919175
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+ no
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+ --- 634919473
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ I played burst and 3
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+ Absolute fucking dogshit
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+ Actually incredible that this series sold more than 2 copies
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+ --- 634919568
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+ >>634911991
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+ --- 634919632
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+ >>634919473
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+ got the perfect game for you anon:
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+
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+ https://store.steampowered.com/app/654880/Dream_Daddy_A_Dad_Dating_Simulator/
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+ --- 634919689
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+ Loved burst, never played the rest. Should I try 2 or just play burst again?
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+ --- 634919730
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+ >>634919175
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+ if you like Soma, his parts are pretty nice even though unlocking them is a drag. If you like the game, the updates bring the best Aragami to date and a lot of challenge quests. Like too many almost. Some good accesories for your character too I guess. It's okay, but the magic might have worn off for you by now. It is all free to try though.
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+ --- 634919774
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+ >>634919568
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+ lmao that hilarious, wish we had funny emotes like this in the Souls games
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+ --- 634919827
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+ >>634919689
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+ Buy the two on steam, it's $60 last I checked. Or wait for a discount, RE2RB is a massive upgrade to GEB imo, while GER's Predator Arts is retarded.
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+ --- 634920086
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+ >>634909883
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+ >but mainly for the fujos
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+
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+ You never played monster hunter then
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+
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+ The only character that I see is being draw by women is Utsushi and no one else
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+
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+ Monster Hunter always was a male catered franchise
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+ --- 634920338
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+ >>634919568
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+ --- 634920421
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ God I want to cum...
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+ --- 634920521
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+ >>634919827
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+ >Buy
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+ KEK
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+ --- 634920534
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+ >>634920338
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+ are there any micro bikini / swimsuit mods for Phym? asking for a friend.
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+ --- 634920613
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+ >>634920475
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+ --- 634920702
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+ >>634920086
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+ Read the reply chain anon. First the fujo stuff is about GE, and I am just stating the fact that monhun has always featured fapbait as well. Second, absolutely fucking not. Monster Hunter is filled with fujo bait too, especially evident in recent games with characters like Jae and the Admiral/Commander/Chief leader types. Kagero even got an entire cutscene this update to show how handsome he is under the mask and how cool a guy he is. You don't have a high ground here, not that lewd fanservice is a negative to begin with.
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+ --- 634920782
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+ >>634908129
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+ alisa is for me!
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+ --- 634920825
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ Why should I replay it?
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+ --- 634920858
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+ >>634920521
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+ I unironically will shill for it, I like the franchise that much. You can pirate it if you want to try it out.
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+ --- 634920870
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+ >>634920782
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+ O-Oh. Well then. That's good then anon
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+ --- 634920958
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+ >>634893269 (OP)
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+ titties are free and widely available.
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+ i'll need more before wasting my time or money with your game.
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+ --- 634921176
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+ >>634916981
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+ >while being slowass
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+ They can do the Fast-paced combat from Scarlet Nexus mixed with CV's anime souls clone formula.
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+ --- 634921836
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+ >son fucks up your plan because you can only save some of the population instead of all of it
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+ >son then proceeds to come up with his own plan that kills off another 99% of the worlds remaining population
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+ --- 634921991
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+ >>634921836
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+ johannes did nothing wrong
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1
+ -----
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+ --- 634893989
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+ Disgaeabros.. it's over
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+ --- 634894057
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+ >>634893989 (OP)
6
+ No refunds!
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+ --- 634894254
8
+ Imagine being dumb enough to pay for gachashit. Tell me, what's the actual appeal of gacha games.
9
+ --- 634894393
10
+ >>634894254
11
+ fun
12
+ --- 634894597
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+ >>634894254
14
+ Having bad bitches in your pocket ready to suck you off at any second
15
+ --- 634894725
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+ >>634894254
17
+ Gambling high but instead of money its cute girls
18
+ --- 634894787
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+ >>634894393
20
+ Explain, I want to know what makes them fun for you to play them instead of standard video games.
21
+ --- 634894803
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+ >>634894254
23
+ it's like buying beef jerky from time to time. I only spend on games that give you the option of purchasing specific shit like Duel Links and Pokemon Unite.
24
+ --- 634894896
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+ >>634893989 (OP)
26
+ I already quitted the games many moons ago, you should've realize the eventual doom considering they can't even get 1000 people to repost their tweets.
27
+
28
+ also fuck those lv4500 sardines stage
29
+ --- 634894903
30
+ >>634894597
31
+ Only for them to go once the services goes offline, right?
32
+ --- 634895135
33
+ Why the fuck do you retards play on the global servers
34
+ --- 634895252
35
+ >>634895135
36
+ jp version ip blocks gaijins
37
+ --- 634895373
38
+ >>634895135
39
+ Pretty much. If your gacha game isn't doing a universal client thing for all servers, like Nikke for example, then accept that you're going to get EoS'd
40
+ --- 634896167
41
+ >>634894787
42
+ gacha games are honestly just dolled up old school flash games. the only reason i think anyone gets mad at them is because you can spend money on them.
43
+ --- 634896331
44
+ >>634893989 (OP)
45
+ Good.
46
+ Sadly not in Japan, only western part.
47
+ Tho fun thing - this shitty gacha had better treatment of disgea mechanics than Disgaea 6.
48
+ And it had very shitty but anime opening - something 6 and 7 lack.
49
+ Overall 7 seems more of return to norm, made by differrent than 6 director, one who loves 5 a lot.
50
+ However lack of spritework and going full 3D kinda ruined it for me
51
+ --- 634896413
52
+ >>634896167
53
+ that's an insult towards flash games
54
+ --- 634896691
55
+ THIS THE MOBILE THREAD?
56
+ TROONS ON SUICIDE WATCH.
57
+ WE FUCKING WON EGGERS.
58
+ --- 634896798
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+ >>634893989 (OP)
60
+ Disgaea... lost...
61
+ --- 634896814
62
+ >>634896691
63
+ no it's the disgaea thread
64
+ --- 634896925
65
+ What does HARATAKE look like irl?
66
+ --- 634896994
67
+ >>634894254
68
+ The ancient, animalistic appeal that humans have for collecting shit.
69
+ --- 634897050
70
+ limbus chuds ur next
71
+ --- 634897214
72
+ Asagi bros... our 2nd event...
73
+ --- 634897257
74
+ >>634897050
75
+ Probably. Imagine making a gacha unnecessarily complicated. Dead within 2 years.
76
+ --- 634897269
77
+ >>634893989 (OP)
78
+ >want a fun Disgaea game that focuses on fanservice and crossovers
79
+ >have to put up with a dumb gacha with a poor translation
80
+ Just fucking make Disgaea Infinite 2 you cunts
81
+ --- 634897354
82
+ >>634893989 (OP)
83
+ I'll never understand why they don't just release these shutdown games as standard offline games when cancelled time comes. Hell, SELL them if you want, but let people keep playing. It can't possibly be that much effort.
84
+ --- 634897410
85
+ >>634893989 (OP)
86
+ I play this game (JP version) everyday, only gacha game I'm into.
87
+ Never spent any money on it though.
88
+ --- 634897525
89
+ >>634893989 (OP)
90
+ fuck shit, how does a game die twice?
91
+ --- 634897750
92
+ >>634897525
93
+ I think the first time was more of a stillbirth than a death, per se.
94
+ Granted stillbirth is a form of death, but you know what I mean...
95
+ --- 634897763
96
+ >>634897354
97
+ Too much effort for how little they put into a gacha game.
98
+ --- 634897981
99
+ >>634897354
100
+ no one would play an autobattler that doesn't have new things to collect each week
101
+ --- 634897983
102
+ >>634893989 (OP)
103
+ The only good Disgaea content are the original Fatlus release of Disgaea 1, 2, 3, 4, Prinny, and Prinny 2. Everything else, including the HD remakes of 1 & 2 and the anime, are fucking ass.
104
+ --- 634898027
105
+ >>634897354
106
+ shutdown of gacha games is usually decided 3-6 months before any official announcement is made. The goal of shutting them down is often not that they're bleeding money, but simply not generating enough so the devs are moved to other projects. Producing an offline version is not seen as worth the effort and at this point the dev team doesn't exist anymore anyway
107
+ --- 634898046
108
+ >>634897983
109
+ atlus only touched the 1st disgaea
110
+ --- 634898071
111
+ >>634897354
112
+ Gacha and timed content is the appeal. You'd also set a dangerous precedent if people knew they'd eventually be able to get everything for a flat fee. Not to mention effort on devs' part.
113
+ --- 634898110
114
+ >>634893989 (OP)
115
+ Thought they were ending D4's online features. I had 0 idea this game was on steam lol
116
+ --- 634898143
117
+ >>634897354
118
+ It's very simple—because they don't want you to play them and instead want you to waste $$$ and time on their newly released gacha (which will also eventually shutdown). I honestly don't get how people can support these online only, minimal effort pieces of crap so heavily, and yet, they do.
119
+ --- 634898181
120
+ We will never get an Etna pooping event
121
+ --- 634898201
122
+ >>634893989 (OP)
123
+ This is basically exactly why I never played it.
124
+ When they end of the service of one of these kind of games the least they could do is make some single player variation.
125
+ They had some fun gimmicks I would have rather tried in Disgaea 6 instead of whatever the fuck Disgaea 6 was supposed to be.
126
+ Live Service games are just trash, even the good ones, because you can't win. If they're fun, and you like them, they eventually end service and are gone forever like a loved one who died. If they're shit, you're stuck in some perpetual FOMO slavery playing a game you hate but don't want to quit.
127
+ There is zero fucking reason to play these things. But if they ported a single player copy to steam I'd probably buy it just to hold me over until D7 or D8
128
+ --- 634898260
129
+ >>634893989 (OP)
130
+ Hated it but I appreciate it for giving me new arts of my wife, rip.
131
+ --- 634898318
132
+ >>634893989 (OP)
133
+ Good riddance, now the 2d artists can work on D8 and NIS can get rid of the shitty 3d models. Also Flonne > Etna > Rozalin >> Every other Disgaea wife
134
+ --- 634898328
135
+ >>634897354
136
+
137
+ Doesn't make sense to sell off IP if you are still going to continue to use it in the future.
138
+ --- 634898369
139
+ >>634898318
140
+ it's still alive in jp
141
+ --- 634898429
142
+ >>634897354
143
+ Why do you think people managing a predatory scam slot machine that returns jpegs instead of money would care about the abomination they've created and want people to be able to "enjoy" it after they've finished sucking their whales dry? These aren't passion projects.
144
+ --- 634898448
145
+ >>634897981
146
+ What the fuck do you think idle games are?
147
+ --- 634898482
148
+ >>634898369
149
+ My tier list still stands
150
+ --- 634898556
151
+ disgaea is one of the few games that could have worked as gacha
152
+ how they manage to fucked it up?
153
+ --- 634898653
154
+ >>634898181
155
+ Does Etna need diapers or something?
156
+ --- 634898793
157
+ >>634898556
158
+ Turned it into a 5 niggas in a row game instead of just a regular Disgaea SRPG
159
+ --- 634898817
160
+ >>634898556
161
+ Pretty sure they failed twice, the first time almost forced NIS to go bankrupt.
162
+ --- 634898884
163
+ >>634893989 (OP)
164
+ This is one of the few gacha games I would consider having gotten into, too. Well, if I wasn't completely over phone games. Maybe they can port Etna's costumes into something else.
165
+ --- 634899082
166
+ >>634893989 (OP)
167
+ lol good thing i didn't touched that
168
+
169
+ >>634898556
170
+ Some characters weren't available from the JP version and i think it had some localization issues (don't remember what content was lost too)
171
+ Add to that, the issue that they decided to make it as grindy as a regular disgaea but with an automated rpg turn based combat
172
+ Thats far from fun
173
+ --- 634899134
174
+ >>634898884
175
+ Something really off about Etna's abdomen on that picture.
176
+ It looks like she gained a lot of weight, then lost it and had the excess skin stretched taut.
177
+ --- 634899162
178
+ >>634897354
179
+ If they can't milk them, they don't want you playing them. Because then you won't spend your time playing whatever new shit they sank an unreasonable amount of money into.
180
+ --- 634899214
181
+ >>634899134
182
+ I don't see it, but OK bro
183
+ --- 634899216
184
+ Talk about Disgaeasting!
185
+ --- 634899343
186
+ >>634899216
187
+ Are you having a stroke?
188
+ --- 634899352
189
+ >>634893989 (OP)
190
+ welp...
191
+ --- 634899443
192
+ >>634894896
193
+ >quitted
194
+ It’s ‘I already quit,’ ESL.
195
+ --- 634899637
196
+ >usalia gets two dlc
197
+ >not one of them have berserk usalia
198
+ --- 634899638
199
+ >>634894896
200
+ how does an ESL get to the point of working "many moons ago" into their phrasal vocabulary without learning the past tense of "quit"?
201
+ --- 634899661
202
+ >>634898653
203
+ Etna suffers from IBS
204
+ --- 634899681
205
+ >>634899637
206
+ Play the JP version ;)
207
+ --- 634899709
208
+ >>634899681
209
+ i mean the actual games not the jpeg collectors
210
+ --- 634899779
211
+ >>634899638
212
+ Easier to learn these phrases than it is to learn grammar, much easier.
213
+ --- 634899841
214
+ >>634899709
215
+ Oh. Well, that'd require a different model and they're too lazy for that.
216
+ --- 634899887
217
+ >>634893989 (OP)
218
+ UH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!
219
+ --- 634899937
220
+ >>634899887
221
+ did fgo die or something
222
+ --- 634900050
223
+ >>634899937
224
+ There is an ongoing saga in the JP version where there is little to no content.
225
+ --- 634900148
226
+ clearly the next move is to make a disgaea based vampire survivors knockoff
227
+ you already have a fuck ton of sprites and characters to use, a ton of weapons and shit for the upgrades, its braindead simple at this point and extremely low effort needed
228
+ you can already grind in most of them just have the infinite grind of disgaea to go with it to set it apart which means even less effort needed for balance
229
+ --- 634900176
230
+ >>634893989 (OP)
231
+ Thanks for reminding me to uninstall. I tried it for like 2 hours and while the concept was ok for a mobile game, it really wasn't Disgaea and the microtransactions were terrible.
232
+
233
+ >>634895135
234
+ Some of us don't read moonrunes.
235
+ --- 634900979
236
+ >>634900148
237
+ >less effort to balance
238
+ Anon disgaea has never EVER been balanced. Soon as the tutorial ends you're either doing the one shotting or getting one shot. The endless stats just exist to roadblock you into grinding so you can be the one whose one shotting.
239
+ Now try to counterpoint me and say on a couple floors out of 100 in item world you sometimes before endgame find the right floor where the power is actually matched, only for it to disappear immediately upon moving to the next.
240
+ --- 634900980
241
+ >>634900148
242
+ i'd rather have a new cladun with more weapon types and a higher level cap
243
+ --- 634901063
244
+ >>634899638
245
+ just like american uses payed instead paid
246
+ --- 634901214
247
+ >>634900980
248
+ Tell me more about cladun
249
+ --- 634901295
250
+ >>634901214
251
+ hack & slash with customizable characters, weapons, and music
252
+ --- 634901326
253
+ I get playing gacha games but I don't get playing these spin-off gacha games that get churned out weekly and are guaranteed to die.
254
+ --- 634901364
255
+ >>634900980
256
+ Based cladun enjoyer, I liked all the 3 games, but what I really want is a new unlosing ranger game.
257
+ --- 634901450
258
+ >>634900979
259
+ and because of such attitude as yours - we'll never have good disgaea again
260
+ Disgaea was balanced - for main story. First 4 games, maybe even 5.
261
+ That was the beauty of it. You can play it as normal SPRG and enjoy most of stuff it has but if you really liked it then you go into all the bullshit it provides.
262
+ I heard 7 somehow returned to that formula too, but 6 was result of people like you defining games but what they are not.
263
+ Sure you can refer story as "tutorial", but thanks to that you got worse and worse characters and story itself.
264
+ --- 634901510
265
+ >>634901295
266
+ I should play it eventually.
267
+ Cute Asagi.
268
+ Too bad about her game.
269
+ --- 634901616
270
+ >>634901364
271
+ Here you go bro hope you like 3d
272
+ --- 634901725
273
+ >>634901616
274
+ im gonna poop in your mom's bed
275
+ --- 634901819
276
+ >>634901616
277
+ Might as well try it.
278
+ --- 634901863
279
+ >>634894787
280
+ Free.
281
+ --- 634901872
282
+ >>634901819
283
+ the 1st guided fate paradox isn't bad but the sequel is shit
284
+ --- 634901942
285
+ >>634898110
286
+ D4 online features use steamworks no?
287
+ --- 634902038
288
+ >>634897354
289
+ I'd buy offline Fortnite immediately, even pay for chapters as dlc.
290
+ --- 634902092
291
+ >>634902038
292
+ Good morning sir!
293
+ --- 634902117
294
+ >>634893989 (OP)
295
+ Hahahahahahahagagagahahahahahaha
296
+ --- 634902121
297
+ >>634902092
298
+ But it's night.
299
+ --- 634902163
300
+ >>634902117
301
+ Sorry, let me take my dick out of your mouth.
302
+ https://youtu.be/LnMhJU6RsYU [Embed]
303
+ You were saying?
304
+ --- 634902174
305
+ >>634902121
306
+ Working for timmy the child rapist at night, sir?
307
+ --- 634902176
308
+ >>634902038
309
+ frfr that'd be bussin
310
+ --- 634902405
311
+ >>634897354
312
+ Your problem is you're thinking of gacha games as something anyone cares about preserving. They're the disposable fast food of video games with already planned life expectancy unless they continually make INSANE profit over time. Not even having actual budget or big name attachment can save a gacha game if it's not making numbers.
313
+ --- 634902670
314
+ >>634897354
315
+ >believing its about giving people a game
316
+ you have to be 18 to post here anon
317
+ The intention of mobile is to drain people dry, and once it stutters they release new grand opening limited time only 5% off 2000 gemmies for $95 buy nownownow for insert "game"
318
+ --- 634902680
319
+ >>634900050
320
+ How much longer can they blame it on covid?
321
+ --- 634902717
322
+ >>634894903
323
+ Just like girls in real life
324
+ --- 634902803
325
+ >>634902405
326
+ >mobius
327
+ I remember it had a killer soundtrack.
328
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-InFoCiMKVw [Embed]
329
+ --- 634902845
330
+ >>634902680
331
+ everyone knows it's due to sakura taisen mobage and baba.
332
+ --- 634902875
333
+ >>634893989 (OP)
334
+ Buh muh jpegs I spent $2000 on...
335
+ --- 634902960
336
+ >>634902845
337
+ I have no idea what either of those things are.
338
+ --- 634903097
339
+ >>634901063
340
+ what? no we don't.
341
+ --- 634903527
342
+ >>634902960
343
+ >nasu wants to make a game about saving the world with fate setting
344
+ >asks shiokawa, his friend which worked at delightwork
345
+ >"why don't you make it mobage? my company can handle it"
346
+ >apparently nasu throws shittons of stupid idea like 0 seasonal events, Shiokawa shots down most of it.
347
+ >the initial game is badly balanced, ugly and really bad in performance, they even had server issues during the first event
348
+ >in the end the game becomes massively popular though
349
+ >shiokawa quits
350
+ >Delightworks gets uppity, asks sega for 3 billion yens for making them new sakura taisen mobage claiming "we are the reason FGO is such a massive success!"
351
+ >hires hideo baba, which gets booted twice from namco and square enix.
352
+ >game is a massive flop and bleeding money everywhere
353
+ >FGO's development team is the one that suffers
354
+ --- 634903692
355
+ >>634893989 (OP)
356
+ I honestly have no idea how any medium sized franchise can fail to make money on a gacha game. It is fucking braindead. I've tried the popular gacha and they are all complete trash, so how fucking bad does this game have to have been to die?
357
+ --- 634903773
358
+ >>634898556
359
+ Letting people like this in charge of the community.
360
+ --- 634904424
361
+ Jap version eos soon
362
+ --- 634904437
363
+ >>634903773
364
+ Does this kind of tranny mod have a freakout if you typed it as ロリ instead?
365
+ --- 634904602
366
+ >>634898046
367
+ Thank you for being a broken record, ESL anon, for repeating redundant information for no good reason.
368
+ --- 634904658
369
+ >>634904602
370
+ happy to help
371
+ --- 634904738
372
+ >>634893989 (OP)
373
+ >Making a gacha out of a niche series
374
+ Fucking idiots...
375
+ --- 634904836
376
+ >>634904738
377
+ most drpg players never even played the mainline games
378
+ --- 634904837
379
+ >>634904437
380
+ They constantly bemoaned how they could fix the game/series with their own translations. One of the other mods also commissions artists to draw his saiyen oc fucking disgaea characters though.
381
+ --- 634904905
382
+ >>634904738
383
+ Reminder fate was niche when fgo was a thing
384
+ --- 634904982
385
+ >>634893989 (OP)
386
+ What will they grind now after wasting money?
387
+ --- 634905268
388
+ >>634896994
389
+ This might be the cure to gacha addiction. Finding something else to compulsively collect may even improve productivity in a hobby or job if you enjoy collecting information.
390
+ Holy shit, the NSA are actually reformed gachafags
391
+ --- 634905272
392
+ >Download it when it came out on Steam
393
+ >Buggy mess that crashed after the tutorial and then could never launch again
394
+ I like regular Disgaea
395
+ --- 634905420
396
+ >all the tertiaries copy pasting their gatchar rage youtuber garbage
397
+ >all those tertiaries unaware that the game can be played without any money involved at no downside
398
+ It's really baffling that this place still believe to be on a pedestal compared to reddit or resetera.
399
+ --- 634905754
400
+ >>634893989 (OP)
401
+ h-
402
+ H-HEY
403
+ DOODS DOODS
404
+ DOOD LIST-
405
+ DOODS
406
+ ...
407
+ I THE GREAT SWAMP WITCH METALLIA
408
+ IS WHAT MADE THIS FRANCHISE GREAT
409
+ YOU MAY HAVE YOUR LOCAL GACHASHIT WALMART CLOSING DOWN BUT GUESS WHAT
410
+ IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME IT NEVER WOULD'VE BEEN OPENED TO BEGIN WITH
411
+ I RUN THIS FUCKING WORLD BITCH
412
+ ITS A SWAMP WORLD AFTER ALL
413
+ --- 634905842
414
+ >>634905754
415
+ Metallica is the event that literally killed the game.
416
+ --- 634905861
417
+ >>634903773
418
+ yea, discord is amazing place of twofaced liars
419
+ --- 634905868
420
+ >>634905754
421
+ shut up shrek labyrinth is better
422
+ --- 634905940
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+ >>634905754
424
+ But you can't compete with the stinky neet or the town bike
425
+ --- 634906080
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+ >>634899779
427
+ Don't feel too bad esl friend, you're learning at a faster rate than I am with nip
428
+ --- 634906104
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+ >>634897354
430
+ Because if people expect that they will just wait for the game to die instead of playing it
431
+ that knockout city game gave out private server software when it shut down though
432
+ --- 634907202
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+ >>634893989 (OP)
434
+ No!
435
+ Noooooo!
436
+ No way!
437
+ What?
438
+ Noooooooooooo!
439
+ What?
440
+ WHO WOULD HAVE EVER SEEN THIS HAPPENING!
441
+ --- 634907483
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+ >>634907202
443
+ Wrong pic
444
+ --- 634907584
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+ >>634907483
446
+ disgaea is more sony than it is nintendo
447
+ --- 634907717
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+ >>634894803
449
+ how can anything videogame related even compare to the glory that is beef jerky?
450
+ --- 634907808
451
+ >tertiaries not being aware the game was profitable and boltrend just spent all the money in other shitty projects instead of sustaining the Disgaea team
452
+ --- 634907918
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+ >>634894254
454
+ gachas exploit incel's loneliness and autism
455
+ can't blame them tho, incels don't deserve human rights
456
+ --- 634908016
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+ >>634907918
458
+ another tertiary got the bait.
459
+ --- 634908552
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+ >>634893989 (OP)
461
+ I'm amazed this shit lasted for so long. It's such a boring fucking game with shit writing and an even shittier localization.
462
+ --- 634909079
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+ >>634908552
464
+ considering how minimal the story even was, it was legit baffling how bad it was
465
+ --- 634909219
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+ >>634909079
467
+ Mind you, even if the localization WEREN'T trash, it's still a shit game. It's just obscenely boring.
468
+ --- 634909287
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+ >>634909219
470
+ The worst of it was the gachfags going "disgaea's all about grind thats the fun" but the gameplay itself was a bigger slog than actually 100%ing the games.
471
+ --- 634909424
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+ >>634904837
473
+ >One of the other mods also commissions artists to draw his saiyen oc fucking disgaea characters though.
474
+ Unfathomably fucking based
475
+ --- 634909485
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+ >>634897354
477
+ It's a shortsighted mindset, I agree. And it ain't just gacha, but pretty much any online game with remote servers the company controls.
478
+ If they really want to stop developing a game, then switch gears for a few months - make personal server software, retool the client to connect to them, and sell that shit to people. For the cost of a maintenance team to push bugfixes for the serversoft now and then, you drop all responsability of covering server costs, and gain an entirely new revenue stream off a game you've already finished.
479
+ --- 634909606
480
+ >>634893989 (OP)
481
+ Fate of all gacha games.
482
+ --- 634909650
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+ >>634909606
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+ Fate of all nip gacha game. All chinese games are super profitable. Japan is dead.
485
+ --- 634909796
486
+ >>634894254
487
+ --- 634909890
488
+ >>634894803
489
+ >it's like buying beef jerky from time to time. I only spend on games that give you the option of purchasing specific shit like Duel Links and Pokemon Unite.
490
+ That's nothing at all like buying beef jerky, that's addict behavior.
491
+ --- 634909993
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+ >>634893989 (OP)
493
+ LMFAO
494
+ --- 634910023
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+ >>634909287
496
+ item world dopamine activates monkey brain
497
+ --- 634910129
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+ >>634898556
499
+ The company that published the global version took the money and invested it in other shitty projects that didn't pay off. It's NIS fault for choosing such a shitty publisher to begin with.
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+ --- 634910169
501
+ Japanese gacha games have been mogged hard by Chinese and Korean ones. Every single JP gacha game is literally some FGO/idle game clone with an anime IP slapped on. Their global servers are all set up to fail at this point. I would honestly not trust any new global server for any JP gacha game lasting longer then a year.
502
+
503
+ Meanwhile Chinese and Korean gacha games are only advancing more and more while keeping their global servers alive no problem.
504
+ --- 634910207
505
+ >>634897354
506
+ I can see two problems with it
507
+ Licensing due to the fact that many gachas will commission many different artists for designs/artwork and a full offline version of any given gacha will most likely be a completely separate game needing new licensing which means more money that they're not confident they will recoup.
508
+ If you're still playing that old and busted gacha which they're not even making money off of anymore it means you're not playing whatever new gacha they've got going.
509
+
510
+ Basically money. A vast majority of gachas are low effort cash grabs so they can afford to go through this constant cycle of releasing a game, updating it for a while then shutting it down. They've already made their money and the upkeep on server maint is low. The only way you're guaranteed to get any real value out of a gacha is if you play something with extremely high production value with high popularity to ensure it remains supported. At the moment that's essentially just Genshin which is guaranteed to run for at least a decade which is longer than many MMOs are able to go.
511
+ --- 634910245
512
+ >>634910169
513
+ >Meanwhile Chinese and Korean gacha games are only advancing more and more while keeping their global servers alive no problem.
514
+ Chinese gachas are just Genshin Impact and Korean gacha is just Blue Archive, calm down lol.
515
+ --- 634910248
516
+ >>634893989 (OP)
517
+ Crumbling reminder
518
+ --- 634910257
519
+ >>634910169
520
+ The most successful nip games didn't give a fuck about the rest of the world.
521
+ --- 634910397
522
+ >>634909424
523
+ Yeah but he used the same name across all his porn accounts
524
+ --- 634910423
525
+ >>634910207
526
+ >A vast majority of gachas are low effort cash grabs
527
+ Funny enough Genshin IS the low effort cash grab for mihoyo compared to their other games.
528
+
529
+ The problem is that jap gachas are made to be cash grabs for old dying series while chink gachas are made to set up and begin a new ip that can expand in to it's own series beyond the gacha. One is a sink the other is an investment.
530
+ --- 634910449
531
+ >>634893989 (OP)
532
+ >this shit is the reason that Labyrinth of Galleria was unfinished and NIS almost died
533
+ Good riddance
534
+ --- 634910464
535
+ >>634910423
536
+ >Funny enough Genshin IS the low effort cash grab for mihoyo compared to their other games.
537
+ If you actually think this you don't know anything about game development.
538
+ --- 634910548
539
+ >>634910423
540
+ >Genshin IS the low effort cash grab for mihoyo compared to their other games
541
+ You are a complete retard.
542
+ --- 634910627
543
+ gendrones getting uppity
544
+ --- 634910632
545
+ >>634910464
546
+ >>634910548
547
+ Gonna explain yourselves or keep sucking my hairy cock you faggots?
548
+ --- 634910725
549
+ >>634910632
550
+ Why should I explain the obvious? Are you so daft that you think games like Honkai Impact somehow has more effort than genshin? lol
551
+ --- 634910852
552
+ >>634910632
553
+ It's such a genuinely and blatantly retarded statement that it does not warrant explanation. The effort is obvious if you've actually played their games.
554
+ >b-b-but Honkai has cool combos...
555
+ Honkai has number porn. You mash buttons and see ten numbers pop up per action performed. It's style over substance. Many of the environments are legitimately PS2 era blocky messes. I would not be surprised if more money was dumped into Liyue alone than the entirety of Honkai development. You need to educate yourself on just how much effort they put into Genshin. There's a reason why every attempt at a Genshin killer so far has failed. Play something like Tower of Fantasy and the difference in polish is immediately recognizable.
556
+ --- 634911402
557
+ >>634910257
558
+ >uma musume
559
+ is that the game the yakuza got butthurt about?
560
+ --- 634911429
561
+ >>634911402
562
+ >Got butt hurt
563
+ They run the shit
564
+ --- 634911518
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+ >>634893989 (OP)
566
+ I've only ever played the first Disgaea but I feel sorry for you doods
567
+ --- 634911540
568
+ >>634911429
569
+ I recall threads that something involving a horse gacha made them anally agitated but I forget exectly what happened
570
+ --- 634911643
571
+ >>634911402
572
+ They fucking love that game/series because it has single-handedly revitalized the horse racing industry in Japan. It's not an exaggeration to say that digital horse pussy is now a major economic factor in Japan. Race horse owners are clamoring to have their horses anime'd and put into Uma.
573
+
574
+ Maybe you're thinking of the porn because they do not like porn being distributed of their horses. It can not be understated just how unusual it is for a series like Uma to be so wildly successful yet have relatively little porn of it.
575
+ --- 634911723
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+ >>634911643
577
+ >because it has single-handedly revitalized the horse racing industry in Japan
578
+ are middle aged men really playing horse pussy weeb games
579
+ --- 634911829
580
+ >>634911723
581
+ Yes. I can not stress enough just how much money Uma has brought to the horse racing industry in Japan. It's not just the gacha that's doing well.
582
+ --- 634911952
583
+ >>634911643
584
+ >porn
585
+ Yeah that was probably what I was thinking of. I refreshed my memory with some footage of it on youtube and I must concur, there should be lots of porn for a game making this much money.
586
+ --- 634911960
587
+ >>634911643
588
+ > It can not be understated just how unusual it is for a series like Uma to be so wildly successful yet have relatively little porn of it.
589
+ Anon artists literally reported thugs beating down their doors at 4AM in the morning for making porn of them. It's not "unusual" at all.
590
+ --- 634911994
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+ >>634911518
592
+ reminder that this is Flonne now
593
+ --- 634912137
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+ >>634911960
595
+ Anon that's the point I was getting at. It is extremely unusual for so little porn to exist for something so wildly popular. The reason why there's hardly any porn is due to yakuza involvement.
596
+ --- 634912170
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+ >>634897354
598
+ they absolutely should, at least to the people who spent money
599
+ --- 634912209
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+ >>634911994
601
+ zenon sexo
602
+ --- 634912337
603
+ >>634911994
604
+ reminder posting the official art for this game on the discord for it gets you banned
605
+ --- 634912412
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+ >>634912170
607
+ they should send jpegs to the people that spent money
608
+ --- 634912430
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+ >>634911994
610
+ i can fix her
611
+ --- 634912534
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+ >>634911994
613
+ The hell did they do to her?
614
+ --- 634912594
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+ >>634911994
616
+ And this is Laharl now. He needs rape correction now.
617
+ --- 634912597
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+ >>634911518
619
+ don't worry, anyone who kept playing Disgaea RPG is a faggot who doesn't deserve feeling sorry for
620
+ --- 634912626
621
+ >>634912534
622
+ alternate universe etna was a cunt and sealed zenon inside flonne instead of rozalin
623
+ --- 634912837
624
+ What is the best way to play the first game? I looked at some comparisons and the steam version looks like aids compared to the ps2 version.
625
+ --- 634912856
626
+ >>634912837
627
+ Play the remake on Switch.
628
+ --- 634912863
629
+ >>634912594
630
+ I hope he still has his dick.
631
+ --- 634912865
632
+ >>634912534
633
+ >>634912626
634
+ Etna wanted a body paint friend
635
+ --- 634912901
636
+ >>634912626
637
+ On one hand using anything told in any gacha as some sort of relation to main game series is dumb
638
+ But on other side - I mean it's still better than whatever DisgaeaD2 was
639
+ >>634912856
640
+ it has shit spritework and miss tons of stuff tho
641
+ I'd vote for PSP or PC ver
642
+ --- 634912915
643
+ >>634912594
644
+ transharl was a mistake
645
+ --- 634912958
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+ >>634896413
647
+ the fuck are you going to know if you are obviously traumatized by the concept of them. You've never tried them. I play Blue Archive and FGO and they are free, ive never spent a single cent on it. Literally free games that you can try and throw out if you don't like them. If you are too much of an impulsive, no-self control retard that has to throw money at everything. Then that's on you. Nigger.
648
+ --- 634912996
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+ >>634912337
650
+ slaughter all discordniggers. not in minecraft.
651
+ --- 634913091
652
+ I personally think that they Aces Raspberyl in that game, not a single bad alt.
653
+ --- 634913138
654
+ >>634912901
655
+ xeno fuka from the gacha game is in disgaea 6's dlc so that's something at least
656
+ --- 634913182
657
+ >>634894254
658
+ make numales seethe
659
+ --- 634913231
660
+ >>634912958
661
+ I played DisgaeaRPG for about half a year.
662
+ It's pseudo-mmo thing which slowly creeps into your life to fulfill dailies and follow meta and various other crap to get latest content which usually worthless one joke in 10-20 dialogues.
663
+ In hindsight every 15-30-60 min I wasted on that crap would be better spent on exploring various flash games, like dunno, tower defenses or something
664
+ --- 634913241
665
+ it was nothing like disgaea lol
666
+ --- 634913369
667
+ STOP PLAYING ENG VERSIONS OF GAMES.
668
+ >>634913231
669
+ >would be better spent
670
+ Time wasted is time wasted. If you enjoyed that wasted time, great, but it's still wasted time.
671
+ Note that I believe all time is wasted as there is no real goal, just things that make us happy.
672
+ --- 634913394
673
+ >>634897354
674
+ It might be too hard for devs, they see it as too much effort, they don't care.
675
+ They might re-release gatcha more succefully in future and offline version would hinder them.
676
+ --- 634913423
677
+ >>634913138
678
+ well I won't be surprised if mobage further will be cannibalized by newer games.
679
+ Never touched 6 again after beating story, it's way too miserable, I'm better off looking for Pringer in Disgaea 2 item world. (fat chance so far)
680
+
681
+ It's not like mobile crap doesn't have some good ideas at time, but the way it presented is worthless more often than not to care about.
682
+ --- 634913596
683
+ >>634913369
684
+ You can waste time in different ways.
685
+ Playing normal or even flash games have more substance to it than Disgaea RPG slowly creeping into your life as addiction cause you need to complete those dailies, participate in events, etc, all to earn virtual currency to get character which you don't even care about how it looks or attacks maybe outside watching it once, but just so you can slowly get closer to end game content which is not really that good either way.
686
+
687
+ Mobile games build around slowly addicting player into being part of their life. I have enough backlog as it is, thank you very much.
688
+ --- 634913610
689
+ >>634913423
690
+ >I'm better off looking for Pringer in Disgaea 2 item world
691
+ you mean Prinny Baal Pirates? pringer isn't in the itemworld
692
+ --- 634913626
693
+ >>634913423
694
+ >I'm better off looking for Pringer in Disgaea 2 item world. (fat chance so far)
695
+ That's a thing? Is it after winning against unsealed pringers?
696
+ --- 634913702
697
+ >>634913231
698
+ >It's pseudo-mmo thing
699
+ Why do people who know nothing keep comming on /v/ ranting about dumb imaginary bullshit all the time?
700
+ --- 634913754
701
+ >>634913610
702
+ >>634913626
703
+ fuck, did I confuse things again.
704
+ I mean I remember that I need to stumble upon particular pirates in 40th rank item's world in 90-100 stages, I had a few months off not doing that cause reasons, just recently went into another drill emperor to find nothing.
705
+ Probably confused Pringer with Prinny Baal pirates then. Need to reread stuff.
706
+ --- 634913880
707
+ >>634913702
708
+ I mean I never played MMO's end game content, but it seems similar to what soshage crap devolves into. Boss raids, communities, meta, guilds, etc.
709
+ At least it aligned to what I read and heard from active players in Arknights/Granblue.
710
+ Obsiously it's not same game type, but I see similarities. And addiction seems similar too.
711
+ --- 634913914
712
+ >>634913231
713
+ I dunno how you kept it up for half a year. It's a pretty bland game.
714
+ --- 634913932
715
+ >>634911994
716
+ Is there a site with all the pngs of the art from the game
717
+ --- 634913993
718
+ >>634913932
719
+ https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1MWmmXla3pQLf_5yDb64O7S1XCwB7yAoB
720
+ here's most of the art, it stopped being updated for some time
721
+ --- 634914070
722
+ >>634913993
723
+ Gracias
724
+ --- 634914139
725
+ >>634913914
726
+ I just really like Harada's art, even tho I bet 99% of art in RPG was made just to look like his.
727
+ Overall it was also first social game type thing I played more than a few days, so prolly didn't notice it creeping into life more and more till I realized that I spend like few good hours a day sometimes on that crap and never launched again since.
728
+ To be completely fair to it, around that time there was also Disgaea 6 which was even worse. RPG seemingly kept more game mechanics than 6 too. So it was interesting to compare for some time.
729
+ --- 634914141
730
+ >>634897410
731
+ this is such a fun design
732
+ --- 634914251
733
+ >>634914139
734
+ Harada didn't do the art for Disgaea RPG.
735
+ --- 634914312
736
+ >>634913369
737
+ weebs are insane
738
+ --- 634914363
739
+ >>634914251
740
+ welp. then 100% to look like his then.
741
+ I was kinda thought it was the case, but I can't separate them at times. Modern Harada's art is a bit too polished, some of personality gone from his works too.
742
+ --- 634914462
743
+ >>634914363
744
+ You can tell because RPG's artist gives girls wide hips and Harada don't do that most of the time.
745
+ --- 634914542
746
+ >>634914462
747
+ Interesting discerning eye you have, anon.
748
+ I wish they just allowed him to use more rough artworks which he sometimes posts on twitter
749
+ those are nice
750
+ --- 634914773
751
+ >>634894254
752
+ pseudo-gambling, but with guaranteed rewards after a certain threshold
753
+ only whales outright buy the jpegs, most just collect the drip-fed gambling currency
754
+ --- 634914778
755
+ Does anyone know what the sales data for Disgaea RPG was like? From how often they kept genderswapping Laharl over and over, I'm guessing that there was a fairly sizable jump in profits whenever they did it.
756
+ --- 634914812
757
+ >>634894057
758
+ >No refunds Doods!
759
+ --- 634914981
760
+ >>634911994
761
+ Post peak version at least
762
+ --- 634915053
763
+ >>634914981
764
+ i want Justice to princess carry me
765
+ --- 634915056
766
+ >>634893989 (OP)
767
+ >another EN version of gacha gets EoS'd
768
+ Let me guess, it was either retarded publisher or bad managament (or both)
769
+ EN Pricon was also shut down not too long ago, but JP version is still going strong - doubt JP Disgaea RPG will be any different
770
+ Best thing about Disgaea RPG is sticking to 2D sprites instead of garbage 3D, but I do admit that I'm not a fan of its gameplay routine (then again, I got bored of Disgaea games after 5 anyway - the plot / cast got worse with each next game while gameplay QoL changes were welcomed... but I just got tired of entire gameplay loop)
771
+ --- 634915141
772
+ >>634914981
773
+ Best Flonne comming thru gao~~
774
+ --- 634915323
775
+ >>634915141
776
+ that one is literally the strongest and unstoppable i kneel
777
+ --- 634915492
778
+ >>634913754
779
+ Yeah, prinny baal pirate is prerequisite for unselead pringers fights.
780
+ --- 634916052
781
+ >>634915492
782
+ I wasn't that far off then.
783
+ Well I need to find some decent 40th rank items anyway, I doubt few drill emperors will suffice. Gotta have at least one character equipped.
784
+ --- 634916338
785
+ >>634916052
786
+ good luck anon
787
+ --- 634916339
788
+ >>634903527
789
+ you forgot
790
+ >the game flop so hard made aniplex panic and pull out fgo from DW
791
+ >DW got out of gamedev completely then
792
+ --- 634916727
793
+ >>634916338
794
+ Thanks anon, I still have long way to go.
795
+ I don't have DLC characters anymore sadly, I played on PSP, but then it kinda got out of working order, instead of fixing it I just transferred save into Vita where I had digitally bought game, but it couldn't use DLC since those never were officially released.
796
+ This save file is like 10 years old, I'm taking my time.
797
+ --- 634916759
798
+ >>634911994
799
+ >>634912626
800
+ >>634912915
801
+ So, anyone have a link for the artwork rip?
802
+ --- 634916889
803
+ >>634916052
804
+ I sure hope you either know what you are doing or are willling to deck out bunch of characters. With buffs getting to stat cap isn't bad.
805
+ Defeating unselead pringer x isn't hard. Killing all of them is pain because of passive.
806
+ Remember that you can just repeat last 10 floors on any item to try and trigger pirate, just don't save if you don't get them.
807
+ That reminds me how much pain perfecting items in D2 is. RNG upon RNG should just fuck off. Fuck felonies too. Though, I am glad how much more postgame there is compared to 1 and it's far harder.
808
+ --- 634916931
809
+ >>634916759
810
+ https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1MWmmXla3pQLf_5yDb64O7S1XCwB7yAoB
811
+ --- 634917015
812
+ >>634916931
813
+ Thanks, anon.
814
+ --- 634917053
815
+ How much longer until Segas PSO2 NGS gacha game shuts down? It's like 10 years old now and barely alive on JP and Global. Im pretty sure Mikus gacha game makes more money with less money spent on development since it's a mobile and not a crossplatform MMO.
816
+ --- 634917064
817
+ >>634894787
818
+ The game is free.
819
+ --- 634917180
820
+ >>634916889
821
+ >I sure hope you either know what you are doing or are willling to deck out bunch of characters. With buffs getting to stat cap isn't bad.
822
+ you mean abusing enemy AI targeting weaker units or using tower mechanics to sacrifice units so enemy will waste their turn? Did so for Prinny Baal.
823
+ >Defeating unselead pringer x isn't hard. Killing all of them is pain because of passive.
824
+ well we'll see. I didn't spoil myself much outside what I need to do to trigger particular things.
825
+ >Remember that you can just repeat last 10 floors on any item to try and trigger pirate, just don't save if you don't get them.
826
+ yea I know, I just thinking that I need get better equipment anyway so didn't bother first couple of times.
827
+ >That reminds me how much pain perfecting items in D2 is. RNG upon RNG should just fuck off. Fuck felonies too. Though, I am glad how much more postgame there is compared to 1 and it's far harder.
828
+ fuck felonies indeed, but honestly, while I initially disliked Disgaea 2 main plotline, it led me to enjoy game mechanics and sidetracking way more than when I was playing Disgaea 1, and that made me fall in love with series from gameplay standpoint.
829
+ --- 634917358
830
+ >>634917180
831
+ d2's characters were so bland it got me to appreciate generic units instead of just using story characters
832
+ --- 634917436
833
+ >>634917180
834
+ >you mean abusing enemy AI targeting weaker units or using tower mechanics to sacrifice units so enemy will waste their turn? Did so for Prinny Baal.
835
+ That won't be enough.
836
+
837
+ >well we'll see. I didn't spoil myself much outside what I need to do to trigger particular things.
838
+ Then I won't spoil.
839
+
840
+ >fuck felonies indeed, but honestly, while I initially disliked Disgaea 2 main plotline, it led me to enjoy game mechanics and sidetracking way more than when I was playing Disgaea 1, and that made me fall in love with series from gameplay standpoint.
841
+ I still don't like Adell, but replaying it after years made me appreciate plot more. It might be basic, but there are lots of clever hints like Zenon ritual summoning Rozalin or Rangers sensor picking up Adell is demon etc
842
+ Also fantastic performance in worst ending.
843
+ --- 634917483
844
+ >>634916931
845
+ oh neat, thanks anon
846
+ --- 634917556
847
+ >>634916931
848
+ Where are dolphins?
849
+ --- 634917849
850
+ >>634917358
851
+ well there is Etna at least.
852
+ But yea, cast is weak point, especially side cast.
853
+ I usually also use generics, but for some reason main damage dealers are Etna and Adell. Prolly need to level some generics.
854
+ Never really used Magic Change for example until recently, turns out easy way to level monster types into 9999 or gain one-two turns abilities of said monsters.
855
+ >>634917436
856
+ >That won't be enough.
857
+ Oh boy, now you making me curious. Gotta dwell into item world more later then
858
+
859
+ I slowly warmed up toward Adell and Rozalin combo (especially post plot in other games), but all side character tho are extremely weak. Outside of Axel. God bless Dark Hero. He is the best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLhtOt3LbxQ [Embed]
860
+ I did spoil myself worst ending, so I prolly won't be bothering getting it. I really dislike getting bad endings. Probably cause first time I beat Disgaea 1 - I had ONE ally kill. Goddammit past me. Was so mad, I spedrun 2nd playthru in a day.
861
+ So no 100% for me.
862
+ --- 634917854
863
+ >>634917436
864
+ I started to appreciate Adell more after playing through all the other Disgaeas and realizing I don't really care for most of the protagonists
865
+ also Adell's JP voice is godtier
866
+ --- 634918126
867
+ >>634917849
868
+ >Probably cause first time I beat Disgaea 1 - I had
869
+ Funny thing, happened to me too.
870
+
871
+ >I did spoil myself worst ending, so I prolly won't be bothering getting it.
872
+ I kind of burned myself off rushing for all endings after getting some gear in. I don't recommend it even if someone is curious.
873
+
874
+ >I usually also use generics, but for some reason main damage dealers are Etna and Adell. Prolly need to level some generics.
875
+ After playing 1 PSP I learned to always have at least one good generic and multiple saves in every game. My only decked out character was Laharl. I started etna story with all gear on Laharl. I only had one save. It was painful early on.
876
+
877
+ >Oh boy, now you making me curious. Gotta dwell into item world more later then
878
+ I just checked and you already know gimmick if you fought one. Well never mind, you will see.
879
+ --- 634918314
880
+ >>634917849
881
+ Magichange is my favorite Disgaea mechanic and I will never forgive Disgaea 6 and 7 from taking that from me
882
+ --- 634918318
883
+ >>634893989 (OP)
884
+ I hate gacha turds so much.
885
+ All this effort now just gone forever. Literally impossible to even try it out of curiosity after it shuts down because its all remote hosted.
886
+
887
+ Mobile games are such a nightmare and I hate everybody who plays this. I want you all beheaded.
888
+ --- 634918363
889
+ >>634916727
890
+ >Muramasa LE's cover and case
891
+ based, I'm also using those after all these years
892
+ --- 634918381
893
+ >>634897410
894
+ >Never spent any money on it though.
895
+ You spent time on it, thats infinitely worse
896
+ --- 634918465
897
+ >>634918318
898
+ if people cared they can make their own private servers like mmos but gachas are so dogshit nobody wants to make a private server because then they realize how hollow the game is when its 90% events ran by the company and 10% actual content.
899
+ --- 634918551
900
+ >>634918126
901
+ >After playing 1 PSP I learned to always have at least one good generic and multiple saves in every game
902
+ To repeat yourself - funny thing - me too.
903
+ I have 9999 thief with gun which is not as useful honestly, but gotta steal stuff to get that % of item collected up. And rob itemgod2s.
904
+ But I also now have few 9999 monsters thanks to magic change, so may use them actually now, usually focused on humanoid generics.
905
+ >I kind of burned myself off rushing for all endings after getting some gear in. I don't recommend it even if someone is curious.
906
+ Yea that sounds like a bit heavy thing to do.
907
+ >I just checked and you already know gimmick if you fought one. Well never mind, you will see.
908
+ No worries, I play game so slowly I prolly forgot what it was about anyway.
909
+ Hell, I only recently learned that innocents can marry or teach someone in innocent towns.
910
+ I mostly want to deal with Prinny Baal Pirates and Pringers so I can move onto Axel story and all stuff there like Dark Sun stages which it prolly has.
911
+ >>634918314
912
+ It's definitely something I never used properly, good time as any to start abusing it, shame to see a lot of mechanics go in 6 and 7. 7 at least tries but it still doesn't have tower attacks.
913
+ >>634918363
914
+ I can't really imagine using Vita without them, so damn comfy and sturdy.
915
+ --- 634918832
916
+ >>634918551
917
+ Thief is always a must. I dont remember formula, but I think lv9999 wasnt needed and getting lovers would be more benefical. Fuck those innocents just like felonies.
918
+
919
+ >Hell, I only recently learned that innocents can marry or teach someone in innocent towns.
920
+ Remember to not use dual stat innocents while leveling weapon.
921
+
922
+ >I mostly want to deal with Prinny Baal Pirates and Pringers so I can move onto Axel story and all stuff there like Dark Sun stages which it prolly has.
923
+ That's honestly a wrong order. Even weakest baal is harder than any of those. Dark world gives strongest int eq and it can be repeadly farmed if you can stomach unlocking and doing dark world in multiple rounds.
924
+ --- 634918987
925
+ >>634918465
926
+ it wouldnt really be worth the effort no matter how you slice it.
927
+ make a private server for an mmo and you can occupy people for years. then later you can do it again with a reboot. mmos also often ran for many years with tons of content.
928
+ with a gacha most of that goes out of the window they only work because they trick retarded whales into spending a fuckload of money to "own" jpgs. the average life span of a gacha is also under a year so there's fuckall for content so why bother?
929
+
930
+ Also for MMOs the publishers actually pretend to care a little bit. Some of them are being reworked to work offline, some of them are getting official relaunches. Some even get reboots with new content. Gachas are literally throwaway garbage. The publishers and devs obviously hate the playerbase and dont even try to hide it but whales absolutely have to whale.
931
+ I'm so disgusted.
932
+ --- 634919270
933
+ >>634918987
934
+ >make a private server for an mmo and you can occupy people for years. then later you can do it again with a reboot.
935
+ these private servers are often shut down due to dmca or internal drama between the staff. see wowscape vs blizzard or plenty of oldschool mmo servers.
936
+ --- 634919280
937
+ >>634918832
938
+ >Thief is always a must. I dont remember formula, but I think lv9999 wasnt needed and getting lovers would be more benefical. Fuck those innocents just like felonies.
939
+ eh, well it's 99% chance to steal from everyone so far.
940
+ Lovers are annoying, I did manage to gather bunch of Etna's and Adell's one to get that stat boost, but never bothered with Thief ones. Worst part is that you need to have that unleveled gear equipped, cause I have like bunch of them spawned in max level items you can't get inside anymore.
941
+ >Remember to not use dual stat innocents while leveling weapon.
942
+ Wait what, tell me more.
943
+ I usually just go into weapon with whatever innocents it has and steamroll it to max level via spheres/random gates.
944
+ Don't tell me some innocents can boost item leveling or on contrary affect it in worse way?
945
+ >That's honestly a wrong order. Even weakest baal is harder than any of those. Dark world gives strongest int eq and it can be repeadly farmed if you can stomach unlocking and doing dark world in multiple rounds.
946
+ I mean I dealt with all Dark Sun content in main story. Here is Dark Record.
947
+ Also fuck when I managed to get 9 friendly kills, whatever I suppose at this point
948
+ --- 634919404
949
+ >>634918987
950
+ >with a gacha most of that goes out of the window they only work because they trick retarded whales into spending a fuckload of money to "own" jpgs.
951
+ you know not every gacha is "jpg gacha". gacha can be implemented in a billion different ways. the most popular gacha on pc is fucking csgo.
952
+ --- 634919582
953
+ >>634919280
954
+ >Wait what, tell me more.
955
+ If you put a bunch of innocents on a weapon then the weapon gains a bit more stats each level depending on the number of that certain type. This only works on single stat innocents though so if you want higher strength, then you should slap on as many gladiator innocents that your weapon can hold.
956
+ --- 634919715
957
+ >>634919582
958
+ >If you put a bunch of innocents on a weapon then the weapon gains a bit more stats each level depending on the number of that certain type. This only works on single stat innocents though so if you want higher strength, then you should slap on as many gladiator innocents that your weapon can hold.
959
+ Now this is podracing, anon.
960
+ Thank you for info, will definitely do that!
961
+ --- 634919881
962
+ I stopped after disgaea d2 tell me how hillariously broken baal got during the next games
963
+ --- 634919908
964
+ >>634893989 (OP)
965
+ Never played it but I did appreciate the art.
966
+ --- 634920192
967
+ >>634919881
968
+ d4 he revives himself
969
+ d5 you need to kick his balls to get him to fuck off
970
+ d6 he revives himself like 4 times and also kill all of his minions who is arguably harder than baal himself
971
+ --- 634920235
972
+ >>634919280
973
+ >eh, well it's 99% chance to steal from everyone so far.
974
+ Oh well I checked. Already a Lv6200 thief should be able to steal at 99% rate from everyone (as long as you steal from behind), so you will be fine.
975
+
976
+ >Don't tell me some innocents can boost item leveling or on contrary affect it in worse way?
977
+ Oh boy, you better read upon that.
978
+ Each time you kill general/king/god, item stats get boosted based on type of innocents currently in item (their value don't matter). You want to take out all random innocents out of item before floor 9. Load, let's say, maximum amount of gladiators into item. Go to flor 10, kill general, GENCY OUT, save, go in, kill general AGAIN and proceed to gate.
979
+ Now because it's floor 10, you pray that you get moved to innocent town and that council spwans. You go into council and pass (not sure here whether there are 'bigger') 'bigger better atk growth'. Go out, save. Repeat.
980
+ Each floor boss can be double killed (wasnt a thing in Disgaea 1). You want to pass bills as soon as possible (I think floors were 10,20,30; different for D4 as there are even more bills to be passed there). That's why maxing items is annoying. Oh and you want to grab enough lvl spheres or do 'correct' mystery gates to reach lv200 for item. Spawning enough orbs isnt guranteed, I'd say average is one per 10 floors, but I had items where only 1 or 2 spheres showed up throughout whole runs and ended up resetting to get 'ambush' mystery gates. Truly rng upon rng.
981
+
982
+ >I mean I dealt with all Dark Sun content in main story. Here is Dark Record.
983
+ Oh well, You should've done dark story side story earlier imo. It suck going into new cycles/rounds as you need to proceed at least until torunament or so to get access to all post game content.
984
+ --- 634920286
985
+ >>634897354
986
+ Then they can't shove their next gacha down your throat as easily. It's a shame 99% of them aren't preservable but that same percentage aren't really worth preserving in my opinion.
987
+ --- 634920638
988
+ >>634920235
989
+ >Oh well I checked. Already a Lv6200 thief should be able to steal at 99% rate from everyone (as long as you steal from behind), so you will be fine.
990
+ Good to know.
991
+ Well at least it's decent damage dealer during combos, will be a glass cannon, I did level her gun stat to 255
992
+ >Oh boy, you better read upon that.
993
+ Will do!
994
+ And jesus christ, I never considered doing what you described either. How do you double kill floor bosses tho? Defeat it, use gency exit, enter again and defeat again?
995
+ Yea I can see how maxing this all will get annoying fast.
996
+ >Oh well, You should've done dark story side story earlier imo. It suck going into new cycles/rounds as you need to proceed at least until torunament or so to get access to all post game content.
997
+ I'm now confused which dark story stuff you mean? I did play thru Axel story awhile ago right after first playthru, I meant whatever side content in Axel story I never touched, if it's even there.
998
+ Sorry for not being clear.
999
+ --- 634920735
1000
+ >>634893989 (OP)
1001
+ Thank fuck. I hate GACHA shit. So is Disgaea 7 better than 6 or what? I haven't played Disgaea in years.
1002
+ --- 634920761
1003
+ >>634917436
1004
+ Who the fuck hates adell? The dudes hilarious. Youd have to be a gigantic faggot to hate adell
1005
+ --- 634920792
1006
+ >>634920735
1007
+ better than 6 worse than 5
1008
+ --- 634920824
1009
+ >>634893989 (OP)
1010
+ game tried to catch up to JP without the QoL, so it crashed and burned just like Madoka Magica
1011
+ --- 634920834
1012
+ >>634893989 (OP)
1013
+ Woah, I never would've guessed.
1014
+ WHO.
1015
+ COULD.
1016
+ HAVE.
1017
+ SEEN.
1018
+ THIS.
1019
+ COMING.
1020
+ --- 634920849
1021
+ >>634920761
1022
+ He is more of your regular shonen protagonist when people liked Disgaea 1 demon approach more, hence 3 and 4 more about demons.
1023
+ 5 returned to shonen protagonist
1024
+ --- 634920963
1025
+ >>634920735
1026
+ Definitely better than 6 but that wasn't a very high bar to clear
1027
+ --- 634920980
1028
+ Every time I see this it's abount an EN version.
1029
+ Why do devs even have EN versions anyway? Surely it wouldn't be that hard to pay some translator pennies and just include it with the main game.
1030
+ --- 634921003
1031
+ >>634893989 (OP)
1032
+ Right before this too fuck you boltrend
1033
+ --- 634921032
1034
+ >>634920834
1035
+ you didn't read the thread, tertiary.
1036
+ --- 634921123
1037
+ >>634920638
1038
+ >And jesus christ, I never considered doing what you described either. How do you double kill floor bosses tho? Defeat it, use gency exit, enter again and defeat again?
1039
+ Yes, go to floor 10th, kill boss, gency out, go in, kill again, proceed to next floor. Remember to add innocents like gladiator every time you kill king (30,60,90) before going for second kill. Pretty much always focus on one stat.
1040
+ Doing double kills and putting innocents is easy part. Getting innocent town spawn and then council is annoying. Getting needed lvls to max item can be infuritating.
1041
+ Preferably get lover spawn on said item before starting process or remember to always have max amount of innocents in items to never lose it to unmovable lover. Just typing that out made me angry.
1042
+ There should be good guide on gamefaq regarding that. There will be even some % of how strong item will be if you choose to not go for super perfect way. I couldn't help myself and suffered, but after I was done I never wanted to gear even second character.
1043
+ --- 634921135
1044
+ >>634921003
1045
+ too problematic for discord mods
1046
+ --- 634921154
1047
+ >>634903773
1048
+ can confirm djinn is a faggot
1049
+ I moderated for the discord since it came with free currency as a bonus and he was such a bitchy faggot who constantly shit talked people
1050
+ --- 634921160
1051
+ >>634912915
1052
+ >>634912865
1053
+ >>634912626
1054
+ >>634911994
1055
+ This shit makes me very upset that all these designs were stuck in a GACHA game. Hopefully they can reuse them in future Disgaea titles.
1056
+ --- 634921282
1057
+ >>634920761
1058
+ hate=/= dislike
1059
+ He felt like generic hotblooded protag. You are getting all hot and bothered over 2d guy, you faggot.
1060
+
1061
+ >I'm now confused which dark story stuff you mean? I did play thru Axel story awhile ago right after first playthru, I meant whatever side content in Axel story I never touched, if it's even there.
1062
+ I misunderstood. I thought you didn't touch Axel story at all. I don't remember there being any exclusive side stuff beside his own dark world levels maybe.
1063
+ --- 634921289
1064
+ >>634921123
1065
+ Got it, anon, thanks for clarifying.
1066
+ I assume since you suffered thru it - all these stats were needed in the end. fun~
1067
+ Will look into Gamefaq too.
1068
+ --- 634921297
1069
+ >>634921123
1070
+ >There should be good guide on gamefaq regarding that
1071
+ --- 634921356
1072
+ >>634921297
1073
+ hey anon, for all it's faults, it's actually decent place for information.
1074
+ I'll take it any day over some random dot fandom website crap
1075
+ --- 634921369
1076
+ >>634921160
1077
+ Being a gacha lets them get away with stuff they couldn't show in a proper main game
1078
+ --- 634921426
1079
+ >>634893989 (OP)
1080
+ It’s all my fault too
1081
+ --- 634921472
1082
+ >>634921356
1083
+ it was an excuse to post Ulillillia because he has the best item perfection guide
1084
+ --- 634921620
1085
+ >>634921472
1086
+ fair. I don't know who he is anyway. I thought you just shit on the place. I never really interacted with anyone but it's nice to lurk for info on one game or another.
1087
+ --- 634921673
1088
+ >>634921282
1089
+ >generic
1090
+ Yeah nigger you a faggot, a reddit parroting faggot. Your fave disgaea is prob 4 cause your such a retard that likes to get fucked in the ass by men
1091
+ --- 634921750
1092
+ >>634921369
1093
+ that's really false, the best you can get is some quick anecdotes which are funny haha, but after like few days lose their luster and not really have any value.
1094
+ While normal games persist for decades cause people actually care about them
1095
+ --- 634921906
1096
+ >>634921289
1097
+ >I assume since you suffered thru it - all these stats were needed in the end. fun~
1098
+ Actually I was wrong, I only perfected 2 items and gave up on last two. Refer to >>634917436, perfected yoshi, feli, lvl~160 super robo suit, lv32 accel. With 5 breavehearts puts me at almost atk cap, with another super robo suit instead of accel I reach cap. It wasn't enough to fully clear final battle completely
1099
+
1100
+ >>634921673
1101
+ Nigga you gay. Keep sardine man to yourself
1102
+ Go hang out with your perfect strategist that just chooses to pretend to have brain damage, maybe he will fist you with fire punches.
1103
+ --- 634922029
1104
+ >>634921906
1105
+ >It wasn't enough to fully clear final battle completely
1106
+ jesus christ how horrifying.
1107
+ --- 634922049
1108
+ >>634921426
1109
+ Good job!
1110
+ --- 634922146
1111
+ >>634921282
1112
+ >I misunderstood. I thought you didn't touch Axel story at all. I don't remember there being any exclusive side stuff beside his own dark world levels maybe.
1113
+ missed this since not tagged.
1114
+ got it, well better that way, maybe I'll move onto Disgaea 3 by 2030 already instead of 2040.
1115
+ --- 634922265
1116
+ >>634912837
1117
+ Avoid original the PS2 and PS3 console releases. Those are outdated as shit. 1-4 have been ported to everything but phones with added contented and QoL fixes.
1118
+ --- 634922348
1119
+ >>634922265
1120
+ >ported to everything
1121
+ meanwhile Disgaea 3 is stuck on Vita.
1122
+ Vita means life.
1123
+ --- 634922372
1124
+ >>634922265
1125
+ >1-4 have been ported to everything but phones with added contented and QoL fixes.
1126
+ except 3 and DD2
1127
+ --- 634922419
1128
+ >>634922348
1129
+ the vita emulator has the disgaea games listed as fully playable.
1130
+ --- 634922478
1131
+ >>634917064
1132
+ So free = fun?
1133
+ I'll cave your face in for free, does that sound fun?
1134
+ --- 634922501
1135
+ >>634922478
1136
+ somewhat yes
1137
+ --- 634922503
1138
+ >>634922372
1139
+ DD2 can stay on PS3 desu
1140
+ fuck it
1141
+ >>634922419
1142
+ >emulator
1143
+ initial post said ported.
1144
+ emulator is different thing.
1145
+ also "fully playable" usually can mean a lot in emulator world. I'd better avoid.
1146
+ --- 634922525
1147
+ >>634922265
1148
+ *laughs in Disgaea 3*
1149
+ --- 634922618
1150
+ >>634912837
1151
+ PS2 has one interesting feature (multiple warp engines), but it's not worth it.
1152
+ PSP is upgraded and ported PS2 version with additional content. It has 2 known bugs. One is funny (foresight item world), the other can potentially crash the game (too many counterattacks).
1153
+ Never played DS version, but it has commentary from developers.
1154
+ Switch is "remake", uses newer sprites, has QoL like healers getting exp for healing and I think they even got cheat shop ported from iOS version. Because of sprites they changed 1-2 monsters for different ones.
1155
+ PC is ported PSP version with further improvements. Check graphic options as there should be option for it to look almost same as PS2/PSP (old vs newer tiles). There is mod to get developers commentary from DS version. I dont know if there is mod for cheat shop.
1156
+ Emulate psp version, go with steam or switch version. Can't go wrong with either of them.
1157
+ --- 634922623
1158
+ Daily reminder that Disgaea 3 has best DLC trailer/intro
1159
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKWaMMASy28 [Embed]
1160
+ --- 634922657
1161
+ Doods...
1162
+ --- 634922747
1163
+ >>634922623
1164
+ kyoko and asuka are built for unprotected handholding and marriage
1165
+ --- 634922748
1166
+ >>634922348
1167
+ >>634922525
1168
+ >>634922372
1169
+ >being a vitalit
1170
+ Not my problem. Raspberyl belongs only on the vita.
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634894784
3
+ Post marry crush waifu girls
4
+ --- 634894947
5
+ >>634894784 (OP)
6
+ Fairy leviathan
7
+ --- 634894961
8
+ Luci's voice warms my heart when nothing else will.
9
+ --- 634895120
10
+ I love Totooria Helmold!
11
+ --- 634895207
12
+ I love my wife Bernie!
13
+ --- 634895369
14
+ Lilith a cute
15
+ a new bread already, really?
16
+ --- 634895462
17
+ >>634895369
18
+ and I forgot my image
19
+ --- 634895497
20
+ >>634895369
21
+ I got this fantastic bread from walmart today, I forget what it's called but it's really good.
22
+ --- 634895867
23
+ >>634895369
24
+ I hear ya, think I'm going to go to bed now even.
25
+ --- 634896093
26
+ >>634895867
27
+ Night alchemist
28
+ --- 634897537
29
+ I love my beautiful wife Byleth!
30
+ --- 634898291
31
+ I love my wonderful wife Nepgear! She's so adorable!
32
+ --- 634898721
33
+ >>634898620
34
+ --- 634898727
35
+ >>634895867
36
+ goodnight fren
37
+ --- 634898835
38
+ >>634895369
39
+ I completely missed the last one!
40
+ --- 634899198
41
+ >>634894784 (OP)
42
+ What do you mean, like which girl would you post, marry, or crush?
43
+ --- 634899315
44
+ >>634899198
45
+ yes
46
+ --- 634899506
47
+ Why am I still up? Anyway, my wife Iroha!
48
+ --- 634899579
49
+ Art aplenty today.
50
+ --- 634899656
51
+ >>634898835
52
+ It appears that the rumors of your demise have been somewhat exaggerated.
53
+ --- 634899697
54
+ Neptune is the girl of my dreams! goodnight
55
+ --- 634899839
56
+ >>634899656
57
+ Oh, was I suspected to be dead?
58
+ I've just been sleeping a lot recently. But I won't spread my misery.
59
+ >>634899506
60
+ Cute maid.
61
+ --- 634899880
62
+ >>634899697
63
+ Night neppa
64
+ Think I’ll be off to dreamland too, night waifu
65
+ --- 634899957
66
+ >>634899880
67
+ >>634899697
68
+ Sleep well!
69
+ --- 634900141
70
+ >>634899506
71
+ late night meido
72
+ >>634899697
73
+ >>634899880
74
+ goodnight friends
75
+ --- 634900274
76
+ >>634899839
77
+ Y-you too...
78
+ --- 634900346
79
+ >>634900141
80
+ Always manage to miss one... OOF
81
+ --- 634901213
82
+ >>634901097
83
+ --- 634901357
84
+ Any recent favorite art of your waifu?
85
+ --- 634901448
86
+ Goodnight bread
87
+ >>634901357
88
+ I'm a fan of this artist, I also like >>634895207
89
+ a lot, it's super cute
90
+ --- 634901591
91
+ >>634901357
92
+ None in particular. I did find this one, though. It's nice.
93
+ --- 634901647
94
+ >>634901448
95
+ Feeling like a maid man tonight, huh?
96
+ --- 634901791
97
+ >>634901591
98
+ ngl that is a super stylish swimsuit
99
+ --- 634901953
100
+ >>634901791
101
+ It is, though I prefer her first uncap design. I'm a "bikini and jacket" kind of guy.
102
+ --- 634902212
103
+ >>634901357
104
+ these stuff because purple boob good
105
+ https://files.catbox.moe/6qg32o.jpg
106
+ https://files.catbox.moe/qxeur5.png
107
+ --- 634902427
108
+ >>634901448
109
+ lol I can see that... Night! and to all signing out!
110
+
111
+ >>634901647
112
+ The mad lad...
113
+
114
+ >>634901097
115
+ Who is your waifu? What did you think of Engage?
116
+ --- 634903892
117
+ it's over
118
+ --- 634904080
119
+ Mila love forever!
120
+ --- 634907185
121
+ I love my wonderful and beautiful Chiaki.
122
+ --- 634907531
123
+ For me, it's Towa.
124
+ --- 634912784
125
+ I love Brigid!
126
+ --- 634915863
127
+ >>634914301
128
+ Waifu, unlike Milhouse, can meme.
129
+ --- 634918180
130
+ I got a new outfit for Fate Jannu. I'm glad I decided to take a break from chicken farming to do some F/GO.
131
+ --- 634918401
132
+ >>634894784 (OP)
133
+ I love the edgy bunny
134
+ >>634915863
135
+ wife with milhouse glasses
136
+ --- 634919003
137
+ >>634918180
138
+ >I decided to take a break from chicken farming
139
+ You're going to have to elaborate on that
140
+ --- 634919137
141
+ >>634919003
142
+ Limbus Company's chapter 3.5 event has you grind a special dungeon that is filled with chicken themed enemies.
143
+ --- 634919330
144
+ >>634919137
145
+ --- 634919585
146
+ Gosh, she's so cute
147
+ --- 634920487
148
+ >>634894784 (OP)
149
+ My beautiful Waifu Neo the Ice Cream girl is extremely cute!
150
+ --- 634920609
151
+ courtney!
152
+ --- 634922187
153
+ >>634898721
154
+ my lovely nig wife
155
+ --- 634922620
156
+ >>634922187
157
+ Woah
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634894883
3
+ >translators are fine bro stop being a schizo
4
+ --- 634894915
5
+ translators are fine bro stop being a schizo
6
+ --- 634894989
7
+ They are techincally correct, people just makeshifted footsies to be more of a general concept when it started as low attack mixups to open up an opponents guard
8
+
9
+ You wouldn't know this because you are an 09er
10
+ --- 634895350
11
+ >>634894883 (OP)
12
+ anon you slobbering fucking moron. 'footsies' are an actual fighting game term that people have been using forever. shitty fake nerd translators are a real problem and you're just making people who complain about them look worse
13
+ --- 634896393
14
+ >>634894989
15
+ I don't care. That's the gayest shit I've ever heard.
16
+ Just call them low attacks, you fucking faggots.
17
+ --- 634896632
18
+ "footsies" do fighting game fans really
19
+ --- 634896846
20
+ always thought footsies was playing at the limit of your moves, making it harder to punish them if you get blocked
21
+ --- 634896998
22
+ >>634896849
23
+ You’re not supposed to make the I AM SILLY guy tell the truth, you know.
24
+ --- 634897000
25
+ >>634896846
26
+ I also thought this. More or less synonymous with poking
27
+ --- 634897068
28
+ >>634895350
29
+ Did you read it? Their definition of footsies is completely off.
30
+ --- 634897081
31
+ Why do they have to be kicks if a crouching punch can essentially be the same fucking thing? Why not just call those "fisties"?
32
+ --- 634897196
33
+ >>634894883 (OP)
34
+ this doesn't surprise me at all
35
+ --- 634897271
36
+ >>634894989
37
+ source for this schizophrenic revisionism?
38
+ --- 634897287
39
+ >>634897081
40
+ >i dont play sf as a main fighting game, but:
41
+ I think kicks tend to have higher range for their startup so they tend to get used more in neutral. It probably varies by character though - I'd imagine there's certainly a few characters with better punches that are designed to be your go-to neutral
42
+ --- 634897478
43
+ >>634896998
44
+ Why is it that translation is one of the only industries where you're just expected to tolerate bad service? People pay for something, receive a shitty product and then are told "if you don't like it, do it yourself". If I asked someone to fix my car and they gave it back with a bunch of modifications and a new paintjob they think "look great" should I tolerate that too?
45
+ >hurr just learn to do everything yourself
46
+ Then what the fuck is the point of these services?
47
+ --- 634897779
48
+ >>634897081
49
+ From now on I'm going to throw out the term 'fisties' with a straight face when I play friends. Thanks anon.
50
+ --- 634897882
51
+ thought footsies meant movement
52
+ --- 634898003
53
+ >>634894883 (OP)
54
+ That's not footsies at all
55
+ --- 634898083
56
+ >>634896846
57
+ It's more conditioning your opponent to throw out unsafe moves and punishing accordingly.
58
+ --- 634898229
59
+ >mfw Smashstinkies call footsies "down tilts"
60
+ --- 634898364
61
+ >gen z smashie got a job translating fighting games for real adults to push his mentally ill terms and definitions on others
62
+ society is collapsing....
63
+ --- 634898472
64
+ What type of translation do you prefer
65
+ --- 634898551
66
+ >>634898472
67
+ this needs an update to games talking about capitalism and gender
68
+ --- 634898608
69
+ >>634894883 (OP)
70
+ Isn't that just a low attack? I thought footsies encapsulated neutral and how you should approach it to get your hits in.
71
+ --- 634898652
72
+ >>634898608
73
+ Capcom's translators are doing a little trolling.
74
+ --- 634898705
75
+ >>634895538
76
+ The realest filename of all time
77
+ --- 634899009
78
+ >>634898608
79
+ >Footsies... it involves feet, right?
80
+ >You're looking for openings with feet...
81
+ >Ah, it must be low attacks!
82
+ >If they're guarding mid they're still vulnerable low!
83
+ >So you kick, with your foot! Footsies!
84
+ >It's a good thing Capcom got me to write this, I'm so smart
85
+ --- 634899014
86
+ >>634897478
87
+ I don't excuse bad translators, but you autists are unlikable faggots, so now I'm just having fun.
88
+ --- 634899384
89
+ >>634894883 (OP)
90
+ Whether it’s correct or not it’s still autistic as shit. なお、電話ポストが大嫌いんだ。
91
+ --- 634899609
92
+ >>634896849
93
+ Ronaldo El Karateka IS a funny name
94
+ M Bison fits the Dictator better than the boxer despite the reference
95
+ Vega fits the faggot more than the rest
96
+ --- 634899668
97
+ >footsies
98
+ there's no way people actually say this
99
+ what do you call it when you miss an attack oopsie woopsies? fucking lol jesus christ
100
+ --- 634899696
101
+ >>634898472
102
+ This image makes me get a feeling so complicated
103
+ --- 634899701
104
+ >>634899668
105
+ >what do you call it when you miss an attack oopsie woopsies?
106
+ whiff
107
+ --- 634899838
108
+ >>634896998
109
+ Is liberty the same as literally ignoring the text and making your own fanfiction?
110
+ --- 634899873
111
+ >>634899668
112
+ reminds me of pic related kek
113
+ --- 634899983
114
+ >>634896849
115
+ Kek, reminds me of this
116
+ --- 634899985
117
+ >>634899873
118
+ The recovery vs lag distinction makes sense in Smash since recovery is already a term used for returning to the platform.
119
+ --- 634900064
120
+ It's becoming increasingly apparent that people obsessed over translations simply hate English.
121
+ --- 634900170
122
+ >>634900064
123
+ >if you don't like my specialized version of english you don't like english
124
+ Fuck off troon.
125
+ --- 634900324
126
+ >>634899983
127
+ I can't wait until AI MTL replaces these smug vandalizing leftoid fucks
128
+ --- 634900331
129
+ >>634899985
130
+ I get the logic behind finding a different word for recovery but using a different term with another fucking meaning was a retarded idea, and yes i know this stuff happened naturally and isnt planned but it still bugs me
131
+ --- 634900481
132
+ >>634900170
133
+ Not a tranny, but it's pretty clear that anything that isn't written in a completely neutral tone drives you weebs batshit insane.
134
+ --- 634900503
135
+ >>634899983
136
+ Explain how he's wrong
137
+ --- 634900538
138
+ >>634899014
139
+ >wanting actuate translations is le autism
140
+ --- 634900635
141
+ >>634894989
142
+ A low attack is not a mixup, it should be blocked by default.
143
+ --- 634900638
144
+ >>634900538
145
+ Yes.
146
+ --- 634900647
147
+ >>634900538
148
+ Maybe you should learn japanese then
149
+ You won't
150
+ --- 634900721
151
+ >>634900538
152
+ >Witcher 3 is translated from Polish into natural sounding English
153
+ "HOLY KINO!!! Bloody Baron is the greatest writing in gaming ever!"
154
+ >Japanese games are translated into natural sounding English
155
+ "WTF!?! Why is it only Japanese games that get treated like this? If translators tried to pull this shit in any other language they'd be fired!"
156
+ --- 634900938
157
+ >>634900721
158
+ >strawmanning this hard
159
+ Just admit you have no actual argument
160
+ --- 634900952
161
+ >>634899983
162
+ What character is this in reference to?
163
+ --- 634901106
164
+ There's a lot of autism that makes japanese to english translations so divisive. But to be fair, some of it is probably rooted in the fact that the translations for all japanese games and anime actually were objectively shit by every measure in the 90s and early 2000s because for some reason translators thought Americans wouldn't buy a thing if it had a dude named Reiji instead of Chris. So there's a little bit of autistic chips on people's shoulders
165
+ --- 634901139
166
+ >I don't know Japanese and can't understand language and nuance beyond the first translation of a word in Google
167
+ >I just know that every translation that isn't one to one neutral language with the same grammar convention as Japanese is wrong inherently
168
+ >no I will not actually bother learning Japanese
169
+ --- 634901375
170
+ >>634900647
171
+ >>634897478
172
+ --- 634901429
173
+ >>634900331
174
+ as someone who plays both, using lag in that way upsets me. I just use both definitions for recovery when talking about smash characters.
175
+ --- 634901464
176
+ >>634899014
177
+ >you are unlikable because you disagree with me
178
+ Woman moment
179
+ --- 634901572
180
+ >>634900938
181
+ Nobody has a problem if a game from literally any other language has an English translation that sounds as if it was written in English to begin with. If you knew nothing about the developer of the Witcher, you would probably assume they were American.
182
+
183
+ The reason autists screech over Japanese translations is because autists have difficulty dealing with ambiguity. Since Japanese is radically different from English syntax, some degree of personal judgement is required to make it actually sound coherent, even in a "faithful" translation. And if you want to take it a step beyond "faithful" and into "actually sounds like how an English speaker would talk", that requires even more personal judgement. But that drives autismos absolutely batty since they need to live without ambiguity.
184
+ --- 634901601
185
+ >>634899983
186
+ What is this a reference to so I can ignore it forever
187
+ --- 634901609
188
+ >>634899985
189
+ Write a single sentence stating a complete coherent thought in which the meaning of recovery isn't obvious from the context.
190
+ --- 634901852
191
+ >>634901572
192
+ Does "..." look like "natural sounding English"?
193
+ --- 634901858
194
+ >>634901106
195
+ >Americans wouldn't buy a thing if it had a dude named Reiji instead of Chris
196
+ they didnt make a huge stink about something like Raiden's name in metal gear series though. sometimes it's better to leave the names as is even if you lose some nuance in translation.
197
+ --- 634901921
198
+ gen z
199
+ --- 634901971
200
+ >>634901572
201
+ Only changing the grammar, not the meaning, right?
202
+ https://www.kotaku.com.au/2018/04/the-western-version-of-zelda-a-link-between-worlds-has-less-body-shaming/
203
+ --- 634902006
204
+ >>634899983
205
+ What's wrong with this?
206
+ --- 634902093
207
+ >>634901464
208
+ Disagree with what? What did I disagree with? I said you're an unlikable faggot, I'm 100% correct, you are an autistic subhuman. Think before you type next time, fucking faggot. Stop having arguments in your head, its pathetic.
209
+ --- 634902124
210
+ >>634900064
211
+ I actually hate English (shit language in most aspects) but I don't mind this translation bullshit
212
+ --- 634902189
213
+ >>634899014
214
+ >>634902093
215
+ >gets btfo
216
+ >hehe i dont care anymore i am le trollign!!
217
+ kys
218
+ --- 634902208
219
+ >>634899983
220
+ >I think I know more about the work than the creator so I'm changing the name of the character because my interpretation of the work is the only correct one
221
+ --- 634902215
222
+ That's heckin cool bro
223
+ --- 634902227
224
+ >>634895538
225
+ the whole "in reality" part is retarded shit.
226
+ --- 634902231
227
+ >>634901852
228
+ >MUH ELIPSES SUPPORT CONVO
229
+ You fags have like 3 examples from the past decade that are truly egregious. The fact you have to keep going back to the FE: Fates well shows just how infrequently this shit gets allowed. And before you think of spamming visual novel shit, I don't care. Those aren't games and don't count anyway.
230
+ --- 634902273
231
+ >>634901572
232
+ In a way it's almost paradoxical. They want "faithful" Japanglish translations, which inherently also aren't faithful due to them reading and flowing so poorly, as well as them not conveying any nuance. The people reading the original aren't reading something written in some chuuni made-up bastardization of their language after all.
233
+ --- 634902357
234
+ >>634902273
235
+ See:
236
+ >>634901971
237
+ >>634901852
238
+ --- 634902376
239
+ >>634901852
240
+ Left: cringeworthy dialogue
241
+ Right: very funny scene
242
+ What's the problem?
243
+ --- 634902439
244
+ >>634901852
245
+ I hate NoA so god damn much.
246
+ --- 634902441
247
+ >>634901572
248
+ --- 634902480
249
+ >>634894989
250
+ This anonj is kind of right but only because low attacks are generally the far reaching pokes, but that is not a complete rule.
251
+ As we know, footsies just now means the neutral poke range game.
252
+ --- 634902497
253
+ >>634902376
254
+ right isnt a translation. it's just removing the dialogue. you might as well play the japanese version that you dont understand since you'd get equal amounts of exposition from both.
255
+ --- 634902526
256
+ >>634902231
257
+ People keep going back to those examples because you say anything newer doesn't count and also because the people arguing about this shit don't fucking buy every game twice and then do script comparisons.
258
+ --- 634902528
259
+ >>634899873
260
+ Ditto is so fucking gay
261
+ --- 634902534
262
+ >>634902231
263
+ Lmao imagine being so fucking disingenuous that you openly reject evidence. Why are you defending this shit?
264
+ --- 634902554
265
+ Smashbros won
266
+ Footsies is official term now
267
+ --- 634902576
268
+ >>634897081
269
+ its called footsies because a lot of the poking is done in the close to mid range with low kick buttons.
270
+ in street fighter most lows are kicks. a crouching medium kick will hit low. a crouching medium punch can be blocked standing. thats not a universal thing but its mostly the case.
