diff --git a/v/634829740.txt b/v/634829740.txt index d6eeeb722755f40131cdc44a7a394ad71c347c09..f79f6284984074be548257ce1620aef883828d79 100644 --- a/v/634829740.txt +++ b/v/634829740.txt @@ -639,3 +639,391 @@ Do you have the one with more girls edited in and Andersen in bed with (You)? oh shit only games on the out ever do that was just about to install too lol +--- 634884489 +>>634884395 +half anniversaries are getting pretty popular these days to try to get some genshin normalfags into their own game +--- 634884595 +>>634884363 +--- 634884667 +>>634884395 +>game pumping out content and securing collabs steadily +>Dr. /v/, MD diagnoses it with DEAD because it's not doing Genshin numbers +--- 634884792 +>>634884595 +>Modernia outside +As it fucking should be. Fuck Modernia and fuck that rigged-ass "vote" they made that totally wasn't done as a marketing stunt for the free Modernia skin they already fucking had finished and ready to deploy. +--- 634884819 +>>634884667 +>game cant hold its own without constant collab influx +Anon.. please open your eyes. I'm saying this for your sake, I mean no ill. +--- 634884917 +i suppose shitposting in a thread you dont like will change reality +--- 634885046 +>>634884917 +Trannies aren't known for making mentally sound decisions. +--- 634885182 +>>634884819 +It's literally #3 top earning gacha right now retard. +--- 634885436 +>bodysuit +>knee length overcoat hanging off their back +but then bunnygirl is just two orbs????? +let me see more ASS what the fUCK +--- 634885727 +50 SECONDS +--- 634885907 +>>634885727 +>2 minute countdown for a 15 minute countdown +It's like i'm really playing the game +--- 634885942 +>>634885907 +we were cucked bros +--- 634886761 +My favorite girl will always be the best. +--- 634886857 +>>634886761 +I still don't have the free one from missions yet +--- 634886903 +>>634886761 +Who gave Miku a gun? +--- 634886905 +anis my love +--- 634887237 +>>634886905 +Has her VA done anything else? I really like her voice. +--- 634887409 +a woman in charge of character design +--- 634887486 +>>634886903 +The Central Government for which my glowie wife works. +--- 634887524 +>>634883261 +>Noise > Volume + +In this house we love Noise-chan! +--- 634887828 +>>634887524 +--- 634888234 +The animation shit was cringe. +--- 634888250 +they are showing memes +--- 634888297 +>>634888234 +Better than the vtuber trash right now +--- 634889228 +this vtuber is fucking cringe +--- 634889263 +>more vtuber garbage +I'd rather hear more from the devs tbdesu +--- 634889285 +I hate vtubers so much +--- 634889321 +everything after the over zone stuff feels like a gigantic shitpost +--- 634889491 +this is all ironic right +--- 634889710 +>>634883261 +Valid opinion. I personally want all the prima donnas to serve me. +--- 634889727 +never watching EN streams again +--- 634889782 +>>634884258 +There is, and you also dont need to roll to look at all the butts. You can do that ass soon as you open the Nikkipedia. +--- 634889990 +>>634889727 +I didn't think it was that bad. Worst parts were the vtubers, the rest of the little skits were a bit cringe but in an endearing way. +--- 634890195 +If that was only half-anniversary I absolutely cannot WAIT for what horrors the full anniversary stream will bring forth. +--- 634890289 +https://twitter.com/i/status/1649606786511523841 +--- 634890591 +>>634829740 (OP) +Did I miss the stream? If so what did I miss? +--- 634890632 +>>634890591 +don't +just pretend it didn't happen +--- 634890730 +>>634890591 +>Did I miss the stream? +Yes +>If so what did I miss? +Info on upcoming stuff and a bunch of cringe. +--- 634891310 +least we're getting free advanced tickets +--- 634891445 +>>634891310 +I'd like to swipe my credit card between Rupee's cheeks +--- 634891598 +>>634891445 +imagine the smell of rupee +--- 634891604 +>>634891310 +>tfw still don't have Dolla and skipped out on her pass because of that +--- 634891774 +>>634891604 +damn bro maybe they might do a rerun +--- 634891923 +>>634891774 +I really hope they do and kinda wished I would have bought it anyway so I would have it for whenever I do get her. Her regular outfit is great too though, fucking love women in suits. +--- 634892120 +>>634891981 +--- 634892183 +It's been like a month, get a new Cado +--- 634892281 +>>634892120 +Damn brat, needs correction +--- 634892390 +>>634892183 +this confirms they have no job +--- 634892423 +>nigga still mindbroken about his manface game being shit and the butt girl game being a success +--- 634892439 +>>634836690 +This is the biggest cope I’ve seen. She might be ok for general content or a few bosses (depending on how her skills actually work) but she’s never fucking replacing the shitty granny loli because her kit is just too fucking stacked. +--- 634892623 +>>634892423 +what man face game +--- 634892748 +>>634892623 +path to manface +--- 634893210 +>>634892748 +nasty +--- 634893528 +I genuinely forgot this game had English voice acting. +--- 634893973 +God I want to fuck Helm so badly bros +--- 634894308 +>>634829740 (OP) +I love Anus +--- 634894371 +>>634894308 +--- 634894443 +>>634893528 +anis va is nice +--- 634895172 +they NEED to give 2B the perfect ass for this game +--- 634895204 +>They give 2b an SMG +--- 634895638 +>>634895204 +she will use her sword +--- 634896187 +>Try out this gachashit game. +>It's in vertical mode. + +WTF? +--- 634896292 +>>634829740 (OP) +>neir collab with chink slavery shoes + +ew. +--- 634896526 +nikke unironically has a good story +--- 634896806 +>>634891774 +looks like andersen in drag +--- 634897339 +>>634896872 +they fucking knew all the whole time +--- 634898109 +>>634896526 +Chapter 18 was really good. + +>You don't need NIMPH to be a hero. +--- 634898258 +>>634898109 +laplase is my daughter +--- 634898348 +>>634896872 +>pubes +I'm puking +--- 634898373 +>>634830843 +Is Hyung-Tae Kim involved with Nikke? +--- 634898479 +strongest non pilgrim +--- 634898638 +>>634898479 +rim +--- 634898662 +Most girls in Nikke have better asses than anything in Nier:A. 2B's ass is a meme and is not that impressive. Even for someone with her frame. +--- 634898702 +>>634898662 +rapi is just a korean ripoff 2b +--- 634898735 +>>634898702 +Not even true in the slightest. +--- 634898943 +>>634898735 +its 100% true in its entirety +--- 634898960 +what a innocent looking woman, i sure hope she doesnt betray us +--- 634899048 +>>634898943 +>Acts nothing like 2B +>Looks nothing like 2B +>Has a super mode unlike 2B +>Doesnt kill herself like 2B +>Gets to interact with humans unlike 2B +--- 634899197 +>>634898662 +Rude and homo +--- 634899306 +>>634899048 +>acts very similarly to 2B +>looks very similar to 2B +fixed + +>Has a super mode unlike 2B +>Doesnt kill herself like 2B +>Gets to interact with humans unlike 2B +irrelevant minor nitpicks you listed only to seem like you had a point +--- 634899494 +>>634899306 +>List things on how Rapi is nothing like 2B +>T-THOSE DONT COUNT! +--- 634899612 +>>634899494 +Having a supermode has nothing to do with the character or design, and in game rapi has no playable super mode. +The qualification of "killing self" is also a ridiculous deflectiong, as if the final choice of a characters life overrides all others. +Interacting with humans is again irrelevant, both characters interact with other characters, the line between human and not is irrelevant to how the character acts. +But I'm sure you were real proud of being able to stretch that out to 5 differences while ignoring the similarities in design and personality +--- 634899821 +>>634899612 +How the fuck does Rapi look anything like 2B? Is it the leotard? +--- 634900257 +she shows up and everypme shits their pants. even johan with his team of pilgrims said NOPE +--- 634900335 +>>634895638 +She'll most likely use her pod +--- 634900439 +reminder the commander fucked brid on the train +--- 634900561 +>>634900439 +reminder that Maxwell fucking raped commander +--- 634900626 +>>634900439 +anal pregnant tits +--- 634900686 +>>634836281 +Game name ? +--- 634900707 +>>634900626 +anon you cannot impregnate the boobs +--- 634900732 +>>634900561 +--- 634900836 +>>634892281 +Recommend me a team. +--- 634900839 +>>634900257 +And SKK will still try to put his dick inside her. +--- 634900923 +>>634900836 +Liter and whatever else you want. Liter is top tier for a reason and you should give me yours since I dont have one. +--- 634900946 +>>634900836 +just bee urself +--- 634901441 +>>634900707 +brids boobs are literally exclusively built for anal impregnation +--- 634901515 +I'm gay +--- 634901798 +>>634901441 +anon you aint making sense +--- 634901983 +>>634900836 +Liter, Centi, Laplace, Maxwell and Alice. +--- 634902243 +>>634901798 +YOURE NOT MAKING SENSE! GET PREGNANT IN YOUR ANAL TITS NOW!!! NOW NOW NOW! +--- 634902392 +>>634902243 +calm down anon, have some milk +--- 634902479 +>>634902392 +THE ONLY THING I WANT TO SEE COMING OUT OF YOUR NIPPLE ASSHOLES IS A BABY +--- 634902541 +>>634902479 +babies dont come from the butt +--- 634902684 +>>634902541 +NOT ONCE IM DONE WITH YOU +--- 634902815 +Does Soda have the biggest titties out of everyone? +--- 634902848 +>>634829740 (OP) +Dismembered reminder +--- 634903342 +>>634902815 +Guilty's are probably bigger, but they are the biggest compared to her frame. +--- 634903802 +Hope we see D again +--- 634905579 +>>634903802 +Sorry sweaty but there is a new capital D in town. +--- 634907750 +>>634902815 +She should be protected not overworked +--- 634908004 +>>634903802 +I hope we never see niche kits ever again +We will +--- 634911627 +Woah, janies and mods actually getting rid of the Aloy spammer rather than just nuking the threat that's a first one +--- 634912941 +>>634911627 +>Aloy +Kek +--- 634913549 +Wait a nier automata collab? Doesn't rapi and 2b have the same japanese VA? How are they going to manage that? Or are they acknowledging it with a joke? +--- 634915018 +>>634913549 +Viper and Makima also have the same VA. +--- 634915684 +i only come to these threads to touch myself +--- 634916324 +>>634845602 +No way, Soda cleans up! +--- 634917001 +>>634830843 +My cute daughter! +--- 634917115 +>>634829740 (OP) +>not even 1 year in +>borrowing other IP to attract weebs +The base game must be interesting. +--- 634917320 +>>634829740 (OP) +I spent all my gems and recruit vouchers pulling for Alice spare bodies. I am a f2p player and don't know if I'll get enough for the Nier collab. Especially with that new Pilgrim coming. +--- 634917437 +>>634833684 +Weird left foot +--- 634917776 +>>634917320 +Why didn't you wait until the stream? +--- 634917975 +>>634902815 +The girl who stole the show during the Valentine's Day event and stole /v/'s heart +--- 634918075 +lgbt game +--- 634918168 +>>634917776 +I don't really follow the news and did that a few days before the stream was announced, I think. +--- 634919216 +>>634902815 +doesnt count because theyre carbonated +--- 634920196 +It begins +--- 634920407 +>>634833684 +I'm cumming, i am the one that gets all the pilgrims. +Still holding the golden tickets for nihiligger. +Marian best girl. +Thank you for reading. +--- 634920440 +>>634829740 (OP) +>NIKKE x NieR Automata diff --git a/v/634841915.txt b/v/634841915.txt index 6e6b0d1459359878f9a71b0758d6d6da76fcb641..ed4edb64691ca198f318c5fb7e7e03119e885342 100644 --- a/v/634841915.txt +++ b/v/634841915.txt @@ -765,20 +765,12 @@ Requesting Nemissa from SMT Devil Summoner giving a titjob while Nagi is sucking That reminds me. You got anymore pictures? I'd love to give shadows more training. If not, it's cool. --- 634881001 im sick of pretending like im not secretly into breast expansion ---- 634881094 ->>634861363 -post a screenshot of your (You) so you're immunized against the spam detector --- 634881247 >>634881001 I'm sick of the lack of asset theft in these threads. --- 634881319 >>634881001 I wish I was better at drawing it. ---- 634881648 ->raid -really janny? -it's ok when bottard does it though -https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/55557280/#55603008 --- 634881687 >>634881094 your roleplay as someone with control or authority is pitiful @@ -791,12 +783,6 @@ if you don’t like what’s going on with moderation take it to IRC. find some >>634880903 I picked those Kirby ones because the colors themselves are very simple, like how Kirby is basically just three colors. I don't remember many others like that off the top of my head, and I don't really want you going down a rabbit hole of colors that take longer than shading. ---- 634882126 ->>634881860 -I gave you those options as well, I encouraged them and got falsely vaca'd for """doxxing""". well if we loop back around to that range I'll be sure to put a notice in with the sons o' bitches. ->>634881687 -I get results, you get tantrums. we are not the same -https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/619185625/ --- 634882142 Draw some star smash characters. --- 634882494 @@ -805,3 +791,599 @@ Maybe doxxing isn’t the solution, keep thinking! You’ll find something that --- 634883557 >>634877428 Nice boobies +--- 634884604 +Draw lolis or else I'll post the fishfag month prompts. +--- 634884953 +Draw your favorite girl in a kigurumi of your favorite animal. +--- 634885121 +>>634884604 +Nah i'll pass, go ahead and post the fish prompts instead +--- 634885601 +good to see the booru's back up, glad i could help recover some lost posts +--- 634885640 +Requesting Carol and Blueberry biting on each others arms, with Blueberry having a chunk missing since he is actually chewable bubblegum. Carol could also be blowing blue gum bubble all smugly in victory. + +(The doodle now has clothes, incase it was the "nudity" getting the post deleted) +--- 634885941 +Requesting a Shygal blob. +--- 634886407 +The booru is back? +I haven't been on these threads in forever, maybe I'll start drawing again... +--- 634886512 +>>634885640 +Sure, gimme a couple hours and it'll be done +--- 634886664 +>>634886407 +It came back around a month ago or so with the old images recovered from all prior boorus with some exceptions. The old restrictive rules that got it down are not an issue anymore as well. +--- 634886775 +>>634877428 +>>634874215 +based +--- 634886779 +Requesting a Post Moogle delivering a box of lewd WoL merch to Nanamo while she's in a middle of a meeting with the other Alliance leaders. Bonus: The Moogle lists off the items to confirm it's the right order due to new company policy. +--- 634886990 +>>634886664 +Holy shit, you guys actually did it, I thought it was a lost cause so I didn't help. Now I feel awful. +>The old restrictive rules that got it down are not an issue anymore as well. +And honestly it would have all been pointless if that would have still been an issue. +I'm impressed, I'm sorry I doubted everyone. I just wanted these threads to die cause it was depressing to think about, I'm really happy for everyone that you all got your shit back. +--- 634887102 +Requesting correction +--- 634887149 +>>634885121 +Fine just for you. +--- 634887163 +>>634847210 +>>634841960 +https://files.catbox.moe/idhwp8.png +Have a lesser 2nd delivery God I feel like I messed up bad at the torso and arms. +--- 634887219 +>>634887102 +Literally who from where +--- 634887223 +>>634887102 +She is being corrected. Her game is being shut down. +--- 634887297 +>>634887163 +Honestly I like this one eyes +She looks cute, well done! +--- 634887330 +Bunnygirl Filene please +--- 634887349 +>>634887163 +I'm not a Furry BUT +--- 634887410 +Because of the new DLC, requesting Shulk's son and Homura's daughter banging +--- 634887998 +Requesting Otto, Mina, and Grey from Wind's Seed playing with members of the Bulbasaur line +--- 634888001 +>>634887413 +>our +Loser that did nothing +--- 634888074 +Requesting Zanik having wholesome sex with the World Guardian with them hugging and kissing. +--- 634888776 +>>634887163 +hmp looks sexier +--- 634888974 +>>634886990 +Hey, as someone who really cared about that booru I was pretty pessimistic over it all also but thankfully it all worked out and got even better ultimately. The only things that are really lost are some child posts from the plus booru and those litter link deliveries. +--- 634889224 +>>634841960 +I don't know why, but I made this +--- 634889320 +>>634889224 +Nice. Muscle lolis are criminally underappreciated. +--- 634889392 +>>634889224 +Based and muscular lolipilled +--- 634889498 +>>634889320 +>>634889392 +Thanks, I just woke up one day and thought, the world needs buff Ashley. It seems like I was right +--- 634889615 +>>634889224 +based, show cunny tho +--- 634889824 +>>634889224 +I think I got a new fetish +--- 634890363 +>>634887219 +new pailoli brat from princess connect +--- 634890445 +>>634889224 +God imagine her doing the fucking. +--- 634890460 +any loli requests? i'm in a mood to draw some loli smut +--- 634890650 +>>634890460 +or lolification requests +--- 634890718 +>>634890460 +can you draw Tiki from Fire Emblem +--- 634891000 +>>634890650 +prime remastered samus please +--- 634891090 +>>634891000 +she's so ugly wtf +--- 634891138 +>>634890650 +>>634890460 +Lolify her +--- 634891195 +>>634890460 +Sakuna offering her hale and hearty divine body as a naked sushi table. +--- 634891231 +>>634890460 +Wanna try doodling Miranda and Poli? +--- 634891319 +>>634891090 +lolification would fix that +--- 634891389 +>>634891319 +Lolifying ugly Samus would only result in ugly loli. +--- 634891407 +>>634890460 +draw them sharing a hotdog +lewdly +--- 634891591 +>>634890460 +>>634884604 +--- 634891727 +>>634890460 +Give Marie fire boobies +Make her OPPAI +--- 634891881 +>>634890460 +loli mermother but she keeps her blue color scheme instead of mermaidyn's red and black +--- 634891914 +>>634890460 +Wanna see your take on her +--- 634892064 +>>634891914 +what the fuck is going on here? it looks like it was ai generated with all of those arms everywhere +--- 634892069 +>>634890460 +Requesting Jas and Morgan giving the farmer double naizuri. +--- 634892189 +Draw Kaz taking a bubble bath +--- 634892215 +>>634892064 +than try this +--- 634892267 +>>634890460 +Requesting Anubia getting fucked by the white Egyptian pharaoh in the reference, also make sure he has that same smiling face. +--- 634892296 +>>634860397 +>Everyone who isn't me is a robot +What are you fucking twelve you fucking nigger? Do you not understand how the internet works? +--- 634892307 +>>634891389 +what about this samus but with her hair done like the prime one +--- 634892351 +Requesting Nelia wearing something akin to this while she talks to an off screen Champion(CoC 2's MC) in her Shop. + +Outfit ref: https://files.catbox.moe/ywxdjd.jpg +--- 634892385 +>>634892064 +She's from 2017 anon. She is just a demon with six arms. Each part different in shape and musculature. + +Here's the artist. +https://www.artstation.com/hyull + +Just Google Destiny Child Red Queen. +--- 634892480 +>>634891914 +How come I play Destiny Child and I’ve never seen her before? +--- 634892504 +>>634890460 +Arisu tachibana dressed up like a devil for an advertisement. +--- 634892609 +>>634892296 +Wanna see some prime Botfag autism?Take a peek at the end of the last thread. Botfag straight up threatened to doxx someone who he thought was Potatofag. Only for the guy to tell him to hurry the fuck up and do it, causing him to shut up. +--- 634892735 +>>634890460 +Princess connect kokkoro doing whatever it takes to make ends meet. +--- 634892742 +plz draw akuma +--- 634892825 +>>634892480 +Korean DC has more childs like 50 more and with great variety. Global only gets a half of all the characters and cut content from the main story. Sucks. +--- 634892837 +>>634890460 +Aht getting fucked in the full nelson position by Stocke. +--- 634892874 +>>634841915 (OP) +Looks like our dear friend Botfag comes from money! No wonder he has been a thread cancer non stop for over three years, thouever. +--- 634892881 +Requesting SonSon giving anon a clothed titfuck with a messy cumshot through her shirt and a facial. + +doodle:https://files.catbox.moe/vcmpai.png +refs: https://files.catbox.moe/4oyfdx.jpg +>>634892609 +I wanna see him go ballistic so... +--- 634892982 +. . . +>>634892874 +eh, not my problem +--- 634893140 +>>634892874 +>Botfag's just some entitled trust fund baby +No wonder he flips his shit so bad when shit turns against him. +--- 634893410 +>>634893140 +>>634892982 +>>634892881 +>>634892874 +>>634891146 +>>634887413 +>>634881648 +Azazelnigger shitting on scuba but then goes in another post "why do guys care so much about wether someone gets a delivery anyway?" Notice how when he posts he goes between using capital letters and not, to make it look as if its a different anon. +https://archived.moe/b/thread/893591084/#893596024 +>titfuck request was deleted in one thread and his avatar from the video game was deleted in the other +So Titfuck guy and Azazelfag are the same guy now? And what, because one requester got a drawing he got mad, despite getting a fuckton of drawings here and on trash and /v/, and decided to come off "vacation" again and post? This guy is fuckin nutso. An esl porn obsessed loon who lives in these threads. +https://archived.moe/b/thread/893590545/#893604113 +https://archived.moe/b/thread/893590545/#893604412 +https://archived.moe/b/thread/893590545/#893605535 +https://archived.moe/b/thread/892362394/#892366772 +https://archived.moe/b/thread/892362394/#892362838 +I also find it funny this guy was trying to be like scuba, being sincere and stuff to artists, and it never came off that way for him and people called him out, because of the way he overspammed threads. To try and take heat off him and deflect, that's why he shit on scuba this morning, to make scuba seem as bad by comparison. Cept it doesn't work, because titfucker can't read a room and has no idea how much of his own reputation he has already burned. +This also proves that Titfucker is the one who has waged a huge war on Botfag and burned through VPNs since hes also Azazelfag. + +https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=user%3aforfavoriting+azazel_%28the_binding_of_isaac%29+ +This guy has the gall to say +>inb4 botfag +>he'd be fine if he just shut up and requested but he doesn't. +But he can't take his own advice. He shits up the thread massively, why can't he just request and play nice. +--- 634893546 +i miss the pokegirls in space suits requests +--- 634894193 +>>634892504 +i'm drawing this one for now +--- 634894232 +https://files.catbox.moe/t97i8h.png +Sketch. I'm trying to decide if I want to depict it in a special style or not. +>>634841960 +--- 634894369 +>>634894232 +I thought scorn guy was getting a benis in his butt for a moment +--- 634894449 +>>634894193 +>generic anime loli that always gets chosen in these prompts +Typical, that's just a damn rerequest too someone already did a devil costume request for her that got delivered. +--- 634894491 +>>634893410 +Says the faggot who went full schizo meltdown in that trash thread. +>Guys guys guys! It's Potatofag! I swear it's Potatofag! +>What? Me doing this isn't proof that the post saying I'm actually Azazelfag is actually correct! SHUT UP AUSSIE PEDO! STOP BRINGING UP HOW I REQUEST LITERAL CHILDREN! PEDO PEDO PEDO PEDO! +>I'LL DOXX YOU! I KNOW WHAT REGION YOU LIVE IN! I CAN SEE ALL THE IP'S! +>WHY AREN'T YOU AFRAID OF MEEEEEEE! +Go ahead. Say I'm Potatofag and start this cycle of self-humiliation back up. Prove me right, Botfag. I need a good laugh. +--- 634894523 +>>634894369 +I don't draw futa. +--- 634894561 +>>634894232 +Cute +--- 634894624 +>>634841915 (OP) +requesting lizzie vs ruby from rampage with more feminine, but still muscular, physiques +--- 634894729 +How many names do we fucking have in this idiotic drama? +>Azazelfag +>titfuckfag +>hmofafag +>potatofag +>juju +>botfag +--- 634894783 +>>634894193 +do not lewd the Arisu +--- 634894798 +I just wanted someone to draw a fun idea for fanart I had due to me having no artistic skills of my own to make it myself. +I didn't want to get caught in the crossfire of this dumbass drama. +--- 634895020 +>>634894798 +Make a request for it then draw it in MS paint with your mouse +--- 634895083 +>>634894561 +Thanks. They are very cute together. +--- 634895572 +>>634894729 +until they kill themselves +--- 634895691 +Requesting Doomguy wearing the Welcome Hell shirt from Touhou. +--- 634895979 +>>634894729 +Azazelfag +>Turns up to start shit +>Doesn't request much but when he does it's weird shit +>Massive faggot who revels in thread drama +>Might be Botfag + +Titfuckfag +>Requests titfuck stuff only +>Hyper aggressive sperg +>Twitter got stalked by Botfag + +Hmofafag +>Turned up after Botfag had one of his scorched earth meltdowns that got his shit nuked +>Has a concerning obsession with Jas from Stardew Valley +>Acts exactly like Botfag at times +>Probably is Botfag + +Potatofag +>Aussie guy with Lalafell thing +>Turned up like 2+ years ago +>Bit of a prick but mostly keeps to himself +>Got on Botfag's eternal shit list after he refused to back down after Botfag hijacked a request of his +>Is Botfag's projection scapegoat + +Juju +>A fucking anomaly +>Shit stirrer +>Annoying fag + +Botfag +>Massive autist +>Acts like he is god +>Narcissistic to the point that Narcissus himself would be envious +>Has an obsession with Becky Brightly and Ashely(WarioWare) + +Any questions? +--- 634896086 +Requesting monkae trapped like a prisoner in a zoo +--- 634896352 +>mfw I want to post my request, but the thread is still going on with the autism from last thread +This place is a fucking circus +--- 634896531 +>>634841960 +not a request but finally made a decent tawna drawing that I wanted to share +--- 634896538 +>>634896352 +>trying to request literally anything in the worst drawthread on the entire site +are you retarded +--- 634896945 +/vn/ brought me here. Please continue doing your shit, I'm going to make some popcorn. +--- 634897421 +Requesting Tao having a shower while complaining that Arakune/Black squiggly's slime is hard to wash out of her hair/tail. +--- 634897578 +This thread is pretty shitty and mods dont help so here is a new one +>>634897473 +>>634897473 +>>634897473 +>>634897473 +--- 634897712 +>>634895979 +first two are the same person aka me. +>>634894729 +I'm not involved in any drama, I'm the one ending this shit. permanently. +>>634894491 +kek yeah I woke up and saw that shit, who knows what caused that sperg out. luckily, like always, no one gave a shit. just another thing this lolcow did for us to laugh at. he spam replies to my /trash/ reqs too kek. +>>634893410 +>>634897421 +i love that they started deleting your bullshit, hope they go a step further and purge your ass too, you deserve it. +>>634897578 +atleast wait till bump limit like we planned. +--- 634897793 +>>634897578 +based mobilefag thread splitter nonetheless, rememeber to keep your thread bumped throughout the night. +--- 634898325 +>>634897712 +Shut up Botfag +--- 634898407 +>>634841915 (OP) +I'm requesting the Great Elemental Lightning Queen from Atelier Ryza stepping on anon's face, or dick, like a dominatrix. If you can have her talking down to him at how pathetic he is that would be good too. There is literally no fan art of her that I can find. +--- 634898539 +>>634898325 +oh damn, I concede +>>634898407 +I thought this was botfag thoughium +--- 634898862 +>>634841960 +>>634874764 +Been awhile since I've colored someone else's drawing, but that line art was too cute. I was too lazy to add the rest of the designs on her clothes - hope you don't mind. +Please enjoy +--- 634899545 +>>634898862 +not OR, great job anon. really like the shading +--- 634899647 +>>634896352 +it’s been going on forever, just post your request and include a doodle of it +--- 634899659 +>>634845012 +not sure if its worth finishing this, thought you might wanna see it anyway +--- 634899675 +>>634892735 +My nigga in christ , you have a whole doujin series just about that , why do you need more? +--- 634899809 +>>634899659 +I'm liking it, you should definitely finish it. +--- 634900501 +>>634845524 +rushed it but i hope you like it +>>634841960 +--- 634900761 +>>634889224 +>>634889615 + +https://files.catbox.moe/tw5bzm.png +Not OP, but I made an attempt +--- 634901217 +>>634900501 +Thanks bros, its great to see Custom Robo and Liv get more art. Both her and the games are really underrated and didn't deserve to die, they could've made lots of money back when the 3DS was at the height of its popularity. +--- 634901580 +>>634901217 +yw. alas they let the ip rot and the spiritual successor on steam was awful. theres a fanmade pc game with schoolgirls but its kinda hard +--- 634902074 +hey booru mods, quick question: +posts 100317 and 100318 aren't getting picked up by my archiver, is it because a non-moderator account uploaded it? +--- 634902213 +Requesting Isabelle and the Mayor getting caught making out. +--- 634902301 +>>634902074 +They're tagged with a certain tag, I'm sure you can guess which one, and are rated explicit, if you're not logged in you can't see them +--- 634902308 +>>634900761 +uoooooh +ToT +--- 634902382 +>>634902301 +ah, damn now i gotta figure out how to log in +shimmie wasn't fully supported on gallery-dl and I had to bandage one together +--- 634902967 +>>634902752 +how could you fool me like this you monster? +--- 634903246 +>mfw all the Bandicoot girls except my favorite are getting drawn in bikinis +I just wanted a cute Isabella... +--- 634903741 +>>634902752 +Fuckin nice +--- 634904115 +>>634903246 +That's the plan, go back to your home board. +--- 634904326 +>>634870016 +Its too good to leave as just a sketch. +--- 634906195 +>>634902752 +Oh my +--- 634906871 +Next time gib better stuff. Both had very annoying lineart so i chose the joke. +--- 634906919 +Requesting Krile wearing her FFV counterpart's outfit, with her embarrassedly telling an out of shot Tataru that this isn't what she meant by her wanting a new outfit like the other Scions. +--- 634906998 +>>634906871 +He's gonna spam this with empty praise +--- 634908232 +Wake up +--- 634908340 +>>634908232 +no. i am mirin' +--- 634908745 +>>634906998 +Nah, he'll most likely be a bit saddened. +--- 634911041 +>>634908340 +You're what? +--- 634911442 +>>634887413 + larp or real +--- 634911465 +>>634906871 +Are you telling me that the other option with shading and clear lineart was more difficult for you than this one? You're weird, Rusky. + +https://youtu.be/ze0gRgBKvdU [Embed] + +Despite that, thanks as always, have a good weekend just in case we don't see each other for the rest of it. +--- 634911479 +>>634911442 +larp +--- 634912019 +>>634911479 +whatever helps you sleep at night. +>>634911442 +very real. You need to be there. +--- 634912579 +>>634911465 +>are telling me +Yes. Yes it was. Unironically. +--- 634913278 +>>634847571 +Very cute and sleepy! +>>634851806 +nice coloring, I like the eyes and the hair a lot! +>>634872726 +Rare to see 3D stuff like this here, neat! +>>634874215 +Nice, big and soft looking booba +>>634874458 +Nice ass, also like that the boobs are so big that you can see them from behind lmao +>>634877428 +Good stuff, nice choice of comfy colors +>>634887163 +Still, a very nice delivery, good job! +>>634894232 +Not bad! Nice and symmetric +>>634896531 +It looks good! I like the eye shadow a lot +>>634898862 +Good coloring! Pogeaux's stuff is great, love to see when it's colored +>>634899659 +I think it looks quite good! +>>634900501 +Cute stuff! +--- 634914289 +>>634841960 +>>634841915 (OP) +Redid Ryza without the NTR meme face and various adjustments, tried my best to do motion blur. +--- 634914448 +>>634912019 +Sounds larpy +--- 634914640 +>>634914289 +The NTR face one is funnier because she looks so smug +--- 634915150 +>>634914640 +[CHARLIE BROWN SCREAMING] +I like to keep old drafts for comparison +"Two doors with two guards - one lies, one tells the truth" but the truth is whether she fucked yer dad +--- 634916161 +>>634915150 +Who do I shoot! +--- 634917187 +https://pastebin.com/bSJAEKfd +256 drawing requests. Would be happy to find reference images for any that you are interested in. Thank you for your consideration and time. +--- 634917589 +Requesting Donkey Kong and Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid sneaking through an enemy base to steal bananas + +Requesting Sonic the Hedgehog and Crash Bandicoot going on a road trip, with Sonic driving too fast and Crash getting carsick + +Requesting Ratchet, Jak, Klonoa, Tak, Voodoo Vince, (insert other secondary/mid vidya protags), and Leisure Suit Larry as bachelors on the prowl trying and failing to pick up vidya chicks +--- 634919059 +>>634898862 +Thanks for the coloring anon, you've done a pretty neat job! +--- 634920341 +Bopu +--- 634920665 +>AI hasn’t replaced artists +>AI can easily replace requesters +Hmm +--- 634920891 +>>634841960 +>>>/i/743717 +Made updates to an old delivery. +--- 634920931 +>>634920891 +draw my request dindin +--- 634921086 +WIP of Hapi butt from Fire Emblem, first time drawing backside of a character + +https://files.catbox.moe/tln8up.png +--- 634921562 +>>634890460 +Draw Pettanko-chan from the Pettanko Park games getting fucked in this position. +https://files.catbox.moe/okf8f3.jpg +--- 634921578 +>>634921086 +>https://files.catbox.moe/tln8up.png +That's kawaii. Round up that upper torso, now it's bit flat compared to roundness of the butt and define the right arm more, it's bit too thing, long and wobbly. Overall, you keep improving and I'm hyped to see how you evolve +--- 634921840 +>>634920891 +Very nice. +--- 634921912 +>>634903246 +I'll draw her later today anon +--- 634921942 +>>634921912 +Draw Liz too, Din Din. +--- 634922059 +>>634921578 +Thank you! That makes me very happy to hear! +Now that you mention it, the arm does look pretty wobbly, I will try to change it later +As for the rounding up of the upper torso, do you mean that I should adjust that line that connects to the right arm by making it so the extends a bit more outwards in a curvy way? +--- 634922591 +>>634920891 +Pretty hot. diff --git a/v/634844294.txt b/v/634844294.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b52638c9d8c4068cb7ba52049024bc8dd2c381c3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634844294.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1579 @@ +----- +--- 634844294 +This is Midna the Twilight Princess. + +Questions? +--- 634844415 +is that a nipple I see +--- 634844467 +YESSSSSSA MIDNA PUSSSYYYY YESSS I WANT TO FUCK FUCK MIDNA'S TIGHT IMP PUSSY AND RIDE ME AND DO THE MOANING NOISES SHE IS SO CUTEEE AMD SEXY SHORT AND STACKED YESSSSSS +--- 634844685 +>>634844294 (OP) +Did nintendo know what they were doing? +--- 634844743 +Why is True Midna so much worsr than Imp Midna? +--- 634844830 +>>634844743 +The real question is, why are the separate characters in Warriors? Tall Midna should just be a different weapon so you don't need to level up both. +--- 634845014 +>>634844294 (OP) +Why don't we have a Midna figure yet, bootleg stickers posters and body pillows aren't enough for me +--- 634845051 +>fall in love with Imp Midna +>true form Midna is pure sex, but not the face you fell in love with +>can literally never ask her to change back into her imp form without her hating you because it's a degrading cursed form that reminds her of Zant +Midna gives me a complicated boner. +--- 634845103 +>>634844743 +same vibe +--- 634845205 +>>634844294 (OP) +Queen Midna toes in my mouth +--- 634845482 +>>634844294 (OP) +Why did she think Link was speechless he never said a word the whole time +--- 634845575 +>>634844685 +No +Her in game model isn't sexual at all and just looks like a cartoony little gremlin thing. They didn't intend for her to be the subject of so much fetishization +All that being said, goddamn I want to fuck the fan art versions of her +--- 634845620 +>>634845482 +We've been over this. Just because Link doesn't have on-screen dialogue doesn't mean he literally never speaks. His dialogue is just implied. + +Also, it was a joke. +--- 634845736 +>>634844294 (OP) +Sex with both forms at the same time +--- 634845830 +>>634845014 +sir you have an amiibo, imp midna will forever be bundled with wolf link +--- 634845882 +>>634845575 +>isn't sexual at all +--- 634845963 +>>634845575 +>>634845882 +>isn't sexual at all +--- 634845975 +>>634845575 +>Her in game model isn't sexual at all +Someone post the Hyrule Warriors webm. +--- 634846001 +>>634845575 +If at least 5 hours of your in-game playtime wasn't spent masturbating to the Midna ass when you turn into the Wolf Link form you didn't beat the game +--- 634846101 +>>634844294 (OP) +yeah, when are you gonna have sex? +--- 634846108 +>>634845882 +>>634845963 +Correct. She's about as sexual as Minnie Mouse. +--- 634846369 +>every other twili is an ugly night creature with fucked up proportions +>Midna is just a hot, tall woman with green skin + +ok +--- 634846436 +>>634846369 +Art imitates life. +--- 634846513 +>>634845575 +this +she isn't sexual at all until fanart and porn consumers distorted her and overwritten what she was just like Ankha +--- 634846523 +does she have to show off her imp curves in her hyrule warriors poses +--- 634846546 +>>634846369 +Pretty much all the Hylians who aren't Link or Zelda look grotesque as well. Look at Rusl, Ilia, and all the people who live in Kakariko. +--- 634846846 +>>634846546 +Rusl and Ilia aren't Hylian. +--- 634846864 +>>634844743 +She loses her brat energy for being a Queen + +Need to add Ara Ara to compete +--- 634846935 +>>634846513 +>total tsundere +>gets touchy-feely with Link after you save her +>moans when you dash +>playfully teases you throughout the game +>>she isn't sexual at all until fanart and porn +This is objectively false. +--- 634846960 +>>634845575 +>isn't sexual at all +--- 634846975 +my wife! +--- 634847258 +>>634844415 +the only actual 'skin' parts on midna are the light parts. the black parts are fused clothes, so no. no nipples. +--- 634847560 +>>634846369 +Why else do you think she became princess? +--- 634847604 +>>634846108 +She is sexual to people with midget fetishes. +--- 634847728 +>>634846960 +>you just know +--- 634847771 +>>634847258 +If the black parts are clothes, then why is she also wearing clothes? +--- 634847787 +>>634846935 +>total tsundere +wrong, she only uses Link to get what she wanted and the ending proved it, she got what she wanted and left. + +>gets touchy-feely with Link after you save her +she rides Wolf Link's back for the whole game. those touchy-feely moments were emotional manipulation + +>moans when you dash +nope, its an exclamation of surprise from Midna being bored during idle and only happens you idle for a while + +>playfully teases you throughout the game +you meant snark, not playfully teases, there is a difference + +95% of people whole "liked" Midna saw the porn first and then "played" the first 5 minutes of Midna being properly introducted +all your "objectively true" has been debunked +--- 634848014 +>>634847787 +Playing Twilight Princess was what ever got me into porn to begin with because I wanted to see more Midna after I saw she was objectively perfect, cope and seethe Zant +--- 634848059 +>character is snarky and mischievous +>"SHES SEXUAL!!" +--- 634848114 +>>634847787 +>all your "objectively true" has been debunked +You are the superior autist. I will never again try to have a viewpoint that you don't personally understand. +--- 634848153 +I want a Hyrule Warriors 3. She was cute in that. +--- 634848174 +>>634844294 (OP) +Yes is she going to be in the new Zelda game?! :O +--- 634848418 +>>634845575 +idk, made me feel something as young adolescent. +--- 634848461 +>>634848059 +playful touching and teasing between men and women is called flirting if you're not an autist +--- 634848731 +>>634847787 +>>total tsundere +>wrong, she only uses Link to get what she wanted and the ending proved it, she got what she wanted and left. + +Holy shit, are you a genuine autist? If you can't understand the in-your-face subtext about Midna's tsundereness that has like the subtlety of a 20 tons truck speeding toward a freight train going the other way around, then you are, probably, literally autistic. + +I mean, not understand context to that point is one of the sign of undiagnosed autism. + +Past a certain point, ALL of Midna's body language and her choice of words and ellipsises imply that she feels something for Link, and is genuinely heartbroken by the need to fuck off. It's not some 145 IQ interpretation of the difference in meaning between words in three different languages, it's, like, made so obvious even small children could understand. Probably because Zelda always has children audience in mind. +--- 634848878 +>>634848731 +tl;dr lol +--- 634849971 +>>634844294 (OP) +>Questions? +My question is did you not play the game? The twilight princess was Zelda stuck in the twilight. +--- 634850079 +>>634849971 +Midna's game of origin, Twilight Princess, reveals her backstory as being the next in line to rule the Twilight Realm, making her the eponymous "Twilight Princess". However, the power-obsessed Twili Zant usurps the throne from Midna using powers granted to him by Ganon to turn their people into monsters. +--- 634850119 +>>634844294 (OP) +Actually this is Midna from Hyrule Warriors. +--- 634850314 +>>634850119 +Midlink based +Zelink is okay. +--- 634850317 +>>634849971 +--- 634850414 +>>634844294 (OP) +That's what she looks like? Why does everyone only post the goblin then? +--- 634850420 +>>634844743 +because you are a pedophile +--- 634850452 +>>634849971 +--- 634850564 +>>634844294 (OP) +UH....Actually, the game is called The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, because Zelda is the Twilight Princess. Idiot. +--- 634850986 +His problem? +--- 634851252 +>>634850986 +he was too based for this world +--- 634851298 +>>634850317 +>Link, I must tell you of a legend.... The Legend of Zelda, the Wind Waker HD.... +>Don't shoot them, Joel! They're the Last of Us, too! +>You can never stop us, Andross! We're team Star Fox 64 3D +>Dear Super Mario 64, please come to the castle. I've baked a cake +Why do games keep doing this shit +--- 634851431 +>>634848878 +Yes we know are you illiterate, autist +--- 634852000 +>>634851298 +>The princess of the twilight realm is called the Twillight Princess + +no idea why + +must be something weird +--- 634852315 +>>634844294 (OP) +Do you think Link still has dreams of him being in his wolf form? +--- 634852652 +>>634845575 +Yeah guys it totally isn't sexual at all. +IGNORE all the times the camera pretty much stops on her ass. +--- 634852753 +>>634844294 (OP) +Now draw her pregnant +--- 634852773 +>>634851431 +>we know are you illiterate +boy, do i have some news for you +--- 634853182 +>>634852652 +You can have rough and passionate lovemaking that results in impregnation without it being sexual. As Joey Wheeler once said, sex isn't all that sexy. +--- 634853312 +>>634853182 +Cannot fault that logic. +--- 634853567 +>>634844294 (OP) +When can I see her in real life? +--- 634853582 +>>634853182 +>sex isn't sexual +And that's my cue to take a break from 4chan for the day +--- 634853639 +>>634847771 +Underwear +--- 634853795 +>>634847258 +So why is she wearing something over her eyes and ears? Those are black as well +--- 634854161 +Midna turned me into a premature ejaculator. +--- 634854175 +>>634853795 +Mask +--- 634854474 +>>634854175 +Nah I choose to believe that there are still nipples in there, it's just Nintendo Magic that censors them +--- 634854508 +>>634849971 +Holy retard +--- 634854884 +heres your imp, bro + +>*pokes you* +>*laughs at you* +--- 634855440 +I did a photo shoot with my midna pillow. I'm going to edit them so that you can't see my face, I will probably post them on Sunday +--- 634855640 +>>634854884 +These guys were severely underused in Wind Waker +--- 634855732 +>>634854175 +>yes...YES! +--- 634855983 +>>634855440 +please don't +--- 634856250 +One simple scene could have stopped Skyward Sword from ever happening. +--- 634856338 +>>634856250 +Unaware of how shippers operate, huh? +--- 634856353 +>>634856250 +Midna/Link is a crack ship. Manga is non canon. Just as delusional as Malink fags +--- 634856656 +>>634856353 +>crack ship +I don't think you know what that means +--- 634857115 +>>634856353 +Marin is based you faggot +--- 634857781 +>>634855983 +My gf wants to see the reaction +It's out of my hands +--- 634857786 +>>634845882 +>>634845963 +If this is sexy to you then you gotta go out back and ol' yeller yourself +--- 634858168 +Eee Hee Hee +--- 634858460 +>>634845575 +>They didn't intend for her to be the subject of so much fetishization +It's a curse and blessing +--- 634858598 +>>634846975 +Cute and underrated +--- 634859117 +>>634847771 +I choose to believe it's paint or something. Concept art had her naked with fur. +--- 634859230 +>>634856250 +Based +--- 634859382 +>>634847771 +do you never wear a jacket over a t-shirt? +--- 634859586 +>>634854474 +>porn that simply makes naughty bits slightly darker, implying she was nude the whole time +--- 634859892 +>>634856353 +>Manga is non canon. +Official Nintendo Seal of Quality. +Mald. +--- 634860168 +>>634844294 (OP) +yeah hey what the fuck are these? its not hair right? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE +--- 634860207 +Twilight Princess is the worst 3D Zelda. +--- 634860251 +I like my Midnas tall. +--- 634860273 +>>634860168 +its hair +>>634860207 +that title belongs to skyward sword by a country mile +--- 634860337 +>>634860207 +--- 634860358 +>>634860273 +Nope. Twilight Princess is the worst 3D Zelda. +--- 634860410 +>>634860207 +>>634860358 +Reject H*lia propaganda. +--- 634860435 +my wife just left me please post your best twili midnas +--- 634860438 +>>634860168 +This is what you tax dollars are wasted on, folks. A PROPER ruler doesn't waste civilian funds on something so frivolous, a big nose helmet is sufficient for ME. +--- 634860467 +>>634860251 +>not liking both +--- 634860524 +>>634860337 +It doesn't matter if you like Midna. Twilight Princess is the worst 3D Zelda. +--- 634860569 +What's the best way to emulate Twilight Princess? +I just replayed through Majora's Mask for the nth time and it was just as incredible as I remember +I haven't played Twilight Princess since I was a kid on the Wii + +Also do we think Majora was tied into the Twili? +I hope they never really say because the mystery is what makes MM good. +--- 634860687 +>>634860569 +Why would you want to? It is the worst 3D Zelda. +--- 634860708 +>When Link kisses imp Midna in the manga +--- 634860818 +>samefagging this hard +--- 634860853 +>>634860168 +It's just a fancy headdress dude. It's hair. +--- 634860898 +>>634844294 (OP) +What do her feet smell like? + +Twili Midna not that ugly goblin +--- 634860969 +>>634846960 +My Mom took TP away from me because she didn't think the 'sexy little elf' was appropriate. +--- 634861009 +>>634860168 +It probabaly is. Nintendo designers need a assistant with a yard stick to hit them whenever they come up with ideas like this. +--- 634861035 +>>634860969 +Your mom wanted Link to herself +--- 634861069 +>>634860708 +>When Link kisses imp Midna in the manga +SOMEONE POST THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW +--- 634861112 +>>634844743 +She only appears at the end of the game while we hang put with her imp form for like 99% of the time +--- 634861141 +>>634844294 (OP) +Yes. Why isn't she seated on my face? +--- 634861148 +>>634844294 (OP) +Can’t spell Midna without mid. +Next. +--- 634861317 +>>634845051 +ah but what if +>she changes into it for a laugh +>she realizes you start acting weird and flustered when she did +>she now does it all the time to tease you and for fug +>>634860569 +gamecube original, fanmade texture pack optional, use real gc controller with usb adapter if you have it +--- 634861320 +>>634860467 +Midna is Midna. +I just like her tall form more. +--- 634861389 +>>634860969 +Based mom. +--- 634861732 +>>634860969 +I bet your mom was jealous Midna was hotter than her +--- 634861885 +>>634846864 +THIS +we need SMUG Midna (true) +--- 634862009 +>>634858598 +Most of the TP girls are underrated and under used. The GC Zeldas need a remake with better use of these characters +--- 634862152 +>>634862009 +Best I can do is TP WiiU with an extra side of bloom. +--- 634862340 +>>634862009 +Wind Waker needs to be turned into a finished product. +--- 634862362 +>>634861069 +--- 634862516 +>>634862362 +GIWTWM Midna I mean +--- 634862542 +>>634860207 +absolutely not, nothing will be as utterly obnoxious as skyward sword +--- 634862747 +>>634860687 +SS and WW are both worse. +--- 634862781 +>>634860207 +>worst 3d zelda +>botw exists +good game, worst zelda game. you cannot refute this +--- 634863256 +>>634862781 +It still wouldn't be the worst. By your own admission, BOTW is still a good game even if the Zelda aspects of it aren't even close to being the best. +Skyward Sword, on the other hand, is a bad game and a bad Zelda. +--- 634863586 +>>634850317 +O MY TWILIGHT PRINCESS +--- 634863682 +>>634860969 +>she didn't think the 'sexy little elf' was appropriate +I guess it is the first time we see him shirtless +--- 634863716 +Like my shirt, /v/? +--- 634863794 +>>634846960 +Midna is the sole reason why i turned into a cunnyseur <3 +--- 634863860 +>>634863794 +you’re a faggot for associating Midna with loli +--- 634863973 +>>634863860 +I don't care. Both are small, flat chested and have peachy ass. She's a loli in my book. Don't like it? Suck my 2 inch dick, faggot +--- 634863985 +why doesn't she have nipples? +--- 634864025 +Threadly reminder that Twili Midna is the true patrician choice, but you kids ain't ready for this discussion. +--- 634864084 +>>634844294 (OP) +>princess +>dressed as a harlot +explain this +--- 634864147 +>>634864084 +Please understand, she's from another realm +--- 634864153 +>>634864084 +No +--- 634864324 +>>634863973 +kys shortstack is different and superior to loli +--- 634864369 +>>634860569 +>I just replayed through Majora's Mask for the nth time and it was just as incredible as I remember +I had a blast the first time I played MM, but when trying to replay it I didn't have the patience to get through it. +I think it's because I'm getting older and when you're older you value your free time more, even though my life is empty and depressing. I feel like my time is being wasted when I have to start something over again because I missed a time-sensitive interaction or something. +I like MM and I'm glad to have experienced it, but I find it less replayable than the other titles. +--- 634864419 +>>634854076 +0 good art whether it be lewds or not +really wish more characters in other LoZ games made appearances +--- 634864546 +>>634864324 +Yeah if you're into midget hags which makes you a degenerate and a disgrace in the eyes of God. Loli is and always has been superiour in every single civilization throughout history of mankind. +--- 634864552 +>>634860569 +I actually thought there was going to be a TP sequel that elaborated on this. Link tries to find a way to the other realm while lore gets dropped on the usurpers and the stuff they made. +--- 634864609 +>>634860853 +Hottest true form art I've ever seen of her +--- 634864646 +Midna is Midna and can be enjoyed in either form. +--- 634864702 +>>634863985 +Shadow clothes. They cover your skin by becoming your skin. +--- 634864749 +>>634864324 +Midna is not a shortstack, regardless of revisionism +shortshack is a western term +--- 634864853 +>>634864084 +The Twili seem to bare a lot of skin, and some of their clothes are probably shadows that they've shaped with magic. +With some of the Twili you save it kinda looks like they're wearing shadow-togas, with the way that this guy only has one nip showing. + +Also Link only ever saw her as a little gremlin and she probably wanted to impress him. +--- 634865136 +>>634844294 (OP) +I heard Jack Garland left the bed when Midna suggested to get chaotic with him +--- 634865160 +>>634860569 +Wii U version is the best one, go with that. +--- 634865538 +>>634863860 +>>634864324 +Midna is a loli, deal with it. +Only normalfags disagree. +--- 634865728 +Professional Imp +--- 634865829 +>>634865538 +Based and true. +--- 634866057 +>>634864369 +>because I missed a time-sensitive interaction or something. + +Learn to time keep in the game. It's not that hard to do. Like for example you can do like several things on a Raomani Ranch loop besides get Epona, like: + +>Two free bottles +>Song of Storms +>Zora's Mask +>Captian Hat +>Romani Mask +>Garo Mask +>Bunny Hood +>Fat Bitch Heart Piece from Romani Ranch (Requires Mask of Truth and some patience though) +>I think you can do the Gorman song sidequest too , I think he's there on night two I forget + +All on a three day cycle just from getting Epona. Hell more if you're feeling frisky and decide to explore Great Bay a little after killing Mikau. +--- 634866108 +built for belly inflation +--- 634866472 +>>634844294 (OP) +Yes. How do I have sex with her? +--- 634866672 +>>634860168 +Her hair's magic. It does some crazy shit. +--- 634866779 +>>634866547 +This +--- 634866803 +Why is the Twilight Princess theme the best theme in the series? +--- 634866971 +>>634866803 +Midna leitmotif +--- 634867017 +>>634861035 +I love how much the grannies seem to like Midna +--- 634867230 +>>634866971 +I don't care if people think Midna's Lament is overrated, I love how it combines her and Link's leitmotifs. +>"While there is a tragic situation where Link is running through the rain carrying a dying Midna, it also foreshadows the fact that they will grow closer over time." -Toru Minegishi +If only they programmed it so it overrode the combat music and played continuously it would have been perfect. Not sure why they didn't do that for the HD remaster. +--- 634867372 +>>634860853 +>>634864609 +don't even remember the artist's name, way too late now since I have like a few hundred gb of random fucking images but I really should've made it a habit to save the artist name to filenames if I got them off pixiv or twitter +--- 634867545 +>>634867372 +FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK +--- 634867676 +>>634867230 +People think Lament is overrated? Really? I always just hear the complaint you mentioned. +--- 634867862 +>>634867545 +--- 634867898 +>>634867017 +Probably because she combines like a bunch of romance tropes. +>princess and the frog vibes +>beauty and the beast vibes +>princess and the rancher/knight +>star-crossed lovers shit +You could probably find more +--- 634868149 +>>634867862 +I can't believe how sexy true form midna is when she's drawn like this holy fuck +--- 634868390 +>>634868149 +This is one of the few "inbetween" form interpretations I like +--- 634868512 +>>634868390 +She's very cute +--- 634868801 +>>634868390 +I believe both midnas have their role +--- 634869024 +>>634868512 +>>634868801 +Of course, I'd love to see more Midnas like the one you posted but I never see many. +--- 634869091 +>>634869024 +Funny how she looks sluttier in these clothes when she was naked in the others +--- 634869278 +>>634844294 (OP) +Imp. +Only normies would pick her more boring form. +--- 634869289 +>>634860853 +>>634867372 +>>634867862 +>>634868390 +>>634869024 +are these all the same artist +--- 634869354 +>>634844294 (OP) +Why no Switch port? +--- 634869418 +>>634869289 +Is there a shoeless version? I wanna see her feet +--- 634869496 +>>634869278 +>limiting yourself to one wife +What are ya, some sort of Bible hater atheist? +--- 634869549 +>True Form fags still coping to this day +--- 634869602 +>>634848153 +AoC sucked. It was too derivative of BotW. +--- 634869621 +>>634850986 +>Start of the game +>Get slingshot +>Repeatedly shoot this little fucker in the face +I have not laughed that hard in a very long time. +--- 634869659 +>>634869289 +Yeah +https://twitter.com/AutoGiraffe/status/1632576320126484481 +--- 634869710 +>>634848153 +Sooga was such an amazing character and I can't tell you why. Shame he's a spinoff oc so he will never reappear again +--- 634869742 +>>634845975 +--- 634869849 +>>634868801 +Robed Imp Midna is underrated +--- 634870002 +>>634869849 +CUUUUUUUTE +--- 634870084 +>>634869659 +Do you think true form Midna can also do backflips like this? +--- 634870101 +>>634869849 +>manga was removed from archive +Fuck where do I read this now +--- 634870129 +>>634859586 +Based taste. +--- 634870220 +>>634870084 +There's no way she couldn't if she did it so nonchalantly right there +--- 634870343 +>>634867372 +>>634867862 +>>634868390 +Holy shit that's hot +--- 634870427 +>>634870101 +This actually isn't from the manga. + +Not the official manga, anyhow - it's a non-porn doujin that a fan made. +--- 634870597 +>>634870427 +>that smile +Cute! +--- 634870620 +>>634870427 +Oh shit. Well it looks bretty gud to me +--- 634871032 +>>634870597 +It gets cuter +>>634870620 +I think I've seen the artist go by both tak and karasuki, if I'm not mistaken. +He also did this >>634870343 +--- 634871170 +>>634871032 +Also this +--- 634871520 +>>634871170 +please fucking delete this i told myself i wasn't gonna fap for a week and this is gonna make me burst it's too lewd +--- 634871876 +>>634871520 +When is that week over? +--- 634872168 +>>634871876 +IN 4 DAYS STOP IT +--- 634872241 +>>634871520 +handholding... +without gloves +--- 634872338 +>>634872241 +That's illegal +--- 634872390 +>>634869418 +no +--- 634872518 +>>634872241 +--- 634872601 +>>634872168 +there more in this crop or is that the full pic +--- 634872692 +>>634872601 +I don't know +--- 634873484 +>>634861035 +Man, I would have paid so much for an official Midna sketch. Is this yours? +--- 634873760 +>>634873484 +Nah, just something I saved ages ago +--- 634874240 +>>634873760 +What a slut +--- 634874330 +>>634873760 +>uncensored not on their e621 +fuck I don't wanna dig through their twitter for this if it wasn't deleted by then knowing most artist's like to go on delete sprees the last 8 or so years when depression episode kicks in +--- 634874431 +>>634873760 +Artist? Their styles cute +--- 634874485 +>>634872168 +I believe in you anon. +Although I question why people who limit their fapping go on /v/ and not expect this level of degeneracy +--- 634874501 +>>634874330 +>>634873760 +FUCK so an uncensored version isn't around? +--- 634874620 +>>634874431 +Huffslove +--- 634874632 +>>634874501 +Sent :) +--- 634874791 +>>634874628 +The only bad thing about these grannies is that they jacked off OoT Zelda. +--- 634874909 +>>634874628 +I meant did you OWN that sketch goofball +>>634874620 +Oh SHIT I remember that thread, some guy had a chemist friend and the guy thought Midna's sweat would smell like Blackberries? Seems to optimistic, I can't imagine Midna sweat being really any different from regular Human sweat +--- 634874997 +>>634874485 +a-at least link has gloves on +--- 634875054 +>>634874909 +I just realized I didn't comprehend your post. I'm drunk. +--- 634875269 +>>634853182 +Why would you take the words of that jobber seriously +--- 634875320 +>>634874997 +You gotta use protection I guess +--- 634875375 +>>634875320 +ANON I BEG YOU STOP POSTING PLEASE +--- 634875410 +>>634874330 +>>634874501 +I put the Midna icon there. There ain't no pussy. +--- 634875575 +>>634875375 +You'll be okay, I don't have too much more +>>634871170 +Full page +--- 634875717 +>>634875410 +You bastard +--- 634875786 +https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5F1y2dppLvI&pp=ygUIbWlkbmEgYWk%3D [Embed] +--- 634875790 +>>634875410 +Post it anyway faggot, null crotch is just as good +--- 634876309 +>>634875575 +too lewd +--- 634876641 +How do you feel about arm hugs? +--- 634876742 +>>634876641 +....in public? +--- 634876879 +>>634875790 +Jannies are iffy so I don't know +--- 634877034 +>>634876879 +You can just catbox it you know +--- 634877050 +>>634876879 +just spoiler it +--- 634877072 +>>634876742 +That's the best place to do it +--- 634877110 +>>634877072 +b-but people will see! +--- 634877165 +>>634877034 +Oh yeah +https://files.catbox.moe/z8y38x.png +--- 634877517 +>>634877165 +Thank you doctor +--- 634877579 +>>634877165 +>>634877517 +--- 634877824 +>>634844294 (OP) +>Questions? +Yeah, how much for a rimmy? +--- 634877838 +>>634844294 (OP) +Why didn't Link marry her and have tons of kids with her? +--- 634877897 +>>634877110 +LET THEM +I'm out of arm hugs +--- 634877948 +>>634877165 +midna's tongue... +--- 634878159 +>>634877838 +One gold coin +Also she doesn't give them, she gets them +--- 634878169 +>>634877897 +>LET THEM +THAT"S PERVERSE +--- 634878239 +>>634878159 +'ooty +--- 634878393 +>>634878159 +>she gets them +I'm gonna go broke +--- 634878610 +>>634878159 +>not rupees +ONE JOB +--- 634878691 +>>634878159 +--- 634878742 +>>634878169 +Sometimes you just have to let the world know that you're the only one she allows inside of her heart +--- 634878824 +>>634878610 +>he doesn't know +--- 634878919 +>>634878159 +Lmao I meant to reply to +>>634877824 +--- 634879036 +>>634846975 +>>634858598 +Based Agithachads +--- 634879051 +>>634878824 +i want cheapies again. +Hard to DCA when you live in a kiked state that has a minimum requirement per transaction before it gets taxed +--- 634879218 +>>634878742 +fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +--- 634879394 +>>634879051 +Me too bro, I gotta put up with sales tax on top unless you either buy hilariously overpriced US stuff or $500 dollars worth at a time +--- 634879562 +-1 Midna image, but trust me when I say you have 100% seen it before. +--- 634879595 +>>634860207 +Wind Waker is worse and it's not even a competition. +>Verification not required. +--- 634879714 +>>634846975 +>>634858598 +>>634879036 +Was she a real princess, or was it autism? +--- 634879829 +>>634878742 +please tell me there's a set of this and it isn't a one off +--- 634880028 +>>634879218 +>fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +As if plain old fucking could be this intimate +--- 634880110 +>be playing Twilight Princess with my GF +>she notices that I get flustered whenever I see Midna, especially when she moans while riding you +>one day find my copy of Twilight Princess missing +>find my GF in bed, cosplaying as Midna +>totally horrible cosplay, barely even understood the character +>demand to know where my copy of TP is +>get back to playing while she washes off the body paint in the bathroom + +I'm glad we broke up. Annoying as hell. +--- 634880278 +>>634846975 +>was obsessed with gothic lolita when I played TP because of oreimo +>i found all the bugs for her for that reason alone +--- 634880356 +>>634879829 +He's done a handful of other Midna and Link pics, but I don't know if they're part of a set +--- 634880550 +>>634880356 +Men only want one thing and its beautiful +--- 634880552 +Sneed +--- 634880629 +>>634880110 +Based autist +--- 634880746 +>>634880552 +>>634880631 +--- 634880929 +>>634880110 +YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER +--- 634880976 +>>634880746 +The fuck is that +--- 634881059 +>>634880976 +Midna +--- 634881162 +>>634844294 (OP) +It only recently occurred to me, but those that like Midna possess deeply repressed fatherly instincts. (You) play the game protecting her and assisting in Midna's goals as a parent would, but most anons mistake this as more carnal love as opposed to offspring love since they're so unfamiliar with either. Just like how you wouldn't be sexually interested in Ellie from the TLOU since Joel takes over in a parental figure position and so do (You), the same applies to Midna. A disconnect happens though which causes anons to cross the wires of what is acceptable love to essentially Link and (You)r daughter. Perhaps it's the less human like form or more fantasy setting. Either way, please remove your mind from the gutters +--- 634881432 +>>634879714 +She's a princess to me +--- 634881575 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQHP-xJzvA4&list=LL [Embed] +--- 634881684 +>Midna thread +Here we go again +--- 634881723 +>>634880552 +>>634880631 +>>634880849 +>pink butthole +>teal glowing butthole +>black butthole + +Which is it bros? +--- 634881965 +>>634844294 (OP) +segs? +--- 634882016 +I wonder if the grannies played through the game themselves? +They probably just watched playthroughs. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DsYOVSTL9g [Embed] +--- 634882063 +>>634881723 +Teal +--- 634882151 +True Midna cunnilingus +--- 634882154 +>>634870220 +She's so tall though +--- 634882201 +>>634880110 +Fake but funny +--- 634882392 +Horny devs +--- 634882550 +>>634881723 +all of them +at the same time +i don't know how +but if three timelines had existed then three Midnas exist as well +--- 634882570 +This is what I think of your precious imp, v +--- 634882689 +>>634882154 +I want to eat her pussy +--- 634882697 +>>634882154 +I wanna see Tall Midna do a backflip +--- 634883671 +>>634882016 +I was at a con where they had a panel and they said they never finished BotW because they spent all their time playing with the horses. +--- 634883852 +>>634875575 +I found this karasuki comic being sold on ebay a long time ago, and now the artist has made it available for free +--- 634884148 +RRRAAAAGGGHHH +--- 634884214 +>>634884148 +you wish +--- 634884360 +>>634844294 (OP) +Is that bodypaint or just really skintight clothing?Also, is she wearing any underwear? +--- 634884436 +>>634882154 +What's it like to have a tall gf bros? +--- 634884464 +>>634844685 +yes +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQHP-xJzvA4 [Embed] +--- 634884810 +>>634854884 +anyone else jerk it to the drawings bleachedleaves made of these guys? +--- 634885124 +>>634844685 +Anal doesn't feel anywhere near as good as pussy +--- 634885289 +>>634885124 +It does with Midna +--- 634885496 +Good tsundere archetype. Got me hooked on the personality type. Wish I had more self-confidence to get a girl like that. +--- 634885643 +>>634858168 +Jesus christ. +is the game good? +--- 634885721 +>>634885643 +If you like mowing down the same enemies and bosses for hundreds of hours, sure +--- 634885828 +>>634883617 +best midna cutscene change my mind +--- 634885830 +>>634885643 +It's fun to slaughter hordes of enemies. Age Of Calamity had better combat though. +--- 634885918 +I LOVE MIDNA BLUE GLOWING ASSHOLE +--- 634886058 +>>634856250 +Lorewise or what? How exactly is Link not fucking Midna and marrying her the reason for skyward sword? Is there some lore I'm missing? +--- 634886284 +>>634881723 +TOP TIER +Black because it matches her shadow/skin markings and it's really hot to imply she was totally nude the entire time, you just couldn't see because they had to keep a T rating, it also looks cool +>HIGH TIER +Bioluminescent teal because that's just visually striking, also matches her blue markings +>MEH TIER +Pink because that's normie shit and doesn't match to anything +>SHIT TIER (LITERALLY) +Brown because that's just nasty +--- 634886294 +>>634885830 +Yeah, AoC really improved a lot of stuff about the gameplay (and the story), but I have to admit that I find myself enjoying the original HW more. +I liked AoC a lot, but I found myself missing the utter fanservicey craziness of so many characters from different games being crammed together +--- 634886486 +>>634886294 +Not to mention CIA. +--- 634886501 +>>634884436 +I once dated a 6'0" girl as a 6'4" man, it's pretty cool that you can both walk at a normal speed and get places quickly. Favorite part about being tall is just how much ground I can cover, my Mom is short and it's agonizingly slow having to walk any place with her. +--- 634886550 +>>634886284 +Black dont make my pp hard as the bioblue one +--- 634886740 +>>634886550 +Skill issue, try harder +--- 634886958 +Goodnight, Midnafags +--- 634886962 +>>634886550 +Glowing genitals are too far into sparkledog shit for me personally. I feel like they'd be really obnoxious to look at in real life. +--- 634887015 +>>634846960 +>>634846975 +They're both perfect. One of the funniest instances of TP is when you have bugs but select no and deny her and try to leave. She starts sniffing you intensely and pouting simultaneously and claiming how she knows you have bugs, ominously. +--- 634887443 +>>634886486 +Her too +--- 634888008 +>>634882154 +Is this the interspecies relationship dude? +--- 634888345 +>>634888008 +This? I don't think so, but I'm not sure +--- 634888481 +>>634888008 +>He lacks the knowledge +--- 634888618 +>>634886284 +>Black because it matches her shadow/skin markings and it's really hot to imply she was totally nude the entire time, you just couldn't see because they had to keep a T rating, it also looks cool + +Great taste. Not really a fan of the bioluminescent, nor when she's just a boring blue skinned lady +--- 634889086 +I love Zelda because it allows me to interact with exotic people that I would never see irl. The tree people, the fish people, the rock people, the women people, the bird people +--- 634889176 +Any of you Midna gentlemen also Yordle Enjoyers? +--- 634890083 +ok so maybe you can explain away the camera angles + +but why did they make her SOUND so sexual? +--- 634890146 +>>634890083 +Link's cockmusk arouses her +--- 634890820 +>>634890083 +When Link dashes her pussy and butthole are grinding up against him, that's all +--- 634891390 +>>634880631 +What is the biological purpose of a bioluminescent blue anus +--- 634891810 +>>634890083 +Even wonder why "Horse girls" are a little psycho and seem to like Horses a little too much? +They're feeling things that men don't feel, and she doesn't even have a saddle or wear pants to minimize direct contact +--- 634891902 +>>634891810 +Imagine having your back soaked in Midna squirt +--- 634892109 +>>634891902 +To think, she could have been at serious risk for Dehydration during TP and not once did the game ever SUGGEST to pack a canteen +--- 634892634 +>>634891390 +attract mates in a shadowy dark realm +--- 634893073 +secks +--- 634893197 +goodnight midner +--- 634893232 +>>634891390 +So you can easily find your way to it in the dark +--- 634893320 +>>634893197 +I wish I could take the protective cover off of mine but I'm sick right now, don't wanna get germs on my princess +--- 634893332 +>>634893197 +i respect your dedication i just dont like how much of a fag you are about it +but tell you what anon, a locally hosted ai midna robot would be fun +--- 634893391 +>>634893197 +How do you clean cum off it? +--- 634893451 +>>634893197 +>tfw genuinely considering buying this myself +--- 634893881 +post true midna already +--- 634894245 +>>634875410 +the fucking hips on her +--- 634894276 +>>634860969 +Really? Fuck your mom! God knows I did +--- 634894281 +>>634893451 +Do it. What happens if Nintendo ninjas take them down and it's gone forever? You just going to live in the timeline where you never hugged a fluffy, squishy Midna every night? Because I'm living in the timeline where I've had it by my side almost every night for a year and a half, and it's great +--- 634894548 +>>634882354 +jevil bro... +captcha: MMMDP +--- 634894906 +>>634860969 +she was right +--- 634894960 +Playing Gamecube Twilight Princess right now. + +Any cool glitches aside from early sacred grove I can do? I tried to do but failed +--- 634895076 +>>634888345 +This is what I was looking for. Thanks bro +--- 634895197 +For me it's +>midna_(true_form) solo feet order:score +--- 634895217 +>>634887443 +I didn't think I'd enjoy this game the first handful of hours but it managed to hook me for over 400+ hours + +Once the YL tingle and I think twili midna patch/dlc hit though I couldn't stomach farming that one bottom left MQ map anymore just to get characters up to max level. That and level +255 was the highest and the shitload of rupees needed to get there was more than the rupee cap x3 for each character, so the rupee glitch was a godsend. +Unfortunately I was made aware the fucking switch version removed that glitch so fuck revisiting this game when nearly 8 years later I entertained buying the definitive edition last year to play this alongside a friend that was mindlessly grinding this. + +shame too, the era of /v/ and /vg/ constantly having threads was fun for its time at least. Doubt AoC had as big of a target audience here when it released +--- 634895221 +>>634851252 +>showing the kids the sword moves +>beth acting thirsty the whole time, asks to see the thrust +>malo says "oh please, the thrust?" +he really was too based +--- 634895320 +>>634894960 +If you're familiar enough with the game to be aware of when a scripted event is going to happen, transform into wolf Link when you would normally be human and vice versa. The game loses its spaghetti almost every time with Link's model and it's always hilarious +Warning, if you do early sacred grove the game is basically impossible to beat after a certain point because the gorons that block the second dungeon just don't move for whatever reason and you have to be absurdly skilled to get past them, I couldn't do it +--- 634895447 +>>634893197 +I've entertained getting a daki multiple times but I just can't imagine having it and friends occasionally coming by and seeing it desu + +way too lazy to hide it or I'd forget but koro is pretty damn good choice for their midna and kindred daki art +--- 634895537 +>>634864324 +>>634863860 +Midna is a loli bodytype and she is on the smaller side too +--- 634895593 +>>634895320 +>>634894960 +Sorry misread that, meant AFTER you do early sacred grove. +There's a pretty cool entirely unrelated glitch that lets you have infinite bomb arrows for a short period of time, it's not at all hard just takes a lot of steps to pull off. Pretty fun to just have an endless bazooka https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-LFnviH9KQ [Embed] +--- 634895597 +>>634895447 +my gf uses her as a body pillow, its the best outcome +--- 634895612 +>>634860207 +lmao sure +--- 634895623 +>>634846975 +I love her platonically +--- 634895808 +>>634895447 +Well put in the effort for her, if I feel the need to hide her for some reason I have a sideways zip-up cover from a brand called "komodo" and so it's pretty quick and easy to put it both in and out of the color. But be warned I got the cream one that matches my bed sheets and it IS slightly transparent. Fooled my mom with poor eyesight but she didn't look closely either. +>>634895597 +>hug Midna from one side while GF hugs from another so you both make a Midna sandwich +Fucking BASED anon, you've made it +--- 634895929 +>>634854076 +she would be so hot but i can't get past the weird fishtail bangs +--- 634896125 +>>634885124 +Incorrect +--- 634896251 +>>634895597 +really made it big when the gf doesn't mind your degeneracy, long as you blow out her back instead of blowing everything onto the pillow to the point it can stand on its own +--- 634896320 +>>634860969 +Found the dude who had intelligent parents. Never thought I'd see it here. +--- 634896493 +>>634860969 +Don't blame her, Twilight Princess was basically my biggest sexual awakening. Not a chance in hell did I play that game with the door unlocked. +Although creeping on women in the community pool when I was 12 was definitely another big one +--- 634896537 +>>634860969 +Agitha wasnt that sexy +--- 634896634 +>>634896493 +when I was a kid my swim teacher's pubes poked out of her bikini bottoms and I would stare at them all lesson. in retrospect I think she was doing it on purpose +--- 634896746 +>>634896634 +Same but my older sister for me +--- 634896793 +>>634896634 +That's genuinely my favorite kink, I would have exploded right there and then even as a 26 year old now +--- 634896859 +Stop looking at her butt you're embarrassing her. +--- 634897097 +find someone to hold you like this +--- 634897341 +>>634881059 +what if zelda were a girl +--- 634897945 +>>634893320 +why are midna and zelda princesses and not queens? +--- 634898049 +>>634897945 +They haven't been married to King Link yet +--- 634898096 +>>634897945 +king david didnt have a queen +thats a heathen practice +--- 634898186 +>>634897896 +didnt that one guy make a tool to easily draw her helmet +--- 634898275 +POV: my wife walked in on my wife presenting my wife to me +--- 634898294 +>>634898186 +Yes, and it's hilariously obvious when someone uses it because there's almost always style clash in the linework +--- 634898315 +βiق f卂T sex wIᵗh i∂NA +--- 634898376 +>>634844830 +Different movesets, different weapon and she isn't restricted to using the Fused Shadow like in her imp form. +--- 634898412 +>>634898315 +what? +--- 634898541 +I've been using chatbots for the last week to have midna belittle me and eat me +--- 634898560 +>>634898412 +i think it says beach secs with midne +--- 634898563 +Why is Midna (imp form of course) the single most erotic character ever created in the Zelda franchise? +--- 634898584 +describe sex with midna + +both forms +--- 634898621 +>>634898541 +I want to do this not the vore part but the AI chatbox, but I don't know which one won't later use the logs to black mail me down the line. +--- 634898848 +>>634876879 +>Midna became Qo/v/ +>Rouge became Ms. /aco/ +Is this the year of shortstacks? +--- 634898876 +>>634898584 +Very aggressive, there's going to be a lot of emotions involved, things aren't going to be very pretty, foreplay just isn't happening, and she'll be surprisingly hygienic. +11/10 experience will leave your balls and your mind completely drained +--- 634898973 +>>634897945 +Nintendo doesn’t care about Zelda lore +--- 634898989 +>>634898848 +ive had this short stack obsession ever since november of last year when this semon demon was DRG employee of the month +--- 634899062 +>>634898989 +shortstacks are a way of life +just played a game where you get to fuck one and then her dwarven shortstack sister joins in +--- 634899084 +>>634898848 +>Rouge became Ms. /aco/ +hold on, redpill me on this +--- 634899131 +>>634844743 +Because true Midna looks like a fucking ugly pajeeta. +Indian women are almost as ugly as black women. +--- 634899217 +>>634899131 +Indian women are quite possibly one of if not the ugliest race of women on the planet +--- 634899293 +>>634899217 +There's like on subclass that was high up in the Caste system from what I can tell that are some of the finest women in the world. +I'd happily make one my wife but I don't think my cultural values and status would be very appealing to them culturally. +--- 634899301 +>>634899217 +>Indian women are quite possibly one of if not the ugliest race of women on the planet +--- 634899447 +>>634899084 +The person who made the co-op is planning to continue mrs. /aco/ after the one from 2021. He made a "make up" for 2022 just recently to proceed later on 2023 this year. It didn't have that much attention (less than fifty people voting for vidya, cartoon and anime characters) but the elite 8 consisted of this: +https://files.catbox.moe/zjuu6e.png +So as I stated, Midna and Rouge's victories are clear evidence of how powerful shortstacks can be. Furthermore by it being held somewhere else Midna can easily rejoin and campaign again. +--- 634899683 +twilight princess but midna gives link a bj for every mirror piece he finds +--- 634899714 +>>634899447 +why was a make up for that year required, what happened? +--- 634900013 +>>634899084 +>>634899714 +Let me repost what I said yesterday in a Rouge thread. +So you guys know about the annual tournaments for characters held in /co/ and /v/? You know, King and Queen of /v/, stuff like that. Well there was a Ms. /aco/ for 2021. Unfortunately the host was not available last year and so we (the tournament board called /tnt/) decided to do a small and quick tournament to make up for it. People can nominate whoever they wanted, but of course, you can't post everyone on /aco/ Anime characters have to be drawn by Eastern artists and furries have to be humanised. Well people campaigned for Rouge and used normal art of her. It went well for a few days but then suddenly a tranny janny woke up and banned every Rouge poster. That was awful. Anyways, the tournament ended and the Elite 8 is posted by that Midnanon. Pretty kino results if you ask me. +TL;DR Rouge won Ms. /aco/ 2022. +Also I made this OC. It was the only OC in the tournament. +--- 634900641 +>>634899714 +It felt weird proceeding to 2023 while leaving just an empty slot for 2022. Either way, it didn't get a lot of hype because the elite 8 from that ms. /aco/ can come back (except Rouge) for 2023. +>>634900013 +Oh right I forgot about that. Pretty funny the winner is something they don't tolerate there and now the jannies have to carry with that fact forever. It makes Rouge's victory a thousand times funnier in my opinion. Also kudos to your dedication. +--- 634901014 +ok all the midnafags have coomed themselves to sleep + +agithabros its time +--- 634901146 +>>634901014 +nein +--- 634901334 +Why can't I resist this stupid imp slut? I've fapped to her three fucking times tonight and I want to do it again. No other video game character makes me a coomer like Midna does. +--- 634901335 +>>634900013 +>>634900641 +>2022 was the year of shortstacks and we didn't know it +--- 634901589 +>>634901334 +--- 634901654 +his endgame? +--- 634902230 +>>634901334 +>only three +beat the guy that "died" to Palutena +--- 634902463 +>>634900641 +Thanks anon. Anything for shortstacks. Needless to say I also made OC for Midna too last year. +--- 634902539 +>>634902463 +Post it, Queen 2022 was really fun and had a lot of good stuff +--- 634902614 +>>634901654 +Luring Link into a conflict and killing him. He says he follows the strongest side, so dangling Colin in front of Link was another way to goad Link into a direct confrontation with him. Once he realizes he's soundly defeated in the castle, he gives over the keys +--- 634902879 +>>634902230 +Post a sexy butt pic of Midna and I'll do a 4th +--- 634902910 +>>634902539 +I made a few. Also yeah Queen was actually better than King last year imo. +--- 634902918 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksHrg_tSGqw&t=88s [Embed] + +how come ganons so mean +--- 634902987 +>>634902879 +Alright, an oldie but a goody +--- 634903083 +>>634902987 +That'll do I'm hard +ROUND 4 LET'S GO +--- 634903194 +>>634902879 +been trying to post this one but it keeps failing +--- 634903286 +>>634902910 +Another one. Man Jack is lucky. +--- 634903327 +>>634902463 +>>634902910 +I remember this one. Excellent work, Rougebro. +--- 634903409 +>>634903286 +that pose.... +--- 634903593 +>>634903194 +Fuck this one's really hot getting close will finish to it +--- 634903948 +>>634902230 +Just finished round 4 to this pic >>634903194 +My balls hurt and a surprising amount of cum came out. The imp succubus has drained me again. +--- 634904029 +>>634903327 +Thank you Midnabro! +>>634903409 +Call it an, unintentional reference. +>>634903948 +ouch lol +--- 634904236 +>>634899217 +I think that it's Abos. +Indians are definitely up there though. +--- 634904253 +Imagine if Midna sat on your face haha you'd be suffocating under her sweaty imp cheeks ewwwww lol hahaha +--- 634904391 +>>634902987 +i made that into a wallpaper as a valentines day gift to a girl i loved. she loved me back but due to factors out of my control it ended in disaster and i wanna share it with others who may appreciate it more than her +--- 634904558 +>>634904429 +Big ol' eyes +--- 634904634 +>>634846513 +you stupid faggot Nintendo pushed sex appeal in their games so fucking hard in 2000's + +Krystal in Star Fox Adventures, Zero Suit (aka catsuit) Samus in Metroid and Smash, Midna + +Midna is dogshit character created solely for fanservice reasons btw +--- 634904716 +>634904634 +This is it. The most retarded poster on the board right now. Congratulations. +--- 634904717 +>>634901335 +Every year is shortstack year +--- 634905250 +>>634899217 +>hasn't seen Australian Aboriginals +--- 634905862 +>>634861148 +>Next. +Probably you not graduating from high school-tier comedy +--- 634908560 +>>634852753 +>Now draw her pregnant + Already exists…look up the artist Dandonfuga for the pic +--- 634909068 +>>634899217 +I knew one in college that had amazing mommy body. Big ass and big fat stonking G cup tits, got hit on by spics all the time because they thought she was a spic. + +Basically changed by view entirely, there is such a thing as a hot Indian woman. +--- 634909723 +What if that curse effected Zelda? +--- 634909805 +>>634909723 +what if that curse affected Link +--- 634909887 +>>634903327 +>>634904029 +Zant and Knuckles won't be happy about this. +--- 634910045 +>>634909723 +--- 634910152 +>>634909805 +--- 634910232 +hey guys what's going on in this thre... +--- 634910292 +What if Link was betrayed and trapped? +--- 634910556 +>People what to fuc a gremlin instead of a giant tity demon +Are you gay or something +--- 634910574 +>>634854175 +Damn, I forget that TP had top-tier facial animation for its time. +--- 634910592 +I am going to Midna +--- 634910708 +>>634910556 +>instead +If I could fuck both at the same time, I would die happy +--- 634910750 +>>634845575 +>isn't sexual at all +--- 634910943 +>>634885643 +It's mindless combat where you slaughter hundreds of enemies at a time. It's fun, but you need to turn your brain off. +--- 634911104 +>>634911084 +I'd be proud +--- 634911628 +>>634911084 +Why would she do this? +--- 634912442 +>>634911628 +She has a small exhibition/punishment fetish +--- 634913325 +Ah Yes the Good Old Times when Zelda Pandering to Men and not to Trannys like Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom +--- 634913489 +>>634910556 +>a gremlin or a giant tity demon +--- 634914274 +>>634914140 +>cuts off at would you mind coming +based but kinda wished it was the entire scene +TP really does have some special moments with midna +--- 634914326 +>>634914274 +--- 634914381 +>>634864749 +Yeah, and japanese faggots are not faggots because it's a western term +--- 634914403 +>>634844294 (OP) +why does she like anal so much? +--- 634914657 +>>634914403 +Shortstack prerequsite +--- 634914793 +>>634914326 +nice, ty +--- 634914807 +For me it's both. +--- 634915130 +>>634914807 +--- 634916550 +Midnya +--- 634918873 +>>634917509 +--- 634919060 +>>634914403 +bratdoms want to be put in their place +--- 634920641 +>>634844294 (OP) +Why does this sexpest turn into a fat hag?? +--- 634921868 +She's supposed to be some kind of gremlin monkey, you aren't supposed to be sexually attracted to her miniature form. +--- 634922169 +>>634860168 +It's hair that comes out from the back of her headdress and loops back towards the front. +--- 634922354 +>>634860207 +/thread +--- 634922509 +large ass diff --git a/v/634864290.txt b/v/634864290.txt index f06c9d57c10313bbf9f1095ed52012b81d2850d9..6c38d99bd2fbdd399c60cc2bb30d206ee7028902 100644 --- a/v/634864290.txt +++ b/v/634864290.txt @@ -509,3 +509,692 @@ Actual mental illness. --- 634884352 >>634884110 also this scene never happens ingame, nor something remotely similar +--- 634884527 +naming my own characters is the best part of any RPG, I never get over having the world saved by some guy named Ray. +--- 634884571 +>crono because he's the main character +>ayla because she's the sexiest girl +>robo because he rounds out the other two the best +yep it's gaming time +--- 634884729 +>>634864290 (OP) +I really like Mallow, but I hate that he essentially becomes irrelevant once Bowser joins your party +--- 634884783 +>>634883727 +It barely even has gameplay. May as well be a visual novel. It’s easy brain dead slip that a blind retard could finish by mashing one button +--- 634884790 +I'll never play this game again but I did like it. I'll never play chrono cross again, I didn't like it. +--- 634884831 +>>634884790 +congrats, you're just like 95% of CT fans +--- 634885486 +>>634869112 +for me it's +>Crono, Marle, Lucca +Crono, his waifu, and his megane best friend started the adventure together so they finish it together after Crono is revived +>Marle, Frog, Magus +After Crono dies, Marle has a character arc and takes charge, then gets Frog and Magus to put off their final duel until after Lavos is defeated. +--- 634885913 +>>634884729 +SMRPG modders #1 favorite boy apparently. Just about every single SMRPG Romhack overbuffs him +--- 634887229 +>>634885913 +What are some good romhacks for SMRPG? +--- 634888995 +Frog is my go to leader of the party once Crono dies +Just feels right +--- 634889329 +>>634864290 (OP) +His sword makes up for his attack power for crit. +It's always been Chrono, Frog, Robo for me anyway. +Magus joins too late to make use of him. +--- 634889587 +>>634865550 +>>634866112 +Chrono Trigger was such an easy game that if you weren't playing with your real niggas or chose team based on minmax hypotheticals, you need to rope immediately. +--- 634889825 +>>634866361 +cringe garbage pointless reply +--- 634889857 +>>634889587 +What does that have to do with the posts you replied to? +--- 634890447 +>>634882673 +You will never know what it feels like to have Ayla furiously fuck your semen out of your penis and into her cunt +--- 634890605 +>>634870402 +This always ends up my final team. I just prefer Ayla to Robo. +--- 634890929 +>>634884729 +Mario/Bowser/Peach is the patrician's party anyway. +>But muh Gen-ACK +--- 634890941 +>>634867418 +don't talk shit about my friends who happen to be a robot and a frog. bros before hoes +--- 634891023 +>>634890941 +fug meant to quote this faggot >>634882673 +--- 634891130 +>>634890941 +>picking robo because minmax +>picking marle because shes cute +both cringe +>picking robo because he's the actual cutest +based +--- 634891219 +>>634864290 (OP) +You picked him because he was a cool ass frog, not because of his place in a spreadsheet for a game tuned for ages 6 and up. +--- 634891373 +>>634866361 +>he doesn't play the hardtype mod +L O L +Try it, it's pretty fun. I never thought it went too far into the bullshit either +--- 634891450 +>>634866112 +Marle can doubletech steal with Ayla which is pretty awesome way of getting rainbow gear and other rare items. This refutes your point and proves you are just a try hard hating with some weird axe to grind on Marle. Imagine being this autistic about CT. +--- 634891462 +>>634867202 +For me, it's Ayla, Frog, and Robo. +--- 634891573 +>>634891130 +i like ayla, frog and robo. i kill magnus on every playthrough +--- 634891589 +>>634864290 (OP) +>Crono Marle Lucca +casual player who just picks the most story-relevant characters and isn't minmaxing + +>Crono Marle Frog +dude who picked a team based on the fact that they're on the cover of the game + +>Crono Frog Magus +edgelord who doesn't want to play as girls + +>Crono Ayla Robo +autist minmaxer who read on the internet that this team is at the top of a tier list in a game designed for children to beat + +>Crono Ayla Lucca +chad who roleplays as Crono and surrounds himself with the best girls +--- 634891641 +>>634891573 +>i kill magnus on every playthrough +Based. The kino one-on-one fight with the music on the cliff edge is worth it. Magus kind of sucks anyways +--- 634891674 +>>634891450 +Yeah okay shes a charmbot, and what does that have to do with her haste being shit? Sounds more like you're upset someone called Marle shit to me. +--- 634891723 +>>634891573 +>I kill Magnus on every playthrough +Incredibly based. Only losers like that brooding nigger and he disrespected Chrono in death. +--- 634891786 +>>634891674 +I accept your concession. Think a little bit more next time you say something stupid +--- 634891825 +>>634891786 +Take your own advice retard, and try projecting less next time. +--- 634891883 +>>634891825 +>No you +Sorry, but I just checkmated you +--- 634891993 +>>634876381 +She could crush your skull with her thighs, she's jacked. Also to make up for how she doesn't get any traditional magic as she's not tainted from Lavos spunk. +--- 634892003 +>>634864290 (OP) +IMAGINE not using Frog and Magus as your partners to kick Lavos's ass +--- 634892134 +>>634864290 (OP) +>>character's main feature is +having the best theme song +https://youtu.be/UVuNd8T6PFw [Embed] +--- 634892452 +>keep Crono dead +>kill Magus +>tell Robo to farm for that one NPC and never pick him back up ever again +>go kill Lavos with the harem squad of Frog and his 3 bitches +--- 634892515 +>>634876658 +Steam version is trash prone to random crashing. It is trash. Emulate the DS version or the original SNES version for best experience. +--- 634892957 +>>634891589 +>Crono Frog Robo +Bros before hoes +--- 634893080 +>>634891589 +Fuck off i discovered in my first playthrought that eagle (crono+ayla) and robo healing is op during first fight with big t-rex,seriously this composition should be a common knowledge +--- 634893284 +>>634865550 +>>634864290 (OP) +Crono/Ayla/Frog is the best party. Great damage, AoE heal, status heal, can steal. Robo is overrated desu +--- 634893676 +>>634866361 +Seething Marlefag. +She won't fuck you, she's getting plowed by Crono already. +--- 634893691 +>>634893284 +What do you need to steal in this game besides pills in last area for the sake of grinding? Late sidequest give you enough accesories +--- 634893963 +>>634864290 (OP) +My endgame party is Magus/Lucca/Robo so I can spam Omega Flare on every boss battle. +--- 634894114 +Every single party is viable, the game isn't hard at all, so I like to do themed playthroughs +>all dudes +>all grills +>all magic +>all melee +Such a great game. +--- 634894160 +>>634893963 +That shit's OP. With the prism specs and sunglasses you can easily make it do 7-8k damage. And that's without max magic on anyone. +--- 634894353 +>>634891373 +>the game is so fucking easy you have to mod it for it to not be braindead +L M A O +--- 634894508 +>>634894353 +just like your mom +--- 634894562 +>>634884527 +>Ray + Ray? More like Gay amirite fellas? Lololol pwned btfo fpbp /thread +--- 634894623 +>>634894508 +My mom is shit, so chrono trigger is shit? +good thing I played the superior SNES jrpg then +And no, I don't mean EB, i mean the OTHER superior SNES jrpg, and no I don't mean FF6 I mean the OTHER superior SNES jrpg, and no I don't mean Secret of Mana, I mean the OTHER.... +--- 634894648 +>>634864290 (OP) +CAN YOU HEAR IT? +--- 634895404 +>>634894648 +>Mine name is Glenn! Cyrus' hopes and dreams... and now the Masamune... +>Forthwith I shall slay Magus and restore honor! +--- 634895885 +>>634893691 +You can steal all sorts of good shit, including haste helm, prism dress, golden studs, enough tabs to max everyone's speed, loads of elixirs, etc. +>need +You don't need to do anything, but it's useful and fun. Combine that with good damage and healing and I think Ayla is the best party member overall. Plus, she cute. +--- 634895903 +>>634872952 +I'd say the steam version. Its the DS version but on PC, and no monster arena. There use to be issues with it, but they patched them out (after a MASSIVE fan outcry, it was the first time I've seen /v/ and game journalists agreed on anything) I personally don't have problems with it +--- 634896257 +>>634894623 +Evermore? +--- 634896281 +>>634883592 +Magus Lucca Marle +Chuuni harem modo plus coolest triple-tech + +Crono Frog Ayla +What do a cavewoman & the eiffel tower have in common? +--- 634896385 +>>634894648 +FUCKING KINO + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vUtM9iySqg [Embed] +--- 634896528 +Friend bought me this for xmas, it was his favorite game of all time. Never really played JRPGS, never had an SNES (skipped it from NES to N64), and I am so glad he did this. + +This game is amazing. It's the definition of soul. It's well written, gives you just enough info to point you in the right direction so you never feel lost, and has so much depth of it's characters. The only problem with it I'd say is that it's a bit too easy, the only real challenges are some bosses and some gimmicks. Other than that, it's flawless. + +Frog is best character. Magus is second most interesting. Chrono, Frog, Magus is best team. +--- 634896549 +Young me never forgot how badass it was that Frog cut a fucking mountain in half with the masamune, shit was so cash +--- 634896669 +>>634889857 +>her Haste spell is a litmus test for those who are too dumb to realize why its shit +not that anon, but it's this: choosing to min max over having a cool frog-knight is poor judgment +--- 634896738 +>he let Lucca's mom get ground up +--- 634896885 +Frog is one of the best vidya characters ever. What a badass. Ayla and Robo kick ass also. +--- 634896937 +This game had a lot of bullshit segments that were pretty much impossible without a strategy guide. Hell the fucking FIRST major event at the carnival thing you will 100% fuck up without a strategy guide. +>Marle goes to get cotton candy or whatever +>If you so much as wiggle the D-pad in ANY fucking direction it auto fails the court segment later because you were impatient and rushed Marle +>WHO THE FUCK WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS +--- 634897028 +>>634896937 +daily reminder the court segment was the most revolutionary part of this mediocre ass game +--- 634897093 +>>634896937 +I just played through it for the first time totally blind, and have no idea what you're talking about. I was under the impression you were always going to be railroaded at the trial. Can you not get found guilty? + +The entire game gives you enough hints that even some more obtuse 'puzzles' are solvable blind. I will say some fights I had to lose once to get the feel for it (FUCKING GOLEM), but I never once looked up the answer to any of my questions and just played the game. +--- 634897126 +>>634896937 +>that one boss fight that you had to use cyclone slash or whatever on to get rid of the wind the boss built up or else you eat a dick +How the hell were you supposed to know without a guide. Some others you could semi guess your way through but +--- 634897169 +>>634896738 +Honestly I don't think that segment really fit with the rest of the game. The game's time travel rules are pretty fucky but for the most part it kind of has a thing like "if you go back in time and one little thing in the past changes then the entire future is completely fucking different". But in that segment you go back to a very specific moment in time and fix a very specific thing and get a very specific result that ends up making things objectively better. Always felt pretty weird +--- 634897191 +>>634897093 +>Can you not get found guilty? +Uh, yes? if you do everything right at the carnival you will be found innocent, but due to plot you still get locked up but in your cell I believe they leave some presents for being a good boy so you get rewards. + +No one fucking did it right blind because BUY THE GUIDE GOY +--- 634897198 +>>634896885 +the animation that this fan art is based on is my favourite sprite animation in any video game. you know the one. she goes so fuckin hard. +--- 634897208 +>>634896937 +She told you to wait for her, retard. Also im pretty sure the court segment counts the good and bad things you did and the only thing you get is some item as a gift in the prison. Also im pretty sure you have to try to leave 3 times in order for the shopkeeper's testimony to appear that you were rude to her. Did you also steal the chicken? Why didnt you find that girl's cat? +--- 634897278 +>>634897169 +yeah, it's odd that it isn't explained at all. You get a different color portal, and Robo seemed to know that it was going to happen. It also happened immediately after the whole discussion about the time travel portals, with Robo theorizing it had to do with memories. I suspect maybe Lucca/Robo created them at some point? Robo didn't vanish at the end, which seems like another hint to this. +--- 634897283 +>>634897208 +>She told you to wait for her, retard. +Which from a video game mechanic point of view literally meant "don't touch the D pad for like 10 entire seconds" + +any normal player would have just tried to move or something out of curiosity or assumed it was a cheeky line of dialogue, not just stare at the screen assuming something is going to happen UNLESS you read a guide +--- 634897349 +>>634897191 +Or maybe it's a way for you to change in NG+? I don't know what you get for it, but you clearly dont NEED those items so why are you complaining? +--- 634897368 +>>634897283 +>get it wrong +>find out later you got it wrong +>do it right next time +wow +the horror +--- 634897420 +>>634897368 +>>634897349 +[+5 1990s coins have been deposited in your bank account] +--- 634897437 +>>634897283 +>any normal player would have just tried to move or something out of curiosity +Nah, im pretty sure I waited. +Now the "stolen" chicken or whatever lunch that is just there waiting to be taken, now that was some good bait by the game. +--- 634897590 +>not changing teams based on whoever seems like a good personality fit for the current mission +Ngmi +--- 634897632 +>>634865550 +>Robo does all of that but better. +I justified using Frog over him with Robo's poor magic defense. It wouldn't do having the team healer get fucked by spellcasting enemies not that the game really presented that many scenarios where this could have happened, CT is pretty simple and straightforward +--- 634897639 +>>634896738 +I didn’t know what to do when I was a kid and the sickening crunch when it happens was traumatizing. +--- 634897734 +>>634897283 +Your first impulse is to do something, and she insists again that you wait for her. I think most people should pass that test, even I did. +Either way the difference all these decision points make up is just whether sympathizers leave a bag of a couple ethers in your cell that you'll never need. +--- 634897770 +>>634897126 +There's a guy at the inn who tells you about it. +--- 634897859 +>>634864290 (OP) +Everybody post your main guys. For me, it's +>Frog +>Ayla +>Robo +--- 634897898 +>>634864290 (OP) +Imagine not just spamming falcon hit and spire +--- 634897932 +>>634893284 +My man, I love this team setup. + +CT isn't challenging enough to require the best of anything, just go with characters who you like and you'll never be disappointed. Except maybe Marle. +--- 634897971 +>>634897859 +best squad. why not use the wackiest characters? the game lets you lol. +--- 634898050 +>>634866112 +jesus christ the amount of waifufag cope over something that is objective fact, this is like trannies getting told there is only 2 genders and chimping out +--- 634898142 +I love this game so much. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5lD4yA4diA [Embed] +--- 634898257 +>>634897590 +This. +--- 634898334 +>>634864613 +You have to launch it and hit New Game. I know, it's not the easiest. +--- 634898337 +>>634866361 +So why waste time with bad status spells like haste when spamming big attacks always works and is faster +--- 634898447 +>>634870867 +robo is so fucking based jfc +--- 634898703 +>rename Frog -> Glenn +>Marle -> Nadia +>Robo-> R-66Y +>Magus-> Janus + +Yep, it's gaming time +--- 634898825 +>>634897859 +>Lucca (becomes party leader after Crono dies) +>Frog (kills Magus) +>Robo (is a robot) + +Team Kino +--- 634898828 +>>634890929 +Genofags clogging the fucking board with "Here's why Geno should be in Smash" type threads for 2+ years every time a new Smash Bros. anything is announced has made me genuinely hate the character and in the two times I've replayed SMRPG since then I've avoided using him. +--- 634898946 +>>634898828 +geno is literally a child's self insert gary-stu lmfao +--- 634898992 +>>634898703 +I'm glad I'm not the only one that did this after the first playthrough +--- 634899356 +>>634892452 +absolutely sociopathic but it does make for a compelling "Frog is the main character he just shows up late" argument. +--- 634899559 +>>634894648 +this animation must be preserved. +--- 634900014 +Shit game. Strictly for pedophiles. Same with dbz and other pedo animu. +--- 634900056 +Anyone tried any CT rebalance mods? Sounds like an interesting concept. +--- 634900159 +>Chrono Cross exists + +FUCK +--- 634900197 +>>634865934 +By the end of the game it was Chrono, Marle, and Magus. +--- 634900297 +>>634865934 +I just don't see how you can't place Frog at top. He has the best story, fits any role, and is either a drunken asshole, shakespeare, or noble knight +--- 634900347 +>>634896885 +Pretty great taste you got. +--- 634900803 +>>634898703 +Are you me? +--- 634900996 +>>634894648 +I want Crono in Smash just so they can put Frog in Smash. I mean, obviously everyone just wants Frog, but it would be weird if he got in and Crono didn't. IMAGINE how hype the reveal trailer would be. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFBlzu96RkU [Embed] +--- 634901056 +>>634900996 +Smash is for gaming icons (and the FE characters that got in before their game came out) +no one knows these fucks +--- 634901141 +>>634901056 +wow +--- 634901461 +>>634901056 +It's one of the highest rated games of all time? +--- 634901581 +>>634901056 +>100+ reply thread about how much everyone loves Chrono Trigger characters +>"no one knows these fucks" + +go back to the shadow realm. +--- 634902370 +>>634882956 +>I use marle because she is the mc’s wife and frog because he is my nigga +You also used Garnet, Steiner and Vivi in FF9, right? +Boring faggot. +--- 634902446 +>>634893284 +Crono, Robo and Ayla is objectively the best party. +Any other answer and you're a filthy casual. +--- 634902662 +>>634900056 +Been meaning to try this one +http://ngplus.net/index.php?/forums/topic/1016-chrono-trigger-valeria-20-re-balance-mod/ +--- 634903378 +>>634866112 +All the shit replies to this post remind me of how far /v/ has fallen +This is a high tier autism post, this is the kind of shit that gamers need more of if anything and instead everyone is just "lol gaem is ez ur dumb" + +You guys are all niggers +--- 634903436 +You know what would be sweet as hell? If for Chrono Trigger's 30th anniversary all of the party members got into Dragon Ball Fighter Z as a special DLC. ArcSys will have my heart forever if they make that happen. DAll they need to do is ask Toriyama and he'll be all like "yeah whatever bro I'm nearly dead n shit". Easy as. +--- 634903509 +>>634864613 +You have to have the right mindset. Maybe you'll be in it the next time you give it a good, because the game really is fantastic. As long as you remember that Lucca and Robo best characters. Throw in some Magus and you can turn Robo into a satalite. +--- 634903529 +>>634903436 +Fighting games are for third worlders. +--- 634903575 +>>634893963 +Based and truthpilled. +--- 634903794 +What's the best team for a first playthough? +--- 634903954 +>>634903529 +doesn't change the fact that a lot of them are really beautiful. especially arcsys ones and it would be great to see CT characters in that style +--- 634903959 +>>634903794 +Whichever characters you end up liking the most, the game isn't hard. +--- 634903993 +>>634903794 +You ALWAYS bring Ayla to steal all the good items. +--- 634904193 +>>634903794 +the guys you like +--- 634904208 +>>634903436 +just imagine it! it would be so cool! + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1yJ4UDXTS04NW7Tk [Embed] +--- 634904281 +>>634904208 +video unavailable? weird. It was just the Chrono Trigger animations. +--- 634904573 +>>634868014 +>>634868151 +Added to my collection. Any suggestions? +--- 634904645 +>>634904208 +>>634904281 +try this one + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkWK-NEtmHk [Embed] + +These characters are awesome and deserve respect. +--- 634904695 +>>634884527 +--- 634904958 +>>634867202 +Imagine the "triple tech" training sessions +--- 634905080 +>cucks you out of a happy ending offscreen +--- 634905228 +>>634904645 +frog scene starts at 3:33 if you were wondering +--- 634905307 +>>634903794 +Whichever character resonates with you. For me, it’s Frog. Once you see his story, he’s awesome. + +Once you reach a certain point, you get to do side quests for each, and for that I would say take that character with you. + +As other anons have said, it’s not a particularly hard game, so every party comp is fine. Only a few fights I would say are difficult with the wrong comp, but you can change your party on the fly in the start menu, so if you lose a fight just switch it up if you want. Characters not in your party partial xp, so you dont need to worry too much about leveling up specific characters +--- 634905504 +>>634905080 +>gets away and is never heard from again + +What the fuck +--- 634905693 +Ok, seriously who is here 30+? I cannot be only only one +--- 634905795 +>>634905504 +I don't know what was going on with Chrono Cross. I think they may have over-indulged in the magic muchrooms while making it. + +Speaking of which, did you know that magic mushrooms were actually legal in japan until 2002? I didn't know that until recently! Check it out: + +https://www.mcasiwakuni.marines.mil/Iwakuni-News/News-Stories/News-Article-Display/Article/505534/japan-bans-magic-mushrooms/ + +And what do you know? it was the americans that were complaining about it. +--- 634905859 +For me it's Crono, Frog, and Marle. +--- 634906037 +>>634891589 +>Crono Ayla Prometheus +I did this with no internet. +Mostly because cave woman hot and stronk, but also robots and lasers are cool as fuck. +I also liked the idea of having a no magic team, even if Robo had quasi magic from his tech, and Crono had lightning. + +Janus is probably my least played character, he's given too late to give a fuck about and has limited cross tech moves with other characters. Needing accessories to enable them was also BS. +--- 634906341 +>>634891589 +>dude who picked a team based on the fact that they're on the cover of the game + +For me it was +>Crono is my default +>Frog is based +>Marle has a cool party heal with Frog and haste is neat too I guess +--- 634906381 +>>634905693 +2 years to 40, I played Chrono Trigger when it came out and still play through it every now and then +--- 634906503 +>>634905228 +that frog just cut a mountain in half. +--- 634906709 +I used Crono, Robo and Cavewoman. Forgot her name +--- 634906715 +HD-2D Chrono Trigger. Yes or no? +--- 634906851 +Best game from square. The feast with ayla village, lucca + robo relationship, frog backstory, this sidequests on end, goddamit so many memorable moments. Downloading rom right now.probably i will grind chrono to 7 lvl on beginning forest for10 minutes to get comfy playthrought +--- 634906873 +>>634906715 +Fuck remakes +--- 634906882 +>>634868796 +Magus has Dark Matter which is one of the coolest looking single techs in the game. +--- 634906954 +>>634904645 +5:25 Ayla is so hype. +--- 634907836 +>>634884110 +Don't forget that all of the sidequests are great. It has far fewer of them then other JRPGs but nearly every one of them is fairly significant and drives its characters forward instead of just being irrelevant busywork/fetch quests. +--- 634907946 +I hate the fact that this game mogs all snes ff and yet it didn't get any remakes. In second hand maybe its for the best, i didn't play in this remakes bu they look like phone games with that stupid fonts +--- 634908163 +>>634907946 +Anybody played the ds version? How the new sidequests looks like? Are they good like in original? +--- 634908231 +>>634864613 +>how to tell everyone you loved Hogwart's without saying it +--- 634908336 +Who else here always names Frog Glenn and names Magus Janus? + +For Frog, I get why he would be fine with being called Frog because of the shame he feels but it's still bizarre that Leene would oblige that when she had always cared about him and never lost faith in him. She wants him to regain his faith in himself. For that reason alone, it's weird to keep his name as Frog because there's no way she would ever call him that. + +For Magus, by the time he joins, he has gone through an arc himself and putting aside his grudge with Frog for the greater good feels like a point where he would be ready to take his old name back. Not to mention rubbing his mother's face in who he really is as he helps stop her would have to feel cathartic to some level for what she became and what she did to him and his sister. +--- 634908453 +>>634908336 +Glenn was a softie/coward, that is why Magus gave him the Frog form. It was a mockery of him. But Frog gets over it and becomes a hero. It is a classic story. +--- 634908578 +>>634883727 +Its great today even in visual/audio terms. One of the best jrog ever made, you will have fun +--- 634908685 +>>634908453 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvyXqmDAZpk [Embed] + +this will help you remember if you haven't played the game for a long time +--- 634908884 +>>634904573 +--- 634908914 +>>634908453 +I'm well aware of that. The point is that Leene still knows who he is, even after being changed into a Frog. By default, he says "yeah, just call me Frog because a lowly frog is all that I am" but for other characters who know and still respect him, especially Leene, it's weird that they too would call him Frog. +--- 634909056 +>>634908163 +the rewards are top tier but about half way through and you'll start to feel like you're going back and forth way too much between the same maps. It doesn't take too long though, and the rewards are worth it. +--- 634909209 +>>634903993 +yeah this, once you get Charm with Ayla you can steal lots of good items from mobs. Bosses almost always have speed/strength tabs +--- 634909346 +SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX WITH LUCCA +--- 634909452 +>>634909346 +I'll take the prehistoric turbo tomboy thx +--- 634909520 +>>634898050 +I blame gacha games and zoomers. +--- 634909536 +>>634909346 +"My favourite fire-based mechanical genius cannot be that cute.jpg" +--- 634910003 +>>634908914 +I think he enjoys being a frog though, it's like he turned it into a badge of honor. +--- 634910030 +>>634909346 +>lucca +>when marle and ayla exist + +??????????? +--- 634910989 +>>634902370 +Of the other 4 Eiko is the only one who is actually interesting. IX would've been better as a 4 man party only like V. +--- 634912854 +>>634868014 +>t. Marleuser +--- 634914727 +>>634910003 +He didn't. His entire character arc was coming to terms with his soft nature and inability to act, leading to the loss of his best friend and mentor, and eventually gaining his confidence back and becoming a real hero. +--- 634916846 +Lucca is better than Marle +--- 634919285 +>>634895903 +>>634876658 +Steam version is NOT the DS version. +It's a port of the MOBILE PHONE version of the game. +The UI is fucked. Originally it was made for touch screens. +The hp/turn bars floating above the characters cannot be disabled so they are there being ugly. +The colors were altered to be warmer and there is no choice to switch to the original colors(this is true for DS version as well I think). + +Still, it's a serviceable way to experience the game now that you can disable the pixel filters at least. Definitely the easiest. +If you are on a steamdeck you should also cap the frames to 30, the sprites have animation glitching when at 60. + +You should aim for the DS or SNES versions if you can. +--- 634919621 +>>634868272 +ok vinny +--- 634919784 +>>634903378 +His autism is weak though. Even if you move near the edge cases, where you can assume that haste is only giving a 1.5 times bonus instead of 2.0 and even when you leave out the benefits of a free helmet slot, then it's still a pretty bold assumption to say the haste spell is bad. Assuming having only two haste helms that 1.5x bonus still sets the third party member to 150% combat effectiveness. Since we want the worst case scenario for Marle, we assume it's her getting this bonus. To have her then still be the worst party member would mean that her base power level had to be around 66% of everyone else. And this is, as I said, quite the bold assumption, which hasn't be shown at all in the thread. If she's around 80% or 90% of the powerlevel as everyone else, then she's formidable by the fact alone, that she gives a third haste buff to the party +--- 634920256 +>>634891993 +I thought magic is from dreamstone exposure and tech. Lavos becomes a great source of energy for magic once Zeal taps into his juices with the mammon machine but I don't think he is the birth of magic in humans. +--- 634920707 +>>634883191 +You'll need to get him killed first. +--- 634920934 +>>634882956 +they're the ones to appear in the box for a reason +--- 634921067 +>>634884110 +Oh this pic reminded me that the Steam version does have one great upside to it; the trading cards are high quality scans of all of these Toriyama artworks. +--- 634921982 +>>634892452 +>tell Robo to farm for that one NPC and never pick him back up ever again +this is the only one i won't forgive you for doing so +--- 634922050 +>>634897169 +>>634897278 +It's the planet bending the rules and giving a small thank you to Lucca for setting the whole thing that saves everyone in motion. Lucca is the protagonist. Trees are important. +Note how you are saving trees all across time. The seeds in the future, the sapling in 12000BC after zeal falls and the forest between 600&1000. +--- 634922196 +>>634898703 +>>Robo-> R-66Y +NO. +THE WHOLE POINT IS THAT HE'S MORE THAN A MACHINE. +--- 634922483 +>>634905795 +>Japan up to 2002 +>Anime and games are all full of infinite soul + +>Japan after 2002 +>Naruto and bleach filler +>The same souless sameface moe games, animes and gachas over and over + +Hmmm... +HMMMM... +--- 634922576 +>Disregard meta and min/max +>Embrace looking cool and story immersion. +--- 634922636 +>>634908163 +The new quests are MMO grind crap and the items obliterate the already poor challenge of the game. You are better off disabling them. diff --git a/v/634870062.txt b/v/634870062.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..adca8781fadbdaa611d19fdb6a5e1f2b5f37bcb3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634870062.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1305 @@ +----- +--- 634870062 +Tina is a rock star, movie star, model and wrestling diva. + +Any questions? +--- 634870138 +ice cream +--- 634870148 +>>634870062 (OP) +She is also a slut +--- 634871813 +>>634870062 (OP) +Ok? +--- 634872856 +>>634870062 (OP) +yes +--- 634873192 +>>634870062 (OP) +Don't forget that this blonde bimbo was eternally mogged by a scruffy tomboy so hard she had no choice but to befriend her. +--- 634873345 +>>634870062 (OP) +Why does her voice suck +--- 634873350 +>>634870062 (OP) +yeah I have one. Who has the best tongue work? +--- 634873385 +>>634870062 (OP) +Why do they insist on using the grandma VA for her Japanese voice? +--- 634873768 +>>634873345 +because it makes my peepee feel good if you know what I'm getting at +--- 634875945 +>>634870062 (OP) +Funny enough she's always come off as the less slutty of the bunch +--- 634876640 +>>634870062 (OP) +for a moment I thought those were tan lines down there +--- 634877741 +>>634873385 +>>634871813 +Nut inside Tina +--- 634877836 +>>634870062 (OP) +Is there anything she can't do? +--- 634877906 +>>634873385 +Because if they didn't then you'd be complaining because "the new one sounds nothing like the original" and we'd still be having this discussion regardless. +Also japanese seiyuu autism. +--- 634878013 +>>634870062 (OP) +I heard she's going to run for governor. What's her tax policy? +--- 634878020 +>>634873385 +Tina is a hag +h a g +--- 634878173 +>>634873345 +Because japs respect their VAs a lot and won't force them out even if they can't pull it off anymore. She'll do that voice until she either croaks or retires. +--- 634878193 +>>634873385 +>>634877906 +They are never going recast unless they go for a full reboot, which might actually happen with 7. +However, although rare, recasts did happen in DOA, mostly from 1 to 2. Tina and Leifang were recast. Jann Lee as well. He was also recast from 4 to Dimensions. Bass also but that's because the VA passed away. Kasumi was recast from 2 to 3 (the old VA came back to voice her clone in Dimensions which was a nice touch). +--- 634878259 +>>634870062 (OP) +>Any questions? +Yes, impregnation. +--- 634878432 +>>634878193 +I don't recall Leifang getting recast from 1 to 2. I know Tina was because they radically changed her design and wanted a new sound for her. Afaik only Kasumi and Tina have had a change of VA. +--- 634878576 +>>634877836 +Get Zack to actually rail her, even though she's the one he's wanted to rail the most for years. +--- 634878604 +>>634873350 +birbwife +--- 634878606 +>>634878193 +Instead of a recast what you do is scrap the character and give their entire moveset to another character. Pro move +--- 634879076 +>>634870062 (OP) +does she put out +--- 634879092 +>>634878432 +>I don't recall Leifang getting recast from 1 to 2 + +Yeah my bad, she sounded so different in 1, I misremembered. + +>Afaik only Kasumi and Tina have had a change of VA + +Tina : From 1 to 2 +Bayman : From 1 to 2 +Jann Lee : From 4 to D +Bass : From 4 to D +Gen Fu : From 4 to D +Leon : From 4 to D +Kasumi : From 2 to 3 +--- 634879185 +>>634878606 +Good call +--- 634879245 +>>634878432 +both muvluv and tsukihime both had their entire casts replaced for recent entries +--- 634880412 +>>634879185 +good wife +--- 634880804 +Most beautiful doa +--- 634880882 +>>634870062 (OP) +Why is this rock star as strong as a legendary ninja that has saved the world multiple times? +How do the power levels work in DoA? +--- 634881213 +>>634880882 +Ryu is the strongest. He throws matches. +--- 634881283 +DOA JP cast is kino +--- 634881552 +>>634881283 +Where's Kokoro/Saber? +--- 634881607 +>>634881552 +Kokoro's kokoros. +--- 634881730 +>>634881552 +>>634881607 +Nut inside Kokoro +--- 634881775 +>>634880882 +Power levels mean nothing in fighting games gameplay wise, kinda like Krillin can kick Cell's ass in DBZ games. +Lore wise though : +Hayabusa > Kasumi > Raidou > Tengu > Hayate > Nyotengu > Ayane > Genra > >Momiji > Rachel >>>>>>> Gen Fu > Jann Lee > Hitomi > Bass > Leifang > Bayman > Leon > Brad > Rig > Tina > Zack > Eliot +--- 634881795 +>>634881730 +this but while Miyako watches +--- 634882015 +>>634881775 +Rachel is up there with Ryu. Just below. You literally need superhuman strength to swing her warhammer. +--- 634882026 +>>634881795 +why not nut inside miyako too? +--- 634882089 +>>634870062 (OP) +She makes my right arm strong +--- 634882282 +>>634870062 (OP) +Tina has had drunken raw sex with her own father. I've seen it. +--- 634882332 +>>634882015 +She got her ass kicked by Doku who is below any of the ninja characters including Momiji +--- 634882543 +>>634882332 +Ryu got his ass kicked by doku too +--- 634882845 +>>634882543 +He wasn't wearing his true ninja getup +--- 634883504 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TL55JO1NAQ [Embed] +--- 634883701 +>>634870062 (OP) +Bass is *hits pipe* +--- 634883946 +>>634881552 +Ah my bad, Kokoro bro. She's so forgettabl..err I mean subtle, I completey forgot. Here, for you. +--- 634883951 +>>634883701 +Bass is bassed, he powerbombs DOAs while burying his face in their pussy +--- 634883974 +>>634870062 (OP) +Does Tina need a new chair? +--- 634883995 +>>634870062 (OP) +She would be more popular in nipland if her VA didn't sound so old +--- 634884107 +>>634883995 +In Nipland, VAs are for life. + +If Nips are grated by her granny voice they should kill her. + +Desu only the Penis Vacation OCs have zoomer VAs, the rest of them are actually old and older hags. +--- 634884138 +SFM animator here. Need your help DOA experts, for shipping. Give me your most believable canon ships so I can make them actually happen. Thanks in advance. +--- 634884391 +ah yes finally a video game thread +--- 634884460 +>>634878173 +Bottom left. +--- 634884616 +>>634884138 +ayane x me +--- 634884923 +>>634883951 +His daughter shows herself almost naked on worldwide tv and makes him seething +--- 634884973 +>>634884616 +Ok, send pic of you +--- 634885054 +>>634882332 +Why is momiji above doku? I don't remember her beating anyone of note, she just gets rescued over and over. +--- 634885112 +>>634884616 +Now post her with long hair. +--- 634885175 +>>634870148 +just for you ;) +--- 634885229 +>>634884138 +RyuxRachelxMomiji at the same time +--- 634885267 +>>634885054 +She solo'd two tengus + +https://youtu.be/YJz8nY3clZk?t=1021 [Embed] +--- 634885575 +>>634879092 +Brad's original VA also passed away shortly before 6. That's why his reveal was left to the end, they had to recast. +--- 634885779 +>>634885575 +Well, fuck. He was good +--- 634885820 +>>634870062 (OP) +I finally played the story mode for DOA6 and it put me in a weird nostalgic mood. The part where Helena and Zack are talking in the DOA ring and Helena asks if he wants to take part in the tournament and Zack says he's done with it but they spar for old times sake gave me feelings. + +I kinda miss playing fighting games and their story modes and despite everything I still enjoyed DOA6's story and I was kind of shocked to see Marie and Honoka play a part in the main storyline. I love those two and Honoka is my favorite to play so that was kinda fun. I'm pretty behind on the DOA stories and I can't remember DOA5's story so I was surprised Marie and Honoka hadn't formerly met yet. + +Man, fighting games are fun. I kind of want to write a story set in a fighting game universe that's as crazy as Tekken at the most and Dead or Alive at the least complete with fight tourney centric corporations, titty ninja's, dinosaurs, aliens, robots etc. Just treat it 100% straight and serious. +--- 634885837 +>>634885112 +Never! +--- 634886227 +>>634878193 +>>634879092 +>Gōri was diagnosed with diabetes mellitus a few years prior to his death and his vision was affected by retinal detachment as a result of the disease. He complained to coworkers, "I cannot read the script. I cannot work as I want." (「台本が読めない。思うように仕事ができない。」) During an Anpanman recording session in late 2009, a depressed-sounding Gōri told his close friend and voice actor Kazuhiko Inoue, "I've grown old" (「もう年だよ」).[3] + +On January 17, 2010 at approximately 3:00 P.M., Gōri was found lying on his stomach with blood dripping from his wrists in the middle of a street in Nakano, Tokyo by a passerby, who then notified the police. Authorities from the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department's Nakano station discovered a utility knife under his body as well as a suicide note (with the words "I'm sorry" (ごめんね) and "Thank you" (ありがとう) scrawled on it) addressed to his family in his pants pocket +Hit me in the feels, I'll admit. Getting old and sick sucks. RIP, champ +--- 634886246 +>>634884616 +I can't believe she and Honoka are half sisters, I was actually shocked. +--- 634886451 +>>634886246 +They telegraphed it from the moment Honoka was introduced by adding her along with Raidou at the same time. +--- 634886493 +>>634886246 +>>634885820 +I was talking to a Honoka ai on beta character ai and pretended to be a doctor and sat Honoka down and gave her an autism diagnosis and she started crying and went home to cry in bed while hugging her stuffed cow. I felt bad. +--- 634886626 +>>634886451 +I'm very behind on DOA lore so i'm catching up, mostly just been fapping for ages while playing sporadically without touching the stories for the last ten years or so. + +I wonder if Raidou will come back and she'll have to fight him one on one without ninja assistance one day. +--- 634886680 +>>634884973 +ok +--- 634886758 +>>634886493 +monster +--- 634886763 +>>634886451 +They telegraphed it by adding another perfect big titty wife with red eyes +--- 634886902 +>>634886626 +Raidou coming back has been done to death. Considering Hayate, Kasumi, and Ayane treated him like a bitch in DOA6, I'd say his legacy as an intimidating figure is pretty much over. Now, if Honoka were to begin to get much more aggressive and brutal in her matches as his power grows within her, that might be interesting. +--- 634886973 +>>634886902 +I don't want her to lose her innocence. She's too precious. +--- 634886978 +>>634886763 +And candy-colored hair, and being a shortstack, and naturally good at martial arts, and the whole mimic thing. +--- 634887053 +>>634886902 +>>634886973 +Is Honoka the Goku of Dead or Alive? +--- 634887139 +>>634887053 +She could be, but we'll probably never see it. +--- 634887256 +>>634887139 +GREAT ending frame +--- 634887276 +>>634885820 +>I can't remember DOA5's story so I was surprised Marie and Honoka hadn't formerly met yet. +They weren't part of 5's story at all since they were DLC and thus got added later. Their BFF dynamic introduced in 6 was obviously the result of the marketing from DOAX3 where they were heavily featured as a duo and since the fanbase responded so positively to it. + +>I still enjoyed DOA6's story +6's story was fine, it was the least of the game's problems. Save for the parts related to the ninjas which are B movie tier (just like in 5), the light hearted parts were good. +They especially nailed the character interactions of the newcomers with the old cast : + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi8L68z480Y&t=85s [Embed] + +https://youtu.be/NapXJQVQosY?t=1344 [Embed] + +https://youtu.be/NapXJQVQosY?t=441 [Embed] +--- 634887374 +>>634870062 (OP) +I WANT TO PEE ON KASUMI'S FEET +--- 634887402 +>>634887276 +Nyotengu fucking with people and being drinking buddies with Brad was just great. +--- 634887406 +Ayane hot wife +--- 634887496 +>>634887406 +I must admit, Ayane just gets hotter the larger her boobs get. +--- 634887738 +>>634887496 +I must admit, she makes me larger +--- 634887747 +>>634886246 +No offense to the Honoka fags out there, but this character is the most low effort thing ever added to a game, both story and gameplay wise. + +>Design wise +AM I KAWAII YET? UGHUUU MOE BLOB +BIG IS BETTER, BIGGEST BOOBED CHARACTER, SO UNIQUE + +>Gameplay wise +No need for an actual moveset, let's just copy and paste the best moves from the whole cast, every fighting game needs a mokujin! Uh? There's already one? Raidou? Nah, he's not kawaii enough. + +>Story wise +Ayane 2.0. Very original. +--- 634887826 +>>634886680 +What a chad. Ayane is lucky +--- 634887867 +>>634887747 +Did you complain that Nyotengu was just a prettied up version of Bankotsobu? +--- 634887992 +>>634887496 +>hotter the larger her boobs get +It's not about size, especially in a game where most of the cast has above normal boob size. It's who they're attached to +--- 634888016 +>>634887747 +I was drawn to her by her big titties, yes. She's very cute and dumb which I also like. I enjoy seeing innocent characters with surprisingly strong abilities put into crazy situations. I understand why people don't like her but it works for me. I love her dynamic with Marie Rose a lot, they make a great duo. They have potential imo, we still don't really know jack shit about Marie yet either so there's room for her to grow as well. + +Also, I know she's got that jack of all trades moveset but I really like the way she plays with it. I have a lot of fun using her. It just all works for me. +--- 634888089 +>>634887867 +I complain that Nyotengu isn't real and my wife, usually +--- 634888256 +>>634887747 +>Ayane 2.0 +Their upbringings were totally different. Ayane learned who her parents were when she was very young and threw herself into her training. She resenting how she was treated by the clan and that her own mother denied her to protect her own honor. She envied the seemingly perfect life that Kasumi had due entirely to the circumstances of her birth, and grew to hate her for throwing away what she, Ayane, had always dreamed of having. +Honoka, comparatively, had a very innocent upbringing. She was told nothing of her father, her mother must have died when she was too young to even remember her because she certainly doesn't dwell on it. She's innocent and naive to the point that she could be easily manipulated by just about anyone if her ninja training with Ayane and Hayate doesn't pan out. +--- 634888332 +>>634887747 +--- 634888448 +>>634873345 +>>634873385 +Because in Japan, Tina is cast as a stereotypical gaijin - she talks with accented Japanese, while constantly throwing out engrish catch phrases. +In global, she's just an American celebrity. All of the traits of forcibly acting as a gaijin is no longer there and it created a complete disconnect in her popularity between the two regions. + +Compare that to all of the newer "foreigner" girls. None of them have a forced accent or any issue with speaking Japanese at all. + +>>634887747 +>>634888089 +You may want to reconcile how Nyotengu and Honoka share the same designer. +--- 634888573 +>>634887826 +god i wish rodeo would sleep with me, too +--- 634888916 +>>634881283 +I want to Christie to yell out Moon Prism Power! Make up! as a mahou hagou +--- 634889005 +>>634888332 +I love her so much +--- 634889078 +>>634887867 +No, because she at least wasn't a copy paste of him as a character, and she didn't exist in a game alongside him and his moveset, so she actually brought something to the table. +Honoka is a repeat of Ayane's story, a repeat of existing moves among the cast, and a repeat of the boob gimmick already plaguing the game but 10x because bigger and more is obviously such a good stand-in for actual quality and character. + +Most of the other characters are already paper thin but she takes it to such new lows it makes them look like Shakespearean works of art. Like holy fuck she doesn't even have unique facial features, pic related. +Takes her moveset from the whole cast. Takes her story from Ayane's. Takes her face from Marie. Literally nothing going on for her. Can't understand why someone could even be a Honoka fag to begin with. +Ah right, bewbs. +--- 634889221 +>>634888448 +>You may want to reconcile how Nyotengu and Honoka share the same designer. + +He was high when he designed her +--- 634889360 +>>634889078 +she was made for the braindead love live idolshit audience who have taken over the series with vv. +--- 634889443 +>>634889078 +>and a repeat of the boob gimmick already plaguing the game +I cannot take you seriously you fag. +--- 634889747 +>>634889078 +>Boob gimmick +YWNBAW +--- 634889886 +>>634887496 +Definitely not. I mean look at her DoA5 version, she probably had the smallest boobs in the cast there before Marie came along but damn does she look amazing no? + +>>634887992 +Exactly this +--- 634890354 +>>634889747 +Don't want to, I enjoy having a dick and using it +--- 634890587 +>>634889886 +>she probably had the smallest boobs in the cast + +Not by a long shot, she was pretty big in 5, this is just something parroted on /v/ and everybody ran along without fact checking. +--- 634891194 +>>634890587 +>just something parroted on /v/ and everybody ran along without fact checking. + +I always wondered where that claim came from. Was it actually any case where Ayane had the smallest boobs? + +But I believe it was maybe claimed about Ayane’s size from DoA6 or an old game? I don’t really know what Ayane’s placement in visual breast size is in those games but I always thought she was among the biggest three so I never really understood when someone said she’s smaller than most others. +--- 634891426 +>>634889078 +I understand the existence of Honokafags more than Mariefags. +--- 634891525 +Kokoro wearing a big hat. +--- 634892092 +who cares about how "small" Ayane's chest is when she still makes me big regardless +--- 634892217 +>>634891426 +Elaborate? Not even a lolifag but in 5 I found Marie cute at least, and her gameplay was pretty good and unique. +--- 634892426 +>>634891194 +In 5 Ayane sits somewhere in the middle, size wise. She's bigger than Kokoro (who's among the smallest) but still smaller than Tina (rightfully so, before Honoka Tina was meant to be the boob queen). +I'm a Blender fag so I had plenty of time to look at all the character models from 5 and compare. + +Ayane is far from being the smallest, at least in 5 I can garantee you that. +--- 634892437 +>>634892092 +As long as Ayane is bustier than Kasumi I am fine even with the reduced sizes from 5/6 for the girls +--- 634892479 +>>634870062 (OP) +I love Tina. +--- 634892563 +>>634892426 +>I'm a Blender fag so I had plenty of time to look at all the character models from 5 and compare. + +damn this should shut that weird "Ayane is the smallest in the series" guy the hell up. Thank you for confirming this. +--- 634892613 +>>634881552 +>>634881607 +Kiss Kokocute +--- 634892689 +>>634892479 +How to get tavernai to work i'm a brainlet. I thought I did everything right and it still died on me. +--- 634892737 +>>634891525 +Kokoro should be wearing nothing at all +--- 634892753 +>>634892426 +Finally some evidence instead of just claims. Thank you. +The sizes are pretty close to the same size though looks like. At least Ayane and Kokoro. No wonder people always say DoA’s have the same bodies +--- 634892770 +>>634892479 +I'm proud of you anon. +Now do yours and her bloodlines a grand service and get her pregnant with your kids. +--- 634892821 +>>634870062 (OP) +Where is Elise? +--- 634892889 +I'm honestly still surprised Tina is considered top tier in DoA6. +DoA5 she was extremely fun to play, her throw and her rolls had many uses. LR introducing power launchers really pushed Tina further when playing against holders. +She's always had the moves but just wasn't as good as the ninjas usually. +--- 634892938 +>>634892821 +In my bed +--- 634893070 +>>634892426 +And I would guess the sizes are the same in DoA6 +--- 634893120 +>>634892753 +Yea Kokoro is just slightly smaller + +>>634892437 +Ayane and Kasumi have the same boob size in 5 (and the same face, but they have the excuse of being related) +--- 634893151 +>>634892737 +Koko only deserves hugs and headpats. +--- 634893164 +>>634892889 +She's never really been my face but I like her and to me anyway she's always had some fun moves. +--- 634893218 +>>634892689 +Just use Agnaistic my man. +--- 634893471 +>>634893164 +>>634892889 +She can delete half your HP with a single throw if you spam holds. That's pretty damn strong in a game about guessing holds. +--- 634893642 +>>634893151 +Naked hugsand headpats +--- 634893687 +I love her so much +--- 634893839 +>>634893687 +This new costume they released looks good and not overdesigned for once. +--- 634894027 +Kanni +--- 634894126 +>>634893839 +Yeah +And the girls wearing this looks like old-fashioned princess in their underwear +--- 634894136 +>>634892217 +People complained for years that all the girls had essentially the same body. So when they went and made Marie, they complained that a small chested girl had no place in DOA. Really they were just jealous because she quickly became one of the most popular girls. +--- 634894286 +>>634894136 +I'm an OG fan (played since 1) and Marie never bothered me. I welcome more varied body types and gameplay wise she's solid. All that matters in this kind of game, really. +--- 634894293 +>>634870062 (OP) +yeah, did the devs make her an Bass related for...purposes? +--- 634894481 +>>634893120 +Damn TN is lazy + +If I might ask where do Christie and Helena rank? I always would have sworn both are definitely bigger than Ayane despite Christie having the same measurement as Ayane or Helena having less measurement +--- 634894607 +>>634892938 +She should be safe along with a homo man. +--- 634894652 +>>634894126 +Shrine maiden wife +--- 634894681 +>>634894293 +It's kinda cool and cute to have them in the same team +--- 634894724 +>>634894293 +He just wants to toughen her up. He does that to all the girls. +--- 634894901 +>>634894754 +I love that princess +--- 634895098 +>>634894754 +>>634895018 +I didn't realize they left in a pantsu window. +Imagine the assless shorts. +--- 634895146 +>>634895018 +I love Monkers +I like when she shows her underboobs +--- 634895235 +>>634870062 (OP) +My southern belle. +--- 634895265 +>>634870062 (OP) +Yeah, why did she dye her hair blonde after the first game? brunette Tina was superior. +--- 634895372 +>>634895098 +I bet that somebody is working on it right now +--- 634895395 +>>634895265 +Itagaki wanted to make her into an Alundra Blayze type female wrestler. +--- 634895490 +>>634894293 +>>634894724 +>playing the story while my cousin watches +>she says bass and rig act gay for each other +I thought it was more fatherly to be honest. Bass seemed to be treating him as the son he never had. +--- 634895610 +>>634895490 +The gayness is between Jann Lee and Diego, though he was gay for Rig in 5. +--- 634895648 +>>634895265 +>>634895395 +Are we pretending to not know that Bass and Tina are based on the hulkster and Brooke Hogan? +--- 634895771 +form me its Lisa +--- 634895823 +>>634878101 +What are her panties actually called on your pic? +Also did she get into Xtreme 3 yet? +--- 634895887 +>>634895648 +Brooke Hogan was 8 years old when DOA1 released +Also Tina looked like this +--- 634895891 +>>634895823 +I don't know nuthin bout wrestling but it looks like standard female wrestling trunks. +--- 634895907 +>>634895648 +Brooke Hogan was 10 years old when DOA first came out. Tina's blond look was based on Alundra Blayze/Madusa. Bass was designed to look like Hogan though, yes. Nash did a good job playing him in the movie. +--- 634895997 +>>634895887 +Strange brook hogan looks like Tina though +--- 634896032 +>>634895997 +Pleasant coincidence I guess. +--- 634896075 +>>634895997 +See >>634895395 +--- 634896089 +>>634895610 +Poor Leifang trying to win a lost battle +--- 634896147 +>>634870062 (OP) +she used to get me rock hard +cant care about this barbie dress up 'game' anymore +--- 634896148 +>>634895372 +I sure hope so. Shame I'll have to wait a many months for it to appear on global. +Maybe a CC of it will exist before the official release. +--- 634896157 +>>634896089 +It's her birthday tomorrow (mine too). Say something nice to her (and me) +--- 634896263 +>>634892889 +She just had really good damage, to where they had to nerf her at some point. +--- 634896324 +>>634896157 +I can't wait to stuff her full of EXP crystals +--- 634896338 +>>634896157 +>tfw only characters I can find with my birthday are Krillin from DBZ and Mythra from Xenoblade. +--- 634896432 +>>634892821 +--- 634896469 +>>634896432 +My SEXcretary +--- 634896675 +>>634894481 +Helena and Christie are about the same size. Bigger than Ayane and slightly smaller than Tina. In 5 at least. + +So there's basically 5 boob tiers in DOA5 : + +>Flat +Marie +>Small +Kokoro, Leifang +>Mid +Ayane, Kasumi +>Big +Helena, Christie +>Big+ +Tina, Rachel +>Stupid +Honoka +--- 634896831 +>>634896324 +I saved up 10 encyclopedias for her, plus another daily one tomorrow +--- 634896843 +>>634889078 +what a stupid lying ass picture +--- 634897056 +>>634896843 +Face blindness is a sign of autism +--- 634897145 +>>634896469 +--- 634897346 +WHERE IS CHRISTIE +--- 634897359 +>>634897145 +She cute +--- 634897570 +>>634889078 +Honoka is a joke character. She has a bunch of moves from the rest of cast, which are comical with her character's t-rex arms. And her bigger booba jiggle more while she does it. + +Honkers is a silly character. +--- 634897727 +>>634895891 +Cool thx for the response +--- 634897926 +>>634897249 +Cuteconath +--- 634897965 +Rumble Rosses are better. +--- 634898017 +>>634897926 +I can't believe I got her on three consecutive rolls +--- 634898406 +>>634893839 +I dunno, it's kinda noisy with all the cutouts. +--- 634898508 +>>634898406 +--- 634898607 +>>634884138 +>shipping +what are you, a woman? +just have (female character) x viewer +--- 634898645 +>>634898406 +>>634898508 +Muhmiji +--- 634898713 +>>634873385 +no one cares about weebshit voices +--- 634898760 +>>634898508 +Though I like the colors. It would probably look really good on Elise but these 3-step sets seem rather small being limited to three girls despite pushing nearly 30 girls now. +--- 634898842 +>>634884138 +Ayane x Ryu +Tengu x Kasumi +Tina x Bass Armstrong +Jan Lee x Leifang +Gen Fu x Helena +Zack x Cristie +--- 634898894 +>>634898713 +no cares about you +--- 634899119 +>>634898760 +>>634898508 +>>634898406 +>>634894126 +>>634893687 +Nut inside Momiji +>>634898264 +Nut inside Nanami +>>634897359 +>>634897145 +>>634896432 +Nut inside Elise +>>634896831 +>>634896157 +>>634896089 +Nut inside Leifang +>>634895372 +>>634894754 +Nut inside Fiona +>>634893151 +Nut inside Kokoro +--- 634899232 +>>634898406 +Perfect for on demand hotdogging +--- 634899258 +>>634889078 +>Boobs +>Gimmick +Get the fuck off +--- 634899359 +>>634898713 +Problem is DOA only sporadically had english voices in the past, and the DOA2 Hardcore dub was notoriously awful (Kasumi's "This is Mugen Tenshin style!" sounded like she was describing her favorite flavor of hot wings). Since Dimensions/Xtreme 2 they've more consistently had and english option. +--- 634899430 +>>634899258 +You first +--- 634899436 +>>634898713 +American dubs are a fucking abomination. +--- 634899493 +>>634896843 +--- 634899541 +>>634884138 +Christie x Helena +It was her job to study every part of her. +--- 634899626 +>>634899541 +Are these images DOA5 or DOA6? +--- 634899641 +>>634884138 +Hitomi-Elliot +--- 634899710 +>>634870062 (OP) +How does she like her men? +--- 634899721 +>>634899626 +That one is DOA6 +--- 634899807 +>>634881283 +>the real reason DoA7 isn't being made is KT can't afford to hire those VAs +--- 634899893 +>>634899641 +I wanna nut +--- 634899940 +>>634899807 +Which is why they're gonna reboot the series with a new, cheaper cast that'll last them at least another 6 games with face scanned characters +--- 634899946 +>>634899626 +6 +--- 634900117 +>>634899641 +The SFMs literally write themselves with these two +--- 634900153 +>>634899807 +--- 634900341 +A present for Marie and Honoka fags +--- 634900352 +>>634899807 +I thought someone said because they got a lot of them signed before they were huge (or aren't as huge as they used to be) they didn't have to pay them too much? Other problems could be keeping them out, such as Lisa's VA taking time off to raise her first kid that she had at age 40, and Kotono maybe being very busy with SM stuff? I dunno. +--- 634900365 +>>634887406 +This mod makes her look like she has fake tits. Where can I download it? +--- 634900419 +>>634900117 +No doubt about it +--- 634900423 +>>634899940 +with face scanned characters +If they do and improve what they did in Nioh I might like it. +--- 634900509 +>>634900423 +Imagine +--- 634900595 +>>634900419 +Now the real question is who'll be on top? +--- 634900613 +>>634900509 +Nice porn but those faces are generic as hell +--- 634900632 +>>634900423 +It'd suck +>>634900595 +Hitomi, of course +--- 634900674 +>>634900632 +>Hitomi, of course + +No way, she's too innocent I doubt she even knows how babies are made +--- 634900725 +>>634893218 +Pic related with my Lisa ERP in GPT4 +--- 634900734 +>>634900613 +>those faces + +Are there more? Was only able to find Kasumi but I'd be curious to see other characters +--- 634900796 +>>634900674 +She'd be into it because she read an erotic novel, so she'll take the lead by trying but actually not knowing very well what to do. +Elliot is way, way more innocent than her +--- 634900798 +>>634900734 +There's some Kasumi/Ayane pairings +--- 634900920 +>>634900798 +The ones I saw used the regular Ayane model, not a hyper realistic one like the Kasumi one here >>634900509 >>634900613 +--- 634901125 +>>634900798 +>>634900920 +--- 634901145 +>>634899641 +>>634900419 +Eliot is for Ayane only +--- 634901161 +>>634898017 +I only got 1 Monkers for that outfit and I really wanted a Patty as well but 1.1% +--- 634901193 +>>634871813 +Cute butt +--- 634901220 +>>634901125 +Yeah that's the regular Ayane model, you can also see the hair is much lower res, it's basically ripped from the game +--- 634901224 +>>634900365 +DOAHDM +--- 634901267 +>>634901145 +Eliot is for all the girls +--- 634901282 +>>634901237 +>Not using Donte for this +--- 634901294 +>>634900509 +>>634900613 +Not expressive enough +I'm expecting at least something more like this +--- 634901307 +>>634900632 +Why is Hitomi so lewd +--- 634901536 +>>634901307 +--- 634901813 +I am going to do a dastardly thing and cum inside of Ayane and raise a family with her. +--- 634901962 +>>634901813 +>Impying she won't give you that look instead +--- 634902062 +>>634870062 (OP) +Game for virigin chuds like (you). +--- 634902120 +>>634901813 +Whatever you do, don't hit the face +--- 634902279 +Um, Marie already stole Eliot. +--- 634902431 +>>634870062 (OP) +>Any questions? + +Where is the cutie oni? +--- 634902549 +>>634902431 +She's in disguise +--- 634902602 +>>634902279 +Marie belongs to Honoka, she can't go around stealing peoples boyfriends. +--- 634902648 +>>634901962 +wrong pic +--- 634902706 +>>634901813 +But anon that's what she wants +--- 634902769 +>>634902648 +Shut up, Kasumi. +I actually made that shit. Thanks for turning it into a reaction face +--- 634902797 +>>634902431 +On my lap +--- 634902838 +>>634902431 +why does your game look so weird +--- 634902865 +It's yuge, even the lifesize mouse boobas. +--- 634902890 +>>634902865 +Nice wall scroll, anon. +--- 634902897 +>>634902648 +This guy is a hack for quitting and putting everything behind Patreonbux + +There's part 3 with Momiji too +--- 634902976 +>>634902279 +That's what she thinks +--- 634903009 +>>634902865 +I can already tell what you look and smell like. +--- 634903029 +>>634902897 +Didn't quit, just on hold. +Part 3 with Momiji doesn't exist yet, it's still in the making. +--- 634903043 +HOW DEEP IS HER VAGINAL CANAL i gotsta know +--- 634903060 +>>634903009 +Are you the nigga is a DOA thread complaining about the focus on tits? +--- 634903080 +>>634902431 +Here she is +She stubbed her toe or something +--- 634903124 +DMMchads, how do I maximize rock climbing? Which skills should I improve? +--- 634903151 +>>634902648 +>tfw no more reliable doaxvv hentai animators +>tfw lazy has gone full final fagtasy +>tfw renzuki and fluffy quit +>tfw chibi and spizzy are both barely active +based jerid_oiso being the last man standing +--- 634903185 +>>634903060 +>waaah how dare you criticize me for playing sexist garbage and objectifying women waaah +Im glad your sexist garbage never made it to the west lol +--- 634903278 +>>634903151 +>>tfw renzuki and fluffy quit +Dunno about fluffy but I did not quit. Just needed some time off to work on improving my shit and sort my life out. Will be back this year for sure. +--- 634903345 +>>634903278 +were you the one asking about pairings? +--- 634903394 +>>634903345 +Yes. Trying to fish for ideas for upcoming pieces. +I have my own but they're usually too vanilla +--- 634903424 +>>634903151 +>tfw rude frog almost never made DoA works +--- 634903517 +>>634903394 +I need PoV double nipple licking Kasumi and Helena animation. +Please. +--- 634903706 +>>634903185 +Boring bait +--- 634903901 +>>634903151 +Onagi does a lot of DOA. Visual quality isn't the best since it's actual SFM but animation is quite good. +--- 634903934 +jerid doesn't do Leifang so he's dead to me, probably his waifu or he's one of dem ultra right-wing Japs who hate China. + +Lazy was never a DOA guy and always did FF first and foremost. + +The loss of renzuki_harai was bigly since he's the only one who does long scenes. We also lost Shirakami/Stukove to Genshin Impact. +--- 634904008 +>>634903080 +delet +--- 634904090 +>>634903394 +>they're usually too vanilla +You say that like its a bad thing. We like vanilla around here, and not some odd race play fetish shit. +--- 634904129 +>>634887747 +The connection to Ayane and Raidou and nothing significant coming from it is pretty offensive. By its logic Ayane should use copied moves too. Honoka really would do better as an original character. Raidou was never considered popular among the series' fans and hamfisting a connection to him really is a waste. + +Otherwise her personality is supposed to resemble a gravure idol's. It doesn't fit the genre at all. She's too naive to be in a fighting tournament. +--- 634904148 +>>634903151 +Lazy is literally going to be doing more DoA soon. +--- 634904185 +Wifesaki +--- 634904231 +frotting with kasumi cock +--- 634904296 +>>634903934 +We also lost Fluffy pokemon. +--- 634904304 +>>634903394 +Gonna take this opportunity to be a desperate Christiefag and say +Christie x Helena +Christie x Marie Rose (Helena's assistant) +Christie x Eliot (boytoy) >>634901267 +Christie x NiCo (rival from 6) +Christie x Bayman (rival since 3) +in descending order of preference +--- 634904494 +>>634904090 +this + +kokoro x miyako +kasumi x ayame +ayane x ayame +kasumi x ayane x ayane +black dress long hair leifang x hitomi +kasumi x ayane +ayane x honoka +kasumi x ayane x honoka +kokoro x helena +misaki x nagisa +tamaki x shandy +fiona x lobelia +nanami x amy x yukino x tsukushi +tina x helena +amy x helena +elise x hitomi +elise x misaki +leifang x tina +kasumi x ayane x momiji +yukino x tina +yukino x helena +yukino x tina x helena +christie x helena +ayane x fiona +shandy x nyotengu +tamaki x nyotengu +kokoro x momiji +--- 634904551 +>>634903934 +Maiden Masher and Spizzy still mostly do DOA. Also Lazy is based, he also browse DOA threads on /v/ and he granted my request here to make Helena animated porn. +--- 634904585 +>>634904494 +>no Misaki x Nanami x (you) POV +Cmon anon step it up. +--- 634904607 +>>634904585 +it is understood that all of them are paired with (you) and not zack +--- 634904649 +>>634904304 +>Christie x Helena +Enslaverofhumanity has a lot of that +--- 634904652 +>>634904585 +>Nanami tries to teach Misaki how to JK +>but Misaki already has more experience +Hot +--- 634904667 +>>634904494 +Damn nigga +--- 634904780 +>>634904652 +Misaki is the owner's personal onahole assistant after all. +By the time Nagisa set foot on the island it was far too late. +--- 634904806 +>>634886227 +Shit, that's depressing... I dont wanna grow old even though I'm doing nothing with my life right now either. +--- 634905081 +>>634904780 +misaki = owner-san's island manager who pulled double duty as his personal onahole assistant +elise = owner-san's sexcretary +koharu = owner-san's personal hotel onahole +amy = owner-san's tech sex support +--- 634905095 +I want to get into DOA somewhat, I say somewhat cause I know that it's apparently dead as a fighter but I've always been interested in it for uhhh reasons. Anyways sometime this month or last month someone posted an old magazine cover for one of the games, dunno if it was one of the xtreme games or not, but the style of the model there looked like the best balance of limited tech, jap style, and realism that I've ever seen before and I want to bathe my eyes in more of it. I will admit I dont care as much for the venus vacation look of characters. +--- 634905148 +>>634905081 +Every time I check out the hotspring menu I make sure to grope Koharu's butt. That's what she's there for. +--- 634905338 +>>634904649 +Thanks anon, I'll look them up. +--- 634905635 +>>634904494 +>fiona x lobelia +I NEED this +--- 634906084 +>>634903394 +you should make one of helena fucking a bed post +--- 634906149 +>>634905095 +>best balance of limited tech, jap style, and realism +Might be DoA5. First time I saw the trailer of the game might be the first time I was so awestruck of the other characters except Kasumi and Ayane since the ps1 game. +--- 634906317 +I bet Tina's butthole smells stinky lol +--- 634906635 +>>634906149 +That looks really nice too but my brain was going more towards one of these older mag covers for the first xtreme game, I will admit I probably shouldn't have used realism as one of the categories cause that doesnt describe it that well but I still love this style of the models the most. +--- 634906662 +>>634906234 +We need a Hitomi and Leifang Out of Control +--- 634906716 +>stayed up late last maintenance because I didn't have to wageslave the next day +>saw the new event almost as soon as the game went up +>had 38 tickets so I used 8 on a whim since it's a 3.3% banner and to bring them down to a nice even 30 +>this happens +lol +lmao +--- 634906805 +>>634906234 +Honestly I think people around here would be happy with whatever you do as long as you don't lean into the overly salacious things. Like what you already used to do. + +Personally I really enjoy those animations of yours featuring Tamaki bouncing up and down on a cock because her butt looks real nice in those shots. Her butt hasn't been made massive like some other animators tend to do and instead looks about right for her actual proportions. +More like that but keep it vanilla and I'd be a happy camper. + +>>634906716 +wtf +--- 634906860 +>>634906805 +>Personally I really enjoy those animations of yours featuring Tamaki bouncing up and down on a cock because her butt looks real nice in those shots. +these shots need to be longer desu, if i remember they were only like 6-10 seconds long +--- 634906875 +>>634906234 +Nice, looking forward to it. +--- 634906906 +>>634906234 +Post full on /h/ +--- 634907097 +>>634907002 +ADVERTISER-SAMA GET DOWN +--- 634907156 +>>634907002 +time for raping on the beach +--- 634907250 +>>634907156 +Coconath is only for tender loving while she has her special music playlist on. +--- 634907272 +>>634870062 (OP) +>Any questions? +Will she look just as good in DoA7? +--- 634907370 +>>634873350 +>dick on +--- 634907826 +>>634884138 +Ayane x Hayate +Ayane x Elliot +Elliot x Brad Wong +Kasumi x Hayabusa +Tina x Zack +Tina x Lisa x Mila +Zack x Tina x Helena +Hitomi x Leifang +Jann Lee x Leifang +Hitomi x Ein +Christie x Bayman +Honoka x Marie Rose +--- 634907958 +RIP +Maybe some day we'll get more from stukove. +--- 634908067 +>>634906805 +Nice to hear. I make a point to keep it close to the canon bodies. Not a fan of off model shit. Tamaki is indeed the butt queen. + +>>634906860 +They were short cause I used to work with a potato and get fucked by render times. Managed to solve the problem so I should be able to make much longer pieces going forward, starting with Momiji in Part 3 + +>>634906662 +Not enough love for Leifang in SFM content, I definitely intend to correct that. +If you like these two, Chibiterasu17 made a piece with them some time ago +https://twitter.com/chibiterasu17/status/1589421010570608640 +--- 634908267 +>>634906234 +>Who's doing the licking? +Both licking the guy's +Like this +https://a.uguu.se/kEaErVwx.png +But on the both sides. +--- 634908525 +When it comes to the title of Butt Queen my vote goes to Misaki, Sayuri, or Honks desu +--- 634908783 +This is a Tina thread, enough of with the asian DOAs +Submit blonde gals only +--- 634908819 +>>634903060 +Yeah its her/him +--- 634908997 +>>634896675 +Ayane is still way to small in comparison to Helena and Christie but at least this shuts the down the “Ayane is the smallest “ autist +--- 634909963 +>>634908783 +--- 634910682 +more games need a tanning mechanic like Dead or Alive +--- 634911130 +>>634909963 +good +--- 634911263 +>>634910634 +I love Monkers +--- 634911619 +>>634870062 (OP) +>Any questions? +how is babby born +--- 634911663 +UNGA +--- 634911678 +>>634911663 +>>634911575 +>>634909963 +I will give Bass many grandchildren +--- 634911980 +>>634901174 +>>634901125 +Whos the one in the white top? Kasumi? +--- 634912503 +>>634911980 +Yep +--- 634912889 +which DOA is most likely to be a cherry hunter? +--- 634914624 +>they uploaded the game manual +--- 634914697 +>>634914624 +>age. N/A +What did they mean by this? +--- 634914762 +>>634914624 +Kokopuffs would never wear something like this nowadays. +--- 634915031 +>>634903009 +So you're saying you have so much experience smelling men you can smell him with out even seeing him? + +Not going to lie, that's pretty homosexual, anon. +--- 634915106 +>>634914616 +>tearing the hymen of a 20+ year old virgin +Very hot +--- 634915834 +>>634889221 +A girl designed them, bro. +--- 634916075 +>>634915834 +You're lying. Those character designs scream fat incel misogynistic bastard designer. +--- 634916542 +>>634916075 +No they don't. +--- 634916895 +>>634914624 +>training to be a geisha +So she's going to be a professional whore? +--- 634917017 +>>634916895 +(my) personal geisha who lives on an island somewhere in the south pacific. +--- 634917060 +>>634917017 +Damn Owner having so many personal sluts + +One day he'll be shanked or get his penis chopped +--- 634917087 +>>634870148 +All white women. +--- 634917431 +>>634870062 (OP) +Why did she dye her hair blonde? +--- 634917470 +>>634917431 +Redhead is illegal in video games. +--- 634917517 +>>634916075 +Kawakami Natsuko. She was responsible for the character design illustrations, not the 3D models. +--- 634917542 +>>634917431 +How else are you going to tell she's American? +--- 634917857 +>>634896432 +This one is for me. I don't care anymore about the other girls. +--- 634917873 +>>634917470 +Nah she was brunette. That lighting just makes her look like a redhead. At least the newer games have her have brown roots so you know she is dyeing her hair. +--- 634917958 +>>634902648 +>>634908067 +I weep because there's no Kasumi version of this, I remember Ayane winning or something. +--- 634918395 +This is small according to /v/ +--- 634918720 +>>634918395 +>according to /v/ +Nah dude, you're totes correct, how does she even walk with those lmao +--- 634921171 +>>634919907 +Nut inside Leifang +--- 634921215 +>>634903278 +>Will be back this year for sure. +that's what you said last year. +--- 634921298 +>>634904296 +he went full silent. is he dead irl? +--- 634921431 +>>634904585 +i made that request 2 years ago. sucks renzuki decided to do anything but make it. +--- 634922304 +Why did they make her perfect? +--- 634922647 +>all of these talented DoA animators +>no one made lotus/kissing sitting position animation with passionate kisses +I suffer +--- 634922751 +Back then I thought that Ayane and Kasumi were love interests for Hayate, until I found out that they all are siblings. +Maybe it's one of the reasons on why I have a fictional incest fetish diff --git a/v/634872000.txt b/v/634872000.txt index a0a8fc239224308a1180cd19d0485add70e48782..6483109fda0e6f939589536271649e9c96c432c1 100644 --- a/v/634872000.txt +++ b/v/634872000.txt @@ -159,3 +159,1000 @@ what demo? I am going to marry Krile. +--- 634884637 +>>634883362 +>he doesn't know +--- 634884726 +>>634883362 +demo deez nuts lmao +--- 634884813 +>>634883362 +sf6 demo +--- 634884816 +>>634872000 (OP) +I fucking hate Lyse. +--- 634884854 +>>634881994 +I'm not black so no +--- 634884878 +I love FFXIV, Charlie! +I LOVE EFF EFF ECKS EYE VEEEEEEEEE +--- 634884960 +>>634884813 +Is it for PC again or just ps5? +--- 634885103 +>>634875432 +i guess we know where all the coffee biscuit leves went +--- 634885116 +>>634884960 +ps5/ps4 and pc in 5 days +--- 634885471 +>>634875432 +she's cute +--- 634886067 +>>634884547 +and I'll be fucking her on your wedding day while you're waiting at the altar... pighouse style.. +--- 634886430 +>>634885116 +Can i join if i already participate in the previous beta? +--- 634886487 +Do you like mods Anon? +--- 634886513 +>>634886430 +it's a single player demo +--- 634886608 +>>634881994 +Frankly I found the entire presentation nauseating and seeing Luke and Ryu in action didn't help my already low opinion of the character models. +--- 634886679 +>>634886513 +>it's a single player demo +>single player +--- 634886960 +>>634886487 +the only good miera +--- 634888154 +>>634880910 +g'raha's only sin is being a fanboy +--- 634888479 +>>634888154 +and the game overindulging in the "am i kawaii ugo" shit like focusing on his ears twitching and scenes like big hamburger. +--- 634888504 +>>634884547 +And I'm going to marry Yugiri. +--- 634888578 +>>634888479 +ehhh playing up him being a cat is something miqo'te racial animations already do anyways + +g'raha's burger falling apart is a weird thing to single out, it's on par with alisaie pulling her pickles off +--- 634889871 +... +--- 634889907 +>>634889871 +that reminds me, tresh3D is active again, he was forced to crawl back to pixiv fanbox because no other subscription service would take him +--- 634890125 +>>634889907 +kek payment processors do not like tubers +--- 634890220 +>>634890125 +sadly it means no more uncensored anything but probably he'll figure out a catbox gallery or something to upload uncensored stills and anims to instead +--- 634890309 +>>634889871 +I would never leave a lala player with a baby +--- 634890391 +>>634890309 +i wouldn't trust you near a baby either since you'd think it was a midget and try to give it some jack daniel's and a donut +--- 634890407 +>>634888578 +People with common sense remove pickles so nobody really noticed it. +--- 634890482 +>>634890391 +Midgets don't look like babies, lalas do. +--- 634890734 +>>634872000 (OP) +there is no such thing as a sub job +are you thinking of XI? +not really sure how you'd confuse the two +--- 634890984 +>played since 2.0 launch +>only did SCH and never touched SMN +Kind of sad I missed out on the pet DoT class. I don't even know what the evolution to current SMN was like. +--- 634891168 +>>634890984 +unironically you did not miss much, picture how ACN used to be but with a mildly more involved carbuncle system +bahamut and phoenix had alzheimer's and would sometimes just forget what they were doing while they were summoned +--- 634891313 +>>634891115 +--- 634891372 +>>634876043 +Surely we'll get Beast Master as a limited in 7.0 anon... +Surely +--- 634891418 +>You would be wise to join my gang new guy.... +--- 634891435 +>The literal end of the world and nobody did anything they would regret later thinking they might not be alive for the consequences + +WoL should have dicked one of the alliance leaders. +--- 634891520 +>>634891372 +We're never getting a pet class and don't call me Shirley +--- 634891741 +>>634891418 +This lalafell looks like she'll break my kneecaps if I don't unzip my pants +--- 634892103 +>>634890220 +nvm he's uploading uncensored versions to his twitter +based +--- 634892192 +so i should go to jp servers if i want people to stay for a full lockout of p8s? +--- 634892279 +>>634891520 +Nah, 7.0 is the earliest we'll see one, 8.0 otherwise. The point of removing the ability from SMN and SCH was for the sake of giving it an actual identity. 7.0 will start seeing a move away from the 2 minute meta as Yoshi was back partially for it as XVI was wrapping up during it's production. +--- 634892306 +>>634874150 +>What went wrong? It wasn't like this after DSR +It literally was though? +--- 634892380 +>>634892213 +>H-HEWO???? CAN YOU HEAW MEE?? +>I UM-I-uh... +>HEWOOOOOOOOOOOOO???? +>*begings bawling uncontrollably* +>P-PLEASE ENJOWY TH-TH-THE SHOW.... +--- 634892448 +>>634874150 +>some guy named ilya makes a video +>now people call it artificial difficulty +idk who this ilya person is +--- 634892529 +monk is a lot of fun but for doing deep dungeons I really miss SAM’s ranged attacks. +--- 634892773 +>>634892529 +it balances out with how quickly you can shred stuff as a monk in deep dungeons imo +though in general i think ninja would be a better choice, hyoton comes in clutch with a castable bind +--- 634892829 +>>634892529 +wrong wrong wrong +DDs are a ninja playhouse +--- 634893903 +/vg/ hours +--- 634894364 +>>634893903 +--- 634894551 +>>634894364 +I don't know what I'm supposed to feel but that face is hot for some reason +--- 634894590 +so the BLU update will just spells and missions for the carnivale without a questline? +--- 634894758 +>>634894590 +increase to lvl 80 also. So you can do the shittiest raid tier (with titan exception) as BLU +--- 634895164 +>>634894758 +I like Eden... +--- 634895471 +>>634895164 +eden's great overall imo +--- 634895764 +>>634895164 +you like it because it was your first raid tier. It's ok anon. +--- 634896116 +>>634895764 +but I started shortly after 4.2... +--- 634896416 +Nothing has or ever will top coil. +--- 634896595 +>>634895764 +Who the fuck only starts raiding in ShB? +--- 634896857 +>>634894590 +That would just be the diarrhea icing on the shit cake this expansion has been if they cut out the BLU quests. +--- 634897096 +>>634890984 +You only missed Contagion not applying under raid buffs because Garuda was a FUCKING WHORE +--- 634897247 +>>634896595 +>Who the fuck only starts raiding in ShB? +--- 634898117 +Is bolide the worst invuln in the game or hallowed? +--- 634898235 +>>634898117 +hallowed because it's the longest CD +--- 634898831 +>>634898253 +>before mare +>progress towards space travel and technological advancement +>after mare +>world is a hellscape literally burning to the ground +--- 634899240 +Wow, I just find out that I got kicked from the static because I wasn't performing well even though the static in the PF said it was casual. + +All because we got stuck in P8S p1. Don't know why I bother to join statics with shit like this happening? + +Any suggestions at this point? Should I just wait for the next tier, because I feel like it was a waste joining a static and learning with shit like this. +--- 634899406 +Can someone post their character so I can do something funny to them? +--- 634899581 +>>634898831 +and then MODBEASTS, they RAPED my MOTHER, KILLED my DOG, and told me my LANDSCAPE PAINTINGS were FLAT and LIFELESS +--- 634899630 +>>634899240 +If you wanna clear because you want to clear when it's relevant then do it. It would take a week or maybe two a most with like 2 days of prog. +Just keep looking for a static if you want to know people tho otherwise just keep pfing (but i dunno if there's still parties doing that at this point (?)) +>>634899406 +sure +--- 634899723 +>>634899581 +>and told me my LANDSCAPE PAINTINGS were FLAT and LIFELESS +hehehehe +--- 634899920 +>>634899240 +Just because it's a casual static doesn't mean that people are going to sit there and let you waste their time +Improve +--- 634900112 +>>634899630 +I guess I'll keep trying in PF, but tank spot is always filled. I just hate how my first experience coming back to the game is something like this discourages me. And it pisses me off with that fakeness crap the leader gave me in DMs. + +"Yea the PF said casual, but I wanted to keep the level vague" + +Fucking hell. + +>>634899920 +We were improving. The faggot leader was just a faggot with high expectations in a casual static in which we only met two times a week for two hours. +--- 634900289 +Jesus fucking Christ I want to be done with TOP already but my group is regressing with each raid. Finally reached halfway of p5 two raids ago only to get stuck for over an hour in p1 and then rest of the raid in p3 today. +I fucking hope someone from my static is going to choke to death at this point so we can disband and I don't have to feel bad after dropping. +Never bring women into your group, it's a fucking death sentence. +--- 634900458 +Is there a way to figure out why Dalamud keeps crashing without having to go on Discord +--- 634900527 +>>634900289 +Is the woman constantly fucking up? +What role are they playing? +--- 634900628 +>>634899630 +--- 634900842 +>>634899406 +Haha... +--- 634900897 +>>634899406 +/sneer is too powerful +--- 634901034 +i did it +i cleared the p8s doorboss +--- 634901274 +>>634900897 +--- 634901283 +>>634900289 +I lucked out into getting into a static that already cleared and they've been reprogging with me while trialling a couple spots. Seen phase 6 after seven sessions. I don't know what your group is doing but they should probably just accept they should just sim more. I'm having fun since everyone else knows the fight like the back of their hand but it must be fucking miserable learning phase 5 "naturally". +--- 634901352 +>>634900527 +Not a woman but women and yes, there's also connection problem because one of them is living with someone and they share internet. +They're playing healer and dps +--- 634901617 +>>634900842 +--- 634901649 +>>634901352 +Yeah that fucking blows +It's hard to say what you should do because you'd be starting over with another group and it's hard to get going with new people +You also are getting hard trapped sticking with them it sounds like +--- 634901787 +>>634901034 +what the fuck is natural alignment? +--- 634902048 +>>634901787 +A fun time. Good job getting past doorboss. Now get as many phase 2 reps as you can, 'cause you'll probably get gated by doorboss memes in subsequent phase 2 groups for a while. +--- 634902775 +>>634899240 +What was keeping you stuck? Were you fucking up mechanics frequently? Was your DPS trash? Were you not healing? Were you forgetting one of the fucking two CD buttons tanks have to press in phase 1? +--- 634902782 +>>634876810 +Why is summoning some primal elemental beast to cast a lightning bolt so much cooler than just casting a lightning bolt? +--- 634902846 +>>634877130 +DoT mage coming next expansion. Please look forward to it. +--- 634902908 +finding out i couldn't micro my pet as summoner was the most disappointing thing in the history of videogames why is everything in this dumbed down to shit? +--- 634903037 +>>634900112 +show us your logs run some xivanalysis on it let's see what's up +--- 634903252 +>>634902908 +because pets as a summoner sucked so indefensibly fucking bad that their actual pet nature was repeatedly reduced and now your only "real" pet is a carbuncle that you can glamour into the other pets +--- 634903332 +A tank that switches between a hammer and greatshield. Give them the old Gauss Barrel treatment (a bit shorter like 1.5 charge) but can move like MCH/BRD in pvp. Changing requires mana. Line up your buffs and you'll be shielding and smashing so fast you'd make a Warrior and Paladin blush. +--- 634903382 +>>634902775 +I'm going to guess because we got stuck on Animals 2 or well getting there, because I kept asking questions a lot which was a no no to them. + +>>634903037 +I know what happened. It's just a shame that a casual static actually wasn't casual. Not to mention it should have been a clear sign it was a bunch of friends together and I wasn't part of their click like the fags they are. +--- 634903618 +>>634903382 +Also, we had a fucking blm for prog so it didn't help we didn't have any raises. Fucking hate blms. +--- 634903620 +Is it too late to prog p8s with a fucking month or five weeks before the next patch? +I just want the mount and a weapon as proof i actually finished this fucking tier +--- 634903641 +>>634896595 +The game's community is currently dominated by people who started in ShB, anon. +--- 634903776 +>>634903382 +>Not to mention it should have been a clear sign it was a bunch of friends together +well there you go +don't feel bad about it, they just wanted an 8th +--- 634903951 +>>634903776 +Yea I should have known better. I should have called a leader a fag, but I don't know if I can get banned from Discord for it. + +It was good having talks with /v/ after this news. +--- 634904003 +>>634895164 +Promises to keep is the best raid song in the game, I will not elaborate further. +--- 634904013 +>>634903620 +i started last week and i progged about 6 combined hours total so far? managed to kill the doorboss today and now i gotta learn phase 2 +no it's not late and there are a bunch of parties and a lot of people helping out, if you can't find one, host it +--- 634904436 +>>634898117 +>bolide +>cancel the buff instantly +Shit healer. +--- 634904530 +why even bother with these threads when they're just a breeding ground for the lala avatar tourists? +--- 634904718 +>>634881992 +>Ultimates are designed for the top 1% of players that get off on things being bullshit hard +>"This Ultimate fight is too hard for us" + +This is the content you wanted and you're still complaining? Shut the fuck up. +--- 634904817 +>>634872000 (OP) +You're not good enough to play BLM +--- 634904981 +>>634904718 +>less than 1 perce-ACK! +--- 634905059 +>>634881992 +yes it was, thats how it is after every ultimate, after everyone is done with the savage tier, they either go back to their casual bullshit, quit, or do ultimate, and then quit. +Theres fuck all to do unless you're achievement hunting after you clear the tier and do ultimate. It just feels like its worse this time because its been longer since anyone has had anything to do. +endwalker released, everyone did story, everyone did dailies, normals came out, savage came out, 24 man came out, trials came out, ultimate came out. +6.3 dropped, normal, trial, savage, 24 man, ultimate. +6.35 had fuck all, just criterion and deep dungeon, criterion was good for one run. deep dungeon is niche. +everyone is waiting for the next savage tier, last trial, and last 24 man. then it will be truly dead until next expansion. its literally always been this way, except before we at least had eureka or bozja to keep the illusion going that the game was active. +--- 634905340 +>>634902908 +Pets were not good. +--- 634905386 +>% of people that cleared whatever ultimate +>not bringing up the fact that those stats are of the people that linked their accounts to that website and not total clears +brb making a website with only 1 user that had completed an ultimate just to post an image that it has 100% completion bro lmao +--- 634905392 +Man, I'd like this game so much if it was like this: + +>Get to max lvl of expansion +>Gear up to max ilvl pretty fast +>Now every raid/dungeon/etc on this tier has gear of the same ilvl, but with completely horizontal progression + +Being like that, everyone would be the same like they already are, there would be no gear treadmill, and people would be free to make builds and have fun trying different builds on raids. + +>B-B-But muh optimization!11!!!1 + +Being able to make builds is fun and fun is more important than balance. If something is balanced, but not fun, why bother? + +At the end of an expansion you would have a ton of gear to mix and match and create different builds which would be fun as fuck. They could even let you raise the ilvl of some gear from previous expansions so that could increase the amount of builds even further. + +If you want to also, you could have a LEGACY mode where the gear has zero impact on your character like it has right now, so everything could be balanced in this mode. But in the RPG mode, you could have gear that changed the way you play and thus the game would be much more exciting and people would theorycraft for hours, which is what a good RPG is all about. + +Autists would play the legacy mode and would be happy, rpg enjoyers would play the RPG mode, everyone would be happy. +--- 634905436 +>doomposters are here to shit up the thread again +Was fun while it lasted +--- 634905482 +>>634904817 +EW BLM is beyond braindead +--- 634905604 +>>634905436 +if the gameplay was any good the thread wouldn't go full doommode everytime the topic shifts away from softcore porn dumps or whatever community faggotry's got everyone in a tizzy this week +--- 634905627 +>>634905482 +EW BLM is mega fun. Paradox unlocked so much room for fun alternate lines to optimize little movements or odd mechanic timings in fights. +--- 634905643 +>>634905482 +the skill floor was raised slightly by having more instant casts because the mechanics would be literally impossible to do reasonably as BLM otherwise, but the skill floor was heavily raised with all the crazy shit paradox enables. shadowbringers blm optimization was basically just sometimes you dont use fire 1 or b4 in a line +--- 634905663 +>>634905482 +What, you miss enochian? +--- 634906134 +>>634904981 +Less than 1% of players actually clear it. +The remaining 3-12% just buy clears or use cheats to make it easier. +"""WORLD FIRST""" players are included in that latter group btw. If you had to use any plugins that makes the game easier then you didn't clear fair. +--- 634906264 +>>634905436 +It's actually just the fact that it's Euro hours Anon +You can watch the flood of new IPs and terrible posts +--- 634906314 +>>634906134 +how come you can't clear it even with plugins anon? i thought they were supposed to completely trivialize it entirely +--- 634906360 +>>634906264 +>'jak +Eurohours confirmed to be best hours. +--- 634906580 +>>634906314 +I've cleared every Ultimate without the use of any plugins. +--- 634906791 +You don't play the game without mods, DO YOU guys? You're missing out on so much + +https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/67970 +--- 634906846 +>>634906791 +would unironically buy this outfit on mogstation if i played reaper or black mage. doesn't fit any other class imho +--- 634906890 +Do you need to spend gil for the HW relic quest? +--- 634907061 +>>634905392 +they would actually need to care about the game to implement any of this lmao, won't happen. +--- 634907102 +>>634906791 +I've dabled in modding. Whenever I play casually I'll have mods enabled to make my game look like this. +When I'm raiding seriously I'll usually turn off my shaders though. +Don't use gameplay enhancement mods though, the game's already easy enough as it is. Just Penumbra and Mare for me. +--- 634907120 +>>634906846 +>would unironically buy this outfit on mogstation if i played reaper or black mage. doesn't fit any other class imho +Works with DRK IMO. +--- 634907257 +>>634872184 +as WAR, BLM is my mortal enemy in CC +just leave me alone :,( +--- 634907626 +>BLU will never get Nier spells +>BLU will never have anything to do in downtime other than spam one spell +>BLU will only revolve around Moon Flute +>BLU will never get that spell slot back from Aetheric Mimicry, enjoy your slot tax +>BLU will never be a real job + +Yeah it was so worth BLU being relegated to the cuck shed +--- 634907706 +>>634907257 +>>634872184 +CC is still alive? I thought that shit was dead after everyone got their frames and titles? +--- 634907779 +>>634907706 +casual is near insta q +no one cares about ranked +--- 634907786 +>>634907706 +I know this sounds crazy and out of this world but some people do in fact play CC just because they find it fun. +--- 634908053 +>>634907626 +But dude you get to totally DESTROY Aurum Vale every 4 months! +--- 634908220 +>>634907626 +>will never get Nier spells +Bro, BLU is getting access to Nier raids soon. Why would you assume there'll be no spell to get from there? +--- 634908238 +>>634907706 +Maybe if you play ranked only. +--- 634908263 +>>634908220 +BLU has never gotten any spells from alliance raids, unfortunately. +--- 634908290 +>>634908263 +So? Who's to say it won't this time? +--- 634908358 +>>634908290 +If BLU were to get an alliance raid spell it would almost guarantee they were breaking their limits because getting 7 other people for primal spell learning is enough of a pain that I really doubt they'd make people find 23 others to finish their spellbook. +--- 634908505 +>>634906791 +I modded some outfits to be as slutty as possible but my own character always wears heavy armour so I'm just being surrounded by gigantic sluts. +--- 634908913 +>>634902908 +Pet handling has sucked ever since ARR due to dev incompetence, so they decided to start giving up on pets. +--- 634908967 +>>634908620 +Wrong thread ye dumb bot. +--- 634909037 +>>634908967 +>no pants or underwear line +--- 634909396 +>>634908220 +Because even SE are not deluded enough to think that getting 24 level capped BLUs to run an alliance raid is even a remote possibility. +--- 634909838 +>>634909396 +clearly they do or they wouldn't put orbonne in the blu log +--- 634909851 +>>634909396 +>>634908358 +24 man BLU raids happen all the time. You're not on a dead datacenter, are you? +--- 634909871 +>>634909396 +Blue Mage? +More like No One Wants To Play This Mage +--- 634909935 +>>634909851 +They happen once a week tops when a discord organizes them. You need to think about who SE is making this game for and the standards they have for those people. The same standards that resulted in BLU being locked into a minigame in the first place. +--- 634910021 +>>634909871 +People would actually want to play it if they could play it normally like any other class without needing to jump through hoops and organize x amount of other retards to do content everyone else can duty finder for. +--- 634910037 +>>634909851 +I don't know how it is on your DC, but where I am, all I see is people trying to do them, gathering about 12 people, then giving up as people stop coming. And all listings are only ever for ARR alliance raids, never SB or even HW. +--- 634910154 +today I will remind them +>BLU can't be a real job, the class fantasy is casting bad breath on a boss and ganking them with status ailments +in game bad breath has every boss resist some/all of the effects, at most you get a few of the weaker ones out 1-2 times before diminishing returns kicks in. The majority of your spells are generic ranged attacks with the exact same damage but slightly different elements/ailments that only matter for carnival fights as everything cool is ignored by any relevant enemy or has a massive cooldown like ultravibe +>BLU can't be a real job, collecting spells from enemies is too iconic but what if you que up in roulettes without any good spells +you can que without your jobstone, without doing job quests for key abilities, and even in coordinated content like moogle tome events blu players often show up with jack shit anyway. Also a bunch of the best spells aren't even learned from enemies in the first place and all the people who do blu mage only content all run the same loadout +>BLU can't be a real job, its too overpowered +they had to give it several blatant number increases because it actually isn't that good. unsynced level 90 classes are better for farming old shit and you can barely beat massively powercrept fights like brute justice with an all BLU team +>BLU can't be a real job, it would break the holy trinity +RDM in this game can cast flare and does a lot of damage with melee attacks, completely opposite from how its worked in every other final fantasy game, and it still "feels" like RDM enough for people +--- 634910165 +Only a BLU PVP mode can save us, BLUbros. +--- 634910224 +>>634910165 +Just let them in normal PvP. Every other job in there gets a separate loadout that disregards lore anyway. +--- 634910280 +>>634910165 +I used to think Kimahri couldn't be beat in terms of being pathetic as a BLU, but XIV really proved me wrong. +--- 634910304 +>>634909037 +Glad to have confirmation you're a pedo as well as an avatarfag. +--- 634910395 +>>634910154 +>BLU can't be a real job, the class fantasy is casting bad breath on a boss and ganking them with status ailments +lmao +Even the Masked Carnivale enemies (i.e. the ones supposedly designed to be BLU fodder) started being immune to everything from level 60 onwards. Now Bad Breath is basically BLU Reprisal, but on the GCD, since the only effects that actually stick are the damage down and the beyond crappy DoT. +--- 634910468 +>>634872000 (OP) +In the next Final Fantasy 14.2 MMO, I want Maple Story airship travel mechanics, specifically where low levels have to hide below deck as the high levels fight off attacks above but can risk running up on deck to grab valuable loot and be killed +--- 634910515 +>>634910468 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLBIuyo7EYc [Embed] +--- 634910575 +>>634910515 +Actually this video is better. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wuppqlt6js [Embed] +--- 634910786 +A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES +--- 634910853 +>>634910575 +>>634910515 +I want it back. I want more reason to be around people outside instanced stuff. It's not likely to be fixed in 14 so whatever the next one is better have it. +--- 634910893 +>>634910224 +>PvP BLU that can copy other people's abilities +--- 634910910 +Can you retards stay in your fucking containment general +--- 634910947 +>>634910910 +Can you kiss my ass? +--- 634911036 +>>634910893 +Sticky Tongue to yoink people into your team +Devour steals the victim's ability +Quina build +--- 634911096 +>>634910910 +Ain't avatarfagging bannable? +--- 634911150 +>>634910947 +BOOTA +--- 634911164 +>>634911096 +Anything is a bannable offense these days, while things that usually should be get ignored. +--- 634911174 +>>634911096 +Point to the avatarfag and I'll tell you why you're an idiot. +--- 634911249 +>>634911174 + +>>634872613 +>>634894364 +>>634894551 +>>634898253 +>>634900897 +>>634901274 +>>634909037 +--- 634911292 +>>634911249 +Reaction images for the most part. +You don't know what an avatarfag is, and have never had the misfortune to know why the rule was put in place. +--- 634911395 +>>634911292 +Shut the fuck up attention whore, your potato trio has been plaguing these threads for a while. +Fuck off to /vg/. +--- 634911491 +>>634875643 +>>634875991 +>>634876328 +>if im bad at it that means its ''''artificial''' difficulty +classic cope +--- 634911580 +>>634911292 +Avatar fagging is where a person posts using pictures of a character (often used as a reaction) with their image for no real reason beyond they're using it as their avatar. +It's usually done in circlejerky threads where the avatarfags are often major posters. +It's big on /a/, /mlp/, and /tv/. +Also here when the same 3 retarded lalafells constantly post their shitty characters. +--- 634911652 +>>634911292 +An avatarfag is someone who uses the same pictures over and over as an identifier, which is why the rule is the same one that bans signature usage. How many times are you going to pretend you weren't already blown the fuck out on this point you arrogant nigger? +--- 634911716 +>>634911395 +>>634911580 +>>634911652 +And yet those three are still around despite your reports. +Curious. +Almost like you're wrong and refuse to accept it. +--- 634911812 +>>634911716 +Almost like the janitors have a known grudge against these threads and notoriously suck at their "jobs" on top of that. Go on and give me your arrogant faggot cope about why it the rule treats signature usage and avatar usage as the same thing if it's not about identification? +--- 634911819 +>>634910893 +So like gnb? You realize how shit gnb is in pvp? +--- 634911945 +>>634911716 +>And yet those three are still around despite your reports. +wowjanny hates XIV threads +Avatarfags further ruining the threads puts a big smile on wowjanny's face +--- 634912003 +>mods that just take the existing game models and upscale them = based +>mods that replace existing game models with out of place clashing shit = cringe +--- 634912072 +Why is "Best Served with Cold Steel" the gayest mission in all of MSQ? +Why did they think at level 60+, players want to use their basic rotation for half an hour with no threat of being defeated? +Why can the Warrior of Light beat fucking Ultima Weapon but does chip damage vs Grynewaht? +--- 634912086 +>>634911819 +>You realize how shit gnb is in pvp? +Not really. +--- 634912092 +CBU3 should really stop wasting resources on this shit and just make additional trials since that's what the gameplay is really designed for. +--- 634912116 +>>634911812 +>>634911945 +>muh boogeymen jannies awawa meanie booboo +Jesus christ. Just accept they're not breaking any rules, and that you just seethe because they're Lalafell like the rest of the spergs. +--- 634912143 +>>634912072 +He has a gunshield so his defense is really high. Also you did less than chip damage to Ultima Weapon until Hydaelyn buffed you. +--- 634912168 +>>634911819 +GNB does not steal other people's abilities. +--- 634912169 +>>634912086 +Negro +--- 634912248 +>>634912116 +Janny has spent the better part of 10 years deleting FF14 threads on sight. I noticed you couldn't even come up with any explanation about the rule wording. Kill yourself. +--- 634912291 +>>634912143 +Okay, let's do Nidhogg instead then. +So Grynewaht is stronger than the Azure Dragoon with two eyes belonging to the First Flight. +k. +--- 634912315 +>>634912116 +Let's not pretend. +https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/7094015 +https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/8572272 +https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/36092615/ +We both know you niggers have been ruining XIV theads. Yet you remain ignorant. +--- 634912328 +>>634912291 +You were buffed by Hraesvelgr's eye for Nidhogg. +--- 634912447 +>>634912328 +Hraesvelgr said "You didn't even use it, wow that was a waste of time" and you, the player, agree +--- 634912452 +>>634912315 +>lalas make 6 total posts among the three of them today +>15+ seething posts made about their existence +Gee, I wonder who's "ruining XIV threads"? +>inb4 "you're posting too" +I wouldn't be if you'd shut the fuck up about your awawa booboo bogeymen. +--- 634912479 +>>634888504 +I hope your wedding date won't coincide with the one of Shtola and me! +--- 634912564 +>>634912447 +It shows you pulling power from it right when it reveals you have it. +--- 634912674 +>>634912564 +and after you defeat nidhogg both the player and hraesvelgr agree the power wasn't necessary + +did alphinaud have an eye too? +--- 634912716 +>>634910947 +More +--- 634912748 +>>634912674 +Alphinaud didn't fight Nighogg +--- 634912786 +>>634912748 +alphinaud pulled an eye out of estinien though +--- 634912838 +>>634907102 +That looks genuinely like shit. She wouldn't be able to move, her every moment would be agony. The glam is tacky as fuck and you somehow managed to make AuRa look even worse than they usually do. Why is it that people who post this stuff always have the most cursed setups, I haven't seen any modding that actually improves the game, it is all awful coomer shit or adding more modern shit into the game. +--- 634912987 +>>634881846 +He won't, it's purely a means of syncing modder's setups between participants so everyone can see each others' modded looks. The only way it'd draw his attention is if people started using it as a vector for malware attacks on the playerbase, and such an attack would actually be an engine-level filesystem RCE exploit. +--- 634913096 +>>634912987 +If someone ever did do that, however, it would be the final nail in the coffin for modders. It would be something wouldn't just get a stern word from YoshiP. The devs would HAVE to lock it all down. + +...one of you needs to do it. +--- 634913341 +Bunnyfell +--- 634913395 +>>634913096 +It already is the most blatant violation of the ToS, they always say you should keep it on the down low if you do it, but people are so incredibly brazen that the need to clamp down hard. I genuinely hope the graphics update will outright break modding except for FFAlex/NoClippy because that should be the fucking standard. +--- 634913441 +>>634913341 +you guys get real needy when you aren't the center of attention for more than 5 seconds +--- 634913469 +>>634912838 +The only mods that really hold value are upscales, or clothing compatibility mods that work with better body mods if you're playing a male. And I guess some hairs. The super coomer stuff is almost always garbage and ripped from somewhere. Unfortunately the mod scene has been inundated by people coming from second life. It's painfully obvious as they've flooded the mod archives with low res full black body tattoos and shit just like you'de find in SL. It's only going to get worse from here and within a year this game is going to be double the hellscape it is now. + +Run while you still can. +--- 634913481 +>>634913395 +Secondlife modbeasts will be just fine +Mare/Textools replaces textures and they're just updating textures, nothing will change +--- 634913535 +>>634913441 +--- 634913550 +>>634913441 +Nah, I just found a cute picture of a lala with fluffy bunny ears and wanted to post it +Keep seething impotently about Hydaelyn's chosen race though, antispudite +--- 634913562 +>>634913481 +>textools +Is getting more outdated by the day with how fast penumbra is advancing. +--- 634913614 +>>634913395 +>xivalexander/noclippy +so you cheat +--- 634913719 +>>634892380 +--- 634913745 +>>634913395 +personally as a mod enjoyer myself I also hope this shit gets broken forever +the shit some of these people do is simply disgusting and shouldn't be allowed +--- 634913790 +>>634911491 +do the fight, dumbass +--- 634913805 +>>634913481 +>Mare/Textools replaces textures and they're just updating textures, nothing will change +WoW devs have found a really good way of making modding incredibly inconvenient: With every patch, they will change something in the way the WoW character models are held together. It doesn't affect the vanilla game at all but all mods just break and need to be re-examined in blender. They do that even in random hotfixes. Naturally modders lose interest in maintaining their shit really quickly. + +Wish they'd do that in XIV. +--- 634913838 +>>634872000 (OP) +>I think they both look pretty kino by it's own standards. +>What do you think? +I think there's nothing kino about doing the same rotations in reskins of the same fights. zoomers +--- 634913846 +>>634872000 (OP) +I've completed the MSQ and I still don't understand half the shit people talk about in these threads. +--- 634913870 +>>634913846 +Like what? +--- 634913872 +>>634913745 +Its sad, because there are some neat mods for fixing shitty looking hands or replacing animations. But since 99% of mods are this shit, I kinda want to agree with you. +--- 634913889 +>>634906264 +Europeans like to play videogames so they notice FFXIV has gone to shit. +A significant number (but not all) of Americans, who are over-represented on 4chan, just want to goon and roleplay so they're in Limsa all day and don't care if the rest of the game is falling apart. +--- 634913952 +>>634913395 +>it's not okay if people use mods to do harmless client-side texture swaps or model changes that don't affect anyone except the one who's using them +>but it's perfectly okay to use literal cheat mods in order to get a mechanical advantage over anyone who doesn't use them, because I use them myself! + +Self-serving hypocrites like you will be first against the wall. +--- 634914001 +>>634878361 +So I'm confused about Mare + +Let's say two players have two different hair mods. Both of them replace the same vanilla hair. What would someone with Mare see? Would one hair mod override the other? I don't get it. +--- 634914027 +>>634913952 +Yeah, whats your problem? One fixes a glaring issue with the net code and the other is just coomers shitting the game environment up. One deserves the stay and coomers deserve to be shot. +--- 634914028 +>>634872000 (OP) +Dead tranny containment game +--- 634914071 +>>634914001 +You will see your hair mod and the one they are using. Mare will download the data of every ones mods. +--- 634914074 +>>634914028 +--- 634914085 +>Game's netcode is so absurdly bad that people get into arguments about whether or not packet spoofing constitutes cheating. +>On one hand it meets all definitions of cheating. +>On the other hand, the game plays like complete and utter shit if you're over 100ms ping so people feel forced to use the spoofing tool. +The only solution is to just quit this shit game lmao. +--- 634914129 +I can guarantee that not a single person in this thread has cleared TOP without using plugins for the entirety of their prog and without benefitting from anyone else using plugins for callouts/am/etc. +Not a SINGLE person. +Protip: If you're not using plugins but still using callouts from somebody using cact or getting automarked, you're using plugins. +--- 634914131 +>>634914085 +Is that all noclippy does? +Be honest. +--- 634914153 +>>634913614 +If I have to cheat to get the same ping japanese and west coast people get then yes, I'm going to cheat. Fuck you. If you don't want me to cheat, fix your game so that rotations aren't dependent on fucking latency. +--- 634914184 +>>634914074 +--- 634914186 +Couldn't you just make a burner account, join a public mare syncshell and just report everyone using it? You literally have all the evidence right there. +--- 634914206 +>>634913441 +Some people just like playing as the cute goofy dwarves. Not everyone is a degenerate. +--- 634914218 +>>634914186 +What evidence does square have to confirm it, retard? +--- 634914231 +>>634914131 +Yes, actually. +--- 634914235 +>>634914186 +what evidence? What information are you capable of reporting? Unless there is proof in game or the lodestone, square has nothing. +--- 634914237 +>>634914085 +My favorite thing about FFXIV devs is that every single attempt on the part of the playerbase to get them to understand the problems with their netcode (such as re-applying your animation lock after your client receiving a response from the server) has been met with Yoshida being like "huh???" and not understanding the issue at all. +--- 634914259 +>>634914231 +I don't believe you. +--- 634914334 +>>634914131 +I don't actually have direct familiarity with the tool because I live close to the datacenters of my region, so I've never used it. +What I find embarrassing is the fact that so many people are using what amounts to a cheating program, just to get the game to work as intended, because the tonedeaf devs refuse to fix their shitty animation lock code. +--- 634914339 +bluemage is the only fun class in this clown game. +--- 634914362 +>>634913889 +Pretty much this. +Lonely, fat and depressed american burgers are shit at video games anyway so all they do is modbeast and afk in between beating their meat. They dont care that the game is pure dogshit now because they are not ene playing it. +--- 634914418 +>>634914237 +At least feigning ignorance until a fix is out is better than Harada calling Tekken fans retards because he’s too stuck in his ways to add proper rollback. +--- 634914507 +>>634914418 +>feigning +--- 634914549 +>>634914259 +The game actively slows you down/eats your inputs depending on your latency. It has nothing to do with the latency its self (that only affects things the game does to you, not the other way around). While it would be perfectly capable of accepting all your inputs regardless of latency, it literally says "Nope, your latency is X, I can't accept this right now". So what Alex and NoClippy do is telling the game "My latency is really low!" and XIV is "Oh cool, go ahead then." It is very literally what WoW has been using since the beginning. + +So all it does is resolve a literal artificial slowdown the game imposes on you the further you are away from the server. +--- 634914573 +>>634914507 +Touché. +Maybe they just don’t care. I don’t live in the boondocks so I’ve not really experienced these issues so I wouldn’t know how severe they are. +--- 634914593 +>>634913952 +--- 634914596 +>>634914418 +>until a fix is out +Not gonna happen. Requires engine rework as it changes how the game plays and how client server interact. Give up on that thought. If they keep kicking the can down the road for the glam system instead of redesigning it, there is no way in hell something like that which is far more complex will happen. +--- 634914638 +>>634914573 +I don't give a fuck what Yoshida has to say on the matter. There is no way this game is lasting another decade. +--- 634914687 +>>634914638 +oops +>>634914596 +--- 634914694 +>>634914593 +That is due to the very slow server ticks tho. WoW refreshes really fast while XIV has this weirdly slow update pattern. I'd guess it is due to either cost saving on servers or some console shit. Or maybe a relic from the 1.0 days. +--- 634915362 +>>634914694 +it feels like shit, especially with enemy cast times forcing you to pop CDs way too early +also WoW's tab targeting is godly compared to this one +--- 634915421 +>>634910165 +Quina's blue magic blew. +--- 634915490 +>>634914206 +the ones who aren't horny degens are just annoying as shit instead +--- 634915761 +>>634915362 +>also WoW's tab targeting is godly compared to this one +This is undeniable. I have no idea why XIV's TAB targeting sucks so fucking much, it literally kills me all the time in pvp. +--- 634915870 +>>634915761 +it can get "moderately" better by fiddling with the targeting controls but yeah its almost complete unrepentant garbage. +--- 634915908 +>>634915761 +Sometimes I'll be trying to dot everything in a dungeon, 3-4 ads at most and it just won't target the third one, opting to cycle between what I've already dotted. It's actually baffling that I have to manually click it, drives me fucking nuts +and yeah PvP is horseshit, I'll be in front of a WHM at 20% and it'll target anything but that guy, until he heals back to full that is +--- 634915951 +>>634915761 +>>634915362 +There are some options in the setup to handle the tab targeting, but yeah it feels weird. +--- 634915978 +>>634915761 +Didn't WoW update its tab tagetting to be worse at some point? Maybe like in Legion or something? I remember finding it to be completely intuitive in how it cycles through nearby enemies and then at some point it just started acting all retarded targetting shit behind you and shit you're not even in combat with. +--- 634916020 +>>634914001 +You cna have 100 different mods that affect the same item installed because you can set every single one to work only on specific character or or race +--- 634916021 +>>634915951 +I am using Cone as type 1 was an horror beyond my comprehension +unless there's more I can do? +--- 634916204 +>>634916021 +That is as good as it gets, I am afraid.. +--- 634916327 +>>634914001 +Mare creates a unique profile for each player and assigns it, which is why even if you have the same item replaced with a different thing, each player will see the proper replacement instead of the same thing. +--- 634916371 +>>634907102 +Is this femra taken? +--- 634916391 +>>634916020 +you dont even need mare for that, you only need to make a personal penumbra category for yourself. +--- 634916429 +>>634914593 +Oh yeah it's absolutely undeniable that WoW's movement mogs any mmo in existence. No other mmo ever had felt as good to control the character in. +--- 634916432 +>>634916204 +--- 634916748 +>>634916391 +Exactly an mare plugin uses penumbra category thing to sync other people's mods only with their characters so there are no conflicts like this at least +--- 634916894 +>>634912479 +She is cool. I hope we keep her and Estinien for 7.0. +--- 634917056 +>>634916894 +They and WoL will be locked up in eorzean jail for causing a calamity. 7.0 will start with a prison break by the Scions that didn't participate. +--- 634917095 +>>634917056 +>Everyone who finished 6.55 is locked in mordion gaol until the expac drops +--- 634917109 +>>634917056 +>a retread of heavensward after an entire 30 minute cutscene of the world coming together to collectively suck your dick +absolutely not going to happen but ok. +--- 634917190 +>imgur is dying +>all those ffxiv smut albuns gone to the dust +DEAD GAME DEAD GAME +--- 634917192 +>>634917109 +A retread of the end of ARR sounds absolutely on brand for the start of a new storyline. Just have the city leaders be all like "We don't want to do this but the victims of the calamity demand we do something even worse." +--- 634917261 +>>634915951 +The most important by far is actually binding "target nearest target" because by default it is not bound. +--- 634917357 +>>634872000 (OP) +BLM is for Warp and Warp II, you're better off subbing red mage for the MP efficiency or ninja for the utility of utsusemi. +--- 634917818 +>>634917056 +The only thing I could see happen is that WoL, Y'shtola and Estinien are getting locked into the Void or something and they will make a time skip. Would also be the point where new players would join since the 100% will give people the option to skip ARR to EW starting with 7.0. +--- 634918364 +>>634913790 +i already have 5 clears, if anything it's way too easy. Once we get i635 dungeon gear the fight will get absolutely smashed since the only remotely difficult thing about it is the dps check +--- 634918423 +>>634917818 +I wonder if Varshahn going through that too would mean Vrtra's body in the Source just stands completely still and unreactive for a couple of years until we return (cause if they do go with the timeskip, I don't think they'll go any longer than that, or else too much stuff would have to change and every other Scion would get fucked over). +--- 634918795 +>>634917818 +>time skips +>they pull an avatar and XIV Fantasy is basically modern world now +>NPCs are driving cars, wearing blue jeans and shirts +>"We have seen that modern clothing was most popular with players, so we adjusted." +--- 634918839 +>>634918795 +--- 634919252 +>>634918795 +Finally I can unsub for good. +--- 634920097 +I did not expect so many alexander raids, jesus +--- 634920551 +the gold saucer would be a great thing to do while sitting in queue +too bad this game is fucking STUPID +--- 634922653 +>>634920551 +its a great place to craft though diff --git a/v/634874672.txt b/v/634874672.txt index 2d5e52ef97951237571c09b13288761d33c94d55..baa227f1dd6715e8dbb6ddbc1cede70071817740 100644 --- a/v/634874672.txt +++ b/v/634874672.txt @@ -68,8 +68,6 @@ F FFFFF F F ---- 634876432 ->ZOMGGGG LE HECKIN EPIC TRIFORCE MEME OLDFAGS WONNNN --- 634876436 ▲ ▲ ▲ @@ -122,8 +120,6 @@ superior Egyptian technology. --- 634876951 NI▲GG ▲ER▲ ---- 634876960 ->HWNBAG --- 634876998 ▲ All ▲ I ▲ have ▲ actually ▲ gained ▲ from ▲ this ▲ is ▲ the ▲ ability ▲ to ▲ create ▲ triangles▲ --- 634877103 @@ -297,3 +293,1196 @@ this is bullshit >>634874912 ▲ ▲▲ +--- 634885151 +>>634874912 +this USED to work +I don't know how it works now, though I once heard that if you really know what you're doing, you can do it on a phone +All I can do now is +>▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634885224 +>>634876951 +a daring synthesis +--- 634885308 +>>634879248 +I kneel +--- 634885391 +▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634885467 +>>634879842 +᲼▲᲼▲ +᲼᲼▲ +--- 634885684 +>>634875028 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634885763 +▲ + ▲▲ +--- 634885770 +Triangle +Triangle Triangle +--- 634885872 +>>634885151 +It doesn't work anymore. What that does is insert a non-breaking space, which old 4chan didn't filter. Modern 4chan filters almost the entirety of non-printables and weird unicode. +--- 634885927 +>>634874672 (OP) +▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634886115 +>>634874815 +>add blacked watermark +>remove black artists credit +ironic coming from a jew +--- 634886224 +. +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634888525 +>>634876951 +NI▲ER +▲GG▲ +--- 634889343 +▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634889371 +>>634874912 + ▲ +▲▲ +--- 634889547 +>>634874815 +>spade edit +kys cuckfaggot +>verification not required +--- 634889723 +>literally not a single person in this thread has actually triforced +is it actually impossible now? or does nobody know how to do it? +--- 634889745 +So many newfags here. +--- 634889803 +_▲ +< . > +--- 634889823 +ˢˢ▲ +▲™▲ +--- 634889954 +>>634874912 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634889986 +bros.... +--- 634890010 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634890038 +>>634889986 +Why do the jews have to ruin everything? +--- 634890048 +ß▲ +▲ß▲ +--- 634890052 +>>634878187 +what the fuck +--- 634890064 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634890096 +>>634874912 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634890103 +..