271
+
272
+ of course people also poke with standing buttons, but less so.
273
+ --- 634902616
274
+ >>634901572
275
+ >>634902231
276
+ >>634902273
277
+ --- 634902790
278
+ >>634902576
279
+ also to add to it:
280
+ lows are popular in the poking game because they hit characters that move backwards too.
281
+ when I hold backwards and you press a standing poke I just block it and get away with it. but when I hold back to move away and you press a crouching poke I eat shit.
282
+ --- 634902832
283
+ >>634894883 (OP)
284
+ I'm terrible at 2D fighting games and don't even own any modern ones but even I know that isn't at all what footsies means
285
+ why do I know more about fighting game terminology than fighting game localisers and how the hell did every one at the western division of a company that is prolific for it's fighting games fail to catch this
286
+ --- 634902898
287
+ >>634902576
288
+ >>634902790
289
+ My god, imagine explaining something so basic. The fgc is fucking over, accessibility was truly the death of fighting games. How long until the win button becomes real?
290
+ --- 634903087
291
+ >>634899983
292
+ it's like the faggot who translated Xenoblade. "Oh no, this character's name is Carna, this won't do! it sounds too much like carnivore! I'll change her name to Sharla! Her brother Juju is completely fine though because i am a jew!"
293
+ --- 634903098
294
+ >>634900503
295
+ He already did?
296
+ --- 634903130
297
+ >>634894883 (OP)
298
+ >>634902832
299
+ The worst part is that they are spreading misinformation in a tutorial while Capcom is trying to get new players. The localizer should be fired for their incompetence
300
+ --- 634903174
301
+ >>634900503
302
+ how in the fuck would a random japanese dude know the original meaning of El Dorado and why wouldn't they just name him エル・ドラド if they did
303
+ --- 634903225
304
+ esty dee
305
+ --- 634903297
306
+ >>634903225
307
+ Good ole NISA
308
+ --- 634903324
309
+ RUB A DUB DUB, THANKS FOR THE GRUB!
310
+ --- 634903397
311
+ >>634900721
312
+ >Japanese games are translated into natural sounding English
313
+ --- 634903469
314
+ >>634894989
315
+ >They are techincally correct,
316
+ Whoever translated that term originally needs a bullet and i just lost all remaining respect for the "fighting game community" if that's the kind of terms they just accept.
317
+ Jesus fucking christ.
318
+ --- 634903515
319
+ >>634899983
320
+ could had translated it into emperor aurelius.
321
+ --- 634903543
322
+ >>634900503
323
+ >>634902006
324
+ He's writing headcanon that at best is accurate and removes any subtlety the author was aiming for, and at worst will be proven wrong. The creative decisions should be reserved to the writer who spend years working on the project and not a wannabe writer
325
+ --- 634903552
326
+ >>634903397
327
+ OI MATE, DON'T YOU WANT YER CHARACTERS IN YER FANTASY JAPANESE GAME SPEAKIN' LOIK THEY'RE FROM A EARLY 80S TV SHOW SET IN SOUF LONDON INNIT? WOTS WRONG WIF YA?
328
+ --- 634903626
329
+ >>634902616
330
+ >MTL is le good
331
+ Remind me to Digimon
332
+ --- 634903735
333
+ >>634903626
334
+ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motte-and-bailey_fallacy
335
+ --- 634904117
336
+ Localizers should be lined up and shot.
337
+ --- 634904181
338
+ >>634894989
339
+ I always imagined it was slang for footwork
340
+ But of course there's some gay backstory from 20 years ago about two nips playing in a dirty basement on a 12 inch CRT one time like with every other term fighting game players use
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+ --- 634904216
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+ >>634904117
343
+ AH
344
+ nice!
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+ --- 634904259
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+ >>634903469
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+ The FGC was never worth respecitng in the first place.
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+ --- 634904279
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+ >>634894883 (OP)
350
+ Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub.
351
+ --- 634904283
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+ >>634904169
353
+ >projmoon
354
+ time to learn gook
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+ --- 634904343
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+ >>634904181
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+ >>634894989
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+
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+ It's just footsies
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+ You shuffle back and forth and poke at each others feet with your feet, so it's called footsies
361
+ That's what footsies is
362
+ There's nothing more to it than that.
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+ --- 634904367
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+ >>634903130
365
+ I correct myself. It's not even incompetence, it's malice. Localizers are given a literal translation (as shown by River City Girls Zero adding it in an update) so he when out of his way and wrote misinformation
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+ --- 634904376
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+ >>634904343
368
+ that's gay
369
+ --- 634904382
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+ >>634904169
371
+ would translating "tsundere" as "playing hard to get" be correct?
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+ --- 634904412
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+ >>634900503
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+ >says the translation is "golden emperor"
375
+ >does not translate it as "golden emperor"
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+ --- 634904414
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+ >>634898472
378
+ It may seem corny saying this but I fucking lost it at the ATLUS one
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+ --- 634904458
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+ >>634904382
381
+ I'd just keep tsundere. It's a well known term and you can always add footnotes.
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+ --- 634904471
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+ >>634904117
384
+ Skies of arcadia, btw.
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+ --- 634904491
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+ >>634902898
387
+ its abstract stuff I dont expect everybody to know it instantly and if you just leave people to their own devices you get moronic shit like boomers talking about priority.
388
+ basically get bent you are most definitely shit at fighting games anyways.
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+ --- 634904513
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+ >>634904478
391
+ I can't believe i got gaslit into buying this trash.
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+ --- 634904514
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+ >>634904478
394
+ This is example of good localization, they really gave estelle a character without changing any context
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+ --- 634904517
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+ >>634902832
397
+ Capcom USA is more interested in hiring trannies to promote games than to check stuff like this.
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+ --- 634904559
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+ >>634896849
400
+ Only when I like them.
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+ --- 634904574
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+ >>634903626
403
+ why are there so many spics on this site now
404
+ --- 634904575
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+ Fighting game fags deserve this
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+
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+ Even Smashfags have better made up terms than you
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+ --- 634904595
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+ What are the chances of people in the FGC complaining about this? What are the chances of Capcom fixing it?
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+ --- 634904641
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+ I don't even get the point of localization. I'm not American and I sure aren't buying japanese games for american culture. From my point of view, it just seems like cultural imperialism.
412
+ It's retarded how I was forced to learn japanese just to get what I originally wanted despite a service ostensibly being already there to help me.
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+ --- 634904647
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+ AMericans and their babytalk will never not be funny, especially when they try to make it sound like "pro" stuff LMAO
415
+ --- 634904661
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+ >>634894883 (OP)
417
+ So does the Japanese text have the correct definition for footsies, or does Capcom just not know fightan game terminology? Bad localization is one thing, but this just looks more like the devs giving incorrect info.
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+ --- 634904678
419
+ >>634904382
420
+ Trying to translate the term either leads to something long winded or horribly inaccurate and there's no single word or phase that conveys the concept properly, it's best to just treat it as a loan word.
421
+ --- 634904691
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+ Localizers and trannyslaters have been called subhuman for over a century, and they have always used the exact same comebacks no matter how many times these subhumans are refuted.
423
+ --- 634904697
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+ >>634904595
425
+ There's a high chance else you're gonna see noobs spewing wrong shit and embarrassing themselves in front of everyone
426
+ --- 634904719
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+ >FOOTSIES HURT MY BELLY
428
+ --- 634904725
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+ >>634904478
430
+ Most of these look fine.
431
+ --- 634904742
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+ >>634904691
433
+ --- 634904791
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+ >>634904514
435
+ No.
436
+ --- 634904821
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+ >>634904661
438
+ japanese dont use the term footsies so it probably says something way different.
439
+ --- 634904859
440
+ >>634904595
441
+ People that actually play fighting games don't really care, some youtube fuck like sajam might make a video about it saying it hurts new players and capcom needs to do better or whatever but unless it happens to pick up attention from retards that spend all day on twitter looking for things to get upset over it's unlikely to be anything major
442
+ Chances are they'll fix a few specific things but the overall quality will stay low.
443
+ --- 634904875
444
+ >>634894883 (OP)
445
+ If that ain't a bruh moment I don't know what is
446
+ --- 634904921
447
+ >>634900952
448
+ El Dorado the Golden Emperor
449
+ --- 634904959
450
+ So did Guts actually call them FAGGOT ASS MONSTERS and darkhorse censored it, or was that a legit retard fan translation?
451
+ I really hope Guts said that.
452
+ --- 634904970
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+ >>634897271
454
+ It was revealed to him in a dream.
455
+ --- 634905113
456
+ >>634904959
457
+ BAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
458
+ --- 634905151
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+ >>634904376
460
+ True, but its also surprisingly effective and there's nothing funnier than shutting an opponent down completely via nothing but footsies.
461
+ --- 634905190
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+ >>634905113
463
+ is this from when he was gatts
464
+ --- 634905210
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+ >>634894883 (OP)
466
+ "neutral" will always be the better term by a country mile
467
+ --- 634905249
468
+ >>634894883 (OP)
469
+ >wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh muh translators
470
+ Learn Jap or shut the fuck up and eat your translations like a good boy, braindead faggot
471
+ --- 634905263
472
+ >>634905210
473
+ Completely different thing altogether
474
+ --- 634905270
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+ >>634903469
476
+ >oh no I can't call something footsie, it ruins my tough guy online image! Some stranger out there might cease to respect me!
477
+ --- 634905273
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+ >>634896849
479
+ >I AM SILLY
480
+ --- 634905349
481
+ >>634900952
482
+ >>634901601
483
+ >Yamada Saito, a descendant of one of Japan's aristocratic families, died as a result of his family's inheritance being partitioned. He made sure to leave a nice present for his 'killer' before he died.
484
+ --- 634905416
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+ >>634905249
486
+ Bootlicker
487
+ --- 634905454
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+ All fighting game terminology is fucking retarded and unnecessary, same goes for most mechanics. Shitty localization is the least of the issues for why nobody plays this genre for autists.
489
+ --- 634905503
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+ >>634905454
491
+ sounds like babby got beat up real bad
492
+ --- 634905557
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+ >>634905454
494
+ --- 634905638
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+ The old "I have no idea what the fuck the content I'm translating even would be in English" special
496
+ --- 634905724
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+ >>634897271
498
+ Footsies is slang for "watch your feet". Its a low reaching poke. People over generalized it to be a neutral as a concept when its just a part of neutral
499
+ --- 634905898
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+ >>634905724
501
+ No, but you get points for making up something that almost sounds plausible
502
+ --- 634905917
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+ Don't like it? Learn Japanese
504
+ --- 634906076
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+ >>634905190
506
+ I fucking hate when weebs unironically refer to him and griffith as gatsu and griffisuuuu
507
+ Fruity little dorks
508
+ --- 634906081
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+ >>634899983
510
+ and then they went to Comkey like the Jews they are
511
+ --- 634906235
512
+ >>634899873
513
+ >Locals | Daycare
514
+ --- 634906271
515
+ >>634905557
516
+ Balancing attacks with difficult inputs is horrible idea since it will make them overpowered in the hands of people who are really good at executing them.
517
+ --- 634906402
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+ >>634906271
519
+ >overpowered in the hands of people who are really good
520
+ anon....
521
+ --- 634906423
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+ Really for all the talk of "akshually we're just making this sound natural for a native English audience" which aside from exclusively meaning faggot American, you give these people even the slightest bit specialized content and they will fuck up even the parts that already used English borrowed from the western community for it because they're too sheltered and too retarded to do research.
523
+
524
+ >>634906271
525
+ DP inputs are not difficult and the balance is the execution time and character states you need to spend time in.
526
+ --- 634906463
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+ >>634906271
528
+ dp is insanely easy to input though
529
+ --- 634906589
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+ >>634906271
531
+ luckily that's not really how it has worked for more than twenty years
532
+ Longer inputs inherently take more time than shorter inputs, and inputs including forward prevent you from blocking while inputting them, and having any input at all creates another layer of mental stack to manage, so no matter how good you are it's harder to react with a DP than a crouch fierce
533
+ In the 90s they were still designing moves that were overpowered if people could do them consistently and then giving them retarded inputs, Raging Demon is a good example even though it has been balanced over time, but that hasn't been a thing for probably longer than you've been alive.
534
+ --- 634906609
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+ >>634906271
536
+ people who are good at executing these moves cannot break the physical limitations said moves are designed around.
537
+ --- 634906623
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+ >>634906589
539
+ Raging Semen
540
+ --- 634906727
541
+ >>634905917
542
+ Bootlicker
543
+ --- 634906774
544
+ I thought footsies was just that part where the players keep rapidly nudging back and forth and it's like 5 minutes of gay fucking foreplay before anyone even throws a punch by pressing X to fist.
545
+ --- 634906834
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+ >>634906609
547
+ >fighting games
548
+ >"designed around"
549
+ lmao they can't even figure out what's meant to happen when you hold A and D with a fucking symposium of controller manufacturers
550
+ --- 634906967
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+ >>634906834
552
+ >games specifically designed around input devices where opposed direction inputs are impossible cant handle the opposed direction inputs from cheating devices that literally advertise said cheating advantages on their shop page
553
+ compelling input.
554
+ --- 634906978
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+ >>634906774
556
+ I thought you had a foot fetish
557
+ --- 634907159
558
+ https://sonichurricane.com/?page_id=1702
559
+ read niggers. get educated.
560
+ --- 634907204
561
+ >>634905557
562
+ Why is /v/ so bad at every game?
563
+ --- 634907285
564
+ >>634902124
565
+ English is actually a beautifully expressive language but modern English and it's colloquialisms are disgusting.
566
+ I also hate how it's spreading all over the world replacing other languages while being bastardised itself.
567
+ I suppose that's our fault for conquering the world though.
568
+ --- 634907454
569
+ >>634907285
570
+ Isn't english the only language where you can fuck around and not be completely literal at all times?
571
+ Isn't that why it's hard for ESL's to understand shit because they take everything literally
572
+ --- 634907527
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+ >>634907454
574
+ you can do that in plenty of languages.
575
+ --- 634907627
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+ >>634894989
577
+ Footsies is just spacing.
578
+ --- 634907804
579
+ >>634905557
580
+ Explain to me why fighting games still need these archaic inputs for moves, they're unnecessary as fuck imo.
581
+ >inb4 muh balance
582
+ SF6 is using the much more sensible Smash inputs now and FGCfags love to talk about how unbalanced the games that they like are.
583
+ --- 634907806
584
+ >>634907527
585
+ Such as?
586
+ --- 634907843
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+ >>634899983
588
+ this is just that one mental gymnastics meme comic in text form
589
+ --- 634907874
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+ >>634907804
591
+ Because they make smashbabbs like you mad.
592
+ The gay baby mode for smashtards in 6 is crippled on purpose by the way.
593
+ --- 634907926
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+ >>634907806
595
+ Spanish
596
+ --- 634907943
597
+ >>634907285
598
+ >English is actually a beautifully expressive language
599
+ Yea I agree, my main gripes are the inconsistencies in pronounciation and the way words are written which are needlessly complicated. The alphabet could use a few more letters, a couple of vowels and at least the thorn. And agree about it spreading itself and it's influences on other languages as well. English also has no governing body unlike say, French, which is both a good and a bad thing
600
+ >>634907454
601
+ >Isn't english the only language where you can fuck around and not be completely literal at all times?
602
+ What the fuck? Name on language where you can only be literal at all times?
603
+ --- 634908039
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+ >>634907806
605
+ I'm fluent in german and polish and you can do it in both.
606
+ I assume that if you can do it in the three languages I know then you can do it in many others.
607
+ --- 634908084
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+ >>634907874
609
+ >no argument
610
+ lmao have fun reading those spreadsheets of frame data while your genre dies.
611
+ --- 634908094
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+ >>634907454
613
+ You faggots call anyone an ESL.
614
+ Someone makes a typo and he gets called an ESL even though the person calling him an ESL is the retard who doesn't understand the difference between a typo and a grammatical error carried over from another language
615
+ --- 634908138
616
+ >>634907943
617
+ China
618
+ --- 634908172
619
+ >>634908094
620
+ I'm an ESL and I like calling anons ESLs 'cuz it's fun.
621
+ --- 634908213
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+ >>634900324
623
+ why don't rightoids do translation work?
624
+ --- 634908219
625
+ >>634908094
626
+ Weirdly out of nowhere, anon.
627
+ I'm sorry you've been bullied on the internet
628
+ --- 634908229
629
+ >>634908084
630
+ >framedata for dp inputs
631
+ >games sell millions of copies easily
632
+ >prize pools now over 1million
633
+ >actually supported by the developers too
634
+ >played on hardware that isnt over 99% wifi users and actual good netcode, not delay faggotry that shits itself permanently
635
+ >not exclusively played by stinky pedophiles
636
+ I think fighting games are doing just fine.
637
+ --- 634908258
638
+ >>634904376
639
+ Two men touching each other is pretty gay.
640
+ --- 634908261
641
+ >>634908094
642
+ ESL is most of all a state of mind.
643
+ --- 634908402
644
+ >>634900503
645
+ >english translation
646
+ >translates japanese name into spanish
647
+ --- 634908420
648
+ >>634908219
649
+ I'm tired of seeing brainlets who can't even hold their inability to speak more than one language over other people correctly.
650
+ --- 634908493
651
+ >>634908138
652
+ Which one? Cantonese, Hakka, Hokkien..?
653
+ --- 634908867
654
+ I still remember in 5th grade when I played footsie with a girl during math class. Wish I could back to those days, I miss when girls were fun and didn't treat you like shit.
655
+ --- 634909081
656
+ >>634894989
657
+ >all the humorless closet homos replying to this post
658
+ --- 634909478
659
+ >>634909081
660
+ I am NOT closeted
661
+ --- 634909984
662
+ >>634909081
663
+ explain the humor of that post please.
664
+ --- 634910772
665
+ >>634904661
666
+ Ok I just found the german version translation.
667
+ In it the tutorial talks about leg sweeps and low attacks.
668
+ Its just the US translators being shit.
669
+ --- 634910972
670
+ >>634910772
671
+ Why couldn't they just call them "lows"?
672
+ --- 634910998
673
+ Japanese man says "It can't be helped" in japanese.
674
+ That means "It is what it is"
675
+ You translate it into "It is what it is" in english.
676
+ --- 634911140
677
+ >>634910998
678
+ if localizers only went this far literally nobody would have a problem with it.
679
+ but you know that you disingenuous nigger.
680
+ --- 634911309
681
+ >>634911140
682
+ The more abstract the cultural difference becomes, the more it must be mangled to fit. Phoenix Wright had it right from the start.
683
+ Bad nintendo localizations aside (I don't care that one or two fire emblems were bad), it is a non-issue.
684
+ If you want your original culture, stick to the original language.
685
+ --- 634911508
686
+ >>634911309
687
+ how about just not mangling shit and people who don't want to experience different cultures can just not play games from different cultures
688
+ crazy idea I know
689
+ --- 634911556
690
+ >>634910998
691
+ >>634911309
692
+ See:
693
+ >>634901852
694
+ >>634901971
695
+ --- 634911638
696
+ >>634911508
697
+ Publishers are not going to sell japanese language pun puzzle games to the west
698
+ --- 634911848
699
+ >>634911309
700
+ Took only one post for the faggot to reveal himself.
701
+ Interesting how you lead with a completely inoffensive example only to DIRECTLY jump to extreme butchering and the defense of it.
702
+ --- 634912369
703
+ >>634894883 (OP)
704
+ Not a translation error. Nu capcom have no idea about the deeper workings of fighting games. Most of the 90s capcom guys who made fighting games great have left two decades ago. And it shows in the soulless garbage games capcom makes now.
705
+ --- 634912527
706
+ >>634912369
707
+ lol
708
+ --- 634913398
709
+ >>634896849
710
+ I don’t understand why people defend translators doing whatever they want, what’s in it for you for defending them?
711
+ --- 634913504
712
+ >>634907804
713
+ The arguable second best character in Ultimate right now is a 3D fighting game character ported to a 2.5D game with most of his inputs intact including the elusive just frame input that was made a tiny bit easier to accommodate the control stick.
714
+ Do you want EWGF to just be one button? Or if you really want to use this Smash input argument, then watch this.
715
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBxp3I9vKlU [Embed]
716
+ --- 634913520
717
+ >>634913398
718
+ Taking the opposite side. That and some people really hate Japan and anything Japanese so they want to remove as much of it as possible, while also paradoxically wanting to consume Japanese media due to the art styles resonating with them.
719
+ --- 634913639
720
+ >>634904691
721
+ >>634904742
722
+ holy based
723
+ --- 634913686
724
+ >>634904343
725
+ that's called zoning
726
+ --- 634913692
727
+ >>634908084
728
+ Smash Bros is AS MUCH frame data autism as something like Tekken is. Don't try to make this argument when there's an entire site on hitboxes, and frame data.
729
+ https://ultimateframedata.com/
730
+ --- 634913753
731
+ >>634913520
732
+ its the cultural imperialism americans love so much.
733
+ they get to "correct" the wrongs of those backwards nips. in a way its even evil because you have these highly indoctrinated activist ideologues working as a filter for a massive audience because they injected themselves as middle men between the japanese media creators and the fans.
734
+
735
+ I speak multiple languages and I used to default to english because the other translations felt cringey to me but at this point I might change to the others because US translators are more unbearable than ever.
736
+ --- 634913794
737
+ does anyone have the tweet of the guy trying to re-translate omae wa mou shindeiru
738
+ --- 634913825
739
+ >>634894883 (OP)
740
+ I thought footsies was the term for when both players were fishing with low attacks just in/out of range
741
+ but I don't play fighting so I'm not surprised to hear I'm wrong. Can a melanated anon explain the truth please?
742
+ --- 634913902
743
+ >>634896393
744
+ Based.
745
+ --- 634913971
746
+ >>634898472
747
+ *chew*
748
+ --- 634914060
749
+ >>634900503
750
+ he's wrong because the japanese did not mean El Dorado, he meant the Golden Emperor
751
+ --- 634914082
752
+ >>634898608
753
+ Capom is correct, but smash retards are confusing footsies with poking
754
+ --- 634914105
755
+ >>634913753
756
+ >its the cultural imperialism americans love so much.
757
+ >they get to "correct" the wrongs of those backwards nips.
758
+ It's not just us(the US) sadly, and they don't even care that they are going against the things they supposedly champion here. Like this image where they call for removing violence against women in media, not understanding that women create such media and that removing it puts real women out of jobs.
759
+ As long as they can be "on the right side of history" as they love to say they will try to fuck over anyone who gets in the way, even if they are supposed to be a group they support.
760
+ --- 634914256
761
+ >>634894883 (OP)
762
+ >schizo confuses localization for translation again
763
+ >it's not even a localization "issue" anon just doesn't like the word....again
764
+ --- 634914265
765
+ >>634897271
766
+ can confirm everyone not a zoomer know that description is correct, it comes from Stret fighter 2 where veryone used ryu while croitching, you literally can't do it standing because the short range
767
+ --- 634914356
768
+ >>634913905
769
+ >not only do they make objectively inaccurate translations, but their proposed alternatives are INFINITELY LAMER
770
+ Incredible.
771
+ --- 634914416
772
+ >>634913905
773
+ is this person trolling
774
+ --- 634914437
775
+ >>634901572
776
+ The problem isn't authenticity, it whether the end written product in English is good or not. The advantage of a bad literal translation is the gamer can absolve the Japanese writer and assign fault to the languauge barrier, whilst a bad loose/poetic translation into English is the fault of mercenary writers who are, in the end, non-essential to the game because a bad literal translation would have sufficed. The solution for the translator is to simply be excellent in all you do and write the translations well.
777
+ --- 634914476
778
+ >>634908084
779
+ >frame data
780
+ Why does every cope post bring this up?
781
+ --- 634914541
782
+ >>634914416
783
+ that is your xseed localizer at work
784
+ --- 634914658
785
+ >>634899983
786
+ If this were explained in an official "translator's notes" section INCLUDED WITH THE GAME, I wouldn't have a problem with it. Instead it's hidden in a random Discord server, and "4chan randos" can do nothing but speculate.
787
+ --- 634914741
788
+ >>634913905
789
+ the biggest difference between these faggots and 80s-90s translators is that the old guys at least knew what sounds cool in an EXTREEEEME kind of way so when they butchered shit it was at least somewhat entertaining.
790
+ These guys here are just gay nerds who think they are bigger than they are.
791
+ --- 634914794
792
+ >footsies
793
+ Stop being weird and just call it neutral
794
+ That’s like calling pressure, “meany time pushing”
795
+ --- 634914809
796
+ Don't believe the lies.
797
+ You can translate 1:1 from japanese except with extremely rare figures of speech (which can be explained in a two sentence bracket).
798
+ Translators = agenda.
799
+ You want to play jap games, learn jap.
800
+ --- 634914819
801
+ >>634913905
802
+ It's not good because it's literal, it's good because it's striking and poetic, i.e. "meme-worthy", whilst the alternatives offered are pedestrian and forgettable. The answer isn't to be literal, it's to be excellent.
803
+ --- 634914991
804
+ >>634914741
805
+ Very true, the solution is to be excellent, whether that means being literal or figurative. Preserving archaic and alien Japanese forms into English can offer something wonderous and striking because of its novelty and alienness, the translators job is to be great and to get it right in producing something striking and memorable.
806
+ --- 634915153
807
+ >>634898364
808
+ Tell me you're a zoomer without telling me you're a zoomer.
809
+ --- 634915178
810
+ >>634894883 (OP)
811
+ Hey guys, translator here, a real one, not one who translates videogames. While I do agree that there are monumentally retarded translations posted ITT (el dorado, lmao), I must say that "literal" translations are not just shit, but impossible, at least if you are trying to maintain any semblance of professionalism.
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+
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+ Different sentence structure, addage differences and a general difference in what actually "sounds good" mean that the translator has tremendous input when it comes to forming sentences, I don't speak japanese but even translating neolatin to neolatin this is true, so nip to english must mean even moreso like this.
814
+ >>634901572 this guy is pretty much right, except that I'd add, the problem isn't with japanese being too vague, but with shit translators not properly translating said vague language.
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+
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+ You wanna change something drastically? It's gotta fit with the setting. Fucking golden emperor sounds 10 times better than el dorado and doesn't have far reaching jmplications. Typical case of a retard doing his job poorly. Unfortunately, so long as the japs dont pay competent people to translate, you are stuck with this shit.
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+
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+
819
+ The only situation in which I dont maintain the tone of an original text is when translating native text which was obviously written by rhetorically incompetenr people, if the base is mediocre I will spice it up since the whole point of my job is to introduce already existing info to new people, might as well make them feel like the speaker is talking about something worthwile.
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+ --- 634915275
821
+ >>634914809
822
+ All writing in all languages should be poetic and excellent, otherwise you betray the muse and may as well cut out your tongue and chop off your hands and be forever mute rather than blaspheme against inspiration. Literalness is a furphy, translations should be excellent, literal or loose rewritings are simply devices to be employed and dropped by the writer in producing something great in English.
823
+ --- 634915303
824
+ >>634914819
825
+ The literal translation makes the most sense in the context too so there is no reason to move away from it.
826
+ Kenshiro uses his kung fu bullshit, the bad guys wonder what the deal is because they survived it, then he tells them that they are already dead because his fighting style is literally pressure point strikes with a delayed effect. I dont think there is any sort of way to spell that out in an alternative way while keeping the original intent even remotely intact.
827
+ --- 634915339
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+ >>634894883 (OP)
829
+ I'm new to the FGG, so is this the actual definition of footsies or what? I was told that it's supposed to be the neutral game between the players
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+ --- 634915387
831
+ >>634904169
832
+ calling men tsundere is really fucking gay in his defense.
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+ --- 634915397
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+ >>634894883 (OP)
835
+ So has anyone actually posted the Japanese version of this to be sure it is actually a translation thing? Just curious
836
+ --- 634915407
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+ >>634915275
838
+ The only thing that matters is getting the original intent across. If you don't care about that, stick to media in your original language.
839
+ --- 634915438
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+ >>634915339
841
+ its not the definition. thats why the thread was made. because its wrong.
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+ --- 634915447
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+ >>634905349
844
+ >reincarnated golden emperor
845
+ >instead of - Golden Emperor, reincarnated
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+ KILL THEM ALL
847
+ --- 634915493
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+ >>634915387
849
+ It might be but saying something completely different isn't the right choice. And better yet, since it can be and usually is used to describe women, it makes no fucking sense.
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+ --- 634915580
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+ >>634915339
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+ It's not. Funny thing is, this is the only part in the explanation he got wrong. The explanation proceeds in detail the correct definition of footsies but he fucked up introducing it as footsies=low kick which is wrong.
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+ --- 634915664
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+ >>634915303
855
+ Here the literal is excellent, and the oddness of the phrase in English is striking. My argument is that literalness and looseness are devices to be employed and abaonded at will by the writer as required by the muse to produce excellenc. Literalness is a tool not an end or categorical imperative, the worthiness of the tool for the particular task is proven by the excellence of the product produced, which is the true end and imperative, writing great English.
856
+ --- 634915728
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+ >>634901106
858
+ It's forever funny that Americans didn't want the Mike Tyson character to be named M.Bison because they wanted to protect his name on his behalf.
859
+ --- 634915787
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+ >>634897271
861
+ Finally, I have a reason to post this.
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+ --- 634915803
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+ >>634894883 (OP)
864
+ >>634894883 (OP)
865
+ >>634894883 (OP)
866
+ I thought footsies was the back and forth trading during neutral to land a hit confirm, and not just exclusively low attacks? Did they change what the words mean? Can any FGCbro confirm?
867
+ --- 634915846
868
+ >>634901858
869
+ >they didnt make a huge stink about something like Raiden's name in metal gear series though
870
+ m8 they made the biggest stink about raiden as a whole specifically because he was this japanese media pretty boy archetype.
871
+ MGS2 caused one of the greatest videogame spergouts.
872
+ --- 634915865
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+ >>634915803
874
+ yes. read the room. the thread is bitching about this shitty translation.
875
+ --- 634915884
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+ >>634915664
877
+ You're argument is shit.
878
+ If two people play a game and afterwards become magically able to talk to each other naturally, and in their conversation its seems like they are both talking about different games, then the translator failed.
879
+ --- 634916007
880
+ >>634915787
881
+ >this was once revealed to me in a dream
882
+ what's the context for this one again
883
+ --- 634916041
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+ >>634894883 (OP)
885
+ You have to forgive SF6, Capcom translated it, as a joke.
886
+ --- 634916096
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+ >>634908094
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+ I only call people I think are native speakers ESLs to piss them
889
+ Actual ESLs will just respond with something like “yes I am not a faggot burger”, so what’s the point
890
+ --- 634916106
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+ >>634894883 (OP)
892
+ nobody calls low kicks footsies fuck trannies
893
+ --- 634916110
894
+ >>634904491
895
+ >boomers talking about priority
896
+ oi. Talking about priority was completely reasonable at the time because perfect knowledge of the game logic wasn't available. We couldn't see hitboxes and we didn't know how the game calculated anything in the background but people were well aware that certain moves would beat certain other moves reliably in certain situations regardless of timing, so phrasing that as priority made perfect sense. What would you rather people do? Pretend that the interactions they were seeing weren't happening?
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+
898
+ Modern newbies can't relate at all because every game released in their lifetime has its game logic fully explored before it even releases.
899
+ --- 634916246
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+ >>634906271
901
+ DP input or most inputs are stupid easy, the only hard part comes from trying to link them in a complex combo.
902
+ --- 634916302
903
+ >>634916110
904
+ sorry I shouldnt have called it moronic because that was state of the art tech knowledge at the time but you get the gist of why its better to share established wisdoms to prevent such scenarios from happening again.
905
+ its also good when terminology is spread wide to prevent situations like smash babbs discovering wakeup DPs and calling them "mamma mia".
906
+ --- 634916313
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+ I really hope some kid out there doesn't actually call low attacks footsies because of this and get embarrassed for it because Capcom lied to him.
908
+ --- 634916326
909
+ >>634902616
910
+ >sentance
911
+ >semanticly
912
+ Why the fuck would I listen to your opinion on anything to do with words
913
+ --- 634916389
914
+ >>634916096
915
+ why would anyone be offended to be called an esl? and why do some view it as a form of slander? thank GOD I'm not American or Britfag.
916
+ also I imagine majority of ESL fagz here speak more than just 2 dialect. so get fucked english only smoothbrains.
917
+ --- 634916479
918
+ >>634916313
919
+ that will absolutely happen because SF6 will attract a gorillion newbabbs.
920
+ --- 634916491
921
+ >>634916302
922
+ >that one shitfest where smashbabies were calling main characters in other games "shotos"
923
+ Fucking surreal
924
+ --- 634916657
925
+ >>634894989
926
+ The origin of 'Footsies' as a term comes from shotos trying to whiff punish other shoto sweeps in SF2, because sweeps were cancellable into fireballs and so safe on block making them extremely good lows that push out half screen as a zoning tool if blocked. The only way to punish sweep was to make it miss and sweep the recovery, so the game of walking back and forth trying to make the other guy's sweep miss was called footsies and everything else was an expansion from there until it because a general term interchangeable with Neutral.
927
+ --- 634916805
928
+ >>634916657
929
+ this. footsies came from ryus long ass crouching kick which combos into a hadoken. probably the first and the oldest "combo" in a fighting game.
930
+ --- 634916871
931
+ >>634898472
932
+ Capcom now is the same as Square Enix
933
+ --- 634916945
934
+ >>634916871
935
+ in your head they are. for capcom still making some of the best video games around. squareenix on the other hand have been soulless since long ago.
936
+ --- 634916990
937
+ >>634916491
938
+ >shit your diaper every waking minute because you are not fully accepted as a fighting game
939
+ >put exactly zero effort into doing any research into actual fighting games, never play them and only bitch about them up to the point where they dont know the most basic archetype, even though fucking MARIO would qualify as a shoto in a loose way (fireball projectile, spinner move, rising punch move)
940
+ hate them.
941
+ --- 634917002
942
+ >>634894989
943
+ LOL it's not correct at all retard.
944
+
945
+ >>634895350
946
+ kek poser
947
+
948
+ >>634907627
949
+ Yeah you're closer than the other 2 scrubs. I always thought that footsies had an anti air component where you bait your opponent into jumping or a shoryuken flash kick-like move.
950
+ --- 634917009
951
+ >>634916945
952
+ not about the game quality, but dialogues and translations
953
+ read the image i quoted first
954
+ --- 634917059
955
+ >>634917009
956
+ nah the translations are fine. that is also the correct translation for the term footsies.
957
+ --- 634917089
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+ >>634916945
959
+ Crapcom make nothing but shitty remakes now. They haven't even made a gud SF since Alpha 3.
960
+ --- 634917097
961
+ >>634917059
962
+ its so correct that neither the japanese version nor the other language translation call it that.
963
+ --- 634917112
964
+ >>634896849
965
+ he's right though, you should learn japanese so that you shouldn't have to deal with trannylators any longer
966
+ --- 634917116
967
+ >>634896849
968
+ >Ronaldo
969
+ K E K
970
+ E
971
+ K
972
+ --- 634917121
973
+ >>634917089
974
+ >alpha3
975
+ out of all SF games to be a poser for you picked this one lmao.
976
+ --- 634917142
977
+ >>634917059
978
+ jesus men, i talking about this pic >>634898472
979
+ Capcom now makes its characters say fuck and shit every second
980
+ --- 634917184
981
+ >>634917112
982
+ Has it really come to that point? /a/ has been spouting that shit for almost two decades now because those fucks hate waiting.
983
+ --- 634917204
984
+ >>634912369
985
+ >Basic term that's not used in Japan is 'the deeper workings of fighting games'
986
+ lol, why do people like you love to advertise that they're trash?
987
+ --- 634917318
988
+ >>634917142
989
+ no they dont. and when they do curse it never feels forced no matter how much you cry at the bad words. show me a single example where the character saying fuck was out of place. specially capcom with their RE (which is what Im guessing youre speaking of) where the dialogue is written as if the characters are western.
990
+ anyway, show me a single example where it felt out of place and its not just you crying at bad word.
991
+ --- 634917520
992
+ >trannylator defense force out in this thread
993
+ Time to point and laugh at them
994
+ --- 634917559
995
+ >>634899983
996
+ All jews are are evil
997
+ --- 634917562
998
+ >>634917097
999
+ notice how you did not bother to expand upon this and show me how wrong I am. I'll just keep assuming youre bullshitting.
1000
+ --- 634917665
1001
+ >>634895350
1002
+ >TWINKLE WINKLE DINKLES ARE A SERIOUS FUCKING TERM AND AN INTEGRAL PART OF THE GAME
1003
+ And this is why fighting games are dead
1004
+ --- 634917967
1005
+ >>634905638
1006
+ >left foot is the brake, right foot is the clutch
1007
+ --- 634917986
1008
+ >>634913905
1009
+ oh, isn't he that dude that failed N1 multiple years in a row while still working as a ""translator""? I swear, the dunning kruger going on with this retards is something else
1010
+ --- 634917992
1011
+ you faggots do know that lying and bearing false witness is a sin right? stop being such insufferably lying faggots. if you want something to get outraged at you faggots should point out the faggotry permeating western studios as a whole. honestly insane how much hate capcom and fromsoft gets here while so many other big studios have become nothing but soulless propaganda pumping machines.
1012
+ --- 634918007
1013
+ >>634917562
1014
+ do that. knock yourself out.
1015
+ --- 634918052
1016
+ >>634915787
1017
+ Who wrote this, Icycalm?
1018
+ --- 634918084
1019
+ >>634894989
1020
+ footsies isn't low to high mixups retard. footsies is about range so you can counter punish your opponent's buttons by making them whiff by standing in the perfect range.
1021
+ --- 634918097
1022
+ >>634894989
1023
+ This anon is correct. Originally, footsies referred to poking with feet. Then people started assuming it meant ground game in general.
1024
+
1025
+ If you don't know this, you're a zoomer. I don't visit this site often because people are just clueless about video games (like everywhere else.)
1026
+ --- 634918109
1027
+ >>634918007
1028
+ kill yourself faggot. of course you cant possibly engage me with anything more than your smoothbrain childish drivel.
1029
+ kill yourself with a rope tied into a noose around your neck and end your existence.
1030
+ --- 634918201
1031
+ >>634898472
1032
+ The konami example was exactly what my experience was like playing through Suikoden 2. They didn't bother to translate most of the game lol
1033
+ --- 634918378
1034
+ >>634903735
1035
+ Fallacy fallacy
1036
+ https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/the-fallacy-fallacy
1037
+ --- 634918447
1038
+ >>634918109
1039
+ lol
1040
+ --- 634918493
1041
+ >>634918109
1042
+ pretending to be a retard faggot still makes you one, anon. in fact its a requirement.
1043
+ --- 634918553
1044
+ >>634918493
1045
+ for >>634918447
1046
+ --- 634918608
1047
+ >>634904514
1048
+ Localization's job isn't to write your own character. But I am sure you already knew that, you baiting fuck.
1049
+
1050
+ At least the large stick line is funny
1051
+ --- 634918619
1052
+ >>634904574
1053
+ Bro, I've been asking that myself. Was there like a campaign to finally get internet hooked up in some backwater villages or something?
1054
+ --- 634918729
1055
+ >>634899983
1056
+ >Meanwhile actual translators when given the exact same letters
1057
+ --- 634918753
1058
+ >>634906235
1059
+ It took me a second.
1060
+ --- 634918863
1061
+ >>634894883 (OP)
1062
+ Love seeing fgcniggies having a melty over this.
1063
+ Meanwhile they glorified this retarded slandering of language for street fighter notation for 2 decades.
1064
+ --- 634919101
1065
+ >>634918619
1066
+ dunno but I've seen others notice it too.
1067
+ most of the time when you run into some ignorant and aggressive retard on this site and he posts an image of his PC its some spicoid.
1068
+ --- 634919124
1069
+ >>634899983
1070
+ What game is this even about? El Dorado is a historical myth of the golden city. If the game has nothing to do with this myth, El Dorado is just plain stupid translation.
1071
+ --- 634919125
1072
+ >>634913905
1073
+ It's not only a good phrase by reason of being a literal translation but because it actually fits the scene. Kenshiro just hit his enemy several times in the right spots. His enemy is still boasting but Kenshiro knows that his attack has already set that guy's death in motion. "You are already dead" is his way of informing his enemy that he will explode in a couple of seconds and there is nothing he can do about it. He might not be dead in the present but the future about to come in mere seconds is at this point unavoidable so he might as well be considered 'already' dead.
1074
+ --- 634919190
1075
+ >>634919124
1076
+ "What game is this even about" as in, what is the game about?
1077
+ --- 634919295
1078
+ >>634919190
1079
+ Please learn to read and understand words before posting.
1080
+ --- 634919313
1081
+ >>634915339
1082
+ Yes it is
1083
+ Only 4chan dont know this
1084
+ --- 634919319
1085
+ >>634905151
1086
+ what is the SF4 equivalent of picrel
1087
+ i remember it was Gen and ????
1088
+ --- 634919376
1089
+ Interesting thread. There are two languages I would love to learn with some other people. South Korean and Japanese. It’s because I love KPOP and JRPGs. I like Seoul and Tokyo as cities as well. I know the Korean alphabet Hangeul, and I’ve been playing my JRPGs subbed lately.
1090
+
1091
+ Here’s the thing that throws me for a loop. My biggest barrier is the way they form sentences. I will hear the subject or main topic of the sentence said at the very beginning, and then I will hear the words that are details surrounding that main word afterwards. In English you get to the topic of a sentence after you style up the build-up in whichever way you want. Is this what people mean when they say how expressive English can be? Korean and Japanese sound almost robotic like there is only one proper way to get something out, but I find that fascinating as well because it seems optimal, in a way.
1092
+
1093
+ I’m not the smartest person, but I’d love to learn. There are countless people in this thread who know more than me. I had your average public highschool life where I graduated with the bare minimum gpa while taking pitiful classes. No honors or AP ever. My parents and family suck when it comes to education. I don’t even know my own language English well. I can’t tell you how it is structured, and I don’t know the rules of grammar. As a kid in school that stuff flew by my head, and I’ve had below average teachers probably. I can only speak and write English fine enough because it’s all I’ve been exposed to around me for my entire life.
1094
+
1095
+ I have no interest in Chinese though. Does that make me an asshole? Anyways how the hell do I get over the way Koreans and Japanese people structure sentences? I have no friends but fuck it I wanna make some progress, or at least challenge myself in something I find a passion in. Should I fully understand the rules of English first? God dammit public education can suck it some places. Wish I was better off. Don’t shitpost me
1096
+ --- 634919417
1097
+ >>634919295
1098
+ I have not played the game and I am ten times more educated and smarter than you. So tell me what is the content of the game.
1099
+ --- 634919431
1100
+ >>634904169
1101
+ >ProjMoon
1102
+ It all makes sense now
1103
+ --- 634919443
1104
+ >>634919376
1105
+ Stop blogposting, no one asked tranny
1106
+ --- 634919558
1107
+ >>634899983
1108
+ Based localizer
1109
+ Remind me to MGS
1110
+ --- 634919625
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+ >>634899983
1112
+ I too, work hard to justify my paycheck
1113
+ --- 634919723
1114
+ They're right.
1115
+ You are wrong.
1116
+ --- 634919740
1117
+ good morning sirs
1118
+ I hate localizers so much it's unreal
1119
+ --- 634919746
1120
+ >>634919319
1121
+ I'm pretty sure it was feilong rekka spam
1122
+ --- 634919776
1123
+ >>634899983
1124
+ This mental gymnastic hooly shit
1125
+ --- 634919813
1126
+ >>634902208
1127
+ Oba didnt object it tho so...
1128
+ --- 634919887
1129
+ >>634894883 (OP)
1130
+ Does anyone have the JP client translated? I'm curious to see the deference.
1131
+ --- 634920037
1132
+ >>634917184
1133
+ they've been saying this because there's still a large amount of manga that remains untranslated to this day because they lack popularity to be visible enough
1134
+ and even for the stuff that gets picked up there's a 50% chance that you get a faggot scanlator that deliberately twists the wording because he feels like it's better this way
1135
+ --- 634920191
1136
+ >>634899873
1137
+ >functions = characters
1138
+ Kek
1139
+ --- 634920261
1140
+ >>634915787
1141
+ I don't see how the Kaczynski one is related to the rest.
1142
+ The comment in the margin is a joke, because Kaczynski used to be a professor of mathematics, and later became a terrorist.
1143
+ As a mathematician, he wasn't known, but as a terrorist, he was infamous.
1144
+ That's what they're referring to and joking about.
1145
+ --- 634920312
1146
+ Btw why do people vilify shit like keeping words as is and using tl notes?
1147
+ It's like people have never read a translated book in their lives nor seen the footnotes they usually have on the bottom of each page.
1148
+ --- 634920436
1149
+ >>634914741
1150
+ Mondo Cool anon, Mondo Cool.
1151
+ --- 634921372
1152
+ A complicated, often nebulous term that refers to the battle for controlling the space in front of you, often by using good pokes. In essence, you are trying to get to a range you like, while trying to deny your opponent getting to a range that they like. How you do this varies wildly based on the game, but it often involves using strong crouching kick attacks to pester your opponent as they are trying to walk around. This dance of playing mind games with your feet is the source of the term's name.
1153
+
1154
+ In reality, footsies can mean different things to different people, and often combines lots of adjacent concepts. Some people think that footsies needs to be a grounded affair, between characters that don't jump and fight for space only by walking. While this is a good example, I think applying the term narrow-mindedly to only these situations is falling out of favor. As more people play more diverse fighting games, they are realizing that you get the "feel" of footsies in lots of different ways, and this battle for space can extend to the air, or to movement options beyond walking, quite easily. That said, using amazing footsies to perform an awesome whiff punish will never fall out of style.
1155
+ Japanese
1156
+ 地上戦 (chijousen) — Lit. ground fight
1157
+ 差し合い (sashi ai) — Lit. the act of attacking while weaving in and out of each other's attack range
1158
+ 刺し合い (sashi ai) — Lit. stabbing match
1159
+ 足払い合戦 (ashibarai gassen) — Lit. leg sweep battle
1160
+ https://glossary.infil.net/index.html
1161
+
1162
+
1163
+ Rather than pander to troons like suzi they could literally ask the players they are exploiting what a term means.
1164
+ --- 634921697
1165
+ >>634914105
1166
+ I love that rance was written by a woman
1167
+ --- 634921875
1168
+ >>634894883 (OP)
1169
+ I’m all for putting translators heads on pikes, but is this really a translation issue and not the source being blatantly wrong.
1170
+ --- 634921997
1171
+ >>634917986
1172
+ that's embarrassing, N1 is a fucking joke
1173
+ you shouldn't be in the industry if you can't ace it or at least come close to acing it (miss a question or two at worst)
1174
+ --- 634922183
1175
+ >>634915846
1176
+ >raiden
1177
+ I agree, should have called him thunder and lightning
1178
+ --- 634922603
1179
+ >>634917986
1180
+ >>634921997
1181
+ The JLPT Virgin vs the Kanken Chad
1182
+ --- 634922695
1183
+ >>634896393
1184
+ holy based
1185
+ --- 634922787
1186
+ >>634894883 (OP)
1187
+ Im kinda late to the thread
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634896121
3
+ What the fuck was her problem?
4
+ --- 634896217
5
+ I love Laetitia
6
+ --- 634896529
7
+ >>634896121 (OP)
8
+ >finally feel like playing ruina again
9
+ >open game
10
+ >see this
11
+ >no longer want to play the game
12
+ --- 634896670
13
+ >>634896529
14
+ >Not doing every abno fight asap
15
+ ngmi
16
+ --- 634897314
17
+ >>634896121 (OP)
18
+ Arrogant brat that thinks she's hot shit when in actuality Bharal was doing all the heavy lifting for her
19
+ --- 634897515
20
+ >Have to give up Rabbit Heathcliff or Kurokumo Hong Lu to run the full bonus team
21
+ I dislike it
22
+ --- 634897718
23
+ >>634897515
24
+ What's the optimal team to clear the event with the less runs? I might use all of my boxes right now to spark the units needed to clear it, since they expire in the necct month anyway.
25
+ --- 634897846
26
+ >>634897718
27
+ I currently run W. Don with the E.G.O., Pierre Ryoshu, R. Corp Heathcliff, Kurokumo Hong Lu, and then BL Sinclair (but base works fine) and I've gotten a pretty consistent flow since Heathcliff and Don apply Rupture with the chicken breast providing extra, both Ryoshu IDs can provide burn for the drumstick to give more, and you can nuke the boss with QS + Rip Space + Cloud Cutter.
28
+ --- 634897913
29
+ >>634897846
30
+ Sorry, meant to say both Ryoshu E.G.O.
31
+ --- 634898002
32
+ >luck is ass
33
+ >like 100+ rolls no 000 ass
34
+ >do daily roll
35
+ >this happens
36
+ bless you monzo
37
+ --- 634898062
38
+ shan't be bumping a zenacat thread sumnida
39
+ --- 634898076
40
+ >>634898002
41
+ but event requires you to use chef gregor
42
+ --- 634898138
43
+ >sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me
44
+
45
+ Zenah
46
+ >Isolated without a way out
47
+ >Your state is nothing short of pitiful
48
+ >You still managed to hold out for a greater team of time than we
49
+ *CASTS SHOCKWAVE*
50
+ --- 634898304
51
+ >>634897718
52
+ The boss is weak to pierce and lust so grippy faust, ting tang, R Heath and chef Ryoshu rapes it to oblivion.
53
+ Honestly fuck Gregor, his 20% bonus is only 17 more plushies and id rather do an extra run in the grand scheme of things that carry his ass around.
54
+ --- 634898698
55
+ >>634898304
56
+ People don't know that with his values his skill 2 is actually his skill 1, and his skill 1 is actually his skill 2. You're meant to run him on a bleed team, preferably also with Wound Clerid to go full on bleeds. Gossypium secondary to Clerid in my opinion. Combined with enough bleed stacking to maximize his skill 3, and his passive proccing all the time, AND with chef Ryoshu there alongside him to get kills and heal allies, he becomes a sort of bleed-centric G Corp Gregor. Outside of his gluttony skill 2, he sucks at clashing and is meant to oneside as much as possible. But the sad fact is that ProjectMoon did most of his skill effects dirty, especially skill 3 being the travesty that it is.
57
+ --- 634898726
58
+ >>634896529
59
+ the bros...
60
+ --- 634898771
61
+ >>634898726
62
+ maaaan fuck that fight dude its probably my least favorite next to the fucking birds that require 100% no mistakes to beat
63
+ --- 634898830
64
+ what would you do if when heathcliff eventually gets a TETH ego and it's another fucking envy colored one?
65
+ --- 634898903
66
+ >>634898726
67
+ If you overcome them properly, they will be okay with you fucking their sister
68
+ --- 634898954
69
+ >>634898830
70
+ heathcliff? Who the fuck is heathcliff? Do you mean GANCHUNG man? Because in that case I would love another ego to avoid spending ammo and cycle away his skill 1 with
71
+ --- 634898998
72
+ >>634898726
73
+ I don't even remember that Fight's gimmick I just like killed her or something
74
+ --- 634899073
75
+ Does a candle look forward to being used?
76
+ --- 634899165
77
+ >>634899073
78
+ Crying Children Philip imagining Yuna posing and holding up peace signs, as she is candle wax bukkaked. The thought makes him suffer even more.
79
+ --- 634899228
80
+ >>634896217
81
+ --- 634899357
82
+ >>634897718
83
+ Locks:
84
+ RB Greg
85
+ RB Ryo
86
+ Don w/ EGO (WDon optimally)
87
+ Sinclair w/ EGO (Base ID optimally)
88
+ This leaves one flex slot which will probably depend on your starting EGO gift but I would say generally it just changes which flavor of Hong you want to bring, either TT or Kuro if you got wound clerid or some shit. Rheath is also obviously a solid choice but if you want to run super optimally you'll probably bring Gregor but not actually take him to the last fight because it's far more valuable to give an extra turn to one of your other 4 sinners but it can potentially force resets depending on speed rolls especially because wdon and rheath are fucking MASSIVELY weak to all the chicken attacks, literal stagger in 1 hit tier unless it's the headchicken's weakest shit/they flip tails
89
+ --- 634899476
90
+ this event has showed me that outis' buddha ego is actually pretty good
91
+ --- 634899524
92
+ >>634899228
93
+ why did she do it?
94
+ --- 634899548
95
+ Got Sinclair ego on my first ten roll, but 80+ more and no Rodion...
96
+ Gregor's so bad and the grinding's so slow... I need her to ease the burden...
97
+ This event sucks.
98
+ --- 634900367
99
+ IM
100
+ FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
101
+ >Cant even read what it says
102
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0 [Embed]
103
+ --- 634900483
104
+ >>634899357
105
+ Gotcha. I've been using BLS Sinclair and I was wondering if any other of his IDs were better for this event, not knowing his base ID is probably the best one.
106
+ --- 634900801
107
+ >>634899165
108
+ So let me take your hand like one of those mad men. Tip tap tappity tappity tap!
109
+ --- 634900854
110
+ don't open it
111
+ --- 634901104
112
+ >>634900854
113
+ Probably what happens later in the timeline anyways.
114
+ --- 634901705
115
+ >>634900854
116
+ How could this whore seduce Tiph's husband?
117
+ --- 634901712
118
+ Even his waifu is shitting on Heathcliff now. Insane.
119
+ --- 634901764
120
+ >>634901104
121
+ Eh, probably not unless Angela ever goes human again.
122
+ --- 634901869
123
+ >>634901764
124
+ I doubt Roland could get an erection for anyone other than Angelica anyway.
125
+ If you ask me, those two are better off as just friends.
126
+ --- 634902040
127
+ >>634901764
128
+ >>634901869
129
+ Aw I wanted to play the piano during their wedding.
130
+ --- 634902131
131
+ >>634901869
132
+ isn't angela meant to be similar to angelica anyway in appearance
133
+ as an added layer of suffering for orlando
134
+ --- 634902342
135
+ >>634901869
136
+ >he never had a sex friend
137
+ --- 634902432
138
+ >>634900854
139
+ if I was Loland I would take it considering I'm stuck on the outskirts with nothing better to do
140
+ --- 634902521
141
+ >>634902342
142
+ I'm more of a relationship kind of guy.
143
+ Which is probably why I haven't had a sex or a girlfriend in 5 years.
144
+ --- 634902595
145
+ >>634902521
146
+ anon you should be making daughters not seeking to aquire them
147
+ --- 634903507
148
+ It’s up.
149
+ https://youtu.be/VwybCAOouDQ [Embed]
150
+ --- 634903640
151
+ Guileless and Passionate, it's Malcute!
152
+ --- 634903858
153
+ >>634903640
154
+ Hod's husband (female)
155
+ --- 634903891
156
+ MYSTERY NIGGAS
157
+ --- 634903964
158
+ >>634898954
159
+ >my quick suppression lost ot a fucking chicken.
160
+ --- 634904073
161
+ >>634896121 (OP)
162
+ Do someone have a link for the Roland toilet paper commercial?
163
+ --- 634904330
164
+ >>634903507
165
+ LCB runs are always a treat to watch.
166
+ Adds another layer of "git gud" to shitters being unable to clear something.
167
+ >Kromer filtering retards with 5 000s teams on release
168
+ --- 634904383
169
+ >>634904073
170
+ I have the downy one
171
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZGNjYWeSWo [Embed]
172
+ --- 634904526
173
+ >>634904383
174
+ I can see Lol& no fucks given attitude doing this while recording the commercial
175
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr9RYgIun9A [Embed]
176
+ --- 634904576
177
+ >>634904330
178
+ I'm a new player and just beat Kromer without issue
179
+ Did she get nerfed?
180
+ --- 634904603
181
+ >>634904383
182
+ >Those comments
183
+ --- 634904746
184
+ >>634904576
185
+ Actually, she got buffed, her healing + strength passive didn't work on release
186
+ --- 634904956
187
+ >>634904576
188
+ What level?
189
+ --- 634905342
190
+ >>634904956
191
+ Heath was level 20 during the fight I just pumped him a bit since then
192
+ I will concede I got insanely lucky on my gacha rolls
193
+ --- 634905702
194
+ >get all the Lui IDs
195
+ >They're all complete shit
196
+ >Hong lus aren't even really burn worthy
197
+ The director is going to have to make Liu yi sang and Faust an INSANE level of cracked to salvage the absolute state of burn. Even with God mode ego gifts that let you 90/90 the damage is still too fucking slow to be worth building around.
198
+ Yi sang better have passives that give raw burn strength instead of count and Faust better have a skill 1 that procs burn damage accumulated on the target
199
+ --- 634905749
200
+ >>634904576
201
+ >>634904746
202
+ Buffed early on, then nerfed a few weeks ago. You couldn't disable her passive by collecting Sinclair's dungeon marks until recently, so if you blindly brought a bleed/burn team you had to redo the entire dungeon but didn't really find out until you were at her. It was fucking terrible design.
203
+ --- 634905761
204
+ I want to have sex with Zena
205
+ --- 634905816
206
+ >>634905702
207
+ ?
208
+ Liu Gregor is really fucking good and Hong Lu is decent, fair play Meursault isn't amazing but if you're looking for blunt damage they're some of the best IDs in the game
209
+ --- 634905943
210
+ OPEN THE CURTAINS
211
+ --- 634906218
212
+ anyway what do you think their foreshadowing with mersault saying he saw/has had experience with Alot of Distortions what the fuck happened before Limbus?
213
+ any possible clues from le stranger?
214
+ --- 634906312
215
+ >>634903891
216
+ Blue Man group 2.0
217
+ When will Carmen learn?
218
+ --- 634906437
219
+ >>634906218
220
+ I'd imagine it's probably what made him leave N Corp
221
+ They're whole hog on distorting
222
+ --- 634906439
223
+ >>634906218
224
+ >He saw a lot of Distortions
225
+ >The Sun bothered him
226
+ >Carmen is the sun
227
+ >Meursault shot Carmen in the face.
228
+ --- 634906595
229
+ >>634905816
230
+ The IDs themselves are fine, burn is complete ass
231
+ --- 634906708
232
+ >>634906439
233
+ True to the original story he was based off of.
234
+ --- 634906778
235
+ >>634906439
236
+ >>634906437
237
+ actually I think I'm forming a Theory N corp was probably doing alot of experiments with distortion and their singularity and mersault was some poor schmuck working on the project, they probably tried getting him distort in someway or anothermost probably involving his mother and potential false memories/experencies and he probably went fuck this great "sun" you got and rejected it causing his EGO to form or something
238
+ --- 634906839
239
+ >>634906595
240
+ Oh that I agree with. I feel like burn would be a lot better with an EGO gift that has the same effect as the bleed flower, bleed themes get fucking carried by that thing in dungeons.
241
+ --- 634906945
242
+ The only 000 I'm missing is N Mersault and I have 400+ boxex, should I shard him right now or wait until the last banner releases?
243
+ There's just 1 banner left, right?
244
+ --- 634906968
245
+ outis was able to win the cook off because her dish was cooked with a mother's love and therefore could break through chickenman's mommy issues
246
+ --- 634906974
247
+ So what the fuck does N Corp actually do?
248
+ Surely they can't pay the bills purely by putting cyborgs on the breaking wheel
249
+ --- 634906979
250
+ >>634906839
251
+ >Bleed themes
252
+ Teams
253
+ I'm tired as fuck today.
254
+ --- 634907019
255
+ >>634906974
256
+ suicide booths
257
+ canned experiences
258
+ --- 634907076
259
+ >Rodya is your capo
260
+ >have to run 20 times a day to get sweets for her
261
+ >tfw
262
+ --- 634907091
263
+ >>634906968
264
+ I want Outis to be my mother
265
+ --- 634907096
266
+ >>634907019
267
+ Oh ok that makes sense suicide booths must rake in limbillions
268
+ --- 634907127
269
+ >>634907076
270
+ Meursault should have gotten a 000 for his first gun ID.
271
+ It's not fair.
272
+ --- 634907148
273
+ >>634906974
274
+ They take human experiences and put them into cans of cum. It’s implied that the nails harvest the experience from people, including prosthetic users. That means even prosthetic bearers can have their experiences sucked out, and the technology itself recognizes them as having human experiences, so the whole thing is just a scapegoat scenario where they’ve picked a particular demographic they could get away with harvesting from.
275
+ --- 634907157
276
+ >>634907127
277
+ He already has two 000, you whiny bitch
278
+ --- 634907198
279
+ >>634907127
280
+ Meursault just got a 000 a couple weeks ago
281
+ --- 634907208
282
+ >>634906778
283
+ Well he is too autistic for Carmen to attempt distorting him.
284
+ Iirc Carmen is acting as some sort of god/demigod.
285
+ And in the original literature that Mesault was based off of.
286
+ He straight up denied/didn't believe in a god.
287
+ The priest tried getting him to lie and say that he believed in god.
288
+ But Mersault hates lying and that pissed him off.
289
+ --- 634907220
290
+ >>634906839
291
+ in the chicken Dungeon I've been able to put like 30/99 burn on the final boss semi regularly and even when a bongy pops up it get's instantly fried from the butterfly ego gift and everyone wailing on the boss.
292
+ I had the circuit, the butterfly and the chicken leg as ego gifts
293
+ --- 634907275
294
+ I'm watching a friend do judgement bird's fight in library. he got to the end, had judgement bird staggered with 3 hp, and so he hit p to auto select cards for the final turn. because you can attack allies to transfer sin in that fight, every single one of the attacks were the librarians infighting. no one hit judgement bird, and one of the librarians died. the remaining librarians all had 3+ sin
295
+ --- 634907365
296
+ >>634907091
297
+ you'd say that until she goes out to get some milk and doesn't come back until 20 years later
298
+ --- 634907395
299
+ >>634907275
300
+ --- 634907398
301
+ >>634907275
302
+ Holy shit
303
+ --- 634907443
304
+ >>634907365
305
+ At least you'll team up to beat up the lusty hags trying to steal her husband when she gets back.
306
+ --- 634907462
307
+ what would you do in this situation
308
+ --- 634907507
309
+ >>634896529
310
+ I thought that was a pic of the final stretch of the game which would be understandable
311
+ you haven't seen shit yet
312
+ --- 634907569
313
+ >>634907462
314
+ Just wheels industry him back, bro.
315
+ --- 634907639
316
+ >>634896121 (OP)
317
+ So...Dante can fix distorteds as long as he has any clue what happened to them?...
318
+ Also, does this means that every person that distorted was one step away from gaining their EGO?
319
+ --- 634907658
320
+ anyone knows how many bongs you get on the normal dungeon vs hard dungeon?
321
+ I just want to unga mash autoplay with the 4 event characters and gregor just doesn't pull his own weight
322
+
323
+ >>634907275
324
+ he
325
+ --- 634907739
326
+ >>634907639
327
+ yes to both
328
+ --- 634907752
329
+ >>634907462
330
+ --- 634907782
331
+ LCCB Ish is quite good. Is the Reindeer even worth it, or should I just shave her shards?
332
+ --- 634907838
333
+ >>634907639
334
+ >>634907739
335
+ Doesn't E.G.O have the downside of negatively affecting their user when making use of it?
336
+ --- 634907841
337
+ >>634907782
338
+ >shave
339
+ I thought she had hairless pits
340
+ --- 634907858
341
+ >>634907639
342
+ anyone can fix them from understanding the problem
343
+ it's just that Dante could understand the chickenman this time
344
+ --- 634907891
345
+ >>634907838
346
+ No, only the shit tier EGO limbus is currently capable of creating
347
+ --- 634907902
348
+ >>634907838
349
+ No.
350
+ --- 634907991
351
+ >>634907838
352
+ if you're a pussy, yes just like Philip
353
+ if it's a shitty done EGO, yes
354
+ --- 634908019
355
+ >charge telepole
356
+ >rip space is in the bottom slot
357
+ epic
358
+ --- 634908062
359
+ >>634907858
360
+ So does mean we can fix her?
361
+ --- 634908063
362
+ >dante can communicate with distortions
363
+ doesnt that mean he is likely distorted as well?
364
+ --- 634908105
365
+ >>634908062
366
+ Kromer isn't a distortion
367
+ --- 634908116
368
+ >>634908063
369
+ That, or the clock is an ABNO
370
+ --- 634908136
371
+ >people act like artwork for Thumb Ids means they will be next.
372
+ Kek, at max when Ryoshu chapter comes in, meaning wait 1 year, kids.
373
+ --- 634908143
374
+ >>634908062
375
+ Why would you want that?
376
+ She deserved death.
377
+ --- 634908216
378
+ >>634908063
379
+ >doesnt that mean he is likely distorted as well?
380
+ I have a hunch he's not but also using not using E.G.O
381
+ in fact might be E.G.O death. What with the memory loss and all.
382
+ --- 634908225
383
+ >>634907838
384
+ Not really, no
385
+ It does put you in massive danger of distorting but as long as you aren't a bitch you should be fine
386
+ Verg was blasting gallons of blood out of himself with his EGO and he didn't have any problems
387
+ --- 634908239
388
+ >>634907858
389
+ >I was once a man, just like you
390
+ >I worked in a chicken restaurant, just like you
391
+ >I don't work in a chicken resta-
392
+ >DON'T LOOK AT ME
393
+ thanks for unlocking some ancient memories
394
+ --- 634908272
395
+ >>634907739
396
+ So, if chikenface would have come to the pizza conclution back when the recipe was lost, he will have gotten his EGO then and there and probably something to help him make better food?
397
+ >>634907858
398
+ More like we had the oportunity to subdue him since he was a Zayin
399
+ --- 634908317
400
+ >>634907891
401
+ >>634907991
402
+ Would you call Geburas armor shit tier?
403
+ --- 634908334
404
+ >>634908063
405
+ and he can only communicate with sinners
406
+ hmmmm really activates the almonds
407
+ --- 634908372
408
+ >>634908225
409
+ >Not really, no
410
+ >It does put you in massive danger of distorting
411
+ That's not a downside
412
+ That's a benefit
413
+ --- 634908393
414
+ >>634908317
415
+ yeah, she should be naked! on top fo me! blowing smoke on my face AND blowing me off! Kali sex!
416
+ --- 634908409
417
+ >>634908317
418
+ No. What does that have to do with anything?
419
+ --- 634908414
420
+ >>634900854
421
+ nice
422
+ --- 634908464
423
+ >>634908393
424
+ >he doesn't want sex with her armor on
425
+ --- 634908516
426
+ >>634908317
427
+ Her armor was her own EGO, so no. But her Mimicry was indeed shit and it almost made her distort
428
+ --- 634908559
429
+ >>634908464
430
+ no, anon
431
+ armor off, helmet ON
432
+ --- 634908562
433
+ >>634908516
434
+ >and it almost made her distort
435
+ No? Where does it say that? The armor basically helped her getting the EGO
436
+ --- 634908593
437
+ >>634908516
438
+ >and it almost made her distort
439
+ source
440
+ --- 634908638
441
+ >>634908143
442
+ Needs prosthetic replacement correction.
443
+ --- 634908751
444
+ >>634908516
445
+ She said she heard Carmen's whispers when she used her EGO but she didn't come close to distorting
446
+ --- 634908753
447
+ >>634908562
448
+ >>634908593
449
+ It was part of the cutscene after you figth Kali on LoR.
450
+ "The sword was talking to me, telling me that if I washed blood whith blood only an emty husk will be left"
451
+ --- 634908769
452
+ >>634908225
453
+ I actually think verg's is the only one thats shown to have downsides so far. The downside being it does literally nothing if he has no access to blood, and he's stated that he can't just produce it out of his ass ex-nihilo, so he has to produce more blood from his enemies eventually
454
+ --- 634908809
455
+ >>634908559
456
+ --- 634908920
457
+ >>634908753
458
+ It spoke to her, but where does it say she almost distorted?
459
+ Kali had zero reasons to distort.
460
+ --- 634909002
461
+ >>634908409
462
+ Kalis armor has a downsize, because it runs on blood.
463
+ --- 634909053
464
+ What if someone's E.G.O was just a factory for making every taboo gun known to the head and city?
465
+ I don't the clawniggers will be able to do shit about it heheh.
466
+ --- 634909075
467
+ >>634908116
468
+ Well, working with abnos can turn an average joe into an action hero with the IQ of a genious if you manage to survive for long enough
469
+ --- 634909098
470
+ >>634909053
471
+ A probably could have done that
472
+ Angela too
473
+ --- 634909101
474
+ >enter bar
475
+ >always frequent this place, chill and good coffee and food
476
+ >cute waitress brings me my usual croissant + cappuccino
477
+ >find a paper on the plate
478
+ >immediately start panicking because I think it's the waitress giving me her phone number or some shit, I always panic when I have to interact more than usual with people
479
+ >finally muster the courage to lift it and read what's written on it
480
+ >"Philip lost"
481
+ I'm currently sitting here bewildered. I asked the waitress and it doesn't seems like she was the one who made it. W-What?
482
+ --- 634909106
483
+ >>634908334
484
+ they do have EGO wich is basically a distortion
485
+ altough, so does vergil and he cant understand jack
486
+ unless he's pretending
487
+ --- 634909149
488
+ >>634908920
489
+ >>634908753
490
+ Carmen wasn't even in the light when Kali got her EGO...
491
+ --- 634909215
492
+ It was me.
493
+ I was the voice.
494
+ --- 634909230
495
+ >>634909106
496
+ You are fucking stupid
497
+ --- 634909262
498
+ >finally ground enough to get the welfare ego
499
+ >it’s shit too
500
+ >in fact almost everything except the 000 ID is completely shit
501
+ >anything past don’s ego is piddling shit rewards and the stupid banner
502
+ >I’d have to do the dungeon 40 more times to get it
503
+ >with 3/5 IDs being garbage
504
+ Even the rail way wasn’t this mind numbing holy fucking shit
505
+ --- 634909271
506
+ So who the fuck is Dante I don't wanna go through years of this shit like we did with Lowland
507
+ Just say he's Garnet or Ayin or some rando grade 9 already you fuckin gooks I ain't got for time for this
508
+ --- 634909278
509
+ >>634909230
510
+ oh yeah?
511
+ y-you too!
512
+ --- 634909341
513
+ >>634909271
514
+ He's literally me
515
+ --- 634909350
516
+ i bench greg on the spicy bongy fight just so his slot can go to someone better
517
+ --- 634909395
518
+ >>634909271
519
+ I can reveal to you who he is. Just listen to my voice and give in first.
520
+ --- 634909436
521
+ >>634909350
522
+ It’s utter garbage
523
+ --- 634909461
524
+ >>634909341
525
+ Holy shit Dante is Miyumi
526
+ --- 634909469
527
+ >>634907739
528
+ By the rules of that book Gregor should have distorted by the end of chapter 1 in not at the end of the war and Sinclair should have manifested his E.G.O. and a very powerfull one at the last battle with Kromer
529
+ --- 634909513
530
+ So how is Chef Ryosho for Railway? I heard she's a good replacement for Shi Ishmael since she doesn't require 3 turns to set up. I recently got a sub 100 run and am tempted to go for sub 90.
531
+ --- 634909571
532
+ >>634904603
533
+ > Book of Downy Obtained
534
+ --- 634909625
535
+ >>634909513
536
+ Why? It won’t even go in the banner
537
+ --- 634909673
538
+ >>634909625
539
+ Because it's fun and gives my monkey brain dopamine to see the number get smaller.
540
+ --- 634909694
541
+ >>634909469
542
+ I do think it's odd that the sinners aren't getting powerups from their personal chapters
543
+ Seems like the obvious way to go for this setting
544
+ --- 634909750
545
+ >>634909271
546
+ Dante is Carmen.
547
+ --- 634909821
548
+ >>634909673
549
+ It’s the MD on steroids and you don’t even get to compare epeen size or get something out of it, amazing, I think I’ve found someone more autistic than the regular epeen crowd
550
+ --- 634909850
551
+ >>634909694
552
+ the divine commedy is divided in three parts
553
+ inferno seems to be setting up the sinners. limbo is probably where they will develop, and paradiso would be the comclusion
554
+ btw vergil cannot go past limbo in that book, guy has a huge death flag on him
555
+ --- 634909873
556
+ >>634909694
557
+ I mean they probably thought to boost base IDs but who the fuck ever uses those anymore
558
+ --- 634909889
559
+ >>634909625
560
+ >Why? It won’t even go in the banner
561
+ ???
562
+ --- 634909929
563
+ >>634908920
564
+ It's implied but not downright stated so, as with most PM things, its up to interpretation
565
+ --- 634909932
566
+ >>634909889
567
+ That ended a few days ago, your best score w
568
+ --- 634909950
569
+ What ID will Rodya be?
570
+ Katriel or Boris? Both have their merits merits.
571
+ --- 634910000
572
+ >>634909950
573
+ Katriel (forma Boris)
574
+ --- 634910007
575
+ >>634909932
576
+ >That ended a few days ago
577
+ Your chance to get the cool banner, sure, but no one said the score is locked
578
+ --- 634910064
579
+ >can't borrow friend IDs for the event dungeons
580
+ AIEEEEEEE MY BONUSES
581
+ --- 634910085
582
+ >>634910007
583
+ >when it closes
584
+ Huh oh well
585
+ --- 634910150
586
+ Are the headchickens a reference to HL2? They even make the same sounds as the headcrabs albeit with different voice acting.
587
+ --- 634910164
588
+ >>634909850
589
+ >The old bastard mentor character with a secret heart of gold will die
590
+ Well damn I never would have guessed next you'll tell me something tragic will happen to the little girl retard
591
+ --- 634910195
592
+ >>634910150
593
+ You some kind of retarded anon?
594
+ Of course they're headcrab references
595
+ --- 634910198
596
+ >>634910150
597
+ Yes
598
+ --- 634910310
599
+ Anyone have the picture of erza about to punch you in the face?
600
+ --- 634910389
601
+ Did Tomerry die in Leviathan? I can't remember if Red Gaze killed it or if it escaped with the hag.
602
+ --- 634910406
603
+ >>634909271
604
+ He's a member of the head, A-Corp to be specific.
605
+ --- 634910432
606
+ >>634906968
607
+ i'm going to make outis a mother
608
+ again
609
+ --- 634910480
610
+ TIPH B SEX
611
+
612
+ NOW
613
+
614
+ NOW
615
+
616
+ NOW
617
+ --- 634910493
618
+ >>634909950
619
+ "not one to one an existing character", ideally. At least in the case of Jack and Pierre they were always a group of two, but big organisations like the thumb have much more room to play around with.
620
+ --- 634910531
621
+ >>634910389
622
+ Escaped. Iori cockblocked Vergil
623
+ --- 634910536
624
+ >>634909950
625
+ I love bald guy in the back of Meursault ID. Looks like I'm better to join his gang.
626
+ --- 634910590
627
+ >>634910493
628
+ Mersault got Guido and Faust Kromer.
629
+ --- 634910603
630
+ >>634910150
631
+ YABBA
632
+ MY ICING
633
+ --- 634910636
634
+ >>634907739
635
+ big lady BIG LADY
636
+ --- 634910641
637
+ >Somehow fail the corrupted nail roll
638
+ >Spiced up bongy is suddenly a painful struggle
639
+ Might be faster to restart after failing the event desu
640
+ --- 634910676
641
+ I've never seen any porn of these two
642
+ --- 634910685
643
+ >>634910636
644
+ Doesn't she outrank moses in grade terms?
645
+ --- 634910713
646
+ >>634910676
647
+ Yeah, there's not enough Tiph B porn
648
+ --- 634910735
649
+ >>634910676
650
+ Binah already has a girlfriend
651
+ --- 634910743
652
+ >>634910676
653
+ >these two
654
+ >posts 3 people
655
+ --- 634910748
656
+ >>634910150
657
+ Heathcliff literally called them "headhens" anon
658
+ --- 634910751
659
+ >>634909101
660
+ this did not happen
661
+ --- 634910753
662
+ >>634910685
663
+ moses was grade 7ish and ezra was grade 4ish i think
664
+ --- 634910757
665
+ >>634910676
666
+ if you haven't found porn yet either you're:
667
+ shitposting
668
+ looking on shit sites
669
+ not looking in the right places
670
+ don't know that pixiv exists
671
+ --- 634910791
672
+ >>634900367
673
+ >Mother said she disliked chicken
674
+ Is what it says t. gook
675
+ --- 634910810
676
+ >>634909850
677
+ you are insane if you think were getting 36 chapters at a rate of 1 every third month (not inlcuding delays)
678
+ the game will have 13 chapters max
679
+ --- 634910845
680
+ >>634910757
681
+ Most art I've seen of binah and Ayin are them either brutally hurting each other or sexually hurting each other
682
+ --- 634910854
683
+ >>634910810
684
+ >the game will have 13 chapters max
685
+ 26 minimum, one for each district
686
+ --- 634910867
687
+ >>634909271
688
+ hes whatever was left of ayin that didnt ascend to the light
689
+ the leftover sin, meant to bear unending torment as penance for the sin
690
+ --- 634910869
691
+ >>634910810
692
+ We'll see if the game lasts that long. It's been a surprisingly runaway success in asia, but we'll see if it's supported well enough for the story to complete its run.
693
+ --- 634910898
694
+ >>634909271
695
+ hes garnet
696
+ --- 634910931
697
+ >>634910898
698
+ im garnet
699
+ --- 634910941
700
+ >>634910931
701
+ get out of your cocoon
702
+ --- 634910959
703
+ >>634910898
704
+ ENTER
705
+ Mephi
706
+ --- 634911000
707
+ >>634909929
708
+ could this be due to her mimicry prototype being abno derived instead of a natural development of her own
709
+ --- 634911072
710
+ >to claim their bones keeps flipping tails against the attack that spawns another bongy
711
+ I'm gonna distort if this keeps up.
712
+ --- 634911082
713
+ >>634910735
714
+ Heh
715
+ --- 634911086
716
+ >>634910869
717
+ >6 years to finish the game
718
+ >>634910869
719
+ >9 years to finish the game
720
+ I don't have that patience, if PM think anyone has a long enough attention span to do the same dailies and MDs daily for 9 years until they conclude the story they are massively wrong
721
+ --- 634911113
722
+ >>634911072
723
+ >using BL Sinclair
724
+ oh no no no
725
+ --- 634911134
726
+ >>634911058
727
+ Wait what?
728
+ --- 634911141
729
+ >>634911072
730
+ just ignore bongies and focus on the boss, they do shit damage anyways
731
+ --- 634911197
732
+ >>634911086
733
+ >>6 years to finish the game
734
+ meant for >>634910854
735
+ --- 634911202
736
+ Charon is retarded…
737
+ --- 634911208
738
+ i'm inside the empathic light
739
+ --- 634911217
740
+ This is literally just like when lol& first got introduced...he's ayin.
741
+ --- 634911220
742
+ >>634911086
743
+ >if PM think anyone has a long enough attention span to do the same dailies and MDs daily for 9 years until they conclude the story they are massively wrong
744
+ oooohohohohoho
745
+ --- 634911268
746
+ >>634911220
747
+ How do they do it?
748
+ --- 634911283
749
+ >>634911202
750
+ Charon is cute!
751
+ Stop spreading lies
752
+ --- 634911323
753
+ >>634910743
754
+ >>posts 3 people
755
+ But... there's 4
756
+ --- 634911329
757
+ >>634911220
758
+ I fucking hope it's not a big enough success to last more than like three or four years
759
+ I want PM to make more actual video games
760
+ --- 634911405
761
+ >ayin can't do shit in the light because he is still anchored down by the sin aka durante while carmen has nothing left to split her mind and thus infects the light as psychic satan
762
+ --- 634911430
763
+ >>634910713
764
+ >Tiph B porn
765
+ I still wonder why Ayin decided to turn his adopted dead son into a femboy robot.
766
+ --- 634911497
767
+ >>634911134
768
+ Index>Thumb, I assume.
769
+ --- 634911520
770
+ >>634911113
771
+ I stick to my guns, coward.
772
+ --- 634911542
773
+ >>634911405
774
+ snoooore mimimimimi
775
+ --- 634911547
776
+ >>634911430
777
+ Facing the fear
778
+ --- 634911561
779
+ >>634911430
780
+ >to turn his adopted dead son into a femboy robot
781
+ Let's be real. Most people would probably do the same.
782
+ --- 634911625
783
+ >>634911329
784
+ They're still working on the LC2 project, which I can't remember whether or not is a separate project from the FPS they're planning. LCB is pretty explicitly just something for them to print money with, I'm sure once their artists and programmers have developed enough assets (maybe about a half a year to a full year) they'll shift everyone besides a skeleton crew of clerks back to their real projects. I just hope an actual game comes out before the DD VN they're also working on.
785
+ --- 634911651
786
+ French Hate French
787
+ --- 634911662
788
+ >>634911217
789
+ >Roland is a Claw because both are wearing the most generic suit possible
790
+ --- 634911724
791
+ I need Ayin to breed me...
792
+ --- 634911741
793
+ >>634911724
794
+ Shut the fuck up Hokma.
795
+ --- 634911764
796
+ >>634911430
797
+ Ayins mind is filled with fetishes.
798
+ --- 634911778
799
+ >>634911662
800
+ I liked that theory iceberg picture that had 'Roland is a nobody grade 9 fixer' at both the tip and deepest depths of the iceberg
801
+ --- 634911782
802
+ >>634911724
803
+ >machines can get past the captcha now
804
+ --- 634911801
805
+ >>634911662
806
+ >Roland is "the" Ordeal Claw
807
+ I also miss all of the Tree of Life schizoposting from the Ruina beta threads.
808
+ --- 634911824
809
+ >>634911561
810
+ Ayin is not a good dad
811
+ --- 634911838
812
+ >>634911724
813
+ Get back in the bathtub Carmen
814
+ --- 634911883
815
+ Win rate/damage make no fucking sense some times, I swear to god. Half the time, choosing "damage" picks the skill that does not do the most damage that turn.
816
+ For W corp Don it feels almost random as to whether win rate OR damage chooses rip space, sometimes even when you have 19 charge it just ignores rip space for multiple turns
817
+ THIS SHIT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE
818
+ --- 634911934
819
+ >>634911778
820
+ Probably the only legit fun thing in these unfunny iceberg memes.
821
+ --- 634912080
822
+ so grug is going to get a claw id in a few years right
823
+ i mean the whole arm gimmick and all
824
+ --- 634912087
825
+ >>634911764
826
+ I feel like Ayin used kali's tits as a base for Angela ballistics.
827
+ --- 634912134
828
+ >>634911883
829
+ Win Rate/Damage doesn't count for the charged Rip Space plus SOMETIMES (not all the time) it doesn't use your most damaging skill so it doesn't overkill and doesn't get wasted on a low hp enemy
830
+ What's actually annoying is Win Rate targeting a single already stunned abno that can die in a single skill ignoring the rest, or not spreading the damage between the ones that are still alive
831
+ --- 634912186
832
+ >>634910676
833
+ Look at these two smug fuckers.
834
+ --- 634912249
835
+ >>634911776
836
+ So did he just steal the gem?
837
+ Wonder if they had a massive argument like a married couple.
838
+ --- 634912404
839
+ >>634912080
840
+ There's more to him than his arm.
841
+ --- 634912407
842
+ >>634911776
843
+ 5minutes in paint
844
+ --- 634912467
845
+ Would you be fine if every Sinner gets the ID of the character he or she voiced already in Limbus?
846
+ --- 634912468
847
+ >>634912407
848
+ ENOCH NO
849
+ --- 634912521
850
+ >>634912407
851
+ One guy, one jar...
852
+ --- 634912535
853
+ >>634912467
854
+ Meursault's Meursault ID... woah
855
+ --- 634912552
856
+ >tfw no BTCGF
857
+ --- 634912576
858
+ >>634912467
859
+ Shit, I meant in Library.