▲ +▲▲ +--- 634890117 +>>634890064 +HE DID IT +--- 634890128 +>>634878187 +> ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +>̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +--- 634890140 +you guys are disgusting +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634890159 +>>634874912 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634890184 +>>634874912 +▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634890286 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634890291 +▲ +▲▲ +I do not understand +--- 634890293 +᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼> ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ + +>̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +--- 634890296 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634890361 +>>634890293 +now make it all green +--- 634890415 +leaks where +--- 634890476 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634890552 +>>634874815 +here's the original image +don't download the shitty edit version some random pajeet made +--- 634890584 +▲ +▲▲ +If this don't work I quit +--- 634890606 +Have you heard of the QUADFORCE? +▲▲ +▲▲ +--- 634890643 +▲▲ +▲ +--- 634890701 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634890719 +>>634890606 +not appealing +--- 634890748 +>>634874912 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634890783 +>>634890140 +>inspect element to see how it's done +>it works +finally after 13 years i can do it +>>634890476 +--- 634890812 +Trump won +--- 634890850 +__▲__ +_▲▲_ +--- 634890872 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634890879 +>>634890812 +everyone knows +--- 634890883 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634890953 +>>634890812 +he's going to jail though +--- 634891027 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634891053 +>>634874912 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634891086 +>>634890953 +>though +--- 634891193 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634891327 +>>634874912 +--- 634891375 +>>634879842 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634891398 +Here is how you triforce▲ +There is a triforce here▲▲ +--- 634891495 +> ▲ +>▲ ▲ +--- 634891536 +▲▲▼▼◀►◀►BA +--- 634891565 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634891702 +>>634890140 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634891743 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634891840 +>>634891757 +you can do it!! +--- 634891878 +᲼>>634891743 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634891889 +>>634889803 +Nice hat. +--- 634891898 +/\ +/\/\ +--- 634891948 +▲ +◢◣ +--- 634891979 +Type TRI then mark it and press CTRL+ALT+F. It should turn into gobbledygook but once you post it eill be triforce +--- 634892095 +>you should be able to solve this +i hope i can + +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634892151 +>>634891979 +Where is the ctrl or alt button? +--- 634892294 +>>634874912 + ▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634892328 +►.........▲.........◀ +►........▲▲.......◀ +--- 634892451 +>>634892151 +dumb itard. You need a computer to do that. Maybe you could buy a keyboard and connect it to your phone, but phones dont have ctrl or alt. Zoomers are really ruining civilization. + +the joke being there are young adults who don't know this +--- 634892519 +>>634891889 +Damn he's got a long dick +--- 634892583 +>>634889723 +Invisible characters don't display, that's why every "successful" one has something visible +--- 634892601 +>>634890128 +what the fuck is that +--- 634892650 +√36=6 +√0=0 +√(-1)=i + +√▲=x +x=? +--- 634892759 +̸͔͍̞̟̜̱̰͓͔̼̘͋̈́͌͂̑̔͜ ̸̢̨͇͔̱̼̮̖̻̓̒̀͑̾́̀̇̑͘͘▲̶̨̢̫̤͔̝̝̖͖͈͖͔̠̀̀̃̾͛̈̒͒̀̀̈́̇͝ͅ +̶̨͖͕̳̩͉̰͉̦̪͚̙̎̍̉̂͑̑̂̌̈́́̚͝ͅ▲̷̡͔̜̜͚̦͎͐̊̍͑̀̇̆̀▲̴̨̫̟̭̖̘̹̜̻̹̺̝̃̀̉̿͗̔̽͆͒̀̽̆̚ +--- 634892931 +>>634890140 +>>634890476 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634892932 +>>634892759 +Corrupted Triforce! +--- 634892975 +▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634892987 +>>634892601 +>first time witnessing the triforce summoning ritual +pfff.. newfags +--- 634893009 +>>634892931 +--- 634893340 +>>634878187 +stop crossing the timelines this instant +--- 634893450 +>>634879842 +>᲼▲ +>▲▲ +--- 634893624 +>>634893009 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634893749 +>>634874912 +>Step 1: Put on NumLock +>mfw when TKL fag +--- 634893893 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634893909 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634893923 +>>634892987 +>that filename +LONG LIVE THE OLDFAG +--- 634893978 +>>634893624 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634894013 +▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634894170 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634894176 +any TOLK edits of link fusing a newfag triforce and holding it up triumphantly? +--- 634894179 +>>634874672 (OP) +however, you lack commitment +--- 634894263 +>>634874672 (OP) +&nbsp +--- 634894518 +>>634874672 (OP) +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634894827 +>>634874912 +--- 634894902 +>>634893923 +--- 634895062 +.̴̥̯͈͋̃̈́ ̷̟̞̈͜ͅ▲̶̨̠̫̤̇̒̃ +̶͍̈́͝▲̷͌͜ ̴̛̘̼̀͠ͅ▲̴̟̉̈ͅ +--- 634895123 +>>634895062 +BOYS WE'RE GETTING CLOSE +--- 634895405 +>>634874912 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634896129 +>>634875039 +IT'S TOO LATE ANON. THIS IS MY FINAL MESSAGE. GOODBY +--- 634896227 +▲▲▲ +--- 634896240 +>>634888525 +niergg? +--- 634896283 +>>634894902 +Damnnn +--- 634896285 +>>634896227 +One more time + +ASSEMBLE: + +▲▲ ▲ +--- 634896336 +..▲ +▲▲ +--- 634896392 +>>634874912 + ▲ + ▲▲ +--- 634896447 +>>634896336 +cheater. +--- 634896845 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634896960 +Can a mod, please, call Hiro and ask him to bring the triforce back? +--- 634897192 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634897221 +>>634895062 +Link...something is wrong... +--- 634897289 +>>634874672 (OP) + ▲ +▲▲ +--- 634897326 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634897386 +I copied one like nine years ago and have had it saved in a notepad ever since... +▲ +▲▲ +It's a little old and deformed now +--- 634897426 +o +--- 634897503 +>>634882128 +He’s an open christian and the idea of sincerely believing in something beyond immediate pleasure through things like sex, coom, internet validation, gender identity or le heckin dank w33d scares their irony-poisoned brains +He mourned Byuu (who’s not actually dead btw) so they cant even immediately smear him as a homophobic bigot like they did with Chris Pratt +--- 634897520 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +test +--- 634897532 +▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634897612 +DESU DESU +DESU ......... DESU +DESU .............. DESU +DESU .............. DESU +DESU .............. DESU +DESU ......... DESU +DESU DESU + +DESU DESU DESU +DESU +DESU +DESU DESU +DESU +DESU +DESU DESU DESU + +... DESU DESU +DESU +DESU +....... DESU +............... DESU +............... DESU +DESU DESU + +DESU ........ DESU +DESU ........ DESU +DESU ........ DESU +DESU ........ DESU +DESU ........ DESU +.... DESU DESU +--- 634897738 +>>634897520 +why this character "᲼" looks like this to me +--- 634897769 +>>634897612 +だ +--- 634897813 +>>634897738 +I get that too. Either a Firefox thing or a JPN language thing. +--- 634897880 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +finally i'm not a newfag anymore +--- 634897905 +>>634874912 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634897947 +᲼ +--- 634897979 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634898021 +Since mods got rid of the invisible unicode character you can no longer triforce or blankpost. +God I fucking despise them. +--- 634898053 +>>634898021 +why to? +--- 634898104 +>>634874912 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634898159 +>>634898021 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634898190 +>>634874672 (OP) +------------ +----▲----- +---▲▲--- +------------ +--- 634898378 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634898392 +>>634878187 +um... bros what is this +--- 634898449 +>>634874912 + % +% % +--- 634898558 +>>634874912 + % +%% +--- 634898564 +> ▲ +▲▲ +--- 634900513 +>>634874672 (OP) + +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634900953 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634901095 +>been here since 04 +>don't know how to tri force +Nobody taught me bros, and at this point its too late to ask.. +--- 634901309 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634901345 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634901347 +>>634901095 +I cheat using inspect element and just copy the spaces that someone who can actually triforce uses. +I'm just spoonfeeding because I don't deserve to succeed. +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634901380 +>>634901309 +Okay, but that was with copying and pasting. Question is, what the fuck character was that.? +--- 634901415 +Alt something alt something +Alt something +Blow me +--- 634901421 +>>634901347 +>I cheat +>still gets it wrong +--- 634901585 +>>634878187>>634890128 +Niggers fucking stop, do you want the time police on us???? +--- 634901627 +>>634898021 + +--- 634901630 +>>634878187 +Why is my cpu making weird sounds? +--- 634901658 +tr▲iforce +▲ ▲ +--- 634901660 +᲻▲ +▲▲ +--- 634901765 +>>634896240 +newegg +--- 634901780 +>>634874912 +ÿÿ +ÿ +--- 634901815 +᲼ +--- 634901836 +>>634901660 +>>634901380 +Okay, I've found what this character is, sort of, but I can't seem to type it. +--- 634901913 +>>634874672 (OP) +▶ +▶ +▶ +OH GOD MY TRIANGLES ARE THE WRONG WAY HELP +--- 634901939 +>>634897738 +You got tofu’d +Get a better font +--- 634901982 +>>634898392 +Unicode abuse +--- 634901993 +>>634897738 +only figured it out because of this anon +--- 634902007 +▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634902079 +>>634893624 +--- 634902193 +>>634893923 +>>634896283 +>tfw older than 99% of /v/ +>still a newfag because I started posting in 2012 +--- 634902202 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634902228 +>>634874912 + +z +--- 634902256 +▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634902319 +▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634902346 +I'm getting close +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634902395 +>>634874912 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634902406 +>>634902346 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634902424 +. +▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634902430 +>>634874672 (OP) +easy +--- 634902465 +>>634902406 +᲻▲ +▲▲ +--- 634902471 +>>634874912 + ∆ +∆ ∆ +--- 634902557 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634902646 +>>634902557 +--- 634902714 +>>634902465 +Okay, I had to use wordpad for that, but I didn't have to copy from anywhere, so I'm counting that as a complete win. +--- 634902937 +>>634902714 +>completely fails +>claims to "do it right anyway" +>posts a homosexual man +the ABSOLUTE STATE of faggots +--- 634902941 +>>634874912 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634902997 +>>634902430 + +▲ ▲ +▲ I ▲ + ▲ ▲ + ▲ /v/ ▲ + ▲ ▲ ▲ + ▲ ▲▲ ▲ + ▲ ▲ + ▲ +--- 634903086 +>>634875028 +▲ +▲▲> ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ + +>̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +> ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +--- 634903164 +>>634902465 +--- 634903254 +>>634902465 +--- 634903302 +>>634874672 (OP) +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634903376 +>>634893009 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634903487 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634903490 +>>634874672 (OP) +heh +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634903553 +᲼▲ +᲼▲᲼▲ +--- 634903568 +>>634874912 +newfags have no numlock +--- 634903572 +0▲ +▲▲ +--- 634903573 +>>634874672 (OP) +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634903627 +>>634874912 +instructions unclear, pissed on curtain +on an unrelated note, how do you remove piss from a curtain +--- 634903654 +_▲_ +/▲▲\ +--- 634903746 +>>634903627 +Burn it +--- 634904025 +Someone would've actually posted it right by now, not everyone would show they're a newfag otherwise. Judging by >>634897738 and >>634898021 I wonder if it is even POSSIBLE to triforce at all now. +--- 634904083 +>>634904025 +it's notpossible any more +--- 634904736 +>>634882128 +>>634897503 +I remember that the narrative last month was that Terminalmontage was a tranny cocksucker and that the christian kirby shit was fedora circlejerking and that he is pro BLM because he backtracked on the black yoshi joke +--- 634904737 +>>634903164 +Overanimated. +--- 634904894 +I'm shedding tears +These flashbacks to 2009 are flooding my mind with so many good memories +Thank you for this thread I needed this +--- 634906120 +>>634901380 +https://util.unicode.org/UnicodeJsps/character.jsp?a=1CBC +it's in among georgian letters, but it's not used +--- 634907520 +▲ + ▲ ▲ +--- 634908727 +᲼ +--- 634909026 +LOL REKT BY MOBILE FAG + +#..▲..# +..▲.▲.. +--- 634909208 +᲻▲ +▲▲ +--- 634909484 +>>634890064 +>c▲ +>▲▲ +--- 634909525 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634909540 +▲ +--- 634909996 +>>634879248 +first + ▲ +▲▲ +--- 634910027 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634910157 +>>634878187 +.Anonymous +04/22/23(Sat)01:11:47 No.634878187 +> ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ + +>̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ +--- 634910168 +>>634874672 (OP) +--- 634910471 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634910518 +>>634878187 +>has interdimensional posting powers +>still can't triforce +Embarrassing! +--- 634910570 +Γ +--- 634910635 +○◘•4 +--- 634910654 +▲ +▼ Elevator Force +--- 634910724 +▲ + +▲ ▲ +--- 634910739 +±bTÉΓz3Ç3Ç3384 +--- 634910785 +/\ \n/\/\ +--- 634910832 +/\ +/__\ +--- 634910990 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634911042 +>>634910990 +▲ + +▲▲ +--- 634911123 +▼▼ +▼ +--- 634911163 +Were dubs and other repeating numbers always absent from /v/? +--- 634911264 +>>634874912 +► +►► +--- 634911384 +▲ +▲▲ + +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634911464 +>>634890128 + Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat)04:50:54 No.634890128>>634892601 >>634901585 +>>634878187 +> ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +>̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +> ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ + +>̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +--- 634911524 +>>634878187 +what the actual fuck? and i've been here since moot invited me +--- 634911550 +>>634874912 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634912191 +>>634874912 +Do not do this it creates cyanide +--- 634912312 +>>634874912 +◘••ìì▲▲▲ +▲▲ +--- 634912365 +>>634874912 +I've been on this website for pver a decade amd mever new how to do that +--- 634912446 +>>634874912 +▲ +J1▲ +--- 634912531 +>>634878187 +>>634890128 +>>634910157 +>>634911464 +--- 634912657 +>>634874912 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634912687 +▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634912839 +>>634874912 +ÿÿ +ÿ +--- 634912938 +>>634874672 (OP) +..▲ +▲▲ +--- 634912980 +fuck triforce, we emoticon now +win key + period +--- 634913036 +(ﾟヮﾟ) +--- 634913156 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634913305 +>>634874912 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634913467 +▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634913508 +>>634874912 +▲ +▲▲ +suck my cock +--- 634913537 +>>634912980 +(ﾟヮﾟ) boskeletonrp +--- 634913769 +>>634913537 +Beep +--- 634913928 +>>634874912 +>>634913508 +▲ +▲▲ +now truly suck my cock and gargle on the cum +--- 634913929 +> ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ + +>̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +> ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ +--- 634913976 +▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634914058 +▲ +▲ ▲ +fuck you gookmoot bring my triforce back +--- 634914064 +▼ +▲ ▲ +--- 634914181 +▲ +▲ ▲ +test +--- 634914561 +>>634874672 (OP) +᲼▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634914726 +Let's see... +᲼▲᲼ +▲ ▲ +--- 634914764 +Simpler times. +--- 634914832 +>>634914726 +Hmmm... + ▲ +▲▲ +--- 634914872 +>>634914726 +>>634914832 +Fuck it last attempt. + ▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634914898 +▲ +▲ +--- 634914989 +>>634891086 +Dumb mexican +--- 634915047 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634915082 +>>634902193 +>2012 +Same. Lost my old reaction folder twice though +--- 634915094 +▲ +▲ ▲ +I swear once I figure it out Im gonna spam the instructions all over this fucking website +--- 634915156 +᲼▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634915234 +>>634874912 +It stopped working like 6 years ago +--- 634915243 +?▲ +--- 634915247 +>>634874672 (OP) +I legitimately can't triforce when I hit the codes needed for the triangle and empty space, is it because im on JP Localization?? +--- 634915309 +>>634915234 +THEN FUCKING JUST WRITE HOW DO YOU DO IT>>634915156 +>04/22/23(Sat)12:10:18 No. +--- 634915361 +ancientfag here +anyone else ever get it one time and never again? +https://zerocrates.ytmnd.com/ +--- 634915441 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634915485 +>>634914764 +I wonder if that trick still works on windows 10/11 +--- 634915534 +>>634915485 +not unless you admin+ +--- 634915680 +᲼▲ +▲ ▲ +I finally can fucking triforce, and Im a fucking step from busting this shit for everyone so your miserable life which only worth is being able to write a fucking symbol on 4channel shatters into insignificant pieces +--- 634915756 +·∆ +∆∆ +--- 634915819 +>>634915361 +Yeah. Did it once just to play with alt codes. Whippersnappers don't know but when it first started, a lot of posters were annoyed by all the fucking threads and refused to embrace it. I was one and never did it after because it was clearly for faggots. +--- 634915940 +▲ ▲▲ +▲▲ ▲ +--- 634916003 +>>634890783 +>>inspect element to see how it's done +thats the fucking solution to all wondering +--- 634916042 +lol... buncha newfags... i'd post it but i can't be bothered right now... +--- 634916073 +>>634915819 +It's nice to see these threads pop up and I even posted. +>LURK MORE +--- 634916441 +>>634874672 (OP) +>>634874912 +WATCH THIS +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634916445 +▲ +▲▲ + +▼▼ +▼ +--- 634916509 +>>634874672 (OP) +>right click +>inspect element +>copy the blank character that won't disappear when posting +>now you can triforce +fuck oldfags +--- 634916512 +>>634916073 +>not MOAR +-50 DKP +--- 634916579 +It's so fucking clOver +--- 634916601 +>>634916512 +imma newfag that got autocorrected and didn't react fast enough before poasting +--- 634916626 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634916695 +It's over for me I will never learn to triforce like super oldfags. +--- 634916709 +is the point now to not tri force? +because too bad +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634916789 +▲▼▲▼◄►◄►B A START +--- 634916820 +>>634916789 +this but the one for Ikari warriors +--- 634916881 +>>634874912 + ▲ +▲▲ +--- 634916884 +᲼▲ +▲▲ +--- 634917246 +>>634916789 +god i miss when famous websites would have this code for some silly easter egg +--- 634917321 +>>634916789 +is this a variant for some other game or did you just fuck up trying to post the konami code +--- 634917495 +EVERYONE BELOW THIS LINE IS JELLY +_________________________________________ +--- 634917572 +Hi i'm Jelly +--- 634917607 +>>634916789 +>>634917246 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmcv_iQzWg [Embed] +--- 634917634 +>>634917572 +lol u jelly +--- 634917640 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634917861 +>>634917321 +ABBA +--- 634917932 +>>634917495 +hello jelly it is me your brother jam +--- 634918185 +>>634917495 +No I'm Puddi Puddi +--- 634918316 +>game is impossible +--- 634918390 +>>634918316 +boskeletonrp +--- 634918402 +boskeletonrp +--- 634918462 +卍▲卍 +▲卍▲ +--- 634918473 +The mods made it so you get automatically permabanned for posting the whirrrrr pasta +--- 634918557 +boskeletonrp +--- 634918739 +▲ +▲ ▲ +--- 634918757 +▲ +▲▲ + +:) +--- 634919008 +>>634918473 +whirrrrrrrrrr? +--- 634919112 +>>634918473 +based +--- 634919219 +▲ +▲▲ +--- 634919351 +>>634879823 +Is it bad I like the fucked up triforce more than the normal one? It's just funnier to me. +--- 634919562 +>>634919008 +it's an old one +try this +>my roflecoper goes +>soisoisoisoisoisoisoi +--- 634919826 +>>634878187 +Fuck you, what code is it? +--- 634921042 +>>634874912 +--- 634921434 +>>634878187 +>̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +>>̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊̊ ̊̊̊ ̊̊ +--- 634921450 +▼▼ +▼ +--- 634921835 +>>634874912 +--- 634921943 +▲ +▲▲ +◄► +▼▼ +▼ +--- 634921990 +▶--------------------------- /\0(o o)0/\ +--- 634922178 +>>634918316 +boskeletonrp +--- 634922201 +>>634918316 +>boskeletonrp +--- 634922369 +>>634918316 +>bóskeletonrþ +--- 634922473 +>>634918757 + + ̸͉̳͍̦̜̮̜̑͒͋ ▲ + ̸͉̳͍̦̜̮̜̑͒͋ ▲ ▲ + +:^) diff --git a/v/634880361.txt b/v/634880361.txt index 69cd9fac686f8aa8de68eb9cfcb996cd33b7ff9a..8ec17d795e8b1d71e5352b4f92161cef435f966f 100644 --- a/v/634880361.txt +++ b/v/634880361.txt @@ -156,3 +156,501 @@ I actually never minded much about DP's speed, except for surfing. Fuck surfing Battles take too long, and when battling is all you fucking do for 90% of the game, they get old. --- 634884351 Great OST, fun premise, balanced well for the selection of pokemon you had. Never played XD, though. Not sure if I feel like it. +--- 634884652 +>>634880361 (OP) +Trying to get the end game Pokémon was stupid impossible without a masterball. Had that metal octopus thing at a sliver of health and he refused to be caught +--- 634884691 +>>634880361 (OP) +--- 634884696 +>>634880875 +>XD +fuck off back 2 reddit +--- 634884852 +>>634884652 +Yeah Metagross has a legendary Pokemon tier catch rate, the only reason people think the final boss is hard is because they make you tank that thing for 40 turns if you want to not use your master ball +--- 634884890 +>>634884691 +Ultra Sun has EXP All, therefore it is worse. +--- 634884970 +>>634884890 +Will never get the seething about xp share, every kid I grew up with just had their starter+HM slaves when it didn’t exist +--- 634884979 +I will never be able to get Ho-Oh....... +;__; +--- 634885106 +>>634884890 +But that was only a problem in ORAS because the level scaling wasn't balanced around it. +--- 634885212 +>>634884890 +>Ultra Sun has a feature that makes the game objectively better, therefore it is worse +huh? +--- 634885372 +>>634885212 +>zoomie can't be bothered to train his pokemon without gibs + +FR FR NO CAP +--- 634885517 +>>634884970 +Because I want to level up my Pokemon individually and not end up overleveled. Forced EXP All ruined Pokemon more than any other change. It's worse than Dexit +--- 634885582 +>>634885517 +You don’t end up overleveled in new Pokemon unless you grind the raids and abuse xp candy +--- 634885585 +>>634885106 +It's a problem in every game. EXP Share was balanced. EXP All breaks the game into pieces. +--- 634885638 +>>634880361 (OP) +It's fine, but it's not better than any mainline game prior to XY nor is it better than Conquest, Mystery Dungeon Red/Blue Rescue Team, Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky or Legends Arceus. +--- 634885664 +>>634885585 +But again it only did that in ORAS. I used it in swsh and still ended up at the appropriate level for the bosses because the game was balanced around it. +--- 634885915 +>>634880651 +you can kick and scream all you want but your peepee wont grow back +--- 634885935 +>>634885664 +I played S/S like I did every other Pokemon game (only catching my full team, battling every trainer) and ended up 4 - 5 levels ahead of the champion by the time I got there. With a team of 6, you're supposed to be 4 - 5 levels below the champion. An 8 - 10 level difference is insane. +--- 634885972 +>>634884979 +The grind to get Ho-Oh was so damn tedious. I made sure to make a backup save of Emerald with all the Colosseum Pokemon as soon as I got a cart dumper. +--- 634886007 +>>634880361 (OP) +>PMD Rescue Team, PMD Explorers, Conquest, Snap, New Snap, & Pokken DX +>not good +--- 634886031 +>>634880361 (OP) +Extremely slow animations make it a drag to play. I still like it a lot, but I had to use 2x speed for Mt. Battle on my replay a few years ago. +--- 634886072 +>>634880361 (OP) +It's a really unusual and unique pokemon game I guess and it just "feels" darker than normal. +I think the best Pokemon Game is still Stadium. Also by the way Stadium is 1-billion times harder than Colosseum if you play with rentals only it's virtually impossible, if you disagree it is proof you never actually played it. +--- 634886091 +>>634885517 +>Because I want to level up my Pokemon individually +Literally nothing is stopping you from doing that. + +>>634885585 +>EXP All breaks the game into pieces. +Man, Gen 6 sure mind broke DStards, huh? +--- 634886119 +>>634885972 +I don't know if the game will let me save after I get the Ho-Oh +That's what I'm fearing +--- 634886207 +>>634884852 +Just reuse master ball it's so easy even ape can do it. +--- 634886328 +>>634886119 +Because you don't have the original memory card/saveslot for that save? +--- 634886414 +>>634886091 +>Literally nothing is stopping you from doing that. +The EXP All I can't turn off does. Gen 6 and 7 at least let me turn it off, so it's not 100% fucked, but 8 and 9 are unsalvageable. + +Nu-Pokemon is shit. +--- 634886537 +>>634886328 +Yeah, I don't know how it happened +And I don't know how I can fix it +Saving in the main game works just fine +But trying to save/halt in the mt battle just doesn't work for some reason +--- 634886635 +>>634884652 +>>634884852 +>use masterball first turn of your round +>on your second turn, switch the masterball with a pokeball in your inventory +>??? +>GGEZNORE +--- 634886701 +>>634886537 +Are you playing it on console or emulator? +--- 634886737 +>>634886414 +>I’m overleveled +>No you’re not the games level curve is built around your whole party getting xp +>yeah but see if I could have less xp I would have less xp so I’m overleveled :) +--- 634886815 +>>634886414 +> The EXP All I can't turn off does +The EXP All magically stops you from using your Pokemon individually? +--- 634886882 +>>634886701 +Emulator +--- 634887021 +>>634886882 +Then I suggest making a savestate, and backups of your main save before you try the final fight. If the game freaks out and doesn't give you Ho-Oh, I think I can make a file of mine to send over. It has a static trainer name and all that. +--- 634887091 +>>634886737 +Game Freak is too incompetent to actually balance the game around the EXP Share even to this day. Considering the absolutely pathetic teams they give modern trainers, you can't possibly be in danger of losing to them unless you're 10+ levels underleveled. An underleveled Gogoat is not cutting it when compared to a Garchomp or a Dragonite that are 5 - 10 levels higher than your team. + +If Game Freak wanted to make EXP so abundant, the least they could do is make the fights more challenging to counterract that discrepancy. Or they could take the easy way out and remove the EXP All and it'll balance itself out like it did in Gens 1 - 5. +--- 634887117 +>>634887021 +Nevermind +I got it working for some reason +--- 634887210 +>>634887091 +I really don't know why Game Freak didn't make her lead with Glimmora. + +>>634887117 +Good to hear anon. Good luck on the fight. +--- 634887296 +>>634887210 +Don't worry, I have my team from Gen 3 +It'll have no trouble until maybe the last 10 fights +--- 634887304 +>>634887091 +Geeta is not the final boss and they never make the characters play optimally. 3 Dragonites with shit moves is not hard +--- 634887378 +>>634886815 +>Bro just travel with one Pokemon at a time +Are you fucking retarded? +--- 634887660 +my favorite track from coloseum + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5Kd4CHOUlE [Embed] +--- 634887770 +>>634881909 +All nice ideas except for +>I... I need EVERYTHING to be REMADE into muh MODERN GRAPHICS so I can CONSOOOOOOOOM +--- 634887815 +>>634887304 +>Geeta is not the final boss +And neither are Lance or Cynthia. There are still more fights in the post game. + +>3 Dragonite with shit moves is not hard +1. 3 Overleveled Dragonites (you'll be around level 44 - 46 when getting to the Champion because of the atrocious level curve in Johto if you run more than 4 Pokemon on your team) is absolutely threatening. Dragonite has well distributed stats and a 600 BST. +2. The movesets are actually pretty threatening. Thunder Wave is the best status move in Gen 4 that isn't Spore. Outrage is an insane 120 base power attack coming off of Dragonite's eye popping 134 base attack stat. Fire Blast/Thunder/Blizzard also come off of an above average base 100 SpA stat and are 120 base power in Gen 4. + +Meanwhile Geeta's Veluza has its worst possible ability and doesn't have its signature move, her Gogoat and Avalugg are shitmons, her Glimmor's ability is worthless when she sends it out last, and Espathra without Speed Boost is worthless. Her one and only threatening Pokemon is Kingambit, but she never sends it out last so it never gets the Supreme Overlord boost, and it also doesn't carry Sucker Punch to make up for its pathetic speed stat. +--- 634887871 +>>634887296 +IIRC those last ten battles are pretty mean. They have competitive movesets and items, and I think for solo battle the final battle has a legendary too. +--- 634887874 +>>634887210 +>I really don't know why Game Freak didn't make her lead with Glimmora. +Too hard prease understand +we have to make sure kids can beat the game so that their parents will keep buying them. +--- 634887893 +>>634887378 +That’s not what I said. +--- 634887919 +>>634887770 +Metroid Prime Remastered looked beautiful. Updating the texture quality and models couldn't hurt. The most commonly downloaded mods for emulated Gen 6, 7, and 8 games are all texture/model improvements for a reason. +--- 634887954 +>>634881909 +I'm fine with everything as long as there's no physical/special (tranny) split. +--- 634887979 +>>634887893 +Then what you said was even more retarded than the faithful interpretation of your "argument". +--- 634888009 +>>634887091 +>I played gen 4 and 5 as a retarded toddler so that means they were balanced +DStards are funny. +--- 634888053 +>>634887815 +Cynthia and Lance are effectively final bosses considering the credits start rolling after you defeat them. +Credits don't roll after Geeta. Only when AI Turo/Sada are defeated. +--- 634888058 +>>634887954 +The physical/special split is a necessary improvement. Not even the retards on /vp/ agree that it's a bad thing, and they're willing to slurp up modern Pokemon games directly from Masuda's bug-filled anus. +--- 634888090 +>>634887919 +Maybe you're right. I'm sorry. +--- 634888117 +>>634888009 +I played Gen 4 and 5 as a teenager/adult. +--- 634888235 +>>634888053 +The credits rolling do not mean they're the final boss. Lance's refight is the final boss in Gen 2. Red and Mt Silver are the only post game it has. Cynthia IS the final boss, however. +--- 634888261 +>>634887815 +Those movesets are not good, they are designed to be taken advantage of with low accuracy and hyper beam trade off especially since the AI just clicks random moves. +--- 634888427 +>>634888261 +When the AI uses Dragon Rush, it may as well have perfect accuracy. +I've seen myself miss more Play Roughs (95% accuracy) than I've seen Lance miss his Dragon Rushes. +--- 634888447 +>>634888261 +The AI doesn't click random moves. It clicks what it calculates as being the most powerful move. If it detects that multiple moves can KO your Pokemon, it becomes RNG to choose what it uses. + +The movesets ARE good, they're just not competitive tier. For an in game team, they're really good. All you could really do to improve the last Dragonite is give it Dragon Dance and Extreme Speed. +--- 634888840 +>>634887660 +my favorite track from colosseum, the theme of my nigga miror b. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BHhJUd6pRI [Embed] +--- 634889574 +>>634888447 +The AI may be different for "important" battles like the E4 and rival, but the AI for most other battles might as well be deliberately random. In fact, the AI deliberately uses a weaker attack or some stat change move instead of knocking out your pokemon. +--- 634889718 +>>634880361 (OP) +Back when Pokemon was actually good. Gen 5 ruined everything +--- 634891572 +>>634889574 +I’m pretty sure the AI only picks optimal moves in battle tower etc, even the champions of old games don’t pick optimal moves. +--- 634891661 +Gameplay was shit, world and music were kino that Pokemon will never reach again. +--- 634893409 +>>634881334 +>ignoring gbc lighting +>ignoring crystal animated sprites +>ignoring the best ost in the franchise +kys +>>634881515 +He's saying that because he clearly started with HG/SS +はい。 +--- 634894098 +>>634887954 +>I'm fine with everything as long as there's no physical/special (tranny) split. +You wouldn't say that to my face. +--- 634894403 +>>634880361 (OP) +The aesthetic and music was great. Didn't even care too much for pokemon as a kid. But motorcycling around steampunk desert oasis's, lush green forests, and Detroit +--- 634894439 +Reminder that anyone complaining about the physica/special split is the same 5 schizos that have been doing it for years. +They don't even believe the nonsense they say. They just say contrarian shit to farm (You)s. +>inb4SchizoRepliesToMe +--- 634894669 +>>634894439 +What argument could one possibly make in the pre-split's favor? Entire archetypes of pokemon were unusable. +--- 634894730 +>>634888117 +Sure you did, Unovafag. +--- 634894779 +>>634894669 +Alakazam STILL doesn't have any good coverage since losing the elemental punches 20 years ago +--- 634895131 +I like the snag mechanic AND double battles. +--- 634896358 +>everytime I see that pic this theme kicks in +https://youtu.be/xM-wsSYoZC4 [Embed] +--- 634896938 +>>634880970 +clover is embarrassingly bad so i'm not going to look at anything else you recommend +--- 634896964 +>>634896938 +Clover is fun +--- 634899578 +>>634896358 +Cipher's banger battle songs are honestly more memorable than even shitter teams like Flare and Yell. +--- 634900084 +>>634896358 +RICO +BRrRrRrRRrRRr~! +--- 634901425 +>>634886414 +can someone in this thread explain what happened from gen 6 that the vast majority of people consider that Pokemon became trash since this generation? +last Pokemon game I played was Diamond in 2008. Is it because they started cutting Pokemon or something else? +--- 634901605 +>>634880361 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JghcmB-_N_w [Embed] +--- 634901698 +>>634901605 +This game had very good boss battles, and were actually challenging. +It's something newer Pokemon is lacking, genuinely hard battles. +--- 634901823 +>>634901425 +It’s retards who play super casually crying about the battle frontier/PWT. +--- 634901925 +>>634901698 +>This game had very good boss battles, and were actually challenging. +Yeah I liked a lot of the teams using weather strats and earthquake w/Protect/Levitate mons. Made them more interesting to fight versus most Elite Four main series teams. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlOD6jDRqg4 [Embed] +--- 634902046 +>>634901425 +>can someone in this thread explain what happened from gen 6 that the vast majority of people consider that Pokemon became trash since this generation? +literally nothing, zoomers just suddenly started crying about every 3D game after dexit happened in 2019 +--- 634902360 +>>634882286 +cope millinial those were good got filtered by not getting charizard +--- 634902704 +>>634882441 +every time some retard here claims the year zoomers were born the number gets lower +--- 634903262 +>>634894098 +*gets closer and grabs anon* did I stutter? +--- 634903780 +Every pokemon game you can beat by overleveling your starter and muscle you way through everything. You can't do that in Colosseum. Espeon and Umberon are not that strong. Trainers and bosses actually have high level shit. It really is the only pokemon game that requires team composition over brute force. +--- 634903809 +>>634903710 +That's a man... +--- 634904030 +>>634903809 +so right up /v/'s alley then +--- 634904121 +>i wish there was a real main line pokemon game on a console +--- 634904135 +>>634901425 +>A lot of people felt like Pokemon designs started to feel more nonsensical or like they were losing their idea of what a Pokemon actually was with each new game. +I think each gen has its fair share of good and bad Pokemon. I can kind of understand where KANTOOOOOO fanboys are coming from from the design aspect but overall it's felt like they've been fairly consistent with what a Pokemon is. The main issue now is that a lot of their new Pokemon are just straight up ugly (Frigibax, Bruxish, and Cetoddle are some quick examples off the top of my head), they don't even look like Pokemon (Ceruledge and Armarouge are just Mavericks from Megaman while Impidimp's line and the new DLC Pokemon look like they were lifted straight out of Yokai Watch), or they're just boring like Glimmet's line. +>They keep introducing new mechanics only to throw them out immediately once a new game comes out (Megas, Z-moves, Dynamax, Agile/Power attacks, and now Terastallizing.) +>BW, XY, S&M, and SWSH heavily railroaded you to a patronizing degree with XY, S&M, and SWSH outright refusing to let you move seemingly five feet without dialogue dumps. +>Hau (and to a lesser degree Hop) completely ruined their games. +>LGPE cut a lot of gameplay mechanics and felt like it was dumbed down significantly which irked a lot of people since it was a modern Yellow remake. +>ORAS was a complete mess and if I remember right wasn't based off of Emerald. +>BDSP was not only the worst remake they could have done in terms of execution, but it wasn't based off of Platinum. +>They went from making EXP Share optional to togglable to always on, but the games aren't balanced for it existing (Even the ones where it's forced on) and it basically forces you to keep rotating your teams out perpetually so they don't break the trainers. +>They keep dumbing down trainers to the point that even trainers in endgame areas of SV have only one or two single Pokemon. +--- 634904228 +>>634880361 (OP) +I was filtered. Was enjoying the entire game just fine, up until I did the 100 Battle Challenge, beat 99 trainers, then the last bastard literally CHEATED by hard countering my ENTIRE TEAM SOMEHOW and 1 shotted me with zero resistance. + +Raged quited since. That's why GoD is better +--- 634904619 +>>634901425 +>SWSH onward decided that their games are only going to have several hundred Pokemon instead of all of them so now every game going forward has completely random selections of Pokemon that can be used in them and you can't potentially transfer a Pokemon you want through gens anymore which irked a lot of people. +>They also used the "It's a lot of work" and "It lets us make better animations/models" excuse when we know for a fact they futureproofed models back in XY which is why it ran so terribly and the only "improved animations" we've seen are signature moves for very specific Pokemon. +>They then proceeded to sell you like several hundred Pokemon with the SWSH DLC so it felt like a slap in the face to a lot of people. +>SWSH, PLA, and SV are some of the ugliest Pokemon games yet graphically. +>They're putting a decent amount of focus on regional forms now instead of new Pokemon and they treat what are usually reskins as brand new Pokemon. +>The quality of said regional forms has also been all over the place. +They've mostly been getting better since around Galar and Hisui. +>Starting from the 3DS era you had to start paying for a subscription to Pokemon Bank and now Pokemon Home to transfer Pokemon forward from old gens in any reasonable amount of time, and storing more than 30 Pokemon also requires you to pay. +There are homebrews that let you read your saves and do the transfers as if Pokemon Bank did them, but at some point you're going to need to interact with the official transfer service. +>LGPE and SV lock Pokemon to connecting with Pokemon Go. +Meltan is only obtainable if you link to LGPE and Melmetal can only be gained if you grind hundreds of Meltan for their drops to evolve one in Go so you can transfer it to LGPE. SV has the non-chest form of Ghimmighoul locked to Go. +>Games have been getting even buggier with BDSP and SV being some of the worst in the series since gen 1. +>QoL changes are randomly gone each game. + +I think that about covers it? +--- 634904636 +>>634903262 +*waterfalls you with physical stab* heh +--- 634906014 +>>634904619 +Just remembered a few more things. +>KANTOOOOOOOOOO pandering was fairly prevalent from around XY to around SWSH with many gen 1 mons getting special forms or something exclusive to them and it's only recently started expanding out from gen 1 with PLA and SV doing more for Johto now at least. +Charizard was the worst because he feels like he keeps getting fellated more than Pikachu and Eevee somehow. +>With LGPE specifically a lot of people felt like the candy system was beyond ridiculous as it basically let you make any Pokemon stronger than Mega Fug if you spent even a small amount of time catching duplicate Pokemon. +>The Pikachu and Eevee could also completely solo the game due to their absurdly broken attacks like Baddy Bad, Splishy Splash, Zippy Zap, and Bouncy Bubble. +>Many people also do not like regional forms because it means less new, original Pokemon designs. +Another thing people argue is that if they're going to do regional variants then they should just do evolutions to existing Pokemon like Dundunsparce, Obstagoon, Ursaluna, Sirfetch'd, Cursola, etc rather than something like Mr. Rime or Perrserker which just replace Mr. Mime and Persian respectively. +>They keep jumping between if TMs should be infinite use or not and the TR's/SV TMs are retarded now. +--- 634906752 +>>634887210 +Gonna be the odd guy and say Espathra is a god tier lead just because if you don't know what it is Opportunist can fuck you up for trying to set up on her. I do agree to the opinion that Kingambit should been the ace. +--- 634908694 +>>634903780 +> You can't do that in Colosseum +Yes you can. +--- 634909227 +>>634903780 +>Espeon and Umberon are not that strong. +fucking retard +--- 634909495 +Colosseum is the only Pokemon game I still down own and I regret not buying it when I thought 80$ was too expensive for it instead of whatever the fuck it costs now. +--- 634910167 +Is it worth $2,000? +--- 634911190 +>>634910167 +erm, nigga? How else do you intend to store your pokemon? +--- 634911531 +>>634911190 +Trading and duplicate GBA carts. +--- 634911616 +>>634911531 +enjoy you're cart rot while I intelligently invest +--- 634912617 +>>634881528 +>final boss would use skill swap to swap away Slaking's slack off and put it on you. +Amazing +--- 634912872 +I own colosseum and it still runs but I'd rather emulate it and I dont have the original box +Should I sell it? + +>>634909495 +Give me an offer +--- 634912948 +>>634912872 +>Should I sell it? +yes +--- 634913707 +>>634880361 (OP) +It had shit music +The girl following you was annoying +Apart from that it was cool +--- 634914453 +>>634913707 +>It had shit music +kill yourself +--- 634914570 +>>634904636 +noooo *announcer* its super effective x_x +--- 634914574 +>>634880361 (OP) +>finally play this game to get all the remaining Pokemon for the dex +>you can only catch shitmons +>shitmons have only one attack +>none can level up until you used it x-times in battle +>gets shitmon attacks +>battles are slow as molasses +>need to grind all the time +>opponents use fun tricks like water Pokemon and rhydon +>thanks to your limited team members game is real difficult +it was shit, I injected my Pokemon with higher levels at the end of the game +--- 634914612 +>>634914574 +>I'm shit at the game and had to cheat +bravo, anonymous +--- 634914739 +>>634914574 +you didn't beat the game then also skill issue +--- 634914751 +>>634914612 +he's right about the grind being fucked, there's no organic way to get rid of heart shadows +--- 634914758 +>>634914574 +>I had to cheat in a kid's game +You don't even have to grind, you're just shit at Pokémon. +--- 634914785 +>>634880875 +why tho +--- 634914826 +>>634914785 +>better selection of shitmons +>better movepools with starting egg movs on a lot of mons +>move relearner +>wider selection of TM's +>purifying is less grindy +--- 634915078 +>>634880361 (OP) +>can't catch them all +>no gym circuit +>edgy protagonist and story +HOLY KILL YOURSELF +--- 634915206 +>>634885664 +>>634885582 +why lie I sense bullshit from you anons +>>634886414 +this one is being 100% honest and very true +--- 634915470 +>>634914826 +ok fair but give colloseum some slack tho +--- 634915557 +>>634915078 +nah cry more nu pokemon lover fan its better than modern gens +--- 634915749 +>>634915470 +kys my man +--- 634916014 +>>634894730 +>older games +>gen 5 +fuck off zoomie +--- 634916724 +>>634915078 +you seem autistic +--- 634918289 +>>634910167 +unironically yes +--- 634919648 +>>634915206 +nah +--- 634920903 +>>634903780 +>You can't do that in Colosseum +False. +>Espeon and Umbreon aren't that strong +They can take on just about any pokemon in the game together. diff --git a/v/634880675.txt b/v/634880675.txt index 4fd834ec91801239669100d4bfd2ef08032da348..3296bf41c620857c6805d68b5d780f9e20bb8173 100644 --- a/v/634880675.txt +++ b/v/634880675.txt @@ -43,3 +43,486 @@ Is Angry Birds still a thing? That shit is like 14 years old. Sega just bought their developer For like 25mil or something retarded. Look it up. +--- 634884553 +>>634880675 (OP) +Damn that platform for making vertical filming a popular fad +--- 634886798 +>>634881027 +what kind of phone do you have, frogposter +--- 634886886 +>>634882408 +we know, chuck +--- 634887095 +>>634880675 (OP) +you know what im not even mad the sheer absurdity of this is funny +--- 634887207 +>>634884121 +(It’s actually more like $775 million) +--- 634887401 +>>634881525 +>OHHH MOMMY +--- 634887535 +>>634880675 (OP) +>>634881525 +The more I watch the more utterly baffled I am +--- 634887601 +no https://youtu.be/8FEuV4If9no [Embed] +--- 634887709 +>>634880675 (OP) +So a PG version of fuck, marry, kill? +--- 634887809 +>>634881525 +>>634880675 (OP) +Holykek based SEGA +--- 634887817 +>>634887601 +>1 view +Nice speedrun, bro +--- 634888226 +>>634881525 +>OOOOH MOMMY +--- 634888276 +>>634880675 (OP) +>>634881525 +>You lived long enough to see Angry Birds, a series that once were for kids, making an official video of the mascot deciding which other vidya characters he chooses to fuck +And I thought Sega Acquiring Rovio was already bizarre enough. +Also +>passes on Junko +Fucking red faggot bird. +--- 634888446 +>>634883325 +why do you think they're doing shit like this? +--- 634888553 +>>634880675 (OP) +based bisexual Red +--- 634888781 +>>634880675 (OP) +you know what fuck it thats actually a great reaction image +--- 634890448 +>>634881525 +is this the resend why Sega wants the ip? +--- 634891802 +>>634881525 +>Sega bought this +I am starting to think that sega hates money. +--- 634892819 +>>634881525 +>that’s a kid, pass +Why would you, a billion dollar company, even ACKNOWLEDGE this, especially while showing a sexually suggestive photo? +--- 634893052 +>>634880675 (OP) +Segabros... +--- 634893216 +>>634888781 +forgive me for this one +--- 634893482 +>>634881525 +lmao, literally who thought this was a good idea? +--- 634893552 +>>634881027 +No idea, sorry bud. +--- 634893686 +>>634884121 +Worst deal in the history of videogame deals +--- 634893997 +>>634881525 +what the fuck man +--- 634894073 +It's amazing how acceptable wanting to fuck cartoon characters has become in the last decade, but I guess it makes sense given zoomers +--- 634894250 +>>634894073 +blame sonic and mlp for that. if you wanna go further than that, blame bruce timm, and if you wanna go even FURTHER, blame those old animatiors for putting random sexy girls in their cartoons +--- 634894412 +>>634880675 (OP) +What the fuck is this timeline? +--- 634894475 +>>634894250 +Yes, there's always been people who privately wanted to fuck Robin Hood or Maid Marion or Chell or whatever. No one talked about it publicly. Now people talk about how a random cartoon character was their childhood crush without hesitation. It's bizarre. +--- 634894478 +>how do you do fellow kids??? please pay attention to us striking this iron while it's in complete and utter permafrost we're dying please says the near mummified businessman +Yup, Sega found itself the perfect spouse +--- 634894580 +>>634880675 (OP) +Letting children and autistic people use the internet without strict supervision in last 10 years has been a mistake. +--- 634894696 +>>634892819 +Making sure they get Twitter’s support. +>We think drawings are pedo too, guize +--- 634894771 +>>634894250 +They said last decade. Blame YouTubers and Markiplier for introducing smash or pass to kids. +--- 634894828 +>>634894475 +idk, it's a natural part of life at this point, like asking someone thier favourite color or genre of music, everyone has a waifu now. The future is now. +--- 634894857 +>>634894250 +Now that there's a leg of lamb +--- 634894898 +>>634894073 +i got laughed at for liking anime bitches when i was in high school +--- 634895015 +>>634880675 (OP) +>>634881525 +don't kids play this game +what the fuck +--- 634895031 +>>634888781 +No it isn't. +--- 634895410 +>>634893216 +based +--- 634895457 +>>634895015 +>Get them interested in sex +>Gets them open to suggestion +>Have you ever felt like you’re really (opposite gender?) You’re probably trans! Here, join my Discord real quick +>I think (YouTuber) is cool too! Wanna see a picture of my dick? I’m actually a woman so you’re not gay. You can show me too! +America. +--- 634895483 +>>634881525 +>too much hair +>implying that's a problem +>wouldn't smash fucking red +i'm probably a part of the problem by engaging with this semi-seriously even on a penguin whisperer forum, but this is shit +--- 634895493 +>>634881525 +This entire account is a descent into schizophrenia +--- 634895550 +>>634881525 +>Sega spent 774 million for this. +--- 634895582 +FINLAND NO +--- 634895662 +>Uses fan art of third party IPs without credit in an official promotional video +Can they do that? +--- 634895681 +>>634895457 +It's a Finnish game, weirdo +--- 634895689 +He looks so fucking dead inside +--- 634895714 +>>634895662 +Who cares, Sega will pay those lawyers anyways +--- 634895962 +>>634895662 +Wait until Pokemon Company finds out. +--- 634896017 +>>634880675 (OP) +the abysmal choices are to get people to talk in the comments +--- 634896035 +>>634895662 +>>634895962 +>Every SEGA employee will have to pay 30% of their salary for the rest of their lives. +--- 634896173 +>Passes on Pit because "that's a kid" +>Because it's "Kid" Icarus +>The 25 year gap between the original and Uprising is canon +>Pit is canonically in his thirties at the very least +--- 634896215 +>>634896015 +based red +--- 634896245 +>>634881525 +--- 634896315 +>>634896245 +Isn't she bisexual? Like Bayonetta? +--- 634896491 +>>634880675 (OP) +>>634881525 +I've accepted that we are on the clown timeline. +--- 634896604 +>>634881525 +>https://www.tiktok.com/@angrybirds/video/7224198842445483270 +truly the greatest of times we live in +--- 634897443 +>>634881525 +>looked at the other videos +holy fuck who is managing this shit +--- 634897780 +>>634896315 +No but she's straight in china so it doesn't matter +--- 634898090 +>>634881525 +--- 634898246 +>>634880675 (OP) +>>634881525 +>Sega looked at this and spent 3/4 of a billie +--- 634898389 +>>634880675 (OP) +Zenbros, we made it.. +--- 634898610 +>>634898246 +>PSO2:NG +>Hyenas +>Now this +They're on a roll. How endless is that yakuza money? +--- 634898783 +>>634898610 +what's hyenas? +--- 634898881 +>>634898783 +It's better if you don't know +--- 634898891 +>>634881525 +>>634880675 (OP) +My fucking sides everything is perfect about this. The vtuber, the topic, the zoomed editing, the voice. +--- 634898935 +>>634880675 (OP) +>age-appropriate +what the FUCK did he mean by this +--- 634899006 +>>634898783 +https://store.steampowered.com/app/1989910/HYENAS/ +--- 634899059 +>>634898783 +i'll tell you this: it has little/nothing to do with laughing african catdog things. +--- 634899086 +>>634898935 +Americans treating fictional characters as if they were real and thus their 'age' matter. +>inb4: Rovio is Finnish! +Don't care. We all know which country started this mental illness. +--- 634899107 +>>634880675 (OP) +They could have spent that money on getting music licenses back for Jet Set Radio Future remaster... I will never understand why they spend money on anything but JSRF remaster +--- 634899184 +>>634888276 +Too much hair +--- 634899276 +>>634888276 +Never stick your dick in crazy. +--- 634899340 +>>634881525 +jesus lord almighty what the fuck is that +--- 634899413 +>>634881525 +>that icarus pic +>that's a kid, pass +kek shotafags btfo +--- 634899512 +>>634881525 +sega chads i kneel +--- 634899552 +>>634899006 +>zero gravity areas +I'm immediately reminded of Cliff Bleszinski's shame. +--- 634899621 +>>634881525 +--- 634900028 +At least we're still surprised. That alone says... something. I guess. +--- 634900131 +>>634881525 +>that's a kid, pass + +Disgusting. +Not for any shota-related reasons, but because that sentence implies that a short-tempered red bird who lives in a world of intelligent talking birds and pigs can recognize Pit from the series Kid Icarus by Nintendo from an aged-up drawing, and that he knows how old the character is in the games. +--- 634900238 +>>634900028 +I suppose? It gets fags talking. Maybe not in a 'positive' way but it gets fags talking and thinking about the product again. +--- 634900494 +>>634880675 (OP) +Chuck was such a fag but i'd say he was the funniest in the movies +--- 634900567 +>>634881525 +776 million dollars well spent, ey Sega? +--- 634901749 +>>634881525 +Why has no one asked if this is Jason Sudeikis or not? +--- 634901904 +>>634881525 +i hate tiktok so much +--- 634904359 +>>634880675 (OP) +so are they saying that red is gay? +--- 634904423 +>>634904359 +Bisexual So yes, gay. +--- 634904427 +>>634896015 +what happened in cologne? +--- 634905254 +>>634904359 +I don't know but the yellow one is gay +--- 634905464 +>>634881525 +--- 634906332 +>>634881525 +>rovio takes angry birds off of the appstore because "BWEEEHHHHHH ITS TAKING POPULARITY FROM OUR OTHER GAEMS!!!!" +>sega buys them +>this utter humiliation for rovio happens +something about it is just poetic to me +--- 634906560 +>>634881525 +hold on to something so you won't cringe into another universe +--- 634906569 +>>634881525 +soul +--- 634906762 +>>634881525 +>Any thoughts or violent reactions +The entire thing. +--- 634906901 +>>634880675 (OP) +The day Rovio died was the day they changed Silver's perfect design & backstory for the goblino design of the second movie. +--- 634907010 +>>634880675 (OP) +>all those gay ass passes on some fine women +--- 634907848 +>>634881525 +--- 634908204 +>>634881525 +This is fucking stupid +--- 634908635 +>>634881525 +>kill your first game +>now killing their own mascot +wow +--- 634908678 +>>634907848 +Ted must be quite lucky to not have access to the internet and the see current state of the world. He would've killed himself if he knew about modern social media +--- 634908818 +>>634880675 (OP) +>passed on that pink pigtailed hair chick that gets threads +wow what a fucking faggot +--- 634908854 +>>634881525 +Sasuga Sega-sama +I kneel +--- 634909692 +>>634908678 +I bet the cia niggers show him samples of our dystopian hell world just to fuck with him +--- 634910663 +>>634895457 +>Next level obsession brought to you by a turdworlder +--- 634911378 +>>634908635 +it was about time anyways, rovio has completely fallen for shitty mobile money making tactics. +--- 634911985 +>>634909692 +That's why you gotta run them over with your car. Score one for the good guys. +--- 634912934 +>>634881525 +Love me some good cringekino. +--- 634913539 +based. I bet miyamoto is screeching at his lawyers rn +--- 634913583 +>>634893216 +HE IS PLAYING UNRECORD GUYS!!!!! +--- 634913857 +>>634880675 (OP) +No more than social media in general. +--- 634913906 +I wish I was an angry bird... +--- 634913935 +>>634880675 (OP) +>>634880993 +>didn't even post Punished Noctis +never playin' angery bird again +--- 634914076 +>>634895662 +With social media I think there is a sort of grey area for licensed material. It's blatantly just marketing but technically not so I guess they don't have to pay for licensing fees. +--- 634914529 +the movies have an irreverent sense of humour, this is not surprising +--- 634914569 +>>634880675 (OP) +Reminder Sega paid millions for this shit +--- 634914601 +Of course the cartoon bird wants to smash anime girls +--- 634914674 +>>634904427 +A lot of rapefugees culturally enriched German women on New Year's Eve there. +--- 634914690 +>>634881525 +>thats a kid, pass +>another kid, pass +What the FUCK were they thinking +--- 634914757 +>>634894250 +beep beep +--- 634914797 +>>634881525 +--- 634914959 +>>634881525 +society is collapsing +--- 634915636 +>>634880675 (OP) +>>634881525 +>bisexual degeneracy is a personality to zoomers now +Fucking hate this timeline +--- 634915903 +>>634914690 +A fucking BIRD is saying this too, lmao. +--- 634916069 +Why are this many anons surprised by this? +--- 634916171 +>>634881525 +Why the fuck am I laughing hard at this? Am I beyond redemption? I for one welcome Red being a major clown character. +--- 634916424 +>>634888781 +--- 634916819 +>spend nearly a billion dollars to make the red angry bird call tharja "mommy" +What is Sega's endgame +--- 634916821 +I fucking hate social media managers who just use existing meme templates to push their company's games. +Meanwhile something like Supercell will make ads that go on to become new memes. +--- 634917031 +>>634916069 +I grew up in a time before the world went completely insane. Forgive me for continuing to be surprised by the clown world. +--- 634917449 +>>634880675 (OP) +>passing on Tracers sculptured SSS ass +ngmi +--- 634917865 +>>634880993 +wtf, he didn't even cried after being told his dad died +--- 634918331 +>>634881525 +>OOOOH MOMMY +--- 634918372 +>>634880675 (OP) +--- 634918375 +>>634880675 (OP) +Everytime I see official social media accounts being relatable I want to shoot myself. +--- 634918683 +>>634880675 (OP) +>90% of the zoomers who watch this don't even know most characters +>Remember most tik tok watchers are pedophile boomers in their mid 50s to 60s and millennials in their mid 30s who watch these teen zoomers shaking their asses and tits bouncing all over the place +Tik tok should be illegal and any one found watching it over the age of 25 needs a bullet installed in the brain! +--- 634918864 +>>634914896 +LMFAO +--- 634918958 +>Ohhhh mommy +--- 634918975 +>>634918683 +or just ban tik tok kek +--- 634919210 +>>634908818 +Play the games faggot, wtf is this post. How is 4chan like this now. +--- 634919408 +>>634892819 +NINTENDO, SUE THIS MAN!!! +--- 634919570 +>>634918372 +coal +--- 634919904 +>>634881525 +why did I watch this +--- 634920095 +angryphiles we eating GOOD +--- 634920201 +>>634880675 (OP) +>attempt to commit social media suicide +>probably makes them more popular and becomes the new meta for marketing going forward instead +every time +--- 634920221 +>>634880675 (OP) +Barrybros... +--- 634920397 +>>634881525 +Haven't laughed that hard in a while +what the fuck +--- 634920852 +>>634881525 +--- 634921143 +>>634881525 +SEGA BUY THIS COMPANY diff --git a/v/634881158.txt b/v/634881158.txt index 860c5aaba525543136559bba83c4425ea1ef71e0..d357896a8d96f9f635d0910c0f238e087f3cbfa6 100644 --- a/v/634881158.txt +++ b/v/634881158.txt @@ -83,3 +83,1510 @@ I just want us to be free of that Demise/Hylia garbage in general. SS was the wo >>634883554 too bad, they are still using Skyward Sword shit. the only conventions they're breaking is the how big the pile of shit coming out of Fujibayashi's ass that will surpass Aonuma's run will be +--- 634884502 +Is that basedjak? +--- 634884562 +>>634884369 +>I just want us to be free of that Demise/Hylia garbage in general. +I don't see the correlation at all, Skyward Sword didn't invent the fact that Ganondorf is evil, that's what he's always been from the very first Zelda game. +--- 634885065 +>>634884309 +>Absolute worst argument imaginable +And yet it's still unrefuted. +--- 634885137 +>>634883730 +>The final boss is going to be Ganondorf fighting against a corrupted Link a la Shadow of the Colossus. Hence why the game has continuously hinted at Link having a tainted arm and getting injected with all that dark misty bullshit. +>Link will be cured by the end, at least enough to save Zelda and die a hero's death. Zelda and Ganondorf will survive, during the ending we will see Zelda holding a red haired baby implied to be the reincarnation. +Now this would be kino. +--- 634885253 +>>634881158 (OP) +Nintendo doesnt do "what a twist" stuff like this. Zelda stories are standard and straight forward. +--- 634885353 +>>634883185 +Ganon is basically the reincarnation of Zelda’s Satan. He literally reincarnates just to be evil. +--- 634885364 +>>634881158 (OP) +>wowsers +Kek. What a classic line. +--- 634885505 +>>634885137 +I can see Dark Link happening in TotK completely. I really do doubt how much of the game we have left to see though, especially since art book barely had any fucking thing in it either. I doubt there's much unseen enemy variety, Gleeok is probably the best we get and the frost dragon in the trailers is likely scripted. + +Actually fuck Nintendo, they had like 5 years to add three games worth of content to this if they were reusing the same fucking map. Japs are THIS lazy now??? +--- 634885590 +>>634881158 (OP) +Seethe. +--- 634885774 +>>634885353 +but what if he didn't +--- 634885794 +I'm gonna miss these threads after the leaks come out, it's just going to be whining from one side or the other depending on who was right. +--- 634886071 +>>634883554 +>WHAT IF GANONDORF WAS... LE SYMPATHETIC?? +--- 634886146 +>>634885590 +OoT is incredibly dated, I say this as someone who was a huge OoT fan. If I had the option to play that or BotW, it's BotW every fucking time because I get to do what I want, when I want, and go wherever. Freedom is automatic win, every time. It's why Minecraft is still on top of games, even though Mojang sucks dick and has the creative skills of an 80's movie dad. + +I do hate the nature-y Ghibli style and lack of enemy variety, hopefully TotK improves on that. If BotW had OoT's paint over it, it'd be a perfect game. +--- 634886252 +>>634886146 +>Freedom is automatic win +That's retarded +--- 634886262 +>>634883730 +>>634885137 +The only people I've seen pushing the "good Ganondorf" idea are either cucks or self-inserters (as Zelda). +--- 634886317 +>>634886071 +Wind Waker was shit then, and it's shit now. +Nintendo could make the worst Zelda game of the decade and no amount of gaslighting will change it. +--- 634886320 +>>634883554 +(((Journalists))) will slap their hands together and call it 10/10 writing, but that only thing that would actually be daring is if this make Link the villain. +--- 634886504 +>>634885137 +'I project myself as the female in cuck scenarios' poster +--- 634886547 +Drawanon here, couldn't go to the gym because i got too sidetracked with travel plans. Any more enemy redesign requests? Here's the spoils from last thread +--- 634886739 +>>634883554 +my take is that ganon is the hero but something made him change his mind about hyrule +--- 634886772 +>>634886320 +>but that only thing that would actually be daring is if this make Link the villain +They already did that in Wind Waker. +--- 634886809 +>>634886071 +There was nothing sympathetic about WW Dorf on the whole. Just because he gives a "boo-hoo, I was born in a small village" speech does not somehow forgive any of his transgressions within WW. Filling out your generic villain character with flavor text is not a bad thing. Up to that point, Ganon (and Dorf being a new character), have been nothing but cardboard bad guys. +--- 634886849 +>>634886071 +It's about being deeper than "hurr durr generic evil guy, AGAIN!" you fucking clod + +Ganondorf is born a mortal being who's affected by supernatural bullshit without a choice. His entire existence is robbed to essentially play the role of a villain time and time again. If Demise's curse never took effect, this person who have been the demon king could have lead a much better life, one of their own. + +I like Ganondorf as much as the next guy (name, personality, character design), but him being the actual person we need to save is much more interesting and tragic. Dude needs a story. +--- 634886852 +>>634886320 +The game will still be formulaic regardless of what they do with Ganondorf. He was never le ancient evil man in every single game and certainly not in the side material because how could you write him into a manga otherwise. If they take it a step further and make him sympathetic, nothing really changes. If they make him a twist ally at the end just so they can break the triforce reincarnation curse that binds the three of them together all the time just so they can do something new with the series going forward, that is still formulaic because everything up to that point was still the same. For the people crying about nintendo being unable to break tradition, I think they need to realize how small a change this would actually be compared to something like making Zelda the main character, or making Link the villain. Those would be major, good guy dorf really isn't. +--- 634886884 +>>634886317 +it’s too bad your words don’t really mean much at all +--- 634887017 +>>634886547 +Could you do a Twilight Princess Darknut as a Malice Knight? That's like the one big enemy type missing from BOTW +--- 634887030 +>>634886252 +It is for me at least. I put down linear games a lot faster than ones where I can do what I want. +--- 634887153 +>>634886884 +you're right because sales and profits objectively do +--- 634887165 +>>634887030 +It's still a retarded statement, you're basically saying all open world games are better than all non open world games, and that's just wrong, there's a lot of terrible open world games, something having more freedom doesn't automatically make something good and something not having as much doesn't automatically make it bad. +--- 634887298 +>>634886849 +The one fear I have with the Ouroboros imagery in TOTK is that it's all window dressing. That Dorf taking the form of Demise is just a nod and he'll still simply be the one source of all evil and they won't address this idea that the cyclical fate of these three characters is a bad thing. Hylia has only been shown as benevolent and the idea that her continued mortality only causes the world suffering (due to Demise) won't ever be explored. +--- 634887310 +>>634886809 +He wanted to restore the world that the gods destroyed. +--- 634887320 +>>634884412 +Skyward Sword was kino +--- 634887419 +>>634887165 +>Girls don't let me fuck them +vs. +>Girls DO let me fuck them + +I rest my case. +--- 634887493 +>>634886849 +>Dude needs a story +They already did that in Wind Waker. +--- 634887562 +>>634887493 +Too bad WW sucks ass +--- 634887602 +>>634887310 +Strictly going off his speech, he laments that the 'winds' only brought the Gerudo suffering, while Hyrule's 'winds' brought peace, which was what he sought (through conquest). +--- 634887636 +>>634887320 +kino for all the wrong reasons, except for Groose +--- 634887657 +>>634887562 +Not everything can be Ocarina. +--- 634887739 +>>634887602 +Almost all ancient wars were for resources. +--- 634887889 +>>634887493 +Dorf's story since OOT has always been +>punished for past wrongdoings +>brought back through his own will/ToP or the Hero's meddling +>claims vengeance against Hyrule +>gets iced by Link and Zelda again +It doesn't need to be needlessly complex, just enough to make him a more rounded character or challenge the series established tenants +--- 634888039 +>>634887889 +His wrongdoings in WW were trying to take more prosperous lands for his people. +--- 634888087 +>>634887298 +>The one fear I have with the Ouroboros imagery in TOTK is that it's all window dressing. +It's not window dressing, it's just not related to the reincarnation cycle, and you made the mistake of getting your hopes up that it would be. +--- 634888170 +>>634881158 (OP) +>redditjak comic +kill yourself +--- 634888172 +>>634885137 +>The final battle consist of you controlling the whole series main villain trying to purify the hero now controlled by an even evilier force +not gonna lie that would be too kino for me to handle. even sounds like one of those ideas that might make Miyamoto cum because muh innovation autism +--- 634888212 +>>634887298 +>>634888087 +It's going to be one of Link's new iPad apps. +--- 634888381 +>>634888172 +It would be pretty lame if the hero is just controlled/possessed, that's been done to death. +--- 634888438 +>>634881158 (OP) +I’m more surprised that they shoehorned Gabon into being a samurai. I guess it makes sense since there’s literal sand ninjas and shit, but man, them Japaneseses really couldn’t resist adding a fuckin’ samurai into their game, huh? +--- 634888580 +>>634888087 +>window dressing +legit the best term for something like this, Nintendo will drop the ball yet again +--- 634888648 +>>634888438 +>fat fingered “n” with “b” and accidentally typed Gabon +Is there any art of Gaben fused with Ganon +--- 634888728 +>>634881158 (OP) +My theory is that in an ancient age Ganondorf was once the hero of the Gerudo people and the rightful claimant of the Triforce of Power as designated by the goddesses (Zelda/Wisdom, Link/Courage) until Zelda cucks him for Link which allows malice to grow in his heart and corrupt him. Ultimate incel rage. +--- 634888753 +>>634881158 (OP) +What. That's clearly Link, I believe stylized to look a bit blockier like Zelda 1 Link. +--- 634888773 +>>634883554 +>spoiler +--- 634889009 +>>634888438 +Gonna cry? +--- 634889049 +Ignoring the fact that what we get will not be as cool as any theory. +I thought ganondorf = demise = Ganon. It doesn't really make sense that Ganondorf is not demise now and seperated himself from himself? I thought Ganondorf was the reincarnation that demise created when he created that curse. +Now, as to what is going on? I dunno. +Maybe calamity ganon is the demise curse, the hero was ganondorf, and this is how they become entangled? So initially demise = ganon but not ganondorf and now after the battle ganon = demise = Ganondorf? +I dunno bro. +Though that would make the timeline SS first and then BOTW sometime before evil ganondorf appears +--- 634889103 +>>634885137 +Why Zeldafags are like this? +--- 634889218 +>>634888580 +It'll be a good game and a lot of people here will enjoy it. You guys will whine and shit up the discussion, complaining that you were misled and that Nintendo has lost it because they didn't make the game you made up in your own heads. +--- 634889227 +>>634883998 +>>634884243 +>NoA +--- 634889530 +>seed puzzles are back +Defend this. +--- 634889560 +>>634885137 +>during the ending we will see Zelda holding a red haired baby implied to be the reincarnation +Holy based +--- 634889629 +Light Ganon? +--- 634889675 +>>634889009 +I’m not mad about it. I just think it’s kinda funny. It’s like they couldn’t help but design him in such a cool way because they wanna remind people how rad Japanese culture is +--- 634889735 +>>634888381 +>that's been done to death +Name 10 games +--- 634889931 +>>634883114 +Then replace the bottom image with the two Zeldas from SS. Boom now where's your argument? Especially since TotK is confirmed to have time travel bullshit. +--- 634889983 +>>634889530 +>seed puzzles +Only seed puzzles I wanna do in the new Zelda are with my dick in Zelda's beautiful pink pussy! Heheheheh! *slaps big potbelly while holding cigar in other hand* + +Like, I wanna spray my seed in Zelda's face! Mipha's too! I love that little fish slut! Heheheheheheh! *slaps big potbelly, twists on massive mustache* + +Like, I wanna do """seed puzzles""" with all those beautiful ebony Gerudo babes! With my cock! Heheheheheheheh! *slaps big potbelly, pulls on massive cock* +--- 634890118 +>>634883554 +>BotW was never made with the timeline in mind + +No shit, nothing was made with the timeline in mind because the only reason Nintendo came out with a timeline was to shut up the fucking autists who kept obsessing about how these unrelated games could possibly relate to each other. +--- 634890178 +>>634889530 +>seed puzzles are back +If they're how we upgrade our inventory again I'm going to kill myself +--- 634890234 +>>634884369 +It literally didn't change nything, you have autism +--- 634890321 +>>634890118 +>unrelated games +Yeah I wonder why, you know when Majora's Mask and Wind Waker were specifically made as OoT sequels. And when Miyamoto said OoT was the actual origin tale of the entire series. +--- 634890345 +>>634885137 +>cuckshit +Ganondorf doesn't like Zelda. Ganondorf doesn't like Link. Ganondorf likes conquering, lying, stealing and killing. Ganondorf isn't a misunderstood hero. +--- 634890416 +>>634883554 +>If you turn Ganondorf's robe inside out, the colors would match with the hero mural perfectly +Ok, I'm on board now. +--- 634890551 +>>634890178 +A real chad thing for Nintendo to do would be to "Minjo-ify" the Koroks. Have some of the Koroks you find turn out to be evil, and they're mini-boss fights. + +Nintendo's not this smart, though. +--- 634891239 +>>634889103 +A /dbs/schizo has no place to talk +--- 634891283 +So I'm guessing this game canonizes the idea that Ganon was never evil initially, and was "corrupted" by "Calamity" into becoming the Evil King of Power we have today? +--- 634891415 +>>634891283 +Why would you guess that? +--- 634891481 +>>634891283 +Ganondorf grows Demise scales eventually, so probably. +--- 634891490 +>>634885353 +Wasn't he sealed and Ganondorf is another guy? +Same as Vaati I figured. +--- 634891503 +>>634891283 +Anon they lowkey already did that with Skyward Sword. +--- 634891545 +>>634891283 +I mean isn't Ganondorf really just the reincarnation of Groose >>634891503, who was a good guy in the end. +--- 634891683 +>>634891503 +He knows old women well +--- 634892024 +>>634881158 (OP) +>wojakposter +>abhorrently retarded post +Every single time +--- 634892037 +>>634883830 +No replies as always +Why do these retards keep posting this shit theory, when it has been debunked with hard facts over and over + +Is it really just closeted fags rooting for Dorf? +--- 634892256 +>>634881158 (OP) +what the fuck do you even mean with that? even as a shitpost it doesn't make sense +>>634886071 +>LE SYMPATHETIC +that's just his motivation anon. he's not sympathetic +--- 634892286 +>>634891283 +>no game with ganondorf since skyward sword/demise +feels weird realizing this now. +--- 634892336 +>>634892024 +Not an argument. +--- 634892343 +>>634883554 +>with the hero mural perfectl +what mural? +--- 634892384 +>>634892343 +--- 634892420 +>>634892037 +>Why do these retards keep posting this shit theory +Because they want an interesting twist on the series' formula, but the best their addled brains can come up with is "BAD GUY GOOD". +--- 634892581 +>>634892384 +Zelda (left), Ganon (middle), Link (right) +--- 634892617 +>>634892581 +Link doesn't have red hair. +--- 634892656 +>>634892037 +because everyone else is doing "subversion" these days and turning video games into movies. now it's Nintendo's turn to do the same +and just like the fags advocating for "Good Guy" Ganondorf are WWfags +Rito, Koroks, Beedle and the 10 year stagnancy was enough, thanks +--- 634892672 +>>634892286 +Well his previous appearances were the console 3D games. Link Between Worlds was based on Link to the Past. +--- 634892709 +Do you ever get the feeling that redditfrog and partyjak are the rights trannies? Both are a fad. (Trannies are a fad but more self destructive but my point remains) Both are retarded masses lead by a ratking. Both follow the herd and do retarded shit for their leaders in an effort to fit in and feel wanted. Both are the result of pathetic parasocial shit. +--- 634892738 +>>634891545 +No, he's the reincarnation of Demise. Demise says blah blah my rage will reincarnate for generations blah blah. +--- 634892804 +apparently game is in the wild now +--- 634892813 +>>634892617 +Ganondorf doesn't have blue eyes. Also, see >>634883830 +--- 634892848 +>>634892617 +and zelda is not black +--- 634892927 +>>634892804 +--- 634893012 +>>634892848 +>and zelda is not b- ACK +--- 634893016 +>>634886071 +This was not an attempt to draw sympathy (he literally punches a 12 old boy twice, right after he gives that speech). Instead, it merely gives some context into Ganondorf's view of the world and his peverted sense of sentimentality. +First and foremost, Ganondorf is a thief. He tries to steal the Sun's Song, then he attempts to steal the spiritual stones, the Ocarina of Time and the Triforce itself. Of course, he does try to steal all of the aforementioned just because he wants to rule Hyrule. +Which is also why he is so hellbent on restoring Hyrule in WW. Hyrule to him is like that shiny pearl at the bottom of the ocean that he was never able to have. It is also why Ganondorf is presented as a parallel to the King of Hyrule, and, as the King learns how to let go, and trusts into the new generation to build a far better kingdom, Ganondorf laughs at the idea. Which is also why he tries to murder both kids, Ganondorf can't grasp the idea that someone would willingly give up on the Hyrule of old, the Hyrule he would do anything to have for himself. +--- 634893082 +>>634893012 +im gonna get real mad if this ends up being zelda with extra long ears instead of a new character/goddess +--- 634893209 +>>634891239 +you can say that again lol +--- 634893214 +>ganondorf is that anon that's been around since 2008 and misses the old shitposts +--- 634893219 +>>634892709 +I think you're looking into this a little too seriously, anon. They're just faggots looking for (You)s. I doubt they even care about what they're talking about. +--- 634893373 +>>634893214 +meant to reply you >>634893016 +--- 634893408 +>>634893016 +we just gonna forget this happened?? come on now anon...... +--- 634893454 +>>634893012 +good thing that's not zelda +--- 634893525 +Are people really getting bent out of shape over whether or not Ganondorf is gonna be the big bad? Out of all the things I've seen a fanbase be split over on /v/ this is some basic bitch stuff. +--- 634893561 +>>634893214 +in a sense yes. you could alo says he's that anon that misses past gaming. WW's ganon is basically clinging to a past that won't ever return +--- 634893575 +>>634881158 (OP) +>people keep assuming he is fighting +>implying he's not commanding +notice all the fiends behind him +--- 634893598 +>>634893525 +silence rabbid rosalina fan you have no right to talk shit +--- 634893602 +>>634893016 +>anon actually understands WW ganondorf +--- 634893634 +>>634883554 +wrong the mural shows the ancient hero you can even see the on girl from the trailers to the left of ganon +--- 634893709 +>>634893408 +nta but what about it? +--- 634893805 +>>634892813 +>Also, see +I'm going to remind you that Impa's explanation says nothing about the man Ganondorf himself. "Calamity Ganon" is underground, is not the same as saying Ganondorf the man was underground the entire time. Also, the mural the bunny dragons have underground tells a different story than Impa's mural. There is nothing about Ganon leading a giant army, or when old Zelda was being held ritualistically for some purpose, or the fact the bunny-goat, whatever they are played a part in sealing Ganon, specifically the arm. They are clearly doing an alternate story to the mural probably so they aren't tied down by an origin story the team wrote over 6 years ago that was just there to explain the connection between the hero, Zelda, and Ganon and what the player's objective is. Also keep in mind that the Zelda on Impa's mural is very clearly the one we've seen in trailers, so why would she be around when Ganondorf was first sealed? Does she never grow old or something? Something fucky is going on. +--- 634893850 +>>634881158 (OP) +It wasn’t a Wowsers from more. More of a Zoinks, then a D’oh, followed by a Yabba Dabba Doo with a hint of Gawrsh. +--- 634893902 +>>634893082 +I just realized how massive her ears are, even compared to Zelda's. Maybe she's like the very first Hylian and gave the race their ears. +Whoever she is, she's obviously related to Zelda in some way, to the point that Zelda needs to dress exactly like her for some reason? +My only guess for that would be that the reason Zelda gets sent to the past is because Zonai Zelda switches places with her time, going to the future to help Link while Zelda goes to the past to help Rauru, Link's ancient equivalent. +--- 634894031 +>>634890345 +based +--- 634894060 +>>634885137 +This fucking new "thirst trap" ganondorf is just gonna spark even more cuckshit content from artists. +--- 634894091 +>>634893902 +Calling it - the rabbit/goat/dragon people were the ones who created the hylians, and that's why the tan mystery chick has huge ears. It symbolizes their connection. + +The bloodline purity was lost to time, depending on which timeline you delve into - resulting in shorter elf ears or no elf ears at all (traditional humans.) +--- 634894116 +>>634890178 +Please do it now +--- 634894258 +>>634893525 +a better question is will this be the first ever zelda game with multiple endings. +--- 634894321 +>>634892804 +It'll leak for sure but I don't think it's actually out there yet. Someone would post gameplay so fucking fast +--- 634894325 +>>634892617 +It's not red. +--- 634894441 +>>634894116 +Come and make me shithead +--- 634894489 +>>634889931 +kek he never replied +--- 634894526 +>>634890345 +Zelda sure but doesn’t Ganondorf express a respect for Link in multiple games? They’re mortal enemies but I didn’t get the impression that all of his incarnations hate Link. +--- 634894545 +>>634894441 +Diy bitch +--- 634894556 +>>634893016 +I feel like the Thief aspect of Ganon dorf is never explored. It feels interchangeable with conqueror a lot of the time, or doesn't really feel like hes stealing anything. Perhaps I just don't remember much. +--- 634894583 +>>634881158 (OP) +dark link isn't even really link. +--- 634894774 +If only you kitties knew the extent of the implications behind shadow characters +--- 634894791 +>>634893805 +>They are clearly doing an alternate story to the mural probably so they aren't tied down by an origin story the team wrote over 6 years ago +The point is that Impa's tapestry isn't the origin story. Zonai history predates it and involves a war with Ganondorf, probably ending with his sealing. +Obviously Nintendo didn't have this stuff planned out when they were writing BotW, but they're not telling an alternate story, they're just delving farther back into the setting's past while keeping the story of BotW intact. +--- 634894806 +>>634894774 +Lazy final boss of Adventure of Link that got recycled in later games. +--- 634894923 +>>634894791 +Why is the girl from Impa's mural still alive? +--- 634895096 +>>634893012 +WE WUZ ZELDAZ N SHIET +--- 634895269 +>>634894091 +The other Zonai people shown in the art book also have gigantic ears, so it seems likely that the Zonai tribe just became Hylians over time as the "big ear" genotype was watered down. +Zonai were the progenitors of Hylians then I guess. +--- 634895321 +>>634893408 +He literally tries to kill both Link and Zelda after the King steals his wish. +--- 634895346 +>>634893012 +Zonaida +--- 634895379 +>>634894923 +Why are you assuming it's her? Impa's tapestry and the Zonai murals depict two different time periods. +--- 634895539 +>>634894791 +maybe they somehow sucked the ganon-ness out of ganondorf and that went on to become calamity ganon whilst ganondorf became a pretty cool guy +--- 634895634 +>>634893902 +Still can't believe after 6 years it still looks the same graphically. They could've at least added more detail to the models to make it look more like the artwork +--- 634895695 +>>634886262 +I'm not opposed to the idea. Something along the lines of a Less willing villain who slowly grows more corrupted and evil because he throws himself into the Triforce of Power without regard. That could be interesting. +--- 634895797 +>>634895269 +>the Zonai townsfolk are only seen in a cutscene and their town isn't explorable +How mad will people be? +--- 634895824 +>>634895539 +That can't be right because Ganondorf is still leaking Malice at the start of the game and is definitely not a pretty cool guy. +--- 634896429 +>>634895379 +Because she's seen standing next to the bunny goats? +--- 634896505 +>>634881158 (OP) +this game is going to be so fucking bad +--- 634896774 +>>634896429 +What are you talking about? +--- 634896916 +>>634892738 +The Gerudo's descended from Groose, so yeah. +--- 634896932 +Has anyone bothered entertaining the fact that there might be more than one Ganon? BotW is composed of a mash up of previous Zelda game references so much so, it's impossible to tell where it takes place (which they did on purpose). When they do Ganondorf, it's always the guy from OoT being unsealed but with the huge time gaps this game has in it's history, that doesn't seem possible, unless they are retconing OoT Ganondorf and saying this is his actual origin story which would be hilariously bad. Also the Japanese website is highlighting the fact that Ganondorf is one of the male Gerudo born every 100 years, not so much the fact he's the king of evil leading armies and shit which everyone knows he is. +--- 634897005 +>>634892813 +It's actually green in the mural, not blue. +Don't all Gerudo's have green eyes? +I bet Ganondorf had green eyes and orange skin like a regular Gerudo before getting possessed. +--- 634897064 +>>634893012 +>artwork has here a having a slight tan +>game makes her black +WTF +--- 634897092 +So if the timeline spilt that means OoT Link didn't really win right? +--- 634897110 +>>634884369 +You mean OoT was the worst in the series. The whole thing is an idiot plot. +--- 634897315 +>>634897005 +Or just mummified in general. Isn't the original mummy more orange anyway? Though that might be back in 2019 so they might have changed it. +--- 634897373 +>>634891283 +Gannon and Gannondorf are like soul and body, Gannon is straight up the embodiment of Demises curse, while Gannondorf was just a douche tribal warlord ala OoT. Simply because of his inclination for evil, it makes him a suitable vessel. +--- 634897385 +>>634896932 +>When they do Ganondorf, it's always the guy from OoT being unsealed +Four Swords +--- 634897392 +>>634897092 +He won in one of them, the adult timeline. +--- 634897435 +>>634895321 +He knew he was going to die anyway due to the flooding. +He just wanted to experience the Hero's "wind" one last time before passing. + +Man, Wind Waker had such a deep Ganondorf. +--- 634897453 +>>634897064 +>artwork +*concept art +>>634897392 +>in one of them +So he didn't win +--- 634897491 +>>634897005 +>I bet Ganondorf had green eyes and orange skin like a regular Gerudo before getting possessed. +Possessed by himself? He was already sealed underground by that point and artbook leaks show he was already controlling Malice in ancient times. +--- 634897676 +>>634897453 +He didn't win in all timelines, no. +--- 634897801 +>>634897385 +Literally the only time and he was reincarnated. In fact, the shit with four swords happened because the Gerudo kicked him out of the village once they realized who he was and he went schizo. +--- 634897927 +>>634897772 +>>Zelda was originally based on Miyamoto's childhood's adventures in a nearby forest +>>Link is based on Peter Pan +>>Peter Pan fights his own shadow +>bro it's not complicated +Why did you delete this? +--- 634897931 +>>634881158 (OP) +>Zelda was originally based on Miyamoto's childhood's adventures in a nearby forest +>Link is based on Peter Pan +>Peter Pan fights his own shadow +bro it's not complicated +--- 634898001 +>>634881158 (OP) +Most retarded theory I've heard so far whatever youtubenigger came up with this really outdid themselves this time +--- 634898009 +>>634897927 +see +>>634897931 +--- 634898073 +>>634897801 +>Literally the only time and he was reincarnated +So you were wrong. +--- 634898102 +>>634898073 +Wrong about what? +--- 634898171 +>>634881158 (OP) +Why not make Ganon a good guy for once? + +>but muh fated eternally to be the bad guy +Honestly I'm fine with another shakeup, remmeber when they actually killed Ganondorf off for real in Wind Waker and in the sequels he was still dead? +--- 634898197 +>>634898102 +"it's always the guy from OoT being unsealed" +--- 634898239 +>>634883554 +>BotW was never made with the timeline in mind +neither were any of the other games, only retards believe that +--- 634898254 +>>634892581 +And he is saying +>Brown Zelda-like +>Demise +>Ganondorf +--- 634898330 +>>634898254 +>And he is saying +He didn't saything. +--- 634898374 +>>634898197 +It pretty much is. Only one time has he been reincarnated and it was fucking four swords, not what anyone would consider a mainline entry. +--- 634898468 +>>634898374 +>It pretty much is +Just stop with the cope already, you were wrong. +--- 634898505 +>>634885137 +This would be kino beyond kino, too bad nintendo has no balls to do something like this +--- 634898631 +>>634887017 +Fuck i forgot about the Malice Knight bit, but i decided to take a more unique, threatening take on it, as if it were another Lynel esque enemy +--- 634898641 +>>634898468 +Can I ask why you're hyper-fixated on it though? What's your point? +--- 634898773 +>>634897931 +>>Link is based on Peter Pan +Yeah, it's almost shameless +>Boy dressed in green, who fights with a sword who is aided by a glowing fairy +Thankfully the series moved on and now has its own identity +--- 634898923 +>>634898641 +Pointing out someone is wrong about something isn't being hyper fixated. +--- 634898972 +>>634898254 +>>Demise +You mean "Calamity Ganon"? The entity that literally every character in the game calls "Calamity Ganon". The thing the that even game itself calls "Ganon" and chooses to take on the same demon pig form that Ganondorf does? +Sorry, but it's never referred to as "Demise" at any point. Not sure how you made that mistake. +--- 634899039 +>>634898773 +>>634897931 +I like to believe Legend inspired the japs more than peter pan. +--- 634899253 +>>634898923 +It has nothing else to do with the rest of my point though. If anything, pointing that out strengthens the fact he's probably a reincarnation, and the malice is just malice born from Ganons in the past who lost over and over again. +--- 634899372 +>>634898773 +>Thankfully the series moved on and now has its own identity +There is nothing wrong about being inspired by Peter Pan. +--- 634899449 +>>634881158 (OP) +Iirc Canon wasn't always destined to be Demise, he just found himself in the midst of the cycle when he made his way into the sacred realm and got the Triforce of Power. I can easily see Ganondorf eventually severing ties from Demise and the beast Ganon is the curse being separated from him. +--- 634899564 +>>634899253 +>It has nothing else to do with the rest of my point though +So? +--- 634899678 +>>634899449 +>Ganondorf will be good once he separates from Ganon +These copes just get worse and worse +--- 634899757 +>curse +What Demise delivers is not a curse; it’s a warning. Demise cautions Link and Zelda that their hatred contributes just as much to a bloody cycle of destruction as his own, and that the “light” of Hyrule is just as responsible for evil as its “darkness.” +In Japanese, the effect of lingering malice within the karmic cycle of death and rebirth is called on’nen, a word that the English-language publication of Hyrule Encyclopedia translates as Demise’s “curse” and the English script of Skyward Sword renders as “hatred.” Demise’s on’nen is targeted at the goddess Hylia, who sealed him within the earth during an ancient war and later sacrificed her divinity in order to set into motion a series of events to ensure that he would be dealt with once the seal containing him eventually broke. +Although Hylia is no longer a goddess by the time Skyward Sword begins, her soul is reincarnated as the first Zelda, who returns to the surface at the end of the game and presumably establishes the kingdom of Hyrule. Zelda uses the magic of the Triforce, which can be used to alter reality, to utterly eradicate Demise from the face of the earth. Nevertheless, at the end of the final battle, Demise tells Link that his on’nen will remain, claiming, “An incarnation of my hatred shall ever follow your kind, dooming them to wander a blood-soaked sea of darkness for all time!” In other words, as long as Zelda’s bloodline remains in Hyrule, her kingdom will suffer from Demise’s lingering resentment. +(1/?) +--- 634899851 +Why are redditjacks accepted nowadays? +--- 634899916 +>>634899757 +Although Demise’s curse appears to be a standard villainous taunt in English, the grammatical structure of the line in Japanese implies that it is not “your kind” (kisamara) who will suffer. Rather, the “incarnation” (gonge) of Demise’s on’nen will “walk the earth alongside” (tomo ni urotsuku) the princesses and heroes of future generations. What Demise is saying is that the violent actions of Link and Zelda will give rise to circumstances that bring about resentment against them in the future. The original Japanese line therefore reads less like a curse and more like a warning concerning the effect of such strongly and mutually held malice (on’nen) within the cycle of transmigration. +The word Demise uses to refer to the “incarnation” of this karma, gonge, is also a term associated with Japanese Buddhism, specifically the Shugendō sect of esoteric Buddhism. Shugendō is highly syncretic in its incorporation of elements from multiple religious traditions throughout Asia, including native Japanese Shintō animism. Within Shugendō, local deities are believed to be gonge, or temporary manifestations that a buddha or bodhisattva takes in order to save living beings. Judging by his use of this Buddhist terminology, Demise seems to be aware of the apocalyptic cycle of destruction that will be created not merely by his own fury but also by the violence enacted by Hylia, Link, and Zelda, all of which contributes to karmic on’nen. +(2/?) +--- 634900017 +>>634899678 +Ganondorf was just a man seeking a revolution because of the Hylians sending off prisoners to the Shadow Temple to be tortured by the Sheikah. Now that Nintendo is too squeaky clean to have that kind if subtext in their games, Ganondorf has no reason to seek justice with the current heroes. +--- 634900020 +>>634899757 +>What Demise delivers is not a curse +Well it is now, lmao. +--- 634900023 +>>634899916 +The origin of Demise’s “curse” is not merely his own hatred, but the hatred of the goddess Hylia as well. Within the “blood-soaked sea of darkness” of the future that Demise envisions resulting from Hylia’s actions, the avatar of his malice is a gonge, a manifestation of higher powers tasked with performing actions necessary to end human suffering. Demise’s understanding of himself as a force that transcends simplistic concepts of good and evil therefore complicates his role as a villain. Whereas Hylia seeks to bring an Apollonian order to the world at any cost, Demise might be understood as a Dionysian chaotic drive that restores balance to the world by disrupting a rigid and unchanging stasis. +Just as Hylia was reincarnated as Zelda, the karma generated by Demise was not extinguished, and it was eventually inherited by Ganondorf. When he first appears in Ocarina of Time, Ganondorf murders the king of Hyrule and uses the Triforce of Power, which augments his already considerable magical abilities, to conquer Hyrule for himself. He is defeated by Link, whom Zelda then sends back seven years into the past to prevent Ganondorf from rising to power in the first place. +In this second timeline, Ganondorf is successfully banished to the Twilight Realm, but he returns to Hyrule once again in Twilight Princess. By this point he seems to have become aware of the cycle perpetuated by malice; and, at the end of the game, he says to Link and Zelda, “Do not think this ends here… The history of light and shadow will be written in blood!” This warning echoes the final words of Demise, who similarly cautioned Link regarding the manner in which violence can only beget violence. +(3/?) +--- 634900097 +>>634900023 +In Twilight Princess, Ganondorf blames the perpetuation of this cycle of bloodshed on the “light” of Hyrule. He uses this word with bitter irony, as he has learned that the Twilight Realm was created to prevent the rise of Ganon, which was believed to have been associated with the advanced magic and technology of a group of people who were exiled from Hyrule into the shadowy otherworld. +It is therefore not just the actions of ostensibly villainous forces but also the countermeasures used against them that have resulted in the cycle of destruction that has reduced Hyrule to a preindustrial state. If Ganondorf truly wished to free himself from the cycle, he would need to give up his attachment to his dream of reshaping Hyrule’s history with his own hands. Nevertheless, he refuses to do so, an attitude resulting in the “obsession” (or mōnen, another Buddhist term used in relation to Calamity Ganon) that ultimately transforms Ganondorf the man into Ganon the monster. In the distant future of Hyrule that serves as the setting of Breath of the Wild, historical memories of Ganondorf have been lost to time, and only the “malice” (on’nen) of Ganon remains to ensure that the order and light of Zelda’s monarchy are balanced by the chaos and darkness of the natural world. +(4/4) +--- 634900161 +Finally a good zelda villain arc instead of just muh destroy world want power, would be cool if we play as ganon and kick that little femboy ass +--- 634900209 +>>634898631 +redid the colors because i didn't like em that much +--- 634900219 +>>634900020 +That just seems to be Ganondorf accepting the same place in the karmic cycle that Demise used to fill. Ganondorf, inherits Demise's place as the Demon King, after all. +--- 634900262 +>>634886146 +My little sister played both MM and OOT and she loved them. She was impatient at first but with time in the game she now loves MM + +'outdated' is a low iq term. Bad controls are consistent with time usually and that is not the case with oot, Imagine calling a movie before 2000 outdated lol +--- 634900394 +>>634900017 +He was a ((("wicked man of the desert"))) who killed a tree because it wouldn't give him the gemstone he needed to obtain a golden power. When he finally obtains that golden power, he transforms into a demonic pig, a symbol of malevolent greed. +--- 634900530 +>>634892813 +or the master sword +--- 634900607 +>>634900219 +And what if the malice and the man are different? Ganondorf is on a reincarnation cycle, be it due to Demise or his connection to the triforce, but when he's born he's never inherently evil. He raised that way and from witnessing his circumstances. If the malice is just the pent up rage of Ganon though the ages and it's desire to never want to die until he wins up against a reincarnation that has no idea what any of this is about because he had a different upbringing, what would happen? That would be an interesting twist to Ganondorf this time. +--- 634900680 +>>634898972 +It'll be Demise. +Your theory is no better than mine until the game releases. +--- 634900758 +>>634900607 +It would just be a random guy then, besides the whole "from a society of girls" assuming he is Gerudo still. +--- 634900829 +>>634900758 +He would be a random guy with the same name until someone merged the two of them together. +--- 634900878 +>>634899757 +>>634899916 +>>634900023 +>>634900097 +It's a nice copypasta, but it fails to take into account what TotK shows, which is that Ganondorf himself is ultimately the source of Malice and therefore the Calamity. +Ganondorf never "transforms" into a monster. Calamity Ganon is a pure manifestation of the monster inside him that refuses to let go of his hatred, so bent on destruction that it it survives across millenia and lives on by sheer will even as his body is restrained. +--- 634900937 +>>634900680 +It won't. +And my theory actually is better because it's based on something real, while yours is based entirely on wishful thinking. +--- 634901075 +>>634899851 +Always have been, tourist +--- 634901079 +>>634900394 +Sacrifices must be made. +--- 634901134 +>>634900829 +>He would be a random guy with the same name until someone merged the two of them together. +Hmm... +--- 634901137 +>>634900937 +>And my theory actually is better because +holy fucking lol +--- 634901187 +>>634901137 +>no argument +That's what I thought. +--- 634901258 +>>634899757 +>>634899916 +>>634900023 +>>634900097 +Best posts ITT +This poster will understand the Ouroboros +>>634901187 +I'm not here to argue my theory vs yours. You seem upset. You aren't prepared to enertain any idea but your own so just wait for the game and see if you're right, faggot. +--- 634901292 +LoZ lore is too deep for me to understand. +--- 634901407 +>>634883389 +Ganondorf from OoT is the same one in the other games. There's only one in the series minus Four Swords Adventures which people kind of ignore +--- 634901410 +>>634901258 +I'll entertain any theory given proper evidence. Yours has none. The fact that you're not even willing to defend it proves so. +--- 634901623 +>>634900607 +Ganondorf continuously chooses to be evil and it is ultimately HIS choice to continue warring against Hyrule. Ganondorf continuously presents himself as a chaotic opposition to balance out Hyrule's order, much like Demise. There is a major difference between both of them, however. +Demise, by the time BotW starts, is long dead, considering how, by the end of Skyward Sword, he embraces death with open arms (quite literally as he opens his arms before dying) and just warns Link of the karmic cycle that will plague both his and Zelda's descendants. Demise ultimately warns Link that someone worse than him would take his place in the karmic cycle and would inherit his hatred therefore becoming his on'nen and Ganondorf just so happens to fill that role. +Ganondorf on the other hand, refuses to move on as he is incapable of moving on. He has a perverted sentimentality with Hyrule as >>634893016 puts it, and wants to rule it. +What I'm trying to say is, Ganondorf is his own person and it is up to him to decide or not to fit the role as Demon King. Ganondorf isn't Demise. However, considering how TotK is shaping up to be and how much Ganondorf seems to ressemble Demise in this shot, it can be assumed Ganondorf has come to terms and has decided to fill the same role Demise did back then. +--- 634901742 +>>634899757 +>>634899916 +>>634900023 +>>634900097 +--- 634901810 +>>634901742 +Of course you didn’t, you’re the FF7 fan that’s played every game but FF7 +--- 634901931 +>>634881158 (OP) +>Pretends to fight the original Ganon +>Summons him into his body for evil shit instead +>Taken over and merges with the primordial (OoT/ALttP) Ganon +BAsed +--- 634901948 +>>634892804 +any first party source? +--- 634901950 +>>634901623 +*has come to terms with his own hatred +I need to sleep +--- 634902000 +>>634886146 +Terrible comparison. Minecraft is built to be entertaining for long periods of time, BOTW runs out of shit to do very quickly. BOTW is monotonous while OoT is varied and engaging from beginning to end. +--- 634902071 +*634901810 +u mad lol +--- 634902186 +>>634899757 +>>634899916 +>>634900023 +>>634900097 +Anyone who has read any literature should understand that but since these are Nintendo autists it must be a real, literal curse that Demise was somehow able to cast as he died. +--- 634902393 +this better fucking not turn out to be a final fantasy 3/14 tier shit thing where constant conflict between light and dark is needed because all light is bad and all dark is just as bad +--- 634902442 +Why are these low-effort bait threads always the ones that get 500 replies +--- 634902478 +>>634902393 +Wouldn't it be boring without that conflict? +--- 634902507 +>>634902442 +because its a game we are generally looking forward to on so many levels and shitposting/theorycrafting/guessing is all we can do to cope the time until the 15th +--- 634902525 +>>634902186 +It would actually be the fault of the english translation which he mentioned in his posts if you actually read them, retard. +--- 634902570 +>>634902186 +You realize SS was created to be an explanation for why Ganondorf is always bad, Link is always good, and Zelda is always the princess, right? +Everyone wanted Nintendo to give them a reason why the games always have the same basic story, and SS was the answer. +You can hyperfixate on every piece of original Japanese dialogue and pull whatever convenient interpretation out of it that you want. Nintendo literally only created SS to say, "This is is why the story is always the same. Shut up and stop asking." +--- 634902620 +>>634902478 +thats sorta how it happened in both games +>ff3s world of darkness was just monsters roaming around looking for anything with Light in it to destroy it +there was no light until the warriors of light arrived +>ff14's world of light was just monsters roaming around looking for anything with Darkness in it to destroy it +there was no real conflict until the warrior of darkness (player) arrived. most of the NPCs were post-apoc trying to survive in what was left of the world +--- 634902652 +>>634902525 +It's still a curse in JP too faggot +--- 634902683 +>>634902652 +They don't use the word curse literally like the english version does. +--- 634902729 +>>634902683 +YWNBJ +--- 634902773 +>>634902525 +It's clearly a metaphor in English. If he had said something like "my hate never dies" it means the same thing but doesn't make Youtubers think it's a real literal magic curse. +>>634902570 +It does serve as an origin for Link and Zelda, Ganondorf never needed one since he's always the same person and, frankly, the idea that people are only evil because of a curse is super gay. +--- 634903187 +>>634883554 +>If you turn Ganondorf's robe inside out, the colors would match with the hero mural perfectly +wtf you're right +--- 634903210 +>>634902773 +How are they going to feasibly explain that Totk Ganondorf is OoT Ganondorf with all the huge time gaps? The malice under Hyrule is older than the 10,000 year time gap. That's an insane amount of time. +--- 634903320 +>>634886146 +>because I get to do what I want, when I want, and go wherever +So long as what you want to do is repetitive and pointless and where you want to go is either empty or also repetitive and pointless. +--- 634903351 +>>634902773 +>the idea that people are only evil because of a curse is super gay. +Gay or not, that's the reason Nintendo came up with. The point is that Ganondorf is always evil. That, along with Link being the hero and Zelda the princess, is the whole point of the game. +--- 634903471 +>>634903210 +Can't die, too angry +--- 634903476 +>>634902729 +You will never blow job? +--- 634903532 +>>634903210 +TotK Ganondorf is not OoT Ganondorf. It's a new male Gerudo who'll end up being taken over by original Ganon. Mark my words. +--- 634903571 +>>634892617 +So if right is ganondorf and the middle is ganon who's the ugly ass gremlin on the left? Zelda doesn't have red skin and isn't a hideous hunchbacked midget. +--- 634903606 +>>634903210 +>How are they going to feasibly explain that Totk Ganondorf is OoT Ganondorf with all the huge time gaps? +They're not. They'll make vague references to OoT in the form of him being the Gerudo king, but they won't explicitly say whether it's him or not. +--- 634903636 +>>634901623 +>What I'm trying to say is, Ganondorf is his own person +You didn't prove that at all. You've just had to contort Demise being killed as him accepting death, despite the whole cursing bit saying he's gonna come back again and again. That's the opposite of accepting his fait and falls exactly inline with Ganondorf always seeking to come back. Ganondorf is him coming back, there is no separation, he is not a vessel that gets cursed. He is the curse given form. + +Show any evidence of a Ganondorf that exists as a separate being. +--- 634903638 +>>634885137 +People would burn down Nintendo buildings if this happened. +--- 634903705 +>>634881158 (OP) +>Ganondorf is the true wielder of the master sword +KINO!!!! +--- 634903724 +>>634903210 +Explain? They don't give a shit, they just throw in whatever. Most you'll get is some cheap member berries like botw. +--- 634903824 +>>634903638 +That's why it'd be kino. +--- 634903869 +>>634903532 +I really feel that would be the best excuse considering how much time there is between these events. The malice if a build up of Ganons of the past and their rage that refuses to die, and Ganondorf is just one of the male Gerudo born every 100 years who got caught up in it and is being memory holed into becoming the King of Evil of ancient times. +That said, I don't know what possessed them to say the last calamity was 10.000 years prior to the start of the game. Like, 1000 year would have been better and more plausible. It makes it hard to figure out what happened in the past with so many time gaps and clearly this game is about the past and what happened when Ganondorf was sealed. +--- 634903930 +>nintendo decides to randomly make ganondorf the true hero and master sword wielder +>refuses to elaborate and try the "fans will expand the lore lol" dark souls formula +>vaatifags write the new canon and they DO IT FOR FREE +--- 634903963 +>still playing 3d zelda games +>2023 +--- 634903970 +>>634892738 +those two things arent mutually exclusive, groose is the ancestor to ganondorf and the entire gerudo tribe and demise possesses and reincarnates into ganondorf when he claims the triforce of power. +--- 634904021 +>>634893012 +>TotK pulls a Zelda 2 +wouldn't be mad +--- 634904102 +>>634903869 +So the truth can be obscured by time. +--- 634904201 +>>634904021 +>2elda ends up being Tetra who founded the Zonai civilization when discovering that continent with WW Link +--- 634904229 +>>634902570 +>everyone wanted Nintendo to give them a reason why the games always have the same basic story +haha, hell no they did not. +man, this revisionism hasn't been bad since Wind Waker dropped +now someone's waxing philosophical about Skyward Sword? The same happened with BotW and what happened? +Man, ToTK needs to hurry and get leaked +--- 634904306 +>>634904102 +But the fact Hyrule has barely progressed in all that time is bizarre, also equally bizarre is how they lost all their technology. Or the selective memory, like how Urbosa knows Calamity Ganon is actually the man Ganondorf, but the super advanced technology of legends of Hyrule are all lost to time. And how come Urbosa knows about that but not even the legend behind their own Gerudo heroes of legend? One of them was exiled and no one knows why. The man Ganondorf should be older than recorded history because the legend says Calamity Ganon sprouts up every 10,000 years which means this shit has happened multiple times. Jesus christ how does she know something that incredibly far back in history? +--- 634904323 +>>634903532 +I agree that it's not the same Dorf, but I don't think they'll even have the balls to say it. They'll leave it unclear so that everyone can argue with each other about whether it is or not until the next game comes out and the cycle repeats itself. +Maybe the cycle of Nintendo making the story of every Zelda game vague and noncommittal was the real Ouroboros all along. +--- 634904356 +>>634899372 +it only continues the stereotype of asians being creatively bankrupt +--- 634904394 +>>634904306 +It dominated their religion +--- 634904419 +this just in +ganon tried to corrupt the master sword since its his only weakness +zelda steps in to hold back ganon while link fucks all the koroks +the fuse mechanic will be used in the final fight to repair the master sword +but link fuses a defeated ganon with the broken sword +lowrule is created +9 irl years later we get the dark link saga +--- 634904474 +>>634904356 +nothing says bankrupt like the endless recycling of Asian religion, especially Shinto and Buddhism, adding time travel to that awful combination that makes Kingdom Hearts simple. +--- 634904584 +>>634904394 +And nothing suggests that because everyone else is kind of in the dark about their own history. Their own historian is a retard. I'm just saying, the inconsistent memory associated with this time gap is probably going to lead to half assed writing in the sequel. +--- 634904680 +>>634903351 +The point is that there will always be someone who defies Hylia and that her descendants will forever have to keep the peace. That doesn't mean that all the evil characters are all "puppets of a curse". +--- 634904721 +>>634898773 +>Thankfully the series moved on and now has its own identity +No, it just rips off Ghibli now. +--- 634904740 +>>634904419 +using basic gameplay mechanics that have become mundane in such a significant way at the very end would a satisfyingly elegant moment. +--- 634904897 +>in my mind Fuse sounds amazing +>making so many items and combos +>but in reality ill just be putting everything on a stick +but if i can make useless weapons useful it would be neat like lizard arms and such +--- 634904968 +>>634904897 +the true endgame is going to be using the wacky bow with materials im sure of it. +--- 634904984 +>>634904897 +Ok, but is that a Mexican-jalapeno? +--- 634905065 +>>634904984 +si. +on a stick. +--- 634905070 +>>634904680 +No, the point is that the characters are always going to be who they are and the plot of Zelda games will always follow the same basic themes. +They made an entire game to communicate this fact to you and you're still trying to make it more complicated than it is. +SS was written to be the origin story for the series. If there was room for Ganondorf to be anything other than what he is, Nintendo wouldn't have purposely written his reason for being to be the setting's equivalent of Satan. +--- 634905101 +>>634885353 +That's because of that Demise curse, wouldn't he eventually become aware of it and try to break free from the cycle? +--- 634905102 +>>634905065 +--- 634905104 +>>634904323 +That would strange considering they got Matt Mercer to voice him. For one, Nintendo never casts him as a villain, just the big burly dudes in FE, the vagabonds or the gruff warrior types. Ganondorf is a maniacal, deep voiced demon king. Before I thought that was bad casting, but maybe they are going to do more with his role then just show up in a couple of cutscenes re-hydrating and summoning his minions. +--- 634905294 +>>634904984 +>>634905065 +>>634905102 +... wonder if i can fuse a stick and a spicy pepper in totk +--- 634905336 +>>634905294 +Ok, but it won't be mexican or voiced by Jeff Dunham +--- 634905402 +>>634905104 +Gahoydorf. +--- 634905720 +>>634905104 +I do think Dorf will be characterized much better in this game. The simple fact that he's voiced almost guarantees that. But I don't think that's an indication that he'll have a wildly different role. +After all, the characters that were voiced in BotW were ultimately the same as you'd expect them to be, and I'd argue that the casting was terrible. +--- 634905780 +>>634905104 +Stop overthinking NoA voice choices, they suck at Zelda voices +--- 634905786 +I can't explain exactly why but the part in trailer 3 where Big Dorf is screaming and emitting power, seems to be more of a heroic last stand than a scary intimidation. +Anyone else get this feel? +--- 634905810 +Was The Legend of Zelda always doubling down on the Buddhist bullshit so much? +--- 634905886 +>>634881158 (OP) +I thought it was an image of Fierce Deity Link when we first saw the tapestry, but it fits the new Ganondorf way better, maybe the Master Sword is broken because Ganondorf used it? +--- 634905902 +>>634905786 +https://youtu.be/uHGShqcAHlQ?t=181 [Embed] +I see it +--- 634905949 +>>634905886 +>Fierce Deity Link +Too cool to ever reappear in a modern Zelda, besides just a costume of course +--- 634905950 +>>634905810 +All I can think of is some shit in MM and that temple in SS where you climb up the thread to get out of the pit of zomboblins +--- 634906003 +>>634905786 +>heroic last stand +Anon, I... +>>634901623 +Besides, the scene that follows that one is this one. It's most likely right before he starts his war on Hyrule. +--- 634906013 +>>634905786 +All of Dorf's cutscenes in that last trailer were cut together out of order and feel out of context. Hence all the speculation. It's hard to tell what the fuck is happening. +--- 634906203 +>>634906003 +He's high test, that's a high test "I'll take care of this guy, go on ahead faggot ass link" +--- 634906253 +>>634906003 +>the scene that follows that one is this one +Baseless speculation that anons always fail on when analyzing trailers which are purposely cut weird +--- 634906281 +>>634906203 +yeahyeah and then link fights demise again but the world starts to crumble and ganon says hes the only one who can contain it and then link uses Fuse +--- 634906358 +>>634898773 +>It's own idenity +HAH! +--- 634906452 +ENTER +--- 634906513 +>>634906452 +Is he in the game this time? +--- 634906517 +>>634906358 +Link isn't a girl. +--- 634906538 +>>634906281 +And then +And then link and G'dorf become linkn dorf and like they are really fuckin dark and badass and like then he shoots a powerful red kamehameha style blast and screams "YOUR TYRANNY IS OVER DEMISE, EVERY ACTION YOU MAKE HAS AN ECHO, YOUR BAD DEEDS WILL BE YOUR UNDOING" and then demise just gets fuckin hamhocked, dude holy shit +--- 634906582 +>>634906517 +Yet. +--- 634906618 +>>634883554 +> the same writer for SS is writing TotK +Massive disappointment incoming +--- 634906669 +>>634906253 +>Baseless speculation +Bro it's literally the same location we see later in the trailer when he stretches his arms out and starts screaming, look at the pillar. An anon made an image proving it in a previous thread. +I mean maybe there are multiple scenes where he stands on a stone platform while covered in Malice, but I doubt it. +--- 634906678 +>>634906618 +Atleast he'll allow link to have sexual intentions and split zelda's smushy +--- 634906739 +>>634906013 +I mean, they are out of context. That's the point. So we don't know. + +But I get what you're saying. That they went out of their way to hire a dedicated voice actor (and a pretty well-known one, at that) and the vagueness of his role in the story does seem to hint at a greater or more complex role than in previous Zeldas. I still think he's a villain, but I also think there will be more depth to his character in this incarnation. + +>>634906358 +Yeah, they basically traded in Disney for Ghibli and got really excited about ancient civilizations because of Nausicaa. Come to think of it, it seems like every tentpole game under Fujibayashi and Aonuma together has featured some ancient people inexplicably tied to the story. +--- 634906742 +>>634906669 +They're 2 different entities, they could be in the same place at the same time +Not only that, but this shit all looks the same anyway +--- 634906750 +>>634904419 +>since its his only weakness +lol +--- 634906780 +>>634906538 +ohohoh and hylia has to reset everyones memories and shit because the sheika were coming close to uncovering this endless cycle jus cuz +--- 634906807 +>>634905780 +Only Zelda sounds shit +--- 634906814 +>>634883114 +>water temple +Zoomer. +--- 634906837 +>>634906739 +So will it end with some ancient thing destroying final form? +--- 634906865 +>>634905786 +You people are insane. +--- 634906895 +>>634895634 +doesn't it look a little better? it's easier to tell in motion from the trailer. +--- 634906902 +>>634906538 +don't forget that Ganondorf has a katana +so he can *unsheathes katana, teleports behind you* "nothing personnel kid" CLACKCLACKCLACK YOOOOOOooo +--- 634906904 +>>634906742 +>They're 2 different entities +Who are? +--- 634906928 +>>634906739 +They definitely lean on the Ghibli aesthetic, but it is more Laputa than Nausicaa really +--- 634907040 +>>634906895 +>doesn't it look a little better? +no +--- 634907158 +>>634906902 +>>634906780 +No, that's fucking dumb +BUT then LinknDorf like has to then fight the true villian Hylia and she's just pure energy ki and so she like makes someone to fight in her stead and it's DARK LINKNDORF and he's fucking badass and has like red eyes and shit and it's just like WHAT. THE. FUCK!!!! +Just cheese and crackers fuck that's crazy ! +--- 634907214 +>>634906904 +Ganderf and Demise +--- 634907278 +>>634906742 +Are you immune to the probability that the Zelda team likely redesigned aspects of Ganondorf to tie him more directly to Demise, since this is his first appearance after Demise was introduced? + +>>634906837 +After seeing the final trailer, I think Link mounts an effort with the remaining peoples of Hyrule against Ganondorf's army. Link will inevitably fight him 1v1. As his power through the Malice grows, he's come to look more and more like Demise. +>basically 1v1 giant Demise-Ganondorf hybrid and all of Link's pals chip in with their Tear powers to save the day, like an episode of Captain Planet. + +>>634906928 +Nausicaa more for BOTW and TOTK has Laputa written all over it. +--- 634907359 +>>634907278 +Are (You) retarded and don't realize that is not the design they chose for ganondorf in all the artwork? It's a different character entirely and the Zelder team is gonna pull some of the dumbest shit you can imagine. +Make a throwaway email so I can shit on you when it turns out I'm right +--- 634907474 +>>634907214 +Why would they both exist at the same time? If Demise is incarnate, then Ganondorf has no reason to reincarnate as his incarnation. +--- 634907567 +This might sound gay and retarded but I always wanted a ganon story where he starts out not completely evil but winds up possessed or corrupted by something +Maybe he’s even link’s friend at one point +Would be tragic :( +--- 634907641 +>>634907474 +Ganondorf isn't demise incarnate, he's a product of the curse. +He's his own dude +--- 634907743 +>>634907567 +>winds up possessed or corrupted by something +Fucking boring and gay, figure out an interesting progression into a villian and then I'll agree with you. +Although I much prefer a situation of them not knowing eachother and every interaction they have they garner more and more respect until it's time for a conflict +--- 634907791 +>>634907359 +>Make a throwaway email so I can shit on you when it turns out I'm right +When did they make autism a competitive sport? I politely bow out. + +It's blatantly not a different character. It's Ganondorf, increasing in power, at Hyrule Castle. It is the same scene as when we see him yelling and the tear on his forehead shines, just later in the scene. You're calling me retarded, but you don't even know what editing is, dude. + +>>634907567 +So, you want the Winter Soldier, but Zelda? +--- 634907828 +>>634883554 +>BotW was about breaking conventions within the Zelda series and TotK will do that again +yes and it FUCKING SUCKS +we didnt need to completely change the franchise, we just needed aonuma to be booted from the team completely +--- 634907859 +>>634907791 +If only they had a triforce piece for being a cowardly faggot, you'd be a new zelda character that I could argue about +--- 634907889 +Zelda was always the worst girl in every game she's been in. And BOTW Zelda will continue being worst girl in TOTK. +I'm here for more Ganon kino tho +--- 634907947 +>>634907828 +Anon, Fujibayashi was responsible for SS, not Aonuma... +--- 634907957 +>>634907641 +The only reason Ganondorf exists is because of the curse. If not for Demise, no Ganondorf would ever be born. He exists to torment Link and Zelda. +--- 634907997 +>>634881158 (OP) +what is this particular brand of mental illness where people get really obsessed with their own headcanon +--- 634908007 +>>634907859 +Sperging out on the internet is totally the own you think it is. Absolutely. + +Find a hobby, bud. This isn't healthy. +--- 634908009 +>>634906513 +Of course not. +--- 634908021 +>>634907889 +She was great in Spirit Tracks and The Wind Waker. Also had a lot of potential in OoT, but that was wasted. + +Other than that though? Yeah she's pretty bland/shit. +--- 634908025 +>>634907957 +>The only reason Ganondorf exists is because of the curse +Source that now, bitch. He didn't even know who the fuck link was at first +--- 634908030 +>>634903210 +It's a new Ganondorf born 100+ years ago, and it's implied by the japanese page that he's the reason why the Calamity happened earlier than it was predicted. Ganondorf tends to reincarnate just to get his powers back at the least oportunity, like in FSA. +--- 634908073 +>>634907947 +kill that faggot too. give us back koizumi. +--- 634908086 +>>634908007 +Mega soigoblin passive aggression, you were raised by a single mother and you will always be a fagoot +--- 634908159 +>>634908025 +>Source +SS +>He didn't even know who the fuck link was at first +So? The curse doesn't require that he's aware of the reason he exists, only that he's destined to be an evil that follows Link and Zelda. +--- 634908274 +>>634908159 +What is the specific source of text that leads you to believe that dumb shit, anon? +Is it that hard to post it? +--- 634908276 +>>634881158 (OP) +Ganon was the original hero of Hyrule 10,000 years ago who sealed away the malice. This is what you see with Dehydrated Ganon in the trailers for Tears of the Kingdom. Ganon's actual body is no longer capable of holding back Demise. The thing in the center is Demise. The hero of time 10,000 years ago is Ganon. + +What is so hard to understand? +--- 634908302 +>>634899916 +>mutually held malice +wat +--- 634908417 +>>634908025 +Ganondorf doesn't have to know Link in order to be part of the curse, but let's break it down. +>Demise issues curse, binding his hatred, Zelda, and the hero together, infinitely +>Demise is "defeated" and sealed within the Master Sword to wither +>Demise's malice (hatred) still exists +>The curse is born anew as Ganondorf before the events of OoT +Source: the devs + +>>634908159 +>mega soigoblin +What is this moonman talk? Do you talk to people like this outside of this website? I hope to god for your sake, you don't. +--- 634908449 +>>634908274 +Anyone who's played SS knows this is the case unless they're coping. If you haven't even played it and are claiming to know better then I'm not going to bother. +--- 634908498 +>>634908417 +Meant for >>634908086 +--- 634908679 +>>634885137 +Take your smelly ntr/cuck fetish out of here. +--- 634908838 +Zelda threads are alwats terrible because they are full of edgy zoomers and idiots saying cope and seethe over and over again. Get some new, funny material. + +Zoomers only need a reaction, good or bad. That's why most of their content is absolute garbage, they just need attention. Try and find creative ways to make people laugh or mad. +--- 634908842 +>>634892384 +Brown lady from trailer (left) + +Demise (middle) + +Ganon (right) + +But people just arent ready for that. +--- 634908950 +>>634908842 +>Ganon fighting Ganon +This take is so retarded I don't even now where to start +--- 634908974 +>>634907828 +>we +>>634908073 +>us +--- 634909023 +>>634908974 +>you +are trying too hard to fit in, go back. +--- 634909050 +>>634908842 +>Ganon (right) +Sorry meant to say Link +--- 634909107 +>>634909023 +--- 634909167 +>>634909107 +>NORMALFAGS MATTER!!! +yeah, like i said, you're trying too hard to fit in. go back. +--- 634909232 +After a hundred rehydrated Ganondorf pic we finally get some Riju +--- 634909279 +>>634908950 +Demise =/= Ganon + +Try again. +--- 634909332 +>>634909050 +nice try. It's Ganon but you have autism and cant handle a minor twist. +--- 634909465 +>>634909167 +>NORMALFAGS MATTER +Always have. +--- 634909474 +>>634909332 +oops haha sorry meant to say link again. +autocorrect am i rite? +--- 634909526 +>>634909050 +Doubt it. +--- 634909575 +>>634909474 +No worries man we understand. +--- 634909616 +>>634909232 +thumbnail appears to have cum from her mouth +--- 634909671 +>>634909232 +>cut hair +Get that trash out of my face. +--- 634909757 +>>634909279 +Tell me, where did Demise come from? How did he return after being sealed inside the Master Sword at the very beginning of the timeline? How does he exist at the same time as his incarnation? +--- 634909827 +>>634909757 +It's a new Zelda. they can write whatever they want. Autismos always freak out because of the shit ton of rules they break. +--- 634909908 +>>634909474 +Nintendo Treehouse mad that story was figured out by randos and desperately try to cover it up on 4chan.. +--- 634909947 +>>634905070 +The one ttrying to make things more complicated is you. +>Someone evil will come about +>Someone evil must come about because I curse this land as I'm dying somehow, now all villains are me. +--- 634910083 +>>634909827 +>It's a new Zelda. they can write whatever they want +Right. That means they can write a story with Ganondorf that has nothing to do with Demise. +You fags claim you want something new but keep dragging out a one-off villain from over 10 years ago because your retarded theory depends on it. +--- 634910275 +>>634910083 +incoherent. + +Ganon being a good guy from the past is a new idea. Demise is a more primordial evil than Ganon, and it's not that big of a deal to imply a bigger more ancient evil to further escalate the story. You're throwing a fit over nothing. +--- 634910503 +>>634910275 +>a bigger more ancient evil to further escalate the story +Are you saying this game needs a bigger, more ancient evil than Demise? The one who willed Ganondorf into existence? +Skyward Sword was made to appeal to retards like you who wanted an evil more ancient than Ganondorf. +--- 634910986 +>>634909671 +--- 634911071 +>>634909671 +--- 634911102 +>>634910986 +--- 634911176 +>>634909908 +why would ganon be wearing link's blue tunic? +--- 634911260 +>>634910503 +The fuck are you getting that from? I said Demise is the ancient evil. that's it. You added on "bigger more ancient evil than Demise" on your own. Nobody said that but you. + +You're just being wrong on purpose to waste time. +--- 634911379 +>>634911176 +Because, like Link, Ganon can wear different things at different times. That blue tunic is traditional "Hero" attire one would wear when fighting evil. +--- 634911440 +>>634881158 (OP) +>>634883554 +You're a fucking retard with zero critical thinking skills. +CALAMITY GANON WAS CREATED FROM MALICE SEEPING OUT OF GANONDORF'S BODY. +WHEN THE SCENE IN THE MURAL TOOK PLACE GANONDORF WAS SEALED FOR POTENITALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS ALREADY. +--- 634911485 +>>634911379 +but thats the green tunic. the botw tunic is aonuma jerking himself off with WW link's starting outfit. +--- 634912164 +>>634911440 +Why are so mad? +--- 634912673 +>>634883554 +Ganon if he weeb +--- 634912884 +>>634909167 +You're not special anon +You're just another fucking sheep +--- 634912946 +>>634911071 +>Abs +Based +--- 634913568 +>>634912946 +she always had abs though +--- 634913695 +>>634913568 +Sexy long hair +--- 634914128 +>>634881158 (OP) +>Ganon tries to change the prophecy of his fated defeat by "hijacking" the prophecy by becoming into the hero while also being the villain so that no hero rises to oppose him and once the prophecy is fulfilled he's free to do as he pleases +I kneel. +--- 634914165 +634913751 +trash +--- 634914298 +>>634914128 +that would actually be an interesting plot twist, not the good guy shit that people are trying to push. +--- 634914801 +>>634914165 +--- 634914994 +>>634887657 +Who in their right mind would want their games to be like oot anyhow. everyone knows oot is clunky piece of overrated shit +--- 634915690 +as a non zelda fan(only played OOR, MM, and BOTW, enjoyed all, but MM the least), what GC/Wii zelda should i play/would i enjoy the most? +--- 634915786 +>>634915690 +play the 2d games but not the ds ones, 3d went to shit after oot. +--- 634915838 +>>634915786 +yeah but right now i wanna play 3d zelda +--- 634915883 +>>634915786 +Yeah can't understand how people defend that slow wait for your turn "Combat" in most 3d titles +--- 634915930 +>>634915838 +i dunno, replay ocarina of time with ship of harkinian i guess? +--- 634915972 +>>634915690 +Twilight Princess. +--- 634917019 +>>634915690 +Skyward Sword. It's good and it'll be extremely relevant in this new game. +--- 634917020 +>>634889931 +Skyward sword is also shit. +--- 634917925 +>>634917020 +filtered +--- 634917989 +>>634893016 +>King learns how to let go, and trusts into the new generation to build a far better kingdom. +No. It's presented as this but the King actually can't let go of his grudge against Ganon. His whole reason for not letting hyrule re-emerge is that, he knows the world is fucked, the sea is so dead that there aren't any fishes or any living creatures that aren't monsters, and the survivors of the flooding are relegated to living on fucking mountains and most of those are not habitable at all. Despite that knowledge, he's still focused on not letting hyrule re-emerge because he can't accept that maybe Ganon is doing what he does not only for evil, the game tells you that the older generation (Ganon and the King) is stubborn and petty, the difference is that while Ganon objective, in my opinion, is humanistic even if moved by personal greed, the king one is a bet on Link and Zelda, he doesn't try to fix the fuck ups he made for them he just leaves all the problems in his successors' hands. That's a very "japanese" message fruit of their culture that I can't personally accept. +--- 634918054 +>>634906814 +Are you confused? +--- 634918064 +>>634881158 (OP) +I just dont give a single shit about this crafting game + +any recs on recent adventure games with dungeons? +--- 634918191 +>>634918064 +ive tried looking, nothing that really hits the same mark as zelda. +--- 634918881 +Chances that ToTK Ganon is WW Ganon? +They look very alike and WW Ganon also used a thin sword (although his sword looked more Chinese than Japanese) +Would fit with the anti hero narrative since people love painting Ganon (forma de WW) as le heckin misunderstood. +--- 634919378 +>>634918064 +Skyrim +--- 634919829 +>>634918881 +Probably Ocarinas Ganon. +--- 634921074 +>>634893016 +>The rather the lands stay destroyed instead of see them in the hands of an enemy +>Agrees with the Goddesses drowing everyone, than see them living under an enemy +--- 634921663 +>>634919829 +>>634918881 +They're literally the same guy +--- 634921708 +>>634881158 (OP) +Noticed how the guardians are red? Because it was under Ganon's influence. +But that doesn't matches with how the story from the tapestry is told. +It is told that hyrule used guardians' help to seal the calamity, but that didn't make sense if the guardians depicted in the tapestry was under ganon's influence. Unless there are something that the current don't know about what really happened in the past. +--- 634921823 +>>634921708 +Ganon could be the origin master of guardians, that's why when calamity ganon appeared, it's as if he could took over those guardians with ease. +--- 634921865 +>>634881158 (OP) +>Ganon fights the evil within himself +>Overcomes the corruption of the Triforce of Power for his people +Liking this Ganon more than ever now. +--- 634922030 +>>634883554 +I bet the hylian king and sheikas betrayed him after calamity ganon defeat because they were afraid he will just turn into another calamity, provoking it in the way +--- 634922216 +>>634881158 (OP) +>one time mechanic vs the entire plot +--- 634922447 +>>634922216 +>one time +Uhhh... Le heckin Zelda 2?! diff --git a/v/634881491.txt b/v/634881491.txt index dd2bd06e3451a0fc540baca198695655fc463291..d228c70977c38a65cb30d4fa886695d2bf4e468a 100644 --- a/v/634881491.txt +++ b/v/634881491.txt @@ -99,3 +99,689 @@ The entire Jedi Survivor is only 155GB, and poorfags will continue to bitch abou --- 634884358 >>634882734 WHAT IS THIS, A MARIO FOR ANTS? +--- 634884497 +I'm curious, what do people who can do this compression magic do in life? Is there a job where you compress pics real small? +--- 634884618 +>>634884497 +Yeah it's called optimization, something incredibly in-demand because not even AAA studios can be assed to do it. +--- 634884861 +Images literally don't make fucking sense. + +If an image has X pixels, and each pixel is Y bytes big, then the image's size should always be XY. +It should be that fucking simple. None of this makes sense. +--- 634884918 +>>634884861 +Metadata, compression don’t exist? +--- 634885010 +>>634884918 +>Have one kilogram bag of sand +>"Hold up let me compress it" +>It's now 500 grams + +Nonesense, pure nonesense. +--- 634885039 +>>634884861 +What you're talking about is called a bitmap and all the image formats were born specifically to make shit smaller than that +--- 634885403 +>>634885010 +You're not thinking with 'puters. Think of the image file less as the image itself and more like a description of it. Every file format is like a different language in which the image can be described. If the program supports that file format, it can display the original image by recreating what's been described in the file. + +>give me 9876567871654512312343234532 grains of sand +>vs +>give me 500 grams of sand +--- 634885468 +>>634884861 +Technically, it should be X*Y*stride+sizeof(X)+sizeof(Y) +--- 634885574 +>>634885010 +fr fr +--- 634885987 +>>634884861 +It's all about the actual information content or entropy of the data. An image with entropy equal to its dimensions multiplied by its bits-per-pixel would just be random noise. Images that actually depict recognizable objects have far less entropy, and thus can be compressed to reduce the amount of data needed to express the same information. And then there's lossy compression, which actually throws away some information (in a smart way, of course, based on limits of human perception) in exchange for even more savings. +--- 634886239 +>>634881491 (OP) +I didn't know but now I did +--- 634886372 +>>634884861 +Imagine a text file that says "AAAAA". 5 bytes, right? +You could compress it into something like "5A". The first byte says how many times to repeat the second byte. +--- 634886697 +>>634882260 +You jest, but I have a whole folder of it anon +--- 634886816 +>>634886697 +I hope you learned your lesson anon, now never joke about me or my fetish ever agian +--- 634886841 +>>634884861 +>>634885987 +For example: +PNG is a lossless image format that uses a variant of Huffman encoding. It's good at preserving sharp edges and high-frequency detail but it really depends on a limited colour palette and repeated patterns for good space savings. So it's great for pixel art and most raster art in general. +JPEG is a lossy format that is intended for photographs, which are the opposite: they have softer edges and smoother colour transitions, i.e. little to no perceptible high-frequency detail but very high variation. So it actually works by splitting the image into blocks, converting to the frequency domain, and erasing high-frequency components. This is how repeated low-quality JPEG compression creates blocky artifacts - it effectively applies a blur to each block. +--- 634887063 +>>634886841 +JPG fails when there's a lot of minute details. It ends up smearing with color reduction. +--- 634887452 +>>634887063 +Chroma subsampling is usually the culprit. The subtle blur isn't that noticeable when the high-frequency detail is limited to light/shadow variation. When you have a lot of colour variation as well it's much more prominent, especially when combined with hard edges like the performance overlay in your example. +--- 634887619 +Let me guess, you need more? +--- 634888013 +>>634887619 +--- 634888121 +>>634881491 (OP) +Really makes me think OP is a faggot. +--- 634888185 +>>634888013 +indie game mario +--- 634888264 +>>634888185 +HQ4X gives a weird oil painting look to shit. +--- 634888587 +>>634887619 +Yes +--- 634888863 +>>634885010 +>Have 1 cubic metre of sand +>Compress it +>Now have 50 cubic centimetres of sand +It just makes no sense. +--- 634889126 +dumb question. +Did the NES draw the sprites or did the load the sprites into the game and had it called to the screen? +--- 634889131 +>>634888863 +Yes, metric makes no sense. +--- 634889896 +>>634889131 +>Have >>634889126 +>1 cubic foot of sand +>Compress it +>Now have 6 cubic inches of sand +Better? +--- 634891152 +>>634889126 +>load the sprites into the game and had it called to the screen? +The 2nd one. Nes games have at bare minimum 2 chips in them, a PRG chip and a CHR chip. Put simply PRG is where the game data is, CHR is where the graphics are stored. Nes uses tiles for all its graphics. Here's Super Mario 1 with the CHR open. Keep in mind that these are all the graphics that are used in Mario. Later games (like Zelda and Mario 2/3) were able to load in more tiles but Super Mario 1 was fairly early in the nes/famicom's life so it doesn't do that. What you see is what you get +--- 634891258 +>>634889126 +I'm not sure how to answer your question because I'm not quite sure what you mean. + +The game cartridge had the image sprites on it. The image sprites were passed to the NES memory, where the game code would grab the specific sprite that the game code called on. It would then draw that to the screen. + +I hope that was a decent answer. +--- 634891498 +Make it as compressed as possible +--- 634891551 +>>634890753 +yahoo +--- 634892325 +>>634881491 (OP) +What are the file sizes for 3, World and 64? +--- 634892327 +>>634889126 +>>634891152 +>Later games (like Zelda and Mario 2/3) were able to load in more tiles but Super Mario 1 was fairly early in the nes/famicom's life so it doesn't do that. +I should've been more specific. Later games used a technique called bank swapping in order load in more tiles. It's why the famicom disk system was a big deal in Japan briefly but never made it over to the US despite most of the games for it coming out on cartridge. Nintendo figured out how to coax the CHR chip to be able to load in more shit and not have to deal with long-ass disk loading. Here's Zelda's title-screen for example (Zelda was originally a disk game in Japan) +--- 634892403 +>>634892327 +Here's the overworld +--- 634892658 +>>634892403 +And here's what it looks like in a dungeon. Super Mario 1 was an attempt to squeeze as much out of a famicom cartridge as was possible before the disk system arrived but then Nintendo found out how about bank swapping which let them soup up their games for a while afterwards. It also let them release disk system games in the west on cartridges (without any load times - we did loose the extra audio channel though so most of the time the music wasn't as good) +--- 634892752 +>1 kb +what a baby +--- 634893567 +>>634892658 +Here's Casltevania's title screen: +--- 634893629 +>>634893567 +Then it loads it a bunch of new tiles for the first level +--- 634893710 +WAHOO +--- 634893769 +>>634893629 +Here's level 2. Notice how a lot these tile - like Simon's sprite or the weapon sprites - remain the same from level to level while new tiles are loaded in on a level-by-level basis. +--- 634893939 +How small can you make the SMB ROM with modern techniques? +--- 634894081 +>>634882002 +MORE +--- 634894186 +>>634883130 +>Modern games are poorly optimized +YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA +--- 634894419 +This game is 96 kilobytes. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NBG-sKFaB0 [Embed] +--- 634894881 +>>634891152 +>>634892327 +>>634892403 +>>634892658 +>>634893567 +>>634893629 +>>634893769 +Something kinda nice that never made it over was the ability to arbitrarily load data to a given address range. Mappers were a lot more strict in the size and location of where you can swap. +Maybe the MMC5 can just ignore this with it's fuck you 128KB of RAM but that's crazy expensive +--- 634894959 +>>634883130 +They really are. Majority of modern games are obsessed with high res textures, models, etc. Most of which are poorly compressed beyond belief. Graphicfags are such a stain, but developers being lazy with optimising games are worse. +--- 634895010 +>>634894959 +*codes my game using visually linked bullshit in your face* + +i even know all about assembly coding and shit in the 90s + +*does a tiktok dance wildly, frothing* +--- 634895034 +>>634881491 (OP) +--- 634895625 +>>634895034 +wider +--- 634895651 +>>634894959 +>but developers being lazy +Blame the consumers. + +>ask why the game isn't optimized yet +>"lmao just buy a better machine" +--- 634895838 +>>634881643 +That picture is commonly reposted, but planning and design of any videogame is really complex, the actual rom size is irrelevant. Zoomers doesn't know about the NES. +--- 634895917 +>>634895034 +>this made boomers shit their pants with amazement +--- 634895923 +>>634894959 +>Majority of modern games are obsessed with high res textures, models, etc. +Unfortunately true. Low-medium poly/textures with good ray tracing > high poly photorealism but most people are too uneducated to see the difference +--- 634895932 +>>634895034 +Why the fuck isn't the person running? +--- 634896003 +>>634883130 +>Modern games are poorly optimized if that's true. +Understatement of the goddamn century. +--- 634896038 +>>634883130 +Yes. 32KB of program ROM and 8KB of character ROM. No bank Rom swapping, and no battery for saving games. +Remember Action 52? That shit was 1024 KB. +--- 634896045 +>>634895838 +just since you're a serious ass NES dude in this thread apparently, I'll tell you my NES story that you will enjoy. + +I had a commodore 64 growing up at first, and had seen atari, and I remember in...1987? my brother's friend Kevin down the street came and dropped off this drawing he had made. See, he wanted to show us nintendo but we weren't allowed to go over to his house until his dad left on deployment, because his dad was a mad dad. So he sat there, with graph paper, and drew out the first screen from super mario bros, painstakingly, 1:1 pixel by pixel. I remember when I saw it, how I considered it jaw-dropping even though I had seen C64... + +That was the first time I ever saw Nintendo. A basically professional quality 1:1 pixel copy of the screen onto graph paper. Really magical moment + +I wish we still had that drawing. I think he took it back :) +--- 634896117 +>>634891551 +me +--- 634896179 +behold +--- 634896221 +>>634895651 +I don't think people will refuse to play your game if it is too big. +--- 634896343 +>>634896179 +Optic Blast! +--- 634896459 +>>634895917 +Listen. I was 5. And I shit my pants because I didn't want to stop playing. +--- 634896468 +>>634881805 +what the fuck +--- 634896543 +>kilobytes at all +lmao +--- 634896807 +>>634896543 +based +--- 634896853 +>>634896045 +>So he sat there, with graph paper, and drew out the first screen from super mario bros, painstakingly, 1:1 pixel by pixel. +Absolute madlad/autist +--- 634897486 +>>634896543 +SMALLER +--- 634897709 +>>634893939 +>How small can you make the SMB ROM with modern techniques? +The ROM itself? Maybe smaller. It depends on how it was extracted and put together. +The code for the NES game? Probably not. They're written in machine code and are packed as tight as they could. It's probably possible to use modern compression and extraction software to reduce its filesize more, but the program which you'd use to allow that would be using up more RAM than the original game. + +>>634895917 +You probably don't realize this, but video games didn't scroll before this. At least, not unless it was some auto-scrolling background. Nearly everything before that were single screens and you'd move between screens through exits at the side of the screen. + +>>634895932 +It's one of the demo games that would run if you left the game running without playing. +--- 634897847 +>>634886841 +I took a DSP class a couple years back and forgot everything about the frequency domain +What exactly are high-frequency components of images? +--- 634897930 +>>634881491 (OP) +thats nothing. compare the size of the Tekken arcade rom to the ps1 version. ps1 is 100x larger despite having worse graphics +--- 634898086 +>>634895034 +AHHHH! GO BACK FOR THAT FIRE FLOWER! +--- 634898154 +>>634895838 +>Zoomers doesn't know about the NES. +yes they do +--- 634898173 +>>634897930 +Yeah but how much of that is music? +--- 634898237 +>>634898173 +all of it. he has no idea what he's talking about lol +--- 634898896 +Interesting thread lads +--- 634898921 +>>634898173 +yeah well how much of op's image is music you ever think about that +--- 634898968 +>>634897709 +>It's one of the demo games that would run if you left the game running without playing. +There's a specific name for that actually. It's the "Attract mode." An artifact from arcade days where if nobody touched the machine, it would switch into attract mode to try and attract players to it through showing gameplay. +--- 634899213 +>>634896179 +>393 B +Bwuh? +--- 634899250 +I hate jpeg. +--- 634899296 +>>634899250 +>I hate jpeg +Jews +Pollacks +Estonians +Genovese +--- 634899596 +>>634881643 +AHHHHHHHH +--- 634899660 +>>634897847 +Just like how any finite one-dimensional signal can be constructed out of a series of sine waves, you can do the same with a two-dimensional signal (i.e. an image). If you blur an image (i.e. low pass filter it) then subtract the blurred version from the original, there's your high-frequency content. Equivalently, you can just run an edge detector (i.e. high pass filter) on it. + +For image encoding you do this separately for each channel, possibly transforming into luminance and chroma instead of RGB and compressing the chroma channels more. +--- 634899810 +>>634881805 +HOW +--- 634899837 +>>634891152 +learn something new everyday +--- 634899894 +>>634899660 +>chroma subsampling +disgusting. anything but full chroma or rgb is heresy +--- 634900037 +>>634881491 (OP) +OP is a retard +--- 634900042 +>>634899894 +Doesn't necessarily have to be chroma subsampling, but simply storing fewer of the Fourier series coefficients for chroma than for luminance since chroma generally has less variance. +--- 634900138 +>>634883130 +Yes, as is all modern software. Because engineering time is so much more expensive than hardware these days, companies opt to just beef up the hardware to speed up shit code than pay people to really get the most from the system. It's an industry wide problem and why you see so much shitty software these days. Hardware has gotten so good that even the absolute worst, most bloated poo-in-loo software will run. +--- 634900203 +>>634899894 +JPGs without subsampling look so much better it's insane, you can drop the quality a bunch and barely notice +--- 634900328 +>>634898086 +He can't. That's the fucked up part. +--- 634900517 +>remake this in unity +>post the size +>all of this just for a shitpost +don't make me do it +--- 634900621 +>>634898921 +--- 634900668 +>>634882979 +Based anon +--- 634901081 +>>634882979 +NOW EVERYTHING'S RUINED YEEEAH! NOW EVERYTHI - wait wrong song +--- 634901226 +>>634882979 +>>634901081 +SENSE OF SECURITY +LIKE POCKETS JINGLING +--- 634901418 +>>634889131 +>the best and most efficient measurements don't make sense +Myanmar is a shithole. +--- 634901527 +>>634900517 +DEW IT +--- 634901701 +>>634901418 +the only thing Fahrenheit is better for is ambient air temperature +--- 634901959 +>>634895034 +To think within a couple years AI went from barely playing this to fucking making these now. +--- 634902367 +>>634896038 +>Remember Action 52? That shit was 1024 KB +And it ran and looked like utter shit despite that +--- 634902893 +>>634898921 +Music can be pretty damn small: +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWblpsLZ-O8 [Embed] +https://linusakesson.net/scene/a-mind-is-born/ +--- 634902905 +>>634883130 +>Modern games are poorly optimized if that's true. +Weren't Halo Infinite's credits like 5GB or something? +--- 634902964 +>>634902905 +I should've actually checked before posting - it's 1.97GB lmao. 343 are beyond retarded +--- 634903026 +>>634881643 +D E E P E S T +E +E +P +E +S +T +--- 634903113 +>>634883130 +Retards have no issue buying 200GB games along with more storage and better hardware to keep up. +>Dark Souls PTDE: 3.74GB +>Deep Rock Galactic: 2.92GB +>Mount & Blade: Warband: 2.68GB +>Cosmoteer: 1.31GB +>Terraria: 656MB +All better than any bloatware shitgame that requires 100GB+ of storage and 12GB of VRAM and still has artistically worse models and texture quality than games from 15 years ago +--- 634903171 +BEHOLD!!! +0KB! +--- 634903196 +>>634903171 +Holy shit... +--- 634903224 +>>634903171 +--- 634903373 +>>634891152 +>>634892327 +>>634892403 +>>634892658 +>>634893567 +>>634893629 +>>634893769 +Cool shit +--- 634903440 +>>634881491 (OP) +Or you could be like modern artists and make a 18 MB 7800x9500 image. +--- 634903449 +>>634903171 +How can we beat this? +--- 634903462 +>>634903171 +Dear lord. How did you do that? +--- 634904194 +>>634903171 +You killed the thread anon, goddamn it +--- 634904550 +>>634883130 +No, gamers are just poor faggots and need to accept games shouldn't have to run on shit in the streets to be good. +--- 634904580 +>>634881491 (OP) +I miss the demo scenr +--- 634904789 +>>634903171 +embiggening bros, our response?? +--- 634904860 +>>634881805 +aaaaahhhhhhhh +--- 634904903 +>>634896221 +This. But some people will not play your game if it has shit graphics. +That's potential customer loss. +--- 634904928 +>>634883130 +The nes can basically only see 40kb at a time (it's how it was designed back in the early 80s) however games got more complicated and quickly hit that limit. Super Mario Bros is one of the last games to still have that limitation before shit like bank swapping was discovered +--- 634904960 +>>634896543 +>>634897486 +--- 634905026 +The one that makes me laugh is the one that's 4mb +--- 634905690 +Trying not ironically, is it possible to recreate Super Mario Bros 1 made of 1GB? +--- 634906000 +>>634905690 +Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? +--- 634906186 +>>634895838 +>zoomer zoomers zoomers +would you kill yourself already you meme spouting cum guzzler? +--- 634906556 +>>634896179 +>the thumbnail is bigger than the actual picture +lol +--- 634906646 +>>634903171 +I kneel +--- 634907109 +96 kilobytes + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NBG-sKFaB0 [Embed] +--- 634907125 +>>634903171 +0kb +But where's the Mario? +--- 634907648 +>>634883130 +you're not wrong, even the most perfect optimization in the world wouldn't get a game like sekiro under 1gb. the total storage space of an NES cartridge was 40kb. so they were using everything they were given. +--- 634907718 +>>634907648 +What? +--- 634907729 +>>634883130 +>Modern games are poorly optimized if that's true. +even old games were not optiminized well +https://youtu.be/t_rzYnXEQlE [Embed] +--- 634907796 +>>634907718 +i meant to put a "but" before +>even the most perfect optimization + +40kb was literally all you could get out of an NES cartridge +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWQ0591PAxM [Embed] +--- 634907882 +>>634907796 +going further, the main reason modern games are so unoptimized is because there's no real limitations in place that they have to abide to anymore, we live in an era of 100gb day one patches now. +--- 634907897 +>>634907729 +this guy could only do this with modern knowledge that didn't exist at the time, and overal spent months and months doing just that, when the game itself was done from scratch to finish in less than a year +--- 634908081 +>>634883130 +>Modern games are poorly optimized if that's true. +It's all but confirmed modern games are designed for console > PC thus they know just how much harddrive space they have to work with. +It started with things like COD and Fifa not compressing at all to take up as much space as possible to keep you playing them, so you go "I'd get a new game but my harddrive is almost full" +--- 634909223 +>>634907897 +nintendo CREATED the hardware and had FULL ACCESS to the source code for DECADES and still didn't do shit with it especially the re-release, cope tendie cuck +--- 634909352 +>>634909223 +>giving a shit about rereleases +--- 634909517 +fucking computers how do they work +--- 634909613 +Whoa... +--- 634909849 +>>634882185 +in English doc +--- 634909896 +>>634909613 +Does that work? +--- 634910028 +>>634904960 +--- 634910203 +>>634886697 +>>634886816 +i prefer anthro lesbian dolphin porn with big tits myself +--- 634910485 +>>634909613 +Nice virus. +--- 634910517 +> -1KB +--- 634910528 +>>634909613 +what is this actually +--- 634910789 +>>634909613 +Thanks for the dolphin porn but I already have these images in my collection +--- 634910865 +>>634895034 +I have learned to appreciate this playstyle +--- 634911216 +>>634882734 +im not clicking that shit nigga, +because i can't +--- 634911308 +>>634881805 +damn you could fit a lot of marios in this pic +--- 634911729 +>>634910528 +That retarded donut screamer. +>reeeeeee anon don't ruin it +Suck my dick. +--- 634911845 +>>634909352 +>b-but +mald harder faggot +--- 634911929 +>>634900037 +heavier +--- 634912559 +>>634911845 +but what? mald over what? +--- 634913264 +>>634909613 +>it's real +holy shit that's legitimately cool though +>>634911729 +Medicate +--- 634913785 +>>634913629 +--- 634913910 +>>634894959 +They store them in formats that the GPU can read directly which are themselves compressed, videogames use a lot of compression. +--- 634913951 +why would developers waste time in optimizing when people will just buy better hardware? +--- 634914245 +>>634881805 +>No text +What's the point? +--- 634914351 +>>634913951 +Who makes their own engine these days? Optimizing Unreal engine would require more work than developing your own engine from scratch, outside of that Unreal itself does do optimzation, just not game/platform specific optimization, so does Nvidia/AMD developing new rendering technology and improving the quality/performance of existing ones. +--- 634914598 +>>634904960 +So there's 48 B of overhead for gif files? +--- 634914717 +>>634903171 +My knees!o great one! +--- 634914768 +Simply put people cared about compression then and it was an art due to size limits on discs/cartridges. No one needs to worry about it anymore and that's why your latest goyslop AAA game is 150GBs. +--- 634915235 +>>634914768 +Your latest goyslop AAA is 150GB because it contains that much high detail content. +--- 634915489 +>>634914768 +>Simply put people cared about compression then +Nobody cared about compression back then, retard. +It's simply a technical restrictions, and they are forced to do so. +Do you really think that someone goes "Iwata san, We should make the game as small as possible, because we should bring honor to our company" +--- 634916079 +>>634915489 +>they didn't care; they were forced to care +sasuga +--- 634916105 +>>634915235 +bull fuckin shit +--- 634916159 +>>634883519 +I don't think Mario said that in the original game +--- 634916439 +>>634883130 +No one cares about optimization. + +IT workers in a company where I work just put all js/css/ts libs together and sometimes 2 or more times. +I as content guy scream at them or even fix their code manually. Since all users complains goes to me. +--- 634916713 +>>634916105 +You can't expect to increase texture resolution, the amount of textures, have textures that fade in on characters faces for different expressions, have more unique assets to clutter scenes, have additional maps to determine things like metalness or surface roughness and expect game sizes to remain the same they were a decade and a half ago, hell most of those games were so small because of the Xbox and developers having to do all kinds of ridiculous compression to content that lead compression artifacts in normal maps that most people just ignored (still seen in the original release skyrim textures) audio compression issues and loads of other shit. +PS3 games were 25GB and up, and you are complaining about at most a 6x increase in disk space on a 64x increase in texture resolution +--- 634916802 +>>634916713 +If devs are going to include those pointless things I never asked for, I expect them to find a way to do it at a low cost. +--- 634916827 +>>634896853 +It's not that hard tho. Probably takes about 20 mins at max +--- 634916842 +>>634916159 +It's a weird translation, but then the original Japanese line is very hard to translate since it relies so much on cultural context. The idea is pretty much the same, but a more direct translation would be "rock-throwing monkeys" +--- 634916862 +>>634916802 +They do do that, ti's called A/Indie games. +--- 634916876 +>>634916713 +Name five PS3 games that are 25GB and up +--- 634917150 +>>634916876 +I'm struggling to find anything above 12GB +>Skyrim Special Edition is 12GB +>Dark Souls PTDE is <7GB +>RDR is 10GB +--- 634917278 +>2023 +>Worrying about game size +LOL. Must suck to live in a third world. +SSDs are cheap and internet speeds are blazing fast. +--- 634917345 +>>634916862 +>They do do that, ti's called A/Indie games. +>B-but you can't expect the same of AAA games +lol +--- 634917616 +>>634916876 +God of War Ascension +Uncharted 3 +The Last of Us +FFXIII +Killzone 3 + +>>634917345 +Then it wouldn't be AAA goyslop, that's okay lots of Indie/A games are goyslop too. +--- 634918143 +>>634881805 +This belong to you Sir +--- 634920332 +>>634881491 (OP) +>check +>it's 289kb +is this a bait? +--- 634920763 +>>634909613 +>its real +how does the text at the bottom not fuck it up? +--- 634922207 +>>634909613 +if boomers were good at this then i fucking kneel +https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1682166163361098.webm +--- 634922360 +>>634922207 +>t. retarded zoomer +--- 634922406 +>>634922360 +very rude +--- 634922512 +>>634922207 +the atarifags were the true zoomers, named such after the fact their games required ADHD to play, as you have just witnessed +if you aren't shitposting, there should be an option to limit how much of your power the emu is using, search around diff --git a/v/634882991.txt b/v/634882991.txt index 664884867c63fe433a94e6ec21457372a2f3e49d..90eddafc80683778a9a56ed8fe626af5ecbbc95b 100644 --- a/v/634882991.txt +++ b/v/634882991.txt @@ -8,3 +8,142 @@ https://jiggie.fun/2BlBQp --- 634884187 https://jiggie.fun/fI4qLY 150 nsfw +--- 634884752 +https://jiggie.fun/0GpsxB +200 nsfw +--- 634885519 +https://jiggie.fun/Ng3GVw +300 +--- 634886127 +https://jiggie.fun/cCPped +345 +sfw +--- 634886708 +sfw anime fan service +464pc +https://jiggie.fun/fanservice +--- 634887969 +bump +--- 634888076 +https://jiggie.fun/veGoFZ +408 loli elves, nsfw +--- 634888134 +https://jiggie.fun/S_ROsF +476 sfw +--- 634889759 +https://jiggie.fun/rBpoZt +475 sfw bunnygirl +--- 634891562 +boomp +--- 634892093 +moar +--- 634892108 +>>634891562 +don't bump, post a puzzle instead, like this +https://jiggie.fun/m7GqNI +288 nsfw pokegirl(s) +--- 634892259 +https://jiggie.fun/I4N8O7 +682 sfw your daily dose of anime girls on motorcycles +--- 634894736 +>>634892093 +--- 634894778 +>>634894736 +jiggie.fun +no u +--- 634894842 +https://jiggie.fun/ucDamk +486 sfw catgirl +--- 634894998 +https://jiggie.fun/qTFK4O + +nsfw UW volleyball leak +--- 634895816 +bump +--- 634897025 +my eyes hurt holy fuck +--- 634897260 +https://jiggie.fun/H15bEs +270 sfw shota +--- 634897961 +https://jiggie.fun/ptqi1E +483 /e/ It's a nice day for a booba wedding +--- 634898812 +https://jiggie.fun/dm2amp +299 sfw scenery +--- 634899636 +https://jiggie.fun/E7s8Nx +484 /e/ big ol ass an' tiddies +--- 634900672 +https://jiggie.fun/6Q3sVf +500 c&f catbras +--- 634901607 +https://jiggie.fun/VyDii_ +496 sfw dead game +--- 634902423 +https://jiggie.fun/OYgeQu +1000 wet schoolgirls of various boob sizes from small to really big +--- 634903759 +bump for big jigs +--- 634904289 +>>634903759 +https://jiggie.fun/ff6zJo +1800 nsfw booba see you in 5 hours +--- 634904342 +https://jiggie.fun/ABh0Qk +WH40k edition +400 roton sfw +--- 634905984 +bump +--- 634906124 +In the Garden of Fantasy +650pcs +https://jiggie.fun/St8L20 +puzzle theme +https://youtu.be/A-oKVIRZ7fs [Embed] + +been a while since i last jigged +--- 634906568 +https://jiggie.fun/2e6z0K +368 tyranids roton +--- 634907005 +>>634906568 +Is it cheating if I reference this codex? It's right next to my desk. +--- 634907823 +>>634906124 +just 3 of us so far +--- 634908929 +>>634906124 +70% there +--- 634911087 +https://jiggie.fun/M7lf6a +361 roton dragon sfw +--- 634913151 +bump +--- 634916142 +https://jiggie.fun/mksFLw +out of season poke jig +500 SFW +--- 634918323 +https://jiggie.fun/8xAJvz +--- 634919032 +https://jiggie.fun/mi_Gj2 +450 sfw booba +--- 634919930 +https://jiggie.fun/a2zNBG +snug magic dogs +SFW rot 250 +--- 634920032 +https://jiggie.fun/mXPmwl +BOTW edition +600 roton sfw +--- 634920047 +https://jiggie.fun/JJF1bs +493 sfw he's just standing there... menacingly... +--- 634922003 +https://jiggie.fun/2Qof33 +pretty robots +330 SFW +--- 634922098 +https://jiggie.fun/ocWOQI +475 /e/ big booba diff --git a/v/634883480.txt b/v/634883480.txt index 1d5f7e4bf3a5557594246f4ed6ada325b9efbff6..76ed747ccd0c2877b5680cf492b416859f3b884d 100644 --- a/v/634883480.txt +++ b/v/634883480.txt @@ -10,3 +10,1250 @@ Needs gear with random stats and enchants to have any reason as to why I would c --- 634884452 >>634884290 fake news +--- 634884521 +>>634884375 +huh? Your tools and clothes get destroyed with use. +--- 634884530 +>>634884290 +black people can't create things, stop lying. +--- 634884536 +>>634883480 (OP) +That looks like craft that was mined. +--- 634884609 +When will it have content? +--- 634884936 +>>634884609 +Already has more than mineshit +--- 634885806 +>>634883480 (OP) +But you play as a glowie. +--- 634885905 +I love drifter-tan! +--- 634885971 +>>634884290 +hand or gtfo +--- 634885997 +>>634883480 (OP) +how do i pirate this? +--- 634886201 +>first time trying it out +>no idea what I'm doing and going in completely blind +>get to make a flint knife and axe pretty easily, find berries to survive the first day +>night comes +>everything's darker than a nigger's asshole +>literally spend 15m afk waiting for the day to come because I can't do anything at all +well that was fun +--- 634886454 +>>634885997 +If you can't pirate, you are nor smart enough for this game. +--- 634886529 +>>634886201 +>spend 15m afk waiting for the day to come because I can't do anything at all +When they joke about Vintage Story being made for autistic people they aren't lying +--- 634886606 +>>634886201 +You can make a bed, and referencing the handbook helps a lot if you get stuck on what to do. +--- 634887986 +>>634886606 +>bro didn't you read the 60 wiki pages before starting the game?? your fault!! +>look there's a mention of a 'bed' under 'shelter', clearly you should've understood that by shelter, they didn't mean building an actual house, because you know you definitely can't do that just yet, but just making a bed haha +it's retarded senpai, and you're retarded for trying to defend such flawed game design +--- 634888198 +>>634887986 +Okay. +--- 634888257 +hussalina hustler, hustle quick and hustle far yack it backy kumbala, hussalina hustler! +--- 634888368 +>>634888257 +What the fuck???!!! No way is this real?? +--- 634888452 +>>634888257 +Ladies and gentlemen, kino is officially served +--- 634888531 +>>634888257 +I can't believe I was here for this spectacle. Witnessed!!! +--- 634888614 +>>634887986 +You can search up any recipe by pressing h +Surely, you would search for a bed if you don't enjoy spending 15 minutes of your life looking at a static screen. +--- 634888638 +>>634884936 +not modded mineshit +--- 634888687 +>>634883480 (OP) +>v1.18.0 Lore Update: The Resonance Archives - Stable release! +didn't realize it was out already, will it break 1.17 worlds or is it safe to upgrade? +--- 634888718 +>>634888257 +Not bad kid +--- 634888950 +>>634883480 (OP) +I started playing this the other day and passed through my first temporal storm, not gonna lie, its really unnerving +--- 634889859 +>>634887986 +>plays game for 15 minutes +>discovers a setback/challenge and gets upset +>closes the game +>goes into a thread about the game and starts calling people retards +--- 634890251 +Anyone else here who makes their world just tropical islands just so you can pretend you are in the Caribbean sailing island to island with your raft? Man I wish they would add ships to the game +--- 634890348 +>>634889859 +>you're not allowed to touch the keyboard for fifteen minutes!!!! +>challenge +--- 634890510 +give me more blacksmithing kino +with multiplayer +--- 634890512 +>>634887986 +Looks it's made for autistic people just go. +--- 634891069 +>>634890348 +>anon can't think of a solution to the problem of "night time is dark" so he stares at his black screen without touching his keyboard for 15 minutes every time the sun goes down +--- 634891638 +>>634890510 +please i need more games +--- 634892137 +>>634883480 (OP) +why would I pay money for what is just a minecraft modpack +--- 634892245 +>>634883480 (OP) +Ugly player models, too much focus on autismo crafting. +--- 634892568 +>>634892137 +- better engine: dynamic weathers (can see thunderstorms in the distance, and different players can experience different weathers while on the same server), more crafting mechanics, horizontal "physics" for some blocks, weather effects and wind, water animations, written in C# so it has much better performance and is more moddable +^ this is the kind of stuff that minecrap mods can't add, as it requires access to source code, or it would cause performance issues and compatibility issues between mods +- it's balanced for the ground up to be harder. You'd need 20 different mods to have this in minecrap, and they would all have compatibility issues +- faster content delivery. Massive update every few months vs one update once every two years +--- 634892574 +>>634884521 +I forget if your clothes still take damage if you block it with a shield in minecraft +--- 634892665 +>>634888638 +>It's good when its modded +--- 634892724 +>>634892137 +it runs better the devs aren't jewish +--- 634893493 +>>634892137 +https://files.catbox.moe/3t79k2.webm +--- 634893617 +Isn't this being made by a guy and his wife? +--- 634893658 +>>634892137 +when you hammer in freshly hot tools straight off the scorching forge, you can cool them off by shoving them into water, the steam even shows! +sadly i don't think it melts ice if you do this +--- 634893803 +>>634893617 +yeah. Guy does the coding and his wife churns out models and textures +--- 634893982 +>still can't use barks other than oak for tanning +fuck you notch +--- 634894148 +>>634893617 +>>634893803 +>Vintage Story +>Book of Hours +Are husband and wife dev teams the most soulful there is? The two I know of keep pumping out kino +--- 634894742 +What Minecraft mods would you like to see as new features in Vintage Story? +--- 634894832 +>>634894148 +It's probably very efficient. You wake up at the same time, don't have to leave the house, and immediately go work on the game. Sharing ideas probably is a lot easier with someone you know closely too. There was also this boomer couple that made an adventure game recently, but I forgot what it was called. +Great business idea if you know how to code, and if you girlfriend is willing to learn basic blender and Photoshop skills. You could also teach her some basic scripting, or maybe lua, to help with the code a little. +--- 634895063 +>>634893803 +>>634894148 +>>634894832 +I remember this cool dungeon crawler game made by a guy and his wife like 10 years ago. Seems to work well +--- 634895113 +>>634883480 (OP) +What does this offer me that a modded terrafirmacraft couldn't? +--- 634895150 +>>634884290 +Stop +--- 634895228 +>>634894742 +The entirety of Create +--- 634895381 +>>634894742 +Something related to other dimensions eventually +--- 634895751 +>>634895113 +seasons +--- 634895884 +>>634895751 +Terrafirmacraft has seasons +--- 634895985 +I never got into Minecraft for all these years. Is this a solo focused game? Is the reason to play it besides build cool shit? I’d love if the crafting/farming/survival mechanics took focus. +--- 634896176 +>>634895985 +you can play with others but solo can be done +building cool shit is part of it, if you can get past the learning curve, the chiseling microblocks system can really sate some tism +--- 634896310 +>>634895985 +the main draw is the autism is cranked up a bit; for example you need to do crop rotations or else yer farms land becomes barren and useless +--- 634896367 +>>634895113 +far better performance due to not being built on minecraft's shitty java engine, mods and texture packs are far easier to create and install and are generally capable of doing more since VS is built mod-friendly and doesnt need an intermediary work-around like forge or fabric, big library of compatible mods (does terrafirmacraft even have add-on mods?), a currently in-progress "main story" with high-quality dungeons & bosses & puzzles, more in-depth food spoilage mechanics (though honestly pretty sure the only difference is that VS allows you to make well-lit cellars), VS worldgen is leaps and bounds above TFC, localized weather instead of global interdimensional weather like minecraft has, built-in chiseling system (was chisel 'n' bits TFC compatible??), etc. +--- 634896574 +>>634895113 +Lore, story, and fantastical steampunk shit I guess. +--- 634896768 +>>634894148 +One of my favorite bands is just a husband and wife group. He plays the drums, she does the electric organ/piano. +--- 634896896 +>>634896367 +>>634896574 +Oh damn, I've been asking this every time I see a thread and this is the first time I've gotten a good answer, maybe it's finally time to try the game. +>weather +Some versions of TFC come bundled with the weather mod, but that mod is a complete jankfest in of itself. +--- 634897038 +>>634896896 +Part of the story and dungeons are already in with the most recent update a few days ago. It was called the lore update actually. +--- 634897342 +>>634892665 +Yes? Why we have to suffer just b/c you faggots lack the capability to lurk for something cool and subsequently install thereafter? Mods are even easier to install and run nowadays. If you ain't got the time, just pick ma curated list from someone and bam! Better gaming experience. Same retard argument like 'Mods are just for coomers' And even coomer mods make a so much better simply b/c the character models look way better. +--- 634897573 +Do we have a /v/ server? +--- 634897582 +wow This game has a proper tool rack. +I can't believe how hard is for survival games to have a quick place/take entity for tools, it makes crafting much more organized and seamless for me, well, item frames essentially do the same thing in minecraft but VS' is much more compact and easthetically pleasing. +--- 634897807 +>>634897573 +There's a /vm/ server, if you want to play with anons from this site +>>>/vm/vintage +--- 634898196 +>>634894148 +I just remembered that Tales of androgyny is made by a husband and wife team +--- 634899796 +>>634887986 +You can make shelter from dirt. You are dumb. +--- 634901076 +Is there a less hardcore create mode? I just want to dick around without worrying too hard about the ‘tism. +--- 634901949 +>>634901076 +yeah, pretty sure there's a world option that lowers food requirements and spoilage and all sorts of other shit. or you could just play on creative mode +--- 634902013 +>>634888257 +>>634888368 +>>634888452 +>>634888531 +>>634888718 +not a mental illness btw +--- 634902158 +There's no demo on the website, is it possible to pirate it in order to try it or does it have some always online drm bullshit? +--- 634902257 +>>634886201 +Why not just... make a torch +--- 634902524 +>>634902158 +Yes, its on the usual pirate pages +--- 634902584 +>>634902257 +they don't last forever +--- 634902604 +>>634902584 +They last plenty long enough to last for several days. +--- 634902841 +>>634886201 +Make a hay bed. You need 24 dry grass for it. +--- 634902928 +>>634887986 +Even if you have soil physics enabled, you can still make a house with packed dirt. +--- 634903045 +>>634884375 +There's a gemcutting mod that lets you craft slotted armor and weapons and then slot cut gems into it for bonuses, so you could have a mining set, fighting set etc. +>>634884521 +clothes can easily be repaired with flax twine and linen. +--- 634903362 +>>634893982 +Is this not intended? Oak wood is valuable IRL, so I thought that it (as well as acacia) maybe had some special properties that enable it to be used for making tannin. +--- 634903425 +>>634894742 +Twilight Forest would work much bettee for Vintage Story than for Minecraft. +--- 634903541 +Is there a colony mod where I can build a comfy village with NPCs so I'm not alone? +--- 634903656 +>>634901076 +You can customize world options when you make it. This extends to the hunger rate. +--- 634903709 +>>634903541 +Kind of, there's a mod that adds villagers and you can do quests for them, not sure how close you can build to their stuff though. +--- 634903829 +>>634903709 +Sounds neat, are they better than minecraft villagers? How much interaction is there besides the quests? +--- 634904023 +>>634903829 +Not sure, I've never tried it but looking at the mod screenshots it seems you can found your own village too which seems pretty fucking neat. Going to add it to the next game I start. +--- 634904131 +>>634883480 (OP) +>realism autism +What a shame +--- 634904405 +>>634904023 +Nice, just the kind of stuff I was looking for. Probably gonna get the game then. Do you get server files as well so you can host your own server like Minecraft? +--- 634904449 +Can you cook only using campfires? I can't find any kitchen stove or such and I can't force myself to just put an open flame in my house. Maybe some mod fixes this? + +Also post houses to get me inspired +--- 634904523 +>>634883480 (OP) +why have you've been posting this unfished crap for the past 2 week +--- 634904586 +>>634894742 +They'd never do it since they don't want outright magic, but Thaumcraft +--- 634904593 +>>634904405 +I know you can just open up your single player game to lan or for other folk to connect to your IP, but if you're renting a dedicated server (I use Pingperfect) then it's as easy as just uploading your single player save to the servers save files, then putting zipped mods into the servers mod folder. When people connect it auto downloads the mods for them. +--- 634904792 +>>634904449 +>Can you cook only using campfires? +Unfortunately yes, only campfires and clay ovens can be used to cook food, and clay ovens only work for bread and pies. As far as I know, there is no mod that adds actual ovens +--- 634905045 +>>634894148 +What the hell is book of hours? +--- 634905225 +>>634904586 +I like thaumcraft +--- 634905281 +>>634883480 (OP) +>no israphel +dropped +--- 634905385 +>>634905045 +"sequel" to cultist simulator + +>>634905281 +anon, its been 12 years... you've got to let it go.. +--- 634905614 +>>634892665 +vintage story is basically a standalone version of a minecraft mod pack, comparing it to other minecraft mods is completely fair +--- 634906202 +>>634904449 +you can only go up to medieval period tech wise, and throughout medieval era everyone used open fire to cook food, with occasional clay stove, which is in the game. +--- 634906482 +>Mineshit knockoff +>"It's just like that one modpack!" +>look at Vintage Story mods +>all the top mods were either aimed at fixing shit parts of the game the devs stubbornly stand by or ones that aren't unique enough to distinguish themselves from an alternative on minecraft +>browse threads here and there +>always consists of OP seething over obvious critique +Dead on arrival, shill threads. Sage and filter. +--- 634906713 +Minecucks can't appreciate a mudhut/hovel like vintage chads can. +--- 634906760 +Qrd on this game? +--- 634906830 +>>634906482 +Shit parts? Like what? +--- 634906942 +>>634906713 +>Vintage Story is a good game +>why? +>you can build a dirt house and do all these tiny tangential features that have zero potential for becoming tedious +>you can mod it with incredibly basic mods that come across as minecraft mods of old at best +>if your computer is a piece of shit it runs better +>modding is easier than minecraft's despite many minecraft modders being literal children +--- 634906953 +>>634906760 +meinkraft, but good +--- 634907036 +>>634906830 +I'm not getting into a back and forth where you repeatedly deny flaws of the game. I've seen it, you've seen it, plenty of people being shilled this fotm all have seen and grown desensitized to the mark of a shit game. +--- 634907051 +>>634906942 +modding is easier as in it's more advanced. C# gives coders more freedom than java. Also I've heard that the game is almost open source. +--- 634907116 +>>634907036 +Sounds like you got filtered by some feature and now you cry that the game isn't braindead shit like MINECRAP +--- 634907135 +>>634907051 +Case in point. + +Literal children mod minecraft. Children. + +Vintage story meanwhile has the audacity to defend its design choices at every turn despite tedium being baked into the gameplay experience. Want to do anything scaled up? Fuck you, go play Minecraft instead. +--- 634907213 +Thanks for the bumps +--- 634907224 +>>634907116 +I got filtered by it being a regularly shilled thread with an obnoxiously defensive fan base. I'll go stick a modpack on minecraft when I want this kind of game, and every friend I've shown it to has wound up asking me what I'm doing looking at minecraft clones. +--- 634907436 +>>634907135 +Tedium is subjective. Delayed reward for many is better than instant one. All the "tedium" that you talk about also makes teamwork in coop a lot more fun, since you can't have one person immediately dig down to bedrock level and grind until he finds diamonds, which at that point you win the game. It's a slow process to get to the end game in VS, and even small stuff requires a lot of player engagement, which is prefect for coop. You can have one person mold clay, while the other player prepares clay burning pits. +--- 634908957 +>>634887986 +You're the reason games today hold your hand and don't let you discover anything on your own. Maybe stick to shitty AAA games, zoom zoom +--- 634909036 +But does the game have cute girls? Or, is it possible to mod in cute girls? +--- 634909117 +>>634909036 +You can mod in furry creatures with visible cleavage +--- 634909919 +This game really needs a combat update. +--- 634909979 +>>634904449 +You can also bake break and pies with a clay oven. +--- 634910178 +>>634904449 +what >>634906202 said, keep in mind clay ovens form instantly compared to other clay formed things but take around a stack of clay to make, and logically, they are harder to use in the winter +--- 634910262 +>>634893493 +I love soil physics. +--- 634910270 +>>634904405 +yes it comes with server files +--- 634910287 +>>634884290 +Sorry I'm revoking your n-word pass +I don't make the rules +--- 634910319 +>>634910262 +--- 634910382 +>>634910319 +They need to add more stuff like this. It makes exploration feel dangerous and exciting. +--- 634910386 +>>634903362 +sure but if you're not in a climate where oak grows you have to walk for hours to find one +irl you can tan with anything high in tannin oak just happens to be the bark with the highest tannin content +--- 634910582 +>>634907036 +So the game has no shit parts, got it +--- 634910664 +>>634883480 (OP) +Buy an ad +--- 634910686 +>>634910582 +See: >>634909919 +--- 634910717 +I really wish there was a way to make traders come to you once you've discovered them. +--- 634910871 +>>634910686 +Vid unrelated? +--- 634910906 +>>634910871 +Combat isn't fun at the moment. +--- 634911046 +>>634884290 +Fuck u nigger +--- 634911207 +how does water work in this? +from way back in alpha I wanted minecraft to have more realistic water handling, actual quantities of water that will flow from place to place instead of notch's janky source block approximation so you could do water engineering projects like draining lakes and making aquaducts and shit. +--- 634911290 +>>634909117 +sounds based +I'll look into it +--- 634911453 +>>634910262 +>>634910319 +it definitely adds a lot to the game +I usually turn it off though because building with it is a pain +--- 634911720 +>>634911207 +I believe it still has the janky source block approximation, as running the physics for an actual water system like that would be pretty hardware intensive. +--- 634911806 +>>634892137 +lol lmao even, VS mod framework is much more flexible and the game already has more mechanical depth and modularity than minecraft with just a fraction of the content. +--- 634911891 +>>634911207 +Mostly the same as in Minecraft. You can't make infinite water source, but you can get infinite buckets of water from a single block and place them. I think there are water physics in the roadmap. +--- 634911957 +>>634911207 +>>634911891 +Also, water freezes in winter, starting from the shore. +--- 634912456 +>>634886201 +Make a bed, dipshit. +--- 634912792 +bump +good game but rework the fucking character models +--- 634912795 +>>634910906 +combat is not the point of these games faggot +--- 634912840 +>>634912795 +and guess where you need to go to find better shit +--- 634912851 +>>634883480 (OP) +>minecraft clone +niggershit +--- 634912853 +>>634894742 +create, create aeronautics +--- 634912880 +>>634912795 +I know. This is why I have over 40 hours in my current world despite combat sucking ass. +--- 634912937 +>>634894148 +Cube world but we all know how that ended. +--- 634912960 +>>634883480 (OP) +>Character named Tyrone in op pic. + +Polfags go and stay go. + +I hate mc but I won't buy this as long as you shitters infest it because it's muh retarded Nordic fantasy. Go fuck your parents or some shit ya inbred weirdo. +--- 634912982 +>>634912840 +up ur mom's pussy lmao owned +--- 634912995 +i dont like the mob mechanic and theyre scary, so i turned it off in my second run to build and farm in a cozy environment +--- 634913037 +>>634912995 +Trust me buddy the sound for the bell mob is something you'll learn to fear in the rookie days +--- 634913085 +Objectively the best QoL feature. +--- 634913116 +Are there actual enemies in this game? +I've been running around for a couple days, and even during the night literally nothing happens +--- 634913154 +>>634884290 +You ain't black +--- 634913214 +>>634912853 +they've got one of Aeronautics members helping them with multiblock boats right now +--- 634913269 +>>634912960 +Tyron ≠ Tyrone +--- 634913339 +>>634913116 +check your settings +normal foes are your typical "wanting to murder your ass for existing animals", and any of which you piss off, go punch that ram, i dare you +drifters are the main threat, coming in various ranked flavors which get stronger the deeper you get in the world, or go insane +the mechanical spider locusts are also a threat, packing numbers, wall climbing and spawning nests +last of which is the bell, which can detect you through walls and continually summon high ranking drifters, and have a shitton of hp to boot +FUCK BEARS though +--- 634913453 +>>634884290 +Welcome to the white race. +--- 634913521 +>>634913214 +Source? +--- 634913561 +But what is temporal stability though? Sanity or your grip into the current reality in relation to that parallel world. +--- 634913591 +>minecraft ripoff +>has a minecraft modder molding it +F +--- 634913617 +>>634913521 +their Discord +--- 634913627 +>>634913591 +minecraft is a self admitted ripoff of infiniminer. +--- 634913683 +>>634913561 +Latter, it's your grip on reality in general, the less you have, the less you remain "anchored" to the realm and drift ever closer to the rust world +--- 634913684 +>>634913627 +Don't care. Minecraft ripoff. Cool modpack. +--- 634913729 +>>634913617 +Oh shit thats neat. Aeronautics itself looks super cool, it's neat they've got a guy from that team contributing. +--- 634913734 +>>634913617 +That's neat. Would love to see the messages though +--- 634913823 +>>634913617 +Damn, nice, real buildable ships would be amazing. +--- 634913839 +>>634894148 +Stardew Valley too. It wouldn't exist if Concerned Ape's wife didn't financially support him. +--- 634913913 +>>634913729 +>>634913734 +>>634913823 +go shill your faggot game elsewhere +--- 634913957 +>>634912960 +The main dev's name is Tyron. He (right in the pic related) is white. Same with his wife (left). +--- 634913996 +>>634913913 +--- 634914000 +>>634913913 +Fuck off Tortanicfag. Not everything is a shill campaign, people enjoying games and wanting to talk about them is not the end of your world. In fact, it's the fucking purpose of this board, tourist. Be an adult and close the thread. +--- 634914036 +>>634884290 +You are now white +--- 634914046 +>>634913913 +By your reaction i can tell VS is a better than your favorite game. +--- 634914069 +>>634914000 +Go shill your faggot game elsewhere with your faggot threads where you turn into a confrontational or avoidant faggot over fsggot criticisms of your faggot game, faggot. +--- 634914134 +>>634914069 +Nobody here shy'd away from criticisms you walking aneurysm. You can't even fucking type right you're so assflustered. +--- 634914138 +>>634914046 +Cool modpack. Stop posting the same fucking threads about your game that's so good you have to beg the question then start replying to it to buno your own faggot thread for your faggot game that gets less engagement every time. + +Hit critical mass on alienating an audience here and fuck off already, kike. +--- 634914216 +>>634913617 +I wonder if it's going to be extremely janky like the Archimedes' Ships mod was for Minecraft. +--- 634914223 +>>634913729 +>>634913734 +>>634913823 +found some more pictures from the testing +--- 634914229 +I just like all the overwhelming autism i have to do to survive +--- 634914238 +>>634914134 +>Nobody does +>literally every thread turns into some little bitch getting defensive about the game being flawed +>"name a flaw then" +inb4 "wow you don't eat mineshit you should stfu guy who I blame it all on because he's rent free in my head" +--- 634914275 +>>634914223 +--- 634914303 +>>634914275 +How much are you charging for this shit again? +--- 634914310 +>>634914069 +>>634914134 +Inarticulate gibberish about things you don't like =/= criticism +The sad reality is that you just don't like when you are confronted you sheltered non-white zoomie, on the contrary, the people that play the game here know what it lacks but still love it for what it already offers. +--- 634914340 +>>634914238 +>all of /v/ is one person +If you have grievances with the game why do you continuously revisit the threads about it? No game is perfect, if this game doesn't appeal to you, that's perfectly fine. +If you hate it so much why do you feel compelled to enter threads about it? Is this how you choose to spend your limited time on earth? Bitching incessantly in a thread about something you don't like just because its one thread out of 10 pages that has drawn your ire? That's honestly kind of depressing. +--- 634914359 +>>634914310 +If you were force-fed critique you'd spit up standard fare posting given to any critiques in these threads. Look at this one. Pull up the archive. Look at 'em. Look at some retard faggot go thinking they're real sly. +--- 634914443 +>>634914340 +This dumb niglet called me some fag I've never heard of because I called his game flawed and it's far from the first time it has happened in these threads. + +I'd probably have been interested in the game if whoever is responsible for these threads weren't so invested in either being a little shitcunt defending the project or casting the community as shitcunts unable to take any critique. + +See the reaction to combat. +--- 634914468 +>>634914138 +>Oh my god! The light particles of that video game's thread emanated from my screen are being captured by my eyes and brain, how dare them trigger me with a game i don't like by talking about it at their own leisure! I will show them! +You must face quite the predicament every day just to (try to) remain sane and be functional. +--- 634914508 +>>634914303 +$18 smackaroons last time i checked +--- 634914560 +>>634914443 +So what kind of drugs are fueling your posts exactly? +Are you capable of having an actual discussion without trying to act like a stereotypical ghetto teen? One person clearly shitposting at you is enough for you to discern that everyone here who is talking about the game is the exact same? How unhinged of a stance is that to take anon jesus christ. +--- 634914625 +>>634914468 +I face your shitty game's thread constantly being posted and every thread playing out the same as though the OP is the same every time down to how they handle it lightest critique. + +Then the retard has the nerve to wonder why once engaging posters now just come in to shit on him and his game after he time and time again shits on any and all critique of the game and just tries to drown it out with some random bullshit or insisting they are weak or stupid for seeing not just flaws in the game but either some really defensive shill or its community at large. + +Cry about it. +--- 634914668 +>>634914639 +Autism, pure, raw, autism +--- 634914679 +>>634914560 +Literally nothing. Cry more. Make a good example of how it always goes. Farm the bumps. Surely it sells. Tedium sells. Not posting your mods site for the game anymore though in these threads, wonder why. +--- 634914704 +>>634914359 +Being reductionist and smug about your complaints =/= critique +If you just try to make yourself the smart guy by dropping some silly and inapplicable metaphors don't expect people with a polar opposite vision to not make fun of you, stupid underage. +--- 634914732 +>>634914639 +Slower progression system which rewards in delayed gratification +--- 634914737 +>>634887986 +idiot ESL +--- 634914745 +>>634914639 +The difference is when you play a gutted modpack on Minecraft you're clearly not playing this and that means you're stupid for not dropping $18 on some indie project minecraft. +--- 634914749 +>>634914625 +>not only do I lack the willpower to just ignore things I don't like, I'm also too stupid to set up a basic filter +You are this image personified. +--- 634914787 +>>634914704 +The irony is palpable. Being smug and reductionist in your dismissals of any and all critiques of the game being tedious or having shit combat is like the pot calling the kettle a nigger. +--- 634914802 +>>634914679 +Take your fucking meds the devs do not post here. Half of these threads are people from /vm/ trying to drum up a discussion to funnel them to the /vm/ thread and servers. +--- 634914862 +>>634914787 +I'm pretty sure everyone here can unanimously agree the combat is shit. It's by far the most unpolished aspect of the game. They recently updated bows I believe though.You got shitposted at once and went on a crusade over it. +--- 634914863 +>>634894832 +too bad the devs wife doesn't know how to use Blender and absolutely REFUSES to learn, and insists on using the jank model creator her husband coded. +--- 634914865 +>>634914625 +I bet you love zelda then if you are triggered by a niche game's thread existing, by the way you type you can't be even a shade of white. +Unironic mental illness, your parents better stop supporting you so you kill yourself asap. +--- 634914867 +>>634914749 +I shit on things I don't like and between the game being a mineshit ripoff and these threads being some of the fakest, gayest, most egotistical shilling I've ever seen in my 14ish years here means I'm gonna take a fat shit every opportunity. + +I'm doing my part. +--- 634914917 +>>634914802 +Kys nigger + +>>634914862 +I'm not even that anon. That anon is another webm in a growing folder of content related +--- 634914968 +>>634914787 +You started first, here +>>634892137 +You got dunked on and your ego can't stand that you just acted irrationally and out of ignorance because "thing i don't like >:(" +--- 634915007 +>>634914802 +Also, I'll be sure to frequent and shit on the thread in /vm/ from now on instead of going and fucking with people on Twitter to scratch the itch. Go back to your fucking general and stay there. +--- 634915058 +>>634914968 +I didn't cast the first stone. If this game's community is overwhelmingly composed of defensive shitcunts instead of a handful of if not the same shill, then fuck your whole community. +--- 634915076 +>>634914867 +>my 14ish years here +>actually admitting to being a chanologyfag +Oh come on now, is that supposed to be impressive? +>I'm doing my part +In being a fucking bitch who won't let people talk about video games? On the video game board? How the fuck is that doing your part schizo? +--- 634915108 +>>634915076 +Fuck off, kike. +--- 634915113 +>>634915058 +i don't defend the game i just like comfy +--- 634915116 +>>634915007 +>admitting to actively sabotaging discussion +lol literally mindbroken, kwab +--- 634915169 +>>634915058 +>insult the game inherently off the bat +>be surprised at pushback and disagreement against your bullshit in a thread of people who want to talk about said game +>this means there is a jewish conspiracy +Why are you so fucking dumb? Why? Seriously asking. +--- 634915207 +>>634912960 +take your meds +--- 634915215 +>>634915169 +No reason apparently. Certainly nothing in the threads about the game or recurrent posters. Sucks for the game, fag. +--- 634915225 +>>634915108 +I was here before you. I'll be here after you leave. Your flavor of the month insult is meaningless, candyass. +--- 634915251 +>>634888950 +just sleep through it nigga +or make a 4 blocks tall pillar surrounded by a moat and stand on it +--- 634915265 +>>634915225 +>Suddenly seniority matters +Fuck off, kike. Why is phone upset, little niglet? +--- 634915292 +>>634915167 +Seeing your posts get deleted on the regular will be funny so do your worst i guess lol +--- 634915325 +>>634915292 +>do your worst +No, I'll do my best. I did it to guild wars 2 and contributed to it all being blamed on one dude, I'll fucking do it again. +--- 634915335 +>>634915265 +>suddenly seniority matters +>was the first person to mention how long they'd been here in an attempt to do just that +>completely ignored responding to my image +--- 634915341 +>>634913957 +Lol they have the same exact Baltic nose. +--- 634915365 +>>634915335 +>ChAnOlOgY +>I'vE BeEn HeRe LoNgEr +Stupid nigger. +--- 634915431 +>>634915365 +Faggot you're the one who started it by saying you'de been here for 14 years. Don't rewrite history you fag. You couldn't even respond properly to the lion so just stop pretending. +--- 634915486 +>>634915431 +And in 14 years I've never seen something faker, gayer or more pushed by samefags that immediately comes to mind. + +Why is phone upset? +--- 634915518 +>>634915431 +>>634915486 +please kiss +--- 634915537 +>>634915325 +Nothing will happen +Cope, seethe and dilate +--- 634915554 +>>634915518 +If he can so much as hint at the answer and prove he's not full of shit, I will cease all shitposting regarding the game for the weekend. +--- 634915602 +>>634915537 +Yeah, nothing will happen. Just like where this game's going with the help of insufferable, defensive little shits shilling this mineshit clone and having the audacity to decide to double down on making these threads and pretending to be retarded. +--- 634915704 +>>634915602 +the games been getting stable consistent content updates for nearly 5 years at this point your psychotic episode isn't going to impact that. +--- 634915713 +>>634915602 +? +This game is already more successful than you will ever be, whatever energy you spend into shitposting won't make a dent on it, so wiggle your arms and cry all you want for your tantrums are in vain, little nigger. +--- 634915830 +>>634915790 +It's two people making the game. Stardew valley took almost 6 years for 1.0. +--- 634915856 +>>634915790 +and what has base minecraft accomplished in 5 years? +--- 634915939 +>>634915830 +>Stardew Valley +>A boring, shit game +>admittedly far more successful and polished than any mineshit clone + +>>634915856 +>Modding scene over the past 5 years as compared to VS +>Profits as compared to VS +>Server hosting is a solved issue as compared to VS, see the vm thread +>internationally recognized and cherished IP +>literally so legendary they managed to somehow squeeze their mascot into Smash +hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA +--- 634915956 +>>634883480 (OP) +>archer in heaviest armor moves faster than blackguard in heaviest armor +--- 634916031 +>>634915939 +>I don't like harvest moon +You have even worse taste than I imagined. Also the quality of the game wasn't the point you reductive bitch it was to demonstrate game development takes a long fucking time for small teams. A one man team took almost 6 years for a 2d sprite based game. This is a 3d voxel based game. Development will always be glacial. +--- 634916065 +>>634914863 +Really? Learning how to make squares in blender is like few days of learning at most. +--- 634916071 +>>634902584 +Torches only burn out if they're placed, you can hold it in hand or inventory infinitely +--- 634916131 +>>634916031 +>I don't like games that focus on repetitive loops to retain players for longer or nebulous "cozy" to claim merit are fun +Sucks to suck. +--- 634916184 +>>634894148 +Yeah, about that... +--- 634916187 +>>634886529 +Autistic people who have never actually been in the wild at night apparently. The moon gives off light and you can see shit, I really hate these games that make things pitch black +--- 634916189 +>>634916031 +Also, how long did Ultrakill bake for? +--- 634916190 +>>634916131 +Yet you're defending minecraft? +--- 634916253 +>>634916184 +Guys don't open this gif theres a MOUSE in it +--- 634916264 +>>634916190 +Yes. Minecraft has machines in such a way if you're retarded you don't know what to do with them then immediately start modding. That on its own as one solitary feature of Minecraft is at VS'a current development rate literal generations ahead. +--- 634916307 +>>634916187 +it depends on the moon phase and the color of your eyes. Apparently grey eyes see the best in the dark, and the more melanin you have the worse your night vision is. +--- 634916340 +>>634916264 +Your first sentence is completely incomprehensible please try that again. +Vintage story could certainly use a modpack aggregator. +--- 634916401 +>>634916340 +>pretends to be retarded +Oh no no no +--- 634916426 +>>634883480 (OP) +have they changed the wat charcoals is made in 1.18? Cuz i did the same always the same things i did in last version but it doesn't work +--- 634916569 +>>634916426 +you probably just fucked up placing the firewood, if even a single block doesn't have the full firewood stack in it, the charcoal pit will not work +--- 634916752 +>>634916189 +It's still baking. +--- 634916786 +>>634916752 +How would you say the development pipeline and team size compares to VS? Two people over five years vs one person over...? +--- 634917102 +>>634892568 +Huh, that does sound neat. I recently got into Minecraft again after not having played it for a decade, and I've been having a lot of fun, but this sounds like some interesting survival autism. +Are there enemies and such or is it just you Vs the elements? +--- 634917138 +What's the point of the coke oven? Charcoal work just as well for anything. +--- 634917164 +>>634917083 +what the fuck does player retention have to do with a sales figure from 3 years ago? theres no further transactions to take place after purchase. +--- 634917251 +>>634917140 +oh shit lookout guys its another member of thug shaker central. +--- 634917263 +>>634917164 +>what's player retention even matter for? +HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA +--- 634917323 +>>634917251 +No no, what we do when we get a special ed one among us is post blueprints to milsim forums so the devs can get it right +--- 634917412 +>>634916786 +1) Vintage Story has more than just 2 people +2) ULTRAKILL, if you don't count voice actors and guest musicians, has about 15 devs +--- 634917439 +>>634917263 +when talking about sales figures yes, player retention is irrelevant to the topic of sales. it's a one time purchase. Stop being so flamboyantly dramatic. +--- 634917521 +>>634917412 +So you're saying 15 devs worked on the gameplay? Imagine how smug my shiteating grin is if you're already stretching, anon +--- 634917545 +>>634896310 +Okay that seems like a bit of a drawback for me, at least the farms thing. Call me a casual but I appreciate that in Minecraft you can leave a farm while you're off doing whatever and the crops will wait for you to harvest them. +But maybe the rotation thing is fun, too, or turning land barren might be a neat choice. +Can you make custom skins for your guy? +--- 634917584 +>>634917545 +gonna be honest the player models are probably the second worst thing about the game behind the combat. +--- 634917629 +>>634917439 +>Goat Simulator by my metrics is a massive success and good game +>$360k before losses is a lot of money +--- 634917753 +are there mods to give this shit rpg mechanics? like leveling and shit + +im playing a mod that does that and revamps the combat with minecraft right now and its pretty fun, but the forge/fabric split bullshit has always pissed me off and theres a lot more mods i wish i could use but cant because of how autistic minecraft mod devs seem to be about forge vs fabric +where do i look at what people have made for this game, if theres anything decent i may consider buying it +--- 634917783 +1.18.1 just released +--- 634917841 +>>634917753 +https://www.vintagestory.at/forums/topic/1720-xlib-and-xskills/ +--- 634917869 +>>634917783 +Wow, it actually dropped 10 minutes ago. +Time to pirate +--- 634917883 +>>634906713 +How can you even live in this game without being surrounded by walls and lard candles? Those zombie niggas are fucking everywhere and don't even get me started on exploring caves. Literally impossible. +--- 634917980 +>>634917521 +>15 devs worked on the gameplay +No, I didn't separate programmers from the artist. Most of the work is done by Hakita, PITR is the lead programmer, and the graphics are the responsibility of Victor(ia) Holland. +--- 634918026 +>>634917584 +That's why I asked, got pictures? Is there an editor for skins? I like that with Minecraft someone made an online editor that just lets you draw on the skin paper doll style, the model is simplistic but that makes the barrier to entry low. +--- 634918037 +>>634892137 +because literally EVERY fucking modpack is the same +>applied energistics 2 for storage +>mekanism nukes every other tech mod +>immersive engineering adds literally NOTHING and is only there to ANNOY YOU +>thermal garbage with overpowered shit +>magic mods nobody gives a fuck about +>500 mod libraries +>quark being a mentally ill niggerbootlicker with their BLT message crap +>create LOL LMFAO +>a ton of extra shit mods like actually additions and forestry which add nothing but clog the JEI recipe browser with useless trash +fuck modpacks and fuck modding it's all the same slop but Slightly Different the ONLY mods WORTH playing are Terrafirmacraft and Gregtech +if you play omnifaggotry i will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you GT:NH or bust +--- 634918076 +>>634918037 +>create LOL LMFAO +whats wrong with create you asshole +--- 634918115 +>>634917841 +cool thanks anon +the minecraft mod im using is sort of diablo-esque but that's giving me some runescape vibes +looks comfy, ill browse for more +--- 634918218 +>>634917980 +>Most of the work is done by hakita +Imagine how it'd look if you were just honest about this from the getgo instead of playing semantics over what everybody already knew +--- 634918275 +>>634916187 +It really heavily depends on the night. +Full moon big forest clearing? youll see +Clouds? yeah fuck you nigger welcome to the abyss. +--- 634918295 +>>634918037 +You forgot blightfall my nigga +--- 634918343 +>>634912960 +You're fucking mentally ill +--- 634918345 +>>634918053 +You realize that the game will keep making more money right? You realize your pennies were already outclassed and will still be on continuous time right? +--- 634918376 +>>634918218 +I don't know how you would look because I don't know who you are. I was just answering questions. +--- 634918510 +>>634917584 +>>634918026 +I had a look myself because no answer. Yeah, that's a weird blue guy. Apparently you can edit the texture though so that's a thing, no editor though sadly. +Neat clothes at least. +--- 634918625 +>>634918345 +>The game will keep making money +>this game will be relevant in 5 years +>10 years +HAHAHAHAHA +--- 634918716 +I fell off this game last year because there was something about the next update that would have required me to make a whole new world to appreciate its features and I just put too much time into my existing homestead to start all over. +--- 634918717 +>>634898196 +you have to be shitting me +--- 634918785 +>>634883480 (OP) +Do they ever have sales? I dont feel like paying 18 euro. +--- 634918874 +>>634894742 +>>> +tinkers construct if we wanna be realistic. +--- 634918891 +>>634918682 +Again, what happens from folks like me is they play World of Tanks or whatever the one with more vehicles is, note a discrepency in design then think it's smart to prove there's one by posting something classified to open waters. +--- 634918976 +>still LARPing about his zogbot fantasy +Yikes +--- 634918994 +How does the game work life wise? Do you respawn when killed by default or is it hardcore settings, one death and that's it? Is it configurable? +I've been playing Minecraft on hardcore saves - for me it makes putting time and effort into elaborate constructions feel more impactful because they're more ephemeral, given how one mistake kills the world permanently. But I imagine given the difficulty bump this game sounds like that it might be okay to use a more forgiving respawn mechanic. +--- 634919094 +>>634918076 +Every contraption boils down to spamming gears literally everywhere until the whole thing looks like an eldritch horror just to make a simple factory. Yes it's better than using single blocks that work on RF to process ores etc but it's painstakingly annoying to set up decent production. Nothing I've built ever came close to what they showed in the trailer. Every modpack seems to completely misunderstand the mod as well and gates every recipe behind an incredibly annoying fetch quest. +Immersive engineering kinda did the concept of building a factory pretty well but the multiblocks are so god damn expensive by the time you've set up the whole bio diesel generator setup a SINGLE solar panel produces more than that. Arc furnace smelting? Fuck you i need 96 coal coke for the rods that only last like a 1000 ingots anyway and oh it needs the power of 3 diesel generators to keep on running +i feel like Create could have been so much more but at the end of the day it's literally just spamming water wheels and gears everywhere +--- 634919120 +>>634918917 +it filled up with glowies +--- 634919174 +>>634884290 +You are spiritually white +--- 634919207 +>>634904523 +fish will slowly come please be patient +--- 634919297 +>>634884290 +There was a mix up at character creation, you was white all along. +--- 634919326 +>>634894148 +Im hoping it works for my gf and I, we both just want to stay home and spend time together. + +But its scary, making money selling games is hard. +--- 634919373 +>>634918994 +You can limit your number of lives, so I think limiting it to 1 would be classic hardcore. By default it's infinite with the only punishment that you drop your items. +--- 634919384 +>>634912795 +it should still improve and i think even the dev recognised this. +--- 634919448 +Post some images! +--- 634919452 +>>634919324 +Fucking retard lol +--- 634919459 +>>634919373 +Hmm. A numbered lives based system sounds like a good compromise. Any way to get more? I could see that being a good way to balance difficulty. Maybe a mod or something. +--- 634919496 +>>634912960 +buck broken. +--- 634919505 +>>634919452 +Give it a whirl. Compare what it pulls up to the specs sheet. Have a laugh at the zog fucking with VS. +--- 634919540 +>>634919448 +--- 634919636 +>>634919505 +Then you should be up to speed with the RMZ76 then if you think you know so much. I doubt you do mr. LARP +--- 634919663 +>>634914310 +being white aint a good thing +--- 634919712 +>>634919540 +What does it mean? +--- 634919763 +>>634919712 +I like to think that this will be the final boss some updates down the line. +--- 634919794 +>>634919636 +Nope. I don't have anything to do with boats and stuff very valuable skill is cramming shit that's important and dropping it all from your head to make space for whatever bullshit PowerPoint is next. +--- 634919875 +>>634919854 +Hello it is me the Tortanic +--- 634919990 +>>634919712 +How do you survive the first "blood moon" storm event? I died during my last attempt. +--- 634920017 +>>634919990 +Build a house. +--- 634920059 +>>634919990 +Pillar yourself high up or just be constantly on the move. +--- 634920083 +>>634919448 +--- 634920093 +>>634920017 +So I just stay inside and wait it out? Seems like a pointless event then. I thought that the enemies would break into your house. +--- 634920143 +>>634920083 +I haven't made it to winter yet. Is there snow accumulation? +--- 634920154 +>>634920093 +No, actually no, drifters can still spawn inside, do >>634920059 +--- 634920205 +>>634920154 +Can't drifters throw rocks at you? +--- 634920215 +>>634920143 +Yes, but it has been bugged for a while. Some chunks don't do it. +--- 634920217 +>>634918973 +based gov leaker* +--- 634920225 +>>634920093 +yeah it's a bit pointless, the only thing it's good for is that you can farm gears and temporal gears easily from the double-headed drifters that spawn +>>634920143 +yes +--- 634920242 +ok fuckers how do i prospect, no i will not download the easy mode mod. is it just math and trigonometry to find ores? +--- 634920268 +>>634913957 +Really cute photo +--- 634920269 +>>634920205 +Yeah, but they aren't that fast neither that far reaching +--- 634920316 +>>634920242 +>trigonometry +Damn, it really is a game for autists. +--- 634920512 +if i find mushrooms in a particular spot should i leave some there, does that make them continue growing? +--- 634920596 +what's wrong with being autistic? +I like the extra tedium, is about immersion. +--- 634920685 +>>634919990 +Build a 1x2 hole and stay inside for the whole duration +--- 634920693 +>>634920596 +The little Asian kid chained up in my basement can't math his way into finding me raw ore. Do I kneecap him? +--- 634920705 +>>634920242 +get ladders (about 2 stacks) +get torches +run around and use your prospecting pick to get a feel for an areas resources. if you're looking for specific ores, aim for places with medium or better concentration. +use your pro-pick in different chunks to find the "center" of the surrounding areas ore concentration, or just a area with high or better concentration +dig a 2x1 hole, dig it so you dont end up falling into a cave or magma or whatever like an idiot and place ladders and torches as you go down. +if you're on a world with node search enabled, you can use that every 5 or so blocks (i forgot what the range of node search was) to see if there are any ores near your location +keep doing this until you find the ores you want. if there were none in that specific location, head back up your hole, go to a different nearby chunk, and dig another +--- 634920778 +>>634920693 +try drilling a hole into his skull and pouring hydrochloric acid into it +--- 634920802 +>>634920242 +>>634920705 +also if you dont feel like doing any of this spelunking in random caves can be rewarding at times +--- 634920826 +>>634920778 +I tried my best but now I need help getting my dick out of a hole drilled in a skull, for a friend. +--- 634920848 +>>634920242 +The second prospecting pick mode is now on by default in todays update, just find the right chunk, dig to 70-80 and stripmine occasionally using prospecting pick second mode +--- 634920907 +>>634920705 +>>634920242 +Isn't going around looking for ore chunks on the ground better? Since they suggest what kind of ores are beneath them +--- 634920925 +>>634920242 +>no i will not download the easy mode mod +It literally just saves your prospecting data and overlays it on the map. +--- 634920941 +every time i play i start in the glacier zone and subsist on foxes until i travel far enough south that i find clay and soil and can start the game for real +there's no reeds or oaks in the norf though so expanding your inventory size sucks +top tier game though very enjoyable +--- 634920970 +>>634883480 (OP) +I got filtered when the game wanted me to build every single pot and my tools kept breaking after 3 uses +No im not gonna watch tutorials I play games to play not to study the autist developers esoteric game mechanics +--- 634920991 +>>634920907 +i think surface ore chunks only indicate an ore cluster near the surface, and those tend to be low quality and quantity. +--- 634921094 +>>634920941 +Making a hunters backpack is quite easy. You don't really need reeds. Though I love how the climate gets warmer/colder depending on whether you go south, or north. It adds a sense of adventure that Minecraft was lacking. And eventually seeing northern lights is very rewarding. +Though I wonder, can you reach polar biome by going south? Does south eventually get cold? +--- 634921136 +>>634919448 +holy soul +--- 634921235 +My rift activity has been calm for a long time now, should i be worried? +--- 634921319 +>>634919448 +--- 634921514 +This looks like a very obtuse and frustrating Minecraft. Why would you do that? Just step on your balls while playing Minecraft or something. +--- 634921624 +>>634919448 +--- 634921646 +>>634883480 (OP) +How much enemy variety does this have now? +--- 634921650 +>>634883480 (OP) +I'm seeing this game getting shill a lot here recently. +Go back and tell your retarded master. +Put it on steam or I'm not interested at all. +--- 634921701 +>>634921624 +--- 634921728 +>>634921319 +Does the new quest system helps with finding ruins? At the end of my playthrough I was so frustrated with only finding the same 3 types of ruins that connect to the cave systems that I would just go into spectator mode and fly underground looking for them +--- 634921806 +>>634921094 +hunter backpacks still use cattails don't they? and never tried going south to find the polar region there, i assume it exists though +--- 634921824 +>>634921701 +--- 634921934 +>>634921624 +>>634921701 +>>634921824 +What's up with the water color? +--- 634921941 +>>634909919 +This looks pure fun, what are you talking about? +--- 634921998 +>>634921806 +Hmm, you are right. well, there's also the standard leather backpack +--- 634922009 +>>634921646 +Drifters, Locusts, Bells, Bears, Wolves, and Eidolon(s) (theres currently only one in the game found in an underground dungeon) + +No other mobs that attack you on sight, except bees but I wouldnt count them as an enemy per say +--- 634922085 +>>634921998 +no oaks in the cold regions for leather either, i'm afraid +i usually settle for linen sacks once i've got enough flax thread +--- 634922174 +>>634921941 +You just hold sneak to block, hold LMB to attack, rotate a bit to face the crowd of mobs, and slowly walk backwards. It works, but it's not really fun. +--- 634922321 +>>634909919 +>last white person in Detroit leaves their house +--- 634922378 +>>634909919 +get betterdrifters and alpha weapons pack +those are all surface drifters btw +--- 634922425 +>>634922378 +>>634909919 +Aren't there these giant drifters that fuck you up? Shield probably wouldn't work on them. +--- 634922440 +Need pic related, but it's a drifter throwing a stone. +--- 634922462 +vintage story is fucking hideous artistically because it takes itself so seriously. +--- 634922508 +Did they ever add any content to this game? +Last I played it was boring as fuck and there was basically nothing to do after you achieved basic sustainability of food, which took a couple of hours. +--- 634922585 +What are the drifter's heads supposed to be? Doesn't look like a face. +--- 634922596 +>>634921094 +There is a north and south pole and equator, you can set the distance between them in the customization menu for the world gen +Whats really hilarious is that the latitudes will repeat themselves over and over again until there is no more map area so you can have multiple poles and equators on a single map diff --git a/v/634884665.txt b/v/634884665.