860
+ --- 634912615
861
+ >>634912407
862
+ >>634911776
863
+ >revives Enoch
864
+ >makes him a bad guy now
865
+ >kill him eventually
866
+ >no interaction with the previous cast, now that their stories are done
867
+ --- 634912631
868
+ >>634910757
869
+ This is literally the only one i found
870
+ --- 634912665
871
+ >>634912407
872
+ >date
873
+ >>year/month/day
874
+ what the fuck
875
+ --- 634912697
876
+ >>634912615
877
+ Maybe he’s not a baddie and will actually survive
878
+ --- 634912701
879
+ >>634912615
880
+ I don't really care about Enoch anyway.
881
+ --- 634912712
882
+ >>634910757
883
+ >>634910845
884
+ >>634912631
885
+ >Hokma has more porn with Ayin than Binah
886
+ Benjamin bros, we won
887
+ --- 634912783
888
+ >>634912552
889
+ "i want her to eat me up!"
890
+ lol, lmao
891
+ >>634912631
892
+ is ayin being forced to eat her out?
893
+ --- 634912797
894
+ >>634912712
895
+ Fujo franchise.
896
+ --- 634912878
897
+ >>634912615
898
+ He’s going back once the job is over
899
+ --- 634912894
900
+ >>634912797
901
+ >Hokma also has more porn with Binah than Ayin
902
+ Hokma is a manwhore.
903
+ --- 634913057
904
+ >>634912783
905
+ >is ayin being forced to eat her out
906
+ Yes
907
+ --- 634913117
908
+ >>634900854
909
+ for all their interaction in ruina I sure didn't feel at all like this was the logical conclusion
910
+ --- 634913186
911
+ >>634902419
912
+ --- 634913247
913
+ >>634912631
914
+ I remember that artist.
915
+ --- 634913257
916
+ >>634912712
917
+ >Benjamin bros, we won
918
+ Hold your horses there buddy, You haven't won anything yet.
919
+ --- 634913329
920
+ Post it.
921
+ --- 634913336
922
+ musician IDs WHEN
923
+ --- 634913364
924
+ >>634910480
925
+ --- 634913367
926
+ >>634913186
927
+ I want to watch them have sex
928
+ --- 634913416
929
+ Time to put my schizo hat on.
930
+ Remember that illegal shit that's banned from the city still goes on in the outskirts, and some groups specifically go to the outskirts to research questionable shit like ayin and carmen's team did.
931
+ Demian isn't actually Enoch, both are clones that escaped from a testing facility. One ended up meeting a regular outskirts orphan girl and surviving together until Carmen found them, while the other went on a different path and ended up at Sinclair's school.
932
+ --- 634913447
933
+ >>634910676
934
+ You are probably just not dedicated enough with your picture collection.
935
+ --- 634913482
936
+ >>634909571
937
+ Dang anon, you got booked?
938
+ --- 634913523
939
+ >>634913329
940
+ Just redeemed Telepole Don. Figured I might as well since you can't get dupe EGOs
941
+ --- 634913542
942
+ >>634913336
943
+ Heathcliff as Meow
944
+ Mumu Ish
945
+ Oink Rodya
946
+ Della Luna and Singing machine EGOS.
947
+ Source? I made all this shit up.
948
+ --- 634913598
949
+ >>634913447
950
+ >just checked my PM porn folder
951
+ >it's 2GB
952
+ huh
953
+ --- 634913609
954
+ >>634913329
955
+ only spark so far was chief ryoshu
956
+ i'm missing one 000 and 2 00, and I'm sure I have enough boxes to get them plus the final 2 IDs that will release this season without rolling at all
957
+ >all those shards
958
+ enjoy your 500+ thread at the end of season, anon
959
+ --- 634913687
960
+ RolAnd
961
+ --- 634913714
962
+ >rodya will never detect that you are a cherry boy and mercilessly tease you to death
963
+ its just not fair
964
+ --- 634913832
965
+ >>634913523
966
+ Good EGO for railway, worth it.
967
+ >>634913609
968
+ Nah, im gonna buy as much as i can after the last s1 banner drops. Shame they delayed it for two weeks.
969
+ --- 634913970
970
+ Since S2 has been pushed forward, does this mean we'll get more IDs during season 1?
971
+ or will there be a period where we don't get anything new?
972
+ --- 634913984
973
+ >>634913598
974
+ > PM porn folder
975
+ So I'm not the only one who has their own PP folder, huh? But has anyone actually have used it jack off
976
+ --- 634914021
977
+ >he's talking to himself again
978
+ --- 634914097
979
+ >>634913329
980
+ The sheer amount of shards I burned for threads.
981
+ --- 634914109
982
+ >>634914021
983
+ --- 634914125
984
+ >>634913329
985
+ Got only 1 000 (KK Ryoshu or whatever the new one will be) and 1-2 EGOs (ABS Ish and Pursuance) left that I potentially want.
986
+ --- 634914126
987
+ >>634913970
988
+ Check the fucking Roadmap
989
+ --- 634914136
990
+ >>634913832
991
+ >Shame they delayed it for two weeks
992
+ Wait, they delayed the banner too? I though only s2 and ch4 got delayed, but the banner drops as usual?
993
+ --- 634914152
994
+ >>634913714
995
+ man i want to have some sex with rodion, wake up, and found out she not only dominated my ass in the bedroom, but also took all my cash to fuel her crippling steak addiction
996
+ --- 634914168
997
+ >>634914021
998
+ >he doesnt hear her inviting voice
999
+ --- 634914213
1000
+ >>634908063
1001
+ >doesnt that mean he is likely distorted as well?
1002
+ You only now noticed that he can be distortion?
1003
+ --- 634914343
1004
+ >>634913984
1005
+ I use it from time to time.
1006
+ --- 634914369
1007
+ >>634914343
1008
+ Eh?
1009
+ --- 634914396
1010
+ >>634914152
1011
+ >woke up after her
1012
+ >not before her and make her breakfast.
1013
+ You deserve to get robbed.
1014
+ --- 634914435
1015
+ >>634914396
1016
+ >not before her and make her breakfast
1017
+ she'd eat my fucking plate too
1018
+ --- 634914470
1019
+ >>634913329
1020
+ 80 yellow boxes.
1021
+ Got everything.
1022
+ --- 634914589
1023
+ >>634913609
1024
+ You're probably better just sparking them and holding off with your rolls till season 2
1025
+ We're getting 2 000s and 2 00s. That's 1100 shards. You need 600 more to complete your collection, that's 1700 in total
1026
+ You have 150 shards on average for each identity. 7*150=1050. Add in your 900 shards, and you get 1950 shards, more than enough to spark everyone, even not accounting for your box income from MDs
1027
+ Sparking EGO is dumb btw
1028
+ --- 634914649
1029
+ >>634914213
1030
+ To be fair he is weird even by distortion standards if there is such thing. Like he can't hear Carmen and clearly suffers side effects from his clock ability. Also I guess he can't even "just b yourself", because he is not even whole.
1031
+ --- 634914681
1032
+ >>634908751
1033
+ >Carmen's whispers
1034
+ >when Carmen was alive
1035
+ --- 634914706
1036
+ >>634914589
1037
+ >We're getting 2 000s and 2 00s
1038
+ aren't we getting only one 000 and one 00? I know they delayed ch4 but they didn't say anything about adding a new banner
1039
+ --- 634914734
1040
+ >>634914396
1041
+ b-big woman.... s......sex........seeee.........sseeeEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE BIG WOMEN! HUUUUUUUGE! I am a seat for big women, pleas have a seat.........
1042
+ --- 634914786
1043
+ >>634908751
1044
+ >She said she heard Carmen's whispers
1045
+ That was not Carmen.
1046
+ --- 634914814
1047
+ >>634914734
1048
+ surprised the only giantess art of limbus isn't about rodion
1049
+ --- 634914868
1050
+ >>634914435
1051
+ >she'd eat my fucking plate too
1052
+ It's her right to do so.
1053
+ --- 634914906
1054
+ >>634914868
1055
+ >it's her right to do so
1056
+ fat fuck
1057
+ --- 634914908
1058
+ >>634914706
1059
+ >a literal dead week
1060
+ wew
1061
+ --- 634914943
1062
+ >>634914906
1063
+ Nice try, Outis.
1064
+ --- 634914982
1065
+ >>634914908
1066
+ >no content
1067
+ >during content drought
1068
+ It's Limbover....
1069
+ --- 634915026
1070
+ >>634914649
1071
+ Carmen isn't universal to distortions, or at least doesn't seem to be. There's no mention of a voice in the pianist short story for example, and even someone who specialises with distortions and has spoken to many like Moses hasn't heard about "a voice" enough times to identify it as a trend.
1072
+ Seems more likely to me that Carmen is only personally involved when distorting could have some benefit for her plan like feeding the library.
1073
+ --- 634915030
1074
+ >>634914814
1075
+ If you make a character several hundred feet tall, it doesn't really matter anymore if she initially was 1.80, 1.70 or 1.60
1076
+ --- 634915081
1077
+ >>634914908
1078
+ It has Limbegun.
1079
+ --- 634915187
1080
+ >>634914908
1081
+ Hey, at least it's not contentless month
1082
+ --- 634915363
1083
+ >>634914908
1084
+ --- 634915391
1085
+ >>634908769
1086
+ Literally Moses killing herself by smoking.
1087
+ --- 634915410
1088
+ >>634915391
1089
+ It reduces her lifespan... right?
1090
+ --- 634915420
1091
+ >>634915026
1092
+ >Carmen isn't universal to distortions
1093
+ Iirc Distortion occur only when you "give in" to the voice at low point. That what LoR has established at least. My memory is kinda shit. But didn't they also occur way before WNDD too? I should probably start taking notes. Can't trust myself anymore.
1094
+ --- 634915507
1095
+ Boxman...
1096
+ --- 634915508
1097
+ >>634915410
1098
+ Well outside of smoking causing health problems that are probably negligible considering city magic health pills, yes the pale breath eats at her life span
1099
+ --- 634915516
1100
+ >>634915391
1101
+ Only when she uses pale breath which is absurd ability anyway and I think it doesn't have any counters.
1102
+ --- 634915524
1103
+ >>634915420
1104
+ Distortions existed before WNDD in much lower numbers (Bloodfiends, for example), but since the Well connection is restored to everyone now...
1105
+ --- 634915532
1106
+ >>634915420
1107
+ Abnos could rarely show up on their own and iirc some of them came from outside L corp but distortions weren't recorded until shit went south
1108
+ --- 634915575
1109
+ >>634915420
1110
+ The distortion happens when you give in to your low point, but we haven't seen anything to indicate the voice is a universal part.
1111
+ --- 634915631
1112
+ >>634915030
1113
+ commissioner money is a funny thing
1114
+ --- 634915656
1115
+ At this point I’m convinced the “AI” for the win/damage thing is actually programmed to fuck you over
1116
+ --- 634915721
1117
+ >>634915656
1118
+ Your fault for not doing math
1119
+ >T.shellshock live 2 expert
1120
+ --- 634915725
1121
+ >>634915656
1122
+ She still hates (you)
1123
+ --- 634915774
1124
+ >>634915721
1125
+ >>634915725
1126
+ I mean outside of trash mod stuff I don’t but it seems actively spiteful
1127
+ --- 634915837
1128
+ Is the grindset truly worth it?
1129
+ --- 634915885
1130
+ >city has magic serum bullshit that lets you regenerate from near death
1131
+ >still have people running around with glasses
1132
+
1133
+ What the fuck are they doing? Being nearsight sounds like a huge liability if you are a fixer that can easily be cured with the bullshit in the city considering there's a concept incinerator now that erases all memory of anything. I'm sure it's not a poor thing because mos of them are running around with augments already
1134
+ --- 634915931
1135
+ Zena!
1136
+ --- 634915950
1137
+ >>634915837
1138
+ Depends, the extraction tickets are 20 in total which allow for two x10 pulls, so that alone is pretty ok, the tickets are an actual insult, the modules are eh, the enkaphalin boxes are probably one of the few actually worthwhile things given how generally rare they are. Thread is hit or miss depending on luck
1139
+ --- 634915995
1140
+ >>634915885
1141
+ Same reason we do today, it’s cheaper and some people just don’t care enough to get surgery when glasses do the job
1142
+ --- 634916018
1143
+ >>634915885
1144
+ I'd assume everyone that is not piss poor would've fixed their eyesight already. Googles can be an accessory, also.
1145
+ --- 634916051
1146
+ >>634915420
1147
+ EGO and distortion are decisions an individual does. It's not a transformation simply given to them. Basic ass individuation.
1148
+ --- 634916140
1149
+ >>634915950
1150
+ >the extraction tickets are 20 in total
1151
+ >+ apologems
1152
+ I still manage to not get pierryoshu
1153
+ --- 634916216
1154
+ >>634915507
1155
+ --- 634916234
1156
+ >>634915885
1157
+ For all we know. Glasses might be workshop equipment. Well everything might be piece of equipment. Not gonna be surprised if some guy uses an umbrella to kill people.
1158
+ --- 634916330
1159
+ >>634916216
1160
+ I was expecting something better to be honest.
1161
+ --- 634916331
1162
+ sorry for the delay fellas, i threw the chapter 4 manuscripts into the concept incinerator.
1163
+ --- 634916385
1164
+ >>634916330
1165
+ I expected something more brutal.
1166
+ --- 634916392
1167
+ >>634916331
1168
+ >Yi-Sang singlehandedly being responsible for delaying the game
1169
+ So this is the power of the ideal...
1170
+ --- 634916398
1171
+ >>634916331
1172
+ MONZO
1173
+ WHY COULDN'T I SELECT A TARGET TO ATTACK MONZO
1174
+ --- 634916438
1175
+ There'snothingquiteliketendingtoyourfarmandharvestingpotatoeswiththesweatofyourbrows
1176
+ --- 634916472
1177
+ Uoh...
1178
+ --- 634916485
1179
+ >>634916216
1180
+ >no futa
1181
+ 0/10.
1182
+ --- 634916518
1183
+ I miss ayin, stupid gacha game
1184
+ --- 634916586
1185
+ On the topic of distortions Faust's explanation put what I was trying to say in past threads about why Roland didn't distort after the pianist incident in a much better way than I was able to. Distortion isn't about simple negative emotion but having a fundamental belief or dream crushed, about having your ego shattered. Even though losing Angelica probably caused far more despair than a lot of the other distortions we see it never wen't against his worldview, if anything it only affirmed it. Life sucks. Don't concern yourself with others. This is this and that is that. It was only after meeting Angela and begging to question that after he saw some of himself in her did he really do anything similar to distortion, but even then I wouldn't really count that since library magic was probably involved like with the realizations and core suppresions.
1186
+ --- 634916606
1187
+ >>634916485
1188
+ NT has not real gender, so theoretically you can see it as futa.
1189
+ --- 634916607
1190
+ >>634916485
1191
+ fag
1192
+ --- 634916670
1193
+ >>634915885
1194
+ There are people even IRL who wear glasses as a fashion statement, even assuming their aren't all sorts of advanced glasses with useful features available in the city too.
1195
+ --- 634916718
1196
+ >>634916331
1197
+ It involved farmers
1198
+ --- 634916745
1199
+ >>634915995
1200
+ >it’s cheaper and some people
1201
+ A Hana Agent should neither be concerned with money, nor fashion.
1202
+ --- 634916826
1203
+ >>634916718
1204
+ I can't believe Yi-Sang went on a 39k word rant about farmers
1205
+ --- 634916934
1206
+ Do you need to have the characters that boost bongy gain in your active party when you clear, or just take them in and let Greg sit the boss battle out?
1207
+ --- 634917003
1208
+ >>634911724
1209
+ I just want lisa to do it out of spite of carmen taking enoch away from her.
1210
+ --- 634917092
1211
+ >>634916934
1212
+ You just need to have them when you enter the dungeon itself, Greg can be benched for the fight itself.
1213
+ --- 634917175
1214
+ >>634917092
1215
+ >>634916934
1216
+ Don't bully Gregor.
1217
+ He tries his best.
1218
+ --- 634917275
1219
+ >>634907462
1220
+ you do it before black silence page with default Roland.
1221
+ --- 634917418
1222
+ >>634917175
1223
+ Watching him chopping chickens is satisfying. But muh boy really need better coins. Or forceful gesture tier debuffs.
1224
+ --- 634917438
1225
+ >>634917175
1226
+ Chef Greg is literally G Greg, but with way worse numbers.
1227
+ --- 634917550
1228
+ >>634917175
1229
+ >Can't clash for shit
1230
+ Deadweight, I think someone at PM just loves to bully Gregor
1231
+ --- 634917579
1232
+ >>634916934
1233
+ Honestly just don’t use him, it’s only 20% and every other boost gets you to 100% and is actually a good character/at least not as bad as gregors new ID
1234
+ --- 634917631
1235
+ >>634917550
1236
+ But every other ID he has is fantastic though?
1237
+ --- 634917718
1238
+ >>634917550
1239
+ >Liu Gregor
1240
+ >G Gregor
1241
+ >bully
1242
+ The only Sinner being bullied right now is Sinclair and Yi-Sang
1243
+ --- 634917735
1244
+ Are you really having trouble grinding with Gregor in the fight?
1245
+ --- 634917803
1246
+ >Finally found a good team that can consistently win in the spicy dungeon
1247
+ >just completely gave up on using Greg’s new ID and just use G corp Greg because he rapes everything in the dungeon
1248
+ 100% bonus is acceptable, at 3000 points now and I can comfortably do 3 a day
1249
+ >>634917735
1250
+ His attacks are garbage at clashing with ANYTHING, especially the boss, and with the constant-sp he’s just shit
1251
+ --- 634917826
1252
+ >>634917718
1253
+ Even Yi Sang is more useful than Sinclair, new Gregor's ID is terrible, but it's nowhere near as bad as Sinclair
1254
+ --- 634917871
1255
+ >>634917718
1256
+ Yi Sang is fine in my humble opinion. Sinclair is fucking joke. Rodya can't decide if she wants to be "negative power" or just regular character. The rest of the crew is doing good.
1257
+ --- 634917882
1258
+ >>634917718
1259
+ Honestly 7 yi sang is fine, put him with the other 7 IDs and he’s good, which I think is the point
1260
+ --- 634917895
1261
+ Chef greg isn't really bad at clashing if you actually use him instead auto'ing
1262
+ --- 634917918
1263
+ >>634917803
1264
+ >>Finally found a good team that can consistently win in the spicy dungeon
1265
+ what's the team?
1266
+ --- 634917959
1267
+ Irony is I have less issue with blade lineage Sinclair than new Greg, he just seems to clash better and slashing is preferred
1268
+ --- 634917964
1269
+ >>634917092
1270
+ Cheers, will do then
1271
+ >>634917579
1272
+ Wait the bonus caps at 100%?
1273
+ --- 634917981
1274
+ >corrode Lantern
1275
+ >it goes from worst EGO in the game to mildly decent
1276
+ Wtf?
1277
+ --- 634918021
1278
+ ULTIMATE CHICKEN FARM TEAM
1279
+ R Heathcliff
1280
+ Chef Ryoshu
1281
+ Chef Greg (bench him for the bossfight)
1282
+ BL Sinclair
1283
+ W Don
1284
+
1285
+ That'd be all.
1286
+ --- 634918028
1287
+ >>634917895
1288
+ He has only one good skill for clashing and it's glut one-coin. Outside of that his third is a bit meme material. What people skip is better regen and how tanky lad is. Unfortunately Legerdemain self feed is gone.
1289
+ --- 634918087
1290
+ >>634917964
1291
+ He talks about ditching Greg altogether, which yields 16 less chicken per dungeon, which will result in 2-3 more runs for 6k goal, while making runs more comfortable.
1292
+ --- 634918093
1293
+ >>634917918
1294
+ >N-Faust
1295
+ >W-Don
1296
+ >g Corp Greg
1297
+ >blade Sinclair( it just works)
1298
+ >chief Rodin
1299
+ 100% bonus and they can all consistently clash with everything, you get sp/hp healing, and can mass attack fairly well
1300
+ --- 634918149
1301
+ >>634918087
1302
+ This yeah
1303
+ --- 634918190
1304
+ I think
1305
+ --- 634918219
1306
+ >9 more runs and I'm done
1307
+ This chicken grinding is unbearable.
1308
+ --- 634918257
1309
+ >>634918190
1310
+ Biblically accurate Meursault.
1311
+ --- 634918271
1312
+ >>634918219
1313
+ They managed to almost immediately top the pain of grinding the rails, it’s honestly impressive
1314
+ --- 634918303
1315
+ >>634918271
1316
+ >grinding the rails
1317
+ That was enjoyable, this is braindead
1318
+ --- 634918383
1319
+ >Use Sinclair
1320
+ Holy shit people here are fucking retarded
1321
+ --- 634918389
1322
+ >>634918219
1323
+ >takes less than 40 spicy runs to cap if you rolled Pierre Ryoshu
1324
+ >unbearable
1325
+ Weak, our Korean bug masters would laugh at such low will
1326
+ --- 634918440
1327
+ >Finished 2 runs
1328
+ I think that's enough for me for today kyodais
1329
+ --- 634918486
1330
+ >>634918389
1331
+ Korea is one of the most miserable places to live on the planet, I really don’t care what they consider fun considering they might just kill themselves next week from utter dispair
1332
+ --- 634918492
1333
+ >>634918383
1334
+ More like free use Sinclair.
1335
+ --- 634918543
1336
+ >>634918383
1337
+ He clashes consistently and gives a bonus, makes this go marginally quicker
1338
+ --- 634918609
1339
+ >still no rupture stack ID, passive or EGO
1340
+ G Greg will never reach his full potential until we get that.
1341
+ --- 634918647
1342
+ >>634918609
1343
+ LCCB Ish, 7 Outis.
1344
+ --- 634918689
1345
+ >>634917803
1346
+ Those fights are not really that hard
1347
+ --- 634918762
1348
+ >>634918647
1349
+ Those guys use up their own rupture stacks as they attack, especially Ishmael.
1350
+ --- 634918837
1351
+ >>634918389
1352
+ >40 runs * 15 mins
1353
+ >10 hours
1354
+ >of doing the same thing over and over again
1355
+ Yes, that's unbearable and you're a stupid gachabrain apologist faggot with no standards
1356
+ But I'll save that Outis pic, it's cute
1357
+ --- 634918842
1358
+ >>634918543
1359
+ Every unit clashes consistently at high Sanity
1360
+ >gives a bonus
1361
+ Assuming you got his EGO while rolling for Ryoshu, if you sharded it you're fucking retarded, luckily, there's no rush
1362
+ --- 634919071
1363
+ >>634918842
1364
+ >Every unit clashes consistently at high Sanity
1365
+ Not true, when your max clash value is 8 you can only win if enemy hits tails.
1366
+ --- 634919246
1367
+ >>634919071
1368
+ Don't clash with an 8 then, Autowin braindead fuck
1369
+ --- 634919272
1370
+ >>634919071
1371
+ Right
1372
+ --- 634919531
1373
+ >>634918190
1374
+ --- 634919574
1375
+ >>634919515
1376
+ They really gimped Blue Star with the Ruina design.
1377
+ --- 634919620
1378
+ >>634919515
1379
+ SEXOO
1380
+ --- 634919628
1381
+ >>634918837
1382
+ If you want your super special cosmetic in Korean you WILL suffer like one in the Samsung megamines. It's just alt-tabbing, clicking win rate, and shitposting/watching shows bwo, it's not unbearable unless you're a retard rushing to do it ASAP for bragging rights
1383
+ --- 634919772
1384
+ >>634919628
1385
+ >alt-tabbing
1386
+ >not having two monitors
1387
+ Bricked
1388
+ --- 634919798
1389
+ Phew, I can finally forget about terrible sous-chef Greg and Sinclair.
1390
+ --- 634920245
1391
+ >>634919798
1392
+ Makes me think, I wonder if we'll ever have some secret shit, like
1393
+ >reach 10 000 plushies for secret banner that's only revealed after the event is over
1394
+ --- 634920310
1395
+ >>634919628
1396
+ I don't want to split my attention the game while watching a show, that's zoomzoom adhd behaviour
1397
+ Plus the final boss it not winrateable, doing that fucks me over. I have to actually pay attention to him
1398
+ I'm already at 4500 anyways, I'll finish it tomorrow
1399
+ --- 634920353
1400
+ >>634910310
1401
+ --- 634920460
1402
+ >>634920245
1403
+ Monzo would never...
1404
+ --- 634920492
1405
+ >>634920245
1406
+ Never because lol datamining
1407
+ --- 634920504
1408
+ >>634910310
1409
+ Disgusting bitch, that's raw
1410
+ --- 634920560
1411
+ >>634920492
1412
+ >implying it's hard to just keep track of plushie count and then mail banners to everyone that went above a certain cap
1413
+ They can just upload shit on last day, all their data is on their private thing until they decide otherwise, same way we didn't know about Horse Virginius until April 1st.
1414
+ --- 634920574
1415
+ >>634916330
1416
+ His Angela is still best PM-related smut.
1417
+ After Merson's Park Iori
1418
+ --- 634920650
1419
+ I wish I had a Nothing There sword that would randomly say words when I use it like Gebura...
1420
+ --- 634920658
1421
+ >>634920574
1422
+ *loli Iori
1423
+ --- 634920675
1424
+ >>634920560
1425
+ It was hard to keep track of whoever got double mail, so
1426
+ --- 634920743
1427
+ >>634920675
1428
+ Irrelevant, that's that and this is this.
1429
+ --- 634920781
1430
+ >>634920743
1431
+ I accept your consneedsion
1432
+ --- 634921005
1433
+ >>634920245
1434
+ They're not gonna do that because it would piss off people who would have grinded for it but didn't because they thought they were done.
1435
+ --- 634921046
1436
+ >1924 exp to get to level 56
1437
+ >>634921005
1438
+ If people get mad over missing out on a banner so be it, I just think it'd be funny.
1439
+ --- 634921137
1440
+ >>634921046
1441
+ This is hell
1442
+ --- 634921195
1443
+ >>634921137
1444
+ The worst part is there was a guy that was already 60 when we were still in the 40-ish, just had another check and they're 76 now.
1445
+ I can only imagine the playtime.
1446
+ --- 634921274
1447
+ >>634921195
1448
+ I like having a life, thank you very much
1449
+ --- 634921293
1450
+ >>634921195
1451
+ the fuck, link?
1452
+ --- 634921346
1453
+ >>634921293
1454
+ https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=lobotomycorporation&no=1205274
1455
+ --- 634921350
1456
+ >day 48
1457
+ Elden Ring is not as hard as this shit
1458
+ --- 634921583
1459
+ >>634921350
1460
+ Day 48 is easy, just survive normally until Qliphoth V and then beat weakened Gebura, she has 40% less HP.
1461
+ --- 634921637
1462
+ >>634916216
1463
+ --- 634921639
1464
+ Enoch is the protagonist
1465
+ Need more art of Demian meeting Tiph
1466
+ --- 634921837
1467
+ >>634921637
1468
+ gebura's geburas...
1469
+ --- 634921849
1470
+ >>634920658
1471
+ sauce?
1472
+ --- 634922163
1473
+ >Back from the Chicken Mines straigth into the LobCorp mines
1474
+ Pray for me
1475
+ --- 634922236
1476
+ >>634922163
1477
+ Do the Kino
1478
+ --- 634922259
1479
+ >>634915837
1480
+ You have so fucking long to do it. I already did half of the event personally and a friend finished it outright just last night. Take it at your own pace but if you really want to tryhard it then set an easy goal like 500-1000 plush per day. You get like 176 if you take the whole team so 6 runs per day for the 1k daily goal. Given it just 1 mirror-like floor that basically equal to two mirror runs per day. The fact you get exp tickets AND 1-2 good ass event rewards per run make it extremely effective. It all about having the right mindset. You not just getting one thing but multiple things from it. If you not a lazy shit like me you could change your unsused member slots to IDs that still need exp and get a few hundreds exp for like 7 members from just doing the dungeon alone. Personally I can't be assed to make a temp Team 2 to do such when it equal to a golden ticket at the end of the day if not less. Like there is room to min-max to make it more worth your while is all I am saying.
1481
+ --- 634922401
1482
+ >>634915837
1483
+ If you did 5 a day starting now you'd be done by the time the event ends, and that's assuming you didn't extract the event IDs / EGOs
1484
+ Kind of a pain in the ass but not an inhuman effort
1485
+ --- 634922550
1486
+ >>634919246
1487
+ >Don't clash with an 8 then
1488
+ I'll just let the boss do unopposed attacks to me then. You're fucked when a character with low maximum is up against a competent opponent, and this isn't railway so you can't just pop an EGO whenever you like.
1489
+ --- 634922735
1490
+ >autobattle just keeps picking the shittiest possible choices ever during the hard mode chicken fight
1491
+ MONZO, WHEN I CLICK THE FUCKING WIN RATE BUTTON THEN I WANT TO SEE CLASHES NOT 4 ONE SIDED ATTACKS AND A NEUTRAL CLASH
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634898103
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+ >game is seen as a "kid's game" due to the art style
4
+ >it's actually deeper than most "adult" games
5
+ --- 634898169
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+ zelda is for faggots and children
7
+ --- 634898170
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+ >nintendo game has one (1) scene where people talk and aren't bing-bing wahooing
9
+ >it automatically becomes the deepest, most mature piece of media to ever exist
10
+ --- 634898207
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+ >>634898103 (OP)
12
+ --- 634898240
13
+ >>634898207
14
+ I don't disagree but
15
+ >reddit screenscap of a twitter post
16
+ --- 634898263
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+ >>634898170
18
+ when tingle talks, tendies listen.
19
+ --- 634898303
20
+ This board is for zoomers
21
+ --- 634898332
22
+ i bet you dudebros can't even comprehend the meaning of "wind".
23
+ --- 634898387
24
+ ganondorf's depth in wind waker is just literally 4 lines of dialogue that aren't just "haha link i will defeat you i am the king of evil"
25
+
26
+ PLUS it completely contradicts his actual motivations in ocarina of time. and i know he's just bullshitting to link in this scene to justify himself but still
27
+ --- 634898395
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+ >>634898332
29
+ *BRAAAAP*
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+ --- 634898410
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+ >>634898332
32
+ He farted, right?
33
+ --- 634898453
34
+ Who gives a fuck whether a game is "kiddy" or "deep". Fun is all that matters.
35
+ --- 634898515
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+ >>634898332
37
+ Farding
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+ --- 634898565
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+ >>634898387
40
+ >take timelines seriously
41
+ --- 634898678
42
+ >>634898169
43
+ Then why are you here among faggots and children? Surely you have better places to be, oh superior one.
44
+
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+ >>634898453
46
+ /thread
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+ --- 634898685
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+ >>634898565
49
+ nintendo's the one that started it with wind waker being a direct sequel to ocarina of time. not that i give a shit, i prefer botw resetting everything
50
+ --- 634898762
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+ >>634898410
52
+ Talking about Zelda's farts.
53
+ --- 634898898
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+ >>634898207
55
+ What does it mean for something to be dark? Does it need to be in your face with gore and suffering or something?
56
+ --- 634898952
57
+ >>634898103 (OP)
58
+ There's nothing deep in any videogame.
59
+ --- 634899029
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+ >>634898103 (OP)
61
+ of course it's deep it's set on an ocean
62
+ --- 634899040
63
+ >>634898762
64
+ bravo aonuma.. bravo
65
+ --- 634899358
66
+ >>634898240
67
+ we can go deeper
68
+ --- 634899458
69
+ >>634898103 (OP)
70
+ >Maybe my actions were misguided...
71
+ >jk I'm gonna be evil anyway haha
72
+ Top tier writing.
73
+ --- 634899473
74
+ >>634898103 (OP)
75
+ it's a kids game because it has an E for everyone on the box you fucking moron but that doesn't exclude it from having 'dark' themes
76
+ ace combat 04 is rated E and i can actually write more than a paragraph on the 'dark' themes of that game
77
+ --- 634899480
78
+ >>634898207
79
+ >children hobby is for children
80
+ --- 634899523
81
+ >>634898207
82
+ americans can't handle anything dark or meaningful. everything has to have a layer of irony behind it.
83
+ --- 634899557
84
+ >>634899473
85
+ lmao retard cope. zelda is way deeper than whatever gay plane game you snoys play.
86
+ --- 634899562
87
+ >>634898240
88
+ --- 634899576
89
+ Shut up and post toon link
90
+ --- 634899642
91
+ >>634899358
92
+ >>634899358
93
+ am i helping?
94
+ --- 634899713
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+ >>634898103 (OP)
96
+ When you're an adult, you won't worry about the opinions of a bunch of socially degenerate and self-hating losers. Mother fuckers are here to be told how to think
97
+ --- 634899724
98
+ >>634899642
99
+ >phone fag
100
+ yes you do (no extra points cause android THOUGH)
101
+ --- 634899740
102
+ >>634898207
103
+ metroid is sort of. no blood but generally more mature than bing bing wahoo. prime is a good example. really the only nintendo game i never got bored of.
104
+ --- 634899789
105
+ >>634898207
106
+ This, nintendo is for kids. Manchildren too if this thread is anything to go by.
107
+ --- 634899795
108
+ >>634899557
109
+ this wasn't even worth booting up both for but i really like the taste of worms
110
+ --- 634899813
111
+ >>634899523
112
+ we literally dont know or care who the person in the screencap us. how would you know they were american?
113
+ --- 634899847
114
+ >>634899795
115
+ Worms Armageddon best worms game. hands down.
116
+ --- 634899913
117
+ >>634899847
118
+ impeccable taste, buddy
119
+ --- 634899919
120
+ >>634899724
121
+ you don't even understand what makes phonefags bad. sheep.
122
+ --- 634899935
123
+ >>634898332
124
+ ...fuck
125
+ FUCK
126
+ I JUST FUCKING GOT IT
127
+ LINK IS THE FUCKING "WIND WAKER"
128
+ --- 634899938
129
+ >>634899795
130
+ >Start game up long enough to save it
131
+ >Take screenshot like it means anything
132
+ >Acts like an expert
133
+ Are you retarded?
134
+ --- 634900036
135
+ >>634899919
136
+ is it the fact that im too lazy to capitalize things? does this make you seethe, faggot?
137
+ --- 634900085
138
+ >>634899813
139
+ because only an American would post something ironic like this. because Americans can't take anything seriously. Americans think everything is a joke. Americans hate sincerity.
140
+ --- 634900118
141
+ >>634898898
142
+ to me it's when something challenges my values and perception of emotions.
143
+ --- 634900140
144
+ >>634899938
145
+ the point is that i actually played both games and can compare them on any level at all, and if you haven't played either i'm genuinely sorry because both are fantastic and are arguably the best of their respective series
146
+ >Are you retarded?
147
+ yes? i started up two emulators and put them side by side to respond to a bait post on 4channel.org?
148
+ --- 634900187
149
+ >>634900036
150
+ i'm not him retard. i'm posting from my PC. most phonefags post both from pc and mobile there is literally nothing wrong with it your just following whatever the fuck everyone else is doing because your a normalfag.
151
+
152
+ stop BAWWWWing about being a newfag, your embarrassing yourself.
153
+ --- 634900192
154
+ >>634898332
155
+ THE BIRDS ARE SINGING
156
+ --- 634900254
157
+ >>634898207
158
+ >>634898103 (OP)
159
+ >>634898170
160
+ You guys haven't played this I guess
161
+ --- 634900345
162
+ >>634898685
163
+ Fans started it long before then. Nintendo just cobbled something together to get more money from them.
164
+ --- 634900359
165
+ >>634900187
166
+ ive been here longer than you kiddo. suck on my nuts.
167
+ --- 634900448
168
+ >>634900359
169
+ >changes the subject and goes for oldfag scapegoat
170
+ --- 634900576
171
+ >>634900448
172
+ fine here's a new subject: you're the biggest fucking nigger to walk this planet.
173
+ --- 634900619
174
+ >>634900576
175
+ --- 634900643
176
+ we have spent this entire thread arguing but no one has pointed out the fact that the OP talks about the games art style and is playing the shitty HD version with terrible lighting fx
177
+ --- 634900690
178
+ >>634898103 (OP)
179
+ >I was sad one time
180
+ It's not deep man, gannondorf just has slightly more depth than the 1 inch puddle of characterization he had in earlier games.
181
+ --- 634900749
182
+ >>634898207
183
+ This, nintendo will always be for children.
184
+ --- 634900824
185
+ >>634898103 (OP)
186
+ >it's le deep because he used a le hecking difficult word
187
+
188
+ the absolute state of nintodlers
189
+ --- 634900831
190
+ >>634900619
191
+ i sincerely hope death comes knocking on your door. i'll be smoking a joint in the meantime.
192
+ --- 634900837
193
+ >>634900709
194
+ I don't understand.
195
+ --- 634900885
196
+ >>634900824
197
+ Let me guess, you're American?
198
+ --- 634901018
199
+ >>634900885
200
+ Let me guess, you're a faggot?
201
+ --- 634901048
202
+ >>634900831
203
+ >i'll be smoking a joint in the meantime.
204
+ >it's not a addiction bro i swear i just need it everytime i'm stressed by internet banter
205
+ --- 634901186
206
+ >>634901048
207
+ >animefag judging others
208
+
209
+ lol
210
+
211
+ lmao
212
+ --- 634901197
213
+ >>634899458
214
+ The only real evil thing he does in Wind Waker is kidnap the girls (who were treated well), which he needs to do to access Hyrule anyway. Beyond that, he doesn't even do anything besides sending some of his goons to guard dungeons.
215
+
216
+ The Great Sea is a total shithole and the world is unironically is way better off as a drained and fully land-based Hyrule under his control. Even in OoT he literally doesn't do anything truly bad outside of leaving Castle Town desolate. Kakariko remains completely untouched and is the largest center of civilization, and his oppressed peoples the Gerudo, are also left entirely alone. I won't claim he is a good guy, but by the time of Wind Waker he really isn't doing anything particularly bad, he is just the bad guy because the game tells you he is.
217
+ --- 634901219
218
+ >>634901048
219
+ holy KEK
220
+ --- 634901240
221
+ >>634898103 (OP)
222
+ all videogames are for children, retard
223
+ --- 634901273
224
+ >>634901186
225
+ just let go already. lol.
226
+ stop taking it so super serious and grow a pair.
227
+ --- 634901286
228
+ >>634901048
229
+ >>634901219
230
+ extremely insecure samefag spotted
231
+ --- 634901604
232
+ >>634901286
233
+ this is saddening.
234
+ he didn't even check the IP counter.
235
+ --- 634901608
236
+ >>634898103 (OP)
237
+ >I coveted that wind, I suppose.
238
+ --- 634901615
239
+ >>634899642
240
+ >>634899724
241
+ >>634899919
242
+ >>634900036
243
+ >>634900187
244
+ >>634900359
245
+ >>634900448
246
+ >>634900576
247
+ >>634900619
248
+ >>634900831
249
+ >>634901048
250
+ >>634901273
251
+ the 4chin™ experience
252
+ --- 634901671
253
+ >>634900831
254
+ lmao weednigger
255
+ DUDE WEED NIGGER, ITS JUST A PLANT BRO
256
+ --- 634901937
257
+ >>634898103 (OP)
258
+ And yet, kino princess still has the superior narrative of them all.
259
+ Not to mention the best combat, best dungeons and best bosses.
260
+ Cuck wakers surely love their unfinished game.
261
+ --- 634902034
262
+ >>634901937
263
+ This game is terrible but Stallord is the best boss in the entire franchise so he almost entirely redeems it.
264
+ --- 634902149
265
+ >>634898207
266
+ Fire Emblem 4 is pretty dark for a nintendo property.
267
+ --- 634902315
268
+ >>634898170
269
+ This, and you can bet jewtubers are going to make 30 videos about how dark and deep the story is the game.
270
+ Is already happening with TotK.
271
+ --- 634902502
272
+ >>634899523
273
+ >>634900085
274
+ --- 634902535
275
+ >>634902315
276
+ >youtube
277
+ Found your problem, stop watching content at the end of the Human Centipede
278
+ --- 634902548
279
+ >>634900709
280
+ >>634900837
281
+ Leafy
282
+ --- 634902673
283
+ >>634900345
284
+ Wind Waker still can't go five seconds without reminding you it's a sequel to Ocarina of Time
285
+ --- 634903028
286
+ >>634902502
287
+ it's just true. just look at their media. it's all comedies. even things meant to be taken seriously have to have some shoe in gag in-between, because nothing can be seen a sincere, and no american wants to take anything seriously.
288
+ --- 634903601
289
+ wow, this threads a gaslight
290
+ --- 634904965
291
+ >>634898169
292
+ fpbp
293
+ --- 634907050
294
+ >>634902673
295
+ Yes, and it irritates me that people gloss over with. There is no one single unified timeline, but the games were absolutely always made to connect with one another and make that very clear.
296
+ --- 634907160
297
+ >>634901197
298
+ Like, you are very conveniently ignoring him genociding shit.
299
+ --- 634907691
300
+ >>634898453
301
+ based duke. he killed all the trannies and orcs and libtards in the 90s. that is why he was so based
302
+ --- 634907705
303
+ Why the fuck are used copies of WWHD 75-120 bucks. That’s ridiculous.
304
+ --- 634907981
305
+ It's insane though that wind walker looks so new before of its artstyle, it real show good artstyle is better than muh realism which will look like shit 10 year later
306
+ --- 634908680
307
+ >>634900749
308
+ dobson only exist to be mocked. his drawings suck and lack soul
309
+ --- 634908787
310
+ >>634901197
311
+ post your nose
312
+ --- 634908949
313
+ >>634898453
314
+ Based vidya enjoyer.
315
+ --- 634909273
316
+ >>634907705
317
+ because along with TPHD they haven't seen a rerelease, and scalpers love nintendo shit
318
+ --- 634909481
319
+ >>634898103 (OP)
320
+ >deep
321
+ >Ganondorf is literally just lying to you because he’s still an evil faggot
322
+ >the king’s message is to let go of the past and move forward even though that message is bullshit in the context of the game’s events
323
+ >>deep
324
+ --- 634910093
325
+ >>634909481
326
+ yeah about as deep as your dick can go inside a pussy
327
+ --- 634910554
328
+ >>634898207
329
+ Pic related is how I imagine that guy.
330
+ --- 634910694
331
+ >>634901273
332
+ idc about this gay internet argument but if you post doge you automatically lose and r probably reddit xd
333
+ --- 634910824
334
+ >>634902149
335
+ and then they never allowed anyone to do so again
336
+ --- 634910930
337
+ >>634901197
338
+ Dide forget that he nuked a fucking island?
339
+ --- 634911259
340
+ >I conveted that System32, I suppose.
341
+ --- 634911303
342
+ >WHAT IF GANON IS LE GOOD ALL THIS TIME?
343
+ Thats why Wind Waker is the Black Sheep of Zelda and the Game nearly Killed the Franchise they wanted to Turn Ganon into Bowser if Ganon was always Good what is the point of all the Games? History Revisionists always say that Wind Waker was a Masterpiece when in reality it was always the most Hated Zelda Game
344
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxMos9muPYQ [Embed]
345
+ --- 634911412
346
+ >>634911303
347
+ Compare that with the TP reveal
348
+ https://youtu.be/-BP1I9yz1bU?t=8 [Embed]
349
+ --- 634911432
350
+ >>634911053
351
+ --- 634911493
352
+ >>634898103 (OP)
353
+ This is true. Most criminals act out of envy and jealousy.
354
+ --- 634911675
355
+ >>634899713
356
+ >Mother fuckers are here to be told how to think
357
+
358
+ smart guy
359
+ --- 634911754
360
+ >>634898169
361
+ >>634898170
362
+ >>634898207
363
+ fpbp
364
+ yes, all of them count
365
+ --- 634911791
366
+ >>634902034
367
+ tp haters always have the most garbage taste
368
+ --- 634911846
369
+ >>634900749
370
+ >blobson
371
+ --- 634911878
372
+ >>634898103 (OP)
373
+ Wooow so deep anon..kek gtfo its a game for fags..
374
+ --- 634911959
375
+ >>634903028
376
+ Life is already miserable. Of course the most mainstream lowest common denominator shit is going to be more optimistic and easy to watch without thinking too much.
377
+ But to say there is no American media that is “serious” is so disingenuous.
378
+ --- 634911964
379
+ >>634898103 (OP)
380
+ You know. Come to think of it. Ganon abandoned his people. He is obsessed with taking over Hyrule? Why doesn't he make Gerudo Valley awesome? He's the king, right?
381
+ --- 634912101
382
+ >>634911964
383
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0y9SDiihBY [Embed]
384
+
385
+ I mean he is the king of a bunch of sexy powerful warrior women! Surely that's cooler than being a douchebag that always tries to take over hyrule.
386
+ --- 634912231
387
+ >I wanted to take over the kingdom because I wanted everything for myself
388
+ >nintendo fans: ZOMG SO DEEP
389
+ --- 634912284
390
+ >>634900254
391
+ Unironically awesome game!
392
+ But you need a guide for the prizes sadly, because that mechanic is pretty bad.
393
+ --- 634912393
394
+ >>634912231
395
+ it is though. that is why anti-social, criminals and sociopaths do things. It's cool that Ganon just straight-up admits it in Wind Waker.
396
+ --- 634912545
397
+ >>634898207
398
+ things don't have to be dark to be mature
399
+ covetousness isn't really dark, it's just a natural aspect of humanity
400
+ --- 634912587
401
+ >>634912393
402
+ >villain is deep because... he's evil!
403
+ The game is 20 years old. Nintendo doesn't need you to make excuses for them anymore.
404
+ --- 634912613
405
+ >>634912231
406
+ His speech is cool and you're a fag. You can make anyones goals sound shallow and stupid if you word it like that.
407
+ --- 634912814
408
+ >>634912613
409
+ his "speech" is just: I was born poor so I wanted to take over the world and be evil then he immediately tries to murder some children, his goals were shallow and stupid because he's a moustache twirling villain in a kiddie game
410
+ --- 634912895
411
+ >ganon is still just the cut and dry big bad
412
+ >"but what if he... le sympathetic!"
413
+ >"OH MAH GAWD LE DEEP YAAAASSSSS"
414
+ i hate windwaker fags.
415
+ --- 634912923
416
+ >>634903028
417
+ Because if its not ironic then its preachy. This is how YOU should think! If its not preachy or ironic then its probably too subtle and no one will care.
418
+ --- 634912939
419
+ >>634912814
420
+ Ganon wasn't born poor though. He was a king ffs. He was jelly of Hyrule and abandoned his own people. There is a reason that Nabooru fights him in OoT.
421
+ --- 634913208
422
+ >>634898103 (OP)
423
+ This is the game with the pigs that when you pick them up they fart
424
+ --- 634913310
425
+ >>634898103 (OP)
426
+ That is literally the only "deep" moment in the entire game.
427
+
428
+ >>634898207
429
+ kek, true
430
+ --- 634913319
431
+ >>634899642
432
+ Bringing that real imgurian vibe here.
433
+ >Hey guys can we do the "Rammus: OK" thing?"
434
+ --- 634913347
435
+ >>634901197
436
+ STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR GANONDORF
437
+
438
+ THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
439
+ --- 634913428
440
+ >>634912231
441
+ The Wind Waker Ganondorf grew up in the desert and watched his people die from the harsh weather and lack of resources. Coupled with the fact that he was raised by two demon-worshiping witches and the fact that his people lived right next to a prosperous land inspired him to conquer that land. His greed made him desire to eventually conquer the world once he had conquered that land, and during his accrual of power, he largely forgot about his subjects and became a demon himself.
442
+ --- 634913439
443
+ >>634900749
444
+ Yet his favourite Metroid is Other M for mysterious reasons.
445
+ --- 634913534
446
+ >>634913428
447
+ yeah, he wanted to take over the kingdom because he wanted everything for himself and you think that's LE DEEP WRITING kek
448
+ --- 634913676
449
+ >>634913534
450
+ least it's deeper than your mom
451
+ --- 634913710
452
+ >>634913534
453
+ it is deep writing. that is why angry people do angry things.
454
+ --- 634913717
455
+ >>634898207
456
+ tpbp
457
+ /thread
458
+ --- 634913761
459
+ >>634913710
460
+ >be random hoodrat
461
+ >steal a BMW because you want it
462
+ >brainlets on /v/: ZOMG SO DEEP
463
+ --- 634913775
464
+ >>634898103 (OP)
465
+ >>game is seen as a "kid's game" due to the art style
466
+ >>it's actually deeper than most "adult" games
467
+ --- 634913792
468
+ >>634913428
469
+ His corruptions began even before that. Remember, his plan involved approaching the king of Hyrule under the pretense of diplomacy and friendly relations and the king welcomed him with open arms. Ganondorf's plan actually involved taking advantage of the king's goodwill and generosity in order to stab him in the back. He didn't become a demon after he took over Hyrule. He was a monster long before that.
470
+ --- 634913827
471
+ >>634898332
472
+ *stands up and claps slowly*
473
+ Bravo
474
+ --- 634913942
475
+ >>634900749
476
+ Is this dude sperging over characters not looking like they are from that Super Mario show?
477
+ --- 634913974
478
+ >>634898207
479
+ MM is the only significantly dark game by subtext.
480
+ --- 634914017
481
+ >>634913761
482
+ --- 634914025
483
+ >>634913942
484
+ It's Dobson. His primary idea of how these video game characters should be like comes from the old American cartoons.
485
+ --- 634914039
486
+ >>634913761
487
+ yes. Ganondorf is a less lame version of this.
488
+ --- 634914048
489
+ >>634899358
490
+ DEEPER
491
+ --- 634914051
492
+ >>634898170
493
+ It's both of combination of thinking that media whose main demographic is kids cannot have serious themes and insecurity that they like it. So they have to go "it's not meant for kids bro, people die and there's like violence!"
494
+ --- 634914078
495
+ >>634898103 (OP)
496
+ >I coveted that wind, I suppose.
497
+ --- 634914098
498
+ >>634898103 (OP)
499
+ Wind Waker isn't deep. In fact, it's shallow. So shallow they cut half the game.
500
+ --- 634914146
501
+ >>634901197
502
+ >Even in OoT he literally doesn't do anything truly bad outside of leaving Castle Town desolate
503
+ really?
504
+ >cursed the great deku tree
505
+ >fucked over the gorons by flooding their cave with dodongos and sealing it
506
+ >gave jabu-jabu a parasite
507
+ >filled the six temples with monsters
508
+ >reawoke a goron eating dragon
509
+ >froze over the zora palace
510
+ >didnt help his people, the gerudo, at all.
511
+ >kidnapped a child
512
+ and thats off the top of my head, havent played it fully in over a decade.
513
+ the only reason kakariko didnt get destroyed is because he's smart and understands that a king needs people to rule over.
514
+ --- 634914261
515
+ only an insecure manchild would peddle this "dark" meme simply because he can't stand the thought of people thinking his favorite game is childish so he has to make shit up in order to claim said game isn't like the rest of the other kid games
516
+ --- 634914305
517
+ The one thing that people tend to look is that fundamentally, Ganondorf is always defined by greed. He didn't covet the wind for the sake of the Gerudo people, but for his own sake. He didn't want to rule over a dry desert wasteland, he wanted to rule over rich and fertile lands. Ganondorf is incapable of feeling sympathy for others. He's not capable of valuing anyone other than himself. He's a monster, irredeemable, utterly evil to his core. Give him a trillion chances to turn over a new leaf and he'd be an evil despot every single time.
518
+ --- 634914365
519
+ >>634914261
520
+ you seem like the kinda guy that needs a pie in his face
521
+
522
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czs-rHs2Aqo [Embed]
523
+ --- 634914383
524
+ >>634914261
525
+ This. I don't why anyone would be enthusiastic about something they enjoy, let alone defend it.
526
+ --- 634914527
527
+ >>634914017
528
+ >>634914039
529
+ >no counter argument
530
+ I accept your concession.
531
+ --- 634914646
532
+ >>634898103 (OP)
533
+ >"deep"
534
+ >WOAH, GANON SAID... WORDS!!! SOOOOO DEEEEEEEP!!!!!!
535
+ --- 634914652
536
+ >>634914261
537
+ i agree, but the E for everybody then is not the E for everybody of now.
538
+ OOT and MM would have to be rated PG13 if made today.
539
+ --- 634914763
540
+ >>634899642
541
+ where's the ifunny watermark?
542
+ --- 634914858
543
+ >>634899795
544
+ Based video game enjoyer
545
+ Ace Combat is the better series too
546
+
547
+ --- 634915087
548
+ >>634914858
549
+ You cannot post a picture like that without posting some link
550
+ --- 634915384
551
+ >>634898207
552
+ I'd rather have a mature, adult theme conveyed in a way kids can see but maybe not understand than another god damn fucking "mature" game that only has violence and swear words going for.
553
+ Zelda is pretty good at it. Just because it doesn't go deep or overboard with the dark themes doesn't make them less valid.
554
+ If you want better examples go watch Laika movies, specially Paranorman and Kubo. Samurai Jack was also beloved for that.
555
+ --- 634916050
556
+ >>634898207
557
+ Let me guess. You're American, right?
558
+ Opinion disgarded.
559
+ --- 634916141
560
+ >>634901197
561
+ I agree that in wind waker he's actually the good guy and the king's reason to fuck up his wish is petty and egotistical, he himself acknowledges this considering the fact he apologizes to his daughter about fucking up the world for his ego. But in Oot ganon is evil incarnate.
562
+ --- 634917812
563
+ WW Ganon is great just for the simple fact that he actually has some actual goddamn characterization.
564
+
565
+ I know some people think that old image of villain tiers is just a meme but it definitely has a point. In most games Ganon is just a force of nature, a monster that does evil for no other reason than because "he is evil". However when you're only doing evil because it's in your nature, you're basically just an aggressive animal. You're evil in the same way a tiger, a polar bear or a wasp is evil. However when you're evil in the way that's relatable and you have a reason for doing evil, that makes the villain feel human, and when the villain feels human they feel intelligent. A powerful threat that has a thought out plan with motivation to kill you is IMO a much scarier threat than a powerful but dumb threat that is just following its instincts.
566
+ --- 634918081
567
+ >>634902548
568
+
569
+ That explains nothing. Thanks anyway.
570
+ --- 634918116
571
+ >>634918081
572
+ One of the gayest youtubers used to use that as their picture
573
+ --- 634918452
574
+ >>634898103 (OP)
575
+ Well a tub is deeper than a puddle i guess. still lacks any real depth tho. also would you kindly define what makes a game "adult"
576
+ --- 634918603
577
+ >>634907160
578
+ >>634908787
579
+ >>634910930
580
+ >>634913347
581
+ >>634914146
582
+ >>634916141
583
+ ahem you gonna pretend this didn't happen (;
584
+ --- 634918745
585
+ >>634918603
586
+ Nigger at least read my post. I said I agree he's good in WW.
587
+ --- 634918856
588
+ >>634918745
589
+ oh sorry my bad I misread it
590
+ --- 634918859
591
+ >>634918452
592
+ I don't think anyone is saying WW Ganon is the best villain of all time, only that his characterization in WW is strangely mature compared to how he's usually portrayed in the series.
593
+ --- 634918868
594
+ >>634898169
595
+ Fpbp
596
+ --- 634919083
597
+ >>634916050
598
+ Let me guess. You're Ahmed, right?
599
+ Post hand and country.
600
+ --- 634919439
601
+ >>634898103 (OP)
602
+ People who judge from appearance aren't going to give a fuck about deeper themes.
603
+ --- 634920624
604
+ >>634899642
605
+ NOW it's /v/. Good work anon
606
+ --- 634920712
607
+ >>634898332
608
+ >Link... YOU were the Wind Waker all along...
609
+ Kino
610
+ --- 634920912
611
+ >>634898103 (OP)
612
+ Many such cases
613
+ --- 634920960
614
+ >>634907705
615
+ Nobody fucking bought it (just like the first time Wind Waker released) and Nintendo gave digital copies away constantly so nobody ever had a need to buy it. So now it's scalper bait.
616
+ --- 634921338
617
+ >>634913942
618
+ >>634914025
619
+ It's mostly just the changes that came around the N64 coupled with Dobby's Fabergégo
620
+ >Nintendo consoles aren't THE consoles anymore and he's a fat enough loser to have "picked a side" in a "console war"
621
+ >Nintendo of Japan says "you know what fuck it no more letting the US branch do whatever it wants with marketing let's unify everything"
622
+ >OoT Link exists and Dob for many UGH I DON'T LIKE THINGS THAT ARE DIFFERENT reasons doesn't like OoT as a game
623
+ >Samus gets recognizability out of a cheat code he saw in Nintendo Power and thus Dobson is hit with an "Am I out of touch? No it is the children who are wrong" moment.
624
+ Remember, we're talking about a guy who thinks (and probably did) peak in grade school and feels everyone is out to get him.
625
+ --- 634922405
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+ >>634898332
627
+ >teeny zelda's aryan poots into your pseudo semite nigger nostrils
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634899521
3
+ Play fighting games.
4
+ --- 634899764
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+ Based Waku Poster, but no, I'm no good at them.
6
+ --- 634899936
7
+ >>634899521 (OP)
8
+ >Sunsoft is making games again
9
+ It's happening by "it" I mean disappointment.
10
+ --- 634900195
11
+ Recommend me a game to learn then. Just one.
12
+ --- 634900353
13
+ >>634900195
14
+ What do you like anon? I'll recommend based on whatever you answer
15
+ --- 634900740
16
+ >>634900353
17
+ I've enjoyed almost everything I've played, even something as stupid as the arcade version of Street Fighter: The Movie. The only one I remember not enjoying much was Battle Fantasia, but that may be because I didn't understand the systems and it felt ridiculously limited.
18
+ --- 634900987
19
+ >>634900740
20
+ Well ok then, play Moldy Bread
21
+ https://play.meltyblood.club/
22
+ --- 634900994
23
+ cringe ass waku poster
24
+ --- 634901052
25
+ i dont like fighting games
26
+ --- 634901131
27
+ >>634900195
28
+ Xmen Next Dimension
29
+ --- 634901374
30
+ I hate strive so much, why the fuck peoe play it? Even with the broken servers the rooms are still full
31
+ --- 634901539
32
+ >>634900195
33
+ FighterZ.
34
+ --- 634901576
35
+ Play fighting games.
36
+ --- 634901807
37
+ >>634900195
38
+ dong dong never die
39
+ --- 634901835
40
+ >>634901374
41
+ >why do people like what I don't like
42
+ it is forever a mystery
43
+ --- 634901994
44
+ >>634900195
45
+ Hokuto no Ken
46
+ --- 634902110
47
+ >>634901576
48
+ Fiona gives me nightmares.
49
+ Also, the fighting game thread is pretty late today.
50
+ --- 634902757
51
+ I do.
52
+ --- 634903056
53
+ >>634899521 (OP)
54
+ Play with my dick op
55
+ --- 634903293
56
+ >>634900195
57
+ The actual non-meme answer is to pick up super turbo and learn boxer, any retard can do that and the playerbase is a bunch of knowledgeable boomers instead of insane trannies grifting some dead anime game.
58
+ --- 634903463
59
+ Sorry Jamal, I'm white.
60
+ --- 634904998
61
+ >Sorry Jamal, I'm white.
62
+ --- 634905201
63
+ >>634903463
64
+ I'm probably the biggest white nationalist you will ever meet without interacting with total spergs on telegram and I play fighting games religiously
65
+ --- 634905424
66
+ >>634903293
67
+ I don't agree with that, don't they still cry about cigarbob?
68
+ --- 634906893
69
+ >>634900195
70
+ mbaacc
71
+ --- 634907032
72
+ I saw a mod for this game that had BBW Furries attacking each other with their asses.
73
+ --- 634907348
74
+ >>634907032
75
+ >mod of mugen
76
+ --- 634907446
77
+ >>634907348
78
+ All fighting games are the same to me desu, idk what 2d fighter it was.
79
+ --- 634907478
80
+ is Omen of Sorrows good?
81
+ --- 634908582
82
+ >>634899521 (OP)
83
+ I do
84
+ WW7 is based
85
+ --- 634910260
86
+ >>634908582
87
+ Revue typeface spotted
88
+ --- 634910490
89
+ >>634899521 (OP)
90
+ Wakuwaku 7 what the fuuuck see you fags at fwa next month. I'll be there with my bf.
91
+ --- 634910579
92
+ >learning Jam in +R
93
+ >manage to get a parry out
94
+ >think for a split second "oh shit i got a parry"
95
+ >get punched right after
96
+
97
+ damn
98
+ --- 634910696
99
+ >>634900195
100
+ HftF
101
+ --- 634910778
102
+ >>634900195
103
+ 3rd Strike
104
+ --- 634910793
105
+ >>634899521 (OP)
106
+ Arina is a sex goddess
107
+ --- 634910897
108
+ >>634900195
109
+ Dead or Alive 6
110
+ --- 634910952
111
+ >>634902757
112
+ the zooming camera in AoF is such dogshit.
113
+ --- 634910963
114
+ >>634899521 (OP)
115
+ But those games are for sweaty tryhards
116
+ --- 634911482
117
+ >full speed ww7
118
+ This feels weird as fuck to me, as I've only played it on the Saturn at an eye watering 10fps
119
+ --- 634911718
120
+ >>634910963
121
+ Not really
122
+ --- 634911753
123
+ >>634899521 (OP)
124
+ >Fernandez
125
+ --- 634912384
126
+ >>634900195
127
+ Killer Winstinct
128
+ --- 634914170
129
+ >>634899521 (OP)
130
+ not until I've mastered my character. I keep getting declined because of my negative winrate. If anyone tells you to not grind your shit in training mode and just play online a lot, don't fall for it.
131
+ --- 634914230
132
+ >>634914170
133
+ >I keep getting declined because of my negative winrate.
134
+ what on earth are you playing
135
+ --- 634914412
136
+ >>634914230
137
+ I'm not telling. But apparently half the playerbase are too 1337 H4RDC0R3 to play someone without a 70%+ wr
138
+ --- 634914484
139
+ >>634914412
140
+ That doesn't make any sense
141
+ --- 634914559
142
+ >>634914484
143
+ where am I losing you?
144
+ --- 634915468
145
+ >>634914412
146
+ stop playing dead anime shit and play something with real matchmaking.
147
+ --- 634915525
148
+ >>634914559
149
+ If people want to farm ranked then they'll accept bad players since it's easy wins. If people are playing unranked then they'll accept bad players because they're playing casually. What game are you flipping playing
150
+ --- 634915673
151
+ >>634915468
152
+ >>634915525
153
+ i said "half"
154
+ --- 634916868
155
+ >>634915673
156
+ Half doesn't matter. if the game has people avoiding you because of fuckin win rate at all then it has to be some retarded discord tier game. What is it.
157
+ --- 634917512
158
+ >>634916868
159
+ That can't be right, if it's that unpopular people wouldn't be picky about opponents. I don't think this Anon's game exists. That or they're shunning him for a valid reason (wifi)
160
+ --- 634917764
161
+ >>634917512
162
+ I don't play on wifi
163
+ >>634916868
164
+ the players that avoid over winrate are probably avoiding a boring ez match.
165
+
166
+ grind your optimal combos and setups for 500 hours at least or stay relegated to the kiddie pool.
167
+ --- 634917881
168
+ >>634917764
169
+ now I'm really curious, what game are you playing
170
+ --- 634918162
171
+ >>634899521 (OP)
172
+ How the fuck do I play Rabbit
173
+ I booted it in training mode and I couldn't figure out any super moves or special moves.
174
+ I was playing the twink with the sealing papers if it matters
175
+ --- 634918287
176
+ >>634907446
177
+ It was some guys custom MUGEN set.
178
+ MUGEN allows you to import custom made fighting game characters. So he just made every character and background and UI element by himself.
179
+ --- 634918347
180
+ >>634907478
181
+ Never heard of it, is it related to that kickstarter one that released a one character demo?
182
+ --- 634918404
183
+ >>634900195
184
+ Rivals 2 in 2024
185
+ --- 634918640
186
+ >>634917881
187
+ it's irrelevant.
188
+ I should've spent all my time learning optimal combos, setups, pressure, and movement before ever setting foot online. my stats are tarnished and all but a few of the actually decent players refuse to match with you if your stats are low.
189
+ --- 634918654
190
+ >>634918404
191
+ >not Rushdown Revolt in May 2023
192
+ --- 634918835
193
+ >>634918640
194
+ why so defensive? there's no harm in telling the name of the game
195
+ --- 634918930
196
+ >>634918835
197
+ that is untrue.
198
+ --- 634919034
199
+ is capcom ever gonna put tech romancer in one of their compilations?
200
+ --- 634919243
201
+ LET'S BRING IT
202
+ POWER OF THE NOVA FORCE
203
+ --- 634919269
204
+ >>634910963
205
+ >sweaty tryhards
206
+ Anyone who says this got stomped online, couldnt handle taking a loss and quit the genre
207
+ --- 634919315
208
+ >>634900195
209
+ Karnov's Revenge
210
+ --- 634919545
211
+ >>634899521 (OP)
212
+ Waku Waku 7 is goated. Comedy fighting games should be a thing again
213
+ --- 634919668
214
+ >>634919315
215
+ That game's ass lol
216
+ --- 634919832
217
+ >>634919668
218
+ That's the joke. It's not like a noob would know any better. It's so obscure and stars a fat midget
219
+ --- 634920016
220
+ Just got an MPress and commissioned some graphic design for it. Excited for sf6 even though I'm perma Silver.
221
+ --- 634920080
222
+ >>634919832
223
+ Most games of that era were. World Heroes, Tournament Fighters, Power Instinct, Savage Reign. But there's a beauty behing shitty fighting games trying to copy SF2
224
+ --- 634920816
225
+ >>634918654
226
+ >Rr and not melee/roa1
227
+ Rr iirc has meter and other 2dF characteristics doesn't it?
228
+ --- 634921069
229
+ >>634899521 (OP)
230
+ anyone know which SFIII this is? 2nd or 1st?
231
+ --- 634921073
232
+ thinking of playing 3rd strike
233
+ --- 634921183
234
+ thinking of playing VF4 Evo
235
+ --- 634921315
236
+ >>634920816
237
+ Some characters have unique meter mechanics, but the only universal resources are spark (used to cancel moves and super jump. you get it every time you land a hit) and burst (used to extend or escape combos. one per stock).
238
+ --- 634921383
239
+ I just finished my first day of SFV online yesterday, and I think I'm gonna make it.
240
+ >Barely any SF experience to this, only spent a few hours trying shit out in training the day before and that's it
241
+ >Got up to silver rank
242
+ >On my way up I made a silver Guile rage quit
243
+ >Winning more than I'm losing
244
+
245
+ Feels good so far but I'm shooting for gold, can't wait to get bounced down to ultra bronze today since I ran into a couple other silver players on my climb up that beat my ass from pillar to post. Still, at least I know now that I'll be able to handle myself in SFVI somewhat.
246
+ --- 634921481
247
+ >>634918835
248
+ its called LARPing Faggot: Bad Faith Argument
249
+ --- 634921543
250
+ >>634921383
251
+ Who are you playing?
252
+ --- 634921575
253
+ Is the Hori Fighting Commander any good? I want a decent fight pad for when SF6 launches. I have a cheap stick but I want to see how one of these 6 button ones will feel. Any other fightpad recommendations?
254
+ --- 634921809
255
+ >>634921543
256
+ https://youtu.be/hGrSt5wyQVE?t=65 [Embed]
257
+ I have no idea who I'm going to use when SF6 comes out.
258
+ --- 634921994
259
+ >>634921575
260
+ retrobit USB saturn controller
261
+ --- 634922097
262
+ >>634921809
263
+ Be aware that the lower the rank the more advantageous playing an unpopular character is. Before long you'll be in a rank where people know his tricks. https://game.capcom.com/cfn/sfv/stats/usagerate/
264
+ --- 634922278
265
+ >>634921069
266
+ that's 3rd strike, the latest SFIII and the one regarded as a cult classic and a sleeper hit, also that's a TAS.
267
+ You should play it on Fightcade, it surprisingly is still alive and you can find plenty of newer players.
268
+ --- 634922308
269
+ >>634921575
270
+ >>634921994
271
+ are you supposed to play these with overhand grip?
272
+ i do that for Tekken on pad but, 6 button layout and having to press like, MP+MK seems like it'd be annoying.
273
+ --- 634922469
274
+ >>634922278
275
+ >also that's a TAS
276
+ more importantly it's a hack. you can't cancel moves like that and combo that freely.
277
+ --- 634922574
278
+ >>634922308
279
+ The buttons are close together you can press them both with your thumb, the ergonomics are great. It also has triggers for 3P/3K
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634899803
3
+ He did nothing wrong. Gaius was right and if the Garleans didn't have maniacs for Emperors they'd have also done nothing wrong.
4
+ --- 634899948
5
+ >>634899803 (OP)
6
+ feel like shit rn just wanna kill gods and do a mecha anime with my homie gaius
7
+ --- 634899980
8
+ Wow, how fascinating
9
+ --- 634900213
10
+ >>634899803 (OP)
11
+ Aren't his and Venat's philosophies the same? To labor under man's own strength rather than rely on a primal. IE Zodiark. I can't really remember though.
12
+ --- 634900404
13
+ >>634900213
14
+ Gaius basically believes all gods are false and that clinging to the belief of a higher being is nonsensical and a waste of human intellect and capacity; in the case of the marvels that the Garlean empire have with magitek through sheer human intuition and capability he's not wrong at all but of course they are the bads guys and get 1UP by magic which is hardly anywhere near a gift it's just magic being bullshit as always for plot convenience.
15
+ --- 634902023
16
+ FFXIV was better when it was just a goofy story about incompetent rebels fighting the mighty morphan magitek rangers. Each expansion after that has gone full melodrama and trying to imitate FFIV.
17
+ --- 634902650
18
+ >>634902023
19
+ Dragonguy or whatever it was called was kino, Snoreblood was where the melodrama really hit.
20
+ I am only partially biased by Elfgard and the snow levels being comfy.
21
+ --- 634902789
22
+ >lost all my pics of xiv related memes
23
+ post yours pls.
24
+ --- 634902853
25
+ >>634902789
26
+ --- 634902952
27
+ >>634899803 (OP)
28
+ Such devastation!
29
+ --- 634903145
30
+ >>634900213
31
+ Venat's philosophy was just that the new life created in the wake of the suppressed calamity supersedes the value of the life sacrificed to create it. Zodiark isn't inherently evil or even an entity with motives, he's just an incredibly powerful being that can be purposed for things like basically casting Shell on the entire planet. Her goal wasn't to destroy or even sunder him inherently, it was to stop the ancients from sacrificing the life that survived and grew after they had suspended the final days, to zodiark in order to bring back those who had died to make it possible. She just happened to do that by becoming a primal herself and sundering him and the planet. the whole point of her character is just to be a viable morally grey contrast to the ancients simply wanting to bring their people back to life after saving their own home.
32
+
33
+ Gaius was just simply a willfully obedient conquerer who huffed too much imperial propaganda, but genuinely believed that it was the responsibility of the conquerer to educate, elevate, and integrate the conquered, to bring them into the fold fully. He wasn't even the only imperial with this mindset. But its why he, and some others were fervently against things that would just simply kill populations like Meteor, and then later Ultima. That wasn't the point of the invasion to him or any of them.
34
+ --- 634903279
35
+ >>634902789
36
+ --- 634903358
37
+ >>634900404
38
+ Gaius is my favorite character and i gotta call bs on that bro, the magic the savages use to fight garlemald is well established as unstable and dangerous. They show good reason for needing to be controlled because of how powerful and brutal primals are, but in the end the power was too much
39
+ >such devastation
40
+ --- 634903398
41
+ >>634902650
42
+ Heavensward had plenty of melodrama. The main story was mostly Elf house and dragon melodrama. Not to mention all the stuff leading up to the expansion was a total copy of FFIV. 'Oh no, everyone died! This totally isn't a red herring and they won't all come back later...'
43
+ --- 634903513
44
+ >>634903358
45
+ >the magic the savages use to fight garlemald is well established as unstable and dangerous
46
+ >meanwhile imperial fart gas causes the 8th calamity
47
+ Granted gaius himself actively sabotages it but it’s not like magitek isn’t as dangerous
48
+ --- 634903915
49
+ >>634899803 (OP)
50
+ Did you miss the part where the second he turns his back, the places he was "ruling" become shitholes of rape and murder by imperial soldiers, and his rule ended up promoting racial tensions of the local people that tore the country apart after the imperials left? Gaius is a retard who idolizes fascist dictatorships as long as he's the one being the dictator.
51
+ --- 634903974
52
+ >>634903279
53
+ >this is your prey
54
+ >why does it still live
55
+ Unironically became a Zenosfag after that.
56
+ --- 634904264
57
+ >>634903398
58
+ FFXIV's writing was at its worst when they said "lol actually it was a sleeping potion that they gave nanamo"
59
+ they had an opportunity to actually do something interesting and maybe turn Ul'dah actively hostile to the player character. I'm sure with phasing they could have made it so only high level jobs were attacked by brass blades but Yoshida never wants to inconvenience the player for the sake of things like storytelling or interesting gameplay.
60
+ --- 634904407
61
+ >>634903513
62
+ True but fart gas wasnt established in ARR lets be real. They focus on one thing per expac to be super strong and for base game it was the primals and hydaelyn
63
+ --- 634904462
64
+ >>634903974
65
+ >I had assumed you were above something as banal as despair
66
+
67
+ Love how he just calls the expansion boring too.
68
+ --- 634907975
69
+ >He as right If
70
+ >If
71
+
72
+ then he wasn't right
73
+ --- 634908148
74
+ >>634899803 (OP)
75
+ XIV went shit after ARR. The whole ascians are more than a secret society, etc. but a race for fujo faggots.
76
+ --- 634908215
77
+ >>634904264
78
+ >I'm sure with phasing
79
+ >XIV engine
80
+ >phasing
81
+ --- 634908627
82
+ >>634899803 (OP)
83
+ Gaius "nero-shafting" Van Baelsar
84
+ Gaius "oops I killed everyone left alive in my base" Van Baelsar
85
+ Gaius "your gods are false and your misguidedly chosen leaders will lead you astray not like those ascians who would never betray me" Van Baelsar
86
+ --- 634908843
87
+ >>634903513
88
+ Ok but that's after like seven magic-based calamities
89
+ --- 634908878
90
+ >>634902789
91
+ --- 634908996
92
+ >>634899803 (OP)
93
+ >I am in the right to take your land because none of you can stop me
94
+ >proceeds to be stopped
95
+ --- 634909024
96
+ >>634908843
97
+ >Ok but that's after like seven magic-based calamities
98
+ Pretty much all of those were manipulated into fruition, as would have been the 8th
99
+ --- 634909113
100
+ I have no idea what he wanted
101
+ I just laughed at his bells on his horns
102
+ God I hate overcomplicated designs
103
+ --- 634909216
104
+ >>634902023
105
+ Story was always shit
106
+ And will stay shit
107
+ The only thing that changed is that they stopped hiring janitors to do VA and hobos to do sound mixing
108
+ --- 634909398
109
+ >>634909216
110
+ The problem is, a lot of people think the story is actually good. Some idiots are even calling it "the best writing in video game history." Funny because I used to hear the same thing about FF Tactics...
111
+ --- 634910438
112
+ >>634909398
113
+ >"the best writing in video game history."
114
+ This is the worst thing.
115
+ They spilling this lie over and over again.
116
+ >muh best story
117
+ >muh best cast
118
+ >muh best villains
119
+ >muh best soundtrack
120
+ >muh best mmorpg
121
+ >muh night life rp
122
+ >the game helped me out of my depression
123
+
124
+ wtf is wrong with millenials that had a shit high school life?
125
+ --- 634910674
126
+ Have you finished pumping?
127
+ --- 634910945
128
+ >>634910438
129
+ It's not Millenials but defensive fans. FFXIV threads devolve into people having to praise the game as the best thing ever. Just like FFVII and Tactics fanboys did 25 years earlier. It's the idea that you have to like everything about something or you're not a "true" fan.
130
+ --- 634911079
131
+ POV: you are a Garlean conscript in the Praetorium
132
+ --- 634911417
133
+ >>634910674
134
+ pumping what?
135
+ --- 634911469
136
+ >>/vg/
137
+ Fuck off.
138
+ --- 634911546
139
+ >>634899803 (OP)
140
+ >He did nothing wrong.
141
+ He let himself get on the wrong side of the magical equivalent of a nuclear bomb.
142
+ --- 634911802
143
+ >can't be arsed to do more than raidlog in XIV
144
+ >somehow still hitting up XI near daily for non-daily reasons
145
+ The fuck is it with Endwalker? I haven't even level capped every job when I normally get it done by the X.2 update because I'm just sick of roulettes and PotD V3
146
+ --- 634912820
147
+ >>634899803 (OP)
148
+ The problem was that he genuinely believed that his country held the same high standards he did. He would have been right had his country really believed in what he was preaching, but even in the territories he ruled, his own countrymen were not above fucking over each other and trampling over the conquered.
149
+ Even assuming Eorzea's conquest went without a hitch, Garlemald was already a mess by then, with a looming succession war, a whole fucking legion defecting to form a new country, and the biggest issue of all, that Garleans really weren't that above beasts and savages, since they just pretty much replaced the object of their worship from a god to Varis, and acted with the same idiotic fanatism when shit hit the fan.
150
+ --- 634913227
151
+ >>634912820
152
+ >Even assuming Eorzea's conquest went without a hitch, Garlemald was already a mess by then
153
+ retcon
154
+ --- 634913301
155
+ >>634913227
156
+ The first war of succession is brought up two patches later when Yugiri shows up.
157
+ --- 634913404
158
+ >>634913301
159
+ And the game went to shit right after 2.0.
160
+ 1.23 and 2.0 were the best time to play. Now it's just a saturday morning anime shitshow.
161
+
162
+ Heck, even Gargoyles from Disney is better.
163
+ --- 634913417
164
+ >>634913227
165
+ Even before ARR we knew that Garlemald has no real power over its legions, see how easy Nael van Darnus defected to go suck Bahamut's cock and somehow managed to take her whole legion with her, plus that fucking huge airship that crashed with Midgarsormr.
166
+ --- 634913703
167
+ >>634913301
168
+ >>634913417
169
+ And Gaius himself was already going rogue during ARR. He refused orders to give up Eorzea and return home and nobody could come force him because of the civil war.
170
+ --- 634913881
171
+ >play ARR
172
+ >deal major blow to the Garlean Empire
173
+ >story looks like it's leading up to you invading the Empire
174
+ >expansions just completely forget all about it and make you go to random other places
175
+ --- 634913943
176
+ >>634913404
177
+ To be fair, the base story in ARR is completely stock anime plot as well. But that's because JRPGs are literally anime in game form. And Final Fantasy games are a shounen story with a sienen coat of paint.
178
+ --- 634913962
179
+ >>634913881
180
+ >get declared a terrorist in 2.5X, run to Ishgard for support
181
+ >it gets handwaved away by a potato in a late 3.0 cutscene
182
+ --- 634914119
183
+ >>634913881
184
+ Ehh, the empire isn't going anywhere. No way they'd use all that time to fortify and rebuild.
185
+ --- 634914142
186
+ >>634913881
187
+ We did jack shit in ARR, we just beat Gaius' legion, Garlemald had still 12 more, some of which were better equipped.
188
+ --- 634914306
189
+ >>634913962
190
+ >declared a terrorist
191
+ >no one actually believes it anyway
192
+ >fuck off to Ishgard because they're the ones not being cunts at the moment
193
+ --- 634914931
194
+ >>634913962
195
+ The people who declared you a terrorist were the monetarists, and in Ul'dah it's very clear that anyone who isn't swimming in gil fucking hates them, and assuming you've done your quests until then, half of the Syndicate either is fond of you or owes you for some random act of heroism.
196
+ --- 634915145
197
+ >>634914142
198
+ We don't learn about that stuff until after 2.0. Before the expansions, they make it out that Gaius is one of the strongest generals. Even have him talking to his subordinates about challenging the Emperor. That, plus the scions not being completely stupid/dissolved yet and the limited setting, made it seem like the Empire was the target. But then the stuff leading up to Heavensward and Heavensward itself goes "whoa, hold on there. We need to drag this game out longer."
199
+ --- 634915208
200
+ >>634915145
201
+ >We don't learn about that stuff until after 2.0.
202
+ We already knew Gaius ran the 14th legion, implying there were still many prior that were active, given Nael ran the 7th in 1.2X.
203
+ --- 634915356
204
+ >>634900404
205
+ Little did he know his entire "progress" was thanks to one of these "Gods" (Zodiark and his Ascian friends).
206
+ --- 634915528
207
+ >>634915208
208
+ Yes, but we don't know any of the other legions are stronger than the one you fought. And also, let's be real. You play as the destined hero who has plot armor. It doesn't matter how many legions the Empire has. If you ran into the Empire right after 2.0, you'd end up succeeding. Either by fighting the legions one at a time or avoiding them entirely or the Crystal guiding you or some other plot device.
209
+ --- 634915594
210
+ >>634902789
211
+ --- 634915723
212
+ >>634902789
213
+ .
214
+ --- 634915740
215
+ >>634915594
216
+ I can't picture Zenos without his theme song.
217
+ https://youtu.be/GoZUjxstIZs [Embed]
218
+ --- 634915783
219
+ >>634903145
220
+ >Venat's philosophy was just that the new life created in the wake of the suppressed calamity supersedes the value of the life sacrificed to create it.
221
+ That shit was all dropped in Endwalker, it doesn't come up once and in ShB was only given as the reason Emet thought she did the Sundering.
222
+ --- 634915825
223
+ >>634915528
224
+ Given that there were already news of Garlemald having conquered pretty much everything on their side of the map, there's really no reason to believe the other legions were weak.
225
+ And even if they were, which they weren't, there were still 12 other legions, and taking Gaius out was a massive undertaking with many casualties from the Eorzean front, which pretty much took them half of Heavensward to recover from.
226
+ And that's not mentioning that Lahabrea took out most of the legion garrisoned in the Praetorium with Ultima.
227
+ --- 634915832
228
+ sex with Khloe Aliapoh
229
+ --- 634915835
230
+ >>634900404
231
+ >sheer human intuition and capability
232
+ --- 634915879
233
+ >>634902789
234
+ --- 634915961
235
+ >>634902789
236
+ --- 634916039
237
+ >>634902789
238
+ Also
239
+ --- 634916062
240
+ >>634902789
241
+ Still my favourite.
242
+ --- 634916249
243
+ >>634916062
244
+ This image would be more accurate if both tanks were dead on the ground but blaming the healer.
245
+ --- 634916334
246
+ >>634902789
247
+ All I miss from old AST was Time Dilation. Fuck the old card system
248
+ --- 634916567
249
+ >>634902789
250
+ --- 634916738
251
+ >lol what if tanks had a rear positional
252
+ --- 634917232
253
+ >>634899803 (OP)
254
+ Galeans lack discipline among the lower ranks and don't properly screen most of the guys who are raised to positions of authority. For every Gaius there are a dozen Valens. It's not a sustainable model unless your intended goal is actual genocide.
255
+ --- 634917663
256
+ >>634915528
257
+ You were just speed reading. It's obvious the other legions were stronger from the very beginning when the mooks who were gossiping in one of the opening cut scenes claimed Gaius was making his move against Eorzea without official support from the Emperor or the other legions. They had their balls cut off, but Gaius assumed the Ultima weapon would make up the difference.
258
+ --- 634917887
259
+ >>634916738
260
+ See this would be fine if the game was like XI and whether you are tank or DPS depends on what gear you bring and what skills you use.
261
+ --- 634918263
262
+ cuddling with Krile after a long lovemaking session
263
+ --- 634919420
264
+ I wanted to spend longer in Amaurot, track down stuff about who you used to be before venat acted on her brain problem and everything went to shit, maybe find the house you probably had.
265
+ --- 634920258
266
+ >>634919420
267
+ Azem was too busy traveling to have a house
268
+ --- 634921519
269
+ >>634913881
270
+ What did you want, an "epic" war told in XIV's level of cutscenes where you single handledly bring down Varis?
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634900692
3
+ this is the thread
4
+ --- 634900802
5
+ Which one?
6
+ --- 634900813
7
+ Copious amounts of cum on Yai forehead
8
+ --- 634900857
9
+ >>634900802
10
+ >Which one?