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e0d0f79c4719829c4aa4b989ddc0f050a699cfb6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634884665.txt @@ -0,0 +1,623 @@ +----- +--- 634884665 +Any tips to git gud? +I just started this game and damn it is difficult for me to concentrate between the two screens. The auto-attack AI simply sucks ass. +--- 634886517 +U need moar concentration +--- 634886865 +>>634884665 (OP) +My general plan for most of the game was focusing mostly on Neku on the bottom screen while mashing left or right on the dpad to make combos happen on the top screen, and if that wasn't working for some reason, such as annoying enemy types beating up Shiki too much, I'd rethink my approach on an enemy formation basis and try to pay more attention to the top, too. +--- 634888108 +Easy options are: +- Button mash the top screen vaguely in the enemies' direction, while hoping you luckshit into earning fusion points for fusion attacks so you can pretend it's productive +- Give Neku mostly pins that can juggle/stun enemies to take most of the heat off him (but still one obligatory unga bunga pin that can pass the light puck) +- Drag Neku in a circle around the screen to spam his dash thing when you want to take your eyes off him. Attacks that track Neku won't get to do much, and attacks that don't track Neku and simply spray random shit, eh, you win some, you lose some + +Also protip: Actually pay attention to the damage each pin does. While you might assume a 20 attack ice pin will output half as much as a 40 attack laser pin, it might actually be the other way around +Each Psych type has its own multiplier, so really you can only compare attack numbers for pins of the same Psych. Like a 20 attack ice pin should output half as much as a 40 attack fellow ice pin +--- 634888707 +>>634884665 (OP) +one thing you can do is add unga bunga pins like the slashing one, so you can just slash away while you focus on the top screen. Alternatively you can just get gear that makes the top screen arrows follow a set pattern always. + +Usually you can just kinda guess what's happening on the bottom screen and put more focus on the top, because your dash invincibility lasts really fucking long. +--- 634888937 +>>634884665 (OP) +idk play phone or switch port +--- 634889068 +jellyfish +scratch like there's scratch'n'sniff anime pits underneath +??? +win + profit +--- 634889175 +>>634884665 (OP) +Focus more on the bottom screen. Top screen is just a quick glance to see if nothing is going to hit you and see if you can get a extra stars for the attack. +As for bottom, use pins that stun the enemy or puts them air borne. The shoryukens or ice pillars are good for early game. +Also general tip, always check stores. they usually have very good stuff. +--- 634889804 +Acquire skill +--- 634891821 +>>634884665 (OP) +Just follow the puck bro, when it's on top screen focus on top screen, when in bottom screen focus on bottom screen, simple as. +--- 634892110 +>>634884665 (OP) +I play with the screens side by side, also I have a drawing tablet. +--- 634892112 +>>634884665 (OP) +>Any tips to git gud? +mash and spam on the d-pad until Beat week. GG ez. +--- 634892492 +>>634884665 (OP) +As you get familiar with your pin deck, you'll be able to use it almost without looking at the screen because you'll be carrying out your attacks in the same order every time, with the same cooldown time for each pin. +At that point, all you need you to do for the top is check which combo will give you the most stars. +If you're in the middle of your pin rotation and need to focus, you can also just absent mindedly d-pad a combo or two. You won't lose just by missing a few fusion stars here and there and it gets much easier over time because you get familiar with it and only need to glance for a second to know what to do. +--- 634892572 +My question for you guys is, do I need to play through TWEWTY to like NEO, I'm aware there are reoccurring characters and nods, but it's not like going from KH1 to 2 right? +--- 634892680 +>>634892572 +No. Most of the main cast is new characters so while you're supposed to be hype about seeing old characters reappear, they still take the time to explain what's going on to the new characters. +--- 634892792 +>>634884665 (OP) +>>634886517 +--- 634892816 +Every time I play TWEWY I get overwhelmed then feel like a fucking faggot when I remember the guy with one hand that 100%ed the game. +I think I've started the game 5 times and dropped it because of the dual screen shit despite loving everything about the game. I know for a fact it would enter my top 10 if I really get into it but I just can't focus on both at the same time. +--- 634892853 +>>634892816 +It's not autism. It's ADHD +--- 634893054 +>>634884665 (OP) +follow the puck +--- 634893169 +>>634884665 (OP) +>>634892816 +You literally just focus on 1 screen, the other screen usually isn't that important. The gameplay will come to you and click in about 50-60% into the game, when the game fully opens up. +--- 634893447 +>>634893054 +>>634891821 +This, the game literally tell you to do this +--- 634893510 +>>634892816 +Even if you're incredibly bad at le duel screens, you can eventually grind your attack and defense to the max (100) and just stomp and facetank 98% of things with your raw stat advantage +--- 634895259 +TWEWY bump +--- 634895502 +>>634884665 (OP) +>between the two screens. +Dont. Just focus on passing the puck, I found it impossible to be able to play two characters at once, just mash attack with the companion while Neku does most of the job. +Those who have beaten Panthera Cantus should get a fucking trophy, seriously dont know how they do it. +--- 634895693 +>>634884665 (OP) +Certain brains simply are worse at multitasking. Play one of the ports. +--- 634895973 +>>634895693 +>forced to play a far inferior version +That's actually tragic +--- 634896109 +>>634884665 (OP) +Mash in the direction which has more enemies and you will honestly generally be fine. +--- 634896219 +>>634893054 +>>634893447 +OP here. +Thanks for letting me know about the puck thing. Game actually becomes easier this way. +--- 634896235 +>>634893054 +>>634891821 +This is the only advice that matters. Focus on attacking with one character while dodging with the other, once you complete a combo and pass the puck focus on the other one +And don't feel bad for playing on easy until you get the hang of it, the difficulty sliders are there for a reason. You can make your way to the top +--- 634896404 +>>634884665 (OP) +>TELL ME WHO YOU ARE AND WHO YOU WERE +>HOW MUCH HAVE YOU BEEN PAID +--- 634896605 +>>634896404 +TAKE IT EASY +R-E-L-A-X +WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOMETHING TO DRINK? +--- 634897007 +>troons cry endlessly about the game can/should only be played on original hardware +>played on an emulator +>realize about an hour in I can just use a controller d-pad for partner combos in addition to the mouse for Neku +>had zero problems from there +get fuck trannies +--- 634897175 +>>634892572 +No, but you'll miss the satisfaction of seeing the old characters interact with each other, and seeing how some of them really vibe with the new cast. +--- 634897248 +>>634897007 +The problem isn't the buttons, it's that using touch controls with a mouse is annoying if you aren't used to it +But by your verbal diarrhea about trannies I can tell you are not very good at knowing what normal people think or do +--- 634897276 +>>634895502 +They juggled him, most likely. There's too much going on that most people opted to stunlock him +--- 634897284 +>>634897007 +Just like using the DS. +Instead of a mouse, a stylus. +--- 634897319 +>>634892572 +it's exactly like it in fact, you start as a new character only for the old crew to slowly creep into his life more and more, only it's most of the game rather than three hours and there isn't a pass off. You get "more" out of it as a returning player but this is still a good starting point, honestly, it might be better if you go into it blind as you aren't wondering where the hell everyone went. +--- 634897469 +>>634897007 +>being a stupid nigger +Playing on an emulator is fine, the actual re-releases remaking the combat to work on one screen is the problem stupid nigger +--- 634897541 +>>634884665 (OP) +A man with a stump for a hand was able to 100% TWEWY. No excuses OP +--- 634897942 +OP here. +Just got to the fusions part. +Holy shit this game is complex. But I can't deny I'm having fun. +--- 634898030 +>>634897942 +Glad to hear that you haven't been scared off. Keep enjoying and make stump anon proud +--- 634898101 +>>634897942 +>Just got to the fusions part. +How were you getting stuck before that point. The upper screen is just hitting right or left on the dpad. +--- 634898118 +>>634897942 +The game is fucking awesome and fuck I want to play it again now +--- 634898128 +>>634897942 +Based OP. +--- 634898213 +>>634897469 +The game would've been stuck on DS if they hadn't tried to rework it, dorkus. +They atleast tried to do the next best thing and make it so you can use two separate joycons instead. +--- 634898238 +>>634897942 +Chad OP. Keep going, the only downside is the wot at times. +--- 634898245 +>>634898101 +I was never stuck. I'm just trying to get good at the game since concentrating between the two screens is pretty difficult. And I thought mashing the d-pad blindly without looking at Shiki would not make things better. +--- 634898382 +>>634898213 +It's objectively shittier and you're always better off playing the OG either on a DS or emulation. +I'm stating a fact so don't start with this gay +>they did what they could +shit. If someone wants to play OG TWEWY. They should always play the DS version. +--- 634898473 +1. Eat food each day up to 24 bytes and keep an eye on that or manipulate the DS clock to raise your stats some more +2. Pay attention to what pins you have in your deck when you set the DS to sleep each day; you get different types of experience for battle vs. sleep, so ideally you should have separate pin decks for when you're actively playing vs. when you're letting your pins sleep. Ice Blow is an example of a pin that massively benefits from sleep points and said points are weighted more compared to battle points so just a few hours of sleep will do a huge difference. +3. Actively change the different difficulties (easy, normal, hard) as you progress through the game so you can get all the pin drops; it's worth it for expanding the amount of options you have. +4. Decrease your level for increased drop rate; level ups ONLY give you more HP; all your attack and defense comes from food and clothes +5. Set your partner to "manual" as soon as you can get comfortable and practice doing so +6. If battles are overwhelming to you at first, focus on whoever has the light puck and focus on doing damage with that character. You'll gradually warm up to the battle system. +7. You can cancel out of pin attacks using the sub-slot option, allowing you to react quickly in situations +8. The puck gives your wind-up attacks (such as Burst Rounds, Massive Hit, Vortex Saber) extra burst damage as well as give your healing pins more HP intake if you use a drink while Neku has the puck on him, adding a greater degree of risk-vs-reward if you equip some of the lower-powered drink pins with more uses on them. +9. Try giving Neku filler pins that allow you to combat enemies with no problem while paying attention to Shiki’s screen. Pyrokinesis is pretty good for this. +10. If you want to move Neku more consistently, try placing the stylus in between his legs since it makes moving him a lot more easier. +Overall, the game gives you options to work with and get comfortable. Just have fun. +--- 634898659 +>>634898473 +>1. Eat food each day up to 24 bytes and keep an eye on that or manipulate the DS clock to raise your stats some more +I'm so used to spending hundreds of hours grinding after getting hollow leg that I actually had to stop and remind myself that you start with a daily limit on food +--- 634898780 +>>634898473 +>>634898659 +the game is more fun if you only eat for bravery +--- 634899128 +Also, I’ve been replaying through the original and discovering some fun tech. +>Rhinos will take increased damage when you’re positioned behind them. This even extends to Entanglement/attack pins that initially only hit them from the front until you move behind them, which will then have you do increased damage. Basically, OG TWEWY has cross-ups. +>Doing a Shockwave combo and then immediately using a press/hold pin will make the effect of a pin come out more (i.e. Burst Round pins will summon two blasts at once (making pins like One Grain, Infinite Promise far more viable thanks to its quick reboot speed and high damage)) more flames will come out of Pyrokinesis pins, etc…)) +>Using Velocity Crash on Corehog enemies will treat the damage from their collisions to be insanely high for whatever reason, leading to shenanigans like Chaoti Corehog dealing over 100 damage with each collision hit. +>What obstacles will appear in a fight depends on what area you’ll fight in. If you fight in, say, the station underpass, the biggest objects you’ll be getting are motorbikes, but if you fight in the West Exit Bus Terminal, cars and vans will become much more common since the area is a more open space. +It’s been really neat discovering all of the little nuances in the gameplay. +--- 634899159 +>>634898382 +Ah the switch port ain't nearly as bad as you guys make it out to be. Calm down. I've played both in prep for NEO. I found playing dual joycons as engaging as trying to manage two screens. It almost seemed like the logical next step from two screens. +I honestly don't think you could go wrong either way. +I'll agree that the game is objectively easier if you use the touchscreen on switch though. +--- 634899212 +>>634899128 +>>Doing a Shockwave combo and then immediately using a press/hold pin will make the effect of a pin come out more +Wait, what the fuck? +--- 634899298 +>>634899159 +> ain't nearly as bad +It's worse, end of discussion. If you're going to recommend someone a version, you recommend the better version. +--- 634899348 +>>634899159 +>Ah the switch port ain't nearly as bad as you guys make it out to be +>I honestly don't think you could go wrong either way. +it's the mobile port = inmediate shit +--- 634899528 +>>634899128 +>Basically, OG TWEWY has cross-ups. +I always love being reminded that both games take a lot from fighters. Neku’s Flame Core psych bouncing off of new borders of the DS screen is tech straight up taken from fighting games, Vulcan Uppercut is a Shoryuken, and Uzuki and Kariya’s poses/attacks are highly reminiscent of Lilith and Morrigan from Darkstalkers. NEO straight up plays like a 3D version of MVC, with bounces, OTG, wavedashes, wallsplats and interactions, and happy birthdays. +--- 634899665 +>tfw Fret and Neku’s birthdays were just this week +Happy belated birthday, guys. +--- 634899785 +>>634899212 +https://www.reddit.com/r/TWEWY/comments/10zuxoo/i_think_i_discovered_a_really_cool_tech_if_you_do/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf +>inb4 Reddit +--- 634900162 +>>634899128 +One cool thing I’ve discovered is that doing a Shockwave combo after a Vulcan Uppercut will allow you to do that combo in the air. +--- 634900225 +>>634896404 +>>634896605 +I WOKE UP THIS MORNIN BABE +--- 634900405 +>>634884665 (OP) +Turn off auto attack +--- 634900550 +>>634895502 +He really isn’t that hard. You can juggle his ass to death with a few inspired pin combinations like Over the Top + Black Uranus or alternatively, Over the Top + Time Bomb +https://youtu.be/ERZzGZyFlVc [Embed] +--- 634900779 +>>634900550 +>putting thought into your pin deck +That's already over the head of 99% of people. +--- 634901135 +>>634899348 +I don't acknowledge that as existing. Nobody played it when it was on the phone store. It doesn't even have the coop thing that atleast brings some of the magic back. + +>>634899298 +What I'm getting at is, at the end of the day if someone doesn't want to go and try to emulate it or go dust off their DS, it ain't the end of the world. You get higher res images at the cost of a 2nd screen, which kind of made the game special to begin with. +I'm sure if there was a version with the updated visuals with the dual screens, it'd be the best version hands down. +--- 634901260 +>>634900779 +Believe me, I know from experience. It’s funny how so many potential bumps in the can be solved by just utilizing the tools at your disposal. You know how with Reaper Beat, you can normally just survive for 30 seconds and the game will let you pass anyway BUT you can try and beat him in order to get his drops early in the game? +Well, I remember one time when I was first playing the game that I was getting frustrated that seemingly none of my usual strategies were working. He would combo the hell out of Joshua before he can get his finisher out, he moved way too fast for Neku to keep up with and consistently combo, and there was the time limit to boot. Until I decided to look at my equipment screen and go "you know what, let’s try something different." I equipped Joshua with threads that would decrease his combo branches and changed his combo map to resemble that of a dagger, which basically meant that now he only had one combo branch to use. Then I equipped him and Neku with the Princess Rings that would start them off in the fight with the light puck’s power already magnified, as well as Purple Sneaks to increase the speed of the puck. And to cap it off, I equipped Neku with Ice Risers and Kusanagi to pass the puck more rapidly, have them launch Beat into the air in order to set up more combos such as Entanglement and keep him stunlocked, and get tons of damage due to their high efficiency. And then bam, I won. I remember feeling pretty damn proud of myself. +--- 634901395 +>>634901260 +Based as hell, anon. Clever strategy too. +--- 634901574 +>>634901135 +>I don't acknowledge that as existing. Nobody played it when it was on the phone store. It doesn't even have the coop thing that atleast brings some of the magic back. +Well, they're playing it on Switch now it seems. + +>>634900779 +>Not making specific combinations for his pin to flow into a stylish strategy combo mixing tap + slices and ending it with sword pin juggles. +ngmi +--- 634901736 +>>634900779 +>remember people complaining about how Time Bomb and Trip Wire are so hard to use in NEO +>in a game where you can just launch/knockdown/wallsplat enemies, bind them with Black Hole/Snare Trap, set Time Bombs within range of one another to have them set each other off, and more +Is intrinsic motivation and experimentation just not a thing anymore? +--- 634901915 +Where i should play it? 3ds or emulated on pc? Is it easy to fight with a mouse? +--- 634901974 +>>634901736 +That reminds me of how people say that KH1 had "bad crowd control" just because there's no obvious circular AoE like later games so you have to do funner and more interesting things like Stop or Gravity. Always be super wary of what gameplay people consider "good" because most of the time when people say good they mean easy and vice-versa. +--- 634902064 +>>634901915 +If you can play it on a DS or 3DS then do that. +--- 634902101 +>>634901736 +i am guilty of this but mostly because i was rushing and also just equipped pins with higher numbers to win even though there are apparently many very good reasons to not do that +i wanna revisit neo but there's sooooooooo much shit to playyyyyyyyyy +--- 634902138 +>>634901915 +To get the genuine experience I would recommend a genuine/emulated copy on a legit/hacked DS system, DS or 3DS console. +--- 634902280 +>>634884665 (OP) +just get yourself this pin +--- 634902329 +>>634902064 +>>634902138 +Ok will use the big 3DS. I bought the game in that canadian web, videogamesplus, very cheap, some years ago. Man those where the times. Now everyone is asking like x5. +--- 634902418 +>>634884665 (OP) +i thought zoomies watch tik tok vids with 2-4 different vids at the same time? pathetic that youre so weak +--- 634902452 +>>634901974 +>Always be super wary of what gameplay people consider "good" because most of the time when people say good they mean easy and vice-versa. +This. Has never let me down once. +--- 634902517 +>>634884665 (OP) +Pass the light puck around, focus on which side has the puck and play defensively on the side that doesnt +--- 634902545 +>>634897942 +Based op. Keep at it my dude it's a tough game. You can just mash like another anons have said for now. Try and vaguely learn how your partner works, but it wasn't until a couple of playthroughs that I started to get used to them. + +>>634897541 +Mad fucking respect. This is one of the few games I've 100%d. Fuck some of the pigs. +--- 634902642 +>>634901736 +The retards making their personalities around games calling themselves gamer are nothing but a sattire of the videogame audience. Reminder: Phil fish was right. +--- 634903005 +>>634897541 +>that one time he returned to a thread just to dab on that gay WRPG/JRPG shitposter who was really into barbers +Fun times +--- 634903065 +>>634901736 +The pin slot time bomb takes up is pretty valuable and the can miss a lot. Trip wire if pretty decent. +--- 634903191 +>>634901915 +DS. 3DS stretching is fucking hideous and there's no patch for it in TWmenu since that game is not compatible iirc. +--- 634903294 +>>634903065 +>The pin slot time bomb takes up is pretty valuable and the can miss a lot. +>not spreading out the bombs or using different hit reactions +Don’t be smalltime, anon. +--- 634903384 +>>634903294 +Okay, as a KH fag. What I really wanted from an RPG of that kind was more emphasis on party building and character building. Pins were an apparent way to build, but how do party members compare to a Donald and Goofy? +--- 634903412 +>>634901736 +It took me awhile to learn how to properly use them. It was when those fucking wolves just would not fucking stop rushing me. +I just wish tripwires didn't take so long to reload though. I always felt like they were wasted slots cause of that since I pretty much have a character just sitting there doing nothing. +--- 634903670 +The biggest issue with the game is that over the course of the plot it limits and then unlocks mechanics for the top screen character, including the ability to block and dodge attacks or stun enemies with a few simple presses. Once your characters are fully unlocked its easy to juggle the orb by dashing for I-frames with neku while you input a combo in the top screen, and then use your preferred top screen input to avoid damage while you switch to active play with the touchscreen, but early on in the week you'll find that you have to constantly manage the top screen because the only way to avoid taking hits there is to quickly input attacks to flinch the enemies. +--- 634903696 +>>634903412 +I see it as a decent trade-off. Trip Wire when used properly can lead to some insane damage output due to how it can potentially double your damage and with the fact that Rapid Reboot threads exist as well as pins automatically getting refilled when using a Killer Remix or going into the next chain, you can get a lot of mileage out of them. +--- 634903774 +>>634884665 (OP) +>I just started this game and damn it is difficult for me to concentrate between the two screens. +Don't, just play on the bottom screen and randomly mash for the other +--- 634903827 +>>634902418 +What can I say. Sorry I don't have ADHD to do so. +--- 634903908 +>>634903384 +You can customize each party member to your liking, with the combat having each party member assigned to a button, and you playing as the entire party at once, moving as a swarm to cycle abilities and establish crowd control while focusing damage on priority targets +--- 634904016 +>>634903908 +Ok, that sounds fucking cool. +--- 634904226 +>>634903696 +Yeah I kinda ignored those abilities half the time in favor of anything that increased my attack stats. I went full unga,I only care about getting the job done quick and fast. I ended up finding combinations that get me a fuck ton of wall splats and chains. + +I'm glad I figured out a nice low damage chain setup so I could max out on points during shibuya scramble days on the first try, cause those shits dragged on way too long. +--- 634904243 +>>634903827 +play the mobile or switch port if it genuinly pisses you off +desu i prefer these versions because the soundtrack alone and how shit it sounds on ds +always been a soundtrack > gameplay kinda guy +--- 634904275 +>>634904016 +Yeah, it’s a really creative and intricate system with a lot of options for statuses, inflicting various hit reactions that can lead into different follow-ups, and more. One of the best combat systems to have come out from Squeenix in recent memory. +--- 634904490 +>>634904275 +twewy will always have a special place in my heart +genuinly one of the best videogame franchises out there atleast for me i just wish it didnt go under each time....but i still have hope for an eventual third game +--- 634904609 +>>634904490 +It sucks but hey, what can you do? I’m just glad that games exist in the first place. +--- 634904838 +I hope for the 3rd game we play as a reaper, and see how the game works from behind the scenes. +He should also wear shades, so we can have that hear/speak/see no evil thing going. +Maybe it can be about a reaper wanting to pretend he's not fucked up for playing with the players lives or something. It'll go well with every other MCs problem they tried to overcome. +--- 634904887 +>>634884665 (OP) +You need to do something mindless while you need to focus really hard on one screen. For example I use the dash pins on Neku if I really need to focus on the upper screen. When I get the Puck I just use my strongest pin or follow the longest chain without thinking for big damage. Don't be afraid to use the ultimate pin either. + +Also when the enemies are about to do an attack on the other screen they will shine for a second. That's your cue that you need to focus on the other screen OR block/move if you can't. Basically the game is fair because there's always something to do about it. + +You didn't just get hit, you ignored the cue that you were about to get hit. + +t. I 100% it years ago +--- 634904934 +>>634884665 (OP) +If you're playing emulator, switch, etc the combat will never be as fluid as it is on an actual DS. +--- 634905031 +>>634904838 +>He should also wear shades, so we can have that hear/speak/see no evil thing going. +that's a cool idea, I like it +--- 634905109 +>>634884665 (OP) +From what I remember, whoever has the puck is who takes priority in controlling. Nuke with Neku, send the puck up, and then have Neku dodging while doing a full combo on the top screen to send the buck back to Neku. The AI's autoattacks are not important, what's important is doing a manual combo with your partner while under the effect of the puck. +--- 634905382 +>>634903827 +I think people overwhelm themselves by playing both characters at once, after Week 1 you normally want to be focusing on one character at a time, especially once taboo noise enemies are introduced. as other anons have said, focus on attacking with whoever has the light puck at the time (the glowing aura around the character) +--- 634905389 +>use Egg Bomb on a minivan once during the Cornix Canor boss fight +>dumb bird proceeds to kill itself on contact +--- 634905481 +>>634905389 +I had fun throwing exploding cars at Wooly AoR when I got to Beat’s week with Egg Bomb + Psychokinesis. +--- 634905537 +>>634905389 +The amount of bullshit you can get away with in these games is part of what makes them so fun for me. +--- 634905565 +>>634884665 (OP) +was this hard? i don't remember it being hard... +--- 634905572 +>>634904838 +The Noise pins have always looked cool as fuck, but I think most of them were never particularly good, so it'd be perfect for a Reaper character to exclusively use and build around them. +--- 634905684 +>>634905572 +I've always wanted to be one of those red hooded guys hosting quizzes. They have a comfy job +--- 634905791 +>>634905572 +>but I think most of them were never particularly good +Dude, what? +>Grizzly being great for knocking enemies into next week and being a sick overhead slash +>Frog being the best Shrapnel Rounds pin in the game and having great reboot speed thanks to Take Five +>Wolf making way for cool side-switching combos +>Pachy being able to juggle enemies between walls and manipulate their positions in the air +>Leo Armo in general +--- 634905841 +>>634905791 +Cervus is one of my faves. I love how its hitbox gets bigger with each hit so the point that it can even hit aerial enemies. +--- 634905909 +>>634905684 +For real, they can demand whatever dumb shit they want. +>your task is to fetch me a burger from the shop on the opposite side of town. +>it specifically has to be that shop since they make the best burgers. +--- 634906064 +>>634905909 +>the one dude in the original who wanted Joshua to dress up in Natural Puppy clothes if you wanted to get into 104 +>turns out that he was just bullshitting and couldn’t actually take you there but it was in reality the game’s way of subtly encouraging you to try out Natural Puppy threads that increase Joshua’s combo branches/panels in order to get mileage out of his attacks +It’s the little things. +--- 634906118 +Why'd they make the ice mashup so busted +--- 634906353 +>>634906118 +Because as it turns out, freezing things on contact and being able to hit things into pillars that do additional damage on contact is really fucking good. Good thing it’s also fun to utilize. +--- 634906425 +>>634906353 +Ice and Gravity were my favorite mashups to use. Fire and Time were also really fun as well, especially when you use them in combination with some cool pin set-ups. +--- 634906773 +>>634906353 +I feel like busted setups in games like TWEWY and KH2 aren’t a problem if the setups themselves are fun to use. The way I approach RPGs is like as puzzles, with the tools you have to customize your build being the puzzle pieces. And every once in a while you get that perfect solution to win and that feels good in and of itself once you figure out that solution. But the thing that's even cooler is when you already have those pieces, because you've been collecting them the whole game. So that was your choices throughout the whole game that lead to that perfect solution being possible. At least, that’s how I see it. +--- 634907143 +>>634906773 +That’s a good point. I think what also helps is that the setups themselves also aren’t as effective against every boss/enemy. Sure, I like to meme about double Lightning Rook as much as the next TWEWY fan but that sure as shit doesn’t help much against these fuckers. +--- 634907324 +>stomps your path +--- 634907448 +>>634907324 +>have a sick melee combo going with tons of cool ass juggles and knockback properties +>this motherfucker right here doesn’t care about any of that +--- 634907493 +>>634907324 +I love how NEO gives them lasers on top of suction waves because fuck you, that’s why. +--- 634907736 +>>634902280 +>Entanglement pins +--- 634907774 +>>634907493 +>trying to deal with their AoE stomps +>find out that you can just move after the first initial wave to get in close and dish out a few hits and do it all over again +>you can just avoid the stomps entirely by using pins that elevate you into the air, with this same technique also applying for Tsugi Woogi’s laser grid in Week 2 +I appreciate how they fully took advantage of the fact that the game was in 3D now for cool little things like that. +--- 634907938 +>>634902280 +Fun fact: you can actually get this from Melodi Corehog on Easy in Week 3. Hell, there’s a lot of great pins you can get from playing on the lower difficulties. Pic entirely related. +--- 634908169 +>>634907938 +>DOOL WIELDing Lightning Rook for the final boss +That snake fucker stood no chance. +--- 634908594 +>>634884665 (OP) +the trick is to focus on passing that light puck. Do a combo with Neku, then do one with his partner, and keep passing it back and forth. +--- 634908762 +>>634908475 +Kek +--- 634908804 +The most kino game +That mic pin was absolutely broken +--- 634908874 +>>634908475 +Daily reminder that Fret’s birthday is unironically 4/20. +--- 634908975 +>>634908804 +--- 634909191 +>>634907938 +Weren’t there missions in the game that demanded that you turn the difficulty down to get a pin drop from a specific enemy on lower difficulties? +--- 634909769 +>>634909191 +Yeah. They did a decent job of teaching that changing difficulty was just as much a matter of exploring drop tables as finding your right level of challenge. Almost similar to an ARPG like diablo in that sense. +--- 634910229 +>>634909769 +I’m surprised that not many games do this kind of difficulty tuning more often. It’s certainly a pretty interesting way to do it. +--- 634910339 +>>634884665 (OP) +>look at top screen +>see what side of Shiki the enemy is on +>spam the d-pad left/right depending on what side the enemy is on +>focus on bottom screen +>if the puck doesnt near-instantly return to the bottom screen, switch d-pad side +I spent 95% of the game doing this, and the only thing I never finished was mastering every pin because grinding PP was annoying. Later in the game you may have to press d-pad up every once in a while in addition. +--- 634911105 +>>634897541 +Based stump poster +--- 634911719 +>>634899128 +>using Sweeper and Entanglement near walls will have you racking up a shitton of combos at once due to how it being near the walls prevents the enemies from breaking out too far away from the chains +--- 634912353 +>>634896605 +TO TELL YOU IN THE TRUTH IN THIS CONTRACT +I DON’T CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT ME +--- 634913528 +>>634910229 +Along with being able to adjust your level on the fly to increase drop rates, chaining encounters to increase difficulty/drop rates/rare enemy spawns, and always starting each random encounter at max HP, there's a lot TWEWY does I wish was more common. +--- 634915164 +>handles combo breakers in elegant ways beyond even just KH2 +How did they do it, /v/? +--- 634915473 +>>634915164 +By giving you multiple ways to counteract against the combo breakers instead of just a couple of optimal combinations. +--- 634916017 +>>634915164 +h.a.n.d is just built different +--- 634916625 +Playing solo remix +I'm on the 4th day but have a hard time with just dodging. Doesn't really seem necessary though, as moving around seems to do the job well enough to stay away from enemy attacks. +Loving the atmosphere and music and even the combat but to some extent it's pretty finicky, probably due to the fact that it's a port. + +Any general tips for this port, or just the game's mechanics? +You get handed plenty of stickers and the game tells you collecting more will net you more powerful version of the ability/ stat boost each sticker provides but it seems you only get more with key story events. +Also I thought meals worked with the game's time, as in a day in the story passing by would reset the ability to eat but it's actually real life time. Kind of neat but I'm not sure what the hell I'm doing with meals. Made Neku and Shiki eat Bravery boosting meals as that stat seems important and the game isn't too hard for now that I feel like I need attack, defense, or HP boosts. +--- 634917404 +i am going to suck him dry +--- 634917421 +>>634916625 +Basically, Bravery is what you should be focusing on raising for much of your playtime. Don’t waste your Scarletite on stat boosts, you’ll get the opportunity to farm plenty of those in the post-game and instead focus on stickers that either increase your Fusion level or give you another pin slot. Since you’re playing Solo Remix, I suggest using pins that pair up well with your partner’s input, such as rapid tap for Shiki. +--- 634917670 +>decide to look up a random NEO playthrough because why not? +>person who is playing is getting stuck on Cervus Cantus on EASY +>doesn’t even have the sweetspot upgrade +>complains about not having good healing pins when he has Light pins right fucking there +>is just mashing with no regard instead of actually taking the time to learn the boss’ attack patterns and dodge accordingly +I know this shouldn’t annoy me but it somehow does. +--- 634917698 +>>634917670 +Don’t weep for the stupid, anon. You’ll be crying all day. +--- 634917970 +>>634917670 +I have no sympathy for retards who can’t even be bother to learn a game’s mechanics and review what they’re doing wrong and revising their strategies and instead blame the game for it. +--- 634918659 +>>634917670 +Anon, most casuals who play vidya are either dumb as hell, too young, or both. Hence why you see so many people complain about the difficulty spikes instead of just changing your strategy accordingly. +--- 634919601 +>>634917670 +That's literally the typical video game player. + +Valve playtesters tier is a thing for a reason. They really ARE that dumb +--- 634919727 +>>634892572 +no but twewty is better than Neo +--- 634919782 +>>634892816 +why not just play the phone, tablet, switch version? I bought the switch version because of it beeing German and had much fun playing it with the touch screen only +--- 634919860 +>>634906118 +Personally, it was the Sound and Light mashups for me. +I'd get so much damage off them shits, and next thing you know im already back at 200-300% +--- 634920138 +>>634919727 +I’d say both are equally excellent. +--- 634920294 +>>634920138 +Based +--- 634920313 +>>634917404 +...Suck who exactly? +--- 634920350 +>>634888937 +Be sure to disregard this post +--- 634920493 +>>634917421 +>Since you’re playing Solo Remix, I suggest using pins that pair up well with your partner’s input, such as rapid tap for Shiki. +Pretty much the best thing you can do. +Beat + Pyrokinesis is the fucking goat. You can get so much damage off of that. +--- 634920520 +>SE STILL hasn't ported the first game to PC +What are they doing? + +I know DS is the ideal way to play it but you would think they'd want people to get into the series as much as possible +--- 634920708 +>>634920520 +if they wanted to get people into the series they'd have advertised neo outside of japan +--- 634920726 +>>634920493 +I’m pretty sure Beat + Holy Light can stunlock the shit out of most bosses. +--- 634921039 +>>634920726 +Huh, I didn't even think about using that. +I've been able to to do just that using pyrokinesis. +--- 634921652 +>>634920520 +>Squeenix +>making logical decisions +Pick one +--- 634922713 +>>634919860 +Sound or normal was my go-to whenever I wanted to get a shit ton of mashups and spam the fuck out of pins, fuck this game is fun. It makes me sad we'll probably never see the combat system again outside of an indie game that copies the system. diff --git a/v/634886369.txt b/v/634886369.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..25f5688effc240beaea52aee02e24ce9d8726358 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634886369.txt @@ -0,0 +1,933 @@ +----- +--- 634886369 +Metroidvania is an outdated, confusing, and vague term, Hollowlike is the name of the genre going forward +--- 634886469 +"Metroidvanias" make it sound like a genre of good games because it reminds me of Metroid and Castlevania +"Hollowlike" makes it sound like a genre of boredom because it reminds me of Hollow Knight +--- 634886492 +>>634886369 (OP) +I support this just to see metroidvaniafags seethe +--- 634886619 +>>634886369 (OP) +Arguing over genres is autistic. +--- 634886628 +Hollow Knight is more of a Faggotlike +--- 634886673 +for me, it's hollowtroid +--- 634886702 +>>634886619 +Based +--- 634886771 +if i have to unlock wall jumping in a game i skip it +--- 634886890 +>>634886369 (OP) +faggot is the name of op going forward +--- 634887045 +>>634886369 (OP) +every game you love is a troonlike +--- 634887105 +Side-Soulers +--- 634887243 +refute me why isn't hollow knight is the best "metroidvania" until this date +--- 634887293 +>>634887243 +What language would you like me to refute you in +--- 634887337 +>>634886369 (OP) +Finally an OP i can agree with +--- 634887367 +>>634887243 +i cant its true +--- 634887373 +>>634886619 +--- 634887457 +>>634887243 +too large, takes too long to travel around, difficulty curve is fucked, no way of telling if you've collected every item in a specific area, etc. +--- 634887476 +>>634887293 +english retard + +>>634887367 +basado +--- 634887541 +>>634886369 (OP) +Being stuck up on names is something a faggot would do. Even moreso, considering the namesake series are still alive +--- 634887597 +>>634886619 +I don't think I'm autistic I just don't have anything else in life except video games. +--- 634887835 +>>634887476 +>english +Maybe you should learn it first then +--- 634887902 +>>634886369 (OP) +Hollow Knight es un juego muy querido y respetado por muchos jugadores y críticos debido a varios factores que lo hacen sobresalir en el género de los juegos de plataformas de acción y aventuras. + +En primer lugar, la atmósfera y la dirección de arte del juego son excepcionales. El diseño de los personajes, los escenarios y los enemigos, junto con la música y los efectos de sonido, crean una experiencia inmersiva y emocionante que te hace sentir como si estuvieras en un mundo completamente diferente. + +En segundo lugar, la jugabilidad de Hollow Knight es extremadamente sólida y satisfactoria. El combate es fluido y desafiante, con una variedad de armas y habilidades que te permiten personalizar tu estilo de juego. Además, la exploración es muy gratificante, ya que el mundo del juego está lleno de secretos y áreas ocultas para descubrir. + +En tercer lugar, la historia y el lore del juego son intrigantes y bien desarrollados. A medida que avanzas en el juego, descubrirás pistas y detalles sobre la historia del mundo y sus personajes, lo que te motiva a seguir explorando y descubriendo más. + +En general, Hollow Knight es un juego muy completo y bien diseñado que ofrece una experiencia emocionante y satisfactoria en todos los aspectos. Es un juego que te atrapa desde el principio y te mantiene interesado y comprometido hasta el final. +--- 634887958 +Super Metroid is still the gold standard. Time has not tempered its purity and clarity of vision. + +>>634886628 +>Hollow Knight is more of a Faggotlike +This +--- 634887964 +>>634886369 (OP) +this but unironically +--- 634887968 +>>634887835 +i prefer to fuck your mom +--- 634888086 +>>634886369 (OP) +I hate zoomers so much it's unreal +--- 634888095 +>>634887968 +If only she was an English teacher +--- 634888216 +>>634888095 +show pics +--- 634888263 +>>634887243 +metroidvanias overstay their welcome around the 10 hour mark, hollow knight offers nothing new aside from some indie tards doodle art style but tries to pad it out in a 50 hour game where everything looks the same +it's easily one of the worst metroidvania's, it doesn't even deserve to be called that. I'm fine with you creating another subgenre called hollowlikes as that garbage should remain segregated from actual good games. +--- 634888376 +>>634888263 +>i have a poor attention span and am somehow so much of a dumbfuck it took me 50 hours to finish hollow knight +>its the games fault +--- 634888613 +>>634888376 +It didn't take me any time because I didn't bother playing it more than 20 minutes. I hate hollow knight shills, you're so gay +--- 634888680 +>>634888263 +t. filtered by first boss +--- 634888683 +>>634888263 +I played it in fits and starts over a couple of years and stopped around the 35 hour mark myself. I forgot most of the story and didn't care anymore. + +By comparison, I've beaten Metroid Dread at least 17 times over 120-ish hours of gameplay. + +>>634888613 +I wish I'd had your foresight. +--- 634888854 +>>634888613 +your loss +--- 634888925 +>>634888263 +you're bad at videogames +--- 634888943 +>>634888263 +This +--- 634889025 +>>634888854 +I could do a casual normal ng run of order of ecclesia, a challenging hardmode ng+ run, and an extraordinarily difficult bordering unfair hardmode level 1 ng run in the same amount of time it'd take me to trudge through your mediocre garbage game and have infinitely more fun, more interesting mechanics, and better art, atmosphere, and music +--- 634889070 +Uh, what a about Guaclikes? +--- 634889146 +>>634889025 +its not my game +--- 634889165 +>>634889146 +the game you like +--- 634889319 +>>634889025 +>infinitely more fun, more interesting mechanics +>Order of Ecclesia +Come on man, the glyph and resistance systems were turboaids +--- 634889423 +>>634889319 +by what metric? +--- 634889504 +>>634889070 +Man, Guacamelee 2 basically had no impact when compared to the original. No one ever talks about either anymore though. +--- 634889617 +>>634889504 +The same will happen to Silksong. +--- 634889626 +>>634889070 +surprisingly enjoyed the 1st, combat challenges were kinda gay though. Deserved the hype a lot fucking more than that shitheap Ori did +--- 634889648 +Hollow Knight is a boring game by design. It's inferior to basically every other notable Metroidvania that's released in the last decade. +>le git gud +Master Level Doom Eternal on Nightmare is an example of a good game with a good challenge. You aren't padded with bullshit boredom for half the moment-to-moment gameplay. The challenge is instantly accessible and you develop your skills in a meaningful way through every second of gameplay. The game is dynamic enough that when you fail and retry, the experience will likely be very different unless you really try to bludgeon a single strategy in through all of your attempts (which you shouldn't). +The equivalent of Hollow Shite's challenge in Doom Eternal would be if the boring ass platforming challenges breaking up the gameplay were blown up to take up half the amount of your gameplay and enforced each time you died after attempting an encounter. +>le just don't die +That's not the point. The point is that Doom Eternal is a well designed difficult game- it makes the progression from sucking at the game to getting good at the game fun. Hollow Shite's progression is beyond fucked unless you unironically enjoy the game's simplistic, repetitive non-boss combat and boring non-physics based platforming, in which case your standards should be low enough for you to enjoy anything at all (meaning that the amount of content is what gets you going, not its quality, which perfectly explains why you worship HK). +--- 634889714 +Anyone been playing the new Salt and Sanctuary update? +--- 634889876 +>>634888095 +--- 634889884 +>>634889617 +>please please please please please +--- 634889920 +>>634889648 +wrong +--- 634890084 +>>634889423 +Because you had to keep swapping glyphs out in the clunky menu, there were hardly any good ones, there weren't enough unique glyphs, they were RNG to get, you were forced into specific glyphs to get the combo attack, a mace glyph could be good against one enemy and useless against another etc etc. + +No, it was shit. At least in Aria and Dawn you could equip a weapon independent to the 3 souls, here you only get 2 glyphs and 1 is your weapon. It's shit. +>>634889504 +2 was good but they went too heavy on the story and dark themes for what was supposed to be a goofy series. The platforming was great thoughever +--- 634890132 +>>634887293 +>>634887835 +>>634888095 +KEK +--- 634890156 +i call it "zeldtroid" +cause the early castlevania games don't have any backtracking at all while metroid and zelda are designed basically with the same process +--- 634890223 +>>634889648 +damn you really got filtered so hard you wrote all that shit huh +--- 634890269 +>>634890084 +lel, the game let you freely swap between 3 sets of glyphs without even going into the menus +--- 634890276 +>>634890156 +hehe he said "Zeldtroon" +--- 634890305 +>>634888263 +nice bait post anon +--- 634890350 +>>634889920 +>>634890223 +Try playing Doom Eternal on Nightmare dude. If you're this impressed by the tedium that is Hollow Knight your mind will get blown right out the door when you pick up an actually good, satisfying game like Eternal. +--- 634890386 +>>634887958 +unrelated but i want to be transformed into a metroid and have samus fart on me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFGvxdGfz1s [Embed] +--- 634890396 +hollow knight is a trannyvania +--- 634890414 +>>634890350 +uh try playing russian roulette on legendary lol +--- 634890449 +>>634890156 +nobody gives a fuck about the shitty old castlevanias bro +--- 634890453 +HK is the worst thing to happen to metroidvanias in a long time. Spawns horrible clones that are shitty just like HK and has some of the most retarded fans who know nothing about metroidvanias shitting on actual good new metroidvania games "buhhhh ugghhhh y this game not exactly like Hollow Knight huh it sucks cuz it not ugly with shit gameplay like muh Hollow Knight wut te hell?!". +Fuck HK and its half-wit dicksucker fans. +--- 634890532 +>>634890414 +Typical. +--- 634890572 +>>634890269 +lel, but you often come up against situations where you need to still switch out. +--- 634890574 +>>634890532 +what are you the only one whos allowed to make shitty non-sequiturs here or something? +--- 634890659 +>>634886369 (OP) +I just call them 2d adventures. +--- 634890662 +>Hollowlike is the name of the genre going forward +So the complete opposite of the franchise then +How about that Silksong release date heh +--- 634890673 +>>634886369 (OP) +What about Hollori? Keeping the tradition of combining the name of two games like a retard +--- 634890696 +>>634890572 +not really, all you need is falcis and couple magic glyphs/good unions on the other two tabs +--- 634890737 +>>634890574 +Highlight the non-sequitur. +--- 634890869 +>>634890696 +>Um ackually I'm a faggot who doesn't believe in player experimentation +Yeah anon, I know +--- 634890871 +>>634890350 +you're just whining about having to platform in a platformer. nu-Doom is fucking shit, why the fuck do you think the fact that you like that game means Hollow Knight is bad. Is this really the level of intelligence of the average HK-hater? +--- 634890920 +>>634890662 +>professional porn studio makes a Hornet porno before Silksong releases +funny +--- 634890923 +Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth is the best Axiom-Ribi i've played in the last couple years. Hollow Knight is overrated, it's only about as good as Ender Lilies was. +--- 634890943 +>>634890869 +experimentation is great, order of ecclesia offers a lot more of it than hollow knight, I'm just saying once you've figured everything out falcis and elemental glyph unions are good enough to clear the game efficiently +--- 634890987 +>>634890350 +>Try playing Doom Eternal on Nightmare dude. +I know you are probably trolling but Doom Eternal difficulty level design is one of the best I've experienced, first time I feel a game is balanced around the highest difficulty rather than going the lazy easy route and make every enemy a bullet sponge +--- 634891045 +>>634890871 +No retard, I'm saying the platforming in this "platformer" is fucking terrible. +>nu-Doom is fucking shit, why the fuck do you think the fact that you like that game means Hollow Knight is bad +It seems you can't read the post where I explained it for some reason, so this is where I stop engaging with you. +--- 634891057 +>>634886369 (OP) +>/Hollowlike/i +--- 634891119 +>>634890987 +What would make you think I'm trolling? I literally went into detail about the exact thing you're praising right here >>634889648. +--- 634891183 +>>634890737 +>oh you think hollow knight is fun well try playing an actual hard game like doom +--- 634891339 +>>634891183 +Quote the exact words I said which led you to think that was remotely my point. +Or are you the person that got lit up for posting this trainwreck of the English language here >>634887243? Everything would make sense in that case. +--- 634891342 +>>634890923 +Don't know if this is a bold opinion or not but my thoughts on Ender Lillies were much higher than Hollow Knights. At the very least, it gave you a metric shitload of ways to play. Sure, most wind up going with all principal souls or whatever with staggeringly high or infinite uses, but you can try with damn near any combo, which is pretty fun. +Helps that I overall like the bosses as well. Only bad ones were the ones that spawned other mobs, that got old quick. +--- 634891412 +>>634891119 +>I literally went into detail about the exact thing you're praising right here >>634889648 +I agree about your opinion of Eternal, one of the things I liked the most is how previous bosses turn into common enemies after your loadout gets improved and you gained experience. +I remember struggling against the first Demon Hunter encounter and then I was just destroying them on sight in late-game arenas +--- 634891756 +>>634891342 +I didn't finish Ender lilies so i should really go back to it before passing judgement, I just found the attacks largely unsatisfying to use, and then i got this one mace attack that i could use in the air to float a bit and used it to sequence break and kind of lost track of what i was supposed to be doing. I didn't like the seemingly limited upgrade materials, they made it feel really punishing to try new skills out although i figured they'd become nearly unlimited by the end of the game. +--- 634891903 +>>634891412 +Yeah. My point is that Doom Eternal makes the experience of "getting good" really fun. The moment-to-moment gameplay is so good that even if you die a lot in a fight you always want to retry and experience more of the gameplay. You don't even realize that you're training yourself to the point where you can fuck up a Marauder and Archville together with barely any difficulty. +Hollow Knight is the literal polar opposite where if you suck at the game, you're met with extreme, repetitive tedium as a punishment until you finally get good enough to continue. You respawn at a bench among geometry you've traversed dozens of times, you grind for soul against enemies you completely mastered hours ago, you do some shitty platforming, and you finally get to retry the boss. +In Doom Eternal, the whole road to you getting good is fun. In Hollow Knight, 50% of the road to you getting good is boring as shit. +--- 634891938 +>>634886619 +>Arguing over genres is autistic. + +You realize what website you are on right anon? +--- 634892308 +>>634891756 +>and then i got this one mace attack that i could use in the air to float a bit and used it to sequence break +I think I know where you are then, because I did the exact same thing. Went around to everywhere I could when I noticed I got the tiniest inkling of pushback on that thing. The limited upgrade materials don't ever feel too bad. Yeah, you can't make everything max (unless you want to go grinding) but you can easily max out whatever you want to use, and you'll figure out your favorites pretty quick, at least I did. I'd say give it another shot, the later boss fights were really damn fun. +--- 634892476 +I don't know what it is about Hollowknight but it bored me. +I think the game is too slow to feel a sense of progress. Metroidvanias are good, dense experiences that are great to go back through over time. +Like 8 hours into Hollow Knight and I felt like nothing had happened. It didn't help the aesthetics of each area bled together so much. +--- 634893182 +>>634891903 +There are only 2 bosses with somewhat long run backs, and if it took you more than 2 or 3 tries on the normal story bosses you have no business criticizing the game lol +The actual hard parts of HK (pantheons and white palace) are where the average player might struggle, but they're supposed to be that way +--- 634893497 +>>634893182 +>There are only 2 bosses with somewhat long run backs, +No, almost all of them share this problem. And don't hide behind the fact that some are optional, there's rarely a way to tell on your first run. +>and if it took you more than 2 or 3 tries on the normal story bosses you have no business criticizing the game lol +You're implicitly admitting the game is designed like shit, because it isn't interested in teaching players who die 2-3 times on a boss its mechanics. +--- 634893554 +With how Nintendo has been lately they will probably start copyrighting the term metroidvania +--- 634894129 +>>634893497 +Name them then lol, the only one I can think of is hive knight. Plus you can just set dream gates and teleport right to them if you don't want to run back +It genuinely sounds like a skill issue, you should see and learn all of the bosses moves and maybe even a phase change on your first attempt +--- 634894484 +>>634894129 +Sure, take Crystal Knight as an example. He's literally the toll you have to pay to get to a save point. +>It genuinely sounds like a skill issue +That's the point. The game is shit if it doesn't make getting better at it fun, and it completely fails in that regard. +Doom Eternal MLs are not easy. If I'm able to cruise through the dual Marauder fight in SGN on Nightmare I clearly possess the skill to take on bosses you think the "average player" would defeat in 2-3 tries. If the game couldn't hold my interest enough for that skill to be brought out, it's on it for failing to provide fun enough moment-to-moment gameplay. +--- 634895241 +>>634894484 +It's literally just 2 rooms upward, I guess if that's hard for you then yeah the game might not be fun +The real fun comes from exploring, upgrading gear, meeting NPC's, etc then playing end game content, permadeath mode, or modded stuff +did you beat the game at all or drop it? +--- 634895881 +>>634895241 +>It's literally just 2 rooms upward, I guess if that's hard for you then yeah the game might not be fun +Right, if I die, say 4 times, that's 8 times that you repeat the same monotonous combat and the same monotonous platforming. The game is completely devoid of depth for all that time and only gets fun again when you're in the boss. +>The real fun comes from exploring, +Filling out the map being a charm puts a damper on things and the amount of actual material to find is incredibly low. I was shocked when I Googled most of the materials I'd picked up and realized they had no purpose other than being sellable. +The only real draw outside of the boss fights themselves is the aesthetic and even that gets boring given how repetitive some environments can get (opening up Greenpath for the first time was the best non-boss combat part of the game from what I played). +>did you beat the game at all or drop it? +I dropped it. I think I'd gotten nearly midway through it, looking through +https://www.thegamer.com/hollow-knight-boss-battle-best-recommended-order/ +I beat up until Brooding Mawlek on this list (though the order is strange as I'd certainly done Crystal Guardian way earlier than Broken Vessel if I'm not mistaken). +--- 634896162 +>>634895241 +>>634895881 +Also I noticed you slipped this in: +>if that's hard for you +I've been saying that the regular non-boss combat and platforming is monotonous, not challenging. +--- 634896996 +>>634894129 +Traitor King runback was pretty bad +--- 634897158 +Hollow Knight is very good but holy shit it's huge, I enjoyed the first playthrough but I don't ever want to replay it because: +>1. Bosses +Most of the interesting mechanics are in the bosses, and it's not that in depth really it's simple but there is a lot that goes on. DLC lets you refight every boss too, so I don't have to play through the game again like Souls. +>2. the movement +It's just... ok. I saw Metroid Dread vs. Hollow Knight for a bit back in 2021 and I can say for sure that Samus is way more fun to control than the hollow knight guy. Hollow Knight guy controls fine but it's pretty simple. I say he's ok because it's still better than alucard or most of the non-richter castlevania characters. + +I think it's a 9/10 game, one of the best indies for sure. It's better than the "castlevania" half of metroidvania too, never was a big fan of their generally slower nature. I liked it enough to do Pantheon 5, but really I don't think it's that fun to explore and "go fast" in after you've done everything even if the best HK video on youtube is a guy finding a sequence break. Honestly if we used the term Hollowlike, it needs to be for "metroidvanias that are 30+ hours". +--- 634897215 +>>634895881 +you run to the boss twice for each attempt? genuinely confused about that +also you don't need to fight the enemies during the run back? why would you do that +The materials are just there as sell-ables so that you don't need geo for anything, were you expecting cosmetics loot or something? + +You missed some of the most aesthetic areas in the game by giving up, as well as the i-frame dash and probably the upgraded versions of the spells +Not to sound disparaging, but I'd imagine you didn't upgrade nail much, didn't upgrade spells, didn't find good charms and that's why you were dying frequently + +>>634896996 +at that point in the game you would just dream gate if you failed the fight more than once +--- 634897910 +>>634890156 +Simon's Quest, retard. +--- 634898023 +>>634897215 +>you run to the boss twice for each attempt? genuinely confused about that +I mean you have to go through two boring rooms. +>also you don't need to fight the enemies during the run back? why would you do that +Replenishing soul. +>The materials are just there as sell-ables so that you don't need geo for anything, were you expecting cosmetics loot or something? +Upgrades. Outside of charms and one time cutscene upgrades which were few and far between, Hollow Knight doesn't have much cool stuff to collect. Mainly just some esoteric lore that I really wasn't emotionally invested in. +>You missed some of the most aesthetic areas in the game by giving up, as well as the i-frame dash and probably the upgraded versions of the spells +By that point I'd realized that the moment-to-moment gameplay outside of the bosses was mediocre, the bosses themselves would have me engaging with said gameplay upon death, and most of the areas looked the same. If you're saying the game suddenly becomes an artistic masterpiece after the point I stopped playing, it's again on the game for waiting until I was like 10+ hours in to show its hand. +>but I'd imagine you didn't upgrade nail much, didn't upgrade spells, didn't find good charms and that's why you were dying frequently +Then that's on the game for not teaching it to me, but I was absolutely mixing and matching charms. I remember I liberally used the longer nail charm, the fast heal charm, and the thorny vine charm in particular but I'm sure I had more. +Again, compare all of this to Doom Eternal. Every single second of that game is engaging and fun minus the 30 second long breaks for platforming between arenas. Eternal is a difficult game that kicked my ass at every turn, but I couldn't put it down because it was just so damn fun to get my ass kicked in it. In Hollow Knight it's boring when I'm not fighting a boss, and it's boring when the boss kicks my ass, leading to a game that's boring way more often than it's not. +--- 634898152 +>>634887243 +You don't deserve it. Game's ass. 'nuff said. +--- 634898796 +>>634898023 +just dream nail 3 enemies instead of fighting them all +unless you're playing a spell build you don't even need soul to start a boss fight +the "thorny vine" charm is a noob trap because you lose all mobility during your i-frames, you'd think such a skilled gamer would notice that and switch it out + +If AAA FPS with monsters and explosions is all your attention span can handle, go play that sure. But don't say HK is bad because you spent most of your time doing run-backs instead of using dream gates lol +--- 634899508 +>>634898796 +>just dream nail 3 enemies instead of fighting them all +I mean this isn't really a meaningful difference is it? The dream nail is no less boring than the combat. I'm also not sure if this mechanic was communicated effectively, but I could be wrong. All I remember using the dream nail for was fighting some of the upgraded versions of the bosses and seeing some more useless ambient dialogue. +>unless you're playing a spell build you don't even need soul to start a boss fight +I mean, I need to heal, and I'm not very good at the game. Especially so because the soul jar is broken. +>the "thorny vine" charm is a noob trap because you lose all mobility during your i-frames +It helped me defeat some bosses. In fact I think I defeated Hornet with the thorns. I also didn't say I had it on all the time. +>you'd think such a skilled gamer would notice that and switch it out +Well, I probably did. I just gave it as one example. +>If AAA FPS with monsters and explosions is all your attention span can handle +By no means is this true. Deus Ex is one of my favorite games because you're always engaging with interesting systems even if the gunplay is terrible. Silent Hill 2 is one of my favorite games because every aspect of it is finely tuned to provide the most depressive atmosphere possible, and it might be the slowest game in human history. +>But don't say HK is bad because you spent most of your time doing run-backs instead of using dream gates lol +That wasn't my only point against the game, but to play ball still it doesn't absolve the boredom just because I have to hold Y on the controller instead of performing a couple of nail bounces. +--- 634899902 +>>634886369 (OP) +I used to have this tough as nails garbage can. It was a real heavy-duty plastic, thing stood up to fucking anything. +Some nigger stole it one day, but it doesn't change that that was still probably the best hollowlike in the world. +A plain-looking container full of trash that attracts flies and niggers. That's the essence of hollowlike. +--- 634900620 +>>634899508 +it is a difference, because the dream nail gives you 1/3 soul per hit so you can fill up in seconds on one enemy +you can also just teleport to right outside the boss area with it, getting right back into the action + +I'm just confused because I didn't find the game's pacing slow or boring at all, aside from the occasional "go around to unlock one-way shortcut" thing. +with fast travel, dream gate, and crystal dash it was super easy to traverse the map quickly +--- 634900627 +>>634891342 +I think it's a step up from Hollow Knight in every department, and in particular it's actually an appropriate length and has good pacing of movement upgrades which are two things HK completely failed at. +--- 634901451 +>>634900620 +It's not that it's "easy" or "hard" it's that it's not fun. I had pretty much no difficulty with any of the platforming sections (minus the shitty hidden spike trap floors at times) because of how precise the controls were, but it was just boring to move around. There's no physics simulation or unpredictability. In contrast Ori sometimes pissed me off because the character would bounce in weird ways, but it's so much more kinetic and fun to toss the little guy everywhere while trying never to touch the ground. +Bottom line is that I just didn't find any serious value in the game when it wasn't throwing me into a boss fight. I loved the bosses I did fight when I was fighting them, even if I did blow at the game, but that's not actually the majority of the game that I did play until the point that I dropped it at. The aesthetic didn't appeal beyond the intro and some few glimpses, I had literally zero investment into the story aside from wanting to enter a steady relationship with Hornet, the platforming was boring, and the regular combat was really simple and repetitive. If you did manage to find value in all of that then great, but to me it's badly designed because the majority of the game was dominated by unenjoyable content to a degree that I no longer wanted to play it to get better at the bosses that I wanted to fight. +--- 634901694 +>has rpg levels and/or gear +Vanialike +>doesn't have those +Metroidlike the superior genre +--- 634902401 +>>634887243 +>big disjointed map, crutches on fast travel +>movement never evolves beyond jump and dash +>map system sucks +>movement really just isn't fun +>crossroads just starts blocking paths off halfway through, arbitrarily and there's no indication this has happened until you get there +--- 634902516 +>>634887243 +Input delay. +--- 634902592 +>>634888263 +Holy based. +--- 634902907 +>>634902401 +You are just mad that Metroid is a shitty 5 hour game while Hollow Chads can enjoy their game for 20-40 hours. +--- 634902956 +After starting over and giving up a bunch I finally started to make some real progress and I'm loving it now. Just shut down after a few mantis lords attempts. And I can't live without the longnail and fast heal +--- 634903064 +I did not care for Hollow Knight +--- 634903115 +>>634902907 +Yeah, you do that +--- 634903205 +>>634891339 +>everyone i dont like is the same person +--- 634903250 +I'll never understand why /v/ really hates this game. It was so good. +--- 634903259 +>>634886369 (OP) +Any game described as "hollowlike" is going on my ignore list. +--- 634903326 +>>634903250 +Not everyone likes the same thing. Which is fine. It's also frustrating at times and has a lot of success so people like to shit on it. Which is also fine. +--- 634903339 +>>634903250 +Because most of /v/ are either graphicsfags, or retards that would fall for the kind of bait in the OP(but I repeat myself) +--- 634903363 +>>634886369 (OP) +>/v/ still falls for this bait +--- 634903437 +>>634903250 +Popular = we must start shitting on it. +These threads are created by 3rd worlders for other 3rd worlders to get mad at. +--- 634903578 +>>634903250 + +Because back in 2017, HK was a real hidden gem that /v/ was incredibly smug about when they realized they were the only ones who knew about it. +But then it dropped like a nuke the next year in popularity to the point that it became the "modern day SotN/Super Metroid" and has essentially stayed as the poster boy of the genre. +--- 634903683 +>>634903250 +It's babby's first metroidvania that drew in the soulsfag crowd and now they overhype the shit out of it +--- 634903986 +What shold my next metroidvania be if I already played HK, Bloodstained, Ori and Blasphemous? +--- 634904060 +>>634903986 +You need a palate cleanser. Pick a different genre next. +--- 634904292 +>>634903986 +Uh maybe Metroid or Castlevania you dumb shit? +--- 634904310 +>>634903986 +Either Resident Evil 1/2 (either the remakes or originals) or an immersive sim (cue the seething) like Deus Ex or Prey 2017. +--- 634904338 +>>634903250 +one of my favorite games. the only gripe i have is that it took me 40 hours the first time and i have reservations about replaying it when i could play something new. probably wouldn't take me as long the second time, but who knows +--- 634904395 +Why do +STUPID +FUCKING +NIGGER +FAGGOTS +think every 2d game on the planet is a metroidvania? How in the fuck is Grim Guardians a metroidvania? How in the fuck is Astlibra Revision a metroidvania? Or Aces Wild? It pisses me off because it makes looking up games in the genre on steam a pain in my ass. +Anyways whaddya playin', /v/? I'm interested in Rusted Moss, Vernal Edge and Deepining Fire but I'm not sure which to pick up first. Rusted Moss looks super cool. +>>634889504 +2's biggest issue was doubling down on the dogshit chicken morph. It's not a funny joke and it's a very slippery and not satisfying form to control but they keep thinking it's just hilarious that you're a chicken. +Nobody Saves the World was a terrible game too. +--- 634904553 +>>634904395 +I +THINK +YOU +HAVE +TERRIBLE +TASTE +IN +GAMES +>sorry +--- 634904813 +>>634903986 +definitely play ori next. first one is about 6-8 hours, second one took 15-20. if you only have time for one, play the second. the movement feels fucking fantastic + +>look into +ender lilies +environmental station alpha +haiku robot +momodora +am2r +- +celeste +shovel knight +blue fire (3d platformer inspired by hk) +RUINER +SYNTHETIK +furi +hotline miami +bug fables +signalis +dusk +black mesa +--- 634904980 +>>634904553 +Tell me on what planet are games like Dead Cells, Metal Unit and Summum Aeterna are metroidvanias? Tell me how the fuck is Skul the hero slayer one? Or Infernax? Or fucking Scourgebringer? Or double fucking Carrion? Or Hedon Bloodrite? Or the castlevania collection that has the NES titles up to Rondo? Or Cyber Shadow? Or Smelter +And those are the ones I've played, for all I know half of the list of shit I haven't played are just regular old 2d platformers too except you can revisit levels so I guess it's a metroidvania! +It's fucking infuriating. It's like the female protagonist tag suggesting games like Bleed for games similar to Mirror's Edge, it's inaccurate as shit and it makes searching a royal pain in the ass. +--- 634905072 +>>634886369 (OP) +Zoomers can't define a genre because they lack vocabulary thanks to smart phones. So the only thing they can do is compare things to other things +--- 634905159 +>>634905072 +Of all the retarded posts in this thread, this one might be the single most schizophrenic +--- 634905247 +>>634903986 +How about Metroid or Castlevania? +--- 634905278 +>>634886369 (OP) +Agreed +--- 634905286 +>>634886369 (OP) +OCD simulator +--- 634905767 +>>634903986 +I'm gonna keep recommending Islets because it's still criminally underrated. +--- 634907041 +>>634903250 +contrarianism +--- 634907329 +>>634886369 (OP) +Just fuck off +--- 634907331 +>>634886369 (OP) +Every time, after Direct / Indie World / State of Play is over +>Where is the Silksong? Any word on Silksong? +Here's is your answer. Developers are too busy shitposting on 4chan instead of making the new Duke Nukem Forev--I mean Silksong. +--- 634907420 +>>634886369 (OP) +hollow knight isn't a metroidvania +it has no leveling or rpg mechanics +its just a metroid game trying to take a bunch of souls elements as well +--- 634908131 +>>634887243 +its not a metroidvania +its just a bad platformer with badly implemented souls mechanics and misses everything in a metroidvania + +compare it to metroid and the link metroidvanias where there is a bunch of upgrades for you to get and many meaningful ways to completely change how you fight and traverse, old areas become trivial to get around because of upgrades and new paths + +or compare it to the more rpg focused metroidvanias that castlevania started and were the ones that really popularized the genre +sure there are less upgrades to your actual abilities to find but the rpg elements completely trivialize this "issue", every enemy has unique drops so you always want to kill everything u see because it might be the time u get that cool thing only they drop, you are rewarded for doing this and it doesn't feel like a chore, not only that but u get xp while doing it so u just killing shit on the way to where ur going feels good +not to mention the item and upgrading systems u will see giving u more shit to play around with and to encourage you to be interested in killing stuff +and its also why the soul system and other derivatives are just pure fucking genius, because its ANOTHER unique drop to every enemy that DIRECTLY improves your options and skill set, its just more shit to play around with, more reasons to enjoy killing the enemies +personally, in these style of metroidvanias I always enjoy murdering my way back if something goes wrong and backtracking doesn't feel at all like an issue + +so metroid style games let you avoid enemies better, castlevania type games reward and incentivize u to kill enemies, both usually also have a variety of traversal options and smart design for getting around the world +and what does hollow knight have? basically no rewards for fighting enemies, minimal rewards for exploration, shittily designed map + +its not a metroidvania +--- 634910408 +>>634907420 +>it has no leveling or rpg mechanics +What does that have to do with metroidvanias? Metroid doesn't have that +--- 634910451 +Is aria of sorrow alter worth playing? +--- 634910586 +Hollow knight threads are completely pointless because the retarded fanbase will brush off any criticism with “filtered lol“ even though the game is piss easy until you get to dlc. Soulsfag tier circlejerking over this deviant art garbage +--- 634910714 +>>634910586 +Hollow knight fans are all soulsfags anyway. Why do you think they only ever talk about the bosses +--- 634910917 +>>634910451 +Yes. +It's unironically the best metroidvania in the genre +--- 634911196 +>>634910714 +it's because the normal enemies are weak as fuck +I would have loved more of those rooms where you're locked in with a swarm and have to play around them +>tiny platforms with tons of crawlers +>3 tiered platforms with primal aspids everywhere +>one long flat room with tons of those jumping bois from near the 2nd hornet fight +sure it could be done more creatively but having a bit of bullet hell would have spiced up the area rooms +I really enjoyed the coliseum fights because it was just waves and waves of normal enemies +--- 634911224 +>>634910714 +Bosses is the only decent aspect of the game, Imagine if Hollow Knight was a Cuphead-style boss rush without the tens of hours of padding, that would benefit the game a lot. +--- 634911823 +>>634911196 +>it's because the normal enemies are weak as fuck +Anon there's far more to the game than just combat. And the fact that no one speaks about it speaks volumes about its quality +--- 634911963 +>>634911823 +There really isn‘t. You walk slowly through all the areas with shit art until the end where the real game begins with dlcs +--- 634912118 +>>634911823 +I explored all the areas, did the flower quest, kicked it at the lake with Quirrel +but the normal enemies are just straight up not a threat once you learn how to swing the nail at the right time +--- 634912408 +Thoughts on Owlboy? +--- 634912803 +>>634912118 +>once you get good at the game +>you become good at the game +Wow who would have thought. Nowadays when I do a playthrough I ignore enemies unless I'm missing some gold or it's an annoying tracking enemy. I don't see how this is a bad thing, why would you want regular enemies to be advanced or hard to kill. Avoiding shit and running like a retard without getting hit is just fun. +--- 634912876 +What game actually did it first though? Metroid or Castlevainia? +--- 634912879 +>>634912803 +Except the running around isn‘t fun either because you‘re still a slow piece of shit until the end of the game. Movement options are terrible in hollow knight +--- 634912997 +>>634911963 +There should be though +--- 634913018 +>>634888263 +>50 hours +Only if you want to 100% +I got my first ending in 20 hours or so of quite lazy gaming sessions +--- 634913189 +>>634912879 +Dash and claw is all you need for fun. All this tells me is that you suck at pogoing which is just a skill issue. Trying to avoid touching the groud is FUN. +--- 634913289 +>>634913189 +I‘ve done all pantheons including the fifth and all bosses radiant except for abs radiance. The world feels like absolute shit to move around in and the bossfights are the only good part of the game +--- 634913312 +>>634913189 +Not what he said, and this proves him right +--- 634913314 +>>634913189 +When you're just trying to get from point A to point B dash and claw is boring is shit +>spam dash over and over +>jump over enemy +>repeat +--- 634913360 +fuck dung defender +--- 634913430 +>>634886369 (OP) +I unironically support this act of nomenclature. "Hollowlike" is far superior to "Metroidvania". +--- 634913574 +>>634913314 +Yeah? And that's fun. It's 2d game, all you need is a go up button and a go forward button. You all must have some autism where you require retarded movement abilities that don't add anything to the game. +>your character is slow +It's not if you spam dash but it seems like you are against pressing buttons so this probably doesn't satisfie you. +--- 634913580 +>>634913360 +literally the most memorable and likeable character in the game +and I beat both versions on first tries +--- 634913640 +>>634913574 +Metroid dread does it way better and backtracking isn‘t as painful as a result +--- 634913689 +>>634913640 +Debatable, I disagree. +--- 634913773 +>>634913574 +No it's not, it's basic as shit and there is zero thought to be put into it which in turn makes backtracking a total chore. Even something like Mega Man X which largely has the same moves feels more fun because you can dash jump and keep your speed. In hollow knight you literally spam dash (not fun) and jump over enemies that are in your path because fighting them is a waste of time (also not fun) +--- 634913890 +>>634910408 +>read line 1 +>read line 2 +>don't read like 3 +maybe there are critical details in line 3 that you missed? +--- 634913945 +>>634913773 +But that's exactly what I find fun about hollow knight, jumping on enemies and spamming dash. +--- 634914096 +Trannylike is what I like more. Otherwise why all trannies on Twitch have one of these in the background? +--- 634914193 +>>634913945 +It's just too basic, slow, and has no sense of flow. webm related is fun because of the simple addition of allowing you to dash jump and dash wall jump +--- 634914239 +>>634913890 +Line 3 was just you saying it's a metroidvania though and contradicting yourself +--- 634914253 +Hollow knight is by no means a *bad* game, it's just mediocre. I cannot fathom why hkfags get so worked up over a 6/10 game. +--- 634914345 +>>634914193 +You can do this in hollow knight. +--- 634914346 +>>634914096 +Because they are a group of men, mostly playing video games popular with other men. +--- 634914525 +>>634914239 +no, metroid games aren't metroidvanias +they are metroid games +if there is no rpg elements, its not a metroidvania + +what exactly is coming from the castlevania side except the fusion of the metroid style exploration and the castlevania addition of the rpg elements? +if it was JUST about the exploration aspects, they would just be called metroidlikes or something along the line +take a look at how well most indie metroidvanias do with rpg elements vs without +hollow knight is pretty much the only exception that does well without them, and its because its appealing to a different audience while masquerading as a metroidvania, this is why a lot of people who play it can't get into other metroidvanias, because they are tricked into think it is one when its not +--- 634914576 +>>634914345 +No you can't. You can't even jump out of a dash in hollow knight +--- 634914635 +>>634914525 +>if there is no rpg elements, its not a metroidvania +That's not true at all. Did you make that up yourself? +--- 634914782 +>>634914576 +nta, but with the second jump you can, it's a crucial move in the pain of pain challenge and important in the white palace in general +--- 634915608 +>>634914635 +did u just make it up yourself that it doesn't need them? +--- 634915710 +>>634915608 +I'm pretty sure Metroid made it up that it doesn't need them +--- 634916068 +>>634915710 +metroid games are metroid games +not metroidvanias +--- 634916289 +>>634903115 +>>634902401 +>>634903259 +>>634916068 + +Unfathomably based and Tamoosh Arlahn pilled +--- 634916359 +>>634889648 +Seriously how does one gets filtered by Hollow Knight of all things? +--- 634916525 +>metroidvania-fans when the game dont have triple-jump, cuadruple-dash, wall-penetration or cum retention +--- 634916538 +>>634890453 +Maybe other metroidvanias genuinely suck. +Once people accept Hollow Knight is best genre has to offer, they can move on to actually good genres +--- 634916587 +>>634888263 +I miss more attacks. You only have the normal and charged. +--- 634916780 +>>634888263 +>Game is bad because... uh oh it takes 50 hours +What now? +--- 634916815 +>>634916538 +>Once people accept Hollow Knight is best genre has to offer, they can move on to actually good genres +--- 634917039 +>>634916815 +Outside of being a Hollow Knight contrarian, metroids are generally mediocre. +First one is considered legend, but for todays standards its a bit too clunky and was made before combat in video games was even a thing. +I know this place is infested with delusional tendies, but in every other forum, discord, leddit, whatever the fuck they are considered just ok. +Metroidvania genre is just not worth it +--- 634917178 +>>634917039 +Buzzwords aren't the best way to learn a new language, anon +--- 634917773 +hollow knight is on my favorite games of all time, i really don't like metroidvanias though. +i hope there are more hollow knight games and even clones +--- 634917901 +>>634886369 (OP) +Why should it be named after a game? +The name Roguelike is not named after any game as there wasn't a game named "Rogue". +--- 634918069 +>>634886369 (OP) +>it only came out recently, but I'm changing the name of the genre from Metroidvania to Hollowlike +>I only arrived here recently, but I'm changing the name of the place from Palestine to Israel +Hollow Knight tards are Jewlike +--- 634918220 +>>634917039 +>First one is considered legend +Literally no one says that about the first Metroid, you retard. +And combat isn't the point of Metroidvanias. +If you don't like the genre, just fuck off. +--- 634918239 +Hollow knight trannies being obnoxious again, you will never be a real Metroidvania or a real woman tbqh! +--- 634918418 +>>634918069 +>>634917039 +>>634916815 +>>634916538 +>>634916525 +>>634914253 +>>634914096 +>>634913945 +>>634913773 +>>634913430 +>>634913314 +>>634899902 +>>634897158 +>>634888263 +>>634886469 +>>634886369 (OP) +I hate how you dumb retards have to keep flooding this board with false flagging shit just to get attention, you dumb gorilla sois +I am now going to spam deltarune posts to flood this thread into the ground and no one can stop me, because this is nothing more than a false flag against metroidfags and hollowfags +--- 634918478 +>>634918418 +No, Hollowtards are genuinely annoying. +This is what they were like on /vg/'s /mvg/. +--- 634918579 +>>634918478 +Don't care falseflagnog, this thread is being flooded +--- 634918593 +>>634917901 +>The name Roguelike is not named after any game as there wasn't a game named "Rogue" +huh? +--- 634918597 +>>634918418 +>deltarune +I didn't know what this game was before, and would always misread it as "delatrune", like de-la-troon. +--- 634918665 +>>634918597 +It works best in passing off /v/ since it's popular +Same with pizza tower +--- 634918732 +>>634918579 +>falseflagnog +Delusional retard. +You'll be doing this on every thread that mentions HK, because this is what they do every time. +They're like One Piece/JoJo fans, or Ronaldo/Messi fans. +--- 634918809 +>>634918732 +T. Delusional falseflagnog that keeps trying to act like a metroidfag or hollowfag +--- 634919046 +spamming/flooding +--- 634919134 +>>634919046 +Yes +To get rid of a shit falseflag flame war thread +--- 634919579 +Love how the shitposters won't even defend their shit thread cause they know they can't do shit +--- 634920274 +Keep going bro, you are almost there, also thanks for all the bumps and keeping this thread alive. +--- 634920395 +hollow knight is one of the worst games ive played in the last 5 years +--- 634920442 +>>634920395 +Yet it's the best game the genre has to offer, what does that say about metroid? +--- 634920502 +>>634920274 +You're welcome, though to be fair this thread is dead now. +Hope you all enjoy Blasphemous 2 coming out in the future +--- 634920785 +>>634920442 +>it's the best game the genre has to offer +this is untrue +--- 634920915 +>no other theme can compete +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZeGC7e9M_w [Embed] +--- 634921065 +>>634918069 +>We enter the point where anon talks about the jews again +--- 634921264 +>>634916359 +Primarily? Boredom. I filter out boring games, and HK fits the bill 100%. +--- 634921391 +>>634889648 +unfathomably based +--- 634921485 +>>634920785 +>>634920442 +>>634920395 +Very organic posts +--- 634921547 +>>634921468 +But that general doesn't exist? +Why do you let this live lime a tranny in your head? +--- 634921603 +>>634918478 +What happened to that general anyway? Drowned out by all the gachas? +--- 634921625 +>>634921485 +what? +--- 634921725 +>>634918478 +/mvg/ anon here +No, they posted to keep the general alive +But metroidvanias don't belong on /vg/ with the constant gacha posting +--- 634921864 +>>634921603 +See +>>634921725 +No interest was made. Despite metroidfags and hollowfags trying to keep it up, without any dedicated autists like pizza tower, utg, mmg or sthg it died off +--- 634922065 +>>634921725 +It did come back up though +as multi-verses general +it's also dead +--- 634922343 +>game doesn't take after castlevania at all, just metroid +>people still call it a metroidvania +Why do people do this? +--- 634922583 +>>634922343 +>genre pioneered by metroid and castlevania +>this means it has to be like both at the same time +why do autists think this? +--- 634922594 +>>634922343 +Vanity diff --git a/v/634888340.txt b/v/634888340.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..55df1e6ff1f7c1ead08c5d015ad11998cbbbe2e8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634888340.txt @@ -0,0 +1,728 @@ +----- +--- 634888340 +Who should I choose? +--- 634888485 +Venus +--- 634888560 +all of them +--- 634888657 +>>634888340 (OP) +Venus is the best girl, but Usagi objectively has the most sex appeal +--- 634889002 +>>634888657 +Usagi is flat-chested, overweight, and a crybaby. +--- 634889304 +Fuck Venus +Marry Mercury +Kill Mars +--- 634889387 +>>634889002 +ZAMN +--- 634889429 +Ami. +Which game is this one, the beat em up? +--- 634889521 +of the 5? Usagi, easily. + +i will take Haruka if we include all 10 +--- 634889548 +>>634889429 +its the beat em up based on R +--- 634889568 +>>634889304 +Fuck the black cat, kill the white cat, marry the gray cat. +--- 634889596 +>>634888340 (OP) +my Kino waifu +--- 634889680 +>>634888340 (OP) +sporty spice +--- 634889840 +>>634889521 +>spoiler +mah nigga. +--- 634890006 +Is there ever going to be a game that uses the full cast, including Tuxedo Mask? Dude deserves to be playable in something, even though he is so fucking useless, I cant believe the series penultimate battle had an evil Mamoru and evil Sailor Senshis battle Usagi and he just stood there watching and when it was clear they were going to lose he just ran away +--- 634890147 +English intro is better than the Japanese one just because of the sailor roll call +--- 634890335 +>>634888340 (OP) +What Sailor Moon games that are worth playing? I've been told to play the Super Famicom/SNES one +--- 634890418 +>>634890335 +Dont play another story its shit +--- 634890479 +>>634890335 +I played the two sfc beatemups with my imouto, fun times +--- 634890513 +>>634890335 +the beat em ups are fun even if they get stupid hard on the final levels +the only puzzle game i liked was kondo wa puzzle de oshioki yo +i sort of liked the gb games too +--- 634890592 +>>634890513 +oh and the Sailor Moon S fighter on SNES is fun even if dumb broken +--- 634890690 +>>634890335 +Play the arcade beat em ups, the fighting games are fun if you like fighters and much better then a lot of the trash fighters from that era, and Another Story has a good story but the gameplay is lacking compared to other SNES JRPGs so really only play it if you love the series itself. The best part of Another Story is its formation system but honestly it's not as deep as it could be. Also the puzzle games are alright but not must plays. I wish we'd get a modern action game. I think there's a lot of variety in the main cast that could translate well to a video game. +--- 634890792 +>>634890147 +Some of the english voices were actually ok. Shame about the viz dub it misses alot of the intense emotion present in the japanese version. +--- 634890997 +>>634890335 +I played the Genesis one a lot growing up. +--- 634891016 +>>634889304 +My Fucking god look at those disgusting washed out colors. +Modern anime is a mistake. +--- 634891163 +>>634890335 +The arcade beat em up, it's hard as balls but satisfying to get good at and has amazing visuals. The music is polarizing but I like it +--- 634891225 +https://youtu.be/nZYlGaRbroE [Embed] +--- 634891232 +>>634890792 +I really think the 90s dub cast was all really well cast for their characters, they were just given edited scripts. Scripts that are still fun and watchable even if they're downgrades The Viz dub is okay. The scripts are faithful, most of the cast does a decent job but there's no reason to watch it over the Japanese version. Though I like putting it on as background noise while I clean or do things around the house sometimes. I think it's one of the only 100% consistent voice cast among all regions which is kind of interesting. +--- 634891359 +>>634888340 (OP) +Those black dog doujins were god-tier, ngl. +--- 634891381 +>>634888340 (OP) +Sailor /v/nus +--- 634891391 +>>634888340 (OP) +They are children anon +--- 634891419 +>>634891232 +https://youtu.be/f4zUyKnRVHA [Embed] +this one is even funnier because it looks like she snapped his neck instead of strangling him like in the original. +--- 634891424 +>>634891359 +Yeah, but where can a fella get a nice vanilla sailor moon doujin that doesn't involve rape? +--- 634891465 +>>634891232 +The main problem I have with the Viz dub is some of the 40 year old women doing the voices don't even try to sound like anything other than 40 year old women. +--- 634891515 +>>634888340 (OP) +Venus is the best and it isn't even close. +--- 634891530 +>>634891391 +...out of 10! + +>>634891424 +Mizuryu Kei didn't write any rape, unless you count those poor boys' innocence. +--- 634891637 +>>634888340 (OP) +Threesomes with Uranus and Neptune +--- 634891669 +>>634891419 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqsE1ZoHFsw [Embed] +--- 634891776 +>>634891232 +Yeah its too bad the amount of editing that went on in the original dub. That final battle with queen beryl was pretty epic though in the dub version + +https://youtu.be/h8TWC2pNiuc [Embed] +--- 634891860 +>>634890006 +I don't know why people single him out as being useless. I've watched up to the end of R recently and he's actually saved Usagi plenty of times. The other senshi are absolutely useless. +--- 634892018 +Rei but I'd choose any of the girl monsters over them. +--- 634892417 +>>634891860 +I cant think of a single battle hes won on his own in the anime. +--- 634893496 +>>634891860 +In the manga and Crystal he is useless in the first season, gains a kamehameha in the second one, is useless in the third, becomes useful once in the fourth and becomes immediatly useless in the fifth. +Consider that it is only in the anime that he has his rose based powers and attacks and his staff that he can use as a sword sometimes. He doesnt fight at all in the manga until he gets his kamehameha and even then the story makes it sure to sideline him as much as possible. You could argue that in the first season of the anime he is stronger and better than the senshis and in the second and third he is their equal, but after that they are much stronger than him. +--- 634893620 +Just have an orgy with all of them. You aren't a faggot right? +--- 634893774 +>>634893496 +Does he have supernatural strength? What exactly are his abilities combat wise? Besides throwing exploding roses +--- 634893958 +>>634888485 +FPBP +--- 634894043 +>>634889548 +I remember playing this one, it was based on S1. +--- 634894137 +>>634893774 +Like I said, he only has his roses in the anime, in the manga and Crystal he does absolutely nothing until he gets his kamehameha and part of the reason he got that in the first place was angst that he was completely useless to the team and couldnt help in any way. And then he serves more as inspiration to Usagi and his love for her powers her abilities. +Also his life is tied to the Earth's life(as he is essentially a male Sailor Earth), which doesnt mean much other than he can "feel" when bad shit is going down in it and when the planet starts he does too, so it's more of a weakness than anything. +--- 634895640 +>>634894137 +Ok +--- 634895947 +>>634888340 (OP) +isn't there a code in this where their shoes go away? +--- 634896168 +>>634895947 +First I heard of this, what the fuck. +--- 634896327 +>>634895947 +https://tcrf.net/Bishoujo_Senshi_Sailor_Moon_(SNES) +woah +--- 634897494 +>>634892417 +It doesn't matter if he wins fights on his own. Usagi would have died plenty of times if he didn't show up at the right moment. Half the time the other senshi aren't even needed and when the time to fight the stronger people in the evil organization comes they fold like cards immediately. +--- 634898480 +>>634888340 (OP) +Jupiter to get more stupider. +--- 634899270 +>Creator kills almost everyone off, most of them in stupid ways because she just wants to be done with the manga +>Brings them back in even dumber ways once she is convinced to finish SM properly +Oof +--- 634899331 +REI ALL DAY +--- 634899368 +>>634888340 (OP) +Anyone but Ami because I'm choosing Ami. +--- 634899432 +>>634888340 (OP) +I want to rape every single one of them. +--- 634899616 +>>634888340 (OP) +It's too bad there are no playable male characters so I could beat up all females. +--- 634899673 +>Mercury was my least favorite as a kid because she had short hair +>but I also developed a secret crush on her during that time +I don't know how the fuck that happened. +--- 634899716 +>>634889840 +>curing the dyke +You are a man on integrity just like me +--- 634899823 +>>634896327 +ho lee shit. It's time to coom. +--- 634899871 +>>634896327 +>>634895947 +obscenely based +--- 634899939 +They're all only good for ryona. +--- 634899951 +>>634888340 (OP) +Sailor Moon is overrated and peaks at S. Then it nose dives after it. Super Star is fucking garbage. Usagi becoming Sailor Jesus, Chibi Usa being forced and all the others being useless just killed the show. +--- 634900002 +>>634899939 +>>634899616 +Still seething because that girl refused you? +--- 634900048 +>>634900002 +No, I'm just a ryonachad. +--- 634900338 +>>634899951 +they're hot though +--- 634900380 +>>634896327 +Mein Gott +--- 634900391 +>>634900048 +>n-no I totally have no reason at all to hate woman +>I..I like to beat fragile people. I'm such a chad s-see?? +--- 634900417 +Lmao, tranny went into a full-on seething mode. +--- 634900426 +>>634899368 +--- 634900468 +>>634888340 (OP) +Punch in the cheat code and play as the S tier boss character. +--- 634901365 +>>634900380 +--- 634901573 +>>634891016 +You say this like the 90's show in its only watchable form is any better. +--- 634901996 +>>634888340 (OP) +Saturn > Mercury > Mars > Neptune > Venus > Pluto > Saturn > Uranus > POWER GAP > Sailor Moon > POWER GAP > Chibi Moon +--- 634902075 +>>634888340 (OP) +Makoto was my childhood waifu. Then I wanted Rei to step on me. Now I'm really fond of Usagi. I would all of them but for some reason Minako and Ami never really clicked for me. They were good characters but I was never interested in them. +--- 634902135 +>>634901365 +More fresh OC. I don't feel like doing the other girls. +--- 634902318 +>>634890006 +He's not great in a 1v1, though he can stand his ground for a bit. +But he always comes in clutch with his rose throws. +--- 634902383 +>>634900468 +Galaxia has such a cool design +--- 634902456 +>>634890335 +If anyone ever cracks Moon Drops to play without a server, it's fun. +--- 634902496 +>>634888485 +>>634893958 +Venus rhymes with penis +--- 634902636 +Minako is a SLUUUUUUUUT +--- 634902678 +>>634902496 +Yes, my penis +>>634902636 +You shut your whore mouth! +--- 634902762 +>>634900002 +All girls are into ryona. Most shit written by women have men man-handling them are beating them. +--- 634902804 +>>634902762 +wtf, I love women now. +--- 634902869 +>>634888340 (OP) +Mars or Mercury duh +--- 634902885 +>>634902636 +t. Makoto "muh sempai" Kino +--- 634902902 +>>634888340 (OP) +Venus +--- 634902946 +>>634889680 +>I first read this as Sporty Prince +Am I dyslexic???? +--- 634903010 +remember to take breaks from 4chan +--- 634903298 +>>634902496 +I like the way she shouts it sounds like SAILOR BENUS +--- 634903352 +>>634899616 +Based ryonaCHAD +--- 634903652 +>>634889304 +Fuck Mars +Marry Jupiter +Kill Moon +--- 634903728 +>>634893774 +>What exactly are his abilities combat wise? +He's pretty handy with the cane that only shows up sporadically, he's a decent fencer with it. +He can throw his roses like a champion dart thrower. +And in one of the movies, and the Manga/Crystal, he has "Tuxedo La Smoking Bomber", an energy attack where he rains stars down from his spread open coat. +I imagine if he actually had his Shittenou backing him up, they'd be fairly strong. +--- 634903830 +>>634888340 (OP) +Jupiter my beloved. +--- 634903895 +>>634888340 (OP) +Saturn +--- 634904257 +Where pink? +--- 634906219 +>>634904257 +here +--- 634906420 +>>634901573 +it is +--- 634906626 +>>634901573 +Yes. +--- 634906763 +>>634906420 +Nope, this looks like shit too. Not the show's fault though. + +>>634906626 +>BD has objectively less detail than DVDs +Almost impressive really. +--- 634906815 +>>634888340 (OP) +Sisters of battle +--- 634907565 +>>634888340 (OP) +Ami's high kicks were a miracle. +--- 634907681 +>>634900426 +>She legitimately thought she was allergic to love letters +She's so pure, it hurts. +--- 634907886 +>>634888340 (OP) +JUPITER! +>>634901365 +much appreciated +--- 634907904 +>>634899951 +>Super Star is fucking garbage +Super S is underrated as fuck and does SoL right. It's much stronger than the reputation it has and if anything is the 'least immature' out of all the seasons, even if too many people don't appreciate that. +Stars is definitely overrated in the west though due to its reputation as the "forbidden epic final season". +--- 634907940 +i will fuck fat middleage usagi and you cannot stop me +--- 634907968 +>>634902135 +If I had Mercury, I wouldn't either. +--- 634908029 +>>634907940 +--- 634908217 +I've had a boner over Jupiter since 1996, my first and only waifu. +--- 634908390 +>>634888340 (OP) +If you play this on zsnes you can take off their clothing by pressing numbers. Some can be completely naked even. no nipples though +--- 634908489 +>>634888340 (OP) +This is the only answer +--- 634908674 +>>634907904 +SuperS is my personal favorite season, but I'm willing to concede that S is better. +It has everything that Stars lacks. +>Haruka and Michiru, who are great when they're not trying to fuck over the Inners, and even Pluto occasionally. +>Chibi-Usa, now less annoying and more useful. +>Hotaru, perfect from the moment you meet her and only gets better +>Plenty of sidecast +>Prof. Tomoe being a perfect balance of comedic and menacing +It's only real weakness was spending half the series with Mimette. I can't even remember what the Witches after her are like. +Stars told a decent story, and while Taiki and Yaten are even bigger cunts than the dykes, Seiya was great and his romance with Usagi almost makes me root for him. +--- 634908778 +>>634908489 +What is it with Naoko and making preteens even more stacked than High school girls? +And why did none of it extend to Chibi-Usa? +--- 634908992 +>>634888340 (OP) +Mars because she was the one I wanted to fuck the most +--- 634909000 +Straight healthy high test men: Usagi + +Menhera, mommy gf, asian fetishists, low test men: Anyone else +--- 634909045 +>>634889680 +>dolce gabbana +What a whore +--- 634909148 +>>634909085 +--- 634909194 +>>634909148 +--- 634909391 +>ywn be as based as Darien +>ywn be a college guy hanging around middle school girls and even dating one of them and everyone around you goes yeah nice +what a based lad +--- 634909567 +>>634909045 +thats not the logo jew +--- 634909597 +>>634888485 +FPBP +--- 634909605 +serena +darien +amy +raye +lita +mina +rini +--- 634909716 +>>634909567 +>fake dolce gabbana +Cheap whore +--- 634909884 +I wish I had saved more clips from Sailor Moon Says to make into webms. That channel had all the best ones. Susan is such a kike whore. I'm sure Ramaj Pooneet Poo Poo will be even worse though +--- 634909926 +>>634909605 +Based. This is a meatball head board only. +--- 634909986 +>>634889002 +Also canonically farts +--- 634910061 +>>634909926 +someone get raye's talents in my face +--- 634910196 +>>634909716 +thats hot though +--- 634910895 +I wanna FUCK all the Sailors! I wanna FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED TO NUT SO BAD ON THEIR THIGHS OH MY GOOOODDDDDDDD +--- 634910983 +>>634910895 +>I wanna FUCK all the Sailors! +Join the navy +--- 634911039 +Is there an edit of Sailor Moon that removes all the scenes of the sailors lusting for other men? +--- 634911126 +>>634911039 +Silly anon, them being thirsty teenagers is what makes it good +--- 634911295 +>>634911039 +>watching it again +>completely forgot how completely horny they're written constantly wanting to fuck guys twice their age every other episode +A more civilized time. +--- 634911338 +>>634911039 +Thats like 80% of the show tho +--- 634911404 +>>634911338 +is there a sentence in existence that can make you harder than that bros? +--- 634911594 +>>634908674 +S is absolutely my favorite, it's just that Super S gets so much shit for not being what people were expecting that they miss all of its good qualities. Like, just the fact that Sailor Moon *isn't* the protagonist of it is honestly so refreshing in its own way. +--- 634911730 +>>634911338 +That episode where Minako two-times Tiger's Eye and Hawk's Eye is her finest moment. +--- 634911770 +>>634911730 +why is she so horny? +--- 634911858 +>>634911594 +>Like, just the fact that Sailor Moon *isn't* the protagonist of it is honestly so refreshing in its own way. +I wouldn't have minded this if it wasn't Chibiusa who took the spotlight, while making her as insufferable as she was in R. And then her entire story is just secretly falling in love with a unicorn. +--- 634911908 +>Mom's pie +--- 634911916 +>>634911770 +She white +--- 634911932 +>>634908992 +i'm pretty sure her and sabrina are responsible for my fetish for long dark hair +--- 634911971 +As someone with zero exposure to Sailor Moon, what is the plot of it? They fight monsters and shit? +--- 634911976 +>>634911770 +Women. +--- 634912016 +>>634911908 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRJkhVFfBYs [Embed] +I'm still mad that Sailor Moon Says got taken down. Fuck whoever's responsible for that. +--- 634912030 +Out of all the girls which one is the gayest without going full Amara? My vote is Amy, she loves looking up other girls skirts and enjoying the view a little too much +--- 634912125 +>>634889680 +best girl +--- 634912184 +>>634911971 +They are teenage girls desperately trying to fuck men twice their age +Also sometimes there are monsters +--- 634912338 +>>634911971 +Imagine half a dozen really sexy teenage girls. They spend all their time shopping with their moms credit card, cutting class, loiter at malls and restaurants and try to make each other jealous by trying to get all the men around them in prison for statutory rape. Then in the last 5 minutes of most episodes they also remember they have magical powers and defeat some monster of the week that had almost no relevance to anything. +--- 634912367 +>>634911971 +This girl finds this cat one day and is given magic powers to stop the evil soldiers of the Negaverse from taking over the world. Along the way she meets all the other girls who awaken into Sailor Scouts themselves and fight the bad guys. It's very monster of the week with a lot of lazy animation, but all the girls are very endearing teenagers and there's a lot of charm and SOVL to the show. +I originally avoided the show when it first aired because that's gay shit for girls until I was told in high school by my friends that you've gotta be gay not to watch the show, plus look at their legs. So as an adult I started to watch it as a joke and quickly realised just how much fun the show is. Do watch it. + +>>634912016 +There's an archive channel that reuploaded almost all the old clips. Damn shame though. +https://www.youtube.com/@sailormoonsaysarchive3521 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvv-082PTWA [Embed] +--- 634912462 +Wtf, i watched Shaman King in childhood instead +I will watch Sailor Moon now +--- 634912624 +>>634901365 +>Eyecatch from the first season + +Holy soul. +--- 634913046 +>>634912184 +>>634912338 +>>634912367 + +Neat. Will check out one day. I dunno why teenage me didn't feel averse to CCS but felt averse to Sailor Moon. I guess the reputation of it being "anime for girls" was too strong. +--- 634913505 +>>634888340 (OP) +>>Makoto - tomboy, pony tail, tall, fit, big boobs, onee-san vibe +>>Rei - ojou, tsundere, prude +>>Ami - meganekko, girl-next-door +>>Minako - trendy, genki + +Why is Usagi so bland? +--- 634913592 +>>634889840 +tousle the hair +--- 634913647 +Mars +--- 634913779 +>>634912338 +Like most people, you are really downplaying how good the series' actual ongoing plotlines and general developments are, as that's honestly one of the biggest things that puts it above so much other anime. + +The way that it actually follows the individual lives of its characters as they age and grow through to high school, yet at the same time also has all this drama relating to political feuds from ancient kingdoms that they descend from blowing up and entangling everything is honestly uniquely compelling, there isn't anything else like it except for the W.I.T.C.H. comic. +--- 634914735 +>>634913779 +--- 634915158 +>>634913505 +Usagi is THE genki airhead. +--- 634915278 +>>634911971 +I know what you're looking for. +They don't fight really. Watch Precure or Nanoha for actual magical girls fighting. +--- 634915702 +>>634893958 >>634896168 +>>634909926 >>634911858 +What is this wonderful place? Where Anime girls can have silly, funny expressions? I want to go there! +--- 634916976 +QUICK POST THAT CAT WEBM +--- 634918098 +>>634908992 +>>634911932 +based +--- 634918435 +Venus is a whore +Mars is a man-hating bitch +Mercury is a stuffy nerd +Uranus and Neptune are muff divers +Pluto is too old +Chibimoon is too young +Moon has a man + +That leaves Saturn and Jupiter who are both best girls. My logic is infallible. +--- 634918537 +>>634918435 +I will not let homosexuals besmirch the name of Ami Mizuno! +--- 634918554 +>>634918435 +The art's really nice. Where's it from? +--- 634918598 +>>634918554 +I honestly don't remember. +--- 634918702 +>>634916976 +--- 634918948 +>>634890335 +Another Story for an ambitious, albeit flawed, JRPG +--- 634918986 +I love Ami so much, it's unreal. +--- 634919206 +>>634907940 +>>634908029 +sauce will be required. +--- 634919382 +>>634919206 +https://exhentai.org/g/531981/ab173e9fc2/ +--- 634919465 +>>634891225 +>Pluto +>not a planet anymore +w-whats gonna happen to her bros? +--- 634919471 +>>634919382 +Bless you, fren. +--- 634919667 +>>634919465 +Is the Moon a fucking planet? +--- 634919872 +>>634919667 +I already know the answer to that question, but why don't you answer first so that I know that you know? +--- 634919987 +>>634889521 +>>634889840 +How do you do, fellow patricians +--- 634920091 +Why were there no more Sailor Moon games released past the 90s? +Even with the shitty Crystal remake they still didn't make any more high profile games. +--- 634920098 +>>634915278 + +I have already consumed Nahona thoroughly. +--- 634920380 +This IP is so popular there has to be several kino hentai movies... It would be absurd for there not to be. + +Soon enough AI will make an unending stream of on-demand romance erotica. +--- 634920663 +>>634919667 +the moon isn't... but Moon is +because she's fat hahahaha +--- 634920684 +>>634902762 +Proof? +--- 634920734 +>>634919465 +funny because planet is such an inconsistent term anyway +--- 634920738 +>>634902902 +Sailor Moon would be 3x better if the girls actually fought like this. +--- 634920786 +>>634920738 +just watch precure or symphogear then. +--- 634920895 +>>634889840 +Based. There's just something about her being an actual lesbian that turns me on. She's like a special trophy. Any man that can conquer her and make her go back straight is a true alpha chad. +--- 634920898 +>>634920786 +that transformation scene is so over the top god damn. unwatchable +--- 634920937 +>>634907940 +>>634908029 +>Self inserters self insert into ugly, obese characters +They really like to feel represented +--- 634920961 +>>634890690 +>I wish we'd get a modern action game. I think there's a lot of variety in the main cast that could translate well to a video game. + +Hell, I'd be fine with a modern sequel to the beat-em-ups. Just give it the Streets of Rage 4 treatment by having a rogue-lite endgame. +--- 634920964 +>>634888340 (OP) +I only ever fapped to Mercury or Moon. +--- 634921001 +>>634908489 +THERE IS LITERALLY LITTLE TO NONE PORN ABOUT THEM AND THE BLUE IS THE HOTTEST ONE THIS ISN'T FAIR AAAAAA +--- 634921031 +>>634891225 +This 11 seconds of animation in that YouTube video is better than anything in Chainsaw Man...lol. +--- 634921049 +>>634918702 +--- 634921056 +I've met Usagi's seiyuu but I hadn't seen either sailor moon or evangelion at the time +I wish I could've appreciated it more +--- 634921080 +>>634919465 +Sailor Pluto exists so Pluto is clearly a planet. +--- 634921178 +>>634911039 +Kek kill yourself, yuricuck. +--- 634921259 +>>634913505 +She's pretty much the prototype for the modern "average jane" genki girl protagonist. She's not supposed to have outstanding qualities. She's supposed to be the self-insert or the most relatable girl to the average viewer. +--- 634921271 +>>634920786 +I will never watch Symphogear, if only because so many faggots on Animebytes love it. +--- 634921345 +>>634912462 +Favorite Shaman King girl? You better say Marion. +--- 634921458 +>>634920898 +What a fucking faggot +--- 634921473 +>>634918435 +Sailor Moon is in Japan, not modern USA. Shut the fuck up. +--- 634921665 +>>634889840 +>>634919987 +--- 634921687 +Mars, my love. +--- 634921719 +>>634919987 +... Griffith? +--- 634921862 +>>634911039 +Would that count for Haruka's introductory chapter where they think she is a man? +--- 634921884 +>>634918702 +what the fuck is this +--- 634921897 +>>634888485 +based +--- 634921910 +Season finale was a fucking mistake. +>Seething director cuck envious of Tuxedo Mask removed him from the show +>Transformed the Sailor Stars into trannies +>They literally act like Uranus and Neptune +>The other characters gets absolutely side lined +>Ussgi only needs to one shot every villain of the episode with her special move +>Again another "Sailor Jesus" shit from Usagi where she does a miracle and saves the day pacifist mode +It's so fucking shit it hurts! They clearly were not giving a shit anymore. +--- 634921938 +>LGBTranime +--- 634922515 +>>634921910 +>>Seething director cuck envious of Tuxedo Mask removed him from the show +Same thing happened in the manga though that one it was clear what happened while the anime just showed the plane lightning up +>>Transformed the Sailor Stars into trannies +Dont really understand what the difference is from the manga, they are wearing disguises in both. +>>They literally act like Uranus and Neptune +True, but at least they gave it some semblance of a personality to each one, Star Maker and Star Healer dont have any personalities iirc, they are just there to accompany Star Fighter +>The other characters gets absolutely side lined +Yep :/ +>>Ussgi only needs to one shot every villain of the episode with her special move +Isnt this true of the whole series? Isnt every fight just "let's fight the villain for 5 minutes until Usagi does the finishing move she could have done from the start"? +>>Again another "Sailor Jesus" shit from Usagi where she does a miracle and saves the day pacifist mode +Unlike the manga where she suddenly is on par with Sailor Galaxia and then stronger for no reason by the end of it? +My biggest gripe with the anime's fifth season is Chibichibi, is like every other season where they need to get the "important object"(Silver Crystal, Future Silver Crystal, Holy Grail, Golden Crystal) but instead of getting it by the midpoint or just in the end, they already have it from the get go and no one does anything other than say "she must be special, huh" but no one really tries to get some information out of her. +--- 634922739 +>>634922515 +>Dont really understand what the difference is from the manga, they are wearing disguises in both. +Stopped reading right here. Kill yourself you amerilard golem. diff --git a/v/634890475.txt b/v/634890475.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..de15b8446a10e97f4a8e7bb77375f74782bcf3cc --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634890475.txt @@ -0,0 +1,199 @@ +----- +--- 634890475 +why does every asian game look like japanese anime regardless of whether it came from china, korea, SEA or anywhere else within that area? +--- 634890547 +It's really easy to tell if something was drawn by a Korean. +--- 634890603 +>>634890547 +This. Korean digital art is incredibly recognizable. +--- 634890640 +>>634890475 (OP) +--- 634890739 +>>634890475 (OP) +Seductive toes. +--- 634890797 +>>634890475 (OP) +Anyone else finds it funny how Lana's mom has so many doujins but yet she doesn't even have a real name. +--- 634890918 +lickable ankles +--- 634891051 +>>634890475 (OP) +Koreans and Chinese have no originality. They're all soulless mass-producers. +--- 634891063 +feet? +--- 634891125 +OK BUT +THE NAVEL +--- 634891516 +>>634891464 +too dark +--- 634891616 +>>634890797 +She has a name, Mai Waifu. +--- 634891629 +>>634891051 +this +>generic kpoop +>chinese bootlegs and gachas +Although Japan has its own soulless mass-production gacha industry as well, unfortunately + +But you don't see Korea or China making something like Bloodborne or Elden Ring. Resident Evil 4, and so on... +--- 634891632 +>>634891516 +better? +--- 634892061 +>>634891632 +whew +--- 634892070 +>>634890475 (OP) +surien ashikoki +--- 634893905 +>>634891629 +the entire point of anime was to be easily mass produced +--- 634894298 +I heard she caught a Kyogre once. +--- 634894665 +>>634890475 (OP) +that's what transfers wealth from the west, so they're doing it +--- 634895069 +>>634894298 +i hear her name backwards was +--- 634895205 +>>634891464 +I don't know what it is about her face that reminds me of other characters. +They're not even related personality wise but they just exude the same form of elegance and formality that does things to my almonds, like C.C., Kurisu, Lucy from Edgerunners, Makima, Senjougahara, Ariane from Signalis, Raiden Ei, etc. + +Is it the eyelashes? The way the eyes are positioned? The proportions? Some artfag needs to help me here on why my brain catches this sort of thing as a specific archetype. +--- 634896023 +>>634890797 +she was never meant to be an actual character +--- 634896386 +>>634890475 (OP) +because asians like cute things +unlike the west +--- 634898203 +>>634896386 +do they though +--- 634898529 +>>634893905 +This, it's exactly like disney/warner bros cartoons. Keep the designs simple so that you can churn them out constantly. Then Disney discoverer Pixar and it was like the industrial revolution all over again. Except instead of smog and pollution, we are wading through mass produced 3d asset flips sharted out by Disney, Dreamworks and every other grubby no name trying to make a quick profit. +--- 634899172 +>>634890475 (OP) +Korea animates everything, they're the sweatshop of animation labor for every country including Japan. + +Outside of a few greats that pioneered anime in the early days, the majority of key art now is done for a few scenes and then everything is shipped off for the koreans to do 90% of the grunt work +--- 634899930 +>>634899172 +me in the bubble on the left +--- 634899947 +>>634890475 (OP) +My wife Suiren (Japanese for Lily pad) is le cute! +--- 634900765 +>>634898529 +>>634893905 +/ic/tranny cope, how are your ugly calarts/anime cross-breed abominations going? No one cares about your faggot board and you will die alone. +--- 634900845 +>>634900765 +holy seethe +--- 634900863 +>>634890475 (OP) +Because Chinks are innately incapable of originality or individual thought. +--- 634901136 +>>634899172 +Only good giantess image ever produced +--- 634902105 +>>634890475 (OP) +Japan has it's own style +China has no creativity and can only make soulless copies +Korea is only a little less soulless than China +--- 634902425 +>>634900845 +he got ya though +--- 634902457 +>>634902105 +this +--- 634902686 +i need to see more korean anime art to see if they have any oc +--- 634903389 +>>634900845 +>hurr durr buzzword knee-jerk reaction +--- 634904642 +>>634890475 (OP) +It's a style that's full of sole. +--- 634904673 +>>634890475 (OP) +sex feet +--- 634904772 +fuck you the raincoat doujin is canon. +--- 634904954 +>>634904642 +--- 634905019 +>>634890475 (OP) +>footfags +first thing i noticed was the tummy +--- 634907187 +>>634905019 +Pudgy loli tummies are one of the miracles of the universe +--- 634907280 +>>634907187 +>>634905019 +When will devs cater to navelords? +--- 634907435 +>>634890547 +>>634890603 +This, and not in a good way. I despise how soulless korean art and culture in general is, they really should've just stayed under Japanese control. +--- 634907637 +my cock is hard as rocks now, thanks /v/ +--- 634908070 +>>634907280 +>when you can recognize an artist from the tummy and bellybutton alone +ahhh why have i accumulated so much useless knowledge +--- 634909297 +>>634908070 +Name of the artist? +--- 634909421 +>>634909297 +Ponsuke +--- 634912425 +>>634891632 +>here's your final boss bro +--- 634913371 +>>634898203 +why do you think kpop is big at SEA. +All girls look cute +--- 634913806 +>>634912425 +haha... imagine if you lost to her and for punishment she shrinks you and force you to live in her shoe and feeding you of her foot grime and sweat...hahah... Wouldn't that be awesome? +--- 634913923 +>>634890475 (OP) +wow... legs... legs! legs legs legs!!!!!!!!!! +--- 634914417 +>>634890475 (OP) +Cute Lana +--- 634914709 +Because it's an attractive art style +--- 634914902 +>>634914417 +Severe lack of Lana in Lana threads. +--- 634915005 +>>634914902 +Aiding the cause +--- 634915059 +I want Lana and her sisters to tease and bully me with their feet +--- 634915316 +>>634901702 +blue toenail polish > all +--- 634918675 +based Lanabros +--- 634920145 +>>634915059 +femdomfags give footfags a bad name +--- 634922474 +>>634890475 (OP) +lillie is better +--- 634922568 +>>634890475 (OP) +LANA +ANAL +--- 634922580 +Gen 7 had the best lolis in the series. diff --git a/v/634891983.txt b/v/634891983.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bcfe295b9140a47a73669c4c17fd9569f7280fe3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634891983.txt @@ -0,0 +1,912 @@ +----- +--- 634891983 +I will now buy your game +--- 634892084 +fixed your pic OP +--- 634892169 +>>634891983 (OP) +not a fan of the khaki frame desu. I prefer it to just be all black if it's gonna be some soulless polymer shit all the way around +--- 634892319 +>>634892084 +*buys every game ever made* +--- 634892474 +>>634892319 +that's not possible +--- 634892478 +>>634891983 (OP) +I own a 57, i'd like to get the new one but getting this first gen one was a mistake enough. +--- 634892484 +>>634892084 +The most overrated pistol of all time. +--- 634892540 +>>634892484 +TWO WORLD WARS +--- 634892683 +>>634892478 +Why? I'm not a /k/fag +--- 634892758 +>>634892084 +for me its the big 1911 +--- 634892818 +>>634892683 +It is not a terrible useful firearm in terms of actual things you'd ever use a gun for, it is a great range gun (a gun you just use to have fun, shoot at his, and enjoy the experience, much like any Desert Eagle model) but that's about it. To make no mention of how expensive the fucking ammunition is. +--- 634892863 +I will now buy your game +--- 634893074 +>>634891983 (OP) +*pirates your gun* +--- 634893101 +>>634892540 +>two world wars of being a side arm and having 0 impact in the outcome of the war +Nice reddit meme +--- 634893138 +I just like Berettas +They're neat +--- 634893143 +>>634893074 +>Ruger +Their whole business model is pirating, the only ones who are more shameless is fucking Taurus. +--- 634893206 +This is what men want. +C96 > 1911 +--- 634893227 +>>634893138 +>92 series love +based +>not stock +>not samurai edge +faggot +--- 634893247 +>>634893138 +>mass of the fermenting dregs +uhh zased? +--- 634893248 +>>634892484 +t. glockie +--- 634893252 +for me, its the MAC 10 every time if a game has it. im not even a gunfag +--- 634893260 +>>634891983 (OP) +Five-Seven is the best pistol in Tarkov and so satisfying to use. +--- 634893297 +>>634892084 +I'm not much of a gun nut IRL, but I really like the feel of hardwood grips on pistols. Maybe its the boomer in me but they just feel right +--- 634893313 +>>634893143 +There is nothing wrong with making affordable guns for people who aren't dick-measuring by their lower's rollmark. +--- 634893345 +>>634893227 +It's a 92LTT RDO with NP3 coat and obligatory trigger job. A very fine gun and shooting it is delightful +--- 634893357 +>>634891983 (OP) +Why does this gun stagger so easily? +I gave it a go on professional and it made the game feel like normal difficulty. +--- 634893360 +>>634893313 +If you are defending Ruger, I agree. If you are defending Taurus, I do not speak to Brazilians. +--- 634893441 +>>634893360 +I will always defend Ruger simply on the basis of how quickly they began pumping out regular capacity magazines and making weird guns before Bill was even cold in his six-foot hole. +--- 634893609 +>>634893313 +Can't say how much I agree. + +What's wrong with just wanting a basic ass gun you can blast someone with if they're in your house? +--- 634893663 +>>634892818 +fort hood would disagree but yea the ammo is a fucking nightmare, god help you if you want anything fancier than basic bitch federals +--- 634893737 +>>634893360 +Taurus endorsed and aided the Brazilian government in gun confiscation. They are not a trustworthy company. Love rugers though. +--- 634894050 +>>634893663 +It's a gun, it still kills things. If you want a gun that does that, literally any will do. That sperg would have done just as much damage with a 9mm. +--- 634894214 +>>634891983 (OP) +games need more tiny revolvers, they're all about the big bore ones or 357's unless it takes place in the old west +>>634893206 +I own a mauser in 7.63 mauser and don't own a 1911. would rather have a 1911 in any sort of combat/survival situation because if shit breaks or needs to be cleaned the 1911 is stupid easy to take down and the mauser is built like a watch +>>634893737 +bill ruger was a grabber too but I guess since he's dead it doesn't matter that much +--- 634894390 +>>634891983 (OP) +i will now buy your game +and also open some bottles +--- 634894586 +>game has realistic shotgun range/damage dropoff +instant cum + +>>634894214 +>smaller frame revolvers +agreed +--- 634894705 +I don't care if it's featured everywhere. It's still one of the most aesthetic handguns out there. +--- 634894873 +>>634894705 +I cannot recall a game that featured a 92FSC, i've only ever seen one irl. +--- 634894908 +>>634891983 (OP) +Two tone colors are hideous +--- 634895242 +>>634891983 (OP) +I've wanted to get a five-seven so bad but the ammo price keeps me away. One of my favorite looking handguns next to the beretta and the 1911. +--- 634895337 +>>634893138 +>92LTT RDO +Opinion of the 92 xl sao? +--- 634895362 +>>634894873 +Isn't the Samurai Edge modeled after it? +--- 634895392 +>>634895362 +No, the Samurai Edge is a full-sized 92FS. +--- 634895419 +everyone ITT has a stolen valor +--- 634895427 +>>634893206 +The C96 is the best looking handgun ever made imo +--- 634895446 +>>634893138 +>Mass of Fermenting Dregs +--- 634895519 +>>634895419 +What? No one here is claiming to be a veteran or serviceman. +--- 634895551 +>>634895419 +you don't need a fuckin CIB to own a gun lmao +--- 634895590 +>>634893074 +>Ruger +Based Pirates +--- 634895665 +You cannot name 5 games with a CZ-75 in them +I'll even give you Operation Flashpoint: Resistance for free +--- 634895698 +>>634895419 +>Eurocuck cannot fathom people owning firearms +--- 634895805 +>>634891983 (OP) +>>634893074 +>>634893260 +Why do (((ammo companies))) charge two-three times the price for a necked down 556? +--- 634895860 +>>634895551 +>you don't need a fuckin CIB to own a gun lmao +obviously i'm just pretending to be retarded +--- 634895931 +>>634895805 +The only people who own a firearm chambered in 5.7x28 are spergs and they know what they got themselves into. FN had their balls in a vicegrip for years and they were perfectly willing to leave it be, because the polymer meme machine is popular and unique. That's why. +--- 634896039 +>>634894705 +The 92FS is as close to art as a gun is going to get. +--- 634896051 +the five-seven is a weird gun. it's way bigger than you expect it to be and it has a plastic slide. +--- 634896280 +>>634892084 +>What is this, what are you doing, Browning? +>Succeeding you +--- 634896326 +for me it's +--- 634896435 +>>634891983 (OP) +Just finished a pistol only run of Remake 4 and this thing absolutely shits on the original Punisher just pisses out bullets +--- 634896508 +>>634893247 +>>634895446 +t. youtube rec fags +--- 634896586 +>>634891983 (OP) +the fort hood shooting is a fn plot to prove that 5.7 is lethal. +--- 634896630 +>>634893138 +>that picture +You're mentally ill and people should avoid your ass at all costs. +--- 634896692 +>>634891983 (OP) +>overpriced 22 magnum +>somehow appealing to brainlets +--- 634896904 +MK23 Socom +--- 634897170 +>>634893138 +>beretta +Based +>everything else +Cringe +--- 634897476 +>>634897170 +>iron sight on the beretta as god intended +>aug +my nigga +--- 634897561 +Never been bad in any game I've played +--- 634898242 +>>634891983 (OP) +I will now buy your game +--- 634898417 +>>634893357 +It's called being realistic. 57 uses 5.7×28mm ammo type which is used by SMGs rather than standard 9mm used by pistols. 57 hits like a rock IRL too and usually penetrates kevlars. +--- 634898432 +>>634891983 (OP) +wow op a gun! never seen a game with one of those +--- 634898504 +>>634895665 +Call of Duty Black Ops +--- 634898554 +>>634895665 +Don't the police in Arma 2 also carry them? +--- 634898604 +How do laser sights work anyway? You stare at a laser, but they laser somehow doesn't hit your eye? +--- 634898640 +>>634896904 +Tactial USPs are kino +--- 634898738 +this thread is giving me a boner +--- 634898948 +>>634893252 +furfag +--- 634899175 +Shit thread, get off my /v/. +--- 634899215 +>>634893143 +They make only truly silenced pistols. +--- 634899464 +>>634899215 +>1911 grips +fuck that. the regular grips are better. +also tons of companies make pistols that can be suppressed +--- 634899602 +>>634899464 +are they as quiet as a silenced 22 +--- 634900746 +>>634899602 +tons of companies make .22 pistols +--- 634901195 +>Why yes this shooter was made between 1996 to 2011, how could you tell? +--- 634902160 +>>634893206 +Why not both +1911 not pictured because I'm at work and don't have a picture of it on my phone +--- 634902217 +>>634892169 +someone from /k/ redpill me on polymer. Is it inferior to metal? Superior? +--- 634902294 +>>634893357 +Retard. It has the lowest stagger rate out of em all. You would be correct if you were speaking of sentinel 9/SG +--- 634902337 +>>634893313 +>>634893609 +Unfathomably based +--- 634902351 +>>634897170 +Don't drop it lol +--- 634902482 +>>634902217 +It's plastic. It's lighter by mass, but lacks the same amount of structural integrity. Advances in the tech make it indistinguishable in terms of resilience for most handgun frames. +--- 634902582 +>>634896508 +Nigger I've been listening to the band since before you started visiting 4chan. Anybody with official physical media or merch of MotFD is based as fuck +--- 634902610 +>ten bullets cost as much as gun +defend this +--- 634902630 +>>634902217 +It's cheaper and lighter. It can be inferior but most of the time it doesn't really make a difference in the strength of a handgun. +--- 634902697 +>>634902217 +Polymer's advantages are weight(much fucking lighter than metal) and cheaper cost in general. +Steel's advantages are the heavier weight makes for more manageable use, and it can stand up to wear and tear better. + +Of course, this sort of shit is generally irrelevant in the long term which is why polymer is so dominant in the market and in terms of professional use. +--- 634902751 +>>634902630 +>>634902217 +I forgot to mention that some companies like to make functional components out of polymer and those can wear out really quickly. It doesn't really matter if the frame is made out of polymer. +--- 634903604 +>>634902294 +I says it has low stagger but I can literally 1 or 2 shot everyone in professional. +--- 634903808 +>>634892863 +Still the best SMG ever created +--- 634903943 +half you cucks probably live in countries where you can't even own them and would be afraid to if you could. +--- 634903969 +>>634896904 +Didn't this gun have insane requirements? +--- 634904291 +>>634893260 +ENTER +--- 634904295 +>>634891983 (OP) +REemake4's Five seveN Suuuuuuuuuuuuux +--- 634904332 +>>634903969 +Yeah it was fucking huge. One big thing the USP did was that all its incarnations were considerably smaller compared to the Mk 23, which was almost 10 inches long even before you put on the quieter. +--- 634904365 +>>634903943 +I bet my state's gunlaws are better than yours, bitch +--- 634904456 +I will now spend $200 buying swimsuit pngs from your game +--- 634904498 +>>634896280 +JMB designed them both retard +--- 634905484 +>>634891983 (OP) +>remake is soulles +--- 634905746 +>>634903969 +you should watch forgotten weapons videos on the project, but yeah the gun is basically AK tier indestructible +--- 634905751 +>>634892863 +Most boring gun in every video game ever +--- 634907179 +>>634891983 (OP) +this has to be the ugliest handgun ever made +current year manufacturers are unable to design something better than the 1911 and the 92 +--- 634907207 +>>634904291 +>*effectively removes PS12B from the game* +u like comrade))))))))))))))) (head, eyes) +--- 634907253 +>>634902217 +No idea myself as the person you responded to technically but I just see it used a lot for guns and figured that's what it was in this image too. I prefer wood sticks and grips on guns desu +--- 634907352 +>>634896904 +Is this the MGS1 handgun of choice (for solid)? +--- 634907532 +>>634905484 +good god what were they thinking? +--- 634908223 +>>634892084 +btw M1 Carbine was introduced to replace M1911, so that non-frontline staff could actually get hits just in case of engagement. +--- 634908408 +>>634907532 +they were thinking "ruger outsold us so people must just think the 57 is prettier" +--- 634908458 +based /k/ bros thread +--- 634908986 +>>634891983 (OP) +God I want a gun so bad. But because I live in fucking Germany I cant even own one. The only thing legal here are those pistols that are supossed to scare away animals with noise. +--- 634909067 +what are some games with a lot of realistic guns? i haven't played anything like that in 50 years +--- 634909141 +>>634908986 +have you considered moving to switzerland? +--- 634909181 +>>634909067 +come home white man +https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Escape_from_Tarkov +--- 634909225 +>>634897561 +Which is in stark contrast to how much of a piece of shit it is IRL +This thing's popularity got by on looks alone +--- 634909245 +>>634909181 +single player +--- 634909282 +>>634909141 +Nah I dont think they would want me in Switzerland. Ive considered getting a hunting Pass wich would allow gun ownership but its difficult to get. +--- 634909375 +>>634909245 +>shitter got filtered by braindead faggots running meta builds +lol +--- 634909390 +>>634909181 +>Tarkov players +>white +--- 634909456 +>>634909375 +...what? +--- 634909482 +>>634902217 +TLDR Polymer is reinforced plastic. So many gun frames use it now because the reinforcement methods have gotten so good for durability and because it's significantly lighter than metal. You only really start running into problems when the manufacturer is using too much polymer for the internal components of the gun. +Whether it's inferior or superior as a frame material is entirely dependent on what kind of ammunition the gun is firing. For most handgun calibers it's probably better off using polymer for weight considerations. But full power rifle cartridges will not do with mostly polymer frames, the pressures are too high. +--- 634909547 +>>634892863 +i will now buy your game +--- 634909563 +>>634905484 +There's no fucking way that's what the actual new generation of Five-SeveN looks like +I refuse to believe it +--- 634909607 +>>634902160 +>9 on the handle +basedcringe +--- 634909621 +>>634909375 +How long are Tarkov fags going to pretend that their game doesn't have an immense cheater problem +--- 634909736 +>>634909067 +>>634909245 +theres still no game like that, even now with the massive boom of gun culture/le john wick shit +theres a couple quarter baked indie games that can be played single player (coop oriented), like ready or not or ground branch but theyre dog shit and the devs suck +--- 634909741 +>We need.. urm well.. do we really need this? +--- 634909763 +>>634909621 +It is real but also overblown +Depends on how close to China you live +--- 634909765 +>>634909375 +You'll have to forgive me if I don't find it enjoyable that the majority of my deaths by the time I quit had become head, eyes. +--- 634909792 +>>634909547 +I can't think of a single game where you can have the stock on an MP5K aside from Hitman Blood Money +--- 634909862 +>>634909792 +the og +--- 634909864 +>>634909792 +that ruins the cool factor +--- 634909876 +>>634909792 +If it has the stock it's usually the side-folder, not the collapsible +--- 634909939 +>>634909864 +The Matrix is one of the few movies that was so good that I can't even try to give a fuck about the silly shit it did with guns +--- 634909960 +>>634894873 +Mostly I've seen military variant in shooter games +--- 634910079 +>>634909741 +i feel like i should hate this but i kinda don't +--- 634910186 +>>634910079 +Its my 'go to' for engineer in BF3/BF4 +--- 634910640 +>>634894390 +>being a diaperfag +--- 634910861 +>>634896904 +--- 634911027 +For me, it's the G36C. +--- 634911229 +>>634909607 +Well it is chambered in 9mm. So I feel the red 9 larp is fair even if it's just an m30 +--- 634911468 +>>634902217 +A lot of anons have given basic reasons why polymer is used (and they're all right), but ultimately it comes down to the mechanics of the firearm, economics, and safety. +Modern polymers are incredibly durable and outperform poor quality metal at a lower price point: why have shitty steel when you could have stronger plastic for the same price? +Areas that are prone to excessive low stress wear (such as being torn up by taking it in and out of a holster or gripping it) are commonly made of plastic because it's easier for the user to replace a plastic component than a metal one. +Plastic gets brittle under stress (so does metal), but if the firearm catastrophically fails (ie explodes) it's obviously sub-optimal to have anything detonate in your hands, but having plastic fly at your face is preferable to shards of metal. +Plastic doesn't respond to changes in temperature (until it melts/burns under continuous heat), but metal contracts in the cold and expands in the heat: components that need a tight fit are better off being made out of plastic (or titanium, but that's usually way too expensive). +Moving parts always get eroded: a cheap plastic part is easier to replace than a dense metal part. Whenever you use something mechanical it is always actively damaging itself, so the designers consider what components are disposable for the user. +Weight isn't solely because of user strength: the weight helps control recoil and accuracy, as well as the firearm's function. When the cartridge fires it is using force to operate the mechanism and feed another cartridge. That force is dependent on the weight of the components being moved. If the gun is too light it will be hard to control, if it's too heavy then the cartridge will lack the power needed to operate the mechanisms involved. Different cartridges (even brands within the same calibre) have different preferences. Wolff for example is a brand of ammo that makes their own aftermarket parts specialised for their ammo +--- 634911609 +Hi +--- 634911640 +>>634911609 +>is a massive piece of shit irl +--- 634911667 +>>634911640 +How so? +--- 634911873 +>>634911667 +Same with the VSS and all 9x39 meme guns, they might have been hot shit back in the 80s but they can't penetrate modern armor, those suppressors are beyond ancient in design and they have pistol-length barrels. A regular 5.45/5/56 carbine would be better in almost every way. +--- 634911951 +>>634911873 +Thanks /k/ man for explanation +I just like the design +--- 634911978 +I will now consider buying a second copy of your game. +--- 634912206 +>have to choose between Samurai Edge and Mk.23 + +I fucking hate being a poor +--- 634912207 +I have a thing for any game that allows me to spend most of my time using pistols only, especially if there's long slides in them + +There's really nothing as sexy as a long slide, revolvers are cool too +--- 634912323 +>>634911951 +Oh they're sexy as hell and generally great in whatever games they're in. I even bought an airshit one because of STALKER. +--- 634912438 +>game pays respects to previous titles before it +--- 634912439 +>>634912206 +That specific samurai edge was made by a dude who posted it all the time on /k/ way back +--- 634912472 +NGL bros, I love chink weapon aesthetics and any game that has one. +--- 634912556 +More games need this little bastard, I became a fan +--- 634912596 +>>634891983 (OP) +I will now buy a gun. +--- 634912703 +>>634912596 +>yes, this is just what my home defense firearm needs, more potential points of failure! +--- 634912718 +>>634892683 +5.7mm is specialised for armour penetration. That's a niche in handguns because someone using one isn't likely to encounter someone hostile wearing armour. In a soft target, 5.7 zips through them causing minimal cavitation (a small wound channel rather than a big one which obviously causes more damage). +With handguns, you don't typically want bullets to do that. Especially from a law enforcement/self defence perspective where if you miss a shot you want it to bury itself in a wall stud, not punch right through into the next property and hit a bystander. +There's also been a recent study into the veracity of FN's claims, and it's been found that 5.7's capabilities are actually equal, or close enough that it doesn't make a significant difference, to rival similar cartridges that are far cheaper. +It's also just an odd proposed use case: an armour penetrating, accurate, short cartridge is all well and good, but for a handgun? Handguns are always going to be restricted in accuracy by their low mass, short barrel, and low sight radius (distance between front and rear sights). It's all well and good for a PDW (personal defence weapon; essentially a compact carbine typically for vehicle crews which won't take up space but can still put holes in an enemy soldier wearing armour with more effectiveness than a pistol calibre SMG), which is what 5.7mm was designed for, but for a handgun? If you're fighting someone who has a rifle and you've only got a handgun, the odds aren't on your side regardless of the ammo used. +Ultimately 5.7mm has a niche purpose and isn't going to be appropriate to the majority of use cases. If you're shooting a soft target, use 10mm or any other comparable cartridge. If you're shooting a hard target, take a rifle. +--- 634912732 +>>634912596 +>Ian shills this gun +>suddenly see mentions of it everywere +I get it, it's a cool firearm but I prefer not to "charge" weapons at the charging station +--- 634912737 +>>634904291 +What the hell is this? A Russian Mateba? +I love it +--- 634912758 +>>634912703 +Seems to work just fine this time. +--- 634912819 +>>634912758 +And you know this from one video from the guy who notoriously sells out and shills for any company that pays him enough now that he can't get that sweet RIA money? +--- 634912832 +>>634891983 (OP) +>game has Australian guns +--- 634912885 +>>634912737 +its a 12.7mm. +--- 634912976 +>we need a futuristic type handgun +>say no more senpai +--- 634912979 +>>634912885 +What the flying fuck +An elephant rifle in a mateba revolver format?? +--- 634913051 +>>634891983 (OP) +>That awful shitsmear color +What the fuck were they thinking? +--- 634913089 +>>634912976 +>Heat sinks on revolver +What +--- 634913101 +>>634909225 + +the only factor important to a weapon is how cool it looks, so that it can be an actually good gun in vidyer gaemz. Being useful irl is just a neat side-effect. +--- 634913109 +>>634912819 +yes +--- 634913147 +>>634913051 +Dying for Israel in some dusty sandpit +--- 634913218 +>>634891983 (OP) +Is it possible to get a Jericho that doesn't say made in Israel on it? Kinda like how some Glocks say US or Austria. +--- 634913327 +>>634912976 +>here's your tactical revolver bro +--- 634913380 +>>634913218 +wouldn't Palestinian blood be on it either way? +--- 634913476 +>>634902582 +right +--- 634913510 +Silenced uzi instantly makes the game way better. +--- 634913545 +>>634913380 +Yes, don't much care for Israel but I like the shape of the gun, simple as', don't wanna look down and see the name though +--- 634913634 +>>634913051 +Main reason why militaries or police want non-black furniture is because black parts heat up during the day especially if you carry it in the open, and because they still want a dark color that doesn't stick out, you get some ugly shade of shit color instead. +--- 634913650 +>>634913510 + +bitches leave +--- 634913712 +>>634913510 +I vastly prefer the original +--- 634913834 +>>634913712 +the uzi was a service weapon before the mac was a sparkle in ingram's eye. +--- 634913861 +>>634913834 +I think he might be talking about the one in the holster. +--- 634913878 +>>634913712 +uzi predates the mac-10 by a decade, baka +--- 634913895 +>>634913861 +pretty sure thats also a mac +--- 634913927 +>>634909067 +They've stopped making fun games 50 years ago. +--- 634913989 +>>634913895 +Now I'm seeing a mac. Photo looks too grainy to tell. +--- 634914023 +>>634909181 +>searching for irl gear/gun advice +>all the results are about airshit and tarkov +Just LARP innawoods like a respectable person. +--- 634914106 +>>634913989 +its definitely a mac. its got the pistol grip "add-on" flare and the fold-down stock. +--- 634914123 +Loading every cartridge individually>le fast tactical reloads. +Wish more games did this. +--- 634914135 +Which video game has the most diverse assortment of usable firearms? +--- 634914234 +I prefer my 80's survival armaments +--- 634914404 +>>634909621 +Forever. DW though, that expose on cheats kinda killed Tarkov. There's probably half or even less the players it had before that came out. +--- 634914584 +>>634897170 +why are you so autistic +--- 634914645 +>>634892084 +Don't fix what ain't broke. +--- 634914669 +>>634911873 +300 memeout cant penetrate either but somehow thats the newest craze +--- 634914714 +>>634893138 +This is based and cringe at the same time. Old TON rules! +--- 634914820 +Anyone else kind of tired of the same black/desert colored guns in games? When did gamers started to masturbate to mil-shit? No matter what FPS you play its literally the same fucking wepaons over and over again, how is that exciting? +--- 634914874 +>>634914135 +The first State of Decay probably had the most amount of usable weapons in total for a vidya of its time. Especially for a zambie killing title. Compared to the rather anemic selection that the 2nd game has now its a damn shame really. I think it was around 180 guns in total stretched across all three DLCs. +--- 634914891 +>>634914820 +>why do modern settings have modern guns +--- 634914895 +>>634909067 +Ground Branch. +--- 634914923 +>>634913510 +longer mac10 +--- 634914954 +>>634913712 +TWO macs??? +--- 634915069 +>>634914874 +I have that game and i flat out dont believe you. +--- 634915140 +>>634909245 +You can always run with the SP mod. Just don't say shit about using it because the salty vodkanigs will ban your ass. +--- 634915181 +>>634915069 +https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/State_of_Decay +176 with the expansions +--- 634915260 +>>634914874 +Supposedly they consulted /k/ for weapon selections, back when /k/ wasn't as shit as it has been since 2016. +--- 634915541 +>>634915260 +That must've been a long ass time ago. They wouldn't admit to doing that kind of thing now. +--- 634915563 +>>634909736 +STALKER GAMMA is the only thing I've found that's close, but the gun customization is not on the same level. Still has great variety in firearms with upgrades/attachments to an extent. +--- 634915649 +Canaan made me want one stupid bad. +Wound up getting an Inox 92 first because the Black Lagoonfag in me came first, but I still need it. +--- 634915809 +>>634909736 +There was a Stalker copycat mixed with Streets of Rogue that released a while back that dialed pretty hard into the gun autism. It was pixelshit but you could cock around with different attachments and scopes. Total Survey or some shit I can't remember what the name was but there was a demo for it from the last festival. +--- 634915868 +>>634915563 +sure but its still just a mod for an ancient game +he was asking if theres anything new and unfortunately weve been in a drought since 2005 +--- 634916235 +>>634914123 +I think Hunt: Showdown is the only recent example I see of that. +--- 634916524 +>>634915181 +Okay the guy who wrote this description is 100% a cunnyfag +--- 634916559 +>>634891983 (OP) +Isn't getting 5.7 ammo for this gun costly as fuck in the States? Also can you legally own armor piercing rounds, or will the ATF be all over you for possessing them? +--- 634916608 +>>634914123 +>i-is that 0.5 seconds of downtime?!?!HEEEELP I'M dopamine-starving!!! heeeelp +--- 634916639 +Which one of these is the best? +--- 634916875 +>>634916559 +yeah its pretty pricy but you can own ap rounds for now until one or two cops get shot through their armor then itll be outlawed +--- 634917281 +>>634916559 +>>634916875 +I'm pretty sure AP 'pistol' ammo is still banned because muh cop killers +--- 634917289 +>>634893138 +>youtube reccomendation-core music taste +--- 634917290 +>>634916639 +by the looks i like the swiss one + sig + hk +--- 634917347 +>>634917281 +>>634916875 +what else would you need ap rounds for anyway +lots of robbers with bullet proof vests in your country? +--- 634917372 +>>634915181 +holy shit its true, i apologise. +Also holy shit what autism have i found, what is this wiki? +--- 634917384 +>>634917347 +>need +--- 634917501 +>>634916639 +The fat Italian +--- 634917514 +>>634917347 +armor is developing fast and getting affordable +even the new kevlar can stop rifle rounds +--- 634917535 +>>634917384 +now imagine ghetto "black people" with ap rounds, is that something you would want? +--- 634917563 +>>634891983 (OP) +At least post a good looking gun +--- 634917565 +>>634916639 +H&K never fails. +--- 634917573 +>>634916639 +>dude which one of these identical black rifles is teh bestest!? +--- 634917623 +>>634917535 +Cluch them pea- cartridges? +--- 634917630 +>>634916639 +>literally everything is just an AR now +--- 634917878 +>>634891983 (OP) +>Gets featured in game +>It's always in 9mm +God fucking damnit, I don't think I've seen a single game feature the P226 in .40 aside from an old flash game. Counter Strike is also the only game I've seen it with .357 +--- 634918308 +>>634897561 +>>634909225 +>Successor is better in every single way +>Barely featured in any media +It's not fucking fair +--- 634918457 +>>634917573 +That's why it's important to figure out which ones are good, so you don't accidentally get a dogshit one when you ask for "the black rifle". +--- 634918564 +>>634911027 +>Plastic receiver melts from the summer heat +--- 634918615 +>>634918564 +hi Buzzfeed! +--- 634918673 +>>634916639 +Globo-homo tools. +--- 634918734 +I will now buy your game +--- 634918818 +>>634918673 +I don't see any Russian guns in that image +--- 634918825 +>>634893138 +I saw you on /hifi/. +--- 634918826 +>>634918564 +Dude it's A MYTH watch Forgotten Goyarms +--- 634918927 +>>634918734 +--- 634918997 +>>634893138 +--- 634919040 +>>634917878 +Stalker has the P220 in .45, IIRC. +--- 634919052 +>>634918997 +kek +--- 634919131 +>>634893138 +TON, damn shitty music +--- 634919198 +>>634893227 +>not samurai edge +I really want to get one some day, absolutely beautiful thing. +--- 634919202 +>>634919131 +yeah, who doesn't listen to nigger rap these days, right? +--- 634919437 +>>634891983 (OP) +>OG 57 without the gay rails +I will now buy your game +--- 634919462 +>>634894705 +What about the 93R from Parasite Eve? +--- 634919521 +>>634914123 +Play Isonzo +--- 634919587 +>>634917372 +The holy grail of vidya gun autism. Check out the Far Cry 2 entry for some light keks. +--- 634919616 +>>634919521 +>mp +Meh, give me sp or give me death +--- 634919809 +>>634919616 +You will be playing it sp because shes pretty dead outside of US/EU. At least you have bots to shoot and most of the old commands still work so you can bump the numbers up to 120 v 120. If your rig doesn't explode from the strain. +--- 634920109 +>>634913712 +mac10 seems like such a cool weapon. Something about a 9mm bullet hose that can fit in your trousers just speaks to me. +--- 634920279 +>>634895337 +The point of the Beretta is to have that reliable sweet DA pull as well imo. It's a great alternative to a 2011 i will say that if that's what you want +>>634918825 +Why hello there +>>634917289 +Those work now? I only ever see the most trite and normie shit on recommendations I just used uMatrix to block that entire section from YouTube +Also all the stupid banners and shit. +--- 634920450 +>>634904498 +Yeah he created a way better version of the 1911 by making the hi power +--- 634920469 +>>634913510 +Shadow Warrior was probably one of the best deciptions of them. It felt fucking great spamming a few dozen rounds down to a horde of enemies in between rockets, grenades and shotgun blasts. +--- 634920528 +>>634891983 (OP) +Ugliest pistol in history +--- 634920529 +>>634920279 +>heres my cool music collection alongside my guns :) +ugh +--- 634920547 +>>634919809 +Ok, i'll try it, thanks +--- 634920548 +>>634920279 +Blame Plastic Love. Ever since that song got uplifted by the algorithm tons of jap stuff started doing the rounds. That band in particular being one of the major offenders. +--- 634920608 +>>634920548 +>popular = bad +--- 634920701 +>>634920529 +Take this and kvetch +>>634920548 +Huh. I don't remember Plastic Love at all. +Has Melt-Banan and tricot blown up too? +Or Polkadot Stingray +--- 634920732 +>>634918308 +ugly as sin +--- 634920751 +>>634920547 +>/setbotsfill 240 +>/setfillbots 240 +Otherwise type /help in a private game to see what the command is. +--- 634920768 +What kind of guns do you guys would like to see mre frequntly in vido games ? +--- 634920815 +>>634918308 +Aesthetics > Functionality +--- 634920889 +>>634920768 +What the fuck is that grammar, this better be a mod. +--- 634920942 +>>634920701 +Maybe I haven't seen any of those in my recs. +--- 634920950 +>>634920889 +Fan translation +Please understand +--- 634921035 +>>634920889 +Sorry, Work In Progress. +--- 634921119 +>>634920768 +Winchester 1895 +Lebel 1886 +Vetterli-Vitali +--- 634921224 +>>634893206 +--- 634921493 +>>634920942 +Stay ahead of the curve and give tricot a listen +They're good +--- 634921540 +>>634921035 +do I detect a hint of the laser cannon or whatever it was called from ss13 in the lower left? +--- 634921745 +>>634897561 +it sucks in half life diff --git a/v/634892817.txt b/v/634892817.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..94db03165bc55ed4841a40c9af80ff90fc5f7ed9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634892817.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1089 @@ +----- +--- 634892817 +>Screen uses 65% sRGB equivalent to hardware from 2008 +>Valve charges 530$+Tax for this + +Why do deckies defend this? +--- 634892934 +I dont know what any of that shit means or why i should care im just happy to have something as powerful as an xbone I can play on the plane +--- 634893069 +>>634892817 (OP) +We don't care about the screen, we care about the hardware performance. Its plays a ton of stuff and emulates a ton of stuff. Its like a mobile console, not some shitty handheld. +--- 634893445 +>>634892817 (OP) +>>634893131 → +--- 634893495 +>>634893069 +the hardware is dogshit +--- 634893804 +>>634892817 (OP) +>>634893495 +So don't buy it. +--- 634893862 +>>634892817 (OP) +I use mine docked. Not my problem +--- 634893996 +>>634893862 +Why? It's just a shitty overpriced prebuilt at that point. +--- 634894046 +>>634892934 +this, screen looks good to me playing ps1 games +--- 634894721 +>>634892934 +>>634894046 +Yeah the screen looks fine +--- 634894943 +>>634892817 (OP) +in the steam forums, deck users are the new ultra wide chumps +>why no ultrawide? +>why no steamdeck support? +--- 634895283 +How do I get my hotkey settings to save correctly in retroarch? Its annoying to reset them every time. +--- 634896540 +>>634893996 +Couch gaming with a controller. I like being able to play most of my steam library on the TV +--- 634897536 +>>634892817 (OP) +Totally worth it +--- 634898297 +>>634892817 (OP) +>>Valve charges 530$+Tax for this +$399 actually +--- 634898361 +>>634898297 +450$ after tax+ memory upgrade, 500$. That's the base model. So no you're wrong. +--- 634898457 +>>634898361 +>$500 +>Said $530+tax in op +? +--- 634898781 +>>634898457 + +Base model is 400$+tax depending on where you live, memory upgrade, screen protector since steam deck has no gorilla glass or protection = 500$ easily + +Middle priced model is 530$+tax and a screen protector= 600$ + +High end model with antiglare 650$+tax=700$ + +Are deckies really this dumb they can't calculate tax and other things you need to buy when spending 400$+ on a handheld console. Even people that buy switches buy screen protectors and cases, that's an easy 40$ added on. +--- 634898932 +>>634894721 +>retro achievements +--- 634899291 +2008 was the last time video games were good so I fail to see the issue +--- 634899308 +>>634898781 +Imagine living in a country where you have to calculate tax on top of everything +--- 634899374 +>>634898781 +this pajeet retard has been trying to push screen protectors for the last 3 threads as some sort of necessity or else his elaborate schizo rambling falls apart, lmao +--- 634899517 +>>634899374 +>500$ for 2008 shitty tablet screen hardware is a good value + +The deckie seethes. +--- 634899531 +>>634899308 +This is the real reason americans hate taxes so much, they are aware of just how much money the government is taking from them. +--- 634899629 +>>634899517 +I can't help but notice you stopped shilling for the asus bootleg chink handheld after your last 3 threads getting got BTFO'd :^) +--- 634899759 +>>634899374 +I don't understand why he's making a deal about them, I mean, they cost like 10 dollars for a pack of 3. +--- 634899775 +>BTFO'S THE STEAM DICK +>8X MORE POWERFUL +>1080p75hz 99%sRGB $100 21" MONITOR INSTEAD OF THE STEAM DICKS 800p60hz 65%sRGB SCAM +>I can't help but notice you stopped shilling for the asus bootleg chin-ACK! + +https://pcpartpicker.com/list/JTFb78 +--- 634899846 +>>634898932 +I usually have it off but its fun on some +>>634898781 +>Screen protectors +lol +lmao. What are you doing that its getting scratched? Its has a case it comes with so its already safe in any bag. You dont even need the internal replacement since you can use an SD card but its nice to have. +--- 634899872 +Why are 98% of deck threads made on /v/ negative? +--- 634899890 +>>634899846 +>What are you doing that its getting scratched? +>the deckie reveals that they just play their decks in bed +--- 634899912 +>>634899775 +Cool, but I can't play it on my bed. +--- 634899962 +>>634892817 (OP) +Writing an academic paper, what is a good source for preconfiged rom packs? +--- 634899970 +>>634899872 +Because it shits on the switch and that's not okay. +--- 634899998 +>>634899970 +The switch is shit too, nobody is defending it deckie. +--- 634900004 +>>634899872 +Every game discussed on /v/ is mostly negative whining. +--- 634900047 +>>634899872 +unavailable in third world shitholes like India so OP has make several cope threads a day every day +--- 634900057 +>>634892817 (OP) +posting in this thread from my deck, ask me anything +--- 634900068 +>>634899890 +If you play it in public how is it getting scratched huh? +>>634899872 +Because there are a few weirdos that spam threads daily about it being "bad" +--- 634900096 +>>634893069 +Everyone cares about color thing don't pretend +--- 634900127 +The plugin that adds music for each game is neat +--- 634900205 +>>634900068 +>threads daily about it being "bad" +It's not a bad console if you're a normie who is easily scammed and is willing to spend 500$ for a gimmick. + +It is bad for an enthusiast who actually expects to get a quality experience handheld and doesn't take gimmicks for an actual product. +--- 634900216 +>>634899775 +Who would buy such a cheap piece of shit desktop PC? +--- 634900258 +>>634899775 +lmao you got humiliated so hard in your last 3 shill threads that you're now afraid to reply directly, you absolute coward + +nice of you to make sure your prices are in USD instead of Rupees like last time! LOL +--- 634900318 +>>634892817 (OP) +after buying a 100% srgb monitor, anything under that looks like absolute trash +--- 634900342 +>>634893069 +My ASUS rog phone 5 has really bad ghosting on dark colors, so bad infact I had to change my clover theme to grey. +I bet they will have that on the companion or whatever it's called. +--- 634900393 +Valve victims are permenant victims. They are loosers incarnate. They arr cancer. You can't help them, it is too late for them. You can only kill them. +--- 634900512 +>>634899872 +>>634900068 +I bet the daily deck bashing threads are the autismo artifact anon +--- 634900535 +>buy steam deck +>amazing piece of hardware +>just playing idle games and pokemmo while watching tv/movies +>might get octopath traveller 2 when it gets on sale, mebe just pirate it. +god dammit this is the comfiest gayming i have ever known. gonna get rid of my pc soon so i can spend less time on this god awful website and the internet in general. +--- 634900553 +>>634900318 +It looks pretty good anon. +--- 634900562 +>>634900057 +what keyboard are you using fellow deckbro? I bought pick related so I could also use it with my Amazon Firestick and because it has USBC, and so far no complaints. +--- 634900573 +>>634892817 (OP) +so tired of you faggots saying the steam deck is $399 + +you literally are required to swap out the internal memory on the 64gb model of the steamdeck since shaders are stored on the internal by default and offloading them to the sd card results in performance hits + +and the screws on the steamdeck are self-threading and require a specialized screwdriver or else you risk the chance of not even getting to lift up the back plate without having to send off the device for repairs + +next you are going to have to source a 2230 drive which is becoming increasingly difficult and risky due to the mere existence of the deck. it used to be $55 on ebay but has gone up to $75-100 now + +finally the deck lacks GULI-kit joysticks, so that is another $30+solder + +so let's do the math: +$399+$74.99+100+$30= $603.99 +https://www.ifixit.com/Store/Tools/Pro-Tech-Toolkit/IF145-307 +https://www.amazon.com/Electromagnetic-Steam-Deck-Thumbstick-Replacement-Accessories/dp/B0B31STJDH + +and this is as being as generous as possible by assuming you will actually be swapping the ssd on your deck (spoilers, you won't). the vast majority of people simply just bought the 512 at it's retail value, which again brings us all the way back to the "only $150 more than deck but 2x more performant" situation, which is true. +--- 634900608 +>>634900205 +>It's not a bad console if you're a normie who is easily scammed and is willing to spend 500$ for a gimmick. +It's $399, why do you retards think you can get away with lying about publicly available information? +>quality experience handheld +Such as? +--- 634900652 +>>634900216 +Someone that wants a computer 8X more powerful than a steam deck +Someone that wants 1080p 75hz to play triple A games on +Someone that wants modularity to be able to upgrade their CPU in the future +Someone that wants modularity to be able to upgrade their GPU in the future +Someone that wants a modern CPU that can rival 6 core CPU's without being bottlenecked like the deck +Someone that wants to be able to play games without being incompatible like on steamOS. + +It really is sad, no argument from deckies but blind leadership and shilling. They have no bearing on what they are even talking about. +--- 634900695 +>>634900573 +>you literally are required to swap out the internal memory on the 64gb model of the steamdeck since shaders are stored on the internal by default +Haven't swapped it, works on my machine. +>and the screws on the steamdeck are self-threading and require a specialized screwdriver +Skill issue. +--- 634900708 +>>634900608 +>399$ +>Not counting tax +>Not counting memory upgrade which is essential to playing open world games + +Wow you are retarded + +You don't own a steam deck. +--- 634900767 +>>634900695 +This reeks of "I don't know what I'm talking about and I have no arguments, but I'm smug anyways" + +Take this L loser. +--- 634900781 +>>634898361 +>+ memory upgrade +You literally don't need one unless you desperately need to shave a few seconds off your loading times. Christ, if you really need more space, get a SD card. They're cheap as dirt. +--- 634900830 +>>634900781 +>JUST PLAY RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 ON A FUCKING SD CARD + +THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF DECKIES AND THEIR LOW IQ +--- 634900832 +>>634900652 +>Someone that wants a computer 8X more powerful than a steam deck +Again, why would you want such a cheap piece of shit desktop? Why would you care about the Steam Deck's performance when buying a desktop PC? It's completely irrelevant. +You must be poor. +--- 634900884 +>>634900767 +I have a 64GB Steam Deck and I haven't had to swap out my SSD. Neither have you, based on the fact that you have to use Deck pics you've found online. +--- 634900915 +>>634900832 +So no argument, got it? You got scammed, and for the same price you could've bought a powerful PC that can play 1080p gaming. + +It seems I have won +--- 634900949 +>>634900830 +I did on a 750ti with high textures at a awesome less then 720p resolution. +Had to edit the settings just manually. +Had lots of fun +--- 634900984 +>>634898361 +>>634900708 +>memory upgrade +You can't upgrade the memory on the Steam Deck. Do you think storage is memory, you ESL retard? +--- 634900995 +>>634900830 +>Wanting to play Red Dead Redemption 2 +Seems the low IQ is you. +--- 634901005 +>>634900573 +>which again brings us all the way back to the "only $150 more than deck but 2x more performant" situation, which is true. + +what is that even in reference to? the asus ally? +did prices for those actually go public? +--- 634901030 +>>634900915 +why can't you let people enjoy things? what happened to you as a child? +--- 634901087 +>>634895283 +Anyone? I've tried reinstalling retroarch and still does not work. +--- 634901102 +>>634900205 +anon +handhelds ARE gimmicks +--- 634901108 +>>634900915 +>So no argument, got it? You got scammed, and for the same price you could've bought a powerful PC that can play 1080p gaming. +For the third time, why would I want a "powerful" (lmao) PC that plays 1080p gaming when I have a PC that's much more powerful than the one you posted? Again, you must be really poor if you think having a Steam Deck and a desktop PC are somehow mutually exclusive. +--- 634901206 +>>634900915 +>You got scammed +I already have a gaming PC to play visually impressive or demanding games. I bought the steam deck to play indie games and emulate PS2 games portably, it's an entirely different use case. +--- 634901247 +>>634900984 +>Do you think storage is memory +anon... +--- 634901324 +>>634901087 +>>634895283 +>retroarch +--- 634901327 +>>634892817 (OP) +>Why do deckies defend this? +literally no game even uses the srbg spectrum even if they are hdr compatible. +--- 634901376 +>>634900708 +>playing open world games +who's the retard? +--- 634901402 +>>634892817 (OP) +I dont give a shit. I have a color accurate art monitor that i calibrate every once in a while and its dogshit for gaming. +The screen has 4k monitor tier pixel density and is low power. Only real complaint is bezels. + +You paid mid tier poverty spec smartphone money for a lower-mid range pc that fits in your hand. +Its a good fucking deal. +--- 634901557 +>>634901327 +>>634901206 +>>634901402 +>>634901005 +>>634900984 +--- 634901691 +>>634901557 +Who gives a shit, anon? The Rog Ally is also a Steam device. It's the same system. +--- 634901758 +>>634901557 +Anon, those black dots on your mattress are bedbugs. +--- 634901790 +I don't give a fuck. I use the damn thing to play video games, not for competitive colorimeter drag racing. +--- 634901830 +>>634901557 +It's twice the price it has to be better. +Anyway I doubt they will bring it to my third world hole in the ground +--- 634901918 +>>634901557 +It's hilarious that you're shilling the ASUS Ally because it'll supposedly be 30-40% more powerful than the Steam Deck, meanwhile you're shilling a piece of shit PC like this >>634899775 instead of a more powerful one. +Why not shill a desktop PC that's 30-40% more performant than that? Don't you understand the more powerful PC will be better than yours? +--- 634901947 +>>634901830 +The rog is said to be competitively priced by Asus themselevsa, linus tech tips said. That means probably sub 800$. + +If true I'm selling the deck and getting it. Steam deck is a piece of shit. +--- 634901987 +>>634892817 (OP) +Because dolphin emulation in bed is kino. +--- 634902028 +Finished over 20 games on my 'eck ever since I got it earlier this year. +Luv me comfy handhelds. + +Simple as. +--- 634902104 +>>634901947 +It's going to be 799.99 at best +But if it can't run ue5 games it's pointless. +Anyway it will probably barely run them and make them look ps3 levels +--- 634902112 +>>634892817 (OP) +colors isn't even the worse problem. +the smearing is unbearable the motion blur is built in. you can't turn it off... +--- 634902134 +>>634901947 +Regardless of how much the Ally costs or how good it ends up being it's never going to be as good a deal as the Steam Deck because A) ASUS can't sell it at a loss or at cost and B) it won't benefit from economies of scale as much as the Deck does. +--- 634902192 +I just moved into a new house. It has a beautiful deck in the back. I considered using my previous internet one last time to avoid the ban I would get for posting a picture of my docked deck on my dock with my penis on it. 'ick on 'eck' on 'ock on 'eck, if you will. I chose not to. But the precious few who ever read this will now know. +--- 634902218 +>>634900258 +did someone say rupees!? +--- 634902675 +>>634899872 +Because shills make negative threads for more replies, and so they can respond positively to their own thin criticisms. +--- 634902823 +>>634902134 +Why do people insist valve sell the deck at a loss? they don't, and have never said that. +--- 634902870 +>>634902823 +Interestingly enough I have also never said that in the very post you're responding to. +--- 634903165 +>>634902870 +>it's never going to be as good a deal as the Steam Deck because A) ASUS can't sell it at a loss or at cost +The implication you make is clear. That Asus can't, yet valve do. +--- 634903189 +>>634893069 +>hardware performance +hw from 2012 lol +--- 634903265 +>>634903165 +You do know what "at cost" means, right anon? +--- 634903301 +Ick on eck +--- 634903385 +OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO +DECKSISTERS! HOW COME THE ROG ALLY GETS 35000 AND THE DECK ONLY GETS 3200?! +YOU TOLD ME THE STEAM DECK WAS POWERFUL! NOOOOOOOO IM GOING INSANE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! +--- 634903457 +>>634903265 +The deck doesn't sell at cost either. It makes profit. +--- 634903470 +>>634903385 +>cpu benchmark +it's fucking nothing +--- 634903524 +>>634903457 +Why do people insist the deck makes profit? Valve have never said that. +--- 634903667 +>>634901327 +>no game +We have like 20000 games though +--- 634904151 +>>634903524 +>Okay so maybe I lied that they sell it at a loss,but they clearly sell it at cost, idiot! +>Okay so perhaps they don't sell it at cost either, but you can't prove they make money on it! +Anon, stop being retarded. Prove your assertions or stop hanging around the thread and passive aggressively acting like a domestic abuse victim +--- 634904196 +OP: you know what this device REALLY needs? less battery life +>also op +>scrutinizing the fucking rgb range of a portable device intended to be used on the go while inside a perfectly dark room, his bedroom and office. +--- 634904205 +>>634900573 +Bought the poorfag model. Didnt buy any of that shit you claim I "need". Youre wrong. Cope and seethe. +--- 634904313 +>>634899872 +98% of deck threads about negative stuff is unironically posted by 1 single pajeet who keeps seething. The number 1 indicator of this is he always seethes about the screen. That's always the first thing he brings up +--- 634904328 +>>634900652 +Those in need of a PC, and those in need of a handheld that plays Steam games are two different markets retard. Nobody is choosing between the two. +--- 634904505 +>>634904151 +No one knows because Valve doesn't need to let anyone know that. Everyone extrapolates their own interpretation of cost from the initial IGN preview interview where Gaben said the pricing was "painful" and ran with it. All it means is that Valve took a bunch of deliberate steps to price it aggressively price the console to their own detriment but it in no ways tells anyone whether it makes or loses money on the console alone. +Also, where are you going to find an equivalent SOC like Van Gogh priced for cheap? All the AMD equivalent Rembrandt silicon is all in $700+ laptops at best. +--- 634904539 +>>634900096 +not if we're paying for a $400 dollars product. You should learn how to prioritize anon. +--- 634904557 +Look steamies, I'm just not going to buy it ok? +--- 634904561 +>>634904151 +There's no evidence they don't sell it a loss, no evidence they don't sell it at cost and no evidence that they sell it for profit. On the other hand you'd have to be retarded to think they aren't at least selling it at cost, which you obviously are considering you didn't even know what that meant two posts ago. +--- 634904632 +>>634904151 +>Prove your assertions +Are you gonna prove your assertion that the Deck makes a profit on hardware sales? +--- 634904656 +>>634892817 (OP) +Only thing keeping me from trying this. +If you use a screen that's too cheap and shitty for even fucking nintendo, then you know you have a problem. +--- 634904829 +>>634904557 +ok. +--- 634904842 +>>634904561 +>there's no evidence they don't +There's no evidence that each steam deck isn't magicked into existence by a wish-granting rhinoceros, either. +>>634904632 +They make a profit because they don't sell at a loss or at cost. Until you can prove they do, then they make profit by default. + +I hope you're actually pretending to be this clueless +--- 634904889 +>>634904557 +>at retail price +lel +--- 634904908 +>>634904842 +>They make a profit because they don't sell at a loss or at cost. +Source? +--- 634904912 +>>634892817 (OP) +Get a job. . . +--- 634904924 +>>634900047 +third worlders don't like handhelds tho +--- 634904932 +>>634904561 +>There's no evidence they don't sell it a loss +they discounted it by 10% recently. That's pretty good evidence that they're not selling it at a loss, unless they're the stupidest business in history. +--- 634904986 +All I see in Steam Deck threads are screenshots of some indie shit or some really old game. I have yet to see what's the maximum in modern games you can put outta it for real. Wouldn't it be cheaper just to buy some chinese console if you just want something to play retro games on? +--- 634905002 +>>634904842 +>There's no evidence that each steam deck isn't magicked into existence by a wish-granting rhinoceros, either. +There's an actual amount of evidence of that as there is of it being sold for profit, however. +--- 634905013 +>>634904908 +>source +how numbers work. If it ain't a minus or a zero, it's a plus. silly negro. +--- 634905036 +>>634904986 +DMC 4 is not that retro +--- 634905067 +>>634904932 +Production cost isn't constant, that's not how it works anon. +--- 634905126 +>>634905013 +So are you gonna prove your assertion that it isn't a minus or a zero or are you just gonna keep proving how retarded you are? +--- 634905127 +>>634905067 +I doubt production costs would have INCREASED in the last two years, considering how they were at the highest point in the middle of the pandemic. +--- 634905167 +>>634903189 +>hw from 2012 +>rdna2 +Are you retarded ? +--- 634905191 +>>634900562 +if I have to type on the deck or do some desktop mode I remote control from my PC with anydesk. +Im sad that the deck doesnt have some sort of hardware keyboard. Id use that more than the meme touchpads. +--- 634905223 +>>634905126 +You want me to prove that a plus isn't a minus or a zero? +--- 634905243 +>>634904932 +Loss leading is a viable business strategy and companies do it all the time. +--- 634905284 +>>634892817 (OP) +So what stupid chink brick is this fag trying to shill? +--- 634905337 +>>634905284 +>chink +say this in real life, fucker. See how quickly you get your ass beat +--- 634905358 +>>634905223 +If you prove it is a plus then you're also proving it isn't a minus or a zero. If you prove it is a minus or a zero you're proving it's not a plus. I hope you're actually pretending to be this retarded. +--- 634905427 +>>634905036 +nta but its over 15 years old +--- 634905453 +>>634905358 +holy shit, you are illiterate. No wonder you have to spend half an hour sperging rather than explaining yourself. +--- 634905462 +>>634905427 +Is that retro? That wouldn't even make a good vintage. +--- 634905486 +>>634905337 +>all asians are badass kung fu masters +racist +--- 634905546 +>>634904932 +>That's pretty good evidence that they're not selling it at a loss, unless they're the stupidest business in history. +The fact that the base model is a really good deal whereas the most expensive isn't is pretty solid evidence that they're subsidizing the base model with the cost of the most expensive one. That's what an intelligent business would do, at least. +--- 634905547 +>>634900573 +>and the screws on the steamdeck are self-threading and require a specialized screwdriver or else you risk the chance of not even getting to lift up the back plate without having to send off the device for repairs +but it's ok when nintendo does it +--- 634905564 +>>634904986 +Cheap chinkship usually has more than 5 hours battery life too. +--- 634905621 +>>634900573 +>self tapping Phillips head screw is considered specialized +holy shit, what fucking poor shithole do you live in +--- 634905670 +>>634905547 +Nintendo does not use specialized screws. +--- 634905678 +>>634905453 +If you honestly need it explained further then your reading comprehension is at a kindergarten level, which you pretty much confirmed with your first response. You couldn't prove your claim that the Deck was being sold for profit and when I pointed this out you said that the proof was that it wasn't sold at a loss or at cost, which was a claim you also couldn't prove. Is that simple enough, retard? +--- 634905829 +>>634905670 +Yes they do +--- 634905854 +>>634905678 +looks to me like you were asked to prove your assertions that you made here: +>>634902134 +and couldn't do it, so you got all hyper-defensive like a woman and starting sperging for a whole hour, demanding that other people prove that zero isn't a plus. + +You're always going to be in the wrong until you back up the words in this post. +>>634902134 +--- 634905897 +>>634905829 +no they don't +--- 634905967 +>>634892817 (OP) +I'm 100% on the ROG ally train for this reason kek +--- 634906017 +>>634905897 +They use a triwing bit instead of standard phillips head +--- 634906074 +>>634906017 +No they don't +--- 634906163 +>>634905854 +Sure, you can repeat the conversation from the beginning if that helps you understand it. Here's where I pointed out that I didn't make that assertion: >>634902870 +Here's where you made the assertion that they sell it for profit, which you still can't prove: >>634904842 +>like a woman +Anon you literally have the brain of a woman. +--- 634906169 +>>634892817 (OP) +>AAAAAAAAAH HOW DARE YOU BUY AND ENJOY SOMETHING NOT MADE BY ΝINTENDⵔOOOOO +>YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID $30 FOR AN OUTDATED TABLET THAT CAN'T RUN ABOVE 15FPS AND 720P IN 2023!!!!!!!!! +--- 634906435 +I just wanted portable Bloody Palace(s) and Tony Hawk. +--- 634906591 +>>634906163 +>Here's where I pointed out that I didn't make that assertion +You did though. You said: +>it's never going to be as good a deal as the Steam Deck because A) ASUS can't sell it at a loss or at cost +which directly asserts that you believe the steam deck is being sold either at a loss, or at cost through direct comparison. + +Eg. "The Sky will never be as pretty as a diamond because it doesn't shine" is a direct implication that A) diamonds shine, and B) the quality of shining is what elevates it above the sky. + +If you don't understand how English works, you should not be here, or at least you should stick to making dull shitposts where you repost your hand and then reply to yourself saying "give it back" 10 times an hour. +--- 634906648 +Rog Ally will mog the shit deck +--- 634906714 +>>634905967 +Deckfags are too poor to care about quality +--- 634906721 +>>634906648 +>GPD Win 4 will mog Deck +>AYANEO 2 will mog Deck +>Odin will mog Deck +sure I heard that before, sister +--- 634906808 +>>634906721 +none of those statements are incorrect +--- 634906835 +>>634906721 +You're a retard for not going for the best UMPC in the market +--- 634906908 +>>634906591 +>which directly asserts that you believe the steam deck is being sold either at a loss, or at cost through direct comparison. +>If you don't understand how English works +Ironic, because it doesn't necessarily mean that at all. It's completely hypothetical. It could for example mean that Valve could choose to sell it at cost or at a loss in the future, to compete with Asus. +>They make a profit because they don't sell at a loss or at cost. +Why are you so concerned with proving assertions when you can't prove this one? You're always going to be in the wrong until you back up the words in this post: >>634904842 +--- 634906971 +>>634906835 +>buying some chink shit that has no support and it's more expensive jus to own steam +retard +--- 634907038 +Is the top model screen better than the base model? I just heard it is matte. But how about the actual viewing experience? +--- 634907103 +post Aya Neo battery life and laugh, chink shills want you to forget that the power balance is fucked, the price jumped, and you get shader stutters + +I can see the Rog actually being a good custom premium device because they made a custom APU for it though +--- 634907121 +>>634907038 +its supposed to be anti-glare but I also hear it makes colors shittier +--- 634907217 +>>634906908 +> It's completely hypothetical. It could for example mean that Valve could choose to sell it at cost or at a loss in the future +this makes no sense, because the deck has been out for years at this point. You've tried to cobble together an excuse to explain away your mistake rather than own up to it again. + +>Why are you so concerned with proving assertions when you can't prove this one? +I asked first, and you couldn't back up anything you said. I have no obligation toward you until you either prove your initial assertions, or until you show yourself to be so incompetent with your own language that you can't be held responsible for their meaning. + +We are approaching the latter. I honestly don't think you know what you're saying because you're retarded +--- 634907394 +>>634906908 +>It's completely hypothetical +--- 634907709 +>>634907217 +>this makes no sense, because the deck has been out for years at this point. +But the ASUS Ally isn't, which means that it's currently a hypothetical example. See what happens when you're too retarded to read basic English? You literally couldn't even understand the difference between "is never going to be as good a deal" and "isn't as good a deal." +>I asked first, and you couldn't back up anything you said. +It doesn't matter whether you asked first, whether I actually made the assertion or whether the alleged assertion was even wrong: Even if I couldn't prove the assertion I didn't make you've still made a separate assertion that you also can't prove, which is your claim that the Steam Deck makes profit on its hardware. It's your claim so the burden of proof is on you; whether you think you have an obligation or not doesn't change the fact that you can't prove your assertion. That you genuinely don't understand this literally also means that you have an IQ below 90, by the way. +--- 634907821 +>>634900553 +>playing Stardew valley on non-OLED screen +--- 634907895 +>>634907821 +Agreed, the original Switch is disgusting. Can't believe people were retarded enough to buy it. +--- 634907982 +>>634907709 +>You literally couldn't even understand the difference between "is never going to be as good a deal" and "isn't as good a deal." +"is never going to be" is far more definitive a statement, and therefore less of a hypothetical. +>It doesn't matter whether you asked first +sure it does. You didn't honour the obligation to prove your point, so you can be dismissed as just making wild assumptions. Even more so because your only defence for it has been "It was hypothetical, bro!" + +which it isn't, because it's literally a real-life situation being discussed in this thread, dumbass. + +It's been really funny to watch just how long you would spend in falling over yourself over and over for hours rather than just admitting to yourself you jumped the gun a little. You must have some serious insecurity, and I find that fuckin hilarious. +--- 634908002 +>>634907038 +No +--- 634908164 +>>634907895 +>>634900553 +> switch brightness on minimum +> deck brightness on maximum +nice try faggot +--- 634908205 +>>634907982 +it's been really funny to watch you bump my thread over and over, too. +--- 634908361 +>>634908205 +yeah, you're a real mastermind. My six or seven posts are totally worth it, I'm sure. Should have stuck to posting your black hand in front of the deck. +--- 634908396 +>>634907821 +that game looks like liquid dogshit no matter what screen you use. get a grip. +--- 634908456 +Will deck emulate TOTK at 60fps like BOTW? +--- 634908526 +>>634908456 +it doesn't emulate BOTW on the switch at anything over 20fps. It has to emulate the wiiU version. So, totk is a no-go +--- 634908623 +>>634907982 +>"is never going to be" is far more definitive a statement, and therefore less of a hypothetical. +What's definitive is me saying that ASUS will never be able to compete with Valve, which is different than stating that the Steam Deck is being sold at a loss or at cost, which I never said. What I literally said was that ASUS won't be able to compete with Valve because Valve has the ABILITY to sell the Steam Deck at a loss or at cost, which is HYPOTHETICAL: +"it's never going to be as good a deal as the Steam Deck because A) ASUS can't sell it at a loss or at cost and" >>634902134 +When your retarded ass responded to this by implying I was saying Valve were selling the Deck at a loss, I even explicitly pointed out to you that I wasn't saying that: +"Interestingly enough I have also never said that in the very post you're responding to." >>634902870 +So you've been sperging out for several hours now about something I not only I didn't say, but that I also immediately explained to you I wasn't saying. All because you don't even understand basic English. +>sure it does. You didn't honour the obligation to prove your point, so you can be dismissed as just making wild assumptions. +There's a difference between dismissing an assertion and making an assertion yourself that you can't prove, which is what you did: +"The deck doesn't sell at cost either. It makes profit." >>634903457 +So where's the proof, mongoloid? +--- 634908970 +>>634908623 +> What I literally said was that ASUS won't be able to compete with Valve because Valve has the ABILITY to sell the Steam Deck at a loss or at cost +so you don't know what "literally" means, either. Because you didn't say that at all. Nothing like it. +>So you've been sperging out for several hours now about something I not only I didn't say +Nah, you said it, and you meant it. That's why you starting screaming about it for an hour like a bitch, instead of saying "Oh sorry. What I actually meant was..." because you thought you could defend your position. Turns out you were wrong, and are now trying to say "no what I actually said was THIS, and you're a retard for assuming my words have meaning!" +>There's a difference between dismissing an assertion and making an assertion yourself that you can't prove +You can't dismiss your own assertion, stupid. And you made the initial assertion that you can't prove. And besides, if everything you said was just hypothetical jokes, then why are you so angry about needing proof for anything made in response to that? Surely it's all just hypothetical, bro? + +TL;DR: you tied yourself in knots until you admitted that you don't know what you're talking about, nothing you say has any meaning or real-world application and you aren't responsible enough for your own words to be able to competently defend them. +looks like I was right, here. +>>634907217 +--- 634909360 +>>634908623 +>What I literally said was that ASUS won't be able to compete with Valve because Valve has the ABILITY to sell the Steam Deck at a loss or at cost +NTA, but how the fuck would this ever be true? asus is a straight-ass hardware company, and valve isn't. asus has massive pull with all the hardware manufacturers, valve doesn't. asus get much better prices from chipmakers, valve doesn't. If anyone can sell at a loss, it's asus, not valve. +--- 634909539 +>>634908970 +>Because you didn't say that at all. Nothing like it. +That is literally what that means, and you've been sperging out about it for two hours now rather than simply admitting that you didn't understand the post. Which is hilarious btw, because not understanding something once is fine, but you've been failing to understand it for several hours now. +>instead of saying "Oh sorry. What I actually meant was..." +Hey retard, I just told you I did clarify it for you in the post you just responded to: +>"Interestingly enough I have also never said that in the very post you're responding to." >>634902870 +>You can't dismiss your own assertion, stupid. +Who said that, ESL retard? You dismissing an assertion doesn't mean you also have to make an assertion yourself, and if you do you have to prove it. +If someone says "X is Y" you can respond with "there's no evidence X is Y", but what you said was "X isn't Y, it's Z." Now the burden of proof is on you to prove that it's Z, which is your claim that the Steam Deck makes profit. But you can't prove that because there's no evidence for it, hence your hours long autistic meltdown. +I get that you didn't understand the initial post and instead of admitting you misread it, you wanted to go into your little debate-bro mode just like the retarded youtubers you admire do. But you should at the very least learn to understand the difference between dismissing an assertion and making one. +--- 634909619 +>>634909360 +>NTA, but how the fuck would this ever be true? asus is a straight-ass hardware company, and valve isn't. asus has massive pull with all the hardware manufacturers, valve doesn't. asus get much better prices from chipmakers, valve doesn't. If anyone can sell at a loss, it's asus, not valve. +ASUS makes money on hardware sales, Valve makes money on software sales. That's why Sony and Microsoft both sell their consoles as close to cost as possible, which is likely what Valve are doing with the Steam Deck as well. +--- 634909794 +>>634909619 +I think I'm with the other guy, now. i want you to prove that valve is selling these at a loss, because I don't see it happening. microsoft and sony openly admitted it, did valve? +--- 634909812 +>>634896540 +Being able to navigate with just a controller and no need to sign in is peak comfy +--- 634909842 +>>634909794 +I'm glad you understand the difference between Valve and ASUS now, but I never said that Valve is selling it at a loss. +--- 634910050 +>>634909794 +They all but said it outright. You don't call your price point painful if you're not selling at a loss. +--- 634910091 +>>634909539 +>That is literally what that means +you've already proven that you don't know what you're saying. Your credibility is done. Who cares what your special meanings for words are? +>I did clarify +saying "I never said that!" is not clarification. Nor did you go on to clarify ANYTHING for like 2 hours, until you suddenly decided that what you meant was something completely different, and it's everyone else's fault for not having such a whimsical grasp of the English language as you. +>If someone says "X is Y" you can respond with "there's no evidence X is Y", but what you said was "X isn't Y, it's Z +yes, idiot. If it doesn't sell at a LOSS or at COST, then it is necessarily being sold at a PROFIT. If you can't prove it's being sold at a loss, or at cost (which you can't), then necessarily by default they are making profit. Because all those three situations are inextricably bound. Jesus. + +If it's not COLD outside, and it's not ROOM TEMPERATURE outside, it is, by default, HOT outside. + +you are out of your depth in all respects, here. +--- 634910142 +>>634910050 +>You don't call your price point painful if you're not selling at a loss. +sure you do. It's marketing. no difference between that and some jewish goldsmith rubbing his hands and saying "I couldn't sell it to my *mother* for less, goyim!". +--- 634910440 +>>634910142 +This. It's pretty easy even for a layman to see where valve cut corners with the deck, and there are at least 5 vital parts that they cheaped out on. The screen, storage, wi-fi chip, casing and cooling are all so subpar they could be bought for pennies, and it's well-known that the aerith APU was adapted from pandemic fire sale stock and probably bought on the cheap too. Not saying the deck isn't good for the money, but it's not like gaben is cutting into his own money to sell it to you so cheap. I would assume people think this because they're deep in the cult of steam by now and see him as a good guy. +--- 634910453 +The switch is better due to the OLED and actual dedicated first party support from Nintendo +--- 634910565 +>>634910091 +>you've already proven that you don't know what you're saying. Your credibility is done. Who cares what your special meanings for words are? +I accept your concession. +>saying "I never said that!" is not clarification +Yes it is, and you just conceded it was: "Oh sorry. What I actually meant was..." +Looks like your lack of reading comprehension finally caught up to you. +>If it doesn't sell at a LOSS or at COST, then it is necessarily being sold at a PROFIT. +Yes, the keyword being IF. There's no proof it's selling at a loss or at cost and there's no proof it isn't either, which means that you can't say that it's selling for profit. +>If you can't prove it's being sold at a loss, or at cost (which you can't), then necessarily by default they are making profit. +No, you colossal retard. This is really where you're clearly showing how unintelligent you are. If you aren't able to prove something it just means you aren't able to prove it, it doesn't mean that the opposite is now proven. You're saying that if you can't prove that X is Y, then X has to be Z. No, X can still be Y even if there's no proof of it, so you can't definitely say it's Z. You're LITERALLY saying that something being unproven means it's false, when it actually just means it's unproven. Holy shit anon, I was just making fun of you before but now I'm actually concerned for you. +>Because all those three situations are inextricably bound. +All three situations in this case are unproven and you're saying one of the situations is definitively happening, without proof! Holy shit you are stupid. +--- 634910680 +>>634910565 +>I accept your concession +>keeps sperging +wow you really don't know the meaning of words, do you? +Not even going to bother reading the rest of that shit. Move on. Learn English before you consider posting again, because you're obviously not au fait with it. +--- 634910729 +>>634910091 +>If you can't prove it's being sold at a loss, or at cost (which you can't), then necessarily by default they are making profit +anon... +--- 634910745 +>>634910565 +>No, X can still be Y even if there's no proof of it +literal wishful thinking, by the way. You're hilarious, but I don't have time to keep feeding you. +--- 634910787 +>>634910680 +>Not even going to bother reading the rest of that shit. +LMAO I WONDER WHY +--- 634910825 +>>634910729 +I have to leave, but yes. If it's being sold, but not sold at a loss, or at cost (neutral), then yes, it's being sold at a profit. That's the only assumption we can make. If there are two paths, and you don't take the left or stay still, then you are by default taking the right path. + +Anyway, I'm off. +--- 634910880 +>>634910745 +>literal wishful thinking, by the way. +It's not wishful thinking, it's a possible outcome. I never said it was was Y, I'm saying it's possible since we don't know either way. You're however saying Z is proven because Y is unproven, even though you know you can't prove it. +>Learn English before you consider posting again +I don't even know what I'm supposed to tell you to learn, because you unironically believe that something being unproven means it's false. Jesus christ anon. +--- 634910932 +>>634910880 +until you can prove Y, it's safe to assume Z, yes. What's the problem? +--- 634910934 +>>634910825 +>IF +>ANYWAY I'M SUDDENLY OFF AFTER SPERGING OUT FOR 3 HOURS +--- 634910942 +I must assume people thinking deck costs a lot to be really, really bad at math. +--- 634911003 +>>634910932 +Literally the exact same thing as saying until you can prove Z it's safe to assume Y. Why assume anything when you have no proof? Your brain is made of dogshit. +--- 634911021 +>>634910934 +>>634910787 +>give someone literal hours of my time putting up with their tomfoolery and literal inability to understand English +>have to leave +>LMAO OH HOW SUSPICIOUS YOU ARE CHINESE HAHAHA SUDDENLY YOU HAVE TO GO + +There's nothing sudden about it. I have been here for hours, and now I am going. Yet another word you don't understand. Anyway, enough. +--- 634911059 +>>634910942 +>I must assume people thinking deck costs a lot to be really, really bad at math. +OP literally just proved he is, he's the same dude who's currently sperging out in the thread +--- 634911120 +>>634910825 +>Anyway, I'm off. +>>634911003 +>Anyway, enough. +How about one more (you)? +--- 634911152 +>>634911003 +he's right tho. Occam's razor. things are normally sold for profit, and selling at a loss or cost is out of the ordinary. so with the absense of proofs we assume that the ordinary is the truth. +--- 634911180 +>>634910932 +>until you can prove Y, it's safe to assume Z, yes. +--- 634911280 +>>634911152 +>he's right tho. Occam's razor. things are normally sold for profit, and selling at a loss or cost is out of the ordinary. so with the absense of proofs we assume that the ordinary is the truth. +Except consoles are usually sold at a loss to begin with and then at cost or as close to at cost as possible, so the premise is wrong. But occam's razor also can't factually prove something by itself. +--- 634911332 +>>634911280 +>consoles +--- 634911389 +>>634911332 +Consoles are able to sell at a loss or at cost because they can make up the difference through software sales. This is super basic stuff anon, everyone in the thread but you already knows it. +--- 634911480 +>>634911021 +>There's nothing sudden about it. +it's pretty sudden when you only have to leave once you get completely blown the fuck out, especially if you also announce you're leaving three times +--- 634911502 +>>634911389 +the deck is a PC, anon. PCs aren't the same as consoles. There is no exclusivity to hardware or software, and you can't apply scarcity in the same way. +--- 634911564 +I don't get it who is leaving pro steam deck or the a ti-steam deck +--- 634911612 +>>634911480 +>declaring yourself the winner after hes gone +He fucked you like a five dollar whore, anon. and you're gonna be talking about him for the next ten threads +--- 634911690 +>>634911502 +valve makes its money through software sales so it makes sense they'd sell the deck at cost +--- 634911743 +>>634911612 +i'm not that anon but based on your response you're definitely the other retard +--- 634911779 +>>634911690 +it makes more sense that they would sell at a profit, because that's how business works, and this: +>>634910440 +is pretty obvious. we can see where they cut corners +--- 634911827 +>>634911612 +Buddy, didn't you already say bye twice? What made you come back? +--- 634911843 +>>634911743 +okay m8. Everyone will be him for the next ten threads. +--- 634911847 +>>634901557 +Its already useless goyslop machine without trackpads +--- 634911909 +>>634910453 +FUCK THE SWITCH! +--- 634911912 +>>634911779 +>it makes more sense that they would sell at a profit, because that's how business works +except it doesn't work that way in the games industry as seen by the consoles and yes the deck makes money the same way they do +--- 634912045 +>>634911912 +yeah but consoles can use exclusivity and scarcity and shit like that, and PCs can't. so no, the deck doesn't make money the same way because it's not a console. You ignored the point about cutting corners, too +--- 634912263 +>>634912045 +exclusivity has nothing to do with it, it is a selling point but it isn't the primary way they make money, it's software sales. meaning valve knows that the people who buy the deck will buy games through it just like sony knows people will buy games through the playstation +of course it doesnt matter to valve where you buy the games because they make the same amount regardless but the deck expands their market +cutting corners is also adifferent thing, they aren't mutually exclusive +--- 634912281 +>>634900573 +>>634905547 +Steamies really can't ever accept criticism can they based on the replies on this quoted posts +Its all true especially this one >>634901557 >>634901557 +All of these replies are prime seethe and cope +>>634907038 +No unless you enjoy matte and reduction in color from matte screen +Steamies are just losers just can't accept the truth +--- 634912375 +>>634912263 +>exclusivity has nothing to do with it +>it is a selling point +wut? anyway, software sales on consoles are more important because they're exclusive. If you want a sony ps5 game, you can only get it from one place: sony. PC games you can get anywhere. +--- 634912382 +>>634912281 +>Its all true especially this one >>634901557 +How is that criticism of Steam, tho? It's literally a Steam device. +--- 634912562 +>>634912375 +exclusivity doesn't determine whether a company primarily makes money through software or not, for an example of this see steam which has very few big exclusives but makes its money by selling software +yes you can get pc games from anywhere but in practice that's mostly through steam and this is even more true for the steam deck where most launchers aren't even compatible with linux +>If you want a sony ps5 game, you can only get it from one place: sony. +well you can also get it from steam lol +--- 634912810 +>>634912562 +>for an example of this see steam +>you can get pc games from anywhere but in practice that's mostly through steam +>this is even more true for the steam deck +>well you can also get it from steam lol +I have a feeling you just really want to shill.. +--- 634913009 +>>634912810 +??? +i'm just explaining the basic concept of platform owners making money through software rather than hardware to you. they do this because... well why wouldn't they? it makes the hardware cheaper which leads to more hardware sales which leads to more software sales +--- 634913128 +>>634899872 +no idea I like my deck +--- 634913137 +>>634913009 +the hardware is cheap because they cut corners. The screen is shite, a lot of the components are basic cheap shit you can get for pennies. that's more convincing to me. +--- 634913149 +>>634911843 +Don't worry, there's literally only one dude on this board retarded enough to think that something being unproven proves it's false, and that's you. +--- 634913210 +>>634913137 +again the two aren't mutually exclusive, it's obviously both. cutting corners is what all consoles do that's why they're so fucking weak +--- 634913234 +>>634892817 (OP) +Worst thing is they took a cheap smartphone screen and rotated it 90 degrees, so instead of updating from top to bottom it updates from left to right. +--- 634913513 +>>634913210 +they're not, but I think it's cheap because they used sub-par components on it rather than some big gambit based on software sales + +>>634913149 +still talking about this, are you? he must have really hurt you. but as I said, you'll be talking about him all fuckin day. because you won so hard, right? +--- 634913571 +>>634913513 +>i'm not OP, i'm typing in all lowercase now +--- 634913698 +>>634913571 +>this guy *must* be OP +>he must also be every enemy I have in the thread +>he uses lowercase! +you're a schizo, and that other anon broke your fuckin mind wide open. +--- 634913718 +>>634913571 +Y-you weren't suppose to point that out! +--- 634913770 +>>634913571 +He's not OP. +I am. +and I am also you +--- 634913884 +>>634913698 +If you aren't this retard >>634911152 who thinks you can prove facts with occam's razor I genuinely apologize to you, anon. +--- 634913969 +>>634913884 +oh, no. That's me. and I stand by it. If you're saying they're selling at a loss, prove it. Otherwise, I am going to assume they aren't. +If you can't prove it though, it doesn't matter, does it? you're just giving your opinion. +--- 634914034 +>>634913969 +>that's not me you schizo +>oh no yeah that one is me +--- 634914050 +>>634899872 +angry non-whites who have no access to even buying one +--- 634914107 +>>634908164 +that's saturation you stupid faggot it's from vibrantdeck +--- 634914143 +>>634914034 +that guy was calling me OP though +--- 634914157 +>>634913969 +You can assume all you want but occam's razor doesn't prove anything. +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam%27s_razor +--- 634914172 +>>634908456 +if someone can port it to WIIU like BOTW somehow then yeah it'll play at 40fps with bells and whistles n shieet, but not 60fps. +--- 634914209 +>>634914157 +neither of us are proving anything, so who cares? +--- 634914258 +>>634914143 +>i'm not OP i just keep seething at all posts making fun of OP +--- 634914268 +>>634892817 (OP) +>Why do deckies defend this? +It's not "deckies" it's that early buyers and consoooooomers are a bunch of exploitable retards. +Without them capitalism as a whole will never exist because prices on primary goods fluctuate according to other measurements. +So, yeah, if you are willing to pay a product 600$, you are a retard. +How to get better prices on things? +Do not buy them and ask for lower prices. +It's that fucking ez, but nope, people are simply stupid. +--- 634914314 +thread ids all boards +ID verification and annual sub to post +Login to browse +--- 634914332 +>>634914258 +k keep me posted +--- 634914401 +>>634914314 +>annual sub +>implying I am gonna keep giving all my ethereum to hiroshima nagasaki to post on a nepalese throat-singing almanac +kek fuck off hiromoot +--- 634914501 +>>634914314 +This is the stupidest comment I've ever read, I'm not giving CIA my hard earned cash. +--- 634914528 +>>634902675 +--- 634914590 +>>634914314 +>when some anon bends you over and fucks you so hard in a thread that you advocate for sitewide surveillance +is this you? +>>634910787 +--- 634914698 +>>634907895 +Switch appears to have a much better screen on your picture though +--- 634914760 +Remember when deck threads used to contain pictures of people playing games, setting up emulation, having fun? +--- 634914893 +>>634914760 +Remember when playstation, xbox, switch threads used to contain pictures of people playing games, having fun? +Yeah me neither +--- 634915060 +>>634899531 +Americans be like +>Hahaha, I get a $1 rebate burger for spending $20000! +--- 634916370 +>>634892817 (OP) +>>Screen uses 65% sRGB equivalent to hardware from 2008 +holy fuck, what?! got any link of someone actually measuring it? +--- 634918020 +>>634916370 +Linus tech tips. + +It's an ancient 2000s tablet screen flipped to landscape. +--- 634919212 +>>634892934 +>I dont know what any of that shit means +It means the screen is pretty limited on the colors it can display +You probably wont notice in the majority of games unless they are very colorful and end up looking a bit washed out on deck +--- 634919268 +>>634899308 +said the europoor that pays hidden tax on absolutely everything +--- 634919335 +>>634892817 (OP) +>old hardware +>le bad +fucking zoomer logic +--- 634921237 +>>634919335 +Enjoy indie games that require rtx4070 12gb +--- 634922458 +This is why I dropped my preorder and looks like I dodged a bullet. Will def pick up the deck 2 when they fix the screen tho diff --git a/v/634893269.txt b/v/634893269.