11
+ --- 634900875
12
+ Yuika is cute. That is all.
13
+ --- 634900918
14
+ >edition
15
+ This is how you get booted to /vg/ dumbass
16
+ --- 634900948
17
+ The Castillo referee is kinda cute bros...
18
+ --- 634901008
19
+ >>634900918
20
+ two more weeks
21
+ --- 634901039
22
+ The worst thing about Yai is that she only *almost* peed herself.
23
+ --- 634901101
24
+ Soon.
25
+ --- 634901208
26
+ >>634900802
27
+ Both, and Harp Noise too
28
+ --- 634901328
29
+ >>634901208
30
+ Omega-xis and Wolf
31
+ --- 634901457
32
+ post the sexiest reploid that least resembles a human. show me them toasters
33
+ --- 634901472
34
+ wasn't expecting kino
35
+ --- 634901682
36
+ >>634901457
37
+ Cringe.
38
+ --- 634901834
39
+ >>634901457
40
+ For me, it's Leviathan.
41
+ --- 634901997
42
+ I beat BN2 without even knowing gator was a thing. maybe thats a good reason to play it in the collection
43
+ >>634900853
44
+ thats a rare yai nice
45
+ --- 634902058
46
+ >>634901472
47
+ also these lil niggas
48
+ --- 634902073
49
+ Okay, hypothetically speaking, if I wanna get Guts as my first Style in BN3, do I only have to do 51 fights Buster focused before the Bubbleman part of the story, or does it keep adding up beyond the first 100 fights if you do 100 before getting to him?
50
+ Like does that first Style change consider ALL fights you had up to that point or just the first 100?
51
+ --- 634902137
52
+ I'm gonna do it.
53
+ --- 634902169
54
+ >>634902073
55
+ no fuckin clue m8 my last playthrough I never used a wood chip once I used all elec stuff and selected 4-5 chips each turn and somehow got woodshield
56
+ --- 634902296
57
+ >>634901682
58
+ rollfags and megamanfags are boring. i wanna talk to the guy who saw cyber peacock and went "yeah thats the ticket"
59
+ --- 634902402
60
+ I wonder if the Beast Gate stuff is still in the game, just inaccessible, or they gutted it outright.
61
+ --- 634902412
62
+ >>634902137
63
+ >this user was banned for violating rule 24
64
+ >no discussions regarding:Darkchip usage
65
+ >because of the short term of your ban, you may not appeal
66
+ Fucking official jannies...
67
+ --- 634902428
68
+ >>634902296
69
+ That just makes you a furfag.
70
+ --- 634902553
71
+ So far the chips that work best for me in 5 are Airhoc, Tornado and some terrain setting chip
72
+ --- 634902564
73
+ >>634902296
74
+ Understandable, but there aren't any reploids in the EXE series
75
+ --- 634902638
76
+ >>634901472
77
+ Honestly some of the viruses in 3 are more difficult than v3 boss fights
78
+ --- 634902649
79
+ >>634902564
80
+ eh, yeah you got me there, navis make more sense and theres probably more weird ones.
81
+ --- 634902693
82
+ >>634902553
83
+ airhockey is insanely OP. 4x combo of breaking damage. what were they even thinking when they made it
84
+ --- 634902835
85
+ >>634902693
86
+ Considering the fact that it debuted in BN4, I'm guessing they weren't thinking.
87
+ --- 634902936
88
+ >BN1-3 achievements:Beat a boss, do a side quest, collect these things, try out alternative styles
89
+ >4-6: Do stuff you're expected to in order to beat the game
90
+
91
+ Uhhh.
92
+ --- 634902938
93
+ >Aqua bug style offered
94
+ >Say no
95
+ >Shield bug style offered
96
+ >Say no
97
+ >need team style, use at least 1 navi chip every single fight. Only navi chips, nothing else.
98
+ >Aqua bug style offered
99
+ TEAM STYLE YOU FUCKING NIGGER
100
+ AAAAAAA I HATE STYLES
101
+ --- 634902972
102
+ Are the dark chips HP cut permanently in battle or even after battle?
103
+ --- 634902980
104
+ >>634902938
105
+ Bro... check your navicust...
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+ --- 634902985
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+ >>634902938
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+ Stop being bugged, retard.
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+ --- 634902989
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+ >>634900692 (OP)
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+ Piss.
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+ --- 634903007
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+ >>634902972
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+ Permanently gone, period. Darkchips have severe consequences.
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+ --- 634903024
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+ >>634902938
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+ >Bug
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+ gee I wonder why you are getting that
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+ --- 634903027
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+ >>634902972
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+ Just bee yourself :D
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+ --- 634903034
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+ >>634902972
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+ It's permanent and locks you out of 100% completion if you use it even once.
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+ --- 634903084
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+ >>634902938
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+ >Shield bug style
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+ --- 634903108
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+ >>634903034
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+ Untrue. You can use it exactly once without consequence because the game forces you to. :^)
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+ --- 634903126
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+ >>634903084
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+ >Get hit once in 100 battles.
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+ >Shield style guaranteed.
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+ --- 634903206
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+ >>634902980
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+ >>634902985
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+ >>634903024
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+ Kept getting bug style because I was using a super armor EX code.
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+ Megaman didn't even say "I feel a little odd" it just counts as a bug anyway because fuck the player.
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+ --- 634903245
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+ >>634902972
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+ Keh heh heh! That means in a short while... Your consciousness will be swallowed by the DarkSoul.
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+ And once that happens, you can never escape! You'll be trapped in darkness for the rest of time. Think you've got the power to overcome the DarkSoul? Well, I doubt it! Keh heh heh! Have a good life!
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+ --- 634903335
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+ >>634903206
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+ Some specific modtools EX codes induce bugs and superarmor is one of them.
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+ --- 634903348
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+ >>634903206
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+ >doesn't know that all of them are buggy
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+ >using EX codes at all
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+ --- 634903375
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+ >>634903245
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+ You sound like a bratty vampire that needs Pile Driver correction.
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+ --- 634903446
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+ >>634903335
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+ Why would you not use airshoes?
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+ --- 634903486
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+ >>634903348
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+ Not all of them are buggy. Super armor ex code has absolutely no perceivable bugs. Shit like the higher HP value ones do though.
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+ >>634903335
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+ Your picture disagrees with you, dipshit.
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+ --- 634903493
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+ >>634903245
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+ Pfft, what's a little HP loss going to do to me- D-Duo-sama??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOMEBODY HELP, I CAN'T USE MY DARKCHIPS ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEE
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+ --- 634903518
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+ >>634903486
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+ Oh no. I'm fucking moron.
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+ --- 634903536
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+ You guys were right about the Freezeman part, I have all the shortcuts and it's still making me want to drop the game. I don't even remember where this guy's brother was, and I'm sure he will just send me back here after
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+ --- 634903623
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+ >>634903518
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+ As your punishment you have to post Mayl. Vindicate me!!!
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+ --- 634903651
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+ >>634903446
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+ Because superarmor is better.
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+ You don't need to walk when you can use E-slash uninterrupted.
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+ --- 634903657
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+ >>634901834
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+ >>634901834
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+ Why is Leviathan?
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+ --- 634903938
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+ >>634903623
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+ Fiiiine
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+ --- 634904315
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+ >>634903651
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+ Damn, you are right
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+ --- 634904441
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+ passionate hand holding prostate sex with lan hikkari
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+ --- 634904453
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+ >>634903651
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+ This. Fuck walking, just slash and everything goes away.
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+ --- 634904624
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+ BN6 Folder
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+ Code T/*
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+ Wood Dragon
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+ Airspin 2
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+ Airspin 3
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+ Tornado
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+ Area grab
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+ Color pt
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+ Dbl point
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+ Atk + 10/30
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+ Terrain seed
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+
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+ Ironically enough Tenguman doesn't sync well with this folder since Tornado will destroy the Airspin if it has more than 20 atk
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+ --- 634904706
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+ >>634904441
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+ Mayl please
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+ --- 634904720
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+ Could someone tell me what games have the library compare option? MMBN1 doesn't have it right? So I'm forced to grind these shitty low-drop chips to get a full collection?
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+
213
+ Really getting tired of trying to get this LeafShield chip. Got Dropdown pretty fast thankfully, but this thing is a pain.
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+ --- 634904762
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+ Is that guy from the other asking about folders in BN5 here?
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+ --- 634904769
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+ whoa THE Q is in this tournament??
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+ --- 634904839
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+ >>634904720
220
+ From BN3 onwards
221
+ --- 634904853
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+ >>634904769
223
+ That's a WWW operator you dingus, don't believe his lies.
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+ --- 634904926
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+ what if internet was a thing in real life?
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+ --- 634904951
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+ why the fuck do i keep getting aquashield style in bn2? i just want wood type how do i influence the style element?
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+ --- 634905003
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+ long sleeve shirt, vest, shorts. why?
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+ --- 634905084
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+ >>634904769
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+ How was cowboy man Q if cowboy man and Q were both in the same room?
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+ --- 634905157
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+ >>634905084
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+ Cowboy man said "Hey help me with production and I get you your own show" and then gave them a bag of money.
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+ --- 634905160
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+ >>634904951
238
+ >why the fuck do i keep getting aquashield style in bn2?
239
+ What do you mean "keep getting"? If it's the same save that's it, it's determined when you start the game
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+ --- 634905195
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+ >>634904951
242
+ Bro your wood chips???????????
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+ --- 634905219
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+ >>634905160
245
+ No, it's not. The first ELEMENT is fixed. The style type is not.
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+ --- 634905229
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+ I know for a fact that there's some oldfag I used to hang out with ages ago that's still posting here
248
+ He was probably the biggest battle network fan I've ever known and introduced me to the whole series and anime
249
+ --- 634905302
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+ >>634904839
251
+ Thank you anon.
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+
253
+ I don't suppose anyone has a LeafSHD to trade to me on PC? I can even trade it back afterwards. Maybe help you out with something you are missing too. Getting tired of doing the chiptrader to try to get it.
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+ --- 634905308
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+ >>634905160
256
+ i managed to count out where i would get the next style (going on Shadowman) and the game keeps giving me aquashield style no matter how many times i soft reset. i had no idea the elements were fixed, i thought they were randomized from how all the guides explain them to work lol
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+ --- 634905343
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+ >>634903651
259
+ Super Armor also removes the ranking penalty for getting hit too. Shit's cash.
260
+ --- 634905364
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+ >>634905195
262
+ woodgospel tho
263
+ --- 634905478
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+ BTW should I play these on my anberdick handheld or should I just grab the switch version and emulate it? I started Rockman.exe OSS a while ago, does the remaster have the same changes except for the starforce stuff?
265
+ --- 634905747
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+ >>634905478
267
+ No, OSS is still the best version of 1. Same for 5DS, although you do get e-reader stuff in the collection instead
268
+ --- 634905793
269
+ >>634905219
270
+ Yes, and anon is asking about the element
271
+ >>634905308
272
+ The element is determined by how many frames have passed on the title screen before you create your save or some bullshit like that
273
+ --- 634905840
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+ >Starting BN3
275
+ >Beat Dex in the park after Flashman
276
+ >Fights you the next morning with fucking GutsmanV2 already
277
+ I mean, he's still piss easy to avoid, but 700 fucking health when I got garbage starter folder chips is a slog.
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+ --- 634905919
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+ Honestly, the lag during pvp is making these games shit
280
+ --- 634905938
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+ where can i farm for swords in 4?
282
+ --- 634905942
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+ >>634904951
284
+ Check the previous thread. The answer is there
285
+ --- 634905981
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+ >>634905919
287
+ Absolutely done with connecting with nips everytime i select worldwide too
288
+ --- 634906103
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+ Yeah fuck this, these games suck. Input lag during PvP really soured me on these games. Going back to a different game, was fun while it lasted
290
+ --- 634906152
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+ >>634905840
292
+ Bro, your rockcubes?
293
+ --- 634906179
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+ >>634905919
295
+ >>634905981
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+ >>634906103
297
+ >you WILL select Worldwide
298
+ >you WILL connect with only Japanese players
299
+ >you WILL suffer through input lag
300
+ --- 634906189
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+ >>634906103
302
+ Just play single player or with /v/ frens?
303
+ --- 634906204
304
+ Did the game always save at the trader or is this a new thing
305
+ --- 634906224
306
+ >bn4
307
+ >go to netopia again
308
+ >get kidnapped
309
+ 10/10 writing
310
+ --- 634906239
311
+ >>634905308
312
+ First element is fixed based on the seed for your starting file. All the ones after are randomized (I assume rerolling the seed once you get the style).
313
+ As for getting Shield, you must have either used Buster Max too much (generally that will result in you not taking damage and only using 2-3 buster shots so less than the 5 points of not taking damage) without sending chips (gotta send 2 to surpass the 5 no hit points as well), or you just have used too many defensive chips. Guard* and recovery chips add huge amounts of points to Shield each fight.
314
+ --- 634906245
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+ >>634906204
316
+ In BN1 it didn't, but after BN2 it did. You can save state abuse it if you're an emulator player though.
317
+ --- 634906265
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+ >>634906189
319
+ I just sat through 3 queues because this game is broken. Fuck this shit I'm playing something else.
320
+ --- 634906310
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+ Have you guys found any nice places where to do trades and organize battles? Like a discord server or something?
322
+ --- 634906326
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+ >>634906152
324
+ Honestly forgot I picked up that early Rockcube *. But that still is only 200 damage. Still another 500 to get through with the shitty chips.
325
+ --- 634906391
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+ I love these little guys.
327
+ --- 634906395
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+ >>634906310
329
+ Just post here if you want a trade or battle.
330
+ --- 634906498
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+ >>634906326
332
+ bro your life sword pa
333
+ --- 634906547
334
+ about to finish lap 1 of blue moon, made it to the end of meteor 4 before i remembered i need to grab the rest of the hp mems and pmds for this run. time for one last sweep of the net
335
+ --- 634906575
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+ >>634906391
337
+ For me it's the rat
338
+ --- 634906664
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+ >>634906498
340
+ You can get the longsword by that point already? Must have missed it somehow.
341
+ --- 634906819
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+ >>634906575
343
+ rub a dub dub
344
+ --- 634906995
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+ >>634905793
346
+ is there any way to calculate predictions on what you'll get? i got elec first and now aqua. just want that wood element bros
347
+ --- 634907090
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+ >>634905942
349
+ >lol just go read old threads bro
350
+ what no i don't spend 14 hours a day on on this shithole board nigger, that's why i asked here in the current thread
351
+ --- 634907131
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+ >>634906995
353
+ >my first style was WoodCust
354
+ >Kept it all through BN2
355
+ Felt pretty good.
356
+ --- 634907151
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+ >>634906391
358
+ I like the cute dream bugs
359
+ --- 634907336
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+ >>634906239
361
+ shield style is fine and i figured that's what i did to get the style. so i just gotta keep grinding to get the right element for my styles if i want wood by the sound of things
362
+ >mfw even with buster max the battle network grind does not stop
363
+ --- 634907476
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+ Worst part of styles is the need to grind for the style you want.
365
+ --- 634907640
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+ >>634907476
367
+ here's hoping for a mod that adds a quick select menu
368
+ --- 634907642
369
+ are souls always obtained in the last round of the tournament
370
+ --- 634907669
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+ >>634907642
372
+ No.
373
+ --- 634908051
374
+ >dropdown's codes spell out ABORT
375
+ >even the game itself is telling you not to 100% EXE1
376
+ --- 634908110
377
+ >>634907945
378
+ By the time Megaman 9 came out the series is already dead
379
+
380
+ >Somehow BlastMan.EXE is a thing
381
+ --- 634908142
382
+ I'm getting filtered by footbomb
383
+ --- 634908181
384
+ just beat raoul's thunderman. why are black guys always thunder-powered?
385
+ --- 634908214
386
+ >>634906391
387
+ --- 634908268
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+ >>634908214
389
+ STOP
390
+ --- 634908283
391
+ >>634908214
392
+ What the fuck did you just do
393
+ --- 634908483
394
+ Am i crazy or did they remove the ability to minimize the custom screen without actually starting your turn?
395
+ --- 634908535
396
+ >>634908214
397
+ Would
398
+ --- 634908538
399
+ >>634908483
400
+ Everything that was the select button previously is now L2/R2.
401
+ --- 634908803
402
+ >>634903651
403
+ >>634904315
404
+ >>634904453
405
+ >>634905343
406
+ An easy code to remember, too.
407
+ Keep Trying Even If Ur Eating 2 Danishes
408
+ --- 634908926
409
+ >>634904769
410
+ >Q is proven to have links to WWW
411
+ >Q wants to "Make Electopia Great Again"
412
+ >MEGA
413
+ >Megaman
414
+ >Megaman is always conveniently there whenever the WWW attacks
415
+ Coincidence? I think not?
416
+ --- 634909016
417
+ >>634906995
418
+ Yes. Count the frame you start the game at.
419
+ --- 634909057
420
+ >>634908803
421
+ Nice mnemonic device
422
+ --- 634909545
423
+ >>634908214
424
+ --- 634909653
425
+ >>634906819
426
+ Geddon this and some wood+ chips were kino. I used to try to get the max number of snakes as well.
427
+ --- 634909746
428
+ >>634909057
429
+ I'm going to Alice! Or I would if they had another Boktai crossover...
430
+ --- 634909823
431
+ >>634909545
432
+ --- 634909837
433
+ >PlantmanV1-V4
434
+ >Plasma3
435
+ >+20 Navi
436
+ >+30 Wood
437
+ >+30 Elec
438
+ >Areagrab/Panelgrab
439
+ >Fullcust
440
+ >Folderbak
441
+ >+ a copy of Northwind
442
+ Literally invincible.
443
+ --- 634910084
444
+ >>634907945
445
+ >tfw no spashwoman.exe gf who lives in my PET to talk to after a hard day and let her tell me i'm doing a good job by just trying
446
+ why do i even get out of bed in the morning bros
447
+ --- 634910160
448
+ >>634907945
449
+ Maybe in BN7, right?
450
+ R-right?
451
+ --- 634910171
452
+ >>634909545
453
+ >shadman
454
+ --- 634910276
455
+ >>634910160
456
+ BN7, if it ever comes, would 100% have tons of waifus
457
+ --- 634910281
458
+ >>634910160
459
+ BN7 will never happen.
460
+ Move on and embrace Starforce.
461
+ --- 634910294
462
+ >>634910084
463
+ Excuse me that's my wife you're talking about. Now have sex with someone else and eat your calcium.
464
+ --- 634910348
465
+ >>634910160
466
+ The villains will be Navi versions of the Four Guardians from MMZ1.
467
+ --- 634910628
468
+ >>634910281
469
+ >Move on and embrace something that is also dead, but because it sucked rather than because it played itself out
470
+ --- 634910876
471
+ Chip codes are cringe af
472
+ >nooo you can't use these chips together because you just can't!
473
+ --- 634911385
474
+ >>634910294
475
+ nice try you falseflagger but the real Mesa would never give up his claim to Ms. Mari
476
+ --- 634911526
477
+ >>634911385
478
+ I bet you think he's Commander Beef also.
479
+ --- 634911541
480
+ >>634910876
481
+ here's your (you) now go back to your mario movie threads toddler
482
+ --- 634911751
483
+ >>634911526
484
+ why are you projecting your schizoid delusions onto me when Commander Beef and Mesa don't even look alike?
485
+ --- 634912226
486
+ >>634908181
487
+ Raul isn't a black nigger he's a feather nigger
488
+ --- 634912358
489
+ Beat the post game of bn3! I didnt think i had the fortitude to grind it out but going in increments of 10 chips and taking breaks in between got me there. Dont ever let anyone tell you that swordlocking is not the answer to all your problems
490
+ --- 634912395
491
+ that was a fun little romp after bn 1. i was really hoping for metal soul for the first run but hopefully i can get him next lap. dark soul and duo put up a pretty good fight but i just barely managed to close out their fights.
492
+
493
+ time to jump back to vol 1 and play through 2 now.
494
+ --- 634912435
495
+ >Playing BN1
496
+ >Get to the shopping scenario
497
+ >Lan: Hey what's going on with these traffic lights
498
+ >Multiple cars start fucking plowing into each other at full speed and exploding, leaving nothing behind, not even a fucking scorch mark or finger bone
499
+ >Fucking run around as fast as you can trying to turn off the traffic lights manually because there are no cops or emergency people on hand to do it and apparently no kind of emergency override just in case something like this happens
500
+ >Meanwhile the terrorist enacting all this is just standing in broad daylight trying to sell people "antivirus software", a further testament to the lack of cops
501
+ >The girl you like is trapped on a bus that is set to explode while all this is happening compounding the stress
502
+ >Fucking barely survive and stop the full scale terrorist attack that is happening and stop the bus in time through the power of sheer luck
503
+ >Girl steps off the bus
504
+ >"tee hee thanks Lan, let's go get Yai's present at last"
505
+ >Everybody in the streets just immediately goes back about their business like this wasn't like ten 9/11s
506
+ >This is Lan's expression the entire time
507
+ --- 634912457
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+ >>634912226
509
+ he's the whitest terroni
510
+ --- 634912620
511
+ >>634912435
512
+ BN1 is a real game lmao
513
+ --- 634912685
514
+ >>634912435
515
+ all MM timelines are dystopian shitholes
516
+ >>634912395
517
+ what's so good about metal?
518
+ is he in the the 1/2 or 1/3 group?
519
+ --- 634912710
520
+ >>634912395
521
+ Pretty good folder for run 1.
522
+ If you do Game 2 of BN4 make sure to buy Untraps and check all green mystery data in your way since those can give fairly good chips and it's the best way to gather zenny.
523
+ --- 634913121
524
+ >>634912395
525
+ You anons are showing me ive been playing this series wrong the whole time. Having folders with clean single codes is something ive never done. Can you do that with any letter? t. jsut started BN3
526
+ --- 634913287
527
+ >>634912685
528
+ metal soul lets you charge typeless and break chips for double damage.
529
+
530
+ >>634912710
531
+ yeah i did a good bit of gmd farming the first run. i've still got a few untraps and unlockers carried over so i should be set until i can restock.
532
+
533
+ >>634913121
534
+ some letters are a lot easier to build around than others. try to find a few chips you like and see what else you can grab in the same code. if you want to plan out a folder, i'd suggest checking a wiki to see what codes are available and go from there.
535
+ --- 634913316
536
+ Anyone got a good boss killing folder for MMBN1? These 50% on S rank are killing me, I just have a bunch of invis2 a and fast gauge into 5 skullman3 but I feel like there should be a better option.
537
+ Protoman is a pain since you can't buster him and he's easy to dodge so the invis feels wasted but I don't have any huge damage options.
538
+ --- 634913443
539
+ >>634912435
540
+ society
541
+ --- 634913460
542
+ >>634913121
543
+ https://youtu.be/BQys0pDZxdU [Embed]
544
+
545
+ Here's e- code
546
+
547
+ Personally I love B code because I love Sword chips and most of them are there because Protoman. P code is probably the strongest, most broken code in MMBN3 though.
548
+ --- 634913529
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+ >>634913316
550
+ Hard to go wrong with Big Straight (B) or Guts Shoot (G).
551
+ --- 634913567
552
+ >>634912435
553
+ you forgot the part where Colorman raped Mayl's navi's cunny and both Mayl and Lan are completely unfazed by this
554
+ --- 634913657
555
+ >>634913460
556
+ >>634913287
557
+ >VarSword Killer Eyes and NoBeams
558
+ sick alright thanks
559
+ --- 634913948
560
+ >>634913529
561
+ Do you just max out the number of MetGuard G and Dash G or run other stuff?
562
+ --- 634914164
563
+ >>634913121
564
+ >Can you do that with any letter? t. jsut started BN3
565
+ Understand that some codes are straight up whale tier codes that require infinite amounts of luck from the chip traders, usually the 10 shot ones too (looking at you disco inferno j code). The easiest unicodes to build thatll get you through 3 are the D and G codes. That said you can dual code just about folder and itll work well enough.
566
+ --- 634914368
567
+ >>634913948
568
+ You can do that, but then you run the risk of bricking since Guards and Dashes are pretty useless on their own. I'd throw in some other damaging chips like Rat 2 and maybe some Fighter Swords as backup. There's no Fastgauge in G code, but you could probably afford to throw in one or two and hope you pull them early to get more chances at your big damage combo.
569
+ --- 634914445
570
+ >>634913316
571
+ Where are you in the story? If you're at the waterworks scenario just go to the deepest part of the net and grab rattons and swords.
572
+ --- 634914475
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+ >>634913567
574
+ I mean, she's just a navi. If a real person got raped it would be horrible, but Mayl can just delete Roll's memory of the day.
575
+ --- 634914937
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+ How the fuck do you get 30 Metguard A's?
577
+ --- 634915001
578
+ >>634914937
579
+ you know exactly how
580
+
581
+ the question is do you have the will to see it through
582
+ --- 634915019
583
+ >>634915001
584
+ No.
585
+ --- 634915061
586
+ >>634914937
587
+ Cheats
588
+ --- 634915086
589
+ >>634914937
590
+ >>634915001
591
+ is this the reason for the thing in 2
592
+ --- 634915152
593
+ >>634915019
594
+ WEAK
595
+ --- 634915180
596
+ >BN5 DS let you use cheat code to unlock Souls from other version
597
+
598
+ Why can't you do that in Legacy? I thought it has all the games built in
599
+ --- 634915236
600
+ >>634914937
601
+ They can spawn as random mystery data in the internet 1 area or if you win against Mettaurs with a shit battle ranking (5-7) that also appear in the internet 1 area.
602
+
603
+ But the best way is to use Artmoney to cheat.
604
+ --- 634915239
605
+ >>634915086
606
+ No, there's some faggot kid in 1 that wants 30 for a "custom made chip"
607
+ --- 634915246
608
+ >>634915180
609
+ Because the collection was made exclusively for dumb consooomers
610
+ --- 634915250
611
+ >>634915180
612
+ please understand had to preserve the orijinaru expiriensu
613
+ --- 634915301
614
+ >>634915019
615
+ you are a coward and you will never acquire the momma's milk
616
+ --- 634915308
617
+ >>634915180
618
+ To be fair, the trade off is that BN5 DS sounds like shit and is generally unpleasant to play..
619
+ --- 634915347
620
+ >>634915239
621
+ I mean is doing this sucking balls the reason 2 just dumps 30 free guards on you
622
+ >>634915308
623
+ >sounds like shit and is generally unpleasant to play
624
+ it is BN5 after all
625
+ --- 634915413
626
+ >>634915308
627
+ Just GBA slot in a different game to change the music
628
+ --- 634915572
629
+ >>634915308
630
+ The voice acting was the worst part.
631
+ Thank god rom hack exists
632
+ --- 634915628
633
+ Good Codes: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,P,S
634
+ Shit Codes: The Rest
635
+
636
+ Applies to every game. The latter half of the alphabet gets seriously shafted.
637
+ --- 634915667
638
+ >>634915628
639
+ >t. drilarmlet
640
+ --- 634915672
641
+ >>634915628
642
+ Y code is good in 3
643
+ --- 634915771
644
+ >>634915628
645
+ Where my S fags at
646
+ --- 634915842
647
+ >finally able to savescum the chip trader in 2-6
648
+ this collection is based
649
+ --- 634915917
650
+ >>634915628
651
+ T is good in 6
652
+ --- 634915959
653
+ >>634915672
654
+ I heard someone say F was the best code in 3
655
+ --- 634916001
656
+ >>634915959
657
+ It's P. Plantman is way too strong
658
+ --- 634916054
659
+ >>634915959
660
+ P code is the best because the opponent doesn't get to play
661
+
662
+ >Oops Plantman
663
+ >Oops KillerEye
664
+ --- 634916157
665
+ >>634915959
666
+ F is really good really early thanks to flashman and stays relatively strong throughout the game
667
+ --- 634916408
668
+ >>634915959
669
+ F is great in White if you went GroundStyle first
670
+ >Get Flashman
671
+ >Set Ice
672
+ >Everything dies or whatever survives is at low HP now
673
+ --- 634916431
674
+ >>634910628
675
+ >because it sucked rather than because it played itself out
676
+ BN died for both of those reasons though
677
+ --- 634916495
678
+ >There is no code in SF gamesso you put whatever the fuck you want and
679
+ >Somehow this is a bad thing
680
+
681
+ ??
682
+ --- 634916707
683
+ >>634916495
684
+ >No codes
685
+ >But can only select 2 or 3 cards at most
686
+ This is a problem yeah, and it only got fixed in 3
687
+ --- 634916734
688
+ >>634915842
689
+ Wait, what? Does it not save even though it warns?
690
+ --- 634916850
691
+ >>634916734
692
+ No, you definitely can't savescum the chip traders. Not without backing up and restoring your save manually outside the game, anyways, which you can do on PC lel
693
+ --- 634916923
694
+ >>634916734
695
+ it still autosaves, but cloud saving doesn't care about that
696
+ --- 634916979
697
+ >>634916707
698
+ But you get free chip almost every time you counter
699
+ --- 634917014
700
+ >>634916408
701
+ You could also just be an Aqua style
702
+ --- 634917627
703
+ >be MMBN2
704
+ >280 battles per style change
705
+ bros... i don't think i'm gonna make it.......
706
+ --- 634917656
707
+ I'm playing the first game and I can't believe I managed to beat this shit as a retarded kid
708
+ --- 634917781
709
+ Oh my god.
710
+ BN2 is so bad.
711
+ >I'm not gonna touch your wireless jack in device at all, because...
712
+ >I'm gonna crash this plane, with no survivor!! While I'm on it, because...
713
+ --- 634917912
714
+ >>634917781
715
+ Snakes on a plane
716
+ --- 634917963
717
+ >>634917781
718
+ >touching another netop's jack in device
719
+ you have no honor as an operator you sullen whore
720
+ --- 634918195
721
+ >>634917781
722
+ >he doesn't want to crash a plane with NO SURVIVORS not even yourself
723
+ --- 634918258
724
+ >>634917627
725
+ Even the 100 battles to level up/change feels annoying in bn3
726
+ --- 634918267
727
+ >>634917627
728
+ Just use GameShark for instant style change oh wait you're a cuck, aren't you?
729
+ --- 634918408
730
+ Jesus christ, I forgot that 90% of 4 was legitimately filler even within its own plot, and half of that is still filler even just with regards to the tournaments
731
+ --- 634919000
732
+ >>634915628
733
+ I'm a Qnigga myself, after my favorite netbattler Qanon
734
+ --- 634919005
735
+ >>634916495
736
+ I'm not a fan of it.
737
+ SF is less restricting, but it also requires less planning and strategy.
738
+ That's my issue with a lot of SF stuff. The combat system that made BN so fresh in the first place feels a little dumbed down.
739
+ In BN, the chips come with the tradeoff of code. If you just pack all of the best chips into your folder, you end up with alphabet soup and can only draw 1 chip most turns. And maybe that's all you need. The game lets you make that choice.
740
+ In SF, there's no downside to just bringing the best chips all the time.
741
+ In BN, you get a 3x3 grid to move around on and you can use chips to increase (or even decrease) the size. Distance from your opponent is important for chips like bombs and swords. Being close also makes you fire your buster faster, but it's hard to dodge.
742
+ In SF, you only get 3 panels to move on. You can just lock on with swords and bombs. The buster always rapid fires and you can use a shield with 1 button at any time for free.
743
+ In BN, the navicust is a puzzle with rules. And you can break the rules if you're willing to pay the price for it and get a bug. You can even give yourself bugs on purpose and there's tactical value in that.
744
+ In SF, the abilitywave is one-dimensional. Each ability has a numerical value, and you can't go over your maximum number. Simple as.
745
+
746
+ I don't think the SF games are bad, to be clear. I just don't think they're quite as good as the BN games.
747
+ --- 634919048
748
+ Don't you sometimes wonder who exactly capcom is trying to market megaman to?
749
+ --- 634919129
750
+ >>634919048
751
+ I don't wonder at all. I know it's me.
752
+ --- 634919372
753
+ >>634919129
754
+ Really?
755
+ --- 634919484
756
+ >>634919372
757
+ Yes.
758
+ --- 634919530
759
+ >>634919484
760
+ Can confirm.
761
+ --- 634919550
762
+ >>634919048
763
+ Distinguished gentlemen?
764
+ --- 634919828
765
+ How come BN3 was the most popular? Like when I was a kid, I played BN3. I didn't even know others existed. Its just BN3 = Megaman Battle network for me
766
+ --- 634919960
767
+ >>634919828
768
+ It was loaded with content
769
+ --- 634920046
770
+ is it just me or do enemies drop chips more regularly when beaten at rank 6 than 8/9/S? in bn2 at least
771
+ --- 634920102
772
+ >>634919828
773
+ BN3 has the most extensive postgame. Or well, had. BN6 was competetive with all the extra Undernet areas and the Django scenario but the US release got cucked out of that.
774
+ --- 634920351
775
+ It's that time again! Time to help Match commit arson in his latest social engineering attack!
776
+ --- 634920463
777
+ >>634920351
778
+ Mr. Match did nothing wrong. He just wants to see things burn
779
+ --- 634920552
780
+ >>634920463
781
+ We call that a pyromaniac, son.
782
+ --- 634920910
783
+ I'm tired of pretending that Team Colonel was a better team.
784
+ --- 634920921
785
+ >>634917781
786
+ >>I'm not gonna touch your wireless jack in device at all, because...
787
+ Maybe once it connects it no longer needs to be plugged in because Megaman is already kicking your ass. It'd make sense. Lan actually needs to tell Megaman to jack out instead of just pulling the cord.
788
+ >>I'm gonna crash this plane, with no survivor!! While I'm on it, because...
789
+ That's how MEN do it. Crashing a plane you're not even on is faggot jew shit.
790
+ --- 634921028
791
+ >>634920910
792
+ Team Protoman had the easier liberation missions but Protoman and Meddy are kinda shit, or maybe kid me was too dumb to use them properly.
793
+ --- 634921030
794
+ >>634919048
795
+ That's a question that doesn't have a legal answer.
796
+ --- 634921093
797
+ >>634921028
798
+ Toadman was pretty damn strong.
799
+ --- 634921127
800
+ >>634921028
801
+ everyone seems to shit on protoman in 5 but he's supposedly one of the good souls in blue moon, what gives?
802
+ --- 634921223
803
+ >>634921127
804
+ Navis can have good souls but be awkward to use in liberation missions. Pic related is probably the epitome of good Soul but shit Navi
805
+ --- 634921364
806
+ It's almost funny how many navis BN5 reused from BN2. Was it because both games happened to have villain organizations that weren't run by Dr. Wily?
807
+ --- 634921478
808
+ >>634921223
809
+ I didn't like the soul much either due to the shit charge shot outside darkdril
810
+ I didn't like the souls much at all in 5 kernel now that I think about it, guts and wind were way more fun
811
+ --- 634921605
812
+ >>634921478
813
+ >I didn't like the soul much either due to the shit charge shot outside darkdril
814
+ I liked the invulnerability when using chips in the front row and double damage hockey pucks and drills. BN5 had so many good codes for break chips.
815
+ --- 634921807
816
+ >>634921605
817
+ I kind of avoided airhocs in 5
818
+ not even consciously, they just never came in codes I was using and I didn't bother going after them
819
+ --- 634921957
820
+ >>634921807
821
+ Airhocs came in S which was by far the most broken code in BN5 but I think that code had more chips compatible with Team Colonel souls than Team Protoman so that might be why you avoided them.
822
+ --- 634922639
823
+ >>634921957
824
+ >Airhocs came in S
825
+ but drilarm1s didn't
826
+ >but I think that code had more chips compatible with Team Colonel souls than Team Protoman
827
+ but I played team kernel
828
+ --- 634922678
829
+ >>634922639
830
+ >but drilarm1s didn't
831
+ Drillarms 2 did, but then Drillarms 3 didn't but Drillarms 2 were good enough.
832
+ --- 634922728
833
+ >>634922678
834
+ drilarm2s were quite late unless you savescummed the gacha
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634901223
3
+ The latest update ruined everything
4
+ --- 634901253
5
+ no one cares, boomer, go play dota 1 on garena and shut up
6
+ --- 634901509
7
+ >>634901253
8
+ I'm not a slav
9
+ --- 634901537
10
+ >>634901223 (OP)
11
+ >has better girls than lol save for soraka
12
+ >almost no porn
13
+ >the smut we have always uses the same and most boring heroes, such as cm, lina, wr, marci, luna
14
+ --- 634902220
15
+ >>634901223 (OP)
16
+ No one gives a fuck about this trash game.
17
+ --- 634902313
18
+ >>634901537
19
+ WW best girl
20
+ --- 634903605
21
+ Does it still take 20 minutes to find and start a game, does the actual game still take 50+ minutes, and do turd worlders still ragequit and is there still no surrender function?
22
+ If any of these are still true I won't play. LoL has on average games that take 20 minutes. What part of quick and short games do dotards not understand?
23
+ --- 634903676
24
+ >>634901223 (OP)
25
+ its good
26
+ --- 634903681
27
+ >>634903605
28
+ You can play turbo games, matches are 20-30 min long at most. Very entertaining
29
+ --- 634903916
30
+ >>634903676
31
+ Wrong
32
+ --- 634903945
33
+ >>634903916
34
+ You are probably archon or below
35
+ --- 634903973
36
+ >>634901223 (OP)
37
+ The update is great.
38
+ --- 634904002
39
+ >>634903945
40
+ So you're a legend then, lmao
41
+ --- 634904063
42
+ >>634903973
43
+ Why
44
+ --- 634904130
45
+ *gets destroyed in this patch*
46
+ --- 634904146
47
+ I like it
48
+ --- 634904147
49
+ >>634903681
50
+ I don't want a dilluted version of the main game. Either everyone plays the same thing or not. Holy shit are there different versions of the same game now splitting up the playerbase?
51
+ --- 634904207
52
+ >>634901537
53
+ >has better girls than lol save for soraka
54
+ What the fuck are you smoking
55
+ --- 634904303
56
+ >>634904207
57
+ Dark Willow mogs all of league
58
+ --- 634904308
59
+ >>634904147
60
+ turbo is just easy mode, which has been a thing for like 18 years, anon
61
+ --- 634904460
62
+ >>634904308
63
+ Actually let him stick to lol. That loser attitude doesn't fit in outside turbo
64
+ --- 634904639
65
+ >30% increase in peak players in one day
66
+ even if that drops back again, the game needed this. you have guardian players utilising mechanics that were pro player strats at TI5, the player powercreep needed to be quelled and adding new mechanics is the most interesting way to do that.
67
+ --- 634904674
68
+ >>634901223 (OP)
69
+ No, it doesn’t. Just learn to adapt your gameplay.
70
+ --- 634904747
71
+ >>634901223 (OP)
72
+ One of the best updates in dota's history. Ice Frog finally did something new with the game, instead of just moving a couple of creep spawns and observer towers around and adding CM 1 armour.
73
+ All boomers should neck themselves and delete the game (the order doesn't matter)
74
+ --- 634904879
75
+ >>634904639
76
+ this is the most deranged thing I have ever read and I know several people who experience actual psychosis
77
+ --- 634905112
78
+ >>634901223 (OP)
79
+ >The latest update ruined everything
80
+ its not all bad though
81
+ our boy (pic related) is currently uploading a 17 hour patch analysis video
82
+ --- 634905164
83
+ >>634901537
84
+ >almost no porn
85
+ --- 634905186
86
+ >>634905112
87
+ Isn't he a bit of a faggot?
88
+ --- 634905303
89
+ >>634905186
90
+ Purge?
91
+ nah he's based
92
+ the only cunt in the entire community who actually knows what he's talking about
93
+ pity he only makes Ability Draft and Patch Analysis videos now
94
+ i wish he'd go back and remake his old guide videos but his Valve paypig masters probably prevent him in his contract with them or something retarded
95
+ --- 634905396
96
+ >the only cunt in the entire community who actually knows what he's talking about
97
+ >sub 4k
98
+ lol
99
+ lmao
100
+ --- 634905457
101
+ >>634905396
102
+ Since when is purge sub 4k? Hasn't he been divine/immortal since ranks came out?
103
+ --- 634905505
104
+ >>634905303
105
+ sup purge
106
+ --- 634905610
107
+ >>634905303
108
+ I just realized Enigma looks like dr Manhattan
109
+ --- 634905648
110
+ >>634905396
111
+ 4k MMR nowadays was like 8k MMR a couple years ago
112
+ remember until the patch yesterday literally half of the playerbase was Guardian II or lower
113
+ --- 634905691
114
+ >>634905396
115
+ >no reply autist also plays dota
116
+ sup /eog/?
117
+ --- 634905762
118
+ >>634905648
119
+ Purge is dogshit at the game and only reached 5k+ by playing in NA.
120
+ t. Dotard with 8k mmr a couple years ago
121
+ --- 634905838
122
+ >>634901537
123
+ >what is fuTA porn
124
+ --- 634905848
125
+ CHAIN LIGHTNING BROS WHERE WE AT
126
+ --- 634905881
127
+ >>634905164
128
+ Sauce? SauceNAO isn't giving me anything
129
+ --- 634905918
130
+ >>634904460
131
+ >loser attitude by not being willing to have 60 minutes of your life wasted in turd world hell
132
+ --- 634905978
133
+ >>634905881
134
+ The artist of that is carrying all of DotA's porn artscene for years now. You should be familiar with him already from coloring alone.
135
+ --- 634906070
136
+ >>634905112
137
+ Purge is a spineless autistic asshole. Pic is the only DotA player I actually watch despite him being a swede.
138
+ --- 634906087
139
+ >>634906070
140
+ more like admiral bullfrog
141
+ --- 634906128
142
+ >>634906070
143
+ I agree but I stopped watching him after he stopped playing solo queue.
144
+ --- 634906139
145
+ >>634906087
146
+ >>634906128
147
+ Being banned from Reddit will do that to you.
148
+ --- 634906184
149
+ >>634901537
150
+ consider the following
151
+ --- 634906307
152
+ Patch is overwhelming but based. Get filtered and get out of my game.
153
+ --- 634906545
154
+ >>634906307
155
+ Well, people did ask for IceFrog to come back. So he came back with the most batshit insane thing he's usually known for.
156
+ --- 634906947
157
+ >>634905848
158
+ You do know that this is a massive fucking nerf right? He basically just doesn't scale anymore.
159
+ --- 634907073
160
+ >>634904147
161
+ >Either everyone plays the same thing or not. Holy shit are there different versions of the same game now splitting up the playerbase?
162
+ said the mongoloid when rankeds and normals have been a thing since forever
163
+ --- 634907203
164
+ I haven't played since 7.00
165
+ What the fuck is going on.
166
+ --- 634907226
167
+ >Universal
168
+ Frog went senile
169
+ --- 634907464
170
+ >>634907203
171
+ Map is now 40% bigger
172
+ Neutral items are not so random anymore
173
+ Besides STR, AGI and INT heroes we now have "universal" heroes that benefit from anything
174
+ There are a lot of changes but you should check them out
175
+ --- 634907590
176
+ So whats the most controversial change?
177
+ --- 634907616
178
+ >>634907590
179
+ BKB nerf
180
+ --- 634907740
181
+ >>634906070
182
+ complete trash
183
+ --- 634907749
184
+ >>634907590
185
+ The stupid map obviously
186
+ --- 634907780
187
+ 7.00 was 7 years ago thoughever
188
+ --- 634907831
189
+ >>634905881
190
+ It's sorapoi, I think he posts on here sometimes too, dude is a GOAT artists
191
+ --- 634908042
192
+ >>634901223 (OP)
193
+ Sooo... time to go back?
194
+ --- 634908054
195
+ >>634907740
196
+ No nonsensical replies ITT please.
197
+ --- 634908117
198
+ >>634908042
199
+ Yup. If you've also been following the lore, the two ancients are dying because in the cinematic a draw has finally been made during the War of the Ancients. DotA is nearing its end, story-wise.
200
+ --- 634908179
201
+ >>634907590
202
+ Pointless map changes and more league bleed over:
203
+ Nyx lost his mana burn
204
+ BKB doesn't give magic immunity anymore
205
+ All disables made shorter
206
+ Dusa's mana bar is always visible to enemies without having to click on her
207
+ --- 634908247
208
+ I think they actually did fix the MMR also, becuase I've been hardstuck at 1k mmr for al ong time because it's always had that stupid forced 50/50 shit, and I haven't lost a game since and I'm pretty sure I'm crusader/archon right now
209
+ --- 634908351
210
+ >>634908042
211
+ Nah the game may have changed but the players are still the same. Still the same shitter peruANOs or the shitter gopniks aka european mexicans
212
+ --- 634908496
213
+ >>634908247
214
+ Yes, there has been a change to the matchmaking algorithm. They're using an updated version of Glicko instead of ELO now. I believe CSGO and TF2 also use this.
215
+ --- 634908589
216
+ >>634908179
217
+ this needs context before people start shrieking this over and over.
218
+
219
+ >Pointless map changes
220
+ The game is different now, and its a huge change, give it a few weeks for people to adapt.
221
+
222
+ >Nyx lost his mana burn
223
+ And gained a finisher, also dagon now gives spell vamp. He is even more spikey now.
224
+ >BKB doesn't give magic immunity anymore
225
+ It gives status immunity and 50% magic resist and completely negates pure damage. Its a nerf for sure but it was the only MUST get item in the game before that.
226
+ >All disables made shorter
227
+ By like...0.5 seconds
228
+ >Dusa's mana bar is always visible to enemies without having to click on her
229
+ Dusa now doesn't have a health bar. Her mana bar IS her hp. Its bonkers.
230
+ --- 634908742
231
+ >>634908589
232
+ >Dusa now doesn't have a health bar. Her mana bar IS her hp. Its bonkers.
233
+ >Axe in you are path
234
+ --- 634908782
235
+ >>634906070
236
+ are you twelve?
237
+ --- 634908817
238
+ I remember playing on a friend's account a few years ago and I was appalled at how clowny everything's become after 7.00.
239
+ Every ability felt over the top with those skill upgrades instead of just being strong by itself in 6.X.
240
+ At that point I even though LeL was less ridiculous, and I imagine it's even worse now.
241
+ --- 634908865
242
+ Remove BKB
243
+ --- 634908886
244
+ >riki/pl/naga 60% winrate
245
+ This patch is going to be fucking cancer
246
+ --- 634908939
247
+ Just gave dota 2 a try after quitting in 2014. Or was it 2015. Can't remember. Anyway THERE'S STILL NO FUCKING WAY TO SURRENDER. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? 10 YEARS LATER NO FUCKING WAY TO NOT SURRENDER
248
+ --- 634909018
249
+ >>634908742
250
+ Yeah legit thats a problem. I haven't labbed it to be sure but I think he is just a straight counter to her.
251
+
252
+ >>634908939
253
+ Here is a way for YOU to surrender.
254
+ --- 634909139
255
+ >>634908782
256
+ No.
257
+ --- 634909171
258
+ >>634908939
259
+ so noobs gonna spam it on after FB in ranked?
260
+ sure.
261
+ --- 634909183
262
+ >>634901537
263
+ >>634902313
264
+ >>634904303
265
+ >>634905164
266
+ >>634906184
267
+ Marci is better
268
+ https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7295697
269
+ --- 634909213
270
+ Since imgur is shutting down I searched my bookmarks for imgur albums and this dota album was one of them:
271
+ https://imgur.com/a/VK1YD
272
+ --- 634909307
273
+ >>634903605
274
+ it takes 10 seconds to find a match and surrender is for subhuman babies, just abandon and go to low priority so the rest of us humans don't have to deal with you
275
+ --- 634909338
276
+ >>634909213
277
+ QRD on imgur shutting down?
278
+ --- 634909509
279
+ >>634909338
280
+ NSFW content officially banned.
281
+ the puritans got to them
282
+ --- 634909591
283
+ >>634909338
284
+ Sorry, I just woke up and what I meant to say was relating to their terms of service change
285
+ > We will be focused on removing old, unused, and inactive content that is not tied to a user account from our platform
286
+ --- 634909624
287
+ >>634904147
288
+ >I don't want a dilluted version of the main game.
289
+
290
+ I used to feel exactly the same way and stayed away from Turbo because of that, but eventually now it's the only way I play.
291
+ --- 634910474
292
+ >>634905396
293
+ >MMR measures understanding of the game
294
+ You were lied to
295
+ --- 634910678
296
+ >>634908179
297
+ >Nyx lost his mana burn
298
+ --- 634911007
299
+ >>634903605
300
+ >20 minutes to find a game
301
+ but enough about league of fakenumbers deadgame
302
+ seriously, around master+ the queues take fucking years in league, what gives? I can get queues in 1-2 mins at 9k mmr in dota 2
303
+ --- 634911151
304
+ The universal hero stat category is fucking retarded. They took a bunch of heroes that were reliant on their stats to be tanky and took all their stats away so that they don't have too much right click damage early. Lone Druid, Clock, etc are cucked as fuck.
305
+ --- 634911250
306
+ >>634904879
307
+ dota players are mentally ill
308
+ and thats a good thing
309
+ --- 634911324
310
+ >>634904147
311
+ >I don't want a dilluted version of the main game. Either everyone plays the same thing or not.
312
+ -APEMSO
313
+ --- 634911427
314
+ >>634905762
315
+ >tfw peaked at 5350, got on one loss streak uninstalled and played hots with my friends ever since
316
+ im going to finally reinstall. hows my boy nyx doing nowadays?
317
+ --- 634911513
318
+ >>634909183
319
+ I don't know what spurred me into checking out the comments but holy fuck those people are extremely autistic
320
+ --- 634911926
321
+ even before this patch Dota2 felt like a game with the steepest learning curve in vidya and this adds more shit
322
+ --- 634912029
323
+ >>634911427
324
+ Reconsider
325
+ --- 634912036
326
+ >>634911926
327
+ The idea is to make the game so complex that learning to play is impossible and everyone is equally bad
328
+ --- 634912063
329
+ >>634906947
330
+ Static field is now part of arc lightning
331
+ --- 634912225
332
+ https://steamcharts.com/app/570
333
+ --- 634912276
334
+ >>634911427
335
+ He seems pretty strong thought the loss of manaburn means you can't drain enemy heroes dry early on
336
+ --- 634912397
337
+ >>634901223 (OP)
338
+ nah this update is really good icefrog does it again its going to filter people like 7.00
339
+ --- 634912670
340
+ >>634909183
341
+ Futuretist is fucking great, but holy shit he needs to do cumshots or full-animations.
342
+ --- 634913406
343
+ >>634909591
344
+ Damn, that was almost great news. Absolutely the worst site I've seen on the modern internet.
345
+ --- 634913723
346
+ >new map is bigger
347
+ >less wards to buy
348
+ >wards on longer respawn time
349
+ >new map ward things are fukken useless
350
+ >meta is just nukers 5v5ing
351
+ >no reason to farm
352
+ >no realistic way to defend objectives
353
+ >every game is a 40-10 stomp now
354
+ fuck this shit man
355
+ --- 634913791
356
+ >>634901537
357
+ Seethe and cope
358
+ Dumb coomer
359
+ --- 634913956
360
+ >>634901223 (OP)
361
+ --- 634913992
362
+ Am I supposed to roam as a 5 from the first minute now? Or do I still babysit?
363
+ --- 634914120
364
+ >>634905112
365
+ >Our boy
366
+ Fuck off with this eceleb faggot
367
+ You too a faggot for watching streamers and shit
368
+ Faggot
369
+ --- 634914526
370
+ >>634908817
371
+ didnt read why would i care what some fag that hasnt touched the game in +5 years thinks? upgrade your amiga already pajeet and download the latest patch
372
+ --- 634914537
373
+ >>634913992
374
+ I don't even know.
375
+ --- 634914592
376
+ >>634913992
377
+ looking like babysit hard until your bro gets lv6 then go on adventures using the teleport gates
378
+ --- 634914707
379
+ Is PL not kind of ridiculous now? I feel like Slark is hogging the limelight, lots of diffu users have been overbuffed
380
+ --- 634914817
381
+ this seems like a good time to jump. haven't played Dota since Allstars, enjoy having my sub 80 IQ ass on your team
382
+ --- 634915010
383
+ >>634914817
384
+ Icefrog's mission in life in to balance the game such that everyone who plays effectively has 80 iq. You'll be in good company.
385
+ --- 634915107
386
+ >>634903681
387
+ No they fucking aren't. Most turbo matches go fon for 40 minutes
388
+ --- 634915147
389
+ >>634901537
390
+ I made a reddit account back in the day to follow the dota 2 porn subreddit
391
+ --- 634915254
392
+ I kind of wish they didn't put the teleporter in so that Rosh would have to run down the river all the way to the opposite side every time the time of day changed
393
+ --- 634915336
394
+ >>634913723
395
+ >less wards to buy & longer respawn time
396
+ I got the opposite feeling, shit feels like it's restocking more often
397
+ And boy did you hit the nail on the head with the stomp thing, I have a hard time adapting to this patch but I played like 3 games so far
398
+ --- 634915650
399
+ >>634904147
400
+ >I don't want a dilluted version of the main game
401
+ Yet you play League? Doesn't check out, anon...
402
+ --- 634915945
403
+ is primal beast fun/good, I haven't payed attention to dota in years but he looks like you get to play as tigrex from mh
404
+ --- 634916024
405
+ >>634915945
406
+ yes
407
+ --- 634916123
408
+ >>634915945
409
+ he's fun
410
+ I just locked him in I'll let you know if I think he's good (if I win or not)
411
+ --- 634916172
412
+ Only played 1 game, Natures Prophet has been totally destroyed. Batrider looks to have got a lot of buffs on paper, but I think the build might be different now.
413
+ --- 634916296
414
+ >>634916172
415
+ >Natures Prophet has been totally destroyed
416
+ Good, fuck furion
417
+ --- 634917023
418
+ >>634916172
419
+ What did NP do to deserve this? He isn't a hero anymore
420
+ --- 634917272
421
+ >>634906070
422
+ Mason is the ONLY good Dota streamer.
423
+ --- 634917313
424
+ >>634917272
425
+ blessed masao poster
426
+ --- 634917486
427
+ >>634917272
428
+ >Ephey?
429
+ >PTOOH!
430
+ --- 634917513
431
+ >>634901223 (OP)
432
+ >The latest update ruined everything
433
+ Let me guess, Tinker spammer?
434
+ --- 634917525
435
+ nyx is so good right now but what do you do? rush veil? rush dagon?
436
+ --- 634917638
437
+ >>634906070
438
+ NIggerlover basedboy, no more jokes, everything fun will get immediately banned, nothing but disgust and cringe watching this limp, recently unfollowed this newly brainwashed empty shell of a human like 90% of twitch.
439
+ --- 634917815
440
+ >>634917638
441
+ He's a swede. You have to take that into account.
442
+ --- 634917823
443
+ >>634917638
444
+ Ignoring the list off buzzwords here, the biggest thing I noticed is that he doesn't really laugh anymore. Going back and watching old VODs makes the contrast to stark. He doesn't seem to be having fun anymore.
445
+ --- 634917839
446
+ >>634901537
447
+ >almost no porn
448
+ sorapoi on the boorus
449
+ --- 634917921
450
+ >>634914707
451
+ yeah PL goes invisible when using one of his abilities, so cunt is very slippery
452
+ his winrate went up 11% in one day
453
+ --- 634918048
454
+ >>634915336
455
+ they literally reduced the ward stock to 8 instead of 10, and increased restock time from 70sec to 80sec, means its harder/impossible to deward
456
+ 40% larger map means that the few observers you get cover less of the map, the jungle being reshuffled around means you cant place wards in the 1 or 2 good spots that show the entire jungle.
457
+
458
+ game is so fucking hard as a support now, ive taken to just playing treant and rushing aghs at this point because any other support you basically cant get vision up now
459
+ --- 634918569
460
+ >>634905648
461
+ So my old 6k are now equal to 2k? I stopped playing around 2018.
462
+ --- 634918580
463
+ >>634918048
464
+ BH is amazing on this map might be the most underrated hero right now
465
+ --- 634918670
466
+ >>634917815
467
+ >>634917823
468
+ Everyone is depressed these days including me. Best you can get is a fake positive guy like Cohh which reeks of formality for anyone keen enough to notice. Trash times, consisting out of angry zealots and cowardly snitches, too bad when this change in 30 years i will be no longer young enough to care.
469
+ --- 634918695
470
+ >>634901537
471
+ Commision some then.
472
+ --- 634918882
473
+ >>634903605
474
+ what dead ass retard region are u in that it takes 20min to find a game?
475
+ are u playing in like south africa or something? japan has shit queues too I hear
476
+ --- 634919127
477
+ The fact that a kill gives over 600 gold at minute 5 has utterly destroyed the game. All games are one sided stomps now with whoever manages to get more kills in lane. Very difficult to come back on the larger map with the piss poor xp and gold that creeps give now.
478
+ Tusk, Tiny, Clockwerk should be great but due to the larger map, ganking is tougher too. The update is very disconnected and it seems like they have two or three teams come up with “big ideas” then another tried to glue it all together.
479
+ Also wtf is up with Sand Kings aghs scepter? Its broken as fuck
480
+ --- 634919139
481
+ only vatnigger subhumans still play it so who cares. Dota will die with vatniggeristan getting genocided by based ukranian nazis
482
+ --- 634919982
483
+ >>634917839
484
+ best fairy
485
+ --- 634920054
486
+ >>634919139
487
+ How do you feel what ukranians are just mongoloid mud blooded version of Russians? Untermenshen nazis (led by jews known to consider ukranians as lowest cattle) doesn't worth shit if doesn't have implicit value on its own.
488
+ --- 634920071
489
+ >>634901223 (OP)
490
+ Haven't played a game on the new patch yet.
491
+ What awaits me?
492
+ --- 634920121
493
+ >>634920054
494
+ mentally ill
495
+ --- 634920465
496
+ >>634920071
497
+ good times, it's a great update.
498
+ --- 634920516
499
+ >>634919127
500
+ Some games have been stomps since the release of the game back in 2012. It's nothing new.
501
+ --- 634920629
502
+ >>634920054
503
+ ESL detected, did you get your Lada yet or is pops still shivering away in the trench? Don’t worry, at least he isn’t beating your mom anymore, I heard her new boyfriend only beats the kids.
504
+ --- 634920717
505
+ I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO
506
+
507
+ new patch when
508
+ --- 634920729
509
+ Leaguechads keep on winning
510
+ --- 634920797
511
+ >>634901223 (OP)
512
+ I've been saying that since 7.00. Tried a few times since, each update is somehow even worse than the last one. In a better world I could just play the old game that I liked, but nowadays you're just force to update and accept every change they make. Well I won't so fuck them. Give me "Dota 2 classic" or fuck off
513
+ --- 634921326
514
+ >>634920629
515
+ Unlike cattle ukranians i will never be drafted against my will, i will never be in danger of a drone strike and i will never die from a technically superior enemy who decides when its my time to die. Hearing from a destroyed country with no water or electricity with twenty times more dead soldiers than Russians as a some sort of effortlessly winning side is THE biggest bizarre cope i have ever seen.
516
+ --- 634921996
517
+ >>634910678
518
+ got moved to vendetta
519
+ Vendetta
520
+ Now removes 50% of the target's max mana on hit
521
+ --- 634922007
522
+ >>634908939
523
+ You just abandon you retard.
524
+ You can abandon occasionally without any harsh punishment. Like a couple of times a fortnight or so depending how many games you play.
525
+ You sound like a weak little bitch though so you'd probably abandon your way to low prio within a week.
526
+ Stop being such a baby and fight to the end. Comebacks are actually possible.
527
+ --- 634922192
528
+ my fucking hard carry ganked my offlane, diving the enemy t1 and killed the enemy hard carry
529
+ KINO patch
530
+ --- 634922353
531
+ I will not reinstall.
532
+ --- 634922390
533
+ >>634906070
534
+ >Watching Bulldog after he got cucked
535
+ Before he was really entertaining to watch. after he got cucked he's just insufferable.
536
+ --- 634922464
537
+ Techies is more op than ever btw
538
+ --- 634922543
539
+ There's I never understood about DOTA that's obvious in League. Who the fuck goes where in the beginning of a match?
540
+ --- 634922628
541
+ >>634901223 (OP)
542
+ Dota hasn't existed in a non-ruined form since TI 3, just let it die already
543
+ --- 634922724
544
+ >>634920797
545
+ Can't you play pre 7.0 via custom matches?
546
+ --- 634922729
547
+ >>634920797
548
+ just play wc3 dota. i think the last icefrog patch for that game was around the time when centaur's ult got changed to walk through walls
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634901853
3
+ Any tips on beating this game's challenges and higher difficulties? The wiki/guides seem a bit inconsistent as to what stats actually do (outside make weapons using that stat require less time to use).
4
+ --- 634902410
5
+ You have attracted the attention of something truly evil
6
+ --- 634902619
7
+ >>634902410
8
+ That think has raped me each time. I'm sure I could beat it down with a nearly max Doom Miku or Aiko at a high level but the planets never aligned.
9
+ --- 634902647
10
+ why is she like this
11
+ --- 634902730
12
+ Finished never ever
13
+ --- 634903284
14
+ >>634902730
15
+ Is itn't it in version 0.9.9.9 or something?
16
+ --- 634903629
17
+ I keep coming back to this game, but forgetting what I decided should be the standard rules setup.
18
+ --- 634903784
19
+ >>634901853 (OP)
20
+ I love this game but I swear to god it's 99% RNG. You'd have a better chance of planning out an XCOM Long War Campaign than this shit. Good luck, honestly.
21
+ --- 634903816
22
+ Fake japanese game made by some polish guy
23
+ --- 634904036
24
+ Any point of the rooftop girl? I cant get a telescope anywhere or I have to set up one while playing with discount Remina as the Old God of the run?
25
+ --- 634904042
26
+ >>634902730
27
+ It's coming out next summer.
28
+
29
+ >>634903784
30
+ That's kind of the point, but there's things you can do to make a more successful run like going to the shops first thing and getting a weapon and if you have a chance to get to the Otherworld hope that it's the Bleeding Desert so you can go into the temple and hopefully get the katana.
31
+ --- 634904116
32
+ What's your palette /v/?
33
+ --- 634904179
34
+ >>634902647
35
+ Is she a new character? Sounds like an interesting gimmick. I haven't played in like two years since the first great hiatus ended and then they fucked off for another year
36
+ --- 634904484
37
+ >>634904116
38
+ Blood Dawn
39
+ >>634902647
40
+ I've gotten closer beating that challenge than the no cigs or Miku with a disabled Mayhem challenge.
41
+ >>634902730
42
+ Semantics I've gotten my 15 USD worth time and time again. Although I did wish they implemented a back button when starting any option in a new game so I don't have to rush through starting it only to exit fail to get back to the menu (since I keep picking the wrong campaign).
43
+ --- 634905593
44
+ MꚚrtis
45
+ --- 634905779
46
+ >>634901853 (OP)
47
+ The higher difficulties are blatantly unbalanced and untested.
48
+ If I recall correctly, someone on the steam forums crunched the math once, and determined that about 1 in 26,000 runs on the hardest difficulty could actually be completed if you picked all the perfect options. This is basically just a function of how doom and healing works, in conjunction with how many random rolls there are for mandatory damage.
49
+ --- 634905847
50
+ >>634904179
51
+ Expansion of an old character.
52
+ --- 634907034
53
+ I wish equippables besides weapons had more impact, I always seem to stick with Compass/Flashlight
54
+ --- 634908828
55
+ easiest strat is to always pick the tobmoy, get all her perks and slash shit open with steak knives / katana while pumping everything into dex
56
+ This shit makes most runs trivial even on harder difficulties
57
+ --- 634908905
58
+ did they ever make a PER based weapon?
59
+ --- 634909305
60
+ >>634901853 (OP)
61
+ just dont play this shitty tranny game to begin with
62
+ --- 634909414
63
+ >>634901853 (OP)
64
+ play this shitty game
65
+ --- 634909426
66
+ >>634901853 (OP)
67
+ Tell me about World of Horror and why I should play it.
68
+ --- 634909506
69
+ >>634905593
70
+ Faith chapter 4 when?
71
+ --- 634909594
72
+ >>634901853 (OP)
73
+ The game even on Harbinger isn't that difficult. You just have to memorize most events as you keep playing. Heavy Duty Flashlight is our friend if you have the light source event in the Lighthouse. First thing when you start a new run is to check the Lighthouse btw. GEt a weapon early (get money from the Witches Tree). If your Doom gets too high go to the Monument. That's basically it.
74
+ --- 634909643
75
+ >>634909426
76
+ it's basically single player arkham horror set in junji ito japan, it's ok but it's made solely by a polish dentist that puts out maybe a single update a year
77
+ --- 634909683
78
+ >>634909426
79
+ arkham horror+old school 1-bit computer game aesthetic +love letter toJunji Ito
80
+ --- 634909748
81
+ >>634904116
82
+ I like Jaguar.
83
+
84
+ >>634909426
85
+ Best strategy roguelike hybrid. It's the best because a run is around 20 minutes, even on the hardest difficulty. A lot of variety which leads to always wanting to do another run on some terrible starting RNG and seeing if you can win regardless.
86
+ Great aesthetic between the Jap Horror and Wizardry UI.
87
+ --- 634909931
88
+ for me its playing as yakuza chad
89
+ --- 634909954
90
+ >>634901853 (OP)
91
+ >haven't played the game in over a year
92
+ what's new and is it finished ?
93
+ --- 634910215
94
+ Glad this guy is bumping, I am surprised dev updated game already, usually he does it once a year
95
+ --- 634910330
96
+ >>634902730
97
+ People keep saying this but what do they actually want that isn't already in the game?
98
+ What features are left to add that the dev has said he would add at some point?
99
+ --- 634910390
100
+ What the fuck is the deal with the spam on this board these days? Random bots?
101
+ --- 634910475
102
+ >>634909954
103
+ not finished
104
+ >NEW STUFF:
105
+ The stars are right above SHIOKAWA and the terrible KTU-RUFU is awakening once more, its boundless reveries sow turmoil and insanity.
106
+ Learn the dark secret behind MIMI’S LITTLE PROJECT, a new CHALLENGE
107
+ Unlock new items, allies and spells locked behind eight new achievements
108
+ ILLEGAL DEN has expanded its operation, allowing the desperate enough characters to hire new followers. But can you trust them with your life and the future of SHIOKAWA?
109
+ POLICE STATION is now actively fighting the illegal den and corruption, allowing th e characters to request police patrols that decrease the THREAT level of patrolled locations.
110
+ ROOFTOP GIRL has started whispering to herself
111
+ --- 634910819
112
+ >>634903284
113
+ >>634904042
114
+ It seems to me more like he's just saying it's done instead of actually finishing it. The game still has tons of bugs and unfinished features, as much as I love it.
115
+ --- 634910870
116
+ >>634904036
117
+ Anyone?
118
+ --- 634910883
119
+ >>634905779
120
+ >determined that about 1 in 26,000 runs on the hardest difficulty could actually be completed if you picked all the perfect options
121
+ >omg someone did the heckin' math!!!
122
+ Nah, the hardest difficulty is pretty bad but it is nowhere near 1/26,000 hard. I win more than that.
123
+ --- 634910969
124
+ >>634910475
125
+ >ROOFTOP GIRL has started whispering to herself
126
+ always wonder what was up with her, sadly I bet we wait 2 more years to find out despite the game being on 9.9.9.8
127
+ --- 634911001
128
+ >>634909643
129
+ >by a polish dentist
130
+ >dentist
131
+ Is he really a dentist? That's the first time I've heard a dentist being involved in a computer project
132
+ --- 634911052
133
+ >>634910973
134
+ mad
135
+ is there any new characters after the priest? I found him hard to play
136
+ --- 634911062
137
+ >>634910330
138
+ >What features are left to add that the dev has said he would add at some point?
139
+ The forest tapes still don't do anything. In fact, it literally doesn't matter what ending you get in that mystery.
140
+ --- 634911219
141
+ >>634911052
142
+ yeah 3
143
+ a witch
144
+ an ex-cult member
145
+ some chick getting stalked by something
146
+ --- 634911517
147
+ >>634902730
148
+ They literally have a hard release to get their shit together thanks to approving it for the switch, retard lmao
149
+ No amount of black mold in that polish fucks walls will stop it
150
+ --- 634911585
151
+ >>634901853 (OP)
152
+ I liked the game a great deal, but remember it being really primitive mechanics-wise. You just put everything in one attribute and completely destroy any threat with a weapon for that attribute. Zero nuance.
153
+ --- 634911613
154
+ >>634911219
155
+ oh cool best part of the game was unlocking new people, atleast I learned this new info, funny enough the thread would have died earlier without this guy bumping
156
+ --- 634911656
157
+ >>634911062
158
+ Some of the mysteries feel like they're still sort of bugged like the village where you're given a bunch of different options and only one is supposed to progress the story, but they all do.
159
+ --- 634912228
160
+ >>634910870
161
+ No I don't believe they do anything yet but I am not 100% sure
162
+ --- 634913001
163
+ Who's your go-to lads?
164
+ For me it's the swimmer, but the idol just became insanely OP.
165
+ >Start with 1 follower
166
+ >Recruit 1 or 2 more from the school
167
+ >Recruit 2 more from the illegal den
168
+ >Look for perk that gives combat speed per ally from history club or level up
169
+ --- 634913139
170
+ >>634911585
171
+
172
+ *gets fucked by stat check events*
173
+ --- 634913190
174
+ >>634913001
175
+ Yakuza guy because he makes me feel COOL
176
+ --- 634913619
177
+ KTU-RUFU is fucking hard, you get so much doom with just a couple of failed events.
178
+ --- 634913859
179
+ >>634913001
180
+ >gun girl
181
+ >scum history club for gun fu perk and glass eyes
182
+ >club everybody to death with my shotgun, clean out bosses by shooting them
183
+ --- 634914663
184
+ >>634913001
185
+ I like playing the girl who gets better when your Doom gets higher. It is basically a safety-net in case my run goes bad that I start getting better. Plus it lets me fuck off in the early game without much worry. Using the backstory that has the cult chasing you while you get more DOOM reduction after finishing mysteries.
186
+ --- 634914742
187
+ >>634913001
188
+ Mimi because she makes my PP hard. Stabbing on enemies with a scalpel a billion times in one a turn is pretty fun too.
189
+ --- 634914980
190
+ Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Ithotu?
191
+ --- 634915184
192
+ >>634913619
193
+ >notice myself staring at the prints
194
+ >immediately look if it's a .gif or not
195
+ heh...
196
+ --- 634915258
197
+ >>634914980
198
+ Yes, get toastin'
199
+ --- 634915261
200
+ mfw get katana
201
+ --- 634915452
202
+ >>634915261
203
+ For me it's the chainsaw
204
+ >cut that horny faceless stalking bitch in half in one turn
205
+ --- 634917490
206
+ bump
207
+ --- 634918310
208
+ was hoping the mod scene would explode with this due to the support added, but sadly every mod ive seen aint that good
209
+ --- 634919578
210
+ >>634918310
211
+ same. give it time maybe it will blow up with the full release
212
+ --- 634920679
213
+ >>634909506
214
+ hopefully only after i finish thoroughly laundering my shitting pants
215
+ --- 634922563
216
+ Fucking finally.
217
+ --- 634922689
218
+ Where can I get an insane nurse GF, bros?
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634902083
3
+ >ruins steam forums
4
+ --- 634902157
5
+ Stop being racist
6
+ --- 634902245
7
+ >>634902083 (OP)
8
+ Free steam points
9
+ --- 634902281
10
+ ez points
11
+ still no need to buy games
12
+ better luck next time gabe
13
+ --- 634902339
14
+ >>634902083 (OP)
15
+ I give one of these to everyone who dominates me in TF2
16
+ --- 634902349
17
+ That's literally /v/ culture. Steam forums are one of the few places to enjoy 4chan atmosphere outside of 4chan.
18
+ --- 634902362
19
+ >>634902083 (OP)
20
+ Heh, i see you tried to criticize my favorite game, tough luck buddy.
21
+ --- 634902378
22
+ >set up alt account
23
+ >post hot takes
24
+ >get clowns
25
+ >transfer points to main account
26
+ >free money via steam level
27
+ :)
28
+ --- 634902403
29
+ >>634902349
30
+ umm are you forgetting twitch sister?
31
+ --- 634902475
32
+ >>634902083 (OP)
33
+ giving people a visible downvote you have to pay for is pretty genius on VALVe's part so they can continue to put up the facade they still "make games" while lining their pockets with sales from retarded 'eck normies
34
+ --- 634902505
35
+ >>634902403
36
+ Twitch bans you if you even hint at being a nazi. Steam forums don't.
37
+ --- 634902546
38
+ >>634902083 (OP)
39
+ >get called a faggot/tranny/redditor on /v/ and barely blink
40
+ >clown emoji on steam and freak out
41
+
42
+ Why are people like this?
43
+ --- 634902572
44
+ >another cope thread
45
+ --- 634902580
46
+ >>634902546
47
+ because you literally cannot stop touching yourself at night.
48
+ --- 634902597
49
+ >>634902083 (OP)
50
+ I love it when people give me these. It means I made them laugh, and I consider myself a pretty funny guy.
51
+ --- 634902637
52
+ >>634902546
53
+ Wrong image. Meant to post this.
54
+ --- 634902753
55
+ >>634902378
56
+ things that never happen
57
+ --- 634902831
58
+ >>634902753
59
+ I mean it's not an instant thing but I went from level ~20 to level 50 and I get at least one booster pack a week now, pretty easy way to cover the price of taxes on steam nowadays.
60
+ --- 634902991
61
+ >>634902546
62
+ GIWTWM
63
+ --- 634903256
64
+ >>634902157
65
+ Microsoft really knows how to farm clowns.
66
+ --- 634903309
67
+ What did Ubisoft mean by this?
68
+ --- 634903350
69
+ >>634902378
70
+ do points give you steam level?
71
+ --- 634903391
72
+ >>634903350
73
+ points can be turned into badges, the badges give levels. They change the badge every 3~ months so you can get a whole new 50 badges.
74
+ --- 634903630
75
+ >>634902083 (OP)
76
+ >Say clownshit
77
+ >Get clown on
78
+ What's wrong?
79
+ --- 634903693
80
+ >>634903309
81
+ CONTROLLER WORK FINE
82
+ YOU FAKE, YOU TROLL, YOU NOT PART OF COMMUNITY
83
+ MILLIONS LOVE OUR GAME
84
+ _____________
85
+ ^ RINE ENDS HERE
86
+ --- 634903729
87
+ you cant ruin steam forums because every steam forum is full of unhelpful turd-world retards (and has been since the days of SPUF)
88
+ --- 634903760
89
+ >>634902083 (OP)
90
+ >cums on you
91
+ --- 634903796
92
+ How often are you gonna make this exact same thread op?
93
+ --- 634903864
94
+ >>634902083 (OP)
95
+ --- 634903897
96
+ qrd? i fucked off from steam years ago
97
+ --- 634904204
98
+ >>634902083 (OP)
99
+ The jester is an achievement
100
+ A reminder that you BTFO'd some faggot so hard that instead of attempting to refute what you've said all he could do is use the jester emote.
101
+ --- 634904273
102
+ >>634903897
103
+ It's like the zoomer clown emoji.
104
+ >see hot take
105
+ >can't argue it because they're right
106
+ >react to a post with a Jester and pretend they won the argument
107
+ --- 634904339
108
+ >>634902546
109
+ me my wife and our future kid btw
110
+ --- 634904630
111
+ *gives everyone in this thread a clown award*
112
+ --- 634904734
113
+ >>634904273
114
+ >t. someone who got buttblasted by a clown emoji
115
+ lol
116
+ --- 634904783
117
+ >>634902157
118
+ Why?
119
+
120
+ news out-lits are racist, every other story is about black this or white that
121
+
122
+ job applications are racist, or at least they ask you about your race in detail
123
+
124
+ tickets have your race printed on them and so does your ID in the US
125
+
126
+ why don't you shut the fuck up about race and i'll stop being racist
127
+ --- 634905130
128
+ >mfw I made someone so angry they had to waste money just to show how angry they are
129
+ --- 634906387
130
+ >>634903256
131
+ >This topic has been locked
132
+ Lol
133
+ --- 634906549
134
+ >>634905130
135
+ waste money? people doing that have around 100k points from all the games they have bought for the past 10+ years. you have to actively try to use them all
136
+ --- 634906650
137
+ >>634906387
138
+ https://steamcommunity.com/app/976730/eventcomments/3768985348688678068/
139
+ 77 pages of them getting roasted, until someone at Valve closed the thread.
140
+ --- 634906676
141
+ >>634903391
142
+ >points can be turned into badges
143
+ really? i thought all they did was buy stuff for your steam profile
144
+ --- 634906710
145
+ >>634906676
146
+ points are faggy shit anyways. thats why everyone has so many because the stuff it buys doesnt matter in the slightest
147
+ --- 634906767
148
+ >post shit take
149
+ >get the appropriate reaction
150
+ woooooooow
151
+ --- 634906870
152
+ >>634902083 (OP)
153
+ >makes /v/edditors seethe
154
+ --- 634906892
155
+ >>634905130
156
+ Anon, I have like 30k points, and I don't even know how I got them. I rarely buy any video games, and have no idea what to spend my points on. lol
157
+ --- 634907021
158
+ >>634902083 (OP)
159
+ IS THAT A DOWNVOTE SHAPED LIKE A CLOWN?
160
+
161
+ AAAA I'M GOING INSANE
162
+ --- 634907218
163
+ >>634907021
164
+ more like
165
+ >is that a clown?hehe im trolling so good right now
166
+ --- 634907315
167
+ >>634902546
168
+ >furfag
169
+ >retarded
170
+ figures
171
+ --- 634907430
172
+ >>634906650
173
+ it's crazy how bold racists have gotten.
174
+ --- 634907434
175
+ >>634906767
176
+ >Give money to someone because you didn't like his opinion
177
+ I hate all the "debate me bro" people, but at least they only waste time arguing on bad faith when someone gets under their skin.
178
+ >>634906870
179
+ Yassss sister
180
+ --- 634907528
181
+ >>634904783
182
+ >out-lits
183
+ Outlets, you ESL racist faggot.
184
+ --- 634907568
185
+ >>634906767
186
+ nigga like half the nuclear shit takes on steam are people doing it on purpose to jester farm for free money from retards who can't help themselves
187
+ --- 634907807
188
+ Get rid of all the social media shit. That includes profiles and achievements.
189
+ --- 634907976
190
+ >>634907807
191
+ No.
192
+ --- 634908096
193
+ >>634907528
194
+ racism is a good thing, if you are afraid or racism you are just a little bitch who got whipped by their government and media into believing lies
195
+ --- 634908102
196
+ >>634907434
197
+ >points that are only usable in a profile cosmetics shop
198
+ >money
199
+ I'm glad they seethe about a clown picture and use a cosmetic shop as their cope. It's even better to leave one on their profile so they have to disable badges.
200
+ --- 634911745
201
+ >>634907430
202
+ >suddenly
203
+ --- 634911871
204
+ >>634902083 (OP)
205
+ If you post some dumbass review on a game and turn off comments, I'm giving you the clown award. You can have the points. I have more than I know what to do with anyway.
206
+ --- 634911972
207
+ >>634902546
208
+ That was drawn by a woman right?
209
+ --- 634912097
210
+ >>634902083 (OP)
211
+ No, giving tranny devs moderator privileges over their own forums is what ruined it
212
+ --- 634912212
213
+ Qrd? I have no idea what this is and I'm on steam all the time
214
+ --- 634912836
215
+ Why do you keep making this exact thread, you enormous faggot?
216
+ There wasn't enough meat on the topic to justify it the first time around.
217
+ --- 634912924
218
+ >>634902580
219
+ Classic.
220
+ --- 634913069
221
+ >>634912836
222
+ its a template thread made by an ai
223
+ --- 634915330
224
+ >>634903630
225
+ i wish clussy girls were an actual race of people:
226
+ >their entire skin is white
227
+ >the clown nose is natural
228
+ >their nipples and pussy lips have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips
229
+ >their skin probably taste funny
230
+ >imagine the taste of their breast milk
231
+ >grabbing their breasts/ass causes an honk noise
232
+ are there any game devs adding clown girls to their games?
233
+ --- 634915483
234
+ Message boards/forums getting reactions like some retarded social media platform is the worst thing that ever happened. Likewise the ability to post images on a text board destroyed the intetnet
235
+ --- 634915686
236
+ >>634915330
237
+ How many clown girls exist in vidya besides these?
238
+ >Geiru Tonaido
239
+ >Lola Pop
240
+ >Harle
241
+ >Clownpiece
242
+ --- 634915741
243
+ >>634902083 (OP)
244
+ just don't say clown shit
245
+ --- 634915949
246
+ >>634915686
247
+ >>634915330
248
+ Someone's Oddworld rip off from /agdg/ had a pink clown girl
249
+ --- 634916261
250
+ Post points
251
+ --- 634916674
252
+ >>634916261
253
+ how the fuck do you even get points and why do I have so many?
254
+ --- 634916997
255
+ >>634902083 (OP)
256
+ But the forums already were shit?
257
+ --- 634918297
258
+ >>634915949
259
+ nortubel?
260
+ --- 634918759
261
+ >>634918297
262
+ >>634915949
263
+ Old /agdg/ gif i found.
264
+ --- 634919890
265
+ >>634915483
266
+ Steam reviews already had unfunny meme reviews years ago
267
+ --- 634920220
268
+ >>634919890
269
+ I hate how that shit has taken over the guides too.
270
+ --- 634920473
271
+ >>634916674
272
+ You earn 100 points for every dollar spent when purchasing games.
273
+ --- 634920630
274
+ >>634906549
275
+ >whale
276
+ >>634906892
277
+ >roastiefag
278
+ Steam leaves W7 for this? So much for the civilized first worlders.
279
+ --- 634920780
280
+ >>634903391
281
+ how much would you have to grind to get those seasonal badges? I'm pretty sure buying the lvl 40 one used all points I got from buying the deck
282
+ --- 634921037
283
+ >>634907434
284
+ >standup comedian has shit jokes
285
+ >people give him free spaghetti sauce
286
+ --- 634921480
287
+ >>634902083 (OP)
288
+ I talk shit, they pay me
289
+ Absolute win in my books
290
+ --- 634921757
291
+ >>634902349
292
+ Don't lie to me about this. I'll leave here in less than a second.
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634903019
3
+ NEW GAMEPLAY LEAKS
4
+ NEW TRAILER NEXT WEEK
5
+
6
+ FROMBROS, ACCHADS GET THE FUCK IN HERE!!!
7
+ --- 634903430
8
+ >>634903019 (OP)
9
+ >Elden Ring devs’
10
+ urghhhhhhhhhhhh
11
+ --- 634904671
12
+ >another cg trailer
13
+ We just can’t stop winning acbros
14
+ --- 634904847
15
+ >>634903019 (OP)
16
+ >still no gameplay
17
+ don't care.
18
+ --- 634904913
19
+ >>634903019 (OP)
20
+ kek this shit will flop hard
21
+ --- 634905562
22
+ OOOOOOOOOOOOH ARMORED CORE
23
+ --- 634906073
24
+ >>634903019 (OP)
25
+ What’s the actual source say? Or is it just more blatant clickbait
26
+ --- 634906872
27
+ i guess staying quite and hoping for redditors to viral market their shit isnt working this time, theyre gonna have to show shit
28
+ --- 634906961
29
+ We all know that it will be a Mecha Tarkov
30
+ --- 634907104
31
+ >>634903019 (OP)
32
+ Source or I'm not getting hyped.
33
+ --- 634907206
34
+ >>634903019 (OP)
35
+ The only Armored Core I ever owned and played was 3 I think. Was PS2 right? I really want to play this if it's good, man. I haven't played a mecha game in ages.
36
+ --- 634907303
37
+ >>634906872
38
+ No one cares about mecha, let alone Armored Core. This is being sent to die as an internal pet project that they have no hope in making big waves or numbers.
39
+
40
+ Kinda like that microsoft game people were talking about today.