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6a1d1f4b70bfcf21368b1006f03744e7af740afa --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634893269.txt @@ -0,0 +1,583 @@ +----- +--- 634893269 +Care to explain why are you not playing God eater? +--- 634893378 +>>634893269 (OP) +Because GOD I'd rather eat her asshole. +--- 634893394 +>>634893269 (OP) +Too busy playing with my micropenis. +--- 634893431 +Paizuri cock cum +--- 634893437 +I don't play shitty games. +--- 634893725 +>>634893269 (OP) +I already beat them all. +--- 634894035 +>>634893269 (OP) +Finished all of them. +--- 634894515 +Because God Eater and I guess by extension Code Vein are super mediocre. The bullet system, I forget what it was called in 2, was really neat, but holy shit did those games really feel like budget titles. Even 3 and CV, which didn't have to deal with being developed for handhelds (does the Vita even exist anymore? I don't even see people shitpost about it these days) first and foremost, felt like games you'd find on the Xbox Live Arcade. +--- 634894603 +>>634894515 +I forgot to include, as an addendum, my most important point: +alisa sexo +--- 634894797 +>>634893269 (OP) +Because GE2 is dub only +--- 634894889 +waiting for GE4 +--- 634894958 +Because I already replayed them for the 3rd time through november to february, not going to play them again any time soon especially not that slog that is ge2. That said I still love those games and ge3 was better than what I remembered of it. The free updates content was shit though gameplay wise, couldn't be assed to do it and instead just watched the soma content on youtube. Now onto serious discussion, what is your favorite music? +--- 634895089 +>>634893269 (OP) +Already completed 1 and 2 but I have always been on the fence about 3, I should just buy it alongside Toukiden 2 +--- 634895161 +>>634893269 (OP) +I got 1 & 2 off steam for $10 total, got 3 also for $10, only played 1 because I haven't had time. +--- 634895281 +>>634893269 (OP) +I swear I'll replay it GER, I completely forgot about how 11 to 15 connects to GE2RB +--- 634895345 +I just don't like monster hunting games apparently. Fighting the same fucking enemy for the hundredth time is just a slog. +--- 634895452 +>>634895281 +Is that the part where Lindow comes back to his senses? +--- 634895475 +>>634893269 (OP) +i have not played enough monster hunter to need to take a break from monster hunter +--- 634895581 +>>634894035 +why is it shooting gas into her ear? +--- 634895589 +>>634895452 +No, GEB covered that with 6 to 10. 11 to 15 is about Shio's shadow, or something like that. +--- 634895619 +I don't like Monster Hunter. +--- 634895736 +>>634895589 +Maybe it's time I replay too because I don't remember that part all. +--- 634895781 +>>634895619 +Well GE isn't Monster Hunter. It's Monster Hunter-esque. What don't you like about it? +--- 634895850 +>>634894515 +God Eater is a PSP title not Vita, and one that holds up many gens later at that. +--- 634895998 +>>634893269 (OP) +Care to explain why you will never have sex with a real woman and will die unloved and alone? +--- 634896205 +does it still have denuvo? I will buy it right now if they removed it. +--- 634896208 +>>634895781 +About Monster Hunter? +I don't like how combat feels. +I don't like the progression system. +The entire mechanic of "just kill bigger thing" being the whole plot puts me to sleep. +The structure of the game's overworld vs gameplay sections makes it feel very stunted. +There's frankly no part of it I do enjoy. +It's not like Souls games where adding an AI partner solved all my personal issues and thus made me really like Code Vein. +--- 634896819 +>>634893269 (OP) +God Eater 4 when? +--- 634897264 +>>634896208 +Well in GE you get 3 (that's right, THREE) jobbers to distract the enemy while you kill one big thing after another! And there's a story too! +--- 634897328 +>>634897264 +That has nothing about the core gameplay loop which is the most atrocious part of MH for me by far. +Good attempt, though. +--- 634897462 +>GE4 +>another 10 year timeskip +>Alisa cant show up because she refuses to wear a shirt without underboob and they just sag out +--- 634897468 +>>634895736 +It was added with resurrection, wasn't on the original psp version +--- 634897505 +>>634897328 +Yeah nothing I can do about that. I liked it because of the gameplay and story, if one were missing I wouldn't have liked the game as much. +>>634896819 +They're announcing it on May or June and it'll come out in 2026. +--- 634897626 +>>634893269 (OP) +Played Burst and Rage Burst and have fond memories of both. Tried the demo for 3 out and wasn’t really feeling it. After that I kinda lost interest in the series. +--- 634898342 +Wonder if Freedom Wars will ever get another instalment. +--- 634898538 +>>634897462 +>Alisa saggers +pre-ordered +--- 634898749 +>>634898342 +Sony had Japan Studio make that, funded Toukiden 1 on Vita, and worked on Soul Sacrifice to fill the hole that Monster Hunter moving to 3DS made. With how popular World was years later when it returned to Playstation, and even how decent Rise is selling on current gen systems after its timed exclusivity ran out with Nintendo they'll never touch any of those again. +The best we can hope for is a PS5 remaster. +--- 634898915 +>>634893269 (OP) +GEs attacks don’t have any impact. I don’t care about the story. + +I liked CV though. They did Io dirty +--- 634900276 +>>634896208 +>I don't like how combat feels. +God Eater combat really has very little in common with MH beyond both being action games. You could just as easily say DMC or YS is a MH clone for all the good it would do. + +>I don't like the progression system. +>The entire mechanic of "just kill bigger thing" being the whole plot puts me to sleep. +Progression is the same on a gameplay level, but in GE's case it is brought about by a well done story filled with likeable characters. As a result it always feels like you're actually heading somewhere, particularly in Rage Burst 2 which has a sort of epic adventure feel to it. For example, the later enemies in one game aren't just big dangerous monsters like in monhun. They are "big dangerous monsters" made for a specific ideological reason and you are fighting them for a distinct purpose, their presence is actually built up throughout the entire game as a part of the plot. + +>The structure of the game's overworld vs gameplay sections makes it feel very stunted. +This is sort of addressed by the game and the characters explaining the world in a way that makes it feel bigger than it actually is, but yeah ultimately it is just small hubs and repeating maps. +--- 634900336 +>>634893269 (OP) +>playing budget monhun +I already played Code Vein and that was a better use of my time +--- 634900471 +loli aragami +loli aragami +loli aragami +--- 634901071 +>>634898749 +>Soul Sacrifice +God I’d love to see a port of that game or another one made. It’s a damn shame it was left to rot on the Vita. +--- 634901229 +>>634901071 +Freedom Wars, Soul Sac Delta and the Killzone Vita got all deserve a port to something else. +--- 634901404 +>>634901229 +I’d buy them in a heartbeat if that ever happened. Kinda surprised they didn’t ever get one. But then again I’ve got no clue how well either of those games sold so maybe that’s why. +--- 634901430 +>>634893269 (OP) +Because only the first one was any good and I already played it when burst came out on the PSP. Past that they dumbed down the bullet crafting and started catering to fujos. +--- 634901496 +>>634901229 +Freedom wars needs the second half of the game to be made first. Shit basically just sort of ends in the middle of the story. Never gonna happen though. +--- 634901535 +>>634897462 +>>another 10 year timeskip +Do they not realize that constantly adding long time-ships with every sequel means they can't return to the original cast and do anything meaningful because about +10 years have already went by and nothing has changed? +--- 634901579 +>>634901404 +They all sold very poorly. Like all combined equals slightly over 1 million worldwide bad. Killzone got discounted to like $9 like 3 months after release for a digital copy then they shut down the studio. + +>>634901496 +Japan Studio is dead now so definitely never ever. +--- 634901672 +>>634901579 +>They all sold very poorly. Like all combined equals slightly over 1 million worldwide bad. Killzone got discounted to like $9 like 3 months after release for a digital copy then they shut down the studio. +Well fuck. Guess that means no port or new game ever. +--- 634901681 +>>634893269 (OP) +I tried 1 for Alisa, never got to her, it sucked +I don't like Monster Hunter +--- 634901838 +>>634893269 (OP) +No undub and I heard you can't coop all of the games. +--- 634901885 +>>634901838 +>no undub +???? +--- 634901967 +how's the co-op? is it like Code Vein where your buddy fucks off after you beat the level? +--- 634902164 +>>634901967 +It's like classic monhun. You have a small hub that you and the dude sitting across from you with his PSP hang out in in between hunts. +--- 634902210 +Because I played each one like twice. I might replay the third one again though. +--- 634902258 +>>634901967 +it's like monster hunter where you go to quests together but you can play almost any (story or free) quest together and still see the story. You don't need to drop out for stories in the hub or upgrades, your friends will take over NPC slots for obvious reasons but it's not like NPCs are better than a real player. The only problem is that only the host can take quests I guess. +--- 634902332 +Gotta take my friends through FU, 3U, 4U, GU, Iceborne, and Sunbreak before we move onto the clones, but I am excited for them. +Should I play as a guy or girl in God Eater? I like to make cute girls, but I've heard you can't romance any girls in God Eater unless you're a guy. Can I romance Alice? +--- 634902407 +>>634901579 +Where are you getting your numbers? Only stuff available I can find are from untrustworthy sites or retail only sales numbers. The info available for it are pretty darn good for a handheld title, with it being in the top purchases on the entire online store (even in EU to this day) and just on retail alone it reached like 270k sales in Japan across the two versions. +It's definitely not a mainstream title, but it is a cult classic and to say there's no market is a bit silly. +--- 634902443 +>>634902332 +There is no romance in GE besides ones related to the story. Implied flirtations happens if you're a boy or a girl. +--- 634902519 +>>634894035 +>>634893725 +You didn't beat all of them +--- 634903184 +>>634902519 +Thats not a game anon +--- 634903431 +>>634902407 +I don't want to derail the thread to sales or Vita so I'll make this short. Here's a top 10 highest grossing Vita list for the US to date (2018), pic related and source: +https://twitter.com/MatPiscatella/status/1058748317146865664 + +In a separate thread referring to this one might have been on neogaf where he made the claim, ZhugeEX put the sales numbers of the top spot at slightly over 400,000 in the US, and the sales numbers of the 10th spot at slightly over 200,000 in the US. Since only Killzone charted of those 3 games I think a slightly over 1 million combined total is a fair rough estimate for worldwide numbers. +I'm too lazy to double check the ZhugeEx reference so if you don't believe me on that part then that's fine, but Vita software sales were very poor with like 4 exceptions. +--- 634903801 +Alright lads. Which Aragamis were your favourite to fight? Or just liked in general. +--- 634904019 +>>634903801 +I only played resurrection, whatever that dragon thing was when this started playing +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUR0IepzjoU [Embed] +--- 634904191 +>>634904019 +I assume you’re either talking about Hannibal or possibly Caligula. Also man GE had a great soundtrack. All the games did for that matter. +--- 634905339 +>>634893269 (OP) +Because i'm waiting for God Eater 3.5, God Eater 4 or God Eater x Code Vein +--- 634906249 +>>634903801 +Favorite to fight? Corrosive Hannibal. Blitz is just too much, my character can't accept inputs that fast. If it did, it'd definitely be my favorite to fight. +Favorite one is definitely Borg Camlann and Susanoo, that knight aesthetic is just too cool. +--- 634906409 +>>634893269 (OP) +downloading the first game now, any good supplemental material to enjoy alongside it? (mods, doujins, art, fanfics, particularly lewd stuff) +--- 634906541 +>>634906409 +It's incredibly niche, but I don't think you need to turn off the music since GE OST is full of bangers. There's this one Kanonfag artist though, you can find him easily. +--- 634906661 +>>634900276 +>Progression is the same on a gameplay level, but in GE's case it is brought about by a well done stor- +stopped reading there, go back to r3ddit with your story "game" +--- 634906689 +>>634906409 +God eater was pretty decent in the doujin scene for the first game, carried heavily by the power of underboob. Later games burned that bridge with fujo focus though. +--- 634907078 +>>634903801 +Regalia Balmung and Crimson Orochi are the best fights in the series I reckon, but my favourite design is either Nyx Alpha or this dopey guy. +--- 634907581 +>>634907078 +Demiurge was pretty neat looking. +--- 634908129 +No Alisa marriage feature +--- 634908193 +>>634903801 +Hannibal and Gawain are really good flagship aragami in both design and fight, seemingly hard at first but once you understand the pattern they could be easier than other new monsters. Though personally I really like the design for susanoo and he's also a good fighter. +>>634907078 +After beating crimson orochi with someone else, I kind of wished the whole game was like the crimson orochi fight, high stakes fast tempo 1v1 combat that is comparable to the 1v2 or 1v3 fights. I really love the clusterfucks in this game for some reason. Demiurge is pretty cool but I wish it has flashier attacks like type 0 who uses the same body structure. +--- 634908576 +Because it's absolute trash compared to MH. They had a good thing going with Predator Arts in GE:R and never brought it back +--- 634908698 +>>634907581 +he cute +shame all the rachel abominations never got to come back, Caligula Xeno was pretty metal and Booster Hammer Kongou is hilarious. + +>>634908193 +>I kind of wished the whole game was like the crimson orochi fight +It actually can kind of be. If you change the difficulty level of a quest up enough with that feature I have never heard anyone else use it becomes a similar hopeless at first feeling where any mistake will cost you the hunt, albeit only for the later aragami fights that appear in the last difficulty and the raids (for example you can make Blitz Hannibal a 1 shot scenario). 3 is a good game if you want intense 1v1 fights given the gimmicks of the new Aragami types too. +There's also Magatsu Kyuubi who remains the second biggest "oh fuck" moment in the series, right after the first time I saw Dromi's devour attack. +--- 634908830 +>>634908576 +Arts was gay as fuck. They should have leaned harder on bullet crafting since that's what make the first game stand out to begin with. The shift of focus away from that is one of the reasons it fell off the radar. +--- 634908921 +Code Vein ruined this series +--- 634909312 +>>634908193 +I’ve got a soft spot for Hannibal and it’s corrosive cousin. +>>634908698 +Certainly has a beautiful smile. But yeah if they ever make another game. Perhaps they’ll bring back the Arc Aberrants for the hell of it. A lot of them did have pretty cool designs. +--- 634909458 +>>634908921 +The series never recovered from 2. It was ruined long before CV. +--- 634909467 +>we can't beat monster hunter so let's make the game more fapbait for the horny monkeys +--- 634909806 +>>634893269 (OP) +Already did. Will gladly play GE4, if it ever happens. +--- 634909883 +>>634909467 +You're partially right. They did make it more fapbait (even though Monhun itself is filled with fapbait too), but mainly for the fujos. +--- 634910127 +>>634909883 +Monhun hasn't had good fapbait since the kirin and narga armors back in the day. +--- 634910297 +I like Resurrection more than the last two Monster Hunter games +--- 634910338 +>default custom character is the game's best girl +--- 634910351 +>>634909467 +I really do just want horny anime monster hunter, world with mods is probably the closest I'll get but its not the same +--- 634910398 +>>634893269 (OP) +I started playing 3 last Sunday, but then TU5 dropped for Rise. +Also, what's with AGEs and tape? +--- 634910505 +>>634910398 +the tape is because they weren't allowed to get new clothes because racism allegory so they just patched things up with tape, and after a while that becomes just a part of their fashion sense +--- 634910509 +>>634910127 +Whether it's good fapbait or not is subjective, the fact is that lewd fanservice and characters have always been present in Monster Hunter and are still there to this day. +--- 634910645 +>>634893269 (OP) +Because I don't even know what they plan to do with the series at this point. Personally I just hope that they go straight into GE4 where the God Eaters can straight up transform into monsters and shit. It still strikes me as weird on how GEs went from saviors of the world to straight up slaves by the time GE3 rolled in. +--- 634910759 +>>634906249 +Spartacus for me +https://youtu.be/JUR0IepzjoU [Embed] +When the other Large Aragamis enter and he starts absorbing their oracle cells to heal, that's where real shit starts +--- 634910808 +What was the consensus on Freedom Wars? +--- 634910835 +>>634893269 (OP) +Gonna need paizuri first +--- 634910962 +>>634910338 +Sex +--- 634911008 +>>634893269 (OP) +--- 634911009 +>>634903801 +https://youtu.be/6ldFN0nb464 [Embed] + +It used to be so clear +But I'm caught inside a misty gloom. +I'm fighting crazy shadows +The amber streams going wild + +I MUST MOVE ON AND +IIIIII MUST NOT GIVE INTO +THIIIS INSANE WORLD +IT'S CATCHING FIRE ROUND ME NOW +--- 634911015 +>>634895475 +This. I keep wanting to get God Eater 3 since it keeps going on sale on PSN, but I should really finish Sunbreak. +--- 634911063 +>>634910338 +Impressive design, immaculate even +--- 634911270 +I WILL WIN +--- 634911372 +>>634910808 +>+10 years for thinking Freedom Wars is neat and talking about how cool the Thorn system so much it got in the way of your duties +>+1,000 years for complaining about the Panopticon for having too little Abductor models available +>+100,000 years for playing banging music in the panopticon without a permit +>-100,000,000 years for failing to subdue enemy Abductor, officially designated as Peltatum, without the aid of another Sinner +>+100,000,000,000 years for having sexual feelings for your cellmates without the permission of the panopticon +Remember to replay Freedom Wars for the greater good of the Panopticon, Sinners. It is not your civic duty, but a legal requirement of your sentence. +--- 634911443 +>>634911270 +CAUSE MY HEART IS BURNING WITH DESIRE +--- 634911534 +>what kind of fucked up story should we tell in a world that has gone through three world ending apocalypses +>your little retard gets bullied at school for being adopted +--- 634911536 +I got filtered by bullet crafting, it's too autistic for me +--- 634911706 +>>634893269 (OP) +didnt vibe with the controls +something like dodge and block or something like that being bound to the same button without any way to decouple theose actions at the time was an instant refund +--- 634911896 +>>634911534 +I love my adopted, trash eating daughter! +--- 634911991 +>only game that brought back the all of the original cast was a gacha that is canon to the story and has already reached EoS +--- 634912440 +>>634911991 +Its very unfortunate +--- 634912542 +>>634911536 +Just ignore the feature like everyone else. You don't need to learn it or use it at all. +>>634911706 +Blocking involves holding down R1 then pressing the same face button as either dash or jump. But really, just never Block and problem solved. +--- 634912652 +>>634893378 +fpbp as usual +--- 634912920 +>>634911991 +Pain +--- 634913262 +>redownload Rage Burst after entering thread earlier +>start it up and randomly choose mission +>do two (2) boost hammer slams +>damage cap hit x two (2) +>kongou is dead +>repeat two (2) more times +>Prithvi Mata and Kongou now dead +>mission complete in under two (2) minutes +>including time spent trying to recall how to devour and block again +Boost Hammer superiority +--- 634913709 +I just realized Code Vein was probably made by the God Eater people +--- 634913787 +>>634913709 +anon... +--- 634913824 +>>634913262 +>just boost rush and crit quadriga body to stagger it until it's dead +good times; wtf were they thinking with the 2RB hammer anti-air, literally unusable +--- 634914882 +>>634913709 +Kek what gave it away? +--- 634915048 +>>634913709 +Smartest anon on /v/ + +Anyway when are they gonna release Code vein 2? +--- 634915125 +>>634914882 +--- 634915183 +>>634914882 +this +>>634897462 +looks straight out of the Code Vein character creator +--- 634915189 +>>634893269 (OP) +Gorgeous BBFs. +--- 634915219 +>>634893269 (OP) +Because I beat the games years ago and no new came out since then. +--- 634915915 +Because it looks like shit. +aesthetically I've rarely seen uglier games +--- 634916245 +God Eater writers wrote themselves into a corner by continually upping the doom and tragedy in the story that they will be left with no choice but to introduce aliens or time travel +--- 634916628 +>>634916245 +They already accounted for that with everything that Shio did on the moon, the explanation for the Devouring Apocalypse occuring and the Aragami free zone Blood created through the most asspull in a story I've ever seen though (I'll forgive them because best boy came back). The games are primarily about hope after all. +--- 634916664 +>>634916245 +>CV takes place in the same world +>it ends with your party leaving the mist, hoping to find something better in the outside world +>mfw a world that's been devastated by the apocalypse three times over is all that awaits them +--- 634916793 +It gets repetitive really fast when they don't give monsters new moves. I was playing 3 but I'm completely burned out +--- 634916817 +>>634901681 +that's because you don't know how to play, I got to her in like 15 minutes in my second playthrough. +--- 634916854 +>>634913262 +>load up mission +>do rage burst +>use the infinite gravity-scaling damage bomb trick +>win +GG no re +--- 634916981 +>>634916664 +How would they even make a CV2? Another spot but this time the curtain falls down halfway to the story and now they have to fight Prithvi Matas while being slow as molasses? +--- 634917279 +playing this game makes me feel like I'm 15 again +--- 634917330 +>>634893269 (OP) +it's a faggot game +--- 634917401 +>>634917279 +Why is Soma a pajeet? +--- 634917409 +>>634893378 +Gamers dont eat ass. Go back to porn hub +--- 634917434 +>>634917330 +why are you not playing it then, faggot? +--- 634917503 +>>634917330 +YOU're a faggot. Ever thought of that? +--- 634917603 +>>634917401 +Bias Factor. +--- 634917756 +>>634917401 +they wanted to make Sephiroth clone to look a bit different from him +--- 634917848 +>>634917401 +Soma is already half pajeet though +--- 634917962 +this girl scares me +--- 634918132 +>>634917962 +>Hibari instead of Licca or Tsubaki +--- 634918628 +>>634918132 +based Licca enjoyer +--- 634918769 +>>634918132 +>best girl of the franchise instead of worse girls +Anon is a little afraid, but on the right path. +--- 634919121 +>>634916664 +>CV takes place in the same world +The timelines don't match up between GE and CV. +--- 634919175 +I played through 3 at release, but didn't do any of the update stuff. Is it worth going back to it just for that? +--- 634919347 +>>634893269 (OP) +>when you enter the lava level with her she complains about being all sweaty and gross +instant boner +--- 634919361 +>>634917962 +--- 634919369 +>>634919175 +no +--- 634919473 +>>634893269 (OP) +I played burst and 3 +Absolute fucking dogshit +Actually incredible that this series sold more than 2 copies +--- 634919568 +>>634911991 +--- 634919632 +>>634919473 +got the perfect game for you anon: + +https://store.steampowered.com/app/654880/Dream_Daddy_A_Dad_Dating_Simulator/ +--- 634919689 +Loved burst, never played the rest. Should I try 2 or just play burst again? +--- 634919730 +>>634919175 +if you like Soma, his parts are pretty nice even though unlocking them is a drag. If you like the game, the updates bring the best Aragami to date and a lot of challenge quests. Like too many almost. Some good accesories for your character too I guess. It's okay, but the magic might have worn off for you by now. It is all free to try though. +--- 634919774 +>>634919568 +lmao that hilarious, wish we had funny emotes like this in the Souls games +--- 634919827 +>>634919689 +Buy the two on steam, it's $60 last I checked. Or wait for a discount, RE2RB is a massive upgrade to GEB imo, while GER's Predator Arts is retarded. +--- 634920086 +>>634909883 +>but mainly for the fujos + +You never played monster hunter then + +The only character that I see is being draw by women is Utsushi and no one else + +Monster Hunter always was a male catered franchise +--- 634920338 +>>634919568 +--- 634920421 +>>634893269 (OP) +God I want to cum... +--- 634920521 +>>634919827 +>Buy +KEK +--- 634920534 +>>634920338 +are there any micro bikini / swimsuit mods for Phym? asking for a friend. +--- 634920613 +>>634920475 +--- 634920702 +>>634920086 +Read the reply chain anon. First the fujo stuff is about GE, and I am just stating the fact that monhun has always featured fapbait as well. Second, absolutely fucking not. Monster Hunter is filled with fujo bait too, especially evident in recent games with characters like Jae and the Admiral/Commander/Chief leader types. Kagero even got an entire cutscene this update to show how handsome he is under the mask and how cool a guy he is. You don't have a high ground here, not that lewd fanservice is a negative to begin with. +--- 634920782 +>>634908129 +alisa is for me! +--- 634920825 +>>634893269 (OP) +Why should I replay it? +--- 634920858 +>>634920521 +I unironically will shill for it, I like the franchise that much. You can pirate it if you want to try it out. +--- 634920870 +>>634920782 +O-Oh. Well then. That's good then anon +--- 634920958 +>>634893269 (OP) +titties are free and widely available. +i'll need more before wasting my time or money with your game. +--- 634921176 +>>634916981 +>while being slowass +They can do the Fast-paced combat from Scarlet Nexus mixed with CV's anime souls clone formula. +--- 634921836 +>son fucks up your plan because you can only save some of the population instead of all of it +>son then proceeds to come up with his own plan that kills off another 99% of the worlds remaining population +--- 634921991 +>>634921836 +johannes did nothing wrong diff --git a/v/634893989.txt b/v/634893989.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5205f25487bfe03a8395ffb9a96b5f434f898c95 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634893989.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1170 @@ +----- +--- 634893989 +Disgaeabros.. it's over +--- 634894057 +>>634893989 (OP) +No refunds! +--- 634894254 +Imagine being dumb enough to pay for gachashit. Tell me, what's the actual appeal of gacha games. +--- 634894393 +>>634894254 +fun +--- 634894597 +>>634894254 +Having bad bitches in your pocket ready to suck you off at any second +--- 634894725 +>>634894254 +Gambling high but instead of money its cute girls +--- 634894787 +>>634894393 +Explain, I want to know what makes them fun for you to play them instead of standard video games. +--- 634894803 +>>634894254 +it's like buying beef jerky from time to time. I only spend on games that give you the option of purchasing specific shit like Duel Links and Pokemon Unite. +--- 634894896 +>>634893989 (OP) +I already quitted the games many moons ago, you should've realize the eventual doom considering they can't even get 1000 people to repost their tweets. + +also fuck those lv4500 sardines stage +--- 634894903 +>>634894597 +Only for them to go once the services goes offline, right? +--- 634895135 +Why the fuck do you retards play on the global servers +--- 634895252 +>>634895135 +jp version ip blocks gaijins +--- 634895373 +>>634895135 +Pretty much. If your gacha game isn't doing a universal client thing for all servers, like Nikke for example, then accept that you're going to get EoS'd +--- 634896167 +>>634894787 +gacha games are honestly just dolled up old school flash games. the only reason i think anyone gets mad at them is because you can spend money on them. +--- 634896331 +>>634893989 (OP) +Good. +Sadly not in Japan, only western part. +Tho fun thing - this shitty gacha had better treatment of disgea mechanics than Disgaea 6. +And it had very shitty but anime opening - something 6 and 7 lack. +Overall 7 seems more of return to norm, made by differrent than 6 director, one who loves 5 a lot. +However lack of spritework and going full 3D kinda ruined it for me +--- 634896413 +>>634896167 +that's an insult towards flash games +--- 634896691 +THIS THE MOBILE THREAD? +TROONS ON SUICIDE WATCH. +WE FUCKING WON EGGERS. +--- 634896798 +>>634893989 (OP) +Disgaea... lost... +--- 634896814 +>>634896691 +no it's the disgaea thread +--- 634896925 +What does HARATAKE look like irl? +--- 634896994 +>>634894254 +The ancient, animalistic appeal that humans have for collecting shit. +--- 634897050 +limbus chuds ur next +--- 634897214 +Asagi bros... our 2nd event... +--- 634897257 +>>634897050 +Probably. Imagine making a gacha unnecessarily complicated. Dead within 2 years. +--- 634897269 +>>634893989 (OP) +>want a fun Disgaea game that focuses on fanservice and crossovers +>have to put up with a dumb gacha with a poor translation +Just fucking make Disgaea Infinite 2 you cunts +--- 634897354 +>>634893989 (OP) +I'll never understand why they don't just release these shutdown games as standard offline games when cancelled time comes. Hell, SELL them if you want, but let people keep playing. It can't possibly be that much effort. +--- 634897410 +>>634893989 (OP) +I play this game (JP version) everyday, only gacha game I'm into. +Never spent any money on it though. +--- 634897525 +>>634893989 (OP) +fuck shit, how does a game die twice? +--- 634897750 +>>634897525 +I think the first time was more of a stillbirth than a death, per se. +Granted stillbirth is a form of death, but you know what I mean... +--- 634897763 +>>634897354 +Too much effort for how little they put into a gacha game. +--- 634897981 +>>634897354 +no one would play an autobattler that doesn't have new things to collect each week +--- 634897983 +>>634893989 (OP) +The only good Disgaea content are the original Fatlus release of Disgaea 1, 2, 3, 4, Prinny, and Prinny 2. Everything else, including the HD remakes of 1 & 2 and the anime, are fucking ass. +--- 634898027 +>>634897354 +shutdown of gacha games is usually decided 3-6 months before any official announcement is made. The goal of shutting them down is often not that they're bleeding money, but simply not generating enough so the devs are moved to other projects. Producing an offline version is not seen as worth the effort and at this point the dev team doesn't exist anymore anyway +--- 634898046 +>>634897983 +atlus only touched the 1st disgaea +--- 634898071 +>>634897354 +Gacha and timed content is the appeal. You'd also set a dangerous precedent if people knew they'd eventually be able to get everything for a flat fee. Not to mention effort on devs' part. +--- 634898110 +>>634893989 (OP) +Thought they were ending D4's online features. I had 0 idea this game was on steam lol +--- 634898143 +>>634897354 +It's very simple—because they don't want you to play them and instead want you to waste $$$ and time on their newly released gacha (which will also eventually shutdown). I honestly don't get how people can support these online only, minimal effort pieces of crap so heavily, and yet, they do. +--- 634898181 +We will never get an Etna pooping event +--- 634898201 +>>634893989 (OP) +This is basically exactly why I never played it. +When they end of the service of one of these kind of games the least they could do is make some single player variation. +They had some fun gimmicks I would have rather tried in Disgaea 6 instead of whatever the fuck Disgaea 6 was supposed to be. +Live Service games are just trash, even the good ones, because you can't win. If they're fun, and you like them, they eventually end service and are gone forever like a loved one who died. If they're shit, you're stuck in some perpetual FOMO slavery playing a game you hate but don't want to quit. +There is zero fucking reason to play these things. But if they ported a single player copy to steam I'd probably buy it just to hold me over until D7 or D8 +--- 634898260 +>>634893989 (OP) +Hated it but I appreciate it for giving me new arts of my wife, rip. +--- 634898318 +>>634893989 (OP) +Good riddance, now the 2d artists can work on D8 and NIS can get rid of the shitty 3d models. Also Flonne > Etna > Rozalin >> Every other Disgaea wife +--- 634898328 +>>634897354 + +Doesn't make sense to sell off IP if you are still going to continue to use it in the future. +--- 634898369 +>>634898318 +it's still alive in jp +--- 634898429 +>>634897354 +Why do you think people managing a predatory scam slot machine that returns jpegs instead of money would care about the abomination they've created and want people to be able to "enjoy" it after they've finished sucking their whales dry? These aren't passion projects. +--- 634898448 +>>634897981 +What the fuck do you think idle games are? +--- 634898482 +>>634898369 +My tier list still stands +--- 634898556 +disgaea is one of the few games that could have worked as gacha +how they manage to fucked it up? +--- 634898653 +>>634898181 +Does Etna need diapers or something? +--- 634898793 +>>634898556 +Turned it into a 5 niggas in a row game instead of just a regular Disgaea SRPG +--- 634898817 +>>634898556 +Pretty sure they failed twice, the first time almost forced NIS to go bankrupt. +--- 634898884 +>>634893989 (OP) +This is one of the few gacha games I would consider having gotten into, too. Well, if I wasn't completely over phone games. Maybe they can port Etna's costumes into something else. +--- 634899082 +>>634893989 (OP) +lol good thing i didn't touched that + +>>634898556 +Some characters weren't available from the JP version and i think it had some localization issues (don't remember what content was lost too) +Add to that, the issue that they decided to make it as grindy as a regular disgaea but with an automated rpg turn based combat +Thats far from fun +--- 634899134 +>>634898884 +Something really off about Etna's abdomen on that picture. +It looks like she gained a lot of weight, then lost it and had the excess skin stretched taut. +--- 634899162 +>>634897354 +If they can't milk them, they don't want you playing them. Because then you won't spend your time playing whatever new shit they sank an unreasonable amount of money into. +--- 634899214 +>>634899134 +I don't see it, but OK bro +--- 634899216 +Talk about Disgaeasting! +--- 634899343 +>>634899216 +Are you having a stroke? +--- 634899352 +>>634893989 (OP) +welp... +--- 634899443 +>>634894896 +>quitted +It’s ‘I already quit,’ ESL. +--- 634899637 +>usalia gets two dlc +>not one of them have berserk usalia +--- 634899638 +>>634894896 +how does an ESL get to the point of working "many moons ago" into their phrasal vocabulary without learning the past tense of "quit"? +--- 634899661 +>>634898653 +Etna suffers from IBS +--- 634899681 +>>634899637 +Play the JP version ;) +--- 634899709 +>>634899681 +i mean the actual games not the jpeg collectors +--- 634899779 +>>634899638 +Easier to learn these phrases than it is to learn grammar, much easier. +--- 634899841 +>>634899709 +Oh. Well, that'd require a different model and they're too lazy for that. +--- 634899887 +>>634893989 (OP) +UH OH!!!!!!!!!!!! +--- 634899937 +>>634899887 +did fgo die or something +--- 634900050 +>>634899937 +There is an ongoing saga in the JP version where there is little to no content. +--- 634900148 +clearly the next move is to make a disgaea based vampire survivors knockoff +you already have a fuck ton of sprites and characters to use, a ton of weapons and shit for the upgrades, its braindead simple at this point and extremely low effort needed +you can already grind in most of them just have the infinite grind of disgaea to go with it to set it apart which means even less effort needed for balance +--- 634900176 +>>634893989 (OP) +Thanks for reminding me to uninstall. I tried it for like 2 hours and while the concept was ok for a mobile game, it really wasn't Disgaea and the microtransactions were terrible. + +>>634895135 +Some of us don't read moonrunes. +--- 634900979 +>>634900148 +>less effort to balance +Anon disgaea has never EVER been balanced. Soon as the tutorial ends you're either doing the one shotting or getting one shot. The endless stats just exist to roadblock you into grinding so you can be the one whose one shotting. +Now try to counterpoint me and say on a couple floors out of 100 in item world you sometimes before endgame find the right floor where the power is actually matched, only for it to disappear immediately upon moving to the next. +--- 634900980 +>>634900148 +i'd rather have a new cladun with more weapon types and a higher level cap +--- 634901063 +>>634899638 +just like american uses payed instead paid +--- 634901214 +>>634900980 +Tell me more about cladun +--- 634901295 +>>634901214 +hack & slash with customizable characters, weapons, and music +--- 634901326 +I get playing gacha games but I don't get playing these spin-off gacha games that get churned out weekly and are guaranteed to die. +--- 634901364 +>>634900980 +Based cladun enjoyer, I liked all the 3 games, but what I really want is a new unlosing ranger game. +--- 634901450 +>>634900979 +and because of such attitude as yours - we'll never have good disgaea again +Disgaea was balanced - for main story. First 4 games, maybe even 5. +That was the beauty of it. You can play it as normal SPRG and enjoy most of stuff it has but if you really liked it then you go into all the bullshit it provides. +I heard 7 somehow returned to that formula too, but 6 was result of people like you defining games but what they are not. +Sure you can refer story as "tutorial", but thanks to that you got worse and worse characters and story itself. +--- 634901510 +>>634901295 +I should play it eventually. +Cute Asagi. +Too bad about her game. +--- 634901616 +>>634901364 +Here you go bro hope you like 3d +--- 634901725 +>>634901616 +im gonna poop in your mom's bed +--- 634901819 +>>634901616 +Might as well try it. +--- 634901863 +>>634894787 +Free. +--- 634901872 +>>634901819 +the 1st guided fate paradox isn't bad but the sequel is shit +--- 634901942 +>>634898110 +D4 online features use steamworks no? +--- 634902038 +>>634897354 +I'd buy offline Fortnite immediately, even pay for chapters as dlc. +--- 634902092 +>>634902038 +Good morning sir! +--- 634902117 +>>634893989 (OP) +Hahahahahahahagagagahahahahahaha +--- 634902121 +>>634902092 +But it's night. +--- 634902163 +>>634902117 +Sorry, let me take my dick out of your mouth. +https://youtu.be/LnMhJU6RsYU [Embed] +You were saying? +--- 634902174 +>>634902121 +Working for timmy the child rapist at night, sir? +--- 634902176 +>>634902038 +frfr that'd be bussin +--- 634902405 +>>634897354 +Your problem is you're thinking of gacha games as something anyone cares about preserving. They're the disposable fast food of video games with already planned life expectancy unless they continually make INSANE profit over time. Not even having actual budget or big name attachment can save a gacha game if it's not making numbers. +--- 634902670 +>>634897354 +>believing its about giving people a game +you have to be 18 to post here anon +The intention of mobile is to drain people dry, and once it stutters they release new grand opening limited time only 5% off 2000 gemmies for $95 buy nownownow for insert "game" +--- 634902680 +>>634900050 +How much longer can they blame it on covid? +--- 634902717 +>>634894903 +Just like girls in real life +--- 634902803 +>>634902405 +>mobius +I remember it had a killer soundtrack. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-InFoCiMKVw [Embed] +--- 634902845 +>>634902680 +everyone knows it's due to sakura taisen mobage and baba. +--- 634902875 +>>634893989 (OP) +Buh muh jpegs I spent $2000 on... +--- 634902960 +>>634902845 +I have no idea what either of those things are. +--- 634903097 +>>634901063 +what? no we don't. +--- 634903527 +>>634902960 +>nasu wants to make a game about saving the world with fate setting +>asks shiokawa, his friend which worked at delightwork +>"why don't you make it mobage? my company can handle it" +>apparently nasu throws shittons of stupid idea like 0 seasonal events, Shiokawa shots down most of it. +>the initial game is badly balanced, ugly and really bad in performance, they even had server issues during the first event +>in the end the game becomes massively popular though +>shiokawa quits +>Delightworks gets uppity, asks sega for 3 billion yens for making them new sakura taisen mobage claiming "we are the reason FGO is such a massive success!" +>hires hideo baba, which gets booted twice from namco and square enix. +>game is a massive flop and bleeding money everywhere +>FGO's development team is the one that suffers +--- 634903692 +>>634893989 (OP) +I honestly have no idea how any medium sized franchise can fail to make money on a gacha game. It is fucking braindead. I've tried the popular gacha and they are all complete trash, so how fucking bad does this game have to have been to die? +--- 634903773 +>>634898556 +Letting people like this in charge of the community. +--- 634904424 +Jap version eos soon +--- 634904437 +>>634903773 +Does this kind of tranny mod have a freakout if you typed it as ロリ instead? +--- 634904602 +>>634898046 +Thank you for being a broken record, ESL anon, for repeating redundant information for no good reason. +--- 634904658 +>>634904602 +happy to help +--- 634904738 +>>634893989 (OP) +>Making a gacha out of a niche series +Fucking idiots... +--- 634904836 +>>634904738 +most drpg players never even played the mainline games +--- 634904837 +>>634904437 +They constantly bemoaned how they could fix the game/series with their own translations. One of the other mods also commissions artists to draw his saiyen oc fucking disgaea characters though. +--- 634904905 +>>634904738 +Reminder fate was niche when fgo was a thing +--- 634904982 +>>634893989 (OP) +What will they grind now after wasting money? +--- 634905268 +>>634896994 +This might be the cure to gacha addiction. Finding something else to compulsively collect may even improve productivity in a hobby or job if you enjoy collecting information. +Holy shit, the NSA are actually reformed gachafags +--- 634905272 +>Download it when it came out on Steam +>Buggy mess that crashed after the tutorial and then could never launch again +I like regular Disgaea +--- 634905420 +>all the tertiaries copy pasting their gatchar rage youtuber garbage +>all those tertiaries unaware that the game can be played without any money involved at no downside +It's really baffling that this place still believe to be on a pedestal compared to reddit or resetera. +--- 634905754 +>>634893989 (OP) +h- +H-HEY +DOODS DOODS +DOOD LIST- +DOODS +... +I THE GREAT SWAMP WITCH METALLIA +IS WHAT MADE THIS FRANCHISE GREAT +YOU MAY HAVE YOUR LOCAL GACHASHIT WALMART CLOSING DOWN BUT GUESS WHAT +IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME IT NEVER WOULD'VE BEEN OPENED TO BEGIN WITH +I RUN THIS FUCKING WORLD BITCH +ITS A SWAMP WORLD AFTER ALL +--- 634905842 +>>634905754 +Metallica is the event that literally killed the game. +--- 634905861 +>>634903773 +yea, discord is amazing place of twofaced liars +--- 634905868 +>>634905754 +shut up shrek labyrinth is better +--- 634905940 +>>634905754 +But you can't compete with the stinky neet or the town bike +--- 634906080 +>>634899779 +Don't feel too bad esl friend, you're learning at a faster rate than I am with nip +--- 634906104 +>>634897354 +Because if people expect that they will just wait for the game to die instead of playing it +that knockout city game gave out private server software when it shut down though +--- 634907202 +>>634893989 (OP) +No! +Noooooo! +No way! +What? +Noooooooooooo! +What? +WHO WOULD HAVE EVER SEEN THIS HAPPENING! +--- 634907483 +>>634907202 +Wrong pic +--- 634907584 +>>634907483 +disgaea is more sony than it is nintendo +--- 634907717 +>>634894803 +how can anything videogame related even compare to the glory that is beef jerky? +--- 634907808 +>tertiaries not being aware the game was profitable and boltrend just spent all the money in other shitty projects instead of sustaining the Disgaea team +--- 634907918 +>>634894254 +gachas exploit incel's loneliness and autism +can't blame them tho, incels don't deserve human rights +--- 634908016 +>>634907918 +another tertiary got the bait. +--- 634908552 +>>634893989 (OP) +I'm amazed this shit lasted for so long. It's such a boring fucking game with shit writing and an even shittier localization. +--- 634909079 +>>634908552 +considering how minimal the story even was, it was legit baffling how bad it was +--- 634909219 +>>634909079 +Mind you, even if the localization WEREN'T trash, it's still a shit game. It's just obscenely boring. +--- 634909287 +>>634909219 +The worst of it was the gachfags going "disgaea's all about grind thats the fun" but the gameplay itself was a bigger slog than actually 100%ing the games. +--- 634909424 +>>634904837 +>One of the other mods also commissions artists to draw his saiyen oc fucking disgaea characters though. +Unfathomably fucking based +--- 634909485 +>>634897354 +It's a shortsighted mindset, I agree. And it ain't just gacha, but pretty much any online game with remote servers the company controls. +If they really want to stop developing a game, then switch gears for a few months - make personal server software, retool the client to connect to them, and sell that shit to people. For the cost of a maintenance team to push bugfixes for the serversoft now and then, you drop all responsability of covering server costs, and gain an entirely new revenue stream off a game you've already finished. +--- 634909606 +>>634893989 (OP) +Fate of all gacha games. +--- 634909650 +>>634909606 +Fate of all nip gacha game. All chinese games are super profitable. Japan is dead. +--- 634909796 +>>634894254 +--- 634909890 +>>634894803 +>it's like buying beef jerky from time to time. I only spend on games that give you the option of purchasing specific shit like Duel Links and Pokemon Unite. +That's nothing at all like buying beef jerky, that's addict behavior. +--- 634909993 +>>634893989 (OP) +LMFAO +--- 634910023 +>>634909287 +item world dopamine activates monkey brain +--- 634910129 +>>634898556 +The company that published the global version took the money and invested it in other shitty projects that didn't pay off. It's NIS fault for choosing such a shitty publisher to begin with. +--- 634910169 +Japanese gacha games have been mogged hard by Chinese and Korean ones. Every single JP gacha game is literally some FGO/idle game clone with an anime IP slapped on. Their global servers are all set up to fail at this point. I would honestly not trust any new global server for any JP gacha game lasting longer then a year. + +Meanwhile Chinese and Korean gacha games are only advancing more and more while keeping their global servers alive no problem. +--- 634910207 +>>634897354 +I can see two problems with it +Licensing due to the fact that many gachas will commission many different artists for designs/artwork and a full offline version of any given gacha will most likely be a completely separate game needing new licensing which means more money that they're not confident they will recoup. +If you're still playing that old and busted gacha which they're not even making money off of anymore it means you're not playing whatever new gacha they've got going. + +Basically money. A vast majority of gachas are low effort cash grabs so they can afford to go through this constant cycle of releasing a game, updating it for a while then shutting it down. They've already made their money and the upkeep on server maint is low. The only way you're guaranteed to get any real value out of a gacha is if you play something with extremely high production value with high popularity to ensure it remains supported. At the moment that's essentially just Genshin which is guaranteed to run for at least a decade which is longer than many MMOs are able to go. +--- 634910245 +>>634910169 +>Meanwhile Chinese and Korean gacha games are only advancing more and more while keeping their global servers alive no problem. +Chinese gachas are just Genshin Impact and Korean gacha is just Blue Archive, calm down lol. +--- 634910248 +>>634893989 (OP) +Crumbling reminder +--- 634910257 +>>634910169 +The most successful nip games didn't give a fuck about the rest of the world. +--- 634910397 +>>634909424 +Yeah but he used the same name across all his porn accounts +--- 634910423 +>>634910207 +>A vast majority of gachas are low effort cash grabs +Funny enough Genshin IS the low effort cash grab for mihoyo compared to their other games. + +The problem is that jap gachas are made to be cash grabs for old dying series while chink gachas are made to set up and begin a new ip that can expand in to it's own series beyond the gacha. One is a sink the other is an investment. +--- 634910449 +>>634893989 (OP) +>this shit is the reason that Labyrinth of Galleria was unfinished and NIS almost died +Good riddance +--- 634910464 +>>634910423 +>Funny enough Genshin IS the low effort cash grab for mihoyo compared to their other games. +If you actually think this you don't know anything about game development. +--- 634910548 +>>634910423 +>Genshin IS the low effort cash grab for mihoyo compared to their other games +You are a complete retard. +--- 634910627 +gendrones getting uppity +--- 634910632 +>>634910464 +>>634910548 +Gonna explain yourselves or keep sucking my hairy cock you faggots? +--- 634910725 +>>634910632 +Why should I explain the obvious? Are you so daft that you think games like Honkai Impact somehow has more effort than genshin? lol +--- 634910852 +>>634910632 +It's such a genuinely and blatantly retarded statement that it does not warrant explanation. The effort is obvious if you've actually played their games. +>b-b-but Honkai has cool combos... +Honkai has number porn. You mash buttons and see ten numbers pop up per action performed. It's style over substance. Many of the environments are legitimately PS2 era blocky messes. I would not be surprised if more money was dumped into Liyue alone than the entirety of Honkai development. You need to educate yourself on just how much effort they put into Genshin. There's a reason why every attempt at a Genshin killer so far has failed. Play something like Tower of Fantasy and the difference in polish is immediately recognizable. +--- 634911402 +>>634910257 +>uma musume +is that the game the yakuza got butthurt about? +--- 634911429 +>>634911402 +>Got butt hurt +They run the shit +--- 634911518 +>>634893989 (OP) +I've only ever played the first Disgaea but I feel sorry for you doods +--- 634911540 +>>634911429 +I recall threads that something involving a horse gacha made them anally agitated but I forget exectly what happened +--- 634911643 +>>634911402 +They fucking love that game/series because it has single-handedly revitalized the horse racing industry in Japan. It's not an exaggeration to say that digital horse pussy is now a major economic factor in Japan. Race horse owners are clamoring to have their horses anime'd and put into Uma. + +Maybe you're thinking of the porn because they do not like porn being distributed of their horses. It can not be understated just how unusual it is for a series like Uma to be so wildly successful yet have relatively little porn of it. +--- 634911723 +>>634911643 +>because it has single-handedly revitalized the horse racing industry in Japan +are middle aged men really playing horse pussy weeb games +--- 634911829 +>>634911723 +Yes. I can not stress enough just how much money Uma has brought to the horse racing industry in Japan. It's not just the gacha that's doing well. +--- 634911952 +>>634911643 +>porn +Yeah that was probably what I was thinking of. I refreshed my memory with some footage of it on youtube and I must concur, there should be lots of porn for a game making this much money. +--- 634911960 +>>634911643 +> It can not be understated just how unusual it is for a series like Uma to be so wildly successful yet have relatively little porn of it. +Anon artists literally reported thugs beating down their doors at 4AM in the morning for making porn of them. It's not "unusual" at all. +--- 634911994 +>>634911518 +reminder that this is Flonne now +--- 634912137 +>>634911960 +Anon that's the point I was getting at. It is extremely unusual for so little porn to exist for something so wildly popular. The reason why there's hardly any porn is due to yakuza involvement. +--- 634912170 +>>634897354 +they absolutely should, at least to the people who spent money +--- 634912209 +>>634911994 +zenon sexo +--- 634912337 +>>634911994 +reminder posting the official art for this game on the discord for it gets you banned +--- 634912412 +>>634912170 +they should send jpegs to the people that spent money +--- 634912430 +>>634911994 +i can fix her +--- 634912534 +>>634911994 +The hell did they do to her? +--- 634912594 +>>634911994 +And this is Laharl now. He needs rape correction now. +--- 634912597 +>>634911518 +don't worry, anyone who kept playing Disgaea RPG is a faggot who doesn't deserve feeling sorry for +--- 634912626 +>>634912534 +alternate universe etna was a cunt and sealed zenon inside flonne instead of rozalin +--- 634912837 +What is the best way to play the first game? I looked at some comparisons and the steam version looks like aids compared to the ps2 version. +--- 634912856 +>>634912837 +Play the remake on Switch. +--- 634912863 +>>634912594 +I hope he still has his dick. +--- 634912865 +>>634912534 +>>634912626 +Etna wanted a body paint friend +--- 634912901 +>>634912626 +On one hand using anything told in any gacha as some sort of relation to main game series is dumb +But on other side - I mean it's still better than whatever DisgaeaD2 was +>>634912856 +it has shit spritework and miss tons of stuff tho +I'd vote for PSP or PC ver +--- 634912915 +>>634912594 +transharl was a mistake +--- 634912958 +>>634896413 +the fuck are you going to know if you are obviously traumatized by the concept of them. You've never tried them. I play Blue Archive and FGO and they are free, ive never spent a single cent on it. Literally free games that you can try and throw out if you don't like them. If you are too much of an impulsive, no-self control retard that has to throw money at everything. Then that's on you. Nigger. +--- 634912996 +>>634912337 +slaughter all discordniggers. not in minecraft. +--- 634913091 +I personally think that they Aces Raspberyl in that game, not a single bad alt. +--- 634913138 +>>634912901 +xeno fuka from the gacha game is in disgaea 6's dlc so that's something at least +--- 634913182 +>>634894254 +make numales seethe +--- 634913231 +>>634912958 +I played DisgaeaRPG for about half a year. +It's pseudo-mmo thing which slowly creeps into your life to fulfill dailies and follow meta and various other crap to get latest content which usually worthless one joke in 10-20 dialogues. +In hindsight every 15-30-60 min I wasted on that crap would be better spent on exploring various flash games, like dunno, tower defenses or something +--- 634913241 +it was nothing like disgaea lol +--- 634913369 +STOP PLAYING ENG VERSIONS OF GAMES. +>>634913231 +>would be better spent +Time wasted is time wasted. If you enjoyed that wasted time, great, but it's still wasted time. +Note that I believe all time is wasted as there is no real goal, just things that make us happy. +--- 634913394 +>>634897354 +It might be too hard for devs, they see it as too much effort, they don't care. +They might re-release gatcha more succefully in future and offline version would hinder them. +--- 634913423 +>>634913138 +well I won't be surprised if mobage further will be cannibalized by newer games. +Never touched 6 again after beating story, it's way too miserable, I'm better off looking for Pringer in Disgaea 2 item world. (fat chance so far) + +It's not like mobile crap doesn't have some good ideas at time, but the way it presented is worthless more often than not to care about. +--- 634913596 +>>634913369 +You can waste time in different ways. +Playing normal or even flash games have more substance to it than Disgaea RPG slowly creeping into your life as addiction cause you need to complete those dailies, participate in events, etc, all to earn virtual currency to get character which you don't even care about how it looks or attacks maybe outside watching it once, but just so you can slowly get closer to end game content which is not really that good either way. + +Mobile games build around slowly addicting player into being part of their life. I have enough backlog as it is, thank you very much. +--- 634913610 +>>634913423 +>I'm better off looking for Pringer in Disgaea 2 item world +you mean Prinny Baal Pirates? pringer isn't in the itemworld +--- 634913626 +>>634913423 +>I'm better off looking for Pringer in Disgaea 2 item world. (fat chance so far) +That's a thing? Is it after winning against unsealed pringers? +--- 634913702 +>>634913231 +>It's pseudo-mmo thing +Why do people who know nothing keep comming on /v/ ranting about dumb imaginary bullshit all the time? +--- 634913754 +>>634913610 +>>634913626 +fuck, did I confuse things again. +I mean I remember that I need to stumble upon particular pirates in 40th rank item's world in 90-100 stages, I had a few months off not doing that cause reasons, just recently went into another drill emperor to find nothing. +Probably confused Pringer with Prinny Baal pirates then. Need to reread stuff. +--- 634913880 +>>634913702 +I mean I never played MMO's end game content, but it seems similar to what soshage crap devolves into. Boss raids, communities, meta, guilds, etc. +At least it aligned to what I read and heard from active players in Arknights/Granblue. +Obsiously it's not same game type, but I see similarities. And addiction seems similar too. +--- 634913914 +>>634913231 +I dunno how you kept it up for half a year. It's a pretty bland game. +--- 634913932 +>>634911994 +Is there a site with all the pngs of the art from the game +--- 634913993 +>>634913932 +https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1MWmmXla3pQLf_5yDb64O7S1XCwB7yAoB +here's most of the art, it stopped being updated for some time +--- 634914070 +>>634913993 +Gracias +--- 634914139 +>>634913914 +I just really like Harada's art, even tho I bet 99% of art in RPG was made just to look like his. +Overall it was also first social game type thing I played more than a few days, so prolly didn't notice it creeping into life more and more till I realized that I spend like few good hours a day sometimes on that crap and never launched again since. +To be completely fair to it, around that time there was also Disgaea 6 which was even worse. RPG seemingly kept more game mechanics than 6 too. So it was interesting to compare for some time. +--- 634914141 +>>634897410 +this is such a fun design +--- 634914251 +>>634914139 +Harada didn't do the art for Disgaea RPG. +--- 634914312 +>>634913369 +weebs are insane +--- 634914363 +>>634914251 +welp. then 100% to look like his then. +I was kinda thought it was the case, but I can't separate them at times. Modern Harada's art is a bit too polished, some of personality gone from his works too. +--- 634914462 +>>634914363 +You can tell because RPG's artist gives girls wide hips and Harada don't do that most of the time. +--- 634914542 +>>634914462 +Interesting discerning eye you have, anon. +I wish they just allowed him to use more rough artworks which he sometimes posts on twitter +those are nice +--- 634914773 +>>634894254 +pseudo-gambling, but with guaranteed rewards after a certain threshold +only whales outright buy the jpegs, most just collect the drip-fed gambling currency +--- 634914778 +Does anyone know what the sales data for Disgaea RPG was like? From how often they kept genderswapping Laharl over and over, I'm guessing that there was a fairly sizable jump in profits whenever they did it. +--- 634914812 +>>634894057 +>No refunds Doods! +--- 634914981 +>>634911994 +Post peak version at least +--- 634915053 +>>634914981 +i want Justice to princess carry me +--- 634915056 +>>634893989 (OP) +>another EN version of gacha gets EoS'd +Let me guess, it was either retarded publisher or bad managament (or both) +EN Pricon was also shut down not too long ago, but JP version is still going strong - doubt JP Disgaea RPG will be any different +Best thing about Disgaea RPG is sticking to 2D sprites instead of garbage 3D, but I do admit that I'm not a fan of its gameplay routine (then again, I got bored of Disgaea games after 5 anyway - the plot / cast got worse with each next game while gameplay QoL changes were welcomed... but I just got tired of entire gameplay loop) +--- 634915141 +>>634914981 +Best Flonne comming thru gao~~ +--- 634915323 +>>634915141 +that one is literally the strongest and unstoppable i kneel +--- 634915492 +>>634913754 +Yeah, prinny baal pirate is prerequisite for unselead pringers fights. +--- 634916052 +>>634915492 +I wasn't that far off then. +Well I need to find some decent 40th rank items anyway, I doubt few drill emperors will suffice. Gotta have at least one character equipped. +--- 634916338 +>>634916052 +good luck anon +--- 634916339 +>>634903527 +you forgot +>the game flop so hard made aniplex panic and pull out fgo from DW +>DW got out of gamedev completely then +--- 634916727 +>>634916338 +Thanks anon, I still have long way to go. +I don't have DLC characters anymore sadly, I played on PSP, but then it kinda got out of working order, instead of fixing it I just transferred save into Vita where I had digitally bought game, but it couldn't use DLC since those never were officially released. +This save file is like 10 years old, I'm taking my time. +--- 634916759 +>>634911994 +>>634912626 +>>634912915 +So, anyone have a link for the artwork rip? +--- 634916889 +>>634916052 +I sure hope you either know what you are doing or are willling to deck out bunch of characters. With buffs getting to stat cap isn't bad. +Defeating unselead pringer x isn't hard. Killing all of them is pain because of passive. +Remember that you can just repeat last 10 floors on any item to try and trigger pirate, just don't save if you don't get them. +That reminds me how much pain perfecting items in D2 is. RNG upon RNG should just fuck off. Fuck felonies too. Though, I am glad how much more postgame there is compared to 1 and it's far harder. +--- 634916931 +>>634916759 +https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1MWmmXla3pQLf_5yDb64O7S1XCwB7yAoB +--- 634917015 +>>634916931 +Thanks, anon. +--- 634917053 +How much longer until Segas PSO2 NGS gacha game shuts down? It's like 10 years old now and barely alive on JP and Global. Im pretty sure Mikus gacha game makes more money with less money spent on development since it's a mobile and not a crossplatform MMO. +--- 634917064 +>>634894787 +The game is free. +--- 634917180 +>>634916889 +>I sure hope you either know what you are doing or are willling to deck out bunch of characters. With buffs getting to stat cap isn't bad. +you mean abusing enemy AI targeting weaker units or using tower mechanics to sacrifice units so enemy will waste their turn? Did so for Prinny Baal. +>Defeating unselead pringer x isn't hard. Killing all of them is pain because of passive. +well we'll see. I didn't spoil myself much outside what I need to do to trigger particular things. +>Remember that you can just repeat last 10 floors on any item to try and trigger pirate, just don't save if you don't get them. +yea I know, I just thinking that I need get better equipment anyway so didn't bother first couple of times. +>That reminds me how much pain perfecting items in D2 is. RNG upon RNG should just fuck off. Fuck felonies too. Though, I am glad how much more postgame there is compared to 1 and it's far harder. +fuck felonies indeed, but honestly, while I initially disliked Disgaea 2 main plotline, it led me to enjoy game mechanics and sidetracking way more than when I was playing Disgaea 1, and that made me fall in love with series from gameplay standpoint. +--- 634917358 +>>634917180 +d2's characters were so bland it got me to appreciate generic units instead of just using story characters +--- 634917436 +>>634917180 +>you mean abusing enemy AI targeting weaker units or using tower mechanics to sacrifice units so enemy will waste their turn? Did so for Prinny Baal. +That won't be enough. + +>well we'll see. I didn't spoil myself much outside what I need to do to trigger particular things. +Then I won't spoil. + +>fuck felonies indeed, but honestly, while I initially disliked Disgaea 2 main plotline, it led me to enjoy game mechanics and sidetracking way more than when I was playing Disgaea 1, and that made me fall in love with series from gameplay standpoint. +I still don't like Adell, but replaying it after years made me appreciate plot more. It might be basic, but there are lots of clever hints like Zenon ritual summoning Rozalin or Rangers sensor picking up Adell is demon etc +Also fantastic performance in worst ending. +--- 634917483 +>>634916931 +oh neat, thanks anon +--- 634917556 +>>634916931 +Where are dolphins? +--- 634917849 +>>634917358 +well there is Etna at least. +But yea, cast is weak point, especially side cast. +I usually also use generics, but for some reason main damage dealers are Etna and Adell. Prolly need to level some generics. +Never really used Magic Change for example until recently, turns out easy way to level monster types into 9999 or gain one-two turns abilities of said monsters. +>>634917436 +>That won't be enough. +Oh boy, now you making me curious. Gotta dwell into item world more later then + +I slowly warmed up toward Adell and Rozalin combo (especially post plot in other games), but all side character tho are extremely weak. Outside of Axel. God bless Dark Hero. He is the best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLhtOt3LbxQ [Embed] +I did spoil myself worst ending, so I prolly won't be bothering getting it. I really dislike getting bad endings. Probably cause first time I beat Disgaea 1 - I had ONE ally kill. Goddammit past me. Was so mad, I spedrun 2nd playthru in a day. +So no 100% for me. +--- 634917854 +>>634917436 +I started to appreciate Adell more after playing through all the other Disgaeas and realizing I don't really care for most of the protagonists +also Adell's JP voice is godtier +--- 634918126 +>>634917849 +>Probably cause first time I beat Disgaea 1 - I had +Funny thing, happened to me too. + +>I did spoil myself worst ending, so I prolly won't be bothering getting it. +I kind of burned myself off rushing for all endings after getting some gear in. I don't recommend it even if someone is curious. + +>I usually also use generics, but for some reason main damage dealers are Etna and Adell. Prolly need to level some generics. +After playing 1 PSP I learned to always have at least one good generic and multiple saves in every game. My only decked out character was Laharl. I started etna story with all gear on Laharl. I only had one save. It was painful early on. + +>Oh boy, now you making me curious. Gotta dwell into item world more later then +I just checked and you already know gimmick if you fought one. Well never mind, you will see. +--- 634918314 +>>634917849 +Magichange is my favorite Disgaea mechanic and I will never forgive Disgaea 6 and 7 from taking that from me +--- 634918318 +>>634893989 (OP) +I hate gacha turds so much. +All this effort now just gone forever. Literally impossible to even try it out of curiosity after it shuts down because its all remote hosted. + +Mobile games are such a nightmare and I hate everybody who plays this. I want you all beheaded. +--- 634918363 +>>634916727 +>Muramasa LE's cover and case +based, I'm also using those after all these years +--- 634918381 +>>634897410 +>Never spent any money on it though. +You spent time on it, thats infinitely worse +--- 634918465 +>>634918318 +if people cared they can make their own private servers like mmos but gachas are so dogshit nobody wants to make a private server because then they realize how hollow the game is when its 90% events ran by the company and 10% actual content. +--- 634918551 +>>634918126 +>After playing 1 PSP I learned to always have at least one good generic and multiple saves in every game +To repeat yourself - funny thing - me too. +I have 9999 thief with gun which is not as useful honestly, but gotta steal stuff to get that % of item collected up. And rob itemgod2s. +But I also now have few 9999 monsters thanks to magic change, so may use them actually now, usually focused on humanoid generics. +>I kind of burned myself off rushing for all endings after getting some gear in. I don't recommend it even if someone is curious. +Yea that sounds like a bit heavy thing to do. +>I just checked and you already know gimmick if you fought one. Well never mind, you will see. +No worries, I play game so slowly I prolly forgot what it was about anyway. +Hell, I only recently learned that innocents can marry or teach someone in innocent towns. +I mostly want to deal with Prinny Baal Pirates and Pringers so I can move onto Axel story and all stuff there like Dark Sun stages which it prolly has. +>>634918314 +It's definitely something I never used properly, good time as any to start abusing it, shame to see a lot of mechanics go in 6 and 7. 7 at least tries but it still doesn't have tower attacks. +>>634918363 +I can't really imagine using Vita without them, so damn comfy and sturdy. +--- 634918832 +>>634918551 +Thief is always a must. I dont remember formula, but I think lv9999 wasnt needed and getting lovers would be more benefical. Fuck those innocents just like felonies. + +>Hell, I only recently learned that innocents can marry or teach someone in innocent towns. +Remember to not use dual stat innocents while leveling weapon. + +>I mostly want to deal with Prinny Baal Pirates and Pringers so I can move onto Axel story and all stuff there like Dark Sun stages which it prolly has. +That's honestly a wrong order. Even weakest baal is harder than any of those. Dark world gives strongest int eq and it can be repeadly farmed if you can stomach unlocking and doing dark world in multiple rounds. +--- 634918987 +>>634918465 +it wouldnt really be worth the effort no matter how you slice it. +make a private server for an mmo and you can occupy people for years. then later you can do it again with a reboot. mmos also often ran for many years with tons of content. +with a gacha most of that goes out of the window they only work because they trick retarded whales into spending a fuckload of money to "own" jpgs. the average life span of a gacha is also under a year so there's fuckall for content so why bother? + +Also for MMOs the publishers actually pretend to care a little bit. Some of them are being reworked to work offline, some of them are getting official relaunches. Some even get reboots with new content. Gachas are literally throwaway garbage. The publishers and devs obviously hate the playerbase and dont even try to hide it but whales absolutely have to whale. +I'm so disgusted. +--- 634919270 +>>634918987 +>make a private server for an mmo and you can occupy people for years. then later you can do it again with a reboot. +these private servers are often shut down due to dmca or internal drama between the staff. see wowscape vs blizzard or plenty of oldschool mmo servers. +--- 634919280 +>>634918832 +>Thief is always a must. I dont remember formula, but I think lv9999 wasnt needed and getting lovers would be more benefical. Fuck those innocents just like felonies. +eh, well it's 99% chance to steal from everyone so far. +Lovers are annoying, I did manage to gather bunch of Etna's and Adell's one to get that stat boost, but never bothered with Thief ones. Worst part is that you need to have that unleveled gear equipped, cause I have like bunch of them spawned in max level items you can't get inside anymore. +>Remember to not use dual stat innocents while leveling weapon. +Wait what, tell me more. +I usually just go into weapon with whatever innocents it has and steamroll it to max level via spheres/random gates. +Don't tell me some innocents can boost item leveling or on contrary affect it in worse way? +>That's honestly a wrong order. Even weakest baal is harder than any of those. Dark world gives strongest int eq and it can be repeadly farmed if you can stomach unlocking and doing dark world in multiple rounds. +I mean I dealt with all Dark Sun content in main story. Here is Dark Record. +Also fuck when I managed to get 9 friendly kills, whatever I suppose at this point +--- 634919404 +>>634918987 +>with a gacha most of that goes out of the window they only work because they trick retarded whales into spending a fuckload of money to "own" jpgs. +you know not every gacha is "jpg gacha". gacha can be implemented in a billion different ways. the most popular gacha on pc is fucking csgo. +--- 634919582 +>>634919280 +>Wait what, tell me more. +If you put a bunch of innocents on a weapon then the weapon gains a bit more stats each level depending on the number of that certain type. This only works on single stat innocents though so if you want higher strength, then you should slap on as many gladiator innocents that your weapon can hold. +--- 634919715 +>>634919582 +>If you put a bunch of innocents on a weapon then the weapon gains a bit more stats each level depending on the number of that certain type. This only works on single stat innocents though so if you want higher strength, then you should slap on as many gladiator innocents that your weapon can hold. +Now this is podracing, anon. +Thank you for info, will definitely do that! +--- 634919881 +I stopped after disgaea d2 tell me how hillariously broken baal got during the next games +--- 634919908 +>>634893989 (OP) +Never played it but I did appreciate the art. +--- 634920192 +>>634919881 +d4 he revives himself +d5 you need to kick his balls to get him to fuck off +d6 he revives himself like 4 times and also kill all of his minions who is arguably harder than baal himself +--- 634920235 +>>634919280 +>eh, well it's 99% chance to steal from everyone so far. +Oh well I checked. Already a Lv6200 thief should be able to steal at 99% rate from everyone (as long as you steal from behind), so you will be fine. + +>Don't tell me some innocents can boost item leveling or on contrary affect it in worse way? +Oh boy, you better read upon that. +Each time you kill general/king/god, item stats get boosted based on type of innocents currently in item (their value don't matter). You want to take out all random innocents out of item before floor 9. Load, let's say, maximum amount of gladiators into item. Go to flor 10, kill general, GENCY OUT, save, go in, kill general AGAIN and proceed to gate. +Now because it's floor 10, you pray that you get moved to innocent town and that council spwans. You go into council and pass (not sure here whether there are 'bigger') 'bigger better atk growth'. Go out, save. Repeat. +Each floor boss can be double killed (wasnt a thing in Disgaea 1). You want to pass bills as soon as possible (I think floors were 10,20,30; different for D4 as there are even more bills to be passed there). That's why maxing items is annoying. Oh and you want to grab enough lvl spheres or do 'correct' mystery gates to reach lv200 for item. Spawning enough orbs isnt guranteed, I'd say average is one per 10 floors, but I had items where only 1 or 2 spheres showed up throughout whole runs and ended up resetting to get 'ambush' mystery gates. Truly rng upon rng. + +>I mean I dealt with all Dark Sun content in main story. Here is Dark Record. +Oh well, You should've done dark story side story earlier imo. It suck going into new cycles/rounds as you need to proceed at least until torunament or so to get access to all post game content. +--- 634920286 +>>634897354 +Then they can't shove their next gacha down your throat as easily. It's a shame 99% of them aren't preservable but that same percentage aren't really worth preserving in my opinion. +--- 634920638 +>>634920235 +>Oh well I checked. Already a Lv6200 thief should be able to steal at 99% rate from everyone (as long as you steal from behind), so you will be fine. +Good to know. +Well at least it's decent damage dealer during combos, will be a glass cannon, I did level her gun stat to 255 +>Oh boy, you better read upon that. +Will do! +And jesus christ, I never considered doing what you described either. How do you double kill floor bosses tho? Defeat it, use gency exit, enter again and defeat again? +Yea I can see how maxing this all will get annoying fast. +>Oh well, You should've done dark story side story earlier imo. It suck going into new cycles/rounds as you need to proceed at least until torunament or so to get access to all post game content. +I'm now confused which dark story stuff you mean? I did play thru Axel story awhile ago right after first playthru, I meant whatever side content in Axel story I never touched, if it's even there. +Sorry for not being clear. +--- 634920735 +>>634893989 (OP) +Thank fuck. I hate GACHA shit. So is Disgaea 7 better than 6 or what? I haven't played Disgaea in years. +--- 634920761 +>>634917436 +Who the fuck hates adell? The dudes hilarious. Youd have to be a gigantic faggot to hate adell +--- 634920792 +>>634920735 +better than 6 worse than 5 +--- 634920824 +>>634893989 (OP) +game tried to catch up to JP without the QoL, so it crashed and burned just like Madoka Magica +--- 634920834 +>>634893989 (OP) +Woah, I never would've guessed. +WHO. +COULD. +HAVE. +SEEN. +THIS. +COMING. +--- 634920849 +>>634920761 +He is more of your regular shonen protagonist when people liked Disgaea 1 demon approach more, hence 3 and 4 more about demons. +5 returned to shonen protagonist +--- 634920963 +>>634920735 +Definitely better than 6 but that wasn't a very high bar to clear +--- 634920980 +Every time I see this it's abount an EN version. +Why do devs even have EN versions anyway? Surely it wouldn't be that hard to pay some translator pennies and just include it with the main game. +--- 634921003 +>>634893989 (OP) +Right before this too fuck you boltrend +--- 634921032 +>>634920834 +you didn't read the thread, tertiary. +--- 634921123 +>>634920638 +>And jesus christ, I never considered doing what you described either. How do you double kill floor bosses tho? Defeat it, use gency exit, enter again and defeat again? +Yes, go to floor 10th, kill boss, gency out, go in, kill again, proceed to next floor. Remember to add innocents like gladiator every time you kill king (30,60,90) before going for second kill. Pretty much always focus on one stat. +Doing double kills and putting innocents is easy part. Getting innocent town spawn and then council is annoying. Getting needed lvls to max item can be infuritating. +Preferably get lover spawn on said item before starting process or remember to always have max amount of innocents in items to never lose it to unmovable lover. Just typing that out made me angry. +There should be good guide on gamefaq regarding that. There will be even some % of how strong item will be if you choose to not go for super perfect way. I couldn't help myself and suffered, but after I was done I never wanted to gear even second character. +--- 634921135 +>>634921003 +too problematic for discord mods +--- 634921154 +>>634903773 +can confirm djinn is a faggot +I moderated for the discord since it came with free currency as a bonus and he was such a bitchy faggot who constantly shit talked people +--- 634921160 +>>634912915 +>>634912865 +>>634912626 +>>634911994 +This shit makes me very upset that all these designs were stuck in a GACHA game. Hopefully they can reuse them in future Disgaea titles. +--- 634921282 +>>634920761 +hate=/= dislike +He felt like generic hotblooded protag. You are getting all hot and bothered over 2d guy, you faggot. + +>I'm now confused which dark story stuff you mean? I did play thru Axel story awhile ago right after first playthru, I meant whatever side content in Axel story I never touched, if it's even there. +I misunderstood. I thought you didn't touch Axel story at all. I don't remember there being any exclusive side stuff beside his own dark world levels maybe. +--- 634921289 +>>634921123 +Got it, anon, thanks for clarifying. +I assume since you suffered thru it - all these stats were needed in the end. fun~ +Will look into Gamefaq too. +--- 634921297 +>>634921123 +>There should be good guide on gamefaq regarding that +--- 634921356 +>>634921297 +hey anon, for all it's faults, it's actually decent place for information. +I'll take it any day over some random dot fandom website crap +--- 634921369 +>>634921160 +Being a gacha lets them get away with stuff they couldn't show in a proper main game +--- 634921426 +>>634893989 (OP) +It’s all my fault too +--- 634921472 +>>634921356 +it was an excuse to post Ulillillia because he has the best item perfection guide +--- 634921620 +>>634921472 +fair. I don't know who he is anyway. I thought you just shit on the place. I never really interacted with anyone but it's nice to lurk for info on one game or another. +--- 634921673 +>>634921282 +>generic +Yeah nigger you a faggot, a reddit parroting faggot. Your fave disgaea is prob 4 cause your such a retard that likes to get fucked in the ass by men +--- 634921750 +>>634921369 +that's really false, the best you can get is some quick anecdotes which are funny haha, but after like few days lose their luster and not really have any value. +While normal games persist for decades cause people actually care about them +--- 634921906 +>>634921289 +>I assume since you suffered thru it - all these stats were needed in the end. fun~ +Actually I was wrong, I only perfected 2 items and gave up on last two. Refer to >>634917436, perfected yoshi, feli, lvl~160 super robo suit, lv32 accel. With 5 breavehearts puts me at almost atk cap, with another super robo suit instead of accel I reach cap. It wasn't enough to fully clear final battle completely + +>>634921673 +Nigga you gay. Keep sardine man to yourself +Go hang out with your perfect strategist that just chooses to pretend to have brain damage, maybe he will fist you with fire punches. +--- 634922029 +>>634921906 +>It wasn't enough to fully clear final battle completely +jesus christ how horrifying. +--- 634922049 +>>634921426 +Good job! +--- 634922146 +>>634921282 +>I misunderstood. I thought you didn't touch Axel story at all. I don't remember there being any exclusive side stuff beside his own dark world levels maybe. +missed this since not tagged. +got it, well better that way, maybe I'll move onto Disgaea 3 by 2030 already instead of 2040. +--- 634922265 +>>634912837 +Avoid original the PS2 and PS3 console releases. Those are outdated as shit. 1-4 have been ported to everything but phones with added contented and QoL fixes. +--- 634922348 +>>634922265 +>ported to everything +meanwhile Disgaea 3 is stuck on Vita. +Vita means life. +--- 634922372 +>>634922265 +>1-4 have been ported to everything but phones with added contented and QoL fixes. +except 3 and DD2 +--- 634922419 +>>634922348 +the vita emulator has the disgaea games listed as fully playable. +--- 634922478 +>>634917064 +So free = fun? +I'll cave your face in for free, does that sound fun? +--- 634922501 +>>634922478 +somewhat yes +--- 634922503 +>>634922372 +DD2 can stay on PS3 desu +fuck it +>>634922419 +>emulator +initial post said ported. +emulator is different thing. +also "fully playable" usually can mean a lot in emulator world. I'd better avoid. +--- 634922525 +>>634922265 +*laughs in Disgaea 3* +--- 634922618 +>>634912837 +PS2 has one interesting feature (multiple warp engines), but it's not worth it. +PSP is upgraded and ported PS2 version with additional content. It has 2 known bugs. One is funny (foresight item world), the other can potentially crash the game (too many counterattacks). +Never played DS version, but it has commentary from developers. +Switch is "remake", uses newer sprites, has QoL like healers getting exp for healing and I think they even got cheat shop ported from iOS version. Because of sprites they changed 1-2 monsters for different ones. +PC is ported PSP version with further improvements. Check graphic options as there should be option for it to look almost same as PS2/PSP (old vs newer tiles). There is mod to get developers commentary from DS version. I dont know if there is mod for cheat shop. +Emulate psp version, go with steam or switch version. Can't go wrong with either of them. +--- 634922623 +Daily reminder that Disgaea 3 has best DLC trailer/intro +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKWaMMASy28 [Embed] +--- 634922657 +Doods... +--- 634922747 +>>634922623 +kyoko and asuka are built for unprotected handholding and marriage +--- 634922748 +>>634922348 +>>634922525 +>>634922372 +>being a vitalit +Not my problem. Raspberyl belongs only on the vita. diff --git a/v/634894784.txt b/v/634894784.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..aec559650b9d9ff8ffc7e8f3d0a4a82abe5a8a1c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634894784.txt @@ -0,0 +1,157 @@ +----- +--- 634894784 +Post marry crush waifu girls +--- 634894947 +>>634894784 (OP) +Fairy leviathan +--- 634894961 +Luci's voice warms my heart when nothing else will. +--- 634895120 +I love Totooria Helmold! +--- 634895207 +I love my wife Bernie! +--- 634895369 +Lilith a cute +a new bread already, really? +--- 634895462 +>>634895369 +and I forgot my image +--- 634895497 +>>634895369 +I got this fantastic bread from walmart today, I forget what it's called but it's really good. +--- 634895867 +>>634895369 +I hear ya, think I'm going to go to bed now even. +--- 634896093 +>>634895867 +Night alchemist +--- 634897537 +I love my beautiful wife Byleth! +--- 634898291 +I love my wonderful wife Nepgear! She's so adorable! +--- 634898721 +>>634898620 +--- 634898727 +>>634895867 +goodnight fren +--- 634898835 +>>634895369 +I completely missed the last one! +--- 634899198 +>>634894784 (OP) +What do you mean, like which girl would you post, marry, or crush? +--- 634899315 +>>634899198 +yes +--- 634899506 +Why am I still up? Anyway, my wife Iroha! +--- 634899579 +Art aplenty today. +--- 634899656 +>>634898835 +It appears that the rumors of your demise have been somewhat exaggerated. +--- 634899697 +Neptune is the girl of my dreams! goodnight +--- 634899839 +>>634899656 +Oh, was I suspected to be dead? +I've just been sleeping a lot recently. But I won't spread my misery. +>>634899506 +Cute maid. +--- 634899880 +>>634899697 +Night neppa +Think I’ll be off to dreamland too, night waifu +--- 634899957 +>>634899880 +>>634899697 +Sleep well! +--- 634900141 +>>634899506 +late night meido +>>634899697 +>>634899880 +goodnight friends +--- 634900274 +>>634899839 +Y-you too... +--- 634900346 +>>634900141 +Always manage to miss one... OOF +--- 634901213 +>>634901097 +--- 634901357 +Any recent favorite art of your waifu? +--- 634901448 +Goodnight bread +>>634901357 +I'm a fan of this artist, I also like >>634895207 +a lot, it's super cute +--- 634901591 +>>634901357 +None in particular. I did find this one, though. It's nice. +--- 634901647 +>>634901448 +Feeling like a maid man tonight, huh? +--- 634901791 +>>634901591 +ngl that is a super stylish swimsuit +--- 634901953 +>>634901791 +It is, though I prefer her first uncap design. I'm a "bikini and jacket" kind of guy. +--- 634902212 +>>634901357 +these stuff because purple boob good +https://files.catbox.moe/6qg32o.jpg +https://files.catbox.moe/qxeur5.png +--- 634902427 +>>634901448 +lol I can see that... Night! and to all signing out! + +>>634901647 +The mad lad... + +>>634901097 +Who is your waifu? What did you think of Engage? +--- 634903892 +it's over +--- 634904080 +Mila love forever! +--- 634907185 +I love my wonderful and beautiful Chiaki. +--- 634907531 +For me, it's Towa. +--- 634912784 +I love Brigid! +--- 634915863 +>>634914301 +Waifu, unlike Milhouse, can meme. +--- 634918180 +I got a new outfit for Fate Jannu. I'm glad I decided to take a break from chicken farming to do some F/GO. +--- 634918401 +>>634894784 (OP) +I love the edgy bunny +>>634915863 +wife with milhouse glasses +--- 634919003 +>>634918180 +>I decided to take a break from chicken farming +You're going to have to elaborate on that +--- 634919137 +>>634919003 +Limbus Company's chapter 3.5 event has you grind a special dungeon that is filled with chicken themed enemies. +--- 634919330 +>>634919137 +--- 634919585 +Gosh, she's so cute +--- 634920487 +>>634894784 (OP) +My beautiful Waifu Neo the Ice Cream girl is extremely cute! +--- 634920609 +courtney! +--- 634922187 +>>634898721 +my lovely nig wife +--- 634922620 +>>634922187 +Woah diff --git a/v/634894883.txt b/v/634894883.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0d5044e97122d94ffb190109f5c6588ce8f4f900 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634894883.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1187 @@ +----- +--- 634894883 +>translators are fine bro stop being a schizo +--- 634894915 +translators are fine bro stop being a schizo +--- 634894989 +They are techincally correct, people just makeshifted footsies to be more of a general concept when it started as low attack mixups to open up an opponents guard + +You wouldn't know this because you are an 09er +--- 634895350 +>>634894883 (OP) +anon you slobbering fucking moron. 'footsies' are an actual fighting game term that people have been using forever. shitty fake nerd translators are a real problem and you're just making people who complain about them look worse +--- 634896393 +>>634894989 +I don't care. That's the gayest shit I've ever heard. +Just call them low attacks, you fucking faggots. +--- 634896632 +"footsies" do fighting game fans really +--- 634896846 +always thought footsies was playing at the limit of your moves, making it harder to punish them if you get blocked +--- 634896998 +>>634896849 +You’re not supposed to make the I AM SILLY guy tell the truth, you know. +--- 634897000 +>>634896846 +I also thought this. More or less synonymous with poking +--- 634897068 +>>634895350 +Did you read it? Their definition of footsies is completely off. +--- 634897081 +Why do they have to be kicks if a crouching punch can essentially be the same fucking thing? Why not just call those "fisties"? +--- 634897196 +>>634894883 (OP) +this doesn't surprise me at all +--- 634897271 +>>634894989 +source for this schizophrenic revisionism? +--- 634897287 +>>634897081 +>i dont play sf as a main fighting game, but: +I think kicks tend to have higher range for their startup so they tend to get used more in neutral. It probably varies by character though - I'd imagine there's certainly a few characters with better punches that are designed to be your go-to neutral +--- 634897478 +>>634896998 +Why is it that translation is one of the only industries where you're just expected to tolerate bad service? People pay for something, receive a shitty product and then are told "if you don't like it, do it yourself". If I asked someone to fix my car and they gave it back with a bunch of modifications and a new paintjob they think "look great" should I tolerate that too? +>hurr just learn to do everything yourself +Then what the fuck is the point of these services? +--- 634897779 +>>634897081 +From now on I'm going to throw out the term 'fisties' with a straight face when I play friends. Thanks anon. +--- 634897882 +thought footsies meant movement +--- 634898003 +>>634894883 (OP) +That's not footsies at all +--- 634898083 +>>634896846 +It's more conditioning your opponent to throw out unsafe moves and punishing accordingly. +--- 634898229 +>mfw Smashstinkies call footsies "down tilts" +--- 634898364 +>gen z smashie got a job translating fighting games for real adults to push his mentally ill terms and definitions on others +society is collapsing.... +--- 634898472 +What type of translation do you prefer +--- 634898551 +>>634898472 +this needs an update to games talking about capitalism and gender +--- 634898608 +>>634894883 (OP) +Isn't that just a low attack? I thought footsies encapsulated neutral and how you should approach it to get your hits in. +--- 634898652 +>>634898608 +Capcom's translators are doing a little trolling. +--- 634898705 +>>634895538 +The realest filename of all time +--- 634899009 +>>634898608 +>Footsies... it involves feet, right? +>You're looking for openings with feet... +>Ah, it must be low attacks! +>If they're guarding mid they're still vulnerable low! +>So you kick, with your foot! Footsies! +>It's a good thing Capcom got me to write this, I'm so smart +--- 634899014 +>>634897478 +I don't excuse bad translators, but you autists are unlikable faggots, so now I'm just having fun. +--- 634899384 +>>634894883 (OP) +Whether it’s correct or not it’s still autistic as shit. なお、電話ポストが大嫌いんだ。 +--- 634899609 +>>634896849 +Ronaldo El Karateka IS a funny name +M Bison fits the Dictator better than the boxer despite the reference +Vega fits the faggot more than the rest +--- 634899668 +>footsies +there's no way people actually say this +what do you call it when you miss an attack oopsie woopsies? fucking lol jesus christ +--- 634899696 +>>634898472 +This image makes me get a feeling so complicated +--- 634899701 +>>634899668 +>what do you call it when you miss an attack oopsie woopsies? +whiff +--- 634899838 +>>634896998 +Is liberty the same as literally ignoring the text and making your own fanfiction? +--- 634899873 +>>634899668 +reminds me of pic related kek +--- 634899983 +>>634896849 +Kek, reminds me of this +--- 634899985 +>>634899873 +The recovery vs lag distinction makes sense in Smash since recovery is already a term used for returning to the platform. +--- 634900064 +It's becoming increasingly apparent that people obsessed over translations simply hate English. +--- 634900170 +>>634900064 +>if you don't like my specialized version of english you don't like english +Fuck off troon. +--- 634900324 +>>634899983 +I can't wait until AI MTL replaces these smug vandalizing leftoid fucks +--- 634900331 +>>634899985 +I get the logic behind finding a different word for recovery but using a different term with another fucking meaning was a retarded idea, and yes i know this stuff happened naturally and isnt planned but it still bugs me +--- 634900481 +>>634900170 +Not a tranny, but it's pretty clear that anything that isn't written in a completely neutral tone drives you weebs batshit insane. +--- 634900503 +>>634899983 +Explain how he's wrong +--- 634900538 +>>634899014 +>wanting actuate translations is le autism +--- 634900635 +>>634894989 +A low attack is not a mixup, it should be blocked by default. +--- 634900638 +>>634900538 +Yes. +--- 634900647 +>>634900538 +Maybe you should learn japanese then +You won't +--- 634900721 +>>634900538 +>Witcher 3 is translated from Polish into natural sounding English +"HOLY KINO!!! Bloody Baron is the greatest writing in gaming ever!" +>Japanese games are translated into natural sounding English +"WTF!?! Why is it only Japanese games that get treated like this? If translators tried to pull this shit in any other language they'd be fired!" +--- 634900938 +>>634900721 +>strawmanning this hard +Just admit you have no actual argument +--- 634900952 +>>634899983 +What character is this in reference to? +--- 634901106 +There's a lot of autism that makes japanese to english translations so divisive. But to be fair, some of it is probably rooted in the fact that the translations for all japanese games and anime actually were objectively shit by every measure in the 90s and early 2000s because for some reason translators thought Americans wouldn't buy a thing if it had a dude named Reiji instead of Chris. So there's a little bit of autistic chips on people's shoulders +--- 634901139 +>I don't know Japanese and can't understand language and nuance beyond the first translation of a word in Google +>I just know that every translation that isn't one to one neutral language with the same grammar convention as Japanese is wrong inherently +>no I will not actually bother learning Japanese +--- 634901375 +>>634900647 +>>634897478 +--- 634901429 +>>634900331 +as someone who plays both, using lag in that way upsets me. I just use both definitions for recovery when talking about smash characters. +--- 634901464 +>>634899014 +>you are unlikable because you disagree with me +Woman moment +--- 634901572 +>>634900938 +Nobody has a problem if a game from literally any other language has an English translation that sounds as if it was written in English to begin with. If you knew nothing about the developer of the Witcher, you would probably assume they were American. + +The reason autists screech over Japanese translations is because autists have difficulty dealing with ambiguity. Since Japanese is radically different from English syntax, some degree of personal judgement is required to make it actually sound coherent, even in a "faithful" translation. And if you want to take it a step beyond "faithful" and into "actually sounds like how an English speaker would talk", that requires even more personal judgement. But that drives autismos absolutely batty since they need to live without ambiguity. +--- 634901601 +>>634899983 +What is this a reference to so I can ignore it forever +--- 634901609 +>>634899985 +Write a single sentence stating a complete coherent thought in which the meaning of recovery isn't obvious from the context. +--- 634901852 +>>634901572 +Does "..." look like "natural sounding English"? +--- 634901858 +>>634901106 +>Americans wouldn't buy a thing if it had a dude named Reiji instead of Chris +they didnt make a huge stink about something like Raiden's name in metal gear series though. sometimes it's better to leave the names as is even if you lose some nuance in translation. +--- 634901921 +gen z +--- 634901971 +>>634901572 +Only changing the grammar, not the meaning, right? +https://www.kotaku.com.au/2018/04/the-western-version-of-zelda-a-link-between-worlds-has-less-body-shaming/ +--- 634902006 +>>634899983 +What's wrong with this? +--- 634902093 +>>634901464 +Disagree with what? What did I disagree with? I said you're an unlikable faggot, I'm 100% correct, you are an autistic subhuman. Think before you type next time, fucking faggot. Stop having arguments in your head, its pathetic. +--- 634902124 +>>634900064 +I actually hate English (shit language in most aspects) but I don't mind this translation bullshit +--- 634902189 +>>634899014 +>>634902093 +>gets btfo +>hehe i dont care anymore i am le trollign!! +kys +--- 634902208 +>>634899983 +>I think I know more about the work than the creator so I'm changing the name of the character because my interpretation of the work is the only correct one +--- 634902215 +That's heckin cool bro +--- 634902227 +>>634895538 +the whole "in reality" part is retarded shit. +--- 634902231 +>>634901852 +>MUH ELIPSES SUPPORT CONVO +You fags have like 3 examples from the past decade that are truly egregious. The fact you have to keep going back to the FE: Fates well shows just how infrequently this shit gets allowed. And before you think of spamming visual novel shit, I don't care. Those aren't games and don't count anyway. +--- 634902273 +>>634901572 +In a way it's almost paradoxical. They want "faithful" Japanglish translations, which inherently also aren't faithful due to them reading and flowing so poorly, as well as them not conveying any nuance. The people reading the original aren't reading something written in some chuuni made-up bastardization of their language after all. +--- 634902357 +>>634902273 +See: +>>634901971 +>>634901852 +--- 634902376 +>>634901852 +Left: cringeworthy dialogue +Right: very funny scene +What's the problem? +--- 634902439 +>>634901852 +I hate NoA so god damn much. +--- 634902441 +>>634901572 +--- 634902480 +>>634894989 +This anonj is kind of right but only because low attacks are generally the far reaching pokes, but that is not a complete rule. +As we know, footsies just now means the neutral poke range game. +--- 634902497 +>>634902376 +right isnt a translation. it's just removing the dialogue. you might as well play the japanese version that you dont understand since you'd get equal amounts of exposition from both. +--- 634902526 +>>634902231 +People keep going back to those examples because you say anything newer doesn't count and also because the people arguing about this shit don't fucking buy every game twice and then do script comparisons. +--- 634902528 +>>634899873 +Ditto is so fucking gay +--- 634902534 +>>634902231 +Lmao imagine being so fucking disingenuous that you openly reject evidence. Why are you defending this shit? +--- 634902554 +Smashbros won +Footsies is official term now +--- 634902576 +>>634897081 +its called footsies because a lot of the poking is done in the close to mid range with low kick buttons. +in street fighter most lows are kicks. a crouching medium kick will hit low. a crouching medium punch can be blocked standing. thats not a universal thing but its mostly the case. + +of course people also poke with standing buttons, but less so. +--- 634902616 +>>634901572 +>>634902231 +>>634902273 +--- 634902790 +>>634902576 +also to add to it: +lows are popular in the poking game because they hit characters that move backwards too. +when I hold backwards and you press a standing poke I just block it and get away with it. but when I hold back to move away and you press a crouching poke I eat shit. +--- 634902832 +>>634894883 (OP) +I'm terrible at 2D fighting games and don't even own any modern ones but even I know that isn't at all what footsies means +why do I know more about fighting game terminology than fighting game localisers and how the hell did every one at the western division of a company that is prolific for it's fighting games fail to catch this +--- 634902898 +>>634902576 +>>634902790 +My god, imagine explaining something so basic. The fgc is fucking over, accessibility was truly the death of fighting games. How long until the win button becomes real? +--- 634903087 +>>634899983 +it's like the faggot who translated Xenoblade. "Oh no, this character's name is Carna, this won't do! it sounds too much like carnivore! I'll change her name to Sharla! Her brother Juju is completely fine though because i am a jew!" +--- 634903098 +>>634900503 +He already did? +--- 634903130 +>>634894883 (OP) +>>634902832 +The worst part is that they are spreading misinformation in a tutorial while Capcom is trying to get new players. The localizer should be fired for their incompetence +--- 634903174 +>>634900503 +how in the fuck would a random japanese dude know the original meaning of El Dorado and why wouldn't they just name him エル・ドラド if they did +--- 634903225 +esty dee +--- 634903297 +>>634903225 +Good ole NISA +--- 634903324 +RUB A DUB DUB, THANKS FOR THE GRUB! +--- 634903397 +>>634900721 +>Japanese games are translated into natural sounding English +--- 634903469 +>>634894989 +>They are techincally correct, +Whoever translated that term originally needs a bullet and i just lost all remaining respect for the "fighting game community" if that's the kind of terms they just accept. +Jesus fucking christ. +--- 634903515 +>>634899983 +could had translated it into emperor aurelius. +--- 634903543 +>>634900503 +>>634902006 +He's writing headcanon that at best is accurate and removes any subtlety the author was aiming for, and at worst will be proven wrong. The creative decisions should be reserved to the writer who spend years working on the project and not a wannabe writer +--- 634903552 +>>634903397 +OI MATE, DON'T YOU WANT YER CHARACTERS IN YER FANTASY JAPANESE GAME SPEAKIN' LOIK THEY'RE FROM A EARLY 80S TV SHOW SET IN SOUF LONDON INNIT? WOTS WRONG WIF YA? +--- 634903626 +>>634902616 +>MTL is le good +Remind me to Digimon +--- 634903735 +>>634903626 +https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motte-and-bailey_fallacy +--- 634904117 +Localizers should be lined up and shot. +--- 634904181 +>>634894989 +I always imagined it was slang for footwork +But of course there's some gay backstory from 20 years ago about two nips playing in a dirty basement on a 12 inch CRT one time like with every other term fighting game players use +--- 634904216 +>>634904117 +AH +nice! +--- 634904259 +>>634903469 +The FGC was never worth respecitng in the first place. +--- 634904279 +>>634894883 (OP) +Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub. +--- 634904283 +>>634904169 +>projmoon +time to learn gook +--- 634904343 +>>634904181 +>>634894989 + +It's just footsies +You shuffle back and forth and poke at each others feet with your feet, so it's called footsies +That's what footsies is +There's nothing more to it than that. +--- 634904367 +>>634903130 +I correct myself. It's not even incompetence, it's malice. Localizers are given a literal translation (as shown by River City Girls Zero adding it in an update) so he when out of his way and wrote misinformation +--- 634904376 +>>634904343 +that's gay +--- 634904382 +>>634904169 +would translating "tsundere" as "playing hard to get" be correct? +--- 634904412 +>>634900503 +>says the translation is "golden emperor" +>does not translate it as "golden emperor" +--- 634904414 +>>634898472 +It may seem corny saying this but I fucking lost it at the ATLUS one +--- 634904458 +>>634904382 +I'd just keep tsundere. It's a well known term and you can always add footnotes. +--- 634904471 +>>634904117 +Skies of arcadia, btw. +--- 634904491 +>>634902898 +its abstract stuff I dont expect everybody to know it instantly and if you just leave people to their own devices you get moronic shit like boomers talking about priority. +basically get bent you are most definitely shit at fighting games anyways. +--- 634904513 +>>634904478 +I can't believe i got gaslit into buying this trash. +--- 634904514 +>>634904478 +This is example of good localization, they really gave estelle a character without changing any context +--- 634904517 +>>634902832 +Capcom USA is more interested in hiring trannies to promote games than to check stuff like this. +--- 634904559 +>>634896849 +Only when I like them. +--- 634904574 +>>634903626 +why are there so many spics on this site now +--- 634904575 +Fighting game fags deserve this + +Even Smashfags have better made up terms than you +--- 634904595 +What are the chances of people in the FGC complaining about this? What are the chances of Capcom fixing it? +--- 634904641 +I don't even get the point of localization. I'm not American and I sure aren't buying japanese games for american culture. From my point of view, it just seems like cultural imperialism. +It's retarded how I was forced to learn japanese just to get what I originally wanted despite a service ostensibly being already there to help me. +--- 634904647 +AMericans and their babytalk will never not be funny, especially when they try to make it sound like "pro" stuff LMAO +--- 634904661 +>>634894883 (OP) +So does the Japanese text have the correct definition for footsies, or does Capcom just not know fightan game terminology? Bad localization is one thing, but this just looks more like the devs giving incorrect info. +--- 634904678 +>>634904382 +Trying to translate the term either leads to something long winded or horribly inaccurate and there's no single word or phase that conveys the concept properly, it's best to just treat it as a loan word. +--- 634904691 +Localizers and trannyslaters have been called subhuman for over a century, and they have always used the exact same comebacks no matter how many times these subhumans are refuted. +--- 634904697 +>>634904595 +There's a high chance else you're gonna see noobs spewing wrong shit and embarrassing themselves in front of everyone +--- 634904719 +>FOOTSIES HURT MY BELLY +--- 634904725 +>>634904478 +Most of these look fine. +--- 634904742 +>>634904691 +--- 634904791 +>>634904514 +No. +--- 634904821 +>>634904661 +japanese dont use the term footsies so it probably says something way different. +--- 634904859 +>>634904595 +People that actually play fighting games don't really care, some youtube fuck like sajam might make a video about it saying it hurts new players and capcom needs to do better or whatever but unless it happens to pick up attention from retards that spend all day on twitter looking for things to get upset over it's unlikely to be anything major +Chances are they'll fix a few specific things but the overall quality will stay low. +--- 634904875 +>>634894883 (OP) +If that ain't a bruh moment I don't know what is +--- 634904921 +>>634900952 +El Dorado the Golden Emperor +--- 634904959 +So did Guts actually call them FAGGOT ASS MONSTERS and darkhorse censored it, or was that a legit retard fan translation? +I really hope Guts said that. +--- 634904970 +>>634897271 +It was revealed to him in a dream. +--- 634905113 +>>634904959 +BAAAAAAAAAAAAASED +--- 634905151 +>>634904376 +True, but its also surprisingly effective and there's nothing funnier than shutting an opponent down completely via nothing but footsies. +--- 634905190 +>>634905113 +is this from when he was gatts +--- 634905210 +>>634894883 (OP) +"neutral" will always be the better term by a country mile +--- 634905249 +>>634894883 (OP) +>wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh muh translators +Learn Jap or shut the fuck up and eat your translations like a good boy, braindead faggot +--- 634905263 +>>634905210 +Completely different thing altogether +--- 634905270 +>>634903469 +>oh no I can't call something footsie, it ruins my tough guy online image! Some stranger out there might cease to respect me! +--- 634905273 +>>634896849 +>I AM SILLY +--- 634905349 +>>634900952 +>>634901601 +>Yamada Saito, a descendant of one of Japan's aristocratic families, died as a result of his family's inheritance being partitioned. He made sure to leave a nice present for his 'killer' before he died. +--- 634905416 +>>634905249 +Bootlicker +--- 634905454 +All fighting game terminology is fucking retarded and unnecessary, same goes for most mechanics. Shitty localization is the least of the issues for why nobody plays this genre for autists. +--- 634905503 +>>634905454 +sounds like babby got beat up real bad +--- 634905557 +>>634905454 +--- 634905638 +The old "I have no idea what the fuck the content I'm translating even would be in English" special +--- 634905724 +>>634897271 +Footsies is slang for "watch your feet". Its a low reaching poke. People over generalized it to be a neutral as a concept when its just a part of neutral +--- 634905898 +>>634905724 +No, but you get points for making up something that almost sounds plausible +--- 634905917 +Don't like it? Learn Japanese +--- 634906076 +>>634905190 +I fucking hate when weebs unironically refer to him and griffith as gatsu and griffisuuuu +Fruity little dorks +--- 634906081 +>>634899983 +and then they went to Comkey like the Jews they are +--- 634906235 +>>634899873 +>Locals | Daycare +--- 634906271 +>>634905557 +Balancing attacks with difficult inputs is horrible idea since it will make them overpowered in the hands of people who are really good at executing them. +--- 634906402 +>>634906271 +>overpowered in the hands of people who are really good +anon.... +--- 634906423 +Really for all the talk of "akshually we're just making this sound natural for a native English audience" which aside from exclusively meaning faggot American, you give these people even the slightest bit specialized content and they will fuck up even the parts that already used English borrowed from the western community for it because they're too sheltered and too retarded to do research. + +>>634906271 +DP inputs are not difficult and the balance is the execution time and character states you need to spend time in. +--- 634906463 +>>634906271 +dp is insanely easy to input though +--- 634906589 +>>634906271 +luckily that's not really how it has worked for more than twenty years +Longer inputs inherently take more time than shorter inputs, and inputs including forward prevent you from blocking while inputting them, and having any input at all creates another layer of mental stack to manage, so no matter how good you are it's harder to react with a DP than a crouch fierce +In the 90s they were still designing moves that were overpowered if people could do them consistently and then giving them retarded inputs, Raging Demon is a good example even though it has been balanced over time, but that hasn't been a thing for probably longer than you've been alive. +--- 634906609 +>>634906271 +people who are good at executing these moves cannot break the physical limitations said moves are designed around. +--- 634906623 +>>634906589 +Raging Semen +--- 634906727 +>>634905917 +Bootlicker +--- 634906774 +I thought footsies was just that part where the players keep rapidly nudging back and forth and it's like 5 minutes of gay fucking foreplay before anyone even throws a punch by pressing X to fist. +--- 634906834 +>>634906609 +>fighting games +>"designed around" +lmao they can't even figure out what's meant to happen when you hold A and D with a fucking symposium of controller manufacturers +--- 634906967 +>>634906834 +>games specifically designed around input devices where opposed direction inputs are impossible cant handle the opposed direction inputs from cheating devices that literally advertise said cheating advantages on their shop page +compelling input. +--- 634906978 +>>634906774 +I thought you had a foot fetish +--- 634907159 +https://sonichurricane.com/?page_id=1702 +read niggers. get educated. +--- 634907204 +>>634905557 +Why is /v/ so bad at every game? +--- 634907285 +>>634902124 +English is actually a beautifully expressive language but modern English and it's colloquialisms are disgusting. +I also hate how it's spreading all over the world replacing other languages while being bastardised itself. +I suppose that's our fault for conquering the world though. +--- 634907454 +>>634907285 +Isn't english the only language where you can fuck around and not be completely literal at all times? +Isn't that why it's hard for ESL's to understand shit because they take everything literally +--- 634907527 +>>634907454 +you can do that in plenty of languages. +--- 634907627 +>>634894989 +Footsies is just spacing. +--- 634907804 +>>634905557 +Explain to me why fighting games still need these archaic inputs for moves, they're unnecessary as fuck imo. +>inb4 muh balance +SF6 is using the much more sensible Smash inputs now and FGCfags love to talk about how unbalanced the games that they like are. +--- 634907806 +>>634907527 +Such as? +--- 634907843 +>>634899983 +this is just that one mental gymnastics meme comic in text form +--- 634907874 +>>634907804 +Because they make smashbabbs like you mad. +The gay baby mode for smashtards in 6 is crippled on purpose by the way. +--- 634907926 +>>634907806 +Spanish +--- 634907943 +>>634907285 +>English is actually a beautifully expressive language +Yea I agree, my main gripes are the inconsistencies in pronounciation and the way words are written which are needlessly complicated. The alphabet could use a few more letters, a couple of vowels and at least the thorn. And agree about it spreading itself and it's influences on other languages as well. English also has no governing body unlike say, French, which is both a good and a bad thing +>>634907454 +>Isn't english the only language where you can fuck around and not be completely literal at all times? +What the fuck? Name on language where you can only be literal at all times? +--- 634908039 +>>634907806 +I'm fluent in german and polish and you can do it in both. +I assume that if you can do it in the three languages I know then you can do it in many others. +--- 634908084 +>>634907874 +>no argument +lmao have fun reading those spreadsheets of frame data while your genre dies. +--- 634908094 +>>634907454 +You faggots call anyone an ESL. +Someone makes a typo and he gets called an ESL even though the person calling him an ESL is the retard who doesn't understand the difference between a typo and a grammatical error carried over from another language +--- 634908138 +>>634907943 +China +--- 634908172 +>>634908094 +I'm an ESL and I like calling anons ESLs 'cuz it's fun. +--- 634908213 +>>634900324 +why don't rightoids do translation work? +--- 634908219 +>>634908094 +Weirdly out of nowhere, anon. +I'm sorry you've been bullied on the internet +--- 634908229 +>>634908084 +>framedata for dp inputs +>games sell millions of copies easily +>prize pools now over 1million +>actually supported by the developers too +>played on hardware that isnt over 99% wifi users and actual good netcode, not delay faggotry that shits itself permanently +>not exclusively played by stinky pedophiles +I think fighting games are doing just fine. +--- 634908258 +>>634904376 +Two men touching each other is pretty gay. +--- 634908261 +>>634908094 +ESL is most of all a state of mind. +--- 634908402 +>>634900503 +>english translation +>translates japanese name into spanish +--- 634908420 +>>634908219 +I'm tired of seeing brainlets who can't even hold their inability to speak more than one language over other people correctly. +--- 634908493 +>>634908138 +Which one? Cantonese, Hakka, Hokkien..? +--- 634908867 +I still remember in 5th grade when I played footsie with a girl during math class. Wish I could back to those days, I miss when girls were fun and didn't treat you like shit. +--- 634909081 +>>634894989 +>all the humorless closet homos replying to this post +--- 634909478 +>>634909081 +I am NOT closeted +--- 634909984 +>>634909081 +explain the humor of that post please. +--- 634910772 +>>634904661 +Ok I just found the german version translation. +In it the tutorial talks about leg sweeps and low attacks. +Its just the US translators being shit. +--- 634910972 +>>634910772 +Why couldn't they just call them "lows"? +--- 634910998 +Japanese man says "It can't be helped" in japanese. +That means "It is what it is" +You translate it into "It is what it is" in english. +--- 634911140 +>>634910998 +if localizers only went this far literally nobody would have a problem with it. +but you know that you disingenuous nigger. +--- 634911309 +>>634911140 +The more abstract the cultural difference becomes, the more it must be mangled to fit. Phoenix Wright had it right from the start. +Bad nintendo localizations aside (I don't care that one or two fire emblems were bad), it is a non-issue. +If you want your original culture, stick to the original language. +--- 634911508 +>>634911309 +how about just not mangling shit and people who don't want to experience different cultures can just not play games from different cultures +crazy idea I know +--- 634911556 +>>634910998 +>>634911309 +See: +>>634901852 +>>634901971 +--- 634911638 +>>634911508 +Publishers are not going to sell japanese language pun puzzle games to the west +--- 634911848 +>>634911309 +Took only one post for the faggot to reveal himself. +Interesting how you lead with a completely inoffensive example only to DIRECTLY jump to extreme butchering and the defense of it. +--- 634912369 +>>634894883 (OP) +Not a translation error. Nu capcom have no idea about the deeper workings of fighting games. Most of the 90s capcom guys who made fighting games great have left two decades ago. And it shows in the soulless garbage games capcom makes now. +--- 634912527 +>>634912369 +lol +--- 634913398 +>>634896849 +I don’t understand why people defend translators doing whatever they want, what’s in it for you for defending them? +--- 634913504 +>>634907804 +The arguable second best character in Ultimate right now is a 3D fighting game character ported to a 2.5D game with most of his inputs intact including the elusive just frame input that was made a tiny bit easier to accommodate the control stick. +Do you want EWGF to just be one button? Or if you really want to use this Smash input argument, then watch this. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBxp3I9vKlU [Embed] +--- 634913520 +>>634913398 +Taking the opposite side. That and some people really hate Japan and anything Japanese so they want to remove as much of it as possible, while also paradoxically wanting to consume Japanese media due to the art styles resonating with them. +--- 634913639 +>>634904691 +>>634904742 +holy based +--- 634913686 +>>634904343 +that's called zoning +--- 634913692 +>>634908084 +Smash Bros is AS MUCH frame data autism as something like Tekken is. Don't try to make this argument when there's an entire site on hitboxes, and frame data. +https://ultimateframedata.com/ +--- 634913753 +>>634913520 +its the cultural imperialism americans love so much. +they get to "correct" the wrongs of those backwards nips. in a way its even evil because you have these highly indoctrinated activist ideologues working as a filter for a massive audience because they injected themselves as middle men between the japanese media creators and the fans. + +I speak multiple languages and I used to default to english because the other translations felt cringey to me but at this point I might change to the others because US translators are more unbearable than ever. +--- 634913794 +does anyone have the tweet of the guy trying to re-translate omae wa mou shindeiru +--- 634913825 +>>634894883 (OP) +I thought footsies was the term for when both players were fishing with low attacks just in/out of range +but I don't play fighting so I'm not surprised to hear I'm wrong. Can a melanated anon explain the truth please? +--- 634913902 +>>634896393 +Based. +--- 634913971 +>>634898472 +*chew* +--- 634914060 +>>634900503 +he's wrong because the japanese did not mean El Dorado, he meant the Golden Emperor +--- 634914082 +>>634898608 +Capom is correct, but smash retards are confusing footsies with poking +--- 634914105 +>>634913753 +>its the cultural imperialism americans love so much. +>they get to "correct" the wrongs of those backwards nips. +It's not just us(the US) sadly, and they don't even care that they are going against the things they supposedly champion here. Like this image where they call for removing violence against women in media, not understanding that women create such media and that removing it puts real women out of jobs. +As long as they can be "on the right side of history" as they love to say they will try to fuck over anyone who gets in the way, even if they are supposed to be a group they support. +--- 634914256 +>>634894883 (OP) +>schizo confuses localization for translation again +>it's not even a localization "issue" anon just doesn't like the word....again +--- 634914265 +>>634897271 +can confirm everyone not a zoomer know that description is correct, it comes from Stret fighter 2 where veryone used ryu while croitching, you literally can't do it standing because the short range +--- 634914356 +>>634913905 +>not only do they make objectively inaccurate translations, but their proposed alternatives are INFINITELY LAMER +Incredible. +--- 634914416 +>>634913905 +is this person trolling +--- 634914437 +>>634901572 +The problem isn't authenticity, it whether the end written product in English is good or not. The advantage of a bad literal translation is the gamer can absolve the Japanese writer and assign fault to the languauge barrier, whilst a bad loose/poetic translation into English is the fault of mercenary writers who are, in the end, non-essential to the game because a bad literal translation would have sufficed. The solution for the translator is to simply be excellent in all you do and write the translations well. +--- 634914476 +>>634908084 +>frame data +Why does every cope post bring this up? +--- 634914541 +>>634914416 +that is your xseed localizer at work +--- 634914658 +>>634899983 +If this were explained in an official "translator's notes" section INCLUDED WITH THE GAME, I wouldn't have a problem with it. Instead it's hidden in a random Discord server, and "4chan randos" can do nothing but speculate. +--- 634914741 +>>634913905 +the biggest difference between these faggots and 80s-90s translators is that the old guys at least knew what sounds cool in an EXTREEEEME kind of way so when they butchered shit it was at least somewhat entertaining. +These guys here are just gay nerds who think they are bigger than they are. +--- 634914794 +>footsies +Stop being weird and just call it neutral +That’s like calling pressure, “meany time pushing” +--- 634914809 +Don't believe the lies. +You can translate 1:1 from japanese except with extremely rare figures of speech (which can be explained in a two sentence bracket). +Translators = agenda. +You want to play jap games, learn jap. +--- 634914819 +>>634913905 +It's not good because it's literal, it's good because it's striking and poetic, i.e. "meme-worthy", whilst the alternatives offered are pedestrian and forgettable. The answer isn't to be literal, it's to be excellent. +--- 634914991 +>>634914741 +Very true, the solution is to be excellent, whether that means being literal or figurative. Preserving archaic and alien Japanese forms into English can offer something wonderous and striking because of its novelty and alienness, the translators job is to be great and to get it right in producing something striking and memorable. +--- 634915153 +>>634898364 +Tell me you're a zoomer without telling me you're a zoomer. +--- 634915178 +>>634894883 (OP) +Hey guys, translator here, a real one, not one who translates videogames. While I do agree that there are monumentally retarded translations posted ITT (el dorado, lmao), I must say that "literal" translations are not just shit, but impossible, at least if you are trying to maintain any semblance of professionalism. + +Different sentence structure, addage differences and a general difference in what actually "sounds good" mean that the translator has tremendous input when it comes to forming sentences, I don't speak japanese but even translating neolatin to neolatin this is true, so nip to english must mean even moreso like this. + >>634901572 this guy is pretty much right, except that I'd add, the problem isn't with japanese being too vague, but with shit translators not properly translating said vague language. + +You wanna change something drastically? It's gotta fit with the setting. Fucking golden emperor sounds 10 times better than el dorado and doesn't have far reaching jmplications. Typical case of a retard doing his job poorly. Unfortunately, so long as the japs dont pay competent people to translate, you are stuck with this shit. + + +The only situation in which I dont maintain the tone of an original text is when translating native text which was obviously written by rhetorically incompetenr people, if the base is mediocre I will spice it up since the whole point of my job is to introduce already existing info to new people, might as well make them feel like the speaker is talking about something worthwile. +--- 634915275 +>>634914809 +All writing in all languages should be poetic and excellent, otherwise you betray the muse and may as well cut out your tongue and chop off your hands and be forever mute rather than blaspheme against inspiration. Literalness is a furphy, translations should be excellent, literal or loose rewritings are simply devices to be employed and dropped by the writer in producing something great in English. +--- 634915303 +>>634914819 +The literal translation makes the most sense in the context too so there is no reason to move away from it. +Kenshiro uses his kung fu bullshit, the bad guys wonder what the deal is because they survived it, then he tells them that they are already dead because his fighting style is literally pressure point strikes with a delayed effect. I dont think there is any sort of way to spell that out in an alternative way while keeping the original intent even remotely intact. +--- 634915339 +>>634894883 (OP) +I'm new to the FGG, so is this the actual definition of footsies or what? I was told that it's supposed to be the neutral game between the players +--- 634915387 +>>634904169 +calling men tsundere is really fucking gay in his defense. +--- 634915397 +>>634894883 (OP) +So has anyone actually posted the Japanese version of this to be sure it is actually a translation thing? Just curious +--- 634915407 +>>634915275 +The only thing that matters is getting the original intent across. If you don't care about that, stick to media in your original language. +--- 634915438 +>>634915339 +its not the definition. thats why the thread was made. because its wrong. +--- 634915447 +>>634905349 +>reincarnated golden emperor +>instead of - Golden Emperor, reincarnated +KILL THEM ALL +--- 634915493 +>>634915387 +It might be but saying something completely different isn't the right choice. And better yet, since it can be and usually is used to describe women, it makes no fucking sense. +--- 634915580 +>>634915339 +It's not. Funny thing is, this is the only part in the explanation he got wrong. The explanation proceeds in detail the correct definition of footsies but he fucked up introducing it as footsies=low kick which is wrong. +--- 634915664 +>>634915303 +Here the literal is excellent, and the oddness of the phrase in English is striking. My argument is that literalness and looseness are devices to be employed and abaonded at will by the writer as required by the muse to produce excellenc. Literalness is a tool not an end or categorical imperative, the worthiness of the tool for the particular task is proven by the excellence of the product produced, which is the true end and imperative, writing great English. +--- 634915728 +>>634901106 +It's forever funny that Americans didn't want the Mike Tyson character to be named M.Bison because they wanted to protect his name on his behalf. +--- 634915787 +>>634897271 +Finally, I have a reason to post this. +--- 634915803 +>>634894883 (OP) +>>634894883 (OP) +>>634894883 (OP) +I thought footsies was the back and forth trading during neutral to land a hit confirm, and not just exclusively low attacks? Did they change what the words mean? Can any FGCbro confirm? +--- 634915846 +>>634901858 +>they didnt make a huge stink about something like Raiden's name in metal gear series though +m8 they made the biggest stink about raiden as a whole specifically because he was this japanese media pretty boy archetype. +MGS2 caused one of the greatest videogame spergouts. +--- 634915865 +>>634915803 +yes. read the room. the thread is bitching about this shitty translation. +--- 634915884 +>>634915664 +You're argument is shit. +If two people play a game and afterwards become magically able to talk to each other naturally, and in their conversation its seems like they are both talking about different games, then the translator failed. +--- 634916007 +>>634915787 +>this was once revealed to me in a dream +what's the context for this one again +--- 634916041 +>>634894883 (OP) +You have to forgive SF6, Capcom translated it, as a joke. +--- 634916096 +>>634908094 +I only call people I think are native speakers ESLs to piss them +Actual ESLs will just respond with something like “yes I am not a faggot burger”, so what’s the point +--- 634916106 +>>634894883 (OP) +nobody calls low kicks footsies fuck trannies +--- 634916110 +>>634904491 +>boomers talking about priority +oi. Talking about priority was completely reasonable at the time because perfect knowledge of the game logic wasn't available. We couldn't see hitboxes and we didn't know how the game calculated anything in the background but people were well aware that certain moves would beat certain other moves reliably in certain situations regardless of timing, so phrasing that as priority made perfect sense. What would you rather people do? Pretend that the interactions they were seeing weren't happening? + +Modern newbies can't relate at all because every game released in their lifetime has its game logic fully explored before it even releases. +--- 634916246 +>>634906271 +DP input or most inputs are stupid easy, the only hard part comes from trying to link them in a complex combo. +--- 634916302 +>>634916110 +sorry I shouldnt have called it moronic because that was state of the art tech knowledge at the time but you get the gist of why its better to share established wisdoms to prevent such scenarios from happening again. +its also good when terminology is spread wide to prevent situations like smash babbs discovering wakeup DPs and calling them "mamma mia". +--- 634916313 +I really hope some kid out there doesn't actually call low attacks footsies because of this and get embarrassed for it because Capcom lied to him. +--- 634916326 +>>634902616 +>sentance +>semanticly +Why the fuck would I listen to your opinion on anything to do with words +--- 634916389 +>>634916096 +why would anyone be offended to be called an esl? and why do some view it as a form of slander? thank GOD I'm not American or Britfag. +also I imagine majority of ESL fagz here speak more than just 2 dialect. so get fucked english only smoothbrains. +--- 634916479 +>>634916313 +that will absolutely happen because SF6 will attract a gorillion newbabbs. +--- 634916491 +>>634916302 +>that one shitfest where smashbabies were calling main characters in other games "shotos" +Fucking surreal +--- 634916657 +>>634894989 +The origin of 'Footsies' as a term comes from shotos trying to whiff punish other shoto sweeps in SF2, because sweeps were cancellable into fireballs and so safe on block making them extremely good lows that push out half screen as a zoning tool if blocked. The only way to punish sweep was to make it miss and sweep the recovery, so the game of walking back and forth trying to make the other guy's sweep miss was called footsies and everything else was an expansion from there until it because a general term interchangeable with Neutral. +--- 634916805 +>>634916657 +this. footsies came from ryus long ass crouching kick which combos into a hadoken. probably the first and the oldest "combo" in a fighting game. +--- 634916871 +>>634898472 +Capcom now is the same as Square Enix +--- 634916945 +>>634916871 +in your head they are. for capcom still making some of the best video games around. squareenix on the other hand have been soulless since long ago. +--- 634916990 +>>634916491 +>shit your diaper every waking minute because you are not fully accepted as a fighting game +>put exactly zero effort into doing any research into actual fighting games, never play them and only bitch about them up to the point where they dont know the most basic archetype, even though fucking MARIO would qualify as a shoto in a loose way (fireball projectile, spinner move, rising punch move) +hate them. +--- 634917002 +>>634894989 +LOL it's not correct at all retard. + +>>634895350 +kek poser + +>>634907627 +Yeah you're closer than the other 2 scrubs. I always thought that footsies had an anti air component where you bait your opponent into jumping or a shoryuken flash kick-like move. +--- 634917009 +>>634916945 +not about the game quality, but dialogues and translations +read the image i quoted first +--- 634917059 +>>634917009 +nah the translations are fine. that is also the correct translation for the term footsies. +--- 634917089 +>>634916945 +Crapcom make nothing but shitty remakes now. They haven't even made a gud SF since Alpha 3. +--- 634917097 +>>634917059 +its so correct that neither the japanese version nor the other language translation call it that. +--- 634917112 +>>634896849 +he's right though, you should learn japanese so that you shouldn't have to deal with trannylators any longer +--- 634917116 +>>634896849 +>Ronaldo +K E K +E +K +--- 634917121 +>>634917089 +>alpha3 +out of all SF games to be a poser for you picked this one lmao. +--- 634917142 +>>634917059 +jesus men, i talking about this pic >>634898472 +Capcom now makes its characters say fuck and shit every second +--- 634917184 +>>634917112 +Has it really come to that point? /a/ has been spouting that shit for almost two decades now because those fucks hate waiting. +--- 634917204 +>>634912369 +>Basic term that's not used in Japan is 'the deeper workings of fighting games' +lol, why do people like you love to advertise that they're trash? +--- 634917318 +>>634917142 +no they dont. and when they do curse it never feels forced no matter how much you cry at the bad words. show me a single example where the character saying fuck was out of place. specially capcom with their RE (which is what Im guessing youre speaking of) where the dialogue is written as if the characters are western. +anyway, show me a single example where it felt out of place and its not just you crying at bad word. +--- 634917520 +>trannylator defense force out in this thread +Time to point and laugh at them +--- 634917559 +>>634899983 +All jews are are evil +--- 634917562 +>>634917097 +notice how you did not bother to expand upon this and show me how wrong I am. I'll just keep assuming youre bullshitting. +--- 634917665 +>>634895350 +>TWINKLE WINKLE DINKLES ARE A SERIOUS FUCKING TERM AND AN INTEGRAL PART OF THE GAME +And this is why fighting games are dead +--- 634917967 +>>634905638 +>left foot is the brake, right foot is the clutch +--- 634917986 +>>634913905 +oh, isn't he that dude that failed N1 multiple years in a row while still working as a ""translator""? I swear, the dunning kruger going on with this retards is something else +--- 634917992 +you faggots do know that lying and bearing false witness is a sin right? stop being such insufferably lying faggots. if you want something to get outraged at you faggots should point out the faggotry permeating western studios as a whole. honestly insane how much hate capcom and fromsoft gets here while so many other big studios have become nothing but soulless propaganda pumping machines. +--- 634918007 +>>634917562 +do that. knock yourself out. +--- 634918052 +>>634915787 +Who wrote this, Icycalm? +--- 634918084 +>>634894989 +footsies isn't low to high mixups retard. footsies is about range so you can counter punish your opponent's buttons by making them whiff by standing in the perfect range. +--- 634918097 +>>634894989 +This anon is correct. Originally, footsies referred to poking with feet. Then people started assuming it meant ground game in general. + +If you don't know this, you're a zoomer. I don't visit this site often because people are just clueless about video games (like everywhere else.) +--- 634918109 +>>634918007 +kill yourself faggot. of course you cant possibly engage me with anything more than your smoothbrain childish drivel. +kill yourself with a rope tied into a noose around your neck and end your existence. +--- 634918201 +>>634898472 +The konami example was exactly what my experience was like playing through Suikoden 2. They didn't bother to translate most of the game lol +--- 634918378 +>>634903735 +Fallacy fallacy +https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/the-fallacy-fallacy +--- 634918447 +>>634918109 +lol +--- 634918493 +>>634918109 +pretending to be a retard faggot still makes you one, anon. in fact its a requirement. +--- 634918553 +>>634918493 +for >>634918447 +--- 634918608 +>>634904514 +Localization's job isn't to write your own character. But I am sure you already knew that, you baiting fuck. + +At least the large stick line is funny +--- 634918619 +>>634904574 +Bro, I've been asking that myself. Was there like a campaign to finally get internet hooked up in some backwater villages or something? +--- 634918729 +>>634899983 +>Meanwhile actual translators when given the exact same letters +--- 634918753 +>>634906235 +It took me a second. +--- 634918863 +>>634894883 (OP) +Love seeing fgcniggies having a melty over this. +Meanwhile they glorified this retarded slandering of language for street fighter notation for 2 decades. +--- 634919101 +>>634918619 +dunno but I've seen others notice it too. +most of the time when you run into some ignorant and aggressive retard on this site and he posts an image of his PC its some spicoid. +--- 634919124 +>>634899983 +What game is this even about? El Dorado is a historical myth of the golden city. If the game has nothing to do with this myth, El Dorado is just plain stupid translation. +--- 634919125 +>>634913905 +It's not only a good phrase by reason of being a literal translation but because it actually fits the scene. Kenshiro just hit his enemy several times in the right spots. His enemy is still boasting but Kenshiro knows that his attack has already set that guy's death in motion. "You are already dead" is his way of informing his enemy that he will explode in a couple of seconds and there is nothing he can do about it. He might not be dead in the present but the future about to come in mere seconds is at this point unavoidable so he might as well be considered 'already' dead. +--- 634919190 +>>634919124 +"What game is this even about" as in, what is the game about? +--- 634919295 +>>634919190 +Please learn to read and understand words before posting. +--- 634919313 +>>634915339 +Yes it is +Only 4chan dont know this +--- 634919319 +>>634905151 +what is the SF4 equivalent of picrel +i remember it was Gen and ???? +--- 634919376 +Interesting thread. There are two languages I would love to learn with some other people. South Korean and Japanese. It’s because I love KPOP and JRPGs. I like Seoul and Tokyo as cities as well. I know the Korean alphabet Hangeul, and I’ve been playing my JRPGs subbed lately. + +Here’s the thing that throws me for a loop. My biggest barrier is the way they form sentences. I will hear the subject or main topic of the sentence said at the very beginning, and then I will hear the words that are details surrounding that main word afterwards. In English you get to the topic of a sentence after you style up the build-up in whichever way you want. Is this what people mean when they say how expressive English can be? Korean and Japanese sound almost robotic like there is only one proper way to get something out, but I find that fascinating as well because it seems optimal, in a way. + +I’m not the smartest person, but I’d love to learn. There are countless people in this thread who know more than me. I had your average public highschool life where I graduated with the bare minimum gpa while taking pitiful classes. No honors or AP ever. My parents and family suck when it comes to education. I don’t even know my own language English well. I can’t tell you how it is structured, and I don’t know the rules of grammar. As a kid in school that stuff flew by my head, and I’ve had below average teachers probably. I can only speak and write English fine enough because it’s all I’ve been exposed to around me for my entire life. + +I have no interest in Chinese though. Does that make me an asshole? Anyways how the hell do I get over the way Koreans and Japanese people structure sentences? I have no friends but fuck it I wanna make some progress, or at least challenge myself in something I find a passion in. Should I fully understand the rules of English first? God dammit public education can suck it some places. Wish I was better off. Don’t shitpost me +--- 634919417 +>>634919295 +I have not played the game and I am ten times more educated and smarter than you. So tell me what is the content of the game. +--- 634919431 +>>634904169 +>ProjMoon +It all makes sense now +--- 634919443 +>>634919376 +Stop blogposting, no one asked tranny +--- 634919558 +>>634899983 +Based localizer +Remind me to MGS +--- 634919625 +>>634899983 +I too, work hard to justify my paycheck +--- 634919723 +They're right. +You are wrong. +--- 634919740 +good morning sirs +I hate localizers so much it's unreal +--- 634919746 +>>634919319 +I'm pretty sure it was feilong rekka spam +--- 634919776 +>>634899983 +This mental gymnastic hooly shit +--- 634919813 +>>634902208 +Oba didnt object it tho so... +--- 634919887 +>>634894883 (OP) +Does anyone have the JP client translated? I'm curious to see the deference. +--- 634920037 +>>634917184 +they've been saying this because there's still a large amount of manga that remains untranslated to this day because they lack popularity to be visible enough +and even for the stuff that gets picked up there's a 50% chance that you get a faggot scanlator that deliberately twists the wording because he feels like it's better this way +--- 634920191 +>>634899873 +>functions = characters +Kek +--- 634920261 +>>634915787 +I don't see how the Kaczynski one is related to the rest. +The comment in the margin is a joke, because Kaczynski used to be a professor of mathematics, and later became a terrorist. +As a mathematician, he wasn't known, but as a terrorist, he was infamous. +That's what they're referring to and joking about. +--- 634920312 +Btw why do people vilify shit like keeping words as is and using tl notes? +It's like people have never read a translated book in their lives nor seen the footnotes they usually have on the bottom of each page. +--- 634920436 +>>634914741 +Mondo Cool anon, Mondo Cool. +--- 634921372 +A complicated, often nebulous term that refers to the battle for controlling the space in front of you, often by using good pokes. In essence, you are trying to get to a range you like, while trying to deny your opponent getting to a range that they like. How you do this varies wildly based on the game, but it often involves using strong crouching kick attacks to pester your opponent as they are trying to walk around. This dance of playing mind games with your feet is the source of the term's name. + +In reality, footsies can mean different things to different people, and often combines lots of adjacent concepts. Some people think that footsies needs to be a grounded affair, between characters that don't jump and fight for space only by walking. While this is a good example, I think applying the term narrow-mindedly to only these situations is falling out of favor. As more people play more diverse fighting games, they are realizing that you get the "feel" of footsies in lots of different ways, and this battle for space can extend to the air, or to movement options beyond walking, quite easily. That said, using amazing footsies to perform an awesome whiff punish will never fall out of style. +Japanese +地上戦 (chijousen) — Lit. ground fight +差し合い (sashi ai) — Lit. the act of attacking while weaving in and out of each other's attack range +刺し合い (sashi ai) — Lit. stabbing match +足払い合戦 (ashibarai gassen) — Lit. leg sweep battle +https://glossary.infil.net/index.html + + +Rather than pander to troons like suzi they could literally ask the players they are exploiting what a term means. +--- 634921697 +>>634914105 +I love that rance was written by a woman +--- 634921875 +>>634894883 (OP) +I’m all for putting translators heads on pikes, but is this really a translation issue and not the source being blatantly wrong. +--- 634921997 +>>634917986 +that's embarrassing, N1 is a fucking joke +you shouldn't be in the industry if you can't ace it or at least come close to acing it (miss a question or two at worst) +--- 634922183 +>>634915846 +>raiden +I agree, should have called him thunder and lightning +--- 634922603 +>>634917986 +>>634921997 +The JLPT Virgin vs the Kanken Chad +--- 634922695 +>>634896393 +holy based +--- 634922787 +>>634894883 (OP) +Im kinda late to the thread diff --git a/v/634896121.txt b/v/634896121.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bcf0598446b19543162d5f1340d0f892f94f6d6a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634896121.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1491 @@ +----- +--- 634896121 +What the fuck was her problem? +--- 634896217 +I love Laetitia +--- 634896529 +>>634896121 (OP) +>finally feel like playing ruina again +>open game +>see this +>no longer want to play the game +--- 634896670 +>>634896529 +>Not doing every abno fight asap +ngmi +--- 634897314 +>>634896121 (OP) +Arrogant brat that thinks she's hot shit when in actuality Bharal was doing all the heavy lifting for her +--- 634897515 +>Have to give up Rabbit Heathcliff or Kurokumo Hong Lu to run the full bonus team +I dislike it +--- 634897718 +>>634897515 +What's the optimal team to clear the event with the less runs? I might use all of my boxes right now to spark the units needed to clear it, since they expire in the necct month anyway. +--- 634897846 +>>634897718 +I currently run W. Don with the E.G.O., Pierre Ryoshu, R. Corp Heathcliff, Kurokumo Hong Lu, and then BL Sinclair (but base works fine) and I've gotten a pretty consistent flow since Heathcliff and Don apply Rupture with the chicken breast providing extra, both Ryoshu IDs can provide burn for the drumstick to give more, and you can nuke the boss with QS + Rip Space + Cloud Cutter. +--- 634897913 +>>634897846 +Sorry, meant to say both Ryoshu E.G.O. +--- 634898002 +>luck is ass +>like 100+ rolls no 000 ass +>do daily roll +>this happens +bless you monzo +--- 634898062 +shan't be bumping a zenacat thread sumnida +--- 634898076 +>>634898002 +but event requires you to use chef gregor +--- 634898138 +>sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me + +Zenah +>Isolated without a way out +>Your state is nothing short of pitiful +>You still managed to hold out for a greater team of time than we +*CASTS SHOCKWAVE* +--- 634898304 +>>634897718 +The boss is weak to pierce and lust so grippy faust, ting tang, R Heath and chef Ryoshu rapes it to oblivion. +Honestly fuck Gregor, his 20% bonus is only 17 more plushies and id rather do an extra run in the grand scheme of things that carry his ass around. +--- 634898698 +>>634898304 +People don't know that with his values his skill 2 is actually his skill 1, and his skill 1 is actually his skill 2. You're meant to run him on a bleed team, preferably also with Wound Clerid to go full on bleeds. Gossypium secondary to Clerid in my opinion. Combined with enough bleed stacking to maximize his skill 3, and his passive proccing all the time, AND with chef Ryoshu there alongside him to get kills and heal allies, he becomes a sort of bleed-centric G Corp Gregor. Outside of his gluttony skill 2, he sucks at clashing and is meant to oneside as much as possible. But the sad fact is that ProjectMoon did most of his skill effects dirty, especially skill 3 being the travesty that it is. +--- 634898726 +>>634896529 +the bros... +--- 634898771 +>>634898726 +maaaan fuck that fight dude its probably my least favorite next to the fucking birds that require 100% no mistakes to beat +--- 634898830 +what would you do if when heathcliff eventually gets a TETH ego and it's another fucking envy colored one? +--- 634898903 +>>634898726 +If you overcome them properly, they will be okay with you fucking their sister +--- 634898954 +>>634898830 +heathcliff? Who the fuck is heathcliff? Do you mean GANCHUNG man? Because in that case I would love another ego to avoid spending ammo and cycle away his skill 1 with +--- 634898998 +>>634898726 +I don't even remember that Fight's gimmick I just like killed her or something +--- 634899073 +Does a candle look forward to being used? +--- 634899165 +>>634899073 +Crying Children Philip imagining Yuna posing and holding up peace signs, as she is candle wax bukkaked. The thought makes him suffer even more. +--- 634899228 +>>634896217 +--- 634899357 +>>634897718 +Locks: +RB Greg +RB Ryo +Don w/ EGO (WDon optimally) +Sinclair w/ EGO (Base ID optimally) +This leaves one flex slot which will probably depend on your starting EGO gift but I would say generally it just changes which flavor of Hong you want to bring, either TT or Kuro if you got wound clerid or some shit. Rheath is also obviously a solid choice but if you want to run super optimally you'll probably bring Gregor but not actually take him to the last fight because it's far more valuable to give an extra turn to one of your other 4 sinners but it can potentially force resets depending on speed rolls especially because wdon and rheath are fucking MASSIVELY weak to all the chicken attacks, literal stagger in 1 hit tier unless it's the headchicken's weakest shit/they flip tails +--- 634899476 +this event has showed me that outis' buddha ego is actually pretty good +--- 634899524 +>>634899228 +why did she do it? +--- 634899548 +Got Sinclair ego on my first ten roll, but 80+ more and no Rodion... +Gregor's so bad and the grinding's so slow... I need her to ease the burden... +This event sucks. +--- 634900367 +IM +FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE +>Cant even read what it says +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0 [Embed] +--- 634900483 +>>634899357 +Gotcha. I've been using BLS Sinclair and I was wondering if any other of his IDs were better for this event, not knowing his base ID is probably the best one. +--- 634900801 +>>634899165 +So let me take your hand like one of those mad men. Tip tap tappity tappity tap! +--- 634900854 +don't open it +--- 634901104 +>>634900854 +Probably what happens later in the timeline anyways. +--- 634901705 +>>634900854 +How could this whore seduce Tiph's husband? +--- 634901712 +Even his waifu is shitting on Heathcliff now. Insane. +--- 634901764 +>>634901104 +Eh, probably not unless Angela ever goes human again. +--- 634901869 +>>634901764 +I doubt Roland could get an erection for anyone other than Angelica anyway. +If you ask me, those two are better off as just friends. +--- 634902040 +>>634901764 +>>634901869 +Aw I wanted to play the piano during their wedding. +--- 634902131 +>>634901869 +isn't angela meant to be similar to angelica anyway in appearance +as an added layer of suffering for orlando +--- 634902342 +>>634901869 +>he never had a sex friend +--- 634902432 +>>634900854 +if I was Loland I would take it considering I'm stuck on the outskirts with nothing better to do +--- 634902521 +>>634902342 +I'm more of a relationship kind of guy. +Which is probably why I haven't had a sex or a girlfriend in 5 years. +--- 634902595 +>>634902521 +anon you should be making daughters not seeking to aquire them +--- 634903507 +It’s up. +https://youtu.be/VwybCAOouDQ [Embed] +--- 634903640 +Guileless and Passionate, it's Malcute! +--- 634903858 +>>634903640 +Hod's husband (female) +--- 634903891 +MYSTERY NIGGAS +--- 634903964 +>>634898954 +>my quick suppression lost ot a fucking chicken. +--- 634904073 +>>634896121 (OP) +Do someone have a link for the Roland toilet paper commercial? +--- 634904330 +>>634903507 +LCB runs are always a treat to watch. +Adds another layer of "git gud" to shitters being unable to clear something. +>Kromer filtering retards with 5 000s teams on release +--- 634904383 +>>634904073 +I have the downy one +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZGNjYWeSWo [Embed] +--- 634904526 +>>634904383 +I can see Lol& no fucks given attitude doing this while recording the commercial +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr9RYgIun9A [Embed] +--- 634904576 +>>634904330 +I'm a new player and just beat Kromer without issue +Did she get nerfed? +--- 634904603 +>>634904383 +>Those comments +--- 634904746 +>>634904576 +Actually, she got buffed, her healing + strength passive didn't work on release +--- 634904956 +>>634904576 +What level? +--- 634905342 +>>634904956 +Heath was level 20 during the fight I just pumped him a bit since then +I will concede I got insanely lucky on my gacha rolls +--- 634905702 +>get all the Lui IDs +>They're all complete shit +>Hong lus aren't even really burn worthy +The director is going to have to make Liu yi sang and Faust an INSANE level of cracked to salvage the absolute state of burn. Even with God mode ego gifts that let you 90/90 the damage is still too fucking slow to be worth building around. +Yi sang better have passives that give raw burn strength instead of count and Faust better have a skill 1 that procs burn damage accumulated on the target +--- 634905749 +>>634904576 +>>634904746 +Buffed early on, then nerfed a few weeks ago. You couldn't disable her passive by collecting Sinclair's dungeon marks until recently, so if you blindly brought a bleed/burn team you had to redo the entire dungeon but didn't really find out until you were at her. It was fucking terrible design. +--- 634905761 +I want to have sex with Zena +--- 634905816 +>>634905702 +? +Liu Gregor is really fucking good and Hong Lu is decent, fair play Meursault isn't amazing but if you're looking for blunt damage they're some of the best IDs in the game +--- 634905943 +OPEN THE CURTAINS +--- 634906218 +anyway what do you think their foreshadowing with mersault saying he saw/has had experience with Alot of Distortions what the fuck happened before Limbus? +any possible clues from le stranger? +--- 634906312 +>>634903891 +Blue Man group 2.0 +When will Carmen learn? +--- 634906437 +>>634906218 +I'd imagine it's probably what made him leave N Corp +They're whole hog on distorting +--- 634906439 +>>634906218 +>He saw a lot of Distortions +>The Sun bothered him +>Carmen is the sun +>Meursault shot Carmen in the face. +--- 634906595 +>>634905816 +The IDs themselves are fine, burn is complete ass +--- 634906708 +>>634906439 +True to the original story he was based off of. +--- 634906778 +>>634906439 +>>634906437 +actually I think I'm forming a Theory N corp was probably doing alot of experiments with distortion and their singularity and mersault was some poor schmuck working on the project, they probably tried getting him distort in someway or anothermost probably involving his mother and potential false memories/experencies and he probably went fuck this great "sun" you got and rejected it causing his EGO to form or something +--- 634906839 +>>634906595 +Oh that I agree with. I feel like burn would be a lot better with an EGO gift that has the same effect as the bleed flower, bleed themes get fucking carried by that thing in dungeons. +--- 634906945 +The only 000 I'm missing is N Mersault and I have 400+ boxex, should I shard him right now or wait until the last banner releases? +There's just 1 banner left, right? +--- 634906968 +outis was able to win the cook off because her dish was cooked with a mother's love and therefore could break through chickenman's mommy issues +--- 634906974 +So what the fuck does N Corp actually do? +Surely they can't pay the bills purely by putting cyborgs on the breaking wheel +--- 634906979 +>>634906839 +>Bleed themes +Teams +I'm tired as fuck today. +--- 634907019 +>>634906974 +suicide booths +canned experiences +--- 634907076 +>Rodya is your capo +>have to run 20 times a day to get sweets for her +>tfw +--- 634907091 +>>634906968 +I want Outis to be my mother +--- 634907096 +>>634907019 +Oh ok that makes sense suicide booths must rake in limbillions +--- 634907127 +>>634907076 +Meursault should have gotten a 000 for his first gun ID. +It's not fair. +--- 634907148 +>>634906974 +They take human experiences and put them into cans of cum. It’s implied that the nails harvest the experience from people, including prosthetic users. That means even prosthetic bearers can have their experiences sucked out, and the technology itself recognizes them as having human experiences, so the whole thing is just a scapegoat scenario where they’ve picked a particular demographic they could get away with harvesting from. +--- 634907157 +>>634907127 +He already has two 000, you whiny bitch +--- 634907198 +>>634907127 +Meursault just got a 000 a couple weeks ago +--- 634907208 +>>634906778 +Well he is too autistic for Carmen to attempt distorting him. +Iirc Carmen is acting as some sort of god/demigod. +And in the original literature that Mesault was based off of. +He straight up denied/didn't believe in a god. +The priest tried getting him to lie and say that he believed in god. +But Mersault hates lying and that pissed him off. +--- 634907220 +>>634906839 +in the chicken Dungeon I've been able to put like 30/99 burn on the final boss semi regularly and even when a bongy pops up it get's instantly fried from the butterfly ego gift and everyone wailing on the boss. +I had the circuit, the butterfly and the chicken leg as ego gifts +--- 634907275 +I'm watching a friend do judgement bird's fight in library. he got to the end, had judgement bird staggered with 3 hp, and so he hit p to auto select cards for the final turn. because you can attack allies to transfer sin in that fight, every single one of the attacks were the librarians infighting. no one hit judgement bird, and one of the librarians died. the remaining librarians all had 3+ sin +--- 634907365 +>>634907091 +you'd say that until she goes out to get some milk and doesn't come back until 20 years later +--- 634907395 +>>634907275 +--- 634907398 +>>634907275 +Holy shit +--- 634907443 +>>634907365 +At least you'll team up to beat up the lusty hags trying to steal her husband when she gets back. +--- 634907462 +what would you do in this situation +--- 634907507 +>>634896529 +I thought that was a pic of the final stretch of the game which would be understandable +you haven't seen shit yet +--- 634907569 +>>634907462 +Just wheels industry him back, bro. +--- 634907639 +>>634896121 (OP) +So...Dante can fix distorteds as long as he has any clue what happened to them?... +Also, does this means that every person that distorted was one step away from gaining their EGO? +--- 634907658 +anyone knows how many bongs you get on the normal dungeon vs hard dungeon? +I just want to unga mash autoplay with the 4 event characters and gregor just doesn't pull his own weight + +>>634907275 +he +--- 634907739 +>>634907639 +yes to both +--- 634907752 +>>634907462 +--- 634907782 +LCCB Ish is quite good. Is the Reindeer even worth it, or should I just shave her shards? +--- 634907838 +>>634907639 +>>634907739 +Doesn't E.G.O have the downside of negatively affecting their user when making use of it? +--- 634907841 +>>634907782 +>shave +I thought she had hairless pits +--- 634907858 +>>634907639 +anyone can fix them from understanding the problem +it's just that Dante could understand the chickenman this time +--- 634907891 +>>634907838 +No, only the shit tier EGO limbus is currently capable of creating +--- 634907902 +>>634907838 +No. +--- 634907991 +>>634907838 +if you're a pussy, yes just like Philip +if it's a shitty done EGO, yes +--- 634908019 +>charge telepole +>rip space is in the bottom slot +epic +--- 634908062 +>>634907858 +So does mean we can fix her? +--- 634908063 +>dante can communicate with distortions +doesnt that mean he is likely distorted as well? +--- 634908105 +>>634908062 +Kromer isn't a distortion +--- 634908116 +>>634908063 +That, or the clock is an ABNO +--- 634908136 +>people act like artwork for Thumb Ids means they will be next. +Kek, at max when Ryoshu chapter comes in, meaning wait 1 year, kids. +--- 634908143 +>>634908062 +Why would you want that? +She deserved death. +--- 634908216 +>>634908063 +>doesnt that mean he is likely distorted as well? +I have a hunch he's not but also using not using E.G.O +in fact might be E.G.O death. What with the memory loss and all. +--- 634908225 +>>634907838 +Not really, no +It does put you in massive danger of distorting but as long as you aren't a bitch you should be fine +Verg was blasting gallons of blood out of himself with his EGO and he didn't have any problems +--- 634908239 +>>634907858 +>I was once a man, just like you +>I worked in a chicken restaurant, just like you +>I don't work in a chicken resta- +>DON'T LOOK AT ME +thanks for unlocking some ancient memories +--- 634908272 +>>634907739 +So, if chikenface would have come to the pizza conclution back when the recipe was lost, he will have gotten his EGO then and there and probably something to help him make better food? +>>634907858 +More like we had the oportunity to subdue him since he was a Zayin +--- 634908317 +>>634907891 +>>634907991 +Would you call Geburas armor shit tier? +--- 634908334 +>>634908063 +and he can only communicate with sinners +hmmmm really activates the almonds +--- 634908372 +>>634908225 +>Not really, no +>It does put you in massive danger of distorting +That's not a downside +That's a benefit +--- 634908393 +>>634908317 +yeah, she should be naked! on top fo me! blowing smoke on my face AND blowing me off! Kali sex! +--- 634908409 +>>634908317 +No. What does that have to do with anything? +--- 634908414 +>>634900854 +nice +--- 634908464 +>>634908393 +>he doesn't want sex with her armor on +--- 634908516 +>>634908317 +Her armor was her own EGO, so no. But her Mimicry was indeed shit and it almost made her distort +--- 634908559 +>>634908464 +no, anon +armor off, helmet ON +--- 634908562 +>>634908516 +>and it almost made her distort +No? Where does it say that? The armor basically helped her getting the EGO +--- 634908593 +>>634908516 +>and it almost made her distort +source +--- 634908638 +>>634908143 +Needs prosthetic replacement correction. +--- 634908751 +>>634908516 +She said she heard Carmen's whispers when she used her EGO but she didn't come close to distorting +--- 634908753 +>>634908562 +>>634908593 +It was part of the cutscene after you figth Kali on LoR. +"The sword was talking to me, telling me that if I washed blood whith blood only an emty husk will be left" +--- 634908769 +>>634908225 +I actually think verg's is the only one thats shown to have downsides so far. The downside being it does literally nothing if he has no access to blood, and he's stated that he can't just produce it out of his ass ex-nihilo, so he has to produce more blood from his enemies eventually +--- 634908809 +>>634908559 +--- 634908920 +>>634908753 +It spoke to her, but where does it say she almost distorted? +Kali had zero reasons to distort. +--- 634909002 +>>634908409 +Kalis armor has a downsize, because it runs on blood. +--- 634909053 +What if someone's E.G.O was just a factory for making every taboo gun known to the head and city? +I don't the clawniggers will be able to do shit about it heheh. +--- 634909075 +>>634908116 +Well, working with abnos can turn an average joe into an action hero with the IQ of a genious if you manage to survive for long enough +--- 634909098 +>>634909053 +A probably could have done that +Angela too +--- 634909101 +>enter bar +>always frequent this place, chill and good coffee and food +>cute waitress brings me my usual croissant + cappuccino +>find a paper on the plate +>immediately start panicking because I think it's the waitress giving me her phone number or some shit, I always panic when I have to interact more than usual with people +>finally muster the courage to lift it and read what's written on it +>"Philip lost" +I'm currently sitting here bewildered. I asked the waitress and it doesn't seems like she was the one who made it. W-What? +--- 634909106 +>>634908334 +they do have EGO wich is basically a distortion +altough, so does vergil and he cant understand jack +unless he's pretending +--- 634909149 +>>634908920 +>>634908753 +Carmen wasn't even in the light when Kali got her EGO... +--- 634909215 +It was me. +I was the voice. +--- 634909230 +>>634909106 +You are fucking stupid +--- 634909262 +>finally ground enough to get the welfare ego +>it’s shit too +>in fact almost everything except the 000 ID is completely shit +>anything past don’s ego is piddling shit rewards and the stupid banner +>I’d have to do the dungeon 40 more times to get it +>with 3/5 IDs being garbage +Even the rail way wasn’t this mind numbing holy fucking shit +--- 634909271 +So who the fuck is Dante I don't wanna go through years of this shit like we did with Lowland +Just say he's Garnet or Ayin or some rando grade 9 already you fuckin gooks I ain't got for time for this +--- 634909278 +>>634909230 +oh yeah? +y-you too! +--- 634909341 +>>634909271 +He's literally me +--- 634909350 +i bench greg on the spicy bongy fight just so his slot can go to someone better +--- 634909395 +>>634909271 +I can reveal to you who he is. Just listen to my voice and give in first. +--- 634909436 +>>634909350 +It’s utter garbage +--- 634909461 +>>634909341 +Holy shit Dante is Miyumi +--- 634909469 +>>634907739 +By the rules of that book Gregor should have distorted by the end of chapter 1 in not at the end of the war and Sinclair should have manifested his E.G.O. and a very powerfull one at the last battle with Kromer +--- 634909513 +So how is Chef Ryosho for Railway? I heard she's a good replacement for Shi Ishmael since she doesn't require 3 turns to set up. I recently got a sub 100 run and am tempted to go for sub 90. +--- 634909571 +>>634904603 +> Book of Downy Obtained +--- 634909625 +>>634909513 +Why? It won’t even go in the banner +--- 634909673 +>>634909625 +Because it's fun and gives my monkey brain dopamine to see the number get smaller. +--- 634909694 +>>634909469 +I do think it's odd that the sinners aren't getting powerups from their personal chapters +Seems like the obvious way to go for this setting +--- 634909750 +>>634909271 +Dante is Carmen. +--- 634909821 +>>634909673 +It’s the MD on steroids and you don’t even get to compare epeen size or get something out of it, amazing, I think I’ve found someone more autistic than the regular epeen crowd +--- 634909850 +>>634909694 +the divine commedy is divided in three parts +inferno seems to be setting up the sinners. limbo is probably where they will develop, and paradiso would be the comclusion +btw vergil cannot go past limbo in that book, guy has a huge death flag on him +--- 634909873 +>>634909694 +I mean they probably thought to boost base IDs but who the fuck ever uses those anymore +--- 634909889 +>>634909625 +>Why? It won’t even go in the banner +??? +--- 634909929 +>>634908920 +It's implied but not downright stated so, as with most PM things, its up to interpretation +--- 634909932 +>>634909889 +That ended a few days ago, your best score w +--- 634909950 +What ID will Rodya be? +Katriel or Boris? Both have their merits merits. +--- 634910000 +>>634909950 +Katriel (forma Boris) +--- 634910007 +>>634909932 +>That ended a few days ago +Your chance to get the cool banner, sure, but no one said the score is locked +--- 634910064 +>can't borrow friend IDs for the event dungeons +AIEEEEEEE MY BONUSES +--- 634910085 +>>634910007 +>when it closes +Huh oh well +--- 634910150 +Are the headchickens a reference to HL2? They even make the same sounds as the headcrabs albeit with different voice acting. +--- 634910164 +>>634909850 +>The old bastard mentor character with a secret heart of gold will die +Well damn I never would have guessed next you'll tell me something tragic will happen to the little girl retard +--- 634910195 +>>634910150 +You some kind of retarded anon? +Of course they're headcrab references +--- 634910198 +>>634910150 +Yes +--- 634910310 +Anyone have the picture of erza about to punch you in the face? +--- 634910389 +Did Tomerry die in Leviathan? I can't remember if Red Gaze killed it or if it escaped with the hag. +--- 634910406 +>>634909271 +He's a member of the head, A-Corp to be specific. +--- 634910432 +>>634906968 +i'm going to make outis a mother +again +--- 634910480 +TIPH B SEX + +NOW + +NOW + +NOW +--- 634910493 +>>634909950 +"not one to one an existing character", ideally. At least in the case of Jack and Pierre they were always a group of two, but big organisations like the thumb have much more room to play around with. +--- 634910531 +>>634910389 +Escaped. Iori cockblocked Vergil +--- 634910536 +>>634909950 +I love bald guy in the back of Meursault ID. Looks like I'm better to join his gang. +--- 634910590 +>>634910493 +Mersault got Guido and Faust Kromer. +--- 634910603 +>>634910150 +YABBA +MY ICING +--- 634910636 +>>634907739 +big lady BIG LADY +--- 634910641 +>Somehow fail the corrupted nail roll +>Spiced up bongy is suddenly a painful struggle +Might be faster to restart after failing the event desu +--- 634910676 +I've never seen any porn of these two +--- 634910685 +>>634910636 +Doesn't she outrank moses in grade terms? +--- 634910713 +>>634910676 +Yeah, there's not enough Tiph B porn +--- 634910735 +>>634910676 +Binah already has a girlfriend +--- 634910743 +>>634910676 +>these two +>posts 3 people +--- 634910748 +>>634910150 +Heathcliff literally called them "headhens" anon +--- 634910751 +>>634909101 +this did not happen +--- 634910753 +>>634910685 +moses was grade 7ish and ezra was grade 4ish i think +--- 634910757 +>>634910676 +if you haven't found porn yet either you're: +shitposting +looking on shit sites +not looking in the right places +don't know that pixiv exists +--- 634910791 +>>634900367 +>Mother said she disliked chicken +Is what it says t. gook +--- 634910810 +>>634909850 +you are insane if you think were getting 36 chapters at a rate of 1 every third month (not inlcuding delays) +the game will have 13 chapters max +--- 634910845 +>>634910757 +Most art I've seen of binah and Ayin are them either brutally hurting each other or sexually hurting each other +--- 634910854 +>>634910810 +>the game will have 13 chapters max +26 minimum, one for each district +--- 634910867 +>>634909271 +hes whatever was left of ayin that didnt ascend to the light +the leftover sin, meant to bear unending torment as penance for the sin +--- 634910869 +>>634910810 +We'll see if the game lasts that long. It's been a surprisingly runaway success in asia, but we'll see if it's supported well enough for the story to complete its run. +--- 634910898 +>>634909271 +hes garnet +--- 634910931 +>>634910898 +im garnet +--- 634910941 +>>634910931 +get out of your cocoon +--- 634910959 +>>634910898 +ENTER +Mephi +--- 634911000 +>>634909929 +could this be due to her mimicry prototype being abno derived instead of a natural development of her own +--- 634911072 +>to claim their bones keeps flipping tails against the attack that spawns another bongy +I'm gonna distort if this keeps up. +--- 634911082 +>>634910735 +Heh +--- 634911086 +>>634910869 +>6 years to finish the game +>>634910869 +>9 years to finish the game +I don't have that patience, if PM think anyone has a long enough attention span to do the same dailies and MDs daily for 9 years until they conclude the story they are massively wrong +--- 634911113 +>>634911072 +>using BL Sinclair +oh no no no +--- 634911134 +>>634911058 +Wait what? +--- 634911141 +>>634911072 +just ignore bongies and focus on the boss, they do shit damage anyways +--- 634911197 +>>634911086 +>>6 years to finish the game +meant for >>634910854 +--- 634911202 +Charon is retarded… +--- 634911208 +i'm inside the empathic light +--- 634911217 +This is literally just like when lol& first got introduced...he's ayin. +--- 634911220 +>>634911086 +>if PM think anyone has a long enough attention span to do the same dailies and MDs daily for 9 years until they conclude the story they are massively wrong +oooohohohohoho +--- 634911268 +>>634911220 +How do they do it? +--- 634911283 +>>634911202 +Charon is cute! +Stop spreading lies +--- 634911323 +>>634910743 +>>posts 3 people +But... there's 4 +--- 634911329 +>>634911220 +I fucking hope it's not a big enough success to last more than like three or four years +I want PM to make more actual video games +--- 634911405 +>ayin can't do shit in the light because he is still anchored down by the sin aka durante while carmen has nothing left to split her mind and thus infects the light as psychic satan +--- 634911430 +>>634910713 +>Tiph B porn +I still wonder why Ayin decided to turn his adopted dead son into a femboy robot. +--- 634911497 +>>634911134 +Index>Thumb, I assume. +--- 634911520 +>>634911113 +I stick to my guns, coward. +--- 634911542 +>>634911405 +snoooore mimimimimi +--- 634911547 +>>634911430 +Facing the fear +--- 634911561 +>>634911430 +>to turn his adopted dead son into a femboy robot +Let's be real. Most people would probably do the same. +--- 634911625 +>>634911329 +They're still working on the LC2 project, which I can't remember whether or not is a separate project from the FPS they're planning. LCB is pretty explicitly just something for them to print money with, I'm sure once their artists and programmers have developed enough assets (maybe about a half a year to a full year) they'll shift everyone besides a skeleton crew of clerks back to their real projects. I just hope an actual game comes out before the DD VN they're also working on. +--- 634911651 +French Hate French +--- 634911662 +>>634911217 +>Roland is a Claw because both are wearing the most generic suit possible +--- 634911724 +I need Ayin to breed me... +--- 634911741 +>>634911724 +Shut the fuck up Hokma. +--- 634911764 +>>634911430 +Ayins mind is filled with fetishes. +--- 634911778 +>>634911662 +I liked that theory iceberg picture that had 'Roland is a nobody grade 9 fixer' at both the tip and deepest depths of the iceberg +--- 634911782 +>>634911724 +>machines can get past the captcha now +--- 634911801 +>>634911662 +>Roland is "the" Ordeal Claw +I also miss all of the Tree of Life schizoposting from the Ruina beta threads. +--- 634911824 +>>634911561 +Ayin is not a good dad +--- 634911838 +>>634911724 +Get back in the bathtub Carmen +--- 634911883 +Win rate/damage make no fucking sense some times, I swear to god. Half the time, choosing "damage" picks the skill that does not do the most damage that turn. +For W corp Don it feels almost random as to whether win rate OR damage chooses rip space, sometimes even when you have 19 charge it just ignores rip space for multiple turns +THIS SHIT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE +--- 634911934 +>>634911778 +Probably the only legit fun thing in these unfunny iceberg memes. +--- 634912080 +so grug is going to get a claw id in a few years right +i mean the whole arm gimmick and all +--- 634912087 +>>634911764 +I feel like Ayin used kali's tits as a base for Angela ballistics. +--- 634912134 +>>634911883 +Win Rate/Damage doesn't count for the charged Rip Space plus SOMETIMES (not all the time) it doesn't use your most damaging skill so it doesn't overkill and doesn't get wasted on a low hp enemy +What's actually annoying is Win Rate targeting a single already stunned abno that can die in a single skill ignoring the rest, or not spreading the damage between the ones that are still alive +--- 634912186 +>>634910676 +Look at these two smug fuckers. +--- 634912249 +>>634911776 +So did he just steal the gem? +Wonder if they had a massive argument like a married couple. +--- 634912404 +>>634912080 +There's more to him than his arm. +--- 634912407 +>>634911776 +5minutes in paint +--- 634912467 +Would you be fine if every Sinner gets the ID of the character he or she voiced already in Limbus? +--- 634912468 +>>634912407 +ENOCH NO +--- 634912521 +>>634912407 +One guy, one jar... +--- 634912535 +>>634912467 +Meursault's Meursault ID... woah +--- 634912552 +>tfw no BTCGF +--- 634912576 +>>634912467 +Shit, I meant in Library. +--- 634912615 +>>634912407 +>>634911776 +>revives Enoch +>makes him a bad guy now +>kill him eventually +>no interaction with the previous cast, now that their stories are done +--- 634912631 +>>634910757 +This is literally the only one i found +--- 634912665 +>>634912407 +>date +>>year/month/day +what the fuck +--- 634912697 +>>634912615 +Maybe he’s not a baddie and will actually survive +--- 634912701 +>>634912615 +I don't really care about Enoch anyway. +--- 634912712 +>>634910757 +>>634910845 +>>634912631 +>Hokma has more porn with Ayin than Binah +Benjamin bros, we won +--- 634912783 +>>634912552 +"i want her to eat me up!" +lol, lmao +>>634912631 +is ayin being forced to eat her out? +--- 634912797 +>>634912712 +Fujo franchise. +--- 634912878 +>>634912615 +He’s going back once the job is over +--- 634912894 +>>634912797 +>Hokma also has more porn with Binah than Ayin +Hokma is a manwhore. +--- 634913057 +>>634912783 +>is ayin being forced to eat her out +Yes +--- 634913117 +>>634900854 +for all their interaction in ruina I sure didn't feel at all like this was the logical conclusion +--- 634913186 +>>634902419 +--- 634913247 +>>634912631 +I remember that artist. +--- 634913257 +>>634912712 +>Benjamin bros, we won +Hold your horses there buddy, You haven't won anything yet. +--- 634913329 +Post it. +--- 634913336 +musician IDs WHEN +--- 634913364 +>>634910480 +--- 634913367 +>>634913186 +I want to watch them have sex +--- 634913416 +Time to put my schizo hat on. +Remember that illegal shit that's banned from the city still goes on in the outskirts, and some groups specifically go to the outskirts to research questionable shit like ayin and carmen's team did. +Demian isn't actually Enoch, both are clones that escaped from a testing facility. One ended up meeting a regular outskirts orphan girl and surviving together until Carmen found them, while the other went on a different path and ended up at Sinclair's school. +--- 634913447 +>>634910676 +You are probably just not dedicated enough with your picture collection. +--- 634913482 +>>634909571 +Dang anon, you got booked? +--- 634913523 +>>634913329 +Just redeemed Telepole Don. Figured I might as well since you can't get dupe EGOs +--- 634913542 +>>634913336 +Heathcliff as Meow +Mumu Ish +Oink Rodya +Della Luna and Singing machine EGOS. +Source? I made all this shit up. +--- 634913598 +>>634913447 +>just checked my PM porn folder +>it's 2GB +huh +--- 634913609 +>>634913329 +only spark so far was chief ryoshu +i'm missing one 000 and 2 00, and I'm sure I have enough boxes to get them plus the final 2 IDs that will release this season without rolling at all +>all those shards +enjoy your 500+ thread at the end of season, anon +--- 634913687 +RolAnd +--- 634913714 +>rodya will never detect that you are a cherry boy and mercilessly tease you to death +its just not fair +--- 634913832 +>>634913523 +Good EGO for railway, worth it. +>>634913609 +Nah, im gonna buy as much as i can after the last s1 banner drops. Shame they delayed it for two weeks. +--- 634913970 +Since S2 has been pushed forward, does this mean we'll get more IDs during season 1? +or will there be a period where we don't get anything new? +--- 634913984 +>>634913598 +> PM porn folder +So I'm not the only one who has their own PP folder, huh? But has anyone actually have used it jack off +--- 634914021 +>he's talking to himself again +--- 634914097 +>>634913329 +The sheer amount of shards I burned for threads. +--- 634914109 +>>634914021 +--- 634914125 +>>634913329 +Got only 1 000 (KK Ryoshu or whatever the new one will be) and 1-2 EGOs (ABS Ish and Pursuance) left that I potentially want. +--- 634914126 +>>634913970 +Check the fucking Roadmap +--- 634914136 +>>634913832 +>Shame they delayed it for two weeks +Wait, they delayed the banner too? I though only s2 and ch4 got delayed, but the banner drops as usual? +--- 634914152 +>>634913714 +man i want to have some sex with rodion, wake up, and found out she not only dominated my ass in the bedroom, but also took all my cash to fuel her crippling steak addiction +--- 634914168 +>>634914021 +>he doesnt hear her inviting voice +--- 634914213 +>>634908063 +>doesnt that mean he is likely distorted as well? +You only now noticed that he can be distortion? +--- 634914343 +>>634913984 +I use it from time to time. +--- 634914369 +>>634914343 +Eh? +--- 634914396 +>>634914152 +>woke up after her +>not before her and make her breakfast. +You deserve to get robbed. +--- 634914435 +>>634914396 +>not before her and make her breakfast +she'd eat my fucking plate too +--- 634914470 +>>634913329 +80 yellow boxes. +Got everything. +--- 634914589 +>>634913609 +You're probably better just sparking them and holding off with your rolls till season 2 +We're getting 2 000s and 2 00s. That's 1100 shards. You need 600 more to complete your collection, that's 1700 in total +You have 150 shards on average for each identity. 