41
+ --- 634907421
42
+ >>634903019 (OP)
43
+ Please stop releasing games. I won't be able to beat the previous games in the series in time.
44
+ --- 634907663
45
+ Good thing they are doing their own stuff rather chasing hype train, even though only 2 people played armoured core they are making it and not another souls like
46
+ --- 634907671
47
+ Is VD worth getting into for multiplayer?
48
+ --- 634907861
49
+ >>634907671
50
+ Back when it released, sure. Now? It's completely dead. Don't waste your time and just wait when it's emulatable.
51
+ --- 634908152
52
+ does anyone actually care about the mech genre anymore?
53
+ --- 634908379
54
+ Cant wait for the laughs to see Armored Core turned into Armored Souls
55
+ Miyazaki is too much of a one trick pony at this point
56
+ --- 634908619
57
+ >>634903019 (OP)
58
+ armored core 6. is fake.
59
+ --- 634908657
60
+ >>634908152
61
+ its pronounced "metch"
62
+ --- 634908746
63
+ >>634903019 (OP)
64
+ not buying this, there's no source and the picture is from AC3.
65
+ --- 634908810
66
+ >>634903019 (OP)
67
+ >could
68
+ >soon
69
+ >is supposedly
70
+ >could be
71
+ Fuck off
72
+ --- 634908890
73
+ >>634903019 (OP)
74
+ >Elden Ring devs
75
+ Dark Souls and its consequences have been a disaster for gaming
76
+ --- 634909240
77
+ Source is chinese leaker who teased silent hill 2 before reveal, some other game reveals, god of war ng+ mode coming soon and other trailers dropping soon. Gematsu say he has very good track record
78
+ https://bbs.a9vg.com/thread-8907614-1-1.html
79
+ --- 634909306
80
+ >>634908379
81
+ Miyazaki only worked on concept, its being directed by another guy. Its retards like you who keep pushing souls everywhere. Have you even played old ac? 1v1 battles were like souls back then
82
+ --- 634909379
83
+ >>634903430
84
+ Why are you pooping yourself this badly? It's pretty standard for journoniggers to use the developer's latest game.
85
+ --- 634909453
86
+ >>634903019 (OP)
87
+ Is this set for Summer release or later? I am fairly excited to see how they can pull this off...
88
+ --- 634913120
89
+ >>634908657
90
+ kek
91
+ --- 634913209
92
+ >>634909306
93
+ >Have you even played old ac?
94
+ Why would anyone want to? They're trash.
95
+ --- 634913260
96
+ >>634903019 (OP)
97
+ I fucking hate mecha with a passion
98
+ --- 634913458
99
+ >>634904847
100
+ >release 23 identical games in a row
101
+ >"HMM I WONDER WHAT #24 IS GOING TO BE LIKE"
102
+ >"BETTER WAIT FOR THE TRAILER :^)"
103
+ --- 634913530
104
+ >>634913260
105
+ Why?
106
+ --- 634913556
107
+ >>634913530
108
+ Because it’s garbage
109
+ --- 634913693
110
+ >>634913458
111
+ tfw the company newly anointed as the hero skipped to being the villain before they were ever the hero
112
+ --- 634913764
113
+ >>634913693
114
+ People complain about yearly releases for CoD and Pokemon but From Software literally put out SEVEN Armored Core titles in the span of one year, all sold at full retail MSRP. It's fucking insane.
115
+ --- 634913829
116
+ that's what they should call this game
117
+ >Elden Ring presents Armored Core ~~6~~
118
+ --- 634914124
119
+ >>634907303
120
+ >This is being sent to die as an internal pet project that they have no hope in making big waves or numbers.
121
+ Sounds like Demon's Souls, I can't wait
122
+ --- 634914127
123
+ >>634909379
124
+ l don’t want normalfaggots touching armoured core, quite simply.
125
+ --- 634915118
126
+ >>634904847
127
+ >he needs gameplay
128
+ Just trust the fucking plan bro.
129
+ --- 634915194
130
+ >>634903019 (OP)
131
+ I'M A THINKER
132
+ I COULD BREAK IT DOWN
133
+ I'M A SHOOTER
134
+ A DRASTIC BABY
135
+ --- 634915370
136
+ why does this thread have so many trannies seething at AC?
137
+ --- 634915515
138
+ >>634915370
139
+ Legitimately convinced it's just ACfag assblasted AC6 is made by the elden ring devs and miyazaki has his hands on this.
140
+ --- 634915519
141
+ >>634904913
142
+ GOOD, that means it'll be a good video game
143
+ --- 634915564
144
+ ZANZIRAVEN I KNEEL
145
+ --- 634915571
146
+ >>634915370
147
+ soulsbabs can't into anything other than souls
148
+ --- 634915585
149
+ Some EXCELLENT links in this thread, really loving it
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+ --- 634915662
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+ >>634904913
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+ this but Zelda after it gets deleted by AC
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+ --- 634915762
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+ Hope there is a praise the sun tribute/mention soulsbros eating good again
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+ --- 634916030
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+ >>634903019 (OP)
157
+ >miyazaki not involved anymore
158
+ >mission based world
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+ >no real story or connected world
160
+ >mecha
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+ >combat is just shoot stuff with auto aim missles
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+ Does anyone even care for this game? I know theres obsessed fanboys who just suck off anything made by a studio, but this game series just seems like shit.
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+ --- 634916119
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+ >>634903019 (OP)
165
+ >could drop soon
166
+ maybe @ me when it actually drops
167
+ --- 634916231
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+ >>634915370
169
+ There's these schizos in every AC thread that seethes about Dark Souls and this is just them trying to false flag. SMTfags do the same thing with Persona. It's why they all read the same.
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+ --- 634916265
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+ >>634903019 (OP)
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+ Will be my first AC game can't wait
173
+ --- 634916343
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+ >>634916030
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+ What's wrong with mecha? Also half the fun is fine tuning a perfect war machine and seeing it wreck everything.
176
+ --- 634916374
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+ >>634916030
178
+ >I don't like the series
179
+ >now that the guy who made the games I didn't like left the series it must be a bad thing
180
+ ??
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+ --- 634916643
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+ >>634916030
183
+ I'm interested in seeing what they are going to do considering its been nearly ten fuckin year since the last game flopped. They must've learnt something new over that time.
184
+ --- 634916720
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+ >>634915515
186
+ Why would I be assblasted? Elden Ring is a fairly competent game, and the devs couldn't do any worse than ACV or VD.
187
+
188
+ Now, if it was being made by a company that only makes cinematic experiences, like Monolith Soft or Square Enix or Atlus, then I'd be worried.
189
+ --- 634916818
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+ >>634903019 (OP)
191
+ New Verdict Player here,
192
+ I just got the built-in sniper cannon arms (Vampire/Valiant) and I was wondering if people got much mileage out of it as the lack of bracing seems interesting if a good bunch harder to aim. Was thinking of strapping them to an L-Reverse Joint (Archibald's) for the high amount of mobility even if it leaves me pretty tight in terms of load. A chicken strapped to a railgun
193
+ --- 634916834
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+ >>634903019 (OP)
195
+ it will just be snoyslop garbage that /v/ will defend despite being movieshit
196
+ --- 634916865
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+ >>634916030
198
+ I am a mecha-fag and so it's good news for me. Before this it was shovelware tier releases...which I still enjoy.
199
+ --- 634916952
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+ >>634907671
201
+ Your best hope is finding an active community for it/Discord, you won't be finding matches in the wild
202
+ --- 634917027
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+ >>634916834
204
+ --- 634917052
205
+ >>634916030
206
+ You are an outsider looking in who is assuming it is shit because not everyone has the same personality as you. A better question is why do you care?
207
+ --- 634917093
208
+ >>634903019 (OP)
209
+ >elden ring devs
210
+ Why even included that in there? these are clearly different franchises. Is that supposed to peak the interest of souls fans? it's not a game they're going to enjoy.
211
+ --- 634917210
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+ >>634916030
213
+ >combat is just shoot stuff with auto aim missles
214
+ Let's not talk like for 90% of the fanbase Souls isn't "Press R1 while locked on"
215
+ --- 634917231
216
+ >>634917093
217
+ because it WILL be souls like gameplay.
218
+ --- 634917260
219
+ >>634917027
220
+ if your game need cutscenes to be good then admit it's a shit game, it will be filled with even more snoy movieshit, the rot already started in last raven
221
+ --- 634917332
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+ All of AC games is a literally same games.
223
+ --- 634917430
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+ >>634917231
225
+ They said they weren't taking from Souls, though. Most you're getting is a pseudoposture system
226
+ --- 634917462
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+ >>634903019 (OP)
228
+ NISPLOP OMG OMG
229
+ DESU SUGOI FUJIMA KODAI HONDA
230
+ --- 634917547
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+ >>634917231
232
+ --- 634917561
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+ >>634917260
234
+ >if your game need cutscenes to be good then admit it's a shit game,
235
+ Good thing Armored Core is not one of those series. Infact I'd gladly take out the story and cutscenes, since this would greatly improve the game by removing unnecessary filler. :)
236
+ --- 634917654
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+ >>634916030
238
+ Have you tried any of them? I suggest picking AC3, it's easy to emulate.
239
+ --- 634917972
240
+ >>634904847
241
+ When has FROMcucks ever cared about gameplay? Just buy your nip schlock and bask in the unfunny memes.
242
+ --- 634918009
243
+ >>634916720
244
+ >a company that only makes cinematic experiences, like Monolith Soft
245
+ You have never played a MonolithSoft game.
246
+ --- 634918102
247
+ Glad there are so many AC fans excited to play it for the first time.
248
+ --- 634918108
249
+ >>634903019 (OP)
250
+ >new trailer for ELDEN RING's devs new game
251
+ >new mecha game brought to you by Fromsoft, the devs who made ELDEN RING
252
+
253
+ I didn't read the article, but I bet it mentions Dark Souls as well.
254
+ >featuring Patches from the DARK SOULS series, did you know he's also in ELDEN RING?!
255
+ --- 634918386
256
+ >>634918009
257
+ You can't play a movie.
258
+ --- 634918706
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+ >>634917972
260
+ >angry westcuck projecting
261
+ --- 634918731
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+ >>634918386
263
+ You have never even seen a MonolithSoft game.
264
+ --- 634919041
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+ >>634918108
266
+ >featuring the Moonlight Sword from the SOULSBORNE series
267
+ --- 634919105
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+ >>634918731
269
+ lol
270
+ --- 634919253
271
+ >>634919105
272
+ Congratulations, you posted a 15-second long attack animation from a 200+ hour long game.
273
+ You are a bad person. Just a genuinely bad human being, on a fundamental level. I want you to remember that.
274
+ --- 634919314
275
+ >>634919253
276
+ >200 hours of 15 second long cinematic animations
277
+
278
+ Geez, I'm glad Armored Core doesn't feel the need to pad itself to that extent. What a nightmare that would be.
279
+ --- 634919442
280
+ >>634919314
281
+ Armored Core also has mid-mission cutscenes that are longer than 15-seconds. I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself due to the lack of stimulation from not being able to push buttons for that long.
282
+ Or perhaps, you haven't even played an Armored Core game either. In fact, I don't think you play video games at all. Because you're just an awful person who wastes all their time arguing about games you don't play.
283
+ --- 634919474
284
+ And this is exactly why no one likes ACfag.
285
+ --- 634919526
286
+ You think the wallkicking from V will make it into VI? I thought it was pretty neat
287
+ --- 634919528
288
+ >>634919442
289
+ >>634919474
290
+ >video game? Why would I want to play a video game? Why can't I just watch it play itself?
291
+
292
+ It's insane how people come into the medium and then demand less interactivity.
293
+ --- 634919541
294
+ >>634906961
295
+ >Mecha Tarkov
296
+ >but not so many chinese cheaters because no RMT shenanigans
297
+ SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
298
+ --- 634919590
299
+ >>634916030
300
+ >no Memezaki
301
+ G O O D, he was the faggot who ruined Armored Core in the first place
302
+ --- 634919593
303
+ >>634919528
304
+ Both Armored Core and Xenoblade have shitloads of active gameplay. But you haven't played either franchise, and you never will. You'll just spend all your time lying about games online, because you're a terrible person.
305
+ --- 634919653
306
+ >>634919593
307
+ The difference is that I want Armored Core to improve by cutting out the fat. You tout non-interaction and cutscenes as if they're absolutely vital to the experience.
308
+ --- 634919695
309
+ >>634919590
310
+ What did he do to AC?
311
+ --- 634919697
312
+ >muh Moonlight is from Dark Souls
313
+ not only it appeared in King's Field first but ARMORED CORE HAS HAD MORE MOONLIGHTS THAN ANY OTHER FROMSOFT GAME
314
+ --- 634919753
315
+ >>634916030
316
+ >Every game must be an open world slog or my peabrain isn't interested
317
+ --- 634919764
318
+ >>634919695
319
+ turned Last Raven kino into muh speed AC4
320
+ the NEXT are cool but they for sure AREN'T FUCKING ARMORED CORES
321
+ --- 634919793
322
+ >>634919653
323
+ >You tout non-interaction and cutscenes as if they're absolutely vital to the experience.
324
+ I did absolutely nothing of the sort. The only person here screaming about how you "can't play a movie" is you. Games can have cutscenes and attack animations in addition to regular gameplay. But you don't understand that, because you don't play video games.
325
+ Even if they "cut out the fat", you still wouldn't play it. Because you're a bad person.
326
+ --- 634919808
327
+ >>634919695
328
+ 4/For Answer
329
+
330
+ Completely changed the way the series played so we went from methodical pre-planned precision to 2fast4u dash spam that the AI can barely keep up with.
331
+ --- 634919858
332
+ Post yfw when it plays exactly like V
333
+ --- 634919910
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+ >>634919697
335
+ It's time to admit Armored Core is all a big Dark Souls reference
336
+ --- 634919934
337
+ Can't wait for AC6 bros, gonna get real comfy when Vaati starts putting out those lore videos.
338
+ --- 634919961
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+ >>634903019 (OP)
340
+ TWO
341
+ MORE
342
+ WEEKS
343
+ TRUST
344
+ THE
345
+ PLAN
346
+ --- 634920007
347
+ >>634919858
348
+ If they cut the rock-paper-scissors, add an actual single player campaign and you aren't forced to look like a rust bucket it honestly wouldn't be so bad. We do know Primal Armor is in, though
349
+ --- 634920019
350
+ Remember when Miyazaki said to expect more news soon back at the start of the year 4 months ago?
351
+ --- 634920036
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+ >>634919858
353
+ As long as they don't have to put that SCAN MODO shit every fucking second, i'd be okay.
354
+ --- 634920108
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+ >>634903019 (OP)
356
+ >could
357
+ >supposedly
358
+ On what basis?
359
+ --- 634920125
360
+ >>634919910
361
+ --- 634920146
362
+ >>634903019 (OP)
363
+ >gun torso
364
+ why are they using AC3 promo material?
365
+ --- 634920162
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+ >>634920019
367
+ I suppose that Elden Ring DLC complicates matter. They essentially have to compete with their own product, i'd figure they can't afford to have their big mecha return to get overshadowed again like last time.
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+ --- 634920181
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+ >>634920108
370
+ I made it up.
371
+ --- 634920189
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+ >>634920108
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+ >On what basis?
374
+ deez
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+ --- 634920194
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+ >>634920146
377
+ Game journalists don't play games and can't tell the difference between older and newer titles.
378
+ --- 634920283
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+ >>634916030
380
+ actually fucking hang yourself you braindead soulshitter
381
+ --- 634920318
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+ >>634917972
383
+ LMAO go back at making Borderlands crap, faggot.
384
+ --- 634920326
385
+ >>634913458
386
+ every game studio has changed a lot since 2013, fromsoftware included. you don't have any way of actually knowing if they'll make the next armored core like the last ones or if they're going to reimagine it using what they learned over the last decade
387
+ --- 634920369
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+ >>634920194
389
+ personally, was kind of hoping the gun torsos would make a comeback, along with the orbit weapons.
390
+ --- 634920467
391
+ >>634919793
392
+ >I did absolutely nothing of the sort. The only person here screaming about how you "can't play a movie" is you. Games can have cutscenes and attack animations in addition to regular gameplay.
393
+ No anon. Armored Core does not need 30 second cinematic animations where I sit down and watch the game play itself in a wacky cool marvel avengers cutscene. Armored Core is supposed to be about giving me as much control as possible, including in combat. If at any time the game decides that I'm not allowed control, then the game has fundamentally misunderstood the concept of a video game.
394
+ --- 634920519
395
+ if they can make armroed core after kings field in 1997, thwy will make armored core 6 after elden ring in 2023.
396
+ --- 634920546
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+ >>634920467
398
+ You literally haven't even fucking played any Armored Core games, have you.
399
+ --- 634920621
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+ >>634919793
401
+ you sound schizophrenic
402
+ --- 634920648
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+ >>634920546
404
+ I've played every single one anon. And I have them all physically. It's one of the few series where I valued keeping every single one, from the cases to the instruction manuals, the disks of course, and even the little promo codes for other games like Panzer Front and Metal Slug.
405
+ --- 634921174
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+ >>634916030
407
+ yes people that aren't normalfag casuals
408
+ --- 634921232
409
+ >>634916030
410
+ >combat is just shoot stuff with auto aim missles
411
+ play souls game
412
+ >combat is just roll and hit stuff
413
+ --- 634921432
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+ >>634917561
415
+ the why waste precious time and money on those cutscenes? Surely you'd want more GAME instead of snoyslop
416
+ --- 634921536
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+ >>634921432
418
+ >then why waste precious time and money on those cutscenes
419
+ Because the devs are incompetent. Let me remind you that it took them almost 10 installments before they actually balanced the Ps2 era of games. Everything prior to Last Raven had the stupidest and most nonsensical weapon balance, making some weapons practically useless and others way too OP.
420
+
421
+ Thankfully, it's easy to admit that they can be incompetent and make mistakes, thanks to not being a dicksucking corporate drone.
422
+ --- 634921538
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+ >>634921432
424
+ because they're cool? simple as
425
+ --- 634922215
426
+ >>634903019 (OP)
427
+ I want 3rd gen speeds with autoboost over ground. Walking should just be a debuff. QB and OB are combined as a tap/hold input, usable on the ground and in the air. One more input for jumping and rising midair + sets of parts to affect a new stat for how fast you rise or descend. Bring back the aiming box and FCS parts too.
428
+
429
+ I want fights to be closer, instead of fighting dots in the distance. Either way, I'd like the pop up portrait to show the target again but done automatically or paired with some other input. 4th gen was fun, but was too fast. Made a lot of weapons pointless. If they slow down combat and we fight in smaller spaces, a lot of stuff from older games like mines, certain types of missiles, and guns would work better than in 4th gen. Maps are important too. Give us wider coverage, not more. Taking cover behind pillars is awkward when controlling a mech, give us standing walls and corners to dash behind for a second to avoid damage, wider buildings, etc. Basically don't make another parking garage map.
430
+
431
+ I liked the heat mechanic, it was imbalanced in Nexus but was good in LR. More interactions between parts like heat would be nice. I like the primal armor, I wonder if it's making a return. I'd like longer missions but sustainability has always been a hard limit to them.
432
+
433
+ I don't mind borrowing from soulsborne games. Someone brought up the idea of being 'invaded' during a mission by another player. I liked that, just not sure how exactly the best implementation that would be. More boss fights would still be nice though, AC games always had those but not enough. Duels between ACs, going up against Massive Weapons/Armed Forts, doing battle with unstable but overpowered prototypes. Fighting tanks and planes was never fun.
434
+
435
+ Despite all of this, I expect AC6 to both be familiar and different and I'm actually not holding any expectations. I just wanna play a new armored core game. But the soulsborne fans and the elden ring hype worry me.
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+ --- 634922365
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+ >>634919474
438
+ I'm genuinely impressed on how obsessed he is
439
+ --- 634922506
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+ >>634922215
441
+ >invasions
442
+ probably any mission in which an AC appears as an enemy consort or what not, the AC can be replaced by a real player unless said AC needs to deliver exposition or is plot related
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+ -----
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+ --- 634903514
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+ I don't understand why you would want to emulate this game when if you're on PC you have actual strategy games available
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+ --- 634903563
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+ the reboot thread just hit bump limit like half an hour ago but it was still pretty slow
6
+ its so fucking over awbros...
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+ --- 634903767
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+ It's fucking expensive in Canada bucks, and megaman did the whole GBA collection thing better just a few days earlier.
9
+ --- 634904141
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+ >>634903202 (OP)
11
+ The delay because of Russia really killed all momentum. Fans of the series lost interest after scrutinizing the trailers for a year and non-fans don't even know why the game was delayed or if it even came out
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+ --- 634904348
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+ Not everyone here consumes shovelware, unlike you.
14
+ --- 634904369
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+ >>634903202 (OP)
16
+ if it was $10 cheaper i would have bought it
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+ --- 634904450
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+ looks very fugly and is not worth the 60$
19
+ --- 634904493
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+ >>634903202 (OP)
21
+ It's funny that nothing was changed at all. Even the same shitty AI that will have enemy rockets target your 1 HP APC over the full HP Med. Tank in range. I'm not asking for autistic CO rebalancing you see in romhacks but there's not much QoL upgrades on a modern platform from a outdated handheld console.
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+ --- 634904757
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+ >>634903563
24
+ >its so fucking over
25
+ Yeah, its crazy. Megaman BN sold like a million copies but this flopped
26
+ --- 634906267
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+ >>634903514
28
+ Also bad are emulators trying to spend time on making it possible to emulate multiplats. Though I wish Nintendo would start innovating again.
29
+ --- 634906438
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+ >Active CO power
31
+ >Crash
32
+ 3 years of fixes indeed
33
+ --- 634906475
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+ WayForward can't into 3D, plus I have been playing this on my phone since ages ago.
35
+ --- 634906562
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+ >>634903563
37
+ No /vg/ thread? I'm sure it could survive for a month at the very least
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+ --- 634906565
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+ >>634904493
40
+ lel
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+ --- 634906754
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+ >>634903202 (OP)
43
+ None of the sites I download games from has this up yet and I am sure as hell not paying 60 bucks for it.
44
+ --- 634907071
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+ >>634903767
46
+ >>634904757
47
+ The BN collection isn't really better, Capcom is just better at marketing to desperate fans
48
+ --- 634907219
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+ >$60 remake of game you can play on your phone
50
+ >release in the same month as fire emblem DLC
51
+ >and xenoblade DLC
52
+ >and three weeks before zelda
53
+ It's like they want it to fail
54
+ --- 634907240
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+ >>634903202 (OP)
56
+ Id be embarrassed if someone saw me playing a game that looks like a fucking early learning app for literally toddlers.
57
+
58
+ No pixel no buy.
59
+ --- 634907249
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+ >>634903202 (OP)
61
+ Debating whether I should buy this game to, quite literally, give Nintendo money so that I can hopefully show those fuckers I want more Advance Wars and the extra sale helps tip the numbers in that favour.
62
+
63
+ I don't even want to play Reboot camp. I've played AW1/2 to death and don't really care much for the mulitplayer aspect since I'd have to pay for the online anyhow.
64
+ --- 634907347
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+ >>634903202 (OP)
66
+ Kek, bunch of delusional fatsos crowded round a public toilet eating diarrhoea and crying about how nobody wants to join them because there was a war in ukraine. Burn this shitty demake.
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+ --- 634907587
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+ >>634907249
69
+ Fuck shit I forgot that you actually have to pay for online play on the switch
70
+ God damn you Microsoft and your shit ass 360 online subscription shit popularizing this bull fuckery
71
+ --- 634907829
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+ >>634907071
73
+ Liar
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+ --- 634907876
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+ I loved advance wars all the way from 1 to days of ruin but don't see any reason to play this calarts artstyle cashgrab made by one of the worst indie studios
76
+ --- 634907965
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+ >>634907876
78
+ >one of the worst indie studios
79
+ What happened, /v/ used to love WayForward.
80
+ --- 634908061
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+ I almost fell asleep playing the tutorial; one of the most boring games I've ever played. The art style is also terrible.
82
+ --- 634908123
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+ >>634907249
84
+ If Nintendo was more willing to commit to Advance Wars you wouldn't be feeling like you need to buy this to keep the series alive.
85
+ --- 634908135
86
+ >>634907587
87
+ The difference being that online on the 360 was actually good.
88
+ --- 634908149
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+ >>634903202 (OP)
90
+ Direct-bait. Nintendo should have scrapped it and see if they could have gotten away with not releasing it at all!
91
+ --- 634908198
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+ >uglier than the gba games
93
+ >barely changed anything gameplay wise
94
+ >online is terrible
95
+ >60 bucks
96
+ There's literally no point in getting this unless you're that desperate to play Advance Wars on your switch.
97
+ --- 634908206
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+ >>634907965
99
+ They stopped making good games a fucking long time ago
100
+ --- 634908265
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+ >>634907071
102
+ >Here's all the GBA mainline games
103
+ >Here's online trading and PvP
104
+ >Here's all cut content restored
105
+ >Here's all event content
106
+ >Here's all e-Reader content
107
+ >Here's a gallery with artwork and concept art
108
+ >Here's a music library
109
+ >Here's some QoL fixes
110
+ >Here's the entire anime
111
+ >Here's the movie finally in HD
112
+ >Here's a new manga chapter
113
+ >High cost and translation issues are a western problem, the game is 6000 yen in Japan
114
+
115
+ It's cool that they actually remade all the graphics in HD from the ground up for AW1+2, but everything surrounding MMBN is so much more.
116
+ --- 634908292
117
+ >>634907249
118
+ Anon, I think you already know there's little chance of this game's sales convincing them to make a new one. It would have to hit astronomical numbers to make them consider it, and it's just not popular enough to do that. Most fans aren't interested because they butchered the art style and it's not something that is likely to appeal to people who never played them back in the day.
119
+ --- 634908391
120
+ don't care, post Max
121
+ --- 634908397
122
+ >>634904493
123
+ The fucks really do be always attacking my apc over any other unit
124
+ --- 634908461
125
+ >>634908265
126
+ Like I said, better at marketing. All the stuff you mentioned is nice, but it's not $60 nice. It doesn't help that they split the collection for no good reason either.
127
+ --- 634908621
128
+ >>634907249
129
+ Dont buy it you idiot, the only signal you're going to send them is that you want more terrible western remakes. If intelligent systems has an idea and the desire for another game they will make one, if they made fucking code name steam they can scrounge together 5 dollar to make an advance wars game.
130
+ --- 634908883
131
+ >>634908461
132
+ It's only split if you buy it split. If you buy it as one package, you get it cheaper than buying it separately. Not only that, I bought mine new for 5682 yen (normally it's 5990 yen) which is $42.85 USD.
133
+ --- 634908907
134
+ So are Black Hole troops still aliens? The line from Sami about sending them off the planet was changed.
135
+ --- 634909290
136
+ >>634903202 (OP)
137
+ because of this
138
+ i will never buy a demake
139
+ --- 634909423
140
+ >>634908391
141
+ New Max looks far too soft, he's shit now.
142
+ --- 634909580
143
+ >>634909290
144
+ >Kanbei's Imperial Forces of Yellow Comet
145
+ >Kanbei's Elite Forces of Gold Comet
146
+ Changes made for both Chinese and Japanese cultural sensitivity
147
+ --- 634909596
148
+ >>634903202 (OP)
149
+ The fact that they seriously delayed this game because of Russia Ukraine unironically made me not want to buy it.
150
+ --- 634909687
151
+ >>634909290
152
+ asian blacks are hilarious as fuck
153
+ --- 634909729
154
+ >>634908883
155
+ It shouldn't be split at all, they're just fleecing suckers. They are anyway with an asking price of $60 but still.
156
+ --- 634909798
157
+ >>634903202 (OP)
158
+ Wayforward should have put more time and money into another Shantae game instead of this.
159
+
160
+ Shame, I liked AW 1 and 2 back in the day on GBA but this remake feels overpriced and underwhelming.
161
+ --- 634910094
162
+ >>634909729
163
+ Anon, Re-Boot Camp is two GBA Intelligent System games for $60 VS six (ten in total) GBA capcom games for $60. Who is fleecing whom here?
164
+ --- 634910252
165
+ >>634910094
166
+ They both are, even if BN is the better deal. $60 for GBA games is ridiculous no matter how you slice it. It would certainly not cost one $60 to download and emulate the entire GBA library.
167
+ --- 634910781
168
+ >>634903202 (OP)
169
+ I already played the originals, why would I pay for or waste hard drive space on downgrades?
170
+ --- 634910913
171
+ >>634910781
172
+ >buying digital shit
173
+ --- 634910928
174
+ >>634903202 (OP)
175
+ post link please
176
+ --- 634911118
177
+ >>634910913
178
+ >or waste hard drive space
179
+ Come on now.
180
+ --- 634911143
181
+ >>634910928
182
+ nsw2u.org
183
+ --- 634911646
184
+ >>634909596
185
+ >elayed this game because of R
186
+ >>634904141
187
+ >use of Russia really kille
188
+
189
+ Game was not ready at that time, that why they delayed release. My friend work on this game.
190
+ --- 634914089
191
+ >>634903202 (OP)
192
+ >>634903202 (OP)
193
+ >game version 1.0
194
+ I'll wait
195
+ --- 634914156
196
+ >>634911646
197
+ shouldnt run your mouth about your friends work jbh
198
+ --- 634914226
199
+ I thought the game already came out months ago
200
+ I was emulating the first game and having a lot of fun
201
+ --- 634914352
202
+ >>634903202 (OP)
203
+ whats to talk about?
204
+ we played it and finished it way back in 2001
205
+ im happy zoomies can finally play the game on a modern system, they wont even notice the art style sucks now, but it was always about the GAMEPLAY
206
+ --- 634914354
207
+ >>634908135
208
+ doesnt excuse the fact faggot
209
+ --- 634914424
210
+ >>634909423
211
+ He has no triceps now.
212
+ --- 634914613
213
+ >>634903514
214
+ Rec me some strat games then.
215
+ --- 634915112
216
+ The guys working on the music had a fucking blast. Absolutely banger remixes.
217
+ --- 634915375
218
+ >>634914352
219
+ Pretty much how I feel. I woulda bought for online matchmaking tho
220
+ --- 634915450
221
+ I am very concerned you ARE talking about this game, /v/. Dump this trash and play the originals. Don't enable these devs or Nintendo.
222
+ --- 634915453
223
+ >>634903767
224
+ >megaman did the whole GBA collection thing better just a few days earlier
225
+ You weren't actually retarded enough to buy gba roms for $60?
226
+ --- 634915616
227
+ >>634903202 (OP)
228
+ They had ONE FUCKING JOB to add a mediocre online matchmaking and they couldn't even do that.
229
+ --- 634916057
230
+ I wish they had just made a NEW one
231
+ I love the series but I don't want to buy this again
232
+ --- 634916207
233
+ >>634903202 (OP)
234
+ I'm actually more concerned that we didn't have a Monster Hunter thread in 2 days. I know Rise is a meme, but still
235
+
236
+ About AW, all they had to do was make a proper online mode. 66dollar + Nintendo online tax. Lmao
237
+ --- 634916574
238
+ Someone should leak the older version. Russian language was removed, there should be at least other differences.
239
+ --- 634916791
240
+ >>634916574
241
+ *leaks on your shoes*
242
+ --- 634917338
243
+ >>634917224
244
+ Now I know for certain I don't want to play this version of the game.
245
+ --- 634917367
246
+ >>634903202 (OP)
247
+ its fucking ugly and pointless Im not touching this.
248
+ --- 634919958
249
+ my all time favorite thing is that Kanbeis theme just has the generic stock asian "YOOOOOOOOOOOO" screaming in the background
250
+ https://youtu.be/dQeVB9uuXqE [Embed]
251
+
252
+ he has quickly become my new favourite CO just because of that fact alone
253
+ --- 634920360
254
+ It's a real shame the entire game isn't 2D. The 3D visuals look so bad. But the 2D art is actually good.
255
+ --- 634920831
256
+ >>634907219
257
+ Nintendo sent it out to die, either they think they have more content lined up after Zelda or Nintendo fucked their release schedule to not have a gap in their first party lineup despite that literally happening from mid-March until around now.
258
+ --- 634920917
259
+ Wasn't this game done for the longest time but they kept pushing it back
260
+ --- 634920967
261
+ >>634903202 (OP)
262
+ /v/ doesn't talk about good games, what else is new
263
+ --- 634921097
264
+ >>634903202 (OP)
265
+ Blatant cash grab de-make of a game that can be easily emulated on GBA. Not even the best choice for a de-make (DS, DoR), not even the best way to play advance wars (AWBW) - only the most indoctrinated of Nintendo goyslop consumers will buy and play this. Or untalented YouTube hacks that are only playing this to make shit content with soiface thumbnail. This is not for the AW fans that already know this.
266
+ --- 634921378
267
+ >>634906754
268
+ Name of the site is included in the picture
269
+ --- 634921486
270
+ >>634903202 (OP)
271
+ I'll be honest with you, I'm too busy playing through 6 (yes SIX) megaman battle network games to get any new game atm.
272
+ --- 634921528
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+ >>634903202 (OP)
274
+ /v/ has failed. They are supposed to buy up all of the Nintendo games and flood the catalog everytime a new Nintendo game comes out since it's a Nintendo board. Seems like they only do that for Zelda, 3D Mario (mostly the older ones), and Metroid here. What a pity.
275
+ --- 634921589
276
+ >>634920917
277
+ Yes.
278
+
279
+ When it launched the other day for awhile until Nintendo updated the servers you couldn't redeem it for gold coins because it thought it released over a year ago.
280
+ --- 634921729
281
+ >>634909290
282
+ Based as fuck, using slaves as canon fodder
283
+ --- 634922053
284
+ >>634904141
285
+ >killed all momentum
286
+ yeah, everyone was saying it looked like shit.
287
+ then they stopped talking about it at all.
288
+ --- 634922292
289
+ >>634919958
290
+ The OST is honestly astounding, I never expected them to go this hard on it
291
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf5_UUb-wL0 [Embed]
292
+ --- 634922409
293
+ >voice acting for some reason
294
+ >le quirky animations for CO powers you see once and then turn off forever
295
+ >poor map readability compared to the originals
296
+ >all non BH factions look the same
297
+ >map making limited to small size only (why the fuck??)
298
+ >online multiplayer limited to 1v1
299
+ >can download maps only from friends
300
+ >no player made campaigns, no player made tournaments, no player made units or CO, no nothing.
301
+ >no new content
302
+ >sixty (60) dollars
303
+ >shazamsip.jpeg
304
+
305
+ Brave, truly, you had a professional studio backed up by Nintendo's experience and money and yet somehow produced a product that's inferior to a FREE, TWO DECADES OLD, BROWSER GAME MADE BY A COLLEGE STUDENT.
306
+ --- 634922564
307
+ >>634922292
308
+ The soul of Advance Wars lies in the soundtrack, it's something like pale imitations like Wargroove and shit will never grasp.
309
+ --- 634922679
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+ Can someone link me to all those artbook scans pls? The ones with character ages and whatnot.
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634903386
3
+ >what if I take all the soulful chiptunes and replace it with REAL flutes and violins
4
+
5
+ This old fuck is senile
6
+ --- 634903443
7
+ Pixel remaster is soulful
8
+
9
+ Soken is a hack
10
+ --- 634903450
11
+ >le bleep bloops are le soulful
12
+ shut the fuck up hipster
13
+ --- 634903516
14
+ >>634903386 (OP)
15
+ Who?
16
+ --- 634903650
17
+ >rhythm, counter melody, accompaniment all very prominent on the nes because of how it works
18
+ >this fuck completely buries them in the mix when its epic real instrument time
19
+ JAGMO's arrangements of old FF music are better than literally every stab he's taken at them.
20
+ --- 634903806
21
+ >>634903516
22
+ this
23
+ --- 634904184
24
+ >>634903386 (OP)
25
+ mogged by based buttrock master itoken
26
+ --- 634904567
27
+ >>634903650
28
+ Does the PSX arrangement use live instruments? Not epic, orchestral, triumphic music to jog and relax to, but I like it :)
29
+
30
+ https://youtu.be/YsZxBJm0D70 [Embed]
31
+ --- 634904597
32
+ >>634903386 (OP)
33
+ He lost his touch long long ago.
34
+ --- 634904675
35
+ As someone who grew up on Uematsu, there's simply a new GOAT.
36
+ --- 634905163
37
+ >>634903386 (OP)
38
+ >This old fuck is senile
39
+ He's had two legit mental breakdowns from overwork. Once on FFVI and again on FFVIII. Each game after that has had him doing less songs.
40
+
41
+ But yes, his real instrumental works are not as good as his synth stuff. He's a master at synth and people should have kept hiring him for that. Other people like Sugiyama and Soken are better with orchestration. And have proven it by doing orchestrated versions of his songs. But this doesn't make Uematsu bad. It makes the directors who force him to go orchestration bad. They should be hiring him to do synth stuff. There's still a lot of Square games that use synth.
42
+ --- 634905549
43
+ >>634905163
44
+ >Once on FFVI
45
+
46
+ story?
47
+ --- 634906036
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+ The Pixel Remaster soundtracks are amazing, and OP is a memberberrying autist with no taste
49
+ --- 634906123
50
+ >>634904675
51
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQDMEycrYCs [Embed]
52
+
53
+ relax to this my anons
54
+ --- 634906126
55
+ >>634905549
56
+ Uematsu was asked to do the music for Chrono Trigger right after FFVI. But he passed on it because he had what he later stated was a mental breakdown. He still wrote a few songs for Chrono Trigger, but couldn't do the entire thing. And while I don't want to be mean to Uematsu, his songs on Chrono Trigger are not exactly the best of the OST. A similar thing happened on FFX. Masashi Hamauzu wrote the lions share of the songs while Uematsu wrote about 1/3 of them. Many of them being remixes of the main theme Zanarkand.
57
+ --- 634906315
58
+ >>634906126
59
+ i think to zanarkand was really the end of his relevance
60
+
61
+ i idolized the guy growing up, i think with hobbies like gaming people tend to hang onto these names too long though. like metallica is one of my favorite bands but i dont fuck with albums after black album
62
+ --- 634906331
63
+ >>634906123
64
+
65
+ generic ambient westernslop
66
+ --- 634906345
67
+ >>634906126
68
+ Hot Take
69
+
70
+ Uematsu’s best songs were from FFX
71
+ PS1 Uematsu is best Uematsu
72
+ --- 634906404
73
+ >>634906315
74
+ >the end of his relevance
75
+ you forgot about lost odyssey which was his swan song.
76
+ --- 634906520
77
+ >>634906404
78
+ i've never heard that ost actually i should listen to it
79
+ --- 634906573
80
+ >>634906345
81
+ This is obvious.
82
+ --- 634906795
83
+ >>634906315
84
+ >i think to zanarkand was really the end of his relevance
85
+ Sadly, a lot of people think that was his height. And worship that one song.
86
+ --- 634906840
87
+ >>634906573
88
+ Ok good I thought I was crazy
89
+ For some reason when JRPG composers moved to real orchestras the music got a lot more boring
90
+ Soken is a rare exception
91
+ --- 634906857
92
+ >>634903386 (OP)
93
+ FF VIII is peak uematsu
94
+ --- 634906986
95
+ >>634906857
96
+ i can't remember one piece of music from it except the intro fight
97
+ --- 634907012
98
+ >>634903806
99
+ >not knowing who the Beethoven of video games is
100
+ you are a nigger
101
+ --- 634907069
102
+ >>634906986
103
+ >doesn't know about Fisherman's Horizon
104
+ ngmi
105
+ --- 634907267
106
+ >>634903443
107
+ I think Soken will be an okay successor, but he's never going to reach Nobuo's level.
108
+ --- 634907314
109
+ >>634906345
110
+ Uematsu's best songs are select songs over a dozen games. Ur them from FFIII, Trodian Beauty from FFIV, Another Continent from FFV, Kids Run from FFVI, etc. You can find some of his best songs from pretty much every game. But he not only had more amount of good songs in the earlier games, but more songs overall. Again, he wrote like 1/6th his usual amount in FFX. And a lot of them are remixes of the same song.
111
+ --- 634907320
112
+ >>634907069
113
+ ehhh comes in sounding like southern baptist funeral music. not a fan
114
+ --- 634907480
115
+ >>634903386 (OP)
116
+ He gave an interview and was even asked about this. It's not that he can't appreciate it or hates that others like it, it's that he can't get past the fact that when he composed these songs he did it with instruments in mind and did what he could to translate that into chiptunes. It's unfortunately a very common mentality with older devs and musicians from this era. When they look back at their work all they see is the limitations they had even though an entire generation grew up accepting it as a style.
117
+ --- 634907654
118
+ Speaking of instruments. I'm always fascinated by the cymbals players in an orchestra.
119
+ Do these guys really just dedicate their whole life clapping two cymbals together like twice during an entire concert? Or do they just find some spare players to do it?
120
+ --- 634907772
121
+ >>634907654
122
+ could be worse. you could be the guy banging a gong once.
123
+ --- 634907872
124
+ >>634907772
125
+ >>634907654
126
+ You are like a little baby. Watch this.
127
+
128
+ https://youtu.be/xv3po9AROBI?t=229 [Embed]
129
+
130
+ See if you can spot the guy playing the very non traditional instrument with one finger
131
+ --- 634907949
132
+ >>634907267
133
+ Soken is mediocre. His overworld themes are horribl
134
+ And he can't do soundtrack loops.
135
+ --- 634908037
136
+ >>634906857
137
+ True. VIII was his magnum opus.
138
+ --- 634908207
139
+ >>634907654
140
+ Most "Cymbal" players play like 6 other instruments. They're usually part of the percussion section and can play everything from Timpani to Xylophone to Bells. And they can quickly learn something else like Castanets on the fly if the song calls for it (like this guy from the London Philharmonic had to do for Dragon Quest IV).
141
+
142
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FIM0tL04nk&list=PLn84mrkUCl2qXu502s61yCmgmXb0RBVkd&index=3 [Embed]
143
+ --- 634908349
144
+ remain wrong
145
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaCkn9l3Rg4 [Embed]
146
+ --- 634908447
147
+ >>634907314
148
+ I haven't played FFX yet but I like listening to all the FF soundtracks so I put it on once and holy shit. I could barely listen to it unless it was by Hamauzu.
149
+ --- 634908463
150
+ >>634906857
151
+ VIII was peak videogame soundtracks, not just Uematsu
152
+ >>634906986
153
+ It doesn't have a single track that isn't great and its a soundtrack that lasts hours
154
+ --- 634908542
155
+ >>634908463
156
+ hahah I dunno man like I said I was a big fan of him and I can't even remember it
157
+
158
+ inserting the jpop song into the mix tainted the whole product so much musically. beginning of the end for companies like square, writing was on the wall there
159
+ --- 634908612
160
+ >>634906857
161
+ Yes.
162
+ >>634906840
163
+ For sure. Orchestra is much harder to use properly. None of these people are really...up to the task.
164
+ --- 634908642
165
+ >>634908542
166
+ What jpop?
167
+ --- 634908670
168
+ >>634908642
169
+ He is referring to Eyes on Me. After this, all FF's had a "theme song" along these lines, lyrical tracks.
170
+ --- 634908738
171
+ >>634908670
172
+ And they are all good to great and are played once in the ending. I'm miffed that FFX didn't ship with English vocals.
173
+ --- 634908801
174
+ >>634908642
175
+ what jpop? are you serious dawg?
176
+
177
+ what fuckin jpop from ff8 would i be talking about? lmao
178
+ --- 634908852
179
+ >>634908463
180
+ I donno. I love the VIII OST. But parts of Disk 3 aren't as good as Disk 1, 2 and 4. And I'd definitely say it's not the best game OST ever. But hey, opinions.
181
+ >>634908542
182
+ Eyes on Me is not JPOP. It's much more in the style of American Soft Rock and sung by a Chinese/American woman. But it's miles ahead of some shitty Whitney Houston or Celine Dion song.
183
+ --- 634908887
184
+ >>634903443
185
+ >>634907267
186
+ Why doesn't anyone ever acknowledge Hamauzu or Mizuta?
187
+ --- 634908893
188
+ >>634908670
189
+ >>634908801
190
+ Eyes on Me is great too and i'm surpised its even considered a pop track
191
+ --- 634908927
192
+ >>634908738
193
+ >I'm miffed that FFX didn't ship with English vocals.
194
+ Thank god it didn't. We don't need every song to be "localized." What's even more stupid is they kept the Japanese song, yet didn't give the option for Japanese voices.
195
+ --- 634908958
196
+ >>634908893
197
+ >Eyes on Me is great too
198
+
199
+ these are the people who sit here telling you their opinions like they matter on /v/
200
+
201
+ "dude Eyes on Me is fuckin great!!"
202
+ --- 634908990
203
+ >>634908887
204
+ Because XI was an MMO in the early 2000s before WoW therefore it might as well not exist.
205
+ Because they have a hateboner for XIII and VIIR and think that everything about the game sucks, just like XV.
206
+ --- 634909014
207
+ >>634908887
208
+ They were never advertised. Everyone always thinks that Uematsu did all the tracks. I bet most learned of the other composers by Spotify listing them as makers.
209
+ --- 634909064
210
+ >>634908887
211
+ People have already mentioned them in this thread.
212
+ --- 634909070
213
+ >>634908958
214
+ Yes, its a grandiose song befitting the greatest videogame soundtrack ever made
215
+ --- 634909096
216
+ I dread to think what awful jrock the FF16 ships with. Revolutions is the last good FF track with vocals.
217
+ --- 634909097
218
+ >>634908887
219
+ Not attached to games like 7 and 8. Turn-based games = More musical attachment.
220
+ --- 634909182
221
+ >>634909096
222
+ >NOOOOOOOO NOT ROCK WITH VOCALS!!!
223
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9dEu29RY44 [Embed]
224
+ --- 634909263
225
+ >>634909070
226
+ you don't listen to real music my dude
227
+
228
+ i dunno how i have to remind myself every single day that this place is full of absolute rejects
229
+
230
+ you only listen to video game music, right
231
+
232
+ >>634909182
233
+ lmao this is objectively terrible
234
+ --- 634909283
235
+ Post more link. I'm too lazy
236
+ --- 634909302
237
+ >>634909263
238
+ Video game music is the only real music left
239
+ Cope /mu/tant
240
+ --- 634909331
241
+ eh...I also think Eyes on Me was a poor choice and the start of a bad trend.
242
+ --- 634909403
243
+ >>634908887
244
+ Who? Final Fantasy is Uematsu, i could mention Ryuji Sasai since he made the Mystic Quest soundtrack and that was great
245
+ >>634909263
246
+ >le real music
247
+ >>634909331
248
+ The only bad trend is that people don't want to listen to music in videogames anymore, has nothing to do with the musical choices of past composers, in the end they just compose whatever the companies they work for ask.
249
+ --- 634909413
250
+ >>634909331
251
+ >I also think Eyes on Me was a poor choice
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+ How so? It fits perfectly well with Julia being a lounge singer.
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+ --- 634909475
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+ >>634909413
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+ >How so?
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+
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+ it's fucking jap garbage F-tier music jammed into a fucking video game retard
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+ --- 634909524
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+ >>634909331
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+ Eyes on Me fits perfectly for Laguna's story and the ending tied to his daughter. What doesn't fit is Rinoa.
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+ --- 634909569
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+ >>634907267
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+ Hamauzu > Soken
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+ --- 634909593
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+ >>634909475
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+ >wah Jap!
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+ See >>634908852
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+ >Eyes on Me is not JPOP. It's much more in the style of American Soft Rock and sung by a Chinese/American woman. But it's miles ahead of some shitty Whitney Houston or Celine Dion song.
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+ --- 634909639
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+ >>634909475
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+ ALL the music in FF is Japanese you retarded faggot.
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+ --- 634909652
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+ >>634903386 (OP)
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+ Better then vice-versa.
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+ Nu-chiptunesters are absolute trash.
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+ --- 634909678
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+ >>634909403
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+ fair enough, this is true too.
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+ >>634909413
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+ It fits in this way, yes. But I don't think lyrical songs work well in general. And having a "summary" song like this is a little degrading to the rest of the work desu.
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+ >>634909524
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+ Yeah, it fits. But an instrumental piece could be there that fits too, and is better.
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+ --- 634909689
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+ >>634909593
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+ it doesn't matter what you call it, it's gook supermarket music put into a video game
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+ --- 634909705
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+ >>634909182
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+ This was the perfect song for the moment
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+ --- 634909745
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+ >>634903450
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+ kill yourself, pedo faggot
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+ --- 634909785
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+ https://youtu.be/oLSsUFiRgus [Embed]
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+ I'm not familiar with Granblue except for playing the fighting game for a bit, but this song is so good, did he compose any other bangers that I should know about?
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+ --- 634909875
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+ >>634908887
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+ I dunno but Hamauzu is genuinely god tier, his stuff in FF10, 13 and 7R is some of the best of the entire series
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+ --- 634909953
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+ >>634909678
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+ The ending has both. It's a 20 minute long ending song with 18 of those minutes devoted to orchestrated themes. Cry more that they decided to put Julia's song over Laguna's part.
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+ --- 634910073
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+ >>634909953
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+ >Cry more
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+ I'm not crying kek. All I did was offer my opinion. It doesn't matter anyway, what's done is done.
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+ --- 634910238
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+ >>634909475
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+ >Japanese video game
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+ >has Japanese music
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+ --- 634910327
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+ >>634906126
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+ Aren't you mixing things up? Mitsuda did Chrono Trigger's soundtrack and overworked himself into getting stomach ulcers, at which point Uematsu stepped in to help finish the job.
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+ --- 634910396
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+ >>634910238
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+ name the japanese video games that pointlessly included live vocal music before that
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+
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+ i was actually alive when ff8 came out, so think fast
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+ --- 634910443
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+ >>634909263
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+ >/mu/ hipster attempts to weigh in while trying to establish authority as a musical expert
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+ --- 634910521
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+ >>634910443
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+ >its hipster to not listen to random garbage-tier japanese woman songs and pretend you like them
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+
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+ lmao its so sad how you are inable to authentically like anything
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+
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+ if you encountered eyes on me outside of a video game you would have instantly changed it, but because its in a video game that means its for you and good
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+
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+ you have actual autism so i'm not gonna argue back and forth with you, my penis has been inside women
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+ --- 634910616
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+ >>634909524
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+ Rinoa is the daughter of the girl Laguna loved but couldn't have. Their children achieved what Laguna and Julia could not. Rinoa being a terribly written character does not diminish this fact.
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+ --- 634910727
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+ >>634910521
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+ I really hit a nerve with that hipster remark, didn't I? It's incredible how that word always manages to cut to the core with you faggots, even after all these years.
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+ --- 634910738
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+ >>634910396
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+ 1) MGS and Castlevania SOTN had similar soft rock songs before FFVIII did it.
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+ 2) Eyes on Me is neither live nor pointless.
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+ 3) Previously you said you just don't like any vocal songs at all. Does that mean One Winged Angel counts?
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+ --- 634910860
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+ >>634910327
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+ No, Uematsu also had a breakdown himself and suggested Mitsuda to replace him with Chrono Trigger. Then Mitsuda ended up having a similar issue.
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+ --- 634910862
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+ >>634908738
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+ Not all of them.
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+ The Leone Lewis one for FF13 is forgettable as fuck.
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+ --- 634910884
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+ >>634910727
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+ no i just want you to viscerally feel the disgust i have for you
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+
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+ out of the human race some of teh most worthless people of all are people who can't form their own opinions about things
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+
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+ i could give you a cd with any 13 songs on it and tell you that nobuo uematsu gave it to me and you'd love all 13 songs unconditionally. you are an automaton
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+
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+ >>634910738
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+ yeah I guess they did
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+ also laughed out loud when it happened in those games, fucking sappy ass japs
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+
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+ >3) Previously you said you just don't like any vocal songs at all. Does that mean One Winged Angel counts?
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+ i'm not whatever autistic person you were talking to and i'm shocked you could confuse the two
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+ --- 634910923
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+ >>634910860
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+ this is wrong, Mitsuda was always the composer of CT, it was advertised in prerelease
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+
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+ CT was literally the first "hyped" game
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+ --- 634910967
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+ Why are real instruments bad?
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+ --- 634911051
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+ >>634910967
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+ they're not. but nobuo uematsu is middling at use of real instruments. he's a master at tracked/synthesized compositions, sample selection, waveform editing, things like that.
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+ --- 634911090
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+ >>634907949
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+ he has some moments of decency. he was god awful in 2.0 ffxiv, getting destroyed by uematsu's tracks even as busted up as he was.
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+ amh araeng is probably his best overworld track; he has a massive consistency issue compared to uematsu when he's in the zone, mizuta, or hamauzu
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+ --- 634911187
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+ >>634911090
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+ >amh araeng is probably his best overworld track
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+ this true... and his only good overworld theme. But again the loop is horrible.
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+ --- 634911258
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+ >>634910967
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+ orchestrations usually have boring percussion compared to snappy chiptune arranges.
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+ --- 634911306
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+ >>634911258
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+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KknZcH0rvBY [Embed]
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+
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+ did u say snappy drums
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+ --- 634911337
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+ >>634910967
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+ Different skill-set.
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+ --- 634911392
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+ >>634910884
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+ You seem to think that because I called you a hipster faggot that I only listen to vidya music.Of all the /v/ generalisations to get hung up on you target the least accurate for this board. At the very least this board has a great love for thrash metal. I personally prefer those who Uematsu was clear influenced by in Keith Emerson and Jon Lord.
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+
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+ >>634910396
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+ Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon (1997)
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+ --- 634911416
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+ >>634910923
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+ >it was advertised in prerelease
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+ Uh...they were working on it for months before any announcement was made to the public. It's not like today where they announce a FF game 7 years in advance and all they have is a concept trailer.
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+
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+ Uematsu is the one who said he was offered the job first, but had to pass. And he suggested Mitsuda.
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+ --- 634911435
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+ The natural conclusion to his music and his metal/prog influences was Black Mages. Why did they split up?
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+ --- 634911505
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+ >>634911416
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+ No, actually, it was like today, when the personnel who would work on the game were announced
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+
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+ how the fuck woudl you know, not having been there
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+ --- 634911512
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+ >>634911435
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+ It wasn't an official group. Just a name given to their temporary collaboration. Kinda like "The Seatbelts" are not a real band. Just a group of artists Yoko Kanno brought together to do Cowboy Bebop.
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+ --- 634911703
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+ I will also add that...it's rare for someone to have good musical output for a long time. It's not really too surprising what his arc was. Phrasing was his strong suit, and the old limitations made phrasing the foundation.
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+ With orchestras and a gazillion tracks now, you can just steam-roll tracks through. Every additional track is exponential difficulty in a way.
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+ And then if you get caught up in this and forget about the phrases...well, you'll never make anything good.
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+ --- 634911760
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+ >>634910396
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+ >name the japanese video games that pointlessly included live vocal music before that
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+ Psycho Soldier in 1986: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tofY0pNdlxg [Embed]
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+ --- 634911769
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+ Distant Dreams ruined his original tracks.
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+ --- 634911793
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+ >>634911505
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+ >how the fuck woudl you know, not having been there
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+ You realize the same can be said about your argument, right? Actually, you probably don't.
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+ --- 634911795
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+ >>634911703
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+ >Nobuo Uematsu sitting in his house, silently reading this thread in a bathrobe
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+ --- 634911808
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+ >>634908207
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+ >Percussion
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+ >Xylophone
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+ --- 634911885
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+ >>634911795
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+ I wonder if he cares about it at all. He says he prefers rock music iirc.
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+ --- 634911917
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+ >>634911769
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+ You mean Distant Worlds? Because I agree somewhat. Some tracks like Theme of Love are really good, but others don't really sound right.
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+ --- 634911941
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+ >>634911760
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+ damn that's dank as fuck! SNK cray cray
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+
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+ however, that's not a pointless inclusion: it's clearly a theme song. it's a very pointed inclusion
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+
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+ >>634911793
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+ the amount of people I talk to on this board who ever knew what was going on back then is 0. even if they were playing games at the time they weren't reading the right mags
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+ --- 634912001
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+ >>634911941
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+ I am one of those
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+ >played the games
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+ >but didn't know any of these things
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+ People. Fairly true I'd imagine for many.
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+ --- 634912004
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+ >>634911917
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+ Yes. The orchestral rearrangements are bad and ruin the distinct melody of the originals with an overload of instruments going off simultaneously.
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+ --- 634912083
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+ >>634903386 (OP)
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+ Glad to see you have taste
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+ --- 634912096
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+ Uematsu can rest easy after his magnum opus
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+
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+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OulBkYmgN0Q [Embed]
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+ --- 634912112
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+ I still think Sakimoto would've been a better choice going forward as opposed to Soken, but he's never been big on FF outside of Matsuno's stuff so I can understand why that would've been a weird person to pass the torch to.
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+ Soken can do great stuff when he isn't cranking out world-record tracklists on a shit schedule with no budget, yeah he doesn't always hit but each album has HUNDREDS of songs made back to back to back. His working conditions and Uematsu's aren't even comparable.
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+ --- 634912149
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+ Nothing wrong with NUematsu
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+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaCkn9l3Rg4 [Embed]
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+ --- 634912175
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+ >>634903386 (OP)
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+ Distant Worlds’ Not Alone is much better than the original https://youtu.be/nyQCR-8Squ4 [Embed]
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+ --- 634912190
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+ >>634904567
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+ It’s synthesized.
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+ --- 634912192
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+ >>634912112
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+ Issue with Soken is that he doesn't have "it". His phrases are weak. It's something that people say is unteachable.
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+ --- 634912224
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+ >>634911885
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+ yeah he might just see all his final fantasy shit in the same way a plumber sees pipes lol
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+ --- 634912254
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+ >>634912192
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+ >Issue with Soken is that he doesn't have "it".
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+ Hard disagree, some of his verses are more memorable than Uematsu's early compositions.
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+ --- 634912286
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+ >>634903386 (OP)
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+ >>what if I take all the soulful chiptunes and replace it with REAL flutes and violins
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+ Yeah, then you get his best work, nigger.
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+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaCkn9l3Rg4 [Embed]
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+ --- 634912295
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+ >>634911941
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+ When the "mags" announced Chrono Trigger, they used Uematsu's name as part of the "dream team." Even after the game released and it was clear that Mitsuda did the vast majority of the songs, they still used Uematsu's name for selling the music.
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+
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+ But none of this matters. The original point was that Uematsu was picked to be the composer first. Then Mitsuda was given the job later. According to Uematsu in interviews, he suggested Mitsuda because he had "health issues." Why else do you think they went with a guy who had almost no experience to head the music of their "dream" game? It would take something huge to have them pick a new guy over their intended composer on a game meant to be all the most important people on the FF and DQ teams. So we either have to believe they just picked Mitsuda over Uematsu...or there was some complication that forced them to. And again, in the end, they still used Uematsu's name over Mitsuda's on the final product.
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+ --- 634912310
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+ >>634912254
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+ Let's see if you can educate me. Others gave me samples before, but offer me some of these strong works from your perspective.
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+ --- 634912343
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+ >>634912112
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+ i think you're underestimating just how hard uematsu got worked. even if you just looked at what he did from 1995-2000, the man was on the grindstone, and it pretty much broke him mentally
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+ --- 634912346
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+ >>634912175
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+ true
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+ --- 634912348
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+ >>634912295
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+ I distinctly remember Mitsuda being stated as the composer at the very beginning
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+ --- 634912349
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+ >>634911941
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+ >however, that's not a pointless inclusion: it's clearly a theme song. it's a very pointed inclusion
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+ Eyes On Me is a reoccurring theme throughout FFVIII. Not only is it a theme used 4-5 times in the game, but also ties to the plot. You're an idiot.
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+ --- 634912414
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+ >>634912349
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+ yet it's not a theme song, it's middle aged jap gook woman drinking wine song
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+
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+ you don't understand what a theme song sounds like, because you have autism and don't listen to any real music and only listen to video game music whatsoever.
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+
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+ dude kiss my fucking asshole..."Eyes on me is good bro!! really!" kys fucking drone
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+ --- 634912416
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+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enprAgkvvxM [Embed]
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+
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+ OP BTFO
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+ --- 634912524
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+ >>634911885
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+ he should had embraced cheesy rock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGn9sEa9x0s [Embed]
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+ --- 634912547
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+ Orchestral music has been pure cancer in most videogames. It only works for boss fights in JRPGs.
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+ --- 634912565
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+ >>634912348
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+ https://www.thegamer.com/chrono-trigger-was-originally-supposed-to-be-composed-by-kenji-ito-and-nobuo-uematsu/
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+
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+ They wanted Uematsu (and Ito) to be the composer. But went with Mitsuda. This article doesn't say why, but Uematsu has said in the past he had a "breakdown" around the time of FFVI. It's not hard to put two and two together.
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+ --- 634912581
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+ >>634912224
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+ both him and Amano pretty openly don't really give a fuck about FF beyond it taking up a good 2 decades or so of their life
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+ --- 634912634
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+ >>634912565
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+ has nothing to do with what I said. first information that was released says mitsuda was composer. not deviating from that point. you were wrong.
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+ --- 634912646
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+ >>634912524
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+ Yeah it does do the job.
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+ VII and VIII did the job perfectly however I think. It's the perfect type of composition for that type of game.
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+ --- 634912654
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+ >>634912414
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+ >it's not a theme song if it's a type of music I don't like
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+ >you just don't listen to music
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+ >you have autism
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+ >dude kiss my fucking asshole
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+ I just got a /mu/ bingo!
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+ --- 634912720
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+ Here is One-winged angel:
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+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzQE_7mn8ts [Embed]
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+ Just a masterclass in phrasing...
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+ --- 634912727
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+ >>634912581
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+ oh, no, amano cares very deeply about FF, believe you me
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+
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+ he had pretensions of being a great artist and important and simply was never seen as one by the crowd he wanted to get in with. I'm sure he clutches fondly to his only high level relevance.
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+
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+ >>634912654
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+ why would i use a 4chan board about music lmao fucking retard
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+
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+ tribalist zoomers with no friends or affiliations in real life, everyone is some "other tribe" to you on the internet now in your deflated nigger brain
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+ --- 634912796
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+ The only non-solo album arrangements he personally did were for the FF1 and 2 PS1 remakes. Someone else did the Pixel Remasters. And FFX Remastered. And FF7R. And Distant Worlds. And 99% of anything that has to do with rearranging his compositions.
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+ --- 634912842
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+ >>634903386 (OP)
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+ Uematsu was supposedly on board on that scam Project Phoenix
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+ --- 634912843
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+ >>634912634
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+ >claims Mitsuda was always the composer
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+ >provide evidence they were going to go with Uematsu before Mitsuda, as stated by Mitsuda himself
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+ >w-well that doesn't count! Only what I read in a magazine counts!
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+ --- 634912896
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+ >>634912720
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+ Note how each transition, each section, carries itself with confidence...there's no filler. It all says something.
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+ --- 634912905
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+ >>634912310
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+ https://youtu.be/UfP_3UD5qF8?t=1369 [Embed]
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+ There's one from like a week ago. If you don't hear anything special in that, I don't really know what to tell you. Yeah, the earlier FF games had stuff like Pandemonium and Eternal Wind, but all of I-IV was pretty forgettable outside of those classic tracks that every knows- Theme of Love, Elia, The Rebel Army, that kind of thing. It was typically 1 or 2 per game, even with the thousands of hours over the course of decades that I've played the games and listened to the music I still don't think I could hum to you a battle theme without assistance from I-V. Maybe Battle on the Big Bridge? But that's had a bunch of iconic reorchestrations, so maybe that's why.
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+ --- 634912906
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+ >>634912720
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+ One Winged Angel isn't even his best choral piece. Or his best "phrasing."
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+ --- 634912927
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+ >hating on humble smiling man because le contrarian mental illness
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+ --- 634912959
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+ >>634912796
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+ Didn't they consult him, at least, for PR?
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+ --- 634912965
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+ While we are talking about symphonic arrangements.
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+ Does anyone know if mana series anniversary album is still on youtube? Can't seem to find it.
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+ --- 634913000
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+ >>634912727
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+ >I'm sure he clutches fondly to his only high level relevance.
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+ Bro what? Amano has pieces in museums and has done infinitely better work for shit like Elric and VampD. Yeah, his relevance was in years long past but he was very much a respected artist outside of his work on the FF series.
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+ --- 634913004
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+ >>634912905
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+ Oh no...
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+ >>634912906
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+ I didn't say it was his best piece or not...Not sure why you put phrasing in quotes.
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+ --- 634913016
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+ >>634912796
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+ He did FFI solo. FF2 was Tsuyoshi Sekito, FFX was remastered by all three original composers, and FF7R was done by like 20 arrangers.
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+ --- 634913106
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+ Well...the situation is as it is. Hopefully my posts were interesting and educating to some.
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+ --- 634913176
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+ >>634912843
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+ you didn't provide any fucking evidence lmao you provided an insuation based on hearsay go fuck yourself
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+ --- 634913185
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+ What's up with this faggot lmao
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+ --- 634913229
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+ >>634913000
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+ >Amano has pieces in museums
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+
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+ uhh, a lot of artists have pieces in museums. that doesn't mean anything. that isn't what fame is to an artist
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+
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+ >ah, his relevance was in years long past but he was very much a respected artist outside of his work on the FF series.
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+
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+ not how he wanted. he wanted to be part of paris/milan scene and could not make it in.
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+ --- 634913243
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+ >>634913004
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+ >Oh no...
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+ How thoughtful of you anon, I'm so glad I typed all of that. Try not to let the door hit you on your way out.
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+ --- 634913330
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+ >>634913176
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+ >you didn't provide any fucking evidence
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+ >literally posted an article of Mitsuda himself saying Uematsu and Ito were chosen before him
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+ You choosing to avoid the article doesn't make it go away.
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+ --- 634913349
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+ >>634913229
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+ >not how he wanted. he wanted to be part of paris/milan scene and could not make it in.
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+ Dawg he's done pieces for 90% of the big European fashion brands and Vogue, I'm pretty sure you just don't know what you are talking about
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+ --- 634913384
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+ >>634904184
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+ The Falcom JDK Band outbuttrock all the buttrockers.
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+ --- 634913389
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+ >>634913176
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+ >>634913185
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+ >lmao
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+ You need to go back.
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+ --- 634913449
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+ >>634911512
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+ Nah they released 3-4 albums and did a few tours bro
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+ --- 634913450
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+ >>634913389
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+ lmao
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+ --- 634913461
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+ >>634903443
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+ >Removes content added throughout the years for all 5 games
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+ >"CRT" Filter sucks and you get only ONE option, how can they be so incompetent?
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+ >Tiny font, tiny as shit, would it hurt to have the option to make it bigger?
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+ >FF1 advanced jobs use their ugly FF1 sprite instead of the cool remake sprite
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+ >Saturation up the ass, why change the coloring that much? FFVI specially suffers
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+ >All have different pricing? With FF2 being cheaper than FF1 and the "combo" being fucking 70 bucks, so are we now accepting these "compilations" for above MSRP? THAT'S a good goy!
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+ --- 634913485
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+ >>634912414
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+ Eyes on Me is a prominent leitmotif in the game. Waltz for the Moon, Julie, My Mind, Love Grows and Eyes on Me all use that melody. There are a number of leitmotifs in the game (the other notable one being the Balamb Garden melody). It's clear that you don't actually know the soundtrack very well. Typical /mu/ behaviour to lash out and talk big without much actual knowledge of music.
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+ --- 634913514
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+ >>634913461
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+ FF2 is one of the worst JRPGs of all time and you should get paid for playing it. It should reduce the value of the bundle by at least $20 just for being included.
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+ --- 634913572
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+ >>634903386 (OP)
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+ It will be extremely ludo that's what
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+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTHUKixKfZE [Embed]
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+ --- 634913585
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+ >>634912905
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+ This is literally 14 music but instead of guitars he's forced to use orchestra.
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+ --- 634913603
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+ >>634906857
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+ I'd say it's between 8 and 9, the keyboard in "Grand Cross" is pure sex.
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+ --- 634913638
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+ >>634913514
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+ >yuck an RPG where you have to think about what skills your using???
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+ Hating 2 and 8 is sign of low IQ
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+ --- 634913651
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+ >>634913585
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+ The truly amusing part is he brought up in a discussion about phrases...one of the worst choices possible.
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+ Although it does show my earlier point on the changes in how music is approached now. Yes, I re-entered the thread, but will simply ignore low-intelligence posters.
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+ --- 634913654
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+ >>634913514
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+ Or you know, Square could have just fixed it with either the PS1 or GBA "remakes." Or even this recent Pixel Remaster. It's really sad how Square consistently does this. They release a remaster/remake and change things that shouldn't be changed, then don't fix bugs or alter level rates that do need fixing.
681
+ --- 634913721
682
+ >>634911187
683
+ >My opinion is objective
684
+
685
+ FUCKING
686
+
687
+ LOL
688
+ --- 634913768
689
+ >>634913638
690
+ Lacking critical thinking and placing FF2 and FF8 on a pedestal because people dislike them and you don't is a sign of mental illness.
691
+ --- 634913797
692
+ >>634913654
693
+ They literally fixed a bunch of stuff from the original FF2 in every release over the years. The only thing that is still objectively shit in the latest versions are the dungeon layouts.
694
+ --- 634913979
695
+ >>634913721
696
+ It is. The same like saying Merkel was bad for europe.
697
+ --- 634914016
698
+ >>634913797
699
+ The GBA version still has a lot of the same issues the PS1 and NES versions had. Including bad pacing, random enemy placement (Hill Gigas in between the Gigas dungeon and the town?) and the same exploits for skills that break the game.
700
+ --- 634914415
701
+ >>634913651
702
+ It seems like he's a 14 player at least trying to go back and play the earlier games but he's still going in with the bias that Soken is the best and Uematsu was merely a stepping stone or something. It's more than I can say for most 14 players who play it exclusively and claim it's the best in all regards.
703
+ --- 634914469
704
+ >>634913768
705
+ I like them because they're good, I simply don't give a shit about your consensus opinion. FF8 has the best art direction and the best CGI in all of FF to this day and I love it. FF2 has some of the best music in the franchise and a very good story for a NES game and I also love it.
706
+ --- 634914523
707
+ >>634914415
708
+ I don't know. A lot of people just don't have good ears. Phrasing is, for some reason, not well-known either, despite being the cornerstone of all composition.
709
+ But it's okay. It's a difficult subject and I expect most people to not know anything about it.
710
+ --- 634914608
711
+ >>634914469
712
+ 8 really does have the best music too...even this relatively subdued song:
713
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D78wdfgAfOw [Embed]
714
+ Has a tremendous richness to it with the interplay of phrases.
715
+ --- 634914626
716
+ What's with all the fart sniffing in this thread, holy shit
717
+ --- 634914805
718
+ >>634914626
719
+ The one guy? Let him be, he probably traded literal years of his life for a piece of paper that says he knows a lot about music.
720
+ --- 634914818
721
+ >>634914415
722
+ >It seems like he's a 14 player at least trying to go back and play the earlier games
723
+ I've quite literally never played FFXIV in my life. Ironic, that you would complain about biases when it seems like you guys can't even have an intellectual conversation without putting up strawmen to hurl veiled insults at, all the while jerking off your own entrenched biases.
724
+ --- 634914903
725
+ >>634903386 (OP)
726
+ >Chiptunes
727
+ --- 634914905
728
+ >>634914469
729
+ Music and art direction don't make games good.
730
+ --- 634914987
731
+ Here is a comparison with hamauzu
732
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FgemvjlHw8 [Embed]
733
+ You can see he relies more on movements, and he uses them very well. But at the core of it, his phrases are strong here as well.
734
+ --- 634915104
735
+ >>634914987
736
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nkn5skFFWY [Embed]
737
+ sakimoto is better
738
+ --- 634915329
739
+ >>634914469
740
+ >FF8 has the best art direction and the best CGI in all of FF to this day and I love it.
741
+ I actually agree. But that doesn't make it the best actual game. You know, in gameplay and stuff. But hot damn does it have better art and cinematic direction than the other games. No idea why the series went with other people for the later games.
742
+
743
+ FF2 though..wow. I can't agree. Some good music. But everything else is painful. Including the story.
744
+ --- 634915389
745
+ >>634915104
746
+ Yeah I don't know too much about anyone desu.
747
+ Didn't play 12 myself.
748
+ This is a good song, he has strong phrasing as well, I prefer this style for games.
749
+ I think it does a better job of pulling someone in without taking over too much...Movements are too large, should be reserved for key moments IMO.
750
+ Very nice transitions here too!
751
+ --- 634915405
752
+ >>634915104
753
+ FFXII is some of the most chaotic and shifting music I've ever heard. And I don't mean that in a good way. One song will have like five different themes in it. Sorry I don't have some fancy /mu/ degree to explain it. But it's the musical equivalent of a Pollock painting.
754
+ --- 634915449
755
+ >>634913461
756
+ I tried pointing out criticisms on some other forum and I got told "yeah but you can mod it!". I hate these people. Fan mods fixing a game does not excuse a bad job.
757
+
758
+ >>634913638
759
+ Hating FF8 is when people follow trends. Hating FF2 is perfectly reasonable. Especially if you played the original version. Every dungeon has a monster closet.
760
+
761
+ >>634914469
762
+ >FF2 has some of the best music in the franchise and a very good story for a NES game and I also love it.
763
+ Every FF has good music and the story is just Star Wars.
764
+ --- 634915459
765
+ >>634907949
766
+ I honestly prefer his overworld themes over the samey garage rock bullshit with a forced musical transitions to accomodate the formulaic fights they have. It was a novel idea in the beginning but that shit just got old way too quick, yet everyone seems to suck them off for that shit.
767
+ --- 634915513
768
+ >>634915329
769
+ >No idea why the series went with other people for the later games.
770
+ They didn't, it's more likely FFVIII was just a fluke, or the guiding hand of some unseen tard wrangler that blessed us with what we got.
771
+ Almost all of the art team went on to work on X and XIII, CG director dropped off the face of the Earth, although I'd argue the stuff done for XV was much superior, despite that being a shit game.
772
+ I do fuck with the Vagrant Story opening though, and I'm almost certain the same dude was responsible for that.
773
+ --- 634915531
774
+ >>634914818
775
+ It's what I've been hearing14 players say ever since Shadowbringers came out. "You don't understand bro this boss track is totally better than Uematsu" and when you play it it's just Soken doing rock or the rock equivalent with orchestra and choir that vaguely sounds like Latin that he pulls from a program.
776
+ --- 634915595
777
+ >>634915405
778
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38FGEm5fzV8 [Embed]
779
+ that's sakimoto's charm, it's got to be properly implemented into the scene, though. it's odd pace is very unique and lot of the reason why I think he enjoys working with matsuno so much.
780
+ --- 634915658
781
+ >>634915513
782
+ >CG director dropped off the face of the Earth
783
+ Well that would explain it. Because I was mostly talking about how the CG cutscenes have so much better staging and development than the later games. Stuff in FFX and XII is technically better in quality of art and all that, but VIII was better at using the language of film.
784
+ --- 634915665
785
+ >>634915595
786
+ This is nice too. He does have a much slower pace than what one is accustomed too (long phrases.)
787
+ --- 634915676
788
+ >>634908887
789
+ I started doing it. Really good stuff.
790
+ https://youtu.be/VTGc1lUH6rU [Embed]
791
+ --- 634915715
792
+ >>634915531
793
+ Well if you'd bother to actually read my posts, you'd see I never once claimed Soken was better than Uematsu, I simply said, more or less, that he's able to grasp on to Uematsu's coattails, basically.
794
+ Imho people that pretend Uematsu is infallible are just as bad as the people who needlessly suck off Soken.
795
+ --- 634915820
796
+ >>634915595
797
+ His music in Tactics didn't really sound that chaotic. In fact, it's some of the most subdued in the FF series. But when it comes to FFXII, it might not have even been Sakimoto for all I know. The director of the game might have been telling him to make it most bombastic or triumphant or something. Or "more like Star Wars" as I theorize, given how some of the themes sound and how the story/visuals of the game were obviously trying to go for that. But that's just a theory.
798
+ --- 634915857
799
+ >>634915676
800
+ This style does work well for games too, but it is hard to compare with the other style. Hard as in, I don't know how to compare them, not to say one is better or not.
801
+ --- 634915881
802
+ >>634909096
803
+ Revolutions is fucking dogshit, and I say this as an XIV fan.
804
+ --- 634915882
805
+ >>634915665
806
+ https://youtu.be/1xz3R6CPNww?t=65 [Embed]
807
+ to hammer home my examples, take a listen to this, and pay attention to the implementation. there's only two tracks that play in this entire 14 minute segment, one of the tracks being 11 minutes long. bad for listening, but when experienced within the game itself it's almost unrivaled.
808
+ --- 634915904
809
+ >>634915857
810
+ Also, I really have no knowledge of this form at all so I guess I'm just naive. No experience here.
811
+ --- 634915920
812
+ >>634909096
813
+ https://twitter.com/finalfantasyxvi/status/1646627217412349952
814
+ Haven't you heard the theme song yet? It already sounds like some generic anime ballad and I'm sure the zoomers will appreciate that it's the same dude who sings the epic chainsaw man opening!
815
+ --- 634915928
816
+ >>634915857
817
+ it works well in the moment even if its not a typical FF track. kind of like man with the machine gun in FF8.
818
+ --- 634916045
819
+ >>634915882
820
+ Ah I like this a lot. Excellent excellent tension built.
821
+ Great inter-play here too, even with the FX. Never played Vagrant Story but I feel inclined to now...
822
+ Pretty inspiring stuff thank you anon. (Still listening.)
823
+ --- 634916154
824
+ >>634915459
825
+ I feel the same way. Serenity (Black Shroud theme) is still my favorite song in the game. And I like a lot of the other town/region themes. But all anyone talks about are the boss themes.
826
+ --- 634916195
827
+ >>634915715
828
+ I don't pretend he's infallible because his work on X beyond 5-6 tracks sucks and is carried by Hamauzu and sometimes Nakano. XI is a bit better but it's still far from his heyday.
829
+ >he's able to grasp on to Uematsu's coattails, basically.
830
+ I'm gonna disagree with this and leave it at that.
831
+ --- 634916217
832
+ >>634916045
833
+ >Never played Vagrant Story but I feel inclined to now...
834
+ highly recommend, it's probably the best PSX era game made by square
835
+ --- 634916501
836
+ >>634916217
837
+ Yeah the visuals were strong too...it's over for me. Another ROM to the list.
838
+ --- 634916582
839
+ >>634915928
840
+ Yeah makes sense. I like SoP myself and the music. I just don't think I can judge that style against other styles without going at it from a style versus style approach instead of work versus work.
841
+ And then that's hard to do too because it depends so much on the game.
842
+ --- 634916689
843
+ >>634910521
844
+ hipster faggot
845
+ also
846
+ >reddit spacing
847
+ lmao go back
848
+ --- 634916913
849
+ >>634903386 (OP)
850
+ >Uematsu when he made final boss themes for SaGa
851
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJdYvu0VVNE#t=30m00s [Embed]
852
+ --- 634917041
853
+ >>634916913
854
+ This is very nice too, also never played these games. Interesting stereo usage here, was it always stereo or originally mono?
855
+ --- 634917126
856
+ >>634905163
857
+ >Each game after that has had him doing less songs.
858
+ Hmmmmm
859
+ --- 634917241
860
+ >>634915882
861
+ >https://youtu.be/1xz3R6CPNww?t=65 [Embed]
862
+ Matsuno's "kind dictatorship" really made the best games SE will ever release.
863
+ You'd think they'd learn after a particular point all they need to do is find tard wranglers with a vision if they want to be successful.
864
+ --- 634917376
865
+ >>634909096
866
+ Huh?
867
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0AcvqihLgM [Embed]
868
+ --- 634917581
869
+ >>634903443
870
+
871
+ They are the worst versions for each game bar FF3.
872
+
873
+ The soundtrack is pretty much the only reason to consider getting the games, but some tracks were ruined. FF2s first boss theme is the biggest casualty.
874
+ --- 634917884
875
+ >>634917376
876
+ KINO
877
+ --- 634918187
878
+ >>634917581
879
+ I can already say that you are full of shit because that FF1 is absolutely not the worst version when GBA exists.
880
+ --- 634918406
881
+ >>634905163
882
+ >But yes, his real instrumental works are not as good as his synth stuff
883
+ 100% fake news.
884
+
885
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmR3AALCPzo [Embed]
886
+ --- 634919543
887
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij3UGNlGilI [Embed]
888
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ6Es1h8W0g [Embed]
889
+ --- 634920809
890
+ >>634906857
891
+ VIII's and IX's OSTs are overrated and VII's OST is underrated. Just because people say VII has some iconic themes doesn't mean the rest of the OST isn't also his peak output.
892
+ --- 634920906
893
+ >>634910967
894
+ They aren't but chiptune music is more appropriate for sprite graphics. It's a whole aesthetic borne from the technology of the era.
895
+ --- 634921883
896
+ >>634919543
897
+ Nice tracks for sure, never heard these before.
898
+ >>634920809
899
+ True, VII is very very strong.
900
+ --- 634921985
901
+ >>634909639
902
+ Leona Davis is Japanese!?
903
+ --- 634922074
904
+ >>634906345
905
+ The best songs in FFX weren't even Uematsu's
906
+ --- 634922485
907
+ >>634903516
908
+ >>634903806
909
+ >they don't recognize uzumaki naruto
910
+ --- 634922648
911
+ >>634922485
912
+ >they didn't
913
+ >Believe It!
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634903539
3
+ Why historyfags hate Warhammer so much? I mean yeah, Warhammer 3 still has the same problems that always plagued total war, but at least there's more variety and fun
4
+ --- 634903631
5
+ Because Total Warhammer is significantly more successful than any of the histfag games and they're insecure over it
6
+ It also has guns and flying units and SEMs and generally elements beyond rightclicking your spearmanii on the enemy's spearmanii and going afk so it confuses them
7
+ --- 634903881
8
+ >>634903539 (OP)
9
+ Fuck you, I like the Tomb Kings.
10
+ --- 634904309
11
+ >>634903539 (OP)
12
+ Screw you. The Bretonnians are my jam. My histautism comes second to my love for Arthurian lore.
13
+ --- 634905296
14
+ >>634904309
15
+ Sorry gamer, but they're boring
16
+ --- 634905603
17
+ What's with the Reddit racism towards the French?
18
+ --- 634905805
19
+ >>634905603
20
+ Safe edgy humour.
21
+ Some people (like Algerians) have legitimate reasons to hate the French tho
22
+ --- 634905820
23
+ >>634905603
24
+ Resentment towards the French people is fuelled by the fact that neither Anglos, nor Germans, nor Latinos (Spanish, Portuguese, etc) can cope with the fact that France contributed to the world's history, culture and development the most. That's why they turn to this petty hatred and then brush everything off as 'banter'.
25
+ --- 634905994
26
+ inb4 that one schizo complaining about Skeleton models in later WHFB and AoS again
27
+ --- 634906007
28
+ >>634905603
29
+ They're generic Western Europe so making fun of them is safe and """ironic""" like making fun of white people. Plus it makes you sound like you're in the Top Secret "I Took AP World History" club when in reality anyone who is familiar with European history is invariably a Francophile because they're the second most important group to European identity behind the Romans.
30
+ --- 634906079
31
+ >>634903539 (OP)
32
+ Warhammer seems pretty expensive to get into
33
+ --- 634906141
34
+ >not 40k
35
+ why even care
36
+ --- 634906154
37
+ >>634906079
38
+ Just buy Warhammer 3 and use creamapi for free DLCs
39
+ --- 634906298
40
+ >>634906141
41
+ 40k is ass, imagine if you reapplied shitty DBZ power level nonsense to DBZ itself so you get retarded power level nonsense squared. Then you hire every artist who got rejected from working on WoW, and that's 40k.
42
+ --- 634907486
43
+ >>634903539 (OP)
44
+ we wuz tomb kangz
45
+ --- 634907604
46
+ >>634903539 (OP)
47
+ I grew attached to the Warhammer games as someone that was spiteful of them and how much discussion on the series ended up revolving around them but I still think they're the worst thing to happen to Total War despite loving them.
48
+ --- 634907613
49
+ >>634905603
50
+ The most nigger infested country in europe.
51
+ --- 634907761
52
+ >>634906298
53
+ I've tried but I just can't get into 40k as much as I can for Fantasy, it has charms but I can't take a lot of the stuff at face value for some reason even though I'm perfectly fine with the kind of campy humor and dialogue that's present in the Fantasy stuff (that I've personally consoomed)
54
+ --- 634907834
55
+ >>634905603
56
+ Don’t the French riot a lot? They sound pretty cool to me. I heard they even rioted to keep Muslims out but their government didn’t listen but maybe that’s not true. Either way I’m sure it’s because of deep seething that native white French people have like a thousand year history of being great.
57
+ --- 634907916
58
+ >>634903539 (OP)
59
+ It doesn't even matter any more, CA are shooting themselves in the head with Hyenas and I bet my left nutsack we'll see a
60
+ >The Future of Total War Warhammer 3
61
+ post before the end of this year.
62
+ --- 634908032
63
+ >>634903539 (OP)
64
+ I love TWWH and am in the mood for some fantasy books. I heard the Gotrek and Felix ones are good, anything else that's worth checking out? More interested in Fantasy but could also be tempted with 40k books.
65
+ --- 634908035
66
+ Imagine if the mushrooms that grow on rotting stuff wuz sort of sentient and grew arms n legs to wrek shit to have more logs to grow on. Dats ORKZ
67
+ --- 634908064
68
+ >>634905603
69
+ Racist jokes tend to be funnier for less effort, and the French, English and Americans are all among the few acceptable targets redditors have
70
+ --- 634908119
71
+ >>634903539 (OP)
72
+ history wargamers are eternally assblasted that millennials and zoomers largely don't give a shit about their boomer ass games
73
+ --- 634908236
74
+ >>634903539 (OP)
75
+ >warhammer 3 is really good but It could do with some mods
76
+ >install 20 mods
77
+ >game takes 5+ minutes to load IE
78
+ fucking SHIT the grand strategy portion of total war games is so fucking insanely bad. it's so unfun to play, it doesn't add anything to the gameplay, it isn't difficult or rewarding or fun and it's painfully shallow, it feels like the grand strategy part of this game is just deliberately trying to stop you from having any fun in the sandbox
79
+ --- 634908248
80
+ >>634906298
81
+ I really do wonder where this perception comes from when it's not even true besides the administratum being memed as being so slow they forget planets.
82
+ 40k is pretty low on the totem pole
83
+ --- 634908312
84
+ >>634908236
85
+ >sit on campaign map for too long
86
+ >GPU starts to melt
87
+ --- 634908319
88
+ historyfags don't hate fantasy, which is why some of the most played M2 mods are the LOTR and Warhammer mods. they hate that CA has gone to shit and has been churning out casual and lazy games made to appeal to the MOBA crowd. this includes their modern historical titles too. the divide between historical and fantasy is just a red herring and strawman that warhammerfags use
89
+ --- 634908478
90
+ >>634905603
91
+ hating the French has become a twitter meme. As a spaniard I have more than enough reasons to hate France and Im not taking about things that happened centuries ago. It is known the active sabotage of Spanish economy by the French swine. If Spain is the Europe holiday resort its in part fault of France
92
+ --- 634908491
93
+ >>634908319
94
+ Based, I should've wrote this. I can't articulate my opinions well at all :(
95
+ --- 634908580
96
+ >>634903539 (OP)
97
+ I like the Druchii, what's their equivalent?
98
+ --- 634908665
99
+ >>634908248
100
+ Are you denying the powerlevel faggotry when basically every faction's basic weapon should completely negate all armor and just instant kill you?
101
+ >Necron Gauss Weapons deconstruct your atoms
102
+ >Every Eldar weapon vomit monomolecular material like it's nothing
103
+ >Tau Pulse Weapons are just straight upgrades to imperial Plasma weaponry
104
+ >Nids shoot bugs with monomolecular teeth that eat your brain
105
+
106
+ But it's okay because they only do 1 damage and have DS-1 at most. :^)
107
+ --- 634908758
108
+ >>634908665
109
+ Fuck I meant AP-1. I'm a retarded german.
110
+ --- 634908858
111
+ >>634905603
112
+ You're encouraged to hate whites and banned for hating anything else
113
+ --- 634908902
114
+ >>634908665
115
+ >Space Marine armor ends up tanking most of them because fuck you, buy our imperial figures, no one else can have any fun
116
+ --- 634908972
117
+ >>634905603
118
+ The universe is racist towards the french
119
+ --- 634909032
120
+ >>634905603
121
+ What's with everyone on 4chan being such a massive bitch? Who the fuck likes the french? have you been to france? They're fucking assholes.
122
+ Also it's a british franchise from a british company being adapted into a game by a british studio, it's been a meme to casually shit on the french there for probably a thousand years, that's likely where it comes from you fucking crybaby faggots.
123
+ --- 634909054
124
+ >>634908580
125
+ what the fuck is a druchii speak english you dumbfuck
126
+ --- 634909102
127
+ >>634909032
128
+ Seething third worlder
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+ --- 634909125
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+ >>634906007
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+ Im going to say the germanic people are more important than the french in shaping western culture.
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+ --- 634909310
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+ >>634908725
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+ >Racism outside /b/
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+ --- 634909339
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+ >>634905603
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+ Most pathetic country in Europe
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+ --- 634909438
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+ >>634909032
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+ >being such a massive bitch
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+ >fucking assholes
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+ >fucking crybaby faggots
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+ >image of a pussy
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+ ironic
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+ --- 634909521
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+ >>634905603
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+ >What's with the Reddit racism towards the French?
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+ Because british
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+ --- 634909560
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+ >>634907834
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+ >Don’t the French riot a lot? They sound pretty cool to me.
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+ Did you miss the part where they still voted for globohomo Macron after every riot?
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+ The French are a fucking joke.
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+ --- 634909715
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+ AAAAAAAAAAH-HAAAAAAAAA THE BLOOD RUNS COLD
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+ --- 634909721
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+ >>634909438
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+ da joos got to us, da joos made reddit racist against the french we have to protect our heckin wholesome """"""""""white""""""""" frogs
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+ --- 634909920
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+ >>634909054
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+ --- 634910307
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+ >>634908665
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+ Yeah? That there are various weapon types doesn't make it DBZ or endless powerwank, just an old setting that was first and foremost built for your dudes and carried on for decades
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+ --- 634911294
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+ >>634905805
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+ >tho
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+ --- 634911425
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+ >>634905603
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+ They eat snails
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+ --- 634911487
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+ >>634903539 (OP)
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+ Because it devolves into hero and magic spam. The actual units and tactics matter little. But more importantly, it makes CA so much money there are no more historical TW being made, of course they're upset.
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+ >>634905820
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+ >Longest and largest empire barely lasted a century.
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+ >Not a single remaining colony likes them.
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+ >Contributed nothing technologically.
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+ >Contributed bullshit philosophically.
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+ >Cuisine is a laughing stock.
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+ >No cultural staying power.
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+ >Even their famous revolution was a bandwagoned after the fucking burgers.
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+ >Modern country is burning dumpsterfire.
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+ >Dead language.
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+ Uh yeah... Francebros can't stop winning.
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+ --- 634912345
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+ >>634903539 (OP)
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+ >>634903539 (OP)
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+ >>634903539 (OP)
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+ >>634903539 (OP)
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+ >>634903539 (OP)
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+ What happened in the original Warhammer? I heard they discontinued it or something
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+
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+ Did humanity win?
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+ --- 634912493
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+ >>634912345
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+ Yeah dude, humanity won
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+ --- 634912507
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+ >>634909032
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+ Just because I don't like them doesn't mean I hate their country and people, mostly because they have the decency to stay there unlike brownoids.
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+ >>634912345
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+ I believe the original model were hard to sell because old players already owned everything they wanted and newer players can't get into the tabletop game so they killed it and replaced it with fantasy 40k
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+ no, they lost
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+ --- 634912514
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+ >>634908478
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+ That would be italy. Spain only hosts drunk deanos and coked up russian oligarchs
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+ --- 634912573
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+ france is a caliphate
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+ --- 634912623
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+ >>634905820
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+ Lmao peak frog cope
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+ --- 634912749
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+ >>634903539 (OP)
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+ The problem isnt fantasy fags but warhammer fans.
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+ They're so cucked by GW that they will eat up any shit that CA serves them as long as it looks pretty.
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+ Because now everything is about stats, unit moveset, ward safe etc. Without a historical setting to enjoy everything boils down to minmaxing your army or steamroll the campaign with doomstacks.
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+ Other than that i hate how the empire management system has been dumbed down so much and maps are so ridiculously small you can't even use cavalry properly to flank.
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+ --- 634912904
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+ >>634912513
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+ >>634912493
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+ Wait no what’s the age of siglar stuff?
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+
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+ I meant who won in the world with tomb kings and lizards?
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+ --- 634912978
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+ >>634912904
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+ Chaos won
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+ --- 634913020
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+ >>634911425
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+ We also eat frogs, fried and salted, or mixed with rice. They're good, taste of chicken but are a bit bony. That's no problem thi, you eat the bones as well, kinda like a herring
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+ >>634909032
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+ I'm not french and i don't like them, but the fact that you bongs completely ignore the fact that you used to be conquered and ruled by the french for more than 700 years makes me cackle everytime.
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+ --- 634913315
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+ >>634908478
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+ >has become a twitter meme
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+ English-speaking countries mocking the French for spurious reasons predates the invention of the telephone, never mind twitter
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+ --- 634913353
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+ >>634903539 (OP)
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+ >Complete cities in 20 turns.
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+ >Pump same elite stacks in 2 turns.
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+ >30 more lines of greentext.
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+ Total Warhammer bored the shit out of me and I'm not even interested in M2TW modded anymore.
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+ --- 634913397
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+ >>634913224
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+ >the fact that you bongs completely ignore the fact that you used to be conquered and ruled by the french for more than 700 years makes me cackle everytime.
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+ If you mean the Normans, they were settled Norsemen that conquered the Anglo-Saxons, you know, the Germanics that invaded them some half a century prior.
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+ --- 634913616
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+ >>634907761
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+ I found the HH was easier to digest
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+ --- 634913765
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+ >>634903881
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+ is the OP even really insulting tomb kings? they are basically egyptian skeletons
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+
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+ I like the lizardmen, and I take no umbrage with the claim they are just aztec lizards because that's a pretty fair, if simple, description
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+
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+ also fuck the french
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+ --- 634913816
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+ >>634913397
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+ No i mean the french, as in the people from the kingdom of france which included blois and plantagenets-anjou. Your very language is filled with words derived from the french language and not related to any latin roots that might be explained with any roman ancestry.
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+ --- 634914067
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+ >>634909310
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+ >announcing a report
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+ --- 634914196
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+ >>634913224
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+ >but the fact that you bongs completely ignore the fact that you used to be conquered and ruled by the french for more than 700 years
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+ we don't ignore it, it's baked into our subconscious, it's the primary reason we dislike them so much
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+
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+ if you've never lived in a neighbouring country to France then you can never understand the hatred, it's a few big things and a million little things adding up over time; hell a big reason why Brexit happened is because France kept sending Syrian refugees across the channel so they would be stuck in Britain, the Syrian refugees travelled from the eastern side of Europe, and every country just kept funnelling them West until you get to Britain and there is no more west to go to, so they are stuck here, a bunch of people here basically treated it as Europe saying "fuck you, take all of them" despite Britain being one of the physically smallest countries, therefore the least able to take a mass influx of people
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+ --- 634914315
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+ >>634903539 (OP)
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+ >>634903539 (OP)
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+ Because it casualized the franchise. I'm AN historybro and used to seethe about warhammer as a result but I've accepted this is what Total War is now and if you go in not expecting some super deep grand strategy game warhammers games are fun because of the unit variety and colorfull models and also some cool magics.
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+ >>634913616
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+ Because HH is an actual story containing actual characters and concrete (but too few) factions.
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+ 40k is complete nonsense with shitty fan fiction space marine factions that are just retarded spinoffs of their legions because GW want their plastic buying paypigs to be able to make their own shitty space marine "chapters" in addition to buying Ultramarines merchandise.
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+ >>634912345
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+ >Tabletop game isnt selling well
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+ >people arent buying stuff because you barely support it, some armies are 2 editions out of date
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+ >decide to kill it off
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+ >License out videogames before you do, whatever, its a dead IP
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+ >replace it with an inferior product (AoS)
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+ >piss off your existing fans
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+ >eventually make AoS successful as a game due to actually supporting it, but the lore is still shit and its still seen as a joke
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+ >the videogames you licensed out makes fantasy more popular than its ever been
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+ >people know its based off of a tabletop wargame but are dissappointed that they cant buy the models of the factions they like because you stopped making those models
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+ >you lose out on a ton of potential customers and money
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+ >scramble to reboot fantasy with warhammer: the old world
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+ --- 634914563
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+ >>634914464
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+ GW needs to be sent to Australia for cunt correction
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+ >>634914464
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+ Don't forget that on top of not supporting the game properly 8th Edition was also a complete mess mechanics-wise that encouraged people to buy tons of infantry boxes and new giant monsters.
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+ >>634912904
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+ Chaos won in such a way that the world is now just nothing but chaos wastes populated by demons and whatever living creatures are left to be their servants until they get worked to death
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+
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+ there was also a LOT of stupid shit and character assassinations for no good reason to get to this point. One character changes sides at LITERALLY the last minute, like the remaining non-chaos races have joined up to pull off a plan that will stop it, and just as they are about to win one of them goes "actually you know what? I'll side with chaos even though they hate me and will kill me once they win" and then backstabs the ONLY PERSON who could stop it. It's so maddeningly nonsensical that I think it's the worst piece of writing I have seen in a long time, to have someone made an intentional illogical action that will get him killed right as he was on the cusp of winning the fight
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+ >>634913397
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+ Bullshit.
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+ Normans were french, even more so those who conquered England.
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+ --- 634914824
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+ >>634903539 (OP)
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+ Warhammer "stole" their favorite toy despite getting multiple historical Total War releases
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+ --- 634914870
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+ >>634903539 (OP)
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+ >Uninspired
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+ >Lowest common denominator lore
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+ >Parent company constantly shits all over the fanbase
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+ >Unjustifiable pricing
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+ I don't think the problem is historyfags. The problem is Warhammer mongs are in the same boat as poltards. An illusive enemy is dying to see them fail! The historical wargames general on /tg/ keeps to itself.
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+ t. played WFB, 40K and LotR for years and years and got out
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+ --- 634914910
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+ >>634914750
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+ Modern french are celtic-roman-german mutts, but mostly german. They are francs.
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+ --- 634914961
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+ >>634905603
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+ >frenchies are stuck up cunts who hate everyone else for not being french
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+ >w-why are you mean to me you racist bigot
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+ don't you have a strike to attend to in order to secure jamal's gibs this month?
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+ --- 634914976
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+ >>634914750
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+ >>634913397
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+ >It is also interesting to note that few of the participating nobles in the Battle of Hastings were from the Cotentin Peninsula. Moreover, and none were reported to have supplied ships (as observed in Table 2). This would suggest a clear demarcation between Lower Normandy and the Cotentin Peninsula (Figure4). In part, this demarcation could reflect continued resentment of William’s rule within this region, insofar as the revolt of 1047 discussed earlier was in fact led by a prominent Cotentin lord. Still another trend which is of interest is the relationship between the nobles’ and knights’ origins and the relative density of early Viking settlement in the duchy. According to a map of settlement names, there was a high density of Viking settlers in the Cotentin Peninsula and the Pays de Caux region.45 It is in precisely these regions where fewer Norman combatants originated, as opposed to the Bessin region around Bayeux which had far fewer Viking settlement names and thus fewer descendants of viking settlers. Therefore, the Normans who fought at the Battle of Hastings were more likely to have possessed French than Viking/Nordic ancestry."
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+ >The Geographic Origins of the Norman Conquerors of England" by Christopher Macdonald Hewitt.
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+
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+ On top of that half the "norman" army was not from Normandy but from other parts of northern France. Saying that the normans who invaded England are not French is just cope. They spoke french, were catholic, had the king of France as their liege, used french combat structure with mounted nobles and knights.. The only vikings at Hastings were on the losing side.
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+ >>634914196
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+ Nah they went there all on their own
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+ --- 634915039
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+ >>634914712
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+ >One character
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+ Who? Its been ages since i read that shit
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+ --- 634915054
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+ >>634914464
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+ >because you barely support it
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+ WHFB had tons of support, what are you smoking? Several armies got huge releases during 8th and End Times, look at shit like the skaven stuff, nagash and the tomb kings. Lots of models and huge kits. People just weren't buying them, because the game was shit and old grogs actively kept people out.
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+ >>634914712
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+ Fantasy was nonsensical and going nowhere. You can't play the minutes to midnight angle for decades without ut getting stale, case in point 40k.
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+ Now advancing the narrative is also not a good idea but they had very little choice
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+ >>634903539 (OP)
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+ >magic
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+ >flying units
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+ >monsters
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+
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+ I literally just want to recreate cool historical battles. Warhammer is also really easy once you understand the basic mechanics.
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+ At least the next Total War is historical. Lets hope its not another fucking Saga.
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+ --- 634915124
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+ >>634915054
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+ >End Times
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+ >support
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+ announcing you're killing a franchise is 'supporting' it?
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+ >>634914196
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+ Delusional. The UK takes way less migrants than big european countries like Germany or France, and even now that they left they still have massive influx of pakis, indians and nigerians
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+ >>634907916
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+ Yeah it is amazing how stupid CA is. The TWW series was literally printing them money, and with even a modicum of more resources put into it they could easily push out a DLC every 3 months which people will happily pay for. Despite they they barely give the DLC team enough resources to get one out every 6 months or more, and don't give them enough resources to actually fix any problems are a reasonable basis. Hopefully they wake up when Hyenas bombs and they need to recoup some money and actually give TWW3 the attention is needs. Then again they already gave up on 3K when things got too hard so flip a coin. The fucking idiots.
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+ >>634903539 (OP)
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+ >the egyptians but they're skeletons
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+ unironically, literally and figuratively kino
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+ --- 634915245
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+ >>634914196
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+ You're fucking dumb, your own traitor politicians are to blame for selling you out.
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+ >>634915124
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+ They kept releasing models, anon. The claim that WHFB died from lack of support is bullshit, anyone can go back and look at releases from 2012-2015 or so and see that there were tons of them. They just sold like shit.
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+ >>634915039
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+ Mannlet von Tardstein
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+ --- 634915291
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+ >>634915232
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+ Behead Rats
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+ Murder Rats
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+ Total Rat death
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+ --- 634915349
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+ >>634915252
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+ Why are you contrdicting yourself in the same sentence?
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+ --- 634915371
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+ >>634915136
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+ UK is packed to the rafters with immigrants. London (the absolute shit heap it is) is now less than 50% white British. that's the capital city with ~1/6th the entire population living in it. Half a million Hong Kongers have already come to the UK since 2018. Manchester's inner city population went from ~5000 to over 100K in less than 10 years. Greater Manchester is host to the exodus of refugee white Londoners fleeing their broken city, and breaking the next one. The UK is completely utterly fucked and it's not because of pakis and Indians it's because of the white liberal elite hellbent on passive aggression and progression
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+ >>634908236
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+ Have the game installed on an SSD, use one of the 3rd party mod loaders instead of CA's worthless inbuilt one, and use the option to have the mod moved to data, and also merge mods is an option. That being said if you already notice long load times at 20 mods then the issue is probably your PC. People tend to play with 70+ before they see any difference.
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+ >>634915284
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+ Oooooh, yeah, now i remember, that was fucking stupid
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+ --- 634915482
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+ >>634905805
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+ if any people have the right to hate on french its the brits and germans
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+ --- 634915540
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+ >>634913765
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+ it's not
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+ Fantasy's shtick is "it's earth, but fantasy"
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+ I mean look at the fucking map and what races are present in each area
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+ Also, there's like two empty, inaccessible landmasses in the immortal empires that scream future DLC, not-India being one of them - I ask the loremasters, what will they put there?
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+ --- 634915581
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+ >>634915245
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+ >>634915136
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+ >>634914990
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+ I never said that was the correct decision, I just said that's why it happened, and if you didn't live in the UK then you have ZERO frame of reference for how much propaganda there was surrounding this, for nearly a year every paper and every news program was dominated by Syrian refugees during a time when that stupid cunt Cameron proposed leaving the EU, and all the retarded low class builders, plumbers and van drivers fell for it because they have no critical thinking skills
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+
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+ I'm still wondering who orchestrated this, because I doubt it was Cameron considering how as soon as the vote to leave the EU came into effect he just fucked off because it wasn't the decision he wanted (AND IF HE DIDN'T HAVE A CONTINGENCY FOR IT GOING THROUGH, THEN WHY PROPOSE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!!?)
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+ don't mistake my original post into thinking I like England, I just also don't like the French, and the bullshit they pulled at Calais gave ammunition to whichever hidden party wanted to make brexit happen
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+ Lol I just read the Age of Sigmar reorganisation and it’s basically 1 faction of dudes who like civilisation and don’t want to destroy the world and 3 factions that want to destroy everything in subtly different ways. Couldn’t they think of a reason for factions to fight that isn’t we kill and leave everything as a wasteland?
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+ >>634905603
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+ If your skin is white it's okay to be racist against you. I don't know why that's just what a certain group of people who are in charge decided
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+ --- 634915626
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+ >>634914464
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+ 7 years GW had opportunities to do some sort of real cross marketing to capitalise on the resurgence of interest in the IP and never did. Even with a 2 year lead time of design to production for their models, that is still 5 years where they couldn't even be bothered to make limited edition models of the LLs to sell. Not even as a throw away thing with Forge World with its inflated prices. Nothing. Instead TWW1 codes were given away free with White Dwarf to try and sell that because nobody wants to buy White Dwarf anymore.
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+ >>634915581
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+ >bullshit they pulled at Calais
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+ Like what?
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+ It's not the french's job to police people leaving their country. It's not even a crime.
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+ --- 634915685
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+ >>634909032
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+ >>634914961
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+ I hate the French too but I also hate other groups of people. Why is one okay is the question
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+ --- 634915757
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+ >>634905603
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+ Bunch of reasons but for me it's the cheater culture they have. They just can't help themselves when It comes to fair play
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+ --- 634915847
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+ >>634914464
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+ >>634914650
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+ WHFB died because they hired a fuckton of playtesters after 7th edition and all of them were powergaming cunts who played the top 5 armies.
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+ 8th edition WAS GW listening to feedback, and that feedback was powergamers wanted to shuffled 50 man blocks around while spells wiped out 50 man blocks.
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+ --- 634915869
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+ >>634905603
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+ I went there recently and was surprised how kind and helpful they were to the foreigners
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+ Italians were mostly utter cunts though but women there were much hotter
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+ --- 634915872
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+ >>634905603
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+ Because they're a bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys
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+ --- 634915889
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+ >>634914712
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+ Mannfred backstabbing people for power is wholly within his character.
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+ --- 634915937
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+ >>634903539 (OP)
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+ Lizardmen are peak fantasy kino. OP is probably a knifear fag.
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+ --- 634915938
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+ >>634915540
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+ Ind and Kuresh getting in as their own factions seems unlikely simply because of the effort required to make them and get them signed off by GW. This isn't Cathay where there was at least some reasonable amount of lore to work off, and Cathay worked since it was another good guy faction they needed for the base game and allowed CA to try and pander to China again. I think we might see some Ind and Kuresh units rolled into Cathay, or whatever they intend to do for the Monkey King. It seems pretty clear that the RoC map will get fleshed out and extended south east for the Monkey King related DLC, which will probably have the Fire Dragon (as the Burning Wind Nomads Cathay faction) as the opposite or involved in some way. But I highly doubt that Ind/Kuresh will be a whole faction in and of itself. The other place they might end up with units is Dogs of War, which is also where Nippon might get some stuff in, along with finally having a defacto Southern Realms faction.
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+ --- 634915942
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+ >>634915872
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+ >t. jealous fag who doesn't know good cheese
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+ --- 634915958
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+ >>634915136
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+ That's because France and Germany literally filter them all around Europe.
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+ --- 634915974
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+ >>634915942
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+ >t. surrender monkey
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+ --- 634916008
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+ >>634903539 (OP)
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+ Histfag here, I play a lot of WH as well. 3000 hours across Rome, 3k and Shogun, 1000 hours across WH.
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+ --- 634916010
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+ >>634915581
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+ Brexit happened because of the EU's plan to close tax loopholes and offshore tax havens in its member states. When the entire UK service-based economy is built around helping people across the globe hide their money in Jersey, Guernsey, Mann, Scilly, Caymans, Virgin Islands, Nevis & Kitts, Bermuda... (you get the picture), then you realise that the players who made Brexit happen are the entire political and economical elite. The conspiracy is the facade that there was ever a choice.
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+ --- 634916026
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+ >>634915581
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+ Scottish civil servant spotted, nobody cares what you think welfare parasite.
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+ --- 634916094
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+ >>634905603
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+ Can't speak for the whole world but as an Englishman we dislike them from birth, not in a serious genuine way but more of a joking rivalry.
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+ --- 634916125
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+ >>634914464
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+ The best part of AoS is definitely Warcry.
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+ That or the models.
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+ --- 634916156
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+ >>634916010
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+ Considering the UK literally judt dodged nitrogen mandates from the EU I really can't see how anyone is saying Brexit was a bad thing.
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+
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+ I mean I literally work in food transport and the fact that everything from Europe was literally seeing a reduction in production but the UK was fine should have been a big red flag.
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+ thread theme
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+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elDUT1P07PQ [Embed]
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+ --- 634916183
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+ >>634903539 (OP)
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+ Everything i know about warhammer, I learned it from porn.
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+ --- 634916242
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+ >>634916180
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+ Italy is not even a real country
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+ --- 634916248
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+ >>634916156
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+ I dont think anything going on in the uk right now can be described as "a good thing" unfortunately
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+ --- 634916268
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+ >>634915937
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+ Just started tiktaqto campaign, why has nobody told me that the lizards have air strikes?
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+ --- 634916278
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+ >>634905603
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+ the remnants of Bush retards who fell for Bush era propaganda
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+ --- 634916316
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+ >>634916010
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+ You do know the EU wasn't going to close all the tax holes right? The UK existed in the EU as the financial hub, and the EU always ensured this would happen.
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+ Cameron and the Tories mostly didn't want the vote to go the way it did, they expected people to vote remain and when the vote did pass they all shat the bed and have been trying to backstep and backroom deal everything enough to ensure Britain doesn't actually leave the EU.
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+ This is because the UK going full Singapore next to the EU would be downright catastrophic for German financial sectors, and the sudden lack of protectionism for the consumer industry would also rock Germany hard.
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+ Fact remains Britain's economy is two things, Electronic and car consumption and finances. Germany used to profit from both of those immensely, now it may not.
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+ --- 634916360
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+ >>634916248
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+ Oh The Tories and their globalist paymasters are really trying to make sure Brexit isn't a good thing, but sometimes it just happens.
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+ --- 634916362
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+ I actually liked the chorf dlc
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+ --- 634916384
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+ >>634916268
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+ Wasn't that a thing with a battle report and whoever it was getting killed by rocks
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+ --- 634916435
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+ >>634916384
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+ It was a White Dwarf battle report end of battle lore blurb.
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+ Be'lakor got bashed by rocks.
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+ --- 634916446
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+ >>634916248
531
+ Really though why is it that half the time you see a Brit it's actually a poo
532
+ --- 634916504
533
+ >>634916435
534
+ Right that's it. I couldn't remember who got killed but who better than be'lakor being ridiculed
535
+ --- 634916517
536
+ >>634916435
537
+ >>634916384
538
+ >>634916268
539
+ Eat shit chaos
540
+ --- 634916561
541
+ >>634916446
542
+ Because the government is supremely cucked, and to try and seem inclusive pushed forward dozens of non-white applicants to signal how tolerant and inclusive they are.
543
+
544
+ Sometimes this works, Rishi Sunak is a globalist fuckwit who exists to bend the country to his banking overlords, sometimes this fucks up and the brown people actually align with the British public.
545
+ --- 634916578
546
+ >>634905603
547
+ Every French person I have ever met has been a fucking asshole. Also their government glowies were caught committing literal terrorist bombings in my country in the 80's
548
+ >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Rainbow_Warrior
549
+ --- 634916636
550
+ >>634916578
551
+ Greenpeace is garbage and that schmuck deserved to die
552
+ --- 634916645
553
+ >>634915291
554
+ Rats are fun-fun
555
+ --- 634916662
556
+ >>634916578
557
+ >Greenpeace
558
+
559
+ Justified, even if it was French frogfuckers.
560
+ --- 634916692
561
+ >>634916645
562
+ Annihilate rats
563
+ Destroy rats
564
+ Purge rats
565
+ Complete global rat extermination
566
+ --- 634916741
567
+ >>634916446
568
+ poos are honorary brits
569
+ --- 634916757
570
+ >>634905603
571
+ French here
572
+ The people I hate the most other than non french are the french
573
+ --- 634916760
574
+ >>634916741
575
+ More like Brits are honorary poos
576
+ --- 634916790
577
+ >>634916760
578
+ yeah
579
+ --- 634916864
580
+ >>634915685
581
+ saying "stuff the french" is a little different than saying "I hate niggers" because society
582
+ --- 634916891
583
+ >>634905805
584
+ false. I hate niggers and I hate the french, and to be honest there's barely a distinction between them at this point.
585
+ --- 634916908
586
+ >>634916757
587
+ diogenes moment
588
+ --- 634916909
589
+ >>634905603
590
+ It's stupid and ironic so it's funny
591
+ --- 634916930
592
+ >>634905820
593
+ > France contributed to the world's history, culture and development the most
594
+ Italians created the modern world twice over you dumb fuck
595
+ Granted, they‘ve done fuck all since then, but the French empire at their peak didn’t have a sliver of the influence that the Roman emperors and the Medicis have had on world history
596
+ --- 634916940
597
+ >>634916578
598
+ >greenpeace
599
+ well fucking deserved, everyone should do the same to every other "green" fuckwit
600
+ reminder that these retards asked for germany to go back to coal during the whole russian gas fiasco years after they had successfully lobbied nuclear energy out of the country
601
+ --- 634916942
602
+ ROUNDHOUSE KICK A RAT INTO THE CONCRETE
603
+ --- 634917013
604
+ >>634916942
605
+ I approve of this message even if it comes from a lizard
606
+ --- 634917026
607
+ >>634916930
608
+ this reads like a Tony Soprano cope
609
+ --- 634917054
610
+ >>634909560
611
+ Pretty sure the elections were rigged but even then most people who voted for macron were boomers and corpo, there were like 30% of abstention so Macron wasn't elected by the majority (and Lepen is a sell out bitch who's no better than him either way and doesn't even want to win for real so we were fucked anyway)
612
+ --- 634917062
613
+ >all the ratcism itt
614
+ Bunch of uncultured orcs
615
+ --- 634917069
616
+ >>634905820
617
+ >can cope with the fact that France contributed to the world's history, culture and development the most.
618
+ ???? The most influential european culture is the Italians (Rome), closely followed by the English (Plantagnean -> British Empire)
619
+ --- 634917096
620
+ >>634916930
621
+ >fuck all
622
+ Hey that's offensive, the fascist scare in the entire world is thank to us inventing fascism
623
+ --- 634917105
624
+ >>634916942
625
+ Poor Kroxigors just want to lift heavy objects and build things, but instead they are stuck having to exterminate rats.
626
+ --- 634917127
627
+ >>634917026
628
+ Retard
629
+ --- 634917146
630
+ >>634917062
631
+ Both you and the greenskins must be eradicated, Rat
632
+ --- 634917168
633
+ >>634915203
634
+ >Hyenas
635
+ So i haven't really been paying attention to what CA is doing after TWH3 but what is Hyenas?
636
+ --- 634917173
637
+ >>634917127
638
+ OH
639
+ --- 634917194
640
+ >>634917127
641
+ Zitto animale
642
+ --- 634917240
643
+ >>634917168
644
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCyO9XsDHuY [Embed]
645
+ --- 634917270
646
+ >>634917069
647
+ Antoine Lavoisier creates oxygen you wouldn't even be alive without him retard
648
+ --- 634917276
649
+ >>634917168
650
+ hyenas is such a generic: the buzzword game it's difficult to actually describe without sounding like a wikipedia list of categories article
651
+ --- 634917285
652
+ RATTED.COM
653
+ --- 634917295
654
+ ratspeakers tell tell me which rat thing LL to play next please thanks
655
+ --- 634917327
656
+ >>634905603
657
+ The same reason why everyone wonders why white people can’t handle spicy food
658
+ --- 634917352
659
+ >>634917295
660
+ pestilens
661
+
662
+ grab the plague cauldron cheat
663
+ --- 634917402
664
+ >>634917327
665
+ >food analogy
666
+ --- 634917475
667
+ >>634917295
668
+ If you are already used to all the existing ones, check out the Pestilent Brotherhood mod. Adds like 6 LLs for the minor Pestilens aligned Skaven factions. Some pretty interesting start positions too.
669
+ --- 634917672
670
+ >>634917168
671
+ No one is certain what the next major TW is, beside it being know they intend to do a 3K2. Hyenas is the terrible looking co-op FPS looter shooter they are dumping their money into currently. It looks just as bad as it sounds and was clearly made at the behest of upper management who are years out of touch with the market. Even if the actual gameplay mechanics managed to get polished up somehow, it will still be an insufferable piece of shit due to the almost Gearbox tone of writing and characterisation they are going for.
672
+ --- 634917687
673
+ >>634905603
674
+ It's okay to discriminate against whites.
675
+ --- 634917748
676
+ >>634905820
677
+ You know what, I forgot something in >>634916930 that the French did do that affected something in world history, you birthed the French postmodernist movement, which is the reason we have trannies screaming about how their axe wounds should be shown to children without telling their parents. So you guys have that influence, I guess.
678
+ >>634917026
679
+ Nah, there’d be an extended monologue about Columbus then, Italian burgers are obsessed with him for some dumb reason
680
+ >>634917096
681
+ Like everything else in modern Italy, it only really thrived when it migrated to Germany for work there
682
+ --- 634918356
683
+ >>634903539 (OP)
684
+ How will they fuck up the next historical title, /v/?
685
+
686
+ >DLCs for every nation
687
+ >battlepass
688
+ >leaders with "super powers"
689
+ >Saga (which so far have all been not really historical)
690
+ --- 634918403
691
+ >>634915598
692
+ Order/Chaos/Destruction split was already a thing in wfb. For example that one MMO from 2008 already used that terminology. AoS just added a 4th faction with the undead
693
+ --- 634918453
694
+ >>634917748
695
+ Pic related contributed more to modern history than anyone else, especially italian
696
+ --- 634918482
697
+ >>634918403
698
+ man warhammer online was so fun for the first twelve levels until you got forced out of the newbie pvp zone
699
+ --- 634918561
700
+ >>634917687
701
+ >Implying today's french are majority white
702
+ --- 634918679
703
+ >>634916930
704
+ Italy as a concept did not exist until like 200 years ago at most.
705
+ --- 634918710
706
+ >>634908580
707
+ They're Americans
708
+ --- 634918782
709
+ >>634908580
710
+ Canadians
711
+
712
+ >Cold
713
+ >Society will happily give you a formal state murder
714
+ >Pretend to be polite, but are really complete cunts
715
+ >Like wearing black
716
+ >Gay
717
+ --- 634918970
718
+ >Khorne hates them, because they drink blood instead of giving it to him
719
+ >Slaanesh hates them, because they are satisfied with enjoying the pleasures they knew in life
720
+ >Tzeentch hates them, because they are eternally unchanging
721
+ >Nurgle hates them, because they are immune to disease
722
+ Vampires are the best faction. Giving all of chaos a big fuck you just by existing.
723
+ --- 634919001
724
+ >>634918403
725
+ God I love Nighthaunts.
726
+ --- 634919054
727
+ >>634918970
728
+ The only Vampires who are cool are those who resist the curse and become badass heroes because of it.
729
+ --- 634919116
730
+ >>634919001
731
+ The fact you can basically run an entire army of "A christmas Carol" ghosts is brilliant.
732
+ --- 634919261
733
+ >>634916517
734
+ We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
735
+ --- 634919282
736
+ >>634916578
737
+ >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Rainbow_Warrior
738
+ >Oh no they sunk our greenpeace boat called the rainbow warrior
739
+ Um, that's based, sweety. Fuck you and all your rainbow faggot shit, biracial faggot.
740
+ --- 634919303
741
+ >>634919116
742
+ They are my favourite warcry list to run.
743
+ I have considered getting a full army but I already have enough models I haven't built or painted.
744
+ --- 634919368
745
+ >>634918356
746
+ The sad part is that their core dev team can't even design fantasy right. Whoever thought the Realm of Chaos campaign for TWW3 was a good idea, even after the lessons learned from the Vortex campaign in TWW2, genuinely needs to be booted. They just don't understand fundamental game design.
747
+ --- 634919425
748
+ >>634905603
749
+ Because hating popular things is always cool
750
+ --- 634919605
751
+ >>634918482
752
+ its still up on a private server, and the low level PvP zone still gets flooded on good hours
753
+ --- 634919657
754
+ >>634916578
755
+ French were based for that, and I say that as a Kiwi.
756
+ --- 634921797
757
+ >>634918970
758
+ Chaos hates all undead on principle of being disconnected from the Warp and not fueling them
759
+ --- 634921845
760
+ what's the point of fantasy anyways?
761
+ >just take anything unique about 40k and replace it with generic fantasy shit
762
+ it's retarded
763
+ --- 634921915
764
+ >>634921797
765
+ Fairly sure all magic including dark magic used for animating dead comes from the realm of chaos
766
+ --- 634922091
767
+ >>634903539 (OP)
768
+ Don't know about historyfags, but your picture suggests that aside from visual design warhammer is just boring
769
+ --- 634922095
770
+ >>634905603
771
+ Ever since Louis XIV started his war of aggression against his neighbours, the French have been a menace to western civilization who basically destroyed Europe with their Revolution, the only reason they are not cartoon villains is that they live next to the G*rms
772
+ --- 634922198
773
+ >>634905603
774
+ basically pic rel
775
+ --- 634922214
776
+ >>634921915
777
+ Yes, but when your soul is bound to your rotting corpse, it can't get eternally tormented in the empyrean seas of the warp.
778
+ --- 634922306
779
+ >>634915349
780
+ because he is an AoStard that can't live with trhe knowledge that he supports a chinese bootleg version of a superior product
781
+ --- 634922358
782
+ >>634915371
783
+ Isn't that the case in every white country? Hardly a dinstinguishing mark of the Anglos
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634903716
3
+ https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackWatch/comments/12t97k6/dead_island_2_is_using_the_denuvo_antitamper/
4
+
5
+ OH NO NO NO NO epic store haters! You have to actually SUPPORT the industry and buy the game now and it has to be on a storefront that isn't Steam! (Also healthy for the industry)
6
+
7
+ DI2 sisters....... how did we lose to the big Epic cock???
8
+ --- 634903782
9
+ I mean it fucking hardlocked my entire PC when I tried to alt-tab out, immediately refunded.
10
+ it was grindy and enemies were spongy.
11
+
12
+ What's the recent obsession with everything having parries, anyway.
13
+ --- 634903917
14
+ When did this ironic "oh no sisters" posting even begin? Why not just call something shit instead of pretending to be upset?
15
+ --- 634903984
16
+ >>634903716 (OP)
17
+ >Epic Games exclusive
18
+ Not interested.
19
+ --- 634904070
20
+ >>634903716 (OP)
21
+ --- 634904134
22
+ >Zombie FPS RPG
23
+ >2023
24
+ No thanks "Bro"
25
+ --- 634904302
26
+ >>634903782
27
+ Parries are fun and add depth to combat
28
+
29
+ Unless it's a western game and then it's usually poorly implemented and unsatisfying.
30
+ --- 634904773
31
+ What's cringe is all the people that say they were big fans of the original, which is an absolute dogshit game.
32
+ --- 634905058
33
+ >>634904773
34
+ the original was a fun game to play with friends
35
+ was it jank with weird combat and an awkward clumsy story? yeah
36
+ but the game had some real character, it had some real soul
37
+
38
+ it was trying to do something awesome, a cool setting, a coop open world game where u fight zombies with ur bros, making new weapons and bashing in skulls.
39
+ yeah, not everything worked out, it wasn't a game I personally played the most and I definitely think it had a lot of issues
40
+ but its a game that really stuck in ur head, especially for the time, it felt like something ambitious that wasn't quite good enough but still had a lot of charm
41
+
42
+ is 2 any good? idk, I can't tell you, but its obvious to anyone who played the original when it was current and was playing other games at the time why it was exciting
43
+ --- 634905236
44
+ Dead game poo
45
+ --- 634906004
46
+ >>634905058
47
+ >rEddIt SPacINg
48
+ but yeah, og was/is fun(ny) with friends
49
+ --- 634906232
50
+ >>634906004
51
+ thats not redding spacing, putting different points on different lines and being able to use enter isn't reddit spacing
52
+
53
+ reddit spacing
54
+
55
+ is when you leave an extra space between every line
56
+
57
+ as if it was a new paragraph, because thats what you have to do on reddit
58
+
59
+ or it all ends up on the same line, because they
60
+
61
+ enforce their own retarded editing instead of just putting the plain text in
62
+ --- 634906254
63
+ >>634903716 (OP)
64
+ huh this wasnt cancelled?
65
+ --- 634909015
66
+ >>634906254
67
+ Steam trannies wish it was
68
+ --- 634911781
69
+ >>634903716 (OP)
70
+ anyone else have literally no fucking idea this was even releasing?
71
+ --- 634911965
72
+ I'll just pirate it on the ps4
73
+ --- 634912161
74
+ >>634909015
75
+ >tribalising over online stores
76
+
77
+ lmao, man. generation alphas are fucking the doom of humanity. you are like some kind of monkey person
78
+
79
+ guarantee the poster im replying to would risk death for jordans
80
+ --- 634913659
81
+ Just played 9 hours of it in coop
82
+ My thoughts are:
83
+ 3 players max is fucking retarded, why would they reduce it from previous games. I hope its possible to mod to a higher amount since its just ue4
84
+ Some crashing, but it autosaves well so it doesnt matter. All of us basically crashed once but that was it
85
+ writing is okay i guess, a bit mediocre if anything. Alot of what i appreciated from dead island 1 is how b moviey the writing was, so this is kinda whiplash(lmao complaining about a game improving). Theres a few cringy lines from my character(ryan) and some from npcs(theres a thug named chungus) but overall not unbearable. Some of humour lands
86
+ As for main story writing, im not sure im far enough to comment on its quality. Most of it makes sense but I had one thing where your character has to have this epic cutscene because ???? and he just wakes up on the beach and somehow held onto the quest item which he waves around in the cutscene. Its minor but I dont really get why it existed.
87
+ gameplay is a massive step up from dead island, like its barely even comparable. Its like the perfect blend of the dead island and dying light combat imo, dying lights got boring too quickly for me and obviously dead islands was just subpar.
88
+ Guns are hit or miss
89
+ Pistols, revolvers, shotguns and bolt rifles are fine i guess(for a dead island game) but semi rifles feel kinda trash because they have an artificially low firerate
90
+ I didnt get a chance to try a machine pistol or burst rifle
91
+ economy is much better, no longer do you spend all your money repairing weapons that are already useless due to leveling up. Weapons last longer and money can be spent to upgrade them to your level.
92
+ Really my biggest problem is the 3 player limit, i didnt realize it had that till launch and we had to abandon 1 friend
93
+ Id give it a 7.5/10
94
+ I was kinda hoping it was shit like the previous games though, I love a jank coop game experience
95
+ --- 634913868
96
+ >>634905058
97
+ 2 is basically just more of the same, including the jank, shitty characters and writing. I wouldn't call the game shit, but it's very mediocre.
98
+ --- 634914132
99
+ the biggest seller of di1 was the analog combat system where you could input right stick movement into attacks
100
+ is it still in this game?
101
+ --- 634915142
102
+ >>634911781
103
+ You also get 0 bitches
104
+ --- 634916361
105
+ >>634913659
106
+ Thanks for the review. I'll get it once it's on steam, and hopefully a 4 player mod released until then.
107
+ --- 634916505
108
+ >>634916361
109
+ >until
110
+ So you want a 4 player mod to be released before it's on steam, but stop existing once it's on steam? Weird
111
+ --- 634916771
112
+ >>634916505
113
+ I probably worded it retardedly. Should learn to sleep through the night again, so my brain doesn't malfunction during the day.
114
+ --- 634918313
115
+ >Denuvo cucks the steamie and now they can't do their epic may may "thanks uncle timmy"
116
+
117
+ KEK
118
+ --- 634918602
119
+ >>634914132
120
+ Nah, they got rid of the manual aiming and now it's pretty much just Dying Light. My biggest complaint about the game.
121
+ --- 634920293
122
+ >>634913659
123
+ Nice, thank you for your ongoing review, my son. I appreciate it. ^^
124
+ --- 634921747
125
+ >>634913659
126
+ Can you turn off the damage numbers and enemy health bars? I always hate that crap, I turned it off in Dying Light 2 and in CoD Vanguard zombies when they added it too.
127
+ --- 634921814
128
+ >>634904302
129
+ >Parries are fun and add depth to combat
130
+ How do you parry?
131
+ --- 634921940
132
+ surprised timmy doesn't mandate denuvo for all EGS exclusives, given the amount of dipshits talking about pirating EGS exclusives out in the open
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634904017
3
+ Threads hitting bump limit, 4.5 months before launch.
4
+
5
+ This game will break /v/
6
+ --- 634904081
7
+ >will break
8
+ >future tense
9
+ Every thread trying to discuss this game is flooded with underages seething about it not being on Switch. It's already broken /v/.
10
+ --- 634904197
11
+ >>634904017 (OP)
12
+ We been knew Todd will deliver the best all arounder space gaming experience.
13
+ --- 634904198
14
+ I'm the most highly critical anti-Skyrim poster on this board. I've argued with Skyrimniggers till 3 in the morning about how the game sucks fucking ass, and to even insist it's better than Oblivion is on a level of retardation not yet recorded in medical textbooks. I'm excited for Starfield, the snippets of gameplay they've shown are the most promising things I've seen from the studio in years. Pic related alone should be a sigh of relief for anybody even remotely interested in RPGs.
15
+
16
+ >Talking heads
17
+ >Mute PC
18
+ >Persuasion mini-game returns but refined
19
+
20
+ This harkens back to when Bethesda actually gave a shit about their games.
21
+ --- 634904416
22
+ >>634904198
23
+ I hope the persuasion mini game keeps interesting with different tones for each line. Like maybe you can flirt your way out of something, be threatening, etc.
24
+ --- 634904538
25
+ >>634904198
26
+ Personally I'm an unabashed Skyrimnigger and unironically think it is not only better than Oblivion but also better than Morrowind in most aspects (main story excepted though Dragonborn's is much better) and arguably the best TES game as a complete package and I also think Starfield is going to be good. The persuasion minigame isn't a big deal to me but I concur on the other two, and I also really like what they've shown in regards to the slew of character creation options. There's still a shortage of footage but what we've seen shows a pretty unique SF setting with just a hint of a more fantastical aspect (the flashy designs here and there, or the passing mention of different religions in character creation). It feels like it's going to be a game of a flavor that isn't seen very often, though of course it's too early to draw any solid comparisons on its atmosphere.
27
+ --- 634904623
28
+ >Cringe
29
+ Constellation
30
+ Freestar Collective
31
+
32
+ >Based
33
+ Crimson Fleet
34
+ --- 634904659
35
+ >>634904017 (OP)
36
+ This game will break so many bucks
37
+ --- 634904794
38
+ >>634904198
39
+ Skyrim is a very strange game for me. I don't consider it very good in many regards, however I always find myself coming back to it. There is a certain something there that draws you back in.
40
+
41
+ maybe it's all the fucking re releases
42
+ --- 634904820
43
+ >>634904017 (OP)
44
+ This game reminds me of Taco Bell because I got Taco Bell right before they showed the game at that one event
45
+ --- 634905245
46
+ >>634905007
47
+ Japanese individuals are WILD. I've seen some videos of straight japanese guys giving each other handjobs as a joke in public wtf???
48
+ --- 634907534
49
+ it's gonna be dicks
50
+ --- 634908942
51
+ >>634904017 (OP)
52
+ Damn, and I thought my "Why does he and his new game Starfield make /v/ seethe so much?" Threads were the best performing Starfield threads getting posted currently.
53
+ But I guess Russiabait does drive replies.
54
+ --- 634909123
55
+ I unironically dont like the way Beth games play nowdays, it seems like they make a playground that is barebones as shit and its the modders job to add content, realized this when i was playing Skyrim recently with only graphics mods.
56
+ The game story/quests are fucking shit, legit fucking boring and dull as possible.
57
+ I want them to even restrict Starfield a bit, but make the game actually fucking interesting
58
+ Thank you for reading my blog
59
+ --- 634909614
60
+ GOTD
61
+ --- 634912804
62
+ >>634904017 (OP)
63
+ I was honestly interested in this game but what has been revealed quickly killed the hype. I still hope it'll be good but at this point the only thing I'm still curious about is the ship customization
64
+ --- 634913071
65
+ is this really the only game this year lmao
66
+ --- 634913079
67
+ >>634905007
68
+ The power to point at someone and make them look away. No wonder the ladies want him
69
+ --- 634913215
70
+ The combat looks like complete ass and dropping frames in their own gameplay reveal video is not a good sign. Wish they'd put out some new footage to allay my fears.
71
+ --- 634913331
72
+ >>634913215
73
+ you havent even seen the aliens yet and you're already talking shit
74
+ --- 634914660
75
+ i can't take it anymore Todd, show something....anything
76
+ --- 634915014
77
+ >>634914660
78
+ Wait for June, my childe. All shall be revealed.
79
+ --- 634915464
80
+ It looks like a shitty FO4 mod. I have zero hopes for it.
81
+ --- 634915578
82
+ >>634915464
83
+ Not only will it be the undisputed GOTY, but a landmark release in vidya that will usher in a new age of true next-gen gaming. Completely unrivaled in its sheer epic quality, up until the release of TES VI.
84
+ --- 634915860
85
+ >>634915578
86
+ so true
87
+ --- 634917356
88
+ >>634915464
89
+ >Snoys actually put in the effort to make that picture
90
+ They're getting scared starbros
91
+ --- 634917393
92
+ >>634915014
93
+ >30 mins
94
+ Fuck off
95
+ --- 634918282
96
+ >>634904017 (OP)
97
+ >Locked at 30 fps
98
+ >Creation club mods only
99
+ >... Which means you'll be stuck with Bethesda """"patches""""
100
+ >Microtransactions out the wazoo
101
+ Can't wait
102
+ --- 634918541
103
+ >>634918282
104
+ Why are you making posts that tell everyone you're a huge retard?
105
+
106
+ >Locked at 30fps
107
+ On consoles, maybe. Depends if they're gonna pull a Redfall with no performance mode. No such lock will exist on PC which is where Bethesda games have the most longevity.
108
+
109
+ >Creation club mods only
110
+ This is the part that makes you just a huge dumb niggerfaggot. Bethesda is well aware they're successful because of the mod community. They hire the most notable modders that crop up for fuck sake. To get rid of modding is to get rid of their hiring pool and all their good will.
111
+ --- 634920136
112
+ >>634918541
113
+ >Bethesda is well aware they're successful because of the mod community
114
+ Yeah, and Todd event went as far as to say he thinks it's going to be the best game they have ever built for modders because of CE2
115
+ --- 634920793
116
+ >>634904017 (OP)
117
+ I love the concept but the gameplay looked absolutely dogshit. The shooting was so unresponsive and wooden. I really hope that was super early footage and they've improved it a ton.
118
+ --- 634920796
119
+ >>634920136
120
+ >the best game they have ever built for modders because of CE2
121
+ Hehhehheh, bueno...
122
+ --- 634921142
123
+ >>634904017 (OP)
124
+ How is anyone excited?
125
+ Let me remind you that this game is made on the Creation Engine, it will have endless loading screens, and the gameplay will be boring af.
126
+ All the bethesda games are, to be honest. They follow the same formula and it just doesnt work anymore. Cant wait to go from checkpoint to checkpoint talking to people. Who actually enjoys this?
127
+ --- 634921358
128
+ Don't know about /v/.
129
+ Don't care about /v/.
130
+ I'll be playing Starfield
131
+ On my PC.
132
+ --- 634922239
133
+ >634921142
134
+ >Endless loading screens
135
+ >checkpoints
136
+ >what is this schizo smoking?
137
+ --- 634922267
138
+ >>634920796
139
+ I try and try to get my women to look like the middle one in your pic related, but they just never come out right. :\
140
+ --- 634922664
141
+ >pajeetsoft marketing skipping Redfall and skipping straight to Starslop
142
+ Arkane really are finished
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634904467
3
+ >buy amd
4
+ >the very first thing it does is hard crashes a video game
5
+ no wonder this junk is so cheap
6
+ --- 634904516
7
+ >>634904467 (OP)
8
+ Thanks Jensen. I will now buy a 4070.
9
+ --- 634904543
10
+ >>634904467 (OP)
11
+ yeah, install minimal drivers or even better, drivers only, the full drivers while loaded with features are far more unstable
12
+ --- 634904578
13
+ >>634904467 (OP)
14
+ i'd take that over hard rebooting my whole computer with no blue screen
15
+ --- 634904676
16
+ >>634904467 (OP)
17
+ ive been sitting on my 570 for like 4 years and this never happened to me
18
+ --- 634904683
19
+ >>634904578
20
+ It does that too.
21
+ --- 634904735
22
+ >>634904676
23
+ rx570? Mine crashed while changing settings in RE4 but that was the only time.
24
+ --- 634904765
25
+ >>634904467 (OP)
26
+ AMD's GPU hardware division is based in China and its driver software division is based in India. That is perhaps the single worst possible combination for anything related to technology.
27
+ --- 634904771
28
+ >cheap
29
+ Is it tho?
30
+ I was thinking if switching to amd, but their cards cost the same
31
+ --- 634904846
32
+ >>634904771
33
+ nah, rx 6600 costs the same as rtx 3050 but it's much faster
34
+ --- 634904849
35
+ >>634904771
36
+ just a year ago i bought amd simply cause it was available. the cpu is great, the gpu was defective. oh well.
37
+ --- 634904874
38
+ >>634904467 (OP)
39
+ Kek. I haven't bought AMD since the elephant's foot that was the 290x and I never will again.
40
+ --- 634904941
41
+ Bought used Sapphire 6800XT for $400 2 months ago
42
+ undervolted it and put into a SFF case
43
+ it just werks
44
+ stay seething pajeet
45
+ --- 634905057
46
+ >>634904771
47
+ AMD CPU legit blows intel out of the water.
48
+ Their GPU however is really iffy.
49
+ --- 634905121
50
+ >>634904771
51
+ What >>634905057 said
52
+ Their CPUs are great but their GPUs are aliexpress-tier garbage
53
+ --- 634905187
54
+ >>634904925
55
+ imagine the brown third world schizo that makes wojak memes to post here
56
+ --- 634905212
57
+ >>634905121
58
+ their cpu are shit and are kikes now.
59
+ --- 634905215
60
+ Ive had this happen to my 5700xt a lot of times. Although I never like to turn my computer off so that might not help
61
+ --- 634905239
62
+ >>634905212
63
+ >Their CPUs are shit
64
+ Their latest gen GPU is cheaper than Intel while being superior to intel. Shut the fuck up pajeet.
65
+ --- 634905298
66
+ >>634905187
67
+ >wojak
68
+ --- 634905346
69
+ >>634905212
70
+ Their CPUs are still better than Intel's but the gap is narrower than it was five years ago where they were just comically blowing Intel the fuck out
71
+ Intel still hasn't quite caught up but the difference is minor enough that I would still recommend an Intel CPU simply because it plays nicer with Nvidia GPUs. The GPU gulf is much wider, AMD GPUs simply aren't worth buying ever unless you're extremely desperate.
72
+ --- 634905516
73
+ >>634904765
74
+ So Nvidia is the white man's choice?
75
+ --- 634905524
76
+ >>634904765
77
+ >its driver software division is based in India
78
+ are you making this shit up? I literally interviewed with them for the DirectX driver programmer role at their local office last month. Didn’t get the job though cause I was underqualified.
79
+ --- 634905543
80
+ >>634905346
81
+ > The GPU gulf is much wider, AMD GPUs simply aren't worth buying ever unless you're extremely desperate
82
+
83
+ Please provide me a better GPU than the 6800XT for its price too buy you bitchass nvidia shill
84
+ >inb4 muh drivers bugs crashes
85
+ 0 on my machine
86
+ --- 634905651
87
+ >>634904467 (OP)
88
+ been happening to me recently as well, while playing wartales and from the ashes
89
+ --- 634905757
90
+ >>634905543
91
+ What are you, poor? Just buy a 3080.
92
+ --- 634905807
93
+ >>634904467 (OP)
94
+ Even my laptop integrated GPU does that.
95
+ AMD is truly garbage
96
+ --- 634905843
97
+ >>634905757
98
+ >Buy a GPU that is already obsolete
99
+ --- 634905863
100
+ >buy our latest card we fixed vr support we swear it'll be even better than nvidia
101
+ >it's fucking worse than their last card without vr support
102
+ --- 634905925
103
+ >>634904467 (OP)
104
+ This place continually warns against AMD, anon. It basically boils down to "their cards are cheaper than Nvidia Jew shit". Given AMD's historical driver support it's always buyer beware. Now if only Intel could finally become a relevant player we might have actual choices.
105
+ --- 634905929
106
+ >>634904467 (OP)
107
+ works on my machine
108
+ install better drivers ;^)
109
+ --- 634905952
110
+ >>634905843
111
+ No you see-
112
+ --- 634906067
113
+ >>634904467 (OP)
114
+ >it's another retard who can't uninstall old drivers before installing new ones
115
+ AMD drivers work fine unless (you) fuck something up and it's why they still have such a bad reputation.
116
+ --- 634906069
117
+ >>634904467 (OP)
118
+ ive had rx580 for 4 years and the driver has crashed 2 times.
119
+ --- 634906187
120
+ Nvidia shills trying to save their sinking ship i see :^)
121
+ --- 634906256
122
+ >>634905524
123
+ >Didn’t get the job though cause I was underqualified.
124
+ You didn't get the job because they got cheaper Indians
125
+ --- 634906273
126
+ >no drivers
127
+ >still crashes
128
+ --- 634906302
129
+ >>634906067
130
+ uninstalled that shit with ddu before installing a new gpu, it's a no brainer
131
+ --- 634906424
132
+ >>634905925
133
+ intel is probably likely to bail out rather than improve
134
+ --- 634906578
135
+ >>634906187
136
+ delete this
137
+ --- 634906610
138
+ >>634906187
139
+ Holy fucking based
140
+ --- 634906674
141
+ >nvidia sales fucking plumment and crash
142
+ >Quick! shit on AMD on /v/!
143
+ you think this is gonna up your sales jensen?
144
+ --- 634906784
145
+ >use linux
146
+ >it just works
147
+ >play video games just fine
148
+
149
+ Windows problem.
150
+ --- 634906845
151
+ >>634906674
152
+ This is not helped by the fact everyone's balls are held tight by two giants running the industry. When they both suck they can afford it and you don't have a choice.
153
+ --- 634906905
154
+ I must've won the lottery or something but I've literally never had any of these issues and I've been buying AMD since the Radeon HD 3850.
155
+
156
+ I usually suspect that the people who have these issues are using custom Windows installation discs or something.
157
+ --- 634906929
158
+ >>634906674
159
+ nice try, lisa
160
+ --- 634906982
161
+ >>634906845
162
+ AMD has some legit good and worth it GPUs tho, well two, the 6800XT and 6700.
163
+ the 6800XT especially, can be bought for $450 and it can basically do 4K60 in everything
164
+ --- 634906984
165
+ >>634906187
166
+ everyone's going to regret it though, if they don't grab one before the war with China fucks up supply chains again
167
+ --- 634907057
168
+ From the 6970 to the Fury, I noticed AMD go from sleeping giant to fossilized turd in multiple terrible ways, they went all-in on AI and compute before companies that the industry actually paid attention to started the trend, so the most their cards did was mine crypto with OpenCL and the like, which in turn started the trend of adding an extra $100 to GPU's on the notion it MAY generate income. They GPU prices we're seeing now started with that shit, and specifically with the 290's and how fucking hard it was to get a cheap one. It was impossible to get a cheap AMD card just in general back then, although it didn't help Nvidia's lineup wasn't that hot until Pascal, and all AMD had to do was be better than that
169
+
170
+ AMD's driver shittiness fractured the usually chill driver modding community, which was born out of a need to patch-up the cracks, because with each new shitty rebranding of Catalyst, something was broken in a really bad way, like DX9 MSAA randomly not existing in some releases, or the fact they actually did that CAP bullshit for a period instead of just not breaking shit on a per-game basis in a driver release, and then there's sabotaging the Rage launch because they couldn't even be bothered to put an OpenGL 4.2 driver outside of dev channels
171
+
172
+ Ray Adams, the ATI Tray Tools dude, warned AMD devs that gutting the API hooks ATT uses would probably break other games that used them trickshot coding style, and in addition to killing ATT, this probably broke the several games that stopped working on nu-Catalyst, and probably where most MSAA woes started. And then there's JohnM, the Radeonpro dude who completely abandoned his closed-source ATT replacement because AMD hired him for Raptr, only to shitcan Raptr, and John to ragequit entirely because he wasn't getting his dick sucked enough on Guru3D. Honorable mentions go to Regneneration of NGOHQ, who made a CUDA-to-OpenCL wrapper, showed PhysX working on a 5870, and then disappeared of the face of the internet
173
+ --- 634907110
174
+ >>634907057
175
+ Thanks ChatGPT, very cool
176
+ --- 634907373
177
+ >>634906784
178
+ >mom cancel my meetings pacman fucked up my config again
179
+ --- 634907416
180
+ >>634907110
181
+ They're just not a good GPU company anymore anon, they would need to pull another 9800-tier card out of their ass at this point. Take this from someone who's used their shit since a Rage Pro, AMD will never get better, just buy an Nvidia card and live with the fact Inspector is all you need to ensure no game breaks ever
182
+ --- 634907452
183
+ >>634905346
184
+ >the gap is narrower than it was five years ago where they were just comically blowing Intel the fuck out
185
+ AMD 7000 series does comically blow Intel out of the water due to 3D V caching. The only reason it isn't as bad as the past is because AMD is more expensive compared to the Ryzen 3000 era.
186
+ --- 634907489
187
+ using amd since 2012 and only had 1 driver timeout from changing resolution in some 20 year old game
188
+ --- 634907546
189
+ >>634906674
190
+ but but the more you buy the more you save! Just stop kvetching.
191
+ --- 634907559
192
+ >>634907373
193
+ >things that don't happen but wincucks pretend happen
194
+
195
+ Hello Sirs. Good Morning.
196
+ --- 634907603
197
+ >>634904467 (OP)
198
+ >Want to switch to Linux
199
+ >They said that Nvidia is shit and I should just get an AMD card to have less headaches
200
+ >AMD cards are apparently shit
201
+ What do I do /v/?
202
+ --- 634907631
203
+ >>634907416
204
+ Why dont games break on my 6800?
205
+ --- 634907651
206
+ >>634907559
207
+ yeah and how long did it take them to support signed packages? Then again I understand why sabayon is hated.
208
+ --- 634907703
209
+ >>634904467 (OP)
210
+ Yeah
211
+ Fucking Forza Horizon 3 always popped this message 10 to 20 mins into the game
212
+ --- 634907713
213
+ >>634907603
214
+ the argument is the drivers are shit
215
+ on linux amd is a must, open source drivers
216
+ --- 634907723
217
+ >>634907603
218
+ Do the needful and buy a Series S.
219
+ --- 634907809
220
+ >>634906984
221
+ >everyone
222
+ Not the poorfags because there are no poorfag cards anymore.
223
+ --- 634907830
224
+ >>634905757
225
+ >10gb vram scam
226
+ --- 634907863
227
+ >>634907809
228
+ >no poorfag cards anymore.
229
+ As /v/ will loudly tell you radeon is only for poorfags.
230
+ --- 634907905
231
+ >>634907830
232
+ The funny thing is a 3080 user can't even use stable diffusion to render out a smug reaction image as they'll run out of memory.
233
+ --- 634908018
234
+ >Start computer
235
+ >Pic related
236
+ >Panic and restart
237
+ >Same issue
238
+ >Take out GPU and use onboard
239
+ >All good
240
+ >Put GPU back
241
+ >PC works good again
242
+
243
+ Drivers issue or is my gpu dying?
244
+ If it's dying I'm never buying a Radeon card ever again
245
+ --- 634908040
246
+ >>634907905
247
+ I beg to differ
248
+ --- 634908085
249
+ >>634908018
250
+ --- 634908090
251
+ >>634908018
252
+ Dont install malware from 1337 pajeet
253
+ --- 634908137
254
+ >>634907905
255
+ Bro I was able to use SD with a 3060ti, a 3080 can definitely do it
256
+ --- 634908218
257
+ >>634904467 (OP)
258
+ Did you seriously fall for the daily AMD shilling on /v/? RIP OP.
259
+ --- 634908278
260
+ >>634904765
261
+ I believe it.
262
+ --- 634908304
263
+ >>634906187
264
+ Why would you redeem!?
265
+ --- 634908305
266
+ thanks nvidia goy I will now buy your GPU
267
+ --- 634908436
268
+ >>634905298
269
+ All rook same
270
+ --- 634908445
271
+ >>634908305
272
+ see>>634905952
273
+ --- 634908607
274
+ >>634904543
275
+ >the full drivers while loaded with features are far more unstable
276
+ Do AMDfags really?
277
+ --- 634908697
278
+ I want proof that people shitting on AMD drivers actually have a modern AMD GPU, if not i will just assume those are nvidia shills, simple as
279
+ --- 634908759
280
+ >>634904467 (OP)
281
+ Every time.
282
+ --- 634908797
283
+ >>634908607
284
+ nvidia drivers can't even adjust fan curve in drivers, let alone overclock, so yeah AMD drivers have far more features but they are more unstable if you use said full feature version
285
+ --- 634908896
286
+ >>634905187
287
+ Lurk more retard.
288
+ --- 634908916
289
+ >>634906929
290
+ Those are totally not normal power plugs for a gpu. What the fuck is that?
291
+ --- 634908989
292
+ >>634908759
293
+ >not posting the full version
294
+ --- 634909028
295
+ >>634908916
296
+ its just a pass through to monitor how many volts its getting
297
+ --- 634909048
298
+ >update AMD drivers
299
+ >sleep mode stops working
300
+
301
+ I'm at my fucking limit I swear to God
302
+ --- 634909086
303
+ >>634908018
304
+ >>634908085
305
+ >not checking the cables
306
+ >inadvertently reseats GPU in cheap motherboard PCI-e slot
307
+ >blames the GPU
308
+
309
+ It could have been the GPU
310
+
311
+ but your monitor could also be dying.
312
+ --- 634909146
313
+ Ryzen 5 5600, Radeon rx 6650 xt here
314
+ Shit's only crashing when my undervolting/overclocking goes wrong (my fault)
315
+ --- 634909180
316
+ >>634908697
317
+ i bought ant amd 270x after my nvidia 980 died
318
+
319
+ the 270x died in under a year and i had to switch back to a 1080
320
+
321
+ didn't keep the box or anything as proof but w/e
322
+ --- 634909201
323
+ >>634909180
324
+ >modern AMD gpu
325
+ --- 634909241
326
+ >>634904467 (OP)
327
+ Glad to see (well, not really) that nothing changed since 2001.
328
+ --- 634909281
329
+ >>634909086
330
+ I did checked the cable and I didn't put it in a stupid cheap motherboard pci-e slot, you slut.
331
+ But yeah you're right it could be my cringe monitor.
332
+ --- 634909393
333
+ >>634904543
334
+ >Even better, install linux and use only console, but if you breathe too hard, the GPU will burst into flame and start spewing shrapnel.
335
+ --- 634909440
336
+ >>634904765
337
+ india is the leading in tech what the fuck do you mean?
338
+ --- 634909448
339
+ >>634904467 (OP)
340
+ i had an rx580 for a while, every time i updated the drivers i would have constant microstutters across the system for like an hour, then everything would be fine.
341
+ never figured out why it happened, never fixed it, got rid of the card for a 2080ti and everything's been fine since
342
+ --- 634909543
343
+ Good good spew your bullshit some more so i can buy cheap GPUs that can do 4k60 while the equivalent
344
+ >superior
345
+ Nvidia GPU crashes because of the lack of VRAM
346
+ --- 634909568
347
+ >>634904467 (OP)
348
+ Daily Reminder: I have a 4090.
349
+ --- 634909669
350
+ >>634909568
351
+ >has a 4090
352
+ >names pc after a product to clean shit from toilets
353
+ It all makes sense.
354
+ --- 634910005
355
+ >>634909180
356
+ >980
357
+ >to a 270x
358
+ the absurdity of this situation actually makes it believable
359
+
360
+ Unfortunately it means your 980 broke within 18 months, or else you would have gotten an rx 480, instead of a 7000 series tier radeon.
361
+ Despite the swift failure of your 980, you blame AMD, before migrating back to nvidia, which delivered similarly faulty hardware, for a 1080 that itself released just one month prior to Ellsemere GPUs
362
+
363
+ Your story checks out, except it doesn't leave much time for the 270x to have failed in "under a year" and leave the 980 for have shown any more endurance than the 270x. This certainly doesn't make "modern" AMD gpus look good, but it does suggest it is par for the course.
364
+ --- 634910049
365
+ >>634909440
366
+ Good morning Sirs
367
+ --- 634910068
368
+ >>634910005
369
+ Okay, nigger.
370
+ --- 634910128
371
+ >>634904467 (OP)
372
+ >don’t run DDU when upgrading GPU
373
+ >get ass
374
+ >cry on underage board
375
+ yeah that fits
376
+ --- 634910668
377
+ >>634908305
378
+ Excuse me? Your AI porn sir?
379
+ --- 634910749
380
+ >>634908989
381
+ Fermi has been memoryholed.
382
+ --- 634910756
383
+ >>634908797
384
+ >nvidia drivers can't even adjust fan curve in drivers, let alone overclock,
385
+ This nigger doesn't know about nvidia-smi lol
386
+ --- 634910859
387
+ >>634908797
388
+ GeForce Experience needs an account lol
389
+ At least with AMD's shit you don't
390
+ I do love Nvidia's control panel though, it just werks.
391
+ >t. use both Nvidia and AMD cards
392
+ --- 634910939
393
+ >>634905346
394
+ Performance wise, sure
395
+ But goddamn efficiency wise though, those e-cores aren't doing shit
396
+ --- 634910980
397
+ >buy AMD
398
+ found the problem OP
399
+ --- 634911069
400
+ >>634906187
401
+ >moores law is dead
402
+ Imagine believing anything this faggot has to say
403
+ --- 634911078
404
+ >>634906187
405
+ OH NO NO NO
406
+ --- 634911103
407
+ >>634906187
408
+ >moores law is based
409
+ holy fucking KINO
410
+ --- 634911167
411
+ >>634908607
412
+ you probably dont remember the days of amd catalyst drivers
413
+ --- 634911247
414
+ >>634911069
415
+ >>634911103
416
+ who do i believe?
417
+ --- 634911352
418
+ >>634911247
419
+ Do your own research anon.
420
+ He is a faggot AMD fanboy that makes shit up for clicks and panders for the redditor.
421
+ But now I'll be called an NVIDIA fanboy... Despite having an AMD GPU.
422
+ So the conversation goes nowhere.
423
+ --- 634911529
424
+ I will buy the second best current gen GPU from wither manufacturer at no more than $400.
425
+ --- 634911549
426
+ >>634904467 (OP)
427
+ Kek, I used to have this every time I'd boot my computer for years
428
+ I had to wait like 10 minutes doing nothing or else it would freeze and crash and I'd have to reboot. It was so bad I couldn't even send the crash report. I haven't had problems in a while but I'm certainly never buying amd ever again.
429
+ --- 634911749
430
+ >>634905057
431
+ >AMD CPU legit blows intel out of the water.
432
+ *Unless you are doing a productivity task that heavily relies on avx extensions, in which case AMD shits the bed because they still can't into avx.
433
+ --- 634911893
434
+ >>634911749
435
+ Some AVX is disabled on 13th gen anon so you aren't using it for that either.
436
+ --- 634911948
437
+ >>634906984
438
+ I bought a cheap rtx 3060. Nvidia can get fucked.
439
+ --- 634911983
440
+ >>634909440
441
+ The only thing India is leading in is shitting on the streets. Now that I think about it, doesn't the Chinese do the same shit? Maybe that's why India and China is warming up to each other these days, cause they have things in common?
442
+ --- 634912035
443
+ amds are trash
444
+ i've been a poorfag since 2002 so i had ati/amd only
445
+ it was a world of pure torture, especially 2013-2020 when amd got crearly destroyed
446
+ finally got decent pay and switched to intel/nvidia
447
+ no issues, no bsods, no dead drivers
448
+ fucking perfect
449
+ --- 634912039
450
+ >>634907905
451
+ AI shit is already dead. And illegal in many countries soon because some pedos use it to create cp.
452
+ --- 634912053
453
+ >>634911749
454
+ Intel shits the bed with AVX as well.
455
+ --- 634912079
456
+ >>634911948
457
+ I got a refurbished 3080
458
+ --- 634912082
459
+ >>634905057
460
+ Depends on the game and workload.
461
+ Personally I think Intel are more consistent across all games while AMD is better at some and worse than others.
462
+ --- 634912119
463
+ >>634912035
464
+ Intel is objectively the shit CPU now.
465
+ Even the best intel CPU is worse than the best AMD GPU at the moment.
466
+ --- 634912152
467
+ >>634908305
468
+ >Rtx 3070 shit the bed because of vram
469
+ RUMAO.
470
+ --- 634912171
471
+ Spotted the fanboy
472
+ --- 634912218
473
+ >>634910668
474
+ I don't use illegal shit.
475
+ --- 634912230
476
+ >>634912119
477
+ >>634912171
478
+ Also, nobody ever talks about the AMDip in games and has poor 1% lows (pic not rel).
479
+ --- 634912275
480
+ >>634912230
481
+ >1080p
482
+ So basically there are minor differences in numbers for circlejerking but no difference in real world application? Got it.
483
+ --- 634912282
484
+ Sirs do no redeem the AMD
485
+ --- 634912357
486
+ >>634912275
487
+ 1440p and above is fine with whatever game really.
488
+ 64% of people are still on 1080p while only 20% are on 1440p.
489
+ I personally have a 13700k and still play at 1080p but I'm a sweatlord competitive player.
490
+ --- 634912372
491
+ >>634904735
492
+ No anon he meant a GTX 570 c'mon now...
493
+ --- 634912449
494
+ >>634912285
495
+ wheres the 13900k stock?
496
+ --- 634912474
497
+ >>634912282
498
+ >refurbished
499
+ Don't forget AI fags use an app that trains on actual cp lmao.
500
+ --- 634912476
501
+ >>634912282
502
+ New worlds was nuking Nvidia cards as well for a while right?
503
+ --- 634912497
504
+ >>634904467 (OP)
505
+ Not a problem on linux, next time use a real man's operating system.
506
+ --- 634912505
507
+ 7900 XTX MBA reporting in
508
+ i dont have issues
509
+ --- 634912528
510
+ >>634904467 (OP)
511
+ AMD always has some weird issue. Sure you save money but then you have to wait for the drivers to catch up. Processors are good though. Even with whatever issue it has. Just be sure to read up on it because there won't be a time where its just random. That shit happens to everyone.
512
+ --- 634912548
513
+ >>634904467 (OP)
514
+ How could this happen? I've been hearing for 10 years AMD fixed their drivers.
515
+ One of better marketing moves is how AMD drivers are seen as 'fine wine', because their performance improves over years. Normally that would be called 'shit getting fixed'.
516
+ They cards aren't even well priced. They jew just as hard as nvidia on releases and then market forces them to drop prices. Hopefully same happens to nvidia with 40x series, but at this point I wouldn't be even surprised if they will just release 4090Ti, release whatever performance for lower cards and focus on 50x series,
517
+ --- 634912569
518
+ >>634912497
519
+ >linux
520
+ >gaming
521
+ --- 634912672
522
+ >>634912119
523
+ i care about stuff working, and 99% of apps and games are built for intel
524
+ i don't care that i overpay or underperform compared to comparable amd garbage
525
+ i care about not acknowledging the existence of BIOS and never seeing a blue screen
526
+ to put it short, intel if for adults
527
+ --- 634912707
528
+ >>634912672
529
+ Based Pajeet
530
+ --- 634912762
531
+ >>634910128
532
+ Most underrated post in this thread. Possibly made by a unicorn. By which I mean someone with a brain that knows how to use a computer on /v/
533
+ >>634910749
534
+ I am just going to wait to recycle these when the 40 series ITX's come.
535
+ --- 634912789
536
+ >buy AMD CPU
537
+ >optical audio crackles
538
+ >takes 50 seconds to boot every time (checked and unchecked all settings)
539
+ >display port didn't work in BIOS and I had to change to HDMI every time
540
+ never buying AMD again holy fuck
541
+ --- 634912841
542
+ >>634904467 (OP)
543
+ >no wonder this junk is so cheap
544
+ i wouldn't call "10% less than nvidia" cheap
545
+ --- 634912907
546
+ >>634910749
547
+ --- 634913170
548
+ >>634912569
549
+ >a 7900xtx has better performance than a 4090 on windows
550
+ >you can play almost any game except anticheat protected ones
551
+ >retarded faggots think it's worse than wangblows
552
+ --- 634913318
553
+ >>634912789
554
+ I bought a 5800x3d and immediately I started getting small issues
555
+ >just update bios
556
+ that's the answer you'll get 99% of the time
557
+ with intel you literally don't have to do shit, it's retardproof and it just works
558
+
559
+ don't give a fuck if amd is better their shit is just garbage
560
+ won't touch their CPU's or GPU's
561
+ --- 634913407
562
+ >PEBKAC
563
+ >"FUCK AMD!!!!1111ONE"
564
+ --- 634913408
565
+ >>634913170
566
+ >better than the 4090
567
+ This is the 4080 and it depends on the game.
568
+ --- 634913419
569
+ >>634904467 (OP)
570
+ That is windows 10 problem.
571
+ Use this to fix it:
572
+
573
+ [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\GraphicsDrivers\TdrDelay]
574
+ "TdrDelay"=dword:0000003c
575
+ --- 634913456
576
+ >>634913170
577
+ >wangblows
578
+ >microshit
579
+ >wincucks
580
+ >JOIN OUR CULT! WHY DON'T YOU LIKE US?
581
+ --- 634913554
582
+ >>634904467 (OP)
583
+ God I fucking love my PS5. PC "gaming" is such a chore and you spend most of your time troubleshooting bullshit errors and sifting through old forum posts for solutions lmao.
584
+ --- 634913576
585
+ i'm enjoying my 4070 chuds
586
+ --- 634913649
587
+ >>634913408
588
+ *The 7900xtx is better *ON LINUX* than the 4090 *ON WINDOWS*
589
+ --- 634913663
590
+ >>634909440
591
+ >india is the leading in tech
592
+ my sides
593
+ --- 634913728
594
+ >>634909568
595
+ what do you use it for?
596
+ --- 634913742
597
+ >>634913318
598
+ i was building a new rig back when the 5600x and shit had just released, and no motherboard seemed to support it out of the box without a bios update. that pretty much filtered me right out of the gate, went intel yet again.
599
+ --- 634913804
600
+ >>634913728
601
+ >Resolution: 3840 x 2160
602
+ he's probably using it for that alone
603
+ --- 634913820
604
+ >>634913728
605
+ --- 634913845
606
+ >>634913649
607
+ >linux
608
+ Anon, we are talking about video games.
609
+ If "Linux" was in the benchmark it would be biased as all the games would be 0 fps.
610
+ --- 634913865
611
+ >>634904467 (OP)
612
+ never happened to me
613
+ learn to use computers
614
+ --- 634913894
615
+ >>634913613
616
+ >CMD script vs actual game
617
+ --- 634913921
618
+ >>634913170
619
+ Show me Dead Space Remake with no upscaling at 4k with RT on.
620
+ --- 634913990
621
+ >>634913554
622
+ Not if you buy decent hardware. People keep having issues with their Legacy OSes and their store brand hardware. It'd be like if I bought a PS5 and expected to play games on it, when the PS5 has no games.
623
+ --- 634914087
624
+ >>634913554
625
+ Weird. Never had a problem on my PC.
626
+ Also Consoles aren't free of troubleshooting either.
627
+ --- 634914670
628
+ >>634912171
629
+ And I'd still take the 7800X3D over the 13900K simply because it's way more efficient and draws like half the power.
630
+ --- 634914775
631
+ >>634914670
632
+ >cares about power
633
+ >GPU pulls 600W
634
+ sure, anon.
635
+ --- 634915046
636
+ >>634914775
637
+ >power draw only matters when my favorite side wins
638
+ I swear, it's always the same with you clowns and the second Intel manages to be more efficient again you'll be the first to shit on AMD for that. Also, I'm not retarded, so no, my GPU doesn't pull 600W. I'm also not falling for the 4K or raytracing memes, so there's no reason for me to even need one like that in the first place.
639
+ --- 634915121
640
+ >>634915046
641
+ >buys high end CPU
642
+ >pairs it with a 3060
643
+ god you faggots are really something...
644
+ --- 634915179
645
+ Works fine on my Linux machine.
646
+ --- 634915198
647
+ >634915179
648
+ >linux
649
+ >gaming
650
+ --- 634915257
651
+ >>634915198
652
+ Retarded monkey can't even do something as basic as replying to a post correctly lmao
653
+ --- 634915296
654
+ >634915257
655
+ cope
656
+ --- 634915352
657
+ >using AMD since the RX570/580
658
+ >never had a single driver crash
659
+ care to explain?
660
+ --- 634915373
661
+ >>634904467 (OP)
662
+ Nvidia keeps spamming this thread on /v/ and /g/ because they have no VRAM
663
+ --- 634915415
664
+ >yet another thread where peasants are fighting each other while their technocrat rulers get richer and kill the middle class ensuring everyone but them will truly be a peasant
665
+ you're all retarded
666
+ --- 634915417
667
+ >>634915373
668
+ Nvidia has plenty of VRAM.
669
+ --- 634915423
670
+ >>634915352
671
+ Nvidia has a monopoly on AI text generation and they're putting it to good use by using it to send a army of AI bots to market their products with realistic GPT4 like conversations that were large model trained on 4chan.
672
+ --- 634915472
673
+ >>634915417
674
+ LMAO Nvidia architecture literally can't keep up
675
+ --- 634915592
676
+ >>634915417
677
+ Shame about their memory bus
678
+ --- 634915681
679
+ >AMD Unboxed
680
+ --- 634915746
681
+ >>634915472
682
+ Definitely can't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSKbpq3arXA [Embed]
683
+ --- 634915892
684
+ >>634915681
685
+ Nah not AMD unboxed, but incompetent unboxed.
686
+ --- 634916097
687
+ >>634915373
688
+ Gotta keep people away from AMD so they will buy those 4070's.
689
+ --- 634916292
690
+ >>634904467 (OP)
691
+ >have a 290 that lasted me all of last gen
692
+ >still use it in my 2nd rig
693
+ >have 5700XT and Ryzen 3600 in current rig
694
+ >justwerks.jpeg
695
+ I'm sorry you're a tech illiterate retard, OP.
696
+ --- 634916337
697
+ Works on my GNU+Linux machine.