7*150=1050. Add in your 900 shards, and you get 1950 shards, more than enough to spark everyone, even not accounting for your box income from MDs +Sparking EGO is dumb btw +--- 634914649 +>>634914213 +To be fair he is weird even by distortion standards if there is such thing. Like he can't hear Carmen and clearly suffers side effects from his clock ability. Also I guess he can't even "just b yourself", because he is not even whole. +--- 634914681 +>>634908751 +>Carmen's whispers +>when Carmen was alive +--- 634914706 +>>634914589 +>We're getting 2 000s and 2 00s +aren't we getting only one 000 and one 00? I know they delayed ch4 but they didn't say anything about adding a new banner +--- 634914734 +>>634914396 +b-big woman.... s......sex........seeee.........sseeeEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE BIG WOMEN! HUUUUUUUGE! I am a seat for big women, pleas have a seat......... +--- 634914786 +>>634908751 +>She said she heard Carmen's whispers +That was not Carmen. +--- 634914814 +>>634914734 +surprised the only giantess art of limbus isn't about rodion +--- 634914868 +>>634914435 +>she'd eat my fucking plate too +It's her right to do so. +--- 634914906 +>>634914868 +>it's her right to do so +fat fuck +--- 634914908 +>>634914706 +>a literal dead week +wew +--- 634914943 +>>634914906 +Nice try, Outis. +--- 634914982 +>>634914908 +>no content +>during content drought +It's Limbover.... +--- 634915026 +>>634914649 +Carmen isn't universal to distortions, or at least doesn't seem to be. There's no mention of a voice in the pianist short story for example, and even someone who specialises with distortions and has spoken to many like Moses hasn't heard about "a voice" enough times to identify it as a trend. +Seems more likely to me that Carmen is only personally involved when distorting could have some benefit for her plan like feeding the library. +--- 634915030 +>>634914814 +If you make a character several hundred feet tall, it doesn't really matter anymore if she initially was 1.80, 1.70 or 1.60 +--- 634915081 +>>634914908 +It has Limbegun. +--- 634915187 +>>634914908 +Hey, at least it's not contentless month +--- 634915363 +>>634914908 +--- 634915391 +>>634908769 +Literally Moses killing herself by smoking. +--- 634915410 +>>634915391 +It reduces her lifespan... right? +--- 634915420 +>>634915026 +>Carmen isn't universal to distortions +Iirc Distortion occur only when you "give in" to the voice at low point. That what LoR has established at least. My memory is kinda shit. But didn't they also occur way before WNDD too? I should probably start taking notes. Can't trust myself anymore. +--- 634915507 +Boxman... +--- 634915508 +>>634915410 +Well outside of smoking causing health problems that are probably negligible considering city magic health pills, yes the pale breath eats at her life span +--- 634915516 +>>634915391 +Only when she uses pale breath which is absurd ability anyway and I think it doesn't have any counters. +--- 634915524 +>>634915420 +Distortions existed before WNDD in much lower numbers (Bloodfiends, for example), but since the Well connection is restored to everyone now... +--- 634915532 +>>634915420 +Abnos could rarely show up on their own and iirc some of them came from outside L corp but distortions weren't recorded until shit went south +--- 634915575 +>>634915420 +The distortion happens when you give in to your low point, but we haven't seen anything to indicate the voice is a universal part. +--- 634915631 +>>634915030 +commissioner money is a funny thing +--- 634915656 +At this point I’m convinced the “AI” for the win/damage thing is actually programmed to fuck you over +--- 634915721 +>>634915656 +Your fault for not doing math +>T.shellshock live 2 expert +--- 634915725 +>>634915656 +She still hates (you) +--- 634915774 +>>634915721 +>>634915725 +I mean outside of trash mod stuff I don’t but it seems actively spiteful +--- 634915837 +Is the grindset truly worth it? +--- 634915885 +>city has magic serum bullshit that lets you regenerate from near death +>still have people running around with glasses + +What the fuck are they doing? Being nearsight sounds like a huge liability if you are a fixer that can easily be cured with the bullshit in the city considering there's a concept incinerator now that erases all memory of anything. I'm sure it's not a poor thing because mos of them are running around with augments already +--- 634915931 +Zena! +--- 634915950 +>>634915837 +Depends, the extraction tickets are 20 in total which allow for two x10 pulls, so that alone is pretty ok, the tickets are an actual insult, the modules are eh, the enkaphalin boxes are probably one of the few actually worthwhile things given how generally rare they are. Thread is hit or miss depending on luck +--- 634915995 +>>634915885 +Same reason we do today, it’s cheaper and some people just don’t care enough to get surgery when glasses do the job +--- 634916018 +>>634915885 +I'd assume everyone that is not piss poor would've fixed their eyesight already. Googles can be an accessory, also. +--- 634916051 +>>634915420 +EGO and distortion are decisions an individual does. It's not a transformation simply given to them. Basic ass individuation. +--- 634916140 +>>634915950 +>the extraction tickets are 20 in total +>+ apologems +I still manage to not get pierryoshu +--- 634916216 +>>634915507 +--- 634916234 +>>634915885 +For all we know. Glasses might be workshop equipment. Well everything might be piece of equipment. Not gonna be surprised if some guy uses an umbrella to kill people. +--- 634916330 +>>634916216 +I was expecting something better to be honest. +--- 634916331 +sorry for the delay fellas, i threw the chapter 4 manuscripts into the concept incinerator. +--- 634916385 +>>634916330 +I expected something more brutal. +--- 634916392 +>>634916331 +>Yi-Sang singlehandedly being responsible for delaying the game +So this is the power of the ideal... +--- 634916398 +>>634916331 +MONZO +WHY COULDN'T I SELECT A TARGET TO ATTACK MONZO +--- 634916438 +There'snothingquiteliketendingtoyourfarmandharvestingpotatoeswiththesweatofyourbrows +--- 634916472 +Uoh... +--- 634916485 +>>634916216 +>no futa +0/10. +--- 634916518 +I miss ayin, stupid gacha game +--- 634916586 +On the topic of distortions Faust's explanation put what I was trying to say in past threads about why Roland didn't distort after the pianist incident in a much better way than I was able to. Distortion isn't about simple negative emotion but having a fundamental belief or dream crushed, about having your ego shattered. Even though losing Angelica probably caused far more despair than a lot of the other distortions we see it never wen't against his worldview, if anything it only affirmed it. Life sucks. Don't concern yourself with others. This is this and that is that. It was only after meeting Angela and begging to question that after he saw some of himself in her did he really do anything similar to distortion, but even then I wouldn't really count that since library magic was probably involved like with the realizations and core suppresions. +--- 634916606 +>>634916485 +NT has not real gender, so theoretically you can see it as futa. +--- 634916607 +>>634916485 +fag +--- 634916670 +>>634915885 +There are people even IRL who wear glasses as a fashion statement, even assuming their aren't all sorts of advanced glasses with useful features available in the city too. +--- 634916718 +>>634916331 +It involved farmers +--- 634916745 +>>634915995 +>it’s cheaper and some people +A Hana Agent should neither be concerned with money, nor fashion. +--- 634916826 +>>634916718 +I can't believe Yi-Sang went on a 39k word rant about farmers +--- 634916934 +Do you need to have the characters that boost bongy gain in your active party when you clear, or just take them in and let Greg sit the boss battle out? +--- 634917003 +>>634911724 +I just want lisa to do it out of spite of carmen taking enoch away from her. +--- 634917092 +>>634916934 +You just need to have them when you enter the dungeon itself, Greg can be benched for the fight itself. +--- 634917175 +>>634917092 +>>634916934 +Don't bully Gregor. +He tries his best. +--- 634917275 +>>634907462 +you do it before black silence page with default Roland. +--- 634917418 +>>634917175 +Watching him chopping chickens is satisfying. But muh boy really need better coins. Or forceful gesture tier debuffs. +--- 634917438 +>>634917175 +Chef Greg is literally G Greg, but with way worse numbers. +--- 634917550 +>>634917175 +>Can't clash for shit +Deadweight, I think someone at PM just loves to bully Gregor +--- 634917579 +>>634916934 +Honestly just don’t use him, it’s only 20% and every other boost gets you to 100% and is actually a good character/at least not as bad as gregors new ID +--- 634917631 +>>634917550 +But every other ID he has is fantastic though? +--- 634917718 +>>634917550 +>Liu Gregor +>G Gregor +>bully +The only Sinner being bullied right now is Sinclair and Yi-Sang +--- 634917735 +Are you really having trouble grinding with Gregor in the fight? +--- 634917803 +>Finally found a good team that can consistently win in the spicy dungeon +>just completely gave up on using Greg’s new ID and just use G corp Greg because he rapes everything in the dungeon +100% bonus is acceptable, at 3000 points now and I can comfortably do 3 a day +>>634917735 +His attacks are garbage at clashing with ANYTHING, especially the boss, and with the constant-sp he’s just shit +--- 634917826 +>>634917718 +Even Yi Sang is more useful than Sinclair, new Gregor's ID is terrible, but it's nowhere near as bad as Sinclair +--- 634917871 +>>634917718 +Yi Sang is fine in my humble opinion. Sinclair is fucking joke. Rodya can't decide if she wants to be "negative power" or just regular character. The rest of the crew is doing good. +--- 634917882 +>>634917718 +Honestly 7 yi sang is fine, put him with the other 7 IDs and he’s good, which I think is the point +--- 634917895 +Chef greg isn't really bad at clashing if you actually use him instead auto'ing +--- 634917918 +>>634917803 +>>Finally found a good team that can consistently win in the spicy dungeon +what's the team? +--- 634917959 +Irony is I have less issue with blade lineage Sinclair than new Greg, he just seems to clash better and slashing is preferred +--- 634917964 +>>634917092 +Cheers, will do then +>>634917579 +Wait the bonus caps at 100%? +--- 634917981 +>corrode Lantern +>it goes from worst EGO in the game to mildly decent +Wtf? +--- 634918021 +ULTIMATE CHICKEN FARM TEAM +R Heathcliff +Chef Ryoshu +Chef Greg (bench him for the bossfight) +BL Sinclair +W Don + +That'd be all. +--- 634918028 +>>634917895 +He has only one good skill for clashing and it's glut one-coin. Outside of that his third is a bit meme material. What people skip is better regen and how tanky lad is. Unfortunately Legerdemain self feed is gone. +--- 634918087 +>>634917964 +He talks about ditching Greg altogether, which yields 16 less chicken per dungeon, which will result in 2-3 more runs for 6k goal, while making runs more comfortable. +--- 634918093 +>>634917918 +>N-Faust +>W-Don +>g Corp Greg +>blade Sinclair( it just works) +>chief Rodin +100% bonus and they can all consistently clash with everything, you get sp/hp healing, and can mass attack fairly well +--- 634918149 +>>634918087 +This yeah +--- 634918190 +I think +--- 634918219 +>9 more runs and I'm done +This chicken grinding is unbearable. +--- 634918257 +>>634918190 +Biblically accurate Meursault. +--- 634918271 +>>634918219 +They managed to almost immediately top the pain of grinding the rails, it’s honestly impressive +--- 634918303 +>>634918271 +>grinding the rails +That was enjoyable, this is braindead +--- 634918383 +>Use Sinclair +Holy shit people here are fucking retarded +--- 634918389 +>>634918219 +>takes less than 40 spicy runs to cap if you rolled Pierre Ryoshu +>unbearable +Weak, our Korean bug masters would laugh at such low will +--- 634918440 +>Finished 2 runs +I think that's enough for me for today kyodais +--- 634918486 +>>634918389 +Korea is one of the most miserable places to live on the planet, I really don’t care what they consider fun considering they might just kill themselves next week from utter dispair +--- 634918492 +>>634918383 +More like free use Sinclair. +--- 634918543 +>>634918383 +He clashes consistently and gives a bonus, makes this go marginally quicker +--- 634918609 +>still no rupture stack ID, passive or EGO +G Greg will never reach his full potential until we get that. +--- 634918647 +>>634918609 +LCCB Ish, 7 Outis. +--- 634918689 +>>634917803 +Those fights are not really that hard +--- 634918762 +>>634918647 +Those guys use up their own rupture stacks as they attack, especially Ishmael. +--- 634918837 +>>634918389 +>40 runs * 15 mins +>10 hours +>of doing the same thing over and over again +Yes, that's unbearable and you're a stupid gachabrain apologist faggot with no standards +But I'll save that Outis pic, it's cute +--- 634918842 +>>634918543 +Every unit clashes consistently at high Sanity +>gives a bonus +Assuming you got his EGO while rolling for Ryoshu, if you sharded it you're fucking retarded, luckily, there's no rush +--- 634919071 +>>634918842 +>Every unit clashes consistently at high Sanity +Not true, when your max clash value is 8 you can only win if enemy hits tails. +--- 634919246 +>>634919071 +Don't clash with an 8 then, Autowin braindead fuck +--- 634919272 +>>634919071 +Right +--- 634919531 +>>634918190 +--- 634919574 +>>634919515 +They really gimped Blue Star with the Ruina design. +--- 634919620 +>>634919515 +SEXOO +--- 634919628 +>>634918837 +If you want your super special cosmetic in Korean you WILL suffer like one in the Samsung megamines. It's just alt-tabbing, clicking win rate, and shitposting/watching shows bwo, it's not unbearable unless you're a retard rushing to do it ASAP for bragging rights +--- 634919772 +>>634919628 +>alt-tabbing +>not having two monitors +Bricked +--- 634919798 +Phew, I can finally forget about terrible sous-chef Greg and Sinclair. +--- 634920245 +>>634919798 +Makes me think, I wonder if we'll ever have some secret shit, like +>reach 10 000 plushies for secret banner that's only revealed after the event is over +--- 634920310 +>>634919628 +I don't want to split my attention the game while watching a show, that's zoomzoom adhd behaviour +Plus the final boss it not winrateable, doing that fucks me over. I have to actually pay attention to him +I'm already at 4500 anyways, I'll finish it tomorrow +--- 634920353 +>>634910310 +--- 634920460 +>>634920245 +Monzo would never... +--- 634920492 +>>634920245 +Never because lol datamining +--- 634920504 +>>634910310 +Disgusting bitch, that's raw +--- 634920560 +>>634920492 +>implying it's hard to just keep track of plushie count and then mail banners to everyone that went above a certain cap +They can just upload shit on last day, all their data is on their private thing until they decide otherwise, same way we didn't know about Horse Virginius until April 1st. +--- 634920574 +>>634916330 +His Angela is still best PM-related smut. +After Merson's Park Iori +--- 634920650 +I wish I had a Nothing There sword that would randomly say words when I use it like Gebura... +--- 634920658 +>>634920574 +*loli Iori +--- 634920675 +>>634920560 +It was hard to keep track of whoever got double mail, so +--- 634920743 +>>634920675 +Irrelevant, that's that and this is this. +--- 634920781 +>>634920743 +I accept your consneedsion +--- 634921005 +>>634920245 +They're not gonna do that because it would piss off people who would have grinded for it but didn't because they thought they were done. +--- 634921046 +>1924 exp to get to level 56 +>>634921005 +If people get mad over missing out on a banner so be it, I just think it'd be funny. +--- 634921137 +>>634921046 +This is hell +--- 634921195 +>>634921137 +The worst part is there was a guy that was already 60 when we were still in the 40-ish, just had another check and they're 76 now. +I can only imagine the playtime. +--- 634921274 +>>634921195 +I like having a life, thank you very much +--- 634921293 +>>634921195 +the fuck, link? +--- 634921346 +>>634921293 +https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=lobotomycorporation&no=1205274 +--- 634921350 +>day 48 +Elden Ring is not as hard as this shit +--- 634921583 +>>634921350 +Day 48 is easy, just survive normally until Qliphoth V and then beat weakened Gebura, she has 40% less HP. +--- 634921637 +>>634916216 +--- 634921639 +Enoch is the protagonist +Need more art of Demian meeting Tiph +--- 634921837 +>>634921637 +gebura's geburas... +--- 634921849 +>>634920658 +sauce? +--- 634922163 +>Back from the Chicken Mines straigth into the LobCorp mines +Pray for me +--- 634922236 +>>634922163 +Do the Kino +--- 634922259 +>>634915837 +You have so fucking long to do it. I already did half of the event personally and a friend finished it outright just last night. Take it at your own pace but if you really want to tryhard it then set an easy goal like 500-1000 plush per day. You get like 176 if you take the whole team so 6 runs per day for the 1k daily goal. Given it just 1 mirror-like floor that basically equal to two mirror runs per day. The fact you get exp tickets AND 1-2 good ass event rewards per run make it extremely effective. It all about having the right mindset. You not just getting one thing but multiple things from it. If you not a lazy shit like me you could change your unsused member slots to IDs that still need exp and get a few hundreds exp for like 7 members from just doing the dungeon alone. Personally I can't be assed to make a temp Team 2 to do such when it equal to a golden ticket at the end of the day if not less. Like there is room to min-max to make it more worth your while is all I am saying. +--- 634922401 +>>634915837 +If you did 5 a day starting now you'd be done by the time the event ends, and that's assuming you didn't extract the event IDs / EGOs +Kind of a pain in the ass but not an inhuman effort +--- 634922550 +>>634919246 +>Don't clash with an 8 then +I'll just let the boss do unopposed attacks to me then. You're fucked when a character with low maximum is up against a competent opponent, and this isn't railway so you can't just pop an EGO whenever you like. +--- 634922735 +>autobattle just keeps picking the shittiest possible choices ever during the hard mode chicken fight +MONZO, WHEN I CLICK THE FUCKING WIN RATE BUTTON THEN I WANT TO SEE CLASHES NOT 4 ONE SIDED ATTACKS AND A NEUTRAL CLASH diff --git a/v/634898103.txt b/v/634898103.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1bb822268d2db26567c0ac0b8245d63124724e62 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634898103.txt @@ -0,0 +1,627 @@ +----- +--- 634898103 +>game is seen as a "kid's game" due to the art style +>it's actually deeper than most "adult" games +--- 634898169 +zelda is for faggots and children +--- 634898170 +>nintendo game has one (1) scene where people talk and aren't bing-bing wahooing +>it automatically becomes the deepest, most mature piece of media to ever exist +--- 634898207 +>>634898103 (OP) +--- 634898240 +>>634898207 +I don't disagree but +>reddit screenscap of a twitter post +--- 634898263 +>>634898170 +when tingle talks, tendies listen. +--- 634898303 +This board is for zoomers +--- 634898332 +i bet you dudebros can't even comprehend the meaning of "wind". +--- 634898387 +ganondorf's depth in wind waker is just literally 4 lines of dialogue that aren't just "haha link i will defeat you i am the king of evil" + +PLUS it completely contradicts his actual motivations in ocarina of time. and i know he's just bullshitting to link in this scene to justify himself but still +--- 634898395 +>>634898332 +*BRAAAAP* +--- 634898410 +>>634898332 +He farted, right? +--- 634898453 +Who gives a fuck whether a game is "kiddy" or "deep". Fun is all that matters. +--- 634898515 +>>634898332 +Farding +--- 634898565 +>>634898387 +>take timelines seriously +--- 634898678 +>>634898169 +Then why are you here among faggots and children? Surely you have better places to be, oh superior one. + +>>634898453 +/thread +--- 634898685 +>>634898565 +nintendo's the one that started it with wind waker being a direct sequel to ocarina of time. not that i give a shit, i prefer botw resetting everything +--- 634898762 +>>634898410 +Talking about Zelda's farts. +--- 634898898 +>>634898207 +What does it mean for something to be dark? Does it need to be in your face with gore and suffering or something? +--- 634898952 +>>634898103 (OP) +There's nothing deep in any videogame. +--- 634899029 +>>634898103 (OP) +of course it's deep it's set on an ocean +--- 634899040 +>>634898762 +bravo aonuma.. bravo +--- 634899358 +>>634898240 +we can go deeper +--- 634899458 +>>634898103 (OP) +>Maybe my actions were misguided... +>jk I'm gonna be evil anyway haha +Top tier writing. +--- 634899473 +>>634898103 (OP) +it's a kids game because it has an E for everyone on the box you fucking moron but that doesn't exclude it from having 'dark' themes +ace combat 04 is rated E and i can actually write more than a paragraph on the 'dark' themes of that game +--- 634899480 +>>634898207 +>children hobby is for children +--- 634899523 +>>634898207 +americans can't handle anything dark or meaningful. everything has to have a layer of irony behind it. +--- 634899557 +>>634899473 +lmao retard cope. zelda is way deeper than whatever gay plane game you snoys play. +--- 634899562 +>>634898240 +--- 634899576 +Shut up and post toon link +--- 634899642 +>>634899358 +>>634899358 +am i helping? +--- 634899713 +>>634898103 (OP) +When you're an adult, you won't worry about the opinions of a bunch of socially degenerate and self-hating losers. Mother fuckers are here to be told how to think +--- 634899724 +>>634899642 +>phone fag +yes you do (no extra points cause android THOUGH) +--- 634899740 +>>634898207 +metroid is sort of. no blood but generally more mature than bing bing wahoo. prime is a good example. really the only nintendo game i never got bored of. +--- 634899789 +>>634898207 +This, nintendo is for kids. Manchildren too if this thread is anything to go by. +--- 634899795 +>>634899557 +this wasn't even worth booting up both for but i really like the taste of worms +--- 634899813 +>>634899523 +we literally dont know or care who the person in the screencap us. how would you know they were american? +--- 634899847 +>>634899795 +Worms Armageddon best worms game. hands down. +--- 634899913 +>>634899847 +impeccable taste, buddy +--- 634899919 +>>634899724 +you don't even understand what makes phonefags bad. sheep. +--- 634899935 +>>634898332 +...fuck +FUCK +I JUST FUCKING GOT IT +LINK IS THE FUCKING "WIND WAKER" +--- 634899938 +>>634899795 +>Start game up long enough to save it +>Take screenshot like it means anything +>Acts like an expert +Are you retarded? +--- 634900036 +>>634899919 +is it the fact that im too lazy to capitalize things? does this make you seethe, faggot? +--- 634900085 +>>634899813 +because only an American would post something ironic like this. because Americans can't take anything seriously. Americans think everything is a joke. Americans hate sincerity. +--- 634900118 +>>634898898 +to me it's when something challenges my values and perception of emotions. +--- 634900140 +>>634899938 +the point is that i actually played both games and can compare them on any level at all, and if you haven't played either i'm genuinely sorry because both are fantastic and are arguably the best of their respective series +>Are you retarded? +yes? i started up two emulators and put them side by side to respond to a bait post on 4channel.org? +--- 634900187 +>>634900036 +i'm not him retard. i'm posting from my PC. most phonefags post both from pc and mobile there is literally nothing wrong with it your just following whatever the fuck everyone else is doing because your a normalfag. + +stop BAWWWWing about being a newfag, your embarrassing yourself. +--- 634900192 +>>634898332 +THE BIRDS ARE SINGING +--- 634900254 +>>634898207 +>>634898103 (OP) +>>634898170 +You guys haven't played this I guess +--- 634900345 +>>634898685 +Fans started it long before then. Nintendo just cobbled something together to get more money from them. +--- 634900359 +>>634900187 +ive been here longer than you kiddo. suck on my nuts. +--- 634900448 +>>634900359 +>changes the subject and goes for oldfag scapegoat +--- 634900576 +>>634900448 +fine here's a new subject: you're the biggest fucking nigger to walk this planet. +--- 634900619 +>>634900576 +--- 634900643 +we have spent this entire thread arguing but no one has pointed out the fact that the OP talks about the games art style and is playing the shitty HD version with terrible lighting fx +--- 634900690 +>>634898103 (OP) +>I was sad one time +It's not deep man, gannondorf just has slightly more depth than the 1 inch puddle of characterization he had in earlier games. +--- 634900749 +>>634898207 +This, nintendo will always be for children. +--- 634900824 +>>634898103 (OP) +>it's le deep because he used a le hecking difficult word + +the absolute state of nintodlers +--- 634900831 +>>634900619 +i sincerely hope death comes knocking on your door. i'll be smoking a joint in the meantime. +--- 634900837 +>>634900709 +I don't understand. +--- 634900885 +>>634900824 +Let me guess, you're American? +--- 634901018 +>>634900885 +Let me guess, you're a faggot? +--- 634901048 +>>634900831 +>i'll be smoking a joint in the meantime. +>it's not a addiction bro i swear i just need it everytime i'm stressed by internet banter +--- 634901186 +>>634901048 +>animefag judging others + +lol + +lmao +--- 634901197 +>>634899458 +The only real evil thing he does in Wind Waker is kidnap the girls (who were treated well), which he needs to do to access Hyrule anyway. Beyond that, he doesn't even do anything besides sending some of his goons to guard dungeons. + +The Great Sea is a total shithole and the world is unironically is way better off as a drained and fully land-based Hyrule under his control. Even in OoT he literally doesn't do anything truly bad outside of leaving Castle Town desolate. Kakariko remains completely untouched and is the largest center of civilization, and his oppressed peoples the Gerudo, are also left entirely alone. I won't claim he is a good guy, but by the time of Wind Waker he really isn't doing anything particularly bad, he is just the bad guy because the game tells you he is. +--- 634901219 +>>634901048 +holy KEK +--- 634901240 +>>634898103 (OP) +all videogames are for children, retard +--- 634901273 +>>634901186 +just let go already. lol. +stop taking it so super serious and grow a pair. +--- 634901286 +>>634901048 +>>634901219 +extremely insecure samefag spotted +--- 634901604 +>>634901286 +this is saddening. +he didn't even check the IP counter. +--- 634901608 +>>634898103 (OP) +>I coveted that wind, I suppose. +--- 634901615 +>>634899642 +>>634899724 +>>634899919 +>>634900036 +>>634900187 +>>634900359 +>>634900448 +>>634900576 +>>634900619 +>>634900831 +>>634901048 +>>634901273 +the 4chin™ experience +--- 634901671 +>>634900831 +lmao weednigger +DUDE WEED NIGGER, ITS JUST A PLANT BRO +--- 634901937 +>>634898103 (OP) +And yet, kino princess still has the superior narrative of them all. +Not to mention the best combat, best dungeons and best bosses. +Cuck wakers surely love their unfinished game. +--- 634902034 +>>634901937 +This game is terrible but Stallord is the best boss in the entire franchise so he almost entirely redeems it. +--- 634902149 +>>634898207 +Fire Emblem 4 is pretty dark for a nintendo property. +--- 634902315 +>>634898170 +This, and you can bet jewtubers are going to make 30 videos about how dark and deep the story is the game. +Is already happening with TotK. +--- 634902502 +>>634899523 +>>634900085 +--- 634902535 +>>634902315 +>youtube +Found your problem, stop watching content at the end of the Human Centipede +--- 634902548 +>>634900709 +>>634900837 +Leafy +--- 634902673 +>>634900345 +Wind Waker still can't go five seconds without reminding you it's a sequel to Ocarina of Time +--- 634903028 +>>634902502 +it's just true. just look at their media. it's all comedies. even things meant to be taken seriously have to have some shoe in gag in-between, because nothing can be seen a sincere, and no american wants to take anything seriously. +--- 634903601 +wow, this threads a gaslight +--- 634904965 +>>634898169 +fpbp +--- 634907050 +>>634902673 +Yes, and it irritates me that people gloss over with. There is no one single unified timeline, but the games were absolutely always made to connect with one another and make that very clear. +--- 634907160 +>>634901197 +Like, you are very conveniently ignoring him genociding shit. +--- 634907691 +>>634898453 +based duke. he killed all the trannies and orcs and libtards in the 90s. that is why he was so based +--- 634907705 +Why the fuck are used copies of WWHD 75-120 bucks. That’s ridiculous. +--- 634907981 +It's insane though that wind walker looks so new before of its artstyle, it real show good artstyle is better than muh realism which will look like shit 10 year later +--- 634908680 +>>634900749 +dobson only exist to be mocked. his drawings suck and lack soul +--- 634908787 +>>634901197 +post your nose +--- 634908949 +>>634898453 +Based vidya enjoyer. +--- 634909273 +>>634907705 +because along with TPHD they haven't seen a rerelease, and scalpers love nintendo shit +--- 634909481 +>>634898103 (OP) +>deep +>Ganondorf is literally just lying to you because he’s still an evil faggot +>the king’s message is to let go of the past and move forward even though that message is bullshit in the context of the game’s events +>>deep +--- 634910093 +>>634909481 +yeah about as deep as your dick can go inside a pussy +--- 634910554 +>>634898207 +Pic related is how I imagine that guy. +--- 634910694 +>>634901273 +idc about this gay internet argument but if you post doge you automatically lose and r probably reddit xd +--- 634910824 +>>634902149 +and then they never allowed anyone to do so again +--- 634910930 +>>634901197 +Dide forget that he nuked a fucking island? +--- 634911259 +>I conveted that System32, I suppose. +--- 634911303 +>WHAT IF GANON IS LE GOOD ALL THIS TIME? +Thats why Wind Waker is the Black Sheep of Zelda and the Game nearly Killed the Franchise they wanted to Turn Ganon into Bowser if Ganon was always Good what is the point of all the Games? History Revisionists always say that Wind Waker was a Masterpiece when in reality it was always the most Hated Zelda Game +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxMos9muPYQ [Embed] +--- 634911412 +>>634911303 +Compare that with the TP reveal +https://youtu.be/-BP1I9yz1bU?t=8 [Embed] +--- 634911432 +>>634911053 +--- 634911493 +>>634898103 (OP) +This is true. Most criminals act out of envy and jealousy. +--- 634911675 +>>634899713 +>Mother fuckers are here to be told how to think + +smart guy +--- 634911754 +>>634898169 +>>634898170 +>>634898207 +fpbp +yes, all of them count +--- 634911791 +>>634902034 +tp haters always have the most garbage taste +--- 634911846 +>>634900749 +>blobson +--- 634911878 +>>634898103 (OP) +Wooow so deep anon..kek gtfo its a game for fags.. +--- 634911959 +>>634903028 +Life is already miserable. Of course the most mainstream lowest common denominator shit is going to be more optimistic and easy to watch without thinking too much. +But to say there is no American media that is “serious” is so disingenuous. +--- 634911964 +>>634898103 (OP) +You know. Come to think of it. Ganon abandoned his people. He is obsessed with taking over Hyrule? Why doesn't he make Gerudo Valley awesome? He's the king, right? +--- 634912101 +>>634911964 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0y9SDiihBY [Embed] + +I mean he is the king of a bunch of sexy powerful warrior women! Surely that's cooler than being a douchebag that always tries to take over hyrule. +--- 634912231 +>I wanted to take over the kingdom because I wanted everything for myself +>nintendo fans: ZOMG SO DEEP +--- 634912284 +>>634900254 +Unironically awesome game! +But you need a guide for the prizes sadly, because that mechanic is pretty bad. +--- 634912393 +>>634912231 +it is though. that is why anti-social, criminals and sociopaths do things. It's cool that Ganon just straight-up admits it in Wind Waker. +--- 634912545 +>>634898207 +things don't have to be dark to be mature +covetousness isn't really dark, it's just a natural aspect of humanity +--- 634912587 +>>634912393 +>villain is deep because... he's evil! +The game is 20 years old. Nintendo doesn't need you to make excuses for them anymore. +--- 634912613 +>>634912231 +His speech is cool and you're a fag. You can make anyones goals sound shallow and stupid if you word it like that. +--- 634912814 +>>634912613 +his "speech" is just: I was born poor so I wanted to take over the world and be evil then he immediately tries to murder some children, his goals were shallow and stupid because he's a moustache twirling villain in a kiddie game +--- 634912895 +>ganon is still just the cut and dry big bad +>"but what if he... le sympathetic!" +>"OH MAH GAWD LE DEEP YAAAASSSSS" +i hate windwaker fags. +--- 634912923 +>>634903028 +Because if its not ironic then its preachy. This is how YOU should think! If its not preachy or ironic then its probably too subtle and no one will care. +--- 634912939 +>>634912814 +Ganon wasn't born poor though. He was a king ffs. He was jelly of Hyrule and abandoned his own people. There is a reason that Nabooru fights him in OoT. +--- 634913208 +>>634898103 (OP) +This is the game with the pigs that when you pick them up they fart +--- 634913310 +>>634898103 (OP) +That is literally the only "deep" moment in the entire game. + +>>634898207 +kek, true +--- 634913319 +>>634899642 +Bringing that real imgurian vibe here. +>Hey guys can we do the "Rammus: OK" thing?" +--- 634913347 +>>634901197 +STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR GANONDORF + +THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS +--- 634913428 +>>634912231 +The Wind Waker Ganondorf grew up in the desert and watched his people die from the harsh weather and lack of resources. Coupled with the fact that he was raised by two demon-worshiping witches and the fact that his people lived right next to a prosperous land inspired him to conquer that land. His greed made him desire to eventually conquer the world once he had conquered that land, and during his accrual of power, he largely forgot about his subjects and became a demon himself. +--- 634913439 +>>634900749 +Yet his favourite Metroid is Other M for mysterious reasons. +--- 634913534 +>>634913428 +yeah, he wanted to take over the kingdom because he wanted everything for himself and you think that's LE DEEP WRITING kek +--- 634913676 +>>634913534 +least it's deeper than your mom +--- 634913710 +>>634913534 +it is deep writing. that is why angry people do angry things. +--- 634913717 +>>634898207 +tpbp +/thread +--- 634913761 +>>634913710 +>be random hoodrat +>steal a BMW because you want it +>brainlets on /v/: ZOMG SO DEEP +--- 634913775 +>>634898103 (OP) +>>game is seen as a "kid's game" due to the art style +>>it's actually deeper than most "adult" games +--- 634913792 +>>634913428 +His corruptions began even before that. Remember, his plan involved approaching the king of Hyrule under the pretense of diplomacy and friendly relations and the king welcomed him with open arms. Ganondorf's plan actually involved taking advantage of the king's goodwill and generosity in order to stab him in the back. He didn't become a demon after he took over Hyrule. He was a monster long before that. +--- 634913827 +>>634898332 +*stands up and claps slowly* +Bravo +--- 634913942 +>>634900749 +Is this dude sperging over characters not looking like they are from that Super Mario show? +--- 634913974 +>>634898207 +MM is the only significantly dark game by subtext. +--- 634914017 +>>634913761 +--- 634914025 +>>634913942 +It's Dobson. His primary idea of how these video game characters should be like comes from the old American cartoons. +--- 634914039 +>>634913761 +yes. Ganondorf is a less lame version of this. +--- 634914048 +>>634899358 +DEEPER +--- 634914051 +>>634898170 +It's both of combination of thinking that media whose main demographic is kids cannot have serious themes and insecurity that they like it. So they have to go "it's not meant for kids bro, people die and there's like violence!" +--- 634914078 +>>634898103 (OP) +>I coveted that wind, I suppose. +--- 634914098 +>>634898103 (OP) +Wind Waker isn't deep. In fact, it's shallow. So shallow they cut half the game. +--- 634914146 +>>634901197 +>Even in OoT he literally doesn't do anything truly bad outside of leaving Castle Town desolate +really? +>cursed the great deku tree +>fucked over the gorons by flooding their cave with dodongos and sealing it +>gave jabu-jabu a parasite +>filled the six temples with monsters +>reawoke a goron eating dragon +>froze over the zora palace +>didnt help his people, the gerudo, at all. +>kidnapped a child +and thats off the top of my head, havent played it fully in over a decade. +the only reason kakariko didnt get destroyed is because he's smart and understands that a king needs people to rule over. +--- 634914261 +only an insecure manchild would peddle this "dark" meme simply because he can't stand the thought of people thinking his favorite game is childish so he has to make shit up in order to claim said game isn't like the rest of the other kid games +--- 634914305 +The one thing that people tend to look is that fundamentally, Ganondorf is always defined by greed. He didn't covet the wind for the sake of the Gerudo people, but for his own sake. He didn't want to rule over a dry desert wasteland, he wanted to rule over rich and fertile lands. Ganondorf is incapable of feeling sympathy for others. He's not capable of valuing anyone other than himself. He's a monster, irredeemable, utterly evil to his core. Give him a trillion chances to turn over a new leaf and he'd be an evil despot every single time. +--- 634914365 +>>634914261 +you seem like the kinda guy that needs a pie in his face + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czs-rHs2Aqo [Embed] +--- 634914383 +>>634914261 +This. I don't why anyone would be enthusiastic about something they enjoy, let alone defend it. +--- 634914527 +>>634914017 +>>634914039 +>no counter argument +I accept your concession. +--- 634914646 +>>634898103 (OP) +>"deep" +>WOAH, GANON SAID... WORDS!!! SOOOOO DEEEEEEEP!!!!!! +--- 634914652 +>>634914261 +i agree, but the E for everybody then is not the E for everybody of now. +OOT and MM would have to be rated PG13 if made today. +--- 634914763 +>>634899642 +where's the ifunny watermark? +--- 634914858 +>>634899795 +Based video game enjoyer +Ace Combat is the better series too + +--- 634915087 +>>634914858 +You cannot post a picture like that without posting some link +--- 634915384 +>>634898207 +I'd rather have a mature, adult theme conveyed in a way kids can see but maybe not understand than another god damn fucking "mature" game that only has violence and swear words going for. +Zelda is pretty good at it. Just because it doesn't go deep or overboard with the dark themes doesn't make them less valid. +If you want better examples go watch Laika movies, specially Paranorman and Kubo. Samurai Jack was also beloved for that. +--- 634916050 +>>634898207 +Let me guess. You're American, right? +Opinion disgarded. +--- 634916141 +>>634901197 +I agree that in wind waker he's actually the good guy and the king's reason to fuck up his wish is petty and egotistical, he himself acknowledges this considering the fact he apologizes to his daughter about fucking up the world for his ego. But in Oot ganon is evil incarnate. +--- 634917812 +WW Ganon is great just for the simple fact that he actually has some actual goddamn characterization. + +I know some people think that old image of villain tiers is just a meme but it definitely has a point. In most games Ganon is just a force of nature, a monster that does evil for no other reason than because "he is evil". However when you're only doing evil because it's in your nature, you're basically just an aggressive animal. You're evil in the same way a tiger, a polar bear or a wasp is evil. However when you're evil in the way that's relatable and you have a reason for doing evil, that makes the villain feel human, and when the villain feels human they feel intelligent. A powerful threat that has a thought out plan with motivation to kill you is IMO a much scarier threat than a powerful but dumb threat that is just following its instincts. +--- 634918081 +>>634902548 + +That explains nothing. Thanks anyway. +--- 634918116 +>>634918081 +One of the gayest youtubers used to use that as their picture +--- 634918452 +>>634898103 (OP) +Well a tub is deeper than a puddle i guess. still lacks any real depth tho. also would you kindly define what makes a game "adult" +--- 634918603 +>>634907160 +>>634908787 +>>634910930 +>>634913347 +>>634914146 +>>634916141 +ahem you gonna pretend this didn't happen (; +--- 634918745 +>>634918603 +Nigger at least read my post. I said I agree he's good in WW. +--- 634918856 +>>634918745 +oh sorry my bad I misread it +--- 634918859 +>>634918452 +I don't think anyone is saying WW Ganon is the best villain of all time, only that his characterization in WW is strangely mature compared to how he's usually portrayed in the series. +--- 634918868 +>>634898169 +Fpbp +--- 634919083 +>>634916050 +Let me guess. You're Ahmed, right? +Post hand and country. +--- 634919439 +>>634898103 (OP) +People who judge from appearance aren't going to give a fuck about deeper themes. +--- 634920624 +>>634899642 +NOW it's /v/. Good work anon +--- 634920712 +>>634898332 +>Link... YOU were the Wind Waker all along... +Kino +--- 634920912 +>>634898103 (OP) +Many such cases +--- 634920960 +>>634907705 +Nobody fucking bought it (just like the first time Wind Waker released) and Nintendo gave digital copies away constantly so nobody ever had a need to buy it. So now it's scalper bait. +--- 634921338 +>>634913942 +>>634914025 +It's mostly just the changes that came around the N64 coupled with Dobby's Fabergégo +>Nintendo consoles aren't THE consoles anymore and he's a fat enough loser to have "picked a side" in a "console war" +>Nintendo of Japan says "you know what fuck it no more letting the US branch do whatever it wants with marketing let's unify everything" +>OoT Link exists and Dob for many UGH I DON'T LIKE THINGS THAT ARE DIFFERENT reasons doesn't like OoT as a game +>Samus gets recognizability out of a cheat code he saw in Nintendo Power and thus Dobson is hit with an "Am I out of touch? No it is the children who are wrong" moment. +Remember, we're talking about a guy who thinks (and probably did) peak in grade school and feels everyone is out to get him. +--- 634922405 +>>634898332 +>teeny zelda's aryan poots into your pseudo semite nigger nostrils diff --git a/v/634899521.txt b/v/634899521.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c285d7ccfb3aff28032df005d6c55da70bd00fba --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634899521.txt @@ -0,0 +1,279 @@ +----- +--- 634899521 +Play fighting games. +--- 634899764 +Based Waku Poster, but no, I'm no good at them. +--- 634899936 +>>634899521 (OP) +>Sunsoft is making games again +It's happening by "it" I mean disappointment. +--- 634900195 +Recommend me a game to learn then. Just one. +--- 634900353 +>>634900195 +What do you like anon? I'll recommend based on whatever you answer +--- 634900740 +>>634900353 +I've enjoyed almost everything I've played, even something as stupid as the arcade version of Street Fighter: The Movie. The only one I remember not enjoying much was Battle Fantasia, but that may be because I didn't understand the systems and it felt ridiculously limited. +--- 634900987 +>>634900740 +Well ok then, play Moldy Bread +https://play.meltyblood.club/ +--- 634900994 +cringe ass waku poster +--- 634901052 +i dont like fighting games +--- 634901131 +>>634900195 +Xmen Next Dimension +--- 634901374 +I hate strive so much, why the fuck peoe play it? Even with the broken servers the rooms are still full +--- 634901539 +>>634900195 +FighterZ. +--- 634901576 +Play fighting games. +--- 634901807 +>>634900195 +dong dong never die +--- 634901835 +>>634901374 +>why do people like what I don't like +it is forever a mystery +--- 634901994 +>>634900195 +Hokuto no Ken +--- 634902110 +>>634901576 +Fiona gives me nightmares. +Also, the fighting game thread is pretty late today. +--- 634902757 +I do. +--- 634903056 +>>634899521 (OP) +Play with my dick op +--- 634903293 +>>634900195 +The actual non-meme answer is to pick up super turbo and learn boxer, any retard can do that and the playerbase is a bunch of knowledgeable boomers instead of insane trannies grifting some dead anime game. +--- 634903463 +Sorry Jamal, I'm white. +--- 634904998 +>Sorry Jamal, I'm white. +--- 634905201 +>>634903463 +I'm probably the biggest white nationalist you will ever meet without interacting with total spergs on telegram and I play fighting games religiously +--- 634905424 +>>634903293 +I don't agree with that, don't they still cry about cigarbob? +--- 634906893 +>>634900195 +mbaacc +--- 634907032 +I saw a mod for this game that had BBW Furries attacking each other with their asses. +--- 634907348 +>>634907032 +>mod of mugen +--- 634907446 +>>634907348 +All fighting games are the same to me desu, idk what 2d fighter it was. +--- 634907478 +is Omen of Sorrows good? +--- 634908582 +>>634899521 (OP) +I do +WW7 is based +--- 634910260 +>>634908582 +Revue typeface spotted +--- 634910490 +>>634899521 (OP) +Wakuwaku 7 what the fuuuck see you fags at fwa next month. I'll be there with my bf. +--- 634910579 +>learning Jam in +R +>manage to get a parry out +>think for a split second "oh shit i got a parry" +>get punched right after + +damn +--- 634910696 +>>634900195 +HftF +--- 634910778 +>>634900195 +3rd Strike +--- 634910793 +>>634899521 (OP) +Arina is a sex goddess +--- 634910897 +>>634900195 +Dead or Alive 6 +--- 634910952 +>>634902757 +the zooming camera in AoF is such dogshit. +--- 634910963 +>>634899521 (OP) +But those games are for sweaty tryhards +--- 634911482 +>full speed ww7 +This feels weird as fuck to me, as I've only played it on the Saturn at an eye watering 10fps +--- 634911718 +>>634910963 +Not really +--- 634911753 +>>634899521 (OP) +>Fernandez +--- 634912384 +>>634900195 +Killer Winstinct +--- 634914170 +>>634899521 (OP) +not until I've mastered my character. I keep getting declined because of my negative winrate. If anyone tells you to not grind your shit in training mode and just play online a lot, don't fall for it. +--- 634914230 +>>634914170 +>I keep getting declined because of my negative winrate. +what on earth are you playing +--- 634914412 +>>634914230 +I'm not telling. But apparently half the playerbase are too 1337 H4RDC0R3 to play someone without a 70%+ wr +--- 634914484 +>>634914412 +That doesn't make any sense +--- 634914559 +>>634914484 +where am I losing you? +--- 634915468 +>>634914412 +stop playing dead anime shit and play something with real matchmaking. +--- 634915525 +>>634914559 +If people want to farm ranked then they'll accept bad players since it's easy wins. If people are playing unranked then they'll accept bad players because they're playing casually. What game are you flipping playing +--- 634915673 +>>634915468 +>>634915525 +i said "half" +--- 634916868 +>>634915673 +Half doesn't matter. if the game has people avoiding you because of fuckin win rate at all then it has to be some retarded discord tier game. What is it. +--- 634917512 +>>634916868 +That can't be right, if it's that unpopular people wouldn't be picky about opponents. I don't think this Anon's game exists. That or they're shunning him for a valid reason (wifi) +--- 634917764 +>>634917512 +I don't play on wifi +>>634916868 +the players that avoid over winrate are probably avoiding a boring ez match. + +grind your optimal combos and setups for 500 hours at least or stay relegated to the kiddie pool. +--- 634917881 +>>634917764 +now I'm really curious, what game are you playing +--- 634918162 +>>634899521 (OP) +How the fuck do I play Rabbit +I booted it in training mode and I couldn't figure out any super moves or special moves. +I was playing the twink with the sealing papers if it matters +--- 634918287 +>>634907446 +It was some guys custom MUGEN set. +MUGEN allows you to import custom made fighting game characters. So he just made every character and background and UI element by himself. +--- 634918347 +>>634907478 +Never heard of it, is it related to that kickstarter one that released a one character demo? +--- 634918404 +>>634900195 +Rivals 2 in 2024 +--- 634918640 +>>634917881 +it's irrelevant. +I should've spent all my time learning optimal combos, setups, pressure, and movement before ever setting foot online. my stats are tarnished and all but a few of the actually decent players refuse to match with you if your stats are low. +--- 634918654 +>>634918404 +>not Rushdown Revolt in May 2023 +--- 634918835 +>>634918640 +why so defensive? there's no harm in telling the name of the game +--- 634918930 +>>634918835 +that is untrue. +--- 634919034 +is capcom ever gonna put tech romancer in one of their compilations? +--- 634919243 +LET'S BRING IT +POWER OF THE NOVA FORCE +--- 634919269 +>>634910963 +>sweaty tryhards +Anyone who says this got stomped online, couldnt handle taking a loss and quit the genre +--- 634919315 +>>634900195 +Karnov's Revenge +--- 634919545 +>>634899521 (OP) +Waku Waku 7 is goated. Comedy fighting games should be a thing again +--- 634919668 +>>634919315 +That game's ass lol +--- 634919832 +>>634919668 +That's the joke. It's not like a noob would know any better. It's so obscure and stars a fat midget +--- 634920016 +Just got an MPress and commissioned some graphic design for it. Excited for sf6 even though I'm perma Silver. +--- 634920080 +>>634919832 +Most games of that era were. World Heroes, Tournament Fighters, Power Instinct, Savage Reign. But there's a beauty behing shitty fighting games trying to copy SF2 +--- 634920816 +>>634918654 +>Rr and not melee/roa1 +Rr iirc has meter and other 2dF characteristics doesn't it? +--- 634921069 +>>634899521 (OP) +anyone know which SFIII this is? 2nd or 1st? +--- 634921073 +thinking of playing 3rd strike +--- 634921183 +thinking of playing VF4 Evo +--- 634921315 +>>634920816 +Some characters have unique meter mechanics, but the only universal resources are spark (used to cancel moves and super jump. you get it every time you land a hit) and burst (used to extend or escape combos. one per stock). +--- 634921383 +I just finished my first day of SFV online yesterday, and I think I'm gonna make it. +>Barely any SF experience to this, only spent a few hours trying shit out in training the day before and that's it +>Got up to silver rank +>On my way up I made a silver Guile rage quit +>Winning more than I'm losing + +Feels good so far but I'm shooting for gold, can't wait to get bounced down to ultra bronze today since I ran into a couple other silver players on my climb up that beat my ass from pillar to post. Still, at least I know now that I'll be able to handle myself in SFVI somewhat. +--- 634921481 +>>634918835 +its called LARPing Faggot: Bad Faith Argument +--- 634921543 +>>634921383 +Who are you playing? +--- 634921575 +Is the Hori Fighting Commander any good? I want a decent fight pad for when SF6 launches. I have a cheap stick but I want to see how one of these 6 button ones will feel. Any other fightpad recommendations? +--- 634921809 +>>634921543 +https://youtu.be/hGrSt5wyQVE?t=65 [Embed] +I have no idea who I'm going to use when SF6 comes out. +--- 634921994 +>>634921575 +retrobit USB saturn controller +--- 634922097 +>>634921809 +Be aware that the lower the rank the more advantageous playing an unpopular character is. Before long you'll be in a rank where people know his tricks. https://game.capcom.com/cfn/sfv/stats/usagerate/ +--- 634922278 +>>634921069 +that's 3rd strike, the latest SFIII and the one regarded as a cult classic and a sleeper hit, also that's a TAS. +You should play it on Fightcade, it surprisingly is still alive and you can find plenty of newer players. +--- 634922308 +>>634921575 +>>634921994 +are you supposed to play these with overhand grip? +i do that for Tekken on pad but, 6 button layout and having to press like, MP+MK seems like it'd be annoying. +--- 634922469 +>>634922278 +>also that's a TAS +more importantly it's a hack. you can't cancel moves like that and combo that freely. +--- 634922574 +>>634922308 +The buttons are close together you can press them both with your thumb, the ergonomics are great. It also has triggers for 3P/3K diff --git a/v/634899803.txt b/v/634899803.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d45422d71c23050d43673f33fb33f7a726e37faa --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634899803.txt @@ -0,0 +1,270 @@ +----- +--- 634899803 +He did nothing wrong. Gaius was right and if the Garleans didn't have maniacs for Emperors they'd have also done nothing wrong. +--- 634899948 +>>634899803 (OP) +feel like shit rn just wanna kill gods and do a mecha anime with my homie gaius +--- 634899980 +Wow, how fascinating +--- 634900213 +>>634899803 (OP) +Aren't his and Venat's philosophies the same? To labor under man's own strength rather than rely on a primal. IE Zodiark. I can't really remember though. +--- 634900404 +>>634900213 +Gaius basically believes all gods are false and that clinging to the belief of a higher being is nonsensical and a waste of human intellect and capacity; in the case of the marvels that the Garlean empire have with magitek through sheer human intuition and capability he's not wrong at all but of course they are the bads guys and get 1UP by magic which is hardly anywhere near a gift it's just magic being bullshit as always for plot convenience. +--- 634902023 +FFXIV was better when it was just a goofy story about incompetent rebels fighting the mighty morphan magitek rangers. Each expansion after that has gone full melodrama and trying to imitate FFIV. +--- 634902650 +>>634902023 +Dragonguy or whatever it was called was kino, Snoreblood was where the melodrama really hit. +I am only partially biased by Elfgard and the snow levels being comfy. +--- 634902789 +>lost all my pics of xiv related memes +post yours pls. +--- 634902853 +>>634902789 +--- 634902952 +>>634899803 (OP) +Such devastation! +--- 634903145 +>>634900213 +Venat's philosophy was just that the new life created in the wake of the suppressed calamity supersedes the value of the life sacrificed to create it. Zodiark isn't inherently evil or even an entity with motives, he's just an incredibly powerful being that can be purposed for things like basically casting Shell on the entire planet. Her goal wasn't to destroy or even sunder him inherently, it was to stop the ancients from sacrificing the life that survived and grew after they had suspended the final days, to zodiark in order to bring back those who had died to make it possible. She just happened to do that by becoming a primal herself and sundering him and the planet. the whole point of her character is just to be a viable morally grey contrast to the ancients simply wanting to bring their people back to life after saving their own home. + +Gaius was just simply a willfully obedient conquerer who huffed too much imperial propaganda, but genuinely believed that it was the responsibility of the conquerer to educate, elevate, and integrate the conquered, to bring them into the fold fully. He wasn't even the only imperial with this mindset. But its why he, and some others were fervently against things that would just simply kill populations like Meteor, and then later Ultima. That wasn't the point of the invasion to him or any of them. +--- 634903279 +>>634902789 +--- 634903358 +>>634900404 +Gaius is my favorite character and i gotta call bs on that bro, the magic the savages use to fight garlemald is well established as unstable and dangerous. They show good reason for needing to be controlled because of how powerful and brutal primals are, but in the end the power was too much +>such devastation +--- 634903398 +>>634902650 +Heavensward had plenty of melodrama. The main story was mostly Elf house and dragon melodrama. Not to mention all the stuff leading up to the expansion was a total copy of FFIV. 'Oh no, everyone died! This totally isn't a red herring and they won't all come back later...' +--- 634903513 +>>634903358 +>the magic the savages use to fight garlemald is well established as unstable and dangerous +>meanwhile imperial fart gas causes the 8th calamity +Granted gaius himself actively sabotages it but it’s not like magitek isn’t as dangerous +--- 634903915 +>>634899803 (OP) +Did you miss the part where the second he turns his back, the places he was "ruling" become shitholes of rape and murder by imperial soldiers, and his rule ended up promoting racial tensions of the local people that tore the country apart after the imperials left? Gaius is a retard who idolizes fascist dictatorships as long as he's the one being the dictator. +--- 634903974 +>>634903279 +>this is your prey +>why does it still live +Unironically became a Zenosfag after that. +--- 634904264 +>>634903398 +FFXIV's writing was at its worst when they said "lol actually it was a sleeping potion that they gave nanamo" +they had an opportunity to actually do something interesting and maybe turn Ul'dah actively hostile to the player character. I'm sure with phasing they could have made it so only high level jobs were attacked by brass blades but Yoshida never wants to inconvenience the player for the sake of things like storytelling or interesting gameplay. +--- 634904407 +>>634903513 +True but fart gas wasnt established in ARR lets be real. They focus on one thing per expac to be super strong and for base game it was the primals and hydaelyn +--- 634904462 +>>634903974 +>I had assumed you were above something as banal as despair + +Love how he just calls the expansion boring too. +--- 634907975 +>He as right If +>If + +then he wasn't right +--- 634908148 +>>634899803 (OP) +XIV went shit after ARR. The whole ascians are more than a secret society, etc. but a race for fujo faggots. +--- 634908215 +>>634904264 +>I'm sure with phasing +>XIV engine +>phasing +--- 634908627 +>>634899803 (OP) +Gaius "nero-shafting" Van Baelsar +Gaius "oops I killed everyone left alive in my base" Van Baelsar +Gaius "your gods are false and your misguidedly chosen leaders will lead you astray not like those ascians who would never betray me" Van Baelsar +--- 634908843 +>>634903513 +Ok but that's after like seven magic-based calamities +--- 634908878 +>>634902789 +--- 634908996 +>>634899803 (OP) +>I am in the right to take your land because none of you can stop me +>proceeds to be stopped +--- 634909024 +>>634908843 +>Ok but that's after like seven magic-based calamities +Pretty much all of those were manipulated into fruition, as would have been the 8th +--- 634909113 +I have no idea what he wanted +I just laughed at his bells on his horns +God I hate overcomplicated designs +--- 634909216 +>>634902023 +Story was always shit +And will stay shit +The only thing that changed is that they stopped hiring janitors to do VA and hobos to do sound mixing +--- 634909398 +>>634909216 +The problem is, a lot of people think the story is actually good. Some idiots are even calling it "the best writing in video game history." Funny because I used to hear the same thing about FF Tactics... +--- 634910438 +>>634909398 +>"the best writing in video game history." +This is the worst thing. +They spilling this lie over and over again. +>muh best story +>muh best cast +>muh best villains +>muh best soundtrack +>muh best mmorpg +>muh night life rp +>the game helped me out of my depression + +wtf is wrong with millenials that had a shit high school life? +--- 634910674 +Have you finished pumping? +--- 634910945 +>>634910438 +It's not Millenials but defensive fans. FFXIV threads devolve into people having to praise the game as the best thing ever. Just like FFVII and Tactics fanboys did 25 years earlier. It's the idea that you have to like everything about something or you're not a "true" fan. +--- 634911079 +POV: you are a Garlean conscript in the Praetorium +--- 634911417 +>>634910674 + pumping what? +--- 634911469 +>>/vg/ +Fuck off. +--- 634911546 +>>634899803 (OP) +>He did nothing wrong. +He let himself get on the wrong side of the magical equivalent of a nuclear bomb. +--- 634911802 +>can't be arsed to do more than raidlog in XIV +>somehow still hitting up XI near daily for non-daily reasons +The fuck is it with Endwalker? I haven't even level capped every job when I normally get it done by the X.2 update because I'm just sick of roulettes and PotD V3 +--- 634912820 +>>634899803 (OP) +The problem was that he genuinely believed that his country held the same high standards he did. He would have been right had his country really believed in what he was preaching, but even in the territories he ruled, his own countrymen were not above fucking over each other and trampling over the conquered. +Even assuming Eorzea's conquest went without a hitch, Garlemald was already a mess by then, with a looming succession war, a whole fucking legion defecting to form a new country, and the biggest issue of all, that Garleans really weren't that above beasts and savages, since they just pretty much replaced the object of their worship from a god to Varis, and acted with the same idiotic fanatism when shit hit the fan. +--- 634913227 +>>634912820 +>Even assuming Eorzea's conquest went without a hitch, Garlemald was already a mess by then +retcon +--- 634913301 +>>634913227 +The first war of succession is brought up two patches later when Yugiri shows up. +--- 634913404 +>>634913301 +And the game went to shit right after 2.0. +1.23 and 2.0 were the best time to play. Now it's just a saturday morning anime shitshow. + +Heck, even Gargoyles from Disney is better. +--- 634913417 +>>634913227 +Even before ARR we knew that Garlemald has no real power over its legions, see how easy Nael van Darnus defected to go suck Bahamut's cock and somehow managed to take her whole legion with her, plus that fucking huge airship that crashed with Midgarsormr. +--- 634913703 +>>634913301 +>>634913417 +And Gaius himself was already going rogue during ARR. He refused orders to give up Eorzea and return home and nobody could come force him because of the civil war. +--- 634913881 +>play ARR +>deal major blow to the Garlean Empire +>story looks like it's leading up to you invading the Empire +>expansions just completely forget all about it and make you go to random other places +--- 634913943 +>>634913404 +To be fair, the base story in ARR is completely stock anime plot as well. But that's because JRPGs are literally anime in game form. And Final Fantasy games are a shounen story with a sienen coat of paint. +--- 634913962 +>>634913881 +>get declared a terrorist in 2.5X, run to Ishgard for support +>it gets handwaved away by a potato in a late 3.0 cutscene +--- 634914119 +>>634913881 +Ehh, the empire isn't going anywhere. No way they'd use all that time to fortify and rebuild. +--- 634914142 +>>634913881 +We did jack shit in ARR, we just beat Gaius' legion, Garlemald had still 12 more, some of which were better equipped. +--- 634914306 +>>634913962 +>declared a terrorist +>no one actually believes it anyway +>fuck off to Ishgard because they're the ones not being cunts at the moment +--- 634914931 +>>634913962 +The people who declared you a terrorist were the monetarists, and in Ul'dah it's very clear that anyone who isn't swimming in gil fucking hates them, and assuming you've done your quests until then, half of the Syndicate either is fond of you or owes you for some random act of heroism. +--- 634915145 +>>634914142 +We don't learn about that stuff until after 2.0. Before the expansions, they make it out that Gaius is one of the strongest generals. Even have him talking to his subordinates about challenging the Emperor. That, plus the scions not being completely stupid/dissolved yet and the limited setting, made it seem like the Empire was the target. But then the stuff leading up to Heavensward and Heavensward itself goes "whoa, hold on there. We need to drag this game out longer." +--- 634915208 +>>634915145 +>We don't learn about that stuff until after 2.0. +We already knew Gaius ran the 14th legion, implying there were still many prior that were active, given Nael ran the 7th in 1.2X. +--- 634915356 +>>634900404 +Little did he know his entire "progress" was thanks to one of these "Gods" (Zodiark and his Ascian friends). +--- 634915528 +>>634915208 +Yes, but we don't know any of the other legions are stronger than the one you fought. And also, let's be real. You play as the destined hero who has plot armor. It doesn't matter how many legions the Empire has. If you ran into the Empire right after 2.0, you'd end up succeeding. Either by fighting the legions one at a time or avoiding them entirely or the Crystal guiding you or some other plot device. +--- 634915594 +>>634902789 +--- 634915723 +>>634902789 +. +--- 634915740 +>>634915594 +I can't picture Zenos without his theme song. +https://youtu.be/GoZUjxstIZs [Embed] +--- 634915783 +>>634903145 +>Venat's philosophy was just that the new life created in the wake of the suppressed calamity supersedes the value of the life sacrificed to create it. +That shit was all dropped in Endwalker, it doesn't come up once and in ShB was only given as the reason Emet thought she did the Sundering. +--- 634915825 +>>634915528 +Given that there were already news of Garlemald having conquered pretty much everything on their side of the map, there's really no reason to believe the other legions were weak. +And even if they were, which they weren't, there were still 12 other legions, and taking Gaius out was a massive undertaking with many casualties from the Eorzean front, which pretty much took them half of Heavensward to recover from. +And that's not mentioning that Lahabrea took out most of the legion garrisoned in the Praetorium with Ultima. +--- 634915832 +sex with Khloe Aliapoh +--- 634915835 +>>634900404 +>sheer human intuition and capability +--- 634915879 +>>634902789 +--- 634915961 +>>634902789 +--- 634916039 +>>634902789 +Also +--- 634916062 +>>634902789 +Still my favourite. +--- 634916249 +>>634916062 +This image would be more accurate if both tanks were dead on the ground but blaming the healer. +--- 634916334 +>>634902789 +All I miss from old AST was Time Dilation. Fuck the old card system +--- 634916567 +>>634902789 +--- 634916738 +>lol what if tanks had a rear positional +--- 634917232 +>>634899803 (OP) +Galeans lack discipline among the lower ranks and don't properly screen most of the guys who are raised to positions of authority. For every Gaius there are a dozen Valens. It's not a sustainable model unless your intended goal is actual genocide. +--- 634917663 +>>634915528 +You were just speed reading. It's obvious the other legions were stronger from the very beginning when the mooks who were gossiping in one of the opening cut scenes claimed Gaius was making his move against Eorzea without official support from the Emperor or the other legions. They had their balls cut off, but Gaius assumed the Ultima weapon would make up the difference. +--- 634917887 +>>634916738 +See this would be fine if the game was like XI and whether you are tank or DPS depends on what gear you bring and what skills you use. +--- 634918263 +cuddling with Krile after a long lovemaking session +--- 634919420 +I wanted to spend longer in Amaurot, track down stuff about who you used to be before venat acted on her brain problem and everything went to shit, maybe find the house you probably had. +--- 634920258 +>>634919420 +Azem was too busy traveling to have a house +--- 634921519 +>>634913881 +What did you want, an "epic" war told in XIV's level of cutscenes where you single handledly bring down Varis? diff --git a/v/634900692.txt b/v/634900692.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e47b778bb4e742be16bcc4f4450194d47d913575 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634900692.txt @@ -0,0 +1,834 @@ +----- +--- 634900692 +this is the thread +--- 634900802 +Which one? +--- 634900813 +Copious amounts of cum on Yai forehead +--- 634900857 +>>634900802 +>Which one? +--- 634900875 +Yuika is cute. That is all. +--- 634900918 +>edition +This is how you get booted to /vg/ dumbass +--- 634900948 +The Castillo referee is kinda cute bros... +--- 634901008 +>>634900918 +two more weeks +--- 634901039 +The worst thing about Yai is that she only *almost* peed herself. +--- 634901101 +Soon. +--- 634901208 +>>634900802 +Both, and Harp Noise too +--- 634901328 +>>634901208 +Omega-xis and Wolf +--- 634901457 +post the sexiest reploid that least resembles a human. show me them toasters +--- 634901472 +wasn't expecting kino +--- 634901682 +>>634901457 +Cringe. +--- 634901834 +>>634901457 +For me, it's Leviathan. +--- 634901997 +I beat BN2 without even knowing gator was a thing. maybe thats a good reason to play it in the collection +>>634900853 +thats a rare yai nice +--- 634902058 +>>634901472 +also these lil niggas +--- 634902073 +Okay, hypothetically speaking, if I wanna get Guts as my first Style in BN3, do I only have to do 51 fights Buster focused before the Bubbleman part of the story, or does it keep adding up beyond the first 100 fights if you do 100 before getting to him? +Like does that first Style change consider ALL fights you had up to that point or just the first 100? +--- 634902137 +I'm gonna do it. +--- 634902169 +>>634902073 +no fuckin clue m8 my last playthrough I never used a wood chip once I used all elec stuff and selected 4-5 chips each turn and somehow got woodshield +--- 634902296 +>>634901682 +rollfags and megamanfags are boring. i wanna talk to the guy who saw cyber peacock and went "yeah thats the ticket" +--- 634902402 +I wonder if the Beast Gate stuff is still in the game, just inaccessible, or they gutted it outright. +--- 634902412 +>>634902137 +>this user was banned for violating rule 24 +>no discussions regarding:Darkchip usage +>because of the short term of your ban, you may not appeal +Fucking official jannies... +--- 634902428 +>>634902296 +That just makes you a furfag. +--- 634902553 +So far the chips that work best for me in 5 are Airhoc, Tornado and some terrain setting chip +--- 634902564 +>>634902296 +Understandable, but there aren't any reploids in the EXE series +--- 634902638 +>>634901472 +Honestly some of the viruses in 3 are more difficult than v3 boss fights +--- 634902649 +>>634902564 +eh, yeah you got me there, navis make more sense and theres probably more weird ones. +--- 634902693 +>>634902553 +airhockey is insanely OP. 4x combo of breaking damage. what were they even thinking when they made it +--- 634902835 +>>634902693 +Considering the fact that it debuted in BN4, I'm guessing they weren't thinking. +--- 634902936 +>BN1-3 achievements:Beat a boss, do a side quest, collect these things, try out alternative styles +>4-6: Do stuff you're expected to in order to beat the game + +Uhhh. +--- 634902938 +>Aqua bug style offered +>Say no +>Shield bug style offered +>Say no +>need team style, use at least 1 navi chip every single fight. Only navi chips, nothing else. +>Aqua bug style offered +TEAM STYLE YOU FUCKING NIGGER +AAAAAAA I HATE STYLES +--- 634902972 +Are the dark chips HP cut permanently in battle or even after battle? +--- 634902980 +>>634902938 +Bro... check your navicust... +--- 634902985 +>>634902938 +Stop being bugged, retard. +--- 634902989 +>>634900692 (OP) +Piss. +--- 634903007 +>>634902972 +Permanently gone, period. Darkchips have severe consequences. +--- 634903024 +>>634902938 +>Bug +gee I wonder why you are getting that +--- 634903027 +>>634902972 +Just bee yourself :D +--- 634903034 +>>634902972 +It's permanent and locks you out of 100% completion if you use it even once. +--- 634903084 +>>634902938 +>Shield bug style +--- 634903108 +>>634903034 +Untrue. You can use it exactly once without consequence because the game forces you to. :^) +--- 634903126 +>>634903084 +>Get hit once in 100 battles. +>Shield style guaranteed. +--- 634903206 +>>634902980 +>>634902985 +>>634903024 +Kept getting bug style because I was using a super armor EX code. +Megaman didn't even say "I feel a little odd" it just counts as a bug anyway because fuck the player. +--- 634903245 +>>634902972 +Keh heh heh! That means in a short while... Your consciousness will be swallowed by the DarkSoul. +And once that happens, you can never escape! You'll be trapped in darkness for the rest of time. Think you've got the power to overcome the DarkSoul? Well, I doubt it! Keh heh heh! Have a good life! +--- 634903335 +>>634903206 +Some specific modtools EX codes induce bugs and superarmor is one of them. +--- 634903348 +>>634903206 +>doesn't know that all of them are buggy +>using EX codes at all +--- 634903375 +>>634903245 +You sound like a bratty vampire that needs Pile Driver correction. +--- 634903446 +>>634903335 +Why would you not use airshoes? +--- 634903486 +>>634903348 +Not all of them are buggy. Super armor ex code has absolutely no perceivable bugs. Shit like the higher HP value ones do though. +>>634903335 +Your picture disagrees with you, dipshit. +--- 634903493 +>>634903245 +Pfft, what's a little HP loss going to do to me- D-Duo-sama??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOMEBODY HELP, I CAN'T USE MY DARKCHIPS ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEE +--- 634903518 +>>634903486 +Oh no. I'm fucking moron. +--- 634903536 +You guys were right about the Freezeman part, I have all the shortcuts and it's still making me want to drop the game. I don't even remember where this guy's brother was, and I'm sure he will just send me back here after +--- 634903623 +>>634903518 +As your punishment you have to post Mayl. Vindicate me!!! +--- 634903651 +>>634903446 +Because superarmor is better. +You don't need to walk when you can use E-slash uninterrupted. +--- 634903657 +>>634901834 +>>634901834 +Why is Leviathan? +--- 634903938 +>>634903623 +Fiiiine +--- 634904315 +>>634903651 +Damn, you are right +--- 634904441 +passionate hand holding prostate sex with lan hikkari +--- 634904453 +>>634903651 +This. Fuck walking, just slash and everything goes away. +--- 634904624 +BN6 Folder +Code T/* +Wood Dragon +Airspin 2 +Airspin 3 +Tornado +Area grab +Color pt +Dbl point +Atk + 10/30 +Terrain seed + +Ironically enough Tenguman doesn't sync well with this folder since Tornado will destroy the Airspin if it has more than 20 atk +--- 634904706 +>>634904441 +Mayl please +--- 634904720 +Could someone tell me what games have the library compare option? MMBN1 doesn't have it right? So I'm forced to grind these shitty low-drop chips to get a full collection? + +Really getting tired of trying to get this LeafShield chip. Got Dropdown pretty fast thankfully, but this thing is a pain. +--- 634904762 +Is that guy from the other asking about folders in BN5 here? +--- 634904769 +whoa THE Q is in this tournament?? +--- 634904839 +>>634904720 +From BN3 onwards +--- 634904853 +>>634904769 +That's a WWW operator you dingus, don't believe his lies. +--- 634904926 +what if internet was a thing in real life? +--- 634904951 +why the fuck do i keep getting aquashield style in bn2? i just want wood type how do i influence the style element? +--- 634905003 +long sleeve shirt, vest, shorts. why? +--- 634905084 +>>634904769 +How was cowboy man Q if cowboy man and Q were both in the same room? +--- 634905157 +>>634905084 +Cowboy man said "Hey help me with production and I get you your own show" and then gave them a bag of money. +--- 634905160 +>>634904951 +>why the fuck do i keep getting aquashield style in bn2? +What do you mean "keep getting"? If it's the same save that's it, it's determined when you start the game +--- 634905195 +>>634904951 +Bro your wood chips??????????? +--- 634905219 +>>634905160 +No, it's not. The first ELEMENT is fixed. The style type is not. +--- 634905229 +I know for a fact that there's some oldfag I used to hang out with ages ago that's still posting here +He was probably the biggest battle network fan I've ever known and introduced me to the whole series and anime +--- 634905302 +>>634904839 +Thank you anon. + +I don't suppose anyone has a LeafSHD to trade to me on PC? I can even trade it back afterwards. Maybe help you out with something you are missing too. Getting tired of doing the chiptrader to try to get it. +--- 634905308 +>>634905160 +i managed to count out where i would get the next style (going on Shadowman) and the game keeps giving me aquashield style no matter how many times i soft reset. i had no idea the elements were fixed, i thought they were randomized from how all the guides explain them to work lol +--- 634905343 +>>634903651 +Super Armor also removes the ranking penalty for getting hit too. Shit's cash. +--- 634905364 +>>634905195 +woodgospel tho +--- 634905478 +BTW should I play these on my anberdick handheld or should I just grab the switch version and emulate it? I started Rockman.exe OSS a while ago, does the remaster have the same changes except for the starforce stuff? +--- 634905747 +>>634905478 +No, OSS is still the best version of 1. Same for 5DS, although you do get e-reader stuff in the collection instead +--- 634905793 +>>634905219 +Yes, and anon is asking about the element +>>634905308 +The element is determined by how many frames have passed on the title screen before you create your save or some bullshit like that +--- 634905840 +>Starting BN3 +>Beat Dex in the park after Flashman +>Fights you the next morning with fucking GutsmanV2 already +I mean, he's still piss easy to avoid, but 700 fucking health when I got garbage starter folder chips is a slog. +--- 634905919 +Honestly, the lag during pvp is making these games shit +--- 634905938 +where can i farm for swords in 4? +--- 634905942 +>>634904951 +Check the previous thread. The answer is there +--- 634905981 +>>634905919 +Absolutely done with connecting with nips everytime i select worldwide too +--- 634906103 +Yeah fuck this, these games suck. Input lag during PvP really soured me on these games. Going back to a different game, was fun while it lasted +--- 634906152 +>>634905840 +Bro, your rockcubes? +--- 634906179 +>>634905919 +>>634905981 +>>634906103 +>you WILL select Worldwide +>you WILL connect with only Japanese players +>you WILL suffer through input lag +--- 634906189 +>>634906103 +Just play single player or with /v/ frens? +--- 634906204 +Did the game always save at the trader or is this a new thing +--- 634906224 +>bn4 +>go to netopia again +>get kidnapped +10/10 writing +--- 634906239 +>>634905308 +First element is fixed based on the seed for your starting file. All the ones after are randomized (I assume rerolling the seed once you get the style). +As for getting Shield, you must have either used Buster Max too much (generally that will result in you not taking damage and only using 2-3 buster shots so less than the 5 points of not taking damage) without sending chips (gotta send 2 to surpass the 5 no hit points as well), or you just have used too many defensive chips. Guard* and recovery chips add huge amounts of points to Shield each fight. +--- 634906245 +>>634906204 +In BN1 it didn't, but after BN2 it did. You can save state abuse it if you're an emulator player though. +--- 634906265 +>>634906189 +I just sat through 3 queues because this game is broken. Fuck this shit I'm playing something else. +--- 634906310 +Have you guys found any nice places where to do trades and organize battles? Like a discord server or something? +--- 634906326 +>>634906152 +Honestly forgot I picked up that early Rockcube *. But that still is only 200 damage. Still another 500 to get through with the shitty chips. +--- 634906391 +I love these little guys. +--- 634906395 +>>634906310 +Just post here if you want a trade or battle. +--- 634906498 +>>634906326 +bro your life sword pa +--- 634906547 +about to finish lap 1 of blue moon, made it to the end of meteor 4 before i remembered i need to grab the rest of the hp mems and pmds for this run. time for one last sweep of the net +--- 634906575 +>>634906391 +For me it's the rat +--- 634906664 +>>634906498 +You can get the longsword by that point already? Must have missed it somehow. +--- 634906819 +>>634906575 +rub a dub dub +--- 634906995 +>>634905793 +is there any way to calculate predictions on what you'll get? i got elec first and now aqua. just want that wood element bros +--- 634907090 +>>634905942 +>lol just go read old threads bro +what no i don't spend 14 hours a day on on this shithole board nigger, that's why i asked here in the current thread +--- 634907131 +>>634906995 +>my first style was WoodCust +>Kept it all through BN2 +Felt pretty good. +--- 634907151 +>>634906391 +I like the cute dream bugs +--- 634907336 +>>634906239 +shield style is fine and i figured that's what i did to get the style. so i just gotta keep grinding to get the right element for my styles if i want wood by the sound of things +>mfw even with buster max the battle network grind does not stop +--- 634907476 +Worst part of styles is the need to grind for the style you want. +--- 634907640 +>>634907476 +here's hoping for a mod that adds a quick select menu +--- 634907642 +are souls always obtained in the last round of the tournament +--- 634907669 +>>634907642 +No. +--- 634908051 +>dropdown's codes spell out ABORT +>even the game itself is telling you not to 100% EXE1 +--- 634908110 +>>634907945 +By the time Megaman 9 came out the series is already dead + +>Somehow BlastMan.EXE is a thing +--- 634908142 +I'm getting filtered by footbomb +--- 634908181 +just beat raoul's thunderman. why are black guys always thunder-powered? +--- 634908214 +>>634906391 +--- 634908268 +>>634908214 +STOP +--- 634908283 +>>634908214 +What the fuck did you just do +--- 634908483 +Am i crazy or did they remove the ability to minimize the custom screen without actually starting your turn? +--- 634908535 +>>634908214 +Would +--- 634908538 +>>634908483 +Everything that was the select button previously is now L2/R2. +--- 634908803 +>>634903651 +>>634904315 +>>634904453 +>>634905343 +An easy code to remember, too. +Keep Trying Even If Ur Eating 2 Danishes +--- 634908926 +>>634904769 +>Q is proven to have links to WWW +>Q wants to "Make Electopia Great Again" +>MEGA +>Megaman +>Megaman is always conveniently there whenever the WWW attacks +Coincidence? I think not? +--- 634909016 +>>634906995 +Yes. Count the frame you start the game at. +--- 634909057 +>>634908803 +Nice mnemonic device +--- 634909545 +>>634908214 +--- 634909653 +>>634906819 +Geddon this and some wood+ chips were kino. I used to try to get the max number of snakes as well. +--- 634909746 +>>634909057 +I'm going to Alice! Or I would if they had another Boktai crossover... +--- 634909823 +>>634909545 +--- 634909837 +>PlantmanV1-V4 +>Plasma3 +>+20 Navi +>+30 Wood +>+30 Elec +>Areagrab/Panelgrab +>Fullcust +>Folderbak +>+ a copy of Northwind +Literally invincible. +--- 634910084 +>>634907945 +>tfw no spashwoman.exe gf who lives in my PET to talk to after a hard day and let her tell me i'm doing a good job by just trying +why do i even get out of bed in the morning bros +--- 634910160 +>>634907945 +Maybe in BN7, right? +R-right? +--- 634910171 +>>634909545 +>shadman +--- 634910276 +>>634910160 +BN7, if it ever comes, would 100% have tons of waifus +--- 634910281 +>>634910160 +BN7 will never happen. +Move on and embrace Starforce. +--- 634910294 +>>634910084 +Excuse me that's my wife you're talking about. Now have sex with someone else and eat your calcium. +--- 634910348 +>>634910160 +The villains will be Navi versions of the Four Guardians from MMZ1. +--- 634910628 +>>634910281 +>Move on and embrace something that is also dead, but because it sucked rather than because it played itself out +--- 634910876 +Chip codes are cringe af +>nooo you can't use these chips together because you just can't! +--- 634911385 +>>634910294 +nice try you falseflagger but the real Mesa would never give up his claim to Ms. Mari +--- 634911526 +>>634911385 +I bet you think he's Commander Beef also. +--- 634911541 +>>634910876 +here's your (you) now go back to your mario movie threads toddler +--- 634911751 +>>634911526 +why are you projecting your schizoid delusions onto me when Commander Beef and Mesa don't even look alike? +--- 634912226 +>>634908181 +Raul isn't a black nigger he's a feather nigger +--- 634912358 +Beat the post game of bn3! I didnt think i had the fortitude to grind it out but going in increments of 10 chips and taking breaks in between got me there. Dont ever let anyone tell you that swordlocking is not the answer to all your problems +--- 634912395 +that was a fun little romp after bn 1. i was really hoping for metal soul for the first run but hopefully i can get him next lap. dark soul and duo put up a pretty good fight but i just barely managed to close out their fights. + +time to jump back to vol 1 and play through 2 now. +--- 634912435 +>Playing BN1 +>Get to the shopping scenario +>Lan: Hey what's going on with these traffic lights +>Multiple cars start fucking plowing into each other at full speed and exploding, leaving nothing behind, not even a fucking scorch mark or finger bone +>Fucking run around as fast as you can trying to turn off the traffic lights manually because there are no cops or emergency people on hand to do it and apparently no kind of emergency override just in case something like this happens +>Meanwhile the terrorist enacting all this is just standing in broad daylight trying to sell people "antivirus software", a further testament to the lack of cops +>The girl you like is trapped on a bus that is set to explode while all this is happening compounding the stress +>Fucking barely survive and stop the full scale terrorist attack that is happening and stop the bus in time through the power of sheer luck +>Girl steps off the bus +>"tee hee thanks Lan, let's go get Yai's present at last" +>Everybody in the streets just immediately goes back about their business like this wasn't like ten 9/11s +>This is Lan's expression the entire time +--- 634912457 +>>634912226 +he's the whitest terroni +--- 634912620 +>>634912435 +BN1 is a real game lmao +--- 634912685 +>>634912435 +all MM timelines are dystopian shitholes +>>634912395 +what's so good about metal? +is he in the the 1/2 or 1/3 group? +--- 634912710 +>>634912395 +Pretty good folder for run 1. +If you do Game 2 of BN4 make sure to buy Untraps and check all green mystery data in your way since those can give fairly good chips and it's the best way to gather zenny. +--- 634913121 +>>634912395 +You anons are showing me ive been playing this series wrong the whole time. Having folders with clean single codes is something ive never done. Can you do that with any letter? t. jsut started BN3 +--- 634913287 +>>634912685 +metal soul lets you charge typeless and break chips for double damage. + +>>634912710 +yeah i did a good bit of gmd farming the first run. i've still got a few untraps and unlockers carried over so i should be set until i can restock. + +>>634913121 +some letters are a lot easier to build around than others. try to find a few chips you like and see what else you can grab in the same code. if you want to plan out a folder, i'd suggest checking a wiki to see what codes are available and go from there. +--- 634913316 +Anyone got a good boss killing folder for MMBN1? These 50% on S rank are killing me, I just have a bunch of invis2 a and fast gauge into 5 skullman3 but I feel like there should be a better option. +Protoman is a pain since you can't buster him and he's easy to dodge so the invis feels wasted but I don't have any huge damage options. +--- 634913443 +>>634912435 +society +--- 634913460 +>>634913121 +https://youtu.be/BQys0pDZxdU [Embed] + +Here's e- code + +Personally I love B code because I love Sword chips and most of them are there because Protoman. P code is probably the strongest, most broken code in MMBN3 though. +--- 634913529 +>>634913316 +Hard to go wrong with Big Straight (B) or Guts Shoot (G). +--- 634913567 +>>634912435 +you forgot the part where Colorman raped Mayl's navi's cunny and both Mayl and Lan are completely unfazed by this +--- 634913657 +>>634913460 +>>634913287 +>VarSword Killer Eyes and NoBeams +sick alright thanks +--- 634913948 +>>634913529 +Do you just max out the number of MetGuard G and Dash G or run other stuff? +--- 634914164 +>>634913121 +>Can you do that with any letter? t. jsut started BN3 +Understand that some codes are straight up whale tier codes that require infinite amounts of luck from the chip traders, usually the 10 shot ones too (looking at you disco inferno j code). The easiest unicodes to build thatll get you through 3 are the D and G codes. That said you can dual code just about folder and itll work well enough. +--- 634914368 +>>634913948 +You can do that, but then you run the risk of bricking since Guards and Dashes are pretty useless on their own. I'd throw in some other damaging chips like Rat 2 and maybe some Fighter Swords as backup. There's no Fastgauge in G code, but you could probably afford to throw in one or two and hope you pull them early to get more chances at your big damage combo. +--- 634914445 +>>634913316 +Where are you in the story? If you're at the waterworks scenario just go to the deepest part of the net and grab rattons and swords. +--- 634914475 +>>634913567 +I mean, she's just a navi. If a real person got raped it would be horrible, but Mayl can just delete Roll's memory of the day. +--- 634914937 +How the fuck do you get 30 Metguard A's? +--- 634915001 +>>634914937 +you know exactly how + +the question is do you have the will to see it through +--- 634915019 +>>634915001 +No. +--- 634915061 +>>634914937 +Cheats +--- 634915086 +>>634914937 +>>634915001 +is this the reason for the thing in 2 +--- 634915152 +>>634915019 +WEAK +--- 634915180 +>BN5 DS let you use cheat code to unlock Souls from other version + +Why can't you do that in Legacy? I thought it has all the games built in +--- 634915236 +>>634914937 +They can spawn as random mystery data in the internet 1 area or if you win against Mettaurs with a shit battle ranking (5-7) that also appear in the internet 1 area. + +But the best way is to use Artmoney to cheat. +--- 634915239 +>>634915086 +No, there's some faggot kid in 1 that wants 30 for a "custom made chip" +--- 634915246 +>>634915180 +Because the collection was made exclusively for dumb consooomers +--- 634915250 +>>634915180 +please understand had to preserve the orijinaru expiriensu +--- 634915301 +>>634915019 +you are a coward and you will never acquire the momma's milk +--- 634915308 +>>634915180 +To be fair, the trade off is that BN5 DS sounds like shit and is generally unpleasant to play.. +--- 634915347 +>>634915239 +I mean is doing this sucking balls the reason 2 just dumps 30 free guards on you +>>634915308 +>sounds like shit and is generally unpleasant to play +it is BN5 after all +--- 634915413 +>>634915308 +Just GBA slot in a different game to change the music +--- 634915572 +>>634915308 +The voice acting was the worst part. +Thank god rom hack exists +--- 634915628 +Good Codes: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,P,S +Shit Codes: The Rest + +Applies to every game. The latter half of the alphabet gets seriously shafted. +--- 634915667 +>>634915628 +>t. drilarmlet +--- 634915672 +>>634915628 +Y code is good in 3 +--- 634915771 +>>634915628 +Where my S fags at +--- 634915842 +>finally able to savescum the chip trader in 2-6 +this collection is based +--- 634915917 +>>634915628 +T is good in 6 +--- 634915959 +>>634915672 +I heard someone say F was the best code in 3 +--- 634916001 +>>634915959 +It's P. Plantman is way too strong +--- 634916054 +>>634915959 +P code is the best because the opponent doesn't get to play + +>Oops Plantman +>Oops KillerEye +--- 634916157 +>>634915959 +F is really good really early thanks to flashman and stays relatively strong throughout the game +--- 634916408 +>>634915959 +F is great in White if you went GroundStyle first +>Get Flashman +>Set Ice +>Everything dies or whatever survives is at low HP now +--- 634916431 +>>634910628 +>because it sucked rather than because it played itself out +BN died for both of those reasons though +--- 634916495 +>There is no code in SF gamesso you put whatever the fuck you want and +>Somehow this is a bad thing + +?? +--- 634916707 +>>634916495 +>No codes +>But can only select 2 or 3 cards at most +This is a problem yeah, and it only got fixed in 3 +--- 634916734 +>>634915842 +Wait, what? Does it not save even though it warns? +--- 634916850 +>>634916734 +No, you definitely can't savescum the chip traders. Not without backing up and restoring your save manually outside the game, anyways, which you can do on PC lel +--- 634916923 +>>634916734 +it still autosaves, but cloud saving doesn't care about that +--- 634916979 +>>634916707 +But you get free chip almost every time you counter +--- 634917014 +>>634916408 +You could also just be an Aqua style +--- 634917627 +>be MMBN2 +>280 battles per style change +bros... i don't think i'm gonna make it....... +--- 634917656 +I'm playing the first game and I can't believe I managed to beat this shit as a retarded kid +--- 634917781 +Oh my god. +BN2 is so bad. +>I'm not gonna touch your wireless jack in device at all, because... +>I'm gonna crash this plane, with no survivor!! While I'm on it, because... +--- 634917912 +>>634917781 +Snakes on a plane +--- 634917963 +>>634917781 +>touching another netop's jack in device +you have no honor as an operator you sullen whore +--- 634918195 +>>634917781 +>he doesn't want to crash a plane with NO SURVIVORS not even yourself +--- 634918258 +>>634917627 +Even the 100 battles to level up/change feels annoying in bn3 +--- 634918267 +>>634917627 +Just use GameShark for instant style change oh wait you're a cuck, aren't you? +--- 634918408 +Jesus christ, I forgot that 90% of 4 was legitimately filler even within its own plot, and half of that is still filler even just with regards to the tournaments +--- 634919000 +>>634915628 +I'm a Qnigga myself, after my favorite netbattler Qanon +--- 634919005 +>>634916495 +I'm not a fan of it. +SF is less restricting, but it also requires less planning and strategy. +That's my issue with a lot of SF stuff. The combat system that made BN so fresh in the first place feels a little dumbed down. +In BN, the chips come with the tradeoff of code. If you just pack all of the best chips into your folder, you end up with alphabet soup and can only draw 1 chip most turns. And maybe that's all you need. The game lets you make that choice. +In SF, there's no downside to just bringing the best chips all the time. +In BN, you get a 3x3 grid to move around on and you can use chips to increase (or even decrease) the size. Distance from your opponent is important for chips like bombs and swords. Being close also makes you fire your buster faster, but it's hard to dodge. +In SF, you only get 3 panels to move on. You can just lock on with swords and bombs. The buster always rapid fires and you can use a shield with 1 button at any time for free. +In BN, the navicust is a puzzle with rules. And you can break the rules if you're willing to pay the price for it and get a bug. You can even give yourself bugs on purpose and there's tactical value in that. +In SF, the abilitywave is one-dimensional. Each ability has a numerical value, and you can't go over your maximum number. Simple as. + +I don't think the SF games are bad, to be clear. I just don't think they're quite as good as the BN games. +--- 634919048 +Don't you sometimes wonder who exactly capcom is trying to market megaman to? +--- 634919129 +>>634919048 +I don't wonder at all. I know it's me. +--- 634919372 +>>634919129 +Really? +--- 634919484 +>>634919372 +Yes. +--- 634919530 +>>634919484 +Can confirm. +--- 634919550 +>>634919048 +Distinguished gentlemen? +--- 634919828 +How come BN3 was the most popular? Like when I was a kid, I played BN3. I didn't even know others existed. Its just BN3 = Megaman Battle network for me +--- 634919960 +>>634919828 +It was loaded with content +--- 634920046 +is it just me or do enemies drop chips more regularly when beaten at rank 6 than 8/9/S? in bn2 at least +--- 634920102 +>>634919828 +BN3 has the most extensive postgame. Or well, had. BN6 was competetive with all the extra Undernet areas and the Django scenario but the US release got cucked out of that. +--- 634920351 +It's that time again! Time to help Match commit arson in his latest social engineering attack! +--- 634920463 +>>634920351 +Mr. Match did nothing wrong. He just wants to see things burn +--- 634920552 +>>634920463 +We call that a pyromaniac, son. +--- 634920910 +I'm tired of pretending that Team Colonel was a better team. +--- 634920921 +>>634917781 +>>I'm not gonna touch your wireless jack in device at all, because... +Maybe once it connects it no longer needs to be plugged in because Megaman is already kicking your ass. It'd make sense. Lan actually needs to tell Megaman to jack out instead of just pulling the cord. +>>I'm gonna crash this plane, with no survivor!! While I'm on it, because... +That's how MEN do it. Crashing a plane you're not even on is faggot jew shit. +--- 634921028 +>>634920910 +Team Protoman had the easier liberation missions but Protoman and Meddy are kinda shit, or maybe kid me was too dumb to use them properly. +--- 634921030 +>>634919048 +That's a question that doesn't have a legal answer. +--- 634921093 +>>634921028 +Toadman was pretty damn strong. +--- 634921127 +>>634921028 +everyone seems to shit on protoman in 5 but he's supposedly one of the good souls in blue moon, what gives? +--- 634921223 +>>634921127 +Navis can have good souls but be awkward to use in liberation missions. Pic related is probably the epitome of good Soul but shit Navi +--- 634921364 +It's almost funny how many navis BN5 reused from BN2. Was it because both games happened to have villain organizations that weren't run by Dr. Wily? +--- 634921478 +>>634921223 +I didn't like the soul much either due to the shit charge shot outside darkdril +I didn't like the souls much at all in 5 kernel now that I think about it, guts and wind were way more fun +--- 634921605 +>>634921478 +>I didn't like the soul much either due to the shit charge shot outside darkdril +I liked the invulnerability when using chips in the front row and double damage hockey pucks and drills. BN5 had so many good codes for break chips. +--- 634921807 +>>634921605 +I kind of avoided airhocs in 5 +not even consciously, they just never came in codes I was using and I didn't bother going after them +--- 634921957 +>>634921807 +Airhocs came in S which was by far the most broken code in BN5 but I think that code had more chips compatible with Team Colonel souls than Team Protoman so that might be why you avoided them. +--- 634922639 +>>634921957 +>Airhocs came in S +but drilarm1s didn't +>but I think that code had more chips compatible with Team Colonel souls than Team Protoman +but I played team kernel +--- 634922678 +>>634922639 +>but drilarm1s didn't +Drillarms 2 did, but then Drillarms 3 didn't but Drillarms 2 were good enough. +--- 634922728 +>>634922678 +drilarm2s were quite late unless you savescummed the gacha diff --git a/v/634901223.txt b/v/634901223.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ac1052f2555b1b0bbece8825b28cceded18e54d8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634901223.txt @@ -0,0 +1,548 @@ +----- +--- 634901223 +The latest update ruined everything +--- 634901253 +no one cares, boomer, go play dota 1 on garena and shut up +--- 634901509 +>>634901253 +I'm not a slav +--- 634901537 +>>634901223 (OP) +>has better girls than lol save for soraka +>almost no porn +>the smut we have always uses the same and most boring heroes, such as cm, lina, wr, marci, luna +--- 634902220 +>>634901223 (OP) +No one gives a fuck about this trash game. +--- 634902313 +>>634901537 +WW best girl +--- 634903605 +Does it still take 20 minutes to find and start a game, does the actual game still take 50+ minutes, and do turd worlders still ragequit and is there still no surrender function? +If any of these are still true I won't play. LoL has on average games that take 20 minutes. What part of quick and short games do dotards not understand? +--- 634903676 +>>634901223 (OP) +its good +--- 634903681 +>>634903605 +You can play turbo games, matches are 20-30 min long at most. Very entertaining +--- 634903916 +>>634903676 +Wrong +--- 634903945 +>>634903916 +You are probably archon or below +--- 634903973 +>>634901223 (OP) +The update is great. +--- 634904002 +>>634903945 +So you're a legend then, lmao +--- 634904063 +>>634903973 +Why +--- 634904130 +*gets destroyed in this patch* +--- 634904146 +I like it +--- 634904147 +>>634903681 +I don't want a dilluted version of the main game. Either everyone plays the same thing or not. Holy shit are there different versions of the same game now splitting up the playerbase? +--- 634904207 +>>634901537 +>has better girls than lol save for soraka +What the fuck are you smoking +--- 634904303 +>>634904207 +Dark Willow mogs all of league +--- 634904308 +>>634904147 +turbo is just easy mode, which has been a thing for like 18 years, anon +--- 634904460 +>>634904308 +Actually let him stick to lol. That loser attitude doesn't fit in outside turbo +--- 634904639 +>30% increase in peak players in one day +even if that drops back again, the game needed this. you have guardian players utilising mechanics that were pro player strats at TI5, the player powercreep needed to be quelled and adding new mechanics is the most interesting way to do that. +--- 634904674 +>>634901223 (OP) +No, it doesn’t. Just learn to adapt your gameplay. +--- 634904747 +>>634901223 (OP) +One of the best updates in dota's history. Ice Frog finally did something new with the game, instead of just moving a couple of creep spawns and observer towers around and adding CM 1 armour. +All boomers should neck themselves and delete the game (the order doesn't matter) +--- 634904879 +>>634904639 +this is the most deranged thing I have ever read and I know several people who experience actual psychosis +--- 634905112 +>>634901223 (OP) +>The latest update ruined everything +its not all bad though +our boy (pic related) is currently uploading a 17 hour patch analysis video +--- 634905164 +>>634901537 +>almost no porn +--- 634905186 +>>634905112 +Isn't he a bit of a faggot? +--- 634905303 +>>634905186 +Purge? +nah he's based +the only cunt in the entire community who actually knows what he's talking about +pity he only makes Ability Draft and Patch Analysis videos now +i wish he'd go back and remake his old guide videos but his Valve paypig masters probably prevent him in his contract with them or something retarded +--- 634905396 +>the only cunt in the entire community who actually knows what he's talking about +>sub 4k +lol +lmao +--- 634905457 +>>634905396 +Since when is purge sub 4k? Hasn't he been divine/immortal since ranks came out? +--- 634905505 +>>634905303 +sup purge +--- 634905610 +>>634905303 +I just realized Enigma looks like dr Manhattan +--- 634905648 +>>634905396 +4k MMR nowadays was like 8k MMR a couple years ago +remember until the patch yesterday literally half of the playerbase was Guardian II or lower +--- 634905691 +>>634905396 +>no reply autist also plays dota +sup /eog/? +--- 634905762 +>>634905648 +Purge is dogshit at the game and only reached 5k+ by playing in NA. +t. Dotard with 8k mmr a couple years ago +--- 634905838 +>>634901537 +>what is fuTA porn +--- 634905848 +CHAIN LIGHTNING BROS WHERE WE AT +--- 634905881 +>>634905164 +Sauce? SauceNAO isn't giving me anything +--- 634905918 +>>634904460 +>loser attitude by not being willing to have 60 minutes of your life wasted in turd world hell +--- 634905978 +>>634905881 +The artist of that is carrying all of DotA's porn artscene for years now. You should be familiar with him already from coloring alone. +--- 634906070 +>>634905112 +Purge is a spineless autistic asshole. Pic is the only DotA player I actually watch despite him being a swede. +--- 634906087 +>>634906070 +more like admiral bullfrog +--- 634906128 +>>634906070 +I agree but I stopped watching him after he stopped playing solo queue. +--- 634906139 +>>634906087 +>>634906128 +Being banned from Reddit will do that to you. +--- 634906184 +>>634901537 +consider the following +--- 634906307 +Patch is overwhelming but based. Get filtered and get out of my game. +--- 634906545 +>>634906307 +Well, people did ask for IceFrog to come back. So he came back with the most batshit insane thing he's usually known for. +--- 634906947 +>>634905848 +You do know that this is a massive fucking nerf right? He basically just doesn't scale anymore. +--- 634907073 +>>634904147 +>Either everyone plays the same thing or not. Holy shit are there different versions of the same game now splitting up the playerbase? +said the mongoloid when rankeds and normals have been a thing since forever +--- 634907203 +I haven't played since 7.00 +What the fuck is going on. +--- 634907226 +>Universal +Frog went senile +--- 634907464 +>>634907203 +Map is now 40% bigger +Neutral items are not so random anymore +Besides STR, AGI and INT heroes we now have "universal" heroes that benefit from anything +There are a lot of changes but you should check them out +--- 634907590 +So whats the most controversial change? +--- 634907616 +>>634907590 +BKB nerf +--- 634907740 +>>634906070 +complete trash +--- 634907749 +>>634907590 +The stupid map obviously +--- 634907780 +7.00 was 7 years ago thoughever +--- 634907831 +>>634905881 +It's sorapoi, I think he posts on here sometimes too, dude is a GOAT artists +--- 634908042 +>>634901223 (OP) +Sooo... time to go back? +--- 634908054 +>>634907740 +No nonsensical replies ITT please. +--- 634908117 +>>634908042 +Yup. If you've also been following the lore, the two ancients are dying because in the cinematic a draw has finally been made during the War of the Ancients. DotA is nearing its end, story-wise. +--- 634908179 +>>634907590 +Pointless map changes and more league bleed over: +Nyx lost his mana burn +BKB doesn't give magic immunity anymore +All disables made shorter +Dusa's mana bar is always visible to enemies without having to click on her +--- 634908247 +I think they actually did fix the MMR also, becuase I've been hardstuck at 1k mmr for al ong time because it's always had that stupid forced 50/50 shit, and I haven't lost a game since and I'm pretty sure I'm crusader/archon right now +--- 634908351 +>>634908042 +Nah the game may have changed but the players are still the same. Still the same shitter peruANOs or the shitter gopniks aka european mexicans +--- 634908496 +>>634908247 +Yes, there has been a change to the matchmaking algorithm. They're using an updated version of Glicko instead of ELO now. I believe CSGO and TF2 also use this. +--- 634908589 +>>634908179 +this needs context before people start shrieking this over and over. + +>Pointless map changes +The game is different now, and its a huge change, give it a few weeks for people to adapt. + +>Nyx lost his mana burn +And gained a finisher, also dagon now gives spell vamp. He is even more spikey now. +>BKB doesn't give magic immunity anymore +It gives status immunity and 50% magic resist and completely negates pure damage. Its a nerf for sure but it was the only MUST get item in the game before that. +>All disables made shorter +By like...0.5 seconds +>Dusa's mana bar is always visible to enemies without having to click on her +Dusa now doesn't have a health bar. Her mana bar IS her hp. Its bonkers. +--- 634908742 +>>634908589 +>Dusa now doesn't have a health bar. Her mana bar IS her hp. Its bonkers. +>Axe in you are path +--- 634908782 +>>634906070 +are you twelve? +--- 634908817 +I remember playing on a friend's account a few years ago and I was appalled at how clowny everything's become after 7.00. +Every ability felt over the top with those skill upgrades instead of just being strong by itself in 6.X. +At that point I even though LeL was less ridiculous, and I imagine it's even worse now. +--- 634908865 +Remove BKB +--- 634908886 +>riki/pl/naga 60% winrate +This patch is going to be fucking cancer +--- 634908939 +Just gave dota 2 a try after quitting in 2014. Or was it 2015. Can't remember. Anyway THERE'S STILL NO FUCKING WAY TO SURRENDER. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? 10 YEARS LATER NO FUCKING WAY TO NOT SURRENDER +--- 634909018 +>>634908742 +Yeah legit thats a problem. I haven't labbed it to be sure but I think he is just a straight counter to her. + +>>634908939 +Here is a way for YOU to surrender. +--- 634909139 +>>634908782 +No. +--- 634909171 +>>634908939 +so noobs gonna spam it on after FB in ranked? +sure. +--- 634909183 +>>634901537 +>>634902313 +>>634904303 +>>634905164 +>>634906184 +Marci is better +https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7295697 +--- 634909213 +Since imgur is shutting down I searched my bookmarks for imgur albums and this dota album was one of them: +https://imgur.com/a/VK1YD +--- 634909307 +>>634903605 +it takes 10 seconds to find a match and surrender is for subhuman babies, just abandon and go to low priority so the rest of us humans don't have to deal with you +--- 634909338 +>>634909213 +QRD on imgur shutting down? +--- 634909509 +>>634909338 +NSFW content officially banned. +the puritans got to them +--- 634909591 +>>634909338 +Sorry, I just woke up and what I meant to say was relating to their terms of service change +> We will be focused on removing old, unused, and inactive content that is not tied to a user account from our platform +--- 634909624 +>>634904147 +>I don't want a dilluted version of the main game. + +I used to feel exactly the same way and stayed away from Turbo because of that, but eventually now it's the only way I play. +--- 634910474 +>>634905396 +>MMR measures understanding of the game +You were lied to +--- 634910678 +>>634908179 +>Nyx lost his mana burn +--- 634911007 +>>634903605 +>20 minutes to find a game +but enough about league of fakenumbers deadgame +seriously, around master+ the queues take fucking years in league, what gives? I can get queues in 1-2 mins at 9k mmr in dota 2 +--- 634911151 +The universal hero stat category is fucking retarded. They took a bunch of heroes that were reliant on their stats to be tanky and took all their stats away so that they don't have too much right click damage early. Lone Druid, Clock, etc are cucked as fuck. +--- 634911250 +>>634904879 +dota players are mentally ill +and thats a good thing +--- 634911324 +>>634904147 +>I don't want a dilluted version of the main game. Either everyone plays the same thing or not. +-APEMSO +--- 634911427 +>>634905762 +>tfw peaked at 5350, got on one loss streak uninstalled and played hots with my friends ever since +im going to finally reinstall. hows my boy nyx doing nowadays? +--- 634911513 +>>634909183 +I don't know what spurred me into checking out the comments but holy fuck those people are extremely autistic +--- 634911926 +even before this patch Dota2 felt like a game with the steepest learning curve in vidya and this adds more shit +--- 634912029 +>>634911427 +Reconsider +--- 634912036 +>>634911926 +The idea is to make the game so complex that learning to play is impossible and everyone is equally bad +--- 634912063 +>>634906947 +Static field is now part of arc lightning +--- 634912225 +https://steamcharts.com/app/570 +--- 634912276 +>>634911427 +He seems pretty strong thought the loss of manaburn means you can't drain enemy heroes dry early on +--- 634912397 +>>634901223 (OP) +nah this update is really good icefrog does it again its going to filter people like 7.00 +--- 634912670 +>>634909183 +Futuretist is fucking great, but holy shit he needs to do cumshots or full-animations. +--- 634913406 +>>634909591 +Damn, that was almost great news. Absolutely the worst site I've seen on the modern internet. +--- 634913723 +>new map is bigger +>less wards to buy +>wards on longer respawn time +>new map ward things are fukken useless +>meta is just nukers 5v5ing +>no reason to farm +>no realistic way to defend objectives +>every game is a 40-10 stomp now +fuck this shit man +--- 634913791 +>>634901537 +Seethe and cope +Dumb coomer +--- 634913956 +>>634901223 (OP) +--- 634913992 +Am I supposed to roam as a 5 from the first minute now? Or do I still babysit? +--- 634914120 +>>634905112 +>Our boy +Fuck off with this eceleb faggot +You too a faggot for watching streamers and shit +Faggot +--- 634914526 +>>634908817 +didnt read why would i care what some fag that hasnt touched the game in +5 years thinks? upgrade your amiga already pajeet and download the latest patch +--- 634914537 +>>634913992 +I don't even know. +--- 634914592 +>>634913992 +looking like babysit hard until your bro gets lv6 then go on adventures using the teleport gates +--- 634914707 +Is PL not kind of ridiculous now? I feel like Slark is hogging the limelight, lots of diffu users have been overbuffed +--- 634914817 +this seems like a good time to jump. haven't played Dota since Allstars, enjoy having my sub 80 IQ ass on your team +--- 634915010 +>>634914817 +Icefrog's mission in life in to balance the game such that everyone who plays effectively has 80 iq. You'll be in good company. +--- 634915107 +>>634903681 +No they fucking aren't. Most turbo matches go fon for 40 minutes +--- 634915147 +>>634901537 +I made a reddit account back in the day to follow the dota 2 porn subreddit +--- 634915254 +I kind of wish they didn't put the teleporter in so that Rosh would have to run down the river all the way to the opposite side every time the time of day changed +--- 634915336 +>>634913723 +>less wards to buy & longer respawn time +I got the opposite feeling, shit feels like it's restocking more often +And boy did you hit the nail on the head with the stomp thing, I have a hard time adapting to this patch but I played like 3 games so far +--- 634915650 +>>634904147 +>I don't want a dilluted version of the main game +Yet you play League? Doesn't check out, anon... +--- 634915945 +is primal beast fun/good, I haven't payed attention to dota in years but he looks like you get to play as tigrex from mh +--- 634916024 +>>634915945 +yes +--- 634916123 +>>634915945 +he's fun +I just locked him in I'll let you know if I think he's good (if I win or not) +--- 634916172 +Only played 1 game, Natures Prophet has been totally destroyed. Batrider looks to have got a lot of buffs on paper, but I think the build might be different now. +--- 634916296 +>>634916172 +>Natures Prophet has been totally destroyed +Good, fuck furion +--- 634917023 +>>634916172 +What did NP do to deserve this? He isn't a hero anymore +--- 634917272 +>>634906070 +Mason is the ONLY good Dota streamer. +--- 634917313 +>>634917272 +blessed masao poster +--- 634917486 +>>634917272 +>Ephey? +>PTOOH! +--- 634917513 +>>634901223 (OP) +>The latest update ruined everything +Let me guess, Tinker spammer? +--- 634917525 +nyx is so good right now but what do you do? rush veil? rush dagon? +--- 634917638 +>>634906070 +NIggerlover basedboy, no more jokes, everything fun will get immediately banned, nothing but disgust and cringe watching this limp, recently unfollowed this newly brainwashed empty shell of a human like 90% of twitch. +--- 634917815 +>>634917638 +He's a swede. You have to take that into account. +--- 634917823 +>>634917638 +Ignoring the list off buzzwords here, the biggest thing I noticed is that he doesn't really laugh anymore. Going back and watching old VODs makes the contrast to stark. He doesn't seem to be having fun anymore. +--- 634917839 +>>634901537 +>almost no porn +sorapoi on the boorus +--- 634917921 +>>634914707 +yeah PL goes invisible when using one of his abilities, so cunt is very slippery +his winrate went up 11% in one day +--- 634918048 +>>634915336 +they literally reduced the ward stock to 8 instead of 10, and increased restock time from 70sec to 80sec, means its harder/impossible to deward +40% larger map means that the few observers you get cover less of the map, the jungle being reshuffled around means you cant place wards in the 1 or 2 good spots that show the entire jungle. + +game is so fucking hard as a support now, ive taken to just playing treant and rushing aghs at this point because any other support you basically cant get vision up now +--- 634918569 +>>634905648 +So my old 6k are now equal to 2k? I stopped playing around 2018. +--- 634918580 +>>634918048 +BH is amazing on this map might be the most underrated hero right now +--- 634918670 +>>634917815 +>>634917823 +Everyone is depressed these days including me. Best you can get is a fake positive guy like Cohh which reeks of formality for anyone keen enough to notice. Trash times, consisting out of angry zealots and cowardly snitches, too bad when this change in 30 years i will be no longer young enough to care. +--- 634918695 +>>634901537 +Commision some then. +--- 634918882 +>>634903605 +what dead ass retard region are u in that it takes 20min to find a game? +are u playing in like south africa or something? japan has shit queues too I hear +--- 634919127 +The fact that a kill gives over 600 gold at minute 5 has utterly destroyed the game. All games are one sided stomps now with whoever manages to get more kills in lane. Very difficult to come back on the larger map with the piss poor xp and gold that creeps give now. +Tusk, Tiny, Clockwerk should be great but due to the larger map, ganking is tougher too. The update is very disconnected and it seems like they have two or three teams come up with “big ideas” then another tried to glue it all together. +Also wtf is up with Sand Kings aghs scepter? Its broken as fuck +--- 634919139 +only vatnigger subhumans still play it so who cares. Dota will die with vatniggeristan getting genocided by based ukranian nazis +--- 634919982 +>>634917839 +best fairy +--- 634920054 +>>634919139 +How do you feel what ukranians are just mongoloid mud blooded version of Russians? Untermenshen nazis (led by jews known to consider ukranians as lowest cattle) doesn't worth shit if doesn't have implicit value on its own. +--- 634920071 +>>634901223 (OP) +Haven't played a game on the new patch yet. +What awaits me? +--- 634920121 +>>634920054 +mentally ill +--- 634920465 +>>634920071 +good times, it's a great update. +--- 634920516 +>>634919127 +Some games have been stomps since the release of the game back in 2012. It's nothing new. +--- 634920629 +>>634920054 +ESL detected, did you get your Lada yet or is pops still shivering away in the trench? Don’t worry, at least he isn’t beating your mom anymore, I heard her new boyfriend only beats the kids. +--- 634920717 +I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO I HATE ZOO + +new patch when +--- 634920729 +Leaguechads keep on winning +--- 634920797 +>>634901223 (OP) +I've been saying that since 7.00. Tried a few times since, each update is somehow even worse than the last one. In a better world I could just play the old game that I liked, but nowadays you're just force to update and accept every change they make. Well I won't so fuck them. Give me "Dota 2 classic" or fuck off +--- 634921326 +>>634920629 +Unlike cattle ukranians i will never be drafted against my will, i will never be in danger of a drone strike and i will never die from a technically superior enemy who decides when its my time to die. Hearing from a destroyed country with no water or electricity with twenty times more dead soldiers than Russians as a some sort of effortlessly winning side is THE biggest bizarre cope i have ever seen. +--- 634921996 +>>634910678 +got moved to vendetta +Vendetta +Now removes 50% of the target's max mana on hit +--- 634922007 +>>634908939 +You just abandon you retard. +You can abandon occasionally without any harsh punishment. Like a couple of times a fortnight or so depending how many games you play. +You sound like a weak little bitch though so you'd probably abandon your way to low prio within a week. +Stop being such a baby and fight to the end. Comebacks are actually possible. +--- 634922192 +my fucking hard carry ganked my offlane, diving the enemy t1 and killed the enemy hard carry +KINO patch +--- 634922353 +I will not reinstall. +--- 634922390 +>>634906070 +>Watching Bulldog after he got cucked +Before he was really entertaining to watch. after he got cucked he's just insufferable. +--- 634922464 +Techies is more op than ever btw +--- 634922543 +There's I never understood about DOTA that's obvious in League. Who the fuck goes where in the beginning of a match? +--- 634922628 +>>634901223 (OP) +Dota hasn't existed in a non-ruined form since TI 3, just let it die already +--- 634922724 +>>634920797 +Can't you play pre 7.0 via custom matches? +--- 634922729 +>>634920797 +just play wc3 dota. i think the last icefrog patch for that game was around the time when centaur's ult got changed to walk through walls diff --git a/v/634901853.txt b/v/634901853.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4004e107911b561613973a0db7e420a5c004ee82 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634901853.txt @@ -0,0 +1,218 @@ +----- +--- 634901853 +Any tips on beating this game's challenges and higher difficulties? The wiki/guides seem a bit inconsistent as to what stats actually do (outside make weapons using that stat require less time to use). +--- 634902410 +You have attracted the attention of something truly evil +--- 634902619 +>>634902410 +That think has raped me each time. I'm sure I could beat it down with a nearly max Doom Miku or Aiko at a high level but the planets never aligned. +--- 634902647 +why is she like this +--- 634902730 +Finished never ever +--- 634903284 +>>634902730 +Is itn't it in version 0.9.9.9 or something? +--- 634903629 +I keep coming back to this game, but forgetting what I decided should be the standard rules setup. +--- 634903784 +>>634901853 (OP) +I love this game but I swear to god it's 99% RNG. You'd have a better chance of planning out an XCOM Long War Campaign than this shit. Good luck, honestly. +--- 634903816 +Fake japanese game made by some polish guy +--- 634904036 +Any point of the rooftop girl? I cant get a telescope anywhere or I have to set up one while playing with discount Remina as the Old God of the run? +--- 634904042 +>>634902730 +It's coming out next summer. + +>>634903784 +That's kind of the point, but there's things you can do to make a more successful run like going to the shops first thing and getting a weapon and if you have a chance to get to the Otherworld hope that it's the Bleeding Desert so you can go into the temple and hopefully get the katana. +--- 634904116 +What's your palette /v/? +--- 634904179 +>>634902647 +Is she a new character? Sounds like an interesting gimmick. I haven't played in like two years since the first great hiatus ended and then they fucked off for another year +--- 634904484 +>>634904116 +Blood Dawn +>>634902647 +I've gotten closer beating that challenge than the no cigs or Miku with a disabled Mayhem challenge. +>>634902730 +Semantics I've gotten my 15 USD worth time and time again. Although I did wish they implemented a back button when starting any option in a new game so I don't have to rush through starting it only to exit fail to get back to the menu (since I keep picking the wrong campaign). +--- 634905593 +MꚚrtis +--- 634905779 +>>634901853 (OP) +The higher difficulties are blatantly unbalanced and untested. +If I recall correctly, someone on the steam forums crunched the math once, and determined that about 1 in 26,000 runs on the hardest difficulty could actually be completed if you picked all the perfect options. This is basically just a function of how doom and healing works, in conjunction with how many random rolls there are for mandatory damage. +--- 634905847 +>>634904179 +Expansion of an old character. +--- 634907034 +I wish equippables besides weapons had more impact, I always seem to stick with Compass/Flashlight +--- 634908828 +easiest strat is to always pick the tobmoy, get all her perks and slash shit open with steak knives / katana while pumping everything into dex +This shit makes most runs trivial even on harder difficulties +--- 634908905 +did they ever make a PER based weapon? +--- 634909305 +>>634901853 (OP) +just dont play this shitty tranny game to begin with +--- 634909414 +>>634901853 (OP) +play this shitty game +--- 634909426 +>>634901853 (OP) +Tell me about World of Horror and why I should play it. +--- 634909506 +>>634905593 +Faith chapter 4 when? +--- 634909594 +>>634901853 (OP) +The game even on Harbinger isn't that difficult. You just have to memorize most events as you keep playing. Heavy Duty Flashlight is our friend if you have the light source event in the Lighthouse. First thing when you start a new run is to check the Lighthouse btw. GEt a weapon early (get money from the Witches Tree). If your Doom gets too high go to the Monument. That's basically it. +--- 634909643 +>>634909426 +it's basically single player arkham horror set in junji ito japan, it's ok but it's made solely by a polish dentist that puts out maybe a single update a year +--- 634909683 +>>634909426 +arkham horror+old school 1-bit computer game aesthetic +love letter toJunji Ito +--- 634909748 +>>634904116 +I like Jaguar. + +>>634909426 +Best strategy roguelike hybrid. It's the best because a run is around 20 minutes, even on the hardest difficulty. A lot of variety which leads to always wanting to do another run on some terrible starting RNG and seeing if you can win regardless. +Great aesthetic between the Jap Horror and Wizardry UI. +--- 634909931 +for me its playing as yakuza chad +--- 634909954 +>>634901853 (OP) +>haven't played the game in over a year +what's new and is it finished ? +--- 634910215 +Glad this guy is bumping, I am surprised dev updated game already, usually he does it once a year +--- 634910330 +>>634902730 +People keep saying this but what do they actually want that isn't already in the game? +What features are left to add that the dev has said he would add at some point? +--- 634910390 +What the fuck is the deal with the spam on this board these days? Random bots? +--- 634910475 +>>634909954 +not finished +>NEW STUFF: +The stars are right above SHIOKAWA and the terrible KTU-RUFU is awakening once more, its boundless reveries sow turmoil and insanity. +Learn the dark secret behind MIMI’S LITTLE PROJECT, a new CHALLENGE +Unlock new items, allies and spells locked behind eight new achievements +ILLEGAL DEN has expanded its operation, allowing the desperate enough characters to hire new followers. But can you trust them with your life and the future of SHIOKAWA? +POLICE STATION is now actively fighting the illegal den and corruption, allowing th e characters to request police patrols that decrease the THREAT level of patrolled locations. +ROOFTOP GIRL has started whispering to herself +--- 634910819 +>>634903284 +>>634904042 +It seems to me more like he's just saying it's done instead of actually finishing it. The game still has tons of bugs and unfinished features, as much as I love it. +--- 634910870 +>>634904036 +Anyone? +--- 634910883 +>>634905779 +>determined that about 1 in 26,000 runs on the hardest difficulty could actually be completed if you picked all the perfect options +>omg someone did the heckin' math!!! +Nah, the hardest difficulty is pretty bad but it is nowhere near 1/26,000 hard. I win more than that. +--- 634910969 +>>634910475 +>ROOFTOP GIRL has started whispering to herself +always wonder what was up with her, sadly I bet we wait 2 more years to find out despite the game being on 9.9.9.8 +--- 634911001 +>>634909643 +>by a polish dentist +>dentist +Is he really a dentist? That's the first time I've heard a dentist being involved in a computer project +--- 634911052 +>>634910973 +mad +is there any new characters after the priest? I found him hard to play +--- 634911062 +>>634910330 +>What features are left to add that the dev has said he would add at some point? +The forest tapes still don't do anything. In fact, it literally doesn't matter what ending you get in that mystery. +--- 634911219 +>>634911052 +yeah 3 +a witch +an ex-cult member +some chick getting stalked by something +--- 634911517 +>>634902730 +They literally have a hard release to get their shit together thanks to approving it for the switch, retard lmao +No amount of black mold in that polish fucks walls will stop it +--- 634911585 +>>634901853 (OP) +I liked the game a great deal, but remember it being really primitive mechanics-wise. You just put everything in one attribute and completely destroy any threat with a weapon for that attribute. Zero nuance. +--- 634911613 +>>634911219 +oh cool best part of the game was unlocking new people, atleast I learned this new info, funny enough the thread would have died earlier without this guy bumping +--- 634911656 +>>634911062 +Some of the mysteries feel like they're still sort of bugged like the village where you're given a bunch of different options and only one is supposed to progress the story, but they all do. +--- 634912228 +>>634910870 +No I don't believe they do anything yet but I am not 100% sure +--- 634913001 +Who's your go-to lads? +For me it's the swimmer, but the idol just became insanely OP. +>Start with 1 follower +>Recruit 1 or 2 more from the school +>Recruit 2 more from the illegal den +>Look for perk that gives combat speed per ally from history club or level up +--- 634913139 +>>634911585 + +*gets fucked by stat check events* +--- 634913190 +>>634913001 +Yakuza guy because he makes me feel COOL +--- 634913619 +KTU-RUFU is fucking hard, you get so much doom with just a couple of failed events. +--- 634913859 +>>634913001 +>gun girl +>scum history club for gun fu perk and glass eyes +>club everybody to death with my shotgun, clean out bosses by shooting them +--- 634914663 +>>634913001 +I like playing the girl who gets better when your Doom gets higher. It is basically a safety-net in case my run goes bad that I start getting better. Plus it lets me fuck off in the early game without much worry. Using the backstory that has the cult chasing you while you get more DOOM reduction after finishing mysteries. +--- 634914742 +>>634913001 +Mimi because she makes my PP hard. Stabbing on enemies with a scalpel a billion times in one a turn is pretty fun too. +--- 634914980 +Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Ithotu? +--- 634915184 +>>634913619 +>notice myself staring at the prints +>immediately look if it's a .gif or not +heh... +--- 634915258 +>>634914980 +Yes, get toastin' +--- 634915261 +mfw get katana +--- 634915452 +>>634915261 +For me it's the chainsaw +>cut that horny faceless stalking bitch in half in one turn +--- 634917490 +bump +--- 634918310 +was hoping the mod scene would explode with this due to the support added, but sadly every mod ive seen aint that good +--- 634919578 +>>634918310 +same. give it time maybe it will blow up with the full release +--- 634920679 +>>634909506 +hopefully only after i finish thoroughly laundering my shitting pants +--- 634922563 +Fucking finally. +--- 634922689 +Where can I get an insane nurse GF, bros? diff --git a/v/634902083.txt b/v/634902083.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1c01887beca3ba34303e9eb4e78fa1740fc76ff8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634902083.txt @@ -0,0 +1,292 @@ +----- +--- 634902083 +>ruins steam forums +--- 634902157 +Stop being racist +--- 634902245 +>>634902083 (OP) +Free steam points +--- 634902281 +ez points +still no need to buy games +better luck next time gabe +--- 634902339 +>>634902083 (OP) +I give one of these to everyone who dominates me in TF2 +--- 634902349 +That's literally /v/ culture. Steam forums are one of the few places to enjoy 4chan atmosphere outside of 4chan. +--- 634902362 +>>634902083 (OP) +Heh, i see you tried to criticize my favorite game, tough luck buddy. +--- 634902378 +>set up alt account +>post hot takes +>get clowns +>transfer points to main account +>free money via steam level +:) +--- 634902403 +>>634902349 +umm are you forgetting twitch sister? +--- 634902475 +>>634902083 (OP) +giving people a visible downvote you have to pay for is pretty genius on VALVe's part so they can continue to put up the facade they still "make games" while lining their pockets with sales from retarded 'eck normies +--- 634902505 +>>634902403 +Twitch bans you if you even hint at being a nazi. Steam forums don't. +--- 634902546 +>>634902083 (OP) +>get called a faggot/tranny/redditor on /v/ and barely blink +>clown emoji on steam and freak out + +Why are people like this? +--- 634902572 +>another cope thread +--- 634902580 +>>634902546 +because you literally cannot stop touching yourself at night. +--- 634902597 +>>634902083 (OP) +I love it when people give me these. It means I made them laugh, and I consider myself a pretty funny guy. +--- 634902637 +>>634902546 +Wrong image. Meant to post this. +--- 634902753 +>>634902378 +things that never happen +--- 634902831 +>>634902753 +I mean it's not an instant thing but I went from level ~20 to level 50 and I get at least one booster pack a week now, pretty easy way to cover the price of taxes on steam nowadays. +--- 634902991 +>>634902546 +GIWTWM +--- 634903256 +>>634902157 +Microsoft really knows how to farm clowns. +--- 634903309 +What did Ubisoft mean by this? +--- 634903350 +>>634902378 +do points give you steam level? +--- 634903391 +>>634903350 +points can be turned into badges, the badges give levels. They change the badge every 3~ months so you can get a whole new 50 badges. +--- 634903630 +>>634902083 (OP) +>Say clownshit +>Get clown on +What's wrong? +--- 634903693 +>>634903309 +CONTROLLER WORK FINE +YOU FAKE, YOU TROLL, YOU NOT PART OF COMMUNITY +MILLIONS LOVE OUR GAME +_____________ +^ RINE ENDS HERE +--- 634903729 +you cant ruin steam forums because every steam forum is full of unhelpful turd-world retards (and has been since the days of SPUF) +--- 634903760 +>>634902083 (OP) +>cums on you +--- 634903796 +How often are you gonna make this exact same thread op? +--- 634903864 +>>634902083 (OP) +--- 634903897 +qrd? i fucked off from steam years ago +--- 634904204 +>>634902083 (OP) +The jester is an achievement +A reminder that you BTFO'd some faggot so hard that instead of attempting to refute what you've said all he could do is use the jester emote. +--- 634904273 +>>634903897 +It's like the zoomer clown emoji. +>see hot take +>can't argue it because they're right +>react to a post with a Jester and pretend they won the argument +--- 634904339 +>>634902546 +me my wife and our future kid btw +--- 634904630 +*gives everyone in this thread a clown award* +--- 634904734 +>>634904273 +>t. someone who got buttblasted by a clown emoji +lol +--- 634904783 +>>634902157 +Why? + +news out-lits are racist, every other story is about black this or white that + +job applications are racist, or at least they ask you about your race in detail + +tickets have your race printed on them and so does your ID in the US + +why don't you shut the fuck up about race and i'll stop being racist +--- 634905130 +>mfw I made someone so angry they had to waste money just to show how angry they are +--- 634906387 +>>634903256 +>This topic has been locked +Lol +--- 634906549 +>>634905130 +waste money? people doing that have around 100k points from all the games they have bought for the past 10+ years. you have to actively try to use them all +--- 634906650 +>>634906387 +https://steamcommunity.com/app/976730/eventcomments/3768985348688678068/ +77 pages of them getting roasted, until someone at Valve closed the thread. +--- 634906676 +>>634903391 +>points can be turned into badges +really? i thought all they did was buy stuff for your steam profile +--- 634906710 +>>634906676 +points are faggy shit anyways. thats why everyone has so many because the stuff it buys doesnt matter in the slightest +--- 634906767 +>post shit take +>get the appropriate reaction +woooooooow +--- 634906870 +>>634902083 (OP) +>makes /v/edditors seethe +--- 634906892 +>>634905130 +Anon, I have like 30k points, and I don't even know how I got them. I rarely buy any video games, and have no idea what to spend my points on. lol +--- 634907021 +>>634902083 (OP) +IS THAT A DOWNVOTE SHAPED LIKE A CLOWN? + +AAAA I'M GOING INSANE +--- 634907218 +>>634907021 +more like +>is that a clown?hehe im trolling so good right now +--- 634907315 +>>634902546 +>furfag +>retarded +figures +--- 634907430 +>>634906650 +it's crazy how bold racists have gotten. +--- 634907434 +>>634906767 +>Give money to someone because you didn't like his opinion +I hate all the "debate me bro" people, but at least they only waste time arguing on bad faith when someone gets under their skin. +>>634906870 +Yassss sister +--- 634907528 +>>634904783 +>out-lits +Outlets, you ESL racist faggot. +--- 634907568 +>>634906767 +nigga like half the nuclear shit takes on steam are people doing it on purpose to jester farm for free money from retards who can't help themselves +--- 634907807 +Get rid of all the social media shit. That includes profiles and achievements. +--- 634907976 +>>634907807 +No. +--- 634908096 +>>634907528 +racism is a good thing, if you are afraid or racism you are just a little bitch who got whipped by their government and media into believing lies +--- 634908102 +>>634907434 +>points that are only usable in a profile cosmetics shop +>money +I'm glad they seethe about a clown picture and use a cosmetic shop as their cope. It's even better to leave one on their profile so they have to disable badges. +--- 634911745 +>>634907430 +>suddenly +--- 634911871 +>>634902083 (OP) +If you post some dumbass review on a game and turn off comments, I'm giving you the clown award. You can have the points. I have more than I know what to do with anyway. +--- 634911972 +>>634902546 +That was drawn by a woman right? +--- 634912097 +>>634902083 (OP) +No, giving tranny devs moderator privileges over their own forums is what ruined it +--- 634912212 +Qrd? I have no idea what this is and I'm on steam all the time +--- 634912836 +Why do you keep making this exact thread, you enormous faggot? +There wasn't enough meat on the topic to justify it the first time around. +--- 634912924 +>>634902580 +Classic. +--- 634913069 +>>634912836 +its a template thread made by an ai +--- 634915330 +>>634903630 +i wish clussy girls were an actual race of people: +>their entire skin is white +>the clown nose is natural +>their nipples and pussy lips have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips +>their skin probably taste funny +>imagine the taste of their breast milk +>grabbing their breasts/ass causes an honk noise +are there any game devs adding clown girls to their games? +--- 634915483 +Message boards/forums getting reactions like some retarded social media platform is the worst thing that ever happened. Likewise the ability to post images on a text board destroyed the intetnet +--- 634915686 +>>634915330 +How many clown girls exist in vidya besides these? +>Geiru Tonaido +>Lola Pop +>Harle +>Clownpiece +--- 634915741 +>>634902083 (OP) +just don't say clown shit +--- 634915949 +>>634915686 +>>634915330 +Someone's Oddworld rip off from /agdg/ had a pink clown girl +--- 634916261 +Post points +--- 634916674 +>>634916261 +how the fuck do you even get points and why do I have so many? +--- 634916997 +>>634902083 (OP) +But the forums already were shit? +--- 634918297 +>>634915949 +nortubel? +--- 634918759 +>>634918297 +>>634915949 +Old /agdg/ gif i found. +--- 634919890 +>>634915483 +Steam reviews already had unfunny meme reviews years ago +--- 634920220 +>>634919890 +I hate how that shit has taken over the guides too. +--- 634920473 +>>634916674 +You earn 100 points for every dollar spent when purchasing games. +--- 634920630 +>>634906549 +>whale +>>634906892 +>roastiefag +Steam leaves W7 for this? So much for the civilized first worlders. +--- 634920780 +>>634903391 +how much would you have to grind to get those seasonal badges? I'm pretty sure buying the lvl 40 one used all points I got from buying the deck +--- 634921037 +>>634907434 +>standup comedian has shit jokes +>people give him free spaghetti sauce +--- 634921480 +>>634902083 (OP) +I talk shit, they pay me +Absolute win in my books +--- 634921757 +>>634902349 +Don't lie to me about this. I'll leave here in less than a second. diff --git a/v/634903019.txt b/v/634903019.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9928a153207f54e5a47055ddea52fe118de0ea11 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634903019.txt @@ -0,0 +1,442 @@ +----- +--- 634903019 +NEW GAMEPLAY LEAKS +NEW TRAILER NEXT WEEK + +FROMBROS, ACCHADS GET THE FUCK IN HERE!!! +--- 634903430 +>>634903019 (OP) +>Elden Ring devs’ +urghhhhhhhhhhhh +--- 634904671 +>another cg trailer +We just can’t stop winning acbros +--- 634904847 +>>634903019 (OP) +>still no gameplay +don't care. +--- 634904913 +>>634903019 (OP) +kek this shit will flop hard +--- 634905562 +OOOOOOOOOOOOH ARMORED CORE +--- 634906073 +>>634903019 (OP) +What’s the actual source say? Or is it just more blatant clickbait +--- 634906872 +i guess staying quite and hoping for redditors to viral market their shit isnt working this time, theyre gonna have to show shit +--- 634906961 +We all know that it will be a Mecha Tarkov +--- 634907104 +>>634903019 (OP) +Source or I'm not getting hyped. +--- 634907206 +>>634903019 (OP) +The only Armored Core I ever owned and played was 3 I think. Was PS2 right? I really want to play this if it's good, man. I haven't played a mecha game in ages. +--- 634907303 +>>634906872 +No one cares about mecha, let alone Armored Core. This is being sent to die as an internal pet project that they have no hope in making big waves or numbers. + +Kinda like that microsoft game people were talking about today. +--- 634907421 +>>634903019 (OP) +Please stop releasing games. I won't be able to beat the previous games in the series in time. +--- 634907663 +Good thing they are doing their own stuff rather chasing hype train, even though only 2 people played armoured core they are making it and not another souls like +--- 634907671 +Is VD worth getting into for multiplayer? +--- 634907861 +>>634907671 +Back when it released, sure. Now? It's completely dead. Don't waste your time and just wait when it's emulatable. +--- 634908152 +does anyone actually care about the mech genre anymore? +--- 634908379 +Cant wait for the laughs to see Armored Core turned into Armored Souls +Miyazaki is too much of a one trick pony at this point +--- 634908619 +>>634903019 (OP) +armored core 6. is fake. +--- 634908657 +>>634908152 +its pronounced "metch" +--- 634908746 +>>634903019 (OP) +not buying this, there's no source and the picture is from AC3. +--- 634908810 +>>634903019 (OP) +>could +>soon +>is supposedly +>could be +Fuck off +--- 634908890 +>>634903019 (OP) +>Elden Ring devs +Dark Souls and its consequences have been a disaster for gaming +--- 634909240 +Source is chinese leaker who teased silent hill 2 before reveal, some other game reveals, god of war ng+ mode coming soon and other trailers dropping soon. Gematsu say he has very good track record +https://bbs.a9vg.com/thread-8907614-1-1.html +--- 634909306 +>>634908379 +Miyazaki only worked on concept, its being directed by another guy. Its retards like you who keep pushing souls everywhere. Have you even played old ac? 1v1 battles were like souls back then +--- 634909379 +>>634903430 +Why are you pooping yourself this badly? It's pretty standard for journoniggers to use the developer's latest game. +--- 634909453 +>>634903019 (OP) +Is this set for Summer release or later? I am fairly excited to see how they can pull this off... +--- 634913120 +>>634908657 +kek +--- 634913209 +>>634909306 +>Have you even played old ac? +Why would anyone want to? They're trash. +--- 634913260 +>>634903019 (OP) +I fucking hate mecha with a passion +--- 634913458 +>>634904847 +>release 23 identical games in a row +>"HMM I WONDER WHAT #24 IS GOING TO BE LIKE" +>"BETTER WAIT FOR THE TRAILER :^)" +--- 634913530 +>>634913260 +Why? +--- 634913556 +>>634913530 +Because it’s garbage +--- 634913693 +>>634913458 +tfw the company newly anointed as the hero skipped to being the villain before they were ever the hero +--- 634913764 +>>634913693 +People complain about yearly releases for CoD and Pokemon but From Software literally put out SEVEN Armored Core titles in the span of one year, all sold at full retail MSRP. It's fucking insane. +--- 634913829 +that's what they should call this game +>Elden Ring presents Armored Core ~~6~~ +--- 634914124 +>>634907303 +>This is being sent to die as an internal pet project that they have no hope in making big waves or numbers. +Sounds like Demon's Souls, I can't wait +--- 634914127 +>>634909379 +l don’t want normalfaggots touching armoured core, quite simply. +--- 634915118 +>>634904847 +>he needs gameplay +Just trust the fucking plan bro. +--- 634915194 +>>634903019 (OP) +I'M A THINKER +I COULD BREAK IT DOWN +I'M A SHOOTER +A DRASTIC BABY +--- 634915370 +why does this thread have so many trannies seething at AC? +--- 634915515 +>>634915370 +Legitimately convinced it's just ACfag assblasted AC6 is made by the elden ring devs and miyazaki has his hands on this. +--- 634915519 +>>634904913 +GOOD, that means it'll be a good video game +--- 634915564 +ZANZIRAVEN I KNEEL +--- 634915571 +>>634915370 +soulsbabs can't into anything other than souls +--- 634915585 +Some EXCELLENT links in this thread, really loving it +--- 634915662 +>>634904913 +this but Zelda after it gets deleted by AC +--- 634915762 +Hope there is a praise the sun tribute/mention soulsbros eating good again +--- 634916030 +>>634903019 (OP) +>miyazaki not involved anymore +>mission based world +>no real story or connected world +>mecha +>combat is just shoot stuff with auto aim missles +Does anyone even care for this game? I know theres obsessed fanboys who just suck off anything made by a studio, but this game series just seems like shit. +--- 634916119 +>>634903019 (OP) +>could drop soon +maybe @ me when it actually drops +--- 634916231 +>>634915370 +There's these schizos in every AC thread that seethes about Dark Souls and this is just them trying to false flag. SMTfags do the same thing with Persona. It's why they all read the same. +--- 634916265 +>>634903019 (OP) +Will be my first AC game can't wait +--- 634916343 +>>634916030 +What's wrong with mecha? Also half the fun is fine tuning a perfect war machine and seeing it wreck everything. +--- 634916374 +>>634916030 +>I don't like the series +>now that the guy who made the games I didn't like left the series it must be a bad thing +?? +--- 634916643 +>>634916030 +I'm interested in seeing what they are going to do considering its been nearly ten fuckin year since the last game flopped. They must've learnt something new over that time. +--- 634916720 +>>634915515 +Why would I be assblasted? Elden Ring is a fairly competent game, and the devs couldn't do any worse than ACV or VD. + +Now, if it was being made by a company that only makes cinematic experiences, like Monolith Soft or Square Enix or Atlus, then I'd be worried. +--- 634916818 +>>634903019 (OP) +New Verdict Player here, +I just got the built-in sniper cannon arms (Vampire/Valiant) and I was wondering if people got much mileage out of it as the lack of bracing seems interesting if a good bunch harder to aim. Was thinking of strapping them to an L-Reverse Joint (Archibald's) for the high amount of mobility even if it leaves me pretty tight in terms of load. A chicken strapped to a railgun +--- 634916834 +>>634903019 (OP) +it will just be snoyslop garbage that /v/ will defend despite being movieshit +--- 634916865 +>>634916030 +I am a mecha-fag and so it's good news for me. Before this it was shovelware tier releases...which I still enjoy. +--- 634916952 +>>634907671 +Your best hope is finding an active community for it/Discord, you won't be finding matches in the wild +--- 634917027 +>>634916834 +--- 634917052 +>>634916030 +You are an outsider looking in who is assuming it is shit because not everyone has the same personality as you. A better question is why do you care? +--- 634917093 +>>634903019 (OP) +>elden ring devs +Why even included that in there? these are clearly different franchises. Is that supposed to peak the interest of souls fans? it's not a game they're going to enjoy. +--- 634917210 +>>634916030 +>combat is just shoot stuff with auto aim missles +Let's not talk like for 90% of the fanbase Souls isn't "Press R1 while locked on" +--- 634917231 +>>634917093 +because it WILL be souls like gameplay. +--- 634917260 +>>634917027 +if your game need cutscenes to be good then admit it's a shit game, it will be filled with even more snoy movieshit, the rot already started in last raven +--- 634917332 +All of AC games is a literally same games. +--- 634917430 +>>634917231 +They said they weren't taking from Souls, though. Most you're getting is a pseudoposture system +--- 634917462 +>>634903019 (OP) +NISPLOP OMG OMG +DESU SUGOI FUJIMA KODAI HONDA +--- 634917547 +>>634917231 +--- 634917561 +>>634917260 +>if your game need cutscenes to be good then admit it's a shit game, +Good thing Armored Core is not one of those series. Infact I'd gladly take out the story and cutscenes, since this would greatly improve the game by removing unnecessary filler. :) +--- 634917654 +>>634916030 +Have you tried any of them? I suggest picking AC3, it's easy to emulate. +--- 634917972 +>>634904847 +When has FROMcucks ever cared about gameplay? Just buy your nip schlock and bask in the unfunny memes. +--- 634918009 +>>634916720 +>a company that only makes cinematic experiences, like Monolith Soft +You have never played a MonolithSoft game. +--- 634918102 +Glad there are so many AC fans excited to play it for the first time. +--- 634918108 +>>634903019 (OP) +>new trailer for ELDEN RING's devs new game +>new mecha game brought to you by Fromsoft, the devs who made ELDEN RING + +I didn't read the article, but I bet it mentions Dark Souls as well. +>featuring Patches from the DARK SOULS series, did you know he's also in ELDEN RING?! +--- 634918386 +>>634918009 +You can't play a movie. +--- 634918706 +>>634917972 +>angry westcuck projecting +--- 634918731 +>>634918386 +You have never even seen a MonolithSoft game. +--- 634919041 +>>634918108 +>featuring the Moonlight Sword from the SOULSBORNE series +--- 634919105 +>>634918731 +lol +--- 634919253 +>>634919105 +Congratulations, you posted a 15-second long attack animation from a 200+ hour long game. +You are a bad person. Just a genuinely bad human being, on a fundamental level. I want you to remember that. +--- 634919314 +>>634919253 +>200 hours of 15 second long cinematic animations + +Geez, I'm glad Armored Core doesn't feel the need to pad itself to that extent. What a nightmare that would be. +--- 634919442 +>>634919314 +Armored Core also has mid-mission cutscenes that are longer than 15-seconds. I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself due to the lack of stimulation from not being able to push buttons for that long. +Or perhaps, you haven't even played an Armored Core game either. In fact, I don't think you play video games at all. Because you're just an awful person who wastes all their time arguing about games you don't play. +--- 634919474 +And this is exactly why no one likes ACfag. +--- 634919526 +You think the wallkicking from V will make it into VI? I thought it was pretty neat +--- 634919528 +>>634919442 +>>634919474 +>video game? Why would I want to play a video game? Why can't I just watch it play itself? + +It's insane how people come into the medium and then demand less interactivity. +--- 634919541 +>>634906961 +>Mecha Tarkov +>but not so many chinese cheaters because no RMT shenanigans +SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY +--- 634919590 +>>634916030 +>no Memezaki +G O O D, he was the faggot who ruined Armored Core in the first place +--- 634919593 +>>634919528 +Both Armored Core and Xenoblade have shitloads of active gameplay. But you haven't played either franchise, and you never will. You'll just spend all your time lying about games online, because you're a terrible person. +--- 634919653 +>>634919593 +The difference is that I want Armored Core to improve by cutting out the fat. You tout non-interaction and cutscenes as if they're absolutely vital to the experience. +--- 634919695 +>>634919590 +What did he do to AC? +--- 634919697 +>muh Moonlight is from Dark Souls +not only it appeared in King's Field first but ARMORED CORE HAS HAD MORE MOONLIGHTS THAN ANY OTHER FROMSOFT GAME +--- 634919753 +>>634916030 +>Every game must be an open world slog or my peabrain isn't interested +--- 634919764 +>>634919695 +turned Last Raven kino into muh speed AC4 +the NEXT are cool but they for sure AREN'T FUCKING ARMORED CORES +--- 634919793 +>>634919653 +>You tout non-interaction and cutscenes as if they're absolutely vital to the experience. +I did absolutely nothing of the sort. The only person here screaming about how you "can't play a movie" is you. Games can have cutscenes and attack animations in addition to regular gameplay. But you don't understand that, because you don't play video games. +Even if they "cut out the fat", you still wouldn't play it. Because you're a bad person. +--- 634919808 +>>634919695 +4/For Answer + +Completely changed the way the series played so we went from methodical pre-planned precision to 2fast4u dash spam that the AI can barely keep up with. +--- 634919858 +Post yfw when it plays exactly like V +--- 634919910 +>>634919697 +It's time to admit Armored Core is all a big Dark Souls reference +--- 634919934 +Can't wait for AC6 bros, gonna get real comfy when Vaati starts putting out those lore videos. +--- 634919961 +>>634903019 (OP) +TWO +MORE +WEEKS +TRUST +THE +PLAN +--- 634920007 +>>634919858 +If they cut the rock-paper-scissors, add an actual single player campaign and you aren't forced to look like a rust bucket it honestly wouldn't be so bad. We do know Primal Armor is in, though +--- 634920019 +Remember when Miyazaki said to expect more news soon back at the start of the year 4 months ago? +--- 634920036 +>>634919858 +As long as they don't have to put that SCAN MODO shit every fucking second, i'd be okay. +--- 634920108 +>>634903019 (OP) +>could +>supposedly +On what basis? +--- 634920125 +>>634919910 +--- 634920146 +>>634903019 (OP) +>gun torso +why are they using AC3 promo material? +--- 634920162 +>>634920019 +I suppose that Elden Ring DLC complicates matter. They essentially have to compete with their own product, i'd figure they can't afford to have their big mecha return to get overshadowed again like last time. +--- 634920181 +>>634920108 +I made it up. +--- 634920189 +>>634920108 +>On what basis? +deez +--- 634920194 +>>634920146 +Game journalists don't play games and can't tell the difference between older and newer titles. +--- 634920283 +>>634916030 +actually fucking hang yourself you braindead soulshitter +--- 634920318 +>>634917972 +LMAO go back at making Borderlands crap, faggot. +--- 634920326 +>>634913458 +every game studio has changed a lot since 2013, fromsoftware included. you don't have any way of actually knowing if they'll make the next armored core like the last ones or if they're going to reimagine it using what they learned over the last decade +--- 634920369 +>>634920194 +personally, was kind of hoping the gun torsos would make a comeback, along with the orbit weapons. +--- 634920467 +>>634919793 +>I did absolutely nothing of the sort. The only person here screaming about how you "can't play a movie" is you. Games can have cutscenes and attack animations in addition to regular gameplay. +No anon. Armored Core does not need 30 second cinematic animations where I sit down and watch the game play itself in a wacky cool marvel avengers cutscene. Armored Core is supposed to be about giving me as much control as possible, including in combat. If at any time the game decides that I'm not allowed control, then the game has fundamentally misunderstood the concept of a video game. +--- 634920519 +if they can make armroed core after kings field in 1997, thwy will make armored core 6 after elden ring in 2023. +--- 634920546 +>>634920467 +You literally haven't even fucking played any Armored Core games, have you. +--- 634920621 +>>634919793 +you sound schizophrenic +--- 634920648 +>>634920546 +I've played every single one anon. And I have them all physically. It's one of the few series where I valued keeping every single one, from the cases to the instruction manuals, the disks of course, and even the little promo codes for other games like Panzer Front and Metal Slug. +--- 634921174 +>>634916030 +yes people that aren't normalfag casuals +--- 634921232 +>>634916030 +>combat is just shoot stuff with auto aim missles +play souls game +>combat is just roll and hit stuff +--- 634921432 +>>634917561 +the why waste precious time and money on those cutscenes? Surely you'd want more GAME instead of snoyslop +--- 634921536 +>>634921432 +>then why waste precious time and money on those cutscenes +Because the devs are incompetent. Let me remind you that it took them almost 10 installments before they actually balanced the Ps2 era of games. Everything prior to Last Raven had the stupidest and most nonsensical weapon balance, making some weapons practically useless and others way too OP. + +Thankfully, it's easy to admit that they can be incompetent and make mistakes, thanks to not being a dicksucking corporate drone. +--- 634921538 +>>634921432 +because they're cool? simple as +--- 634922215 +>>634903019 (OP) +I want 3rd gen speeds with autoboost over ground. Walking should just be a debuff. QB and OB are combined as a tap/hold input, usable on the ground and in the air. One more input for jumping and rising midair + sets of parts to affect a new stat for how fast you rise or descend. Bring back the aiming box and FCS parts too. + +I want fights to be closer, instead of fighting dots in the distance. Either way, I'd like the pop up portrait to show the target again but done automatically or paired with some other input. 4th gen was fun, but was too fast. Made a lot of weapons pointless. If they slow down combat and we fight in smaller spaces, a lot of stuff from older games like mines, certain types of missiles, and guns would work better than in 4th gen. Maps are important too. Give us wider coverage, not more. Taking cover behind pillars is awkward when controlling a mech, give us standing walls and corners to dash behind for a second to avoid damage, wider buildings, etc. Basically don't make another parking garage map. + +I liked the heat mechanic, it was imbalanced in Nexus but was good in LR. More interactions between parts like heat would be nice. I like the primal armor, I wonder if it's making a return. I'd like longer missions but sustainability has always been a hard limit to them. + +I don't mind borrowing from soulsborne games. Someone brought up the idea of being 'invaded' during a mission by another player. I liked that, just not sure how exactly the best implementation that would be. More boss fights would still be nice though, AC games always had those but not enough. Duels between ACs, going up against Massive Weapons/Armed Forts, doing battle with unstable but overpowered prototypes. Fighting tanks and planes was never fun. + +Despite all of this, I expect AC6 to both be familiar and different and I'm actually not holding any expectations. I just wanna play a new armored core game. But the soulsborne fans and the elden ring hype worry me. +--- 634922365 +>>634919474 +I'm genuinely impressed on how obsessed he is +--- 634922506 +>>634922215 +>invasions +probably any mission in which an AC appears as an enemy consort or what not, the AC can be replaced by a real player unless said AC needs to deliver exposition or is plot related diff --git a/v/634903202.txt b/v/634903202.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..284b6b6c0b85a3374410113345e7c49d00f6c28d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634903202.txt @@ -0,0 +1,310 @@ +----- +--- 634903514 +I don't understand why you would want to emulate this game when if you're on PC you have actual strategy games available +--- 634903563 +the reboot thread just hit bump limit like half an hour ago but it was still pretty slow +its so fucking over awbros... +--- 634903767 +It's fucking expensive in Canada bucks, and megaman did the whole GBA collection thing better just a few days earlier. +--- 634904141 +>>634903202 (OP) +The delay because of Russia really killed all momentum. Fans of the series lost interest after scrutinizing the trailers for a year and non-fans don't even know why the game was delayed or if it even came out +--- 634904348 +Not everyone here consumes shovelware, unlike you. +--- 634904369 +>>634903202 (OP) +if it was $10 cheaper i would have bought it +--- 634904450 +looks very fugly and is not worth the 60$ +--- 634904493 +>>634903202 (OP) +It's funny that nothing was changed at all. Even the same shitty AI that will have enemy rockets target your 1 HP APC over the full HP Med. Tank in range. I'm not asking for autistic CO rebalancing you see in romhacks but there's not much QoL upgrades on a modern platform from a outdated handheld console. +--- 634904757 +>>634903563 +>its so fucking over +Yeah, its crazy. Megaman BN sold like a million copies but this flopped +--- 634906267 +>>634903514 +Also bad are emulators trying to spend time on making it possible to emulate multiplats. Though I wish Nintendo would start innovating again. +--- 634906438 +>Active CO power +>Crash +3 years of fixes indeed +--- 634906475 +WayForward can't into 3D, plus I have been playing this on my phone since ages ago. +--- 634906562 +>>634903563 +No /vg/ thread? I'm sure it could survive for a month at the very least +--- 634906565 +>>634904493 +lel +--- 634906754 +>>634903202 (OP) +None of the sites I download games from has this up yet and I am sure as hell not paying 60 bucks for it. +--- 634907071 +>>634903767 +>>634904757 +The BN collection isn't really better, Capcom is just better at marketing to desperate fans +--- 634907219 +>$60 remake of game you can play on your phone +>release in the same month as fire emblem DLC +>and xenoblade DLC +>and three weeks before zelda +It's like they want it to fail +--- 634907240 +>>634903202 (OP) +Id be embarrassed if someone saw me playing a game that looks like a fucking early learning app for literally toddlers. + +No pixel no buy. +--- 634907249 +>>634903202 (OP) +Debating whether I should buy this game to, quite literally, give Nintendo money so that I can hopefully show those fuckers I want more Advance Wars and the extra sale helps tip the numbers in that favour. + +I don't even want to play Reboot camp. I've played AW1/2 to death and don't really care much for the mulitplayer aspect since I'd have to pay for the online anyhow. +--- 634907347 +>>634903202 (OP) +Kek, bunch of delusional fatsos crowded round a public toilet eating diarrhoea and crying about how nobody wants to join them because there was a war in ukraine. Burn this shitty demake. +--- 634907587 +>>634907249 +Fuck shit I forgot that you actually have to pay for online play on the switch +God damn you Microsoft and your shit ass 360 online subscription shit popularizing this bull fuckery +--- 634907829 +>>634907071 +Liar +--- 634907876 +I loved advance wars all the way from 1 to days of ruin but don't see any reason to play this calarts artstyle cashgrab made by one of the worst indie studios +--- 634907965 +>>634907876 +>one of the worst indie studios +What happened, /v/ used to love WayForward. +--- 634908061 +I almost fell asleep playing the tutorial; one of the most boring games I've ever played. The art style is also terrible. +--- 634908123 +>>634907249 +If Nintendo was more willing to commit to Advance Wars you wouldn't be feeling like you need to buy this to keep the series alive. +--- 634908135 +>>634907587 +The difference being that online on the 360 was actually good. +--- 634908149 +>>634903202 (OP) +Direct-bait. Nintendo should have scrapped it and see if they could have gotten away with not releasing it at all! +--- 634908198 +>uglier than the gba games +>barely changed anything gameplay wise +>online is terrible +>60 bucks +There's literally no point in getting this unless you're that desperate to play Advance Wars on your switch. +--- 634908206 +>>634907965 +They stopped making good games a fucking long time ago +--- 634908265 +>>634907071 +>Here's all the GBA mainline games +>Here's online trading and PvP +>Here's all cut content restored +>Here's all event content +>Here's all e-Reader content +>Here's a gallery with artwork and concept art +>Here's a music library +>Here's some QoL fixes +>Here's the entire anime +>Here's the movie finally in HD +>Here's a new manga chapter +>High cost and translation issues are a western problem, the game is 6000 yen in Japan + +It's cool that they actually remade all the graphics in HD from the ground up for AW1+2, but everything surrounding MMBN is so much more. +--- 634908292 +>>634907249 +Anon, I think you already know there's little chance of this game's sales convincing them to make a new one. It would have to hit astronomical numbers to make them consider it, and it's just not popular enough to do that. Most fans aren't interested because they butchered the art style and it's not something that is likely to appeal to people who never played them back in the day. +--- 634908391 +don't care, post Max +--- 634908397 +>>634904493 +The fucks really do be always attacking my apc over any other unit +--- 634908461 +>>634908265 +Like I said, better at marketing. All the stuff you mentioned is nice, but it's not $60 nice. It doesn't help that they split the collection for no good reason either. +--- 634908621 +>>634907249 +Dont buy it you idiot, the only signal you're going to send them is that you want more terrible western remakes. If intelligent systems has an idea and the desire for another game they will make one, if they made fucking code name steam they can scrounge together 5 dollar to make an advance wars game. +--- 634908883 +>>634908461 +It's only split if you buy it split. If you buy it as one package, you get it cheaper than buying it separately. Not only that, I bought mine new for 5682 yen (normally it's 5990 yen) which is $42.85 USD. +--- 634908907 +So are Black Hole troops still aliens? The line from Sami about sending them off the planet was changed. +--- 634909290 +>>634903202 (OP) +because of this +i will never buy a demake +--- 634909423 +>>634908391 +New Max looks far too soft, he's shit now. +--- 634909580 +>>634909290 +>Kanbei's Imperial Forces of Yellow Comet +>Kanbei's Elite Forces of Gold Comet +Changes made for both Chinese and Japanese cultural sensitivity +--- 634909596 +>>634903202 (OP) +The fact that they seriously delayed this game because of Russia Ukraine unironically made me not want to buy it. +--- 634909687 +>>634909290 +asian blacks are hilarious as fuck +--- 634909729 +>>634908883 +It shouldn't be split at all, they're just fleecing suckers. They are anyway with an asking price of $60 but still. +--- 634909798 +>>634903202 (OP) +Wayforward should have put more time and money into another Shantae game instead of this. + +Shame, I liked AW 1 and 2 back in the day on GBA but this remake feels overpriced and underwhelming. +--- 634910094 +>>634909729 +Anon, Re-Boot Camp is two GBA Intelligent System games for $60 VS six (ten in total) GBA capcom games for $60. Who is fleecing whom here? +--- 634910252 +>>634910094 +They both are, even if BN is the better deal. $60 for GBA games is ridiculous no matter how you slice it. It would certainly not cost one $60 to download and emulate the entire GBA library. +--- 634910781 +>>634903202 (OP) +I already played the originals, why would I pay for or waste hard drive space on downgrades? +--- 634910913 +>>634910781 +>buying digital shit +--- 634910928 +>>634903202 (OP) +post link please +--- 634911118 +>>634910913 +>or waste hard drive space +Come on now. +--- 634911143 +>>634910928 +nsw2u.org +--- 634911646 +>>634909596 +>elayed this game because of R +>>634904141 +>use of Russia really kille + +Game was not ready at that time, that why they delayed release. My friend work on this game. +--- 634914089 +>>634903202 (OP) +>>634903202 (OP) +>game version 1.0 +I'll wait +--- 634914156 +>>634911646 +shouldnt run your mouth about your friends work jbh +--- 634914226 +I thought the game already came out months ago +I was emulating the first game and having a lot of fun +--- 634914352 +>>634903202 (OP) +whats to talk about? +we played it and finished it way back in 2001 +im happy zoomies can finally play the game on a modern system, they wont even notice the art style sucks now, but it was always about the GAMEPLAY +--- 634914354 +>>634908135 +doesnt excuse the fact faggot +--- 634914424 +>>634909423 +He has no triceps now. +--- 634914613 +>>634903514 +Rec me some strat games then. +--- 634915112 +The guys working on the music had a fucking blast. Absolutely banger remixes. +--- 634915375 +>>634914352 +Pretty much how I feel. I woulda bought for online matchmaking tho +--- 634915450 +I am very concerned you ARE talking about this game, /v/. Dump this trash and play the originals. Don't enable these devs or Nintendo. +--- 634915453 +>>634903767 +>megaman did the whole GBA collection thing better just a few days earlier +You weren't actually retarded enough to buy gba roms for $60? +--- 634915616 +>>634903202 (OP) +They had ONE FUCKING JOB to add a mediocre online matchmaking and they couldn't even do that. +--- 634916057 +I wish they had just made a NEW one +I love the series but I don't want to buy this again +--- 634916207 +>>634903202 (OP) +I'm actually more concerned that we didn't have a Monster Hunter thread in 2 days. I know Rise is a meme, but still + +About AW, all they had to do was make a proper online mode. 66dollar + Nintendo online tax. Lmao +--- 634916574 +Someone should leak the older version. Russian language was removed, there should be at least other differences. +--- 634916791 +>>634916574 +*leaks on your shoes* +--- 634917338 +>>634917224 +Now I know for certain I don't want to play this version of the game. +--- 634917367 +>>634903202 (OP) +its fucking ugly and pointless Im not touching this. +--- 634919958 +my all time favorite thing is that Kanbeis theme just has the generic stock asian "YOOOOOOOOOOOO" screaming in the background +https://youtu.be/dQeVB9uuXqE [Embed] + +he has quickly become my new favourite CO just because of that fact alone +--- 634920360 +It's a real shame the entire game isn't 2D. The 3D visuals look so bad. But the 2D art is actually good. +--- 634920831 +>>634907219 +Nintendo sent it out to die, either they think they have more content lined up after Zelda or Nintendo fucked their release schedule to not have a gap in their first party lineup despite that literally happening from mid-March until around now. +--- 634920917 +Wasn't this game done for the longest time but they kept pushing it back +--- 634920967 +>>634903202 (OP) +/v/ doesn't talk about good games, what else is new +--- 634921097 +>>634903202 (OP) +Blatant cash grab de-make of a game that can be easily emulated on GBA. Not even the best choice for a de-make (DS, DoR), not even the best way to play advance wars (AWBW) - only the most indoctrinated of Nintendo goyslop consumers will buy and play this. Or untalented YouTube hacks that are only playing this to make shit content with soiface thumbnail. This is not for the AW fans that already know this. +--- 634921378 +>>634906754 +Name of the site is included in the picture +--- 634921486 +>>634903202 (OP) +I'll be honest with you, I'm too busy playing through 6 (yes SIX) megaman battle network games to get any new game atm. +--- 634921528 +>>634903202 (OP) +/v/ has failed. They are supposed to buy up all of the Nintendo games and flood the catalog everytime a new Nintendo game comes out since it's a Nintendo board. Seems like they only do that for Zelda, 3D Mario (mostly the older ones), and Metroid here. What a pity. +--- 634921589 +>>634920917 +Yes. + +When it launched the other day for awhile until Nintendo updated the servers you couldn't redeem it for gold coins because it thought it released over a year ago. +--- 634921729 +>>634909290 +Based as fuck, using slaves as canon fodder +--- 634922053 +>>634904141 +>killed all momentum +yeah, everyone was saying it looked like shit. +then they stopped talking about it at all. +--- 634922292 +>>634919958 +The OST is honestly astounding, I never expected them to go this hard on it +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf5_UUb-wL0 [Embed] +--- 634922409 +>voice acting for some reason +>le quirky animations for CO powers you see once and then turn off forever +>poor map readability compared to the originals +>all non BH factions look the same +>map making limited to small size only (why the fuck??) +>online multiplayer limited to 1v1 +>can download maps only from friends +>no player made campaigns, no player made tournaments, no player made units or CO, no nothing. +>no new content +>sixty (60) dollars +>shazamsip.jpeg + +Brave, truly, you had a professional studio backed up by Nintendo's experience and money and yet somehow produced a product that's inferior to a FREE, TWO DECADES OLD, BROWSER GAME MADE BY A COLLEGE STUDENT. +--- 634922564 +>>634922292 +The soul of Advance Wars lies in the soundtrack, it's something like pale imitations like Wargroove and shit will never grasp. +--- 634922679 +Can someone link me to all those artbook scans pls? The ones with character ages and whatnot. diff --git a/v/634903386.txt b/v/634903386.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f1383255727d834eb88cb4b386c53384a700cc93 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634903386.txt @@ -0,0 +1,913 @@ +----- +--- 634903386 +>what if I take all the soulful chiptunes and replace it with REAL flutes and violins + +This old fuck is senile +--- 634903443 +Pixel remaster is soulful + +Soken is a hack +--- 634903450 +>le bleep bloops are le soulful +shut the fuck up hipster +--- 634903516 +>>634903386 (OP) +Who? +--- 634903650 +>rhythm, counter melody, accompaniment all very prominent on the nes because of how it works +>this fuck completely buries them in the mix when its epic real instrument time +JAGMO's arrangements of old FF music are better than literally every stab he's taken at them. +--- 634903806 +>>634903516 +this +--- 634904184 +>>634903386 (OP) +mogged by based buttrock master itoken +--- 634904567 +>>634903650 +Does the PSX arrangement use live instruments? Not epic, orchestral, triumphic music to jog and relax to, but I like it :) + +https://youtu.be/YsZxBJm0D70 [Embed] +--- 634904597 +>>634903386 (OP) +He lost his touch long long ago. +--- 634904675 +As someone who grew up on Uematsu, there's simply a new GOAT. +--- 634905163 +>>634903386 (OP) +>This old fuck is senile +He's had two legit mental breakdowns from overwork. Once on FFVI and again on FFVIII. Each game after that has had him doing less songs. + +But yes, his real instrumental works are not as good as his synth stuff. He's a master at synth and people should have kept hiring him for that. Other people like Sugiyama and Soken are better with orchestration. And have proven it by doing orchestrated versions of his songs. But this doesn't make Uematsu bad. It makes the directors who force him to go orchestration bad. They should be hiring him to do synth stuff. There's still a lot of Square games that use synth. +--- 634905549 +>>634905163 +>Once on FFVI + +story? +--- 634906036 +The Pixel Remaster soundtracks are amazing, and OP is a memberberrying autist with no taste +--- 634906123 +>>634904675 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQDMEycrYCs [Embed] + +relax to this my anons +--- 634906126 +>>634905549 +Uematsu was asked to do the music for Chrono Trigger right after FFVI. But he passed on it because he had what he later stated was a mental breakdown. He still wrote a few songs for Chrono Trigger, but couldn't do the entire thing. And while I don't want to be mean to Uematsu, his songs on Chrono Trigger are not exactly the best of the OST. A similar thing happened on FFX. Masashi Hamauzu wrote the lions share of the songs while Uematsu wrote about 1/3 of them. Many of them being remixes of the main theme Zanarkand. +--- 634906315 +>>634906126 +i think to zanarkand was really the end of his relevance + +i idolized the guy growing up, i think with hobbies like gaming people tend to hang onto these names too long though. like metallica is one of my favorite bands but i dont fuck with albums after black album +--- 634906331 +>>634906123 + +generic ambient westernslop +--- 634906345 +>>634906126 +Hot Take + +Uematsu’s best songs were from FFX +PS1 Uematsu is best Uematsu +--- 634906404 +>>634906315 +>the end of his relevance +you forgot about lost odyssey which was his swan song. +--- 634906520 +>>634906404 +i've never heard that ost actually i should listen to it +--- 634906573 +>>634906345 +This is obvious. +--- 634906795 +>>634906315 +>i think to zanarkand was really the end of his relevance +Sadly, a lot of people think that was his height. And worship that one song. +--- 634906840 +>>634906573 +Ok good I thought I was crazy +For some reason when JRPG composers moved to real orchestras the music got a lot more boring +Soken is a rare exception +--- 634906857 +>>634903386 (OP) +FF VIII is peak uematsu +--- 634906986 +>>634906857 +i can't remember one piece of music from it except the intro fight +--- 634907012 +>>634903806 +>not knowing who the Beethoven of video games is +you are a nigger +--- 634907069 +>>634906986 +>doesn't know about Fisherman's Horizon +ngmi +--- 634907267 +>>634903443 +I think Soken will be an okay successor, but he's never going to reach Nobuo's level. +--- 634907314 +>>634906345 +Uematsu's best songs are select songs over a dozen games. Ur them from FFIII, Trodian Beauty from FFIV, Another Continent from FFV, Kids Run from FFVI, etc. You can find some of his best songs from pretty much every game. But he not only had more amount of good songs in the earlier games, but more songs overall. Again, he wrote like 1/6th his usual amount in FFX. And a lot of them are remixes of the same song. +--- 634907320 +>>634907069 +ehhh comes in sounding like southern baptist funeral music. not a fan +--- 634907480 +>>634903386 (OP) +He gave an interview and was even asked about this. It's not that he can't appreciate it or hates that others like it, it's that he can't get past the fact that when he composed these songs he did it with instruments in mind and did what he could to translate that into chiptunes. It's unfortunately a very common mentality with older devs and musicians from this era. When they look back at their work all they see is the limitations they had even though an entire generation grew up accepting it as a style. +--- 634907654 +Speaking of instruments. I'm always fascinated by the cymbals players in an orchestra. +Do these guys really just dedicate their whole life clapping two cymbals together like twice during an entire concert? Or do they just find some spare players to do it? +--- 634907772 +>>634907654 +could be worse. you could be the guy banging a gong once. +--- 634907872 +>>634907772 +>>634907654 +You are like a little baby. Watch this. + +https://youtu.be/xv3po9AROBI?t=229 [Embed] + +See if you can spot the guy playing the very non traditional instrument with one finger +--- 634907949 +>>634907267 +Soken is mediocre. His overworld themes are horribl +And he can't do soundtrack loops. +--- 634908037 +>>634906857 +True. VIII was his magnum opus. +--- 634908207 +>>634907654 +Most "Cymbal" players play like 6 other instruments. They're usually part of the percussion section and can play everything from Timpani to Xylophone to Bells. And they can quickly learn something else like Castanets on the fly if the song calls for it (like this guy from the London Philharmonic had to do for Dragon Quest IV). + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FIM0tL04nk&list=PLn84mrkUCl2qXu502s61yCmgmXb0RBVkd&index=3 [Embed] +--- 634908349 +remain wrong +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaCkn9l3Rg4 [Embed] +--- 634908447 +>>634907314 +I haven't played FFX yet but I like listening to all the FF soundtracks so I put it on once and holy shit. I could barely listen to it unless it was by Hamauzu. +--- 634908463 +>>634906857 +VIII was peak videogame soundtracks, not just Uematsu +>>634906986 +It doesn't have a single track that isn't great and its a soundtrack that lasts hours +--- 634908542 +>>634908463 +hahah I dunno man like I said I was a big fan of him and I can't even remember it + +inserting the jpop song into the mix tainted the whole product so much musically. beginning of the end for companies like square, writing was on the wall there +--- 634908612 +>>634906857 +Yes. +>>634906840 +For sure. Orchestra is much harder to use properly. None of these people are really...up to the task. +--- 634908642 +>>634908542 +What jpop? +--- 634908670 +>>634908642 +He is referring to Eyes on Me. After this, all FF's had a "theme song" along these lines, lyrical tracks. +--- 634908738 +>>634908670 +And they are all good to great and are played once in the ending. I'm miffed that FFX didn't ship with English vocals. +--- 634908801 +>>634908642 +what jpop? are you serious dawg? + +what fuckin jpop from ff8 would i be talking about? lmao +--- 634908852 +>>634908463 +I donno. I love the VIII OST. But parts of Disk 3 aren't as good as Disk 1, 2 and 4. And I'd definitely say it's not the best game OST ever. But hey, opinions. +>>634908542 +Eyes on Me is not JPOP. It's much more in the style of American Soft Rock and sung by a Chinese/American woman. But it's miles ahead of some shitty Whitney Houston or Celine Dion song. +--- 634908887 +>>634903443 +>>634907267 +Why doesn't anyone ever acknowledge Hamauzu or Mizuta? +--- 634908893 +>>634908670 +>>634908801 +Eyes on Me is great too and i'm surpised its even considered a pop track +--- 634908927 +>>634908738 +>I'm miffed that FFX didn't ship with English vocals. +Thank god it didn't. We don't need every song to be "localized." What's even more stupid is they kept the Japanese song, yet didn't give the option for Japanese voices. +--- 634908958 +>>634908893 +>Eyes on Me is great too + +these are the people who sit here telling you their opinions like they matter on /v/ + +"dude Eyes on Me is fuckin great!!" +--- 634908990 +>>634908887 +Because XI was an MMO in the early 2000s before WoW therefore it might as well not exist. +Because they have a hateboner for XIII and VIIR and think that everything about the game sucks, just like XV. +--- 634909014 +>>634908887 +They were never advertised. Everyone always thinks that Uematsu did all the tracks. I bet most learned of the other composers by Spotify listing them as makers. +--- 634909064 +>>634908887 +People have already mentioned them in this thread. +--- 634909070 +>>634908958 +Yes, its a grandiose song befitting the greatest videogame soundtrack ever made +--- 634909096 +I dread to think what awful jrock the FF16 ships with. Revolutions is the last good FF track with vocals. +--- 634909097 +>>634908887 +Not attached to games like 7 and 8. Turn-based games = More musical attachment. +--- 634909182 +>>634909096 +>NOOOOOOOO NOT ROCK WITH VOCALS!!! +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9dEu29RY44 [Embed] +--- 634909263 +>>634909070 +you don't listen to real music my dude + +i dunno how i have to remind myself every single day that this place is full of absolute rejects + +you only listen to video game music, right + +>>634909182 +lmao this is objectively terrible +--- 634909283 +Post more link. I'm too lazy +--- 634909302 +>>634909263 +Video game music is the only real music left +Cope /mu/tant +--- 634909331 +eh...I also think Eyes on Me was a poor choice and the start of a bad trend. +--- 634909403 +>>634908887 +Who? Final Fantasy is Uematsu, i could mention Ryuji Sasai since he made the Mystic Quest soundtrack and that was great +>>634909263 +>le real music +>>634909331 +The only bad trend is that people don't want to listen to music in videogames anymore, has nothing to do with the musical choices of past composers, in the end they just compose whatever the companies they work for ask. +--- 634909413 +>>634909331 +>I also think Eyes on Me was a poor choice +How so? It fits perfectly well with Julia being a lounge singer. +--- 634909475 +>>634909413 +>How so? + +it's fucking jap garbage F-tier music jammed into a fucking video game retard +--- 634909524 +>>634909331 +Eyes on Me fits perfectly for Laguna's story and the ending tied to his daughter. What doesn't fit is Rinoa. +--- 634909569 +>>634907267 +Hamauzu > Soken +--- 634909593 +>>634909475 +>wah Jap! +See >>634908852 +>Eyes on Me is not JPOP. It's much more in the style of American Soft Rock and sung by a Chinese/American woman. But it's miles ahead of some shitty Whitney Houston or Celine Dion song. +--- 634909639 +>>634909475 +ALL the music in FF is Japanese you retarded faggot. +--- 634909652 +>>634903386 (OP) +Better then vice-versa. +Nu-chiptunesters are absolute trash. +--- 634909678 +>>634909403 +fair enough, this is true too. +>>634909413 +It fits in this way, yes. But I don't think lyrical songs work well in general. And having a "summary" song like this is a little degrading to the rest of the work desu. +>>634909524 +Yeah, it fits. But an instrumental piece could be there that fits too, and is better. +--- 634909689 +>>634909593 +it doesn't matter what you call it, it's gook supermarket music put into a video game +--- 634909705 +>>634909182 +This was the perfect song for the moment +--- 634909745 +>>634903450 +kill yourself, pedo faggot +--- 634909785 +https://youtu.be/oLSsUFiRgus [Embed] +I'm not familiar with Granblue except for playing the fighting game for a bit, but this song is so good, did he compose any other bangers that I should know about? +--- 634909875 +>>634908887 +I dunno but Hamauzu is genuinely god tier, his stuff in FF10, 13 and 7R is some of the best of the entire series +--- 634909953 +>>634909678 +The ending has both. It's a 20 minute long ending song with 18 of those minutes devoted to orchestrated themes. Cry more that they decided to put Julia's song over Laguna's part. +--- 634910073 +>>634909953 +>Cry more +I'm not crying kek. All I did was offer my opinion. It doesn't matter anyway, what's done is done. +--- 634910238 +>>634909475 +>Japanese video game +>has Japanese music +--- 634910327 +>>634906126 +Aren't you mixing things up? Mitsuda did Chrono Trigger's soundtrack and overworked himself into getting stomach ulcers, at which point Uematsu stepped in to help finish the job. +--- 634910396 +>>634910238 +name the japanese video games that pointlessly included live vocal music before that + +i was actually alive when ff8 came out, so think fast +--- 634910443 +>>634909263 +>/mu/ hipster attempts to weigh in while trying to establish authority as a musical expert +--- 634910521 +>>634910443 +>its hipster to not listen to random garbage-tier japanese woman songs and pretend you like them + +lmao its so sad how you are inable to authentically like anything + +if you encountered eyes on me outside of a video game you would have instantly changed it, but because its in a video game that means its for you and good + +you have actual autism so i'm not gonna argue back and forth with you, my penis has been inside women +--- 634910616 +>>634909524 +Rinoa is the daughter of the girl Laguna loved but couldn't have. Their children achieved what Laguna and Julia could not. Rinoa being a terribly written character does not diminish this fact. +--- 634910727 +>>634910521 +I really hit a nerve with that hipster remark, didn't I? It's incredible how that word always manages to cut to the core with you faggots, even after all these years. +--- 634910738 +>>634910396 +1) MGS and Castlevania SOTN had similar soft rock songs before FFVIII did it. +2) Eyes on Me is neither live nor pointless. +3) Previously you said you just don't like any vocal songs at all. Does that mean One Winged Angel counts? +--- 634910860 +>>634910327 +No, Uematsu also had a breakdown himself and suggested Mitsuda to replace him with Chrono Trigger. Then Mitsuda ended up having a similar issue. +--- 634910862 +>>634908738 +Not all of them. +The Leone Lewis one for FF13 is forgettable as fuck. +--- 634910884 +>>634910727 +no i just want you to viscerally feel the disgust i have for you + +out of the human race some of teh most worthless people of all are people who can't form their own opinions about things + +i could give you a cd with any 13 songs on it and tell you that nobuo uematsu gave it to me and you'd love all 13 songs unconditionally. you are an automaton + +>>634910738 +yeah I guess they did +also laughed out loud when it happened in those games, fucking sappy ass japs + +>3) Previously you said you just don't like any vocal songs at all. Does that mean One Winged Angel counts? +i'm not whatever autistic person you were talking to and i'm shocked you could confuse the two +--- 634910923 +>>634910860 +this is wrong, Mitsuda was always the composer of CT, it was advertised in prerelease + +CT was literally the first "hyped" game +--- 634910967 +Why are real instruments bad? +--- 634911051 +>>634910967 +they're not. but nobuo uematsu is middling at use of real instruments. he's a master at tracked/synthesized compositions, sample selection, waveform editing, things like that. +--- 634911090 +>>634907949 +he has some moments of decency. he was god awful in 2.0 ffxiv, getting destroyed by uematsu's tracks even as busted up as he was. +amh araeng is probably his best overworld track; he has a massive consistency issue compared to uematsu when he's in the zone, mizuta, or hamauzu +--- 634911187 +>>634911090 +>amh araeng is probably his best overworld track +this true... and his only good overworld theme. But again the loop is horrible. +--- 634911258 +>>634910967 +orchestrations usually have boring percussion compared to snappy chiptune arranges. +--- 634911306 +>>634911258 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KknZcH0rvBY [Embed] + +did u say snappy drums +--- 634911337 +>>634910967 +Different skill-set. +--- 634911392 +>>634910884 +You seem to think that because I called you a hipster faggot that I only listen to vidya music.Of all the /v/ generalisations to get hung up on you target the least accurate for this board. At the very least this board has a great love for thrash metal. I personally prefer those who Uematsu was clear influenced by in Keith Emerson and Jon Lord. + +>>634910396 +Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon (1997) +--- 634911416 +>>634910923 +>it was advertised in prerelease +Uh...they were working on it for months before any announcement was made to the public. It's not like today where they announce a FF game 7 years in advance and all they have is a concept trailer. + +Uematsu is the one who said he was offered the job first, but had to pass. And he suggested Mitsuda. +--- 634911435 +The natural conclusion to his music and his metal/prog influences was Black Mages. Why did they split up? +--- 634911505 +>>634911416 +No, actually, it was like today, when the personnel who would work on the game were announced + +how the fuck woudl you know, not having been there +--- 634911512 +>>634911435 +It wasn't an official group. Just a name given to their temporary collaboration. Kinda like "The Seatbelts" are not a real band. Just a group of artists Yoko Kanno brought together to do Cowboy Bebop. +--- 634911703 +I will also add that...it's rare for someone to have good musical output for a long time. It's not really too surprising what his arc was. Phrasing was his strong suit, and the old limitations made phrasing the foundation. +With orchestras and a gazillion tracks now, you can just steam-roll tracks through. Every additional track is exponential difficulty in a way. +And then if you get caught up in this and forget about the phrases...well, you'll never make anything good. +--- 634911760 +>>634910396 +>name the japanese video games that pointlessly included live vocal music before that +Psycho Soldier in 1986: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tofY0pNdlxg [Embed] +--- 634911769 +Distant Dreams ruined his original tracks. +--- 634911793 +>>634911505 +>how the fuck woudl you know, not having been there +You realize the same can be said about your argument, right? Actually, you probably don't. +--- 634911795 +>>634911703 +>Nobuo Uematsu sitting in his house, silently reading this thread in a bathrobe +--- 634911808 +>>634908207 +>Percussion +>Xylophone +--- 634911885 +>>634911795 +I wonder if he cares about it at all. He says he prefers rock music iirc. +--- 634911917 +>>634911769 +You mean Distant Worlds? Because I agree somewhat. Some tracks like Theme of Love are really good, but others don't really sound right. +--- 634911941 +>>634911760 +damn that's dank as fuck! SNK cray cray + +however, that's not a pointless inclusion: it's clearly a theme song. it's a very pointed inclusion + +>>634911793 +the amount of people I talk to on this board who ever knew what was going on back then is 0. even if they were playing games at the time they weren't reading the right mags +--- 634912001 +>>634911941 +I am one of those +>played the games +>but didn't know any of these things +People. Fairly true I'd imagine for many. +--- 634912004 +>>634911917 +Yes. The orchestral rearrangements are bad and ruin the distinct melody of the originals with an overload of instruments going off simultaneously. +--- 634912083 +>>634903386 (OP) +Glad to see you have taste +--- 634912096 +Uematsu can rest easy after his magnum opus + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OulBkYmgN0Q [Embed] +--- 634912112 +I still think Sakimoto would've been a better choice going forward as opposed to Soken, but he's never been big on FF outside of Matsuno's stuff so I can understand why that would've been a weird person to pass the torch to. +Soken can do great stuff when he isn't cranking out world-record tracklists on a shit schedule with no budget, yeah he doesn't always hit but each album has HUNDREDS of songs made back to back to back. His working conditions and Uematsu's aren't even comparable. +--- 634912149 +Nothing wrong with NUematsu +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaCkn9l3Rg4 [Embed] +--- 634912175 +>>634903386 (OP) +Distant Worlds’ Not Alone is much better than the original https://youtu.be/nyQCR-8Squ4 [Embed] +--- 634912190 +>>634904567 +It’s synthesized. +--- 634912192 +>>634912112 +Issue with Soken is that he doesn't have "it". His phrases are weak. It's something that people say is unteachable. +--- 634912224 +>>634911885 +yeah he might just see all his final fantasy shit in the same way a plumber sees pipes lol +--- 634912254 +>>634912192 +>Issue with Soken is that he doesn't have "it". +Hard disagree, some of his verses are more memorable than Uematsu's early compositions. +--- 634912286 +>>634903386 (OP) +>>what if I take all the soulful chiptunes and replace it with REAL flutes and violins +Yeah, then you get his best work, nigger. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaCkn9l3Rg4 [Embed] +--- 634912295 +>>634911941 +When the "mags" announced Chrono Trigger, they used Uematsu's name as part of the "dream team." Even after the game released and it was clear that Mitsuda did the vast majority of the songs, they still used Uematsu's name for selling the music. + +But none of this matters. The original point was that Uematsu was picked to be the composer first. Then Mitsuda was given the job later. According to Uematsu in interviews, he suggested Mitsuda because he had "health issues." Why else do you think they went with a guy who had almost no experience to head the music of their "dream" game? It would take something huge to have them pick a new guy over their intended composer on a game meant to be all the most important people on the FF and DQ teams. So we either have to believe they just picked Mitsuda over Uematsu...or there was some complication that forced them to. And again, in the end, they still used Uematsu's name over Mitsuda's on the final product. +--- 634912310 +>>634912254 +Let's see if you can educate me. Others gave me samples before, but offer me some of these strong works from your perspective. +--- 634912343 +>>634912112 +i think you're underestimating just how hard uematsu got worked. even if you just looked at what he did from 1995-2000, the man was on the grindstone, and it pretty much broke him mentally +--- 634912346 +>>634912175 +true +--- 634912348 +>>634912295 +I distinctly remember Mitsuda being stated as the composer at the very beginning +--- 634912349 +>>634911941 +>however, that's not a pointless inclusion: it's clearly a theme song. it's a very pointed inclusion +Eyes On Me is a reoccurring theme throughout FFVIII. Not only is it a theme used 4-5 times in the game, but also ties to the plot. You're an idiot. +--- 634912414 +>>634912349 +yet it's not a theme song, it's middle aged jap gook woman drinking wine song + +you don't understand what a theme song sounds like, because you have autism and don't listen to any real music and only listen to video game music whatsoever. + +dude kiss my fucking asshole..."Eyes on me is good bro!! really!" kys fucking drone +--- 634912416 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enprAgkvvxM [Embed] + +OP BTFO +--- 634912524 +>>634911885 +he should had embraced cheesy rock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGn9sEa9x0s [Embed] +--- 634912547 +Orchestral music has been pure cancer in most videogames. It only works for boss fights in JRPGs. +--- 634912565 +>>634912348 +https://www.thegamer.com/chrono-trigger-was-originally-supposed-to-be-composed-by-kenji-ito-and-nobuo-uematsu/ + +They wanted Uematsu (and Ito) to be the composer. But went with Mitsuda. This article doesn't say why, but Uematsu has said in the past he had a "breakdown" around the time of FFVI. It's not hard to put two and two together. +--- 634912581 +>>634912224 +both him and Amano pretty openly don't really give a fuck about FF beyond it taking up a good 2 decades or so of their life +--- 634912634 +>>634912565 +has nothing to do with what I said. first information that was released says mitsuda was composer. not deviating from that point. you were wrong. +--- 634912646 +>>634912524 +Yeah it does do the job. +VII and VIII did the job perfectly however I think. It's the perfect type of composition for that type of game. +--- 634912654 +>>634912414 +>it's not a theme song if it's a type of music I don't like +>you just don't listen to music +>you have autism +>dude kiss my fucking asshole +I just got a /mu/ bingo! +--- 634912720 +Here is One-winged angel: +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzQE_7mn8ts [Embed] +Just a masterclass in phrasing... +--- 634912727 +>>634912581 +oh, no, amano cares very deeply about FF, believe you me + +he had pretensions of being a great artist and important and simply was never seen as one by the crowd he wanted to get in with. I'm sure he clutches fondly to his only high level relevance. + +>>634912654 +why would i use a 4chan board about music lmao fucking retard + +tribalist zoomers with no friends or affiliations in real life, everyone is some "other tribe" to you on the internet now in your deflated nigger brain +--- 634912796 +The only non-solo album arrangements he personally did were for the FF1 and 2 PS1 remakes. Someone else did the Pixel Remasters. And FFX Remastered. And FF7R. And Distant Worlds. And 99% of anything that has to do with rearranging his compositions. +--- 634912842 +>>634903386 (OP) +Uematsu was supposedly on board on that scam Project Phoenix +--- 634912843 +>>634912634 +>claims Mitsuda was always the composer +>provide evidence they were going to go with Uematsu before Mitsuda, as stated by Mitsuda himself +>w-well that doesn't count! Only what I read in a magazine counts! +--- 634912896 +>>634912720 +Note how each transition, each section, carries itself with confidence...there's no filler. It all says something. +--- 634912905 +>>634912310 +https://youtu.be/UfP_3UD5qF8?t=1369 [Embed] +There's one from like a week ago. If you don't hear anything special in that, I don't really know what to tell you. Yeah, the earlier FF games had stuff like Pandemonium and Eternal Wind, but all of I-IV was pretty forgettable outside of those classic tracks that every knows- Theme of Love, Elia, The Rebel Army, that kind of thing. It was typically 1 or 2 per game, even with the thousands of hours over the course of decades that I've played the games and listened to the music I still don't think I could hum to you a battle theme without assistance from I-V. Maybe Battle on the Big Bridge? But that's had a bunch of iconic reorchestrations, so maybe that's why. +--- 634912906 +>>634912720 +One Winged Angel isn't even his best choral piece. Or his best "phrasing." +--- 634912927 +>hating on humble smiling man because le contrarian mental illness +--- 634912959 +>>634912796 +Didn't they consult him, at least, for PR? +--- 634912965 +While we are talking about symphonic arrangements. +Does anyone know if mana series anniversary album is still on youtube? Can't seem to find it. +--- 634913000 +>>634912727 +>I'm sure he clutches fondly to his only high level relevance. +Bro what? Amano has pieces in museums and has done infinitely better work for shit like Elric and VampD. Yeah, his relevance was in years long past but he was very much a respected artist outside of his work on the FF series. +--- 634913004 +>>634912905 +Oh no... +>>634912906 +I didn't say it was his best piece or not...Not sure why you put phrasing in quotes. +--- 634913016 +>>634912796 +He did FFI solo. FF2 was Tsuyoshi Sekito, FFX was remastered by all three original composers, and FF7R was done by like 20 arrangers. +--- 634913106 +Well...the situation is as it is. Hopefully my posts were interesting and educating to some. +--- 634913176 +>>634912843 +you didn't provide any fucking evidence lmao you provided an insuation based on hearsay go fuck yourself +--- 634913185 +What's up with this faggot lmao +--- 634913229 +>>634913000 +>Amano has pieces in museums + +uhh, a lot of artists have pieces in museums. that doesn't mean anything. that isn't what fame is to an artist + +>ah, his relevance was in years long past but he was very much a respected artist outside of his work on the FF series. + +not how he wanted. he wanted to be part of paris/milan scene and could not make it in. +--- 634913243 +>>634913004 +>Oh no... +How thoughtful of you anon, I'm so glad I typed all of that. Try not to let the door hit you on your way out. +--- 634913330 +>>634913176 +>you didn't provide any fucking evidence +>literally posted an article of Mitsuda himself saying Uematsu and Ito were chosen before him +You choosing to avoid the article doesn't make it go away. +--- 634913349 +>>634913229 +>not how he wanted. he wanted to be part of paris/milan scene and could not make it in. +Dawg he's done pieces for 90% of the big European fashion brands and Vogue, I'm pretty sure you just don't know what you are talking about +--- 634913384 +>>634904184 +The Falcom JDK Band outbuttrock all the buttrockers. +--- 634913389 +>>634913176 +>>634913185 +>lmao +You need to go back. +--- 634913449 +>>634911512 +Nah they released 3-4 albums and did a few tours bro +--- 634913450 +>>634913389 +lmao +--- 634913461 +>>634903443 +>Removes content added throughout the years for all 5 games +>"CRT" Filter sucks and you get only ONE option, how can they be so incompetent? +>Tiny font, tiny as shit, would it hurt to have the option to make it bigger? +>FF1 advanced jobs use their ugly FF1 sprite instead of the cool remake sprite +>Saturation up the ass, why change the coloring that much? FFVI specially suffers +>All have different pricing? With FF2 being cheaper than FF1 and the "combo" being fucking 70 bucks, so are we now accepting these "compilations" for above MSRP? THAT'S a good goy! +--- 634913485 +>>634912414 +Eyes on Me is a prominent leitmotif in the game. Waltz for the Moon, Julie, My Mind, Love Grows and Eyes on Me all use that melody. There are a number of leitmotifs in the game (the other notable one being the Balamb Garden melody). It's clear that you don't actually know the soundtrack very well. Typical /mu/ behaviour to lash out and talk big without much actual knowledge of music. +--- 634913514 +>>634913461 +FF2 is one of the worst JRPGs of all time and you should get paid for playing it. It should reduce the value of the bundle by at least $20 just for being included. +--- 634913572 +>>634903386 (OP) +It will be extremely ludo that's what +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTHUKixKfZE [Embed] +--- 634913585 +>>634912905 +This is literally 14 music but instead of guitars he's forced to use orchestra. +--- 634913603 +>>634906857 +I'd say it's between 8 and 9, the keyboard in "Grand Cross" is pure sex. +--- 634913638 +>>634913514 +>yuck an RPG where you have to think about what skills your using??? +Hating 2 and 8 is sign of low IQ +--- 634913651 +>>634913585 +The truly amusing part is he brought up in a discussion about phrases...one of the worst choices possible. +Although it does show my earlier point on the changes in how music is approached now. Yes, I re-entered the thread, but will simply ignore low-intelligence posters. +--- 634913654 +>>634913514 +Or you know, Square could have just fixed it with either the PS1 or GBA "remakes." Or even this recent Pixel Remaster. It's really sad how Square consistently does this. They release a remaster/remake and change things that shouldn't be changed, then don't fix bugs or alter level rates that do need fixing. +--- 634913721 +>>634911187 +>My opinion is objective + +FUCKING + +LOL +--- 634913768 +>>634913638 +Lacking critical thinking and placing FF2 and FF8 on a pedestal because people dislike them and you don't is a sign of mental illness. +--- 634913797 +>>634913654 +They literally fixed a bunch of stuff from the original FF2 in every release over the years. The only thing that is still objectively shit in the latest versions are the dungeon layouts. +--- 634913979 +>>634913721 +It is. The same like saying Merkel was bad for europe. +--- 634914016 +>>634913797 +The GBA version still has a lot of the same issues the PS1 and NES versions had. Including bad pacing, random enemy placement (Hill Gigas in between the Gigas dungeon and the town?) and the same exploits for skills that break the game. +--- 634914415 +>>634913651 +It seems like he's a 14 player at least trying to go back and play the earlier games but he's still going in with the bias that Soken is the best and Uematsu was merely a stepping stone or something. It's more than I can say for most 14 players who play it exclusively and claim it's the best in all regards. +--- 634914469 +>>634913768 +I like them because they're good, I simply don't give a shit about your consensus opinion. FF8 has the best art direction and the best CGI in all of FF to this day and I love it. FF2 has some of the best music in the franchise and a very good story for a NES game and I also love it. +--- 634914523 +>>634914415 +I don't know. A lot of people just don't have good ears. Phrasing is, for some reason, not well-known either, despite being the cornerstone of all composition. +But it's okay. It's a difficult subject and I expect most people to not know anything about it. +--- 634914608 +>>634914469 +8 really does have the best music too...even this relatively subdued song: +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D78wdfgAfOw [Embed] +Has a tremendous richness to it with the interplay of phrases. +--- 634914626 +What's with all the fart sniffing in this thread, holy shit +--- 634914805 +>>634914626 +The one guy? Let him be, he probably traded literal years of his life for a piece of paper that says he knows a lot about music. +--- 634914818 +>>634914415 +>It seems like he's a 14 player at least trying to go back and play the earlier games +I've quite literally never played FFXIV in my life. Ironic, that you would complain about biases when it seems like you guys can't even have an intellectual conversation without putting up strawmen to hurl veiled insults at, all the while jerking off your own entrenched biases. +--- 634914903 +>>634903386 (OP) +>Chiptunes +--- 634914905 +>>634914469 +Music and art direction don't make games good. +--- 634914987 +Here is a comparison with hamauzu +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FgemvjlHw8 [Embed] +You can see he relies more on movements, and he uses them very well. But at the core of it, his phrases are strong here as well. +--- 634915104 +>>634914987 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nkn5skFFWY [Embed] +sakimoto is better +--- 634915329 +>>634914469 +>FF8 has the best art direction and the best CGI in all of FF to this day and I love it. +I actually agree. But that doesn't make it the best actual game. You know, in gameplay and stuff. But hot damn does it have better art and cinematic direction than the other games. No idea why the series went with other people for the later games. + +FF2 though..wow. I can't agree. Some good music. But everything else is painful. Including the story. +--- 634915389 +>>634915104 +Yeah I don't know too much about anyone desu. +Didn't play 12 myself. +This is a good song, he has strong phrasing as well, I prefer this style for games. +I think it does a better job of pulling someone in without taking over too much...Movements are too large, should be reserved for key moments IMO. +Very nice transitions here too! +--- 634915405 +>>634915104 +FFXII is some of the most chaotic and shifting music I've ever heard. And I don't mean that in a good way. One song will have like five different themes in it. Sorry I don't have some fancy /mu/ degree to explain it. But it's the musical equivalent of a Pollock painting. +--- 634915449 +>>634913461 +I tried pointing out criticisms on some other forum and I got told "yeah but you can mod it!". I hate these people. Fan mods fixing a game does not excuse a bad job. + +>>634913638 +Hating FF8 is when people follow trends. Hating FF2 is perfectly reasonable. Especially if you played the original version. Every dungeon has a monster closet. + +>>634914469 +>FF2 has some of the best music in the franchise and a very good story for a NES game and I also love it. +Every FF has good music and the story is just Star Wars. +--- 634915459 +>>634907949 +I honestly prefer his overworld themes over the samey garage rock bullshit with a forced musical transitions to accomodate the formulaic fights they have. It was a novel idea in the beginning but that shit just got old way too quick, yet everyone seems to suck them off for that shit. +--- 634915513 +>>634915329 +>No idea why the series went with other people for the later games. +They didn't, it's more likely FFVIII was just a fluke, or the guiding hand of some unseen tard wrangler that blessed us with what we got. +Almost all of the art team went on to work on X and XIII, CG director dropped off the face of the Earth, although I'd argue the stuff done for XV was much superior, despite that being a shit game. +I do fuck with the Vagrant Story opening though, and I'm almost certain the same dude was responsible for that. +--- 634915531 +>>634914818 +It's what I've been hearing14 players say ever since Shadowbringers came out. "You don't understand bro this boss track is totally better than Uematsu" and when you play it it's just Soken doing rock or the rock equivalent with orchestra and choir that vaguely sounds like Latin that he pulls from a program. +--- 634915595 +>>634915405 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38FGEm5fzV8 [Embed] +that's sakimoto's charm, it's got to be properly implemented into the scene, though. it's odd pace is very unique and lot of the reason why I think he enjoys working with matsuno so much. +--- 634915658 +>>634915513 +>CG director dropped off the face of the Earth +Well that would explain it. Because I was mostly talking about how the CG cutscenes have so much better staging and development than the later games. Stuff in FFX and XII is technically better in quality of art and all that, but VIII was better at using the language of film. +--- 634915665 +>>634915595 +This is nice too. He does have a much slower pace than what one is accustomed too (long phrases.) +--- 634915676 +>>634908887 +I started doing it. Really good stuff. +https://youtu.be/VTGc1lUH6rU [Embed] +--- 634915715 +>>634915531 +Well if you'd bother to actually read my posts, you'd see I never once claimed Soken was better than Uematsu, I simply said, more or less, that he's able to grasp on to Uematsu's coattails, basically. +Imho people that pretend Uematsu is infallible are just as bad as the people who needlessly suck off Soken. +--- 634915820 +>>634915595 +His music in Tactics didn't really sound that chaotic. In fact, it's some of the most subdued in the FF series. But when it comes to FFXII, it might not have even been Sakimoto for all I know. The director of the game might have been telling him to make it most bombastic or triumphant or something. Or "more like Star Wars" as I theorize, given how some of the themes sound and how the story/visuals of the game were obviously trying to go for that. But that's just a theory. +--- 634915857 +>>634915676 +This style does work well for games too, but it is hard to compare with the other style. Hard as in, I don't know how to compare them, not to say one is better or not. +--- 634915881 +>>634909096 +Revolutions is fucking dogshit, and I say this as an XIV fan. +--- 634915882 +>>634915665 +https://youtu.be/1xz3R6CPNww?t=65 [Embed] +to hammer home my examples, take a listen to this, and pay attention to the implementation. there's only two tracks that play in this entire 14 minute segment, one of the tracks being 11 minutes long. bad for listening, but when experienced within the game itself it's almost unrivaled. +--- 634915904 +>>634915857 +Also, I really have no knowledge of this form at all so I guess I'm just naive. No experience here. +--- 634915920 +>>634909096 +https://twitter.com/finalfantasyxvi/status/1646627217412349952 +Haven't you heard the theme song yet? It already sounds like some generic anime ballad and I'm sure the zoomers will appreciate that it's the same dude who sings the epic chainsaw man opening! +--- 634915928 +>>634915857 +it works well in the moment even if its not a typical FF track. kind of like man with the machine gun in FF8. +--- 634916045 +>>634915882 +Ah I like this a lot. Excellent excellent tension built. +Great inter-play here too, even with the FX. Never played Vagrant Story but I feel inclined to now... +Pretty inspiring stuff thank you anon. (Still listening.) +--- 634916154 +>>634915459 +I feel the same way. Serenity (Black Shroud theme) is still my favorite song in the game. And I like a lot of the other town/region themes. But all anyone talks about are the boss themes. +--- 634916195 +>>634915715 +I don't pretend he's infallible because his work on X beyond 5-6 tracks sucks and is carried by Hamauzu and sometimes Nakano. XI is a bit better but it's still far from his heyday. +>he's able to grasp on to Uematsu's coattails, basically. +I'm gonna disagree with this and leave it at that. +--- 634916217 +>>634916045 +>Never played Vagrant Story but I feel inclined to now... +highly recommend, it's probably the best PSX era game made by square +--- 634916501 +>>634916217 +Yeah the visuals were strong too...it's over for me. Another ROM to the list. +--- 634916582 +>>634915928 +Yeah makes sense. I like SoP myself and the music. I just don't think I can judge that style against other styles without going at it from a style versus style approach instead of work versus work. +And then that's hard to do too because it depends so much on the game. +--- 634916689 +>>634910521 +hipster faggot +also +>reddit spacing +lmao go back +--- 634916913 +>>634903386 (OP) +>Uematsu when he made final boss themes for SaGa +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJdYvu0VVNE#t=30m00s [Embed] +--- 634917041 +>>634916913 +This is very nice too, also never played these games. Interesting stereo usage here, was it always stereo or originally mono? +--- 634917126 +>>634905163 +>Each game after that has had him doing less songs. +Hmmmmm +--- 634917241 +>>634915882 +>https://youtu.be/1xz3R6CPNww?t=65 [Embed] +Matsuno's "kind dictatorship" really made the best games SE will ever release. +You'd think they'd learn after a particular point all they need to do is find tard wranglers with a vision if they want to be successful. +--- 634917376 +>>634909096 +Huh? +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0AcvqihLgM [Embed] +--- 634917581 +>>634903443 + +They are the worst versions for each game bar FF3. + +The soundtrack is pretty much the only reason to consider getting the games, but some tracks were ruined. FF2s first boss theme is the biggest casualty. +--- 634917884 +>>634917376 +KINO +--- 634918187 +>>634917581 +I can already say that you are full of shit because that FF1 is absolutely not the worst version when GBA exists. +--- 634918406 +>>634905163 +>But yes, his real instrumental works are not as good as his synth stuff +100% fake news. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmR3AALCPzo [Embed] +--- 634919543 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij3UGNlGilI [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ6Es1h8W0g [Embed] +--- 634920809 +>>634906857 +VIII's and IX's OSTs are overrated and VII's OST is underrated. Just because people say VII has some iconic themes doesn't mean the rest of the OST isn't also his peak output. +--- 634920906 +>>634910967 +They aren't but chiptune music is more appropriate for sprite graphics. It's a whole aesthetic borne from the technology of the era. +--- 634921883 +>>634919543 +Nice tracks for sure, never heard these before. +>>634920809 +True, VII is very very strong. +--- 634921985 +>>634909639 +Leona Davis is Japanese!? +--- 634922074 +>>634906345 +The best songs in FFX weren't even Uematsu's +--- 634922485 +>>634903516 +>>634903806 +>they don't recognize uzumaki naruto +--- 634922648 +>>634922485 +>they didn't +>Believe It! diff --git a/v/634903539.txt b/v/634903539.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8f9ff15156cf327b4d86dacd1e46734d7e1eb98a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634903539.txt @@ -0,0 +1,783 @@ +----- +--- 634903539 +Why historyfags hate Warhammer so much? I mean yeah, Warhammer 3 still has the same problems that always plagued total war, but at least there's more variety and fun +--- 634903631 +Because Total Warhammer is significantly more successful than any of the histfag games and they're insecure over it +It also has guns and flying units and SEMs and generally elements beyond rightclicking your spearmanii on the enemy's spearmanii and going afk so it confuses them +--- 634903881 +>>634903539 (OP) +Fuck you, I like the Tomb Kings. +--- 634904309 +>>634903539 (OP) +Screw you. The Bretonnians are my jam. My histautism comes second to my love for Arthurian lore. +--- 634905296 +>>634904309 +Sorry gamer, but they're boring +--- 634905603 +What's with the Reddit racism towards the French? +--- 634905805 +>>634905603 +Safe edgy humour. +Some people (like Algerians) have legitimate reasons to hate the French tho +--- 634905820 +>>634905603 +Resentment towards the French people is fuelled by the fact that neither Anglos, nor Germans, nor Latinos (Spanish, Portuguese, etc) can cope with the fact that France contributed to the world's history, culture and development the most. That's why they turn to this petty hatred and then brush everything off as 'banter'. +--- 634905994 +inb4 that one schizo complaining about Skeleton models in later WHFB and AoS again +--- 634906007 +>>634905603 +They're generic Western Europe so making fun of them is safe and """ironic""" like making fun of white people. Plus it makes you sound like you're in the Top Secret "I Took AP World History" club when in reality anyone who is familiar with European history is invariably a Francophile because they're the second most important group to European identity behind the Romans. +--- 634906079 +>>634903539 (OP) +Warhammer seems pretty expensive to get into +--- 634906141 +>not 40k +why even care +--- 634906154 +>>634906079 +Just buy Warhammer 3 and use creamapi for free DLCs +--- 634906298 +>>634906141 +40k is ass, imagine if you reapplied shitty DBZ power level nonsense to DBZ itself so you get retarded power level nonsense squared. Then you hire every artist who got rejected from working on WoW, and that's 40k. +--- 634907486 +>>634903539 (OP) +we wuz tomb kangz +--- 634907604 +>>634903539 (OP) +I grew attached to the Warhammer games as someone that was spiteful of them and how much discussion on the series ended up revolving around them but I still think they're the worst thing to happen to Total War despite loving them. +--- 634907613 +>>634905603 +The most nigger infested country in europe. +--- 634907761 +>>634906298 +I've tried but I just can't get into 40k as much as I can for Fantasy, it has charms but I can't take a lot of the stuff at face value for some reason even though I'm perfectly fine with the kind of campy humor and dialogue that's present in the Fantasy stuff (that I've personally consoomed) +--- 634907834 +>>634905603 +Don’t the French riot a lot? They sound pretty cool to me. I heard they even rioted to keep Muslims out but their government didn’t listen but maybe that’s not true. Either way I’m sure it’s because of deep seething that native white French people have like a thousand year history of being great. +--- 634907916 +>>634903539 (OP) +It doesn't even matter any more, CA are shooting themselves in the head with Hyenas and I bet my left nutsack we'll see a +>The Future of Total War Warhammer 3 +post before the end of this year. +--- 634908032 +>>634903539 (OP) +I love TWWH and am in the mood for some fantasy books. I heard the Gotrek and Felix ones are good, anything else that's worth checking out? More interested in Fantasy but could also be tempted with 40k books. +--- 634908035 +Imagine if the mushrooms that grow on rotting stuff wuz sort of sentient and grew arms n legs to wrek shit to have more logs to grow on. Dats ORKZ +--- 634908064 +>>634905603 +Racist jokes tend to be funnier for less effort, and the French, English and Americans are all among the few acceptable targets redditors have +--- 634908119 +>>634903539 (OP) +history wargamers are eternally assblasted that millennials and zoomers largely don't give a shit about their boomer ass games +--- 634908236 +>>634903539 (OP) +>warhammer 3 is really good but It could do with some mods +>install 20 mods +>game takes 5+ minutes to load IE +fucking SHIT the grand strategy portion of total war games is so fucking insanely bad. it's so unfun to play, it doesn't add anything to the gameplay, it isn't difficult or rewarding or fun and it's painfully shallow, it feels like the grand strategy part of this game is just deliberately trying to stop you from having any fun in the sandbox +--- 634908248 +>>634906298 +I really do wonder where this perception comes from when it's not even true besides the administratum being memed as being so slow they forget planets. +40k is pretty low on the totem pole +--- 634908312 +>>634908236 +>sit on campaign map for too long +>GPU starts to melt +--- 634908319 +historyfags don't hate fantasy, which is why some of the most played M2 mods are the LOTR and Warhammer mods. they hate that CA has gone to shit and has been churning out casual and lazy games made to appeal to the MOBA crowd. this includes their modern historical titles too. the divide between historical and fantasy is just a red herring and strawman that warhammerfags use +--- 634908478 +>>634905603 +hating the French has become a twitter meme. As a spaniard I have more than enough reasons to hate France and Im not taking about things that happened centuries ago. It is known the active sabotage of Spanish economy by the French swine. If Spain is the Europe holiday resort its in part fault of France +--- 634908491 +>>634908319 +Based, I should've wrote this. I can't articulate my opinions well at all :( +--- 634908580 +>>634903539 (OP) +I like the Druchii, what's their equivalent? +--- 634908665 +>>634908248 +Are you denying the powerlevel faggotry when basically every faction's basic weapon should completely negate all armor and just instant kill you? +>Necron Gauss Weapons deconstruct your atoms +>Every Eldar weapon vomit monomolecular material like it's nothing +>Tau Pulse Weapons are just straight upgrades to imperial Plasma weaponry +>Nids shoot bugs with monomolecular teeth that eat your brain + +But it's okay because they only do 1 damage and have DS-1 at most. :^) +--- 634908758 +>>634908665 +Fuck I meant AP-1. I'm a retarded german. +--- 634908858 +>>634905603 +You're encouraged to hate whites and banned for hating anything else +--- 634908902 +>>634908665 +>Space Marine armor ends up tanking most of them because fuck you, buy our imperial figures, no one else can have any fun +--- 634908972 +>>634905603 +The universe is racist towards the french +--- 634909032 +>>634905603 +What's with everyone on 4chan being such a massive bitch? Who the fuck likes the french? have you been to france? They're fucking assholes. +Also it's a british franchise from a british company being adapted into a game by a british studio, it's been a meme to casually shit on the french there for probably a thousand years, that's likely where it comes from you fucking crybaby faggots. +--- 634909054 +>>634908580 +what the fuck is a druchii speak english you dumbfuck +--- 634909102 +>>634909032 +Seething third worlder +--- 634909125 +>>634906007 +Im going to say the germanic people are more important than the french in shaping western culture. +--- 634909310 +>>634908725 +>Racism outside /b/ +--- 634909339 +>>634905603 +Most pathetic country in Europe +--- 634909438 +>>634909032 +>being such a massive bitch +>fucking assholes +>fucking crybaby faggots +>image of a pussy +ironic +--- 634909521 +>>634905603 +>What's with the Reddit racism towards the French? +Because british +--- 634909560 +>>634907834 +>Don’t the French riot a lot? They sound pretty cool to me. +Did you miss the part where they still voted for globohomo Macron after every riot? +The French are a fucking joke. +--- 634909715 +AAAAAAAAAAH-HAAAAAAAAA THE BLOOD RUNS COLD +--- 634909721 +>>634909438 +da joos got to us, da joos made reddit racist against the french we have to protect our heckin wholesome """"""""""white""""""""" frogs +--- 634909920 +>>634909054 +--- 634910307 +>>634908665 +Yeah? That there are various weapon types doesn't make it DBZ or endless powerwank, just an old setting that was first and foremost built for your dudes and carried on for decades +--- 634911294 +>>634905805 +>tho +--- 634911425 +>>634905603 +They eat snails +--- 634911487 +>>634903539 (OP) +Because it devolves into hero and magic spam. The actual units and tactics matter little. But more importantly, it makes CA so much money there are no more historical TW being made, of course they're upset. +--- 634912240 +>>634905820 +>Longest and largest empire barely lasted a century. +>Not a single remaining colony likes them. +>Contributed nothing technologically. +>Contributed bullshit philosophically. +>Cuisine is a laughing stock. +>No cultural staying power. +>Even their famous revolution was a bandwagoned after the fucking burgers. +>Modern country is burning dumpsterfire. +>Dead language. +Uh yeah... Francebros can't stop winning. +--- 634912345 +>>634903539 (OP) +>>634903539 (OP) +>>634903539 (OP) +>>634903539 (OP) +>>634903539 (OP) +What happened in the original Warhammer? I heard they discontinued it or something + +Did humanity win? +--- 634912493 +>>634912345 +Yeah dude, humanity won +--- 634912507 +>>634909032 +Just because I don't like them doesn't mean I hate their country and people, mostly because they have the decency to stay there unlike brownoids. +--- 634912513 +>>634912345 +I believe the original model were hard to sell because old players already owned everything they wanted and newer players can't get into the tabletop game so they killed it and replaced it with fantasy 40k + +no, they lost +--- 634912514 +>>634908478 +That would be italy. Spain only hosts drunk deanos and coked up russian oligarchs +--- 634912573 +france is a caliphate +--- 634912623 +>>634905820 +Lmao peak frog cope +--- 634912749 +>>634903539 (OP) +The problem isnt fantasy fags but warhammer fans. +They're so cucked by GW that they will eat up any shit that CA serves them as long as it looks pretty. +--- 634912858 +Because now everything is about stats, unit moveset, ward safe etc. Without a historical setting to enjoy everything boils down to minmaxing your army or steamroll the campaign with doomstacks. +Other than that i hate how the empire management system has been dumbed down so much and maps are so ridiculously small you can't even use cavalry properly to flank. +--- 634912904 +>>634912513 +>>634912493 +Wait no what’s the age of siglar stuff? + +I meant who won in the world with tomb kings and lizards? +--- 634912978 +>>634912904 +Chaos won +--- 634913020 +>>634911425 +We also eat frogs, fried and salted, or mixed with rice. They're good, taste of chicken but are a bit bony. That's no problem thi, you eat the bones as well, kinda like a herring +--- 634913224 +>>634909032 +I'm not french and i don't like them, but the fact that you bongs completely ignore the fact that you used to be conquered and ruled by the french for more than 700 years makes me cackle everytime. +--- 634913315 +>>634908478 +>has become a twitter meme +English-speaking countries mocking the French for spurious reasons predates the invention of the telephone, never mind twitter +--- 634913353 +>>634903539 (OP) +>Complete cities in 20 turns. +>Pump same elite stacks in 2 turns. +>30 more lines of greentext. +Total Warhammer bored the shit out of me and I'm not even interested in M2TW modded anymore. +--- 634913397 +>>634913224 +>the fact that you bongs completely ignore the fact that you used to be conquered and ruled by the french for more than 700 years makes me cackle everytime. +If you mean the Normans, they were settled Norsemen that conquered the Anglo-Saxons, you know, the Germanics that invaded them some half a century prior. +--- 634913616 +>>634907761 +I found the HH was easier to digest +--- 634913765 +>>634903881 +is the OP even really insulting tomb kings? they are basically egyptian skeletons + +I like the lizardmen, and I take no umbrage with the claim they are just aztec lizards because that's a pretty fair, if simple, description + +also fuck the french +--- 634913816 +>>634913397 +No i mean the french, as in the people from the kingdom of france which included blois and plantagenets-anjou. Your very language is filled with words derived from the french language and not related to any latin roots that might be explained with any roman ancestry. +--- 634914067 +>>634909310 +>announcing a report +--- 634914196 +>>634913224 +>but the fact that you bongs completely ignore the fact that you used to be conquered and ruled by the french for more than 700 years +we don't ignore it, it's baked into our subconscious, it's the primary reason we dislike them so much + +if you've never lived in a neighbouring country to France then you can never understand the hatred, it's a few big things and a million little things adding up over time; hell a big reason why Brexit happened is because France kept sending Syrian refugees across the channel so they would be stuck in Britain, the Syrian refugees travelled from the eastern side of Europe, and every country just kept funnelling them West until you get to Britain and there is no more west to go to, so they are stuck here, a bunch of people here basically treated it as Europe saying "fuck you, take all of them" despite Britain being one of the physically smallest countries, therefore the least able to take a mass influx of people +--- 634914315 +>>634903539 (OP) +>>634903539 (OP) +Because it casualized the franchise. I'm AN historybro and used to seethe about warhammer as a result but I've accepted this is what Total War is now and if you go in not expecting some super deep grand strategy game warhammers games are fun because of the unit variety and colorfull models and also some cool magics. +--- 634914378 +>>634913616 +Because HH is an actual story containing actual characters and concrete (but too few) factions. +40k is complete nonsense with shitty fan fiction space marine factions that are just retarded spinoffs of their legions because GW want their plastic buying paypigs to be able to make their own shitty space marine "chapters" in addition to buying Ultramarines merchandise. +--- 634914464 +>>634912345 +>Tabletop game isnt selling well +>people arent buying stuff because you barely support it, some armies are 2 editions out of date +>decide to kill it off +>License out videogames before you do, whatever, its a dead IP +>replace it with an inferior product (AoS) +>piss off your existing fans +>eventually make AoS successful as a game due to actually supporting it, but the lore is still shit and its still seen as a joke +>the videogames you licensed out makes fantasy more popular than its ever been +>people know its based off of a tabletop wargame but are dissappointed that they cant buy the models of the factions they like because you stopped making those models +>you lose out on a ton of potential customers and money +>scramble to reboot fantasy with warhammer: the old world +--- 634914563 +>>634914464 +GW needs to be sent to Australia for cunt correction +--- 634914650 +>>634914464 +Don't forget that on top of not supporting the game properly 8th Edition was also a complete mess mechanics-wise that encouraged people to buy tons of infantry boxes and new giant monsters. +--- 634914712 +>>634912904 +Chaos won in such a way that the world is now just nothing but chaos wastes populated by demons and whatever living creatures are left to be their servants until they get worked to death + +there was also a LOT of stupid shit and character assassinations for no good reason to get to this point. One character changes sides at LITERALLY the last minute, like the remaining non-chaos races have joined up to pull off a plan that will stop it, and just as they are about to win one of them goes "actually you know what? I'll side with chaos even though they hate me and will kill me once they win" and then backstabs the ONLY PERSON who could stop it. It's so maddeningly nonsensical that I think it's the worst piece of writing I have seen in a long time, to have someone made an intentional illogical action that will get him killed right as he was on the cusp of winning the fight +--- 634914750 +>>634913397 +Bullshit. +Normans were french, even more so those who conquered England. +--- 634914824 +>>634903539 (OP) +Warhammer "stole" their favorite toy despite getting multiple historical Total War releases +--- 634914870 +>>634903539 (OP) +>Uninspired +>Lowest common denominator lore +>Parent company constantly shits all over the fanbase +>Unjustifiable pricing +I don't think the problem is historyfags. The problem is Warhammer mongs are in the same boat as poltards. An illusive enemy is dying to see them fail! The historical wargames general on /tg/ keeps to itself. +t. played WFB, 40K and LotR for years and years and got out +--- 634914910 +>>634914750 +Modern french are celtic-roman-german mutts, but mostly german. They are francs. +--- 634914961 +>>634905603 +>frenchies are stuck up cunts who hate everyone else for not being french +>w-why are you mean to me you racist bigot +don't you have a strike to attend to in order to secure jamal's gibs this month? +--- 634914976 +>>634914750 +>>634913397 +>It is also interesting to note that few of the participating nobles in the Battle of Hastings were from the Cotentin Peninsula. Moreover, and none were reported to have supplied ships (as observed in Table 2). This would suggest a clear demarcation between Lower Normandy and the Cotentin Peninsula (Figure4). In part, this demarcation could reflect continued resentment of William’s rule within this region, insofar as the revolt of 1047 discussed earlier was in fact led by a prominent Cotentin lord. Still another trend which is of interest is the relationship between the nobles’ and knights’ origins and the relative density of early Viking settlement in the duchy. According to a map of settlement names, there was a high density of Viking settlers in the Cotentin Peninsula and the Pays de Caux region.45 It is in precisely these regions where fewer Norman combatants originated, as opposed to the Bessin region around Bayeux which had far fewer Viking settlement names and thus fewer descendants of viking settlers. Therefore, the Normans who fought at the Battle of Hastings were more likely to have possessed French than Viking/Nordic ancestry." + +>The Geographic Origins of the Norman Conquerors of England" by Christopher Macdonald Hewitt. + +On top of that half the "norman" army was not from Normandy but from other parts of northern France. Saying that the normans who invaded England are not French is just cope. They spoke french, were catholic, had the king of France as their liege, used french combat structure with mounted nobles and knights.. The only vikings at Hastings were on the losing side. +--- 634914990 +>>634914196 +Nah they went there all on their own +--- 634915039 +>>634914712 +>One character +Who? Its been ages since i read that shit +--- 634915054 +>>634914464 +>because you barely support it +WHFB had tons of support, what are you smoking? Several armies got huge releases during 8th and End Times, look at shit like the skaven stuff, nagash and the tomb kings. Lots of models and huge kits. People just weren't buying them, because the game was shit and old grogs actively kept people out. +--- 634915098 +>>634914712 +Fantasy was nonsensical and going nowhere. You can't play the minutes to midnight angle for decades without ut getting stale, case in point 40k. +Now advancing the narrative is also not a good idea but they had very little choice +--- 634915117 +>>634903539 (OP) +>magic +>flying units +>monsters + +I literally just want to recreate cool historical battles. Warhammer is also really easy once you understand the basic mechanics. + +At least the next Total War is historical. Lets hope its not another fucking Saga. +--- 634915124 +>>634915054 +>End Times +>support +announcing you're killing a franchise is 'supporting' it? +--- 634915136 +>>634914196 +Delusional. The UK takes way less migrants than big european countries like Germany or France, and even now that they left they still have massive influx of pakis, indians and nigerians +--- 634915203 +>>634907916 +Yeah it is amazing how stupid CA is. The TWW series was literally printing them money, and with even a modicum of more resources put into it they could easily push out a DLC every 3 months which people will happily pay for. Despite they they barely give the DLC team enough resources to get one out every 6 months or more, and don't give them enough resources to actually fix any problems are a reasonable basis. Hopefully they wake up when Hyenas bombs and they need to recoup some money and actually give TWW3 the attention is needs. Then again they already gave up on 3K when things got too hard so flip a coin. The fucking idiots. +--- 634915232 +>>634903539 (OP) +>the egyptians but they're skeletons +unironically, literally and figuratively kino +--- 634915245 +>>634914196 +You're fucking dumb, your own traitor politicians are to blame for selling you out. +--- 634915252 +>>634915124 +They kept releasing models, anon. The claim that WHFB died from lack of support is bullshit, anyone can go back and look at releases from 2012-2015 or so and see that there were tons of them. They just sold like shit. +--- 634915284 +>>634915039 +Mannlet von Tardstein +--- 634915291 +>>634915232 +Behead Rats +Murder Rats +Total Rat death +--- 634915349 +>>634915252 +Why are you contrdicting yourself in the same sentence? +--- 634915371 +>>634915136 +UK is packed to the rafters with immigrants. London (the absolute shit heap it is) is now less than 50% white British. that's the capital city with ~1/6th the entire population living in it. Half a million Hong Kongers have already come to the UK since 2018. Manchester's inner city population went from ~5000 to over 100K in less than 10 years. Greater Manchester is host to the exodus of refugee white Londoners fleeing their broken city, and breaking the next one. The UK is completely utterly fucked and it's not because of pakis and Indians it's because of the white liberal elite hellbent on passive aggression and progression +--- 634915372 +>>634908236 +Have the game installed on an SSD, use one of the 3rd party mod loaders instead of CA's worthless inbuilt one, and use the option to have the mod moved to data, and also merge mods is an option. That being said if you already notice long load times at 20 mods then the issue is probably your PC. People tend to play with 70+ before they see any difference. +--- 634915382 +>>634915284 +Oooooh, yeah, now i remember, that was fucking stupid +--- 634915482 +>>634905805 +if any people have the right to hate on french its the brits and germans +--- 634915540 +>>634913765 +it's not +Fantasy's shtick is "it's earth, but fantasy" +I mean look at the fucking map and what races are present in each area +Also, there's like two empty, inaccessible landmasses in the immortal empires that scream future DLC, not-India being one of them - I ask the loremasters, what will they put there? +--- 634915581 +>>634915245 +>>634915136 +>>634914990 +I never said that was the correct decision, I just said that's why it happened, and if you didn't live in the UK then you have ZERO frame of reference for how much propaganda there was surrounding this, for nearly a year every paper and every news program was dominated by Syrian refugees during a time when that stupid cunt Cameron proposed leaving the EU, and all the retarded low class builders, plumbers and van drivers fell for it because they have no critical thinking skills + +I'm still wondering who orchestrated this, because I doubt it was Cameron considering how as soon as the vote to leave the EU came into effect he just fucked off because it wasn't the decision he wanted (AND IF HE DIDN'T HAVE A CONTINGENCY FOR IT GOING THROUGH, THEN WHY PROPOSE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!!?) + +don't mistake my original post into thinking I like England, I just also don't like the French, and the bullshit they pulled at Calais gave ammunition to whichever hidden party wanted to make brexit happen +--- 634915598 +Lol I just read the Age of Sigmar reorganisation and it’s basically 1 faction of dudes who like civilisation and don’t want to destroy the world and 3 factions that want to destroy everything in subtly different ways. Couldn’t they think of a reason for factions to fight that isn’t we kill and leave everything as a wasteland? +--- 634915619 +>>634905603 +If your skin is white it's okay to be racist against you. I don't know why that's just what a certain group of people who are in charge decided +--- 634915626 +>>634914464 +7 years GW had opportunities to do some sort of real cross marketing to capitalise on the resurgence of interest in the IP and never did. Even with a 2 year lead time of design to production for their models, that is still 5 years where they couldn't even be bothered to make limited edition models of the LLs to sell. Not even as a throw away thing with Forge World with its inflated prices. Nothing. Instead TWW1 codes were given away free with White Dwarf to try and sell that because nobody wants to buy White Dwarf anymore. +--- 634915646 +>>634915581 +>bullshit they pulled at Calais +Like what? +It's not the french's job to police people leaving their country. It's not even a crime. +--- 634915685 +>>634909032 +>>634914961 +I hate the French too but I also hate other groups of people. Why is one okay is the question +--- 634915757 +>>634905603 +Bunch of reasons but for me it's the cheater culture they have. They just can't help themselves when It comes to fair play +--- 634915847 +>>634914464 +>>634914650 +WHFB died because they hired a fuckton of playtesters after 7th edition and all of them were powergaming cunts who played the top 5 armies. + +8th edition WAS GW listening to feedback, and that feedback was powergamers wanted to shuffled 50 man blocks around while spells wiped out 50 man blocks. +--- 634915869 +>>634905603 +I went there recently and was surprised how kind and helpful they were to the foreigners +Italians were mostly utter cunts though but women there were much hotter +--- 634915872 +>>634905603 +Because they're a bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys +--- 634915889 +>>634914712 +Mannfred backstabbing people for power is wholly within his character. +--- 634915937 +>>634903539 (OP) +Lizardmen are peak fantasy kino. OP is probably a knifear fag. +--- 634915938 +>>634915540 +Ind and Kuresh getting in as their own factions seems unlikely simply because of the effort required to make them and get them signed off by GW. This isn't Cathay where there was at least some reasonable amount of lore to work off, and Cathay worked since it was another good guy faction they needed for the base game and allowed CA to try and pander to China again. I think we might see some Ind and Kuresh units rolled into Cathay, or whatever they intend to do for the Monkey King. It seems pretty clear that the RoC map will get fleshed out and extended south east for the Monkey King related DLC, which will probably have the Fire Dragon (as the Burning Wind Nomads Cathay faction) as the opposite or involved in some way. But I highly doubt that Ind/Kuresh will be a whole faction in and of itself. The other place they might end up with units is Dogs of War, which is also where Nippon might get some stuff in, along with finally having a defacto Southern Realms faction. +--- 634915942 +>>634915872 +>t. jealous fag who doesn't know good cheese +--- 634915958 +>>634915136 +That's because France and Germany literally filter them all around Europe. +--- 634915974 +>>634915942 +>t. surrender monkey +--- 634916008 +>>634903539 (OP) +Histfag here, I play a lot of WH as well. 3000 hours across Rome, 3k and Shogun, 1000 hours across WH. +--- 634916010 +>>634915581 +Brexit happened because of the EU's plan to close tax loopholes and offshore tax havens in its member states. When the entire UK service-based economy is built around helping people across the globe hide their money in Jersey, Guernsey, Mann, Scilly, Caymans, Virgin Islands, Nevis & Kitts, Bermuda... (you get the picture), then you realise that the players who made Brexit happen are the entire political and economical elite. The conspiracy is the facade that there was ever a choice. +--- 634916026 +>>634915581 +Scottish civil servant spotted, nobody cares what you think welfare parasite. +--- 634916094 +>>634905603 +Can't speak for the whole world but as an Englishman we dislike them from birth, not in a serious genuine way but more of a joking rivalry. +--- 634916125 +>>634914464 +The best part of AoS is definitely Warcry. +That or the models. +--- 634916156 +>>634916010 +Considering the UK literally judt dodged nitrogen mandates from the EU I really can't see how anyone is saying Brexit was a bad thing. + +I mean I literally work in food transport and the fact that everything from Europe was literally seeing a reduction in production but the UK was fine should have been a big red flag. +--- 634916180 +thread theme +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elDUT1P07PQ [Embed] +--- 634916183 +>>634903539 (OP) +Everything i know about warhammer, I learned it from porn. +--- 634916242 +>>634916180 +Italy is not even a real country +--- 634916248 +>>634916156 +I dont think anything going on in the uk right now can be described as "a good thing" unfortunately +--- 634916268 +>>634915937 +Just started tiktaqto campaign, why has nobody told me that the lizards have air strikes? +--- 634916278 +>>634905603 +the remnants of Bush retards who fell for Bush era propaganda +--- 634916316 +>>634916010 +You do know the EU wasn't going to close all the tax holes right? The UK existed in the EU as the financial hub, and the EU always ensured this would happen. + +Cameron and the Tories mostly didn't want the vote to go the way it did, they expected people to vote remain and when the vote did pass they all shat the bed and have been trying to backstep and backroom deal everything enough to ensure Britain doesn't actually leave the EU. + +This is because the UK going full Singapore next to the EU would be downright catastrophic for German financial sectors, and the sudden lack of protectionism for the consumer industry would also rock Germany hard. + +Fact remains Britain's economy is two things, Electronic and car consumption and finances. Germany used to profit from both of those immensely, now it may not. +--- 634916360 +>>634916248 +Oh The Tories and their globalist paymasters are really trying to make sure Brexit isn't a good thing, but sometimes it just happens. +--- 634916362 +I actually liked the chorf dlc +--- 634916384 +>>634916268 +Wasn't that a thing with a battle report and whoever it was getting killed by rocks +--- 634916435 +>>634916384 +It was a White Dwarf battle report end of battle lore blurb. + +Be'lakor got bashed by rocks. +--- 634916446 +>>634916248 +Really though why is it that half the time you see a Brit it's actually a poo +--- 634916504 +>>634916435 +Right that's it. I couldn't remember who got killed but who better than be'lakor being ridiculed +--- 634916517 +>>634916435 +>>634916384 +>>634916268 +Eat shit chaos +--- 634916561 +>>634916446 +Because the government is supremely cucked, and to try and seem inclusive pushed forward dozens of non-white applicants to signal how tolerant and inclusive they are. + +Sometimes this works, Rishi Sunak is a globalist fuckwit who exists to bend the country to his banking overlords, sometimes this fucks up and the brown people actually align with the British public. +--- 634916578 +>>634905603 +Every French person I have ever met has been a fucking asshole. Also their government glowies were caught committing literal terrorist bombings in my country in the 80's +>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Rainbow_Warrior +--- 634916636 +>>634916578 +Greenpeace is garbage and that schmuck deserved to die +--- 634916645 +>>634915291 +Rats are fun-fun +--- 634916662 +>>634916578 +>Greenpeace + +Justified, even if it was French frogfuckers. +--- 634916692 +>>634916645 +Annihilate rats +Destroy rats +Purge rats +Complete global rat extermination +--- 634916741 +>>634916446 +poos are honorary brits +--- 634916757 +>>634905603 +French here +The people I hate the most other than non french are the french +--- 634916760 +>>634916741 +More like Brits are honorary poos +--- 634916790 +>>634916760 +yeah +--- 634916864 +>>634915685 +saying "stuff the french" is a little different than saying "I hate niggers" because society +--- 634916891 +>>634905805 +false. I hate niggers and I hate the french, and to be honest there's barely a distinction between them at this point. +--- 634916908 +>>634916757 +diogenes moment +--- 634916909 +>>634905603 +It's stupid and ironic so it's funny +--- 634916930 +>>634905820 +> France contributed to the world's history, culture and development the most +Italians created the modern world twice over you dumb fuck +Granted, they‘ve done fuck all since then, but the French empire at their peak didn’t have a sliver of the influence that the Roman emperors and the Medicis have had on world history +--- 634916940 +>>634916578 +>greenpeace +well fucking deserved, everyone should do the same to every other "green" fuckwit +reminder that these retards asked for germany to go back to coal during the whole russian gas fiasco years after they had successfully lobbied nuclear energy out of the country +--- 634916942 +ROUNDHOUSE KICK A RAT INTO THE CONCRETE +--- 634917013 +>>634916942 +I approve of this message even if it comes from a lizard +--- 634917026 +>>634916930 +this reads like a Tony Soprano cope +--- 634917054 +>>634909560 +Pretty sure the elections were rigged but even then most people who voted for macron were boomers and corpo, there were like 30% of abstention so Macron wasn't elected by the majority (and Lepen is a sell out bitch who's no better than him either way and doesn't even want to win for real so we were fucked anyway) +--- 634917062 +>all the ratcism itt +Bunch of uncultured orcs +--- 634917069 +>>634905820 +>can cope with the fact that France contributed to the world's history, culture and development the most. +???? The most influential european culture is the Italians (Rome), closely followed by the English (Plantagnean -> British Empire) +--- 634917096 +>>634916930 +>fuck all +Hey that's offensive, the fascist scare in the entire world is thank to us inventing fascism +--- 634917105 +>>634916942 +Poor Kroxigors just want to lift heavy objects and build things, but instead they are stuck having to exterminate rats. +--- 634917127 +>>634917026 +Retard +--- 634917146 +>>634917062 +Both you and the greenskins must be eradicated, Rat +--- 634917168 +>>634915203 +>Hyenas +So i haven't really been paying attention to what CA is doing after TWH3 but what is Hyenas? +--- 634917173 +>>634917127 +OH +--- 634917194 +>>634917127 +Zitto animale +--- 634917240 +>>634917168 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCyO9XsDHuY [Embed] +--- 634917270 +>>634917069 +Antoine Lavoisier creates oxygen you wouldn't even be alive without him retard +--- 634917276 +>>634917168 +hyenas is such a generic: the buzzword game it's difficult to actually describe without sounding like a wikipedia list of categories article +--- 634917285 +RATTED.COM +--- 634917295 +ratspeakers tell tell me which rat thing LL to play next please thanks +--- 634917327 +>>634905603 +The same reason why everyone wonders why white people can’t handle spicy food +--- 634917352 +>>634917295 +pestilens + +grab the plague cauldron cheat +--- 634917402 +>>634917327 +>food analogy +--- 634917475 +>>634917295 +If you are already used to all the existing ones, check out the Pestilent Brotherhood mod. Adds like 6 LLs for the minor Pestilens aligned Skaven factions. Some pretty interesting start positions too. +--- 634917672 +>>634917168 +No one is certain what the next major TW is, beside it being know they intend to do a 3K2. Hyenas is the terrible looking co-op FPS looter shooter they are dumping their money into currently. It looks just as bad as it sounds and was clearly made at the behest of upper management who are years out of touch with the market. Even if the actual gameplay mechanics managed to get polished up somehow, it will still be an insufferable piece of shit due to the almost Gearbox tone of writing and characterisation they are going for. +--- 634917687 +>>634905603 +It's okay to discriminate against whites. +--- 634917748 +>>634905820 +You know what, I forgot something in >>634916930 that the French did do that affected something in world history, you birthed the French postmodernist movement, which is the reason we have trannies screaming about how their axe wounds should be shown to children without telling their parents. So you guys have that influence, I guess. +>>634917026 +Nah, there’d be an extended monologue about Columbus then, Italian burgers are obsessed with him for some dumb reason +>>634917096 +Like everything else in modern Italy, it only really thrived when it migrated to Germany for work there +--- 634918356 +>>634903539 (OP) +How will they fuck up the next historical title, /v/? + +>DLCs for every nation +>battlepass +>leaders with "super powers" +>Saga (which so far have all been not really historical) +--- 634918403 +>>634915598 +Order/Chaos/Destruction split was already a thing in wfb. For example that one MMO from 2008 already used that terminology. AoS just added a 4th faction with the undead +--- 634918453 +>>634917748 +Pic related contributed more to modern history than anyone else, especially italian +--- 634918482 +>>634918403 +man warhammer online was so fun for the first twelve levels until you got forced out of the newbie pvp zone +--- 634918561 +>>634917687 +>Implying today's french are majority white +--- 634918679 +>>634916930 +Italy as a concept did not exist until like 200 years ago at most. +--- 634918710 +>>634908580 +They're Americans +--- 634918782 +>>634908580 +Canadians + +>Cold +>Society will happily give you a formal state murder +>Pretend to be polite, but are really complete cunts +>Like wearing black +>Gay +--- 634918970 +>Khorne hates them, because they drink blood instead of giving it to him +>Slaanesh hates them, because they are satisfied with enjoying the pleasures they knew in life +>Tzeentch hates them, because they are eternally unchanging +>Nurgle hates them, because they are immune to disease +Vampires are the best faction. Giving all of chaos a big fuck you just by existing. +--- 634919001 +>>634918403 +God I love Nighthaunts. +--- 634919054 +>>634918970 +The only Vampires who are cool are those who resist the curse and become badass heroes because of it. +--- 634919116 +>>634919001 +The fact you can basically run an entire army of "A christmas Carol" ghosts is brilliant. +--- 634919261 +>>634916517 +We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke. +--- 634919282 +>>634916578 +>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Rainbow_Warrior +>Oh no they sunk our greenpeace boat called the rainbow warrior +Um, that's based, sweety. Fuck you and all your rainbow faggot shit, biracial faggot. +--- 634919303 +>>634919116 +They are my favourite warcry list to run. +I have considered getting a full army but I already have enough models I haven't built or painted. +--- 634919368 +>>634918356 +The sad part is that their core dev team can't even design fantasy right. Whoever thought the Realm of Chaos campaign for TWW3 was a good idea, even after the lessons learned from the Vortex campaign in TWW2, genuinely needs to be booted. They just don't understand fundamental game design. +--- 634919425 +>>634905603 +Because hating popular things is always cool +--- 634919605 +>>634918482 +its still up on a private server, and the low level PvP zone still gets flooded on good hours +--- 634919657 +>>634916578 +French were based for that, and I say that as a Kiwi. +--- 634921797 +>>634918970 +Chaos hates all undead on principle of being disconnected from the Warp and not fueling them +--- 634921845 +what's the point of fantasy anyways? +>just take anything unique about 40k and replace it with generic fantasy shit +it's retarded +--- 634921915 +>>634921797 +Fairly sure all magic including dark magic used for animating dead comes from the realm of chaos +--- 634922091 +>>634903539 (OP) +Don't know about historyfags, but your picture suggests that aside from visual design warhammer is just boring +--- 634922095 +>>634905603 +Ever since Louis XIV started his war of aggression against his neighbours, the French have been a menace to western civilization who basically destroyed Europe with their Revolution, the only reason they are not cartoon villains is that they live next to the G*rms +--- 634922198 +>>634905603 +basically pic rel +--- 634922214 +>>634921915 +Yes, but when your soul is bound to your rotting corpse, it can't get eternally tormented in the empyrean seas of the warp. +--- 634922306 +>>634915349 +because he is an AoStard that can't live with trhe knowledge that he supports a chinese bootleg version of a superior product +--- 634922358 +>>634915371 +Isn't that the case in every white country? Hardly a dinstinguishing mark of the Anglos diff --git a/v/634903716.txt b/v/634903716.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3d2c0409d8c782e776a0528e472d23db1e8cf9a2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634903716.txt @@ -0,0 +1,132 @@ +----- +--- 634903716 +https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackWatch/comments/12t97k6/dead_island_2_is_using_the_denuvo_antitamper/ + +OH NO NO NO NO epic store haters! You have to actually SUPPORT the industry and buy the game now and it has to be on a storefront that isn't Steam! (Also healthy for the industry) + +DI2 sisters....... how did we lose to the big Epic cock??? +--- 634903782 +I mean it fucking hardlocked my entire PC when I tried to alt-tab out, immediately refunded. +it was grindy and enemies were spongy. + +What's the recent obsession with everything having parries, anyway. +--- 634903917 +When did this ironic "oh no sisters" posting even begin? Why not just call something shit instead of pretending to be upset? +--- 634903984 +>>634903716 (OP) +>Epic Games exclusive +Not interested. +--- 634904070 +>>634903716 (OP) +--- 634904134 +>Zombie FPS RPG +>2023 +No thanks "Bro" +--- 634904302 +>>634903782 +Parries are fun and add depth to combat + +Unless it's a western game and then it's usually poorly implemented and unsatisfying. +--- 634904773 +What's cringe is all the people that say they were big fans of the original, which is an absolute dogshit game. +--- 634905058 +>>634904773 +the original was a fun game to play with friends +was it jank with weird combat and an awkward clumsy story? yeah +but the game had some real character, it had some real soul + +it was trying to do something awesome, a cool setting, a coop open world game where u fight zombies with ur bros, making new weapons and bashing in skulls. +yeah, not everything worked out, it wasn't a game I personally played the most and I definitely think it had a lot of issues +but its a game that really stuck in ur head, especially for the time, it felt like something ambitious that wasn't quite good enough but still had a lot of charm + +is 2 any good? idk, I can't tell you, but its obvious to anyone who played the original when it was current and was playing other games at the time why it was exciting +--- 634905236 +Dead game poo +--- 634906004 +>>634905058 +>rEddIt SPacINg +but yeah, og was/is fun(ny) with friends +--- 634906232 +>>634906004 +thats not redding spacing, putting different points on different lines and being able to use enter isn't reddit spacing + +reddit spacing + +is when you leave an extra space between every line + +as if it was a new paragraph, because thats what you have to do on reddit + +or it all ends up on the same line, because they + +enforce their own retarded editing instead of just putting the plain text in +--- 634906254 +>>634903716 (OP) +huh this wasnt cancelled? +--- 634909015 +>>634906254 +Steam trannies wish it was +--- 634911781 +>>634903716 (OP) +anyone else have literally no fucking idea this was even releasing? +--- 634911965 +I'll just pirate it on the ps4 +--- 634912161 +>>634909015 +>tribalising over online stores + +lmao, man. generation alphas are fucking the doom of humanity. you are like some kind of monkey person + +guarantee the poster im replying to would risk death for jordans +--- 634913659 +Just played 9 hours of it in coop +My thoughts are: +3 players max is fucking retarded, why would they reduce it from previous games. I hope its possible to mod to a higher amount since its just ue4 +Some crashing, but it autosaves well so it doesnt matter. All of us basically crashed once but that was it +writing is okay i guess, a bit mediocre if anything. Alot of what i appreciated from dead island 1 is how b moviey the writing was, so this is kinda whiplash(lmao complaining about a game improving). Theres a few cringy lines from my character(ryan) and some from npcs(theres a thug named chungus) but overall not unbearable. Some of humour lands +As for main story writing, im not sure im far enough to comment on its quality. Most of it makes sense but I had one thing where your character has to have this epic cutscene because ???? and he just wakes up on the beach and somehow held onto the quest item which he waves around in the cutscene. Its minor but I dont really get why it existed. +gameplay is a massive step up from dead island, like its barely even comparable. Its like the perfect blend of the dead island and dying light combat imo, dying lights got boring too quickly for me and obviously dead islands was just subpar. +Guns are hit or miss +Pistols, revolvers, shotguns and bolt rifles are fine i guess(for a dead island game) but semi rifles feel kinda trash because they have an artificially low firerate +I didnt get a chance to try a machine pistol or burst rifle +economy is much better, no longer do you spend all your money repairing weapons that are already useless due to leveling up. Weapons last longer and money can be spent to upgrade them to your level. +Really my biggest problem is the 3 player limit, i didnt realize it had that till launch and we had to abandon 1 friend +Id give it a 7.5/10 +I was kinda hoping it was shit like the previous games though, I love a jank coop game experience +--- 634913868 +>>634905058 +2 is basically just more of the same, including the jank, shitty characters and writing. I wouldn't call the game shit, but it's very mediocre. +--- 634914132 +the biggest seller of di1 was the analog combat system where you could input right stick movement into attacks +is it still in this game? +--- 634915142 +>>634911781 +You also get 0 bitches +--- 634916361 +>>634913659 +Thanks for the review. I'll get it once it's on steam, and hopefully a 4 player mod released until then. +--- 634916505 +>>634916361 +>until +So you want a 4 player mod to be released before it's on steam, but stop existing once it's on steam? Weird +--- 634916771 +>>634916505 +I probably worded it retardedly. Should learn to sleep through the night again, so my brain doesn't malfunction during the day. +--- 634918313 +>Denuvo cucks the steamie and now they can't do their epic may may "thanks uncle timmy" + +KEK +--- 634918602 +>>634914132 +Nah, they got rid of the manual aiming and now it's pretty much just Dying Light. My biggest complaint about the game. +--- 634920293 +>>634913659 +Nice, thank you for your ongoing review, my son. I appreciate it. ^^ +--- 634921747 +>>634913659 +Can you turn off the damage numbers and enemy health bars? I always hate that crap, I turned it off in Dying Light 2 and in CoD Vanguard zombies when they added it too. +--- 634921814 +>>634904302 +>Parries are fun and add depth to combat +How do you parry? +--- 634921940 +surprised timmy doesn't mandate denuvo for all EGS exclusives, given the amount of dipshits talking about pirating EGS exclusives out in the open diff --git a/v/634904017.txt b/v/634904017.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f301c54457bf19c5c7aae30173797743bc1b198b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634904017.txt @@ -0,0 +1,142 @@ +----- +--- 634904017 +Threads hitting bump limit, 4.5 months before launch. + +This game will break /v/ +--- 634904081 +>will break +>future tense +Every thread trying to discuss this game is flooded with underages seething about it not being on Switch. It's already broken /v/. +--- 634904197 +>>634904017 (OP) +We been knew Todd will deliver the best all arounder space gaming experience. +--- 634904198 +I'm the most highly critical anti-Skyrim poster on this board. I've argued with Skyrimniggers till 3 in the morning about how the game sucks fucking ass, and to even insist it's better than Oblivion is on a level of retardation not yet recorded in medical textbooks. I'm excited for Starfield, the snippets of gameplay they've shown are the most promising things I've seen from the studio in years. Pic related alone should be a sigh of relief for anybody even remotely interested in RPGs. + +>Talking heads +>Mute PC +>Persuasion mini-game returns but refined + +This harkens back to when Bethesda actually gave a shit about their games. +--- 634904416 +>>634904198 +I hope the persuasion mini game keeps interesting with different tones for each line. Like maybe you can flirt your way out of something, be threatening, etc. +--- 634904538 +>>634904198 +Personally I'm an unabashed Skyrimnigger and unironically think it is not only better than Oblivion but also better than Morrowind in most aspects (main story excepted though Dragonborn's is much better) and arguably the best TES game as a complete package and I also think Starfield is going to be good. The persuasion minigame isn't a big deal to me but I concur on the other two, and I also really like what they've shown in regards to the slew of character creation options. There's still a shortage of footage but what we've seen shows a pretty unique SF setting with just a hint of a more fantastical aspect (the flashy designs here and there, or the passing mention of different religions in character creation). It feels like it's going to be a game of a flavor that isn't seen very often, though of course it's too early to draw any solid comparisons on its atmosphere. +--- 634904623 +>Cringe +Constellation +Freestar Collective + +>Based +Crimson Fleet +--- 634904659 +>>634904017 (OP) +This game will break so many bucks +--- 634904794 +>>634904198 +Skyrim is a very strange game for me. I don't consider it very good in many regards, however I always find myself coming back to it. There is a certain something there that draws you back in. + + maybe it's all the fucking re releases +--- 634904820 +>>634904017 (OP) +This game reminds me of Taco Bell because I got Taco Bell right before they showed the game at that one event +--- 634905245 +>>634905007 +Japanese individuals are WILD. I've seen some videos of straight japanese guys giving each other handjobs as a joke in public wtf??? +--- 634907534 +it's gonna be dicks +--- 634908942 +>>634904017 (OP) +Damn, and I thought my "Why does he and his new game Starfield make /v/ seethe so much?" Threads were the best performing Starfield threads getting posted currently. +But I guess Russiabait does drive replies. +--- 634909123 +I unironically dont like the way Beth games play nowdays, it seems like they make a playground that is barebones as shit and its the modders job to add content, realized this when i was playing Skyrim recently with only graphics mods. +The game story/quests are fucking shit, legit fucking boring and dull as possible. +I want them to even restrict Starfield a bit, but make the game actually fucking interesting +Thank you for reading my blog +--- 634909614 +GOTD +--- 634912804 +>>634904017 (OP) +I was honestly interested in this game but what has been revealed quickly killed the hype. I still hope it'll be good but at this point the only thing I'm still curious about is the ship customization +--- 634913071 +is this really the only game this year lmao +--- 634913079 +>>634905007 +The power to point at someone and make them look away. No wonder the ladies want him +--- 634913215 +The combat looks like complete ass and dropping frames in their own gameplay reveal video is not a good sign. Wish they'd put out some new footage to allay my fears. +--- 634913331 +>>634913215 +you havent even seen the aliens yet and you're already talking shit +--- 634914660 +i can't take it anymore Todd, show something....anything +--- 634915014 +>>634914660 +Wait for June, my childe. All shall be revealed. +--- 634915464 +It looks like a shitty FO4 mod. I have zero hopes for it. +--- 634915578 +>>634915464 +Not only will it be the undisputed GOTY, but a landmark release in vidya that will usher in a new age of true next-gen gaming. Completely unrivaled in its sheer epic quality, up until the release of TES VI. +--- 634915860 +>>634915578 +so true +--- 634917356 +>>634915464 +>Snoys actually put in the effort to make that picture +They're getting scared starbros +--- 634917393 +>>634915014 +>30 mins +Fuck off +--- 634918282 +>>634904017 (OP) +>Locked at 30 fps +>Creation club mods only +>... Which means you'll be stuck with Bethesda """"patches"""" +>Microtransactions out the wazoo +Can't wait +--- 634918541 +>>634918282 +Why are you making posts that tell everyone you're a huge retard? + +>Locked at 30fps +On consoles, maybe. Depends if they're gonna pull a Redfall with no performance mode. No such lock will exist on PC which is where Bethesda games have the most longevity. + +>Creation club mods only +This is the part that makes you just a huge dumb niggerfaggot. Bethesda is well aware they're successful because of the mod community. They hire the most notable modders that crop up for fuck sake. To get rid of modding is to get rid of their hiring pool and all their good will. +--- 634920136 +>>634918541 +>Bethesda is well aware they're successful because of the mod community +Yeah, and Todd event went as far as to say he thinks it's going to be the best game they have ever built for modders because of CE2 +--- 634920793 +>>634904017 (OP) +I love the concept but the gameplay looked absolutely dogshit. The shooting was so unresponsive and wooden. I really hope that was super early footage and they've improved it a ton. +--- 634920796 +>>634920136 +>the best game they have ever built for modders because of CE2 +Hehhehheh, bueno... +--- 634921142 +>>634904017 (OP) +How is anyone excited? +Let me remind you that this game is made on the Creation Engine, it will have endless loading screens, and the gameplay will be boring af. +All the bethesda games are, to be honest. They follow the same formula and it just doesnt work anymore. Cant wait to go from checkpoint to checkpoint talking to people. Who actually enjoys this? +--- 634921358 +Don't know about /v/. +Don't care about /v/. +I'll be playing Starfield +On my PC. +--- 634922239 +>634921142 +>Endless loading screens +>checkpoints +>what is this schizo smoking? +--- 634922267 +>>634920796 +I try and try to get my women to look like the middle one in your pic related, but they just never come out right. :\ +--- 634922664 +>pajeetsoft marketing skipping Redfall and skipping straight to Starslop +Arkane really are finished diff --git a/v/634904467.txt b/v/634904467.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9097efd1f4d1fa1d9ec9693ce103cd58d094b711 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634904467.txt @@ -0,0 +1,925 @@ +----- +--- 634904467 +>buy amd +>the very first thing it does is hard crashes a video game +no wonder this junk is so cheap +--- 634904516 +>>634904467 (OP) +Thanks Jensen. I will now buy a 4070. +--- 634904543 +>>634904467 (OP) +yeah, install minimal drivers or even better, drivers only, the full drivers while loaded with features are far more unstable +--- 634904578 +>>634904467 (OP) +i'd take that over hard rebooting my whole computer with no blue screen +--- 634904676 +>>634904467 (OP) +ive been sitting on my 570 for like 4 years and this never happened to me +--- 634904683 +>>634904578 +It does that too. +--- 634904735 +>>634904676 +rx570? Mine crashed while changing settings in RE4 but that was the only time. +--- 634904765 +>>634904467 (OP) +AMD's GPU hardware division is based in China and its driver software division is based in India. That is perhaps the single worst possible combination for anything related to technology. +--- 634904771 +>cheap +Is it tho? +I was thinking if switching to amd, but their cards cost the same +--- 634904846 +>>634904771 +nah, rx 6600 costs the same as rtx 3050 but it's much faster +--- 634904849 +>>634904771 +just a year ago i bought amd simply cause it was available. the cpu is great, the gpu was defective. oh well. +--- 634904874 +>>634904467 (OP) +Kek. I haven't bought AMD since the elephant's foot that was the 290x and I never will again. +--- 634904941 +Bought used Sapphire 6800XT for $400 2 months ago +undervolted it and put into a SFF case +it just werks +stay seething pajeet +--- 634905057 +>>634904771 +AMD CPU legit blows intel out of the water. +Their GPU however is really iffy. +--- 634905121 +>>634904771 +What >>634905057 said +Their CPUs are great but their GPUs are aliexpress-tier garbage +--- 634905187 +>>634904925 +imagine the brown third world schizo that makes wojak memes to post here +--- 634905212 +>>634905121 +their cpu are shit and are kikes now. +--- 634905215 +Ive had this happen to my 5700xt a lot of times. Although I never like to turn my computer off so that might not help +--- 634905239 +>>634905212 +>Their CPUs are shit +Their latest gen GPU is cheaper than Intel while being superior to intel. Shut the fuck up pajeet. +--- 634905298 +>>634905187 +>wojak +--- 634905346 +>>634905212 +Their CPUs are still better than Intel's but the gap is narrower than it was five years ago where they were just comically blowing Intel the fuck out +Intel still hasn't quite caught up but the difference is minor enough that I would still recommend an Intel CPU simply because it plays nicer with Nvidia GPUs. The GPU gulf is much wider, AMD GPUs simply aren't worth buying ever unless you're extremely desperate. +--- 634905516 +>>634904765 +So Nvidia is the white man's choice? +--- 634905524 +>>634904765 +>its driver software division is based in India +are you making this shit up? I literally interviewed with them for the DirectX driver programmer role at their local office last month. Didn’t get the job though cause I was underqualified. +--- 634905543 +>>634905346 +> The GPU gulf is much wider, AMD GPUs simply aren't worth buying ever unless you're extremely desperate + +Please provide me a better GPU than the 6800XT for its price too buy you bitchass nvidia shill +>inb4 muh drivers bugs crashes +0 on my machine +--- 634905651 +>>634904467 (OP) +been happening to me recently as well, while playing wartales and from the ashes +--- 634905757 +>>634905543 +What are you, poor? Just buy a 3080. +--- 634905807 +>>634904467 (OP) +Even my laptop integrated GPU does that. +AMD is truly garbage +--- 634905843 +>>634905757 +>Buy a GPU that is already obsolete +--- 634905863 +>buy our latest card we fixed vr support we swear it'll be even better than nvidia +>it's fucking worse than their last card without vr support +--- 634905925 +>>634904467 (OP) +This place continually warns against AMD, anon. It basically boils down to "their cards are cheaper than Nvidia Jew shit". Given AMD's historical driver support it's always buyer beware. Now if only Intel could finally become a relevant player we might have actual choices. +--- 634905929 +>>634904467 (OP) +works on my machine +install better drivers ;^) +--- 634905952 +>>634905843 +No you see- +--- 634906067 +>>634904467 (OP) +>it's another retard who can't uninstall old drivers before installing new ones +AMD drivers work fine unless (you) fuck something up and it's why they still have such a bad reputation. +--- 634906069 +>>634904467 (OP) +ive had rx580 for 4 years and the driver has crashed 2 times. +--- 634906187 +Nvidia shills trying to save their sinking ship i see :^) +--- 634906256 +>>634905524 +>Didn’t get the job though cause I was underqualified. +You didn't get the job because they got cheaper Indians +--- 634906273 +>no drivers +>still crashes +--- 634906302 +>>634906067 +uninstalled that shit with ddu before installing a new gpu, it's a no brainer +--- 634906424 +>>634905925 +intel is probably likely to bail out rather than improve +--- 634906578 +>>634906187 +delete this +--- 634906610 +>>634906187 +Holy fucking based +--- 634906674 +>nvidia sales fucking plumment and crash +>Quick! shit on AMD on /v/! +you think this is gonna up your sales jensen? +--- 634906784 +>use linux +>it just works +>play video games just fine + +Windows problem. +--- 634906845 +>>634906674 +This is not helped by the fact everyone's balls are held tight by two giants running the industry. When they both suck they can afford it and you don't have a choice. +--- 634906905 +I must've won the lottery or something but I've literally never had any of these issues and I've been buying AMD since the Radeon HD 3850. + +I usually suspect that the people who have these issues are using custom Windows installation discs or something. +--- 634906929 +>>634906674 +nice try, lisa +--- 634906982 +>>634906845 +AMD has some legit good and worth it GPUs tho, well two, the 6800XT and 6700. +the 6800XT especially, can be bought for $450 and it can basically do 4K60 in everything +--- 634906984 +>>634906187 +everyone's going to regret it though, if they don't grab one before the war with China fucks up supply chains again +--- 634907057 +From the 6970 to the Fury, I noticed AMD go from sleeping giant to fossilized turd in multiple terrible ways, they went all-in on AI and compute before companies that the industry actually paid attention to started the trend, so the most their cards did was mine crypto with OpenCL and the like, which in turn started the trend of adding an extra $100 to GPU's on the notion it MAY generate income. They GPU prices we're seeing now started with that shit, and specifically with the 290's and how fucking hard it was to get a cheap one. It was impossible to get a cheap AMD card just in general back then, although it didn't help Nvidia's lineup wasn't that hot until Pascal, and all AMD had to do was be better than that + +AMD's driver shittiness fractured the usually chill driver modding community, which was born out of a need to patch-up the cracks, because with each new shitty rebranding of Catalyst, something was broken in a really bad way, like DX9 MSAA randomly not existing in some releases, or the fact they actually did that CAP bullshit for a period instead of just not breaking shit on a per-game basis in a driver release, and then there's sabotaging the Rage launch because they couldn't even be bothered to put an OpenGL 4.2 driver outside of dev channels + +Ray Adams, the ATI Tray Tools dude, warned AMD devs that gutting the API hooks ATT uses would probably break other games that used them trickshot coding style, and in addition to killing ATT, this probably broke the several games that stopped working on nu-Catalyst, and probably where most MSAA woes started. And then there's JohnM, the Radeonpro dude who completely abandoned his closed-source ATT replacement because AMD hired him for Raptr, only to shitcan Raptr, and John to ragequit entirely because he wasn't getting his dick sucked enough on Guru3D. Honorable mentions go to Regneneration of NGOHQ, who made a CUDA-to-OpenCL wrapper, showed PhysX working on a 5870, and then disappeared of the face of the internet +--- 634907110 +>>634907057 +Thanks ChatGPT, very cool +--- 634907373 +>>634906784 +>mom cancel my meetings pacman fucked up my config again +--- 634907416 +>>634907110 +They're just not a good GPU company anymore anon, they would need to pull another 9800-tier card out of their ass at this point. Take this from someone who's used their shit since a Rage Pro, AMD will never get better, just buy an Nvidia card and live with the fact Inspector is all you need to ensure no game breaks ever +--- 634907452 +>>634905346 +>the gap is narrower than it was five years ago where they were just comically blowing Intel the fuck out +AMD 7000 series does comically blow Intel out of the water due to 3D V caching. The only reason it isn't as bad as the past is because AMD is more expensive compared to the Ryzen 3000 era. +--- 634907489 +using amd since 2012 and only had 1 driver timeout from changing resolution in some 20 year old game +--- 634907546 +>>634906674 +but but the more you buy the more you save! Just stop kvetching. +--- 634907559 +>>634907373 +>things that don't happen but wincucks pretend happen + +Hello Sirs. Good Morning. +--- 634907603 +>>634904467 (OP) +>Want to switch to Linux +>They said that Nvidia is shit and I should just get an AMD card to have less headaches +>AMD cards are apparently shit +What do I do /v/? +--- 634907631 +>>634907416 +Why dont games break on my 6800? +--- 634907651 +>>634907559 +yeah and how long did it take them to support signed packages? Then again I understand why sabayon is hated. +--- 634907703 +>>634904467 (OP) +Yeah +Fucking Forza Horizon 3 always popped this message 10 to 20 mins into the game +--- 634907713 +>>634907603 +the argument is the drivers are shit +on linux amd is a must, open source drivers +--- 634907723 +>>634907603 +Do the needful and buy a Series S. +--- 634907809 +>>634906984 +>everyone +Not the poorfags because there are no poorfag cards anymore. +--- 634907830 +>>634905757 +>10gb vram scam +--- 634907863 +>>634907809 +>no poorfag cards anymore. +As /v/ will loudly tell you radeon is only for poorfags. +--- 634907905 +>>634907830 +The funny thing is a 3080 user can't even use stable diffusion to render out a smug reaction image as they'll run out of memory. +--- 634908018 +>Start computer +>Pic related +>Panic and restart +>Same issue +>Take out GPU and use onboard +>All good +>Put GPU back +>PC works good again + +Drivers issue or is my gpu dying? +If it's dying I'm never buying a Radeon card ever again +--- 634908040 +>>634907905 +I beg to differ +--- 634908085 +>>634908018 +--- 634908090 +>>634908018 +Dont install malware from 1337 pajeet +--- 634908137 +>>634907905 +Bro I was able to use SD with a 3060ti, a 3080 can definitely do it +--- 634908218 +>>634904467 (OP) +Did you seriously fall for the daily AMD shilling on /v/? RIP OP. +--- 634908278 +>>634904765 +I believe it. +--- 634908304 +>>634906187 +Why would you redeem!? +--- 634908305 +thanks nvidia goy I will now buy your GPU +--- 634908436 +>>634905298 +All rook same +--- 634908445 +>>634908305 +see>>634905952 +--- 634908607 +>>634904543 +>the full drivers while loaded with features are far more unstable +Do AMDfags really? +--- 634908697 +I want proof that people shitting on AMD drivers actually have a modern AMD GPU, if not i will just assume those are nvidia shills, simple as +--- 634908759 +>>634904467 (OP) +Every time. +--- 634908797 +>>634908607 +nvidia drivers can't even adjust fan curve in drivers, let alone overclock, so yeah AMD drivers have far more features but they are more unstable if you use said full feature version +--- 634908896 +>>634905187 +Lurk more retard. +--- 634908916 +>>634906929 +Those are totally not normal power plugs for a gpu. What the fuck is that? +--- 634908989 +>>634908759 +>not posting the full version +--- 634909028 +>>634908916 +its just a pass through to monitor how many volts its getting +--- 634909048 +>update AMD drivers +>sleep mode stops working + +I'm at my fucking limit I swear to God +--- 634909086 +>>634908018 +>>634908085 +>not checking the cables +>inadvertently reseats GPU in cheap motherboard PCI-e slot +>blames the GPU + +It could have been the GPU + +but your monitor could also be dying. +--- 634909146 +Ryzen 5 5600, Radeon rx 6650 xt here +Shit's only crashing when my undervolting/overclocking goes wrong (my fault) +--- 634909180 +>>634908697 +i bought ant amd 270x after my nvidia 980 died + +the 270x died in under a year and i had to switch back to a 1080 + +didn't keep the box or anything as proof but w/e +--- 634909201 +>>634909180 +>modern AMD gpu +--- 634909241 +>>634904467 (OP) +Glad to see (well, not really) that nothing changed since 2001. +--- 634909281 +>>634909086 +I did checked the cable and I didn't put it in a stupid cheap motherboard pci-e slot, you slut. +But yeah you're right it could be my cringe monitor. +--- 634909393 +>>634904543 +>Even better, install linux and use only console, but if you breathe too hard, the GPU will burst into flame and start spewing shrapnel. +--- 634909440 +>>634904765 +india is the leading in tech what the fuck do you mean? +--- 634909448 +>>634904467 (OP) +i had an rx580 for a while, every time i updated the drivers i would have constant microstutters across the system for like an hour, then everything would be fine. +never figured out why it happened, never fixed it, got rid of the card for a 2080ti and everything's been fine since +--- 634909543 +Good good spew your bullshit some more so i can buy cheap GPUs that can do 4k60 while the equivalent +>superior +Nvidia GPU crashes because of the lack of VRAM +--- 634909568 +>>634904467 (OP) +Daily Reminder: I have a 4090. +--- 634909669 +>>634909568 +>has a 4090 +>names pc after a product to clean shit from toilets +It all makes sense. +--- 634910005 +>>634909180 +>980 +>to a 270x +the absurdity of this situation actually makes it believable + +Unfortunately it means your 980 broke within 18 months, or else you would have gotten an rx 480, instead of a 7000 series tier radeon. +Despite the swift failure of your 980, you blame AMD, before migrating back to nvidia, which delivered similarly faulty hardware, for a 1080 that itself released just one month prior to Ellsemere GPUs + +Your story checks out, except it doesn't leave much time for the 270x to have failed in "under a year" and leave the 980 for have shown any more endurance than the 270x. This certainly doesn't make "modern" AMD gpus look good, but it does suggest it is par for the course. +--- 634910049 +>>634909440 +Good morning Sirs +--- 634910068 +>>634910005 +Okay, nigger. +--- 634910128 +>>634904467 (OP) +>don’t run DDU when upgrading GPU +>get ass +>cry on underage board +yeah that fits +--- 634910668 +>>634908305 +Excuse me? Your AI porn sir? +--- 634910749 +>>634908989 +Fermi has been memoryholed. +--- 634910756 +>>634908797 +>nvidia drivers can't even adjust fan curve in drivers, let alone overclock, +This nigger doesn't know about nvidia-smi lol +--- 634910859 +>>634908797 +GeForce Experience needs an account lol +At least with AMD's shit you don't +I do love Nvidia's control panel though, it just werks. +>t. use both Nvidia and AMD cards +--- 634910939 +>>634905346 +Performance wise, sure +But goddamn efficiency wise though, those e-cores aren't doing shit +--- 634910980 +>buy AMD +found the problem OP +--- 634911069 +>>634906187 +>moores law is dead +Imagine believing anything this faggot has to say +--- 634911078 +>>634906187 +OH NO NO NO +--- 634911103 +>>634906187 +>moores law is based +holy fucking KINO +--- 634911167 +>>634908607 +you probably dont remember the days of amd catalyst drivers +--- 634911247 +>>634911069 +>>634911103 +who do i believe? +--- 634911352 +>>634911247 +Do your own research anon. +He is a faggot AMD fanboy that makes shit up for clicks and panders for the redditor. +But now I'll be called an NVIDIA fanboy... Despite having an AMD GPU. +So the conversation goes nowhere. +--- 634911529 +I will buy the second best current gen GPU from wither manufacturer at no more than $400. +--- 634911549 +>>634904467 (OP) +Kek, I used to have this every time I'd boot my computer for years +I had to wait like 10 minutes doing nothing or else it would freeze and crash and I'd have to reboot. It was so bad I couldn't even send the crash report. I haven't had problems in a while but I'm certainly never buying amd ever again. +--- 634911749 +>>634905057 +>AMD CPU legit blows intel out of the water. +*Unless you are doing a productivity task that heavily relies on avx extensions, in which case AMD shits the bed because they still can't into avx. +--- 634911893 +>>634911749 +Some AVX is disabled on 13th gen anon so you aren't using it for that either. +--- 634911948 +>>634906984 +I bought a cheap rtx 3060. Nvidia can get fucked. +--- 634911983 +>>634909440 +The only thing India is leading in is shitting on the streets. Now that I think about it, doesn't the Chinese do the same shit? Maybe that's why India and China is warming up to each other these days, cause they have things in common? +--- 634912035 +amds are trash +i've been a poorfag since 2002 so i had ati/amd only +it was a world of pure torture, especially 2013-2020 when amd got crearly destroyed +finally got decent pay and switched to intel/nvidia +no issues, no bsods, no dead drivers +fucking perfect +--- 634912039 +>>634907905 +AI shit is already dead. And illegal in many countries soon because some pedos use it to create cp. +--- 634912053 +>>634911749 +Intel shits the bed with AVX as well. +--- 634912079 +>>634911948 +I got a refurbished 3080 +--- 634912082 +>>634905057 +Depends on the game and workload. +Personally I think Intel are more consistent across all games while AMD is better at some and worse than others. +--- 634912119 +>>634912035 +Intel is objectively the shit CPU now. +Even the best intel CPU is worse than the best AMD GPU at the moment. +--- 634912152 +>>634908305 +>Rtx 3070 shit the bed because of vram +RUMAO. +--- 634912171 +Spotted the fanboy +--- 634912218 +>>634910668 +I don't use illegal shit. +--- 634912230 +>>634912119 +>>634912171 +Also, nobody ever talks about the AMDip in games and has poor 1% lows (pic not rel). +--- 634912275 +>>634912230 +>1080p +So basically there are minor differences in numbers for circlejerking but no difference in real world application? Got it. +--- 634912282 +Sirs do no redeem the AMD +--- 634912357 +>>634912275 +1440p and above is fine with whatever game really. +64% of people are still on 1080p while only 20% are on 1440p. +I personally have a 13700k and still play at 1080p but I'm a sweatlord competitive player. +--- 634912372 +>>634904735 +No anon he meant a GTX 570 c'mon now... +--- 634912449 +>>634912285 +wheres the 13900k stock? +--- 634912474 +>>634912282 +>refurbished +Don't forget AI fags use an app that trains on actual cp lmao. +--- 634912476 +>>634912282 +New worlds was nuking Nvidia cards as well for a while right? +--- 634912497 +>>634904467 (OP) +Not a problem on linux, next time use a real man's operating system. +--- 634912505 +7900 XTX MBA reporting in +i dont have issues +--- 634912528 +>>634904467 (OP) +AMD always has some weird issue. Sure you save money but then you have to wait for the drivers to catch up. Processors are good though. Even with whatever issue it has. Just be sure to read up on it because there won't be a time where its just random. That shit happens to everyone. +--- 634912548 +>>634904467 (OP) +How could this happen? I've been hearing for 10 years AMD fixed their drivers. +One of better marketing moves is how AMD drivers are seen as 'fine wine', because their performance improves over years. Normally that would be called 'shit getting fixed'. +They cards aren't even well priced. They jew just as hard as nvidia on releases and then market forces them to drop prices. Hopefully same happens to nvidia with 40x series, but at this point I wouldn't be even surprised if they will just release 4090Ti, release whatever performance for lower cards and focus on 50x series, +--- 634912569 +>>634912497 +>linux +>gaming +--- 634912672 +>>634912119 +i care about stuff working, and 99% of apps and games are built for intel +i don't care that i overpay or underperform compared to comparable amd garbage +i care about not acknowledging the existence of BIOS and never seeing a blue screen +to put it short, intel if for adults +--- 634912707 +>>634912672 +Based Pajeet +--- 634912762 +>>634910128 +Most underrated post in this thread. Possibly made by a unicorn. By which I mean someone with a brain that knows how to use a computer on /v/ +>>634910749 +I am just going to wait to recycle these when the 40 series ITX's come. +--- 634912789 +>buy AMD CPU +>optical audio crackles +>takes 50 seconds to boot every time (checked and unchecked all settings) +>display port didn't work in BIOS and I had to change to HDMI every time +never buying AMD again holy fuck +--- 634912841 +>>634904467 (OP) +>no wonder this junk is so cheap +i wouldn't call "10% less than nvidia" cheap +--- 634912907 +>>634910749 +--- 634913170 +>>634912569 +>a 7900xtx has better performance than a 4090 on windows +>you can play almost any game except anticheat protected ones +>retarded faggots think it's worse than wangblows +--- 634913318 +>>634912789 +I bought a 5800x3d and immediately I started getting small issues +>just update bios +that's the answer you'll get 99% of the time +with intel you literally don't have to do shit, it's retardproof and it just works + +don't give a fuck if amd is better their shit is just garbage +won't touch their CPU's or GPU's +--- 634913407 +>PEBKAC +>"FUCK AMD!!!!1111ONE" +--- 634913408 +>>634913170 +>better than the 4090 +This is the 4080 and it depends on the game. +--- 634913419 +>>634904467 (OP) +That is windows 10 problem. +Use this to fix it: + +[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\GraphicsDrivers\TdrDelay] +"TdrDelay"=dword:0000003c +--- 634913456 +>>634913170 +>wangblows +>microshit +>wincucks +>JOIN OUR CULT! WHY DON'T YOU LIKE US? +--- 634913554 +>>634904467 (OP) +God I fucking love my PS5. PC "gaming" is such a chore and you spend most of your time troubleshooting bullshit errors and sifting through old forum posts for solutions lmao. +--- 634913576 +i'm enjoying my 4070 chuds +--- 634913649 +>>634913408 +*The 7900xtx is better *ON LINUX* than the 4090 *ON WINDOWS* +--- 634913663 +>>634909440 +>india is the leading in tech +my sides +--- 634913728 +>>634909568 +what do you use it for? +--- 634913742 +>>634913318 +i was building a new rig back when the 5600x and shit had just released, and no motherboard seemed to support it out of the box without a bios update. that pretty much filtered me right out of the gate, went intel yet again. +--- 634913804 +>>634913728 +>Resolution: 3840 x 2160 +he's probably using it for that alone +--- 634913820 +>>634913728 +--- 634913845 +>>634913649 +>linux +Anon, we are talking about video games. +If "Linux" was in the benchmark it would be biased as all the games would be 0 fps. +--- 634913865 +>>634904467 (OP) +never happened to me +learn to use computers +--- 634913894 +>>634913613 +>CMD script vs actual game +--- 634913921 +>>634913170 +Show me Dead Space Remake with no upscaling at 4k with RT on. +--- 634913990 +>>634913554 +Not if you buy decent hardware. People keep having issues with their Legacy OSes and their store brand hardware. It'd be like if I bought a PS5 and expected to play games on it, when the PS5 has no games. +--- 634914087 +>>634913554 +Weird. Never had a problem on my PC. +Also Consoles aren't free of troubleshooting either. +--- 634914670 +>>634912171 +And I'd still take the 7800X3D over the 13900K simply because it's way more efficient and draws like half the power. +--- 634914775 +>>634914670 +>cares about power +>GPU pulls 600W +sure, anon. +--- 634915046 +>>634914775 +>power draw only matters when my favorite side wins +I swear, it's always the same with you clowns and the second Intel manages to be more efficient again you'll be the first to shit on AMD for that. Also, I'm not retarded, so no, my GPU doesn't pull 600W. I'm also not falling for the 4K or raytracing memes, so there's no reason for me to even need one like that in the first place. +--- 634915121 +>>634915046 +>buys high end CPU +>pairs it with a 3060 +god you faggots are really something... +--- 634915179 +Works fine on my Linux machine. +--- 634915198 +>634915179 +>linux +>gaming +--- 634915257 +>>634915198 +Retarded monkey can't even do something as basic as replying to a post correctly lmao +--- 634915296 +>634915257 +cope +--- 634915352 +>using AMD since the RX570/580 +>never had a single driver crash +care to explain? +--- 634915373 +>>634904467 (OP) +Nvidia keeps spamming this thread on /v/ and /g/ because they have no VRAM +--- 634915415 +>yet another thread where peasants are fighting each other while their technocrat rulers get richer and kill the middle class ensuring everyone but them will truly be a peasant +you're all retarded +--- 634915417 +>>634915373 +Nvidia has plenty of VRAM. +--- 634915423 +>>634915352 +Nvidia has a monopoly on AI text generation and they're putting it to good use by using it to send a army of AI bots to market their products with realistic GPT4 like conversations that were large model trained on 4chan. +--- 634915472 +>>634915417 +LMAO Nvidia architecture literally can't keep up +--- 634915592 +>>634915417 +Shame about their memory bus +--- 634915681 +>AMD Unboxed +--- 634915746 +>>634915472 +Definitely can't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSKbpq3arXA [Embed] +--- 634915892 +>>634915681 +Nah not AMD unboxed, but incompetent unboxed. +--- 634916097 +>>634915373 +Gotta keep people away from AMD so they will buy those 4070's. +--- 634916292 +>>634904467 (OP) +>have a 290 that lasted me all of last gen +>still use it in my 2nd rig +>have 5700XT and Ryzen 3600 in current rig +>justwerks.jpeg +I'm sorry you're a tech illiterate retard, OP. +--- 634916337 +Works on my GNU+Linux machine. +t. 6700 XT Chad +--- 634916367 +>>634909440 +It was pretty based when they had planes falling out of the sky +--- 634916413 +>>634912548 +>They jew just as hard as nvidia on releases +Nah, they have yet to top pic rel. +--- 634916474 +>>634904516 +They’re both fucked +--- 634916493 +>>634904467 (OP) +>he thought "AMD drivers lol" was just a meme + +I had 7970 back in the day and I loved it. Went for a 480 8gig and it was pure pain. Nvidia since then +--- 634916874 +>>634910128 +Many such cases. +Its even so common I think most people complaining about amd drivers are the retards who forgot to uninstall their nvidia drivers. + +And yes, retards, moving from amd to nvidia will also fuck up your games unless you uninstall your display drivers +--- 634916953 +>>634916874 +works on my machine +I upgraded 2070 to 4090, works flawlessly without touching the driver +--- 634917016 +>>634916953 +>I went from nvidia to nvidia and it just works lel +Wow, we got a triple retard here. +--- 634917070 +>>634916953 +--- 634917079 +>>634904467 (OP) +Works on my machine lol + +>RX6650 XT +--- 634917114 +>>634904467 (OP) +Mine did this, turned out my hdd was dying causing the crash. Other things to check is if the fans are tuning properly. I just have mine tuned to 49% when im gaming +--- 634917485 +>>634908305 +This is a direct result of jewing the VRAM +It was intended to be a 16gb card originally anda modded successfully made it 16gb +--- 634917523 +>>634911069 +He lost a lot of credibility when he kept claiming +>crypto isn't the main reason for the higher GPU prices +>nvidia doesn't have 80+% market share, JPR and steam hardware survey are both lying +>intel is definitely cancelling battlemage and celestial, it'll be a laptop GPU or a single low end SKU at most +--- 634917612 +>>634916493 +I went from a 6870 to a 480 back in 2017, same experience, had so many issues. Bought a 3070 in 2020 and had no problems until now that 8gb of vram isn't enough. + +So I have 2 choices now: +>4070 ti 12gb and pain in 2 years because of vram +>7900 xt and constant pain because of drivers + +I don't know what to do. +--- 634917701 +>>634917612 +>8gb of vram isn't enough +It is though. Or are you one of those tards playing at 4K ultra? +--- 634917705 +>>634909048 +This is why I'm scared of buying a 7900 XT. FUCK. +--- 634917732 +>>634917612 +unironically 4090 +--- 634917772 +>>634917612 +What are you playing that has issues? +--- 634917774 +>>634917523 +Crypto had nothing to do with gpu pricing, that is absolutely correct. It was used as a scapegoat, same was as covid was. +--- 634917831 +>>634917732 +You're a retard if you get 4090 or even a 4080 just for gayman. +--- 634917847 +>>634907416 +10 years ago they took the crown with the 7970 though, and the lower SKUs were better value compared to the nvidia equivalent. They just need to pull something like that again. +If they get multi-compute-chip tiles working on GPU, they can just make some 800w monstrosity with a combined 1000+mm^2 die size and just get the crown through sheer compute power. That'll do wonders for their image. +--- 634917927 +>>634917847 +Sure, but the issue is heat generation. AMD cards run hot as fuck. +--- 634917953 +>>634917701 +It's shitting the bed on my 1440p monitor too. RE4make is a warning because I couldn't turn ray tracing on and have decent quality textures, thankfully the ray tracing implementation on it is shit. +It also can't run other recently released games. In a year it won't be able to run most games. And what if I want to play 4K on my TV? I should have listened to the doomers saying 8gb was pathetic back in 2020. +--- 634917956 +>>634917701 +I’m in the exact same boat as him +There is some stuttering in some games at 1440p +I’d be fine with the card’s performance if it had more VRAM +Was hoping to find a 3090 cheap but that’s not happening +--- 634918061 +>>634917772 +See >>634917953 +Technically "no issues" because I turn RT off, but I did see some texture pop in occasionally and now I know why. +--- 634918118 +>>634904467 (OP) +>windows +>gaming +every time +--- 634918147 +>>634917774 +No. I did my own research during that time. 2miner showed the world wide hashrate for ethereum increased by the equivalent of over 20million 3080 equivalent hash rate from mid 2020- early 2022. That is at least a 20-25% increase in overall market demand, but consumer gaming GPUs are just a part of that, so in that particular segment, they probably increased demand by over 50%. If you know anything about how demand and supply works and how the elasticity of luxury goods like GPUs looks like, it's safe to assume the vast majority of the price increase was from miners. Another easy thing to point to is how quickly the used prices of GPUs plummeted after September 2022, when ethereum went proof of stake and they could no longer extract profit from GPUs. +--- 634918203 +>>634918118 +I have a deck and gayman sucks dick on linux too. Stop pretending it's so much better than winblows, it's not. +--- 634918217 +>>634904467 (OP) +Works on my machine +--- 634918237 +>>634918061 +Yeah, I’ve noticed it in some games too +Currently playing elden ring and theres LOD popping +Though I’m not sure if that’s just the game but I suspect not +--- 634918379 +>>634918203 +Never had driver issues with AMD on linux, but I'm sure you're a special kind of retard that do. +--- 634918437 +>>634909440 +No you are not. Fuck off. Get out of my country. All you do is make software worse. If every street shitter got out of IT, software as a whole would exponentially grow in quality because it wouldn't have you worthless subhuman retards writing spaghetti code and fucking everything up and leaving competent developers to fix your mistakes, time they could of spent actually writing good code. +--- 634918546 +>>634918437 +lmfao +Glad my cunt isn't retarded and keeping their chip technology in-house. +--- 634918589 +>>634910668 +>CP +No thanks, I'm not a nonce. +--- 634918698 +>>634904467 (OP) +Works on my machine :^) +I call PEBKAC or blatant nshittia shill +--- 634918821 +>>634909201 +Not him but my old 7970 lasted me roughly 7 years. I don't get why people shit on AMD so much. Never had any issues with mine. Maybe I just got lucky. +--- 634919435 +>>634918379 +You have zero reason to lie +--- 634919701 +>>634919435 +Give any examples or go be a retarded shill somewhere else. +--- 634919840 +>>634918437 +The Bell Labs one actually upset me. +--- 634919997 +>>634913921 +>4k with RT on +Why would you want to halve your framerate regardless of GPU? Why would you pay 1000+ for a GPU only to play at console framerates? +--- 634920063 +>>634904765 +you bloody benchod +--- 634920993 +Every time I boot my PC I get this error. It never occurs when actually gaming or anything, though. +what the hell could be the cause? +--- 634921118 +>>634917831 + +Being poor is much worse than being retarded. +--- 634921138 +>>634915415 +For what purpose? This is the thing I just can't understand. If they reduce the whole earth to crippling poverty, who is going to buy anything? They're relying on starvation and a couple wars to kill everyone off? Then what? There's billions of tons of toxic materials and other stuff that need to be dealt with before any mass depopulation can be permitted. +--- 634921216 +>>634920993 +amd cpu or intel cpu? what ram? at this point most software crashes are because of cpu/ram being unstable. +--- 634921238 +>>634921118 +Recognizing that spending 1500 bucks on a video card only for gaming is retarded has nothing to do with being poor you retarded zoomer. +--- 634921381 +>>634921138 +>why would 1% of the population want to enslave the other 99% +>but the 99% would rebel +picrel + +why would you need your slaves to buy anything if you literally own them? +--- 634921397 +>>634921238 + +$1600 - $2000 would be more accurate. AMD will always be "the poor option" for zoomers. +--- 634921505 +>>634921216 +This is my current build. I have the liquid cooling so maybe I fucked up the install? But nothing really reaches unstable temps when playing even 4k/144hz so maybe not? +--- 634921640 +>>634921397 +AMD will always be an option, but novidea will sink in the next 5 years unless a miracle happens. +--- 634921649 +>5800x3d +>7900XTX +>just werks +Based on this thread I must be a sorcerer. +--- 634921713 +it's almost like modern GPUs aren't made for video games anymore +--- 634921735 +>>634905187 +terrible bait +--- 634921853 +>>634921505 +https://www.amd.com/en/products/cpu/amd-ryzen-7-7700x + +Max Memory Speed is 5200mhz on the memory controller. If you do higher you're overclocking it and that can cause instability. Unless you get zero errors in TM5 Extreme Preset running multiple passes then you can't say that you are stable. +--- 634921913 +>>634921853 +>5200Mhz +holy fuck that is slow. +--- 634922019 +>>634921913 +Memory speed matters less on single CCD CPUs, the more you know. +--- 634922082 +>>634921118 +Still accurate, maybe even more so considering Nvidia raised GPU prices by roughly 50%. +--- 634922235 +>>634922019 +memory speed matters heaps on modern CPUs +the more you know. +--- 634922310 +>>634922235 +It seems like you have barely any knowledge of the subject if you can't be specific about architecture or core complexes. +--- 634922386 +>>634921649 +The AMD Drivers Meme has been shilled to death since the ATi days on various forums all over the internet. Im not sure Nvidia pays for shills these days since they have 90% marketshare. Its probably just cultists and cheerleaders at this point in 2023. +--- 634922395 +>>634922310 +Because it effects all modern CPU's dumbass. +--- 634922736 +I had an AMD for 15 years but sadly I had to switch to Nvidia as I needed those sweet CUDA cores to run stable diffusion diff --git a/v/634904662.txt b/v/634904662.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..deaf213e7881a3f14dcf370bb28a7cc4af798e84 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634904662.txt @@ -0,0 +1,66 @@ +----- +--- 634904662 +Name a worse VN. spoilers You can't +--- 634904901 +>>634904662 (OP) +If /v/ shills it you know it's trash. +--- 634905079 +>>634904662 (OP) +It's definitely the most disappointing. +--- 634905534 +13 sentinels +--- 634905587 +>>634904662 (OP) +If /v/ hates it you know it's good. +--- 634905782 +>>634904662 (OP) +but enough about muvluv +--- 634905790 +>>634904662 (OP) +high points a good, who cares about the rest? +--- 634908660 +>>634904662 (OP) +literal 10/10 kino kys +--- 634908715 +Worse than Umineko? Any other visual novel that is not made by Uchikoshi. +--- 634912050 +>>634904662 (OP) +I have been seeing a lot of hate towards this lately. +--- 634912909 +Yume Miru Kusuri's the worst I've read. +--- 634912986 +>>634904662 (OP) +I can't find "You can't" on steam, which VN is that? +--- 634913052 +>>634904662 (OP) +SG +--- 634913067 +>>634908715 +Anything by Uchikoshi is worse than Umineko. The only thing it does better is comedy. +--- 634913161 +>>634904662 (OP) +Higurashi +--- 634913178 +Name a VN with a better OST +--- 634913273 +>>634913178 +Yu-no +--- 634913573 +the shitposting has effectively stopped 2 years ago. +--- 634914357 +>>634904662 (OP) +Higurashi +--- 634915186 +>>634913178 +Unteralterbach +--- 634918173 +>>634904662 (OP) +i can't name a single VN because i've never had homosex yet +--- 634920248 +>>634912050 +its shazzamniggers and contrarians's next target +--- 634921196 +>>634912050 +>lately +--- 634921247 +Sorry OP, but pic related is the most pants-on-head retarded VN ever written. It's a shame they shit the bed so hard after Sharin no Kuni. diff --git a/v/634904854.txt b/v/634904854.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7f9b17231418df9bc78203bc5571b290c84c0c46 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634904854.txt @@ -0,0 +1,396 @@ +----- +--- 634904854 +When will Leon Breed Claire ? +--- 634905010 +>>634904854 (OP) +I don't get why doesn't he preserve the bloodline considering Jill also got some super genes. +--- 634905326 +>>634905010 +>sex with your best friend +That's disgusting +--- 634905421 +>>634905010 +Too busy creating mutt babies with sheva +--- 634905432 +>>634904854 (OP) +That ship has sailed Chris. +--- 634905493 +>>634905326 +Who said anything about sex? just convince her to be surrogate or something. +>>634905421 +If that works. +--- 634906156 +>>634905432 +Is this what keeps Chris up at night? +--- 634906309 +I think Leon could beat Chris in a fist fight 2bh. +--- 634906504 +>>634906309 +Leon gets knocked out and beat very often in his games +--- 634906620 +>>634906156 +That's why is perfect for the job, can you imagine going to your rival/brother-in-law house for Thanksgiving. Just for him to sit you at the kid's table to humiliate you. +Leon S Kennedy would never do that, NEVER!! +He's a true American hero worthy to continue ou-, sorry the Redfield bloodline. + +AND I'LL HUNT DOWN THAT KUNG PAO CHICKEN SMELLING BITCH IF NECESSARY! +--- 634906704 +>>634906504 +To BOWs. Chris is just a roid-monkey. That ain't shit to a martial artist. +--- 634906718 +>>634906309 +how many boulders has leon punched out? +--- 634906745 +Someone needs to just fuck Chris' sister already. :/ +--- 634906962 +>>634906704 +Wrong, no-frills punching is canonically the most powerful form of combat in the RE universe. +--- 634907075 +>>634906309 +lamo no +--- 634907081 +>>634904854 (OP) +The remakes are actually an attempt by Leon to alter the timeline to ensure he will never sleep with Claire, and also hide in the past from Chris. +--- 634907095 +>>634906745 +Well Wesker volunteered. +--- 634907470 +>>634906962 +Why didn't Chris use that? +--- 634907518 +LEON HAS THIS EVERY NIGHT ?!?! +--- 634907558 +>>634907518 +She wishes. The only thing Leon has is a bottle of bourbon. +--- 634907560 +>>634907095 +Whenever I see that picture of Wesker (bottom one) I always imagine him making a "honk honk!" noise or something. +--- 634907591 +>>634907095 +I DON-*coughs* +The Resident Evil community will never accept a traitor continuing one of the greatest bloodlines in all of gaming. +--- 634907731 +>>634904854 (OP) +Shouldn't the girls have reached menopause by now? What's with Capcom and not letting its protests having kids? +--- 634907770 +>>634906309 +>Leon runs from boulders +>Chris fist fights them +lol +--- 634907854 +>>634905010 +Punching boulders comes at a price; Chris has ruined his balls through steroid abuse. +--- 634907914 +>>634907731 +Some say it's them being too chicken to face the potential wrath of Japanese fans, but I would say they are just too fucking lazy to write romance. +--- 634907987 +>>634907914 +Who has time for romance in a zombie-killing franchise? Every second not engaging in combat with BOWs is a second wasted. +--- 634908092 +>>634907987 +Shut up, Capcom, everyone can find time for a little loving. +--- 634908158 +>>634908092 +No. Kill zombies. Kill demons. Kill monsters. Fight. Fight. Fight. Kissing is not fighting. Sex is not fighting. Embrace combat. Destroy your enemies. Nothing else matters. +--- 634908669 +>>634904854 (OP) +Don't worry, He will be busy with Jill in the new RE movie. +--- 634909109 +>>634907470 +he heems wesker if you do the melee qtes right +--- 634910448 +>>634907518 +You fucking wish Ashley +--- 634910857 +>>634910448 +Poor Leon, even a BOW would be a better option. +--- 634910971 +>>634910857 +Whatever you say, faglord +--- 634912873 +>>634905010 +I imagine after what happened in Resident Evil 5, Jill was probably made sterile. Otherwise why wouldn't Chris be continuing the bloodline with her? +--- 634913126 +>>634912873 +Jill was undergoing laboratory testing after RE5, and it wasn't exactly a couple of days ordeal, don't think Chris is really that much of an exhibitionist to do it while a bunch of nerds in lab coats are watching. +--- 634914029 +>>634913126 +Yeah and that was probably under BSSA supervision, who we know are now corrupt as fuck making bioweapons themselves. So Chris probably had to stand there and watch as Jill was turned into an incubator by the same group they founded. + +No wonder he went rogue and started working with Blue Umbrella. +--- 634914112 +>>634906309 +kek +--- 634914285 +>>634914029 +I think you got some things mixed up. Chris was reluctantly working for Blue Umbrella as a loan from BSAA, and was still part of BSAA in 8, until in the end he revealed a BOW among them, and that's what made him lose it and plan a confrontation. He has no idea what they did or didn't do to Jill. +--- 634914472 +>>634904854 (OP) +Why don't you just fuck your own sister, bro? Surely two of the same superior genes would create the ubermensch. +--- 634914614 +>>634904854 (OP) +After Ada's permanently gone, and not a day sooner +--- 634915430 +>>634914614 +Everyone hates Ada it's so funny. She's like the writers pet that conveniently slips out of danger like a really shitty Carmen sandiego +--- 634915640 +>>634915430 +>Everyone hates Ada it's so funny +Seethe nigger +--- 634915813 +>>634915430 +I am glad that I'm not the only one who feels this way about Ada. The only game I've ever liked her in is RE4 Remake because Leon actually calls her out on her bullshit and she has something resembling a character arc in that game. Glad she was cut from Village. +--- 634916046 +>>634907731 +RE game development is just a front for the developers to pursue their collective fetish of taking creepshots and body scans of the models and actors they hire to portray their characters. They aren't going to let the women age until somebody at Capcom develops a granny fetish. +--- 634916113 +>>634914285 +I was so obviously joking faggot. +--- 634916487 +>>634905326 +No worries, Sheva exists as well, and since daddy Capcom found out that they can just make demakes of nostalgia for easy shekels, her game is next. So, unzip the pants and get working, Chris-boy. +--- 634916540 +>>634916487 +>demakes +Go back +--- 634916619 +>>634916540 +Keep slurping your next goyslop and pretending it is an improvement in anyway outside of muh graphics, zoom zoom. +--- 634916640 +>>634916487 +>he thinks RE5make is next, and not REmCVke featuring canon Chrisker/Wesfield ultragay hatefucks +You poor, deluded fool. +--- 634916675 +>>634916619 +I like re2, but I don't consider it a good remake. +--- 634917169 +>>634916675 +RE2 was the only acceptable one. +RE3 doesn't even deserve to be mentioned because Capcom sure as hell didn't care about it other than to ship it. +RE4 only has better graphics and Ashley that has more personality than just "LEON, HELP" every second, but it is a downgrade from original in every way. Takes itself way too fucking seriously which clearly shows that they have no idea what made original fun. Salazar went from being fun to just existing, and any line that had spice in it has been censored because we can't have that in 2023. Not to mention that this was a game that didn't even need a bloody remake, but they did it because Capcom can't be bothered to remake games that actually could use a remake (aka every single game that was shit due to one reason or another). +--- 634917571 +>>634904854 (OP) +Canonically the only guy who fucks +--- 634917648 +>>634917571 +This guy's like the only normal person in the series +--- 634917806 +>>634917169 +RE4's approach is definitely different to the original version but I think that's what makes it a good remake. Apparently the RE3 Remake team were planning to make RE4 a 1:1 remake but the RE2 Remake team stepped in and took over the project and made bigger changes. + +I can see how somebody who likes the original RE4 would be displeased with the remake. I actually dislike the original RE4 and like the remake a lot more because of adjustments made to tone, and to areas like character consistency for Leon between RE2 and RE4. I think the remake's approach makes better use of the setting for a horror style instead of the arcade action style of the original. I do agree that censorship of Luis' "ballistics" line and also making Ashley wear skorts is stupid. And the remake was definitely not as necessary as Code Veronica or RE0 remakes. I think it was greenlighted because they wanted a guaranteed money maker that would give them a budget to create more assets to reuse for future RE Engine games. + +Personal preference has a lot to do with it. If you enjoy braindead run and gun arcade shooters that Mikami haphazardly splattered across a wall after playing too many Kojima games, that's okay, but some of us actually have discerning taste, you fucking plebeian +--- 634917810 +Unrelated but the weirdest thing about RE is that despite the games doing record sales numbers, there is little discussion about them in the normiesphere. The reddit is dead, the forums are dead, the discords are dead, you find more discussion about the games on the chans than anywhere else. Other games with high sales usually have communities +--- 634917879 +>>634917571 +I think you're forgetting about a certain someone with a detachable left hand. +--- 634917991 +>>634917879 +Literally only Mia, the rest are pure fanboy drivel. +--- 634918031 +>>634917806 +>discerning taste +>slurps remake made for zoom-plebs in mind +Your irony is bigger than whatever Kojima shroom you think that Shinji consumed. +--- 634918127 +>>634917806 +>discerning taste, you fucking plebeian +Remakes are the most pleb thing ever though. Plebs are the ones who are creaming themselves over them in the first place. +--- 634918181 +>>634917991 +>only Mia +--- 634918290 +>>634917991 +>Literally only Mia +You don't think Miranda would have been interested in some BMC, staying in that nice comfy house, pouring wine and dancing to jazz music, after not getting any action in ~100 years? + +And you can bet Zoe gave him a little sloppy toppy as thanks after RE7 +--- 634918306 +>>634918031 +The original re4 didn't have good writing and the original trilogy were worse or on par with voice lines as re4. I like re4 og because it makes Leon irreverent and he is likeable because he is overtly a videogame character protesting the bullshit he is in. + +Re4 re is better at a technical level basically everywhere but makes Leon a more believable character... and his character isn't that good. +--- 634918391 +>>634918127 +Yeah that shitty little movie of five guys standing in a room from the 50s is sooo much better than John Carpenter's version of The Thing +--- 634918520 +>>634918391 +>goes into random unrelated rant to deflect +Pleb, zoomer and seething for being called out for it, all at the same time. +--- 634918672 +>>634918181 +>>634918290 +Judging by the way she treated him? No. +She was cold too him and treated him like shit. +>doesn't want him close to her when she's cooking +>doesn't let him taste the ciorba de legume +Yeah, Miranda x Ethan is only fan shipping. +--- 634918793 +>>634918520 +>BUZZWORDBUZZWORDBUZZWORDBUZZWORDBUZWORD +>no argument +Yupyupyup, just as I suspected. I RAPED your MIND. It's over. I fucking won (again). +--- 634918820 +>>634905010 +Because Chris is gay, he wants to have sex with other men.He want's to be bred by another man. +--- 634918910 +>>634918793 +>slurp slurp slurp slurp +Take that black bull's cock out of your mouth for a second and then post. +--- 634919072 +>>634918820 +Chrys would never have sex with a man +--- 634919074 +>>634904854 (OP) +Dude, that's a funny joke, you should post it somewhere else +--- 634919152 +>>634918181 +>>634918181 + B U T T O C K S +--- 634919231 +>mentally ill remake h8er revealed his true colours ALREADY +>It only took three (3) posts to push him over the line +That's a new personal best for me! Wow! +--- 634919287 +>>634907470 +I think the glove is his special attack in REverse...i +--- 634919429 +@634919231 +>uses ebin numbers spelling +>talks to himself +kek +--- 634919538 +>>634918672 +>Didnt saw the amount of wine around the house +>She said that she want to store his blood for later before she ´´kills`` hin +She was just annoyed that he keep nagging about Lousianna kek +--- 634919551 +>>634919429 +?? +@ +??? +--- 634919596 +Why didn't Chris continue the bloodline with Rebecca, when he had the chance? +--- 634919665 +>>634919538 +I'm not sure I get the point of any of it. He slammed a baby in to a zombie, this somehow worked, then Chris kills his wife and eventually Ethan dies and comes back to life and for whatever reason any of this happens? +--- 634919692 +>>634919538 +No,it was because she wasnt there. She couldn't talk about it, even though it doesn't say that this was something between Ethan and the real Mia. +--- 634919786 +>>634917879 +the worst RE protag +--- 634919971 +>>634919786 +Funny way to spell Chris +--- 634920068 +>>634919971 +Nice try, Leon fujo. +--- 634920076 +>>634919786 +Woops, I forgot to attach my image! +--- 634920101 +>>634918520 +How is that unrelated, it's about remakes. +--- 634920226 +>>634920101 +Go and reread what was the original post, take as much time as needed to process it and you will figure it out. Assuming you have a single working brain cell. +--- 634920317 +>>634919596 +I honestly would live action Rebecca +--- 634920384 +>>634920226 +>Remakes are pleb shit +>One of the best horror movies is a remake +>T-That's unrelated. +--- 634920389 +>>634919538 +>She said that she want to store his blood for later before she ´´kills`` hin +because she was surprised that he was still breathing after having his heart removed. +--- 634920437 +>>634920384 +So, there isn't a single working brain cell in your head. Case closed. +--- 634920526 +Wha about games you shipping obsessed trannies? +--- 634920571 +>>634904854 (OP) +I don't get it, why doesn't Chris just do it himself? +--- 634920587 +>>634916540 +all demakes are dog shit cry zoomie +--- 634920616 +>>634920389 +she did it before removing his heart dude...seriously at least watch the cutscenes before even trying to talk shit mah dude +--- 634920636 +>>634920437 +So you have no argument, got it. +--- 634920659 +>>634916113 +If that was your idea for a joke then for your sake I hope you never consider a career as comedian. +--- 634920670 +>>634920526 +games? +--- 634920674 +>>634920076 +Put the Ethan scar in the hand and its perfect +--- 634920819 +>>634919596 +Rebecca is secretly a guy. +--- 634920857 +>>634920526 +This is what happens when niggers never have sex themselves, so they project their entire desires onto other men (fictional) that they project onto, so that they could have sex with their favorite waifu to cope for the lack of their own sex life by pretending to be that nigger that is doing the fucking instead of them. It is the ultimate form of cuckoldry, mostly inflicting Asian and average modern white men. Amen. +--- 634920989 +>>634916046 +are rebecca and ethans models both japs? could have fooled me +--- 634921060 +>>634904854 (OP) +But why was he such a dick in 8? +--- 634921213 +>>634921060 +He has lived long enough to become the villain, didn't you notice he is copying Wesker's style in clothing? +--- 634921219 +>>634916640 +CV doesnt matter when lost nightmares cover the rivalry better...You just need to buy REmake5 gold edition kek +--- 634921252 +>>634921060 +He is running out of time. Claire's ovaries are drying. Cats keep getting piled up. One of them is named Albert Whiskers. Leon is trying to poison his sperm with alcohol every day all because one bug doesn't want to fly his way. Being Chris is hard. +--- 634921385 +>>634921252 +>One of them is named Albert Whiskers +>One +>She already have Albert Whiskers the 5th +>She already have a Alex Whiskers by now + +Its Over +--- 634921408 +>>634921060 +He's like in his 40s by the time 8 happens. There's nobody left to carry on the bloodline so his has to force Ethan to be an heir +--- 634921556 +>>634921408 +It all makes sense...If Ethan manage to put a baby in that dried bitch Mia Chris tought Ethan could breed Claire even with her dried eggs. + +He will try again when Rose manages + to fully build a moldy futa cock +--- 634921641 +>>634921060 +Organisation that he founded basically turning into one he fought. I have feeling that bsaa t-zombies from 8 are related to Jill and her t-virus antibodies. +--- 634921703 +Friendly reminder Claire overcame T-phobos infection on her own and probably has reaped some benefits. Maybe one of them is that the number of her eggs has quadrupled. +--- 634921832 +>>634921703 +>T-Phobos only activates when you are in fear. +>you need to rape Claire to fully impregnate her. +--- 634922125 +>>634905010 +Chris knows full well with how much of a sick bastard Wesker was in life, if he busted a nut in Jill's womb, Uroboros would intercept the Redfield sperm, injecting Wesker genes into it as they work their way to Jills eggs. +--- 634922128 +>>634921832 +Not so fast, bear, the initial infection activates in fear, but overcoming it and becoming what Alex imagined as god means the immune system kicked the virus into submission. Something how Albert Wesker controlled modified progenitor thanks to his superior immune system, while other Weskers kicked the bucket. +--- 634922270 +>>634922128 +You are no fun +--- 634922317 +>>634922270 +Cheer up, it probably means Claire will be the one doing the raping. diff --git a/v/634904936.txt b/v/634904936.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..50af199e35b1a791159557e9a697aec0968f8ce3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634904936.txt @@ -0,0 +1,142 @@ +----- +--- 634904936 +What games have the best elves? +--- 634905004 +Arcanum +--- 634905352 +>give pointy ears to a human female +>suddenly becomes sexier and more fuckable +Can someone explain why this happens? +--- 634905671 +>>634904936 (OP) +you just posted her, wonder labyrinth is a nice touch after watching the anime +--- 634905748 +pirotess > sneedlit +--- 634905784 +>>634904936 (OP) +Prompt? +--- 634905827 +>>634905784 +what? +>>634905748 +no +>>634905671 +I already played it. +>>634905352 +Dunno, baffles me too. +>>634905004 +I checked it out once maybe I'll try it again. +--- 634905945 +>>634905748 +yes. +--- 634906135 +>>634905352 +the kuroinu opening scene, at least that's my guess +--- 634906515 +>>634904936 (OP) +Dragon's Crown has a pretty cool elf +--- 634907372 +you are planning on buying her next game, right? +--- 634907403 +>>634905784 +faggot +--- 634908531 +>>634906515 +that's a pretty cool butt +--- 634908767 +You don't care about games. +--- 634908773 +>>634905827 +>no +But consider the following. +--- 634909480 +>>634908773 +why does Piro like water so much? +--- 634909761 +>>634909480 +She's just getting ready to get on Ashram's big boat. +--- 634909854 +>>634908767 +go back to /tg/ and post the tenth obvious samefag post to bump your little thread there +--- 634909943 +>>634909761 +it really do be like that +--- 634910340 +>>634907372 + +I tried it and I hated it. It was like playing a warcraft 3 mod that I didnt like. +--- 634910437 +the one where you get to massacre them as a bearded fellow +--- 634910758 +>>634905352 +It's that implication of inherent superiority. An elven woman is more lithe, graceful, beautiful and sexy than any 3DPD human girl. +--- 634912245 +>>634910340 +I was over it pretty quickly, but Thayla is hot +--- 634914769 +It was always Morrowind, like the last hundred times you made your no-game threads. +--- 634916107 +>>634909854 +>bumps the thread from 10 +--- 634916743 +Posting... is strength. This is not to be contested, it seems logical enough. You post, you affect your thread. But is it what you need? You are... different... inside. + +>>634864695 → +This anon made a thread and had power, of a sort. He was told to kill himself, mocked for predicting Blizzard's demise, but he persevered. His thread remained on topic, it reached bump limit, and he received many (You)s. And now, it is archived. His thread will 404, its posters will move on, and he will be forgotten. He had a "good" thread, but it had no bumps left. It was a slave to archival. + +I wonder if this thread is destined to be forgotten. Will your posts fade in the shadow of on-topic discussion? You are born of Coom, the very essence of that which derails threads. You have bumps, if you wish it. +--- 634916764 +>>634916107 +no that was me +--- 634916831 +Morrowind +--- 634917493 +>>634905352 +It's the handles +--- 634918206 +you will never be an elf Noldorfag +--- 634918460 +god i wish i could enjoy wow again +--- 634918963 +>>634904936 (OP) +>human but they get old and live in a forest +Absolute dogshit race +The only good one is a dead one +--- 634919248 +>>634905352 +It's exotic. +--- 634919273 +>>634918963 +Coombrains like OP have no answer to this. +--- 634919478 +>634919363 +OP jerks off to that. +--- 634919676 +>>634919119 +>>634919189 +what are these from? + +>>634919478 +calm down, noldy, I'll shitpost your /tg/ thread later when I get home if you want attention this hard, I know people lately ignored you a bit and you couldn't autistically argue that much +--- 634919751 +>>634919676 +She's HMS Albion from Azur Lane, and one of three carriers of the Centaur class. +--- 634919818 +>gachafaggot can't even post an elf +--- 634919925 +elves dont have souls +--- 634919926 +>>634919751 +cute +weird that she is an elf, but I guess there are also fox girl and fat dog ships +--- 634920023 +>>634919926 +While the IJN holds a monopoly on monstergirl warships, a few factions have monstergirls of the own, just in very scarce amounts. +--- 634920172 +>>634904936 (OP) +I'll have to agree with >>634905671 she's best girl and you'll be hard pressed to find someone who can compete +--- 634920569 +>>634920023 +oh no, she got the covid? +--- 634921465 +My wife. diff --git a/v/634905729.txt b/v/634905729.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0c188c04e8fceb1119d8f7c98a315e76717dcf1f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634905729.txt @@ -0,0 +1,769 @@ +----- +--- 634905729 +I don't get it, why the hate? It's objectively the best AssCreed game since Black Flag, and I arguably enjoyed Origins even more than Black Flag. +--- 634905874 +Played the first 30 minutes on GamePass and it was genuinely some of the most painfully boring shit I've ever slogged through +--- 634906379 +>>634905729 (OP) +it just looks good, that's it +--- 634906507 +>>634905729 (OP) +Fuck no this is when they introduced the terrible leveling/rpg mechanics. Turning this series into stat checks was the worst thing they ever did. +--- 634906631 +>>634905874 +I bought it for 3 bucks on PSN and I agree with you. Except I stuck with it for 2 hours. Not worth it. +--- 634906958 +>>634905729 (OP) +It's objectively the most boring entry in the series mechanically. The only reason I can see people genuinely like is if they're nutty for egyptian mythology and aesthetics. +--- 634907020 +i just started a replay of odyssey, feels good man. + +anyone got a mod to make them all the right(white) skintone? +--- 634908068 +>>634907020 +Ancient Greeks absolutely were not white. Lmao. Neither are modern Greeks. +--- 634908446 +>>634908068 +i choose not to engage with the historically illiterate. good day, sir. +--- 634908791 +>>634908446 +Dude. Many Ancient Greek subgroups literally had 0% Steppe ancestry. I guarantee you they would have looked black as coal. Even the most Steppe heavy Greek subgroups were like 20% at the highest, which means they would have looked about as white as modern day northern Indians. +--- 634908805 +>>634905729 (OP) +it was the moment they made asscreed into a witcher clone +so what little originality it had left was gone +--- 634909176 +>>634905729 (OP) +>boring side missions +>farming and crafting +>can't oneshot a fuckng sleeping guard +>muh goddess +--- 634909248 +>>634905729 (OP) +I found it clunky and slow. Could stomach three hours before I shut it down and went on to better games +--- 634909386 +>>634908791 +>I guarantee you they would have looked black as coal +lol wat? In Greece? Greek city states absolutely did not have Greeks "black as coal" as anything even close to a norm. If that's what you're trying to say +--- 634909508 +>>634909176 +>farming and crafting +They have this in the game? FUCKIN' KINO!!! +--- 634909635 +>>634908068 +we wuz philosophers +--- 634909672 +>>634909386 +>Greek city states absolutely did not have Greeks "black as coal" as anything even close to a norm +There are literally references to Greek philosophers being black as coal. In their murals and paintings Greek men are literally dark brown, while their slave women they're having sex with in the murals are either modern Italian white or northern European white. + +We know from their genetic samples many Greeks had literally ZERO Steppe ancestry. Do you know what Steppe ancestry even is? It's what caused a significant lightning in the skintone and other features of Europeans in the Bronze Age. Steppe ancestry levels directly correlate with the 'whiteness' of a modern population. + +Ancient Greeks absolutely were not white. They were overwhelmingly brown, AT BEST. And when I say brown, I mean brown. Not Hispanic of mostly European descent brown. I mean fucking brown. +--- 634909727 +>>634909672 +>There are literally references to Greek philosophers being black as coal. In their murals and paintings Greek men are literally dark brown, while their slave women they're having sex with in the murals are either modern Italian white or northern European white. +this sounds like something out of a cuck fantasy +--- 634909773 +>>634909727 +Google Image search Ancient Greek sex murals and art. Go ahead. Do it right now. +--- 634909898 +>>634909773 +Yep it's your total cuck fantasy, why did I waste my time +--- 634909921 +>>634905729 (OP) +I agree, only minus is that it felt rushed at the end (thanx Odyssey for being the dumpster fire that caused this) and because of that some areas feel like you have to force yourself to explore, mostly the Libia part to the north west. i just love to slowly explore the world and do side quests, the beggining part is paced to my liking, that if you unlock an area, do side stuff and then you do main quest, you can then move on with the main quest to the next area. odyssey was a questing mess with too much unnecessary filler content in comparison +--- 634910047 +>>634909773 +>Google Image search Ancient Greek sex murals and art +I just did. It certainly did not support your claim +--- 634910140 +I find it funny that Greeks in Origins are pale as fuck, and in odyssey they have a tan, it's like when a game is about browns, they have to show that Greek conquerors were le ebil huwites, but when game is set in Greece and you can't pull a racial propaganda, the Greeks suddenly tan lol +--- 634910189 +I tried this game for the first time a few days ago because I like the concept of ancient Egypt but then I learned it takes place in Roman time period. 2000 years after the great pyramids were built lmao. Also the character you play is so uninteresting and the story sucks ass, couldn't make it past 2 hours. +--- 634910212 +Black Flag isn't an AC game and that's basically a Witcher clone so I guess it continues the trend +--- 634910240 +>>634905729 (OP) +They introduced enemy levels in the new AC games, which is complete shit. +--- 634910409 +>>634910189 +>I like the concept of ancient Egypt but then I learned it takes place in Roman time period. 2000 years after the great pyramids were built lmao. +It's harder to make an AC game take place during the construction of the pyramids, since there is far less historical "documentation" from back then. An AC game needs that +--- 634910446 +Raiding bandit camps: the game +--- 634910460 +I just find funny these racial copes Ubisoft does, it's just funny that Eivor met more blacks in early medieval England than Ezio in Italy and Constantinople +--- 634910504 +>>634908068 +greeks are white they're just tanned +--- 634910689 +>>634909672 +>greeks +>black +your faggot theory falls apart about the same time greeks invent the wheel, niggerlover. +lmao +--- 634910752 +>>634910446 +this, it's just far cry-ing the franchise +--- 634910798 +I guess some people just really love the mindless collecathon gameplay. Rather than satisfying, easy to pick up, harder to master gameplay mechanics and meaningful progression and exploration they get a big kick out of just beelining about between map icons doing endlessly repetitive and easy tasks getting little dopamine hits as they pointlessly grind up levels and pick up buckets of worthless loot. +Same shit with Valhalla. One of the single most boring, mind numbing gameplay experiences I've ever had yet some people rate it as one of their favourite games. I wish Ubisoft would stop catering to this brain dead demographic but they won't. +--- 634911175 +>>634910798 +I'd say just play on higher difficulties, but sadly these games are broken to the core +--- 634911302 +>>634905729 (OP) +All the boomers hate it because it's much better than their boomer games. +--- 634911318 +>>634905729 (OP) +Odyssey is better +--- 634911495 +>>634910798 +>no you can't have fun raiding pyramids and exploring Alexandria you need to play Demon's Dark Blood Boomer Sekiro Souls 2684367 fucking zoomers +--- 634911548 +it runs like shit, upgraded pc twice and it still stutters +--- 634911595 +>>634908791 +you can never tell if its an incredibly stupid mutt or just bait +--- 634911621 +>>634911548 +>upgraded pc twice +With potatoes from your local favela vendor, Miguel? +--- 634911728 +>>634911548 +>upgraded pc twice and it still stutters +meanwhile it runs buttery smooth on my used Series S that I got for like 120 bucks +PC "master race" am I right? +--- 634911784 +>>634905729 (OP) +The more I replay the OG, the more I realize how truly grand its vision is, and how trash and shallow its sequels all are. + +It's not a great game, it has many issues, but somehow it still stands above all others, and has qualities that have completely disappeared since. +--- 634911790 +>>634911728 +That's a Favela Monkey or Pajeet who plays on a microwave +--- 634911854 +>>634911495 + +It's not fun because there's no engaging mechanics it's way too fucking easy and easy = boring and you're not 'exploring' because everything is pointed out for you. Valhalla was especially bad for this. It had a beautiful game world but there was no actual exploration because everything is pasted up for you so you can just run straight at it. There's no immersive gameplay, you can't just run off the beaten track and stumble into adventure and engaging quest lines. You don't wander off into a cave/dungeon and end up finding some awesome weapon or armor set that gives you an advantage or changes up your playstyle for a decent amount of time... You just go from icon to icon. BORING. +I like the elder scrolls/fallout games because even though the gameplay is pretty crud, you still get to actually explore. You can just stride out in any random direction and encounter all kinds of intrigue that wasn't signposted or slapped on a minimap for you to mindlessly hoover up. You set out on a quest and by the time you get there you've raided dungeons, helped out NPCs, maybe spent entire hours getting balls deep in some immergent quest line because you went exploring. There is none of that in the AC games. You never get surprised and you never get rewarded for slowing down and peeking under rocks and around corners. You stray off the path and you're greeted with nothing. +--- 634911905 +it's not as good as odyssey +--- 634911935 +>>634911854 +Anon you know you can turn off the map location markers right +--- 634912008 +>>634911854 +No one praises the game for "muh exploration". All the people who like it do so because of the cities, monuments and story. +--- 634912042 +Aya is a dismissive cunt and makes everything worse with her presence. You can tell they wanted to make her the protagonist because of her blatant Mary Sue tendencies. +--- 634912142 +>>634905729 (OP) +No one that played it after Alexandria really hated it. +The game is fine, however as >>634906958 said, when reduced to the bare gameplay it's not really that different from The Witcher 3, to the point where in some parts it's a blatant clone. +Me? I loved every second of it, but only because I'm a huge Ancient Egypt nuthead. +Most of the criticism flung around is pretty valid, while beautiful and exceptionally well made, Origins is a slog to play. +Clearing the whole map took me 200 hours. 2. hundred. fucking. hours. +And it was mostly nothing but collecting trinkets in jars and pots, reading random notes of literal whos and farming bandits in the desert to buy all the mounts and DLC shop weapons. +Some side quests were really well made, fun and hilarious, but that was pretty much it. +I have enjoyed Odyssey way more than Origins purely because of Kassandra my eternal wife and supreme goddess, and because Odyssey is more fun than Origins gameplay-wise, despite the absolutely horrendous RPG systems they decided to bet all their money on. +Valhalla is also somewhat fun, but it doesn't have the charm of Ancient Egypt or Ancient Greece, so if the whole Viking England aesthetic doesn't stick for the first 20 hours, there is no way in hell you will play 300 more hours of it across all the gamemodes and side activities the game has received over the years. + +Overall those games could be really good if they just dropped the fucking Assassin's Creed name and focused on making those historical-but-not-so-much mythological RPGs. +--- 634912160 +>>634911905 +I prefer Origins because all the locations feel more distinct. In Odyssey most areas had a similar climate, architecture, etc., but in Origins you have deserts, oasis the mountains as well as Roman, Greek and Egyptian settlements. +--- 634912236 +>>634912160 +yeah but you have to be a brown person and you can't listen to sick viking chants +you're just trading spiritual aesthetic for visual +--- 634912246 +>>634910504 +Greeks are as white as Turks or Iranians are. Sure. +--- 634912250 +>>634911935 + +That's not good because the entire game is built around you following waypoints. You turn that shit off and you're still not exploring or stumbling across cool content you're just hamstringing yourself and making it a pain in the ass to get where the game needs you to go. +Never have I ever felt the need to turn off compass and waypoints in games that are actually built to incentivise exploration. Good open world games keep that stuff to a minimum, 'open world' games like AC valhalla are built from the ground up around the waypoint system because the open world is devoid of actual immergent gameplay and is really nothing more than pretty set dressing to enjoy as you shuttle about between waypointed content. +--- 634912325 +>>634912236 +Yeah, but at least most Greeks in Origins are White. In Odyssey they look like Pajeets. +--- 634912374 +>>634912325 +Yeah, that happened +--- 634912450 +>>634912250 +So you didn't know. Anon, if you turn off the map markers everything you complained about in your initial post goes away. You can now go in any direction and explore and stumble upon cool caves with hidden loot, or sidequests, and never know what you're gonna run into. +>b-b-but you're handicapping yourself! +No, you're making the game an adventure just like you said you wanted + +You just didn't know you can turn them off, admit it. +--- 634912601 +>>634912325 +>In Odyssey they look like Pajeets. +That's how Ancient Greeks actually looked. Have you ever actually seen modern Greeks. Take a look at some Greek crowds. Go to Crete or other parts of Greece. They're literally fucking brown. They look Middle Eastern. They don't look white at all. +--- 634912826 +>>634910798 +>>634911854 +You are obviously smart enough to understand not everyone plays videogames to show off or to gain bragging rights. +There are plenty of games that give you a challenging gameplay to master, yet there are also plenty of games that are a relaxing, sandbox experience. +The newest Assassin's Creed games belong in the latter. +Both Odyssey and Valhalla include an exploration mode where most of the markers and quest objectives are completely hidden, leaving players to guess where they're supposed to go or how to do specific objectives. +Origins had a few cool mysteries off the beaten path, but it was mostly dialogue or random treasure. +You would know this if you played the games for more than 2 hours. +People love these games for their historical value, the simple gameplay and the ridiculous amount of content they have. +They will keep enjoying them while you will seethe and shit yourself that developers of games you don't care about are making even more stuff for their target audience, because pic related. +Unfortunately you will completely dismiss my post and call me names or buzzwords, and considering how the thread has been derailed already by wewuzzers and /pol/tards, this thread might as well be over already. +You can't really discuss such games on this board, lest the boomers that haven't played an Ubi game in a decade and the zoomers pretending to be the same boomers crawl out of their gacha cropped porn-baiting threads to sing platitudes and be vocal about their outrage and disgust. +--- 634912985 +>>634912826 +>the ridiculous amount of content they have +It's almost too much +I finally "finished" Odyssey and all the DLC, and I feel like I'm good on AC for another decade +and yet I want to try Valhalla too + +It's just so much fucking content. I still have places I haven't explored or non-essential sidequests I haven't done in Odyssey. I still haven't beaten all the other Mercenaries. Still could probably get another 60 hours out of it. +--- 634913005 +>>634912250 +>the entire game is built around you following waypoints +except it isnt +this is an assumption made by retards +odyssey was specifically designed to be playable both in guided mode and exploration mode +valhalla followed through, and made exploration even more rewarding by designing the world map and the player progression for the fromdrone audience +you are not as smart as you think you are +--- 634913047 +>>634912450 + +I played 30 hours of valhalla with almost the entire HUD turned off. It doesnt magically improve the exploration in the game and it doesnt magically put any surprising content into the game for you to discover. It just lets you fumble about a mostly lifeless gameworld. Oooh look I went into an unmarked cave and found a chest with some boring settlement resources or a piece of armor for a boring set that does nothing to alter the gameplay because I already annihilate every enemy on the hardest game mode even when they out level me by 50 ranks. Just admit that you like mindless schlock ticking over your blown out dopamine receptors. +--- 634913084 +>>634912985 +I agree, it's fucking retarded sometimes. +I haven't touched Forgotten Saga or the Dawn of Ragnarok expansion yet, I couldn't stomach River Raids for more than 10 hours and I have yet to do a single tomb. +Too much content. Lively and very high quality, for sure, but I am not playing AC Valhalla for 600 hours. +--- 634913169 +>>634913047 +>you can't just run off the beaten track and stumble into adventure and engaging quest lines. You don't wander off into a cave/dungeon and end up finding some awesome weapon or armor set that gives you an advantage or changes up your playstyle for a decent amount of time +This was your complaint +turning off the markers allows you to do this + +But oh, I guess now it's "just a boring cave with some dumb loot in it" +Even though you said that would be exciting without the map markers + +Weird +--- 634913193 +>>634913047 +>muh challenge muh meta muh difficulty muh useless +go back, fromdrone +go fucking back +--- 634913203 +>>634905729 (OP) +The ending is absolutely god awful and bayek is litereally sidelined in favor of his "super independant badass wife who needs no man" +--- 634913251 +>>634913203 +Bayek is the one who actually founds the Order though, and his wife is kind of depicted as a dumb cunt who trusted Cleopatra too much and fucked everything up +--- 634913343 +>>634913203 +>bayek is litereally sidelined in favor of his "super independant badass wife who needs no man" +You only play as her for a few missions. And it's not about her being an independent badass, it's actually a pretty mature depiction of what can happen to a couple after they lose a child and find that they can't go back to how things used to be, even if they still love each other. +Sorry it went over your head because female characters who do anything but cry and get fucked triggers you. +--- 634913387 +>>634912601 +That's because they got Roached by the Ottoman Turks. Before they were mostly olive or pale skinned. +--- 634913582 +>>634913387 +>That's because they got Roached by the Ottoman Turks +Ancient Greeks autosomally clustered with Anatolian Turks. Idiot. They looked the exact fucking same then as they do now. In fact they were probably darker. +They also got Slaved and had other admixture events with northern peoples that would have 'bleached' them in the Middle Ages. +It balances out. Ancient Greeks were not white and were absolutely not Nordic. You fucking idiot. They were literally brown people. And the overwhelming majority of them were dark brown peasants and healots and slaves. +The ruling elites were just slightly less brown because they spent more time out of the Sun. +--- 634913586 +>>634905729 (OP) +Imagine working on your protag and growing to like him only to play as a slay queen who dumps your protag for no reason. Yea +Origin sucks donkey balls +Play vastly superior Odyssey +--- 634913748 +>>634913582 +>The ruling elites were just slightly less brown because they spent more time out of the Sun. +The ruling elite in Ancient Greece? Wouldn't they generally have spent a lot of time outside, as well? +--- 634913795 +>>634913169 + +No no, I said it would be exciting if the developers encouraged exploration and that looking around would reward you with engaging questlines and loot that actually does something instead of being boring settlement grinding resources and naff armor pieces. Turning off the HUD doesn't do anything to improve that. You're still stumbling about an empty, unengaging game world finding the occassional inconsequential bits and bobs that would otherwise just be waypointed for mindless collection. The games are not built for exploration and turning off navigation hud is just a cope to try and simulate what other games do so well. + +>>634913193 + +Who the fuck said anything about dark souls? Try Kingdom Come. A game that actually lets you explore and find things that are worthwhile, on your own without holding your hand. +--- 634913938 +>>634910504 +Is this how you cope? +--- 634914002 +>>634913586 +you play several missions as his wife +stop sperging out, faggot +--- 634914007 +>>634905729 (OP) +If Black Flag was your favourite, you aren't a true Assassin's Creed fan, you're just a pirate fan +--- 634914008 +>>634913748 +>The ruling elite in Ancient Greece? +Yes. + +>Wouldn't they generally have spent a lot of time outside, as well? +No. Why would they be toiling the field from dawn to dusk? Why would they be suffering under the scorching Sun? Do you know how hot it gets in Greece during the Summer months? Do you think ruling elites spent their time outside as opposed to feasting cooled and ventilated marble palaces and bathhouses fucking little boys and women and whatever else took their fancy while eating grapes and guzzling wine and eating suckling boar. + +Are you fucking stupid or something? Why would ruling elites spend the same amount of time outside in the baking Sun as peasant slaves and farmers? +--- 634914049 +>>634905729 (OP) +I dropped odyssey but finished origins. Setting is just more interesting to me. +--- 634914091 +>>634913795 +go back +--- 634914190 +>>634914008 +Pretty rude, my man. Why so angry? +--- 634914248 +>>634914190 +I just am constantly confounded by the sheer stupidity of people on this website. Like why the fuck do you think Ancient Greek kings would have spent the same amount of time outside in the Sun as peasant slaves and farmers? +--- 634914327 +>>634914248 +>the sun existed only above paesants and farmers +peak brain rot +--- 634914395 +>>634914248 +I never said I thought they spent the same amount of time outside. It was a pretty innocent question that you responded to rather harshly. Stupidity is also not the same as ignorance +--- 634914402 +it is a blatant witcher 3 clone but i'm glad this game has a bird that you can use to find side quests and the setting is pretty good. i have odyssey complete edition but going by the amount of shit in origins with all dlc i wont even finish it until halloween +--- 634914426 +>>634914327 +>buildings don't exist +--- 634914438 +>>634905729 (OP) +>boring desert setting with brown sand, brown sand, and some more brown sand and nothing to do parkour on +>a metric ton of sjw shit +>nigger protagonist +>terrible story and supporting characters, especially the stronk womyn wife +>garbage RPG-lite itemization and mechanics +>some of the worst bloated ubislop game design ever, complete with level gating and lots of copy pasted shit +>you have this massive world with fucking NOTHING to do in it, just the most basic MMO tier fetch quests and clearing out copy pasted animal lairs and shit +>it's just a chinese knockoff of witcher 3 and has nothing whatsoever to do with the actual assassin's creed concepts of their old games, they just slapped on the title for more sales + +>why the hate? +You should just be banned from ever voicing your opininons on video games. +--- 634914474 +>>634914395 +It's common sense. It's a facet of stupidity as opposed to ignorance. +--- 634914487 +>>634905729 (OP) +>hold heavy attack +>win +--- 634914489 +>>634914248 +>Like why the fuck do you think Ancient Greek kings would have spent the same amount of time outside in the Sun as peasant slaves and farmers? +to be hedonists +--- 634914532 +>>634914438 +>STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE +--- 634914728 +>>634914474 +It's also the worst way for you to teach anyone. If you genuinely want people to be educated on a subject you like, then you should take care in how you do it. Insults will only make people's ego strain against the information +--- 634915338 +>>634914728 +I don't care about teaching or educating dolts. Not my job, tranny. Learn to stop speaking on things you know nothing about. Simpleton. +--- 634915618 +>>634910460 +Dude trust me it's because the animus at the time could only generate about 3 skin colors per crowd, just how Altair could swim but you couldn't due to bugs. +--- 634915669 +>>634915338 +>I don't care about teaching or educating dolts +Then you don't care enough about the subject. >Not my job, tranny +Why see it as a job? Do you not want people to know what you know? +>Learn to stop speaking on things you know nothing about. +I simply asked you a question +>Simpleton. +Sure +--- 634915751 +>>634913343 +>it's actually a pretty mature depiction of what can happen to a couple after they lose a child +They go on a revenge killing spree looking for a fake killer because the dad can't accept the fact that he did it? +--- 634915808 +>>634913582 +They were about as brown as jews +--- 634915853 +>>634915808 +They were significantly browner because Jews spend all their time indoors. +--- 634915862 +>>634914248 +>why the fuck do you think Ancient Greek kings would have spent the same amount of time outside in the Sun +Is this bait? I hope it's bait +--- 634915914 +>>634915853 +Are you a fucking caveman thinking that everyone not a farmer spent their times inside? +--- 634916583 +>>634907020 +No. +You can use mods for Alexios though. Younger Alexios mod makes his game model to look more like his VA, mix that with character customization mod and you'll have a gigachad running around. It was the only way I could stomach Odyssey (aside from trainer). +--- 634916929 +As a lover of Egyptian culture the world is visually a 10/10. + +The gameplay though is pretty bad… honestly. The level design doesn’t permit stealth as a viable gameplay route(without being mind numbingly tedious). + +Following corporate trends they tried to make the open combat into a Dark Souls clone that came out more like low budget mmo combat, which folds into the terrible Witcher esq leveling system. + +It was the death of climbing and parkour in AC. Nearly every inch of every surface became completely climbable, no more considering what route to take when climbing a structure, just start climbing and go up in a straight line until you reach the top. I’m tempted to say a Ubisoft spy learned of Nintendos plan for BoTW and ripped it from there. + +The story is terrible and the namesake of the game (the ‘Origins’ of the creed) is a total joke. The only part related to the founding of the assassins creed is in the dlc and it’s pretty lackluster compared to what we should have gotten. + +The game is truly an ocean an inch deep, it is one of the worst AC games by far, though it’s looking better and better with each new entry I’ll give it that. +--- 634917176 +>>634916929 +>It was the death of climbing and parkour in AC. +No, that already happened in 3. +--- 634917819 +>>634912142 +>200 hours +I've fully cleared the game twice and it didn't even take me half that time to do that. Everything is marked on the map. How did it take you that long? +--- 634917838 +>>634905729 (OP) +Unity though +--- 634918043 +>>634912601 +>This +>Brown +--- 634918160 +>>634912142 +>Clearing the whole map took me 200 hours. 2. hundred. fucking. hours +How? I did the same in 65 hours. Even did the colosseum +--- 634918302 +>>634906379 +pretty much this. the story line is total dogshit but it's got a nice world for the historyfags (excluding the leftoid historical revisionism) +--- 634918339 +>>634905729 (OP) +1. AC Black Flag +2. AC 2 +3. AC Brotherhood +4. AC Unity +5. AC 3 +6. AC Rogue + +Just play these 6 and don't touch the others. Simple as. +--- 634918416 +>>634918339 +>Rogue +Rushed nonsense +--- 634918436 +>>634918339 +>1. AC Black Flag +>2. AC 2 +>3. AC Brotherhood +Holy redditor normalfag. +--- 634918576 +>>634918043 +Yes +--- 634918817 +>>634916929 +>As a lover of Egyptian culture the world is visually a 10/10 +I just find it disappointing that we're stuck with Ptolemaic Egypt instead of older ages. If you're playing up the historical tourism angle why go for an age where the most famous landmarks are already ruins? +--- 634919371 +>>634917819 +>>634918160 +I.. liked the music. And the atmosphere. And the sand. +A lot. +--- 634919729 +>>634905729 (OP) +The change in combat filtered A LOT of people. Going from Batman Arkham one button press cinematic takedowns, to Dark Souls-esque combat was too much for the average gamer to handle. +--- 634919795 +>>634919729 +--- 634919856 +>>634919795 +--- 634919920 +>>634919856 +--- 634919970 +>>634919920 +--- 634920030 +>>634905729 (OP) +because it's still a shitty game +--- 634920069 +>>634905729 (OP) +>AssCreed game since Black Flag +Not a hard bar to beat +>enjoyed Origins even more than Black Flag. +Ah, so this was bait all along. +--- 634920158 +>>634919729 +>>634919795 +>>634919856 +>>634919920 +>>634919970 +>Dark Souls-esque +this is meant to be ironic, right? +--- 634920352 +>>634911784 +yes it was a great game +I liked AC3 as well, but the AC2 fags hated it because the protagonist wasn't le quip man, and the cities were more accurate +--- 634920432 +>>634919371 +>I.. +Go away faget +--- 634920498 +>>634920352 +people hated AC3 because Connor was a moron and the cities/wilderness weren't as interesting to explore +--- 634920550 +>>634919729 +hitting someone 30 times with a sword is not realistic, it's not fun and it doesn't improve the game in any way +--- 634920564 +>>634920498 +i loved the frontier +--- 634920640 +>>634920498 +Connor wasn't a moron, he did everything right and was a much more compelling character than Ezio di Fuckboy +the frontier was really enjoyable to explore and I liked the cities because I like New England +you just wanted to be a flashy parkour faggot, instead of hiding in the bushes and climbing trees +--- 634920661 +>>634920158 +>>634920550 +Stop parroting bad opinions, the meme "everything takes 30 minutes to die" happens when you are vastly underlevelled and with shit weapons and armors. +Exactly what happens in Dark Souls too. +If you have a proper geared character, and in Odyssey and Valhalla also a proper build, the game becomes borderline indistinguishable from past games, as you will literally oneshot everything. +--- 634920667 +>>634905729 (OP) +it's terribly fucking boring + +the MC is also a cuck +--- 634920703 +>>634920640 +Connor's parkour is MUCH flashier than Ezio's +--- 634920762 +>>634920661 +why is leveled gear in an Assassin's Creed game in the first place? +--- 634920789 +>>634920661 +I played the first 5 hours and everything took a fucking year to kill +I was using the best gear I had available +shit game, uninstalled, never playing again +--- 634920818 +>>634920661 +>just constantly fiddle with your gear to maintain your gearscore, that's engaging gameplay! +--- 634920879 +>>634918043 +>Early Life +>literally half Slavic +Every time with these half white looking Greeks. +--- 634920882 +>>634905729 (OP) +>It's objectively the best AssCreed game since Black Flag +True, but that does not make it good. + +Ass Creed games are repetitive, Janky and hopelessly bloated. +--- 634920897 +>>634920762 +Because they rightfully felt the need to innovate the franchise that was festering hard since Assassin's Creed 2. +Pressing a button to instantly kill everyone with a flashy animation in a convenient queue of enemies waiting for their turn was fucking retarded. +Unity spiced things a little bit, but it was exactly the same shit. +>>634920789 +Skill issue. +>>634920818 +Not an argument, if you want to beat high level enemies you must use high level gear. +It's that simple. +--- 634920929 +>>634920897 +your game is shit and nobody likes it except autistic people +--- 634920957 +>>634920929 +I accept your concession. +--- 634920968 +>>634920897 +>innovate the franchise +>copy-paste Witcher 3 +such innovation +--- 634920983 +>>634905729 (OP) +I have a soft spot for AC Origins since it was the last time Ubisoft tried to present an authentic historical setting. The plot was awful but I didn't mind, I play AC for the historical tourism. +--- 634921020 +>>634920983 +inb4 screeching retards posting the same 3-4 cherrypicked images +--- 634921025 +>>634920897 +>Because they rightfully felt the need to innovate the franchise that was festering hard since Assassin's Creed 2. +AC1 did it correctly and AC2 made the gameplay worse +Faggots like you who praised AC2, and especially the horrific cashgrab of Brotherhood, are the reason the franchise became so repetitive +--- 634921071 +>>634920640 +>you just wanted to be a flashy parkour faggot, instead of hiding in the bushes and climbing trees +Imagine wanting to play a parkour game that actually lends itself to parkour gameplay through its level design, shocker. The frontier is nothing but a time waster and the streets of colonial America cities are far too wide, which coupled with the low height of most buildings makes parkour uninteresting, not to mention that tree parkour, one of the standout features, is a completely linear affair, no freedom to be found there +--- 634921110 +>>634921071 +it's called Assassin's Creed not Parkour Creed you dumb fucking idiot +--- 634921168 +>>634915751 +Yeah, that's absolutely right +They can't accept their own guilt so they go on a revenge quest +It destroys what was left of their marriage and they create an order of Assassins because they just have to keep going at that point +Aya says some quote about how all they can do anymore is continue what they've started + +The Assassins have always been morally grey. Sometimes the Templars seem more sympathetic. That's a big part of the story, and it's appropriate that the founders of the Assassins were kind of fucked up themselves. +--- 634921181 +>>634921110 +Parkour was a HUGE part of the game. That was one of, if not the main selling point of 1 +--- 634921185 +>>634905729 (OP) +Unity is the last good AC. I just want an AC like that again, in one big city with narow streets. Fuck open worlds. +--- 634921192 +>>634911784 +ac1 to revelations and black flag too were good because they were historic GTAs but with horses and stabbing people from behind. and it was good +--- 634921268 +>>634921192 +Black Flag was terrible because of the bugs +buggiest game by far, and don't bring up Unity, because that actually didn't have many bugs, and the only ones people talked about were visual bugs that got patched out after a week +Unity today is tight, while Black Flag is just as broken as release and it will never be fixed +--- 634921334 +>It's objectively +Just. Stop. +--- 634921370 +>>634921181 +Yes, and then the parkour system immediately got ruined in AC2 +--- 634921387 +>>634921268 +I don't recall experiencing a single bug when I played BF +--- 634921398 +>>634921185 +unity plays like ass, the combat is janky, and the movement is just atrocious. the last good one was Black flag +--- 634921424 +>>634921387 +because you're a nostalgiafag who forgot all the rough edges +--- 634921441 +>>634921370 +Are you sure you weren't playing the remaster? +--- 634921475 +>>634921398 +>the combat is janky, and the movement is just atrocious. the last good one was Black flag +Black Flag had much jankier combat and worse movement +>>634921441 +played it when it first came out +--- 634921484 +Kassandra. +--- 634921509 +>>634921268 +fo me it was other way around, I have played 4 multiple times and no major bugs, meanwhile Unity barely holds itself together. it runs well after all the updates yes, but the gameplay and animations are just broken +--- 634921527 +>>634921370 +What did they remove? +--- 634921551 +>>634921268 +I had multiple hard crashes in Unity +--- 634921567 +>>634921370 +Nigga, the parkour in 2 is identical to 1's minus vaulting and with added leaping +--- 634921594 +>>634921527 +it's all on rails, where in AC1 you had near complete freedom of where you jumped and where you grabbed +morons creamed themselves when AC2 came out because the parkour animations are better and it happens faster, but the actual system is a strict downgrade +--- 634921618 +>>634921370 +ac2 parkour felt like ac1 to me? what was broken? they did break it in AC3 +--- 634921626 +>>634921594 +>it's all on rails, where in AC1 you had near complete freedom of where you jumped and where you grabbed +But that's true of 2 +--- 634921664 +>>634921475 +Okay so what are the key differences in parkour? To me the climbing animations looked fairly similar between both games. Are you talking more about rooftop placements to keep the flow going? +--- 634921734 +>>634921594 +are you thinking of ac3 and black flag? they had the hold r1 and stick forward for auto parkour +--- 634921773 +He was just hanging around, doing whatever. It's not important. +--- 634921850 +>>634921594 +>had near complete freedom of where you jumped and where you grabbed +I think I know what you're getting at because in AC2 Ezio will take quite a lot of actions you didn't intend particularly when it comes to jumping. It's more frequent than 1 but it definitely still happens in 1. +--- 634921926 +>>634921441 +>Ezio Parker, the Spider Assassin +--- 634921992 +ARGHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH +--- 634922042 +>>634921594 +I think you're getting confused with AC3. 2's parkour is really not much different from 1's, with only minor additions like being able to climb overhangs instead of needing to route around them. 3 was the one that significantly sped things up along with the engine change +--- 634922159 +>>634922042 +no, you obviously didn't explore the parkour system in AC1 well enough to understand +--- 634922171 +Anons be honest, is valhalla even worth trying? kinda bored of re and shooters now +--- 634922190 +>>634922171 +no +--- 634922205 +>>634922159 +Tell me about it, then. The parkour is what I like about the old games +--- 634922253 +>>634922171 +It quickly outstays its welcome and is somehow even more bloated than Odyssey. + +I had the really push myself to finish it and I love Anglo-Saxon England. +--- 634922289 +>>634922171 +its just ac origins 3 +--- 634922328 +>>634922171 +Valhalla is probably the worst AssCreed game I've ever played. Either that or Odyssey. But Valhalla is so much more packed with filler and tedium that I have to go with that. Also if you have half a brain you undoubtedly have heavy Viking fatigue by this point due to the oversaturation of them in media and the ridiculously rigid, stereotypical and cartoonish way English-speaking media repeatedly portrays Vikings as. +--- 634922331 +>>634921398 +What the fuck are you smoking? Unity had the best parkour, it was way more fluid than in the previous games. And it was actual good parkour, unlike Origins/Odyssey where you can just climb anything. And the combat was mostly the same. +--- 634922380 +>>634922171 +Yeah it's fun but the first 20 hours are brutal, the chances of you dropping the game are really high and you will never get to see all the actual good shit 100 hours later. +--- 634922391 +>>634922205 +it mostly comes down to ejects and changing directions on the go, which you can't really do in AC2 +the animations are worse which might make it appear janky, but it's very reliable to change your mind about where you're going at any point +you can course correct, which is limited in AC2 due to building design and superior animations encroaching on design freedom +once they started doing mocap for everything in later games, that was the end of good parkour +--- 634922396 +>>634922253 +>Anglo-Saxon England. +The game would honestly have been so much more interesting and compelling if they had just depicted pre-Viking England instead. +--- 634922442 +>>634922331 +>Unity had the best parkour, it was way more fluid than in the previous games +Unity has actual autoparkour, though. It's heavily animation-based instead of input-based, to the point where you're essentially guiding a smart parkour system over actually directing it yourself. No side ejects is super gay too +--- 634922450 +>>634922380 +>it gets good later +means +>it's not good now +--- 634922453 +>>634922171 +No. +--- 634922510 +>>634922331 +Unity has the best parkour animations, but a bad parkour system +--- 634922551 +>>634921424 +I replayed it 8 months ago +--- 634922581 +>>634922450 +Norway is amazing, but the first few hours after you land in England and build Ravensthorpe, the game takes a massive nosedive that it does not recover from until several hours later. +There's so much good content gated behind campaigns, expansions, DLCs and free updates, it's absurd. +--- 634922592 +>>634922380 +The game is exactly the same 100 hours in to what it's like 20 hours in. + +Though your play fem Eivor so clearly your opinion isn't to be listened to. +--- 634922651 +>>634922592 +>The game is exactly the same 100 hours in to what it's like 20 hours in. +No? +You've never played the game, have you. +--- 634922709 +So were essentially just stuck playing the older titles and historical tourism has just turned to unusually hypocritical historical revisionism with the worst of Ubi world design? +great. +--- 634922712 +>>634922391 +I definitely don't mind jank if it allows for better movement and freedom, last thing I want is something like Unity where it looks pretty but feels as if it's playing itself. +This is interesting, I'm surprised I haven't really noticed it. I knew about the removed vaulting move AC1 had but I didn't know about this nuance, I'll dust off my copy of AC1 and compare over the weekend +--- 634922727 +>>634909672 +1. Just because they weren't majorly indo-european doen't mean that they were negroid. Some were described as black while others as blonde haired, it was mostly poetic license +2. They had contacts with the Phoenicians, who they descibed them as significally browner than them +3. They had a word for actual blacks; burned heads diff --git a/v/634906214.txt b/v/634906214.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bee4efa367486b065817ffdbeca1ea679f5c5b29 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634906214.txt @@ -0,0 +1,322 @@ +----- +--- 634906214 +I like SMT but I don't like Persona, I wanted to let you all know how much better than you all I am, end of post. +--- 634906462 +>>634906214 (OP) +I want to fuck Jack Frost. +/thread +--- 634906502 +hey man, understandable +have a good one +--- 634906665 +>>634906214 (OP) +Being better than a Persona fan is a pretty low bar. +--- 634907458 +>>634906665 +I'll take anything I can get +--- 634907536 +>>634906214 (OP) +You like SMT, but do you like the ones that are first person dungeon crawling? Those are my favorites, though the press turn games are fun too. +--- 634907570 +>>634906214 (OP) +based +>>634906462 +based +--- 634907610 +>>634907458 +what a hoe +--- 634907635 +Morgan +--- 634907712 +I want to rim Jack Frost's steamy, sweaty, lukewarm asshole. +--- 634907798 +>>634906214 (OP) +All the fun SMT games are spinoffs, mainline sucks ass. Persona fans are mentally ill failed normies. +--- 634908306 +>>634907536 +One of my favorite games of all time is Stonekeep, so yes, I do +>>634907610 +If only Persona had gay romance, I'd like it a lot more, still wouldn't be better than SMT though + +Persona 2 doesn't count since it isn't a social link +>>634907798 +The mainline SMT games rock and you are a faggot +--- 634908367 +>>634908306 +You've never played a smt game, have you? Stupid larper. +--- 634908512 +>>634906214 (OP) +What are your thoughts on SMTV? +--- 634908571 +I've played neither SMT nor Persona but Jack Frost looks cool. His design reminds me of another one of my favorite characters (+100 e-peen points to anyone who can guess it) +--- 634908595 +>>634908367 +I made a thread yesterday about me currently playing SMTV, faggot, here I'll link it for you, and while we're at it, another one where I'm crying over not being able to send SMTV screenshots to my pc anymore +>>634818458 → +>>634902531 → + +faggot +>>634908512 +I am playing it right now and I love it so much, currently on the big ass castle, my demons are around lvl 50 +--- 634908605 +All Hee Homos must burn +--- 634908646 +>>634908605 +NOOOOO +--- 634908653 +>>634908306 +>One of my favorite games of all time is Stonekeep, so yes, I do +Tell me about Stonekeep, I haven't played that. I was thinking of playing through Wizardry after finishing up Kyuuyaku Megami Tensei II. + +>>634908512 +Not OP, but I found it to be a lot of fun. I like how the world itself was done and how moving around it felt. I do think the game runs out of steam towards the end however, probably partially due to switching directors mid development. +--- 634908724 +>>634906214 (OP) +B A S E D +A +S +E +D +--- 634908802 +>>634908653 +Stonekeep is a really fun game full of soul, you'll definetly need to look up some maps online once in a while but other than that its really comfy, the graphics are pretty and the characters are funny +--- 634908827 +>>634908595 +How did you get banned from Twitter three times? Was it the same reason thrice? +--- 634908860 +I can never bring myself to finish any smt or persona game +--- 634908919 +>>634908802 +Oh, it's on steam, and the screenshots provided make it look cheesy but in a good way. I'll add it to my wishlist, thanks for the rec. How would you rank the mainline games from best to worst? (Famicom Megaten optional as it's arguably not the same series) + +>>634908860 +Is it just burn out from length? Or in the case of mainline, does it just get too easy by the end for you? +--- 634909027 +>>634908827 +Ummm +First one it was because I tweeted something like "Elon Musk, tomorrow I am going to kill you, this is a real threat and your family will be able to use this tweet in court" as a joke, and I guess he didn't take it very well + +Second time happened when I linked my switch account to my new profile, I guess they figured out it was the same guy who got banned before? or something + +Third account, I used my grandma's phone number for it so I wouldn't get banned for linking my switch account, but It got banned today because I said "I wish all women would die, but unironically" +>>634908919 +Yeah I played the steam version, It's fun +>How would you rank the mainline games from best to worst? +ummm... the only other one I played was SMT1, sorry.... + +I think SMTV is better than SMT1 because its easier and im bad at games +needs Pascal though +--- 634909051 +>>634908919 +The length, yeah. I love smt 4 and sj but i basically had to force myself to finish them. +--- 634909160 +>>634909027 +>Ummm +>First one it was because I tweeted something like "Elon Musk, tomorrow I am going to kill you, this is a real threat and your family will be able to use this tweet in court" as a joke, and I guess he didn't take it very well +--- 634909178 +I played SMTV after finishing Persona 4 and 5 and I dropped it after like 10 minutes. +--- 634909253 +>>634909027 +>I think SMTV is better than SMT1 because its easier and im bad at games +Oh huh that's funny, SMT1's my favorite out of the mainline games. I thought it was very easy, easier than V was. +>Those twitter bans +Honestly Twitter's a shitheap anyways, those bans are supposed to be a favor. + +>>634909051 +>The length, yeah. I love smt 4 and sj but i basically had to force myself to finish them. +Ah. They both took me about 48 hours, which I feel is the sweet spot for a JRPG length wise, but I understand that can still feel really long for some people. Though it's an action RPG series, have you checked out the Ys games that released before SEVEN? I love those games and they're very short. +--- 634909320 +It took me 3 years of on and off playing (and restarting) of Strange Journey to fully complete it. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I never want to play it again. +--- 634909503 +>>634909320 +This is me but with smt 4. Got the law ending and then tried replaying it to get the neutral ending then I saw all the shit you have to do to get the neutral ending and went "fuck this" and dropped it. +--- 634909691 +>>634909253 +>Oh huh that's funny, SMT1's my favorite out of the mainline games. I thought it was very easy, easier than V was. +The map being a pain to use in the SNES version (the one I played) was the most difficult aspect +>Honestly Twitter's a shitheap anyways, those bans are supposed to be a favor. +I hate it, but I've been using it both to try and get a bf and also to send images from my switch to my pc, so it sucks that I cant use it no more +--- 634909906 +>>634909691 +>The map being a pain to use in the SNES version (the one I played) was the most difficult aspect +Fair enough. There's a romhack that makes the automap one button click away like SMT2 onward. There's also the GBA port and PS1 port, both of which are English now. They have their upsides and downsides. GBA does more visually with the overworld and the translation is based on the official (but defunct) iOS port of SMT1, the only official English release of the game. GBA port does have one downside though, the overall worse sounding music. It's not too bad while playing but you'll understand if you listen to it outside of the game. PS1 version is mostly better, but the demon and clan names were all translated differently and it irritates me. I'd say play the PS1 version unless you're autistic about details like that. +>I hate it, but I've been using it both to try and get a bf and also to send images from my switch to my pc, so it sucks that I cant use it no more +Oh, like, screenshots? There's surely gotta be a better way than Twitter. Word of advice too, you're better off finding a bf basically anywhere but Twitter man. +--- 634909968 +>>634907536 +I love SJ +--- 634910103 +>>634909320 +play SJR +--- 634910187 +>>634909906 +>Oh, like, screenshots? There's surely gotta be a better way than Twitter. +Nope, you either use twitter or use a QRCode, which you have to scan twice and then connect your phone wifi to the switch, this takes like 2 minutes, while uploading them to twitter takes like 2 seconds +>Word of advice too, you're better off finding a bf basically anywhere but Twitter man. +I'm trying +--- 634910305 +>>634910187 +Twitter sounds more convenient but if you're using it as just a tool for screenshots, why even send messages to anyone or post ever? Like I said, the place is a shitheap. +>I'm trying +Maybe that's the problem. A lot of people find relationships blossom naturally with people when they aren't looking. You try to force it too hard, and you'll just end up pushing that person away when you do find them. +--- 634910391 +>>634909027 +My head gets hot a lot. That looks comfy +--- 634910472 +>>634909027 +try not being a literal retard and issuing "ironic" death threats +--- 634910501 +>>634910187 +>Nope, you either use twitter or use a QRCode, which you have to scan twice and then connect your phone wifi to the switch, this takes like 2 minutes, while uploading them to twitter takes like 2 seconds +I fucking hate how this works, but on the other hand, PS4 is no better. +>take a screenshot +>send it to your friends or your alt account +>then open the PS App and download (on your phone) that pic you sent to another acc +>upload the said pic on 4chan +>original pic is 2.5 MB bit, while this one which you sent via message is only 450 kb + +That being said, I hate Strange Journey and I don't understand what's so appealing about it. +--- 634910563 +>>634910305 +>why even send messages to anyone or post ever? Like I said, the place is a shitheap. +My urge to get attention is too grand, ban evading on 4chan just isnt enough sometimes +>Maybe that's the problem. A lot of people find relationships blossom naturally with people when they aren't looking. You try to force it too hard, and you'll just end up pushing that person away when you do find them. +I know but, I'm lonely and tired, most of my life's problems would go away if I had someone to share my life with and live as one organism +>>634910472 +But its funny +anyone would figure out its a joke if they looked into it since Elon lives a million countries away from me +>>634910501 +jesus.. +--- 634910812 +>>634910563 +>My urge to get attention is too grand, ban evading on 4chan just isnt enough sometimes +Sounds like you need something that isn't attention. Do you have hobbies outside of gaming? As much as I love gaming you really need more than it, I feel. +>I know but, I'm lonely and tired, most of my life's problems would go away if I had someone to share my life with and live as one organism +That's a flawed line of thinking. If anything, being with someone can actually make your problems worse. You don't have to be Mr. Perfect by any means, but you should be finding happiness in other things before dating. Find fulfillment elsewhere, and instead of your partner being that fulfillment, you get to share fulfillment with each other, which is a lot stronger. + +>>634910501 +>That being said, I hate Strange Journey and I don't understand what's so appealing about it. +What do you hate about SJ? I've heard people say they don't like demon co-op, but I haven't seen that ruin the game for people. If anything I wish the AI had access to it too and not just the player. +--- 634910851 +>>634906214 (OP) +dude your so epic holy shit your opinions are so cool can I screenshot this post +--- 634910984 +>>634906214 (OP) +i like literally every game from the universum except for personas, currently replaying devil survivor and i'm having a blast +--- 634911028 +>>634910812 +>Sounds like you need something that isn't attention. Do you have hobbies outside of gaming? As much as I love gaming you really need more than it, I feel. +Yeah I do, I read and watch stuff like anime and movies, but really I just love talking to people, when they aren't assholes that is, which is why I like to use imageboards and such other places +>That's a flawed line of thinking. If anything, being with someone can actually make your problems worse. You don't have to be Mr. Perfect by any means, but you should be finding happiness in other things before dating. Find fulfillment elsewhere, and instead of your partner being that fulfillment, you get to share fulfillment with each other, which is a lot stronger. +I find fullfiliment playing SMTV, but when I'm done playing I get sad because "wow I am alone and no one loves me", y'know? no matter what I do that feeling won't go away +>>634910851 +You are allowed, kind sir +>>634910984 +Very based +--- 634911147 +>>634910812 +>What do you hate about SJ? +It's hard to put into words, but it's like this game has no clear goal. That's just my impression. It takes too long to even get of the damn ''ship'', which automatically triggered my anti-Dragon Quest 7 autism, another game that I couldn't finish, and when it finally started it just didn't motivate me to explore, fight, or basically do anything. Also, that battle theme was so damn boring. +...but I kinda played Etrian Odyssey at the same time, and that game was the complete opposite and, believe it or not, Persona Q (aka Etrian Odyssey that looks like Persona) got me into the Persona series. +--- 634911265 +>>634911028 +thanks my man +--- 634911350 +>>634908605 +emu or switch? +if its the former then can you dump your save file +i dropped the gaem somewhere here +--- 634911403 +>>634910391 +Someone get this hothead outta here +--- 634911467 +>>634906214 (OP) +Holy shit, that's crazy based. I had never even conceived of someone not only holding this opinion, but being brave enough to espouse it too. Sir... I kneel... I fucking KNEEL... +--- 634911572 +>>634909027 +>I think SMTV is better than SMT1 because its easier and im bad at games +SMT1 is braindead easy, retard. Hydra and the superbosses in V are harder than anything in 1. +--- 634911604 +>>634909027 +What did you expect with the first one? You did everything to make it NOT seem like a joke. +--- 634911894 +>>634906214 (OP) +I think it should be brought up at least once that SMT is actually a reboot of Digital Devil Story Megami Tensei which is an incredibly loose adaptation of a book series. So loose that the second game has fuck and all to do with the books probably for the better. +Do I recommend playing the DDMT games? fuck no. They are probably the worst megaten games out there. +Do I recommend reading the book it's based on? Also no. It's terribly written garbage. I just think it's interesting how megaten blew up from someone essentially creating fan-fiction out of a really bad book series. +--- 634912018 +>>634906214 (OP) +Yeah when I just want grind combat I go for SMT IV and when I want a touch more weeb shit I go persona for a bit +I'm tired of 5 and look at 3 more fondly now than when I first played it +--- 634912060 +>>634911467 +Thank you anon +>>634911572 +No it isn't, not for me at least, I'm playing on casual difficulty +>>634911604 +It's really funny to say "your family may use this in court" lol +--- 634912065 +>>634911403 +That's enough outta you, motherfucker! +Get 'em, boys! +--- 634912127 +>>634911894 +>Do I recommend playing the DDMT games? fuck no. They are probably the worst megaten games out there. +Maybe it's because I'm playing the KMT version but I'm finding MT2 to be pretty fun. It's very easy, easier than SMT1 ever was, but I think it's pretty good. +I've heard the books suck but I've always been curious about them. How long are they? +--- 634912303 +>>634912127 +Not that long. Trust me though, it's not worth the effort. They all read like an Emperor Theresa spinoff or something Chris Chan would write. +--- 634913368 +Just beat the Demon King, that castle was hell, but cheesing the boss fight with Alice's sleep was kino + +Since this thread is still up, I'll ask, are the DLCs worth getting? +--- 634913459 +Damn that animation be lookin old AF as fuck +sheeeeeeshhh +--- 634913656 +>>634913368 +SMT V, no? +Well, it depends on which DLC you're talking about. Mitama DLC is a bs and should be avoided. DLC demons are ok-ish, but the one with fiends and Demi-fiend is definitely worth it if you want a challenge. Demi-fiend is a fucking asshole. + +My second run was solo under normal (only Pixie and Tao in compendium), but on 3rd run I tried slo under hard and gave up because it was grind-ish as hell. But then I decided to give Atlus' Jews my money and bought demons/fiends DLCs and continue my run in a way that I ''transformed'' it into +>''no recruit via Talk, no fusion, and using only demons who join you after quests or during the story'' run +and it was actually fun. Well, until I got to Demi-fiend. +--- 634914948 +>>634913459 +they gotta make a new SMT anime +--- 634916916 +>>634913665 +The charges, officer? +--- 634917216 +>>634916916 +sexual assault +--- 634917386 +SMT and Persona both feel stale and out of ideas and Atlus refuses to make cool new entries like they used to with Digital Devil Saga, Raidou and Devil Survivor. I am not happy with this. +--- 634917506 +>>634916916 +Hate speech. +--- 634917708 +>>634913368 +Demifiend DLC is great. Don't get the grind DLC even if you're the biggest casual they're visual diarrhea. Just play safety mode at that point +--- 634918707 +megaten is more of my cup of tea as opposed to persona. I really cant get into persona games, calender time limited just kills games for me no question, its just how it is. SMT V was kinda meh when compared to nocturne and smt iv/f personally but I guess I should be happy that we actually got an smt game since all people care about the persona franchise. +--- 634918827 +*ahem* +SMT1 a shit +--- 634918947 +Jack Frost's big white snowman ass +--- 634920657 +>>634918947 +Post it +--- 634921778 +>>634911894 +>Do I recommend playing the DDMT games? fuck no. They are probably the worst megaten games out there. +Megami Tensei 2 is great. There's some bullshit moments but I liked it a little more than SMT1 because the gameplay doesn't devolve into "spam gun" +--- 634922589 +>>634920657 +ok +https://static1.e621.net/data/cb/23/cb233a3a727b93fe913ded3d286aa292.jpg +https://static1.e621.net/data/4e/20/4e203c0e77f62f1644af955a89b4bdb4.jpg +--- 634922665 +Wish I could rape Nahobino diff --git a/v/634906476.txt b/v/634906476.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c6dc82ed56e7f5f716134da0c74dc2f7e31e38c2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634906476.txt @@ -0,0 +1,205 @@ +----- +--- 634906476 +Tenkaichi "4" leak: +>The game will be more fast pace and less stiff than JumpForce +>The next trailer will have Broly(Super), Bejita, Frieza, and Jiren +>You can change your character's moves like in Raging Blast 1-2 +>There won't be any different versions of characters +>2v2/3v3 from Tenkaichi tag/Xenoverse returns +>Arcade mode will be the Dragon Ball story +>Characters will have gimmicks like in a 2D fighter +--- 634906636 +Portuguese dub status? +--- 634906786 +>>634906476 (OP) +>Game has 100+ characters +>80% of them play exactly the same +>everybody is broken and overpowered +>press random buttons to accidentally do awesome shit +>nonstop electric guitar riffs and NPCs screaming to power up +>mountains blows up a lot +Fucking kino +--- 634906862 +>>634906476 (OP) +How many Gokus on the roster? I'm not buying if there isn't at least six +--- 634906924 +Hopefully they add Goku Poder Prohibido +--- 634906951 +>>634906786 +Literally all I want, completely unironically. Fuck competitive balance, fuck eceleb garbage and FGC niggery, give me a beautiful kusoge Tenkaichi game. +--- 634907037 +>Super +Shan't +--- 634907045 +>>634906862 +>>634906924 +Read the OP, Kakacuckttotards. +--- 634907193 +>>634907045 +Sorry Bejita, I can't read. Could you read it out to me while I'm kissing your wife? +--- 634907617 +>>634907193 +>kissing +>Non-canon fantasies +Goku doesn't know what kissing is, Gokekbro. +--- 634907978 +>>634906636 +AYEEEE +--- 634908098 +>>634906786 +>>80% of them play exactly the same +How is that a good thing? Isn't that laziness? +--- 634908108 +>>634906476 (OP) +Why is that picture so fucking unnerving, Jesus +--- 634908459 +>>634908098 +budokai/tenkaichi were mostly fun because of the fuckhuge rosters filled with random characters and all the different forms of the main ones. yeah making them unique would be neat but that would get in the way of having so many +--- 634908586 +>>634908098 +quantity > quality for these games +yes, really +representing some shitty movie villain like wheelo is more important than every character having perfectly tuned balance +--- 634908615 +>>634906476 (OP) +I'm hoping we get some high quality environmental destruction this time. It's what everyone wants in a DBZ game and I think now consoles finally have the power to do it. +--- 634908857 +>>634906951 +you know what? You are right, fuck competitive niggers. They ruin games screeching like banshees at muh balance +--- 634909203 +>>634906476 (OP) +>fake "leaks +TARDku BITCH!! +--- 634909574 +>>634908108 +--- 634909637 +>>634906786 +/thread +--- 634909707 +>>634906476 (OP) +nice cunny ToT +--- 634910145 +>>634906476 (OP) +I hate these stupid moaning sounds. +--- 634910272 +>>634906786 +https://youtu.be/9S2Y7WG8FxY [Embed] +--- 634910273 +>>634906476 (OP) +>Arcade mode will be the Dragon Ball story +For fucks sake please no, we've gone over that story a thousand times before +--- 634910553 +>>634906951 +>>634908857 +why not just ask for Xenoverse 3 then since it's not concerned about balance or shit either and would at least have CAC stuff too? +--- 634911545 +>>634906636 +AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE +OR MY SIMI COMOS AAIIEEEE +.hiirm- +HRM HRM +AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEE +--- 634911623 +>>634906786 +Exquisite taste +--- 634911767 +Everything after Dragon Ball Z is Non Canon ironically Dragon Ball GT feels more Canon than Dragon Ball Super Dragon Ball Super 2 its in Development Hell Probably Goku Canon Story wont end until 2030 or Beyond of that +--- 634911837 +>>634908098 +Skimping out on character uniqueness means they can just copy-paste moves to create new characters to bloat the roster. BT has always been fun because you could play as characters that had no place being in a fighting game like Babidi, Devilman, or fucking Frieza Soldier #2. +--- 634911895 +>>634911767 +>ESL +Everything made by Toriyama is canon. Super is canon unlike GT. +--- 634911906 +>>634911767 +why does your post look like a fucking headline +--- 634911979 +>>634911895 +Imagine caring about the Canon of Japanese Cartoons for Kids +--- 634911987 +>Dragon Ball Super 2 +>No periods +>No Commas +Easy way to spot a Fellow Mexican. +--- 634912202 +>>634908098 +There's no gimmicks or movesets you have to memorize to play a new character right. If I rewatch Namek and decide I feel like playing as Frieza in DBFZ, I need to actually learn his playstyle, combos, gimmicks, etc. or I'm going to get stomped. In Budokai Tenkaichi though the only real learning curve is figuring out which of his supers are beams, rushes, balls, clashables, and so on. If I feel like playing Frieza I can just play Frieza and do just as well as playing Janemba. +You never experience the frustration of your favourite character having a difficult and technical playstyle. You never have to play knowing that most of your losses are just because your main is a low tier. You never have to feel like you're tier whoring because your character is meta (unless it's Gogeta lol). +It lets you just pit Goku and Vegeta as Dragon Ball characters rather than fighting game characters. It leans more towards emulating Dragon Ball than it does being a fighting game. +--- 634912362 +>>634912202 +Actually fantastic post +--- 634912376 +>>634911979 +>bring up canonicity first +>muh duh imagine caring about canon +ESL BITCH!! +--- 634912690 +>>634912202 +>It leans more towards emulating Dragon Ball than it does being a fighting game. +This is what makes BT so much better than other DB games. Think about clashes. They aren't in other games because they want to preserve the integrity of the 'game' part of the game. BT doesn't give a shit about that and just wants you to have that feeling of being Goku stopping Vegeta's Galick Gun during their Saiyan arc fight. +--- 634913675 +>>634911767 +the anime isn't continuing +--- 634913810 +>>634906786 +based +--- 634913874 +>>634913675 +Proof? +--- 634913950 +>>634906476 (OP) +Ok cool straight from your uncle who works at Dragon Ball? +--- 634914041 +>>634912202 +Couldn't you just bang action figures together for that? +--- 634914103 +>>634913810 +Dr. Piccolo.. +I don't think you should be administering the dosage to any age. +In fact, I don't think anyone but Vegeta are in need of the dose. +--- 634914456 +>>634906786 +literally all the game needs +--- 634914857 +>>634906786 +Kino, but one thing they need to change from the earlier BTs is to make it so stronger forms are actually better. +If I remember correctly the best version of Goku in 3 was Goku (mid) SSJ1 because of meteor rush. +--- 634916146 +>>634906476 (OP) +What is that facial expression supposed to convey? +--- 634916194 +>>634916146 +The pleasure of being cummed inside +--- 634917048 +>>634916146 +He watching Bejita fuck Chi-chi while waiting for him to kiss her. +--- 634917101 +>>634915051 +What are you looking at, BITCH? +--- 634917154 +What's a reliable way to stop homing rush attacks? +--- 634917209 +Here's the KINO +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uiho8HLI3A [Embed] +--- 634919758 +will Chi-chi be playable? +--- 634921249 +>WhAt iF GoKu wAs Trapped anD Betrayed at the BMV? +--- 634922061 +>>634906636 +AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII PARA QUE ME ESTAS A FAZER CÓCEGAS!! +--- 634922232 +hiw do i view the embedded file on phone +--- 634922332 +>that embed +god delish fucking pan cunny +--- 634922426 +Gogeta will be in Tenkaichi "4" +--- 634922553 +>>634922426 +Wonder what Gogeta thinks about when he sees Pan's budding child breasts. +--- 634922637 +>>634906476 (OP) +Pan's pans. diff --git a/v/634906817.txt b/v/634906817.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f1e9e8def187986607370546d71f1ad9afd1d4c7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634906817.txt @@ -0,0 +1,99 @@ +----- +--- 634906817 +When are they finally going to make a game that lives up to my deliberately unreasonable and impossible standards? +--- 634906853 +they did a couple of years ago and it was pretty good, made me happy +--- 634907062 +>>634906817 (OP) +Still better than most /v/ threads +--- 634907726 +>>634907062 +I am the most honest person on /v/, because I say what everyone else is thinking. +--- 634907934 +>>634906817 (OP) +>>634906853 +>>634907726 +>redditfrog +kill yourself +--- 634907941 +>>634906817 (OP) +They did once but haven't done it again that's the problem +--- 634909040 +>>634906817 (OP) +The answer is very simple, stop being too hyped for vidya, i thought I learned my lesson with death stranding(even though I love the game now, i imagined it to be something totally different from what we got) but it took cybershit for me to truly learn my lesson. Idk if it's autism but everything that i think up in my mind seems better than what we actually do get. +--- 634909110 +>>634907934 +>days without seething about pepe: +>0 +--- 634909221 +>>634909040 +I shouldn't have to lower my expectations. Other people should just try harder to please me, even though I have absolutely zero intention of ever letting them succeed. +--- 634913041 +>>634906817 (OP) +Already on it chief +--- 634914564 +just have low expectations and you will be happy. I thought elden ring would be way worse and was pleasantly surprised. my biggest gripe was all the balance changes that nerfed enemies after normies complained because they are big babies who die in game. +--- 634914880 +>>634906817 (OP) +when gamers rise up +--- 634914912 +>>634906817 (OP) +Why bother? You'll just say it's shit. +--- 634914957 +>>634914912 +It's not my fault if you can't score while I'm moving the goalposts. +--- 634915068 +>>634915042 +OH N- +--- 634915096 +quake cpma already exists +--- 634915331 +>>634915068 +igger +--- 634915368 +Does anyone else feel personally attacked? +--- 634915383 +>>634906817 (OP) +I'm old enough to remember when my deliberately unreasonable and impossible standards were met with every major release. +--- 634915615 +>>634915383 +No. Your standards were lower and you were far easier to please when you were younger. As you continue to play video games over the years you start to become aware of more and more tropes, shortcuts, and overall the structure that makes games themselves. In other words these aren't brand new worlds and experiences to you anymore. You can see the strings. And that's kind of a problem because now you're in a position where you're constantly chasing and deifying a bygone age of ignorance that you can no longer go back to. Which isn't to say everything is fine now. Video game companies are absolutely predatory but what you don't understand is that video game companies were predatory back then too. They just had less options before. + +And if you really want to sit on the existential horror of this idea understand that those who are young nowadays are having the same idyllic experiences that you're looking for now. They don't see the strings and as some indeterminate point in the future they're going to go through the same crisis that you are now. +--- 634915765 +>>634915615 +yeah but video games were also just better back then +--- 634916257 +>>634906817 (OP) +When NORMALFAG NIGGERS (and underage /v/edditor SUBHUMANS) learn things cost money. +An open world Zelda that would match Ocarina of Time in terms of pacing and quality should be sold for $150 to $200 if not MORE. +Do you know how much the new Zelda costs digitally? +$38 +WHAT DO YOU NIGGERFAGGOTS EXPECT FROM A $38 DOWNLOAD? WHO'S GOING TO DEVELOP ALL THE CONTENT? +ENJOY YOUR NINE TRILLION KOROKS AND NO DUNGEONS, CUNTS. +FUCK +--- 634916448 +I just want a game that literally makes me time travel to when I was a kid. Is that really so hard? +--- 634916671 +>>634916257 +I shouldn't have to spend money on anything. That's my money. No one else deserves it. They should pay me to play their games. I want all of the money. I deserve all of the money. I deserve it because I'm me. +--- 634916681 +>>634916448 +just drink and do drugs, that's what everyone else does to recapture that feeling +--- 634916778 +I just want more of exactly the same thing +exactly the same, just more +Ironhide have been pretty good at doing this actually +--- 634916887 +>>634907934 +Oh look, a fed. +--- 634918279 +>>634907934 +--- 634920321 +>>634916778 +>I just want more of exactly the same thing +>exactly the same, just more +This is what people legitimately want, this is why we're getting TotK. +--- 634921779 +>>634916778 +I want more of the same but I also want something completely original and new. I just want them to do two completely contradictory and mutually exclusive things at the same time. diff --git a/v/634906931.txt b/v/634906931.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..13aebb0018d1907c61b09c1618240fe3febad272 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634906931.txt @@ -0,0 +1,288 @@ +----- +--- 634906931 +friendly reminder that this is what zoomers are masturbating to +their generation is doomed +--- 634906990 +Roblox and Amogus aside, looks pretty solid. +--- 634907001 +>>634906931 (OP) +Why are they obese? +--- 634907357 +>>634906931 (OP) +>bottom left +lmao +--- 634907498 +>>634906931 (OP) +You forgot femboys. Zoomers love that stuff for some reason +--- 634907686 +>>634906931 (OP) +>doomed +Yeah, doomed to bust fat nuts, and enjoy the last of the wasteland that is society. +--- 634907762 +>>634906931 (OP) +Luv me some amogussy from time to time. +--- 634907793 +pretty shit +would fuck those cookies though +--- 634907856 +>>634906931 (OP) +Fr senpai. This is what real men lost their left hand virginity to! +--- 634908046 +>>634906931 (OP) +>over 30 +>have coomed to all but one of these +I hate being so autistic +--- 634908189 +>>634906931 (OP) +Are they all biological women? +If so, who cares. +--- 634908373 +>>634906931 (OP) +I'm convinced 90% of that stuff is a meme. No one skips over "normal" monster girls and shortstacks and goes straight for the weird deformed/chibi/block girls or things with zero human features. +--- 634908385 +And I remember what /v/ fapped to 11 years ago. +--- 634908484 +>which generation is actually making it? +--- 634908603 +>>634906931 (OP) +I’m sorry, OP but have you seen some of them Cookies? Can ya blame them? +--- 634908616 +I've just discovered that advancements in in AI means its super easy to generate English subtitles for JAV. I'm stoked considering nobody seems to sub VR JAV. +--- 634908668 +>>634908603 +Yeah the cookies are probably the most normal thing on that list, honestly they're just fancy shortstacks since the porn never uses the fact that they're actually cookies. +--- 634909058 +>>634908616 +Come back when AI can uncensored JAVs +--- 634909324 +>>634906931 (OP) +Damn zoomers are based. +>>634907856 +>>634908385 +Damn boomers are based. +--- 634909361 +>>634909058 +It already can if it's not heavy censoring, the more intense the censorship the more it has to make weird guesses though. +--- 634909592 +>>634909058 + +They already can. +--- 634909680 +>>634906931 (OP) +Not me, I fap to 2D women. And when I'm feeling really spicy I'll go for some 3D animated shit like a DOA sfm or a "real" homemade porn vid +--- 634911458 +Damn those whippersnappers got it good these days. +Back in my days you were lucky if you found a naked Barbie doll in the gutter with a featureless crotch to peek. +--- 634911645 +>>634906931 (OP) +https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6968346 +Meanwhile boomers fap to this. +--- 634911654 +>>634908616 +I’m fluent in nip Amon. You can call me while jerking off to your VR JAV and I’ll simultaneously translate for you. All I ask is that you play video games with me sometimes. +--- 634912258 +>>634911654 + +Do you know why Whisper would generate something like this? +--- 634912383 +>>634912258 +I have no idea what whisper is. Is that some automated jp ->English translator? + +JP-> English translation is light years behind other machine translations because Japanese is a super autistic language. If you post a clip of the JAV audio I could probably tell you. My only “guess” is that maybe it’s a gokkun scene where she’s drinking cum and the retarded machine translation translated bitter as spicy (the word for bitter in Japanese can occasionally be used to describe spicy things) +--- 634912465 +>>634906931 (OP) +Who the fuck looked at amogus bean person and said to himself +>yeah I want to fuck it +--- 634912790 +>>634908616 +Set me in the right direction, JAVVRbro. I have a huge collection of it as it's miles better than non nip VR but goddamn would subtitles be great with how story heavy their VR is. +--- 634913372 +>>634912790 + +I seem to be getting better results using the large model but that takes longer to process. + +I also recommend using HereSphere to play the videos because it's able to properly display the subtitles in a 3D environment +--- 634913391 +>>634906931 (OP) +4chan millennials started the whole +>lol you can make porn of anything rule 34 XD +thing +--- 634913503 +>>634907856 +Fapping with your right is superior +--- 634913516 +>>634913372 +My nigga. I actually recently bought heresphere to maximize quality so this is great. +--- 634913606 +>>634906931 (OP) +But I'm not a zoomer.... +--- 634913867 +>>634906931 (OP) +I know a bunch of millenials who fap to fucking Rimworld mods, don't pretend you're any better faggot! +--- 634913893 +nah, this is what zoomers are fapping to nowadays +--- 634914387 +>>634909324 +i kneel, coomer-sama... +--- 634914423 +>>634906931 (OP) +I fap to worse things +--- 634914530 +>>634906931 (OP) +Bro we all fap to some messed up shit, this is not at all unique to any single generation +--- 634914724 +>>634906931 (OP) +was watching my cousin play fortnite. +There aint no way zoomers dont furiously masturbate to fortnite shit. Its +literally lowkey sexual psyops by design +--- 634915128 +>>634913372 +Any off the top of your head idea why I'm a retard and only producing empty srt files after following these steps, anon? I've even tried switching between GPU and CPU but same shit. Installed the program. Downloaded the models. Checked the boxes. Picked the javvr file. Renders for about 1 minute and then shoots out a blank srt. +--- 634915146 +this is what boomers are fapping to +--- 634915491 +>>634915128 + +It should definitely take more than a minute unless it's a short clip. Have you tried another video? +--- 634915691 +>>634915491 +I think I got it now. Redownloaded the models as a jic and realized the download would end abruptly. Had to retry a few times until it completed fully and I'm now about 6 minutes into a translation so I think I'm good. Thanks again. +--- 634915705 +>>634913893 +Why Nigger Puss? +--- 634915874 +>>634907498 +I find it funny how a path into various avenues of degeneracy leads to even more degeneracy down the line. The most lewd material you could have access to pre-internet as a kid was magazines, Barbershop calendars or the beach. Even with the internet R34 wasnt too common and its not like a kid would or could stay on forever. With a smartphone the next generations are doomed. Now they can look up ugly futa, horse porn involving Tracer or develop an unironic interest in Shadman or ugly bastard hentai. +--- 634915895 +>>634906931 (OP) +where can i find more roblox porn? +--- 634916061 +>>634906931 (OP) +Wtf, zoomers are based??? +--- 634916964 +>>634906931 (OP) +Nothing wrong with the Peashooter. +--- 634917391 +>>634913503 +I fap with left because the right is used on the mouse +--- 634917480 +>>634917391 +based ambichad +--- 634917661 +>>634906931 (OP) +Based zoomzooms. +--- 634917778 +>beating the monkey +some zoomers are okay +--- 634918328 +>>634906931 (OP) +>mfw I have climaxed to way worse than a gingerbread woman and a literal monkey +--- 634918392 +>>634915146 +That is a literal child +--- 634918415 +>>634906931 (OP) +You didnt masturbate to minecraft in 2013? +What is wrong with you +--- 634918461 +>>634906931 (OP) +First time I've seen fallguys r34 +--- 634918923 +>>634915705 +Because puss a coal burner +--- 634918931 +>>634911489 +made for sex with human men +--- 634919091 +>>634913503 +The Romans used their left. +--- 634919390 +>>634912258 + +kek +--- 634919503 +>>634906931 (OP) +Fortnite has the most attractive women in all of gaming, no ifs ands or buts. +Peashooter is before their time. +Minecraft and Roblox is just embarrassing. +Fall Guys and Amongus are memes, kids don't actually want to fuck them. +I have no idea who the two on the right are. +--- 634919951 +Not a zoomer but I think I have masturbed to every single thing in this pic before, mostly because I am into simple styles, cartoon characters and/or mob faces. +Sure a lot in here is actual zoomer content but: + +>minecraft is 12 years +>plants vs zombies is 14 years +>roblox is 17 years + +Even fucking fornite was 6 years ago. It doesn't feel that long ago.. +--- 634920252 +>>634906931 (OP) +I work with him everyday and it's crazy how many of them talk about getting off the stuff like this and then immediately follow it up with "just a joke bro" +--- 634920301 +>>634918392 +she's an adult now +it's just that the Curse of Eva keeps her body young +--- 634920503 +>>634918392 +too old +--- 634920558 +>>634906931 (OP) +Why should I care exactly? +--- 634920696 +>>634919390 +I got a few literally translated into emoji faces saying "Thanks For Watching!" +--- 634921130 +>>634920696 + +Quality is fluctuating wildly. Some videos seem to be perfect, even going as far as to subtitle a description of what's happening on screen. Then others are only translating 4 lines of dialogue for the whole scene. +--- 634921429 +>>634907856 +She looks like she fucks bugs +--- 634921523 +>>634921130 +I've translated 2 so far and the first was fucking impressive. Seemed almost like a genuine human translation. The second one was literally giving me "^^----b Thanks for Watching!" I genuinely believe it's the audio quality of the scene that makes all the difference. The moment the AI starts trying to translate bed noises and smacks and grunts is where I've seen it starts to shit the bed. +--- 634921548 +>>634917391 +based adhd coomer +--- 634921707 +>The moment the AI starts trying to translate bed noises and smacks and grunts is where I've seen it starts to shit the bed. + +This seems to be true although I did have a shower scene with running water that made it through perfectly +--- 634921830 +millennials jacked off to the right pic in the 2000's. "Lewd" fanart back then was less titillating than mediocre SFW drawings today, what the fuck caused the absent of talent back then? +--- 634921954 +>>634911489 +--- 634922257 +>>634921830 +Not a zoomer but I agree with this. Honestly I thought I was the only person that thought most fanart looked like ass in the early 2000s. I still find it kinda endearing and rarely you will get people that actually used to draw very good but again, rare. +It feels amazing to live in the now where even trailers for games will probably get a ton of decent rule 34 drawings within the hour. The art for that green dress tomboy princess and the rabbids from that one game were amazing. +--- 634922345 +>I am forgotten +--- 634922441 +>>634922257 +the low quality style everything had back then had so much soul though +--- 634922448 +>>634906931 (OP) +I masturbate to half of that so I can't say anything +--- 634922514 +>>634907498 +Femboys is just a traps without initial surprise, there is nothing new about them +--- 634922534 +>>634906931 (OP) +>Roblox porn has mob faces + +Now I feel like I've been missing out. +--- 634922567 +>>634906931 (OP) +First of all, what's wrong with that? +Secondly, it's your fault. +--- 634922604 +>>634906931 (OP) +Why do you care so much about what other people are masturbating to? Are you a voyeur? +--- 634922615 +>>634907856 +Easily the second best fairy-related fap I've ever had. +--- 634922701 +>>634922441 +Anon, that's what I meant when I said endearing. Its kinda sad in a way that you wont see that kinda of old artstyles floating around anymore. The only times I have seen it is by artists that are like fucking 50 to 70 yo that kept their artstyle. Almost like how ken penders still draws the same. diff --git a/v/634906964.txt b/v/634906964.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..af44226261dc9ad9ddd5e331e96e467f6a2fc20c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634906964.txt @@ -0,0 +1,524 @@ +----- +--- 634906964 +TOTK WILL SOON BE LEAKED INSHALLAH +--- 634907098 +i poop on your thread +PFFFFFFFFFRRRRGFFGGHHFFFG +--- 634907130 +>>634906964 (OP) +How can we find this guys info so Nintendo can make him a wageslave like that Bowser guy. +--- 634907342 +Nintendo will skullfuck him. +--- 634907490 +>>634906964 (OP) +>UI lacks the map with the XYZ coordinate +>Zelda BOTW UI is already very moddable (it happened with the arabic fan patch, and then the multiplayer mod) so the apple thing is easily faked + +He should admit it's a fake photoshop already and nuke his reddit account in shame before he gets blamed for the actual leak, which will ideally happen on a random irc server, the fitgirl blog comments section, or glowiechan. +--- 634907594 +@FBI +stop these criminals!! +--- 634907595 +>>634907490 +already nuked it +--- 634907609 +>>634907490 +Is there a building like that in botw? +Also, the tweet got deleted. +--- 634907659 +>>634907490 +The image doesn't display the minimap tho. +--- 634907696 +>>634907490 +Dude, you are an idiot. He didn't take the farthest right side of the switch, where the map would be. +--- 634907741 +israel +--- 634907787 +>totk is so similar to BoTW that all it takes is a UI mod and Link mod and you can easily fake your own believable screenshots +--- 634907845 +>>634907595 +No, he should go back and post this screenshot in a Photoshop window, so that he's not blamed for filthy pirate wrongdoings. He should come clean, so that he's not mistaken with the actual leaker who'll have actual opsec and won't even use the same internet connection or computer. + +>>634907609 +BOTW Overworld is moddable and extractable. +Sonic Frontiers mods already imported the great plateau. +>>634907696 +And you're dense. +Don't you have better internet arguments elsewhere to prove how right and smart you are? +--- 634907896 +>>634907845 +>extractable +That's the opposite of what I asked. +--- 634908127 +>>634907896 +Enjoy. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHm20fFsehE [Embed] + +Make sure whenever someone claims to have a leak of this game to show this video, so that fake news are debunked and poor trolls aren't mistaken for legit leakers. This helps Nintendo lawyers not get confused with random stuff, they'll see "fake" and then look for another thread. Help keep 4chan clean of piracy! +--- 634908245 +>>634908127 +You are right but also so gay about it +--- 634908640 +>>634908418 +Nevermind, you are actually the most heterosexual anon I ever had the pleasure to talk to. +United we stand against piracy. United we stand to protect innocent fake trolls. +--- 634908869 +>>634908821 +FAKE NEWS! +--- 634908894 +>>634908821 +Fake and gay +--- 634908935 +>>634908869 +are you retarded +--- 634908993 +>>634908935 +No, you better not send me an xci of Erotic Dolphin Pachi-Slot 18XXX to prove me wrong +--- 634909017 +No rush. Leak or no, im still keeping my 70$. +--- 634909087 +>>634908935 +I, on the other hand, would appreciate some Dolphin Porn for the night +--- 634909164 +>>634909087 +based dolphin porn enjoyer +--- 634909173 +>>634909017 +>playing with better performance +>playing in better conditions +>saving 70$ +>@FBI can't do anything about it +It's like, it's just there for me to pick it up. +--- 634909247 +>>634909173 +>saving 70$ +It's $60 again in some countries, if you know what you're doing, but the point still stands +--- 634909378 +>>634909247 + +Considering it's just an expansion, I wouldn't even pay $60. +--- 634909558 +Street date breakers then +>just dumps the game as soon as he gets it for everyone to enjoy like a total bro +Street date breakers now +>brags about having shit for weeks on social meadia and dumps it only like 5 minutes before everyone has an access anyway +--- 634909664 +some dolphin porn for everyone: +short url +(dot) +at +(slash) +JVW36 +--- 634909670 +>>634907342 +This. It's not worth the e-peen points +--- 634909674 +>>634906964 (OP) +That's fake as fuck, why don't show new enemies or weapons? Oh yeah, because it's modded BOTW, and people don't mod in new enemies, only armors and maps +--- 634909742 +>>634907342 +Nintendo won't do anything to rom dumpers and never will either, that faggot company deserve the mass piracy they will suffer +--- 634909743 +>>634909670 +God I wish that was me. And before anyone says anything, I hate trannies +--- 634909759 +>>634909674 +Yeah, the faker leaker should post more proof that helps identifies him, otherwise he'll LOSE this internet argument! +--- 634909817 +>>634909087 +>>634909164 +link +--- 634909825 +Yeah fake troll wtf don't you wanna convince us more +--- 634909980 +>>634909825 +yes, waiting for the fake troll to give more info, ANY info, that will redeem him in the eyes of this thai basket waving forum. everyone is watching +--- 634910120 +>>634909817 +here >>634909664 +the e3 version of totk +--- 634910230 +>>634909743 +Trannies do tend to be selfhating. You will never be a woman. +--- 634910291 +>>634906964 (OP) +God, I hope it leaks 3 fucking weeks early, the meltdown would be legendary. +--- 634910362 +>>634910291 +Me too and aonuma sudoku himself +--- 634910507 +>>634910291 +Happened with BoTW, but the decryption keys were only figured out when a separate leak for the physical disc happened so the dump wasn't usable for anything other than datamining. +No way to prevent it as long as physical copies exist. But they expect it, so all is fine. +--- 634910535 +>>634909743 +--- 634910726 +>>634908821 +Here's why you will never be a woman, fake leaker. +didn't remove the filenames +didn't hide the time zone +didn't hide the user icons +didn't crop the image +reflective surface +identifiable ethnicity, gender and height +--- 634910797 +account is completely wiped except for a post talking about blowing his brains out +i hope he dumpes before he gets suicided +--- 634910868 +>>634910797 +all is well, inb4 someone else leaks it from a russian ip, after all vpns are cheap and piracy is legal there +--- 634910904 +>>634909742 +the guy that leaked NSMBW got fined 1.5 million dollars +--- 634910951 +>>634906964 (OP) +OH NO NO NO B-BUT THE DENUVO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA +--- 634910997 +>>634910797 +and one narrowing down the location of his workplace by a lot. +--- 634911032 +>>634909017 +Yeah, except you gotta wait like a few for it to be stable. Ryujinx had bad stuttering when Metroid Prime Remake came out on going through doors. Had to wait a few till it was fixed. Can't wait though. + +TOTK actually is making me think about getting a switch, truth is, i'm a poorfag. +--- 634911091 +>>634906964 (OP) +why does it look 240p? +--- 634911132 +Uhhhh lawyerbros...how can we stop this? +--- 634911213 +You know what bro, there's no rush. Use some ukranian vpn to sloooowly upload dolphin mahjong (clearly labeled as such) and then wait it out until another week or so from now. You messed up, but it's not too late to correct course. +--- 634911243 +>tendies are still in denial about early leak +--- 634911375 +and ffs, edit your reddit posts before deleting them, change your mail account to something else (even incorrect address, or protonmail throwaway) and THEN delete your reddit account while you're still in control before it's banned and left in that state. +--- 634911478 +is BOTW and TOTK a Reboot of Zelda or is Canon to the Timeline? in what part of the Timeline these Games takes place? where is Ganondorf? +--- 634911597 +>>634907787 +This, imagine all it takes to make convincing leak is a UI mod and a different costume lol +--- 634911664 +>>634907594 +Good Morning, this is Agent Johsnon from the +FBI. Is the guy leaking this game a white nationalist? +--- 634911695 +im so so ready bros. im READY IM FUCKING READY FOR THIS NEW ZELDA, Just Fixed my brothers hacked switch, Bought a 256gb micro sd card, IM FUCKIN' READY FOR THIS LEAK +--- 634911750 +>>634911695 +leaker should work on his opsec before that +--- 634911759 +FUCK my rcm jig wont be arriving for another 5 days... Can leak sisters please wait? +--- 634911763 +>>634910904 +Ya and I am sure he is going to be able to pay that ever in his life lol +--- 634911864 +>>634911763 +He did get out of it by declaring bankruptcy. Then Nintendo sent him a consolation prize, as carefully worded as possible (a preorder bonus that's normally limited but he was "selected", with no other information) +--- 634911865 +>>634911032 +You‘re a poorfag but you have a pc capable of emulating switch? If the game leaks early the game might be playable by launch anyway. All the devs will be trying to optimize it +--- 634912013 +>We're gonna emulate it day 1 +Feels good to be a PC chad +--- 634912074 +>>634912013 +Yes but you will play on Shitty Buggy Emulators lol +--- 634912130 +>>634912074 +Xenoblade chronicles 3 runs at full speed even on a steam deck lol +--- 634912132 +>>634912074 +Even a shitty buggy emulator works better than Switch at 540p 25fps. +--- 634912157 +>>634912074 +And you will play in 720p 30 fps on a shitty switch +--- 634912214 +>tfw lower end computer, so if I want to play TOTK I'll have to buy it anyway, even if ryujinx and yuzu were perfect + +The price you pay for not wanting to be a graphics whore means that modern games are a challenge to emulate. On the plus side, laziness aside the game should be worth at least 1 playthrough, like BOTW was. Though I don't expect to revisit it. +--- 634912223 +>>634912157 +But i Spend Less Money than your 1000000 Dollars PC Truly a Master Race +--- 634912265 +>>634912132 +say that to the shader compilation stutters, playing kirby forgotten kingdom on yuzu early access, AIDS. TOTAL AIDS. good game though +--- 634912429 +*please* leak today or tomorrow I can't fucking take it anymore. +--- 634912469 +>>634907342 +If I am doing anything illegal, I am turning on my VPN. Good luck finding me unless it is the Feds. +--- 634912483 +>>634912265 +>shader compilation stutters +You can download precompiled shader caches. It fixes the stuttering in BotW. TotK will be the same. +--- 634912517 +>>634910291 +Mhgu was leaked like 2 weeks early, that was fun +--- 634912603 +>>634912483 +didn't know about that... +--- 634912658 +>>634906964 (OP) +This nigga is stupid as fuck. Its like youre asking to get fucked +--- 634912676 +>>634912214 +Nah, that‘s the price you pay for not getting an unpatched switch. They were so easy to get for the longest time +--- 634912738 +>>634912483 +its still going to take some time for someone to build a complete shader cache +unless you can just generate one as easily as you can render something in blender +--- 634912759 +>>634912676 +I DO have an unpatched switch, I just can't be bothered to do all that crazy stuff with the tin foil being shoved in the side to enable dev mode or whatever. +--- 634912764 +Should I use tinfoil instead of an rcm jig? +--- 634912812 +>>634912759 +>>634912764 +Just buy a fucking jig. +--- 634912857 +>>634912759 +You need to order an rcm jig from Amazon or ebay and just move some files around. It's just as easy as hacking a 3ds. +--- 634912883 +get him boys +--- 634912887 +Use a folded up piece of tinfoil, like any self respecting human. +--- 634912892 +>>634912759 +So you would rather pay for it than get it for free? Holy shit. +--- 634912928 +>>634912658 +He should contact emperess or a scene group or something and leave the release to them. Like in the old days. Nintendo has a name, a store, a timeframe and info about what that store has or hasn't +--- 634912940 +>>634912759 +I just modded a switch for my brother and it took 10 minutes. If you‘re too lazy to do that then you deserve to pay 70 dollars for glorified expansions +--- 634912949 +>>634912887 +My hands are too fucking shaky to do it. I have an essential tremor. +--- 634912952 +>>634912759 +once you buy a jig + injector, you literally just slide it down the joycon rail till it's snug at the bottom, then hold the power button and the vol up button, and it does the rest of the work for you once you've set up the files. It's that simple +--- 634912962 +>>634912892 +That or I brick my switch because I did it wrong, and I end up paying 300 bucks for a new model. +--- 634913017 +>>634912962 +You're not that dumb to follow a guide anon +We trust you. +--- 634913040 +>>634906964 (OP) +>TotK +>the name of the new Zelda game is literally TikTok +Lol, it's absolutely perfect for zoomertendies. +--- 634913050 +>>634912962 +You cant brick your switch if you get a jig and follow the hack guide. +At worst you'll get banned and you wont be able to play heckin splatoon. This can also be prevented by creating an emunand +--- 634913058 +>>634912949 +Its not a mater of steady hands, if you can hold a controller you can manage the foil method. Its just folding it up to the right width, and shoving that bitch into the controller port WITH the controller +--- 634913080 +>>634912962 +Also don't you dare fucking follow a YouTube guide +Read the website guide. +--- 634913102 +STOP + +STEALING + +GAMES +--- 634913159 +not playing this japslop +--- 634913180 +>>634913102 +You wouldn't download a car, would you? +--- 634913196 +>>634913102 +I will when Nintendo port their games on the Pc or actual working consoles(PS5). +--- 634913207 +>>634913159 +*gaijinslop +--- 634913213 +>>634912857 +Imagine buying shit when you can just use alluminium and call it a day. +--- 634913236 +>>634906964 (OP) +It's fake. +--- 634913268 +>>634913102 +its not stealing if i wasnt going to buy it in the first place +--- 634913286 +>>634913213 +litterally a piece of 3d printed plastic that will ALWAYS WORK versus raggedy piece of tinfoil + +lol +--- 634913295 +>>634913102 +Who are you telling this, because dude in the image literally stole a game +--- 634913323 +>>634912759 +>>634912962 +>my face when I did the foil trick and found out my 2018 switch was patched. +You homo I’ll fucking trade with you if you’re gonna be a pussy about it +--- 634913345 +>>634913236 +Yeah here they are. Sad +--- 634913351 +>>634911032 +TOO SOON +--- 634913405 +>>634913236 +You‘d be stupid to believe it instantly leaks anyways. It always goes like this +>people make up fake leaks for fun +>some redditor actually gets the game early but won‘t show footage let alone dump it and just talks about it +>some guy streams the game but doesn‘t dump it +>some guy actually dumps the game +--- 634913414 +>>634913286 +I made my tinfoil piece 2 years ago and Im still using it today. Skill issue. +--- 634913429 +>>634912759 +anon before u do anything, you gotta check if your serial number is hackable... NOT ALL 2017/2018 switches are hackable +--- 634913660 +>>634911865 +nta, but i was a poorfag as a kid (or rather my parents would never buy me games), so i had to get resourceful with piracy and emulation +that conditioned me to see paying for games (and entertainment in general) as a waste of money, so even though i am well off nowadays and can easily waste money on garbage, i don't out of principle +--- 634914278 +>>634913660 +That has nothing to do with the question. Nobody asked you to randomly blog like some attention whoring faggot. +--- 634914281 +>>634910904 +That was just a scare, dumbass +Look at how you still recall it +The guy never paid a cent and he got all his toys back +--- 634914316 +>>634911032 +Ive got a pre-patched switch as well, so im good either way. +--- 634914986 +The reason these fake leaks work is because the game looks exactly like BotW so people can't really tell the difference +--- 634915419 +either way ill 100% play it before pay piggies and spoil the game to them for thinking its acceptable to give nintendo money +--- 634915495 +@NINTENDO @FBI +DO SOMETHING!!!! +--- 634915579 +>>634906964 (OP) +Why is Link in Mexico??? +Did the Mexicans take over Hyrule? +--- 634915593 +>>634915495 +Kill yourself subhuman bootlicker +--- 634915596 +>>634914986 +This. It's hilarious how even if there are real leaks, I doubt anyone, even Nintendo, can tell if it's just modded BOTW or not until a ROM is actually uploaded. And I bet that leaked ROM is probably going to be watermarked by Nintendo so whoever leaked it will get Nintendo shoving their legal team up their arse. +--- 634915627 +>>634912469 +>vpn +LMAO he doesn't know +--- 634915707 +enjoy being enslaved by nintendo for the rest of your life like that one hacker +--- 634915731 +>>634915419 +The fact you dont know how filters work, really show your stupidty of doing shit out of spite +--- 634915748 +I wonder if they fucked with the engine to make emulation more difficulty. Because the emulators were probably primarily mad to run botw +--- 634915768 +>>634915419 +What could there possibly be to spoil +"Link defeats Ganon at the end"? +--- 634915775 +What a bunch of habullshjt +--- 634915898 +>>634915627 +What? +That the feds will force his ISP to surrender his logs. They'll point to the VPN that (if it's a decent one) runs all their logs on RAM so they get whiped every day. +--- 634915954 +HOLY SHIT A NEW FEATURE WAS LEAKED THIS IS NOT A GRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A GRILL +--- 634916087 +I JUST FINISHED WATCHING SOMEONE PLAY THROUGH THE LEAKED TOTK ROM + +ZELDA SAVES LINK AT THE END + +I REPEAT + +ZELDA IS A SUPER GIRL BOSS AND BTFO OF THE SPECIAL MONSTER CALLED DEMISE THAT GANON TRANSFORMS INTO AND SAVES LINK AND THE KINGDOM ON HER OWN + +YAAAAAASSS QUEEN SLAAAAAAAAYY +--- 634916114 +>>634910997 +source: just trust me bro +--- 634916152 +>>634916087 +trash game +--- 634916205 +>>634915419 +What story, Zelda games don’t have stories. +--- 634916537 +>>634906964 (OP) +>this opsec +The guy is getting nintendod +--- 634916943 +>>634915954 +This picture looks oddly familiar to me but I can't remember why. Are you fucking with my head here? +--- 634917262 +>>634915707 +ywnbaw +--- 634919067 +>>634915627 +Good luck getting a small Bulgarian company to comply with literally fucking anything lmaoooo +--- 634919117 +>>634906964 (OP) +GIFF NAOW +--- 634919196 +>>634915898 +>if it's a decent one +That's where you fucked up, 99% of the VPNs people use keep tabs on eveything you do +--- 634919240 +HOLA YO ESTOY JUGANDO TOTK NA MINHA CANAL +COME TO BRAZIL +--- 634919391 +>install BOTW mod +>take a screenshot +>people confuse it with TOTK +Are modders just that good or is TOTK just that lazy? +--- 634919495 +>>634911032 +Prime worked wihin a day use the git builds nigger. +--- 634919580 +>>634919391 +Latter. +--- 634919595 +>>634907342 +Kek +--- 634919649 +>>634912887 +>not using 2 screwdrivers +pussy +--- 634919661 +why are 3rd worlders so obsessed with breaking street dates on games +--- 634919717 +>>634912887 +DON'T do this +It will turn your switch into mustard gas +--- 634919760 +>>634919661 +Why not? It's fun and make ninties mad. +--- 634919802 +>>634911032 +Too soon, anon, fuck +--- 634919846 +>>634919760 +Good enough reason in my book. +--- 634920246 +>>634919661 +I hate the fact """reviewers""" and ecelebs get the game weeks before gamers could. Breaking street dates is justice +--- 634920610 +>>634909664 +I cant work out this link +--- 634920835 +>>634907342 +It says minutos +So hes probably some spic so mario cant touch him in spicland, in fact the cartel probably hung him for some other reason already +--- 634922524 +>>634920835 +It's always the spics that do this shit diff --git a/v/634907216.txt b/v/634907216.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..612bd9bcf2388ad3dd93b421c26756c4d5be6e48 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634907216.txt @@ -0,0 +1,203 @@ +----- +--- 634907216 +>Gaming humor +--- 634907283 +VN players be like: YO THIS GAMEPLAY FIRE +--- 634907296 +>>634907216 (OP) +>he +>him +--- 634907374 +>>634907284 +what the actual batman +--- 634907406 +>>634907284 +wtf +--- 634907472 +>>634907284 +>tfw you will never have an original Super Mario Bros towel to use as a cum rag +--- 634907571 +>>634907284 +99% chance this is a joke in a bong gaming magazine, they could get away with saying pretty much anything in those back in the day. +--- 634907732 +>>634907571 +t. uncle Larry +--- 634907962 +>>634907571 +Hey uncle you out of the joint? +--- 634908128 +>>634907571 +There is no second u in unsavory so it's not bong. +--- 634908130 +>>634907284 +incredibly based calling out on tendies being rape victims, which explains their immaturity +--- 634908275 +>>634907216 (OP) +haha +--- 634909315 +>>634908275 +--- 634909640 +>>634907284 +>>634907571 +Yeah you can tell it's some sort of magazine based on the other caption below the photo. +--- 634909820 +>>634907284 +How did Gaming magazines go from THIS >>634907284 + + +To THIS >>634908275 +--- 634910259 +>>634908275 +>Been doing the three two one bit for 40 years every single time when ripping + +Heh, still got it. +--- 634911168 +>>634908275 +farts are sexy +--- 634912031 +>>634908275 +Who is this made for? Kids don't read physical media. +--- 634912616 +>>634912031 +Physical media manufacturers are trying to get kids to read physical media so that they can sell physical media to kids. +--- 634912625 +>>634912031 +Paycheck. +--- 634912678 +>>634907216 (OP) +>Did you hear about the player who blew himself +--- 634912809 +>>634908275 +Thought I was immune after years of cringe but I thought wrong +--- 634915085 +>>634907216 (OP) +This book is a lot sadder when you realise a mum wrote it to try to bond with her turbosperg son. +--- 634915374 +>>634915085 +i bet it was wam's mam +--- 634915668 +>>634907216 (OP) +You want some more? +--- 634915743 +>>634907406 +>molly mckuz +--- 634915887 +>>634907216 (OP) +--- 634915994 +>>634907284 +I wish uncle Larry ravaged my virgin asshole at its prime. +--- 634916130 +Superior Japanese humor +--- 634916353 +>>634915668 +First one is already 10 times better than everything in OP, these are actual jokes. That book for children has a different aspect of humour entirely, let me try: + +Have you heard of the player who tried to nap in the End? +He went kaboom! + +There, I can do this all day, can I scam money from children via books with the biggest fucking spacing known to man now? +--- 634916796 +>>634907284 +definitely a British Nintendo magazine they had really edgy, gross, callous shit like this all the time, plenty of jokes made in poor taste that would never fly today +--- 634917218 +Would have been much more funnier if they added +ALTHOUGH THEY MAKE UP 13% OF THR MOBS, ENDERMEN STEAL 50% OF ALL BLOCKS +--- 634917273 +>>634907216 (OP) +>did you meat? +>he had +--- 634917620 +>>634916796 +you are a GIGANTIC faggot +--- 634917896 +>>634917620 +and you're a vile little man that laughs at disgusting things nobody above the age of 12 should find funny. you are a failed sociopath with no power or charisma who can only gratify your repulsive schadenfreude by laughing at the suffering of your fellow human beings. in a civilized world, you would be slaughtered like an animal before you eventually snap and hurt someone because by demonstrating such a lack of empathy you have already shown that you are incapable of compassion or remorse and would do anything if you thought you could get away with it. +--- 634918194 +>>634916130 +Yo, that's my wife! +--- 634918245 +>>634916796 +>>634917896 +This rape victim is fucking PISSED +--- 634918419 +>>634907284 +w-what's the 'Intimidator'? +--- 634918526 +>>634918419 +>he doesn't know about Dale +--- 634918763 +>>634918245 +Yes, rape is awful anon. It's not funny in the slightest. Did your parents not give you enough attention or something? Did you get bullied in school? What's your major malfunction? +--- 634918823 +>>634918763 +Raping clowns is funny +--- 634918870 +>>634917896 +Lol, what a faggot +--- 634918935 +>>634918870 +You're a piece of shit anon. No amount of giggling or sneering will change that. You'd be hanging from a lampost if your peers really knew what you were like deep down. +--- 634919167 +>>634907284 +Níntoddlers...I'm so sorry, this explains everything +--- 634919180 +>>634912031 +Do you not have these in America? They’re cheap magazines for kids, usually with a free prize. Have some simple articles, puzzles, jokes etc. and are normally sold in supermarkets alongside the Beano etc. It keeps your kid quiet for an hour when you get back from grocery shopping. +--- 634919492 +>>634907216 (OP) +>Did you hear a skeleton? +>he respawned +--- 634919539 +>>634919492 +>all monsters you kill respawn near your bed +Kino mod potential +--- 634919694 +>>634907216 (OP) +Requesting that, but for Dark Souls "He died" +--- 634919814 +lmao? +--- 634919953 +>>634915668 +The skeleton joke is alright. +--- 634920015 +>>634907216 (OP) +>Gaming humor +https://www.tiktok.com/@angrybirds/video/7224198842445483270 +--- 634920263 +>>634911168 +Back to the fires of hell that is DeviantART, you autistic-quality fart fetishist! +--- 634920457 +>>634907216 (OP) +--- 634921179 +>>634920204 +cute +--- 634921339 +>>634920457 +>coin pile on the ground doesnt get bigger with each frame +--- 634921909 +>>634919814 +I don't get it but still appreciate the effort. +--- 634922137 +>>634920545 +Remove that entire last bubble and it's fine +--- 634922340 +>>634922137 +Or just leave it. Fucking editor fags. You guys are just as bad as translator fags. You feel the need to "fix" things simply because your too fucking lazy to make something of your own +--- 634922370 +>>634919953 +No it isn't. Skeletons are the only mob that actually fight each other. +--- 634922394 +https://streamable.com/q3lsdp +>Minecraft humor +--- 634922438 +>>634922340 +It's just worse though +--- 634922561 +>>634907284 +twas a different time +--- 634922609 +>>634920545 +sex with cat milfs +--- 634922643 +>>634915668 +Humanturds... we lost... diff --git a/v/634907414.txt b/v/634907414.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3de6bbadc97bdca89527029b4d7c6c20c9e314c3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634907414.txt @@ -0,0 +1,172 @@ +----- +--- 634907414 +Hopes and dreams for Skyrim 2? +--- 634907460 +*Oblivion 3 +--- 634907519 +argonian wives +redguard Arabian Nights kino +--- 634907521 +>>634907414 (OP) +More sexy Khajit women +--- 634907526 +interracial sex +--- 634907820 +>>634907414 (OP) +now post her naked fighting an Orsimer. +--- 634908024 +>>634907414 (OP) +>Hope +Game will still be as moddable +>Dream +Base game isn't so shit that troubleshooting mod installs if funner than actually playing the game. +--- 634908101 +sex game simulator mods +--- 634908187 +>>634908101 +UUUUOHHH SEXY ORC WOMAN TUSKS +--- 634908256 +>>634908187 +--- 634908423 +>>634907414 (OP) +Big Nord Women +No skáld viking girls no buy. +--- 634908547 +>>634908256 +damn she cute... i love her tusks and can just imagine the smell... UUUOOH +--- 634908780 +>>634907414 (OP) +>>634908101 +god i wish i looked like this + +also are there any FUN games that enables me to costumise my character to such extent that isnt skyrim? +--- 634909280 +>>634908256 +>>634908423 +--- 634912930 +Honestly I'd be perfectly fine with even a less repetitive Skyrim, as long as the setting is interesting and has good atmosphere. +--- 634913512 +>>634907414 (OP) +>>634908101 +built to be raped by a muscular redguard male +--- 634913879 +>>634907414 (OP) +Built in monster rape Vs females. +--- 634914781 +>>634907414 (OP) +That it's easily moddable. +Especially the shit base gameplay it will inevitably come with. TES 6 will be so watered down by default that the only hope I have for it is if I can fix that piece of shit myself. +--- 634914914 +>>634907414 (OP) +>hopes +They wont make modding suck to get people into the CC +>dreams +The game wont need mods to be fun +--- 634914973 +KILL +PAARTHURNAX +YOU FUCK +--- 634915034 +>>634907414 (OP) +For all I care, they just need to make a good Construction Kit. The entire Bethesda genre is carried my mods anyway. +Also, death to modding trannies and to patreonbux! Literally everyone who leeches off modding is mentally ill. +--- 634915159 +>>634907414 (OP) +I hope they take the ship building and flying mechanic from Starfield and they implement a similar system in TES6. + +I want to have my own ship I can sale the seas in so I can be a pirate. It would be fucking amazing. +--- 634916305 +I hope NexusMods puts an end to all the coomer shit by the time the next TES comes out. +>but you can just filter it +No, the whole point of not liking coomshit is making sure no one enjoys things I don't like. +--- 634916379 +>>634916305 +Never gonna happen. +Keep seething. +--- 634916381 +>>634916305 +it's fun making hairy mods for games and watching people get really upset. +--- 634917373 +>>634907414 (OP) +That they ignore ESO lore +--- 634917468 +>>634908256 +>Orc +>Flawless hair, brows and skin +Why even bother then? +--- 634917596 +>>634917468 +based Orc realist +keep it real king +--- 634920249 +>>634916381 +ooh yeah I reeeally hate hairy women please don't post any of your mods or I'll get really upset! also you better not include any pictures of really hairy women with your post! +--- 634920804 +>>634908780 +Dragon's Dogma, you troon +--- 634920817 +>>634920249 +Yes. +--- 634920878 +>>634920817 +post the goddamn mod you bloody bastard bitch +--- 634920994 +>>634920878 +I no longer use that popular place and it's really for my enjoyment. some other based users out there might still have it. +--- 634920995 +>>634907414 (OP) +Huge smelly futa Orcs with sagging heavy balls +--- 634921070 +>>634920804 +i hated it +--- 634921147 +>>634907414 (OP) +>Todd Howard adds Goblins back +>The rape every elf, both males and females. +--- 634921202 +>>634920995 +begone, fiend +--- 634921392 +>>634921147 +Based Goblins doing what every other race should do, Elves, Khajiit and Lizard niggers should all be slaves and sex slaves for the races of men. Kill all Orcs +--- 634921423 +>>634917373 +What's so bad about ESO lore? I haven't played it but everybody seems to shit on it +--- 634921442 +>>634921392 +Orcs did nothing wrong +--- 634921490 +>>634907414 (OP) +>Akavir +>more Dwemer lore +>even better loli mods +--- 634921512 +>>634920995 +Welcome, friend. +--- 634921524 +>>634921490 +2 of those things won't happen +--- 634921632 +>>634907414 (OP) +Skade +--- 634921732 +>>634921632 +wew lad. exquisite taste. +--- 634921770 +>>634907414 (OP) +Cute toon. Booru? +--- 634921973 +>>634907414 (OP) +hyper futas. a lot of them +--- 634922012 +>>634907414 (OP) +>Skyrim 2 +After TES6 they are going to stop making sequels and remake everything from TES:Arena to Fallout 76 +--- 634922221 +>>634922012 +>remake everything from TES:Arena to Fallout 76 +TES I, Skyrim edition +TES II, Skyrim legendary editions +TES III, Skyrim Special edition +TES IV, Skyrim GOT edition +TES V, Skyrim Skyrim edition. diff --git a/v/634907539.txt b/v/634907539.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..87e00699058e69f1458b165e1a6995c42c1397e6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634907539.txt @@ -0,0 +1,129 @@ +----- +--- 634907539 +RASENGAN!!!! +--- 634907597 +Konan best girl. +--- 634907883 +>Jobs +--- 634908176 +>BBC Shit +Fuck off +--- 634908448 +Chidori!!! +--- 634909330 +>>634907597 +she used to be... +Salad is the new hotness now... +--- 634909581 +>>634909330 +I don't know anything about the new stuff. These shows/books always start out great with a feeling of adventure but all of them inevitably devolve into powerlevel wankery where they need to make a bigger asspull than the last episode. +Why can't they just keep it fun? +--- 634909634 +>>634909257 +Will Hinata get buffed in Storm Connections? +--- 634909905 +restoring the uchiha clan with salad! +--- 634911629 +>>634909905 +yes. +--- 634912235 +Imagine taking a rasengan straight to your bare asshole +--- 634912302 +Naruto is not Popular anymore the Ending was Shit and Boruto its Trash +--- 634913162 +>embed +I always knew Naruto fans were cuckolds +--- 634913271 +>Kisame... were leaving... +--- 634915694 +>>634913162 +thanks for reminding me to update my PEE +i didn't realize it stopped working +--- 634915752 +>>634913271 +--- 634915760 +>>634909905 +>>634915424 +I'll make sure the Uchiha clan will prosper with my salad wife +--- 634915806 +Lmao it really do be like this +--- 634915810 +>>634915424 +--- 634915864 +>>634915806 +Mr. Uzumaki! big fan, how's it feel to become the biggest dick in the leaf village? +--- 634915936 +>>634907539 (OP) +>>634907597 +>>634907883 +>>634907883 +>>634908176 +>>634908448 +>>634909257 +>>634909330 +>>634909634 +>>634909905 +>>634911629 +>>634912235 +>>634912302 +>>634913162 +>>634913271 +>>634915424 +>>634915694 +>>634915752 +>>634915760 +>>634915806 +>>634915810 +>>634915864 +Hunter x Hunter is better. +--- 634916285 +The biggest in the Naruto universe +AY +Third Raikage +Killer Bee +Second Raikage +Darui +Omoi +Kisame +Choji +Kakuzu +--- 634918429 +so which naruto games are actually good? +not a fan of arena fighters +--- 634918790 +>>634918429 +Then None. +--- 634919903 +>>634907883 +Footjobs? +--- 634920114 +Today I will remind them +--- 634920190 +>>634915936 +Yu Yu Hakusho is better. +--- 634921517 +>>634920114 +Sakura should've her black pants. +--- 634921619 +>>634918429 +>so which naruto games are actually good? +>not a fan of arena fighters +The Clash of Ninja, Ultimate Ninja and Ultimate Ninja Heroes games if you like traditional 2D combat. +Ultimate Ninja Impact if you like musou. +Path of the Ninja if you like turn-based RPGs. +And then there's some odd stuff like Dragon Blade Chronicles, Kizuna Drive, Uzumaki Chronicles, the 3DS game based on the chibi Rock Lee show and the games made by Ubisoft which I never played but everyone praises. +--- 634921753 +>>634916016 +more +--- 634921979 +>>634921917 +i will restore the uchiha clan by myself and salad +--- 634922069 +>>634921619 +>Ultimate Ninja Impact +Thank you, never knew naruto musou existed. It's shipuuden sadly but at least it's early shipuuden. +>>634920114 +I would ask if it's real but you can't fake this shit. +--- 634922608 +>>634920114 +farewell... raptor jesus diff --git a/v/634908134.txt b/v/634908134.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fd6576fed03baa09257f7a2e63cb08cd989388f5 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634908134.txt @@ -0,0 +1,380 @@ +----- +--- 634908134 +Make way for the TRUE queens of Yugioh... +--- 634908224 +https://files.catbox.moe/32zcq6.mp4 +l m a o +--- 634908378 +>>634908134 (OP) +>caring about cleaning cloths +--- 634908431 +>>634908134 (OP) +which one has the thickest pubes? +--- 634908473 +>>634908431 +Ecclesia was a church girl +--- 634908524 +I made an amazon deck from all the leftover pulls from the tear pack and how are you supposed to play it? You can kinda spam monsters easily but at the end of the day you end up with just a big beater. Harpies seem so much better than this shit +--- 634908536 +ib bros... +--- 634908558 +>>634908431 +--- 634908568 +>>634908224 +Yep, that's how that deck works alright. +--- 634908574 +>>634908524 +Amazoness has always been unga personified, it's not based around disruptions. If you want that play duel links where Onslaught actually can remove shit +--- 634908789 +Your petdeck gets more support, but it's pend monsters +--- 634909006 +>>634908789 +the dreadful reality of plunder patrol players +--- 634909108 +>>634908789 +>pends zombie +I'm cumming +--- 634909170 +>>634908789 +why wouldn't pend magicians get more pends? +--- 634909228 +>>634909170 +If it's a pend deck then it just gets regular monsters, sorry. +--- 634909261 +>>634908789 +I already play pend decks, so sounds great. You can make pends for almost any archetype, really. If the pendulum effect is good it's just 2 cards in one. +--- 634909272 +rush +--- 634909354 +>>634908789 +How could pendulums help harpies? +--- 634909620 +>>634909006 +I can't wait for the wind and water pendulum fusion / xyz +--- 634909662 +>>634909354 +pendulum effect, do something +monster effect, if destroyed by card effect it does something again +--- 634909701 +>>634908789 +It's time for Link/Pendulum monsters. +--- 634909981 +what's so spooky about this dogwood anyway? +--- 634909989 +test +--- 634910042 +>>634908134 (OP) +>TRUE queens of Yugioh +Teardrop, my beloved +--- 634910065 +>>634909981 +Spooky nun-cunny ToT oh nooooo please don't show me your soft navel I'm so scared of those +--- 634910790 +>>634908134 (OP) +>twf no Queen of the Skull Servants +--- 634911390 +>>634908789 +Yeah we are missing some Red eyes pends +--- 634911669 +god i wish i got fucking lucky even just fuckinf once i can't mill for shit +--- 634912000 +HOW THR FUCK AM I BRIKING WITH TEARS FUCK OFF MAX NIGGERS FUCKINF DIE +--- 634912009 +how many of the new Melffy XYZ card do I need? +--- 634912064 +is there any way to check what secret packs I've already gotten the free pull from? +--- 634912159 +>>634910042 +She's so beautiful and sexy without dressing up like a whore. +--- 634912241 +>still no simple way to share replay online +Why +--- 634912283 +>>634912009 +1, 2 for pure +--- 634912313 +>>634908134 (OP) +>Verre +B A S E D +>Lila and Kiskill but no Trouble or Sunny +cringe +also you're missing a bunch of lolis, what are you doing Konami +--- 634912489 +garbage fucking game +--- 634912693 +>>634912359 +>FuSJZHgaEAYEr5.jpg +Thanks for reminding me of this ptsd experience +--- 634912801 +the coinflip is fucking rigged holy shit these niggers always go first fuck off +--- 634912868 +>>634912693 +huh? +--- 634913034 +>>634908789 +I play DM only mainly for DMG, so would that be DM pends or Magician Girl Pends? +Either way good lord what a horrifying concept. +--- 634913056 +HOW THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS OPEN GOOD EVERY FUCKING TIME IN 60 FUCKING CARDS AND I BRICK IN 40 FUCKING HELL +--- 634913061 +>>634908789 +Good +--- 634913250 +HUR HUR HUR ME OPEN PERFECT IN 60 CARD BRANDED TEAR HUR HUR HUR HUR +--- 634913515 +>>634913056 +>>634913250 +deck building issue :) +--- 634913538 +>>634908789 +>pend penguins +>pend melffies +Busted +--- 634913546 +>>634912693 +Speaking of Roze, new chapter that's cute. https://imgur.com/a/8vkSdDa +--- 634913924 +This sounds retarded but when a tear player maxx C you does it make a big difference when you just play it out? They mill half their deck anyway what difference does it make when they draw it but its stuck in their hand? +--- 634914061 +oh cool d shifter pot of desires imperm cool cool cool not rigged +oh cool open nothing but ash but oh you guessed it the exosister player opened called by +god this is so fucking shit +--- 634914079 +>>634913924 +Kelbek can bounce or Havnis +--- 634914212 +How do I play amazoneness? I got a bunch of the UR cards. +--- 634914228 +>>634914061 +Maybe if your whole game play is GY masturbation you deserve to lose to shit decks? Just saying +--- 634914309 +>>634914228 +except it isn't because i always fucking brick +--- 634914361 +>>634914309 +Behold the tier 0 skilled gamer +--- 634914428 +>>634914212 +Going first: +>do nothing +>put some medium sized bodies on the board +>have no negates +>surrender + +Going second: +>fusion summon big unga fusion monster +>get negated/destroyed +>have no negates +>surrender +--- 634914558 +>>634914212 +u summon amazon swords woman then crash into ur opponent's monster after u massivemorph them +--- 634914743 +>>634914428 +>>634914558 +Any good synergy with the combat star archetype? +--- 634915249 +Bird OTK during the even is the most fun I've had in this game in months. +--- 634915457 +all this event taught me is that krawlers are a lot less fun now that soma is in the game. +--- 634915692 +>nemurelia is shit +>mikanko is shit +wth bros you told me japs were supposed to like uohhh shit +--- 634915845 +To what extent do you think it is acceptable to not follow the meta and then complain about losing? +--- 634915925 +>>634915845 +To the same extent where you play meta but when you lose to petdecks it does not count for some reason +--- 634915946 +it feels bad losing to D3 Tears as they are piloted by actual monkeyflippers +anything that activates in the graveyard is just a stimulus to them +i guess there's just not much to be don going second +--- 634915990 +>>634915845 +to the extent that meta decks win in ways that feel unfair +--- 634916000 +>>634908789 +Already happened and it worked wonders, would enjoy more +--- 634916023 +I wish all you tranime cultists get the axe. Bring back cool monster designs for god's sake. Pandering to animu avatards is a huge mistake and you should all go to hell. +--- 634916056 +>>634915692 +>mikanko +>absolutely nothing about their color scheme and design give the impression of citrus fruit other than the very obvious lemon slice +>another pink/blue duo combo because japs have no creativity and always default to MUH RED BLUE DEMONS +Mikanko is soulless and wasted design potential. +--- 634916134 +>>634913546 +>getting a whiff of roze +based +--- 634916243 +>>634916056 +Dont worry bro we will get purple+brown in 3 years time +--- 634916281 +>>634915845 +i guess if it's more of a critique of the game. i cant believe people still think that master duel is a fighting game in-terms of competitiveness. +like what, we're in the unsalvageable meta we knew was coming a year ago? +what the fuck was the last banlist? +doesn't the fact that diamond players can play with bronze players in the event indicate that not even konami thinks they're particularly good at deckbuilding? +--- 634916284 +>>634916000 +I love these little plant fuckers +Gonna miss Instant Fusion +--- 634916328 +>>634916243 +Ah yes, all those purple citrus fruits. +Whoever did the art for Mikanko is a fucking idiot. +--- 634916368 +>>634916023 +go play MtG and stop whining +--- 634916376 +How do we fix Pendulum? +--- 634916410 +>>634916376 +delete it from the game +--- 634916423 +>>634916376 +bring back pend for 5 +--- 634916546 +>>634916376 +New Master Rule: Pendulum cards can no longer be played. This rule also applies to Links and Xyz. +There, I fixed Yugioh. +--- 634916584 +>>634916328 +>Whoever did the art for Mikanko is a fucking idiot +they managed to hit it big the last time so they thought why not do it again +--- 634916591 +Only reply to my post if you have more than +>50.000 +medals. +--- 634916704 +>>634916546 +--- 634916857 +>>634916704 +>destroy +--- 634917156 +They really should have planned Link and Xyz better. +What Links should have been: Support to other monsters on the board or generic utility (Knightmares, Dweller, etc) +What Xyz should have been: Support from material used. +The only archetype that does Xyz correctly is Suship and Lyrilusc. +--- 634917382 +>>634917156 +>more Lyrilusc slop +I am glad they fucked it up +--- 634917427 +soon +--- 634917615 +>>634908789 +Pend Generaiders sounds like a useful new addition to me. +Pend Cardians just seems like the logical next step. +--- 634918001 +>Xyz complaints when Synchro's and Links are the Synchro's genericness allow them use in nearly everything. +The only problematic ranks are level 5 and lower. +--- 634918730 +>>634916591 +50 medals? +--- 634918743 +purrely sex +--- 634918805 +>>634908789 +>pend super quant layers +unless they are turbo busted we allready have sympho/darkwurm/super heavy to use +--- 634918857 +>>634916584 +It's the same artist? No wonder they look near identical then. +--- 634918962 +>>634918857 +Konami never really reveals their artists so we wont get official confirmation but its pretty clear cut imo +--- 634919164 +god damnit i just realized im going to have to make a melffy beatdown deck for the event +>solidarity +>closed forest +>staring contest +>giant rat for the fuck of it +--- 634919385 +>>634910790 +I need it. Give me Skull Servants support even if it's just one more card to stick in the graveyard. +--- 634919457 +>>634916281 +event matching is based on your winrate. If you are winning 9 out of 10 duels while still somehow staying in gold, you're clearly not meant to be on gold, which is why they will make you play against diamond players in events instead +--- 634919479 +CYBERSTORM ACCESS IS ABOUT TO RUIN YU-GI-OH +--- 634919546 +>>634918743 +>lab still there +Based Queen of the trap decks I kneel +--- 634919859 +>>634909981 +Dogwood was faithful unto death and remains faithful beyond the grave. That level of loyalty spooks those without conviction. +--- 634919956 +MD needs to add a Nice system like Duel link +--- 634920115 +>>634919457 +proof? +i only play against reatards +--- 634920163 +>Age of overlord +literally HIS time +--- 634920210 +>>634920115 +I'm on plat 4 and I get matched up with diamond players half the time +--- 634920234 +>>634919457 +I'm in silver and mostly got matched with golds, some silver, few plats. +--- 634920386 +>>634920163 +It's gonna be GX themed. +My Source? A dolphin told me. +--- 634920530 +>>634920386 +>GX +just how many new cards heroes need before they are satisfied? +--- 634920627 +>>634920530 +Until people learn to fear fusion again. +--- 634920746 +>Hear that everyone is running Umi Stun +>Make Fisherman Umi instead so I can capitalize on their own copies of Ocean +>No outs to Fisherman 3 in Umi if they don't run Gameciel +>Create my scuffed going second Umi +>Don't run into a single Umi +>Still somehow smack the shit out of Swordsoul, Marincess and more + +I don't know how this trash deck is winning but I'll take it. Although it does keep matching me with these ranks despite being in D5 +--- 634920784 +>>634916023 +>DMG and Harpies don't count as "tranime" b-b-because they just don't, okay!? +>btw I'm trans +Stick to your boomer format, buddy. +--- 634920851 +>>634920627 +>learn to fear fusion +Branded niggers allready did a good job at it and konami loves pandering to fusionsallready +if heroes do get support i hope its neos/spacian centered so i can enjoy their seething +--- 634921445 +>he over 18 and still plays a children's cardgame +--- 634921464 +>mhmm this card says that i have to tribute a monster in order to use the effect +>oh well guess i will just tribute yours :^) +well designed btw +--- 634922225 +It really do be like that sometimes +--- 634922290 +>>634922225 +so this is it… the peak of yugioh +--- 634922307 +>>634921464 +Unless the card says you can tribute an opponents monster then you can't. This is in the rule book +--- 634922352 +>>634920530 +D Heroes are always welcomed. I dont know why but I usally think Heroes are gay af but not DHeroes +--- 634922385 +>>634922290 +Not yet +--- 634922463 +>>634922352 +dick pic enthusiast is the gayest hero of them all +--- 634922539 +>>634922307 +I imagine they went against Plants. diff --git a/v/634908151.txt b/v/634908151.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..76f8e1fb2082e7dde137211df6d179695a006201 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634908151.txt @@ -0,0 +1,151 @@ +----- +--- 634908151 +>play racing game +>every single press of the pedal or the brakes, or turning of the wheel is 100% your input +>play first person shooter +>every single step, aim direction, pull of the trigger is 100% your input +>play platformer +>every single step, jump, land, climb is 100% your input +>they're all actually skill based, never take control away from you, while providing you with precise control input and feedback, your pacing is entirely up to you + +>play 3D melee combat game +>your character keeps stepping all over the place unprompted to execute various flourishes and pirouettes, chaining moves you didn't input, that are parts of inbuilt canned animations of combat moves +>character locks onto an enemy then locks you into animations all the time, you have to keep pausing inputs to watch QTE tier moves finish playing, pacing is dictated by enemy design + +How come no one "solved" 3D melee combat the way these other genres have 1:1 control? Is it just impossible to do? +--- 634908532 +>>634908151 (OP) +It exists +You just are not ready for it +--- 634908570 +>play racing game +>every single press of the pedal or the brakes, or turning of the wheel is 100% your input + +But this isn't true at all, people WANT racing games to have very noticeable inertia and limited controls. Otherwise it wouldn't feel like driving a car. +--- 634908636 +>>634908151 (OP) +Play something good, like Dark Messiah instead of jrpg crap. +--- 634908649 +>>634908151 (OP) +>not playing mordhau (even though it's still broken and flawed and has the laziest fucking devs ever) +--- 634908820 +>>634908570 +I never mentioned inertia, I said you are as much in control as you are in real life, inertia is good in racing games and you can still input commands and try to fix your movement on the fly if necessary, whereas 3D melee combat games lock you into attack chains and other nonsense +--- 634908923 +>>634908151 (OP) +Complex 3D movement simply isn't possible with button based controls +--- 634909115 +>>634908151 (OP) +That's because you're playing shit 3D combat games like Bethesdashit, try playing Vermintide or >>634908636 +--- 634909260 +>>634909115 +Honestly I was hoping more for third person games with fine control +--- 634909319 +>>634908570 +What he means is that, though it is abstracted, you did intend to do these things. You did input driving forward, turning, braking. Turning does not imply drifting, drifting is a thing you do with multiple buttons. The thing is with melee action games, it does thinknyou want to drift. When you attack, you often do things like walk or jump, on top of the intended action. By attacking, you step forward or jump or perform more attacks. These actions you otherwise have control over aren't totally so. + +And the answer is that creativity is born from constraints. The attacks have intended uses, and having too much control over your character would demand a radically different design. This is Monster Hunter, not Megaman. We beat up dinosaurs with oversized swords we charged up for thirty seconds. If we could run and jump while charging it, the challenge of landing it looses all meaning. And why would anyone use anything else? What would a "quick" weapon have over a greatsword if movement were free across the board? Hell, we could use a Heavy Bowgun instead, and start playing Turok. But then we would have to ask, how could Monsters compete if they had to provide a challenge for players who can do this? Everything would change dramatically. + +The answer is that it is much cooler, simpler, and fun to have commitment to your actions, because scraping out of danger by the skin of your teeth is much more fun than bunny hopping kiting enemies at precisely your weapon's length. +--- 634909693 +>>634908151 (OP) +>Play racing game +>All inputs are 100% +On a keyboard yeah, this is why you race with a controller or a wheel and pedal set. These make it super easy to modulate your inputs as needed. Need start at half throttle and gently roll on the gas to 100% off the left hander heading towards the corkscrew at Laguna seca? Half a trigger pull and then an slow easy pull. Modulating steering on a controller is harder and much more akin to keyboard for the average driver but can still certainly be done. Wheel and pedal set is self explanatory. +--- 634909923 +>>634909693 +copy the op into a text to speech site and watch some subway surfers gameplay on your third monitor so you can actually finish the sentence you adhd riddled man +--- 634910483 +>>634909319 +I don't have an issue with commands making you commit, for example if you over-accelerate or over-steer in a racing game it's your fault, you didn't time your inputs right and you will likely crash, but you were still given complete fine control over those inputs, and you are still allowed to try to salvage your command by braking, counter-steering etc, the game doesn't lock the controls away from you. + +Meanwhile in 3D melee combat games, especially third person ones, your control of the character is more hopeful than direct, you press one button and your character is already making 2 steps forward, making 3 swings, committing you to the inertia and weight of the attack, and not allowing you to input anything while all of that is happening, if you timed that one press wrong it's no different than failing a QTE. + +If you swung a warhammer IRL and missed you'd be committed to finishing the move and you couldn't just switch direction mid-swing, but IRL you also have the option to move your body or just drop the hammer and various other methods of course correction that games don't allow. Now I don't necessarily think these specific controls should be implemented in games, but I do think there should be a way to let players make both precise inputs and course correct afterwards in 3D melee combat games, while not letting them avoid the consequences of committing. + +I just don't like how automatic and on-rails it feels to point your character in a direction, press two buttons, and have them launch into a locked-on and locked-in elaborate animated attack you have 0 control over, even if it succeeds it doesn't feel satisfying like you personally did it, the way it does in the other genres I listed. +--- 634910807 +>>634908151 (OP) +>press buttons, animation assigned to button or button combination happens +>somehow that qualifies as "moves you didn't input" +--- 634911146 +>>634910807 +We're talking about the difference of each move being mapped to a corresponding input 1:1 vs one button launching a complex attack +--- 634911206 +>>634910483 +It sounds more like you don't like how melee combat in most games are performed, because a lot of that is stuff is ingrained into the DNA of many 2d games such as fighting games. And let's be honest, some of those moves would really suck to input in a more realistic fashion. If you wanted to do some Fist of the North Star level punch attack, do you really want to have to press punch buttons a hundred times within the span of a few seconds, and you'd have to do that every single time you input it? Of course not, that'd suck. +--- 634913294 +>>634911206 +Then design a game where you don't have a 100 manual input punch attack +--- 634913814 +>>634913294 +The thing is, that greatly limits your options. Multi-hit attacks are gone, because otherwise you'd end up having to mash way too often. A lot of quick, forward moving attacks would be gone out of the picture from OP's description, or you'd have to be mid-dash to perform them, which sort of undermines their utility. Teleporting moves wouldn't work either. You'd essentially try to turn 2D Ninja Gaiden and Castlevania into 3D. And yeah, those are good games, but not every game has to play like them. +--- 634914607 +>>634913814 +You're pretending one game has to become the template for all future games, just because on-rails shooters exist doesn't mean you can't make FPS games where you have full control over everything with its own draws and drawbacks compared to the first. + +The moves you describe that would be off limits are largely aesthetic rather than functional anyway, you can just build a game that focuses on giving maximum control possible to the player and then building the combat style around that, not like platforming follows some real life principle either, it can be an abstract system instead of trying to replicate real life human or fictional fights. +--- 634916358 +>>634908151 (OP) +Devil May Cry 1 is the closest thing of what you are looking for. The first slash barely moves you from your position, and with guns you can stay still. +I never felt I was in a position I didn't want to be, unless being hit by failing to understand the strike I was about to receive. +--- 634916503 +>>634913814 +Just turn it into a skill +This is what happened to your brain after olaying japs action too much cant think outsude of the box +--- 634916710 +real pleb brainlet hours. +--- 634917528 +>>634916710 +Yeah very obvious topic brainlets can't grasp +--- 634918280 +>>634908151 (OP) +>Manga has existed forever +>Still no Doujin of Tade getting destroyed by Big White Tallman Cock +>Still no Doujin of Namari getting destroyed by Big White Tallman Cock +>Still no Doujin of Dia getting destroyed by Big White Tallman Cock +>Still no Doujin of Pattadol getting destroyed by Big White Tallman Cock +>Still no Doujin of Leed getting destroyed by Big White Tallman Cock +So much for a dedicated fandom. Sad! +--- 634919184 +>>634909115 +Vermintide is first person +--- 634919393 +>>634908151 (OP) +>play first person shooter +So every step in a reload or vaulting over a wall is due to your input? +--- 634920142 +>>634918280 +It's not the type of manga that gets loads of doujins or porn. Readers are more interested in the story so you'll have to wait for the anime, though since we probably wont get past the red dragon I doubt you'll see much oni or kot doujins. +--- 634920645 +>>634919393 +Reloading is not the fun point of the game, if it were fun to someone then I imagine that person would want to manually control each step of the reload instead of just pressing one button, not to mention you can have FPS games without reloading. I don't know of a single good FPS game with vaulting but again, it's not the core purpose of an FPS, in something like Mirror's Edge you'd want more granular control over it and it's something you could implement in the FPS as well if you thought it was important. +--- 634920671 +>>634908532 +>the poke at the end +damn he fucking read him like a book and clapped him +--- 634921149 +>>634908151 (OP) +aside from the canned animation finishers, Sifu completely solved 3d combat +--- 634922150 +>playing first person shooter +>press 'reload' button +>my character automatically presses the mag release button, drops or stows the magazine, pulls another magazine out of storage, inserts it into the magazine well, and (depending on the state of the gun) racks the slide without my input +Lame +Play Receiver +Receiver is fun as shit +--- 634922258 +>>634920645 +>Reloading is not the fun point of the game +Subjective and also incorrect +--- 634922305 +>>634922258 +see >>634922150 +--- 634922432 +>>634922305 +Those are both my posts +I appreciate it nonetheless +--- 634922738 +>>634913294 +>Then design a game where you don't have a 100 manual input punch attack +But that's what the original (hypothetical) game already solved. You want a system where people can do ludicrous shit like 100-punch attacks? Then you need to sacrifice granularity of input since like was said, it's very hard if not impossible to input like 100 punches a second manually. You accept that by having that mapped to a single action or combo, you're taking control away, but in return you get more flexibility/freedom in what moves they have access to. diff --git a/v/634908895.txt b/v/634908895.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d0afa2dd093acbf8a78516e10d18dd554ddb1a2d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634908895.txt @@ -0,0 +1,99 @@ +----- +--- 634908895 +What'll it be /v/? +--- 634908951 +I miss pre-inflation prices. +--- 634909345 +Give me all nuggets that you have +And medium cola with fries +--- 634912482 +>>634908895 (OP) +BBQ bacon burger +Large order of fries +Orange soda with no ice +and a piece of hot applie pie +--- 634915406 +>>634908895 (OP) +Is this krystals? +--- 634915543 +BBQ ribs sandwich some onion Rings and some water, yummy ass meal +--- 634915612 +>>634909345 +>>634912482 +>medium cola +>Orange soda +--- 634915698 +>>634908895 (OP) +four billion pounds of ham +--- 634915729 +>>634908895 (OP) +>HOT CIDER +What the fuck? Is this something Americans do? Do you guys also drink hot Coors? Hot Pepsi? Hot orange juice? +--- 634915730 +>>634908895 (OP) +>prices better in an dystopian hell than real world +--- 634915778 +Yabba with icing +--- 634916076 +for me, it's hometown1999 +--- 634917090 +>>634912482 +BBQ orange soda +Large apple +Bacon burger with ice +Fries pie +--- 634917259 +>>634915730 +except it's not a dystopian hell, it's a custom map someone made. +--- 634917271 +>bbq rib +>chili +>lemonade +>6 dollars +was 2004 really like this? +--- 634917440 +>>634917259 +Let the mongoloid posers embarrass themselves, don't try correcting them. +--- 634917482 +>>634917271 +Yep. Generational wealth also made it relatively easy to eat out whenever you wanted so long as you didn't care about your family's continuance. + +You are here. +--- 634917652 +>>634917482 +what is this schizo rambling i was just asking if food was really that cheap +--- 634918113 +>>634915778 +underrated +--- 634918212 +>>634917271 +Nah it'd be about 10bux for a spread like that. Now it'd be nearly 20 or more. +--- 634918468 +>>634915729 +"hot" means "spicy" in this case +--- 634918550 +>>634918468 +No it fucking doesn't. +--- 634918613 +>>634915729 +Hot cider is a pretty normal drink in lots of places, particularly in the winter. Kind of like mulled wine which is also hot. +--- 634918709 +>>634917652 +You have a low IQ +--- 634918880 +>>634918550 +you are wrong and dumb, you should feel shame for you are retarded +--- 634919896 +>>634915729 +Americans call some kinds of apple juice cider, it confused me for a bit too. +(Outside the US cider refers to a specific kind of alcoholic beverage made usually with apples) +--- 634919945 +>>634908895 (OP) +YOUR VERY OWN TIME MACHINE +--- 634920423 +>>634918709 +type something relevant next time autist +--- 634921631 +>>634908895 (OP) +Holy shit thats cheap +TAKE ME BAAAAACK diff --git a/v/634908976.txt b/v/634908976.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4a423fc5d16e2e6987b0e9837c946797ec2072d4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634908976.txt @@ -0,0 +1,436 @@ +----- +--- 634908976 +>17th most bought game on Amazon +>falls more every day +--- 634909008 +I'm more surprised that the PS5 has 16 other games to chose from. +--- 634909249 +>>634909008 +kek +--- 634909293 +>>634908976 (OP) +>Chudow the Cringehog +--- 634909343 +You people are dumb as shit. It's selling both a Delux Edition and a standard edition, BOTH of which are in the top 10 sales in America. Cope Barry. +--- 634909405 +>>634908976 (OP) +you never learn, dont you +--- 634909479 +>>634909008 +My sides +--- 634909492 +>>634909008 +Fucking based. +--- 634909576 +>>634909405 +Based kid! +--- 634909583 +>>634909008 +Don't worry it's mostly ports, remakes, remasters and sportshit. +--- 634909603 +>>634908976 (OP) +FF16 spammers are now crying that their threads are getting pruned >>634909153 → +Even jannies are tired of their aggressive marketing. +--- 634909631 +>>634909008 +OH NONONONONONONONO +--- 634909684 +>>634909603 +>spammers +Mods, jannies and faggots like yourself need to understand that there is no rule for having multiple threads about specific video games as long as those threads discuss different aspects of the game. +--- 634909774 +>>634909008 +Oof! +--- 634909801 +>>634909684 +There is no discussion in these threads, it's an equivalent of a /vg/ general or Discord chat. +--- 634909894 +>>634909684 +they're triggered because its not Zelda slop, only them can be allowed discussion about pointless lore and story in a fucking zelda gayme. +--- 634909907 +>>634909008 +Snoyboys... I dont feel so good +--- 634909957 +>>634909894 +Snoyboy victim complex. +--- 634909991 +>>634909684 +There absolutely is a rule against generals, that XIV-fags already break consistently. +--- 634910004 +>Time to hire vtubers to shill our game! +>wait, most of them don't have PS5 +>wait, they all suck at action game +>wait, nips don't actually care about FF unless it become a meme like FF10 +>wait, why nobody want to shill our game? + +Oh the irony +--- 634910026 +>>634909008 +They can't keep getting away with it! +--- 634910080 +>>634910004 +Square published an ad in a physical newspaper and 5ch made fun of Yoshi-P for advertising the game to "the old folks". +--- 634910098 +>>634909008 +SNOY STATUS: + +BTFO +T +F +O +--- 634910149 +>>634909008 +Snoys, how do we respond? +--- 634910217 +>>634909008 +If I gave a fuck for every game the ps5 has I'd give zero fucks +--- 634910239 +The least ambitious Final Fantasy. Yoshit Piss failed to deliver a kino jrpg claiming that jrpg is derogatory term, only for him to deliver a goyslop Devil May Cry ripoff which was "inspired" by popular overrated crap like Game of Thrones and Attack on Titan... imagine being a FFfan right now... +--- 634910251 +>sales for a game that's not out for another 2 months +really now +--- 634910265 +>>634909008 +PS5 games? More like +--- 634910283 +>>634908976 (OP) +Turn-based chads have spoken. +--- 634910314 +>>634909008 +It's illegal to own someone like this, you know +--- 634910358 +>>634909008 +fpbp +--- 634910415 +>>634909008 +Snoysisters seething rn +--- 634910424 +>>634909405 +AAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIII TIMMY SAMA AAAAAAAEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PLEASE IM SO SORRY I WONT POST AGAIN TIMMY SAMA I W- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII +--- 634910458 +>>634909008 +another fat L for Sonykeks +--- 634910525 +>>634909008 +ps5 sux +--- 634910542 +>>634908976 (OP) +I don't even care about 16, it looks much worse than 15 which already didn't feel like a Final Fantasy game. Now this one looks to be ditching more colors and fantasy for "realism and "grittiness". It looks awful, worse than Devil May Cry 5. +--- 634910576 +>>634909008 +lol +--- 634910642 +>>634909008 +Witnessed +--- 634910687 +>>634909957 +haven't owned a console since PS3 my low IQ nigger +--- 634910693 +>>634909008 +Extremely based post +--- 634910754 +>>634909008 +Let him cook +--- 634910762 +>>634910687 +>haven't owned a console since PS3 +>vested interest in seeing snoy prevail +not fooling anyone, console warring fag +--- 634910775 +>>634910693 +>21 replies +>13 IPs +Uhhh what the fuck??? +--- 634910801 +>>634909008 +Snoys gonna freak! +--- 634910802 +>>634909008 +>No gaems +>17 gaems. +AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhh I'm pissing and shitting myself. +--- 634910839 +>>634910080 +Do nips really hate FF16 that much? I'm not gonna go to 5ch to find out. +--- 634910841 +>>634909008 +PS5 has 16 different movies to choose from. They arent games. +--- 634910863 +>>634910839 +5ch is like /v/, it hates everything. +--- 634910887 +>47 replies +>15 IPs +grim, doomerbros.....grim. +--- 634910892 +he will save gaming. +--- 634910915 +>>634909008 +nogaems lmao + +>>634910775 +Seething snoy +--- 634910958 +>>634910839 +I don't think they care that much about PS5 games at all, most threads simply point out the fact that it's a has-been franchise in deep decline. There's an overwhelming number of Nintendo posters there reflecting the market realities who may make FF16 hate threads. +--- 634911006 +>>634909008 +Snoyfaggots on suicide watch + +>>634910775 +>>634910887 +Delicious butthurt! +--- 634911025 +>>634910892 +Women don't consider Clive's design attractive, only faggots do. +--- 634911056 +>>634909008 +Based + +>>634910775 +>>634910887 +Cringe +--- 634911075 +>franchise releases a terrible game that sells really well +>next game is actually good but no one buys it cause the previous one sucked +What are some other examples of this? +--- 634911114 +>>634909008 +Best post on /v/ +--- 634911117 +>>634911025 +>Women don't consider Clive's design attractive, +Just asked my sister, she said he was hot +deboonked +--- 634911160 +>>634911117 +Non-representative sample. +--- 634911178 +>>634909008 +Savage +--- 634911214 +>>634909991 +Post it. Post the rule that says you cannot discuss the same game in two threads with different topics. +--- 634911226 +>>634911160 +Ah yes, and Anonymous on /v/ isn't? +--- 634911278 +>>634910080 +Fucking really? lol +--- 634911285 +>>634909008 +It's over, Sony is finished! +--- 634911374 +>>634911075 +Final Fantasy 13. 13-2 was better. 13-3 was Lightningslop. +--- 634911413 +XIV monogamers are being hit hard by the realization that Yoshi-P, who many of them have spent the better part of a decade parasocially worshipping, is actually an unoriginal hack director and not actually a mastermind of game design. + +Imagine unironically spending the last eight years acting like this guy is God's gift to Final Fantasy for making a clunky WoW clone with horribly paced visual novel storytelling, only to suddenly discover that his single player Final Fantasy game is so generic it arouses no excitement among anybody. Honestly what the fuck did they expect? Yoshida's entire shtick is to simply imitate popular western games. +--- 634911448 +>>634911278 +Yes + +【Good News】Oversized color spread ad for FF16 appears in Yomiuri Shimbun!!!!!!!! +https://krsw.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/ghard/1672554167 +--- 634911539 +FFXVI will unironically save gaming +--- 634911587 +>>634911539 +...from ever having to tolerate this shitty franchise again after it flops so hard it kills Square Enix. +--- 634911606 +>>634911539 +based +--- 634911702 +>>634911539 +so fuckin zased +--- 634911785 +>>634911448 +--- 634911817 +Yoshida sisters... why is our messiah's game still driving less interest than a souls game from 7 years ago...? +--- 634911946 +>>634911448 +holy KEK +--- 634912106 +>>634911539 +Looks like a sizzling reel of random fantasy movies best moments. +--- 634912390 +>>634911817 +:( +--- 634912575 +>>634911817 +FFslop has no fans anymore. +--- 634912661 +>>634911539 +What PS3 game is this +--- 634912724 +>78 posts +>22 posters +what the +--- 634912919 +>>634912661 +I actually think this is truer than you realize. Something happened during the FF13 arc that this company has never really understood. A very large part of their audience fell off after 13-3, which only sold about a million units. A lot of these people were looking forward to Versus, but when that got canned and called 15 instead, which spent another 10 years in dev-hell, most people who liked Final Fantasy had spent over a decade finding new games they enjoy. + +I genuinely believe that the only people who will buy 16 are those who own PS5s and are desperate to get some use out of it. +--- 634913171 +some tendie janny is probably laughing his fatass off while inhaling cheeto dust reading this thread +--- 634913237 +>>634913171 +--- 634913240 +>>634909405 +Shadow tanked that. +--- 634913448 +>>634909008 +LMAO +--- 634913726 +>>634913240 +>[headcanon] +Shadow lost. +--- 634913875 +>>634913240 +>tanked +He was already dead at that point. +--- 634914271 +>Shadow tanked tha- +* squat +*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR +*Oh no… Not again!! +*THUNK +*PLEASE! I NEED TO GET THE EMERAL- +*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH +*AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN! +*S-SSOOOOOOONNIIIIIIIIIIIAARRRHCH +*GRLSHSHSHS +*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSS +*AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH +*dabing +*JAANIIEEEESSS B-BAN ALL REDDITBOB- +*Aaaaaahhhhh-….. +*SSSHHHLLPP +*IT FUCKING HURTS +*WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r +*brap +*walks away +--- 634914648 +>>634914271 +Nobody asked for this. +--- 634914693 +>>634909008 +BASED +--- 634915210 +>>634914648 +Shadow did +--- 634915824 +>>634909008 +mmmmm +--- 634915906 +>>634910004 +>nips don't actually care about FF unless it become a meme like FF10 +Huh? They absolutely do, FF is still huge there +--- 634915997 +Why does /v/ have so many ffxvi threads but the threads always have few posters? +--- 634916081 +>>634915997 +>why does a franchise with 16 installments have a dedicated fanbase +It's a conspiracy +--- 634916137 +>>634908976 (OP) +>Tendies shazam/shadowposted Elden Ring would flop +>it didn't +>Tendies shazam/shadowposted Resident Evil 4 Remake would flop +>it didn't +>Tendies are shazam/shadowposting FF16 will flop now +--- 634916230 +>>634913237 +You cant be a chad when you spend more time seething at non nintendo games than anything +--- 634916250 +>>634916081 +Looks like the fanbase is retarded and can't read. I guess this responds my question. +--- 634916290 +>>634916137 +>everything people are critical off will be a success +This makes sense +--- 634916321 +>>634909405 +--- 634916348 +>>634916137 +I'll always find funny nintendies hiding RDR2 and TW3 massive success +Also they waited a few weeks until FF16 stopped being so high in the amazon list +--- 634916402 +>>634916137 +FF16 is the most hated game on /v/ so it will sell well enough +--- 634916447 +>>634916402 +Yeah, /v/ is retarded and wrong most of the time about games. +--- 634916658 +>>634916137 +>People posted Deadspace Remake would flop +>it flopped +>People posted Flopspoken would flop +>it flopped +>People now posting ff16 and ff7R part 2 will flop, due to obvious reasons and being ps5 exclusive. +People posting a game is shit is not the same as saying it will flop by the way. +--- 634916767 +>>634916402 +Forspoken-bros...we won +--- 634916927 +>>634916658 +This. /v/ isn't clairvoyant, but that doesn't mean it can't smell shit games on the horizon. +--- 634916972 +>>634909008 +OH NO NO NO +--- 634917113 +>>634909008 +kek +--- 634917214 +>>634916658 +>being ps5 exclusive + +The irony is that I think it would do okay on other platforms too. But they're going to kill their release hype on a platform that no one has. +--- 634917763 +>>634917214 +FF-fags would have bought a PS5 if they were offered an FF. +As it is, they are offered a DMC-lite with more cutscenes. +--- 634918183 +>>634909405 +--- 634918337 +>>634916767 +Nobody liked forspoken, retard. Even normies made fun of that game. +--- 634918413 +>>634918337 +>/v/ continues to hate Forspoken +>Forspoken's quality increases even more +Shrimple +--- 634920251 +>>634916767 +Forspoken is not hated, its mocked +--- 634920495 +Hugo vs. Clive +--- 634920619 +>>634916658 +Nobody expected forspoken to sell though +--- 634920854 +>>634909008 +God damn. +--- 634921205 +>>634908976 (OP) +Holy shit shadow poster was Barry all along? +--- 634922010 +>>634920251 +>more hate +Forspoken-bros...it keeps getting better +--- 634922217 +>>634920495 +Looks søy as shit. +--- 634922417 +>>634908976 (OP) +>main demographic from FF14? An MMO, a genre traditionally played on PC? +>No Pc released planned yet, just buy a ps5 bro +and it was in that moment, I lost all interest in the game. +--- 634922496 +>>634909008 +fuckin'ell, anon +--- 634922549 +>>634922417 +>just buy a ps5 bro +More likely than you'd think. diff --git a/v/634909153.txt b/v/634909153.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7e8816701f8e12421cab5bedc79d36e96347c99a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634909153.txt @@ -0,0 +1,938 @@ +----- +--- 634909153 +Why did the previous thread got 404'd? +Also RIP old Jill's model. +--- 634909195 +ENTER Bogdanoff Jill +--- 634909303 +>>634909153 (OP) +>>634909195 +Same model, different expression, different angle, different lighting. +--- 634909369 +>>634909303 +I didn't know lighting made your lips grown +also fuck jannies +--- 634909374 +Jill is so cute.... +--- 634909415 +>>634909153 (OP) +There seems to be a janny who can't read roman numerals. +--- 634909463 +>shitty ASUS 1080p monitor +>no TV +I will have to purchase something to play my PS5 on, as well. The most expensive game I ever bought. +>>634909415 +probably got pissy people were actually talking about the game and not engaging his shitposts so he just 404d +--- 634909623 +>>634909153 (OP) +Man Jill really let herself go. Only took her a few months. +--- 634909632 +>>634909153 (OP) +>"Clive is so dreamy!" +--- 634909648 +Bit sad we kill this guy immediately, could've been an interesting long term character. +--- 634909704 +>>634909648 +He could come back with wounds, you never know. +--- 634909730 +Romantic, intimate sex with Jill. +--- 634909779 +nani the fuck +--- 634909846 +>>634909779 +Tendie board. Barry and shazamposters are allowed to run rampant for weeks without getting bans, but have a largely positive thread with actual discussion and it gets pruned (No generals on /v/). +--- 634909962 +>>634909846 +this +--- 634910038 +Are you retards only just NOW realising this game is ugly as fuck? +--- 634910067 +>>634910038 +10,000 times folded nipponese lighting +--- 634910087 +>>634910038 +It's literally going to be the best looking game of the year. +--- 634910096 +>>634910038 +Why the hyperbole +--- 634910131 +>blatant fanboy thread +--- 634910161 +>19 posts +>9 IPs +--- 634910172 +One lonely coomer spamming 2/10 girl. FF16 bros, it's over... There's no hype. +--- 634910202 +>gets shit on for saying something retarded +>LE FANBOYS +--- 634910209 +>>634910131 +>it's okay when tendies do it +--- 634910371 +>>634910038 +who the fuck cares about graphics if they're not PS3 tier which they aren't. +--- 634910568 +Hugo vs. Clive +--- 634910608 +FF16... +>>634909175 → +>>634909464 → +--- 634910637 +Did they make Barry a janny or something? +>>634908976 → +Went up right before the thread got nuked. +--- 634910792 +>>634910172 +>spamming 2/10 girl. +You aren't a real man if you aren't a murderbraidwife appreciator +--- 634910818 +>>634910792 +Braids are love, braids are life. +--- 634910846 +>>634909195 +this is some bioware-tier animation. +--- 634910864 +>>634910161 +>30 posts +>14 IPs +--- 634910901 +>>634909632 +Where can I find a Clive bf? +--- 634910914 +>>634909648 +>LEON +>FUCK +>MY +>SISTER +>REDFIELD LINEAGE +--- 634910927 +>>634910901 +Spain, and get really lucky +--- 634910946 +>>634910818 +sexooo +--- 634911024 +>>634910067 +Why do FF7R look SO shit? Only part that looked decent were the character models, and only within carefully curated cutscenes +--- 634911061 +>>634910946 +this standing pose. same vibes. +why do so many things in XVI are looking like XIV leftovers? +--- 634911064 +>>634911024 +UE4 +also the visuals lead was the same guy who butchered the X "remaster", so take that as you will +--- 634911080 +>>634911024 +>do +does* im not an ESL +--- 634911139 +>>634910946 +>name is clive +>has a face tattoo +white trash bros we eating good +--- 634911148 +The faces in XVI look off and it gives me the creeps +--- 634911173 +>>634911061 +>anon doesn't stand chest up, shoulders back +virgin posture +--- 634911193 +>>634910067 +man cloud really is one scrawny fuckboy +--- 634911257 +>>634910846 +It's laughable. FF used to be the trailblazer for jawdropping spectacle ij the PS1 and PS2 days but now they're 2 generations behind the rest of the industry with XVI. +--- 634911282 +>>634911148 +because FF models are never face scanned, I guess? +--- 634911287 +>>634910864 +>43 posts +>19 IPs +--- 634911297 +>>634909153 (OP) +>did got +Why do ESLs make so many threads +--- 634911327 +>>634911257 +>they're 2 generations behind the rest of the industry with XVI + +I want to see this rest of the industry you talk about anon. +--- 634911351 +>>634911257 +When I was younger I was blown away by the VIII CGI cutscenes. RDR2 was awesome, Witcher 3 was good for a game with many standard dialogues. +But most gameplay videos from XVI where you can see some dialogues are a crude mix between HZD and bioware quality. +--- 634911396 +>PS hate thread goes up +>good XVI thread immediately gets 404d +>PS thread samefagged to hell and back +what a great fucking board, every jannie reading this should jump in front of a moving vehicle stat +--- 634911410 +>>634909195 +Her hair looks really bad. It looks "hard" like plastic. +--- 634911421 +>>634911257 +FF7R still has some of it with the excellent character designs...but yeah otherwise it's ogre +--- 634911449 +Thread was probably deleted because the exact same shitposters keep arriving every single time. I dipped out early after I realized it was just going to be the usual suspects running in circles and doomposting. +--- 634911463 +>>634911257 +Who cares about the graphics? FF12 is average, 13 is shit, and 15 is unfinished. +--- 634911525 +>>634911463 +this. FF is dead and will never come back. +--- 634911560 +>>634911449 +>dipped out +pajeet-shill slang rofl +--- 634911596 +>>634909153 (OP) + +Models look great. +They just have a really big issue with the lighting. + +and by the way peple should stop comparing character models that go for realistic look like most western games do and lately capcom too, and comparing them to FF16 Models that dont o for realism. + +here an example ff16 models with good lighting +--- 634911649 +>>634911449 +>Thread was probably deleted because +The thread was perfectly fine, you can go read the archive. People were actually discussing the game, but no, the samefagging Shadow the fuckin Hedgehog thread and this one get to stay, because they are being derailed by shitposters and the jannies think it's hilarious and are absolutely complicit. +--- 634911698 +>3 days later , the retards still obsess over this one scene when the rest of the animation look good . +I can feel the desperation trough my screen when I'm looking at these threads . +--- 634911717 +>>634911525 +how can people be so delusional. FFXIV is not only the best FF since IX it's also a world wide phenomenon. Even bigger than WoW was back in 2010. (wow had 12 million subs, XIV has around 24 million). +thx to XIV many young people play FF. Imho FF is now more popular than back in the 90s. +--- 634911732 +>>634910946 +Yoshi-P market researched what gay men +in the West like, I see. +--- 634911738 +>>634911257 +The thing is will we be able to make it to FF20? +--- 634911775 +>>634911738 +--- 634911860 +>>634911732 + +more like what a badass main character would look like. +80´s and 90´s style. + +thanks yoshi for not giving us a woke mdern shitty character design +--- 634911930 +>>634911738 +Probably by the year 2040 +--- 634911974 +>>634911860 +>more like what a badass main character would look like. +>80´s and 90´s style. +bullshit.. He looks nothing like 80s and 90s action heroes or even like fantasy movies/games from this time. + +He looks like 00s japanese video game character from some cheap DMC rip off. +--- 634912061 +>>634911974 +Don't care, still would +--- 634912251 +>>634911775 +kek +--- 634912297 +>>634912140 +Cute! +--- 634912394 +>>634911596 +Comparing FF character models to westoid games with photorealistic graphics with mocaps out the ass is retarded. The problem with XVI character models is that they animate and emote like shit in comparison to an FF game from 3 years ago on a last gen console. Everyone has this uncanny, stiff and lifeless look to them akin to a wax doll, especially for the females. +--- 634912396 +>70 posts +>25 IPs +it's ogre... +--- 634912486 +>>634912140 +>"Clive nii-san" +--- 634912492 +>>634912394 + +bullshit. + +try again after this: + +https://youtu.be/3xLo3U3781E?t=103 [Embed] +--- 634912568 +>>634911024 +UE4 only looks good in dim lighting. +--- 634912639 +>>634912492 +this looks like pure cringe +--- 634912679 +>>634912492 + +oh and by the way. most acting in modern video games is over tuned. + +go look at yourself in the mirror and talk. +most facial expressions in western video ames are over the top. +--- 634912708 +>>634912394 +The thing is, FFXVI probably uses mocap, and it's why the JP voices use English lipsync. FF VIIR's lipsync was entirely AI-generated. +--- 634912745 +>>634912639 + +yeah yeah another bait post. +--- 634912772 +>>634912745 +a different opinion must be a bait. sieg heil. +--- 634912785 +>>634912639 +That's applies to any Jap media. It's simply unavoidable. +--- 634912869 +>>634912785 +One of the main reasons why I only like "western style" japanese games like Silent Hill, Dark Souls, Resident Evil, etc. + +It's the perfect mix between grounden and japanese silly but serious over the top acting. +--- 634912910 +>>634911257 +FF7R's cutscenes looked amazing. Genuinely some of the most impressive stuff of recent years. Pity it often looks like shit during the actual gameplay parts. +--- 634912990 +>>634912869 +This. +--- 634913021 +>>634912492 +Hugo's lipsync tends to be good as well. It seems to depend from scene to scene. Maybe for some they used mocap and for others they auto-generated it. +https://youtu.be/PR0oDaElEr0?t=99 [Embed] +--- 634913035 +>>634912394 +This looks like dogshit fuck off tifashill +--- 634913053 +>>634911282 +Did a new trailer drop ? +--- 634913090 +>>634913053 +Main theme trailer dropped same day as the SoP. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwmMOnVfveM [Embed] +--- 634913112 +>>634912394 +dude you got dunked on last thread, why would you come back for more? +--- 634913174 +>>634912990 +And this is one of the reason why I can't stand XVI. It has this annoying armor style (look at the MC) that XIV got after ARR. +--- 634913242 +>91 posts +>28 ips +--- 634913290 +>>634913174 +It's just over-all terrible art direction. Nothing to be done about it now. They failed at the most fundamental task to the game. +--- 634913309 +>>634911327 +It does kind of look like MGS5 the PS3 game lets be honest here. Especially outside of cutscenes or ebin QTE events +--- 634913321 +>>634912639 +>cwinge +>posts tranime +--- 634913363 +>>634912910 +>FF7R's cutscenes looked amazing. +lol +wut +--- 634913410 +>>634913174 +And for some reason 14turds pretend this is the "Ivalice look" but Ivalice looks nothing like it, Ivalice is cool +--- 634913420 +>>634913090 +Oh cool, thks. +--- 634913426 +>>634913290 +What's so terrible about it? The aesthetic looks far more grounded and cohesive than that of FFXV. +--- 634913472 +>>634912492 +>Pause +>Press square +>Cinematic strike. +>Pause +>Press square +>Cinematic strike. +>Cutscene +Urghh just let me finish the boss without relying on this cheap time wasting cinematic shi* +--- 634913487 +>>634913174 +What armor style do you want then retard +--- 634913564 +another day, another thread full of /v morons and their fake hate for ff16. +--- 634913612 +>>634913174 +--- 634913628 +>>634913472 +do more research. bait elsewhere. +--- 634913641 +>>634913612 +--- 634913664 +>>634913487 +Not some patchwork looking armor with 2000s host looking jewelry. +--- 634913679 +>>634913612 + +thats why i said on /v are so many hypocrite retrads with their fake ff16 hate. +--- 634913691 +>>634913426 +What on Earth made you think that FF should look more grounded? FF1 was a game with sky cities and mechas and a time loop +--- 634913747 +>>634913641 +This is a great example of the aesthetic value of turn-based. Will not elaborate since it is self-evident. +--- 634913756 +>>634913691 +Uhh. +--- 634913762 +>>634913691 +--- 634913801 +>>634913691 +Are you actually retarded?? +--- 634913808 +>>634913410 +Yeah! You remember when Ivalice totally didn't have those goofy looking pauldrons and randomly armored limbs and +--- 634913835 +The least ambitious Final Fantasy... +--- 634913840 +>>634913756 +--- 634913843 +>>634913612 +>posts iconic characters in unique costumes that share common elements and color schemes that tie the world together +What was meant by this post? +--- 634913856 +>>634913628 +>Pause -> Press square -> Cinematic strike. +>Pause -> Press square -> Cinematic strike. +>Cutscene +>Bait +Then what is this? +https://youtu.be/HKN3t3HJJDw?t=321 [Embed] +--- 634913897 +>>634913843 +the character design of X is fucking trash and no matter how much you try and deny that fact it remains the truth +--- 634913903 +>>634913856 +One of three phase transitions in an 8-10 minute long fight. +--- 634913931 +>>634913756 +>>634913762 +>>634913801 +>uh +>yikes +>??? +Is this what arguing with marketeers looks like? You don't even make an attempt... +--- 634913936 +>>634913808 +Vagrant Story was never supposed to be a Ivalice game. +FFXII was planned as VS2 but was dropped and made to a mainline ivalice FF. +--- 634913949 +>>634912492 +you are wasting your time , there is a reason they just spam the same shit over and over again. Its all they have . +They don't care if 99.9% of the scene look good , they will just spam the ones that doesn't . +--- 634913953 +>>634913931 +kek +They can't help but type in redditese. +--- 634913967 +>>634913936 +Didn't ask lmao +--- 634913975 +>>634912492 +Looks so good thank god for Yoshi-P +--- 634913995 +>>634909195 +>MMO animators +Yikes +--- 634914019 +Nostalgia is a weapon. +Sometimes I wonder if I'm controlling it, or if it's.. +controlling me. +--- 634914020 +>>634913931 +You gave the example of FFI's scifi elements and got BTFO because FFXVI has those? +--- 634914031 +>>634913995 +Better than 7remake lmao +--- 634914035 +>>634912639 +>anime avatar. +Let me guess, not enough shrugs and gasps? +--- 634914047 +>>634914035 +>being this new +holy KEK +--- 634914114 +>>634913641 +holy fuck this is kino. he nailed rikku + +>>634913762 +>they actually dug up dirge of cerberus trash back from the memory hole +remaking 7 was a mistake +--- 634914116 +>>634914035 +https://youtu.be/6xNKHV3xZOc?t=225 [Embed] +get ready for cutscene direction kino +--- 634914147 +>>634913967 +>lmao +retard detected +--- 634914180 +>>634913612 +>game from over 20 years ago +>all colourful uniquely designed +>only bad ones being Tidus and Wakka +>Tidus is hated and was shat on mercilessly for his outfit and personality +>Wakka is best chad, so he gets a free pass +--- 634914191 +>>634914147 +Guess you ran out of cope then, huh? +--- 634914197 +>>634914031 +It really isn't. They actually tried to breathe life into the characters in that game. Something CBU3 completely failed at. +--- 634914217 +>>634914031 +Bad way excuse incompetent MMO animators. +--- 634914219 +>>634914197 +You need glasses pal! +--- 634914224 +>>634913897 +this +--- 634914249 +>>634914197 +webm related +--- 634914262 +>>634914197 +guh! so lifelike....... +--- 634914263 +>>634910568 +this looks like ff15 hold down the rigger gameplay with some qte +the maddening part is people will slurp this goyslop up +--- 634914294 +>>634914020 +Oh that's how retarded your argument is. You're saying FF1 is as grounded as FF16. FF1 is supposed to look like this you know. Which part of this is even remotely grounded +--- 634914336 +>>634914294 +>image of sovl lost +...it's ogre +--- 634914371 +>>634914249 +for how much you posted this webm , this really isn't that good , some FFXVI scene have better animation than this . +--- 634914398 +>>634914294 +nta but basically nothing in XVI is grounded, either. none of the FF games are grounded. even Tactics isn't grounded. this is an unbelievably retarded argument. it's fucking fantasy, of course it isn't grounded. +--- 634914458 +>>634914116 +The moment we get normal-speaking humans in a FF game these niggas want this cringe to come back. + +I hope Rebirth bombs. +--- 634914481 +>>634913691 +I'm not seeing the issue here. It's the epitome of high fantasy without going full retard. What exactly do you want? Tidus' asymmetrical pant legs? +--- 634914490 +>>634914262 +That's a throwaway NPC +>>634909195 +This is a main story cutscene between 2 major characters' emotional reunion. +--- 634914510 +>>634910161 +>>634910864 +>>634911287 +>146 posts +>35 IPs +Its a FF16 shill thread again alright. +--- 634914547 +>>634914490 +emotional reunion with trashpile.png (2018, Malaysia) +--- 634914579 +>>634914510 +People want to discuss a game that they are looking forward to? no fucking way get a hobby nigger lmao +--- 634914619 +Have we ever got those cringe fucking gasps and uhhs and other anime faggotry from XVI footage so far? Shit makes my skin crawl everytime playing 7R. For once I actually agree with Dunkey on something. +--- 634914682 +>>634914619 +no, it's just people talking normally and or being angry with each other +--- 634914695 +>>634914510 +Many, many such cases. +--- 634914767 +>>634914180 +Calm down Wakka +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BWaw9dMZ4s [Embed] +--- 634914780 +>>634914490 +>This is a main story cutscene between 2 major characters' emotional reunion. +Its obviously not an important scene , we know how the game look like in other scenes. Trying to make this as some pivotal moment for the game make you look desperate . +--- 634914790 +>>634914619 +>actually caring about e-celeb +kek now we know what kind of retards are doing these zero arguments hate raids against this game. +t. haven't owned console since PS3 and just waiting on PC port because games looks pretty good. +--- 634914835 +>>634914790 +>he doesn't realize the post he quoted was in support of XVI +ah the gift that keeps giving +KEK +--- 634914938 +>>634914695 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/1QN8DxzZZe_LhIk_eksKOQ/ +get a job +--- 634914940 +You ARE going to go through your first playthrough with the German dub on, right anon? + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1UrEeSPZYE [Embed] +German Clive is really fucking good imo +--- 634915071 +>>634914294 +Sprouting dragon wings and summoning a magical sword that can cut things at range is groudned? +--- 634915132 +>>634914938 +>everyone who posts an image is the same anon +KEK +--- 634915157 +>>634915132 +get a job +--- 634915172 +>>634914940 +based german clive +--- 634915173 +>>634914619 +>Have we ever got those cringe fucking gasps and uhhs and other anime faggotry from XVI footage so far? +Not likely given the English script and UK voice actors. +--- 634915204 +>>634909153 (OP) +>search "balan webm" +>600+ ffxv webms from one guy constantly reposting the exact same shit +The game was awful but who does this? +--- 634915205 +>>634915157 +--- 634915227 +>when ffxvi meets gow +--- 634915237 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38FGEm5fzV8 [Embed] +--- 634915262 +>>634915227 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=carp5Kou3KA [Embed] +--- 634915273 +>>634915227 +Love getting shitty platforming sections for no reason kek +--- 634915310 +>>634915273 +>platforming section +--- 634915314 +>>634915204 +Every Square game save NieR has a fanbase full of unironic schizophrenics +--- 634915378 +>>634915071 +complete fucking eye cancer +--- 634915401 +>>634915227 +>spoiling the most kino fight in the game +their marketing director needs to be fucking fired +--- 634915416 +>>634915378 +You should get that checked then anon. +--- 634915432 +>>634915401 +did you played the game ? +--- 634915476 +>>634915401 +>>spoiling the most kino fight in the game +This is probably only the second Lost eikon fight in the game, not even halfway. +--- 634915529 +>>634914510 +Fucking this. It's the same shitposts, the same meme posts and the same weak arguments over and over. Then when people point out its the same half a dozen people spamming their /vg/ thread they get defensive and claim its all Barry or whoever else. This is one of the most thinly astroturfed games on .v. and its because modern SE paypigs are one of the most defensive cults in video games. I suppose it's CBU3 specifically that gets this cult, but fuck em either way. + +I will not pay 80$ for your watered down and cutscene laden imitation of DMC5 with your reused MMO animations and art style. Go bother reddit with your shilling. +--- 634915583 +>>634915401 +Nah. They have not shown the real big bad. The conflict between the states is just the first layer, there is 100% something bigger going on. +--- 634915625 +>>634915432 +i simply have good judgement anon +the only fight that could possibly top Titan is Odin +you heard it here first +--- 634915875 +>>634915529 +*refuses* +Now what? +--- 634915878 +>>634915529 +all this schizophrenic rambling and you've failed to consider people like that samefagging retard who contribute literally nothing to the thread outside of pointing out the post count +--- 634915986 +Threads like these actually make me miss Barry when he isn't around. The flavor of the month doomposters are just poor imitations of the genuine article. +--- 634916112 +>>634915529 +Then leave the fucking thread you retarded nigger, no one is forcing you to be here unless you’re that invested in the game you can’t stay away, like the cuck you are. You couldn’t stay away from watching your mother get fucked by Clive from FFXVI, you bitch ass nigger. +--- 634916308 +>>634915529 +Why are you mad that people talk about one of the biggest releases this year? Even if you are not interested in the game there is still potential for a tortanic. If this game fails SE is dead. +--- 634916390 +>>634916239 +>supposed teenager +>acts like a spastic kid +--- 634916451 +Whoever edited the final clips of that SOP needs to be given a medal, the music drop was so fucking good I'm going to be upset if it doesn't play like that in the final game. +--- 634916557 +>>634916470 +Finally, a game where the Zantetsuken looks good AND we can use it. Fuck yeah. +--- 634916635 +>>634909195 +holy shit that looks so bad +not only is the model way too generic and stale but the animation is laughable for a large studio +--- 634916717 +>>634916635 +>generic and stale +That's your doomposts. +--- 634916723 +>>634916308 +>If +kek +Game is DOA +--- 634916751 +>>634916635 +So true and I agree. Thanks for the validation anon. +--- 634916830 +>>634916717 +That's genuine criticism for once. Why are you such a low maintenance cuck that can only settle with mediocrity. +--- 634916835 +Are we going to get his kino in XVI? Or is he in the pit like Ito is. +--- 634917005 +>>634916635 +Based +--- 634917725 +>faggot still fixated on the one single scene +--- 634917821 +>201 posts +>42 IPs +Bros...I don't feel so good. +--- 634917898 +>>634917821 +the good thread with 116 IPs got pruned by the faggot jannies and most posters went to sleep +come back tomorrow +--- 634917903 +>>634909153 (OP) +>>634909195 +They should have gone either full realism or full anime. This mix between realism and anime looks absolutely hideous. She's got the flawless facial complexion of anime girl in an overall visual artstyle that is meant to be cutting-edge realistic graphics. It makes for real uncanny valley shit. +See for example the picture in this here >>634909369. The original anime concept art looks gorgeous. +It's got that Vagrant Story look to it (no doubt the artist was either inspired by Vagrant Story or was an artist on it himself). They should have used a Vagrant Story-esque artstyle for this game. +--- 634917969 +>>634917903 +>of anime girl +Meant to say "of an anime girl". +--- 634917984 +>>634917903 +i like ur frog but i think you are wrong +as much as i love VS that game is almost entirely dependent on the hardware it released on for it's aesthetics +--- 634917997 +>>634917898 +>come back tomorrow +don't worry he will, he posts that in every thread and will continue to do so until the game releases selling millions of copies and making him piss shit and vomit everywhere in rage +--- 634918032 +>>634917997 +o_O +--- 634918078 +>>634917903 +>They should have gone either full realism or full anime. This mix between realism and anime looks absolutely hideous. +It really isn't +--- 634918103 +>>634918078 +>game that was ignored largely due to its art +kek +--- 634918120 +I have no idea why they made Joshua look like a girl here wearing a girly dress. +I have a feeling they originally thought of having Joshua be a girl but then changed her to a dude. +--- 634918131 +>>634917903 +>They should have gone either full realism +--- 634918178 +>>634918120 +It's going to be a tranny character. +--- 634918186 +>>634918103 +>>game that was ignored largely due to its art +What kind of retarded revisionism is this +>inb4 "XII was always ugly!" +--- 634918241 +>>634918186 +>mad at the truth +--- 634918251 +>>634918078 +Even FF12 leaned harder into a colorful, cartoony and stylized look compared to FF16's attempt at a grittier and grounded look. I think FF12's artstyle worked better. +--- 634918471 +>>634918241 +You weren't even alive when the game released +>>634918251 +The character models really didn't, which was my point. FF has been on this trajectory since VIII, and having them turn that game's artstyle into a generic shounen anime was a crime against humanity. +I would much rather have stylized 3D models than some cell shaded cookie cutter garbage or facescans, thank you. If anything, my only complaint is that some of the characters don't look dirty enough, but I mean, Jill is supposed to be an ice princess, so I don't think making her look grimy like an XII character would work much better. +--- 634918524 +>>634916635 +holy hyperbole batman +--- 634918760 +>>634918471 +>extreme cope at the truth +--- 634918841 +>>634918471 +Well, it feels different. I don't know what the difference is, but it feels different. +I never had a problem with FF12's visual artstyle, but I had a problem with FF16's artstyle since day one of its gameplay reveal. + +>FF has been on this trajectory since VIII, +Not necessarily. +FF9 was very cartooney (and looked great). +FF10 had semi-anime faces outside of FMVs making everyone look cosplaying Asians. +FF13 was 3D anime. Lightning, Fang and Serah could have fit into Dead or Alive with faces like theirs. + +>some cell shaded cookie cutter garbage +Just because it's anime doesn't mean it has to look ugly like Neptunia or fucking Atelier Ryza. +Persona 5 has a very nice-looking 3D anime artstyle. Even Vagrant Story also looks pretty anime in the characters. It's what Final Fantasy Tactics would have looked like if it had a 3D artstyle. +--- 634918853 +i wish yoship would realize his best work was on 1.0 and would stop thinking watering down shit into barebones button mashers is good design. 1.0 proved he's an oldfag and understands good RPG design, why does he assume now the average FF fan is a drooling retard who can't even handle an elemental wheel? +--- 634918897 +>>634918853 +>why does he assume now the average FF fan is a drooling retard +anon... +--- 634918926 +>>634918853 +The longer someone plays an MMO the stupider they become. He is simply adjusting accordingly. +--- 634918980 +>>634918120 +shotafags are probably going to have a field day +--- 634918985 +>>634918926 +you know as someone who quit recently, you're right. XIV players I know from 1.0 are fucking retarded now and can't even handle variant dungeons "secret" paths +--- 634919181 +>>634918841 +Its the facial expressions + +>>634918985 +dopamine rush addiction is wild +--- 634919192 +>>634918937 +I really hope the game is good , but after 15 i just can't trust them. hoping the reviews clear my doubt because shit like this webm speak to me. +--- 634919239 +>>634913472 +its how they do seemless loading screens between boss battle phases since the different phases are so big, its actually pretty clever +--- 634919289 +>>634914371 +>its bad because it is ok? +every time +--- 634919350 +Why isnt the game a launching with harder difficulty? FF is always piss easy. +--- 634919367 +>>634913472 +I fucking hate that garbage UI + +>>634919350 +Because journalists +--- 634919428 +bros i finally caved and watched the Benedikta and Garuda fights, holy fuck this game looks amazing. +They took and the cool things about SnK and then put it in high fantasy setting. +--- 634919458 +>>634919289 +Where in my post did I say that it was bad , retard. +--- 634919509 +>>634919458 +>this really isn't that good +--- 634919569 +>>634919509 +do you know what words mean ????????? +--- 634919608 +>>634919569 +Of course, sir. +--- 634919673 +do you guys think that the Garuda he fights is Benedikta or rather the pure essence of Garuda who is truly the Eikon instead of Benedikta transformed into the Eikon +--- 634919916 +>>634919350 +>Why isnt the game a launching with harder difficulty? + +nips always do this shit +--- 634920237 +>>634915529 +They hated him because he told them the truth. +--- 634920291 +>>634915529 +BASED +--- 634920430 +>>634915529 +FF16 marketing on /v/ makes Cyberpunk Edgerunners spam from a few months back look organic. +--- 634920501 +>>634920237 +>>634920291 +>>634920430 +pathetic, lmao +--- 634920794 +>>634920501 +Is he wrong though? +--- 634920869 +>>634918937 +why does he just fall asleep in the middle of nowhere +--- 634920885 +>>634915529 +>>634920430 +What's with tendies unable to accept people like other things? +--- 634920927 +>>634920869 +he got his shit rocked +--- 634921016 +>>634919350 +It is tho +--- 634921092 +>>634909153 (OP) +>>634909195 +>>634909303 +>>634909369 +My wife jill +--- 634921139 +>>634920927 +i hope this is the demo area +--- 634921159 +>>634920956 +--- 634921169 +>>634920927 +I hate this kind of side camera to the character +--- 634921287 +>>634920956 +>you will find more than enough warmth under my wings +Slut! +--- 634921328 +>>634915273 +You allowed asuras wrath and bayonetta to get away with that shit. You could have stopped it back then but you kept your mouth shut like a good cocksucking contrarian. +--- 634921390 +>>634920927 +PS2 graffix +--- 634921459 +>>634909648 +Why? It's just a slave soldier and you leave their employee right after you fight Jill. Literal redshirt nobody. +--- 634921545 +>>634921016 +No its not. There are some cheat items to make it even easier and they talk about this shit in marketing so that every brain dead "journalist" sees it and knows what to do when he has to review the game. +--- 634921761 +>>634921545 +a hard mode is straight up confirmed stop being retarded already +--- 634921818 +>>634921328 +>/v/ is one person +--- 634921887 +>>634919192 +If there's anything you need to learn when trying to figure out if the game is for you, the first step is to ignore journos (70% chance it's bribed/got the game for free/payed/or they generally fucking suck at video games) + +Don't preorder, it's not like they'll run out of copies and watch some more non-commentary gameplay and make your choice then. +--- 634922072 +>>634921818 +Sometimes, all it takes is the right person in the wrong place. +--- 634922275 +>>634922072 +True. But many things happened that I could not stop. Such is the way of the world. +--- 634922521 +my only worries with this game is that I fear it's going to get repetitive as fuck without any variation or surprises, I still remember FFIX where you go from kidnapping a princess, having a swordfight minigame, go through an ice cave, board an airship and fight black mages on top of it and reaching Limdblum and participating in a fucking city hunt + +going from Cutscene > fight > cutscene > fight > cutscene in town > fight > cutscene like FFXIII gets boring quickly +--- 634922582 +>copying DMC instead of DD +--- 634922661 +>>634922521 +Why do you think this will be anything like FFXIII? +--- 634922710 +>>634922521 +Well...this is what the game is. +--- 634922719 +>>634922521 +b a s e d diff --git a/v/634909185.txt b/v/634909185.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e274dae4fca4c3af6722873ae40f3421dea874a4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634909185.txt @@ -0,0 +1,251 @@ +----- +--- 634909185 +Why aren't you playing the AGOT for CK3 right now, anon? It's released half a week ago +--- 634909256 +This game is not even a strategy game, its a role playing VN +--- 634909270 +>>634909185 (OP) +I am playing James Cameron’s Avatar for the PlayStation 3 instead +--- 634909286 +>>634909185 (OP) +Why, I am +--- 634909298 +>>634909185 (OP) +bump + +normalfags too stupid to comprehend paradox gaymes on suicide watch +--- 634909387 +>>634909256 +why can't it be both? +--- 634909406 +too many wh*te people or tomorrow's niggers as I like to call them +--- 634909472 +Is it better than AHOT for CK2? Huge fan of the CK2 one +--- 634909490 +>>634909286 +>St. Meowgustine +--- 634909527 +>>634909185 (OP) +Book 4 was shit despite Jaime being my favourite character and actually being given a PoV, and book 5 was so shit it made me completely lose interest in the series forever. I haven't watched the show because adaptions of books are always a downgrade and if I fucking hated the last two books then I'm definitely gonna hate the show. + +I'd rather just vaguely learn snippets of real history from playing the base game. Anime only secondaries like you probably don't have a decent opinion on the subject matter anyway. +--- 634909638 +>>634909406 +seething, fuming. there are niggers in agot, anon + +>>634909472 +it's not as finished as the ck2 one, but they aren't aiming to just backport everything from ck2 to ck3 so i'm on board with it. Others invasion and essos are not yet in the game for example + +It is better in other, more basic ways like the graphics. The map is much more zoomed in and the detail is insane. To such extent that i unironically would recommend the mod to anyone interested in the books even if they dont intend to play. just go scroll around the map and enjoy the visuals +--- 634909717 +>>634909185 (OP) +i don't like game of thrones +--- 634909752 +>>634909527 +ive never watched any anime beside some basic ones (nge, gits) +--- 634910116 +>Sunspear's castle is shaped after a literal ship + +Does GRRM have no understanding of the concept on nuance? +--- 634910210 +>>634909752 +I was calling you an anime only secondary because that's the meme you dip. I was suggesting you'd only watched the show and not read the source material because you called it AGOT rather than ASoIaF. +--- 634910353 +>>634910210 +AGOT is the name of the mod, it's also the name of the first book, dumbass + +The show's called (the) Game of thrones, after the first book, without the A +--- 634910374 +>>634909185 (OP) +>longgr ass +fat old pervert +--- 634910410 +>>634910353 +>03A21EBD-5246-4F85-B0C7-3(...).jpg03A21EBD-5246-4F85-B0C7-3F4902BF6602.jpg +Shit, wrong pic +--- 634910613 +>>634909185 (OP) +Because I don't give a fuck about squatting in a tall grass, all I want from CK3 is proper Bizantine. +--- 634910683 +>Just imagine if we got a book-accurate tv show based on the books instead of the pile of garbage from the two russian jews + +Maybe the chinks could do it 20 years from now? They did a good work out of that hard sci fi trilogy. Then again chances are GRRM would refuse them for no other reason than him being a turbo lib +--- 634910734 +crusader kings 3 is only good for sex mods +real chads are still playing vicky2 and eu4 +--- 634910804 +>>634909256 +So what everyone wants out of a asoiaf game? +--- 634910829 +>>634910683 +>They did a good work out of that hard sci fi trilogy. +Huh? All I'm hearing on the internet is that they completely butchered it. +--- 634910940 +>>634909185 (OP) +Because CK3 is fundamentally shit and no amount of mods will fix it. Especially not tranny mods +>>634909256 +I wish it were, the RPG/VN elements are even worse than the strategy part +--- 634911065 +>>634910940 +>Especially not tranny mods +ck3 agot has tr00ny devs? who? + + +the one time /v/ turned out to be right about troon mod devs was pacifica with tno but it was very clear there that it was the case even without any knowledge of the dev team, post-apocalyptic russian raiders on hrt and all +--- 634911068 +>>634909298 +>can't just attack people +>can't pillage whatever you want +When they fix their retarded war system, call me. +--- 634911156 +>>634911065 +I don't know, they probably are. Trannies invaded all modding communities. Both Elder Kings and the Warcraft one are full of this shit, I guess it's the same for agot +--- 634911234 +>>634911156 +seek help +--- 634911538 +>>634911234 +>DON'T NOTICE THINGS +I will continue to notice the destruction of modding communities thanks to tranny talmudic infestation. Cope. +--- 634911715 +>>634910940 +>VN +These are text quests, dumbass. +--- 634911746 +>>634911538 +they're in the walls dood +--- 634911798 +>>634909185 (OP) +Unironically, tranny modders. They've completely ruined it compared to the CK2 version. They made Jon Snow a bisexual. /vst/ has been laughing at the mod for days. +--- 634911832 +more like fAGOT +--- 634911882 +>>634911068 +>can't pillage whatever you wan +Pagans and certain cultures can. +>can't just attack people +Yes, just like it should be. +--- 634911892 +>>634911798 +>They made Jon Snow a bisexua +wait, what? + +how? thru a hardcoded event or somethin? +--- 634911986 +>>634911892 +>>>/vst/1397648 +--- 634912005 +>>634911892 +He served in an all male penal guard force, you don't come out straight out of that. +--- 634912054 +>>634911986 +but WHY? WHat event from the books did they use to deduce him being bi|????????????? +--- 634912090 +>people don't even bring up winds of winter in SOFAI threads anymore +--- 634912126 +>>634912054 +>but WHY? WHat event from the books did they use to deduce him being bi|????????????? +Because Jon refers to Satin as 'pretty', in the sense of being an attractive pretty-boy catamite, they have coded him to be bi. That's it. +--- 634912324 +>>634911882 +>should be +>war +--- 634912361 +>>634912090 +Even the biggest copers have come back to reality, he's a 75 year old obese american +--- 634912381 +>>634909298 +CK3 is the latest easiest paradox game ever and the accessibility and difficulty has been sliding downhill for a good while + +any idiot can play it without trouble +an ex I still have added on steam plays it +--- 634913175 +>>634909185 (OP) +DAmn that city looking big. How did you do that? +--- 634913317 +>>634912126 +Cope chuds +--- 634913883 +>>634910353 +The show doesn't even use "A"? I hate it even more now than I already did having learned how they ruined Jaime and removed his arc with Ilyn (who apparently isn't even in the fucking show). + +I GUESS I can admit to being wrong after knowing you were referencing the mod name though. +--- 634914054 +>>634913317 +>my source? Forum discussion. +2013 era Tumblr tier schizophrenia. +--- 634914081 +>>634910116 +>le fantasy book has... Le fantasy elements!?!?! +--- 634914427 +>>634913317 +>google results page of rando reddit/forum posts as proof of anything +>phoneposter +Yep, it's turbo retarded. Rather than watching or reading anything you just watch some 5 minute synopsis by a random youtuber dont you? +--- 634914665 +>>634909185 (OP) +I want more bookmarks +--- 634915894 +I wish I could be transported into Westeros after I die from phoneposting overdose +--- 634916210 +>>634911234 +. +--- 634916963 +>>634916210 +gender dysphoria and autism are both linked to thyroid malfunction in the mother during pregnancy (which in turn is linked to approaching 40) +the disorders are genuinely comorbid + +the extra funny part is that autism boosts T levels during puberty so the autistic trannies pretty much never pass +--- 634917247 +>>634909185 (OP) +>No white walker invasion +>No Dragons +>No essos +>No Danny invasion because no dragons and no essos +>No pirates +>No Societies +>Half the dev team is trannies +>CK3 is still barebones as fuck + +Yeah nah I'd play AGOT CK2 if I felt like it. +--- 634917286 +>>634911065 +>ck3 agot has tr00ny devs? who? +https://youtu.be/GF-09o3OdL8 [Embed] +--- 634917598 +CK2 is also barebones as fuck even with all DLC and HIP. IDK why I played and enjoyed CK3 more +--- 634918152 +>>634917286 +People still watch that gremlin? +--- 634919049 +>>634909185 (OP) +Because +>CK3 +--- 634919183 +>>634910683 +>20 years from now +>GRRM would refuse them +anon, he'll be long gone by then. +--- 634919392 +>>634909256 +You can raid without declaring a war for like six months +--- 634919449 +>>634909185 (OP) +How do I get into these territory games? They've always looked interesting to me but when looking at random vids it seems theres a ton of things to keep track of. +Whats a good one to start with? +--- 634919607 +>>634913883 +Illyn Payne's actor got cancer I think, he's in season 1 and 2 at least. + +The show is good until season 4 where they ran out of source material mostly because GRRM is a lazy fat fuck but also because the show writers decided to threw out most of AFFC and ADWD +--- 634919726 +>>634919449 +>Whats a good one to start with? +Depends on what time period you like the most. +--- 634920331 +>>634919726 +this one +or a time period without them both +--- 634920892 +>>634909185 (OP) +Couldn't transition from CK2 to CK3, don't like the expanded focus on unnecessary shit (3D characters, maps, environment, it's supposed to be a strategy game where you stare at a beautiful map for 99% of the game) and from what I've heard the game is severely lacking in content compared to CK2 even after all this time. They just gutted all the DLC content from 2 and started from scratch so people will have to rebuy it. diff --git a/v/634909512.txt b/v/634909512.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..406a8373f78b09143a94d2661adf2bea881e41be --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634909512.txt @@ -0,0 +1,227 @@ +----- +--- 634909512 +what went wrong? +--- 634909853 +the sequels +--- 634909859 +didnt rise +--- 634910135 +>>634909512 (OP) +canadians +--- 634910141 +this is exciting! +--- 634910205 +>>634909512 (OP) +Canadians +--- 634910279 +>>634909512 (OP) +man, i knew 4 was going to be shit but i thought i could at least get some fun out of it like i did with 3. +but nope, it's genuinely one of the worst games iver ever played +--- 634910354 +>>634909512 (OP) +It kept rising. +--- 634910363 +>>634910279 +What would you rate 3? I really liked 2 and thought it was a great game despite 1 being my favorite. Never played 3 +--- 634911181 +>>634910135 +this but DR3 and OTR are good. +--- 634911235 +>>634910135 + +Unironically this. +--- 634911293 +>>634910135 +/thread +--- 634911415 +>>634910363 +Mindless. Between the cars and being able to spawn the most powerful weapons at no cost the whole game just becomes the equivalent of white noise. I played through the whole game and the only thing I remember is that the MC is called Nick and there was a boss on a rascal. +--- 634911484 +>>634910135 +>Went from MTFramework kino to some shitty 25FPS Unreal Engine mess +>Studio kept trying to reboot it into Last of Us/Assassin's Creed type of game +Fucking Blue Castle Games, man. They even tried to reboot Ghosts n' Goblins into a 1970s cop game with allegories to demon racism. I'm so glad they're gone now, but they buried Dead Rising. +--- 634911543 +>>634910363 +3 made the weapon system pointless as it's balanced like shit, the maps pointlessly big so vehicles are a must to get around, despite that, you can do everything without there being much time compromise. Too few psychos. Too serious and not campy enough. Suffers from, we have to do more and fix what isn't broke mentality. Only worth it if you want to see what happened to previous game characters +--- 634911608 +It's disappointing to see that while Resident Evil and Devil May Cry have made a resurgence, Dead Rising remains ...dead. +--- 634911693 +>>634911608 +That's a good thing because modern Capcom is trash with all their remakes or making everything like RE2make. +--- 634911804 +>>634911693 +>modern Capcom is trash +perhaps, but it's miles better than what the fuck they were doing after 2009. +--- 634912026 +giving the series to non japs +anyone who says +>time limit +is a pleb +--- 634912070 +>>634909512 (OP) +Microsoft +--- 634912292 +>>634910141 +Waku waku Otis-dono, I can't wait to kill you in overtime mode! +--- 634912406 +>>634909512 (OP) +Shitty AI +--- 634912549 +>>634910363 +3 feels like someone watched someone else play 2 from across a room, and then copied what they think they saw while making everything pointlessly bigger. + +It's waaaay too easy, the time limit barely exists and the plot is so fucking bland you'll go to sleep. It does become so retarded it's entertaining but it's pretty much the end of the game and you've stopped caring by then. +--- 634912683 +>>634909512 (OP) +Off the Record was how it should have gone; don't even bother trying to tell me differently. +--- 634913092 +>>634912683 +OTR was garbage\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ +--- 634913140 +>>634909512 (OP) +Westerners. +--- 634913680 +>>634912683 +Chuck was kinda dull but Katey is adorable daughter material. +--- 634914121 +>>634909512 (OP) +They kept trying to make the games bigger and remove the time limit without adding content to make up for it and having to simplify or dumb down what content they had so they could release the games on time because they spent all the time developing a massive map. +--- 634914442 +>>634909512 (OP) +>>634910135 +I will never forgive Canada. +--- 634914524 +>>634909512 (OP) +canadi*ns + +>haha funny dildo just like saints row +--- 634914995 +“Frank is BACK” spouted off by countless söy fueled faggot developers. Sad “le ebin funneh” dad Frank with no time limits, no mixed drinks, no psychopaths. The worst DLC in the entire series added to implement time limits in the worst way with a fetch quest “story” for zombie Frank. 4 didn’t just kill the franchise, it killed the studio. +--- 634915143 +>>634909853 +>the sequels +2 was good. And it fixed the shitty survivor AI as a bonus. If you didn't like Chuck you could play the whole game as Frank anyway in the DLC. +--- 634915426 +>>634909512 (OP) +Otis didn't tell me about the one last survivor I missed +--- 634915604 +The same old Capslop routine +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejeIT0MBSac [Embed] + +it +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83BhJAZrXrc [Embed] + +just +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUxJpDtg0Bs [Embed] + +keeps +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsJfLKtGlfw [Embed] + +happening +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bocAwgcQIHk [Embed] +--- 634915726 +>>634909512 (OP) +Unironically too ahead of its time. The save system and combat are dogshit, but the concept is great and would work better in an open world built around a Mall of America type mall. +--- 634915861 +>>634909512 (OP) +they made it +--- 634916084 +>>634909512 (OP) +Capcom trusted retarded leafs. +--- 634917673 +>>634909512 (OP) +The ONLY actual criticism I have is that at the very end of the game if you decide to stay in the mall there is a LONG period where you are just waiting and "just kill zombies" isn't quite good enough because by that point you've killed them every possible way +--- 634917741 +>>634915604 +>crowbtranny +fuck off shill +--- 634918285 +DR1 >>> DR3 > DR2 > DR4 +The definitive order. +I hate DR2 simps with a passion. +--- 634919030 +After DR2 and OTR they decided to try new things (read: chasing trends and wider audience), which resulted in DR3 being severely casualized compared to 2 and 1. +Then TLoU came and became a superhit, so Microsoft wanted its own TLoU, and CV tried to deliver, happy to chase more trends. They spent time and money making a prototype for a TLoU-like DR4, but of course didn't tell Capcom HQ anything about it. Japs were furious, and hated it too, so they fired the studio heads and cancelled the whole thing, so CV decided to just make the safest possible bet, and make DR4 with DR1 memberberries. But now they had a lot less budget and time, and no leadership, so some clueless retards took charge of it, and the rest is history. +--- 634919230 +>>634915861 +>pic related +How do I stop that from happening? +--- 634919358 +>>634919230 +Do the case files on time. +--- 634919965 +>>634919030 +>severely casualized +>not DR2 +DR2 fags are a cancer +--- 634920084 +They left the mall. + +>>634918285 +Never played 3 but from what I saw, it looked kind of trash. How is it better than 2? +--- 634920212 +>>634919965 +The only things DR2 casualized is generally giving you more experience, and not making survivors clinically retarded. +>>634918285 +It's not, he's being a retarded contrarian. +--- 634920394 +inevitable RE engine remake when? +--- 634920420 +>>634909512 (OP) +The first game was too good that nothing after would match it. Its not perfect but extremely close to it in my opinion. +--- 634920549 +>>634920084 +The game stopped being a series of load screens and actually had an open map. I know open world games are a meme, but it was a natural progression and fairly unoffensive. +Mechanically it was just way more streamlined. Good stupid fun. +DR2 in comparison tried to be the first game again and butchered everything. DR3 tried to be its own thing, which I can respect. + +It also had the most kino DLC of all time +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmyGxbRlMd4 [Embed] +--- 634920593 +>>634920394 +If rather get a new entry not an unnecessary remake. +--- 634920653 +>>634909512 (OP) +Each game tried to innovate by including some gimmick mechanic to the game. It worked for 2 with the combo weapons. 3 the blueprints were alright. 4's exo-armor was just lame. At that point they might aswell have made it be a titanfall mech. + + +But the main issue with 4 was that it sold itself as "frank is back" but story wise it tries as hard as possible to distance itself from DR1. Also almost every mechanic unique to Dead Rising was dropped in 4. + +It annoys me that DR3 is xbox exclusive, because I wanted to try that one but the shit DR4 is on the PS4. +--- 634920689 +>>634920593 +They can't really do anything new. 1 raised the bar way too high. +--- 634920759 +>>634920653 +>DR3 is xbox exclusive +It's on PC. Shouldn't be too hard to run it these days. +You're never going to see a remaster/remake considering there's bosses dedicated to shitting on trannies and fatties, people would have meltdowns. +--- 634921647 +>>634920759 +technically strong women/feminists +you also missed out chinese people, mischievous backstabbing niggas and idk sexual deviance? +--- 634921704 +forgot to post pic +--- 634921706 +>>634921647 +The boss fight literally starts because he misgenders her. Very forward thinking. Too based to be remade. +--- 634921756 +>>634909512 (OP) +the west +--- 634921963 +im playing the predecessor of dead rising and i gotta say... its more fun +--- 634922219 +>>634921706 +yeah but it's implied it's a she that wants to one-up men +she's so obsessed she dies chanting her self-care live laugh love yoga shit to her prize showcase as it falls over and kills her +--- 634922480 +>>634921771 +lol +--- 634922527 +>>634909512 (OP) +They listened to the retards when they cried about time limits and gave the game design to leafs. +--- 634922694 +them being so fucking tight on the time limit. + +Which makes sense because apparently the Dead Rising team was the same team responsible for that shitty Dragon Quarter game, which also had a bullshit timer the entire game diff --git a/v/634909828.txt b/v/634909828.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..345313833ab08d19570e4c3ba327c35cd3d9f368 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634909828.txt @@ -0,0 +1,157 @@ +----- +--- 634909828 +>always thought Mario 64 looked kind of ass since I never got around to playing it on release +>figure it'll probably be good when played since I consider Nintendo very competent from how good and well designed 3D World and Galaxy were +>finally play it the other day +>it's genuinely terrible +>Mario controls like a boat +>keeps booting you out of the level after every star +>completely unintuitive design everywhere +>tons of tutorials everywhere explaining stuff instead of integrating it into the game +>retarded cryptic "quests" that waste your time +>ugly as sin as if made out of placeholders +>short as fuck +>not challenging at all +>tons of unnecessary jumps and moves you never need +>camera is fucking retarded + +The music is good, especially Dire Dire Docks, but fuck me it doesn't hold up at all. I understand the historical significance but this is genuinely not a good game, is its reputation held up entirely by nostalgia? +--- 634909985 +itsa me! mallio! imma gonna ween! yup! yup! yahoooo! woah! letsa go! +--- 634910541 +>>634909828 (OP) +>tons of tutorials everywhere explaining stuff instead of integrating it into the game +ayy lmao what a load of horseshit +--- 634911973 +>>634909828 (OP) +>I never got around to play it on release +Be honest for once, you fucking zoomer. You werent even born when SM64 released. +--- 634913350 +>>634911973 +No I was busy with good games on PC +--- 634914738 +>Mario controls like a boat +????? +>Tons of tutorials everywhere explaining stuff instead of integrating It into the game +?????????????? +I fucking Hate you OP you are describing Mario 64 like it's fucking bubsy 3d, Just Say you wanted to complain about something and fucking leave please + +>FIGURE IT'LL PROBABLY BE GOOD BECAUSE I PLAYED NEW TITLES +>MFW OLD GAME HAS DATED MECHANICS THAN NEW GAME :0 +--- 634914839 +>>634909828 (OP) +>Complains that Mario 64 has terribile controls and that he boots you out the level After every star +>Likes Mario Galaxy +--- 634914950 +It looked amazing when it came out, we would put it on and just stare at the 3D graphics, it was mindblowing +--- 634915040 +>>634909828 (OP) +>>keeps booting you out of the level after every star + +What's wrong with dividing the challenges into a series of stages? Did you want an open world game, you tasteless prick? Mario Sunshine uses the same system, so you probably won't like that one either. +--- 634915229 +>>634909828 (OP) +>retarded cryptic "quests" that waste your time +who are you quoting? +--- 634915268 +>>634915040 +OP Is fucking retarded i'm starting to believe he didn't even played the game, what the fuck does ">tons of tutorials everywhere" even mean, the game Is literally so intuitive that even the most retarded kid can learn it +--- 634915287 +>>634909828 (OP) +>tons of unnecessary jumps and moves you never need +you are cancer. +--- 634915582 +>>634909828 (OP) +>>634915287 +There are literally uses for all those jumps. They're mostly not *needed*, but they make the game much more fluid and fun, and in some cases are necessary to rectify player mistakes. Those options compliment the gameplay. If you really want to talk about +>tons of unnecessary jumps and moves you never need +Just look at It Takes Two. There are a surprising number of hidden jump moves in that game that the game never tells you about, and unlike Mario 64, it's very linear, rigid, and safe in its design, so such options really don't have any use at all. +--- 634916669 +>>634914950 +Mario 64 was ugly as sin even at release. OP is right about tons of things looking like placeholders. +--- 634916968 +>>634909828 (OP) +Let me guess. You think Banjo of all games is "better." +--- 634917094 +it still looks good IMO. OP is probably a zoomer who thinks 3D graphics are acceptable only if they look like late PS2 stuff. poor taste. +--- 634917348 +>>634917094 +What is the most beautiful N64 game and why is it Perfect Dark? +--- 634917350 +>op makes "classic game is good" post +>2 replies, archived +>op makes "classic game is bad" post +>600 replies + discussion + fanart + coom posting +--- 634917383 +>>634909828 (OP) +it controls better than any 3d platformer to date. but its hard to learn. it has actual real momentum unlike every other cuckold 3d platformer u like OP. all those moves you dont use are central to the game, the acrobatics are what make the game, the enjoyment of the game comes from mastering the movement and performing quickly and with accuracy + +everything else about the game is mediocre. desu i didnt like the game as a kid, it wasnt until later i understood the appeal, when I played it later and actually got good at the game it really enjoyed it, and i enjoyed it more than any other 3d platformer. + +tl;dr the actual core of the game, the 3d platforming, is 10/10 but you need to put time and effort into it because there is actual real momentum and acrobatics not some braindead soulless press x to elevate character by 8 feet in the z axis +--- 634917447 +>>634917383 +>it controls better than any 3d platformer to date. +No +--- 634917575 +>>634909828 (OP) +Are you the guy who complained «HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I HAVE TO JUMP INTO THE PAINTING» the other day? Back for more humiliation, you cybermaso? +--- 634917802 +>>634909828 (OP) +your opinion is wrong. it's the best game ever +--- 634917902 +the entire game feels like a fever dream tech demo dont truly feel like a Mario game +--- 634918038 +Shit is painfully mid, it’s only held in high regard because tendies don’t have much other choice. If they could play a real video game like on a PlayStation for example they’d see how garbage it is +--- 634918125 +>>634909828 (OP) +It's the best 3d platformer ever +--- 634918223 +>>634909828 (OP) +>>Mario controls like a boat +To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand boat controls. The control scheme is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the intricacies will go over a typical player's head. There's also Miyamoto's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his character controller - his design philosophy draws heavily from Kabuki literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these controls, to realize that they're not just responsive- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike boat controls truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Mario's existential catchphrase "Bing Bing Wahoo," which itself is a cryptic reference to Nishikado's arcade classic Space Invaders. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Miyamoto-san genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Super Mariol tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. +--- 634919460 +>>634910541 +he's talking about all the signs and billboards that literally nobody ever reads. Like the game doesn't "explain" longjump to you until Hazy Maze Cave. +--- 634919690 +>>634909828 (OP) +Mario 64 is kino +--- 634920713 +>>634919690 +No it's mid +--- 634921225 +>>634917383 +>it has actual real momentum unlike every other cuckold 3d platformer u like OP. all those moves you dont use are central to the game, the acrobatics are what make the game +You literally never need to use them +--- 634921685 +>>634909828 (OP) +>keeps booting you out of the level after every star +>camera is fucking retarded +only legit complaints +--- 634922180 +How were you supposed to know +--- 634922338 +>>634909828 (OP) +>>tons of tutorials everywhere explaining stuff instead of integrating it into the game +They're in the manual. You always read the manual. +--- 634922465 +Played it in 2020 or whenever the unofficial pc port came out, and loved every second of it, replayed multiple times and even learned how to speedrun 16 stars. + +Also OP saying Mario controls like a boat means you never truly understood the movement in the game, therefore I don’t believe you when you say it’s easy. +--- 634922468 +>>634922180 +Trial and error. If you get one wrong you just go back up for air which heals you. Kids don't need to get everything right on the first go. +--- 634922641 +>>634922180 +only takes 9 tries at worst, and you get full health with every correct chest +--- 634922671 +>>634922468 +>be dumb kid +>try to open chest +>get shocked +>"oh it's not that one I should avoid it to not get shocked again" +>you're actually supposed to try again and again in different orders +Terrible game design +--- 634922672 +>>634914738 +Bubsy 3d is better diff --git a/v/634910660.txt b/v/634910660.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bc32eadd8aa1a3b8a20b46da5cc81391008a2565 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634910660.txt @@ -0,0 +1,243 @@ +----- +--- 634910660 +how do we save this franchise? +--- 634911110 +>>634910660 (OP) +More rockin guitar tracks +--- 634911154 +>samurai warrior 4 empires on PC +>stop with fujo shit design + +there, no need to thanks me +--- 634911179 +>>634910660 (OP) +Make it a date sim +--- 634911304 +>>634910660 (OP) +by abandoning the chink history and focusing on japanese history +--- 634911343 +op here after the latest installment i didnt buy the new samurai warriors can anyone confirm was it good??? +--- 634911353 +>>634910660 (OP) +Make the fighting system actually good by copying Sengoku Basara +--- 634911949 +>>634911343 +you mean you didn't buy samurai 5 right? It's alright but lack of weapon variety. + +character design this time despite being a fujofest, i can still find some good design, but no more highly stylized armor it's all "historical fantasy" now( which i think it's not bad, but they can do better). + +story is more focus on Nobunaga and Mitsuhide, it's actually not bad. But it's end at Honnoji so the game is a bit short + +gameplay is still pretty much same, but i find it lacking in game mode. You got Story mode, Free mode and a "Time-based defense" mode( very boring) + +no secret characters, no hidden weapons( that i've discovered). In short: 5/10, it's playable but don't expect anything game changing. I'd recommend you pirate it or wait for sale +--- 634912120 +>>634911949 +im not gonna lie the oda nobunaga reskin or whatever really turned me off of it I liked him as a "evil character rather then a handsome rogue" +--- 634912189 +>>634911304 +God, I really want a new Dynasty Warriors Gundam. +--- 634912268 +>>634912189 +I hoped SD Gundam Battle Battle Alliance would fill the void, but it's just not the same. +--- 634912280 +>>634910660 (OP) +It's like they put all the good shit in their licensed games now. Hyrule Warriors and Pirate Warriors are some of my favorite games period. +--- 634912326 +>>634912189 +only thing left on my list of Japanese franchises that got great releases on PC. +>Ace Combat +>Monster Hunter +>Armored Core +only this is left +--- 634912342 +>>634912280 +Also Dragon Quest Heroes. +--- 634912490 +>>634912120 +i agree with you, but i like what they try here. It's a different approach to portray Nobunaga for sure, but it's work really well with how he was recorded. His aged version is definitely my top 3 favorite Nobunaga design +--- 634912537 +>>634912189 +I still play the past titles on my emulator +Reborn is pretty good like about Orochi tier. +--- 634912610 +>>634912537 +>AC +>DW:Gundam +>EXVS +You're a cool dude. +--- 634912743 +>>634911353 +They tried copying sengoku basara and it turned into DW6. +They just dont have the talent to make a competent action game, so they will up the body count and add more waifus and hasubandos for the otaku market. +--- 634912751 +>>634910660 (OP) +Take all the stage designers out back, beat them with heavy objects and threaten them with immolation if they don't work hard next game. +Then take the character design team out back. They may need to draw, so they shouldn't be beaten, but they should be burned heavily around the legs. Inform them that if a single clone characer makes it into the next entry, the next session will involve a blowtorch and their genitalia. +Finally, take the sound team out back. Pat them on the heads and say good job, you're keeping distinctive style for all the different musou franchises and it's appreciated. Buy them hookers if they want, and an expensive dinner if not. +--- 634912815 +>>634912490 +THIS IS IT +--- 634912874 +>>634912751 +after dynasty warrirors 9 no kidding +--- 634912886 +>>634910660 (OP) +Return to DW4&5 type enemy that don't die in 1 hit, and return destiny mode +--- 634913010 +>>634912886 +I dont mind the enemies dying in one hit as long as the generals are tough and the story is good and the soundtrack is fire. +--- 634913191 +>>634912815 +>jubei, you are my best friend. Now i need you to commit several atrocities around Hiei mountain +--- 634913232 +>>634913010 +>press square once kill 40 enemies + +I will never understand the appeal of this, its like playing a game with cheats that make you unstoppable, sure it can be fun but only for a short while. +--- 634913270 +>>634912886 +>Return to DW4&5 type enemy that don't die in 1 hit +lol enemies were weak as fuck in those games, bring back DW3 enemies with even privates and corporals being aggressive. Now that shit was fun and challenging. DW4 is when they became useless statues +--- 634913332 +>>634913232 +yea back then killing 1000 reward you with max morale all round, now it mean jackshit because you can kill 1000 in 10 min +--- 634913346 +>>634913232 +the peasants don't matter as long as the generals take some skill that's how it should be, +--- 634913402 +>>634913332 +I AM A TRUE WARRIOR OF THE 3 KINGDOMS +--- 634913465 +>>634913346 +They dont matter in recent games, but in the early ones, especially DW2&3 you really cant ignore them even on easy. +They dont have be that brutal but considering that fighting peons is a large part of the game they should try to make it more interesting. +Either that or make a 1v1 fighting game like DW1. +--- 634913492 +Make Oda a cute girl. +--- 634913540 +>>634913492 +isn't there a isekai harem anime with this premise? +--- 634913605 +>>634913465 +I fully remember 2/3 but personally I think the series peaked in 4/5 6 had the best soundtrack but worst gameplay +--- 634913615 +I've only ever played DW3, DW8, and DW9 +I liked the open world for DW9 but it could have been better. There were lots of things that were bad int hat game though, and one that stood out the most is the pathetic Battle of Chibi. +--- 634913637 +>>634912189 +I don't know shit about Gundam but i fucking loved 3. I liked the Unicorn both in how it played and looked, even if the pilot went on about pseudo philosophical shit. I also liked Setsuna because he was angry as fuck for some reason. +--- 634913669 +>>634913540 +There is. +--- 634913671 +>>634913402 +The first time I played Nanman Campaign in 4 my whole army got slaughtered except the commander and I had to sit there with my shitty bodyguards and babysit him until 1000 kills so he could actually kick some ass with his 8 morale stars. It was a nightmare but I enjoyed it. +--- 634913697 +>>634912537 +Always good to see another musou bro. +--- 634913750 +>>634913671 +soul "GREAT KING FLEEE" +--- 634913771 +>>634913232 +i think we can have a compromise with the flag bearer mechanic with some tweaks to satisfy both. + +enemies are just too tanky when they're buffed and will became too weak when flag bearer died. That's too extreme, maybe tweak the morale system a bit, too +--- 634913809 +>>634913671 +also this song will never be beat +https://youtu.be/323feK4tAhA?list=PLiLjrJxEE-t_nsyrdn-FgdQZaR7dBgvg_ [Embed] +--- 634913886 +>>634913669 +I don't beleive you unless you name the title and provide a (ecchi) image from the anime. +--- 634913904 +I'm still mad that 3 Hopes played like shit. Half of the classes felt like shit to play with. +--- 634913916 +>make both enemies and allies more aggressive and powerful +>now it feels like you're in a real battle and not some shitty reenactment where soldiers just stare at each other +--- 634913985 +>>634913916 +this +add a quick save option and implement it into the gameplay where you have to reload until you singlehandedly defeat the entire army. +--- 634914006 +>>634913886 +WHO HAS SLAIN HUA XIONG +I SUN JIAN HAS SLAIN HUA XIONG +--- 634914102 +>>634913671 +yea, nanman battle with shu somewhat hard in 4 like your allies getting buttblasted early, had to rake 1000 kills to finally finished that +--- 634914160 +Character creation, moveset customization so you can feel distinct, better empires mode, copy the capture system from the last One Piece Warriors +--- 634914324 +Downloadable Team Ninja's costumes +--- 634914509 +>>634913886 +The Ambition of Oda Nobuna (織田信奈の野望, Oda Nobuna no Yabō) +Too lazy to grab an image +--- 634914604 +>>634914324 +this but with Naotora from nioh 2 +--- 634914703 +>>634914604 +man girls making a heart shape with their hands over their wombs really works +--- 634914748 +>>634913750 +I love how if you successfully demoralize him in 3 you see him and Zhu Rong added to the ending cutscene +--- 634914947 +>>634914604 +At most, she will just use Naomasa's outfit +--- 634915218 +>>634914748 +https://youtu.be/HCGIZJiZo-U [Embed] +--- 634915687 +>>634915218 +Sadly that's one of the very few original tracks in the game, almost all of them were lifted directly from DW2 +One of the few things I prefer about DW4 is they actually got off their lazy asses and composed new music +--- 634916115 +>>634910660 (OP) +It's very easy but they will never do it. +Go back to DW5 gameplay +--- 634916310 +>>634910660 (OP) +I just want to say that SW2 PC port exists but the lazy retards didn't put it on steam and that's my favourite of the Asian genocide games. +--- 634916350 +Personally, I'd like a Warriors game closer to Kingdom Under Fire (so I guess Kessen 3?) with art direction following the ROTK/Nobunaga's Ambition games'. Not sure what they can do to save Dynasty/Samurai Musou specifically, though. Koei just feels like kind of a cursed company since none of their development divisions seem to know how to build off of a series' previous games. +--- 634916417 +>>634910660 (OP) +Give us DW 2-5 HD collection with the expansion discs included. The series peaked on PS2. +--- 634916490 +>>634916417 +I might actually buy a current gen console if they did that +--- 634917038 +>>634916417 +Samurai Warriors 1& 2 HD as well please, that series also peaked on PS2 +--- 634917804 +>>634910660 (OP) +I want Dynasty Warriors - Spirit of Zhao Yun. +--- 634918171 +>>634914509 +Would recommend. Less ecchi and more action. +--- 634918253 +>>634910660 (OP) +pick franchises that fans have been thirsting about for years, make a musou about it. + +I want a Medievil Musou, put the statues of the Hall of Heroes from first game as playable, and give them a made up moveset. + +From 2 you can add Jack the Ripper, and count Dracula. + +Japan develops it, with heavy marketing for Europe and America +--- 634918385 +>>634913886 +>>634914509 +Still waiting for season 2... +--- 634919670 +Have soldiers attack more but have a dodging mechanic to balance it out a bit. +--- 634920132 +bringing back the CAW from samurai warriors 1 +--- 634920315 +>>634919670 +You can balance it out by having allies attack more as well and just generally be more helpful +--- 634921929 +>>634917804 +That's just regular Dynasty Warriors at this point. diff --git a/v/634910679.txt b/v/634910679.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a30408ebfedca6e68f9781fa5f9259b84e5aa201 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634910679.txt @@ -0,0 +1,160 @@ +----- +--- 634910679 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi9zupYdwho [Embed] +LETS FUCKING GOOOOO! +--- 634910710 +more like Iron Dung +hehehohoheeheeha +--- 634910968 +Mr. Frump... +--- 634911915 +>>634910968 +lefties just can't get the orange out of their heads can they? +--- 634912007 +Whoa! Neat! +--- 634913031 +>>634910679 (OP) +>Markiplier instead of a real actor + +E-celebs ruin everything +--- 634913302 +I just shot a white bitch +--- 634913463 +>>634910679 (OP) +paradox pokemons were a mistake +--- 634914202 +>>634910679 (OP) +Like a full 90 minut movie? With a large crew and a 6 figure budget? + +What would it even be about? Its a 30 minute game with only about 5 minutes of things even happening, the rest is just doing medial tasks to build tension. +There is no universe to set it in ether, the whole point was that everyone was fucking dead. And with the e-celeb in the main role...? + +Idk anon it's probably going to be pretty shit. +--- 634914252 +>>634910679 (OP) +The game was already boring enough. I can't wait to see how bland they can make the film. +--- 634914320 +>>634914202 +https://twitter.com/DUSKdev/status/1649452805818658817 +Feature length w/ theatrical release. +--- 634914562 +>>634910679 (OP) +What's the point? Like of literally any other indie horror game, why the boring submarine one? Did Mark pay $5 for licensing deal or what? +--- 634915701 +Never heard of it +--- 634915802 +fucking sick, hell yeah +--- 634915918 +>>634914562 +>Like of literally any other indie horror game, why the boring submarine one? +It all takes place in one location with one actor, so it's the easiest to make. +--- 634915934 +>>634910679 (OP) +--- 634916058 +>>634915918 +This was also true for fnaf mind you. +--- 634916275 +Should youtubers be allowed to direct and star in theatrical movies based on Indie properties? +--- 634916416 +>>634916275 +How do you propose to stop them? +--- 634916520 +>>634916416 +Same way we've stopped them time and time before. Studios like universal, sony etc, buying up the movie rights and then struggling to make a film for so long that interest fades out. +--- 634916551 +>>634910679 (OP) +>Markiplier +Oh, so it's nothing +>>634911915 +It's a Weird Al song. +--- 634916629 +>>634916275 +>Written, directed and starring him +Is this going to be The Room of vidya movies? +--- 634916712 +>>634916629 +Looking at his previous works, written, directed and starring him? Likely yes. +--- 634916756 +>>634916712 +Now I'm interested. +--- 634916776 +>>634916712 +Previous works? +--- 634916816 +>>634910679 (OP) +That's like making a Backrooms movie. +--- 634916902 +When is Markiplier writing, directing, and starring himself in an FNAF porn flick? +--- 634916903 +>>634916776 +This isn't his first job at "acting" or leading a show. +He's got multiple youtube choose your own adventure stories on his channel, some that were also youtube funded projects. +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Heist_with_Markiplier + +Point is, it's not his first rodeo at this but this looks to be the one time he'll be the actual sole actor in a flick and not bouncing off other e-celeb or "actors" +--- 634916950 +>>634911915 +What? +--- 634917137 +>dunno who markiplier is +>look him up on youtube +>mark's fake gaynigga gameshow voice is more grating than even seth macFarlane's +Fucking kill me if this idiot starts popping up everywhere outside the eceleb cancer-sphere. +--- 634917185 +>>634912007 +Good one + +>>634916816 +They already are with that Kane Pixels kid. Could be good, as long as there is as minimal executive meddling as possible. Oh who am I kidding, Hollywood will screw it up just like Slenderman. +--- 634917198 +>>634917137 +>Dunno who markiplier is. +The only thing you need to know about the guy, is that he's the brother to the guy who made the furry porn comic TwoKinds +--- 634917727 +>>634916903 +Well im glad that he has at least some kind of movie making experience, but at the same time im not very glad because i can look at him and see that he is very clearly not an actor, and it shows. +--- 634917807 +>>634910679 (OP) +dog shit? +--- 634918130 +>>634910679 (OP) +Heckin cool bro +--- 634918517 +Szymanski is the same guy that did Witch hunt and Skinwalker Hunt right? + +bless his soul, wish him success and hope he makes more games +--- 634918626 +>>634910679 (OP) +Never heard of it, is it fun? +--- 634918768 +>>634917137 +Anon he's already one of the biggest guys around if you aren't seeing him now a shitty movie for a shitty game isn't going to change that much +--- 634920838 +>>634917185 +The backrooms by kane is utter shit, the backrooms were ruined before hollywood ever touched it +--- 634921498 +>>634910679 (OP) +i imagine it's going to be like the ao oni movies where they completely change everything from the source material and where noone remembers they exist. +>>634914202 +don't forget it ends on an anticlimatic jumpscare +>>634918626 +no. while the atmosphere and idea are great, and there is a couple awesome spooks, the main gameplay is shittily navigating a blind submarine and the ending is retarded +--- 634921559 +>>634913031 +He also wrote it. +--- 634921648 +>>634913031 +He's probably the only reason this movie is being made, given he wrote it, is starring in it and directing it. Probably also funded it. +--- 634921870 +>>634910679 (OP) +why are you retards even engaging with this thread +--- 634922052 +>>634921870 +To make (you) upset. +--- 634922140 +>>634916275 +why does this guy wanna be an actor so badly? +midlife crisis? +--- 634922513 +>>634910679 (OP) +more like iron dung diff --git a/v/634910961.txt b/v/634910961.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0cc53872372e0dccd354c06fb3e5706ba61e6dc4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634910961.txt @@ -0,0 +1,333 @@ +----- +--- 634910961 +>Charisma Build +--- 634911269 +reminds me of this +--- 634911381 +>>634910961 (OP) +This is undistilled bong cope by the way. +--- 634912726 +>>634911381 +There definitely is a difference when you control the way you carry yourself, present yourself and care for yourself. +True, you might never be beautiful, but radiated misery can be noticed just as the lack of it. +--- 634912897 +>>634910961 (OP) +This is correct and I enjoy making characters that have imperfections, like too big noses or ears that would make even Dumbo blush. +--- 634912943 +This is honestly true. Physiognomy is very real and you can judge a person's character by their face +--- 634912951 +>>634911269 +I can still see the evilness in her face even in the after picture. I don't know if that's your intent with the image. +--- 634912954 +>>634910961 (OP) +Of course there's edge cases like psychopaths or extreme deformities, but this holds true for 99% of people you're likely to ever meet. +--- 634913070 +>>634911381 +There is some truth to it. Just look at old people, the happy and joyful grannies always look lovely even if they might not be pretty anymore because of old age +--- 634913217 +My resting face is 10x more attractive and when I smile it looks fucking weird to me, atleast in the mirror. idk if that's normal and it's hard to tell how other people view me, because I actually look pretty photogenic when photos are taken without my knowledge +--- 634913303 +>>634910961 (OP) +is this the bit that was censored? +--- 634913658 +>>634910961 (OP) +This is literally my mom. + +>Ablooabloo nobody likes me +>I think my daughter hates me, do you hate me son? +>Ever since she got that boyfriend she's so cold to me +>HE IS TO BLAME! He's turning my own daughter against me! + +No mom, the reason why your daughter is tried of your shit is because you go full schizo and assume the worst about people all the time. +--- 634913892 +>Firing no shot in his defence, his troop numbers swelled until they became an army. On 5 March, the nominally royalist 5th Infantry Regiment at Grenoble went over to Napoleon en masse. The next day they were joined by the 7th Infantry Regiment under its colonel, Charles de la Bédoyère, who was executed for treason by the Bourbons after the campaign ended. An anecdote illustrates Napoleon's charisma: when royalist troops were deployed to stop the march of Napoleon's force at Laffrey, near Grenoble, Napoleon stepped out in front of them, ripped open his coat and said "If any of you will shoot his Emperor, here I am." The men joined his cause.[19] +Call it a dump stat one more time +--- 634914059 +>>634913658 +>Daughter +You know the deal, send 'em over. +--- 634915286 +>>634910961 (OP) +You wouldn't believe the amount of retards today who don't understand this image and thought it was just making fun of "people who aren't beautiful" when the whole point was miserable people fucking suck to be around. +--- 634915841 +>>634915286 +>You wouldn't believe the amount of retards today who don't understand this image and thought it was just making fun of "people who aren't beautiful" + +They are right. +--- 634915921 +>>634911269 +Good for her desu +--- 634915926 +>>634915841 +She cheated on his bf though +--- 634915962 +>>634910961 (OP) +Top: Western game with good graphic +Bottom: Japanese game with bad graphic +--- 634916035 +>>634911269 +>Shit posted by a literal who on fucking FACEBOOK +Why should I give a damn +--- 634916093 +Honestly can't imagine thinking like this, all of the attractive people I've ever known have been truly evil and mean. All of my good friends are ugly or at least not conventionally attractive. I think being attractive in fact makes you a worse person because of the halo effect, you don't receive the necessary negative reinforcement on your bad behaviours. +--- 634916108 +>>634911381 +Nah there's truth to it. Not in the "People will wanna fuck you" way of course not, but having inviting body language and giving off positive emotions makes people wanna be around you. +--- 634916191 +>if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. +Masterfully put. Dahl had a real gift for mixing up florid, overwrought language and the kind of plain, crude language that a small child would use and understand. +--- 634916251 +>>634915841 +Those are big words for a fucking roasties whore. +--- 634916304 +>>634913892 +>stand on a rooftop +>shout a bunch of shit +>somehow take over a country +Reddit will say this wasn't charisma. +--- 634916351 +>>634916093 +Spoken like a true uggo. Only attractive people are truly human. The rest are low class cattle stock to support the foundations of society with their hideous bones. They don't have to be pretty to be useful. +--- 634916404 +>>634913070 +This is a really good example actually, the difference between the bitter old people who hate everyone and everything and those that are still willing to appreciate things in life and approach others with kindness is night and day, it really can be visible on people. +--- 634916414 +>>634910961 (OP) +Unironically, being a pleasant person to be around boosts your attractiveness by a significant amount. I’m not entirely sure why, but a 7/10 can feel like a 10/10 if they’re an extremely nice person. It’s like they radiate this glow that’s hard to put your finger on. + +You also get the opposite phenomenon, where extremely attractive people can feel uncanny valley-tier if they’re a soulless and awful person. +--- 634916415 +>>634916351 +I don't know if you're being sarcastic but if not thanks for demonstrating what I said in my post. +--- 634916450 +>>634916093 +Back from HS memories, I knew plenty of less attractive people who were well liked by many people, got invited to many parties and had many friends. +Knowing how to give off those positive vibes does work wonders. +--- 634916458 +Plenty of degenerate psychos are aesthetically good looking +--- 634916469 +>>634916351 +HOLY BASED! +--- 634916556 +Remember anon +"Fake it till you make it" +Fake that happy smile, people will wanna be around you +Then, you will become happy for real +--- 634916634 +>>634916415 +Ugly people are slaves to morality because they would be destroyed for their impudence otherwise. Only attractive people can do what we please and never face conveniences. Also, people that lament being ugly and blame 'bad luck' should probably kill themselves before they reproduce because that's what's causing the ugliness epidemic. But then who would work for us? Hmmm, maybe it's okay for ugly people to reproduce, just don't mention your fugging around normal looking people. +--- 634916684 +>>634916458 +Thank you. :) +--- 634916690 +>>634916634 +based handsome devil +--- 634916728 +>>634913658 +sounds like my grandma +she can't figure out why almost everyone in the family doesn't talk to her anymore when every time you do she just starts ranting about politics randomly and accusing you of being (whichever group CNN is demonizing this week) +--- 634916731 +some people just have a natural talent for getting along with others. back when i worked as an industrial contractor, one of our guys was about five feet tall, had flat feet and was illiterate. but, he was the guy you'd send out handing over documents and stuff, because he was the kind of guy who'd meet someone and five minutes later people would be showing him pictures of their kids and talking about their project cars and stuff, and so we'd get a few weeks' work out of them later. i've always envied people like that +--- 634916747 +>>634916634 +Stop larping, Quasimodo +--- 634916849 +>>634916728 +Same but opposite spectrum from my granpuh. He hates everything and everyone because they might be trans or j00wish antifa or whatever bogeyman is cooked up by the media. +--- 634916892 +>>634916634 +I elect this one as tribute for the first round of sacrifices. Let the uggening begin! +--- 634917158 +>>634911381 +Post your mug face and prove it wrong. +--- 634917226 +>>634911381 +Sadboy +--- 634917239 +>>634916728 +>>634916849 +Have fun being abused by the staff when your ungrateful spawn shoves you off to a retirement home. +--- 634917424 +>>634911381 +Ah yes, the British people widely known for their jovial attitudes and certainly not for being stuck-up sourpusses. +--- 634917461 +always, always max charisma. It is the only thing humans care about in the end. How fun are you? How energetic are you? How adventurous are you? These are the things that humans like. +--- 634917626 +>>634917239 +Elaborate +--- 634917930 +>>634917424 +The common man in Angleland is a flat capped, portly, jolly old fellow. Good chap. + +Adjust your perception accordingly. +--- 634917996 +top is when you hold the n word in, bottom is when you let it out. +--- 634918018 +>>634917626 +Be nice and care for your elders, no matter how stuck they are in their way or opinions. +One day it will be you in their position. +--- 634918024 +>>634917461 +>How fun are you? How energetic are you? How adventurous are you? +not at all, yet people still like me for some reason +--- 634918512 +>>634916728 +>yes, I'm a white Protestant heterosexual man +>yes, I'm a conqueror. +>yes, I'm not a victim and I do not want to be one +>yes, me and my white Protestant wife are planning to have even more children, hopefully getting to at least 9 +>yes, we want to be a new nation that shall spread over the Earth and reforge it to suit our purposes +>no, we don't care about starving Africans +>no, we don't care about there not being enough resources to go around; we will ensure there are enough resources for us and thats it +>no, we don't care about other cultures or beliefs +>no, we don't feel guilty +>yes, your white Protestant father is smiling down on me from heaven, and we will feast him and our nine plus children when our bodies pass from this plane, and no, none of us will miss you +--- 634918703 +>>634912951 +Like many Trans activists, being constantly rejected by desirable partners erodes their convictions. Now that she's overtly female, she can fuck like a normal person again. +--- 634918813 +don't google prison plastic surgery +--- 634918814 +>>634918018 +Or just don't become a fucking faggot in your later years. +--- 634919238 +>>634910961 (OP) +>>634912726 +It's definitely not all bullshit. + +You can tell when someone looks jolly. When they are content with their lives and wish other people well. However you can also tell when someone is miserable with their lives and consumed by thoughts of inadequacy and hatred. +--- 634919415 +>>634915841 +This is an argument for self-grooming that sounds critical to grind the readers insecurities in a "don't you know better" sort of way. It ain't saying you have to be beautiful. +--- 634919606 +>>634915286 +trannies dont understand anything in regards to being happy with your body +--- 634919724 +>>634911381 +He's kind of right in that some of it is attitude. Yet I've never seen a British persion who isn't hideous either so Dahl's theory is hard to put into practise. +--- 634919759 +>>634918813 +just did it and there's mustard gas coming out of my PC +--- 634919870 +Anecdotal but most of the very attractive people I know are also very good people, and some of the ugliest mfs I've met are some of the scummiest shitheads I've known. +When I look at the internet there's no shortage of shitty attractive people though, mostly women. +--- 634919939 +>>634913658 +>>634916728 +I wish I had somebody that were able to tell me why everyone hates and avoids me. I do know that I'm an annoying toxic piece of human shit filled with nothing with negativity but I still do find it interesting how people tend to avoid me even before I open my mouth. Or maybe it's because I'm already in my mid 30s. +--- 634920065 +>>634911269 +all I see is immaturity and a lack of awareness of what you personally want as opposed to what you're influenced into wanting externally. +--- 634920085 +>>634910961 (OP) +how should this correlate to incel pills, "nice guys" and etc? +male charisma is something that i can't comprehend +--- 634920148 +>>634919939 +>I wish I had somebody that were able to tell me why everyone hates and avoids me. I do know that I'm an annoying toxic piece of human shit filled with nothing with negativity but I still do find it interesting how people tend to avoid me even before I open my mouth. Or maybe it's because I'm already in my mid 30s. +That has more to do with social media trends making people more antisocial in general. +Also add in that most 30-somethings are either busy or so fucking burnt out and jaded by their hopeless lives that they don't even give any sort of a shit to speak to anyone they don't already know unless it's a "sup" on the way into work. +--- 634920247 +>>634920085 +The positives or deficits to make up in that would be action, ability and agency with pride and confidence being ends, not means. +--- 634920281 +>>634919870 +It could also be, anon that you don't perceive the ugly people in your lives who are actually ugly as ugly because their style and positivity presents them in a way that makes you gloss over it. +--- 634920391 +>>634916634 +Let me guess, your grandmother called you handsome and now you think you're some 10/10 alpha male? Time to stop LARPing, friend. +--- 634920595 +>>634920085 +Self-identifying incels are genuinely terrible people and their rotten personalities influence their physical appearance. They aren't ugly because their facial symmetry is a bit off or because they lack a strong jawline or whatever else they obsess over, they are ugly because they are filled with hatred, frustration, judgemental thoughts and it translates into their body language which people then pick up on. +--- 634920754 +>>634918024 +in the end humans want love you prob give that to them so they like you. Love and energy, charisma +--- 634920814 +>>634917424 +The foreign stereotypes of Brits are based on the upwardly mobile middle class and nobility that administered the Empire and her colonies. +If your perception of Brits is "stuck up sourpusses" there is a 90% chance that they conquered and governed you, or outright created your nation. + +Sort of like why blacks think "white people food" is bland, unseasoned, unpalatable plain meat + overcooked-from-frozen veg: they think of school meals and prison food as "white people food" and assume we all eat that at home. +--- 634920820 +>>634920595 +no theyre just ugly and get bitter about it +--- 634920860 +>>634910961 (OP) +This is true but people who are not attractive are scarred by how people treat them. +--- 634920943 +>>634920391 +he might actually be really handsome for all you know, m8. +--- 634920978 +>>634920820 +They're unattractive in most cases but the uglyness that Dahl speaks of in OPs pic comes from within. +--- 634920992 +>>634920391 +Actually it was both my grandmothers and also my mom and my aunt. +--- 634921248 +>>634910961 (OP) +All the drawings are pretty horrifying but hes right +--- 634921279 +The truth is attractive people already have value. Unattractive people have to be competent or virtuous to have the same amount of value and if they're shitty misanthropic freaks on top of looking like dogshit then they're literally oxygen thieves. +Attractive doesn't just mean physical looks either, a lot of people never had to train themselves to talk to the other sex or to be a fun person to be around, much more never had to hear "just be confident" since they already were. +--- 634921483 +>>634921279 +Life is a feedback loop, naturally attractive and talented people are more likely to be in a good feedback loop. That doesn't mean people who get off to a bad start can't (and shouldn't try to) improve their lot in life, even if life isn't fair. +--- 634921515 +>>634920943 +t. anon's aunt +--- 634921537 +>>634918018 +you know, people don't automatically become faggots when they get older, they were probably faggots back then as well. If your grandpa is an asshole who makes you miserable and you distance yourself from him, your children and their children won't do that unless you're a cunt as well. Treat them and they'll treat you well back. It's not rocket science, people don't like cunts (unless the cuntiness is caused by some disease like alzheimers) +--- 634921795 +>>634920281 +Not him but this is definitely it for me, but I'm an autist and don't really pay attention to peoples faces in general. +--- 634921846 +>>634920814 +The stereotype of brits is that they're all common as muck. My aunts are british and they all legit look like horses. +--- 634921854 +If anything women should be beaten +--- 634921871 +>>634918018 +You should be nice to older people if they are nice, decent people in return. Being old is not carte blanche to act like an idiot, if anything they should have learned better by then. +--- 634922056 +>>634912726 +>pic +Fucking kek I new to catch up with Dungeon Meshi +--- 634922226 +>>634918018 +In that case I should treat the generation after me better than theirs did ours. These bitter fags are going to die soon, their opinion doesn't mean shit. +--- 634922228 +>>634910961 (OP) +Poll: +Are you nicer to people in games than you are in real life? +Do you do "side quests" for people in real life? +--- 634922263 +>>634911381 +You're a demon posessed stupid fucking athiest faggot, just fucking absolutely empty. There are people like pic related who are ugly as fuck with hearts of gold who's inner beauty is tremendous that you it proves god must exist. +--- 634922341 +>>634911269 +She arguably looks more evil now +--- 634922403 +>>634922341 +The psyop has damaged you +--- 634922437 +I smile at people because I want them to smile too +I like to think it helps brighten someone's day +--- 634922482 +>>634911269 +>>634922341 +I think it's a "I fucked up, but I'm still the kind of person hat needs to project satisfaction" sorta look. +--- 634922487 +I don't smile because I have such low self esteem I feel like it would make me seem creepy(er) +--- 634922571 +>>634911381 +Wow, Britishers did not like this post +--- 634922610 +>>634922437 +Based + +People dont smile nearly enough these days +--- 634922631 +>>634922571 +>Britisher +poo goes in the loo, not on the street diff --git a/v/634911314.txt b/v/634911314.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f7865a0525eb2e0ed9e47854b28ed2ef9d19ac55 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634911314.txt @@ -0,0 +1,244 @@ +----- +--- 634911314 +>april 24th 2023 +>zero games this year +--- 634911376 +>>634911314 (OP) +u from the future nigga? +--- 634912558 +I love cereal so much /v/ros... +--- 634913352 +>>634912558 +Based. I just had some shredded wheat. +--- 634913396 +Just like the PS5 LMAO +--- 634913427 +>>634911314 (OP) +Hogwarts, Pizza Tower, have you even played them? +--- 634913842 +>>634911314 (OP) +I have alot this year. Must suck to be depressed anon. +>New games/sequels +Zelda, Hogwarts, Pikmin, Starfield Atomic Hearts, Baldur's Gate, Stalker, Fire Emblem, Pizza Tower, Like a Dragon, Trails, Darkest Dungeon, Final Fantasy, Armored Core, Alan Wake, Disgaea, Hollow Knight, Street Fighter, Mortasl Kombat, Eiyuden Chronicles, +>Remakes/Remasters +RE4,SH2, Dead Space, System Shock, Advance Wars, Suikoden +--- 634915162 +>>634911314 (OP) +Videogames became shit. People became too content whith shitty remakes. Developers have not improved or innovated mechanics or made any new concepts at least for a decade except few games. Instead they make the same game with new coat of paint. Boardgames now are more innovative than videogames that are made these days. + +I'm doing other stuff these days. Only game that had sparked my interest recently was darker and darker. Last time I was so immersed in videogames when I first time played oblivion. Okay maybe the experiences are not comparable, but you get what I am saying. +--- 634915973 +Only Bravely Default this year. Played some Monster Hunter but didn't finish. Playing Yakuza 7 now. +Between waging, waning interest in vidya and a move to other hobbies like reading the amount I play has taken a big hit. +--- 634916553 +sounds like a pc fag issue to me LOL +--- 634916686 +>>634913427 +pizza tower is as obnoxious as the faggots that play it +--- 634916746 +>>634911314 (OP) +skill issue +--- 634916775 +>>634916553 +I can't even think of one console game worth playing in this generation let alone this year +--- 634916794 +>>634916553 +PC has had shitloads of games since 01/01/2023, many of them even good +--- 634916907 +>>634911314 (OP) +I feel ya faggot. +I just replay good old vidya. +--- 634917073 +>>634911314 (OP) +Yes its so funny and ironic the year 2023 that was supossed to be the good year after covid its just remakes , rehashes n shiet +--- 634917346 +>>634913842 +<Zelda new game and hogwarts that is just a warner bross goyslop replacing the counterattack for a maguc shield abd ranged combat with laughable magic gear storage and no magic school rp just the average chosen one skipping class and searching ancient shiet +--- 634919612 +>>634911314 (OP) +What kind of games are you waiting for? +--- 634920025 +>>634911314 (OP) +Hogwarts Legacy was fun +RE4 +Fire Emblem Engage +Demons Roots +Metroid Prime Remastered +Dead Space +--- 634920417 +I'm putting all the games by year to play emulation and want to know what do you all think was the "Year gaming died"? +--- 634920497 +>>634920417 +2014. Shit's been fucked since then. +--- 634920541 +>>634920497 +Witcher 3? +--- 634920656 +>>634920541 +Was already far in development before gamergate and the censorship of games +--- 634920690 +The Honkai Star Rail will be released on April 26 for PC, PlayStation 4 and 5, iOS, and Android devices. +--- 634920730 +>>634911314 (OP) +hi fi rush +coffin of andy and leyley +i otherwise emulate old games +--- 634920731 +>>634920656 +Still came out in 2015 +--- 634920801 +>>634917073 +>covid +That was always just an excuse +--- 634920829 +>>634920731 +You're too young to understand. +--- 634921007 +>>634920829 +anon, literally said he was organizing by year +--- 634921075 +Just play one of the hundreds of games from your library and backlog. You aren't some kinda underageb& who only plays the newest AAA shit, right? +--- 634921140 +>april 24th +>still unemployed +God is laughing at me +--- 634921148 +>>634911314 (OP) +I'm tripping over games this year what do you mean? +--- 634921201 +>>634916775 +I can't remember the last time a PC game was released, it's all console ports these days +--- 634921218 +At least Silksong will be out this year… right? +--- 634921246 +>>634911314 (OP) +>redditjak +go back +--- 634921292 +>>634921007 +Maybe you're too dumb to understand. +He's clearly a zoomer that's downloaded popular games to emulate and organized them by year. +--- 634921295 +>>634911314 (OP) +>Dead ....uh.... that space zombie game on the Xbox 360 Remake +>Hogwarts +>Pizza tranny game +>the rhythm game with a robot cat +>Resident Evil 4 Remake +Plenty of good games and we aren't even halfway through the year +--- 634921314 +I played a buncha fun games this year. +--- 634921368 +>>634921292 +--- 634921403 +>>634921368 +>being able to read is considered autism now +--- 634921471 +You're both retards and your disagreement stems from the "Witcher 3?" post not providing enough context about what was being asked +--- 634921581 +>>634921314 +No you didn't! +--- 634921635 +>>634921314 +shut up +--- 634921651 +>>634920801 +I know anon right after yoshitpiss mmo team current patches syre worse than Shadowniggers +--- 634921658 +>>634921581 +Yes I did. I played Kingdom Come and Dragon Quest 11 and Geneforge +--- 634921668 +>>634921140 +git gud +--- 634921691 +Think one anon said one argument was invalid cause 1 single game came out in 2015 and now anon who first asked the question will have to include all games from 2015. +--- 634921723 +>>634921651 +I dunno Barry, I've never played an MMO in my life +--- 634921783 +>>634920417 +2013 +--- 634921813 +>>634921723 +Being so rent free that when i copypaste a good name to shit on yoship im the ffxv guy +--- 634921842 +>>634911314 (OP) +Sounds like a (You) problem, I played five 2023 games already and all were fun +--- 634921876 +>>634921813 +You had to copypaste it? Are you incapable of typing out yoshitpiss yourself? +And you're the one who brought up some shitty MMO out of nowhere, Mr. Rent Free +I don't even know what "mmo team current patches syre worse than Shadowniggers" means, looks like gobbledygook to me +--- 634921946 +>>634913842 +don't forget Fear & Hunger: Termina. literally one of the best RPGs of all time (though still incomparable to the first game) +--- 634922057 +>>634921658 +You want that (You) so bad so here. +--- 634922062 +>>634913427 +Tranny game and shilled meme indie garbage + +Anything else? +--- 634922092 +>>634911314 (OP) +>2023 +>I still haven finished elden ring +--- 634922106 +>>634922062 +Tranny game that trannies hate. +--- 634922126 +>>634922057 +>noooooooo you're only allowed to play current year games! +zoom zoom +--- 634922131 +>>634922092 +Uh, what the fuck have you been doing? +--- 634922165 +>>634922126 +The thread is about games that came out this year, you dumb dumb. +--- 634922173 +>>634913427 +both garbage +--- 634922176 +>>634922092 +Just rush to the end anon, there's a few really fun mainline bosses there. No one's forcing you to do every catacomb +--- 634922224 +>>634922165 +And he said >>634921314 +>I played a buncha fun games this year. +Sorry that you're unable to read. Keep waiting for the next AAA garbage to come around so you can actually play vidya then, makes no nevermind to me +--- 634922261 +>>634922092 +i have 10 builds and never finished it either +the game is just that much of a slog past leyndell +--- 634922276 +>>634911314 (OP) +>april +>zero PS5 games this year +--- 634922312 +>>634922224 +You have to cope this hard by playing old games and thinking gaming is okay. +--- 634922375 +>>634922312 +>muh gaming is dead +Yeah zoomers have been repeating that for years now. Guess it's just them growing up and realizing that AAA is shit, but being too retarded to play anything else +I'll just buy 2 dozen more indie and AA games on sale this year, keep seething +--- 634922382 +>>634911314 (OP) +Shouldn't have bought a ps5 +--- 634922495 +>>634922382 +Cant wait the slim version and pro +--- 634922532 +>>634922495 +To play no games even better? +--- 634922586 +>>634922092 +Dont worry dlc wont be out until fall this year or near summer end +--- 634922645 +>>634922532 +Exactly +--- 634922716 +>>634911314 (OP) +I should really just force myself to play/watch/read things. I like doing all this stuff but crippling ADHD makes starting and sticking to things really hard, have like 20 games I played this and last year that I have not finished despite really enjoying them. diff --git a/v/634911339.txt b/v/634911339.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7470eedb36dcc4f21441e9550bf754f281514460 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634911339.txt @@ -0,0 +1,71 @@ +----- +--- 634911339 +god damn cheeseburger apocalypse +--- 634911434 +>>634911339 (OP) +--- 634911446 +KIDDIELAND +--- 634911726 +cooooooach +--- 634911995 +niiiiiick +i'm hungry +--- 634913986 +Maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate.. +--- 634914038 +>>634911446 +Do I look like some sort of queer to you? +--- 634914837 +Where am I getting dragged off to? Help! +--- 634915791 +>>634914837 +BOOMAH BILE HERE +--- 634916565 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw-jSymE76o [Embed] +--- 634916806 +grabbing heroin! +>whoops, I mean adrenaline! +--- 634917469 +>>634914837 +fuck i had all the images saved before my system died. mind reposting them anon. +--- 634919426 +>>634917469 +I have this image and one with a charger, lemme just find. +--- 634919592 +>>634917469 +special delivery +--- 634919623 +>>634917469 +--- 634919662 +>>634917469 +--- 634919986 +>>634919623 +>jockey on my b -ACK +--- 634920096 +>>634914837 +>>634919426 +>>634919592 +>>634919623 +>>634919662 +>>634919792 +>>634919853 +kek, more please! +--- 634920178 +>>634920096 +>kek, more please! +--- 634920232 +i started playing b4b this week +--- 634920382 +alright, I'm out +--- 634920846 +>>634920096 +>Piiils here! +--- 634921184 +>>634920096 +Last one. +--- 634921262 +>>634919853 +lmao +--- 634921921 +>>634921752 +This isn't left 4 dead. diff --git a/v/634911586.txt b/v/634911586.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..275f1dcb5a4374bf1cbfb5573153e5bf4a89a0ba --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634911586.txt @@ -0,0 +1,70 @@ +----- +--- 634911689 +>>634911586 (OP) +Emulated Super Mario Odyssey +--- 634911774 +>>634911689 +/thread +--- 634911813 +>>634911689 +I completed it twice +I've emulated it too +--- 634912968 +>>634911586 (OP) +Balan Wonderworld +--- 634913497 +>>634911586 (OP) +A Hat in Time +--- 634915270 +>>634913497 +Looks good +Thanks +--- 634916680 +>>634911586 (OP) +Sackboy, and its actually better than Odyssey +--- 634918146 +>>634911586 (OP) +Jak and daxter on PC +--- 634918210 +>>634913497 +while fun its more a adventure game with platforming. +>Demon Turf, Spark, Super Lucky Tale +look like fun, didn't play any of them though + +Jump and Run doesn't even exist as a genre on Steam. +inb4 3d platforming +tons of games in that category don't even have a jump button +--- 634919064 +Mario odyssey on pc. +--- 634919679 +>>634919064 +How to emulate on deck +--- 634919963 +>>634911689 +fpbp +--- 634920013 +>>634911586 (OP) +Sonic GT +--- 634920021 +>>634911689 +But wont you get sued by N +--- 634920048 +>>634919679 +install yuzu +plenty of videos with recommended settings out there +--- 634920112 +>>634920021 +no. +--- 634920441 +>BING BING WAHOO +Realistically there would be homeless and crazy people pissing and shitting on the street, young men in nice suits looking stressed and powerwaking catch a train or a bus, literal 10/10 university cuties who travel four continents in spring break like it's nothing, a director and his manager workwife walking to lunch (with the little coordinator who wants to be like them), tradesmen dirty with grime and soil having a cigarette from unwashed fingers, tourists trying to find the fucking subway entrance, "Downtown ambassadors" on their bikes ushering tramps off of the waterfront and up to 3rd Avenue where they belong, raped girl wandering aimlessly with no shoes like in "Come and See". +--- 634922302 +>>634911689 +fpbp +--- 634922392 +>>634911689 +fpbp +Mods, please close the thread +--- 634922414 +>>634920441 +pauline already eliminated all the undesirables. diff --git a/v/634911598.txt b/v/634911598.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..901a1892681ca1ad9c198e8f0575179365cdc3c3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634911598.txt @@ -0,0 +1,184 @@ +----- +--- 634911598 +>there's not a single good One Piece game +--- 634911735 +wrong +--- 634911942 +>>634911598 (OP) +Whats wrong with Pirate Warriors series? +--- 634912834 +>>634911942 +Musou +--- 634913982 +They're all shitty warriors games, arena fighters or JRPGs. And every single one of them just recycles Alabasta, Enis Lobby, Marineford and Dressrosa (or Wano now). +--- 634914174 +Lmao ur asshole ran out of rounds +--- 634914279 +Now ur sluts will be hide trade +--- 634914907 +There isn't a single good one piece manga or anime either +--- 634914919 +>>634912834 +Filtered. 4 is great and 3 is Peak musou +--- 634915109 +>>634914919 +i don't like musou, they are boring +--- 634915463 +>>634911598 (OP) +Shitty vidya from shitty sauce. +--- 634915576 +You get what you fucking deserve. +--- 634915653 +>>634915463 +It's not Nardo or Dragonball, tho +--- 634915735 +>>634911942 +>>634912834 +>>634914919 +4 is ok, 3 would have been better if the PC version wasn't a port of the PSP version +I don't want to have to mod my game just to bring back basic functionality +--- 634915739 +I wish we could just get to make an oc and go on new islands, exploring and having fun. +Or, fuck it, I'd take being in Luffy's crew, but I want to make a new character instead of being stuck playing Luffy all the goddamn time. +--- 634916173 +>>634911598 (OP) +Unlimited World 1 and 2 are great +--- 634917702 +>>634915735 +Well, i didn't play it on PC, so yay me +--- 634917738 +>Chosen Piece +--- 634917754 +>>634914919 +I know nami's tits are big, were they always that big? +--- 634917893 +>>634917754 +Yeah, all girls do, it's great +--- 634917998 +>>634915735 +3 wasn't on the PSP. +--- 634918246 +Also, before this thread died, i'd like to say that the costume selection in 4 is pitiful. Not as fanservicey as 3, and it lacks a bunch of shit, like half the crew's pre-time skip's playable models +--- 634918434 +>>634917998 +I'm sorry +The PSP Vita +To make use of its limited hardware the graphics, effects and total number of spawned enemies at once was drastic go down +Because of this some of the kill challenges are nearly impossible +--- 634918516 +>>634918246 +4 lacks everything +>most of the arcs were cut +>most of the playable cast was cut, including the pre-timeskip Straw Hats +>cut costumes +>some characters are locked behind DLC +>a fucking skill tree instead of a traditional leveling system +I understand making new assets and all to make the game run on the DW9 engine, but cutting and changing everything will never not be one of my biggest criticisms regarding 4. +--- 634918540 +>>634917754 +You're right, the tits got bigger. I don't have the image, but people have compared Nami/Robin/every female character Oda draws over the years. The tits more than doubled in size. +--- 634918749 +>>634918516 +The customizable skills were cool, snd indid buy the DLC, and the characters are fun, but yeah, it feels inferior to 3 in many aspects, also, it doesn't have Perona in it in any way or form, so it's extra shit in that regard +--- 634919160 +I just want a One Piece game that plays like Tactics Ogre Reborn. Pre time skip would've been perfect with TO combat since that was back when straw hats fought as a team with The Monster Trio as the frontline 3 attackers, Robin would play like a Rune Valkyrie who mostly supports but can fight when needed, Nami is the pure offensive mage, Usopp would either be the archer or tank since he's the crew's meat shield punching bag. Chopper would be the pure cleric white mage. +--- 634920240 +Robins. +--- 634920585 +The best One Piece game can only be something similar to 7th stand user. Made by a fan for the fans. Companies will just surf on what' popular at the moment and do some soulless cashgrab like they always do when it comes to mangas and animes. Most of the time, title sells enough, they don't need to make good games. +--- 634920618 +>>634920240 +Wish BAMCO weren't such fags and used her Dressrosa outfit more +--- 634920692 +>>634920618 +They finally had a fine costume system and did nothing with it except for the pre-TS outfits as preorder bonus. Absolute retards. +--- 634920883 +only one piece game i played was pic related on the ps2 when i was a kid. i never got to unlock the secret charcters +--- 634920973 +>>634913982 +>JRPGs +name one. +--- 634921053 +>>634920973 +One literally came out a few months ago, One Piece Odyssey. +--- 634921115 +>He never played Chopper's Big Adventure +--- 634921126 +>>634921053 +alright thanks +--- 634921156 +>>634920692 +They don't even use the good ones. +>no Enies Lobby Nami +>no Thriller Bark Robin +>not even bikini outfits +It pains me that fucking Burning Blood had more thought to that +Shit's gay as fuck +--- 634921204 +>>634913982 +Fuck you, Pirate Warriors 3 is a legit good (an the only good OP game IMO) game. + +you're right with the others tho. +--- 634921302 +gigant battle is decent fun +--- 634921303 +>>634914919 +Peak musou is something like P5S or AoC, PW3 is amazing but pales in compairson to other musou. +--- 634921380 +Endgame right there, brothers. +--- 634921414 +>>634921303 +Haven't played Strikers yet, AoC is kino, tho, but PW3 is still as good as it gets with basic Warriors mechanics +--- 634921416 +>>634921380 +fuck off to /a/, OP threads are shit becase of you. +--- 634921461 +>>634921156 +They didn't even put the alternate outfits in that the Straw Hats actually use for the arcs that are in game like Alabasta. +At least, they had the decency to give us Enies Lobby Robin but shit is the bare minimum. +--- 634921602 +How long would it take to catch up to the current arc? +--- 634921674 +>>634921602 +from the beggining? + +Anime: like 4 or 6 months of straight up watching that + +Manga: 2 months to not speedread. +--- 634921709 +yeah Odyssey isn't bad +it's like a jrpg from 20 years ago +the art style is quite nice +it's a bit full of filler and time wastey and repetitive; zoomers would hate it +--- 634921716 +>>634921461 +Man, i wish they kept the cloth breaking mechanic + +>>634921602 +Manga or anime? +--- 634921739 +>>634921674 +oof, I remember the last time I decided to re-read One Piece +Took over a month to get to current content and my brain was full of fuck +--- 634921812 +>>634921716 +>Man, i wish they kept the cloth breaking mechanic +Same. I saw that Street Fighter presentation this week and when they mentioned battle damage toclothes, my brain immediately wired back to Burning Blood and Nami fighting half-naked. +--- 634922036 +>>634921709 +I'm not a Zoomer and I have grown to hate the repetitive and time wasting nature of most of turn based JRPGs, they don't respect your time. + +the thing is that some are good and can get away with it (like Octopath), this game is low effort and can't. +--- 634922047 +>>634921812 +And it's not like BAMCO abandonned that idea, cuz Soul Calibur was and still is a thing +--- 634922170 +>>634917893 +How big will they be by the end of the series +--- 634922284 +>>634922170 +That's as big as they get. Nami is 20 and Robin 30. Robin's are kinda bigger, so she could be the top +--- 634922334 +There's not a single piece of good One Piece media either +--- 634922646 +Are there any games other than PW3 that attempt to cover every arc? It's a shame that East Blue and Skypiea are always cut. diff --git a/v/634911605.txt b/v/634911605.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3a0b733c50f2de2ebc39123065387309984e2d1a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634911605.txt @@ -0,0 +1,226 @@ +----- +--- 634911605 +Are there any games that actually do shotguns right? +--- 634911670 +>>634911605 (OP) +Rising Storm 2: Vietnam +--- 634911674 +>>634911605 (OP) +rising storm 2 +--- 634911736 +>>634911605 (OP) +in tarkov you can die from a single pellet hitting you in the eye from 50 meters away. on the upside, you can also kill like that so it's cool +--- 634911834 +HL2's shotgun is very accurate. +Borderlands (the first one) had exquisite shotguns in every flavour. +FEAR's shotgun sounds and works brilliantly. +--- 634911923 +>>634911834 +FEAR's shotgun is also extemely inaccurate you might as well use it as a melee weapon. +--- 634911961 +>>634911605 (OP) +Realism isn't fun +--- 634911989 +>>634911605 (OP) +Doom 3 +--- 634912014 +>>634911961 +blow it out your ass +--- 634912059 +TheHunter: Call of the Wild +Cabella's Big Game Hunter: Pro Hunts +--- 634912148 +Call of Juarez: The Cartel +--- 634912242 +>>634911961 +shitty vidya shotguns aren't fun +--- 634912279 +>Are there any games that actually do shotguns right? + + +Not many because if they did it right shotguns would BTFO everything else up to like 80 meters. +--- 634912296 +Doom +--- 634912298 +>>634911605 (OP) +RE4R (only 2 of them) +--- 634912316 +>>634911923 +as long as it does damage on par with an endgame weapon thats fair +--- 634912484 +>>634911670 +>>634911674 +RS2mind +--- 634912485 +>>634911605 (OP) +What is it with your obsession with shotguns, faggot? Stop posting this shit. +--- 634912506 +It doesn't make sense from a game balance perspective +Shotguns are meant to force you to get up close and reward that with strong damage + +If you make them realistic, they just become identical to every other weapon, which is boring +--- 634912509 +>>634912279 +That’s why you add realistic friendly fire lol +--- 634912520 +>>634911605 (OP) +MGSV strangely enough +--- 634912746 +I like how Payday 2 did it, where every individual pellet does full the damage of the weapon. There is no difference between hitting a target with one pellet or all of them, so the optimal thing to do is use weapon mods that lower accuracy a bit so there's a bigger spread to kill multiple cops at once. +--- 634912778 +Complaining about shotgun spread in videogames is fucking asinine. +Why not complain that characters don't drop to the ground incapacitated and dying after being hit by a single round of literally any firearm? It's just as unrealistic, and if you're going to fuck up your game balance for one you may as well fuck it up with the other. + +Just go play ARMA. +--- 634912971 +>>634911605 (OP) +I don't know any games where "pellets change angle a lot" +It is true the spread is wider than in real life, and so is the energy falloff. +--- 634913146 +>>634911605 (OP) +E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy. +Excellent until the enemies start getting armor and shields. +--- 634913181 +Depezator is the greatest shotgun +--- 634915754 +>>634911605 (OP) +stalker anomaly +doom mods +EFT +--- 634917374 +>>634912509 +>add something that isn't fun to the game +>it creates imbalance +>add something else that isn't fun to restore balance +Players will abuse it anyway. There's a reason FF isn't a thing in the most popular shooters nowadays. +--- 634918678 +>>634911605 (OP) +Is a shotgun the ultimate gun? +>very versatile thanks to its ammunition +>use shot for short range +>use slugs for long range +>high stopping power and damage +>multiple barrels for extra dakka +--- 634918764 +>>634911605 (OP) +Arma 3 obviously +--- 634918781 +for such a "realistic" "grounded" game the shotgun in the last of us sure is awful +--- 634918787 +>>634911605 (OP) +MW2 Model 1887 and that's why it got nerfed so hard +--- 634918858 +>>634911605 (OP) +Considering every FPS has at least 80% of its engagements/matchups at ranges perfect for shotguns, it would automatically be the OP firearm type across every FPS if they were depicted right +--- 634918949 +>>634911605 (OP) +>20 meters +awfully generous of this chart, usually shotguns feel like they have range of a melee weapon +--- 634918990 +>>634912778 +They pretty well do that in rising storm 2, a light graze with small calibers can be patched up once but you will die in one hit far more often that you die in 2 hits and it's plenty fun +--- 634919070 +>>634918678 +Yes, hence why videogames have to massively nerf them otherwise you'd never use anything else. +--- 634919226 +>>634918858 +Shame it already is the most OP firearm across every FPS +--- 634919291 +games don't do shotguns accurately because your typical engagement ranges aren't 300 meters they're 15 meters +--- 634919352 +>>634912778 +>Just go play ARMA. +Arma sucks ass tho, you're hit by an rpg, some rando walks up to you and molest you and seconds later you're as good as new +--- 634919365 +>>634911605 (OP) +R6: Rogue Spear. +I remember being a wee lad and discovering you could change ammo-type. Slug turned the auto-shotgun into an auto-sniper. +--- 634919493 +>>634911605 (OP) +Halo shotguns suffer from this greatly +--- 634919563 +>>634919365 +Come to think of it, it might've been Raven Shield instead. +--- 634919698 +If shotguns are so good irl why don't militaries and police use them more? You usually see people with pistols and ARs respond to school shooters and the like +--- 634919850 +>>634911605 (OP) +--- 634919865 +>>634919698 +Because they make a mess +--- 634919886 +>>634919698 +irl militaries don't get into shoot-outs at 50m. Infantry take pot shots at each other at the extreme range of their weapons (300m or more) until one side gets air/artillery support and smashes the enemy. +--- 634919983 +>>634911605 (OP) +tomb raider. the ps1 titles at least +--- 634921107 +>>634911605 (OP) +Phantom Forces +--- 634921150 +>>634911834 +>>634912279 +The goldsource games (or whatever the fucking engine for HL1 is) has shotguns as basically best-in-slot for most of the game. + +Anyone who plays/played Sven Coop knows no one uses the SMG over the shotgun. + +CS before 1.6 had true(r)-to-life shotguns where the spread was like OP's image, but then everyone was just using shotguns instead of any of the other weapons. +They were nerfed to what they are today, and pretty much every game since has copied their take on it. +--- 634921276 +>>634917374 +>CS:GO and Rainbow Six Siege are not popular shooters +--- 634921309 +bad company 2 +--- 634921351 +>>634911670 +>>634911674 +/thread +--- 634921425 +>>634919698 +Because they are - unironically - illegal. + +The US used shotguns in the first World War and basically rolled the Germans in every instance once they zerged into their trenches. + +Germany complained during the war about how shotguns were unfair because the force of the blast plus the pellets that were left in caused unnecessary damage to their soldiers. + +The US continued to use shotguns until the end of the war specifically for trench fighting (where the name "Trench Gun" for shotguns was used), and agreed to disuse them after Germany's defeat. + +Because the US had agreed not to use shotguns after World War I, the US would introduce a new weapon for the next World War a few years later: flamethrowers. +--- 634921630 +>>634921107 +the game is filled with "oh noes I totally was not using an ESP haha" faggots +it's unplayable +--- 634921682 +>>634911605 (OP) +>real life shotguns +>shots magically change direction and start converging after 30 meters +--- 634921776 +>>634911605 (OP) +007 nightfire had a shotgun with surprisingly long range, might be real range in real life +--- 634921898 +>>634919698 +Police do use them occasionally but only with slugs afaik. +--- 634921916 +>>634921425 +>hahaha sorry bro yeah this weapon is a bit op, lol you good? +>guy is swiss cheese +>WW2 happens +>hahaha sorry bro yeah this weapon is also a bit unbalanced lmao +>incoherent screaming as flesh is melted off +--- 634921932 +>>634921425 +lol this is how you know war is fake and gay +>o-okay fine we will go to war and you can kill our young men b-but just don't kill them with THIS weapon! +--- 634922005 +>>634919070 +Friendly fire and colateral damage but only dingus worry about those +--- 634922016 +>>634911605 (OP) +People who complain about shit like this fail to understand that game balance is more important than realism. Remember that you are playing a GAME and GAME has to be entertaining first and foremost. Realism is not the end all be all goal to achieve. There is nothing wrong with adding realism to increase immersion but the moment it starts negatively effecting the player's experience you drop it like a whore drops their newborn baby after learning she won't be getting child support payments from the rich political figure that fathered it. +--- 634922384 +>>634911605 (OP) +None +Because if they do the spread right, they're OP as fuck and will kill even armored enemies +--- 634922752 +>>634911605 (OP) +Halo 1 and it was broke as fuck diff --git a/v/634911615.txt b/v/634911615.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d922b9b279cac58a1d12ae72bd6cd77399d222e9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634911615.txt @@ -0,0 +1,90 @@ +----- +--- 634911615 +how the fuck is this not a VR game? the animation of the gun and pseudo head tracking seem like they wouldn't match traditional control schemes. +--- 634911680 +why are people so blown away by an idle animation lol +--- 634912006 +Unless you can turn off the bodycam and kill civilians it's not realistic at all. +--- 634912047 +>>634912006 +>turn off +You mean "forgot to replace the batteries". +--- 634912917 +>people actually believe it’s a real game +--- 634913326 +>>634911615 (OP) +It's on unreal so it's automatically a vr game +--- 634913421 +>>634911615 (OP) +Because he wants it to sell +--- 634913602 +Killzone 2 trailer of 2023 +--- 634914010 +Just like dead island 2 is already vr (unreleased mod) + +https://youtu.be/nQM7AaQeCKI [Embed] +--- 634914260 +>>634912917 +Retard +--- 634914319 +>>634912917 +based retard bro +--- 634914436 +>>634911680 +>an idle animation makes it possible for the gun, arms, and camera to all move independently of each other in a way that isn't even consistent +--- 634916985 +>>634911615 (OP) +imagine trying to render this in vr. +--- 634917084 +This chud game is dead on arrival +--- 634917325 +>>634911615 (OP) +graphics look great and all but what about the gamepaly? How is this any better than Swat4? +--- 634917489 +>>634911615 (OP) +Geronimo is coming soon. be patient. +https://youtu.be/lxw8RzzG7W0 [Embed] + +https://youtu.be/eXPcBRKO-SU [Embed] +https://youtu.be/R6L96nSCx30 [Embed] +--- 634918686 +>>634911615 (OP) +it is being played in vr... +--- 634921105 +>>634911615 (OP) +why do /v/ retards insist on never posting webms but making points about how the game looks in motion? +--- 634921208 +>>634911615 (OP) +>all that blur +>all those processing effects + +fucking pig disgusting +--- 634921363 +>>634916985 +This game is actually pretty cheap to render since it's all baked lighting. I've looked at my own photogrammetry scenes in VR +--- 634922364 +>>634911615 (OP) +If this was a vr game you would just see from the cops perspective instead of the camera that wouldnt make any sense +>>634914436 +Hand/weapon and camera being detached is absolutely nothing new most games just dont go that hard on it pulling them towards each other at some point +--- 634922456 +>>634912917 +Yeah its not a videogame its a gun in an unreal engine 5 store bought asset +At best you could call this an art showcase +This will take at least half a decade till release +--- 634922476 +>>634911615 (OP) +>now cadet, the best way to aim accurately is to align the front and read sights of your firearm directly in line with your sternum +--- 634922528 +>>634911615 (OP) +Why would I want to play this period. There's no hook outside of omg graphics. +>man walks in hallway and reloads his gone +zomg wow preordering a ps3 right now +--- 634922605 +>>634914436 +Operation Flashpoint +ARMA +ARMA 2 +ARMA 3 +Red Orchestra +Red Orchestra 2 diff --git a/v/634912071.txt b/v/634912071.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b296e65f350e9cc5daac6b06abca0baa7fd59df1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634912071.txt @@ -0,0 +1,85 @@ +----- +--- 634912071 +DESR SEGAH +--- 634914586 +deer seega +--- 634914615 +>>634912071 (OP) +Why's he running like Mario +--- 634914629 +Thread's looking a bit vulnerable +--- 634914983 +>>634914615 +He's not, the faggot that made that didn't even know why Sonic normally wears gloves or why his arms shouldn't be blue in 2D games +--- 634915126 +sea gah +--- 634915168 +Literally all Australians say Sega like that, it's not him mispronouncing it. +--- 634915281 +>>634914983 +>why Sonic normally wears gloves +Your cope reason is to separate the hands on the sprite visually, the real reason is that cartoon characters from the 1930s wore gloves and Sonic is an updated Felix the Cat. +--- 634915358 +diir siiga +--- 634915546 +>>634915168 +I don't +--- 634915821 +>>634915281 +It still would've made OP's pose much clearer. +--- 634915901 +>>634912071 (OP) +Didn’t this guy get bullied off the internet? +--- 634916083 +dir sieg heil +--- 634916124 +>I make smalltime games on the side +So this guy makes indie shovelware shit? +--- 634916128 +He steps out, VULNERABLE and unsure of the world. +--- 634916252 +Reminder that this is the globohomo australoid söyslop design philosophy from Hollow Knight put onto Sonic. +--- 634916393 +Deer pesky Sehga, +--- 634918495 +>>634915281 +Lmao. You know characters like Felix the cat wore gloves for the same reason right? +--- 634919063 +>>634912071 (OP) +>>634915821 +shit i always thought they were weird deformed wing fin things +--- 634919292 +>>634915821 +>they were arms and not nubs or wings or something +What the fuck +--- 634919848 +>>634919063 +Glad I’m not the only one who thought Sonic has wing. +--- 634919981 +>>634914983 +Why does Sonic wear gloves? +--- 634920140 +>>634915821 +This is character design 101. If anyone took this guy's opinion as a "game developer" seriously and kept sincerly watching after this then they're an utter retard. +--- 634920164 +>>634919981 +>>634915281 +>>634918495 +--- 634920324 +>>634920164 +I hoped you'd come up with a funny answer, you autist. +--- 634920561 +>>634912071 (OP) +what was this guy even trying to achieve +--- 634920604 +>>634920561 +He wanted to be the man SEGA hired. It's pretty poetic we got Mania after that honestly. +--- 634920676 +>>634920561 +Self fellatio. +--- 634921141 +>>634920324 +Funny how? like a clown? +--- 634921872 +>>634921141 +Yeah, like a clown, funny and cute diff --git a/v/634913095.txt b/v/634913095.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..810a85475ba901f58bd13bc2b7c6ede6ed0a422d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634913095.txt @@ -0,0 +1,91 @@ +----- +--- 634913095 +What a massive downgrade from Arthur +--- 634913192 +i implore you to reconsider +--- 634913252 +>>634913095 (OP) +RDR2 tried to make John as least likeable as possible. I hated it so much, it actually made me mad. +--- 634913306 +>>634913095 (OP) +Zoomer bait +--- 634913425 +>>634913095 (OP) +Both are great characters. + +John had a better story arc though, and I like that he actually tried to raise a family. +--- 634913852 +>>634913095 (OP) +>implying +--- 634913954 +Kino ending and music. I still liked it more than 2's ending +https://youtu.be/Yag41F7eCLU [Embed] +--- 634914014 +>>634913252 +No it didn't you retard. It's a simple coming of age story. +--- 634914850 +>>634914014 +>It's a simple coming of age story. +It was poorly done imo. it sucked and that's why people say he's a downgrade compared to Arthur +--- 634915073 +>>634913095 (OP) +Arthur is a fucking schizophrenic whose personality seemingly changes wildly from one cutscene to the next, both before and after he gets sick. Marston is a far more consistent and better written character in his own game. +--- 634915290 +>>634915073 +>seemingly changes wildly from one cutscene to the next +do you have an example? i noticed hes just an asshole to white guys but nicer to everyone else which i guess is consistent +--- 634915558 +>>634913852 +why do 4channelers not raise a fuss about this cutscene +--- 634915613 +>>634915073 +>Murfree brood encounter where they lure to a pitfall +>ragdoll into the hole +>orthur casually goes "dammit" +other than that john had way better combat dialogue since he throws out area specific one liners +--- 634915679 +BILL BILLSON +COME OUT HERE +RIGHT NOW +--- 634915767 +>>634913095 (OP) +John is better written and better voice acted than Arthur, and is cooler overall. +--- 634915815 +>>634915679 +JOHN WHY DON'T YOU TELL ROCKSTAR TO SEND SOMEONE JUST A *LITTLE BIT* MORE IMPRESSIVE NEXT TIME? FOR EXAMPLE, ARTHUR MORGAN, OUR OLD GANG LEADER, YOU REMEMBER ARTHUR MORGAN, AND HIS RED DEAD REDEMPTION, TOO? ANYWAY... +--- 634915948 +>>634915290 +>asshole to white guys +Majority of the strangers and NPCs that Arthur helps in side missions are white guys. +--- 634917334 +>>634913095 (OP) +No not really. I enjoyed both, but I preferred John as he was a colder, whatever-it-takes outlaw. Arthur moralized too much. Like the revolution stuff in Mexico from the first game. If you had been playing as Arthur he would have gotten all invested in the rebel cause and exclaimed how brave and strong the women were for fighting the good fight. +John on the other hand just used it to his own advantage to get what he wanted and didn't actually give a shit about it. +--- 634918117 +Arthur = Bros before hoes. conscience demon that wants to do good for everyone. +John = Wife before bros. just a lost man who wants to please his wife. +--- 634918605 +>>634915558 +what happens in it? +I can't remember every single scene from every game I played +--- 634919486 +>>634913095 (OP) +I agree its too much gary stu he even survives future john deathtrap and you need plot disease to kill it +--- 634919604 +>>634913252 +It was fine ignoring the herd tutorial before 1 there had to be lazy fuck to have redemption in 1 +--- 634921736 +>>634918117 +Arthur is more realistic than John, because the concept of faithful men, as presented by Marston in RDR1, can only exist in fiction. +--- 634921914 +>>634917334 +what game did you play? Arthur never gets invested in causes. +--- 634922420 +>>634918605 +Some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen +https://youtu.be/r5KsJ4cBHPg [Embed] +--- 634922832 +>>634915073 +>murders like 15 people +>3 minutes later +>mr strauss I don't like taking money from these poor desperate folks no more diff --git a/v/634913418.txt b/v/634913418.