698
+ t. 6700 XT Chad
699
+ --- 634916367
700
+ >>634909440
701
+ It was pretty based when they had planes falling out of the sky
702
+ --- 634916413
703
+ >>634912548
704
+ >They jew just as hard as nvidia on releases
705
+ Nah, they have yet to top pic rel.
706
+ --- 634916474
707
+ >>634904516
708
+ They’re both fucked
709
+ --- 634916493
710
+ >>634904467 (OP)
711
+ >he thought "AMD drivers lol" was just a meme
712
+
713
+ I had 7970 back in the day and I loved it. Went for a 480 8gig and it was pure pain. Nvidia since then
714
+ --- 634916874
715
+ >>634910128
716
+ Many such cases.
717
+ Its even so common I think most people complaining about amd drivers are the retards who forgot to uninstall their nvidia drivers.
718
+
719
+ And yes, retards, moving from amd to nvidia will also fuck up your games unless you uninstall your display drivers
720
+ --- 634916953
721
+ >>634916874
722
+ works on my machine
723
+ I upgraded 2070 to 4090, works flawlessly without touching the driver
724
+ --- 634917016
725
+ >>634916953
726
+ >I went from nvidia to nvidia and it just works lel
727
+ Wow, we got a triple retard here.
728
+ --- 634917070
729
+ >>634916953
730
+ --- 634917079
731
+ >>634904467 (OP)
732
+ Works on my machine lol
733
+
734
+ >RX6650 XT
735
+ --- 634917114
736
+ >>634904467 (OP)
737
+ Mine did this, turned out my hdd was dying causing the crash. Other things to check is if the fans are tuning properly. I just have mine tuned to 49% when im gaming
738
+ --- 634917485
739
+ >>634908305
740
+ This is a direct result of jewing the VRAM
741
+ It was intended to be a 16gb card originally anda modded successfully made it 16gb
742
+ --- 634917523
743
+ >>634911069
744
+ He lost a lot of credibility when he kept claiming
745
+ >crypto isn't the main reason for the higher GPU prices
746
+ >nvidia doesn't have 80+% market share, JPR and steam hardware survey are both lying
747
+ >intel is definitely cancelling battlemage and celestial, it'll be a laptop GPU or a single low end SKU at most
748
+ --- 634917612
749
+ >>634916493
750
+ I went from a 6870 to a 480 back in 2017, same experience, had so many issues. Bought a 3070 in 2020 and had no problems until now that 8gb of vram isn't enough.
751
+
752
+ So I have 2 choices now:
753
+ >4070 ti 12gb and pain in 2 years because of vram
754
+ >7900 xt and constant pain because of drivers
755
+
756
+ I don't know what to do.
757
+ --- 634917701
758
+ >>634917612
759
+ >8gb of vram isn't enough
760
+ It is though. Or are you one of those tards playing at 4K ultra?
761
+ --- 634917705
762
+ >>634909048
763
+ This is why I'm scared of buying a 7900 XT. FUCK.
764
+ --- 634917732
765
+ >>634917612
766
+ unironically 4090
767
+ --- 634917772
768
+ >>634917612
769
+ What are you playing that has issues?
770
+ --- 634917774
771
+ >>634917523
772
+ Crypto had nothing to do with gpu pricing, that is absolutely correct. It was used as a scapegoat, same was as covid was.
773
+ --- 634917831
774
+ >>634917732
775
+ You're a retard if you get 4090 or even a 4080 just for gayman.
776
+ --- 634917847
777
+ >>634907416
778
+ 10 years ago they took the crown with the 7970 though, and the lower SKUs were better value compared to the nvidia equivalent. They just need to pull something like that again.
779
+ If they get multi-compute-chip tiles working on GPU, they can just make some 800w monstrosity with a combined 1000+mm^2 die size and just get the crown through sheer compute power. That'll do wonders for their image.
780
+ --- 634917927
781
+ >>634917847
782
+ Sure, but the issue is heat generation. AMD cards run hot as fuck.
783
+ --- 634917953
784
+ >>634917701
785
+ It's shitting the bed on my 1440p monitor too. RE4make is a warning because I couldn't turn ray tracing on and have decent quality textures, thankfully the ray tracing implementation on it is shit.
786
+ It also can't run other recently released games. In a year it won't be able to run most games. And what if I want to play 4K on my TV? I should have listened to the doomers saying 8gb was pathetic back in 2020.
787
+ --- 634917956
788
+ >>634917701
789
+ I’m in the exact same boat as him
790
+ There is some stuttering in some games at 1440p
791
+ I’d be fine with the card’s performance if it had more VRAM
792
+ Was hoping to find a 3090 cheap but that’s not happening
793
+ --- 634918061
794
+ >>634917772
795
+ See >>634917953
796
+ Technically "no issues" because I turn RT off, but I did see some texture pop in occasionally and now I know why.
797
+ --- 634918118
798
+ >>634904467 (OP)
799
+ >windows
800
+ >gaming
801
+ every time
802
+ --- 634918147
803
+ >>634917774
804
+ No. I did my own research during that time. 2miner showed the world wide hashrate for ethereum increased by the equivalent of over 20million 3080 equivalent hash rate from mid 2020- early 2022. That is at least a 20-25% increase in overall market demand, but consumer gaming GPUs are just a part of that, so in that particular segment, they probably increased demand by over 50%. If you know anything about how demand and supply works and how the elasticity of luxury goods like GPUs looks like, it's safe to assume the vast majority of the price increase was from miners. Another easy thing to point to is how quickly the used prices of GPUs plummeted after September 2022, when ethereum went proof of stake and they could no longer extract profit from GPUs.
805
+ --- 634918203
806
+ >>634918118
807
+ I have a deck and gayman sucks dick on linux too. Stop pretending it's so much better than winblows, it's not.
808
+ --- 634918217
809
+ >>634904467 (OP)
810
+ Works on my machine
811
+ --- 634918237
812
+ >>634918061
813
+ Yeah, I’ve noticed it in some games too
814
+ Currently playing elden ring and theres LOD popping
815
+ Though I’m not sure if that’s just the game but I suspect not
816
+ --- 634918379
817
+ >>634918203
818
+ Never had driver issues with AMD on linux, but I'm sure you're a special kind of retard that do.
819
+ --- 634918437
820
+ >>634909440
821
+ No you are not. Fuck off. Get out of my country. All you do is make software worse. If every street shitter got out of IT, software as a whole would exponentially grow in quality because it wouldn't have you worthless subhuman retards writing spaghetti code and fucking everything up and leaving competent developers to fix your mistakes, time they could of spent actually writing good code.
822
+ --- 634918546
823
+ >>634918437
824
+ lmfao
825
+ Glad my cunt isn't retarded and keeping their chip technology in-house.
826
+ --- 634918589
827
+ >>634910668
828
+ >CP
829
+ No thanks, I'm not a nonce.
830
+ --- 634918698
831
+ >>634904467 (OP)
832
+ Works on my machine :^)
833
+ I call PEBKAC or blatant nshittia shill
834
+ --- 634918821
835
+ >>634909201
836
+ Not him but my old 7970 lasted me roughly 7 years. I don't get why people shit on AMD so much. Never had any issues with mine. Maybe I just got lucky.
837
+ --- 634919435
838
+ >>634918379
839
+ You have zero reason to lie
840
+ --- 634919701
841
+ >>634919435
842
+ Give any examples or go be a retarded shill somewhere else.
843
+ --- 634919840
844
+ >>634918437
845
+ The Bell Labs one actually upset me.
846
+ --- 634919997
847
+ >>634913921
848
+ >4k with RT on
849
+ Why would you want to halve your framerate regardless of GPU? Why would you pay 1000+ for a GPU only to play at console framerates?
850
+ --- 634920063
851
+ >>634904765
852
+ you bloody benchod
853
+ --- 634920993
854
+ Every time I boot my PC I get this error. It never occurs when actually gaming or anything, though.
855
+ what the hell could be the cause?
856
+ --- 634921118
857
+ >>634917831
858
+
859
+ Being poor is much worse than being retarded.
860
+ --- 634921138
861
+ >>634915415
862
+ For what purpose? This is the thing I just can't understand. If they reduce the whole earth to crippling poverty, who is going to buy anything? They're relying on starvation and a couple wars to kill everyone off? Then what? There's billions of tons of toxic materials and other stuff that need to be dealt with before any mass depopulation can be permitted.
863
+ --- 634921216
864
+ >>634920993
865
+ amd cpu or intel cpu? what ram? at this point most software crashes are because of cpu/ram being unstable.
866
+ --- 634921238
867
+ >>634921118
868
+ Recognizing that spending 1500 bucks on a video card only for gaming is retarded has nothing to do with being poor you retarded zoomer.
869
+ --- 634921381
870
+ >>634921138
871
+ >why would 1% of the population want to enslave the other 99%
872
+ >but the 99% would rebel
873
+ picrel
874
+
875
+ why would you need your slaves to buy anything if you literally own them?
876
+ --- 634921397
877
+ >>634921238
878
+
879
+ $1600 - $2000 would be more accurate. AMD will always be "the poor option" for zoomers.
880
+ --- 634921505
881
+ >>634921216
882
+ This is my current build. I have the liquid cooling so maybe I fucked up the install? But nothing really reaches unstable temps when playing even 4k/144hz so maybe not?
883
+ --- 634921640
884
+ >>634921397
885
+ AMD will always be an option, but novidea will sink in the next 5 years unless a miracle happens.
886
+ --- 634921649
887
+ >5800x3d
888
+ >7900XTX
889
+ >just werks
890
+ Based on this thread I must be a sorcerer.
891
+ --- 634921713
892
+ it's almost like modern GPUs aren't made for video games anymore
893
+ --- 634921735
894
+ >>634905187
895
+ terrible bait
896
+ --- 634921853
897
+ >>634921505
898
+ https://www.amd.com/en/products/cpu/amd-ryzen-7-7700x
899
+
900
+ Max Memory Speed is 5200mhz on the memory controller. If you do higher you're overclocking it and that can cause instability. Unless you get zero errors in TM5 Extreme Preset running multiple passes then you can't say that you are stable.
901
+ --- 634921913
902
+ >>634921853
903
+ >5200Mhz
904
+ holy fuck that is slow.
905
+ --- 634922019
906
+ >>634921913
907
+ Memory speed matters less on single CCD CPUs, the more you know.
908
+ --- 634922082
909
+ >>634921118
910
+ Still accurate, maybe even more so considering Nvidia raised GPU prices by roughly 50%.
911
+ --- 634922235
912
+ >>634922019
913
+ memory speed matters heaps on modern CPUs
914
+ the more you know.
915
+ --- 634922310
916
+ >>634922235
917
+ It seems like you have barely any knowledge of the subject if you can't be specific about architecture or core complexes.
918
+ --- 634922386
919
+ >>634921649
920
+ The AMD Drivers Meme has been shilled to death since the ATi days on various forums all over the internet. Im not sure Nvidia pays for shills these days since they have 90% marketshare. Its probably just cultists and cheerleaders at this point in 2023.
921
+ --- 634922395
922
+ >>634922310
923
+ Because it effects all modern CPU's dumbass.
924
+ --- 634922736
925
+ I had an AMD for 15 years but sadly I had to switch to Nvidia as I needed those sweet CUDA cores to run stable diffusion
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634904662
3
+ Name a worse VN. spoilers You can't
4
+ --- 634904901
5
+ >>634904662 (OP)
6
+ If /v/ shills it you know it's trash.
7
+ --- 634905079
8
+ >>634904662 (OP)
9
+ It's definitely the most disappointing.
10
+ --- 634905534
11
+ 13 sentinels
12
+ --- 634905587
13
+ >>634904662 (OP)
14
+ If /v/ hates it you know it's good.
15
+ --- 634905782
16
+ >>634904662 (OP)
17
+ but enough about muvluv
18
+ --- 634905790
19
+ >>634904662 (OP)
20
+ high points a good, who cares about the rest?
21
+ --- 634908660
22
+ >>634904662 (OP)
23
+ literal 10/10 kino kys
24
+ --- 634908715
25
+ Worse than Umineko? Any other visual novel that is not made by Uchikoshi.
26
+ --- 634912050
27
+ >>634904662 (OP)
28
+ I have been seeing a lot of hate towards this lately.
29
+ --- 634912909
30
+ Yume Miru Kusuri's the worst I've read.
31
+ --- 634912986
32
+ >>634904662 (OP)
33
+ I can't find "You can't" on steam, which VN is that?
34
+ --- 634913052
35
+ >>634904662 (OP)
36
+ SG
37
+ --- 634913067
38
+ >>634908715
39
+ Anything by Uchikoshi is worse than Umineko. The only thing it does better is comedy.
40
+ --- 634913161
41
+ >>634904662 (OP)
42
+ Higurashi
43
+ --- 634913178
44
+ Name a VN with a better OST
45
+ --- 634913273
46
+ >>634913178
47
+ Yu-no
48
+ --- 634913573
49
+ the shitposting has effectively stopped 2 years ago.
50
+ --- 634914357
51
+ >>634904662 (OP)
52
+ Higurashi
53
+ --- 634915186
54
+ >>634913178
55
+ Unteralterbach
56
+ --- 634918173
57
+ >>634904662 (OP)
58
+ i can't name a single VN because i've never had homosex yet
59
+ --- 634920248
60
+ >>634912050
61
+ its shazzamniggers and contrarians's next target
62
+ --- 634921196
63
+ >>634912050
64
+ >lately
65
+ --- 634921247
66
+ Sorry OP, but pic related is the most pants-on-head retarded VN ever written. It's a shame they shit the bed so hard after Sharin no Kuni.
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634904854
3
+ When will Leon Breed Claire ?
4
+ --- 634905010
5
+ >>634904854 (OP)
6
+ I don't get why doesn't he preserve the bloodline considering Jill also got some super genes.
7
+ --- 634905326
8
+ >>634905010
9
+ >sex with your best friend
10
+ That's disgusting
11
+ --- 634905421
12
+ >>634905010
13
+ Too busy creating mutt babies with sheva
14
+ --- 634905432
15
+ >>634904854 (OP)
16
+ That ship has sailed Chris.
17
+ --- 634905493
18
+ >>634905326
19
+ Who said anything about sex? just convince her to be surrogate or something.
20
+ >>634905421
21
+ If that works.
22
+ --- 634906156
23
+ >>634905432
24
+ Is this what keeps Chris up at night?
25
+ --- 634906309
26
+ I think Leon could beat Chris in a fist fight 2bh.
27
+ --- 634906504
28
+ >>634906309
29
+ Leon gets knocked out and beat very often in his games
30
+ --- 634906620
31
+ >>634906156
32
+ That's why is perfect for the job, can you imagine going to your rival/brother-in-law house for Thanksgiving. Just for him to sit you at the kid's table to humiliate you.
33
+ Leon S Kennedy would never do that, NEVER!!
34
+ He's a true American hero worthy to continue ou-, sorry the Redfield bloodline.
35
+
36
+ AND I'LL HUNT DOWN THAT KUNG PAO CHICKEN SMELLING BITCH IF NECESSARY!
37
+ --- 634906704
38
+ >>634906504
39
+ To BOWs. Chris is just a roid-monkey. That ain't shit to a martial artist.
40
+ --- 634906718
41
+ >>634906309
42
+ how many boulders has leon punched out?
43
+ --- 634906745
44
+ Someone needs to just fuck Chris' sister already. :/
45
+ --- 634906962
46
+ >>634906704
47
+ Wrong, no-frills punching is canonically the most powerful form of combat in the RE universe.
48
+ --- 634907075
49
+ >>634906309
50
+ lamo no
51
+ --- 634907081
52
+ >>634904854 (OP)
53
+ The remakes are actually an attempt by Leon to alter the timeline to ensure he will never sleep with Claire, and also hide in the past from Chris.
54
+ --- 634907095
55
+ >>634906745
56
+ Well Wesker volunteered.
57
+ --- 634907470
58
+ >>634906962
59
+ Why didn't Chris use that?
60
+ --- 634907518
61
+ LEON HAS THIS EVERY NIGHT ?!?!
62
+ --- 634907558
63
+ >>634907518
64
+ She wishes. The only thing Leon has is a bottle of bourbon.
65
+ --- 634907560
66
+ >>634907095
67
+ Whenever I see that picture of Wesker (bottom one) I always imagine him making a "honk honk!" noise or something.
68
+ --- 634907591
69
+ >>634907095
70
+ I DON-*coughs*
71
+ The Resident Evil community will never accept a traitor continuing one of the greatest bloodlines in all of gaming.
72
+ --- 634907731
73
+ >>634904854 (OP)
74
+ Shouldn't the girls have reached menopause by now? What's with Capcom and not letting its protests having kids?
75
+ --- 634907770
76
+ >>634906309
77
+ >Leon runs from boulders
78
+ >Chris fist fights them
79
+ lol
80
+ --- 634907854
81
+ >>634905010
82
+ Punching boulders comes at a price; Chris has ruined his balls through steroid abuse.
83
+ --- 634907914
84
+ >>634907731
85
+ Some say it's them being too chicken to face the potential wrath of Japanese fans, but I would say they are just too fucking lazy to write romance.
86
+ --- 634907987
87
+ >>634907914
88
+ Who has time for romance in a zombie-killing franchise? Every second not engaging in combat with BOWs is a second wasted.
89
+ --- 634908092
90
+ >>634907987
91
+ Shut up, Capcom, everyone can find time for a little loving.
92
+ --- 634908158
93
+ >>634908092
94
+ No. Kill zombies. Kill demons. Kill monsters. Fight. Fight. Fight. Kissing is not fighting. Sex is not fighting. Embrace combat. Destroy your enemies. Nothing else matters.
95
+ --- 634908669
96
+ >>634904854 (OP)
97
+ Don't worry, He will be busy with Jill in the new RE movie.
98
+ --- 634909109
99
+ >>634907470
100
+ he heems wesker if you do the melee qtes right
101
+ --- 634910448
102
+ >>634907518
103
+ You fucking wish Ashley
104
+ --- 634910857
105
+ >>634910448
106
+ Poor Leon, even a BOW would be a better option.
107
+ --- 634910971
108
+ >>634910857
109
+ Whatever you say, faglord
110
+ --- 634912873
111
+ >>634905010
112
+ I imagine after what happened in Resident Evil 5, Jill was probably made sterile. Otherwise why wouldn't Chris be continuing the bloodline with her?
113
+ --- 634913126
114
+ >>634912873
115
+ Jill was undergoing laboratory testing after RE5, and it wasn't exactly a couple of days ordeal, don't think Chris is really that much of an exhibitionist to do it while a bunch of nerds in lab coats are watching.
116
+ --- 634914029
117
+ >>634913126
118
+ Yeah and that was probably under BSSA supervision, who we know are now corrupt as fuck making bioweapons themselves. So Chris probably had to stand there and watch as Jill was turned into an incubator by the same group they founded.
119
+
120
+ No wonder he went rogue and started working with Blue Umbrella.
121
+ --- 634914112
122
+ >>634906309
123
+ kek
124
+ --- 634914285
125
+ >>634914029
126
+ I think you got some things mixed up. Chris was reluctantly working for Blue Umbrella as a loan from BSAA, and was still part of BSAA in 8, until in the end he revealed a BOW among them, and that's what made him lose it and plan a confrontation. He has no idea what they did or didn't do to Jill.
127
+ --- 634914472
128
+ >>634904854 (OP)
129
+ Why don't you just fuck your own sister, bro? Surely two of the same superior genes would create the ubermensch.
130
+ --- 634914614
131
+ >>634904854 (OP)
132
+ After Ada's permanently gone, and not a day sooner
133
+ --- 634915430
134
+ >>634914614
135
+ Everyone hates Ada it's so funny. She's like the writers pet that conveniently slips out of danger like a really shitty Carmen sandiego
136
+ --- 634915640
137
+ >>634915430
138
+ >Everyone hates Ada it's so funny
139
+ Seethe nigger
140
+ --- 634915813
141
+ >>634915430
142
+ I am glad that I'm not the only one who feels this way about Ada. The only game I've ever liked her in is RE4 Remake because Leon actually calls her out on her bullshit and she has something resembling a character arc in that game. Glad she was cut from Village.
143
+ --- 634916046
144
+ >>634907731
145
+ RE game development is just a front for the developers to pursue their collective fetish of taking creepshots and body scans of the models and actors they hire to portray their characters. They aren't going to let the women age until somebody at Capcom develops a granny fetish.
146
+ --- 634916113
147
+ >>634914285
148
+ I was so obviously joking faggot.
149
+ --- 634916487
150
+ >>634905326
151
+ No worries, Sheva exists as well, and since daddy Capcom found out that they can just make demakes of nostalgia for easy shekels, her game is next. So, unzip the pants and get working, Chris-boy.
152
+ --- 634916540
153
+ >>634916487
154
+ >demakes
155
+ Go back
156
+ --- 634916619
157
+ >>634916540
158
+ Keep slurping your next goyslop and pretending it is an improvement in anyway outside of muh graphics, zoom zoom.
159
+ --- 634916640
160
+ >>634916487
161
+ >he thinks RE5make is next, and not REmCVke featuring canon Chrisker/Wesfield ultragay hatefucks
162
+ You poor, deluded fool.
163
+ --- 634916675
164
+ >>634916619
165
+ I like re2, but I don't consider it a good remake.
166
+ --- 634917169
167
+ >>634916675
168
+ RE2 was the only acceptable one.
169
+ RE3 doesn't even deserve to be mentioned because Capcom sure as hell didn't care about it other than to ship it.
170
+ RE4 only has better graphics and Ashley that has more personality than just "LEON, HELP" every second, but it is a downgrade from original in every way. Takes itself way too fucking seriously which clearly shows that they have no idea what made original fun. Salazar went from being fun to just existing, and any line that had spice in it has been censored because we can't have that in 2023. Not to mention that this was a game that didn't even need a bloody remake, but they did it because Capcom can't be bothered to remake games that actually could use a remake (aka every single game that was shit due to one reason or another).
171
+ --- 634917571
172
+ >>634904854 (OP)
173
+ Canonically the only guy who fucks
174
+ --- 634917648
175
+ >>634917571
176
+ This guy's like the only normal person in the series
177
+ --- 634917806
178
+ >>634917169
179
+ RE4's approach is definitely different to the original version but I think that's what makes it a good remake. Apparently the RE3 Remake team were planning to make RE4 a 1:1 remake but the RE2 Remake team stepped in and took over the project and made bigger changes.
180
+
181
+ I can see how somebody who likes the original RE4 would be displeased with the remake. I actually dislike the original RE4 and like the remake a lot more because of adjustments made to tone, and to areas like character consistency for Leon between RE2 and RE4. I think the remake's approach makes better use of the setting for a horror style instead of the arcade action style of the original. I do agree that censorship of Luis' "ballistics" line and also making Ashley wear skorts is stupid. And the remake was definitely not as necessary as Code Veronica or RE0 remakes. I think it was greenlighted because they wanted a guaranteed money maker that would give them a budget to create more assets to reuse for future RE Engine games.
182
+
183
+ Personal preference has a lot to do with it. If you enjoy braindead run and gun arcade shooters that Mikami haphazardly splattered across a wall after playing too many Kojima games, that's okay, but some of us actually have discerning taste, you fucking plebeian
184
+ --- 634917810
185
+ Unrelated but the weirdest thing about RE is that despite the games doing record sales numbers, there is little discussion about them in the normiesphere. The reddit is dead, the forums are dead, the discords are dead, you find more discussion about the games on the chans than anywhere else. Other games with high sales usually have communities
186
+ --- 634917879
187
+ >>634917571
188
+ I think you're forgetting about a certain someone with a detachable left hand.
189
+ --- 634917991
190
+ >>634917879
191
+ Literally only Mia, the rest are pure fanboy drivel.
192
+ --- 634918031
193
+ >>634917806
194
+ >discerning taste
195
+ >slurps remake made for zoom-plebs in mind
196
+ Your irony is bigger than whatever Kojima shroom you think that Shinji consumed.
197
+ --- 634918127
198
+ >>634917806
199
+ >discerning taste, you fucking plebeian
200
+ Remakes are the most pleb thing ever though. Plebs are the ones who are creaming themselves over them in the first place.
201
+ --- 634918181
202
+ >>634917991
203
+ >only Mia
204
+ --- 634918290
205
+ >>634917991
206
+ >Literally only Mia
207
+ You don't think Miranda would have been interested in some BMC, staying in that nice comfy house, pouring wine and dancing to jazz music, after not getting any action in ~100 years?
208
+
209
+ And you can bet Zoe gave him a little sloppy toppy as thanks after RE7
210
+ --- 634918306
211
+ >>634918031
212
+ The original re4 didn't have good writing and the original trilogy were worse or on par with voice lines as re4. I like re4 og because it makes Leon irreverent and he is likeable because he is overtly a videogame character protesting the bullshit he is in.
213
+
214
+ Re4 re is better at a technical level basically everywhere but makes Leon a more believable character... and his character isn't that good.
215
+ --- 634918391
216
+ >>634918127
217
+ Yeah that shitty little movie of five guys standing in a room from the 50s is sooo much better than John Carpenter's version of The Thing
218
+ --- 634918520
219
+ >>634918391
220
+ >goes into random unrelated rant to deflect
221
+ Pleb, zoomer and seething for being called out for it, all at the same time.
222
+ --- 634918672
223
+ >>634918181
224
+ >>634918290
225
+ Judging by the way she treated him? No.
226
+ She was cold too him and treated him like shit.
227
+ >doesn't want him close to her when she's cooking
228
+ >doesn't let him taste the ciorba de legume
229
+ Yeah, Miranda x Ethan is only fan shipping.
230
+ --- 634918793
231
+ >>634918520
232
+ >BUZZWORDBUZZWORDBUZZWORDBUZZWORDBUZWORD
233
+ >no argument
234
+ Yupyupyup, just as I suspected. I RAPED your MIND. It's over. I fucking won (again).
235
+ --- 634918820
236
+ >>634905010
237
+ Because Chris is gay, he wants to have sex with other men.He want's to be bred by another man.
238
+ --- 634918910
239
+ >>634918793
240
+ >slurp slurp slurp slurp
241
+ Take that black bull's cock out of your mouth for a second and then post.
242
+ --- 634919072
243
+ >>634918820
244
+ Chrys would never have sex with a man
245
+ --- 634919074
246
+ >>634904854 (OP)
247
+ Dude, that's a funny joke, you should post it somewhere else
248
+ --- 634919152
249
+ >>634918181
250
+ >>634918181
251
+ B U T T O C K S
252
+ --- 634919231
253
+ >mentally ill remake h8er revealed his true colours ALREADY
254
+ >It only took three (3) posts to push him over the line
255
+ That's a new personal best for me! Wow!
256
+ --- 634919287
257
+ >>634907470
258
+ I think the glove is his special attack in REverse...i
259
+ --- 634919429
260
+ @634919231
261
+ >uses ebin numbers spelling
262
+ >talks to himself
263
+ kek
264
+ --- 634919538
265
+ >>634918672
266
+ >Didnt saw the amount of wine around the house
267
+ >She said that she want to store his blood for later before she ´´kills`` hin
268
+ She was just annoyed that he keep nagging about Lousianna kek
269
+ --- 634919551
270
+ >>634919429
271
+ ??
272
+ @
273
+ ???
274
+ --- 634919596
275
+ Why didn't Chris continue the bloodline with Rebecca, when he had the chance?
276
+ --- 634919665
277
+ >>634919538
278
+ I'm not sure I get the point of any of it. He slammed a baby in to a zombie, this somehow worked, then Chris kills his wife and eventually Ethan dies and comes back to life and for whatever reason any of this happens?
279
+ --- 634919692
280
+ >>634919538
281
+ No,it was because she wasnt there. She couldn't talk about it, even though it doesn't say that this was something between Ethan and the real Mia.
282
+ --- 634919786
283
+ >>634917879
284
+ the worst RE protag
285
+ --- 634919971
286
+ >>634919786
287
+ Funny way to spell Chris
288
+ --- 634920068
289
+ >>634919971
290
+ Nice try, Leon fujo.
291
+ --- 634920076
292
+ >>634919786
293
+ Woops, I forgot to attach my image!
294
+ --- 634920101
295
+ >>634918520
296
+ How is that unrelated, it's about remakes.
297
+ --- 634920226
298
+ >>634920101
299
+ Go and reread what was the original post, take as much time as needed to process it and you will figure it out. Assuming you have a single working brain cell.
300
+ --- 634920317
301
+ >>634919596
302
+ I honestly would live action Rebecca
303
+ --- 634920384
304
+ >>634920226
305
+ >Remakes are pleb shit
306
+ >One of the best horror movies is a remake
307
+ >T-That's unrelated.
308
+ --- 634920389
309
+ >>634919538
310
+ >She said that she want to store his blood for later before she ´´kills`` hin
311
+ because she was surprised that he was still breathing after having his heart removed.
312
+ --- 634920437
313
+ >>634920384
314
+ So, there isn't a single working brain cell in your head. Case closed.
315
+ --- 634920526
316
+ Wha about games you shipping obsessed trannies?
317
+ --- 634920571
318
+ >>634904854 (OP)
319
+ I don't get it, why doesn't Chris just do it himself?
320
+ --- 634920587
321
+ >>634916540
322
+ all demakes are dog shit cry zoomie
323
+ --- 634920616
324
+ >>634920389
325
+ she did it before removing his heart dude...seriously at least watch the cutscenes before even trying to talk shit mah dude
326
+ --- 634920636
327
+ >>634920437
328
+ So you have no argument, got it.
329
+ --- 634920659
330
+ >>634916113
331
+ If that was your idea for a joke then for your sake I hope you never consider a career as comedian.
332
+ --- 634920670
333
+ >>634920526
334
+ games?
335
+ --- 634920674
336
+ >>634920076
337
+ Put the Ethan scar in the hand and its perfect
338
+ --- 634920819
339
+ >>634919596
340
+ Rebecca is secretly a guy.
341
+ --- 634920857
342
+ >>634920526
343
+ This is what happens when niggers never have sex themselves, so they project their entire desires onto other men (fictional) that they project onto, so that they could have sex with their favorite waifu to cope for the lack of their own sex life by pretending to be that nigger that is doing the fucking instead of them. It is the ultimate form of cuckoldry, mostly inflicting Asian and average modern white men. Amen.
344
+ --- 634920989
345
+ >>634916046
346
+ are rebecca and ethans models both japs? could have fooled me
347
+ --- 634921060
348
+ >>634904854 (OP)
349
+ But why was he such a dick in 8?
350
+ --- 634921213
351
+ >>634921060
352
+ He has lived long enough to become the villain, didn't you notice he is copying Wesker's style in clothing?
353
+ --- 634921219
354
+ >>634916640
355
+ CV doesnt matter when lost nightmares cover the rivalry better...You just need to buy REmake5 gold edition kek
356
+ --- 634921252
357
+ >>634921060
358
+ He is running out of time. Claire's ovaries are drying. Cats keep getting piled up. One of them is named Albert Whiskers. Leon is trying to poison his sperm with alcohol every day all because one bug doesn't want to fly his way. Being Chris is hard.
359
+ --- 634921385
360
+ >>634921252
361
+ >One of them is named Albert Whiskers
362
+ >One
363
+ >She already have Albert Whiskers the 5th
364
+ >She already have a Alex Whiskers by now
365
+
366
+ Its Over
367
+ --- 634921408
368
+ >>634921060
369
+ He's like in his 40s by the time 8 happens. There's nobody left to carry on the bloodline so his has to force Ethan to be an heir
370
+ --- 634921556
371
+ >>634921408
372
+ It all makes sense...If Ethan manage to put a baby in that dried bitch Mia Chris tought Ethan could breed Claire even with her dried eggs.
373
+
374
+ He will try again when Rose manages
375
+ to fully build a moldy futa cock
376
+ --- 634921641
377
+ >>634921060
378
+ Organisation that he founded basically turning into one he fought. I have feeling that bsaa t-zombies from 8 are related to Jill and her t-virus antibodies.
379
+ --- 634921703
380
+ Friendly reminder Claire overcame T-phobos infection on her own and probably has reaped some benefits. Maybe one of them is that the number of her eggs has quadrupled.
381
+ --- 634921832
382
+ >>634921703
383
+ >T-Phobos only activates when you are in fear.
384
+ >you need to rape Claire to fully impregnate her.
385
+ --- 634922125
386
+ >>634905010
387
+ Chris knows full well with how much of a sick bastard Wesker was in life, if he busted a nut in Jill's womb, Uroboros would intercept the Redfield sperm, injecting Wesker genes into it as they work their way to Jills eggs.
388
+ --- 634922128
389
+ >>634921832
390
+ Not so fast, bear, the initial infection activates in fear, but overcoming it and becoming what Alex imagined as god means the immune system kicked the virus into submission. Something how Albert Wesker controlled modified progenitor thanks to his superior immune system, while other Weskers kicked the bucket.
391
+ --- 634922270
392
+ >>634922128
393
+ You are no fun
394
+ --- 634922317
395
+ >>634922270
396
+ Cheer up, it probably means Claire will be the one doing the raping.
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634904936
3
+ What games have the best elves?
4
+ --- 634905004
5
+ Arcanum
6
+ --- 634905352
7
+ >give pointy ears to a human female
8
+ >suddenly becomes sexier and more fuckable
9
+ Can someone explain why this happens?
10
+ --- 634905671
11
+ >>634904936 (OP)
12
+ you just posted her, wonder labyrinth is a nice touch after watching the anime
13
+ --- 634905748
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+ pirotess > sneedlit
15
+ --- 634905784
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+ >>634904936 (OP)
17
+ Prompt?
18
+ --- 634905827
19
+ >>634905784
20
+ what?
21
+ >>634905748
22
+ no
23
+ >>634905671
24
+ I already played it.
25
+ >>634905352
26
+ Dunno, baffles me too.
27
+ >>634905004
28
+ I checked it out once maybe I'll try it again.
29
+ --- 634905945
30
+ >>634905748
31
+ yes.
32
+ --- 634906135
33
+ >>634905352
34
+ the kuroinu opening scene, at least that's my guess
35
+ --- 634906515
36
+ >>634904936 (OP)
37
+ Dragon's Crown has a pretty cool elf
38
+ --- 634907372
39
+ you are planning on buying her next game, right?
40
+ --- 634907403
41
+ >>634905784
42
+ faggot
43
+ --- 634908531
44
+ >>634906515
45
+ that's a pretty cool butt
46
+ --- 634908767
47
+ You don't care about games.
48
+ --- 634908773
49
+ >>634905827
50
+ >no
51
+ But consider the following.
52
+ --- 634909480
53
+ >>634908773
54
+ why does Piro like water so much?
55
+ --- 634909761
56
+ >>634909480
57
+ She's just getting ready to get on Ashram's big boat.
58
+ --- 634909854
59
+ >>634908767
60
+ go back to /tg/ and post the tenth obvious samefag post to bump your little thread there
61
+ --- 634909943
62
+ >>634909761
63
+ it really do be like that
64
+ --- 634910340
65
+ >>634907372
66
+
67
+ I tried it and I hated it. It was like playing a warcraft 3 mod that I didnt like.
68
+ --- 634910437
69
+ the one where you get to massacre them as a bearded fellow
70
+ --- 634910758
71
+ >>634905352
72
+ It's that implication of inherent superiority. An elven woman is more lithe, graceful, beautiful and sexy than any 3DPD human girl.
73
+ --- 634912245
74
+ >>634910340
75
+ I was over it pretty quickly, but Thayla is hot
76
+ --- 634914769
77
+ It was always Morrowind, like the last hundred times you made your no-game threads.
78
+ --- 634916107
79
+ >>634909854
80
+ >bumps the thread from 10
81
+ --- 634916743
82
+ Posting... is strength. This is not to be contested, it seems logical enough. You post, you affect your thread. But is it what you need? You are... different... inside.
83
+
84
+ >>634864695 →
85
+ This anon made a thread and had power, of a sort. He was told to kill himself, mocked for predicting Blizzard's demise, but he persevered. His thread remained on topic, it reached bump limit, and he received many (You)s. And now, it is archived. His thread will 404, its posters will move on, and he will be forgotten. He had a "good" thread, but it had no bumps left. It was a slave to archival.
86
+
87
+ I wonder if this thread is destined to be forgotten. Will your posts fade in the shadow of on-topic discussion? You are born of Coom, the very essence of that which derails threads. You have bumps, if you wish it.
88
+ --- 634916764
89
+ >>634916107
90
+ no that was me
91
+ --- 634916831
92
+ Morrowind
93
+ --- 634917493
94
+ >>634905352
95
+ It's the handles
96
+ --- 634918206
97
+ you will never be an elf Noldorfag
98
+ --- 634918460
99
+ god i wish i could enjoy wow again
100
+ --- 634918963
101
+ >>634904936 (OP)
102
+ >human but they get old and live in a forest
103
+ Absolute dogshit race
104
+ The only good one is a dead one
105
+ --- 634919248
106
+ >>634905352
107
+ It's exotic.
108
+ --- 634919273
109
+ >>634918963
110
+ Coombrains like OP have no answer to this.
111
+ --- 634919478
112
+ >634919363
113
+ OP jerks off to that.
114
+ --- 634919676
115
+ >>634919119
116
+ >>634919189
117
+ what are these from?
118
+
119
+ >>634919478
120
+ calm down, noldy, I'll shitpost your /tg/ thread later when I get home if you want attention this hard, I know people lately ignored you a bit and you couldn't autistically argue that much
121
+ --- 634919751
122
+ >>634919676
123
+ She's HMS Albion from Azur Lane, and one of three carriers of the Centaur class.
124
+ --- 634919818
125
+ >gachafaggot can't even post an elf
126
+ --- 634919925
127
+ elves dont have souls
128
+ --- 634919926
129
+ >>634919751
130
+ cute
131
+ weird that she is an elf, but I guess there are also fox girl and fat dog ships
132
+ --- 634920023
133
+ >>634919926
134
+ While the IJN holds a monopoly on monstergirl warships, a few factions have monstergirls of the own, just in very scarce amounts.
135
+ --- 634920172
136
+ >>634904936 (OP)
137
+ I'll have to agree with >>634905671 she's best girl and you'll be hard pressed to find someone who can compete
138
+ --- 634920569
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+ >>634920023
140
+ oh no, she got the covid?
141
+ --- 634921465
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+ My wife.
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634905729
3
+ I don't get it, why the hate? It's objectively the best AssCreed game since Black Flag, and I arguably enjoyed Origins even more than Black Flag.
4
+ --- 634905874
5
+ Played the first 30 minutes on GamePass and it was genuinely some of the most painfully boring shit I've ever slogged through
6
+ --- 634906379
7
+ >>634905729 (OP)
8
+ it just looks good, that's it
9
+ --- 634906507
10
+ >>634905729 (OP)
11
+ Fuck no this is when they introduced the terrible leveling/rpg mechanics. Turning this series into stat checks was the worst thing they ever did.
12
+ --- 634906631
13
+ >>634905874
14
+ I bought it for 3 bucks on PSN and I agree with you. Except I stuck with it for 2 hours. Not worth it.
15
+ --- 634906958
16
+ >>634905729 (OP)
17
+ It's objectively the most boring entry in the series mechanically. The only reason I can see people genuinely like is if they're nutty for egyptian mythology and aesthetics.
18
+ --- 634907020
19
+ i just started a replay of odyssey, feels good man.
20
+
21
+ anyone got a mod to make them all the right(white) skintone?
22
+ --- 634908068
23
+ >>634907020
24
+ Ancient Greeks absolutely were not white. Lmao. Neither are modern Greeks.
25
+ --- 634908446
26
+ >>634908068
27
+ i choose not to engage with the historically illiterate. good day, sir.
28
+ --- 634908791
29
+ >>634908446
30
+ Dude. Many Ancient Greek subgroups literally had 0% Steppe ancestry. I guarantee you they would have looked black as coal. Even the most Steppe heavy Greek subgroups were like 20% at the highest, which means they would have looked about as white as modern day northern Indians.
31
+ --- 634908805
32
+ >>634905729 (OP)
33
+ it was the moment they made asscreed into a witcher clone
34
+ so what little originality it had left was gone
35
+ --- 634909176
36
+ >>634905729 (OP)
37
+ >boring side missions
38
+ >farming and crafting
39
+ >can't oneshot a fuckng sleeping guard
40
+ >muh goddess
41
+ --- 634909248
42
+ >>634905729 (OP)
43
+ I found it clunky and slow. Could stomach three hours before I shut it down and went on to better games
44
+ --- 634909386
45
+ >>634908791
46
+ >I guarantee you they would have looked black as coal
47
+ lol wat? In Greece? Greek city states absolutely did not have Greeks "black as coal" as anything even close to a norm. If that's what you're trying to say
48
+ --- 634909508
49
+ >>634909176
50
+ >farming and crafting
51
+ They have this in the game? FUCKIN' KINO!!!
52
+ --- 634909635
53
+ >>634908068
54
+ we wuz philosophers
55
+ --- 634909672
56
+ >>634909386
57
+ >Greek city states absolutely did not have Greeks "black as coal" as anything even close to a norm
58
+ There are literally references to Greek philosophers being black as coal. In their murals and paintings Greek men are literally dark brown, while their slave women they're having sex with in the murals are either modern Italian white or northern European white.
59
+
60
+ We know from their genetic samples many Greeks had literally ZERO Steppe ancestry. Do you know what Steppe ancestry even is? It's what caused a significant lightning in the skintone and other features of Europeans in the Bronze Age. Steppe ancestry levels directly correlate with the 'whiteness' of a modern population.
61
+
62
+ Ancient Greeks absolutely were not white. They were overwhelmingly brown, AT BEST. And when I say brown, I mean brown. Not Hispanic of mostly European descent brown. I mean fucking brown.
63
+ --- 634909727
64
+ >>634909672
65
+ >There are literally references to Greek philosophers being black as coal. In their murals and paintings Greek men are literally dark brown, while their slave women they're having sex with in the murals are either modern Italian white or northern European white.
66
+ this sounds like something out of a cuck fantasy
67
+ --- 634909773
68
+ >>634909727
69
+ Google Image search Ancient Greek sex murals and art. Go ahead. Do it right now.
70
+ --- 634909898
71
+ >>634909773
72
+ Yep it's your total cuck fantasy, why did I waste my time
73
+ --- 634909921
74
+ >>634905729 (OP)
75
+ I agree, only minus is that it felt rushed at the end (thanx Odyssey for being the dumpster fire that caused this) and because of that some areas feel like you have to force yourself to explore, mostly the Libia part to the north west. i just love to slowly explore the world and do side quests, the beggining part is paced to my liking, that if you unlock an area, do side stuff and then you do main quest, you can then move on with the main quest to the next area. odyssey was a questing mess with too much unnecessary filler content in comparison
76
+ --- 634910047
77
+ >>634909773
78
+ >Google Image search Ancient Greek sex murals and art
79
+ I just did. It certainly did not support your claim
80
+ --- 634910140
81
+ I find it funny that Greeks in Origins are pale as fuck, and in odyssey they have a tan, it's like when a game is about browns, they have to show that Greek conquerors were le ebil huwites, but when game is set in Greece and you can't pull a racial propaganda, the Greeks suddenly tan lol
82
+ --- 634910189
83
+ I tried this game for the first time a few days ago because I like the concept of ancient Egypt but then I learned it takes place in Roman time period. 2000 years after the great pyramids were built lmao. Also the character you play is so uninteresting and the story sucks ass, couldn't make it past 2 hours.
84
+ --- 634910212
85
+ Black Flag isn't an AC game and that's basically a Witcher clone so I guess it continues the trend
86
+ --- 634910240
87
+ >>634905729 (OP)
88
+ They introduced enemy levels in the new AC games, which is complete shit.
89
+ --- 634910409
90
+ >>634910189
91
+ >I like the concept of ancient Egypt but then I learned it takes place in Roman time period. 2000 years after the great pyramids were built lmao.
92
+ It's harder to make an AC game take place during the construction of the pyramids, since there is far less historical "documentation" from back then. An AC game needs that
93
+ --- 634910446
94
+ Raiding bandit camps: the game
95
+ --- 634910460
96
+ I just find funny these racial copes Ubisoft does, it's just funny that Eivor met more blacks in early medieval England than Ezio in Italy and Constantinople
97
+ --- 634910504
98
+ >>634908068
99
+ greeks are white they're just tanned
100
+ --- 634910689
101
+ >>634909672
102
+ >greeks
103
+ >black
104
+ your faggot theory falls apart about the same time greeks invent the wheel, niggerlover.
105
+ lmao
106
+ --- 634910752
107
+ >>634910446
108
+ this, it's just far cry-ing the franchise
109
+ --- 634910798
110
+ I guess some people just really love the mindless collecathon gameplay. Rather than satisfying, easy to pick up, harder to master gameplay mechanics and meaningful progression and exploration they get a big kick out of just beelining about between map icons doing endlessly repetitive and easy tasks getting little dopamine hits as they pointlessly grind up levels and pick up buckets of worthless loot.
111
+ Same shit with Valhalla. One of the single most boring, mind numbing gameplay experiences I've ever had yet some people rate it as one of their favourite games. I wish Ubisoft would stop catering to this brain dead demographic but they won't.
112
+ --- 634911175
113
+ >>634910798
114
+ I'd say just play on higher difficulties, but sadly these games are broken to the core
115
+ --- 634911302
116
+ >>634905729 (OP)
117
+ All the boomers hate it because it's much better than their boomer games.
118
+ --- 634911318
119
+ >>634905729 (OP)
120
+ Odyssey is better
121
+ --- 634911495
122
+ >>634910798
123
+ >no you can't have fun raiding pyramids and exploring Alexandria you need to play Demon's Dark Blood Boomer Sekiro Souls 2684367 fucking zoomers
124
+ --- 634911548
125
+ it runs like shit, upgraded pc twice and it still stutters
126
+ --- 634911595
127
+ >>634908791
128
+ you can never tell if its an incredibly stupid mutt or just bait
129
+ --- 634911621
130
+ >>634911548
131
+ >upgraded pc twice
132
+ With potatoes from your local favela vendor, Miguel?
133
+ --- 634911728
134
+ >>634911548
135
+ >upgraded pc twice and it still stutters
136
+ meanwhile it runs buttery smooth on my used Series S that I got for like 120 bucks
137
+ PC "master race" am I right?
138
+ --- 634911784
139
+ >>634905729 (OP)
140
+ The more I replay the OG, the more I realize how truly grand its vision is, and how trash and shallow its sequels all are.
141
+
142
+ It's not a great game, it has many issues, but somehow it still stands above all others, and has qualities that have completely disappeared since.
143
+ --- 634911790
144
+ >>634911728
145
+ That's a Favela Monkey or Pajeet who plays on a microwave
146
+ --- 634911854
147
+ >>634911495
148
+
149
+ It's not fun because there's no engaging mechanics it's way too fucking easy and easy = boring and you're not 'exploring' because everything is pointed out for you. Valhalla was especially bad for this. It had a beautiful game world but there was no actual exploration because everything is pasted up for you so you can just run straight at it. There's no immersive gameplay, you can't just run off the beaten track and stumble into adventure and engaging quest lines. You don't wander off into a cave/dungeon and end up finding some awesome weapon or armor set that gives you an advantage or changes up your playstyle for a decent amount of time... You just go from icon to icon. BORING.
150
+ I like the elder scrolls/fallout games because even though the gameplay is pretty crud, you still get to actually explore. You can just stride out in any random direction and encounter all kinds of intrigue that wasn't signposted or slapped on a minimap for you to mindlessly hoover up. You set out on a quest and by the time you get there you've raided dungeons, helped out NPCs, maybe spent entire hours getting balls deep in some immergent quest line because you went exploring. There is none of that in the AC games. You never get surprised and you never get rewarded for slowing down and peeking under rocks and around corners. You stray off the path and you're greeted with nothing.
151
+ --- 634911905
152
+ it's not as good as odyssey
153
+ --- 634911935
154
+ >>634911854
155
+ Anon you know you can turn off the map location markers right
156
+ --- 634912008
157
+ >>634911854
158
+ No one praises the game for "muh exploration". All the people who like it do so because of the cities, monuments and story.
159
+ --- 634912042
160
+ Aya is a dismissive cunt and makes everything worse with her presence. You can tell they wanted to make her the protagonist because of her blatant Mary Sue tendencies.
161
+ --- 634912142
162
+ >>634905729 (OP)
163
+ No one that played it after Alexandria really hated it.
164
+ The game is fine, however as >>634906958 said, when reduced to the bare gameplay it's not really that different from The Witcher 3, to the point where in some parts it's a blatant clone.
165
+ Me? I loved every second of it, but only because I'm a huge Ancient Egypt nuthead.
166
+ Most of the criticism flung around is pretty valid, while beautiful and exceptionally well made, Origins is a slog to play.
167
+ Clearing the whole map took me 200 hours. 2. hundred. fucking. hours.
168
+ And it was mostly nothing but collecting trinkets in jars and pots, reading random notes of literal whos and farming bandits in the desert to buy all the mounts and DLC shop weapons.
169
+ Some side quests were really well made, fun and hilarious, but that was pretty much it.
170
+ I have enjoyed Odyssey way more than Origins purely because of Kassandra my eternal wife and supreme goddess, and because Odyssey is more fun than Origins gameplay-wise, despite the absolutely horrendous RPG systems they decided to bet all their money on.
171
+ Valhalla is also somewhat fun, but it doesn't have the charm of Ancient Egypt or Ancient Greece, so if the whole Viking England aesthetic doesn't stick for the first 20 hours, there is no way in hell you will play 300 more hours of it across all the gamemodes and side activities the game has received over the years.
172
+
173
+ Overall those games could be really good if they just dropped the fucking Assassin's Creed name and focused on making those historical-but-not-so-much mythological RPGs.
174
+ --- 634912160
175
+ >>634911905
176
+ I prefer Origins because all the locations feel more distinct. In Odyssey most areas had a similar climate, architecture, etc., but in Origins you have deserts, oasis the mountains as well as Roman, Greek and Egyptian settlements.
177
+ --- 634912236
178
+ >>634912160
179
+ yeah but you have to be a brown person and you can't listen to sick viking chants
180
+ you're just trading spiritual aesthetic for visual
181
+ --- 634912246
182
+ >>634910504
183
+ Greeks are as white as Turks or Iranians are. Sure.
184
+ --- 634912250
185
+ >>634911935
186
+
187
+ That's not good because the entire game is built around you following waypoints. You turn that shit off and you're still not exploring or stumbling across cool content you're just hamstringing yourself and making it a pain in the ass to get where the game needs you to go.
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+ Never have I ever felt the need to turn off compass and waypoints in games that are actually built to incentivise exploration. Good open world games keep that stuff to a minimum, 'open world' games like AC valhalla are built from the ground up around the waypoint system because the open world is devoid of actual immergent gameplay and is really nothing more than pretty set dressing to enjoy as you shuttle about between waypointed content.
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+ --- 634912325
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+ >>634912236
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+ Yeah, but at least most Greeks in Origins are White. In Odyssey they look like Pajeets.
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+ --- 634912374
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+ >>634912325
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+ Yeah, that happened
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+ --- 634912450
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+ >>634912250
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+ So you didn't know. Anon, if you turn off the map markers everything you complained about in your initial post goes away. You can now go in any direction and explore and stumble upon cool caves with hidden loot, or sidequests, and never know what you're gonna run into.
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+ >b-b-but you're handicapping yourself!
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+ No, you're making the game an adventure just like you said you wanted
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+
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+ You just didn't know you can turn them off, admit it.
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+ --- 634912601
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+ >>634912325
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+ >In Odyssey they look like Pajeets.
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+ That's how Ancient Greeks actually looked. Have you ever actually seen modern Greeks. Take a look at some Greek crowds. Go to Crete or other parts of Greece. They're literally fucking brown. They look Middle Eastern. They don't look white at all.
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+ --- 634912826
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+ >>634910798
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+ >>634911854
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+ You are obviously smart enough to understand not everyone plays videogames to show off or to gain bragging rights.
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+ There are plenty of games that give you a challenging gameplay to master, yet there are also plenty of games that are a relaxing, sandbox experience.
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+ The newest Assassin's Creed games belong in the latter.
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+ Both Odyssey and Valhalla include an exploration mode where most of the markers and quest objectives are completely hidden, leaving players to guess where they're supposed to go or how to do specific objectives.
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+ Origins had a few cool mysteries off the beaten path, but it was mostly dialogue or random treasure.
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+ You would know this if you played the games for more than 2 hours.
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+ People love these games for their historical value, the simple gameplay and the ridiculous amount of content they have.
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+ They will keep enjoying them while you will seethe and shit yourself that developers of games you don't care about are making even more stuff for their target audience, because pic related.
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+ Unfortunately you will completely dismiss my post and call me names or buzzwords, and considering how the thread has been derailed already by wewuzzers and /pol/tards, this thread might as well be over already.
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+ You can't really discuss such games on this board, lest the boomers that haven't played an Ubi game in a decade and the zoomers pretending to be the same boomers crawl out of their gacha cropped porn-baiting threads to sing platitudes and be vocal about their outrage and disgust.
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+ --- 634912985
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+ >>634912826
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+ >the ridiculous amount of content they have
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+ It's almost too much
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+ I finally "finished" Odyssey and all the DLC, and I feel like I'm good on AC for another decade
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+ and yet I want to try Valhalla too
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+
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+ It's just so much fucking content. I still have places I haven't explored or non-essential sidequests I haven't done in Odyssey. I still haven't beaten all the other Mercenaries. Still could probably get another 60 hours out of it.
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+ --- 634913005
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+ >>634912250
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+ >the entire game is built around you following waypoints
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+ except it isnt
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+ this is an assumption made by retards
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+ odyssey was specifically designed to be playable both in guided mode and exploration mode
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+ valhalla followed through, and made exploration even more rewarding by designing the world map and the player progression for the fromdrone audience
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+ you are not as smart as you think you are
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+ --- 634913047
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+ >>634912450
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+
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+ I played 30 hours of valhalla with almost the entire HUD turned off. It doesnt magically improve the exploration in the game and it doesnt magically put any surprising content into the game for you to discover. It just lets you fumble about a mostly lifeless gameworld. Oooh look I went into an unmarked cave and found a chest with some boring settlement resources or a piece of armor for a boring set that does nothing to alter the gameplay because I already annihilate every enemy on the hardest game mode even when they out level me by 50 ranks. Just admit that you like mindless schlock ticking over your blown out dopamine receptors.
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+ --- 634913084
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+ >>634912985
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+ I agree, it's fucking retarded sometimes.
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+ I haven't touched Forgotten Saga or the Dawn of Ragnarok expansion yet, I couldn't stomach River Raids for more than 10 hours and I have yet to do a single tomb.
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+ Too much content. Lively and very high quality, for sure, but I am not playing AC Valhalla for 600 hours.
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+ --- 634913169
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+ >>634913047
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+ >you can't just run off the beaten track and stumble into adventure and engaging quest lines. You don't wander off into a cave/dungeon and end up finding some awesome weapon or armor set that gives you an advantage or changes up your playstyle for a decent amount of time
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+ This was your complaint
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+ turning off the markers allows you to do this
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+
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+ But oh, I guess now it's "just a boring cave with some dumb loot in it"
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+ Even though you said that would be exciting without the map markers
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+
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+ Weird
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+ --- 634913193
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+ >>634913047
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+ >muh challenge muh meta muh difficulty muh useless
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+ go back, fromdrone
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+ go fucking back
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+ --- 634913203
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+ >>634905729 (OP)
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+ The ending is absolutely god awful and bayek is litereally sidelined in favor of his "super independant badass wife who needs no man"
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+ --- 634913251
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+ >>634913203
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+ Bayek is the one who actually founds the Order though, and his wife is kind of depicted as a dumb cunt who trusted Cleopatra too much and fucked everything up
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+ --- 634913343
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+ >>634913203
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+ >bayek is litereally sidelined in favor of his "super independant badass wife who needs no man"
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+ You only play as her for a few missions. And it's not about her being an independent badass, it's actually a pretty mature depiction of what can happen to a couple after they lose a child and find that they can't go back to how things used to be, even if they still love each other.
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+ Sorry it went over your head because female characters who do anything but cry and get fucked triggers you.
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+ --- 634913387
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+ >>634912601
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+ That's because they got Roached by the Ottoman Turks. Before they were mostly olive or pale skinned.
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+ --- 634913582
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+ >>634913387
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+ >That's because they got Roached by the Ottoman Turks
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+ Ancient Greeks autosomally clustered with Anatolian Turks. Idiot. They looked the exact fucking same then as they do now. In fact they were probably darker.
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+ They also got Slaved and had other admixture events with northern peoples that would have 'bleached' them in the Middle Ages.
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+ It balances out. Ancient Greeks were not white and were absolutely not Nordic. You fucking idiot. They were literally brown people. And the overwhelming majority of them were dark brown peasants and healots and slaves.
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+ The ruling elites were just slightly less brown because they spent more time out of the Sun.
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+ --- 634913586
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+ >>634905729 (OP)
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+ Imagine working on your protag and growing to like him only to play as a slay queen who dumps your protag for no reason. Yea
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+ Origin sucks donkey balls
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+ Play vastly superior Odyssey
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+ --- 634913748
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+ >>634913582
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+ >The ruling elites were just slightly less brown because they spent more time out of the Sun.
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+ The ruling elite in Ancient Greece? Wouldn't they generally have spent a lot of time outside, as well?
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+ --- 634913795
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+ >>634913169
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+
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+ No no, I said it would be exciting if the developers encouraged exploration and that looking around would reward you with engaging questlines and loot that actually does something instead of being boring settlement grinding resources and naff armor pieces. Turning off the HUD doesn't do anything to improve that. You're still stumbling about an empty, unengaging game world finding the occassional inconsequential bits and bobs that would otherwise just be waypointed for mindless collection. The games are not built for exploration and turning off navigation hud is just a cope to try and simulate what other games do so well.
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+
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+ >>634913193
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+
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+ Who the fuck said anything about dark souls? Try Kingdom Come. A game that actually lets you explore and find things that are worthwhile, on your own without holding your hand.
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+ --- 634913938
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+ >>634910504
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+ Is this how you cope?
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+ --- 634914002
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+ >>634913586
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+ you play several missions as his wife
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+ stop sperging out, faggot
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+ --- 634914007
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+ >>634905729 (OP)
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+ If Black Flag was your favourite, you aren't a true Assassin's Creed fan, you're just a pirate fan
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+ --- 634914008
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+ >>634913748
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+ >The ruling elite in Ancient Greece?
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+ Yes.
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+
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+ >Wouldn't they generally have spent a lot of time outside, as well?
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+ No. Why would they be toiling the field from dawn to dusk? Why would they be suffering under the scorching Sun? Do you know how hot it gets in Greece during the Summer months? Do you think ruling elites spent their time outside as opposed to feasting cooled and ventilated marble palaces and bathhouses fucking little boys and women and whatever else took their fancy while eating grapes and guzzling wine and eating suckling boar.
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+
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+ Are you fucking stupid or something? Why would ruling elites spend the same amount of time outside in the baking Sun as peasant slaves and farmers?
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+ --- 634914049
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+ >>634905729 (OP)
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+ I dropped odyssey but finished origins. Setting is just more interesting to me.
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+ --- 634914091
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+ >>634913795
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+ go back
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+ --- 634914190
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+ >>634914008
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+ Pretty rude, my man. Why so angry?
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+ --- 634914248
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+ >>634914190
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+ I just am constantly confounded by the sheer stupidity of people on this website. Like why the fuck do you think Ancient Greek kings would have spent the same amount of time outside in the Sun as peasant slaves and farmers?
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+ --- 634914327
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+ >>634914248
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+ >the sun existed only above paesants and farmers
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+ peak brain rot
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+ --- 634914395
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+ >>634914248
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+ I never said I thought they spent the same amount of time outside. It was a pretty innocent question that you responded to rather harshly. Stupidity is also not the same as ignorance
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+ --- 634914402
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+ it is a blatant witcher 3 clone but i'm glad this game has a bird that you can use to find side quests and the setting is pretty good. i have odyssey complete edition but going by the amount of shit in origins with all dlc i wont even finish it until halloween
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+ --- 634914426
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+ >>634914327
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+ >buildings don't exist
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+ --- 634914438
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+ >>634905729 (OP)
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+ >boring desert setting with brown sand, brown sand, and some more brown sand and nothing to do parkour on
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+ >a metric ton of sjw shit
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+ >nigger protagonist
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+ >terrible story and supporting characters, especially the stronk womyn wife
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+ >garbage RPG-lite itemization and mechanics
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+ >some of the worst bloated ubislop game design ever, complete with level gating and lots of copy pasted shit
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+ >you have this massive world with fucking NOTHING to do in it, just the most basic MMO tier fetch quests and clearing out copy pasted animal lairs and shit
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+ >it's just a chinese knockoff of witcher 3 and has nothing whatsoever to do with the actual assassin's creed concepts of their old games, they just slapped on the title for more sales
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+
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+ >why the hate?
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+ You should just be banned from ever voicing your opininons on video games.
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+ --- 634914474
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+ >>634914395
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+ It's common sense. It's a facet of stupidity as opposed to ignorance.
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+ --- 634914487
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+ >>634905729 (OP)
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+ >hold heavy attack
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+ >win
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+ --- 634914489
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+ >>634914248
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+ >Like why the fuck do you think Ancient Greek kings would have spent the same amount of time outside in the Sun as peasant slaves and farmers?
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+ to be hedonists
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+ --- 634914532
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+ >>634914438
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+ >STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE
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+ --- 634914728
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+ >>634914474
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+ It's also the worst way for you to teach anyone. If you genuinely want people to be educated on a subject you like, then you should take care in how you do it. Insults will only make people's ego strain against the information
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+ --- 634915338
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+ >>634914728
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+ I don't care about teaching or educating dolts. Not my job, tranny. Learn to stop speaking on things you know nothing about. Simpleton.
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+ --- 634915618
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+ >>634910460
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+ Dude trust me it's because the animus at the time could only generate about 3 skin colors per crowd, just how Altair could swim but you couldn't due to bugs.
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+ --- 634915669
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+ >>634915338
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+ >I don't care about teaching or educating dolts
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+ Then you don't care enough about the subject. >Not my job, tranny
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+ Why see it as a job? Do you not want people to know what you know?
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+ >Learn to stop speaking on things you know nothing about.
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+ I simply asked you a question
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+ >Simpleton.
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+ Sure
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+ --- 634915751
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+ >>634913343
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+ >it's actually a pretty mature depiction of what can happen to a couple after they lose a child
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+ They go on a revenge killing spree looking for a fake killer because the dad can't accept the fact that he did it?
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+ --- 634915808
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+ >>634913582
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+ They were about as brown as jews
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+ --- 634915853
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+ >>634915808
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+ They were significantly browner because Jews spend all their time indoors.
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+ --- 634915862
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+ >>634914248
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+ >why the fuck do you think Ancient Greek kings would have spent the same amount of time outside in the Sun
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+ Is this bait? I hope it's bait
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+ --- 634915914
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+ >>634915853
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+ Are you a fucking caveman thinking that everyone not a farmer spent their times inside?
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+ --- 634916583
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+ >>634907020
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+ No.
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+ You can use mods for Alexios though. Younger Alexios mod makes his game model to look more like his VA, mix that with character customization mod and you'll have a gigachad running around. It was the only way I could stomach Odyssey (aside from trainer).
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+ As a lover of Egyptian culture the world is visually a 10/10.
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+
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+ The gameplay though is pretty bad… honestly. The level design doesn’t permit stealth as a viable gameplay route(without being mind numbingly tedious).
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+
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+ Following corporate trends they tried to make the open combat into a Dark Souls clone that came out more like low budget mmo combat, which folds into the terrible Witcher esq leveling system.
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+
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+ It was the death of climbing and parkour in AC. Nearly every inch of every surface became completely climbable, no more considering what route to take when climbing a structure, just start climbing and go up in a straight line until you reach the top. I’m tempted to say a Ubisoft spy learned of Nintendos plan for BoTW and ripped it from there.
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+
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+ The story is terrible and the namesake of the game (the ‘Origins’ of the creed) is a total joke. The only part related to the founding of the assassins creed is in the dlc and it’s pretty lackluster compared to what we should have gotten.
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+
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+ The game is truly an ocean an inch deep, it is one of the worst AC games by far, though it’s looking better and better with each new entry I’ll give it that.
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+ --- 634917176
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+ >>634916929
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+ >It was the death of climbing and parkour in AC.
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+ No, that already happened in 3.
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+ --- 634917819
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+ >>634912142
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+ >200 hours
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+ I've fully cleared the game twice and it didn't even take me half that time to do that. Everything is marked on the map. How did it take you that long?
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+ --- 634917838
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+ >>634905729 (OP)
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+ Unity though
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+ --- 634918043
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+ >>634912601
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+ >This
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+ >Brown
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+ --- 634918160
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+ >>634912142
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+ >Clearing the whole map took me 200 hours. 2. hundred. fucking. hours
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+ How? I did the same in 65 hours. Even did the colosseum
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+ --- 634918302
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+ >>634906379
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+ pretty much this. the story line is total dogshit but it's got a nice world for the historyfags (excluding the leftoid historical revisionism)
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+ --- 634918339
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+ >>634905729 (OP)
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+ 1. AC Black Flag
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+ 2. AC 2
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+ 3. AC Brotherhood
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+ 4. AC Unity
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+ 5. AC 3
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+ 6. AC Rogue
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+
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+ Just play these 6 and don't touch the others. Simple as.
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+ --- 634918416
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+ >>634918339
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+ >Rogue
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+ Rushed nonsense
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+ --- 634918436
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+ >>634918339
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+ >1. AC Black Flag
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+ >2. AC 2
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+ >3. AC Brotherhood
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+ Holy redditor normalfag.
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+ --- 634918576
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+ >>634918043
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+ Yes
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+ --- 634918817
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+ >>634916929
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+ >As a lover of Egyptian culture the world is visually a 10/10
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+ I just find it disappointing that we're stuck with Ptolemaic Egypt instead of older ages. If you're playing up the historical tourism angle why go for an age where the most famous landmarks are already ruins?
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+ --- 634919371
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+ >>634917819
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+ >>634918160
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+ I.. liked the music. And the atmosphere. And the sand.
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+ A lot.
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+ --- 634919729
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+ >>634905729 (OP)
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+ The change in combat filtered A LOT of people. Going from Batman Arkham one button press cinematic takedowns, to Dark Souls-esque combat was too much for the average gamer to handle.
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+ --- 634919795
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+ >>634919729
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+ --- 634919856
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+ >>634919795
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+ --- 634919920
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+ >>634919856
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+ --- 634919970
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+ >>634919920
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+ --- 634920030
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+ >>634905729 (OP)
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+ because it's still a shitty game
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+ --- 634920069
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+ >>634905729 (OP)
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+ >AssCreed game since Black Flag
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+ Not a hard bar to beat
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+ >enjoyed Origins even more than Black Flag.
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+ Ah, so this was bait all along.
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+ --- 634920158
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+ >>634919729
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+ >>634919795
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+ >>634919856
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+ >>634919920
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+ >>634919970
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+ >Dark Souls-esque
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+ this is meant to be ironic, right?
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+ --- 634920352
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+ >>634911784
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+ yes it was a great game
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+ I liked AC3 as well, but the AC2 fags hated it because the protagonist wasn't le quip man, and the cities were more accurate
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+ --- 634920432
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+ >>634919371
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+ >I..
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+ Go away faget
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+ --- 634920498
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+ >>634920352
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+ people hated AC3 because Connor was a moron and the cities/wilderness weren't as interesting to explore
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+ --- 634920550
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+ >>634919729
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+ hitting someone 30 times with a sword is not realistic, it's not fun and it doesn't improve the game in any way
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+ --- 634920564
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+ >>634920498
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+ i loved the frontier
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+ --- 634920640
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+ >>634920498
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+ Connor wasn't a moron, he did everything right and was a much more compelling character than Ezio di Fuckboy
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+ the frontier was really enjoyable to explore and I liked the cities because I like New England
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+ you just wanted to be a flashy parkour faggot, instead of hiding in the bushes and climbing trees
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+ --- 634920661
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+ >>634920158
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+ >>634920550
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+ Stop parroting bad opinions, the meme "everything takes 30 minutes to die" happens when you are vastly underlevelled and with shit weapons and armors.
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+ Exactly what happens in Dark Souls too.
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+ If you have a proper geared character, and in Odyssey and Valhalla also a proper build, the game becomes borderline indistinguishable from past games, as you will literally oneshot everything.
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+ --- 634920667
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+ >>634905729 (OP)
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+ it's terribly fucking boring
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+
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+ the MC is also a cuck
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+ --- 634920703
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+ >>634920640
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+ Connor's parkour is MUCH flashier than Ezio's
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+ --- 634920762
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+ >>634920661
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+ why is leveled gear in an Assassin's Creed game in the first place?
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+ --- 634920789
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+ >>634920661
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+ I played the first 5 hours and everything took a fucking year to kill
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+ I was using the best gear I had available
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+ shit game, uninstalled, never playing again
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+ --- 634920818
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+ >>634920661
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+ >just constantly fiddle with your gear to maintain your gearscore, that's engaging gameplay!
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+ --- 634920879
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+ >>634918043
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+ >Early Life
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+ >literally half Slavic
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+ Every time with these half white looking Greeks.
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+ --- 634920882
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+ >>634905729 (OP)
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+ >It's objectively the best AssCreed game since Black Flag
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+ True, but that does not make it good.
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+
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+ Ass Creed games are repetitive, Janky and hopelessly bloated.
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+ --- 634920897
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+ >>634920762
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+ Because they rightfully felt the need to innovate the franchise that was festering hard since Assassin's Creed 2.
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+ Pressing a button to instantly kill everyone with a flashy animation in a convenient queue of enemies waiting for their turn was fucking retarded.
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+ Unity spiced things a little bit, but it was exactly the same shit.
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+ >>634920789
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+ Skill issue.
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+ >>634920818
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+ Not an argument, if you want to beat high level enemies you must use high level gear.
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+ It's that simple.
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+ --- 634920929
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+ >>634920897
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+ your game is shit and nobody likes it except autistic people
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+ --- 634920957
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+ >>634920929
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+ I accept your concession.
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+ --- 634920968
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+ >>634920897
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+ >innovate the franchise
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+ >copy-paste Witcher 3
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+ such innovation
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+ --- 634920983
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+ >>634905729 (OP)
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+ I have a soft spot for AC Origins since it was the last time Ubisoft tried to present an authentic historical setting. The plot was awful but I didn't mind, I play AC for the historical tourism.
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+ --- 634921020
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+ >>634920983
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+ inb4 screeching retards posting the same 3-4 cherrypicked images
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+ --- 634921025
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+ >>634920897
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+ >Because they rightfully felt the need to innovate the franchise that was festering hard since Assassin's Creed 2.
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+ AC1 did it correctly and AC2 made the gameplay worse
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+ Faggots like you who praised AC2, and especially the horrific cashgrab of Brotherhood, are the reason the franchise became so repetitive
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+ --- 634921071
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+ >>634920640
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+ >you just wanted to be a flashy parkour faggot, instead of hiding in the bushes and climbing trees
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+ Imagine wanting to play a parkour game that actually lends itself to parkour gameplay through its level design, shocker. The frontier is nothing but a time waster and the streets of colonial America cities are far too wide, which coupled with the low height of most buildings makes parkour uninteresting, not to mention that tree parkour, one of the standout features, is a completely linear affair, no freedom to be found there
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+ --- 634921110
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+ >>634921071
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+ it's called Assassin's Creed not Parkour Creed you dumb fucking idiot
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+ --- 634921168
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+ >>634915751
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+ Yeah, that's absolutely right
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+ They can't accept their own guilt so they go on a revenge quest
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+ It destroys what was left of their marriage and they create an order of Assassins because they just have to keep going at that point
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+ Aya says some quote about how all they can do anymore is continue what they've started
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+
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+ The Assassins have always been morally grey. Sometimes the Templars seem more sympathetic. That's a big part of the story, and it's appropriate that the founders of the Assassins were kind of fucked up themselves.
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+ --- 634921181
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+ >>634921110
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+ Parkour was a HUGE part of the game. That was one of, if not the main selling point of 1
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+ --- 634921185
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+ >>634905729 (OP)
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+ Unity is the last good AC. I just want an AC like that again, in one big city with narow streets. Fuck open worlds.
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+ --- 634921192
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+ >>634911784
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+ ac1 to revelations and black flag too were good because they were historic GTAs but with horses and stabbing people from behind. and it was good
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+ --- 634921268
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+ >>634921192
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+ Black Flag was terrible because of the bugs
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+ buggiest game by far, and don't bring up Unity, because that actually didn't have many bugs, and the only ones people talked about were visual bugs that got patched out after a week
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+ Unity today is tight, while Black Flag is just as broken as release and it will never be fixed
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+ --- 634921334
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+ >It's objectively
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+ Just. Stop.
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+ --- 634921370
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+ >>634921181
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+ Yes, and then the parkour system immediately got ruined in AC2
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+ --- 634921387
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+ >>634921268
627
+ I don't recall experiencing a single bug when I played BF
628
+ --- 634921398
629
+ >>634921185
630
+ unity plays like ass, the combat is janky, and the movement is just atrocious. the last good one was Black flag
631
+ --- 634921424
632
+ >>634921387
633
+ because you're a nostalgiafag who forgot all the rough edges
634
+ --- 634921441
635
+ >>634921370
636
+ Are you sure you weren't playing the remaster?
637
+ --- 634921475
638
+ >>634921398
639
+ >the combat is janky, and the movement is just atrocious. the last good one was Black flag
640
+ Black Flag had much jankier combat and worse movement
641
+ >>634921441
642
+ played it when it first came out
643
+ --- 634921484
644
+ Kassandra.
645
+ --- 634921509
646
+ >>634921268
647
+ fo me it was other way around, I have played 4 multiple times and no major bugs, meanwhile Unity barely holds itself together. it runs well after all the updates yes, but the gameplay and animations are just broken
648
+ --- 634921527
649
+ >>634921370
650
+ What did they remove?
651
+ --- 634921551
652
+ >>634921268
653
+ I had multiple hard crashes in Unity
654
+ --- 634921567
655
+ >>634921370
656
+ Nigga, the parkour in 2 is identical to 1's minus vaulting and with added leaping
657
+ --- 634921594
658
+ >>634921527
659
+ it's all on rails, where in AC1 you had near complete freedom of where you jumped and where you grabbed
660
+ morons creamed themselves when AC2 came out because the parkour animations are better and it happens faster, but the actual system is a strict downgrade
661
+ --- 634921618
662
+ >>634921370
663
+ ac2 parkour felt like ac1 to me? what was broken? they did break it in AC3
664
+ --- 634921626
665
+ >>634921594
666
+ >it's all on rails, where in AC1 you had near complete freedom of where you jumped and where you grabbed
667
+ But that's true of 2
668
+ --- 634921664
669
+ >>634921475
670
+ Okay so what are the key differences in parkour? To me the climbing animations looked fairly similar between both games. Are you talking more about rooftop placements to keep the flow going?
671
+ --- 634921734
672
+ >>634921594
673
+ are you thinking of ac3 and black flag? they had the hold r1 and stick forward for auto parkour
674
+ --- 634921773
675
+ He was just hanging around, doing whatever. It's not important.
676
+ --- 634921850
677
+ >>634921594
678
+ >had near complete freedom of where you jumped and where you grabbed
679
+ I think I know what you're getting at because in AC2 Ezio will take quite a lot of actions you didn't intend particularly when it comes to jumping. It's more frequent than 1 but it definitely still happens in 1.
680
+ --- 634921926
681
+ >>634921441
682
+ >Ezio Parker, the Spider Assassin
683
+ --- 634921992
684
+ ARGHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
685
+ --- 634922042
686
+ >>634921594
687
+ I think you're getting confused with AC3. 2's parkour is really not much different from 1's, with only minor additions like being able to climb overhangs instead of needing to route around them. 3 was the one that significantly sped things up along with the engine change
688
+ --- 634922159
689
+ >>634922042
690
+ no, you obviously didn't explore the parkour system in AC1 well enough to understand
691
+ --- 634922171
692
+ Anons be honest, is valhalla even worth trying? kinda bored of re and shooters now
693
+ --- 634922190
694
+ >>634922171
695
+ no
696
+ --- 634922205
697
+ >>634922159
698
+ Tell me about it, then. The parkour is what I like about the old games
699
+ --- 634922253
700
+ >>634922171
701
+ It quickly outstays its welcome and is somehow even more bloated than Odyssey.
702
+
703
+ I had the really push myself to finish it and I love Anglo-Saxon England.
704
+ --- 634922289
705
+ >>634922171
706
+ its just ac origins 3
707
+ --- 634922328
708
+ >>634922171
709
+ Valhalla is probably the worst AssCreed game I've ever played. Either that or Odyssey. But Valhalla is so much more packed with filler and tedium that I have to go with that. Also if you have half a brain you undoubtedly have heavy Viking fatigue by this point due to the oversaturation of them in media and the ridiculously rigid, stereotypical and cartoonish way English-speaking media repeatedly portrays Vikings as.
710
+ --- 634922331
711
+ >>634921398
712
+ What the fuck are you smoking? Unity had the best parkour, it was way more fluid than in the previous games. And it was actual good parkour, unlike Origins/Odyssey where you can just climb anything. And the combat was mostly the same.
713
+ --- 634922380
714
+ >>634922171
715
+ Yeah it's fun but the first 20 hours are brutal, the chances of you dropping the game are really high and you will never get to see all the actual good shit 100 hours later.
716
+ --- 634922391
717
+ >>634922205
718
+ it mostly comes down to ejects and changing directions on the go, which you can't really do in AC2
719
+ the animations are worse which might make it appear janky, but it's very reliable to change your mind about where you're going at any point
720
+ you can course correct, which is limited in AC2 due to building design and superior animations encroaching on design freedom
721
+ once they started doing mocap for everything in later games, that was the end of good parkour
722
+ --- 634922396
723
+ >>634922253
724
+ >Anglo-Saxon England.
725
+ The game would honestly have been so much more interesting and compelling if they had just depicted pre-Viking England instead.
726
+ --- 634922442
727
+ >>634922331
728
+ >Unity had the best parkour, it was way more fluid than in the previous games
729
+ Unity has actual autoparkour, though. It's heavily animation-based instead of input-based, to the point where you're essentially guiding a smart parkour system over actually directing it yourself. No side ejects is super gay too
730
+ --- 634922450
731
+ >>634922380
732
+ >it gets good later
733
+ means
734
+ >it's not good now
735
+ --- 634922453
736
+ >>634922171
737
+ No.
738
+ --- 634922510
739
+ >>634922331
740
+ Unity has the best parkour animations, but a bad parkour system
741
+ --- 634922551
742
+ >>634921424
743
+ I replayed it 8 months ago
744
+ --- 634922581
745
+ >>634922450
746
+ Norway is amazing, but the first few hours after you land in England and build Ravensthorpe, the game takes a massive nosedive that it does not recover from until several hours later.
747
+ There's so much good content gated behind campaigns, expansions, DLCs and free updates, it's absurd.
748
+ --- 634922592
749
+ >>634922380
750
+ The game is exactly the same 100 hours in to what it's like 20 hours in.
751
+
752
+ Though your play fem Eivor so clearly your opinion isn't to be listened to.
753
+ --- 634922651
754
+ >>634922592
755
+ >The game is exactly the same 100 hours in to what it's like 20 hours in.
756
+ No?
757
+ You've never played the game, have you.
758
+ --- 634922709
759
+ So were essentially just stuck playing the older titles and historical tourism has just turned to unusually hypocritical historical revisionism with the worst of Ubi world design?
760
+ great.
761
+ --- 634922712
762
+ >>634922391
763
+ I definitely don't mind jank if it allows for better movement and freedom, last thing I want is something like Unity where it looks pretty but feels as if it's playing itself.
764
+ This is interesting, I'm surprised I haven't really noticed it. I knew about the removed vaulting move AC1 had but I didn't know about this nuance, I'll dust off my copy of AC1 and compare over the weekend
765
+ --- 634922727
766
+ >>634909672
767
+ 1. Just because they weren't majorly indo-european doen't mean that they were negroid. Some were described as black while others as blonde haired, it was mostly poetic license
768
+ 2. They had contacts with the Phoenicians, who they descibed them as significally browner than them
769
+ 3. They had a word for actual blacks; burned heads
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1
+ -----
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+ --- 634906214
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+ I like SMT but I don't like Persona, I wanted to let you all know how much better than you all I am, end of post.
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+ --- 634906462
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+ >>634906214 (OP)
6
+ I want to fuck Jack Frost.
7
+ /thread
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+ --- 634906502
9
+ hey man, understandable
10
+ have a good one
11
+ --- 634906665
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+ >>634906214 (OP)
13
+ Being better than a Persona fan is a pretty low bar.
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+ --- 634907458
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+ >>634906665
16
+ I'll take anything I can get
17
+ --- 634907536
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+ >>634906214 (OP)
19
+ You like SMT, but do you like the ones that are first person dungeon crawling? Those are my favorites, though the press turn games are fun too.
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+ --- 634907570
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+ >>634906214 (OP)
22
+ based
23
+ >>634906462
24
+ based
25
+ --- 634907610
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+ >>634907458
27
+ what a hoe
28
+ --- 634907635
29
+ Morgan
30
+ --- 634907712
31
+ I want to rim Jack Frost's steamy, sweaty, lukewarm asshole.
32
+ --- 634907798
33
+ >>634906214 (OP)
34
+ All the fun SMT games are spinoffs, mainline sucks ass. Persona fans are mentally ill failed normies.
35
+ --- 634908306
36
+ >>634907536
37
+ One of my favorite games of all time is Stonekeep, so yes, I do
38
+ >>634907610
39
+ If only Persona had gay romance, I'd like it a lot more, still wouldn't be better than SMT though
40
+
41
+ Persona 2 doesn't count since it isn't a social link
42
+ >>634907798
43
+ The mainline SMT games rock and you are a faggot
44
+ --- 634908367
45
+ >>634908306
46
+ You've never played a smt game, have you? Stupid larper.
47
+ --- 634908512
48
+ >>634906214 (OP)
49
+ What are your thoughts on SMTV?
50
+ --- 634908571
51
+ I've played neither SMT nor Persona but Jack Frost looks cool. His design reminds me of another one of my favorite characters (+100 e-peen points to anyone who can guess it)
52
+ --- 634908595
53
+ >>634908367
54
+ I made a thread yesterday about me currently playing SMTV, faggot, here I'll link it for you, and while we're at it, another one where I'm crying over not being able to send SMTV screenshots to my pc anymore
55
+ >>634818458 →
56
+ >>634902531 →
57
+
58
+ faggot
59
+ >>634908512
60
+ I am playing it right now and I love it so much, currently on the big ass castle, my demons are around lvl 50
61
+ --- 634908605
62
+ All Hee Homos must burn
63
+ --- 634908646
64
+ >>634908605
65
+ NOOOOO
66
+ --- 634908653
67
+ >>634908306
68
+ >One of my favorite games of all time is Stonekeep, so yes, I do
69
+ Tell me about Stonekeep, I haven't played that. I was thinking of playing through Wizardry after finishing up Kyuuyaku Megami Tensei II.
70
+
71
+ >>634908512
72
+ Not OP, but I found it to be a lot of fun. I like how the world itself was done and how moving around it felt. I do think the game runs out of steam towards the end however, probably partially due to switching directors mid development.
73
+ --- 634908724
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+ >>634906214 (OP)
75
+ B A S E D
76
+ A
77
+ S
78
+ E
79
+ D
80
+ --- 634908802
81
+ >>634908653
82
+ Stonekeep is a really fun game full of soul, you'll definetly need to look up some maps online once in a while but other than that its really comfy, the graphics are pretty and the characters are funny
83
+ --- 634908827
84
+ >>634908595
85
+ How did you get banned from Twitter three times? Was it the same reason thrice?
86
+ --- 634908860
87
+ I can never bring myself to finish any smt or persona game
88
+ --- 634908919
89
+ >>634908802
90
+ Oh, it's on steam, and the screenshots provided make it look cheesy but in a good way. I'll add it to my wishlist, thanks for the rec. How would you rank the mainline games from best to worst? (Famicom Megaten optional as it's arguably not the same series)
91
+
92
+ >>634908860
93
+ Is it just burn out from length? Or in the case of mainline, does it just get too easy by the end for you?
94
+ --- 634909027
95
+ >>634908827
96
+ Ummm
97
+ First one it was because I tweeted something like "Elon Musk, tomorrow I am going to kill you, this is a real threat and your family will be able to use this tweet in court" as a joke, and I guess he didn't take it very well
98
+
99
+ Second time happened when I linked my switch account to my new profile, I guess they figured out it was the same guy who got banned before? or something
100
+
101
+ Third account, I used my grandma's phone number for it so I wouldn't get banned for linking my switch account, but It got banned today because I said "I wish all women would die, but unironically"
102
+ >>634908919
103
+ Yeah I played the steam version, It's fun
104
+ >How would you rank the mainline games from best to worst?
105
+ ummm... the only other one I played was SMT1, sorry....
106
+
107
+ I think SMTV is better than SMT1 because its easier and im bad at games
108
+ needs Pascal though
109
+ --- 634909051
110
+ >>634908919
111
+ The length, yeah. I love smt 4 and sj but i basically had to force myself to finish them.
112
+ --- 634909160
113
+ >>634909027
114
+ >Ummm
115
+ >First one it was because I tweeted something like "Elon Musk, tomorrow I am going to kill you, this is a real threat and your family will be able to use this tweet in court" as a joke, and I guess he didn't take it very well
116
+ --- 634909178
117
+ I played SMTV after finishing Persona 4 and 5 and I dropped it after like 10 minutes.
118
+ --- 634909253
119
+ >>634909027
120
+ >I think SMTV is better than SMT1 because its easier and im bad at games
121
+ Oh huh that's funny, SMT1's my favorite out of the mainline games. I thought it was very easy, easier than V was.
122
+ >Those twitter bans
123
+ Honestly Twitter's a shitheap anyways, those bans are supposed to be a favor.
124
+
125
+ >>634909051
126
+ >The length, yeah. I love smt 4 and sj but i basically had to force myself to finish them.
127
+ Ah. They both took me about 48 hours, which I feel is the sweet spot for a JRPG length wise, but I understand that can still feel really long for some people. Though it's an action RPG series, have you checked out the Ys games that released before SEVEN? I love those games and they're very short.
128
+ --- 634909320
129
+ It took me 3 years of on and off playing (and restarting) of Strange Journey to fully complete it. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I never want to play it again.
130
+ --- 634909503
131
+ >>634909320
132
+ This is me but with smt 4. Got the law ending and then tried replaying it to get the neutral ending then I saw all the shit you have to do to get the neutral ending and went "fuck this" and dropped it.
133
+ --- 634909691
134
+ >>634909253
135
+ >Oh huh that's funny, SMT1's my favorite out of the mainline games. I thought it was very easy, easier than V was.
136
+ The map being a pain to use in the SNES version (the one I played) was the most difficult aspect
137
+ >Honestly Twitter's a shitheap anyways, those bans are supposed to be a favor.
138
+ I hate it, but I've been using it both to try and get a bf and also to send images from my switch to my pc, so it sucks that I cant use it no more
139
+ --- 634909906
140
+ >>634909691
141
+ >The map being a pain to use in the SNES version (the one I played) was the most difficult aspect
142
+ Fair enough. There's a romhack that makes the automap one button click away like SMT2 onward. There's also the GBA port and PS1 port, both of which are English now. They have their upsides and downsides. GBA does more visually with the overworld and the translation is based on the official (but defunct) iOS port of SMT1, the only official English release of the game. GBA port does have one downside though, the overall worse sounding music. It's not too bad while playing but you'll understand if you listen to it outside of the game. PS1 version is mostly better, but the demon and clan names were all translated differently and it irritates me. I'd say play the PS1 version unless you're autistic about details like that.
143
+ >I hate it, but I've been using it both to try and get a bf and also to send images from my switch to my pc, so it sucks that I cant use it no more
144
+ Oh, like, screenshots? There's surely gotta be a better way than Twitter. Word of advice too, you're better off finding a bf basically anywhere but Twitter man.
145
+ --- 634909968
146
+ >>634907536
147
+ I love SJ
148
+ --- 634910103
149
+ >>634909320
150
+ play SJR
151
+ --- 634910187
152
+ >>634909906
153
+ >Oh, like, screenshots? There's surely gotta be a better way than Twitter.
154
+ Nope, you either use twitter or use a QRCode, which you have to scan twice and then connect your phone wifi to the switch, this takes like 2 minutes, while uploading them to twitter takes like 2 seconds
155
+ >Word of advice too, you're better off finding a bf basically anywhere but Twitter man.
156
+ I'm trying
157
+ --- 634910305
158
+ >>634910187
159
+ Twitter sounds more convenient but if you're using it as just a tool for screenshots, why even send messages to anyone or post ever? Like I said, the place is a shitheap.
160
+ >I'm trying
161
+ Maybe that's the problem. A lot of people find relationships blossom naturally with people when they aren't looking. You try to force it too hard, and you'll just end up pushing that person away when you do find them.
162
+ --- 634910391
163
+ >>634909027
164
+ My head gets hot a lot. That looks comfy
165
+ --- 634910472
166
+ >>634909027
167
+ try not being a literal retard and issuing "ironic" death threats
168
+ --- 634910501
169
+ >>634910187
170
+ >Nope, you either use twitter or use a QRCode, which you have to scan twice and then connect your phone wifi to the switch, this takes like 2 minutes, while uploading them to twitter takes like 2 seconds
171
+ I fucking hate how this works, but on the other hand, PS4 is no better.
172
+ >take a screenshot
173
+ >send it to your friends or your alt account
174
+ >then open the PS App and download (on your phone) that pic you sent to another acc
175
+ >upload the said pic on 4chan
176
+ >original pic is 2.5 MB bit, while this one which you sent via message is only 450 kb
177
+
178
+ That being said, I hate Strange Journey and I don't understand what's so appealing about it.
179
+ --- 634910563
180
+ >>634910305
181
+ >why even send messages to anyone or post ever? Like I said, the place is a shitheap.
182
+ My urge to get attention is too grand, ban evading on 4chan just isnt enough sometimes
183
+ >Maybe that's the problem. A lot of people find relationships blossom naturally with people when they aren't looking. You try to force it too hard, and you'll just end up pushing that person away when you do find them.
184
+ I know but, I'm lonely and tired, most of my life's problems would go away if I had someone to share my life with and live as one organism
185
+ >>634910472
186
+ But its funny
187
+ anyone would figure out its a joke if they looked into it since Elon lives a million countries away from me
188
+ >>634910501
189
+ jesus..
190
+ --- 634910812
191
+ >>634910563
192
+ >My urge to get attention is too grand, ban evading on 4chan just isnt enough sometimes
193
+ Sounds like you need something that isn't attention. Do you have hobbies outside of gaming? As much as I love gaming you really need more than it, I feel.
194
+ >I know but, I'm lonely and tired, most of my life's problems would go away if I had someone to share my life with and live as one organism
195
+ That's a flawed line of thinking. If anything, being with someone can actually make your problems worse. You don't have to be Mr. Perfect by any means, but you should be finding happiness in other things before dating. Find fulfillment elsewhere, and instead of your partner being that fulfillment, you get to share fulfillment with each other, which is a lot stronger.
196
+
197
+ >>634910501
198
+ >That being said, I hate Strange Journey and I don't understand what's so appealing about it.
199
+ What do you hate about SJ? I've heard people say they don't like demon co-op, but I haven't seen that ruin the game for people. If anything I wish the AI had access to it too and not just the player.
200
+ --- 634910851
201
+ >>634906214 (OP)
202
+ dude your so epic holy shit your opinions are so cool can I screenshot this post
203
+ --- 634910984
204
+ >>634906214 (OP)
205
+ i like literally every game from the universum except for personas, currently replaying devil survivor and i'm having a blast
206
+ --- 634911028
207
+ >>634910812
208
+ >Sounds like you need something that isn't attention. Do you have hobbies outside of gaming? As much as I love gaming you really need more than it, I feel.
209
+ Yeah I do, I read and watch stuff like anime and movies, but really I just love talking to people, when they aren't assholes that is, which is why I like to use imageboards and such other places
210
+ >That's a flawed line of thinking. If anything, being with someone can actually make your problems worse. You don't have to be Mr. Perfect by any means, but you should be finding happiness in other things before dating. Find fulfillment elsewhere, and instead of your partner being that fulfillment, you get to share fulfillment with each other, which is a lot stronger.
211
+ I find fullfiliment playing SMTV, but when I'm done playing I get sad because "wow I am alone and no one loves me", y'know? no matter what I do that feeling won't go away
212
+ >>634910851
213
+ You are allowed, kind sir
214
+ >>634910984
215
+ Very based
216
+ --- 634911147
217
+ >>634910812
218
+ >What do you hate about SJ?
219
+ It's hard to put into words, but it's like this game has no clear goal. That's just my impression. It takes too long to even get of the damn ''ship'', which automatically triggered my anti-Dragon Quest 7 autism, another game that I couldn't finish, and when it finally started it just didn't motivate me to explore, fight, or basically do anything. Also, that battle theme was so damn boring.
220
+ ...but I kinda played Etrian Odyssey at the same time, and that game was the complete opposite and, believe it or not, Persona Q (aka Etrian Odyssey that looks like Persona) got me into the Persona series.
221
+ --- 634911265
222
+ >>634911028
223
+ thanks my man
224
+ --- 634911350
225
+ >>634908605
226
+ emu or switch?
227
+ if its the former then can you dump your save file
228
+ i dropped the gaem somewhere here
229
+ --- 634911403
230
+ >>634910391
231
+ Someone get this hothead outta here
232
+ --- 634911467
233
+ >>634906214 (OP)
234
+ Holy shit, that's crazy based. I had never even conceived of someone not only holding this opinion, but being brave enough to espouse it too. Sir... I kneel... I fucking KNEEL...
235
+ --- 634911572
236
+ >>634909027
237
+ >I think SMTV is better than SMT1 because its easier and im bad at games
238
+ SMT1 is braindead easy, retard. Hydra and the superbosses in V are harder than anything in 1.
239
+ --- 634911604
240
+ >>634909027
241
+ What did you expect with the first one? You did everything to make it NOT seem like a joke.
242
+ --- 634911894
243
+ >>634906214 (OP)
244
+ I think it should be brought up at least once that SMT is actually a reboot of Digital Devil Story Megami Tensei which is an incredibly loose adaptation of a book series. So loose that the second game has fuck and all to do with the books probably for the better.
245
+ Do I recommend playing the DDMT games? fuck no. They are probably the worst megaten games out there.
246
+ Do I recommend reading the book it's based on? Also no. It's terribly written garbage. I just think it's interesting how megaten blew up from someone essentially creating fan-fiction out of a really bad book series.
247
+ --- 634912018
248
+ >>634906214 (OP)
249
+ Yeah when I just want grind combat I go for SMT IV and when I want a touch more weeb shit I go persona for a bit
250
+ I'm tired of 5 and look at 3 more fondly now than when I first played it
251
+ --- 634912060
252
+ >>634911467
253
+ Thank you anon
254
+ >>634911572
255
+ No it isn't, not for me at least, I'm playing on casual difficulty
256
+ >>634911604
257
+ It's really funny to say "your family may use this in court" lol
258
+ --- 634912065
259
+ >>634911403
260
+ That's enough outta you, motherfucker!
261
+ Get 'em, boys!
262
+ --- 634912127
263
+ >>634911894
264
+ >Do I recommend playing the DDMT games? fuck no. They are probably the worst megaten games out there.
265
+ Maybe it's because I'm playing the KMT version but I'm finding MT2 to be pretty fun. It's very easy, easier than SMT1 ever was, but I think it's pretty good.
266
+ I've heard the books suck but I've always been curious about them. How long are they?
267
+ --- 634912303
268
+ >>634912127
269
+ Not that long. Trust me though, it's not worth the effort. They all read like an Emperor Theresa spinoff or something Chris Chan would write.
270
+ --- 634913368
271
+ Just beat the Demon King, that castle was hell, but cheesing the boss fight with Alice's sleep was kino
272
+
273
+ Since this thread is still up, I'll ask, are the DLCs worth getting?
274
+ --- 634913459
275
+ Damn that animation be lookin old AF as fuck
276
+ sheeeeeeshhh
277
+ --- 634913656
278
+ >>634913368
279
+ SMT V, no?
280
+ Well, it depends on which DLC you're talking about. Mitama DLC is a bs and should be avoided. DLC demons are ok-ish, but the one with fiends and Demi-fiend is definitely worth it if you want a challenge. Demi-fiend is a fucking asshole.
281
+
282
+ My second run was solo under normal (only Pixie and Tao in compendium), but on 3rd run I tried slo under hard and gave up because it was grind-ish as hell. But then I decided to give Atlus' Jews my money and bought demons/fiends DLCs and continue my run in a way that I ''transformed'' it into
283
+ >''no recruit via Talk, no fusion, and using only demons who join you after quests or during the story'' run
284
+ and it was actually fun. Well, until I got to Demi-fiend.
285
+ --- 634914948
286
+ >>634913459
287
+ they gotta make a new SMT anime
288
+ --- 634916916
289
+ >>634913665
290
+ The charges, officer?
291
+ --- 634917216
292
+ >>634916916
293
+ sexual assault
294
+ --- 634917386
295
+ SMT and Persona both feel stale and out of ideas and Atlus refuses to make cool new entries like they used to with Digital Devil Saga, Raidou and Devil Survivor. I am not happy with this.
296
+ --- 634917506
297
+ >>634916916
298
+ Hate speech.
299
+ --- 634917708
300
+ >>634913368
301
+ Demifiend DLC is great. Don't get the grind DLC even if you're the biggest casual they're visual diarrhea. Just play safety mode at that point
302
+ --- 634918707
303
+ megaten is more of my cup of tea as opposed to persona. I really cant get into persona games, calender time limited just kills games for me no question, its just how it is. SMT V was kinda meh when compared to nocturne and smt iv/f personally but I guess I should be happy that we actually got an smt game since all people care about the persona franchise.
304
+ --- 634918827
305
+ *ahem*
306
+ SMT1 a shit
307
+ --- 634918947
308
+ Jack Frost's big white snowman ass
309
+ --- 634920657
310
+ >>634918947
311
+ Post it
312
+ --- 634921778
313
+ >>634911894
314
+ >Do I recommend playing the DDMT games? fuck no. They are probably the worst megaten games out there.
315
+ Megami Tensei 2 is great. There's some bullshit moments but I liked it a little more than SMT1 because the gameplay doesn't devolve into "spam gun"
316
+ --- 634922589
317
+ >>634920657
318
+ ok
319
+ https://static1.e621.net/data/cb/23/cb233a3a727b93fe913ded3d286aa292.jpg
320
+ https://static1.e621.net/data/4e/20/4e203c0e77f62f1644af955a89b4bdb4.jpg
321
+ --- 634922665
322
+ Wish I could rape Nahobino
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634906476
3
+ Tenkaichi "4" leak:
4
+ >The game will be more fast pace and less stiff than JumpForce
5
+ >The next trailer will have Broly(Super), Bejita, Frieza, and Jiren
6
+ >You can change your character's moves like in Raging Blast 1-2
7
+ >There won't be any different versions of characters
8
+ >2v2/3v3 from Tenkaichi tag/Xenoverse returns
9
+ >Arcade mode will be the Dragon Ball story
10
+ >Characters will have gimmicks like in a 2D fighter
11
+ --- 634906636
12
+ Portuguese dub status?
13
+ --- 634906786
14
+ >>634906476 (OP)
15
+ >Game has 100+ characters
16
+ >80% of them play exactly the same
17
+ >everybody is broken and overpowered
18
+ >press random buttons to accidentally do awesome shit
19
+ >nonstop electric guitar riffs and NPCs screaming to power up
20
+ >mountains blows up a lot
21
+ Fucking kino
22
+ --- 634906862
23
+ >>634906476 (OP)
24
+ How many Gokus on the roster? I'm not buying if there isn't at least six
25
+ --- 634906924
26
+ Hopefully they add Goku Poder Prohibido
27
+ --- 634906951
28
+ >>634906786
29
+ Literally all I want, completely unironically. Fuck competitive balance, fuck eceleb garbage and FGC niggery, give me a beautiful kusoge Tenkaichi game.
30
+ --- 634907037
31
+ >Super
32
+ Shan't
33
+ --- 634907045
34
+ >>634906862
35
+ >>634906924
36
+ Read the OP, Kakacuckttotards.
37
+ --- 634907193
38
+ >>634907045
39
+ Sorry Bejita, I can't read. Could you read it out to me while I'm kissing your wife?
40
+ --- 634907617
41
+ >>634907193
42
+ >kissing
43
+ >Non-canon fantasies
44
+ Goku doesn't know what kissing is, Gokekbro.
45
+ --- 634907978
46
+ >>634906636
47
+ AYEEEE
48
+ --- 634908098
49
+ >>634906786
50
+ >>80% of them play exactly the same
51
+ How is that a good thing? Isn't that laziness?
52
+ --- 634908108
53
+ >>634906476 (OP)
54
+ Why is that picture so fucking unnerving, Jesus
55
+ --- 634908459
56
+ >>634908098
57
+ budokai/tenkaichi were mostly fun because of the fuckhuge rosters filled with random characters and all the different forms of the main ones. yeah making them unique would be neat but that would get in the way of having so many
58
+ --- 634908586
59
+ >>634908098
60
+ quantity > quality for these games
61
+ yes, really
62
+ representing some shitty movie villain like wheelo is more important than every character having perfectly tuned balance
63
+ --- 634908615
64
+ >>634906476 (OP)
65
+ I'm hoping we get some high quality environmental destruction this time. It's what everyone wants in a DBZ game and I think now consoles finally have the power to do it.
66
+ --- 634908857
67
+ >>634906951
68
+ you know what? You are right, fuck competitive niggers. They ruin games screeching like banshees at muh balance
69
+ --- 634909203
70
+ >>634906476 (OP)
71
+ >fake "leaks
72
+ TARDku BITCH!!
73
+ --- 634909574
74
+ >>634908108
75
+ --- 634909637
76
+ >>634906786
77
+ /thread
78
+ --- 634909707
79
+ >>634906476 (OP)
80
+ nice cunny ToT
81
+ --- 634910145
82
+ >>634906476 (OP)
83
+ I hate these stupid moaning sounds.
84
+ --- 634910272
85
+ >>634906786
86
+ https://youtu.be/9S2Y7WG8FxY [Embed]
87
+ --- 634910273
88
+ >>634906476 (OP)
89
+ >Arcade mode will be the Dragon Ball story
90
+ For fucks sake please no, we've gone over that story a thousand times before
91
+ --- 634910553
92
+ >>634906951
93
+ >>634908857
94
+ why not just ask for Xenoverse 3 then since it's not concerned about balance or shit either and would at least have CAC stuff too?
95
+ --- 634911545
96
+ >>634906636
97
+ AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
98
+ OR MY SIMI COMOS AAIIEEEE
99
+ .hiirm-
100
+ HRM HRM
101
+ AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEE
102
+ --- 634911623
103
+ >>634906786
104
+ Exquisite taste
105
+ --- 634911767
106
+ Everything after Dragon Ball Z is Non Canon ironically Dragon Ball GT feels more Canon than Dragon Ball Super Dragon Ball Super 2 its in Development Hell Probably Goku Canon Story wont end until 2030 or Beyond of that
107
+ --- 634911837
108
+ >>634908098
109
+ Skimping out on character uniqueness means they can just copy-paste moves to create new characters to bloat the roster. BT has always been fun because you could play as characters that had no place being in a fighting game like Babidi, Devilman, or fucking Frieza Soldier #2.
110
+ --- 634911895
111
+ >>634911767
112
+ >ESL
113
+ Everything made by Toriyama is canon. Super is canon unlike GT.
114
+ --- 634911906
115
+ >>634911767
116
+ why does your post look like a fucking headline
117
+ --- 634911979
118
+ >>634911895
119
+ Imagine caring about the Canon of Japanese Cartoons for Kids
120
+ --- 634911987
121
+ >Dragon Ball Super 2
122
+ >No periods
123
+ >No Commas
124
+ Easy way to spot a Fellow Mexican.
125
+ --- 634912202
126
+ >>634908098
127
+ There's no gimmicks or movesets you have to memorize to play a new character right. If I rewatch Namek and decide I feel like playing as Frieza in DBFZ, I need to actually learn his playstyle, combos, gimmicks, etc. or I'm going to get stomped. In Budokai Tenkaichi though the only real learning curve is figuring out which of his supers are beams, rushes, balls, clashables, and so on. If I feel like playing Frieza I can just play Frieza and do just as well as playing Janemba.
128
+ You never experience the frustration of your favourite character having a difficult and technical playstyle. You never have to play knowing that most of your losses are just because your main is a low tier. You never have to feel like you're tier whoring because your character is meta (unless it's Gogeta lol).
129
+ It lets you just pit Goku and Vegeta as Dragon Ball characters rather than fighting game characters. It leans more towards emulating Dragon Ball than it does being a fighting game.
130
+ --- 634912362
131
+ >>634912202
132
+ Actually fantastic post
133
+ --- 634912376
134
+ >>634911979
135
+ >bring up canonicity first
136
+ >muh duh imagine caring about canon
137
+ ESL BITCH!!
138
+ --- 634912690
139
+ >>634912202
140
+ >It leans more towards emulating Dragon Ball than it does being a fighting game.
141
+ This is what makes BT so much better than other DB games. Think about clashes. They aren't in other games because they want to preserve the integrity of the 'game' part of the game. BT doesn't give a shit about that and just wants you to have that feeling of being Goku stopping Vegeta's Galick Gun during their Saiyan arc fight.
142
+ --- 634913675
143
+ >>634911767
144
+ the anime isn't continuing
145
+ --- 634913810
146
+ >>634906786
147
+ based
148
+ --- 634913874
149
+ >>634913675
150
+ Proof?
151
+ --- 634913950
152
+ >>634906476 (OP)
153
+ Ok cool straight from your uncle who works at Dragon Ball?
154
+ --- 634914041
155
+ >>634912202
156
+ Couldn't you just bang action figures together for that?
157
+ --- 634914103
158
+ >>634913810
159
+ Dr. Piccolo..
160
+ I don't think you should be administering the dosage to any age.
161
+ In fact, I don't think anyone but Vegeta are in need of the dose.
162
+ --- 634914456
163
+ >>634906786
164
+ literally all the game needs
165
+ --- 634914857
166
+ >>634906786
167
+ Kino, but one thing they need to change from the earlier BTs is to make it so stronger forms are actually better.
168
+ If I remember correctly the best version of Goku in 3 was Goku (mid) SSJ1 because of meteor rush.
169
+ --- 634916146
170
+ >>634906476 (OP)
171
+ What is that facial expression supposed to convey?
172
+ --- 634916194
173
+ >>634916146
174
+ The pleasure of being cummed inside
175
+ --- 634917048
176
+ >>634916146
177
+ He watching Bejita fuck Chi-chi while waiting for him to kiss her.
178
+ --- 634917101
179
+ >>634915051
180
+ What are you looking at, BITCH?
181
+ --- 634917154
182
+ What's a reliable way to stop homing rush attacks?
183
+ --- 634917209
184
+ Here's the KINO
185
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uiho8HLI3A [Embed]
186
+ --- 634919758
187
+ will Chi-chi be playable?
188
+ --- 634921249
189
+ >WhAt iF GoKu wAs Trapped anD Betrayed at the BMV?
190
+ --- 634922061
191
+ >>634906636
192
+ AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII PARA QUE ME ESTAS A FAZER CÓCEGAS!!
193
+ --- 634922232
194
+ hiw do i view the embedded file on phone
195
+ --- 634922332
196
+ >that embed
197
+ god delish fucking pan cunny
198
+ --- 634922426
199
+ Gogeta will be in Tenkaichi "4"
200
+ --- 634922553
201
+ >>634922426
202
+ Wonder what Gogeta thinks about when he sees Pan's budding child breasts.
203
+ --- 634922637
204
+ >>634906476 (OP)
205
+ Pan's pans.
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634906817
3
+ When are they finally going to make a game that lives up to my deliberately unreasonable and impossible standards?
4
+ --- 634906853
5
+ they did a couple of years ago and it was pretty good, made me happy
6
+ --- 634907062
7
+ >>634906817 (OP)
8
+ Still better than most /v/ threads
9
+ --- 634907726
10
+ >>634907062
11
+ I am the most honest person on /v/, because I say what everyone else is thinking.
12
+ --- 634907934
13
+ >>634906817 (OP)
14
+ >>634906853
15
+ >>634907726
16
+ >redditfrog
17
+ kill yourself
18
+ --- 634907941
19
+ >>634906817 (OP)
20
+ They did once but haven't done it again that's the problem
21
+ --- 634909040
22
+ >>634906817 (OP)
23
+ The answer is very simple, stop being too hyped for vidya, i thought I learned my lesson with death stranding(even though I love the game now, i imagined it to be something totally different from what we got) but it took cybershit for me to truly learn my lesson. Idk if it's autism but everything that i think up in my mind seems better than what we actually do get.
24
+ --- 634909110
25
+ >>634907934
26
+ >days without seething about pepe:
27
+ >0
28
+ --- 634909221
29
+ >>634909040
30
+ I shouldn't have to lower my expectations. Other people should just try harder to please me, even though I have absolutely zero intention of ever letting them succeed.
31
+ --- 634913041
32
+ >>634906817 (OP)
33
+ Already on it chief
34
+ --- 634914564
35
+ just have low expectations and you will be happy. I thought elden ring would be way worse and was pleasantly surprised. my biggest gripe was all the balance changes that nerfed enemies after normies complained because they are big babies who die in game.
36
+ --- 634914880
37
+ >>634906817 (OP)
38
+ when gamers rise up
39
+ --- 634914912
40
+ >>634906817 (OP)
41
+ Why bother? You'll just say it's shit.
42
+ --- 634914957
43
+ >>634914912
44
+ It's not my fault if you can't score while I'm moving the goalposts.
45
+ --- 634915068
46
+ >>634915042
47
+ OH N-
48
+ --- 634915096
49
+ quake cpma already exists
50
+ --- 634915331
51
+ >>634915068
52
+ igger
53
+ --- 634915368
54
+ Does anyone else feel personally attacked?
55
+ --- 634915383
56
+ >>634906817 (OP)
57
+ I'm old enough to remember when my deliberately unreasonable and impossible standards were met with every major release.
58
+ --- 634915615
59
+ >>634915383
60
+ No. Your standards were lower and you were far easier to please when you were younger. As you continue to play video games over the years you start to become aware of more and more tropes, shortcuts, and overall the structure that makes games themselves. In other words these aren't brand new worlds and experiences to you anymore. You can see the strings. And that's kind of a problem because now you're in a position where you're constantly chasing and deifying a bygone age of ignorance that you can no longer go back to. Which isn't to say everything is fine now. Video game companies are absolutely predatory but what you don't understand is that video game companies were predatory back then too. They just had less options before.
61
+
62
+ And if you really want to sit on the existential horror of this idea understand that those who are young nowadays are having the same idyllic experiences that you're looking for now. They don't see the strings and as some indeterminate point in the future they're going to go through the same crisis that you are now.
63
+ --- 634915765
64
+ >>634915615
65
+ yeah but video games were also just better back then
66
+ --- 634916257
67
+ >>634906817 (OP)
68
+ When NORMALFAG NIGGERS (and underage /v/edditor SUBHUMANS) learn things cost money.
69
+ An open world Zelda that would match Ocarina of Time in terms of pacing and quality should be sold for $150 to $200 if not MORE.
70
+ Do you know how much the new Zelda costs digitally?
71
+ $38
72
+ WHAT DO YOU NIGGERFAGGOTS EXPECT FROM A $38 DOWNLOAD? WHO'S GOING TO DEVELOP ALL THE CONTENT?
73
+ ENJOY YOUR NINE TRILLION KOROKS AND NO DUNGEONS, CUNTS.
74
+ FUCK
75
+ --- 634916448
76
+ I just want a game that literally makes me time travel to when I was a kid. Is that really so hard?
77
+ --- 634916671
78
+ >>634916257
79
+ I shouldn't have to spend money on anything. That's my money. No one else deserves it. They should pay me to play their games. I want all of the money. I deserve all of the money. I deserve it because I'm me.
80
+ --- 634916681
81
+ >>634916448
82
+ just drink and do drugs, that's what everyone else does to recapture that feeling
83
+ --- 634916778
84
+ I just want more of exactly the same thing
85
+ exactly the same, just more
86
+ Ironhide have been pretty good at doing this actually
87
+ --- 634916887
88
+ >>634907934
89
+ Oh look, a fed.
90
+ --- 634918279
91
+ >>634907934
92
+ --- 634920321
93
+ >>634916778
94
+ >I just want more of exactly the same thing
95
+ >exactly the same, just more
96
+ This is what people legitimately want, this is why we're getting TotK.
97
+ --- 634921779
98
+ >>634916778
99
+ I want more of the same but I also want something completely original and new. I just want them to do two completely contradictory and mutually exclusive things at the same time.
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634906931
3
+ friendly reminder that this is what zoomers are masturbating to
4
+ their generation is doomed
5
+ --- 634906990
6
+ Roblox and Amogus aside, looks pretty solid.
7
+ --- 634907001
8
+ >>634906931 (OP)
9
+ Why are they obese?
10
+ --- 634907357
11
+ >>634906931 (OP)
12
+ >bottom left
13
+ lmao
14
+ --- 634907498
15
+ >>634906931 (OP)
16
+ You forgot femboys. Zoomers love that stuff for some reason
17
+ --- 634907686
18
+ >>634906931 (OP)
19
+ >doomed
20
+ Yeah, doomed to bust fat nuts, and enjoy the last of the wasteland that is society.
21
+ --- 634907762
22
+ >>634906931 (OP)
23
+ Luv me some amogussy from time to time.
24
+ --- 634907793
25
+ pretty shit
26
+ would fuck those cookies though
27
+ --- 634907856
28
+ >>634906931 (OP)
29
+ Fr senpai. This is what real men lost their left hand virginity to!
30
+ --- 634908046
31
+ >>634906931 (OP)
32
+ >over 30
33
+ >have coomed to all but one of these
34
+ I hate being so autistic
35
+ --- 634908189
36
+ >>634906931 (OP)
37
+ Are they all biological women?
38
+ If so, who cares.
39
+ --- 634908373
40
+ >>634906931 (OP)
41
+ I'm convinced 90% of that stuff is a meme. No one skips over "normal" monster girls and shortstacks and goes straight for the weird deformed/chibi/block girls or things with zero human features.
42
+ --- 634908385
43
+ And I remember what /v/ fapped to 11 years ago.
44
+ --- 634908484
45
+ >which generation is actually making it?
46
+ --- 634908603
47
+ >>634906931 (OP)
48
+ I’m sorry, OP but have you seen some of them Cookies? Can ya blame them?
49
+ --- 634908616
50
+ I've just discovered that advancements in in AI means its super easy to generate English subtitles for JAV. I'm stoked considering nobody seems to sub VR JAV.
51
+ --- 634908668
52
+ >>634908603
53
+ Yeah the cookies are probably the most normal thing on that list, honestly they're just fancy shortstacks since the porn never uses the fact that they're actually cookies.
54
+ --- 634909058
55
+ >>634908616
56
+ Come back when AI can uncensored JAVs
57
+ --- 634909324
58
+ >>634906931 (OP)
59
+ Damn zoomers are based.
60
+ >>634907856
61
+ >>634908385
62
+ Damn boomers are based.
63
+ --- 634909361
64
+ >>634909058
65
+ It already can if it's not heavy censoring, the more intense the censorship the more it has to make weird guesses though.
66
+ --- 634909592
67
+ >>634909058
68
+
69
+ They already can.
70
+ --- 634909680
71
+ >>634906931 (OP)
72
+ Not me, I fap to 2D women. And when I'm feeling really spicy I'll go for some 3D animated shit like a DOA sfm or a "real" homemade porn vid
73
+ --- 634911458
74
+ Damn those whippersnappers got it good these days.
75
+ Back in my days you were lucky if you found a naked Barbie doll in the gutter with a featureless crotch to peek.
76
+ --- 634911645
77
+ >>634906931 (OP)
78
+ https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6968346
79
+ Meanwhile boomers fap to this.
80
+ --- 634911654
81
+ >>634908616
82
+ I’m fluent in nip Amon. You can call me while jerking off to your VR JAV and I’ll simultaneously translate for you. All I ask is that you play video games with me sometimes.
83
+ --- 634912258
84
+ >>634911654
85
+
86
+ Do you know why Whisper would generate something like this?
87
+ --- 634912383
88
+ >>634912258
89
+ I have no idea what whisper is. Is that some automated jp ->English translator?
90
+
91
+ JP-> English translation is light years behind other machine translations because Japanese is a super autistic language. If you post a clip of the JAV audio I could probably tell you. My only “guess” is that maybe it’s a gokkun scene where she’s drinking cum and the retarded machine translation translated bitter as spicy (the word for bitter in Japanese can occasionally be used to describe spicy things)
92
+ --- 634912465
93
+ >>634906931 (OP)
94
+ Who the fuck looked at amogus bean person and said to himself
95
+ >yeah I want to fuck it
96
+ --- 634912790
97
+ >>634908616
98
+ Set me in the right direction, JAVVRbro. I have a huge collection of it as it's miles better than non nip VR but goddamn would subtitles be great with how story heavy their VR is.
99
+ --- 634913372
100
+ >>634912790
101
+
102
+ I seem to be getting better results using the large model but that takes longer to process.
103
+
104
+ I also recommend using HereSphere to play the videos because it's able to properly display the subtitles in a 3D environment
105
+ --- 634913391
106
+ >>634906931 (OP)
107
+ 4chan millennials started the whole
108
+ >lol you can make porn of anything rule 34 XD
109
+ thing
110
+ --- 634913503
111
+ >>634907856
112
+ Fapping with your right is superior
113
+ --- 634913516
114
+ >>634913372
115
+ My nigga. I actually recently bought heresphere to maximize quality so this is great.
116
+ --- 634913606
117
+ >>634906931 (OP)
118
+ But I'm not a zoomer....
119
+ --- 634913867
120
+ >>634906931 (OP)
121
+ I know a bunch of millenials who fap to fucking Rimworld mods, don't pretend you're any better faggot!
122
+ --- 634913893
123
+ nah, this is what zoomers are fapping to nowadays
124
+ --- 634914387
125
+ >>634909324
126
+ i kneel, coomer-sama...
127
+ --- 634914423
128
+ >>634906931 (OP)
129
+ I fap to worse things
130
+ --- 634914530
131
+ >>634906931 (OP)
132
+ Bro we all fap to some messed up shit, this is not at all unique to any single generation
133
+ --- 634914724
134
+ >>634906931 (OP)
135
+ was watching my cousin play fortnite.
136
+ There aint no way zoomers dont furiously masturbate to fortnite shit. Its
137
+ literally lowkey sexual psyops by design
138
+ --- 634915128
139
+ >>634913372
140
+ Any off the top of your head idea why I'm a retard and only producing empty srt files after following these steps, anon? I've even tried switching between GPU and CPU but same shit. Installed the program. Downloaded the models. Checked the boxes. Picked the javvr file. Renders for about 1 minute and then shoots out a blank srt.
141
+ --- 634915146
142
+ this is what boomers are fapping to
143
+ --- 634915491
144
+ >>634915128
145
+
146
+ It should definitely take more than a minute unless it's a short clip. Have you tried another video?
147
+ --- 634915691
148
+ >>634915491
149
+ I think I got it now. Redownloaded the models as a jic and realized the download would end abruptly. Had to retry a few times until it completed fully and I'm now about 6 minutes into a translation so I think I'm good. Thanks again.
150
+ --- 634915705
151
+ >>634913893
152
+ Why Nigger Puss?
153
+ --- 634915874
154
+ >>634907498
155
+ I find it funny how a path into various avenues of degeneracy leads to even more degeneracy down the line. The most lewd material you could have access to pre-internet as a kid was magazines, Barbershop calendars or the beach. Even with the internet R34 wasnt too common and its not like a kid would or could stay on forever. With a smartphone the next generations are doomed. Now they can look up ugly futa, horse porn involving Tracer or develop an unironic interest in Shadman or ugly bastard hentai.
156
+ --- 634915895
157
+ >>634906931 (OP)
158
+ where can i find more roblox porn?
159
+ --- 634916061
160
+ >>634906931 (OP)
161
+ Wtf, zoomers are based???
162
+ --- 634916964
163
+ >>634906931 (OP)
164
+ Nothing wrong with the Peashooter.
165
+ --- 634917391
166
+ >>634913503
167
+ I fap with left because the right is used on the mouse
168
+ --- 634917480
169
+ >>634917391
170
+ based ambichad
171
+ --- 634917661
172
+ >>634906931 (OP)
173
+ Based zoomzooms.
174
+ --- 634917778
175
+ >beating the monkey
176
+ some zoomers are okay
177
+ --- 634918328
178
+ >>634906931 (OP)
179
+ >mfw I have climaxed to way worse than a gingerbread woman and a literal monkey
180
+ --- 634918392
181
+ >>634915146
182
+ That is a literal child
183
+ --- 634918415
184
+ >>634906931 (OP)
185
+ You didnt masturbate to minecraft in 2013?
186
+ What is wrong with you
187
+ --- 634918461
188
+ >>634906931 (OP)
189
+ First time I've seen fallguys r34
190
+ --- 634918923
191
+ >>634915705
192
+ Because puss a coal burner
193
+ --- 634918931
194
+ >>634911489
195
+ made for sex with human men
196
+ --- 634919091
197
+ >>634913503
198
+ The Romans used their left.
199
+ --- 634919390
200
+ >>634912258
201
+
202
+ kek
203
+ --- 634919503
204
+ >>634906931 (OP)
205
+ Fortnite has the most attractive women in all of gaming, no ifs ands or buts.
206
+ Peashooter is before their time.
207
+ Minecraft and Roblox is just embarrassing.
208
+ Fall Guys and Amongus are memes, kids don't actually want to fuck them.
209
+ I have no idea who the two on the right are.
210
+ --- 634919951
211
+ Not a zoomer but I think I have masturbed to every single thing in this pic before, mostly because I am into simple styles, cartoon characters and/or mob faces.
212
+ Sure a lot in here is actual zoomer content but:
213
+
214
+ >minecraft is 12 years
215
+ >plants vs zombies is 14 years
216
+ >roblox is 17 years
217
+
218
+ Even fucking fornite was 6 years ago. It doesn't feel that long ago..
219
+ --- 634920252
220
+ >>634906931 (OP)
221
+ I work with him everyday and it's crazy how many of them talk about getting off the stuff like this and then immediately follow it up with "just a joke bro"
222
+ --- 634920301
223
+ >>634918392
224
+ she's an adult now
225
+ it's just that the Curse of Eva keeps her body young
226
+ --- 634920503
227
+ >>634918392
228
+ too old
229
+ --- 634920558
230
+ >>634906931 (OP)
231
+ Why should I care exactly?
232
+ --- 634920696
233
+ >>634919390
234
+ I got a few literally translated into emoji faces saying "Thanks For Watching!"
235
+ --- 634921130
236
+ >>634920696
237
+
238
+ Quality is fluctuating wildly. Some videos seem to be perfect, even going as far as to subtitle a description of what's happening on screen. Then others are only translating 4 lines of dialogue for the whole scene.
239
+ --- 634921429
240
+ >>634907856
241
+ She looks like she fucks bugs
242
+ --- 634921523
243
+ >>634921130
244
+ I've translated 2 so far and the first was fucking impressive. Seemed almost like a genuine human translation. The second one was literally giving me "^^----b Thanks for Watching!" I genuinely believe it's the audio quality of the scene that makes all the difference. The moment the AI starts trying to translate bed noises and smacks and grunts is where I've seen it starts to shit the bed.
245
+ --- 634921548
246
+ >>634917391
247
+ based adhd coomer
248
+ --- 634921707
249
+ >The moment the AI starts trying to translate bed noises and smacks and grunts is where I've seen it starts to shit the bed.
250
+
251
+ This seems to be true although I did have a shower scene with running water that made it through perfectly
252
+ --- 634921830
253
+ millennials jacked off to the right pic in the 2000's. "Lewd" fanart back then was less titillating than mediocre SFW drawings today, what the fuck caused the absent of talent back then?
254
+ --- 634921954
255
+ >>634911489
256
+ --- 634922257
257
+ >>634921830
258
+ Not a zoomer but I agree with this. Honestly I thought I was the only person that thought most fanart looked like ass in the early 2000s. I still find it kinda endearing and rarely you will get people that actually used to draw very good but again, rare.
259
+ It feels amazing to live in the now where even trailers for games will probably get a ton of decent rule 34 drawings within the hour. The art for that green dress tomboy princess and the rabbids from that one game were amazing.
260
+ --- 634922345
261
+ >I am forgotten
262
+ --- 634922441
263
+ >>634922257
264
+ the low quality style everything had back then had so much soul though
265
+ --- 634922448
266
+ >>634906931 (OP)
267
+ I masturbate to half of that so I can't say anything
268
+ --- 634922514
269
+ >>634907498
270
+ Femboys is just a traps without initial surprise, there is nothing new about them
271
+ --- 634922534
272
+ >>634906931 (OP)
273
+ >Roblox porn has mob faces
274
+
275
+ Now I feel like I've been missing out.
276
+ --- 634922567
277
+ >>634906931 (OP)
278
+ First of all, what's wrong with that?
279
+ Secondly, it's your fault.
280
+ --- 634922604
281
+ >>634906931 (OP)
282
+ Why do you care so much about what other people are masturbating to? Are you a voyeur?
283
+ --- 634922615
284
+ >>634907856
285
+ Easily the second best fairy-related fap I've ever had.
286
+ --- 634922701
287
+ >>634922441
288
+ Anon, that's what I meant when I said endearing. Its kinda sad in a way that you wont see that kinda of old artstyles floating around anymore. The only times I have seen it is by artists that are like fucking 50 to 70 yo that kept their artstyle. Almost like how ken penders still draws the same.
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634906964
3
+ TOTK WILL SOON BE LEAKED INSHALLAH
4
+ --- 634907098
5
+ i poop on your thread
6
+ PFFFFFFFFFRRRRGFFGGHHFFFG
7
+ --- 634907130
8
+ >>634906964 (OP)
9
+ How can we find this guys info so Nintendo can make him a wageslave like that Bowser guy.
10
+ --- 634907342
11
+ Nintendo will skullfuck him.
12
+ --- 634907490
13
+ >>634906964 (OP)
14
+ >UI lacks the map with the XYZ coordinate
15
+ >Zelda BOTW UI is already very moddable (it happened with the arabic fan patch, and then the multiplayer mod) so the apple thing is easily faked
16
+
17
+ He should admit it's a fake photoshop already and nuke his reddit account in shame before he gets blamed for the actual leak, which will ideally happen on a random irc server, the fitgirl blog comments section, or glowiechan.
18
+ --- 634907594
19
+ @FBI
20
+ stop these criminals!!
21
+ --- 634907595
22
+ >>634907490
23
+ already nuked it
24
+ --- 634907609
25
+ >>634907490
26
+ Is there a building like that in botw?
27
+ Also, the tweet got deleted.
28
+ --- 634907659
29
+ >>634907490
30
+ The image doesn't display the minimap tho.
31
+ --- 634907696
32
+ >>634907490
33
+ Dude, you are an idiot. He didn't take the farthest right side of the switch, where the map would be.
34
+ --- 634907741
35
+ israel
36
+ --- 634907787
37
+ >totk is so similar to BoTW that all it takes is a UI mod and Link mod and you can easily fake your own believable screenshots
38
+ --- 634907845
39
+ >>634907595
40
+ No, he should go back and post this screenshot in a Photoshop window, so that he's not blamed for filthy pirate wrongdoings. He should come clean, so that he's not mistaken with the actual leaker who'll have actual opsec and won't even use the same internet connection or computer.
41
+
42
+ >>634907609
43
+ BOTW Overworld is moddable and extractable.
44
+ Sonic Frontiers mods already imported the great plateau.
45
+ >>634907696
46
+ And you're dense.
47
+ Don't you have better internet arguments elsewhere to prove how right and smart you are?
48
+ --- 634907896
49
+ >>634907845
50
+ >extractable
51
+ That's the opposite of what I asked.
52
+ --- 634908127
53
+ >>634907896
54
+ Enjoy.
55
+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHm20fFsehE [Embed]
56
+
57
+ Make sure whenever someone claims to have a leak of this game to show this video, so that fake news are debunked and poor trolls aren't mistaken for legit leakers. This helps Nintendo lawyers not get confused with random stuff, they'll see "fake" and then look for another thread. Help keep 4chan clean of piracy!
58
+ --- 634908245
59
+ >>634908127
60
+ You are right but also so gay about it
61
+ --- 634908640
62
+ >>634908418
63
+ Nevermind, you are actually the most heterosexual anon I ever had the pleasure to talk to.
64
+ United we stand against piracy. United we stand to protect innocent fake trolls.
65
+ --- 634908869
66
+ >>634908821
67
+ FAKE NEWS!
68
+ --- 634908894
69
+ >>634908821
70
+ Fake and gay
71
+ --- 634908935
72
+ >>634908869
73
+ are you retarded
74
+ --- 634908993
75
+ >>634908935
76
+ No, you better not send me an xci of Erotic Dolphin Pachi-Slot 18XXX to prove me wrong
77
+ --- 634909017
78
+ No rush. Leak or no, im still keeping my 70$.
79
+ --- 634909087
80
+ >>634908935
81
+ I, on the other hand, would appreciate some Dolphin Porn for the night
82
+ --- 634909164
83
+ >>634909087
84
+ based dolphin porn enjoyer
85
+ --- 634909173
86
+ >>634909017
87
+ >playing with better performance
88
+ >playing in better conditions
89
+ >saving 70$
90
+ >@FBI can't do anything about it
91
+ It's like, it's just there for me to pick it up.
92
+ --- 634909247
93
+ >>634909173
94
+ >saving 70$
95
+ It's $60 again in some countries, if you know what you're doing, but the point still stands
96
+ --- 634909378
97
+ >>634909247
98
+
99
+ Considering it's just an expansion, I wouldn't even pay $60.
100
+ --- 634909558
101
+ Street date breakers then
102
+ >just dumps the game as soon as he gets it for everyone to enjoy like a total bro
103
+ Street date breakers now
104
+ >brags about having shit for weeks on social meadia and dumps it only like 5 minutes before everyone has an access anyway
105
+ --- 634909664
106
+ some dolphin porn for everyone:
107
+ short url
108
+ (dot)
109
+ at
110
+ (slash)
111
+ JVW36
112
+ --- 634909670
113
+ >>634907342
114
+ This. It's not worth the e-peen points
115
+ --- 634909674
116
+ >>634906964 (OP)
117
+ That's fake as fuck, why don't show new enemies or weapons? Oh yeah, because it's modded BOTW, and people don't mod in new enemies, only armors and maps
118
+ --- 634909742
119
+ >>634907342
120
+ Nintendo won't do anything to rom dumpers and never will either, that faggot company deserve the mass piracy they will suffer
121
+ --- 634909743
122
+ >>634909670
123
+ God I wish that was me. And before anyone says anything, I hate trannies
124
+ --- 634909759
125
+ >>634909674
126
+ Yeah, the faker leaker should post more proof that helps identifies him, otherwise he'll LOSE this internet argument!
127
+ --- 634909817
128
+ >>634909087
129
+ >>634909164
130
+ link
131
+ --- 634909825
132
+ Yeah fake troll wtf don't you wanna convince us more
133
+ --- 634909980
134
+ >>634909825
135
+ yes, waiting for the fake troll to give more info, ANY info, that will redeem him in the eyes of this thai basket waving forum. everyone is watching
136
+ --- 634910120
137
+ >>634909817
138
+ here >>634909664
139
+ the e3 version of totk
140
+ --- 634910230
141
+ >>634909743
142
+ Trannies do tend to be selfhating. You will never be a woman.
143
+ --- 634910291
144
+ >>634906964 (OP)
145
+ God, I hope it leaks 3 fucking weeks early, the meltdown would be legendary.
146
+ --- 634910362
147
+ >>634910291
148
+ Me too and aonuma sudoku himself
149
+ --- 634910507
150
+ >>634910291
151
+ Happened with BoTW, but the decryption keys were only figured out when a separate leak for the physical disc happened so the dump wasn't usable for anything other than datamining.
152
+ No way to prevent it as long as physical copies exist. But they expect it, so all is fine.
153
+ --- 634910535
154
+ >>634909743
155
+ --- 634910726
156
+ >>634908821
157
+ Here's why you will never be a woman, fake leaker.
158
+ didn't remove the filenames
159
+ didn't hide the time zone
160
+ didn't hide the user icons
161
+ didn't crop the image
162
+ reflective surface
163
+ identifiable ethnicity, gender and height
164
+ --- 634910797
165
+ account is completely wiped except for a post talking about blowing his brains out
166
+ i hope he dumpes before he gets suicided
167
+ --- 634910868
168
+ >>634910797
169
+ all is well, inb4 someone else leaks it from a russian ip, after all vpns are cheap and piracy is legal there
170
+ --- 634910904
171
+ >>634909742
172
+ the guy that leaked NSMBW got fined 1.5 million dollars
173
+ --- 634910951
174
+ >>634906964 (OP)
175
+ OH NO NO NO B-BUT THE DENUVO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
176
+ --- 634910997
177
+ >>634910797
178
+ and one narrowing down the location of his workplace by a lot.
179
+ --- 634911032
180
+ >>634909017
181
+ Yeah, except you gotta wait like a few for it to be stable. Ryujinx had bad stuttering when Metroid Prime Remake came out on going through doors. Had to wait a few till it was fixed. Can't wait though.
182
+
183
+ TOTK actually is making me think about getting a switch, truth is, i'm a poorfag.
184
+ --- 634911091
185
+ >>634906964 (OP)
186
+ why does it look 240p?
187
+ --- 634911132
188
+ Uhhhh lawyerbros...how can we stop this?
189
+ --- 634911213
190
+ You know what bro, there's no rush. Use some ukranian vpn to sloooowly upload dolphin mahjong (clearly labeled as such) and then wait it out until another week or so from now. You messed up, but it's not too late to correct course.
191
+ --- 634911243
192
+ >tendies are still in denial about early leak
193
+ --- 634911375
194
+ and ffs, edit your reddit posts before deleting them, change your mail account to something else (even incorrect address, or protonmail throwaway) and THEN delete your reddit account while you're still in control before it's banned and left in that state.
195
+ --- 634911478
196
+ is BOTW and TOTK a Reboot of Zelda or is Canon to the Timeline? in what part of the Timeline these Games takes place? where is Ganondorf?
197
+ --- 634911597
198
+ >>634907787
199
+ This, imagine all it takes to make convincing leak is a UI mod and a different costume lol
200
+ --- 634911664
201
+ >>634907594
202
+ Good Morning, this is Agent Johsnon from the
203
+ FBI. Is the guy leaking this game a white nationalist?
204
+ --- 634911695
205
+ im so so ready bros. im READY IM FUCKING READY FOR THIS NEW ZELDA, Just Fixed my brothers hacked switch, Bought a 256gb micro sd card, IM FUCKIN' READY FOR THIS LEAK
206
+ --- 634911750
207
+ >>634911695
208
+ leaker should work on his opsec before that
209
+ --- 634911759
210
+ FUCK my rcm jig wont be arriving for another 5 days... Can leak sisters please wait?
211
+ --- 634911763
212
+ >>634910904
213
+ Ya and I am sure he is going to be able to pay that ever in his life lol
214
+ --- 634911864
215
+ >>634911763
216
+ He did get out of it by declaring bankruptcy. Then Nintendo sent him a consolation prize, as carefully worded as possible (a preorder bonus that's normally limited but he was "selected", with no other information)
217
+ --- 634911865
218
+ >>634911032
219
+ You‘re a poorfag but you have a pc capable of emulating switch? If the game leaks early the game might be playable by launch anyway. All the devs will be trying to optimize it
220
+ --- 634912013
221
+ >We're gonna emulate it day 1
222
+ Feels good to be a PC chad
223
+ --- 634912074
224
+ >>634912013
225
+ Yes but you will play on Shitty Buggy Emulators lol
226
+ --- 634912130
227
+ >>634912074
228
+ Xenoblade chronicles 3 runs at full speed even on a steam deck lol
229
+ --- 634912132
230
+ >>634912074
231
+ Even a shitty buggy emulator works better than Switch at 540p 25fps.
232
+ --- 634912157
233
+ >>634912074
234
+ And you will play in 720p 30 fps on a shitty switch
235
+ --- 634912214
236
+ >tfw lower end computer, so if I want to play TOTK I'll have to buy it anyway, even if ryujinx and yuzu were perfect
237
+
238
+ The price you pay for not wanting to be a graphics whore means that modern games are a challenge to emulate. On the plus side, laziness aside the game should be worth at least 1 playthrough, like BOTW was. Though I don't expect to revisit it.
239
+ --- 634912223
240
+ >>634912157
241
+ But i Spend Less Money than your 1000000 Dollars PC Truly a Master Race
242
+ --- 634912265
243
+ >>634912132
244
+ say that to the shader compilation stutters, playing kirby forgotten kingdom on yuzu early access, AIDS. TOTAL AIDS. good game though
245
+ --- 634912429
246
+ *please* leak today or tomorrow I can't fucking take it anymore.
247
+ --- 634912469
248
+ >>634907342
249
+ If I am doing anything illegal, I am turning on my VPN. Good luck finding me unless it is the Feds.
250
+ --- 634912483
251
+ >>634912265
252
+ >shader compilation stutters
253
+ You can download precompiled shader caches. It fixes the stuttering in BotW. TotK will be the same.
254
+ --- 634912517
255
+ >>634910291
256
+ Mhgu was leaked like 2 weeks early, that was fun
257
+ --- 634912603
258
+ >>634912483
259
+ didn't know about that...
260
+ --- 634912658
261
+ >>634906964 (OP)
262
+ This nigga is stupid as fuck. Its like youre asking to get fucked
263
+ --- 634912676
264
+ >>634912214
265
+ Nah, that‘s the price you pay for not getting an unpatched switch. They were so easy to get for the longest time
266
+ --- 634912738
267
+ >>634912483
268
+ its still going to take some time for someone to build a complete shader cache
269
+ unless you can just generate one as easily as you can render something in blender
270
+ --- 634912759
271
+ >>634912676
272
+ I DO have an unpatched switch, I just can't be bothered to do all that crazy stuff with the tin foil being shoved in the side to enable dev mode or whatever.
273
+ --- 634912764
274
+ Should I use tinfoil instead of an rcm jig?
275
+ --- 634912812
276
+ >>634912759
277
+ >>634912764
278
+ Just buy a fucking jig.
279
+ --- 634912857
280
+ >>634912759
281
+ You need to order an rcm jig from Amazon or ebay and just move some files around. It's just as easy as hacking a 3ds.
282
+ --- 634912883
283
+ get him boys
284
+ --- 634912887
285
+ Use a folded up piece of tinfoil, like any self respecting human.
286
+ --- 634912892
287
+ >>634912759
288
+ So you would rather pay for it than get it for free? Holy shit.
289
+ --- 634912928
290
+ >>634912658
291
+ He should contact emperess or a scene group or something and leave the release to them. Like in the old days. Nintendo has a name, a store, a timeframe and info about what that store has or hasn't
292
+ --- 634912940
293
+ >>634912759
294
+ I just modded a switch for my brother and it took 10 minutes. If you‘re too lazy to do that then you deserve to pay 70 dollars for glorified expansions
295
+ --- 634912949
296
+ >>634912887
297
+ My hands are too fucking shaky to do it. I have an essential tremor.
298
+ --- 634912952
299
+ >>634912759
300
+ once you buy a jig + injector, you literally just slide it down the joycon rail till it's snug at the bottom, then hold the power button and the vol up button, and it does the rest of the work for you once you've set up the files. It's that simple
301
+ --- 634912962
302
+ >>634912892
303
+ That or I brick my switch because I did it wrong, and I end up paying 300 bucks for a new model.
304
+ --- 634913017
305
+ >>634912962
306
+ You're not that dumb to follow a guide anon
307
+ We trust you.
308
+ --- 634913040
309
+ >>634906964 (OP)
310
+ >TotK
311
+ >the name of the new Zelda game is literally TikTok
312
+ Lol, it's absolutely perfect for zoomertendies.
313
+ --- 634913050
314
+ >>634912962
315
+ You cant brick your switch if you get a jig and follow the hack guide.
316
+ At worst you'll get banned and you wont be able to play heckin splatoon. This can also be prevented by creating an emunand
317
+ --- 634913058
318
+ >>634912949
319
+ Its not a mater of steady hands, if you can hold a controller you can manage the foil method. Its just folding it up to the right width, and shoving that bitch into the controller port WITH the controller
320
+ --- 634913080
321
+ >>634912962
322
+ Also don't you dare fucking follow a YouTube guide
323
+ Read the website guide.
324
+ --- 634913102
325
+ STOP
326
+
327
+ STEALING
328
+
329
+ GAMES
330
+ --- 634913159
331
+ not playing this japslop
332
+ --- 634913180
333
+ >>634913102
334
+ You wouldn't download a car, would you?
335
+ --- 634913196
336
+ >>634913102
337
+ I will when Nintendo port their games on the Pc or actual working consoles(PS5).
338
+ --- 634913207
339
+ >>634913159
340
+ *gaijinslop
341
+ --- 634913213
342
+ >>634912857
343
+ Imagine buying shit when you can just use alluminium and call it a day.
344
+ --- 634913236
345
+ >>634906964 (OP)
346
+ It's fake.
347
+ --- 634913268
348
+ >>634913102
349
+ its not stealing if i wasnt going to buy it in the first place
350
+ --- 634913286
351
+ >>634913213
352
+ litterally a piece of 3d printed plastic that will ALWAYS WORK versus raggedy piece of tinfoil
353
+
354
+ lol
355
+ --- 634913295
356
+ >>634913102
357
+ Who are you telling this, because dude in the image literally stole a game
358
+ --- 634913323
359
+ >>634912759
360
+ >>634912962
361
+ >my face when I did the foil trick and found out my 2018 switch was patched.
362
+ You homo I’ll fucking trade with you if you’re gonna be a pussy about it
363
+ --- 634913345
364
+ >>634913236
365
+ Yeah here they are. Sad
366
+ --- 634913351
367
+ >>634911032
368
+ TOO SOON
369
+ --- 634913405
370
+ >>634913236
371
+ You‘d be stupid to believe it instantly leaks anyways. It always goes like this
372
+ >people make up fake leaks for fun
373
+ >some redditor actually gets the game early but won‘t show footage let alone dump it and just talks about it
374
+ >some guy streams the game but doesn‘t dump it
375
+ >some guy actually dumps the game
376
+ --- 634913414
377
+ >>634913286
378
+ I made my tinfoil piece 2 years ago and Im still using it today. Skill issue.
379
+ --- 634913429
380
+ >>634912759
381
+ anon before u do anything, you gotta check if your serial number is hackable... NOT ALL 2017/2018 switches are hackable
382
+ --- 634913660
383
+ >>634911865
384
+ nta, but i was a poorfag as a kid (or rather my parents would never buy me games), so i had to get resourceful with piracy and emulation
385
+ that conditioned me to see paying for games (and entertainment in general) as a waste of money, so even though i am well off nowadays and can easily waste money on garbage, i don't out of principle
386
+ --- 634914278
387
+ >>634913660
388
+ That has nothing to do with the question. Nobody asked you to randomly blog like some attention whoring faggot.
389
+ --- 634914281
390
+ >>634910904
391
+ That was just a scare, dumbass
392
+ Look at how you still recall it
393
+ The guy never paid a cent and he got all his toys back
394
+ --- 634914316
395
+ >>634911032
396
+ Ive got a pre-patched switch as well, so im good either way.
397
+ --- 634914986
398
+ The reason these fake leaks work is because the game looks exactly like BotW so people can't really tell the difference
399
+ --- 634915419
400
+ either way ill 100% play it before pay piggies and spoil the game to them for thinking its acceptable to give nintendo money
401
+ --- 634915495
402
+ @NINTENDO @FBI
403
+ DO SOMETHING!!!!
404
+ --- 634915579
405
+ >>634906964 (OP)
406
+ Why is Link in Mexico???
407
+ Did the Mexicans take over Hyrule?
408
+ --- 634915593
409
+ >>634915495
410
+ Kill yourself subhuman bootlicker
411
+ --- 634915596
412
+ >>634914986
413
+ This. It's hilarious how even if there are real leaks, I doubt anyone, even Nintendo, can tell if it's just modded BOTW or not until a ROM is actually uploaded. And I bet that leaked ROM is probably going to be watermarked by Nintendo so whoever leaked it will get Nintendo shoving their legal team up their arse.
414
+ --- 634915627
415
+ >>634912469
416
+ >vpn
417
+ LMAO he doesn't know
418
+ --- 634915707
419
+ enjoy being enslaved by nintendo for the rest of your life like that one hacker
420
+ --- 634915731
421
+ >>634915419
422
+ The fact you dont know how filters work, really show your stupidty of doing shit out of spite
423
+ --- 634915748
424
+ I wonder if they fucked with the engine to make emulation more difficulty. Because the emulators were probably primarily mad to run botw
425
+ --- 634915768
426
+ >>634915419
427
+ What could there possibly be to spoil
428
+ "Link defeats Ganon at the end"?
429
+ --- 634915775
430
+ What a bunch of habullshjt
431
+ --- 634915898
432
+ >>634915627
433
+ What?
434
+ That the feds will force his ISP to surrender his logs. They'll point to the VPN that (if it's a decent one) runs all their logs on RAM so they get whiped every day.
435
+ --- 634915954
436
+ HOLY SHIT A NEW FEATURE WAS LEAKED THIS IS NOT A GRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A GRILL
437
+ --- 634916087
438
+ I JUST FINISHED WATCHING SOMEONE PLAY THROUGH THE LEAKED TOTK ROM
439
+
440
+ ZELDA SAVES LINK AT THE END
441
+
442
+ I REPEAT
443
+
444
+ ZELDA IS A SUPER GIRL BOSS AND BTFO OF THE SPECIAL MONSTER CALLED DEMISE THAT GANON TRANSFORMS INTO AND SAVES LINK AND THE KINGDOM ON HER OWN
445
+
446
+ YAAAAAASSS QUEEN SLAAAAAAAAYY
447
+ --- 634916114
448
+ >>634910997
449
+ source: just trust me bro
450
+ --- 634916152
451
+ >>634916087
452
+ trash game
453
+ --- 634916205
454
+ >>634915419
455
+ What story, Zelda games don’t have stories.
456
+ --- 634916537
457
+ >>634906964 (OP)
458
+ >this opsec
459
+ The guy is getting nintendod
460
+ --- 634916943
461
+ >>634915954
462
+ This picture looks oddly familiar to me but I can't remember why. Are you fucking with my head here?
463
+ --- 634917262
464
+ >>634915707
465
+ ywnbaw
466
+ --- 634919067
467
+ >>634915627
468
+ Good luck getting a small Bulgarian company to comply with literally fucking anything lmaoooo
469
+ --- 634919117
470
+ >>634906964 (OP)
471
+ GIFF NAOW
472
+ --- 634919196
473
+ >>634915898
474
+ >if it's a decent one
475
+ That's where you fucked up, 99% of the VPNs people use keep tabs on eveything you do
476
+ --- 634919240
477
+ HOLA YO ESTOY JUGANDO TOTK NA MINHA CANAL
478
+ COME TO BRAZIL
479
+ --- 634919391
480
+ >install BOTW mod
481
+ >take a screenshot
482
+ >people confuse it with TOTK
483
+ Are modders just that good or is TOTK just that lazy?
484
+ --- 634919495
485
+ >>634911032
486
+ Prime worked wihin a day use the git builds nigger.
487
+ --- 634919580
488
+ >>634919391
489
+ Latter.
490
+ --- 634919595
491
+ >>634907342
492
+ Kek
493
+ --- 634919649
494
+ >>634912887
495
+ >not using 2 screwdrivers
496
+ pussy
497
+ --- 634919661
498
+ why are 3rd worlders so obsessed with breaking street dates on games
499
+ --- 634919717
500
+ >>634912887
501
+ DON'T do this
502
+ It will turn your switch into mustard gas
503
+ --- 634919760
504
+ >>634919661
505
+ Why not? It's fun and make ninties mad.
506
+ --- 634919802
507
+ >>634911032
508
+ Too soon, anon, fuck
509
+ --- 634919846
510
+ >>634919760
511
+ Good enough reason in my book.
512
+ --- 634920246
513
+ >>634919661
514
+ I hate the fact """reviewers""" and ecelebs get the game weeks before gamers could. Breaking street dates is justice
515
+ --- 634920610
516
+ >>634909664
517
+ I cant work out this link
518
+ --- 634920835
519
+ >>634907342
520
+ It says minutos
521
+ So hes probably some spic so mario cant touch him in spicland, in fact the cartel probably hung him for some other reason already
522
+ --- 634922524
523
+ >>634920835
524
+ It's always the spics that do this shit
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634907216
3
+ >Gaming humor
4
+ --- 634907283
5
+ VN players be like: YO THIS GAMEPLAY FIRE
6
+ --- 634907296
7
+ >>634907216 (OP)
8
+ >he
9
+ >him
10
+ --- 634907374
11
+ >>634907284
12
+ what the actual batman
13
+ --- 634907406
14
+ >>634907284
15
+ wtf
16
+ --- 634907472
17
+ >>634907284
18
+ >tfw you will never have an original Super Mario Bros towel to use as a cum rag
19
+ --- 634907571
20
+ >>634907284
21
+ 99% chance this is a joke in a bong gaming magazine, they could get away with saying pretty much anything in those back in the day.
22
+ --- 634907732
23
+ >>634907571
24
+ t. uncle Larry
25
+ --- 634907962
26
+ >>634907571
27
+ Hey uncle you out of the joint?
28
+ --- 634908128
29
+ >>634907571
30
+ There is no second u in unsavory so it's not bong.
31
+ --- 634908130
32
+ >>634907284
33
+ incredibly based calling out on tendies being rape victims, which explains their immaturity
34
+ --- 634908275
35
+ >>634907216 (OP)
36
+ haha
37
+ --- 634909315
38
+ >>634908275
39
+ --- 634909640
40
+ >>634907284
41
+ >>634907571
42
+ Yeah you can tell it's some sort of magazine based on the other caption below the photo.
43
+ --- 634909820
44
+ >>634907284
45
+ How did Gaming magazines go from THIS >>634907284
46
+
47
+
48
+ To THIS >>634908275
49
+ --- 634910259
50
+ >>634908275
51
+ >Been doing the three two one bit for 40 years every single time when ripping
52
+
53
+ Heh, still got it.
54
+ --- 634911168
55
+ >>634908275
56
+ farts are sexy
57
+ --- 634912031
58
+ >>634908275
59
+ Who is this made for? Kids don't read physical media.
60
+ --- 634912616
61
+ >>634912031
62
+ Physical media manufacturers are trying to get kids to read physical media so that they can sell physical media to kids.
63
+ --- 634912625
64
+ >>634912031
65
+ Paycheck.
66
+ --- 634912678
67
+ >>634907216 (OP)
68
+ >Did you hear about the player who blew himself
69
+ --- 634912809
70
+ >>634908275
71
+ Thought I was immune after years of cringe but I thought wrong
72
+ --- 634915085
73
+ >>634907216 (OP)
74
+ This book is a lot sadder when you realise a mum wrote it to try to bond with her turbosperg son.
75
+ --- 634915374
76
+ >>634915085
77
+ i bet it was wam's mam
78
+ --- 634915668
79
+ >>634907216 (OP)
80
+ You want some more?
81
+ --- 634915743
82
+ >>634907406
83
+ >molly mckuz
84
+ --- 634915887
85
+ >>634907216 (OP)
86
+ --- 634915994
87
+ >>634907284
88
+ I wish uncle Larry ravaged my virgin asshole at its prime.
89
+ --- 634916130
90
+ Superior Japanese humor
91
+ --- 634916353
92
+ >>634915668
93
+ First one is already 10 times better than everything in OP, these are actual jokes. That book for children has a different aspect of humour entirely, let me try:
94
+
95
+ Have you heard of the player who tried to nap in the End?
96
+ He went kaboom!
97
+
98
+ There, I can do this all day, can I scam money from children via books with the biggest fucking spacing known to man now?
99
+ --- 634916796
100
+ >>634907284
101
+ definitely a British Nintendo magazine they had really edgy, gross, callous shit like this all the time, plenty of jokes made in poor taste that would never fly today
102
+ --- 634917218
103
+ Would have been much more funnier if they added
104
+ ALTHOUGH THEY MAKE UP 13% OF THR MOBS, ENDERMEN STEAL 50% OF ALL BLOCKS
105
+ --- 634917273
106
+ >>634907216 (OP)
107
+ >did you meat?
108
+ >he had
109
+ --- 634917620
110
+ >>634916796
111
+ you are a GIGANTIC faggot
112
+ --- 634917896
113
+ >>634917620
114
+ and you're a vile little man that laughs at disgusting things nobody above the age of 12 should find funny. you are a failed sociopath with no power or charisma who can only gratify your repulsive schadenfreude by laughing at the suffering of your fellow human beings. in a civilized world, you would be slaughtered like an animal before you eventually snap and hurt someone because by demonstrating such a lack of empathy you have already shown that you are incapable of compassion or remorse and would do anything if you thought you could get away with it.
115
+ --- 634918194
116
+ >>634916130
117
+ Yo, that's my wife!
118
+ --- 634918245
119
+ >>634916796
120
+ >>634917896
121
+ This rape victim is fucking PISSED
122
+ --- 634918419
123
+ >>634907284
124
+ w-what's the 'Intimidator'?
125
+ --- 634918526
126
+ >>634918419
127
+ >he doesn't know about Dale
128
+ --- 634918763
129
+ >>634918245
130
+ Yes, rape is awful anon. It's not funny in the slightest. Did your parents not give you enough attention or something? Did you get bullied in school? What's your major malfunction?
131
+ --- 634918823
132
+ >>634918763
133
+ Raping clowns is funny
134
+ --- 634918870
135
+ >>634917896
136
+ Lol, what a faggot
137
+ --- 634918935
138
+ >>634918870
139
+ You're a piece of shit anon. No amount of giggling or sneering will change that. You'd be hanging from a lampost if your peers really knew what you were like deep down.
140
+ --- 634919167
141
+ >>634907284
142
+ Níntoddlers...I'm so sorry, this explains everything
143
+ --- 634919180
144
+ >>634912031
145
+ Do you not have these in America? They’re cheap magazines for kids, usually with a free prize. Have some simple articles, puzzles, jokes etc. and are normally sold in supermarkets alongside the Beano etc. It keeps your kid quiet for an hour when you get back from grocery shopping.
146
+ --- 634919492
147
+ >>634907216 (OP)
148
+ >Did you hear a skeleton?
149
+ >he respawned
150
+ --- 634919539
151
+ >>634919492
152
+ >all monsters you kill respawn near your bed
153
+ Kino mod potential
154
+ --- 634919694
155
+ >>634907216 (OP)
156
+ Requesting that, but for Dark Souls "He died"
157
+ --- 634919814
158
+ lmao?
159
+ --- 634919953
160
+ >>634915668
161
+ The skeleton joke is alright.
162
+ --- 634920015
163
+ >>634907216 (OP)
164
+ >Gaming humor
165
+ https://www.tiktok.com/@angrybirds/video/7224198842445483270
166
+ --- 634920263
167
+ >>634911168
168
+ Back to the fires of hell that is DeviantART, you autistic-quality fart fetishist!
169
+ --- 634920457
170
+ >>634907216 (OP)
171
+ --- 634921179
172
+ >>634920204
173
+ cute
174
+ --- 634921339
175
+ >>634920457
176
+ >coin pile on the ground doesnt get bigger with each frame
177
+ --- 634921909
178
+ >>634919814
179
+ I don't get it but still appreciate the effort.
180
+ --- 634922137
181
+ >>634920545
182
+ Remove that entire last bubble and it's fine
183
+ --- 634922340
184
+ >>634922137
185
+ Or just leave it. Fucking editor fags. You guys are just as bad as translator fags. You feel the need to "fix" things simply because your too fucking lazy to make something of your own
186
+ --- 634922370
187
+ >>634919953
188
+ No it isn't. Skeletons are the only mob that actually fight each other.
189
+ --- 634922394
190
+ https://streamable.com/q3lsdp
191
+ >Minecraft humor
192
+ --- 634922438
193
+ >>634922340
194
+ It's just worse though
195
+ --- 634922561
196
+ >>634907284
197
+ twas a different time
198
+ --- 634922609
199
+ >>634920545
200
+ sex with cat milfs
201
+ --- 634922643
202
+ >>634915668
203
+ Humanturds... we lost...
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1
+ -----
2
+ --- 634907414
3
+ Hopes and dreams for Skyrim 2?
4
+ --- 634907460
5
+ *Oblivion 3
6
+ --- 634907519
7
+ argonian wives
8
+ redguard Arabian Nights kino
9
+ --- 634907521
10
+ >>634907414 (OP)
11
+ More sexy Khajit women
12
+ --- 634907526
13
+ interracial sex
14
+ --- 634907820
15
+ >>634907414 (OP)
16
+ now post her naked fighting an Orsimer.
17
+ --- 634908024
18
+ >>634907414 (OP)
19
+ >Hope
20
+ Game will still be as moddable
21
+ >Dream
22
+ Base game isn't so shit that troubleshooting mod installs if funner than actually playing the game.
23
+ --- 634908101
24
+ sex game simulator mods
25
+ --- 634908187
26
+ >>634908101
27
+ UUUUOHHH SEXY ORC WOMAN TUSKS
28
+ --- 634908256
29
+ >>634908187
30
+ --- 634908423
31
+ >>634907414 (OP)
32
+ Big Nord Women
33
+ No skáld viking girls no buy.
34
+ --- 634908547
35
+ >>634908256
36
+ damn she cute... i love her tusks and can just imagine the smell... UUUOOH
37
+ --- 634908780
38
+ >>634907414 (OP)
39
+ >>634908101
40
+ god i wish i looked like this
41
+
42
+ also are there any FUN games that enables me to costumise my character to such extent that isnt skyrim?
43
+ --- 634909280
44
+ >>634908256
45
+ >>634908423
46
+ --- 634912930
47
+ Honestly I'd be perfectly fine with even a less repetitive Skyrim, as long as the setting is interesting and has good atmosphere.
48
+ --- 634913512
49
+ >>634907414 (OP)
50
+ >>634908101
51
+ built to be raped by a muscular redguard male
52
+ --- 634913879
53
+ >>634907414 (OP)
54
+ Built in monster rape Vs females.
55
+ --- 634914781
56
+ >>634907414 (OP)
57
+ That it's easily moddable.
58
+ Especially the shit base gameplay it will inevitably come with. TES 6 will be so watered down by default that the only hope I have for it is if I can fix that piece of shit myself.
59
+ --- 634914914
60
+ >>634907414 (OP)
61
+ >hopes
62
+ They wont make modding suck to get people into the CC
63
+ >dreams
64
+ The game wont need mods to be fun
65
+ --- 634914973
66
+ KILL
67
+ PAARTHURNAX
68
+ YOU FUCK
69
+ --- 634915034
70
+ >>634907414 (OP)
71
+ For all I care, they just need to make a good Construction Kit. The entire Bethesda genre is carried my mods anyway.
72
+ Also, death to modding trannies and to patreonbux! Literally everyone who leeches off modding is mentally ill.
73
+ --- 634915159
74
+ >>634907414 (OP)
75
+ I hope they take the ship building and flying mechanic from Starfield and they implement a similar system in TES6.
76
+
77
+ I want to have my own ship I can sale the seas in so I can be a pirate. It would be fucking amazing.
78
+ --- 634916305
79
+ I hope NexusMods puts an end to all the coomer shit by the time the next TES comes out.
80
+ >but you can just filter it
81
+ No, the whole point of not liking coomshit is making sure no one enjoys things I don't like.
82
+ --- 634916379
83
+ >>634916305
84
+ Never gonna happen.
85
+ Keep seething.
86
+ --- 634916381
87
+ >>634916305
88
+ it's fun making hairy mods for games and watching people get really upset.
89
+ --- 634917373
90
+ >>634907414 (OP)
91
+ That they ignore ESO lore
92
+ --- 634917468
93
+ >>634908256
94
+ >Orc
95
+ >Flawless hair, brows and skin
96
+ Why even bother then?
97
+ --- 634917596
98
+ >>634917468
99
+ based Orc realist
100
+ keep it real king
101
+ --- 634920249
102
+ >>634916381
103
+ ooh yeah I reeeally hate hairy women please don't post any of your mods or I'll get really upset! also you better not include any pictures of really hairy women with your post!
104
+ --- 634920804
105
+ >>634908780
106
+ Dragon's Dogma, you troon
107
+ --- 634920817
108
+ >>634920249
109
+ Yes.
110
+ --- 634920878
111
+ >>634920817
112
+ post the goddamn mod you bloody bastard bitch
113
+ --- 634920994
114
+ >>634920878
115
+ I no longer use that popular place and it's really for my enjoyment. some other based users out there might still have it.
116
+ --- 634920995
117
+ >>634907414 (OP)
118
+ Huge smelly futa Orcs with sagging heavy balls
119
+ --- 634921070
120
+ >>634920804
121
+ i hated it
122
+ --- 634921147
123
+ >>634907414 (OP)
124
+ >Todd Howard adds Goblins back
125
+ >The rape every elf, both males and females.
126
+ --- 634921202
127
+ >>634920995
128
+ begone, fiend
129
+ --- 634921392
130
+ >>634921147
131
+ Based Goblins doing what every other race should do, Elves, Khajiit and Lizard niggers should all be slaves and sex slaves for the races of men. Kill all Orcs
132
+ --- 634921423
133
+ >>634917373
134
+ What's so bad about ESO lore? I haven't played it but everybody seems to shit on it
135
+ --- 634921442
136
+ >>634921392
137
+ Orcs did nothing wrong
138
+ --- 634921490
139
+ >>634907414 (OP)
140
+ >Akavir
141
+ >more Dwemer lore
142
+ >even better loli mods
143
+ --- 634921512
144
+ >>634920995
145
+ Welcome, friend.
146
+ --- 634921524
147
+ >>634921490
148
+ 2 of those things won't happen
149
+ --- 634921632
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+ >>634907414 (OP)
151
+ Skade
152
+ --- 634921732
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+ >>634921632
154
+ wew lad. exquisite taste.
155
+ --- 634921770
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+ >>634907414 (OP)
157
+ Cute toon. Booru?
158
+ --- 634921973
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+ >>634907414 (OP)
160
+ hyper futas. a lot of them
161
+ --- 634922012
162
+ >>634907414 (OP)
163
+ >Skyrim 2
164
+ After TES6 they are going to stop making sequels and remake everything from TES:Arena to Fallout 76
165
+ --- 634922221
166
+ >>634922012
167
+ >remake everything from TES:Arena to Fallout 76
168
+ TES I, Skyrim edition
169
+ TES II, Skyrim legendary editions
170
+ TES III, Skyrim Special edition
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+ TES IV, Skyrim GOT edition
172
+ TES V, Skyrim Skyrim edition.
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+ -----
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+ --- 634907539
3
+ RASENGAN!!!!
4
+ --- 634907597
5
+ Konan best girl.
6
+ --- 634907883
7
+ >Jobs
8
+ --- 634908176
9
+ >BBC Shit
10
+ Fuck off
11
+ --- 634908448
12
+ Chidori!!!
13
+ --- 634909330
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+ >>634907597
15
+ she used to be...
16
+ Salad is the new hotness now...
17
+ --- 634909581
18
+ >>634909330
19
+ I don't know anything about the new stuff. These shows/books always start out great with a feeling of adventure but all of them inevitably devolve into powerlevel wankery where they need to make a bigger asspull than the last episode.
20
+ Why can't they just keep it fun?
21
+ --- 634909634
22
+ >>634909257
23
+ Will Hinata get buffed in Storm Connections?
24
+ --- 634909905
25
+ restoring the uchiha clan with salad!
26
+ --- 634911629
27
+ >>634909905
28
+ yes.
29
+ --- 634912235
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+ Imagine taking a rasengan straight to your bare asshole
31
+ --- 634912302
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+ Naruto is not Popular anymore the Ending was Shit and Boruto its Trash
33
+ --- 634913162
34
+ >embed
35
+ I always knew Naruto fans were cuckolds
36
+ --- 634913271
37
+ >Kisame... were leaving...
38
+ --- 634915694
39
+ >>634913162
40
+ thanks for reminding me to update my PEE
41
+ i didn't realize it stopped working
42
+ --- 634915752
43
+ >>634913271
44
+ --- 634915760
45
+ >>634909905
46
+ >>634915424
47
+ I'll make sure the Uchiha clan will prosper with my salad wife
48
+ --- 634915806
49
+ Lmao it really do be like this
50
+ --- 634915810
51
+ >>634915424
52
+ --- 634915864
53
+ >>634915806
54
+ Mr. Uzumaki! big fan, how's it feel to become the biggest dick in the leaf village?
55
+ --- 634915936
56
+ >>634907539 (OP)
57
+ >>634907597
58
+ >>634907883
59
+ >>634907883
60
+ >>634908176
61
+ >>634908448
62
+ >>634909257
63
+ >>634909330
64
+ >>634909634
65
+ >>634909905
66
+ >>634911629
67
+ >>634912235
68
+ >>634912302
69
+ >>634913162
70
+ >>634913271
71
+ >>634915424
72
+ >>634915694
73
+ >>634915752
74
+ >>634915760
75
+ >>634915806
76
+ >>634915810
77
+ >>634915864
78
+ Hunter x Hunter is better.
79
+ --- 634916285
80
+ The biggest in the Naruto universe
81
+ AY
82
+ Third Raikage
83
+ Killer Bee
84
+ Second Raikage
85
+ Darui
86
+ Omoi
87
+ Kisame
88
+ Choji
89
+ Kakuzu
90
+ --- 634918429
91
+ so which naruto games are actually good?
92
+ not a fan of arena fighters
93
+ --- 634918790
94
+ >>634918429
95
+ Then None.
96
+ --- 634919903
97
+ >>634907883
98
+ Footjobs?
99
+ --- 634920114
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+ Today I will remind them
101
+ --- 634920190
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+ >>634915936
103
+ Yu Yu Hakusho is better.
104
+ --- 634921517
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+ >>634920114
106
+ Sakura should've her black pants.
107
+ --- 634921619
108
+ >>634918429
109
+ >so which naruto games are actually good?
110
+ >not a fan of arena fighters
111
+ The Clash of Ninja, Ultimate Ninja and Ultimate Ninja Heroes games if you like traditional 2D combat.
112
+ Ultimate Ninja Impact if you like musou.
113
+ Path of the Ninja if you like turn-based RPGs.
114
+ And then there's some odd stuff like Dragon Blade Chronicles, Kizuna Drive, Uzumaki Chronicles, the 3DS game based on the chibi Rock Lee show and the games made by Ubisoft which I never played but everyone praises.
115
+ --- 634921753
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+ >>634916016
117
+ more
118
+ --- 634921979
119
+ >>634921917
120
+ i will restore the uchiha clan by myself and salad
121
+ --- 634922069
122
+ >>634921619
123
+ >Ultimate Ninja Impact
124
+ Thank you, never knew naruto musou existed. It's shipuuden sadly but at least it's early shipuuden.
125
+ >>634920114
126
+ I would ask if it's real but you can't fake this shit.
127
+ --- 634922608
128
+ >>634920114
129
+ farewell... raptor jesus