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1540ace38c4e264b8216c20c1a175021e58bed9b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634913418.txt @@ -0,0 +1,191 @@ +----- +--- 634913418 +STOP WORSHIPPING TALOS, NORD SCUM! +--- 634913479 +No. +--- 634914013 +>>634913418 (OP) +Get gang raped around the entire globe +--- 634914207 +>>634913418 (OP) +SEX with Elenwen +--- 634914548 +>>634913418 (OP) +The high elves are literally superior to humans though. +>Live longer +>Good at magics +>Perfect society +Just because you can't relate to them doesn't mean you have to think they're bad. +--- 634914816 +>>634914548 +They're perfect at tonguing the smegma off my cock +--- 634914965 +>>634914548 +Nords and Redguards can use tonal magic (Shouts and Swordsinging) though, objectively making them the master races of Tamriel, because tonal magic is literal reality warping +--- 634915017 +>>634913418 (OP) +>>634914207 +Built for Big Nord Cock +--- 634915120 +>>634914548 +humans have +>heart +>epicness +looks like elves lose again +--- 634915298 +>>634913418 (OP) +Make me. +--- 634915312 +>>634913418 (OP) +is it so hard to make the tits not look like bolt-on tits? +--- 634915315 +>>634914965 +dwemer disappeared and redguards blew up their continent +tonal magic is trash +--- 634915436 +>>634915312 +Why don't you mod some up for us and tell us? +--- 634915574 +>>634913418 (OP) +You shouldn't worship Talos. You should worship the new Daedric Prince instead +--- 634915659 +>>634915574 +How is ESO's story these days? Is the wider Elder Scroll community actively lore holeing it still? Or have people come to begrudgingly accept it like Legends +--- 634915693 +>>634915574 +>making deals with devils +Great way to fuck over your soul for all eternity +--- 634915763 +>>634915574 +>ESO ran out of Daedric Princes for their MMO DLC, so they go ahead and make a new one +God fucking damnit. +--- 634915850 +>>634915017 +Based +--- 634915851 +>>634915659 +>Story +It was okay, but nothing to write home about. Most of it's just rehashes of old DLC/Games at this point. +>Lore Holing +They had accepted it. Not so sure if that's going to be the case now that they're making up daedric princes. +--- 634915924 +>>634915574 +>I don't understand. Goodbye. +--- 634915985 +>>634915659 +People are memoryholing ESO harder than ever. The recent 10 hour Skyrim analysis that caught traction on YouTube revitalized ESO hate somewhat. Everyone is still quick to point out that ESO lore isn't canon and people are still seething about UESP's lack of segregating ESO lore +--- 634916067 +>>634915574 +>>634915763 +Hermaus Mora was a thing since Arena, you dumb faggots. +--- 634916149 +>>634915851 +>>634915985 +Ah well, suppose that might forever be the fate of ESO, unless for some reason they decide to have references that can't be memoryholed in 6 whenever it comes out. +--- 634916158 +>>634915017 +>muh hooman diiiiik +Meanwhile, Bretons exist. +--- 634916160 +>>634916067 +I'm not talking about Herma-Mora, anon +>Ithelia, The Prince of Paths, the Mistress of the Untraveled Road, the Unseen +The Daedric Prince so Powerful that Mora had to Memoryhole her, but now she's coming back for revenge +--- 634916456 +>>634916158 +Bretons are the living proof that high elves had too much fun with nords. Too much fun. +--- 634916496 +>>634915763 +>It's okay when Shivering Isles does it +Shivering Isles' lore contributions and retcons were garbage on the same level as ESO, and not canon either. I unironically think this. More people should agree with me because I'm right. +--- 634916572 +talos? +thalmor? +im just here to fuck khajits +--- 634916656 +>>634916496 +>Shivering Isles does it +Huh? What were the princes SI pulled out of its ass? +--- 634916685 +>>634916496 +Jyggalag was mentioned as far back as Daggerfall, in On Oblivion +>Oblivion is a place composed of many lands, thus the many names for which Oblivion is synonymous: Coldharbour, Quagmire, Moonshadow, and others. It may be supposed that each land of Oblivion is ruled by one prince. The princes whose name appears over and over (though this is not a sure test of their authenticity, to be sure) are the aforementioned Sanguine, Boethiah, Molag Bal, Sheogorath, and Azura, Mephala, Clavicus Vil, Vaernima, Malacath, Hoermius (or Hermaeus or Hormaius, there is no consistant spelling) Mora, Namira, Jyggalag, Nocturnal, Mehrunes Dagon, and Peryite. +The only retcon in Shivering Isles was that Jyggalag and Sheo were one and the same. +--- 634916691 +>>634916656 +Jyggalag +--- 634916719 +>>634913418 (OP) +Boobers. +--- 634916784 +>>634916656 +Jyggalag +--- 634917007 +>>634916158 +And Breton men are for Orc women. +--- 634917045 +>>634917007 +I thought her quest was pretty charming +--- 634917343 +>>634916691 +>>634916784 +He was mentioned in "On Oblivion" since daggerfall you retards. +--- 634917619 +>>634916685 +>>634917343 +>The only retcon in Shivering Isles was that Jyggalag and Sheo were one and the same. +You're right but that's pretty fucking retarded on its own. This was his UESP page before SI came out: +https://en.uesp.net/w/index.php?title=Lore:Jyggalag&oldid=52786 +This retcon is on the same level as Skyrim turning Alduin into Akatosh's son. Everyone agrees that one was idiotic but Jyggalag gets a pass for some reason. +SI introduces that and many, many other dumbass retcons, the worst part is most of them exist for absolutely no reason. +--- 634917926 +>>634917007 +Based, and also best girl +--- 634917957 +>>634915574 +>Ithelia +Really? That's the best name they could come up with? Sounds like something spat out of a Fantasy name generator +--- 634918368 +>>634915574 +Has Mora ever tentacle raped any mortal women? +--- 634919191 +>>634918368 +His sexual pleasure is knowledge and no woman have such thing +--- 634919438 +>>634919191 +Not even as an experiment? +--- 634919489 +>>634915017 +Based +--- 634919906 +Altmer are for loving relationships +--- 634919946 +>>634919736 +Me in the middle +--- 634919985 +I prefer Orc & Argonian women +https://youtu.be/4bFn6-Z2xoY [Embed] +--- 634920116 +>>634917926 +>>634917007 +>>634917045 +Based Mazoga frens. I always held off doing her quest until level scaling gave her a nicer suit of armor. +--- 634920124 +>>634919906 +Holy Based +--- 634920223 +The Altmer have apparently made it their races eternal lifelong mission to constantly harass Nord men. Since their arrival onto the shores of Skyrim, elven women have constantly harassed the Nords who want nothing more than to live quiet solitary lives with their Khajiit wives and farm in peace. Fucks sake, what is their problem. +--- 634920681 +>>634919906 +>Altmer not taller than the nord +Lel, waifufaggots. +--- 634921601 +>>634915574 +No thanks +--- 634921726 +>>634913418 (OP) +>Nord's cum +Haha +--- 634922554 +>>634921726 +Kek diff --git a/v/634913646.txt b/v/634913646.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..93ef7c57eb1b0ec8828548bf957b1512a776788c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634913646.txt @@ -0,0 +1,188 @@ +----- +--- 634913646 +Bros? +--- 634913713 +>>634913646 (OP) +>>>/vp/edo +--- 634913772 +>>634913646 (OP) +Sugimori deez nuts +--- 634913959 +>>634913646 (OP) +>and my world is turned upside down +How?? +Different companies used different scans resulting in older Pokemon with lots of different colors +There's no 'canon & intended' color, even now there's still many differences between different media +This is just some Twitter faggot shilling his archive +--- 634914373 +>>634913646 (OP) +>and my world is turned upside down +troon hands wrote this blog +--- 634914467 +>>634913646 (OP) +Looks exactly the same though? +--- 634914519 +>>634913646 (OP) +??? What's the difference? +--- 634914543 +This is like that fucking dress again. How can people not understand colorshifting in different settings and lights? +--- 634914581 +>>634913646 (OP) +...What's the difference? I don't understand. +--- 634914602 +>>634913646 (OP) +What's deferent? +--- 634914740 +it’s the same +i wish we could bring back firing squad’s +if i was hitler any journalist that uses terms like “flipped my world upside down” and “slammed” to mediocre things would all be shot on sight +--- 634914754 +eh +--- 634914795 +easy soul vs soulless bait +--- 634914840 +>>634914754 +SOULLES +SOUL +>>634914795 +SOUL +SOULLESS +--- 634914881 +>>634914795 +>>634914754 +AHHHHHH HELP ME NIGGER MAN THIS IS DRIVING MY CRAZY +--- 634914949 +>>634914543 +People don't even understand how mirrors work these days. +--- 634914963 +>4chan thread about a screenshot of an article about a tweet +--- 634915064 +>>634913646 (OP) +Literally what the''ve always looked like. Even the colour shading looks exacly how it did years ago wtf is this zoomer journo talking about. +--- 634915165 +>>634914467 +seriously +shit thread +--- 634915226 +>>634914754 +It's just the colors man, what's the problem? +--- 634915248 +>>634914795 +Oh shit, this does look different. +--- 634915293 +>>634914754 +>>634914795 +Let’s see Jinx’s color schemes. +--- 634915334 +>Find the article +>Check the twitter that uploaded it +>He's not provided a link and just using them to attention whore +*sigh* +--- 634915353 +NOOOOO NOT THE ACCURATE COLORS AAAAAA! +SAVE ME NIGGERMAN! +--- 634915542 +>>634915293 +I don't think jynx has been done yet. He said he'll archive all of them though. +--- 634915696 +>>634915353 +>ACCURATE +--- 634915789 +Shit looks like shinies now +--- 634915795 +>>634914754 +>>634914795 +Where can we see all of these? +--- 634915858 +>>634913646 (OP) +OOF! +RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD! +--- 634915880 +>>634915795 +zoomzoom +--- 634915965 +>nostalgianiggers were praising shitty scans as SOVL all along +--- 634916025 +>>634915880 +I remember a world before Pokémon. I'm very old. +--- 634916091 +>>634916025 +If only OPs post had keywords you could put into a search engine to find out more +--- 634916342 +>>634913646 (OP) +Yeah cool headline. +What do you want us to do with it? +--- 634916476 +>>634913646 (OP) +Well, where are they? Gib links. +--- 634916494 +>>634916091 +Why do you think I didn't do this? Why would asking on 4chan be my first option retard? +--- 634916534 +>>634914795 +Tauros looks way cuter and fluffier in dark brown. +--- 634916694 +>>634915064 +a lot of people assumed the super high saturation that existed on the old renders was a stylistic choice that was lost to time, but in reality the coloring is closer to how they are currently colored +--- 634916773 +/vp/ says that we already had properly colored art from that time and that only retards couldn't see that images from that set were washed out, so their original colors aren't a mystery. +--- 634916880 +>>634916773 +even in the one on the left the saturation is higher than the new ones. they're closer, but still suffer the same problem, though to a less worse degree. +--- 634916965 +Bravo Sugimori +--- 634917024 +>>634913713 +>>>/k/ill/y/ourself +--- 634917071 +Honestly, I preferred the high saturation old scans +--- 634918085 +>>634913646 (OP) +go back to r*ddit, shill +--- 634918358 +are you sure this scanner isnt' just shit? +most of this art was online already, and people have seen him draw +--- 634918503 +>>634916773 +Why are Venomoth's and Butterfree's positions swapped? +--- 634918784 +>>634918503 +Because they programmed the game wrong and it stuck +Look at venonat and butterfree, they have the same compound eyes, feet and antenna +--- 634918854 +>>634913713 +>t.digitroon +you will never have a good game +you will never be relevant +cope +seethe +dial8 +--- 634918943 +>>634916965 +kek +--- 634919186 +>>634917071 +this, plus the cards have been a thing for almost 30 years now. If people cared then they would. Plus the scans are magazine scans, not official leaks from an image database inside nintendo so, eh? I don't like the dotmasking shit scanning has from books, so no it's not anymore high quality than someone leaving a psd file out in the open. +--- 634919345 +>>634918854 +how is your video essay going, Ivan? +--- 634920720 +The anime colours. +--- 634920874 +I hate Pokemon. It's one of the worst series I've ever had the misfortune of playing. There is 0 strategy, it's just mindless clicking through menus. Probably why soulless bug men enjoy it so much. +--- 634920894 +>>634913646 (OP) +What? Those look the same +--- 634920954 +>>634914754 +ARE THOSE....... DIFFERENT COLORS?? AAAAAHHHH HELP ME +--- 634921851 +>>634917071 +>>634919186 +Reminds me of how the Transformers the Movie's film quality had degraded between various releases on home video that when they finally restored it back to how it was supposed to be people were confused that Hot Rod wasn't red anymore but magenta. +--- 634921904 +>>634918784 +Literally a game theory video and nothing more. +--- 634922717 +>>634919186 +Literal cuckold take lmao diff --git a/v/634913738.txt b/v/634913738.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a9eacf643bf489691360fe952961dc79c08b30d1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634913738.txt @@ -0,0 +1,138 @@ +----- +--- 634913738 +>Conservatives are… le bad! +--- 634913776 +Why are browncels on /v/ so thin-skinned? +--- 634913853 +>>634913738 (OP) +Yes. +--- 634913918 +the only thing conservatives can conserve is israel +--- 634913937 +>>634913738 (OP) +Considering she is trying to resurrect satan she probably deserves to burned at the stake +--- 634914630 +>>634913738 (OP) +>big bad is literally defeated by trying to convert him to Christianity +yeah, nice try anon but no. +--- 634914661 +I wanna be a fucking retard +--- 634914761 +>>634913918 +Isn't that just America in general? +--- 634914825 +>>634914661 +Just hit your head a bunch of times and you'll start doing stupid shit you would never imagine doing +--- 634914945 +>>634914661 +Congratulations, you already halfway there +--- 634914970 +>>634913738 (OP) +You do know conservatives are different from country to country, from time to time and from person to person? + +While conservatives in America are very close to those witch hunter, the ones from Denmark would be basically considered very liberal in other countries. +--- 634915012 +Look how many bitches I have now +--- 634915072 +I just donated then to the republic garbage collection project +--- 634915110 +>>634913738 (OP) +witches always were and will be genuine scum +--- 634915289 +The translation of this game is absolute dogshit. Even with my weeaboo knowledge I can tell they are saying something completely different half the time +I had hoped they would fix it like Muramasa but oh well +--- 634915346 +>>634914970 +Our leaders preach the one on the right while embodying everything on the left +--- 634915451 +>>634915110 +what did we do to you?! +--- 634915536 +>>634915451 +Stole my mana +--- 634915584 +>>634915451 +Turned my kids into bottles of potions. +--- 634915617 +>>634915451 +you're not a witch, you're a fat gay americano dog of man. +--- 634915630 +>>634915451 +Gave me disgusting strawberry cake with strange meat inside. +--- 634915638 +>>634914630 +>Trying to convert +More like trying to trick him into a paradox. +--- 634915678 +>>634915451 +Anon is just jealous conservative: +>use magic at will +>glad to help and heal, will sell medicine for all +>cute girls +clerics: +>have to borrow power from some god +>annoying cunts that whine about having to heal, will only heal for the ones of the same values and charge absurdly +>ugly trannies and faggot femboys +--- 634915714 +>>634915451 +a witch unbirthed me once +--- 634915747 +>>634913738 (OP) +What was the original text? +--- 634915814 +>>634913738 (OP) +>woman speaking +Of course nothing good comes from it +--- 634916425 +>>634915638 +those two aren't mutually exclusive +--- 634916492 +>>634915714 +I fapped to this +--- 634916706 +>>634914970 +Do you know that the LEFTIST government in Denmark has approved massive restrictions on immigration, legal and not? +lmao, by american standard they are basically nazis +--- 634916863 +>>634916706 +>LEFTIST government +Most goverments lean right. +Even the Dems, are more center right, while Republicans are Far Right. +--- 634916957 +>>634913738 (OP) +Is it not? The media told me it is! +--- 634916992 +>>634916863 +bad bait buddy +lets see how many people fall for it +--- 634917157 +>>634916992 +You know I am correct. +--- 634917354 +>>634914661 +Just keep posting on /v/ and you will. +--- 634917979 +>>634913738 (OP) +yes +--- 634918092 +>>634913738 (OP) +not even close to being wrong. +--- 634918161 +>>634913738 (OP) +Usually I think people saying it's just the translation are just coping but in this case I think that might actually be true +--- 634918164 +>>634913918 +https://youtu.be/yBtLRoCSOdk [Embed] +--- 634918204 +Boycott this trash game. +--- 634918216 +>>634916863 +>people STILL spew this bullshit +--- 634918296 +>>634916992 +He's technically not lying. The Democrats were literally the party that funded the Confederacy and remain pro-immigration for the cynical reason of continuing their backwards labor systems, and there are members of the senate right now that have been convicted of involvement in human trafficking rings in the past. They merely parrot wokeisms and tear down the statues their ancestors erected to fool progressives with a room-temperature IQ into keeping them in power. +--- 634920491 +What's the rationale behind the dialogue box change? I mean the old one is not that great either but it's straight up ugly now +--- 634922234 +>>634913738 (OP) +then release a translation yourself diff --git a/v/634913741.txt b/v/634913741.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3a8ed9b5d07ecf1bb159ea870effd9348e50d0f7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634913741.txt @@ -0,0 +1,255 @@ +----- +--- 634913741 +Well, what about Shepard? +--- 634915512 +YOUR MAJESTY +--- 634915587 +>>634913741 (OP) +Ah yes, a mass effect thread +We have dismissed that claim +--- 634915732 +>>634913741 (OP) +Check comments. Quite kek worthy. + +https://youtu.be/CPmfBHAa20Q [Embed] +--- 634915742 +>>634913741 (OP) +--- 634915828 +>>634915742 +worst fucking character in the trilogy god what were they thinking +--- 634915927 +>>634915512 +--- 634916136 +>>634915654 +>>634915742 +--- 634916405 +>>634915512 +--- 634917336 +>>634916405 +>I lied, lololollololoolollolollololol +--- 634917448 +>>634916136 +die, booblets +--- 634918380 +https://youtu.be/rksXMEDGk5k [Embed] +--- 634918583 +>>634915828 +I disagree. My rebuttal: a fat, ugly, and stupid Asari rapist. +--- 634918687 +>>634913741 (OP) +Anderson: Shepard is a complete psychopath ex-gangmember who achieves his goals no matter the cost. +Hakett & Udina: Brilliant! Call him in. +--- 634918704 +>>634918583 +She's as boring as a lukewarm glass of water and the fact she's shoved down our throat all the time is fuckin irritating +--- 634918780 +>>634913741 (OP) +>>634915587 +Ah yes, a "mass effect thread" +--- 634918861 +>>634918704 +She's also the least attractive asari in the games. Morinth, Samara, and common unnamed asari have much more attractive faces. +--- 634918940 +>>634918861 +I concur +--- 634919203 +>>634918861 +>She's also the least attractive asari in the games. +I'd argue her ''father'' is worse looking, but that's the only one. +--- 634919279 +>>634919203 +are we not counting Andromeda? +--- 634919450 +>>634913741 (OP) +Curing the genophage would only work if Wrex and Eve are alive. If one or both are not then fuck’em. Also synthesis is retarded. +--- 634919487 +>>634919279 +No. +--- 634919707 +>>634919487 +based. they did have the worst asari. +>and not one single quarian gf. shame. +--- 634919819 +>>634913741 (OP) +>Mass Effect 4 + +>Shepard wakes up from getting lazarused again after ME3 Ending + +>He sees Liara approaching holding something/one in her arms + +"Shepard, by the goddess you are finally back, there is something I need to show you" + +>She holds an asari child in her hands. + +"Well, do you remember when we first mind melded( she licks her lips while saying it aloud)during the search for Saren in order to access the prothean codex in your brain?" + +>She looks down at her feet for a moment then up again straight into shepard eyes + +"Well things happened......and hum.....goddess how do I put it......it's your child shepard!!" + +>She finally lets it all out smiling while looking back and forth at shepard and the young asari in her arms. + +What do you do anon? +--- 634919991 +>>634919487 +I liked Cora and I'd gladly trade Jacob for her, in the og trilogy... +--- 634920006 +>>634919819 +Since Asari children don't get any genes from the father, how do they deal with alimony cases? I mean, would it even be possible to prove you are the father of an asari? +--- 634920058 +>>634915512 +>YOUR MAJESTY +--- 634920062 +>>634919819 +>oh shit.... +>tali walks in with the same problem. +now choose.... +--- 634920126 +>>634920006 +yes actually. they still have your DNA, just not your male genes. +--- 634920129 +>>634915512 +Think I even feel that weak ass shit? +--- 634920131 +>>634919819 +--- 634920231 +>>634918583 +Her and Leliana are both their respective series writers pets. +--- 634920296 +>>634920062 +Literally impossible, no matter how hard you try Tali can't get pregnant from a human. +--- 634920302 +>>634920062 +>Miranda and Jack also walk in..... +--- 634920309 +>>634920126 +They don't, the child gets all the genes from the mother, the father only provides a gene placement pattern, or something like that. +--- 634920362 +>>634920302 +>Miranda +>he doesn't know +--- 634920383 +>>634920131 +--- 634920393 +Wes Chapham (played Amos Burton in the Expanse) would play a perfect renegade Shepard. Change my mind. +--- 634920438 +>>634920309 +So if they have no way to prove that it was you in a court of law that means that is time to pump and dump every single asari you fancy. +--- 634920446 +>>634920302 +Miranda is confirmed barren in the Shadow Broker dlc. +--- 634920456 +>>634920309 +nope. just ask the asari bartender at thessia in 2. her father is krogan and she state she gets something from him, like his aggression. +--- 634920514 +>>634920296 +bullshit! somehow the geth help get it done. +>>634920302 +>so does edi, chakwas, and wrex. +--- 634920562 +>>634918780 +>Joker, hang up... +>"And we lost signal......" +--- 634920589 +>>634920383 +I love these dumb videos of putting X character into a game. +--- 634920597 +>>634920456 +Yeah, that's because of the pattern. They can inherit psychological aspects, but genetically they are 100% asari +>Although asari have one gender, they are not asexual. An asari provides two copies of her own genes to her offspring. The second set is altered in a unique process called melding. + +>During melding, an asari consciously attunes her nervous system to her partner's, sending and receiving electrical impulses directly through the skin. The partner can be another asari, or an alien of either gender. Effectively, the asari and her partner briefly become one unified nervous system. +--- 634920605 +>>634920362 +>>634920446 + +According to /trash/ she just needs to receive copious amounts of more potent seed +--- 634920631 +>>634920456 +All placebo and wishful thinking. Modern science shows that the dad is just an input in randomizing the genetic code. +--- 634920840 +>>634920597 +counter-point. +>if two asari were to mate, they can end up creating an ardak- yakshi, which when they mate end up killing their partner in the process. +which is why they primarily mix with other races, to avoid such a thing. they wont have physical aspects, but they can test for ancestry. +>in regards to the original question of alimony, yes, they can do DNA test for asari parents. +--- 634920920 +>>634920631 +we talking videogame logic. irl has no say here. +>even then, it's future science that fucking raises the dead, so a quarian/human hybrid is possible. +--- 634921029 +>>634920920 +>>634920631 +ignore that post, I miss read yours. +>we talking future science, not modern, they definitely can find which species is the parent of an asari. +--- 634921078 +>>634920920 +Humans are levo, quarians are dextro. If it hasn't happened yet, it will never happen. +--- 634921250 +>>634921078 +naw. I believe, so it's possible. +--- 634921285 +>>634921250 +Just like you believe you are happy, even though you aren't. +--- 634921402 +>>634921285 +that's projection on your part. there's no need for that right now. +--- 634921731 +I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on the Video Games board. +--- 634921740 +>>634918861 +Based and Samarapilled +--- 634921890 +>>634918861 +Morinth and Samara look like Janet Jackson. Do people find her attractive? +--- 634921907 +>>634921402 +You're right, I'm sorry. +--- 634921975 +>>634920514 +>chakwas +HOLY BASED +--- 634922071 +>>634920605 +Well I have seen her fuck dogs. And horses. +Is that enough seed? Or do we need more? For science. +--- 634922094 +>>634921907 +it's OK fren, it happens. +--- 634922191 +>>634921975 +I'm still mad there was no option to do anything with her during 3. especially during the drinking part. +>blueberrys will not distract me from the one true fetish. british MILF. +--- 634922204 +>dating Tali means having no kids, just like Miranda +Are they both objectively the cuck options? +--- 634922279 +>>634922191 +Even Samara kind of got something if you tried to fuck her in 2 and stayed single in 3 and Citadel. +--- 634922362 +>>634913741 (OP) +He's the only protagonist that can sell our next game. +--- 634922383 +>>634922279 +yea, a hug and a talk about her comics +>which was actually pretty ok, but I always wanted something for that path. +--- 634922435 +>>634922204 +>Are they both objectively the cuck options? + +Yes, you want human kids you go for ashley and jack you want blue daughters you go for blueberry Liara or Samara. You want your line to disappear you go for Tali and Miranda. +--- 634922449 +>>634922071 +>Or do we need more? +Definitely more. For science of course +--- 634922552 +>>634922435 +>if you want blueberrys go Liara or samara +but you cant romance samara, so add her to un-fruitful. +--- 634922693 +>>634922552 +Its unfair she has the perfect milf tits +--- 634922785 +>>634922693 +I didn't make the game, anon. +>but I'm in the same boat. it's not fair bros...... diff --git a/v/634913758.txt b/v/634913758.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..85f5e5de9f3b7bcbe1ff4c4b30aa0ee0d215e068 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634913758.txt @@ -0,0 +1,541 @@ +----- +--- 634913758 +How are you guys enjoying it? +--- 634913885 +Most of /v/ are incels who have no friends to play co-op games with +--- 634914053 +>>634913758 (OP) +Waiting for the vr mod to release + +https://youtu.be/nQM7AaQeCKI [Embed] +--- 634914993 +>>634914053 +>VR +I will now play your game. Hope they get it working for Index. +--- 634915192 +>>634913758 (OP) +The gore/dismemberment carries the game, it's pretty mediocre otherwise. I'm glad to have another game with zones instead of an open world though. + +Is the sound mixing fucked up? It's bizarre at times +--- 634915216 +>>634913758 (OP) +arachnophobia trigger warning next time please +--- 634915271 +>>634913758 (OP) +Haven't even played Dying light 2 yet so can't be arsed +--- 634915345 +>>634913758 (OP) +Why are there giant spiders in a zombie game? What's going on exactly? Is there a single genre spider lovers won't put their spiders in? +--- 634915479 +>>634914993 +For sure. Currently all unreal 4 and up games will start with prepared 3dof controls (basically mouse aim using vr controller on vr view) unless someone mods in full motion controls separately +--- 634915487 +Listen I hate saying this, but this is paid content + +No one with half a brain is excited about Dead Island 2 when the first one was just bargain bin quality with shijy graphics and this one was in dev hell for ages + +Also >making dead island 2 but setting it in America +--- 634915556 +>>634913758 (OP) +I fucking love the gore system, and the combat is simple but efficient. +The game has a surprising amount of soul, the LA sunny atmosphere is kinda nice +The game in general is really similar to Dead Island 1, which is also surprising considering the game went into a 10 years dev hell. +--- 634915660 +>>634915345 +Blind retard. +--- 634915976 +Is there any way I can play this without having to use the Epic game store? +--- 634916006 +>>634915976 +Nope +--- 634916048 +>>634913885 +>co-op +I'm having fun by myself. It's great killing zombie yuppies in la +--- 634916082 +>>634915976 +Wait for the crack, simple as. +--- 634916101 +>Denuvo +>Epic +How are you guys enjoying it? +--- 634916197 +jeez that looks like shit +--- 634916215 +>>634915660 +You're telling me it's just a backdrop? The quest marker of "save X from the monster" is kind of throwing me off there, is that not the monster +--- 634916219 +>>634915192 +You sort of covered this mentioning gore, but I think you were only using it in the context of combat. The environmental gore is top notch. There are fucked up scenes all over. I like taking them in and coming up with dumb little head canons about what happened there. My biggest complaint is respawns. If weapon durability didn't exist, or was at least more forgiving, it wouldn't be an issue. But it's annoying when I clear a room, go loot the next room, then come back and all the zombies I killed respawned. +>>634915976 +Consoles. +--- 634916220 +>>634916101 +Despite all of this the game runs like a charm on my good old 980ti, while also looking pretty good +--- 634916271 +>>634916006 +>>634916082 +Fuck Tim Sweeney and all of his closely related family... +--- 634916409 +Did a bit as jacob but restarted as ryan due to his early perks and combat stuff being more my style and his reactions being more everyman. The counterattacks kinda break the flow of combat but otherwise I'm enjoying shouting and punching zombies faces in. +--- 634916449 +>>634916219 +The company I work for (in the UK) has instructional signs in the toilets to prevent that from happening again. +--- 634916624 +>>634915487 +I love first one. I have like 47h on steam alone +>>634915345 +Its a backdrop for mission in movie studio +--- 634916649 +>>634916215 +It's a movie set, it's clearly mechanical and that's green screen walls around it. +--- 634916716 +Does anyone know if you can change the time of the day when you finish the game by any chance? +I know that the game isn't really an open world and doesn't day/night cycle and I don't mind it, but I like how it looks like at night +--- 634916893 +>>634916220 +>still runs 980ti +>buys fully priced games with denuvo on epic store +--- 634917196 +>>634916893 +How could you tell? +--- 634917551 +>>634916409 +Thing is, you don't have to do them. Neither you need to do the charged attacks that lock you in an animation. +Counters are only there if you actually press the button after stunning them, while heavy custom attacks only trigger if your reticle is on a specific zombie area (torso/head). +So for example with a sledge hammer you can choose to aim purposely away from a zombie after a heavy attack to avoid snapping into the pre baked animation, and get them flying around. +Or you can go into the baked animation, if you want some free hi-frames. Up to you. +--- 634917605 +>>634916716 +Yes you can, confirmed by the devs I think +--- 634917621 +>>634917605 +That's great, thanks +--- 634917745 +>>634917621 +Game provides actually some kind of strategy and depth, if you look for it, but you can also go around and just swing aimlessly. But I guess you can do that also in a souls game and then be called a R1 spammer +--- 634917795 +>>634915976 +Buy it on console. +--- 634917858 +>>634915556 +>>634915192 +>Gore system fags + +Nice shilling, pajeet +--- 634917892 +>>634917858 +Are you okay bud? +--- 634918060 +>>634916409 +Yeah that's exactly why I picked Ryan as well +Plus he's a firefighter, it makes sense that he would go out of his way to save people and generally have inhuman strength +--- 634918129 +>>634917858 +>Nice shilling +People aren't allowed to enjoy games on /v/ +--- 634918135 +is this an ai thread? +--- 634918137 +Are different characters objectively better or worse than each other or can I kinda do what I like as the one I want without it being a struggle +--- 634918172 +>>634918060 +Mmmmm anon... They didn't tell you? +--- 634918254 +>>634918135 +>people actually discussing a game rather than constant bait, shitposting and porn +>anon thinks its an ai +i hate this shit board +--- 634918261 +>>634918137 +I heard Amy is really squishy and dies in a few hits, so she can probably be considered the "hard" mode. +--- 634918319 +>>634918172 +Kek I had to look it up, fuck you for ruining my headcanon +--- 634918325 +>>634918254 +>see question +>cry and shit self +sounds like a (You) problem +--- 634918348 +>>634918135 +Would an AI call you a retarded nigger faggot? +>>634918137 +None are better or worse than the others, it's entirely dependent on how you want to play because they're all best suited to certain playstyles. The problem is you can't change your character after you start a game so it can be tough to know which one's unique skills and stats are best suited to how you're going to play. +--- 634918456 +>>634918172 +He stole the firefighter suit off a dead guy or a actual firefighter, right? +--- 634918494 +>>634915556 +wait can you play as him? i thought you couldn't play as him after the beginning of the game i might pick the game up +--- 634918501 +>>634918456 +Yeah I looked it up and apparently he's actually a male stripper, fucking kek +Don't care though, he's still a firefighter in my headcanon +--- 634918504 +>>634913758 (OP) +The two other games are cool enough to play alone? +What about this one? Single player approved? +--- 634918523 +Liking it so far, playing through with my fiancé and we're having a good time. Plays much better co-op IMO. I just wish zombies didn't seem to spawn out of your ass. +--- 634918532 +>>634917551 +My whole thing with using them is how early on at least they're really reliable ways to get good chunks of your HP back without popping a medkit. If I had a better playstyle than slugging it out I'd probably not lean on them as much but it's the kinda style I enjoy and for the moment punching a dudes face out is still hilarious so it's a minor complaint at worst. + +>>634918137 +You got different stats and 2 unique traits per character and some skill cards only work with certain characters so they do nudge you in certain directions. From what I can tell though you can unlock most anything else on the skill card system as you level up although the progression path is different depending on your character(ie: Ryan unlocks block instead of dodge as his defensive skill but can learn dodge later, meanwhile it's the opposite for jacob) +--- 634918560 +>>634918456 +He is a stripper, with a fire fighter costume. Which I find fits perfectly with him being a bit of coward. +--- 634918581 +>>634918494 +here are the 6 playable characters +i picked ryan because he's obviously the most average joe one +--- 634918656 +>>634916101 +Hold up, is it on Epic? So that is why I didn't see it. +--- 634918671 +>>634918581 +why does the lil zoomer mumblerapper actually look kinda cool +--- 634918674 +>>634918581 +chad mogging as usual +--- 634918713 +>>634918581 +I picked Dani because she just looked the best in the intro cutscene/selection screen. I don't know what about the others, especially Carla/Ryan, but they had some weird facial expressions. Also I liked that she is in-between a tank and an agile one. +--- 634918735 +>>634918581 +>normal +>muscle babe +>amputee babe +>tranny? +>black +>tranny. +Anything but 4,5,6 please +--- 634918804 +How easy is it to have ammo/guns as your main thing +--- 634918846 +>>634918581 +is that lil pump? +--- 634918878 +>>634918735 +Jacob's biggest sin isn't being black it's being british +--- 634918907 +>>634918846 +GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG +--- 634918959 +>>634918804 +They are not unlocked till mid game, and according to other people (haven't got there myself) the gunplay is a bit clunky. But I guess you can use it regardless if that's your jam. +--- 634918965 +>>634915976 +Try heroic launcher +--- 634919108 +>>634918735 +>Tranny +>With those hips +Troon brain rot +--- 634919159 +Does this one have analog melee? It was one of my favourite features of Dead Island 1. Grabbing a fire axe and just lopping off heads for days was so satisfying. +--- 634919162 +>>634919108 +It's a video game, have you seen how nicely they draw themselves? +--- 634919185 +SAM B IS BACK BABY +--- 634919232 +>>634919159 +As opposed to digital melee? +--- 634919245 +WHO DO YOU VOODOO BITCH +--- 634919340 +>>634919232 +Yeah. The original game had a setting where you used the right stick to determine speed/angle of melee attacks, rather than just having it be light attack the same way each time. +Dying Light replaced it with a system where you had to move in a certain direction to get a certain angle of attack (left/right for side swipes, forward for overhead chops, back for stabs). It was... fine, I guess, but not as tactile as analog. +--- 634919342 +>>634919245 +wasnt a last cutscene in riptide a shot of zombie hand on the boat they escaped on? +--- 634919407 +>>634918878 +>>634919162 +Not everything is a tranny, just enjoy the ticc Irish punk mommy +--- 634919524 +>>634918735 +Trannies and most other subhumans would not last very long if society collapsed. +--- 634919629 +>>634918581 +Here's what they actually look like in-game +--- 634919630 +>>634919524 +>pic +dafuq +--- 634919659 +>>634919407 +That is a very reddit cringe combination for a character +--- 634919696 +>>634919232 +>>634919340 +(Cont) +It worked like +>approach enemy +>hold r2, which has a soft lock on the target -usually a specific body part depending on which you were aiming at +>hold the right stick at a certain angle and then swipe it across to the opposite side which would do the attack +Felt nice to do. Also meant that if you favoured a specific weapon type/attack (ie. Aforementioned fire axe and decapitation) you'd get the muscle memory for that specific move pretty nicely down and could do it consistently. +I actually did that so many times I busted the right analogue stick on my dual shock, the cap cover came loose so it'd swivel around freely on the stick. +--- 634919713 +The graphics, characters, and card system all look really nice, but the gameplay I've seen just looks like an utter fucking slog. Lack of hoards and weak enemy variety too, with zombies spawning within your vicinity right after you cleared the area out. And I honestly I wish it went heavier on the loot. + +Iunno, might get it down the line when it releases on steam or a sale, but for now it just looks too slow and too barebones even for a co-op game. +--- 634919749 +>>634919659 +I'm pretty sure you can find a specific subcategory for that look in any porn website +--- 634919756 +>dead island +>They're not on an island +And dropped +--- 634919841 +I remember the original Dead Island called your character "him" even if you were playing as a woman, which was stupid. + +However, I'm not a fan of every character calling your character "them" in Dead Island 2. It sits somewhere betweeen fucking lazy and obnoxious faux-liberal politics on my scale. + +If you see a woman bleeding to death on the ground fucking nobody says, "Let's help them." Every English speaker on Earth immediately says, "Let's help her." Because we talk to people differently. + +I don't like videogames refusing to acknowledge that you're playing as a woman. In the real world, people talk differently to woman. They don't just call them "she", but they make different word choices, they relate to women differently. + +Outside of that, I really like the game. Runs beautifully. Lovely graphics. Gorgeous level design. Fun combat. +--- 634919842 +>>634919756 +Most original poster +--- 634919882 +>>634919841 +>calling your character "them" in Dead Island 2 + +thanks, will never play this +--- 634919902 +>>634919841 +It makes more sense because of coop +--- 634919989 +>>634919713 +There are areas with more zombies, you can actually get owerwhelmed by the numbers, but yeah of course it's no Dead Rising +And the zombies variety isn't that bad so far, and there's only so much things you can do regarding the variety; normal slow zombie, running zombie, huge muscular zombie, screaming zombie, exploding zombie etc.. +--- 634919992 +>>634919841 +Considering the whole development hell, I am sure that is more because of a lack of time/resources to redub the dialogue for different genders, and re animate the lipsync, rather than because of wokeness. They didn't have time and just went with the gender neutral option out of simplicity. +--- 634920043 +>>634919841 +You just know Dambuster did it so that their tranny employees and fans can head-canon that all the characters are trans or non-binary. If the game never says a character is a man or a woman, these people legit think they can headcanon them into being "OMG just like me". +--- 634920057 +>>634919713 +It's Dead Island 2.0 +Play the original or Riptide for refrence +--- 634920061 +Is it better than Dying Light 2? +--- 634920103 +>>634919989 +Also each area has original zombie skins, there's a good variety of looks for them depending on the location you're at +--- 634920165 +>>634920043 +Just touch grass, the real world does not work that way. +--- 634920176 +>>634918735 +Why are /v/irgins so intimidated by blacks and alternative women/men? Some sort of aversion to whoever goes against the status quo? The white dude is a stripper btw, "average joe" my ass +--- 634920180 +>>634920061 +I'm biased, I hated Dying Light 1 so this one is better but not by a great margin +--- 634920228 +>>634920061 +I loved Dying Light 1, played almost 400 hours of it +I fucking hated Dying Light 2, was a slog and dropped it after 40 hours, never finished it +So far I'm loving Dead Island 2 because of the gore system, you can tell why they focused their whole marketing around it, it really is impressive, detailed and satisfying. +--- 634920243 +>>634920176 +He's Channing Tatum esque kind of character + +Definitely not an average joe +--- 634920254 +>>634920103 +I have seen people complain about the same zombies (with same outfit) spawning close to each other... But isn't that exactly what happens in all other zombies games, that have like 4/5 max different zombie models? +--- 634920307 +>>634913758 (OP) +Is that an eight legged freaks reference? +--- 634920339 +>>634920176 +They wanted a nice Amish virgin woman as the zombie apocalypse survivor, so they could wait for her to came and save them from the basement they are barricaded in. +--- 634920356 +>>634919882 +Nta but I think it's just them being lazy/cheap with VAs and not troon pronoun faggotry. The game doesn't ask for your pronouns or gender when you start it. +--- 634920371 +>>634913758 (OP) +I deeply regret buying this game. The gameplay isn't as enjoyable as in the first game. btw who's the best melee character? +--- 634920414 +>>634920254 +Yeah since the game constantly spawns zombies (I'm not disliking that tbqh, the whole purpose of this game is to let off steam by slaying zombies), you will 100% meet zombie twins and such. +But again each area has different zombie skins, and quite frankly the models are really detailed +--- 634920484 +>>634920356 +Yeah, but I guess /v/ would have rather got extra development time/resources spent on redubbing/reanimating cutscenes to avoid any possible link to their latest obsession with trannies, than a polished game that runs smoothly on all consoles and PC at launch +--- 634920508 +>>634919696 +>first person game on controller +--- 634920553 +>>634920254 +I've only noticed zombie clones spawning close together once, and it was during a sidequest that kept spamming waves of zombies to attack you until you killed enough in certain ways. Other than that it's been pretty neat to consistently fight new, different zombie models. +--- 634920563 +>>634920414 +Yeah i am aware of that. I just dont get how people can complain if after 50 encounters, 2 or 3 zombies look alike close to each other, when that's the standard for other zombie games +--- 634920579 +>>634920165 +Actually, that's very much how it works. The whole "Body Type A/B" thing was created in the first place to pander to audiences who didn't like being labeled as male or female. So the idea is that if you believe the Body Type B protag in Far Cry New Dawn that is clearly a woman and was voiced (grunts) by a woman, and so on -- you can just pretend they're "non-binary" or MtF or whatever. The whole thing is very batshit and I suspect it'll pass in a few years like all batshit fads, and companies will quietly memory hole that they ever did this stuff. We'll be left with weird relics like games calling your character "They" during cutscenes. +--- 634920747 +>>634920356 +I'm actually somewhat familiar with Dambuster as a company. They used to change their logo to a rainbow year round. They did it way before it was considered "hip" to do that. We're talking 2018 here. Whoever is in charge of the studio's decisions has always had a firmly pro-alphabet-people streak. When you know Dambuster like I do, the lack of gender specific pronouns isn't suprising. There's also a bunch of environment storytelling digs at gender reveal parties. Most people think gender reveal parties are dumb, but a certain subsection are ass-pained about them. +--- 634920893 +>EGS exclusive +Excellent. I can't wait to pick this up in a few months for 80% off when it hits Steam. +--- 634920901 +>>634920747 +Bro it’s in California. Everyone clowns on Cali gender reveal parties. +>when you know Dambuster like I do +Congrats on your name being in the credits. Say hi to the environmental art division for me! +--- 634920928 +>>634920579 +But the Devs have clearly stated they are male (or female for the woman characters) multiple times, with no ambiguity about their gender. they literally have a section on their website where each "slayer" bio is described, and they use he/him for male characters, and she/her for females. +There is no option to choose between gender A or B, just between 3 male characters and 3 female characters. + +As other anons have stated, this is literally just a budget/time constraint issue. +--- 634920959 +why do people suddenly hate games that simply have fun gameplay but not much else? conversely why is it okay to have a good story but shit gameplay, a la last of us 2? +--- 634920997 +>>634920747 +Who cares, Art has always had a left-leaning streak and that's just something you're gonna have to put up with. Rightoids aren't smart or creative enough to make a good game. +--- 634921010 +>>634920228 +>I loved Dying Light 1, played almost 400 hours of it +>I fucking hated Dying Light 2, was a slog and dropped it after 40 hours, never finished it +same mate. DL2 was such a massive step down in every way. +--- 634921045 +>>634919629 +so it is lil pump, hes got the same tatttoo on the forehead +--- 634921116 +>>634920959 +Ubislops and its consequences have been a disaster for the video game industry +--- 634921151 +>>634920747 +I'm sorry to break it to you, but every company has "wokies" in it. Every. single. one. As stated by +>>634920997 +Rightoids are poor illiterate fucks, tending crops or working as a burger flipper, they have no education nor creativity to actually work in game development. +--- 634921242 +>>634921116 +People literally complained because the game is not a "huge massive open world with ubisoft towers", but rather a more curated and linear experience, with still loads of exploration. +--- 634921430 +>>634921010 +>hey I know what we should do in the sequel +>lets take the universally loved mechanic from the first game, scary and dark night time, then make it shitty and brighter and not scary at all +>also lets get rid of something else people liked, hordes of zombies wandering all over the place because why the fuck would anyone want to fight zombies in a zombie game when they can constantly fight other humans instead +>last but not least lets make every NPC and quest forgettable so the player doesn't care about them, it's not like anyone enjoyed the fun NPCs and memorable quests in DL1 +What the FUCK were they thinking? +--- 634921460 +>>634921151 +>>634920997 +Minecraft is literally the biggest game ever and was created by someone who is considered "far-right" so fuck off niggers +--- 634921467 +>>634920508 +Yeah, I was a console peasant then. I guess you could have a similar system on mouse and keyboard, though, like using the mouse to swing in particular directions. If it had something like that I'd like it. +--- 634921476 +>>634920959 +because playing games isn't about gameplay anymore +--- 634921573 +>>634921151 +>vidya games are first made by apolitical nerds who just want to make fun games +>games are good +>trannies and SJWs who are more concerned with their gay little agendas than making quality games infiltrate the industry +>gaming goes downhill +Hmm +--- 634921610 +im somewhat looking forward to this game being cracked +--- 634921660 +>belly physics +--- 634921680 +>>634913758 (OP) +Tried it out and it's fun, but definitely not worth $60, so I'm going to refund it. I'll get it again when it comes to steam so I can play with my friends for $30. +--- 634921720 +>>634921460 +>Muh minecraft + +Enough monkeys throwing shit at the wall and eventually something's bound to stick, and ironically enough minecraft's brilliance lies in it's simplicity. But if we're talking about broader narratives and creative mechanics then that's always going to fall back to the libs and lefties. People love playing as the revolutionary underdog that topples the fascist dictatorship, not the opposite. unless of course, it's an RTS or some shit. +--- 634921748 +>>634921573 +You just grew up. Games were always shit. +--- 634921780 +>>634921573 +> apolitical +No such thing. +--- 634921794 +Is it better than Dying Light 2? +--- 634921816 +>>634913758 (OP) +Did the analogue fighting system make it in or was it gutted? +--- 634921857 +>>634921816 +gutted +--- 634921869 +>>634921430 +my biggest problem with it was the movement. it feels floaty and unsatisfying, not even mods could fix it. they should have just literally copy pasted the mechanics from the first game. +--- 634921895 +>>634915487 +No. I had less than zero interest in it because its a shit series. But it actually looks ok. +Still not gonna buy it because zombieshit is boring as fuck but it doesn't look like the trainwreck I expected +--- 634921993 +>>634921794 +Dunno, haven't played DL2, so I just asked YouTube and this showed up +https://youtu.be/xzq9rCZrzjg [Embed] +--- 634922070 +>>634921869 +Who are you playing with? Different characters have different movements speeds +--- 634922076 +>>634920959 +You haven't played tlou2 +--- 634922090 +>>634921857 +Fuckin rip +--- 634922112 +>>634918878 +Passport british +--- 634922153 +>>634921748 +Games were a lot less shit when they were made entirely by autistic white and Asian men with zero input from shareholders, troons and foids. Those newcomers have given us: +>day 1 DLC +>battle passes +>buggy games on launch because players are used as unpaid testers now +>games getting dumbed down for broader appeal +>b& for saying naughty no no words or for hurting the feelings of some mentally ill man in a dress, so people just don't talk to strangers anymore in online games +>hot women and revealing women's clothes can no longer be in games unless they're moddable +>gender sliders +>infinite whining about how there aren't more MCs that look like whichever permanently aggrieved victim class woke up on the wrong side of the bed today +--- 634922156 +>>634922070 +we're talking about Dying Light 2 +--- 634922179 +>>634922076 +actually i did +--- 634922189 +>>634913758 (OP) +Is it as good as dead island 1? I've been curious about this game but i don't trust sequels anymore. +--- 634922241 +>>634918581 +When I played DI way back I chose Sam B, might as well pick the black dude for old times sake +--- 634922248 +>>634922156 +Sorry, thought you were replying to another anon +--- 634922250 +>>634915271 +Don't even bother with dying light 2. It's probably the worst game i've played in years. +--- 634922367 +>>634922153 +And you think that is due to "leftist propaganda", or videogames becoming a form of mass entertainment, and thus turning into a money printing machine for capitalists? +--- 634922460 +>>634922189 +Yes it is, a perfect sequel. Faithful to the original vibe, while improving combat and visuals. If you liked the first, despite the repetitive nature of it and the bad story, you will like this one too, if not better. +--- 634922570 +>>634922460 +In that case i will check it out, thanks. +--- 634922734 +Probably already mentioned a million times but I feel like dead rising 3 is just the superior game on literally all fronts. diff --git a/v/634914149.txt b/v/634914149.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d2dd61f56180eb488c845c663344c9f9510b289f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634914149.txt @@ -0,0 +1,44 @@ +----- +--- 634914149 +Bugsnax thread +Bugsnax thread +--- 634915337 +Bumpsnax +--- 634915394 +>>634914149 (OP) +sequel when? +--- 634915442 +>>634914149 (OP) +Stopped playing after finding out the main walrus was a dyke and the only chad in the game was a homo +--- 634915446 +>>634915394 +How would a sequel go? Would it use a new cast? +--- 634915475 +KINDA BUG AND KINDA SNACK +--- 634916332 +>>634915446 +There would be bugs and there'd be snax +--- 634916667 +>>634914149 (OP) +So now that the dust had settled, and I'm not playing the game. +What's the story? And what as the twist? +--- 634917108 +>>634916667 +Something something filling the hole in your soul with food just rots your brain and hurts your body while still leaving you dejected. That's extrapolated out into bugsnax being a literal parasite that converts people who eat them into more bugsnax + twists their mind into wanting to eat more of them, and the person you were looking for was turned into a queen bug that was trying to scare you off before the rest of the swarm could attack/forcefeed themselves into you. A lot of interpersonal drama happens along the way. + +Also there's an illuminati that wants to instill their own queen parasite so they can use the swarm to control the world +--- 634917179 +>>634915475 +BELLY FULL AND EMPTY SACK +--- 634917850 +>>634917108 +Why did everyone keep saying it's "dark"? +Sounds pretty tame to me. +--- 634919950 +>>634917850 +everyone is depressed and at each other's throats +--- 634920002 +>>634919950 +Plus bugsnax are kinda an allegory for drugs +--- 634921012 +chandlo sex? diff --git a/v/634914167.txt b/v/634914167.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..beb27295bb9d55c0edcf1ea0bcd572fadb8b56f6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634914167.txt @@ -0,0 +1,155 @@ +----- +--- 634914167 +>Open cracked game +>8 CMD windows pop up for a sec and disappear +--- 634914272 +Cardcaptor Sakura blackpilled me on girls, particularly after finding out women created the show +--- 634914276 +>>634914167 (OP) +Dont care +Im still pirating your snoyshit "exclusives" and removing the faggot flags +--- 634914321 +>start cracked game +>"nigga that's nuts" squirrel pops up for 0.5 seconds +--- 634914331 +>>634914167 (OP) +Sandbox. It's like a litterbox, but for you mom. +--- 634914341 +>>634914272 +Whats the "blackpill" of CCS supposed to be +--- 634914385 +>>634914341 +The way they treated boys her age and worshipped older males. +--- 634914410 +cracking Sakuras game +--- 634914491 +>>634914167 (OP) +cmd can't do shit unless you gave the program administrator privileges fucking retard +--- 634914506 +>>634914385 +Sakura & Syaoran were always there for each other and Tomoyo never treated any of the boys her age bad. Syaoran's chink cousin also had a crush on him +--- 634914557 +>>634914385 +that just mean you should look for your loliwife +--- 634914595 +>>634914385 +That's a whitepill though +--- 634914810 +>>634914557 +>>634914595 +Well yeah I'm way older now and it doesn't matter, but the show back then had a creepy quality to it because of that undercurrent of anti-boyism, like I wasn't supposed to be watching it that you didn't get with Sailor Moon. +--- 634915016 +>>634914457 +Daily reminder to report mentally ill discord tranny. +--- 634915148 +>>634915016 +Good job on getting him consistently deleted +--- 634915242 +>>634915148 +I samefag though thanks anyway +--- 634915320 +What did Clamp mean by this?? +--- 634915367 +I don't get that. i only get the +>log into windows and cmd pops up for a split second then closes itself +thing and even then it only happens like once every 50 boots +--- 634915428 +>>634915320 +haha her hair looks like the head of a benis :D +--- 634915462 +>>634915320 +--- 634915481 +is CCS good or was it one of those animes that should have been watched when it was aired? +--- 634915514 +Lmao, tranny btfo again. +--- 634915550 +>>634914167 (OP) +>windows defender flags a crack as severe +>Actions: restore item and run it + +I live on the edge. I ain't paying for shit. +--- 634915603 +>>634915481 +If you're a pedophile or 8 years old it still holds up today. You're better off watching other stuff from CLAMP like Tsubasa Chronicles or xxxHolic if you're not. +--- 634915605 +>>634915320 +that true love knows no social boundaries, and that it makes many lonely people angry +--- 634915647 +>>634915320 +--- 634915772 +>>634914810 +I liked CCS and never felt that way watching. But I was 7 and too dumb to realize these things, now I wanna rewatch just to see how subtlety misandrist it really is +--- 634915852 +>>634915320 +Clamp is proof that women are more degenerate than men. +--- 634915993 +>>634915772 +You virgins really need to fucking get laid, you're seriously almost at the point of no return on this schizo shit +--- 634916036 +>>634915993 +ok vaginoid +--- 634916104 +anal card +--- 634916135 +>>634915852 +>>634914272 +--- 634916259 +>>634915320 +They should have started dating in Clear Card. Instead they just disappear. +--- 634916262 +>>634915428 +fugge now i see id two :DD +--- 634916318 +>>634914810 +Lots of women form relationships with men a few years older than them it's not too surprising. +--- 634916436 +>>634915481 +it looks and sounds great, but the narrative is meandering - overall worth a watch, though the last part is weak +--- 634916508 +>>634916318 +To be fair, age matters less the older people get. Anon realized that 12 year old girls get their pussies wet for adult men, so considering his young age of course he would be shocked and even disgusted and creeped +--- 634916527 +>>634916135 +I don't understand why women constantly give men shit for being like this when they are just as bad if not worse. +--- 634916631 +>>634916527 +All female complaints are nothing but a way to obtain soft power over men +--- 634916798 +>>634914167 (OP) +I-it's just a false positive, anon. +You're overreacting. Just enjoy the game. +--- 634917425 +>>634915481 +>should have been watched when it was aired +What is this stupid fucking idea? No, these shows do not age and people watching it in the 90's didn't get 35mm HD transfers on 4K TVs with 5.1 audio. +--- 634917641 +>>634916508 +that's not even limited to girls though, chances are good if there was a hot younger teacher or substitute teacher at your school, guys were talking about her as well. +--- 634917886 +>>634915993 +No, they all need to marry little girls. +--- 634917973 +>>634915320 +Is that the girl that like corm? +--- 634918080 +>>634914167 (OP) +>8 CMD windows pop up for a sec and disappear +Whatever, have fun fighting among yourselves, systems so old and tangled that I can't even get any working malware on it anymore. +--- 634920527 +>>634916135 +This can't be real +--- 634920716 +>>634916135 +i don't get this screenshot +>women have no power in japan +>well actually here's a bunch of female porn artists +what? +--- 634921454 +>>634915550 +only thing a crack's ever infected with is sick beats +--- 634921945 +>>634915481 +It is THE anime +--- 634922295 +>>634921945 +Every gif or webm i see of this show always has top tier animation quality. Was every episode like this or is it just cherry picked scenes? diff --git a/v/634914296.txt b/v/634914296.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..153d743e04b09c0549c06c8b53d4c56472c01598 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634914296.txt @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +----- +--- 634914296 +Boomers +>Hahaha, that's so fucking hilarious. What mess will Larry end up in next? + +Zoomers +>HOMMINA HOMMINA AWOOGA! *turns into a cartoon wolf and whistles while stamping foot* +--- 634914431 +>>634914296 (OP) +Is that cum on his dress? +--- 634915560 +>>634914296 (OP) +That's how your closet looks like. +The first stage always involves mockery. +--- 634915849 +>>634915560 +I see you're already talking from experience faggot +--- 634918727 +>>634914296 (OP) +Can confirm, I want mommy futamilkies +--- 634920871 +Yeah I fapped to the naked gun scene +--- 634921057 +>>634914296 (OP) diff --git a/v/634914304.txt b/v/634914304.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1c92cb66feb412a1888bf54bc081f3c7ceeba96e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634914304.txt @@ -0,0 +1,568 @@ +----- +--- 634914304 +https://old.reddit.com/r/Amd/comments/12tlk7s/7800x3d_just_killed_itself_and_my_mobo/ + +AYYMDEAD HOUSEFIRES IS FINISHED & BANKRUPT +--- 634914495 +>AMD +>redd*t +go back +--- 634914831 +Thanking God for one more just werks day on Intel+Nvidia setup +--- 634915015 +amd sisters? our response? +--- 634915074 +>>634914304 (OP) +>reddit +he had a shit fan and heatsink +also goto /g/, fag +--- 634915080 +>>634914831 +It's expensive. Amd is cheaper so brazilians tend to buy them a lot. +--- 634915093 +What's the best new CPU for productivity and some light gaming? +--- 634915115 +>>634914304 (OP) +There's a reason fire extinguishers are red, you know. +--- 634915123 +>>634914304 (OP) +>>634915015 +If you read through the thread, this appears to only happen on some Asus motherboards. +--- 634915131 +That's why we stick to Intel. Imagine saving a few bucks just to constantly worry about your computer frying itself. +--- 634915327 +>Came home to my system ideling full fan and QCode of 00 +--- 634915551 +>>634915093 +13700k +--- 634915597 +>buy AMD CPU +>optical audio crackles +>takes 50 seconds to boot every time (checked and unchecked all settings) +>display port didn't work in BIOS and I had to change to HDMI every time +never buying AMD again holy fuck +--- 634916043 +>>634915597 +You have it easy. Sometimes the whole thing explodes into a huge dumpster fire. Houses burned cause of this shit. +--- 634916120 +AMD cpu, nvidia gpu is master race +--- 634916138 +>>634915080 +No it's not. Intel is the budget cpu brand now. +--- 634916329 +>>634916138 +Budget and performs better? Based. +--- 634916364 +>>634915597 +skill issue +--- 634916397 +>linking to redit +even worse +>browsing redit +i recently found out that people pay for redit gold and those emojis or whatever they are called and they do absolutely nothing for the people that got redit gold + +i thought it was a meme when you guys spammed it here, but holy shit i can not imagine being a bigger cvck than payiung for emojis +actual gacha fags are better than this +--- 634916464 +>>634916364 +Cope. +All of those things aren't present on another (INTEL) PC. +--- 634916543 +>>634916329 +>literal who reviewer getting different scores from everyone else +stop posting this faggot +--- 634916560 +>>634916329 +Love my 13700k +--- 634916652 +>>634916543 +>nooo you can't post his results because it doesn't suit my narrative!!!!!! +>posts average FPS numbers +LOL +--- 634916654 +>>634914304 (OP) +What board was he using? + +RMA is only a first world thing, if the guy is a turdworlder then companies or even the retailer will never honor any kind of RMA past the warranty date. +--- 634916772 +>>634916652 +>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO +Even with the expensive 13900KS it can't win LMAO +--- 634916781 +>>634916543 +0.1 to 0.9% you say? Absolute AMD domination! +--- 634916809 +>>634916772 +Well anon, we can cherrypick games all day... It won't get us anywhere. +--- 634916810 +>>634916654 +>What board was he using? +In all of these cases where it has happened, it has been Asus motherboards every time. +--- 634916853 +>>634916810 +Good thing I have a MSI X670E Ace + +I lost a screw for my AIO so I'm still waiting for NZXT to ship them to me +--- 634916870 +>>634916772 +>>634916809 +Get Intel for best all-round performance +Get AMD if your main game(s) benefit from the 3D cache, primarily the 5800X3D is a good upgrade for most people on older CPU's. +--- 634916932 +>>634916772 +What RAM, what GPU? +5.6Ghz is a shit OC. +--- 634916935 +>>634916870 +>350 +>390 +Let's be honest for a second, who cares at that point? And it's not like you're gonna be playing at 1080p either. +--- 634916986 +I like functioning drivers and winning in benchmarks. + + +We are not the same. +--- 634916987 +>>634915597 +>>display port didn't work in BIOS and I had to change to HDMI every time +Has nothing to do with the platform, update your gpu bios +--- 634917006 +>>634916935 +I agree. +The next factor is either power consumption or stability/all-round performance. +AMD for power consumption (though idle'ing is much higher and GPU's these days use 600W), or Intel for stability/all-round performance with no hiccups. +--- 634917021 +imagine being so retarded you buy AMD +--- 634917050 +>>634914304 (OP) +OP is a FAGGOT yet again, it is only chinkshit ANUS motherboards that cause this not AMD. +--- 634917061 +>>634916987 +>just update the BIOS bro +And there it is. +Works on my Intel system flawlessly. +--- 634917067 +>>634914304 (OP) +tech jesus vid to be expected shortly? +--- 634917117 +>>634917021 +Right now 7800X3D is miles ahead of anything Intel provides when you look at overall price/performance/power consumption, and if you don't care about productivity. +--- 634917159 +>>634917067 +Yes + +Processors very rarely brick, this is all on Gaysus + +Gaysus will get torn into shreds +--- 634917165 +>>634917117 +>price / performance / power consumption +Already addressed in this thread. Stop posting. +--- 634917167 +>>634917050 +>it's not happening, it's the motherboards fault, it's some Chinese mans fault +lol AMD strikes again +--- 634917182 +>>634917061 +You forgot to add "in CSM mode" +--- 634917234 +>>634917182 +Nope. CSM is disable do on the Intel system. +--- 634917237 +>>634917117 +>it's miles ahead. You just need to play 6 year old games at 1080p or current without ray tracing enabled +lol shut up faggot +--- 634917253 +>>634917117 +>0 to ~15% faster in games (at 1080p) +>same at 4k, even on a 4090 (GPU limit) +>more expensive than the 13700k +>40% slower in multithreaded workloads +MILES AHEAD GUISE +--- 634917269 +>>634917165 +>Already addressed in this thread +What is there to "address"? What I wrote is the objective truth. If you only care about vidya, then 7800X3D is king and Intel doesn't come close. +--- 634917310 +itt + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSpIKoA6vsM [Embed] +--- 634917315 +>>634917269 +>If you only care about vidya, then 7800X3D is king and Intel doesn't come close. +Your brain on AMD. +see >>634916329 +--- 634917324 +>>634917237 +>>634917253 +>leave it up to nu-/v/ retards to not understand why tests are performed at 1080p +Good job exposing yourselves for having 80 IQ and absolutely zero knowledge. Fucking morons. +--- 634917362 +>>634917269 +Do you have a 7800X3D? Post a games benchmark score and I bet I can beat it. +--- 634917380 +>>634917310 +difference is that userbenchmark are a bunch of autists without evidence. evidence has been posted ITT. +Nice try though. +Who are you going to post next? AdoredTV? Moores Law? Lmfao. +--- 634917451 +>>634917324 +If you're buying a high end CPU like that, there's an 80% chance you're going to have at least a 1440p monitor unless you're an autistic sweaty nerd that plays competitive FPS games at 1080p. +--- 634917471 +>>634914304 (OP) +>have to worry about both gpus and cpus exploding +what in the fuck is wrong w/ these companies? +--- 634917502 +>>634917324 +>look look it wins on some old games running at 1080p +>I never use 1080p or play those games but somehow their scores are relevant. +lol AMD faggots are funny +--- 634917530 +>>634917315 +Nice cherry-picked benchmark from some random no-name. Meanwhile, pic related is reality. +--- 634917576 +>>634917530 +OHNONONONONO +intel bros.... +--- 634917597 +>>634917451 +>>634917502 +It's funny how I point out that you retards don't understand why 1080p is used, and then you double down again, making yourselves look even more retarded again. + +Maybe you guys should go look it up and educate yourselves, so you don't look like complete zoomer morons with an 80 IQ who has literally zero knowledge about benchmarks and testing. +--- 634917675 +>>634917597 +>reality vs benchmarks +Holy fuck you autist we know why 1080p is used. The reality is that you're likely going to have a 1440p monitor so it doesn't even matter who you choose. +--- 634917691 +have fun with your 1000 watt power supply and mandatory liquid cooling because intel still can't beat their 12 nanometer manufacturing process +--- 634917703 +>>634917675 +>Holy fuck you autist we know why 1080p is used +Go ahead and explain why it's used then. +--- 634917719 +>>634917597 +>You just don't understand that having a higher fps on games you don't play at resolutions you don't use is important. +lolol +--- 634917762 +>>634917530 +>134W difference +nyooo.... intelsisters its over +--- 634917825 +>>634917530 +Can you link the video? I can only find this +--- 634917874 +>>634917825 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78lp1TGFvKc [Embed] +--- 634917891 +>>634917703 +To remove as much GPU bottleneck as possible... +--- 634918005 +>>634917874 +What RAM speeds and CPU clock on the 13900k? +--- 634918063 +>>634917891 +So it's used in an unrealistic way to gauge CPU performance, just like any other synthetic benchmark for eg. Cinebench? +--- 634918107 +>>634917891 +So if you understand that games are GPU limited in 1440p and 4K, then why the fuck are you complaining about 1080p being used to benchmarks CPUs? + +Just as an example here: +>MWII 1080p - 13900k, 302 FPS versus 13100, 131 FPS +>MWII 4K - 13900k, 186 FPS versus 13100, 130 FPS + +Do you think the 1080p or 4K is more accurate at showing actual differences in these CPUs? +--- 634918189 +>>634918005 +>DUDE JUST BUY DDR5-8000 AND OVERCLOCK TO 6GHZ AND 500W AND YOU CAN MATCH A 7800X3D AT STOCK!!! +The absolute STATE of Intcels in 2023. +--- 634918208 +>>634918063 +>>634918107 +I'm not complaining about 1080p being used as benchmark results for CPU's. +What I am saying is that at 1440p and above, the CPU choice hardly matters anymore as the GPU is now the bottleneck. +--- 634918265 +>>634918189 +>DUDE just remove your CPU heatsink and you can match AMD 7800X3D smoke performance +--- 634918273 +if you are an adult, the power consumption difference alone should be reason enough to choose a 7800x3d over a 13900k. +i dont like loud fans, i dont like my room getting hot in the summer and since i dont like with my parents, that electricity is not free. + +and as it turns out, the performance of the two cpus is roughly the same. how is this even a debate? +--- 634918286 +>>634918189 +HUB has proven multiple times now to be incompetent with RAM, even doubling down after being called out for shilling his affiliate links. +I accept your concession however. +--- 634918357 +>>634918273 +Paired with a RTX 3060. Why even bother with the 7800X3D at that stage. +--- 634918369 +>>634918063 +cinebench is a bad way to gauge the 7800x3d performance since it does not utilize the large cache very well. the cpu is for gaming, not productivity +--- 634918373 +>>634918208 +>What I am saying is that at 1440p and above, the CPU choice hardly matters anymore +If this is your point, then why are you arguing AGAINST the 7800X3D, which is both cheaper, has better performance and has lower power draw? You're not making any sense here. +--- 634918431 +>>634918373 +>cheaper +>better performance +? +--- 634918450 +>>634918431 +>? +What are you confused about? +--- 634918472 +>>634918286 +>>634918005 +He was using 6400/5.8ghz for the 13900k +--- 634918484 +>>634918369 +>Cinebench is bad because it's not realistic. +>Running 1080p on a 4090 is good because it's not realistic. +choose one +--- 634918497 +>>634918450 +How you can think that way. +13900k and the 7800X3D are the same price. +If you wanted budget, get the 13700k as it's $250 cheaper. +--- 634918559 +>>634918472 +So the Intel system was gimped, got it. +--- 634918562 +>>634915597 +optical audio crackles? +--- 634918570 +>>634918357 +what do you mean? are you saying that a 3060 is so power hungry that the cpu does not matter? +newer generation gpus are more power efficient than old ones, especially if you undervolt them. i almost never hear the fans on my ryx 3070, and if i do, its in a game that would absolutely destroy an older gpu. +--- 634918657 +>>634918570 +No, if you care about power consumption, you would have a 3060. +>never hear the fans +So what? We are talking about power consumption. +--- 634918661 +>>634918497 +>13900k and the 7800X3D are the same price. +Wrong. 13900k is $100-$300 more expensive depending on where you are from. Not to mention the motherboards are also more expensive for Intel sockets. +--- 634918714 +>people are that poor they can't afford 50W more load on the PC while their GPU pulls 600W +turd worlders need to rethink their life. +--- 634918748 +>>634918484 +>>Running 1080p on a 4090 is good because it's not realistic. +who are you quoting? a game 1080p is a realistic benchmark for cpu performance since the cpu will be doing around the same work as if the game was higher resolution. the point is to reduce any possibility of gpu bottleneck +--- 634918776 +>>634918661 +and it's double the performance in a lot of cases vs an increase of a few fps in most gaming @ 1080p cases. +Are you seriously arguing that the bonfire 7800X3D is a better CPU than a 13900k? +--- 634918810 +>>634918661 +You are wrong. +--- 634918875 +>>634918776 +13900k is better for productivity, at the cost of higher price and higher power draw. 7800X3D is better for gaming, while having lower price and lower power draw. +--- 634918934 +>>634918657 +i care about power consumption and i do almost have a 3060. are you referring to the fact that these benchmarks use an rtx 4090? its just for the comparison i think +and about the fans, temperature equals power consumption, and fan corresponds with temperature, thus fan noise corresponds with power consumption. its a pretty good indicator +--- 634918942 +>>634918810 +Wow, what a compelling argument. It's not like I can look at prices in my country and see the price differences, and then also go to amazon.com or newegg.com and see that there's also a $100 price difference. This isn't even going into the motherboard prices either. +--- 634918964 +>24C/32T CPU uses 50W more power than an 8C/16T CPU +holy fuck based Intel coming in with the power savings. +--- 634919017 +>\v\ +>twatter and plebit links +--- 634919018 +>>634918942 +nobody cares about your turd world country anon. +--- 634919025 +>>634918964 +It's more like ~150w extra, for less performance. See >>634917530 +--- 634919057 +>>634918748 +You're saying that the cinebench is pointless because it doesn't resemble real world usage, while the 4090 + 1080p benchmark is a real world usage? +Do you have a 7800X3D with a 4090 and run 1080p? Can you name a person with that set up? Is anyone in this thread running that set up? No, of course not, it's retarded. +You just choose it to be a valid benchmark because that's AMD gets the higher number +--- 634919080 +>>634919025 +>hardware unboxed +Imagine giving this retard any light of day. Nigger runs Intel CPU's at 110°C and doesn't know how RAM works. +--- 634919090 +>>634919018 +I am from Denmark. My country is infinitely more first world than your country will ever be. We are 95% white. Meanwhile if you are from the US then you are from a country that's 50% non-white. +--- 634919104 +>>634917006 +Since when the fuck do they use 600w except when the thermal limit is turned off? Even the very hungry 3950 caps out at like 370 +--- 634919135 +>>634918875 +Post your real world game benchmark result screen with your 7800X3D and I'll post you my game benchmarks with my 13900k and I bet I'll win. +--- 634919220 +>>634917061 +ok? good for you, my friend has intel and he had the exact same issue with display port. You're legit just retarded if you think it has anything to do with either +--- 634919228 +>>634914304 (OP) +>redditor retarrd doesn't know how cooling works + +every single damn time, probably didn't use thermal paste. +--- 634919258 +>>634919080 +Gamers Nexus gets similar results. There's no shame in admitting that for once, AMD actually beat Intel. +--- 634919318 +>>634918208 +>What I am saying is that at 1440p and above, the CPU choice hardly matters anymore +that highly depends on the game. strategy / simulation games are very cpu bound. +some examples: factorio, rimworld, oxygen not included, dwarf fortress, cities skylines, any grand strategy game +and in these games the 7800x3d eclipses the 13900k because of the larger cache, since simulation games do a lot of memory access on every game tick +--- 634919328 +>>634919135 +I don't have my 7800X3D yet, it's in the mail. However, you would definitely still lose in 90% of games. +--- 634919353 +>>634919318 +>factorio, rimworld, oxygen not included, dwarf fortress, cities skylines, any grand strategy game +So irrelevant games, got it. +--- 634919360 +>>634919328 +>I don't have one but I still win +fuck off retard +--- 634919380 +>>634915597 +You already posted this in the other thread +>>634912789 → +--- 634919410 +>>634914304 (OP) +>old.reddit.com + +Only actual redditors do this shit +--- 634919414 +>>634919104 +I don't have a 3090 or 4090 but my friends overclocking hits 600W. Looking around such as Jayz2cents (as much as I hate that nigger) he had it at 500W overclocked. +--- 634919440 +>>634919353 +>So irrelevant +What are "relevant" games? +--- 634919481 +>>634919380 +Okay, and? That thread died. +--- 634919518 +>>634919360 +>you need to own a Ferrari to know that it would win against a Toyota Corolla +You are the retard here, retard. I have the 7800X3D + 4090 Suprim X Liquid coming Monday. +--- 634919529 +>buy cutting edge +>have problems + +oh really +--- 634919549 +>>634919057 +>You're saying that the cinebench is pointless because it doesn't resemble real world usage +no, im saying that cinebench resembles real world usage for productivity, which the 3d cpus are explicitly not made for +>while the 4090 + 1080p benchmark is a real world usage +its a good way to isolate the cpu performance in a benchmark + +serious question anon, do you have some kind of learning deficiency? your reading comprehension is really not good +you probably wont understand this post either, so here is a colorful image with big numbers and few words. happy? +--- 634919557 +>>634919481 +You’re not even real. +--- 634919624 +>>634919518 +>I do have one, it's just in the post and when it does arrive it'll be the greatest in the universe. +lol you faggot never fail to not be faggots +--- 634919718 +>>634919624 +>lol you faggot never fail to not be faggots +Wow, very compelling argument. You have surely won now. It's not like we can look at every single benchmark that has been done for 7800X3D and literally see that it beats the 13900k in 9/10 games, while costing less and drawing less power. +--- 634919817 +>There's been more reports of specifically ASUS boards killing Zen4 X3D chips +Yeah this might actually be a thing to keep an eye on, rather than just being an isolated incident. +--- 634919880 +>>634914304 (OP) +5600x chad here, it just works! +--- 634919936 +the best thing AMD ever did was support Vulkan dev because it benefits greatly both Nvidia and AMD GPUs but then the jewish microsoft is forcing all game devs to stick with directx garbage. + +There is no way out +--- 634919942 +>People continue to buy into the AMDmeme +Stop being fucking retarded. +--- 634920026 +>>634919942 +>Stop being fucking retarded. +Right back at you. 1) the thing in OP is an Asus problem, 2) the 7800X3D is one of the very few times AMD has done things right. +--- 634920134 +>>634918273 +>that electricity is not free +Oh noo, whole 10 cents per kWh (EU pricing), for like 20-30 hours a month (after all you're an adult, and barely get to play games). How will your wallet ever recover? +--- 634920427 +>>634920134 +>whole 10 cents per kWh (EU pricing) +Not the guy you are arguing with, but I wish that was the case. It's the equivalent of ~60 cents per kWh here in Scandinavia. +--- 634920582 +>>634920134 +I'm paying somewhere around ~50-60 cents per kWh (depends when I'm playing). What country in Europe is paying 10 cents lmao +--- 634920965 +>Buying AMD +You deserved it + +Modern GPUs are a joke +--- 634921058 +>>634918273 +I have a smart meter. I checked my hourly rate usage with 13900k PC on browsing internet (including anything else running in my home) and it came to 7p per hour UK. +Running Cinebench, so CPU hits 99% usage , and CPU power draw of 265w and that number increases to 17p per hour. So an additional 10p per hour. +I have yet to see a game run at over 20% CPU usage. +If I ran the PC at 100% usage for 40 hours per week (which will never happen) it would be an increase of just £4. lol like who gives a shit over £4 a week? +--- 634921124 +>>634920134 +those numbers are far off from reality. lets say 100 hours a month, 50 cents per kwh, average of 50w difference. that gives you 60 kwh per year, which is 30 euroshekels. +its not a lot of money, but it will add up if you use the cpu for a few years. especially if you spend more time gaming, play games that use more cpu power or the electricty price keeps increasing for reasons which the anti defamation league prevents me from elaborating on +--- 634921296 +>turd worlders arguing over a few dollars of power usage +lol +--- 634921308 +Im not updating my 1060 and there's nothing you can do that will change my mind except making less shit games +--- 634921643 +>>634921296 +Your country is 50% non-whites, and rapidly increasing. +--- 634921718 +>>634920427 +This 4 cents/kWh is literally killing me in Finland +--- 634921856 +>>634921643 +Not the case. +If your country is so "superior" then why do you have to pay out of the ass for power? +--- 634921867 +>>634919017 +--- 634922004 +>>634919549 +>no, im saying that cinebench resembles real world usage for productivity, which the 3d cpus are explicitly not made for +It's a CPU. It does calculations. It is better at some calculations than others. You're choosing the scenario it's good at over the scenario it isn't due to bias. Then you say: +>its a good way to isolate the cpu performance in a benchmark +Which proves my point entirely. Your bias is that because it can run a game well in a completely unrealistic scenario of using a 4090 @ 1080p that you believe it's a good CPU, while you ignore every other scenario which it fails at, and in a lot of cases gets completely destroyed in. +--- 634922119 +>>634921856 +>Not the case. +If you are from the US, then it is the case. + +>If your country is so "superior" then why do you have to pay out of the ass for power? +Things cost less in shitty third world countries. Things cost more in superior countries. It's really simple. +--- 634922210 +>>634922004 +>and in a lot of cases gets completely destroyed in. +Not the guy you are replying to, but please show proof of this. From all the research I have done, there's only 3-4 games where 13900K does better than 7800X3D. +--- 634922336 +>>634922119 +>unironically defending higher power prices +the absolute state of AMD shills +--- 634922379 +>>634922336 +Where did I defend it in any way? +--- 634922584 +I'd never buy an amd product, but i'm fucking poor so AMD it is. +--- 634922813 +>>634914304 (OP) +For Fuck sake I just bought an AMD CPU and an AMD graphich card because redditors told me they were the best bang for my buck after years of intel donato tell me this shit is gonna happen to me I spent 600$. +--- 634922819 +AYYMD BTFO diff --git a/v/634914390.txt b/v/634914390.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bdbc014391ea04385285008aa05cf272b23d8ba0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634914390.txt @@ -0,0 +1,54 @@ +----- +--- 634914390 +Pic rel finaly arrived today!! +What are some good VR games that I can play with it? +It was an impulse purchase and I have no idea what to do with it +--- 634914556 +Is this the buyer's remorse thread? +--- 634914587 +>>634914390 (OP) +Elite Dangerous +--- 634914642 +>>634914390 (OP) +starwars squadrons + +think mechwarrior 5 is getting a vr mode +--- 634915313 +>>634914390 (OP) +IL-2 Sturmovik: Battle of Stalingrad +--- 634915319 +>>634914587 +>>634914642 +This and this also check out vox machina not joystick required but still fun cockpit vr. Obv Microsoft flight sim also +--- 634916576 +>>634914390 (OP) +they still make these? I bought one of them like 20 years ago. I used it to play X2. +--- 634916804 +>>634916576 +yep, if fact they're the only stick you can get under $100 now +--- 634916912 +>>634916576 +I robbed one off my housemate and still use it to play X3. +--- 634917716 +>>634916912 +nigger +--- 634918062 +I think mine that I bought over 13 years ago has drift in it. +--- 634918225 +>>634915313 +This Anon knows his shit. +--- 634918396 +>>634918062 +same +--- 634918662 +>>634916804 +It's weird because when the Thrustmaster T16000 launched it was like 60 bucks but they've increased the price a lot since then. Too bad because it's much more accurate than that Logitech stick thanks to the hall effect sensors. +--- 634918701 +>>634914390 (OP) +I miss my old force feedback sidewinder. +--- 634920590 +>>634917716 +It's a turn of phrase, he didn't use it any more and gave it to me to unclutter his closet. My skin is as white as any self-respecting Argentinian. +--- 634922593 +>>634914390 (OP) +VR only has 1 game, VRCHAT diff --git a/v/634914409.txt b/v/634914409.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..048c9987768cbac86b0ee370bdde1776fee56398 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634914409.txt @@ -0,0 +1,173 @@ +----- +--- 634914409 +>PC gamers think this is a controller +--- 634914505 +>>634914409 (OP) +LOL. Why are PC "gamers" so retarded? +--- 634914514 +i tried looking for a mechanical keyboard a few years ago that looked exactly like a typewriter. i found one but it costs around $500 and had to be shipped from china +i should check if there are any changes +--- 634914585 +>>634914409 (OP) +I play on PC and mostly use a controller. You have freedom on this platform, unlike consoles. +--- 634914597 +this is now a mechanical keyboard thread. +what are you running anons? +--- 634914634 +>>634914409 (OP) +That's for saving your progress. +I hope you picked up the ink ribbon you found in the dining room, or your going to become a Jill sandwich. This isn't even Chris's blood. +--- 634914673 +>>634914409 (OP) +>no numpad +Do typewriterfags really? +--- 634914683 +>console gamers eat their tendies with a controller instead of fork and knife because they think a single tool should be used for everything +--- 634914813 +>>634914585 +95% of console games support keyboard and mouse +--- 634914845 +>>634914585 +>You have freedom on this platform, unlike consoles. +Are you wearing a fedora by any chance? +--- 634914849 +>>634914597 +--- 634914901 +>>634914585 +>You have freedom on this platform, unlike consoles. +What are you using all this freedom to? What are you using your PC for besides an inferior gaming experience? Tell us more. +--- 634914960 +>>634914409 (OP) +>controller +no they don't +--- 634914969 +>>634914849 +based +--- 634915062 +>>634914960 +>Less than a half of Steam games are marked as having an actual gaming controller support +--- 634915129 +>>634914409 (OP) +Funny how something never meant for gaming is superior to nearly every gaming dedicated gamepad. The exception I'm talking about is the steering wheel. +--- 634915135 +>>634914813 +I google "keyboard and mouse on console" and see a bunch of news of devs intentionally locking out keyboard and mouse from the console versions of games like R6S and imposing punishments on people that get around them. +--- 634915196 +>>634914597 +>ducky +meme overpriced garbage +--- 634915212 +>>634915129 +>superior to nearly every gaming dedicated gamepad +--- 634915276 +>>634915212 +Try drinking some milk next time. +--- 634915305 +>>634914597 +>His keyboard only has 2 mod keys +Lmaoing at your life +--- 634915328 +>>634915276 +Try not being 14 with perfect health and no worries in the world +--- 634915359 +>>634915328 +>His bones went to shit after fucking 14 +lmaoing at your life +--- 634915474 +>>634915359 +My boner went into your mom tho +--- 634915503 +>>634915305 +mod keys? +--- 634915620 +>>634915503 +>His keyboard doesn't have Function, Control, Option and Command +--- 634915712 +I just want to say how much I fucking despise people who use reduced keyboards. +Look at this shit. You have to be an awful human being to voluntarily use something like this. +--- 634915776 +>You have low IQ and cant keep track of 104 inputs? Dont worry we built this toy with only a couple inputs just for 12 yos like you! +--- 634915781 +>>634915620 +It has function keys, control keys... +What do I need "option" and "command" keys for? +--- 634915792 +>>634914409 (OP) +show me your 72 button gamepad. +oh wait they dont exist, stay mad. +--- 634915873 +>>634915781 +You never worked a day in your life lol. +--- 634915960 +>>634915873 +I work a 9-5 job anon. +--- 634915979 +>Bro I looooooove this 3A exclusive on my basedstation69, cant wait for 6 years to play the same game again! Lols at PC gamers who can only play infinite amount of games that provide their console games ideas to ripoff, Lmao! +--- 634915992 +>>634914514 +Qwerkywriter and Centaurus +--- 634916032 +>>634915960 +Prostitution is not a legally recognized vocation +--- 634916049 +>>634916032 +It's legal in my country, but I am not a prostitute. +--- 634916092 +>>634916049 +>It's legal in my country +You're going to hell. +--- 634916117 +>>634914409 (OP) +I'll stop using kb+m when the industry comes up with a better controller for games. +--- 634916118 +>>634916092 +What for? I've never engaged with one. +--- 634916165 +>>634914409 (OP) +Man I'd love an old typewriter that could be used as a keyboard for a modern PC at the same time. You could have a sheet and ink ribbon in it and at the end of a gaming session have a page full of your inputs. +>playing an online game +>have a mic so everyone can hear your typewriter keyboard clacking away +>having to reset the drum when it hits the end of a line with a DING so you can keep playing +--- 634916186 +>>634916117 +>Gives your fingers an orgasm in your path +--- 634916904 +>>634916165 +Of course someone has already done it +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zWb0A58ZuI [Embed] +>>634916186 +I got one of these for my PC and it is quite nice. +--- 634917189 +>>634916186 +Nah. A standard gamepad can't replace kbm no matter how good it feels to use, there needs to be a major innovation to fix them so games don't need to play themselves like console shooters currently do. Not to mention a lot of genres are outright unplayable on them, like RTS and yes I know about AoE2 on Xbox, but they had to add features like automatic economy to make it playable. + +Not saying I don't use gamepads when they're actually a better option, just that they can't be a full replacement. +--- 634917267 +>>634917189 +>RTS +The best RTS of all time was a console exclusive for the longest time +--- 634917309 +>>634914409 (OP) +>people be like "here's your controller bro." +--- 634917339 +>>634917309 +It would be preferrable to M&KB +--- 634918367 +>>634917267 +halo wars looks pretty watered down +--- 634919512 +>>634914409 (OP) +My keyboard is fully analog, where is your god now? +--- 634919571 +>>634918367 +Simple isn't a bad thing when it's fun +--- 634919660 +>>634914409 (OP) +here's your controller +*unzips dick* +--- 634922136 +MORE BUTTONS = MORE CONTROL + +https://www.dualshockers.com/destiny-2-bans-mouse-keyboard-on-consoles/ +https://twitter.com/Rainbow6Game/status/1645773696529842179 +https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/xbox/forum/all/keyboard-users-should-be-prohibited-from-playing/8d5cccc6-dd2b-4602-b8f5-d69b9721b330 diff --git a/v/634914603.txt b/v/634914603.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..35fff6eb2c333098e3423563f0797408b3acc1f0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634914603.txt @@ -0,0 +1,83 @@ +----- +--- 634914603 +How would you rate this game? +I got it for free on PS plus and playing it stoned and must say that Doom is pretty kino +--- 634914715 +It’s fucking dog shit + +And you end up choking on something and dying in the next couple weeks +--- 634914718 +>>634914603 (OP) +>playing it stoned +disgusting subhuman creature +--- 634914932 +>>634914603 (OP) +metadoom is epic/10 +--- 634915402 +>>634914603 (OP) +Kill yourself +--- 634915623 +>>634914715 +I decided to play it on easy mode. I dgaf about achievments and shit, I play for the plot and yeah, even on easy this is hard +>>634914718 +>>634915402 +What's y'all problem?? +--- 634915805 +Extremely tedious. I don't get how people like to constantly flip flop between every single thing since all guns can hold like 2 ammo at time. +--- 634916615 +>>634915805 +I agree. Even on easy there's constant lack of ammo. Like wtf +And why you can't kill even grunt basic demons with melee attack. You need to hit them like 15 times on easy +--- 634916679 +>>634914603 (OP) +Worst ‘Doom’ game. +--- 634916687 +>>634914603 (OP) +never played it but i give it solid 3/10 +--- 634916714 +It's 7/10 okay, just drown out the cringe story. +--- 634916914 +It's an FPS game where you constantly run out of ammo, have to bing bing wahoo platforms constantly and have to hit WEAK POINTS FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE, combined with shitty lore nobody asked for and tedious semi-invincible enemies that pop up all the time, not to mention all these extra zoomer abilities like grenade throw, flamethrower, ice canon and melee + +4/10, nuDOOM +3 points for graphics, can't argue it doesn't look good. 1 point for the more oldschool enemy designs over the 2016 one +--- 634918582 +>>634914603 (OP) +amazing, 10/10, but it's really meant for mouse input, so make sure you git gud before going for the higher difficulties. +--- 634918828 +>>634918582 +5 pretentious games. +--- 634918896 +>>634914603 (OP) +Arguably the greatest single player FPS ever made, best one since the 90s for sure. I'd say it's the best stand-alone officially released FPS ever. With mods/fan content I'd say Doom II is the best. /v/ doesn't like Doom Eternal because it's too slow for it. +--- 634919023 +>>634914603 (OP) +Fantastic game that/v/ generally likes, but DOOM is the home of autism so the most vocal today are people upset they didn't use sprites like in the OG or something and filtered due to the increased directionality of the fights +--- 634919082 +>>634916914 +Your opinion is shit +--- 634919128 +>>634914603 (OP) +I prefer Doom 2016 because you have a pistol and your fists actually do some damage, though not a lot, it does make a huge difference +--- 634919308 +>>634919128 +Blood punch in eternal makes up for it +--- 634919441 +>>634914932 +I genuinely have to know, what is it with you and metadoom? What the fuck even is metadoom? +--- 634919537 +>>634914603 (OP) +It's really good but the gameplay loop feels like it was made for people with ADHD or something. + +Limiting the ammo and forcing people to combo weapons and abilities to keep your resources flowing is satisfying and engaging but I miss when Doom gameplay wasn't so autistic. +--- 634920662 +>>634919537 +then play megawads, cyriak made a masterpiece last year. +>>634918828 +list them +--- 634922227 +>>634914603 (OP) +>How would you rate this game? +Doom Eternal? More like Dumb Infernal. It's a mindless, gore-filled, first-person shooter that glorifies violence and encourages reckless behavior. I give it a solid 1 out of 10 for its lack of originality and overall negative impact on society. But if you're into mindless violence and don't care about contributing to societal decay, then go ahead and enjoy it. After all, ignorance is bliss. +--- 634922624 +Devs drank too much marvel juice, it's especially apparent with part 2 of the DLC. diff --git a/v/634914672.txt b/v/634914672.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b41f7388cd8f2f4e9a4d7afcbf17ff77b96d70e8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634914672.txt @@ -0,0 +1,840 @@ +----- +--- 634914672 +>Child rape is OK if youre a woman +>Only ugly people are evil +What are some other deep fAtlus takes?1 +--- 634914736 +>child rape is okay if you're jewish +fixed that for you +--- 634915552 +>>634914672 (OP) +But that first part is true though. Shota x MILF is the holiest thing to exist on Gods gay earth +--- 634915568 +>rape +I've been horny for attractive women since I was 12 +--- 634915637 +>>634914672 (OP) +How is Kamoshida ugly. He seems like a pretty built guy +--- 634915689 +>people are inherently biased and everything is conditional +--- 634915718 +>>634915637 +Just look at his face +--- 634915779 +>>634915568 +Woman here +I've been horny for hot adult men ever since I was 8 +--- 634915785 +Women could pretty much get away with any crime as long as they didn't make people too angry. +Only recently they've been punished a bit more with jail time and shit. + +People don't see women as adults. They're seen as children. "women and children" they're not real adults +--- 634915793 +>being a pedo is ok if you are the mc +--- 634915827 +>>634914672 (OP) +>Child rape is OK if youre a woman +>Only ugly people are evil + +True +--- 634915893 +>>634915785 +Women have more neurons in their upper brain than men +--- 634915910 +>>634914672 (OP) +Is the problem not the fact that one abused his position to abuse girls against their wishes and the other got hit on by her student and returned his love. Making the situations quite diffrent. +--- 634915983 +>>634915893 +So do whales +--- 634915989 +>>634915893 +Then why don't they use them? Or are they all tied to emotions? +--- 634916090 +>>634914672 (OP) +I quit this game after I found out she was a prostitute. Not a single good character up to that point in the game. No idea why it's considered good +--- 634916164 +>>634915793 +Hey anon she's a 11,000,000,000,000 year old goddess, so its totally legal +--- 634916182 +>>634915785 +Reminds me at how people always cry at the "horrible fate" of French female collaborators of WW2 because they got their head shaved in 1945, while somehow forgetting that male collaborators were executed instead of just having their hair cut... +--- 634916192 +>>634915779 +>Woman here +tits or GTFO +--- 634916208 +>>634914672 (OP) +Kawakami wasnt actively trying to fuck you, you had to initiate with her and convince her to go with it because she was hesitant at first. Kamoshida was forcing himself on girls against their will. It has nothing to do with age. + +Also as much as California media faggotry tries to tell you otherwise, a 17 year old isnt a "child". Its a fucking teenager. If someone can drive a car and do trig, they have the intellectual capacity to know if they want to fuck or not. Some people are simply more impulsive than others. +--- 634916213 +>>634914672 (OP) +Am I weird if Kamoshida is one of my favorite characters in media ever? I had a hard time emphasizing with the protagonists when I'm fighting this gigachad power fantasy who claps girl's teenage cheeks and breaks femboys with his volleyball spikes. + +Eng dub of course, jap is too cartoonish. They tried to tone it down with humor, but Kamoshida is an absolute unit of a man and a complete menace. +Even his redemption was good, though I was sad to see him go. +--- 634916298 +>>634914672 (OP) +>rape +>Kamoshida abuses his power to molest girls +>not rape +>you confess to Kawakami and she almost reluctantly agrees so be in a relationship with you, with both parties agreeing on this +There, you fag, not that hard, is it? +--- 634916347 +>>634916090 +She's not. She only does house work. Its the "sister company" where she would've fucked for bucks if the MC didn't finish her route +--- 634916375 +>>634916298 +>molest girls +She literally could have said no any time +Most girls he fucked liked it +--- 634916406 +>>634916298 +/thread +--- 634916412 +>>634916090 +>didn't play the game +Anon, why do you come here just to post ugly whores and lie about shit? +--- 634916418 +>>634914672 (OP) +Why did you change Gargathor +--- 634916459 +>>634916208 +>Also as much as California media faggotry tries to tell you otherwise, a 17 year old isnt a "child". Its a fucking teenager. If someone can drive a car and do trig, they have the intellectual capacity to know if they want to fuck or not. Some people are simply more impulsive than others. + +This is america +Teens are old enough to take life changing decisions like becoming a tranny, but not old enough to decide indulging in something as meaningless as sex +--- 634916478 +>>634914672 (OP) +>some other deep fAtlus takes? +you have ghosts in your blood +--- 634916532 +>>634916478 +>NTR +It’s over +--- 634916536 +>>634916375 +if she said no he won't give her a letter of recommendation. Then she wont be able to go to a good collage. +--- 634916580 +>>634916375 +>Dude, c'mon, she should've just said no, it's not like he had influence over the whole shcool and could've gotten her exoelled for shit she didn't do, or that he isn't a buff motherfucker who can get you to do whatever with his physical strenght +--- 634916610 +>>634916213 +Yeah, as far as Persona characters go, he’s pretty mediocre. Shido mogs him hard, so does every other character +--- 634916620 +>>634916459 +Thats always my go to argument with people, how the FUCK can you say someone is intellectually capable enough to make a decision to cut their dick/tits off but they cant make the decision to have a quick fuck? Its one of the other. When you bring this up in a calm manner, people short circuit. +--- 634916648 +>>634916375 +Anon, even if that was true +>most +still means the others were abused and it's really not the same as Kawakami +--- 634916682 +>>634916164 +That just means that Lavenza is the pedo +--- 634916701 +>>634916164 +You jest but laws only care about age, not looks. +That's why a 14 year old that looks 21 isn't legal. +--- 634916758 +>>634916192 +>Wanting to see disgusting tranny tits. +Why +--- 634916761 +>>634915793 +You don't fuck Lavenza, tho +--- 634916939 +>>634916758 +Stop giving trannies affirmation. +The move you replay to women with "but it's a tranny" the more you validate the tranny mindset. +--- 634917081 +>>634916761 +In Strikers it is implied she got engaged to Joker and will marry her when she is legal (14 in japan) +--- 634917135 +>>634916412 +I did play it and I felt they were clearly indicating she was a whore and like I said I stopped playing the game shortly after, since every character in the game was thrash. +--- 634917186 +>>634916090 +SOURCE +--- 634917235 +>>634916701 +>have a girlfriend that looks much younger than what she actually is and is 5'0 +>making out in the car at night behind some strip mall +>cops show up and tell us to get out of the car, guy cop is being hostile with me, girl cop is being gentle with her +>wtf what did I do +>hands on the car, kinda nervous but I know that both me and girlfriend are squeaky clean +>cops start suddenly laughing their ass off, get all jovial and are like "dont you have somewhere else you can do this" +>I refrain from being a dick and pointing out that if we didnt we wouldnt be here in the first place, just kinda laughed with them about it, still confused +>let us go +>the next day it dawns on me that they probably thought I was some older guy taking advantage of a young teenager when in fact my girlfriend is 2 years older than me, and they thought it was funny +People do judge on looks, but most people dont chimp out when they realize they are actually of age. Only twitterfags go on about "22 year old children" or whatever the fuck lol +--- 634917298 +>>634915637 +fit =/= handsome +you can be fit while still having an ugly face. I wouldn't call Kamoshida super ugly or anything but he's not someone who would draw your eye with his looks. +--- 634917349 +OP, are you nominukui? There's a mentally ill guy on Persona subreddits obsessed with the alleged "ugly people must be killed" theme of these games and writes fanfiction about Persona characters torturing ugly people. He's a drug addict too +--- 634917378 +>>634917135 +>I did play it +You did not +>I felt +That's just it. (You) felt it was that way +>they were clearly indicating she was a whore +No, they were implying she worked in the other comoany where you actually do sexwork, but she just worked as a normal maid +>since every character in the game was thrash +I'd like to know what you consider "good characters" +--- 634917460 +>>634917235 +>People do judge on looks +People don't matter, note that when the officers got put in place by her age and the law they laughed it off so you all wouldn't get upset. +At the end of the day, law dictates the rules. +--- 634917476 +>>634917235 +My sister literally called me a groomer for dating an asian girl ten years younger than me (she is in college) and told me if I was a real man I’d find a woman my age +--- 634917510 +>>634917081 +>an immortal being who most likely doesn't grow up and isn't even 14 will totally get married with you, and it's not just a side gag, like in Persona 4, where Nanako will TOTALLY marry Narukami +Anon... +--- 634917529 +>>634915637 +turns out being built does nothing for attractiveness, the other anon said it +--- 634917548 +>>634917476 +Tell her she's just jealous. +--- 634917560 +>>634917186 +Goblin Layer +--- 634917650 +>>634917476 +Ten years is nothing. There this comedian in my country who is 40 and dates 18-20 y/o girls, your sister is just a fucking cunt +--- 634917752 +>>634917378 +Yes namefag my feelings based on the writing in the game formed my opinions. Very shocking. A quick google search tells me many people seem to hold similar ideas about her being a cock slurping whore, even if writers didn't intend for that to be the case. +I don't think I got to the point where she talked about a different company. +--- 634917820 +>>634917476 +Damn peeminists ruin her +--- 634917828 +>>634917560 +thank you KING +--- 634917876 +>>634917820 +Nah, I bet it was just her getting older. +--- 634917885 +>>634917820 +She is a conservative +--- 634917915 +>>634916375 +remind me how saying no went for Ryuji. +--- 634917943 +>>634917476 +> she's in college +not illegal but it IS skeevy to date someone in their late teens/early twenties when you're ten years older, the difference in life experience is pretty vast in that gap. +--- 634918000 +>>634917943 +Yeah you should let her explore her body and get a few tattoos and abortions +--- 634918040 +>>634917752 +Well, furfag, seems like you shouldn't try to argue points you don't know when you lack the knowledge about the source, and you especially shouldn't do that when you base your opinions and convictions after other retard who also didn't got the point +--- 634918046 +>>634918000 +Projecting a little? +--- 634918072 +>>634917943 +>the difference in life experience is pretty vast in that gap +Not really and it also doesn't fucking matter. +--- 634918134 +>>634914672 (OP) +To be completely honest with you people accept Kawakami because she was the one getting approached first and everything was consensual. While Kamoshida just straight up molested young girls. (I think...?) + +now my actual opinion. kamoshida based as fuck. +aparently i'm the only person out there that likes the guy. +--- 634918150 +>>634914672 (OP) +attractive people can do whatever they want. ugly people would be extremely lucky to do even a single thing they want. this is a universal truth. +--- 634918157 +Plus, no one shames women for legally dating 10+ years under them. They applaud them instead. +--- 634918214 +>>634914672 (OP) +The child approached kawakami +Kamoshida approached the child +Thats the difference faggot +--- 634918240 +>>634917476 +Shes retarded and you need to tell her to get the fuck off of twitter/tiktok +>>634917943 +"The difference in life experience" doesnt matter and is subjective. I've met 40 year olds that act like teenagers and I know a 20 year old girl that acts like someone 10 years older because she had to grow up fast (poor, dad was a piece of shit, had to help raise her siblings) +--- 634918291 +>>634918214 +>17 + +>child +You mean "Minor" because that's not a child. +--- 634918304 +>>634918040 +I'll do what I want lmao and I'll think what I want about your little whore waifu +--- 634918315 +>>634918157 +Yea, thats another interesting point you can bring up to retards that cry about muh age gaps +--- 634918336 +>>634917752 +is there a rip of all the scenes in that game, curious if it has any content i would like. +--- 634918362 +>>634918291 +semantics +--- 634918432 +>>634918304 +>t. "Yeah, i'm a faggot, what of it?" +--- 634918449 +>>634918362 +No. Words conjure images in ones mind, when you say child, people see in their minds eye someone like Nanako, an actual child, not older teens. +--- 634918490 +>>634917943 +Sure but why is that an issue? +--- 634918696 +>>634918336 +No rip that I know of, but it has a gallery unlock mod +--- 634918718 +>>634914672 (OP) +It's because adolescent males are on the same level with adult women when it comes to assessing consequences and taking responsibility, while adult males are two steps above adolescent females and are thus basically taking advantage of children. +--- 634918746 +>>634918696 +>literal pig still cuter than 90% of western vidya females +how do they do it +--- 634918774 +>>634917752 +>Yes namefag my feelings based on the writing in the game formed my opinions. +You saw something and went EWWWWW YUCKIE and did not actually read anything because it literally explains to you in no uncertain terms that she only did housework. In fact, her entire conflict was that she was trying to pay off some greedy faggots she felt indebted too, and when they kept pressing her she was miserable and was going like "I guess I might have to whore my self out at this rate...", which once again explicitly implies she was never a prostitute to begin with other wise that wouldnt make logical sense. +>MUH FEELINGS +Your feelings doesnt mean shit, you are a reactionary faggot that tries and fails to speak with authority on shit you didnt play. Yes, you didnt play it, you dropped it without waiting to hear an explanation the minute it dropped because it tells you all of this immediately. +>B-BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?! +This also further shows that you clearly dont consume jap media in any way, you should expect WACKY MISUNDERSTANDINGS as a default with anything lewd. Nips are fucking conservative, very rarely do they put actual whores in games and even more rarely do they portray them sympathetically in any way, usually they are punching bags. + +Then again you're a retarded WEG shill furfag so I guess its to be expected. +--- 634918992 +>>634918774 +I'm sorry my posts has elicited these feelings in you anon, also I didn't read anything, just noticed all the caps lock so I'm assuming you're emotional. +--- 634918993 +>>634918746 +Beautiful eyes and a sweet smile +--- 634919081 +>>634914672 (OP) +Doesn't one give consent? +--- 634919265 +>>634919081 +Under 18 cannot consent +--- 634919271 +>>634918490 +Easily leads to imbalances in the relationship, both financially and again, in terms of life experience. +--- 634919327 +The genders are not the same. That's all there is to it. +--- 634919370 +>>634919271 +Women are attracted to that +--- 634919397 +>>634918992 +>say something retarded +>you're retarded here is why +>Y-YOURE JUST MAD, I TOTALLY DIDNT READ BY THE WAY +You did read it, you just have no argument so you are pretending that you didnt to look like cool internet guy and be dismissive like your epic twitter screenshots. Next time just ignore things or say "my bad" when you are exposed for being objectively wrong instead of trying save face. +>I'm not wrong! +The sun isnt purple. Similarly, she game explicitly shows she isnt a prostitute. You're wrong, and because you instant dropped it, you're a reactionary faggot. This is objective fact, I dont care that this hurts your feelings. +--- 634919427 +>>634919370 +That's not exactly a good sign that you should be encouraging. +--- 634919456 +>>634919265 +>Under 18 cannot consent +Maybe in cucked shitholes like California, fortunately this is imaginary anime land. +--- 634919463 +>>634919397 +Anon, don't bother. The furfag sperg is just a shitter +--- 634919508 +>>634919271 +>easily [head canon] +Reminder that no one says this when it's an older women. +--- 634919516 +>>634914672 (OP) +I used to think it should be treated the same too until I realized that if a man rapes a girl it's really painful, as opposed to a woman raping a boy. +--- 634919542 +>>634919427 +>>634919271 +Literally the +>I consent +>I consent +>I DO NOT +meme +--- 634919565 +>>634919463 +>>634919397 +>>634918992 +>>634918774 +autists arguing over... a weg ? + +The one autist is trying to find god literature in a porn game and the other retard is defending a generic erotic writer, of whores and goblins. Like niggers, get a grip. +--- 634919598 +>>634919265 +More states have it at 16 or 17 than 18. And most countries have it at those ages too, not 18. +--- 634919638 +>>634916761 +Unfortunately. She's hot as fuck +--- 634919739 +>>634919565 +>caring about what autists are doing +Take your own advice. +--- 634919757 +>>634919565 +>I'm retarded +Please learn how to read a reply chain, the retard was saying Kawakami (from person) was a prostitute and then cried when anons said that she objectively wasnt and listed why. + +Also Pig WEG is overrated, its ok but not to the extent that its shilled on here. +--- 634919771 +>>634919271 +So inherently there's nothing wrong with it? Do you think it's immoral in general for a rich guy to date a poor woman as well? +--- 634919796 +>>634919638 +Out of all the Velvet Room attendees, her and the twins are the best. Can't talk about Elizabeth cuz i haven't played 3 yet, tho +--- 634919820 +>>634915637 +The joke is women can get away with soliciting children but men can't. +--- 634919924 +>>634919757 +i dont care who said what and why, they are arguing over menial shit over a niche medium that has barely any standards. and above all they are having this exact discussion in a fucking thread about whether pedo shit is okay if the genders are swapped or not. u nigga above all of us here need a reality check. +--- 634919973 +>>634916208 +This is the correct answer. +--- 634920001 +>>634916298 +based +>>634916375 +>t..thsy liked it!!1! +are you gay for him or something ? +--- 634920009 +>>634919271 +>Easily leads to imbalances in the relationship, both financially and again, in terms of life experience. +Hey anon I know this is a crazy concept but did you know that people are different and have different life experiences and personalities? So for example a 40 year old washed up spoiled fratbro that came from a rich heritage is almost certainly going to be less mature than the 20 year old that had to work hard to support his family at a young age because something happened to his parents and he had siblings to look after, despite the fact that the rich frat bro has double his "life experience". + +No seriously, here is a concept: Mind your own fucking business. There are no laws being broken and nobody should care past that, you sound like a middle age mom gossiping about their neighbors. +--- 634920012 +>>634919924 +>they are arguing over menial shit over a niche medium that has barely any standards. +Over Persona. +JRPGs. +Persona. +A Niche Medium. +You're fucking retarded. +--- 634920073 +>>634919924 +>i dont care who said what and why, they are arguing over menial shit over a niche medium that has barely any standards +The argument was about Persona, which is the OP topic, not the WEGshit. Are you getting heated because we are discussing the OP topic? +--- 634920117 +>>634920012 +do you have cognitive abilities of reading ? nigger they are talking about a weg game that has nothing to do with any of the shit you mentioned. holy shit you have reading comprehension. +--- 634920175 +>>634919924 +>no see I didnt actually read the post but I'll try to sound like the detached mature guy and lecture people +>wtf why are you telling me Im stupid? +Are you the furfag trying to cope? You have about the same level of reading comprehension. +--- 634920208 +>>634920073 +He just hopped into the reply chain to leave a witty reply and try to shit on people who dared type more than two full sentences with his genius wit, not actually taking the time to read any of it. Classic nu-/v/. +--- 634920224 +>>634919397 +I didn't read it, but I'm reading this one. I admitted to not playing the full game and even stated that the writers might not intend to play her off as a whore. + +I overall didn't like the game for the characters like I stated and dropped it. You and your namefag friend are the ones freaking out over this. And even if Kawakami doesn't suck dick for cash she was just two steps from it and was going to take the step. Sorry that going to strangers houses and calling it a "health service" which is literally a way to describe prostitution makes people think she's a whore. +You'll cope +--- 634920262 +>>634920117 +>holy shit you have reading comprehension. +The irony +This is the original post >>634916090. It is replying to the OP, talking about Kawakami. Its persona, the WEG image has no bearing. +--- 634920284 +>>634919542 +Literally where are you getting that idea? I just said it was skeevy, not illegal. Main issue is that the large gap in life experience will likely cause more issues in the relationship than there would be if you, as an adult, were dating someone who wasn't barely out of high school and still had the mindset of a retarded high schooler. + +No ones saying you CAN'T but most reasonable people wouldn't because they'd see the myriad of potential red flags. +--- 634920306 +>>634920117 +>do you have cognitive abilities of reading ? +>>634916090 +>I quit this game after I found out she was a prostitute +>>634916412 +>Anon, why do you come here just to post ugly whores and lie about shit? +WHAT THE FUCK GAME DO YOU THINK HE MEANS? THE OP HE REPLIED TO OR THE GAME HE USED AS A REACTION IMAGE? +My monies on the OP. You're retard ass needs to take that reality check. +--- 634920379 +>>634920009 +Obviously there are people with different life experiences, but there's also averages for shit and things that are more likely than others. In this case college students are going to on average be FAR less experienced in life and less financially stable than people in their late twenties and thirties. Just better to avoid dependencies like that if you want a relationship that's actually somewhat equal. +--- 634920381 +>>634920284 +>most reasonable people wouldn't because they'd see the myriad of potential red flags. +Note that you never disagreed with my when I said no one thinks this when it's an older women. +--- 634920387 +>>634920224 +>Sorry that going to strangers houses and calling it a "health service" which is literally a way to describe prostitution +I can't believe that I'm a prostitute for working as a home-care physical therapist. +--- 634920392 +>>634918291 +*Minor in the minority of US states. +--- 634920416 +>>634920224 +Not health service, I meant delivery health +--- 634920445 +>>634914672 (OP) +sadly, it's the halo effect +--- 634920471 +>>634920387 +Lol yeah, I meant this +>>634920416 +--- 634920472 +>>634920381 +The gender doesn't matter, the issue is the same of someone who is generally way more stable and experienced dating someone unstable and inexperienced, its usually going to run into a lot of issues because of that imbalance. +--- 634920482 +>634920306 +Not bothering with you, retard, seems like the one in need of reading comprehension classes isn't me +--- 634920535 +>>634920445 +>OH NO, NOT ANOTHER DAMN FAGGOT TALKING SHIT HE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT... +--- 634920539 +>>634920379 +>Obviously there are people with different life experiences, but there's also averages for shit and things that are more likely than others. +And going off the supposed averages (which you have zero hard data on) is retarded. People are different and you dont know their life story, who the fuck are you to assume shit and judge them? Again, mind your own fucking business. If most of the people getting pissy over this shit focused on themselves rather than some 40 year old dating a 30 year old, they would be much further in life. +--- 634920540 +>>634920482 +>"Not bothering with you" +>Replies +Lol +--- 634920543 +>defending women +lol +--- 634920570 +>>634920472 +>experienced dating someone unstable and inexperienced, +Which can be, and usually is, that older person. You are talking outside your knowledge zone making generalization that are based on nothing but your personal feelings. +--- 634920572 +>>634920535 +>dumb faggot doesn't know how to greentext +checks out +--- 634920576 +>>634914672 (OP) +Bro, this isn't an argument for you to fuck kids no matter how hard you try. +--- 634920603 +>>634920284 +>it’s not illegal but it should be +--- 634920632 +>>634920482 +>using the namefags name +Taking that L in stride. +--- 634920710 +https://voca.ro/1elAJu0ofpMv +--- 634920719 +>>634920572 +That's the only thing you can say, fag? It's not even correct, retard, but regardless, olease, anon, indulge us in your conversation of why it's the Halo effect taking place +--- 634920723 +>>634920379 +And another thing, why is it that people always assume that the older person is the one in power? Im sorry, when you see an 80 year old with a 25 year old, you know what is actually happening, if anything there should be laws against taking advantage of the poor old faggot that is about to sign his money over to some thot because he's lonely. +--- 634920725 +>>634920576 +>kids +What kids? +--- 634920760 +>>634914672 (OP) +According to P5 letting some who stalked you and then blackmailed you and your friends so you would cause a bad guy to confess his crimes only to then get impatient that it wasn't done immediately and then get yourself, your friends and herself in deep shit with said bad guy is something that should be immediately forgiven because it was a mistake and that you should let her into your group and essentially become the leader.... + +I fucking hate Makoto so much she's right up there with Morgana. +--- 634920807 +>>634920725 +Shes 17 and 365 days old (it was leap year), you SICK FUCK +--- 634920827 +>>634920539 +It doesn't exactly take a rocket scientist to understand that someone in their late teens/early twenties is going to be pretty fucking lacking in life experience. Like I said, no ones saying you can't but simply expressing an opinion on the nature of the relationship isn't some huge objection, just an observation. + +> 40 year old dating a 30 year old +much different, both are adults who have been in the working world and should generally be experienced enough to be in a stable relationship. Not all age gaps are skeevy, but when you're dealing with people barely out of high school its fair to see things in more negative light due to that naivete +--- 634920841 +>>634914672 (OP) +>women are held to a lower moral standard than men + +Why does this suprise you? On the flipside, women are held to a much higher beauty standard than men are. +--- 634920845 +>>634920760 +Hifumi>Makoto +She even fits the codename "Queen" better +--- 634920850 +>>634920719 +halo effect is one of the most proven things in psychology and among a handful of things from that pseudo-science that is actually correct +keep coping, pseud +--- 634920918 +>>634920603 +Where did I say that? Something being weird doesnt mean it should be illegal, they are both technically adults, its moreso just something that the older person should make more reasonable judgements on, as such an age gap is, again, more likely to cause conflicts. +--- 634920924 +>>634920031 +Is second hand cringe a thing? Because I'm pretty sure I'm experiencing it +--- 634920971 +Of course the thread degenerates into two autists loudly greentexting at eachother. +--- 634921002 +>>634920723 +> Im sorry, when you see an 80 year old with a 25 year old, you know what is actually happening +Yes, a young person desperate for money is being strung along by the power of money to being a sex doll/window dressing for an older financially stable person. I wouldn't exactly tout these kinds of relationships 'good', regardless, so what's your point? +--- 634921021 +>>634920827 +>It doesn't exactly take a rocket scientist to understand that someone in their late teens/early twenties is going to be pretty fucking lacking in life experience +No it just takes someone who assumes and makes up things to fit their world view. +At 35, I can assure you that I have less world experience than most 20 years olds these days because All I've done is worked two jobs, go to a few concerts and sit at home playing video games and sometimes chat or hang out with friends. OOOooo wow I'm soo experienced in the way the world works! +Fucking moron. +--- 634921036 +>>634920827 +>much different, both are adults who have been in the working world and should generally be experienced enough to be in a stable relationship. +And yet I see twitterfags crying about that all the time +Fair enough, but I still think people should mind their own business and shouldnt get up in arms about it unless their lives are perfect and fulfilled. +--- 634921091 +>>634921002 +>Yes, a young person desperate for money is being strung along by the power of money to being a sex doll/window dressing for an older financially stable person +No, a young and fully autonomous adult is being a lazy gold digging whore. They arent being "strung along". +--- 634921102 +>>634920845 +Wanna know something that hurts? She was originally supposed to be the one that joined, but they went with Makoto, or really Makoto's original character was more like her and they just used the design they had for Hifumi. +--- 634921117 +>>634921036 +Sure, I wouldn't lobby that the ages of consent should be changed over it or anything like that, but IMO someone you know pointing out that its a weird situation (that will probably cause problems because of that weirdness) is a totally fair thing to point out. +--- 634921125 +>>634921002 +>being strung along +LOL +LMAO +>sex +Holy shit. +You really think this bullshit? She's a gold digger, she is there for the power and money, she isn't giving out sex unless it kills the old fuck faster. +--- 634921182 +>>634921125 +Yes because the old richfag totally couldn't get another money desperate young person within 2 seconds if the one they already had didn't put out for them. +--- 634921229 +>>634921117 +>that its a weird situation (that will probably cause problems because of that weirdness) +It's not and it only causes problems in the minds of busybodies like you. +>>634921182 +>desperate young person within 2 seconds +You really are a retard. +--- 634921234 +>>634920306 +What the fuck does some shitty WEG with subpar models have to do with Persona and why would he suddenly start droning on about it in a fucking Persona thread? +--- 634921294 +>>634920850 +I know what it is, fag, i asked you how it relates to the game, because in allnregards, Kamoshida is the one everyone look up to, the responsible and hard working P.E. teacher, while Kawakami is the sleazy, lazy and irresponsible teacher, but you probably didn't knew that +--- 634921301 +>>634921229 +> it only causes problems in the minds of busybodies like you. +people who care about you and wanting you to have a relationship that's actually somewhat equal aren't really busybodies IMO, they're worried about you finding someone decent to be with. +--- 634921337 +>>634921234 +>does some shitty WEG +No one is talking about the WEG, don't jump into conversations that you can't even follow. The WEG image is literally just a reaction image, which is a common thing on an image board. I +--- 634921352 +>>634921102 +Yeah. Saw this pixiv concepts, and man, now i hate Makoto even more +--- 634921359 +>>634920924 +Vicarious embarrassment is a thing. +>>634921234 +I'm sorry my posting random images has caused this confusion. Have another though +--- 634921405 +>>634921301 +>that's actually somewhat equal +Considering that you think you can assume when a relationship is equal, you fall squarely into "busybody" because you think you know best for people you know nothing about. +--- 634921418 +>>634920827 +I know, I would hate it to be 12 and to have a 30 year old woman, that knows what she's doing, on my dick. Idk what I would do. I would probably be so sad. It wouldn't be bad though, since she would be 30 and would know what she was doing, but morally that would just make it so much worse. +--- 634921457 +>look up age of consent in my country +>essentially after 15 you can fuck whoever you want +>most of the world is like this or similar +Age of consent in America is 16, so why do i keep seeing all those memes about men fucking girls that are "17 years 356 days and 23 hours old", isn't that completely legal? +Video Games. +--- 634921495 +>>634916090 +>>634918774 +>>634919565 +>>634919565 +>>634919757 +>>634920073 +>>634920117 +>>634920262 +>>634921234 +>>634921337 +--- 634921513 +>>634921352 +The fact that they had an established design and personality, but then cannibalized the best parts and mix it with their idea for Makoto is fucking infuriating. Mainly because the severely stripped down version of her we got was better than Makoto still +--- 634921518 +>>634917560 +Holy shit, it's been a while since I saw anything made in tk17 +--- 634921549 +>>634914672 (OP) +>Child rape is OK if youre a woman +>Only ugly people are evil +Where is lie in either of those? +Women can't rape! There is a reason why the only way they can traumatize a man by raping them is if they use strap-on aka emulate male rape. +Meanwhile, ugly people are dicks on average. "Ugly people have better personalities" my ass. That thing is the biggest cope bs ever. The uglier they look, the more envious and unpleasant they tend to be. +--- 634921558 +>>634921457 +The states where most media is made is the 18+ states, and for the internet to keep things "above board" they plan around the 18+ states. Plus I'm sure there is some law or something that says you can't do porn unless your 18. +--- 634921568 +>>634921495 +I can go now. Thanks bro +--- 634921621 +>>634921495 +No one is talking about the fucking porn game. +--- 634921627 +>>634914672 (OP) +Who do you want touching you? An ugly woman or a pretty woman? +--- 634921636 +>>634917560 +Jesus anon, at least post where they can get it +https://parodos.itch.io/goblinlayer +--- 634921671 +>>634921457 +>Age of consent in America is 16, so why do i keep seeing all those memes about men fucking girls that are "17 years 356 days and 23 hours old", isn't that completely legal? +It varies between states, its 16-17 in most states but like 9/50 are 18. The reason why everyone thinks its 18 is because 99.9% of american media comes out of California, which is one of the 9 states that has AoC at 18. +--- 634921695 +>>634921558 +Isn't it more or less because anyone below 18 is subject to those romeo and juliet laws where if you're going to fuck someone underage you need to be within 3 or 4 years of their age? That, and under 18 year olds are still counted as 'minors' and are subject to child pornography laws or some shit? +--- 634921696 +>>634921549 +I remember the case where a woman raped a kid and got pregnant out of it. The law states that not only can she keep the child, not only will she dodge jailtime due to pregnancy, but the raped kid will also need to pay child support. Americans are so funny. +--- 634921702 +Kamoshida did NOTHING wrong! +--- 634921710 +>>634914672 (OP) +I still get mad thinking about all the times I wasn't molested by my sexy fat titted teachers at school +--- 634921743 +>>634921495 +You're doing God's work but in the wrong place. +--- 634921765 +>>634914672 (OP) +the difference is consent the gym teacher blackmails students and and the maid teacher is just a prostitute with extra steps +--- 634921774 +>>634914672 (OP) +I dont seewhats wrong with females doing child rape +--- 634921775 +>>634914672 (OP) +it's called the Kawakami thing has consent. +The Kamoshida one doesn't + +this got explained to you the last thread and you still don't get it +--- 634921810 +>>634921775 +It's still hypocrisy. +--- 634921834 +>>634915779 +Kys tranny +--- 634921874 +>>634917529 +Blackpillers knew that for over 5 years and ugly redpillcopers are still coping hard about muh frame and muscles +--- 634921896 +>>634921695 +>counted as 'minors' and are subject to child pornography laws or some shit? +Yea, I suppose so. +If you meet the AoC for your state then you're fair game, nothing to do with R&J laws or anything (just not to star in porn.) +--- 634921902 +>>634921457 +just because legally you're fine, it's still a weird thing to do. Someone who is still in high school is stupid as hell and has pretty much no life experience since 90% of their life has been in school and doesn't quite understand that much about the real world despite thinking they do because they're almost an adult. Someone much older chasing after them, in most cases, just comes across like taking advantage of that in order to get sex and is looked down on for that. Also in most US states, the law has provisions that prevent people over 18 from having sex with someone in the 15-17 range even though the state age of consent in in that range, the lower age of consent is usually only there to cover teenagers legally from being labelled sex offenders or getting charged with statutory rape from parents who want to fuck over the boyfriend they don't approve of +--- 634921918 +>>634921810 +Not really, the contexts are completely different. One is pressuring and blackmailing students into doing sexual acts while the other gains consent through mutual feelings. +--- 634921936 +>>634921513 +Would've been cooler if we had another PT from Yusuke's school. Even that petty detail makes her more interesting than Studycuck McGee. And having annactual strategist be the brains of the team makes more sense than some fucking honor student +--- 634921956 +>>634921902 +>life experience +No one cares, you old hag. Go blow it out your ass. +--- 634921989 +Yo, Halofag, still waiting on how that faggot effect correlates to this thread's theme +--- 634922048 +>>634921902 +This, you really don't notice it as much after you've been out of high school for a while since your own memories of yourself at that age are warped, but high school kids VERY often act/think like retarded children even at 15 or 16 years old. +--- 634922124 +>>634920841 +Hardly a flipside when they can hide behind makeup and there is less shame for them if they resort to surgeries. Sometimes they don't even have to go for that and they will still be able to land themselves a catch and/or whore themselves on internet for quick cash. Lot of twitch thots that earn the most are the most average looking bitches that aren't that great looking, yet they earn both yours and mine salary per minute because men are that desperate for women. +Men on another hand are expected to have everything. Have finished her education. She isn't even expected to have a job or her own home. She doesn't even need be extremely good looking as established above. Meanwhile, as a man you NEED to have very SPECIAL diploma. You NEED to have a very HIGH PAYING job. You NEED to own YOUR OWN home + A CAR. You NEED to have all of that first just so you have a chance with that 4/10 looking chick that doesn't even offer 1% in return of what she DEMANDS of you to have just to talk to you. +--- 634922132 +>>634920827 +Is it immoral for rich people to date poor people, because of the financial imbalance? Is it immoral for someone with an education to date someone without? The only power imbalance you care about is age, and that is either because you're a 34 year old bitter woman, or because you've been brainwashed by 34 year old bitter women. OR you're a barely twenty year old guy. +--- 634922142 +>>634922048 +>but high school kids VERY often act/think like retarded children even at 15 or 16 years old. +Because they get treated like they are retarded children. Self fulfilling prophecy. +--- 634922147 +>>634921956 +it's inherently predatory to go after someone who doesn't know any better. teens are stupid and easily manipulated because they haven't fallen for dumb tricks everyone else has. Look at modern day zoomers who fall for crypto phishing scams and shit, none of them grew up in the days of early online gaming where shit like runescape scams and habbo hotel scams would happen to dumb kids all the time so now they're falling for the same bullshit but with actual money involved. +--- 634922185 +>>634914672 (OP) +>kawakami and joker had a consensual relationship +>kamoshida and whatsherface didn't +how is this hard to understand for americans? +--- 634922260 +>>634922147 +>everyone else has +Wow, you just live in a world where people can't learn from seeing the mistakes of others. +Did you know there is such a thing as "emancipation" in which a teen can legally live on their own? I wonder why such a thing exists if all of them are retards? Oh, maybe because they aren't. +--- 634922272 +>>634922147 +I work customer service in a bank and falling for phishing scams is absolutely reversely correlated with age +--- 634922286 +>>634922132 +> The only power imbalance you care about is age +again, where did I say that? I mentioned before that the problem is a life experience AND a financial one. at the very least, someone whose a bit older has more experience so that even if there's a financial difference they can recognize the problem a lot easier themselves and then the onus is on them to deal with it, rather than someone whose younger and a lot more naïve who could very well not recognise that somethings wrong/unbalanced on their own. +--- 634922323 +>>634922272 +Excuse me, not reversely correlated. Retard moment +--- 634922327 +>>634922048 +Uh...wait a minute so do 30 - 60 year olds. Does that mean sex should be illegal? +--- 634922351 +>>634922185 +Don't blame them, anon. Monsanto has poisoned their brain for ages, that's why they're stupid +--- 634922356 +Real women fuckin boys should be legal and it would make the birthrate go up +--- 634922361 +>>634922286 +>a financial difference they can recognize the problem +You sound jewish. +--- 634922408 +>>634922185 +Stop discriminating against BDSM! +--- 634922431 +>>634921710 +--- 634922547 +>>634922260 +Such a thing exists because sometimes ones parent's/guardians are so damaging or incompetent that the young person would be better on their own despite the risks. Also if the kid is young enough, being emancipated still means that they're put under the guardianship of another person, even if that's usually foster care, they aren't just shunted out into the world with no aid because the law recognizes that most under 18 year olds don't know shit and need help to become properly independent/care for themselves. +--- 634922556 +Woman here. 15 year old boys should be molested. +>trann- +Nope. Molest all cute teenage boys. +--- 634922558 +>>634921710 +Same you only get uglier from there, I didnt got raped by older women at my prime, life sucks +--- 634922578 +IM GONNA SAY IT +IM GONNA SAY IT +TWINTAIL BECKY > FRUMPY KAWAKAMI +--- 634922602 +>>634922556 +Tits or GTFO +--- 634922629 +>>634922260 +>le you can join the army at 18 argument :^) +>>634922556 +Based but I want to rape you. +--- 634922650 +>>634922578 +I mean you're right, only idiots would argue otherwise. +--- 634922659 +>>634922578 +Listen anon you can have shit taste if you want, but you dont need to be spewing it onto the rest of us +--- 634922718 +>>634922286 +But there being a power imbalance doesn't mean anything malicious is going on. Sure there are guys who will leverage that power to abuse women, but the vast majority of people don't abuse their partners regardless of age difference. I think it is unfair to assume that of someone simply because of an age-gap. If i see a white woman dating a black, sure that raises the odds that she might be getting beat at home, but outside of 4chan most people would agree that it's crazy to assume that to be the case. +--- 634922749 +>>634922578 +Tired teacher>Fake maid diff --git a/v/634914756.txt b/v/634914756.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..91493a8f86ed4582d752483b480486b29cb68faf --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634914756.txt @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +----- +--- 634914859 +Cya budo I’ll be exploding out of my life soon as well +--- 634915984 +Played it for 30 minutes before I unintalled it +What a boring trash +--- 634916336 +No it wasn’t +--- 634916994 +>>634915984 +You are the boring trash +--- 634918974 +>>634914756 (OP) +p-ranking a boss is easy, go p-rank a stage +--- 634921240 +>>634915984 +your pranks sir? +--- 634922078 +Holy fuck the last boss is such a pain in the ass to P rank. Put in some checkpoints so I don't have to do phase 1/2 over and over what a fucking slog diff --git a/v/634914927.txt b/v/634914927.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b7df53448a812f6d61a4b89cc6fa6efdc867e47b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634914927.txt @@ -0,0 +1,359 @@ +----- +--- 634914927 +Who is the strongest character on your account, /v/? +--- 634914958 +Nahida my wife +--- 634915295 +Nahida my wife +--- 634915357 +Alhaitham my wife +--- 634915427 +>>634914927 (OP) +how did they get away with it? +--- 634915458 +Nahida my wife. +--- 634915460 +>>634914927 (OP) +Why do hacky ENG localizers always translate into Latin? There's no Latin in CN or JP versions, it's all just one native language. Why can't English alone satisfy anglos? Why do they crave foreign tongue so much? +--- 634915549 +>>634914927 (OP) +In term of levels Traveler, in terms of character tier? I think is Nahida even at C0. +--- 634915610 +>>634915460 +because it sounds cool. she'd be saying "Journey to the Stars and Abyss" otherwise. +--- 634915674 +>>634914927 (OP) +C1R1 Yelan, It's the closest thing to "must pull" in the game +--- 634915706 +>>634914927 (OP) +>Who is the strongest character on your account, /v/? +In terms of potential, that would be Raiden. +But the character who currently shits the highest damage with my artifacts and weps is Yoimiya. +--- 634915753 +>>634915610 +>Journey to the Stars and Abyss +Which is exactly what she says in JP and CN, in native language. Why isn't it good enough for EN? Is EN inherently not cool? +--- 634915836 +Nahida C2 my wife. +--- 634915907 +>Buy a nice Android handheld to play PS2 and other retro games in bed +>As a bonus get to play Android games with proper controls and cooling +>Decide to finally try out Genshin as I'd probably never bother playing it on PC +>Turns out there is still zero controller support, and they only added it to iOS devices like a year ago +>Could use a program to map buttons but that might get you banned +Bullshit +--- 634915929 +>>634915460 +EN almost exclusively uses it to hide hidden meanings in things. Like Kokomi's constellation just sounds fancy and most players will gloss over it until you find out it means "sleeping dragon" and her constellation makes a picture of some creature then it brings another dimension to her. +--- 634915943 +Raiden c3 and Yelan c1 my wives +--- 634915971 +wtf how does kokomi look like that +--- 634915975 +>>634915907 +these chinese jews auction off feature exclusivity to certain platforms +playstation has exclusive rights to volumetrics +ios has an unlocked frame rate and controller support +--- 634916009 +>>634915975 +Locking fucking controller support for an action video game should get you hanged +--- 634916229 +>>634916009 +Controllers can't quick swap bursts like you can with a keyboard or touchscreen play though. Controllers are the less try-hard way to play. +--- 634916319 +>>634916229 +Gimped way to play, you mean. +That shit is a feature on any control scheme and quickswapping is a very common strat. +--- 634916515 +>>634914927 (OP) +Raiden Shogun!!! +--- 634916531 +>>634915971 +she's a fucking fish +did you think fishes wore the same set of clothes for their entire lives? +brainlet +--- 634916617 +https://files.catbox.moe/tb5lat.png +The game get really improved with mods. +--- 634916910 +>>634916617 +Wow, that's a naked child! +--- 634916937 +>>634914927 (OP) +I thought the chinks at genshin were prudes and constantly censored shit with like one girl getting her tits reduced and legs covered? +Since when did they actually make bunnygirl costumes? +Can I still get them? +--- 634916958 +Kuki Shinobu +--- 634917010 +>>634916910 +Erotic... +--- 634917162 +>>634915836 +Just lost 50/50 to Tighnari... ain't no way I'm producing enough primos for guaranteed before banner is over. +There goes my hopes of getting C1 for my wife Nahida +Is moments like these when I remember I only tolerate this gacha shit because the rest of the game is great. +--- 634917163 +>>634914927 (OP) +My Ayaka one shots or two shots everything in the abyss so probably her. +--- 634917230 +>>634917162 +If I follow the banner patterns in 2.0, Nahida will show up again by the end of the year. +--- 634917340 +>>634915753 +English is kind of function over form, desu, doesn't stand out as much. I personally welcome the gratuitous Latin, adds gravitas +--- 634917682 +>>634917230 +I wonder how the banner patterns sill change if at all for Fontaine. We’re getting to the point where there are too many 5* now for reasonable rerun rate. +--- 634917851 +>>634915295 +>>634914958 +>>634915836 +naisu +--- 634918023 +i don't get it, can somebody explain this scene +--- 634918175 +let's talk genshin story and lore +New zone's been a lore nuke and I feel like the story is about to shift gears. So far we: +>found the main Abyss portal from the Cataclysm +>got hard clarification about a bunch of world building questions. +>Khaen'rians fought the main wave of the abyss together with ruin machines and Pari +>There's a form of energy that's of equal tier to the Abyss and thus the Heavenly Principles. (Khvarena) +>Khaenriah used this energy together with Abyss energy to create machines who broke the laws of reality (Teyvat) +>one person saw "IT" coming and commissioned ruin machines just so future generations could study them and learn. +>Dain won the war against the Abyss but couldn't save Khaen'riah. Left for "The Journey" with Evil Twin right after that. +>WE FOUND THE FUCKING ENTRANCE TO KHAENRIAH OMFG I'M LOSING MY MIND RIGHT NOW KAEYA WAS RIGHT +--- 634918229 +>>634917851 +I love Nahida so much bros... +--- 634918420 +>>634914927 (OP) +My most invested character is C6 Klee with R3 Lost Prayers. I didn't even really try for C6, I ended up with C3 in less than 60 pulls and went for C6 on reruns. +Despite this Klee still really sucks and my second bet would be C4R2 Ayaka but I have Shenhe and Kokomi as well. My 5* otherwise are pretty bare. +--- 634918591 +Mona +--- 634918646 +>>634918229 +there's not enough lewd +--- 634918719 +>>634914927 (OP) +Ganyu, Kokomi and Nahida +--- 634918905 +>>634918420 +I like pairing Klee with Kazuha for a mono-pyro team. Using Kazuha's E keeps Klee's E jumping in place, as well as gathers the small bombs. +--- 634918909 +>>634918175 +There is also the "One-armed Sage" that fought alongside Dain. Some people are saying it's Pierro but I'm not sure. +https://youtu.be/GGSnYtKP8MY [Embed] +--- 634918914 +>load up 3DMigoto with a bunch of mods +>boot up Genshin through unlockfps_clr.exe +Time to game +--- 634918920 +>>634914927 (OP) +Probably my C6 Keqing or C6 Ganyu. I have every female character so far. And Diluc. +--- 634918978 +>>634918646 +that comes after anon +--- 634919016 +>>634918420 +I want klee so much, i will literally pay money to get her and get her to c6. +--- 634919076 +>>634919016 +Make sure you also have money for her outfit because it's coming with her rerun. +--- 634919145 +>>634918909 +Don't know much about him except he's from Kaenriah. +What was your reaction to THIS information? +--- 634919339 +How private servers for this game work nowadays? +I wanted to setup something just to fuck around with various characters and builds +--- 634919349 +From this day forward all my primogems will be saved for Nahida's eventual rerun. I've zero interest in future 5stars and my roster is stacked enough as it is. +--- 634919394 +>>634916958 +Anal +--- 634919639 +TIGHNARIBROS... reddit guides keep saying to just slap Wanderer's Troupe on him but people on here keep telling me to do Gilded Dreams. WHO THE HELL DO I TRUST FUCK I just want to slap him in my tighnari fischl kuki nahida team and make him spread shit +--- 634919720 +>>634914927 (OP) +Amber because I stopped playing less than an hour in and never touched it again. +--- 634919737 +Is this Honkai's Nahida? +--- 634919807 +>>634919737 +no, that one's too bratty +--- 634919812 +>>634919639 +Wanderer's Troupe sounds like a more of "general" set for him, but your build is aggravate and that greatly benefits from additional EM you get from Gilded Dreams. +Not sure about exact numbers but in theory the latter should be slightly better. +--- 634919868 +>>634914927 (OP) +Hu Tao's been carrying my ass for 2 years, now. +--- 634919927 +>>634915460 +Because it's a common roman idiom, jackass. +--- 634919954 +>>634916958 +Yes! +--- 634920039 +>>634918175 +Khvarena, or azosite is described as pure elemental energy so it's probably whatever Teyvat was made of before Phanes reformed it so humans can live. Azoic in chemistry means "non-organic" or "non-alive". Well, we knew world of light couldn't sustain life other than that of elementals. Abyss then, as the force of chaos, is perhaps a neccessity for conventional life to exist in Teyvat and after all visions could be coming from the Abyss +--- 634920045 +>>634918420 +I'm pretty happy with my c2 klee desu, not sure what your expectation is. +https://streamable.com/owc9xr +--- 634920078 +>>634914927 (OP) +Yelan +--- 634920209 +>>634920045 +Well yeah, >b >k >x make everyone perform well. +--- 634920295 +>>634919145 +Can't wait to open those doors in like 5 years. +--- 634920308 +>>634914927 (OP) +--- 634920337 +I've seen many screenshot mods lately. Is it safe to install now? +--- 634920364 +>>634920209 +I'm not sure if you know this but almost every character is shit without their dedicated supports +--- 634920402 +My hyperbloom team is just broken and ruined the game for me. +>Nahida C2 +>Kokomi +>kuki C6 +>Yelan c2 + aqua +--- 634920404 +>>634917162 +I feel you. I lost to her too and got c0 Dehya. There will be always a next time to get hers cons. +--- 634920415 +>>634919639 +It's simple, wanderer doesn't buff his burst, gilded does. +--- 634920424 +>>634920364 +I know, all I'm saying is that your vid mostly shows the power of your supports as opposed to "C2 Klee" +--- 634920483 +>>634917682 +>We’re getting to the point where there are too many 5* +triple banners when? +--- 634920554 +>>634920483 +I'm surprised there aren't triple banners already. +Too many 5* chars get ignored because we are limited to two at once and one of them has to be something that actually sells. +--- 634920584 +Out of my way hilichurls you little shits taste the FREEDOM +--- 634920626 +some "people" actually picked bellytwink as their main character, what a bunch of homosexuals. +imagine playing genshin and not picking the best girl +--- 634920724 +>>634920584 +She will never not be the greatest addition ever. +--- 634920886 +>>634920626 +Wish Loomine was actually good in gameplay. +--- 634921024 +>>634914927 (OP) +Ayaya! +--- 634921152 +>>634921024 +made for sweaty anal sex +--- 634921214 +Shit game. I'd rather watch paint dry. +--- 634921327 +>>634921214 +this game mogged all nintendoshit games combined + +how does that make you feel? +--- 634921508 +>>634918909 +Ohh that would make sense +>>634919145 +By the way did anyone notice the star on the door looks like Mona's charged attack? +--- 634921615 +>>634920626 +we'll be the ones laughing in four years when your sibling will be the most powerful 5-star available and we'll have the limited princess lumine and you have the shitty protag lumine +--- 634921730 +>>634921615 +Oh, he mean't the MC. Yeah, I agree, people were too dumb to not pick Loomie as MC. +--- 634921737 +What's the point of having strong characters when the game is piss easy by design? +--- 634921843 +>>634921737 +abyss +>piss easy +Day 1 player detected. Inazuma is torture for new accounts. +--- 634921847 +I haven't really started exploring the new desert yet. I suppose I should do the sidequest with the red fairy first, so i get all the tools needed for exploring properly? +--- 634921967 +>>634921843 +You can literally pop anything in seconds with a dendro character with some electro and hydro +--- 634921970 +>>634921737 +the last few floors of the abyss usually massively bloat up the enemy hp and/or give them mechanics that make them time consuming to kill. that's literally the only reason +--- 634921974 +>>634921847 +Yeah +--- 634922006 +>>634921847 +Yes. +--- 634922027 +>>634921847 +Yea, it honestly doesn’t take long to get her so you may aswell unlock it +--- 634922031 +>>634915907 +iOS is also the only platform to support 120fps. So stfu and buy an iPhone, Gweilo +--- 634922058 +>>634920868 +>>634921730 +>tripfag is an illiterate retard +a surprise to no one +--- 634922083 +>>634915753 +'cause it sounds cool, same with Fischl's terrible German +--- 634922103 +>>634921737 +Because I like my characters to be strong and like seeing number get bigger, what kind of stupid question is this? Are you a robot or something? +--- 634922116 +>>634922058 +Still, Kokolove > Shenhe +--- 634922230 +I like doing commissions in Inazuma because that way I inadvertently farm handguards +--- 634922283 +>>634922230 +what the fuck were they thinking with those specter drop rates? +--- 634922337 +>>634921152 +And bondage play, her favorite kink +--- 634922423 +>>634922103 +>beeg numbers +lol, gookbot detected, go play your shit korean games where every hit does 70 health bars of damage because numbers make your peepee hard +--- 634922573 +>>634919145 +This pretty much confirms that we're going to explore Khaenri'ah in the future + +>>634918175 +We also found the remains of the previous Hydro Archon, or whatever's left of it +--- 634922652 +Why? +--- 634922675 +>>634922573 +Imagine bathing in an Archon's fluids +--- 634922708 +>>634914927 (OP) +Same character as everyone else: Yelan. +--- 634922731 +>>634922423 +I played way too many f2p Korean mmos in the 00s I’m not playing them again. +--- 634922753 +>>634922573 +Cool theory, but didn't the other Pari said that the Oceanids traveled to the oasis in vain because the Archon wasn't there? +--- 634922757 +>>634918175 +So the border of the world is just a showpiece that can't be interacted with? +Figured it was just something for later on in the patch during the main event, hence why it's not the first event of the patch. +--- 634922760 +>>634922652 +Because. diff --git a/v/634915050.txt b/v/634915050.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b78d2dba6fbb5345e8493e3660120b1b3f27ace9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634915050.txt @@ -0,0 +1,65 @@ +----- +--- 634915050 +>boss is bigger and stronger than his henchmen +--- 634915163 +>>634915050 (OP) +eats plebs like potato chips +--- 634915381 +>>634915050 (OP) +>murdered by the troops at Aquilea +Lol, what a fag. +--- 634915392 +>join me leonidas +--- 634915498 +Shows up to ink in blood + +Gets gang raped by niggers at Taco Bell +--- 634915589 +Roman names are so stupid +--- 634915629 +>>634915050 (OP) +too bad he was a retard +--- 634915682 +>>634915050 (OP) +Why did so many Roman higher ups end up being murdered? +--- 634915817 +>>634915682 +Because the Romans were fucking retarded. +--- 634915991 +>>634915682 +it's no coincidence hubris is a latin word +--- 634916295 +>>634915629 +>>634915050 (OP) +How do they let actual retards onto the throne? Is it hubris? Do they expect they'll be able to nudge the retard towards making decisions that will benefit them? +--- 634916320 +>be some fucking pencil pusher +>asked to write a history book +>hear about some guy 100 years ago +>current regime hates him +>write him as a mentaly retarded inbred dogfucker and draw a funny picture +>find other guy the current regime tikes +>write him as a benevolent smart szrong hero that won every war and created peace and harmony + +>/r/herstory college dropouts thousand years later are literally making basedfaces and believe everything you wrote as fact +--- 634916623 +>>634915682 +corruption within the praetorian guard. turns out when your elite personal guard is only loyal to you because of the egregious pay you're giving them, they become vulnerable to even larger bribes from people who want you dead. +--- 634916787 +>>634916623 +literal reddit midwit response +the romans have been backstabbing each other long before cohortes praetoriae were even established; long after they were disbanded, too, the eastern roman empire continued that tradition proudly +--- 634918539 +>>634915991 +Pretty sure it's greek anon +hol up lemme check +yup, greek +--- 634918950 +>>634915050 (OP) +Given everyone ever verifiably known to be over 8 foot was a massive cripple and died young, it's fair to say this guy (who lived to 65 without major noted health defects) was nowhere near that height. +--- 634921038 +>>634918539 +western roman empire, eastern roman empire, potato, potato +--- 634922685 +>>634916295 +Might makes right, when you have the loyalty of the armies of Rome who's going to stop you from taking over? Taking power and keeping power requires two completely different skillsets, read The Prince. diff --git a/v/634915231.txt b/v/634915231.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c395440bdae9b2d8bd3b692c210380952955979a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634915231.txt @@ -0,0 +1,39 @@ +----- +--- 634915231 +>SMT 4 was made for 3DS +>3DS no longer made or supported +>Is apparently going to be ported to console +How is this gonna work? +--- 634915393 +>>634915231 (OP) +it won't happen is how it's going to work +--- 634915523 +wasn't the bottom screen just a touch screen menu? they'll make a new ui you dumb nigger that's how +--- 634915569 +>>634915231 (OP) +>apparently +--- 634918469 +>>634915231 (OP) +In a based way +--- 634918506 +>>634915523 +Emulating it is actually a huge pain in the ass as it constantly expects you to have both at once +--- 634918594 +SOON +--- 634919969 +>>634915231 (OP) +SMT4 made horrible use of the dual screen gimmick so this is a literal non issue. +--- 634920024 +>>634915231 (OP) +>Is apparently going to be ported to console +According to whom? +--- 634920107 +>>634915231 (OP) +Why does it matter that the 3ds is no longer made retard +--- 634920859 +wake me up when they port EOIV/V +--- 634921373 +>>634915231 (OP) +>How is this gonna work? +The same way in which the Etrian Odyssey ports worked, probably. +Higher internal resolution for the 3D environments AI-upscaled sprites and perhaps a couple QoL features for SMT IV. diff --git a/v/634915670.txt b/v/634915670.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ebeab58c55b78fa58ae362b3d9d0193921d343c7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634915670.txt @@ -0,0 +1,185 @@ +----- +--- 634915670 +Kasumi Goto +--- 634915719 +>>634915670 (OP) +https://boards.4channel.org/v/thread/634913741/ +--- 634915794 +>>634915670 (OP) +>Kasumi Noporn +--- 634915867 +HE GONN CASH IT! +--- 634916170 +>>634915670 (OP) +>can't even bang her +Dropped faster than a krogan young's testicles in his first turian massacre. +--- 634916440 +>>634915670 (OP) +imagine catching her stealing and then she has to suck your cock haha +--- 634916530 +>>634915670 (OP) +I wish she wasn't just a DLC character because as soon as you're done with her quest, she has no relevance to anything, let alone any dialogue. It fucking sucks. +--- 634916597 +>>634916530 +She's got some lines (ME2 companions in general suck with that when compared to ME1, barely any banter and interjections) and she's by far the best companion take with Shepard into the suicide mission. +--- 634916693 +>>634916170 +>Confirmed coaburner + +I don't think you want too +--- 634916740 +>>634916693 +I modeled my Shep after Frank Booth. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N755jvOUCNI [Embed] +--- 634916841 +Noncanon literal who +--- 634917219 +>>634915670 (OP) +boring as fuck and a coal burner lmao +--- 634917306 +>>634916597 +I mean, yes she obviously comments on stuff if you bring her along, but it's more that she's talking about things, never with someone. You can't even engage in any conversation with her on the Normandy, simply because she doesn't have a dialogue tree at all. I hated that part about Zaeed and her. +--- 634917363 +>>634916693 +Honestly the least believable aspect of the whole series +--- 634917432 +>>634917306 +Yeah that was a strange omission, guess they didn't want to bother bringing Shep VAs back for a couple of lines. +--- 634917492 +>literally “SHE AIN’T FOR YOU, WHITE BOY” +how didn’t we see the poz coming, bros… +--- 634917508 +>>634917306 +zaeed +-guddamn +-'everyone i ever worked with died, weird' +--- 634917613 +>Asian mass effect character +>almost no porn +actually surprising. +--- 634918106 +>>634915670 (OP) +>lusts after Jacob +-20/10, into the trash it goes +--- 634918221 +>>634915670 (OP) +>>634916170 +>>634916440 +>>634916530 +>>634916597 +>>634916841 +>>634917492 +tl;dr Kasumi was intended to be a friend to Shepard with her own agenda and interests not revolving around the MC. + +https://www.thegamer.com/kasumi-was-written-as-a-female-best-friend-for-shepard-in-mass-effect-2/ +>“Kasumi's personality came from a desire to have a female ‘best friend’ for Shepard,” Mass Effect 2 writer Jay Turner tells me. +>“Someone irreverent and quirky and confident who isn't there for Shepard to date.” +>Garrus fills this role for Male Shepard already - and was supposed to be non-romanceable for FemShep, too - while Wrex is best buds with Shepard regardless of gender. +>Contrary to some of the other companions, Kasumi is comfortable around you to the point of playful cockiness, and will gladly slag you off [...]. +>“I think my favorite [character] is Kasumi,” Turner explains. +>“She is a tonal change from Mass Effect's generally serious and special-forces tone. As a master of a world Shepard barely gets to see, Kasumi can comment on Shepard's world as an outsider of sorts [...]" +>[...] another ex-BioWare developer [...] had the following to say: +>“Jay Turner did a tremendous amount of incredible writing on Mass Effect, among other BioWare work, much of it never making it into the game. He wrote the first DLC missions for Mass Effect 2, including Kasumi and Zaeed. He has a deep respect for the player's sovereignty of choice, an encyclopedic knowledge of the universe, and I'd love for him to have a crack at leading the narrative of a Mass Effect title.” +--- 634918256 +>>634917363 +>propositioned 1500 asian women in a year +black people really just shamelessly shoot their shot on anyone they find marginally attractive huh +--- 634918438 +>>634918221 +>female ‘best friend’ for Shepard,” +Impossible if you play a man (and you should). +--- 634918571 +>>634915670 (OP) +posting superior goto +--- 634918693 +>>634918221 +>Someone irreverent and quirky and confident who isn't there for Shepard to date.” +here is your focus-grouped manic pixie dream girl best friend, gamers +--- 634918738 +>>634918571 +yes +--- 634918742 +>>634917613 +It's because you see nothing of her body. She could be all machine for all your know. And not even a sex bot. +--- 634918767 +>>634915670 (OP) +prince zaid was cooler +--- 634918786 +>>634918438 +While most "adults" are incapable of being actual best friends with the opposing gender because of various reasons, most men don't try to amass a harem of girls nor do most women want to be part of one. +Hence nothing is stopping Kasumi and Shepard from becoming best buds that can open up to each other in a confidant sort of way and have each other's back, especially if both of them have diverging romantic interests in mind. +Even if Kasumi was romanceable, most players would probably still go for either Liara or Tali, so what's stopping such Shepards from being best buds with Kasumi? +Despite Liara being shoved down players' throats, she is exactly that if she isn't Shepard's LI, a (supposed) friend that cares for him. But I guess you could argue that she has feelings towards Shepard, but you get the idea. +--- 634918801 +>>634918256 +Every race does this. +--- 634918806 +>>634918221 +>Contrary to some of the other companions, Kasumi is comfortable around you to the point of playful cockiness, and will gladly slag you off +thanks for sending me on the suicide mission Shepard! ...... NOT!!!!!!!!! +--- 634918834 +>>634918221 +Pic rel is my Shep's female friend +--- 634918889 +>>634918742 +that has never stopped porn before. the one or two gifs she got are actually OK, which raises more questions... +--- 634918906 +uhm, did Kasumi totally just slag Shepard off?? Whuh??? Did she do that??? +--- 634918984 +the space gook steals things and says things like 'wow Shepard the events that are unfolding are totally outrageous and videogame-like'. this is called Characterisation, not that you plebes would know anything about what's good or not +--- 634919281 +>>634918834 +She should have had far, far more screen time and dialogues. She's an interesting character and it'd have been kino to see her actually interact with the squad and assist the wounded. +At least she got a bit more lines in ME3, but ehh... +I also just realized, she can't part of the party in the Citadel DLC. Isn't that kind of strange to omit her? I can't see any valid reason for Shepard to not invite her given their relationship. +--- 634919424 +>>634915670 (OP) +>japanese name +>voiced by a nigress +what did bioware meant by that? +--- 634919430 +>>634919281 +she shows up in the citadel dlc party. she pops in and out of invisibility to screw around. she's even on top of James during the push up contest. +--- 634919514 +>>634919424 +>voiced by a human +what did bioware meant by that? +--- 634919554 +>>634919424 +What are you talking about? +--- 634919641 +>>634918106 +It's not even just Jacob. She likes beefcake/strongman type, which is why she was lusting after Vega as well. +--- 634919647 +>>634915670 (OP) +Objectively the worst female character of the game. What the fuck were they thinking? +--- 634919654 +>>634915670 (OP) +Goto sexo +--- 634919728 +>>634919430 +You're talking about Kasumi who is part of the party and even the final picture, but I was talking about the Doc. +--- 634919787 +>>634919647 +>>634918221 +--- 634919837 +>>634919728 +(u_u)\ +--- 634919867 +>>634919787 +ain't reading that, mass replier +--- 634919879 +>>634919728 +oh. yea it's weird she's not there, then. wasn't she in the funeral service for thane? +--- 634920105 +>>634915670 (OP) +She is cool, one of the best new additions from ME2. +--- 634920578 +>>634915670 (OP) +>someone does a lineup of all the mass effect girls naked or whatever +>Kasumi is the only one not instantly identifiable because she doesnt have the hood on and needs a random hairstyle + +sucks we cant romance her, that mysterious personality+skintight bodysuit is a great combo +--- 634920683 +>>634915670 (OP) +Where? diff --git a/v/634916145.txt b/v/634916145.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b71b8473c3b55b6beadb78531136c702897eaee9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634916145.txt @@ -0,0 +1,135 @@ +----- +--- 634916145 +>buy game +>money stolen +--- 634916221 +>>634916145 (OP) +This is happening daily with Steam in 2nd/3rd world countries and nobody bats an eye. +--- 634916223 +>>634916145 (OP) +Is this a game people farmed for free xbox gold? If so no wonder and it will prolly be back once it gets adjusted. +--- 634916291 +>>634916145 (OP) +Which game is it +--- 634916363 +>>634916291 +Unteralterbach. +--- 634916365 +>>634916145 (OP) +It was a free game. Service games can be pulled down at any time. +--- 634916473 +>>634916221 +Pretty sure steam doesn't have the permission to uninstall games on your drive. They can revoke your access through their platform, but you still have all the files and can download a crack to get back into your games. Obviously with no internet access. +--- 634916510 +>>634916473 +I guess that's true, yes. +--- 634916571 +>>634916221 +>in 2nd/3rd world countries and nobody bats an eye. +yea +--- 634916598 +>>634916363 + +Kein Bundestrojaner +--- 634916641 +how can my favorite corporation do this to me? +i have been calling pirates faggots and poorfags in every thread and NOW THIS! + +i need a mocha latte, tiffany omg +--- 634916770 +>>634916473 +what? click uninstall on steam and shit gets uninstalled +--- 634916797 +>>634916473 +>Pay money to steam +>Have to use a crack and play offline anyway +Awesome, truly the GOAT platform +--- 634916856 +>>634916797 +when the alternative is "it gets stripped from your device entirely against your will" that option is fine by me until something better comes along +>inb4 gog +--- 634916886 +>>634916641 +Well now, looks like pirate"fags" win again. +--- 634916905 +>>634916797 +It's ok when steam does it. Now go pay the tranny 500 dollars, admit men are inferior, and beg him to crack your game. +--- 634916947 +>>634916145 (OP) +>As noted, the original game, which dishes out 1,000G in 15 minutes, is still up for sale, but both "One Step After Fall (Espanol)" and "One Step After Fall (Deutsch)" have been removed from sale on the Xbox Store. +Achievement hunting fags on suicide watch +--- 634916991 +>>634916856 +gog +--- 634917223 +>>634916145 (OP) +Based. No mercy for NPCs, bleed them dry. They dont deserve rights. +--- 634917368 +>>634916221 +Yea but those are mudslime countries where drinking is illegal so that's why games that contain drinking alcohol are banned over there. +Everyy corp has to abide by nation's laws if they don't want to get fucked in the ass. +--- 634917407 +>>634916886 +Nah, they're still faggots that mooch off of those that provide the very games their asses are too cheap/poor to pay for. +--- 634917531 +>>634917407 +I started pirating because the industry started to make shit game after shit game, not the other way around fren. +Keep coping though. +--- 634917539 +>>634917407 +Thank you for your service, anon. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uEnNSclcqI [Embed] +--- 634917647 +>>634917407 +*seeds the resident evil 2 repack by DODI-repacks* +*seeds all GOG-Downloads games* +hehhhh hehehehhehehehheheh.... nothing personal!!!!!!!!!!!! XD +--- 634917694 +Yea I piss on this fucking goofy mother fuck today right now +--- 634917696 +>>634917407 +t. denuvo shill +--- 634917771 +Fucking Covid 19 vaccines cocks in my ass please game system +--- 634918174 +>>634916145 (OP) +There's another reason to add to my list of why piracy is Aokay + +Not that I needed any +--- 634918441 +>>634917407 +>nah +--- 634919603 +>>634916145 (OP) +The only time a X-troon buys a game and Microshit goes and steals from them kek +--- 634919646 +>>634919603 +poetic +--- 634920524 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLmWppFxV3w [Embed] +pulled game +--- 634920586 +>>634916473 +>>634916797 +>>634916905 +>They can revoke your access through their platform +No. Even when a game is delisted from Steam, owners can still install it. +--- 634920682 +>>634916221 +No it's not, you tranny faggot +--- 634920926 +>>634920586 +it's the different language versions and you can get refund +--- 634921260 +>>634916770 +>"steam doesn't have the ability to uninstall games by itself" +>"Um, no lol, if you uninstall the game manually it uninstalls the game! Duh sweatie lmao. Im trans btw" +such diverse discourse on /v/ these days. reading comprehension is at an all time low. +--- 634921892 +>>634916221 +They don't remove games from your library retard +--- 634922421 +>>634921892 +steam sells different language versions of games as standalone titles? +--- 634922632 +how di microsoft get away with this diff --git a/v/634916168.txt b/v/634916168.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f78fc564b09b17c6cb429a5c21ff78033e334c76 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634916168.txt @@ -0,0 +1,50 @@ +----- +--- 634916168 +ITT: Antagonists who deserve their revenge +--- 634917442 +>>634916168 (OP) +> I'm evil because... because i am, ok?! +--- 634918213 +>>634917442 +Acshually +>I'm evil because the god set me up +>No I'm not going to tell you this buy the dlc +--- 634918519 +>>634918213 +Before the DLC what you could piece together was that he was a good dude and the destined king but slowly became corrupted as he took in the disease from outer space into his body since he was a wandering healer, the corruption making him unfit to rule and turning him evil and immortal +--- 634918816 +>>634918519 +You could piece together that he got corrupted yes, not that he was literally forced into the role by bahamut himself, setting Bahamut as the actual villain of the story. +--- 634919821 +>>634916168 (OP) +melvin melvin brother of the joker +--- 634920259 +>>634918213 +> You have to buy the dlc to know what happend +> N-no! Don't watch the free prolog on youtube which tells you everything you need to know! + +>>634917442 +t. retard +--- 634920267 +>>634916168 (OP) +Shit character. Shit game. Shit plot. +--- 634920881 +>>634916168 (OP) +I can't remember a single detail of that game's plot, so I guess you're right. +--- 634920986 +How can you be a FF antagonist and not turn into an angel-god of death in the final boss fight? +--- 634921113 +>>634918519 +Why would a disease turn him evil and immortal? +--- 634921597 +>>634921113 +It just does, okay? +--- 634921693 +>>634918816 +How is Bahamut the villain? He just knows what will work out, that the disease will go but it requires a sacrifice that is already on the move. Isn't the theme of this game "fate"? He was fucked from the start, but look at how many other people in the world are fucked from the start, now he can play along and get fucked as intended or rebel and get more fucked eternally. +--- 634921760 +>>634921113 +like cancer but black. +--- 634922141 +>>634921760 +Japanese black goo... diff --git a/v/634916345.txt b/v/634916345.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d43e4321fb29f67f3bb499599bd208acd0e835ce --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634916345.txt @@ -0,0 +1,141 @@ +----- +--- 634916345 +This game is so shit +--- 634916442 +>B-b-b-but they fixed it and it's perfect now and on PC it was never broken +--- 634916443 +I just started giving it a break and massaging it’s shoulders + +Runs great now +--- 634916463 +>>634916345 (OP) +>tfw cyberpsycho +--- 634916471 +its not a game its a raytracing tech demo, we discussed this. +--- 634916486 +>>634916345 (OP) +PC version cannot even be considered a game at this point, it's like a tech demo or something. +--- 634916545 +>>634916345 (OP) +>talk to the bouncers clearly written on screen prompt +>why doesn't it allow me to open the door without talking to the bouncers? +--- 634916558 +Yeah +--- 634916852 +>>634916545 +Should've said "Talk to the invisible bouncers" +--- 634919073 +>>634916345 (OP) +skill issue +--- 634919251 +>>634916345 (OP) +never had this issue. Get better pc poorfag or vatnigger or whatever lmao it's actually a good game and free too +--- 634919386 +>>634916345 (OP) +its the most polished turd in game history and they keep polishing it with more GFX upgrades instead of fixing the actual problems the game has with its RPG aspects. +--- 634919640 +>>634916642 +dey see me rollin +--- 634919914 +>>634916345 (OP) +>his machine is such a potato that it takes 10 seconds for the characters to load +LMAO! Get a better PC you tard. +--- 634920000 +I really like the lively city and it's side activities like +roach race(added in a update years later) +--- 634920187 +The game is old enough now that you no longer have to pretend it's good to justify your irrational hype for it. You can just admit the game is shit, you don't have to stick to your guns, no one is going to remember you were retarded. It's fine that you wanted the game to be good, but it simply isn't, and continuing to cope this far out from release is both unnecessary and pathetic. Learn from your mistake and move on. +--- 634920195 +>>634920000 +nice quads choom +--- 634920451 +>>634916345 (OP) +that only happens if you use an hdd instead of putting the game on an ssd like the requirements tell you to +--- 634920739 +>>634920000 +>You're game isn't good unless it has garbage gimmick mini games you try three times before you get bored of them and continue with the actual game. +I get criticism of the game, but that was never a good one. +--- 634920806 +>>634920739 +Your* +--- 634920914 +>>634916345 (OP) +it should've been third person +--- 634920940 +>>634916345 (OP) +I had this problem. I fixed it by putting it on my main SSD versus on my external HD. This game seems to load as it goes moreso than other games so you need that faster ssd. +--- 634921013 +I don't understand how you could think this game would be any good after dead island 1. They're the same garbage. +--- 634921051 +>>634920914 +The sequel in 2028-2030 will be in 3rd person. +--- 634921103 +>>634921013 +what does one have to do with the other +--- 634921203 +>>634920940 +>using an external hd to run an entire modern game +that's your problem. External hard drives are only meant for backing up stuff, running games off of one is a good way burning that drive out +--- 634921207 +>tons of sexual ads and clubs full of women with vaginas and booba and crazy parties and drugs and alcohol everywhere +>the mox is literally a gang of prostitutes +>the most you can participate in is just letting Johnny take over your body for a while +If this game had a modding community as horny as Skyrim the world would actually feel more authentic. +--- 634921231 +>>634921051 +>>634920914 +Third person is for homo faggots that love to suck cock. +--- 634921291 +>>634921207 +You actally need to be a competent programmer to do Cyberpunk 2077 mods. Every idiot can make a Skyrim mod. +--- 634921361 +>>634921291 +How so? +--- 634921419 +>>634916345 (OP) +>>634916642 +>>634916852 +Get a better hard drive. +--- 634921492 +>>634921361 +Bethesda released modding tools for Skyrim, CDPR did not. +--- 634921494 +>>634921419 +Get a better game ;) +--- 634921502 +>>634921361 +REDEngine is a damn mess to work with, Creation Engine that Bethesda uses is much easier to work with and much more accommodating to mods in the first place. +--- 634921623 +>>634916345 (OP) +lower your fps and your expectations +then the game becomes decent +--- 634921634 +>>634921494 +>MMO +>better +kek +--- 634921661 +>>634921634 +--- 634921759 +>>634921419 +It's on SSD though +--- 634921793 +>>634921634 +Absolutely. +--- 634922117 +>>634921759 +bullshit +--- 634922376 +>>634916345 (OP) +yup. it's so obvious that everything but the world was slapped together a year or two before the eventual release. even though most of the bugs have been ironed out by this point, the game itself is just hollow and dull. +--- 634922429 +>>634916345 (OP) +Have you tried not playing on a potato +--- 634922625 +>>634916345 (OP) +And faggots on Steam defended this shit for getting the "Labor of Love" Award when much better games deserved it. +--- 634922726 +>>634920000 +>Lively city +>Literally the most paper thin city simulation ever made. +YOU CANNOT EVEN HAVE CAR CHASES. THE AI CANNOT DO IT diff --git a/v/634916523.txt b/v/634916523.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..512290557a006edb5aa0f549b18074df91cdb534 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634916523.txt @@ -0,0 +1,92 @@ +----- +--- 634916523 +Why the fuck aren't you playing puyo puyo right fucking now? +--- 634916596 +Hurts my simple brain +--- 634916715 +Cause it reminds me of fish boxes getting blown away and the smell of heavy cyan pepper orgy would linger all night +--- 634916801 +I'm playing Apotris. +--- 634916858 +Puyo isn't an easy puzzle game and Sega barely has an interest in it outside of its Puzzles and Dragons copy and the occasional tournament. Despite it being probably the second most iconic non-mobile drop puzzle game, it's mainly a Japanese thing. +--- 634916975 +>>634916858 +>Puyo isn't an easy puzzle game and Sega barely has an interest in it outside of its Puzzles and Dragons copy +Is the Puzzle and Dragons clone game even any good compared to the original? I had decent fun with it as a timewaster game on the train +--- 634918058 +I'm playing Columns instead +--- 634918151 +>lgbt series +--- 634918648 +>>634918151 +I do wish they would fuck off and leave this series alone +--- 634918712 +>>634918058 +Based Columns appreciator. +>>634918648 +What do you mean? I'm not aware of any LGBT fuckery in the puyo series, other than headcanons and the fact that SEGA sponsored that Tokyo Pride Parade. +--- 634919068 +I've watched this like a million times now: +https://youtu.be/LaIx1xFLcLk [Embed] +--- 634919093 +>>634918712 +The old games had an aids awareness screen on start up lol +--- 634919204 +>>634918648 +They won't. Troons invade everything and make whatever they invade theirs. Then they move on to the next thing to invade. The only way we can stop them is to stop them before they invade something. +--- 634919205 +>>634916523 (OP) +Now get your shitty puyo puyo out of my tetris. +--- 634919213 +>>634916523 (OP) +I need more images that would convince me to play it. +--- 634919320 +Suketoudara a shit. +A SHIT!!!!! +--- 634919413 +>>634919204 +Blame the Jews +--- 634919791 +>>634916523 (OP) +I'm too brainlet for chaining. I can set up GTR and pull a 6 or 7 chain, but beyond that is too hard because once I get to stacking on the second level, I either end up not knowing what to do with half of my pieces or I cut the chain early on accident. I'm very inconsistent on being able to actually pull it off, and even if I do it takes me about two full minutes to set up so anyone who can slap together a quick and dirty 4 chain stairs would destroy me. + +I don't really know how to progress from here. I think I should work on consistency before speed, but I'm just too easily confused by pieces that I don't immediately know what to do with, and I know I need to break the habit of dumping "useless" pieces into one of the far columns. +--- 634919893 +>>634919791 +Similar situation here, I usually can only do chains up to 5 or 6. Anything beyond that is purely luck on my end since I have trouble transitioning to the next level. +>the habit of dumping "useless" pieces into one of the far columns. +I do this as well. +--- 634920079 +ringo waifu +--- 634920280 +>>634916523 (OP) +I play MOBAs and Splatoon +If I learn Puyo on top of that, I will be the single most insufferable person to talk to +--- 634920320 +>>634920079 +Based RingoCHAD. +--- 634920359 +why do they make this cute puzzle game so difficult? +--- 634920409 +>>634919791 +>brainlet +>can do 6-7 chains +I can barely do 3 chains somewhat consistently... +--- 634921014 +>>634916975 +Not much of an idea for how it would vary compared to P&D since its completely in Japanese but from what I gather, its a bit more story driven in comparison. +--- 634921420 +>>634916523 (OP) +>>634920320 +>thighhighs +what did they mean by this +--- 634921683 +>>634916523 (OP) +I'm more of a panel de pon guy +--- 634921878 +>Why the fuck aren't you playing puyo puyo right fucking now? +--- 634922325 +Puoohhh Puooh!! ToT!! Ringo cute, Arle funny. I want them to chain and pop my balls. +--- 634922673 +>>634922325 +I just realised I never read any Puyo smut/eromanga/ero-doujinshi. diff --git a/v/634916632.txt b/v/634916632.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c21bfda01e6cdbeb3ae162410d9fe2e121f3ce11 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634916632.txt @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +----- +--- 634916632 +why cant csgo players hit 1 frame windows? +--- 634919004 +bnuuy +--- 634921681 +bind mwheeldown +jump +--- 634921742 +>>634919004 + +>>634916632 (OP) +that would actually take skill, something CSGO players don't usually need +--- 634921754 +i don't even know what that means +--- 634922271 +>>634916632 (OP) +because that isnt possible diff --git a/v/634916980.txt b/v/634916980.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e0dddca6de0fa475a7fde7b77757bdb312e80f95 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634916980.txt @@ -0,0 +1,118 @@ +----- +--- 634916980 +. +--- 634917029 +>>634916980 (OP) +Hideo is unhingeo +--- 634917051 +did he want ryan gosling instead of norman reedus? +--- 634917103 +>>634916980 (OP) +He's incel, now? +--- 634917119 +riaru human biino +--- 634917136 +>>634917074 +post this in /fa/, you coward. +--- 634917602 +>>634917074 +>damn I'm so cool wearing this, I look JUST like the Goose! +--- 634917791 +>>634916980 (OP) +Was it the exact jacket or one that looks the same? +>>634917085 +How much does that cost and what the point of that? +--- 634918034 +>>634916980 (OP) +poor Hideo he thinks you can buy cool. +he may be a billionaire but he's still a fucking dweeb +--- 634918083 +>>634916980 (OP) +I ran into kojima once we both made eye contact. It was super akward, I said hi and told him how I love mgs and stuff. I asked if I could do a solid snake impression for him he said go ahead. I did my best "five five Sixers and pine apples, colonel what's a hind doing here" lines. He laughed and said it was good, he then said he has to leave and it his stop, what a coincidence it was also my stop. We both got off. As I was leaving he just stayed in the station he he kept staring at me as I was leaving. +--- 634918202 +>>634917074 +A Real human bean... +--- 634918320 +>>634916980 (OP) +>Be me +>/tv/ has only boring threads +>Decide to browse /v/ +>Same threads that on /tv/ +This is insanely based +--- 634918414 +>>634917791 +>How much does that cost +$300 a person +>what the point of that +Cash $300 for something you'd normally ask $20 +--- 634918645 +>>634916980 (OP) +I was so close to buying this jacket once because it does actually look cool. Thank God I dodged that bullet. +--- 634918752 +>>634916980 (OP) +>wanted to get one of these +>apparently they get dirty easy and are a bitch to clean +How did Driveboy manage to do it? +--- 634918956 +>I invented duraivu +--- 634919015 +>>634918645 + +what jacket did you buy instead? +--- 634919045 +>>634918752 +you handwash it like every 6 months, unless you waer it everyday, which, why would you? +--- 634919098 +How do I get the motivation to buy new clothes? +I earn more money than I know what to do with and a bulk of my wardrobe is pushing 10 years. +It all seems pointless and a pain in the ass. +--- 634919193 +>>634919015 +--- 634919323 +>>634918202 +kek'd +--- 634919348 +>>634919098 +Just go to Myer or the equivalent and pick out new stuff. takes like 15 minutes +--- 634919362 +>>634919193 +i got a smiliar one but white +--- 634919504 +>>634919193 +wore this once and some random non-binary kid at the sexual health clinic shouted ‘AY-OH’ at me as I left via the rear entrance, haven’t worn it again +--- 634919527 +>>634919098 +Start lifting and all your money will go into sexy gym fits you will never wear +--- 634919586 +>>634919504 +Why didn't you reply to him you stupid autistic faggot, +--- 634919617 +>>634917074 +>"I drive" +>Takes public transport +Look everyone, it's the average /o/ user! +--- 634919664 +>>634919098 +What t do you do anon? How much you make ever think about investing or trying to go FIRE +--- 634919672 +>>634919098 +Sorry bro, just like with everything its nature/interests. Some people are into it for others its like torture. Use online shops its easier and more convenient, if you dont have a specific style better stay safe and dont buy odd/eccentric shit. +--- 634919706 +>>634916980 (OP) +Like, the "actual" jacket prop from the movie? Or just a replica? +--- 634919889 +>>634919348 +myer clothes are for like 50 year olds anon +or I guess people who have just given up + +its not to say there is never anything decent there, but for their standard clothes, if you want to look good, you shouldn't go there. +Although I guess if u know 0 about dressing yourself it might actually be good since u wont make any "mistakes" if u just buy clothes from there +--- 634920150 +>>634919706 +I think it was from the movie it self kojima was so proud of it. +--- 634920557 +>>634917074 +The Rider. +--- 634922725 +>>634919098 +Why do you want to buy new clothes though? diff --git a/v/634917036.txt b/v/634917036.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..003af5e9a91708ab2a3158396a5c28184e28f2a4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634917036.txt @@ -0,0 +1,37 @@ +----- +--- 634917036 +>Bring back fans after many years of shitting on them +>Proceed to shit on them again with the ESG Score +Capcom is ran by retards? +--- 634917341 +>>634917036 (OP) +>soulless amerimuttised censored demakes with 80% of the gaming missing and live service slop +anyone who was brought back to these scammers is a retard anyway +--- 634917428 +>>634917341 +This, only retards fall for such scams. +--- 634917617 +Fox to Bryant + +Another bucket +--- 634917669 +who are they're pandering to with all these freaks dressed up as women in their advertising? nobody likes that's shit here in the states +--- 634919346 +THE /POL/ ARMY WILL DEFEAT THEM! +--- 634919650 +Dont care I will still buy Dragon's Dogma 2 +--- 634919693 +>>634917669 +>nobody likes that's shit here in the states +--- 634919704 +is still confirmed that dd2 and pragmata will have face scanned and motion captured lolis so dont care +--- 634920602 +>>634917341 +>buzzword buzzword buzzword +back to school +--- 634921275 +>>634917036 (OP) +What have they said about ESG scores? +--- 634921415 +>>634917036 (OP) +They're making Dogma 2 which is the only thing in the entirety of video games that I actually care about. diff --git a/v/634917191.txt b/v/634917191.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..41b0f35a10655242d24cad2b9825b60ab6a8e41c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634917191.txt @@ -0,0 +1,56 @@ +----- +--- 634917191 +what video games have you been playing on your Linux machine recently? +--- 634917296 +replaying Amid Evil on hard in preparation for Black Lab +--- 634917568 +Space Engineers +Dragons Dogma +Code Vein +--- 634920375 +I have dozens of torrents I've been wanting to try to run on Linux. I want to exclusively be linux, and Windows is dog shit. For the past 3 years, I have been trying to play torrents on linux using wine. I went o through every forum to find every way to use wine... I couldnt follow instructions due to maximum autism. + Finally found a video to save my life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BefTUxsRiwY&pp=ygURbGludXggd2l0aCB2dWxrYW4%3D [Embed] + My instructions: + 1) create a directory where you will want to play the game + 2) Download Vulkan (for newer games) from github and extract the dxvk.sh file + 3) WINEPREFIX="/path/to/setup.exe/directory" wine setup.exe + 4) do not install the component addons (vcrun, physx,, etc...) + 5) let it install the game (make sure to remember you remember to find the executable file where you install the game). leave once done + 6) Go to vulkan install directory + 7) WINEPREFIX = "/path/to/game/directory/from/step/one" dxvk.sh install + 8) WINEPREFIX = "/path/to/game/directory/from/step/one" winetricks + 9) maneuver through winetricks and install the necessary components. + a) sometims the components wont install correctly so you'd have to use winetricks in the command line + b) command line would look like this: WINEPREFIX = "/path/to/game/directory/from/step/one" winetricks physx + 10) WINEPREFIX = "/path/to/game/executable" wine Game.exe + 11) enjoy + +Thanks for reading my blog post +--- 634920771 +Proton 8.0 just came out. Any highlights? +--- 634921134 +>>634917191 (OP) +Playing RDR2. Might play some Pizza Tower on my deck later +--- 634921212 +>>634917191 (OP) +Any hope for my low end quadro laptop card that struggles with anything newer than 2016 to run Battletech Advanced 3062 on linux? It seems like a lot of fun. +--- 634921456 +Radeon-bros, whats a good fan/general control utility? I know Nvidia has GreenWithEnvy, anything equivalent to this? +--- 634921595 +To these who have ran Project '06, the one about reworking Sonic 2006 from scratch, how does it run on your Linux distros? +--- 634921852 +>>634917191 (OP) +I've been mostly downloading new games for Rpcs3 and steam. Just installed a bunch of GOG hentai games for free. I did run into one problem with Rpcs3 though. When I play the DLC characters for Castlevania harmony of despair the game just crashes. I read it's a duplicate glitch and I followed the fix like how you do it on windows, but it keeps crashing. +--- 634921858 +>>634917191 (OP) +Nightmare Reaper since I got it from that recent boomer shooter bundle. +--- 634922120 +>>634921456 +CoreCtrl should do the job. +--- 634922424 +>>634922120 +Thanks. +--- 634922461 +>>634922138 +Lillian's Adventure -The Sage's Tower and the Great Cave Labyrinth- +OSAWARI HOCKEY ENKO diff --git a/v/634917217.txt b/v/634917217.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0e402101c973e4b16af5d4083aae1a1724a681af --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634917217.txt @@ -0,0 +1,477 @@ +----- +--- 634917217 +what keyboard does /v/ use to play video games? +--- 634917387 +>using a keyboard for gayming +holy poorfag +--- 634917394 +Logitech K120. Had it for years, don't remember buying it +--- 634917410 +notebook keyboard +--- 634917458 +Middle unironically +It cost me $13 +--- 634917484 +>>634917217 (OP) +--- 634917487 +>>634917217 (OP) +Nothing special. +--- 634917496 +I use a controller as God intended +--- 634917534 +>>634917387 +Why the fuck would you use anything else? Unless it’s a racing/fighting game or an emulated game +--- 634917543 +>>634917217 (OP) +Literally the same one in the middle picture. +--- 634917586 +>>634917217 (OP) +--- 634917590 +What the FUCK?! Middle keyboard is literally mine. How the fuck did you find it???? Am I being stalked?? +--- 634917685 +>>634917217 (OP) +--- 634917730 +>>634917217 (OP) +--- 634917782 +>>634917217 (OP) +It was 40€ plus 15€ for the cheapest SA caps. +Well worth it, but now the same keyboard is twice as expensive. +--- 634917824 +>>634917217 (OP) +Logitech K280 +i play btd6 sometimes +--- 634917908 +ergochads where we @? +--- 634917948 +It's so good bros +--- 634917952 +>>634917217 (OP) +A friend gave me his old mechanical keyboard when he bought a meme LED one like 7 years ago and I still use that. It just works +--- 634917994 +>>634917782 +Dope minions set up bro. Do you run this loadout in TF2? +--- 634918002 +>>634917590 +its literally the most sold keyboard sold on amazon +--- 634918029 +>>634917217 (OP) +wooting 2 HE +nothing else makes sense for gaming +--- 634918059 +>>634917685 +frfr +--- 634918079 +>>634917217 (OP) +the logitech K120, the Eternal +--- 634918096 +>>634917217 (OP) +i use a black logitech compact keyboard cause i need space for my table +--- 634918128 +>>634917217 (OP) +--- 634918136 +>>634917217 (OP) +E N T E R - The Mechanical + Membrane fusion! +--- 634918238 +>>634918136 +>low profile +it's shit +--- 634918312 +>>634918128 +>Look ma, no hands! +--- 634918342 +>>634917534 +>fighting game or an emulated game +fighting fags essentially switched to keyboards with the Hit Box and Super Mario Bros world records are all done on keyboards. If anything doesn't require analog inputs keyboards are superior +--- 634918360 +>let's me easily swap between pc, MacBook and iPad +>no shitty rgb colors +>still led to see some light in the darkness +>wireless +I don't need your shitty mechanical Rob shit +--- 634918371 +>>634918238 +No. +--- 634918474 +>>634917217 (OP) +I'm giving a tenkeyless a try. I don't have a lot of desk space and I wanted more room for mouse movement. +--- 634918485 +Got my custom keycaps finished a few weeks ago. If you've been here since at least 2012 then I hope you can appreciate this with me. +--- 634918556 +>>634918485 +30 year old gamer +--- 634918558 +>>634917217 (OP) +Need that N-Key Rollover for some games, so that alone justifies the purchase. Nothing wrong with the membrane Walmart special, but yeah. Any keyboard name involving % signs all point to 41. +--- 634918574 +>>634918485 +>Moonrunes secondaries +Pretty good +>Dota ESC key +DROPPED +--- 634918614 +>>634918485 +i like it but personally would want it green +--- 634918630 +>>634918485 +Based GN supporter. +Shit looking keycaps, what switches? +--- 634918637 +>>634917217 (OP) +I fell for the 41% meme. Now working with blender is hell and I can't effectively use my chat/voice binds to annoy other players anymore. +--- 634918642 +k120, my beloved +--- 634918690 +>>634918485 +You are fag ? +--- 634918694 +>>634918614 +--- 634918736 +For me, it's the microsoft wired keyboard 600. Costs 12€, best keyboard ever made. +--- 634918741 +>>634918360 +if you actually used a decent keyboard you wouldn't have to constantly look down to see what you're doing +--- 634918802 +>>634918630 +Kailh Box Jade +--- 634918918 +>>634917217 (OP) +why is buckling spring with the gigachad when it's the mother of mechs and keyboard autism? if anything the the model m/archaic keyboard crowd should be its own category +--- 634919058 +>>634917217 (OP) +--- 634919079 +>>634917217 (OP) +A shitty mechanical one. What's a passable wireless keyboard for a living room setup? +--- 634919115 +>>634918802 +At least decent clackers. +I'm Box White fag +--- 634919130 +Got the razer naga pro since this photo was taken. + +When you separate the keyboard to just typing, and use a gaming keypad instead, something will wake up inside of you. +--- 634919163 +>>634919058 +kek, Dont know why the image is the 3rd world version. First image on google +--- 634919317 +>>634918485 +why does everyone put japanese keycaps on their custom keyboards? +--- 634919343 +Yep, gaming. +--- 634919383 +>>634917217 (OP) +Playing video games? +--- 634919476 +>>634919317 +Who wants custom keyboards? IT people and gamers. +What do IT people and gamers tend to both enjoy? Anime. +What do anime enjoyers do? Try to learn moon. +--- 634919497 +>>634918485 +Do the caps come with free estrogen pills? +--- 634919506 +>>634918918 +>model reddit +lol +--- 634919575 +>>634919130 +Nice setup, if only you could find matching keycaps. Pressing that Delete must be annoying with how recessed it is. +--- 634919576 +>>634919497 +>Monster girl quest caps +>Tranny jokes +Summer isn't for 2 more months normie +--- 634919732 +>>634917217 (OP) +--- 634919780 +>>634919130 +--- 634919803 +Got this from my granddads company 10-15 years ago or something. +Works for me. +--- 634919917 +I spilled beer on my ducky keyboard last night. Hope it still works i really like that keyboard. +--- 634919938 +>>634917217 (OP) +some mechanical razer keyboard that i've been using for 10 years now, it doesn't have a numpad but i didn't have to pay for it, and i refuse to spend any money on a new keyboard until this one breaks. +--- 634920349 +Had this bad boy since it was released in 2009. It's still in perfect condition. +--- 634920376 +>>634917217 (OP) +Why do we hate each other so much? Why can't we let people enjoy what they enjoy? +--- 634920419 +>>634917217 (OP) +>keyboard +>play +--- 634920559 +>>634920376 +Tribalism, we love to find differences between us and fight over the smallest of things. +--- 634920642 +I'd like a new mechanical keyboard but it feels like anywhere you go for recommendations it's all "just build one lol" and I just want a fucking keyboard. It's the same in audio, I wanted some new earphones but it's all IEMs now. I did fall for that meme and every highly recommended one I tried has been garbage so far. +--- 634920664 +tfw my keyboard is pink with white and blue keycaps so people think its tranny related when i just like the color combination +--- 634920745 +>>634920664 +>Anime poster +>Not a troon +--- 634920764 +>>634920642 +>it's all IEMs now +Fucking disgusting. +--- 634920765 +>>634920664 +>tomo image +doubt.webp +--- 634920842 +>>634917217 (OP) +An old logitech keyboard that's more than a decade old +--- 634920864 +>>634920745 +>>634920765 +i am a troon but that doesnt mean my keyboard is related to that +--- 634920905 +>>634920864 +Fair enough I guess +--- 634920919 +>>634917217 (OP) +$5 membrane office keyboards ftw +mechanicl keyboards feel and sound ridiculous +--- 634920935 +>>634917217 (OP) +A compact keyboard. +--- 634920936 +>>634920864 +It absolutely does though. If you weren't a freak you would be repulsed by that saccharine pastel schema. It's repulsive from an objective standpoint. You only like it because it makes you feel more feminine. +--- 634920939 +Kirin +--- 634920962 +>>634920864 +So it is tranny related. Because it's related to you +--- 634920981 +>>634920664 +YWNBAW +Oh sorry. Habit. +--- 634920982 +>>634917217 (OP) +it just werks and is comfy to use. +People who buy expensive keyboards are retarded. +--- 634920996 +>>634917730 +soul +--- 634921023 +>>634920936 +but ive liked pink and blue together since i was a kid, and i dont need colors to make me feel feminine lol +--- 634921047 +>>634920864 +Kill yourself. +>>634920981 +Fucking bamboozled +--- 634921061 +>>634921023 +>ive liked pink and blue together since i was a kid +Because you're a freak. Why do you think those colors were chosen to represent people like you? It's not a coincidence, retard. +--- 634921063 +>>634919383 +>E, R, G, N, I, Enter +which game? +--- 634921072 +Got a blackwidow v3 for $90 so that's nice + +I know it's >razer but still +--- 634921114 +>>634921023 +Go kill yourself +--- 634921132 +Pic related +Also I've been getting back into Kenshi lately +Skeleton martial artists are silly fun +--- 634921186 +are there any rubber keyboards with full-nkro +--- 634921241 +>>634921047 +>>634921114 +i dont think so +--- 634921251 +>>634917217 (OP) +This might be Japan only but it's really comfy and quiet to use +--- 634921272 +>>634917217 (OP) +I found this one in the trash bin of a thrift store last week. It's got double shot keycaps and ALPS White switches. Got lucky, the keycaps are very pretty, and Ctrl/Alt/Shift/SysRq have color labels too. +--- 634921280 +>>634917217 (OP) +chink mechanical +feels great after using membrane trash for years +--- 634921306 +>>634921186 +afaik microsoft made one ages ago + +no idea if they made another +--- 634921318 +>>634921251 +japanese keyboards are shit +the spacebar is too small +--- 634921324 +>>634921186 +I have no idea. Typically membranes are made as cheaply as possible so it's sort of contradicting design philosophies. To go really cheap on the keys but then ensure those cheap keys are performing at maximal capacity would be unusual. At least according to my perception of keyboards from 10 years ago. I haven't put much research into it once I found my perfect mechanical. +--- 634921330 +>>634921186 +Yes, topre. +But you don't need NKRO, 10KRO is more than enough. +--- 634921349 +>>634920664 +Post keyboard and discord ;3c +--- 634921357 +>>634921132 +>mpv +Why do trannies constantly tell people that they're trans? +--- 634921376 +>>634921061 +Not even the person you're replying to but this is some schizo shit lol +--- 634921382 +>>634917217 (OP) +Gaming because light whore. Never even use any of the other features. + +Are those compact for people having a fisher price mid life crisis? +--- 634921394 +>>634921318 +Oh fug that's a google images one and I didn't even notice +Mine has the good spacebar +--- 634921396 +>>634920982 +This is a proper keyboard. +--- 634921410 +>>634921357 +Trannies use vlc +--- 634921421 +>>634921376 +>troon likes troon colors and claims it's coincidental +Shut the fuck up, idiot. +--- 634921428 +>>634921272 +Lucky faggot. +If only it had big backspace. +--- 634921469 +>>634917217 (OP) +Logitech K200. My trusty faithful. I'm never using anything else. +--- 634921470 +>>634919575 +I considered getting another set of the split keys, it doesn't annoy me enough yet. +I guess I could just swap the backspace and delete, I'll do that now, never thought of it. + +>>634919780 +Pizzased. +--- 634921474 +>>634917217 (OP) +anything with red switches +--- 634921525 +>>634921421 +>Correlation is Causation +--- 634921535 +>>634921382 +those are for redditors looking for updoots +--- 634921539 +>>634917217 (OP) +I legit have no fucking clue why anybody would use one of those keyboards missing half the goddamn keys. +I use keys that those ones are missing all the time, both in game and out of game. What is the fucking point of a keyboard missing so many goddamn keys? My desk is tiny and I still have more than enough room to fit my goddamn keyboard in front of it. +Literally what the fuck are you doing with the space you are saving? +--- 634921553 +>>634921023 +>personafaggot is a trannoid +whoa, shocker +--- 634921561 +>>634918886 +I wish I had almost $500 to drop on this. +--- 634921564 +>>634921410 +mpv stands for minor porn videos they are joshin +--- 634921572 +>>634921539 +Muh minimalism desk pics for reddit updoots +--- 634921587 +>>634921539 +Hipster trash +--- 634921608 +>>634917217 (OP) +Still using my 10, going on 11, year old BlackWidow. Thought it bit the dust earlier this year but it still keeps going. +No RGB tho, I'm not a gay. +--- 634921653 +>>634921525 +Did I say the faggot became a tranny because of exposure to pastel colors? Shut your retarded mouth. You do an awful lot of defending of this troon despite being a supposed different person. All while this troon mysteriously stopped responding for no apparent reason. Another coincidence? +--- 634921667 +>>634917217 (OP) +$10 Dell keyboard if it breaks i will buy another one, expensive keyboards are waste of money, it's completely different for mice's tho you need good sensor and optical switches so they won't break after year or two I've learned that the hard way with Corsair and Logitech mice's. +--- 634921764 +>>634917217 (OP) +I use a Unicomp Model M +--- 634921789 +>>634921539 +They're morons and unemployed +I have a full sized keyboard at work and this at home because I find it comfy +--- 634921808 +>spend $24351672 on computer +>spend 0.000000001¢ on keyboard +--- 634921873 +>>634921808 +A good keyboard is no more than 30 bucks. +--- 634921905 +>>634921553 +better than your favorite game +--- 634921935 +It was a cheap mechanical keyboard I bought open box at microcenter. It doesn't have any branding on it. I think it only cost me $10, if that? + +Knock off cherry reds. Very slight backlighting. Full 104 keys. But definitely some cheapo construction. +--- 634921951 +>>634921653 +Oh you like relations then? How about the loudest monkeys having the smallest balls. All abrahamic religions having shocking amounts of documented and accepted child molestation. All right wing anti-homo leadership sucking their cousins dicks in hotel rooms on camera. All of them hate trannies. Which do you subscribe to? +--- 634922028 +>>634921951 +Speaking of relations, how is your relationship with your father? +--- 634922041 +>>634921935 +Are you sure it's not "mem-chanical"? +--- 634922068 +to make my machine feel more like a 'going into games' machine i use a keyboard with russian keycaps to make it feel as though i am a russian cosmonaut scientist/researcher/space man. the internet is a vast world for me to explore. +--- 634922086 +>>634917217 (OP) +>middle one +Literally the one in the picture +--- 634922109 +>>634917217 (OP) +Im using a membrane keyboard that is so covered by cigarette butts/boxes and beer cans that it is functionally identical to a compact keyboard +--- 634922127 +I use this in red switches and I covered the light with tape +--- 634922151 +>>634922028 +He bought his house in nevada and I stream single player games to him every monday. He is now too old to game but loves to watch (we grew up playing so much diablo together). We're getting through cp2077 now. I'd say my relationship with my pops fucking rocks dude. +--- 634922160 +I have a cheap TKL mech keyboard. It's a "gaming" keyboard but without lights and shit since I'm not 10 years old +--- 634922195 +>>634917217 (OP) +>BAD THING IS...LE GOOD! +You faggots are a joke. +--- 634922229 +>>634922041 +Nope. Mechanical. I opened it up once and there's no membrane layer there. +--- 634922273 +>>634921272 +I miss these guys +--- 634922389 +>>634917217 (OP) +I'm with the trannies. Full sized keyboards are a waste of space and mech switches are just better.. +--- 634922397 +>>634917387 +My keyboard is at least 2 times more expensive then your controller +--- 634922436 +>>634922229 +--- 634922446 +>ANSI keyboard +lmao returnlets +--- 634922529 +>>634921905 +At least my favourite game is a game and not a shitty japoid high school dating sim. +--- 634922565 +>>634917217 (OP) +I exclusively use microshits official keyboards +--- 634922595 +Mostly my non-rgb grey ducky I bought few years ago. It's a good no bullshit keyboard imho. I'm not too picky about it though, plenty of office shitbox membranes are pretty decent too. Except logitech. Modern logitech fucking sucks balls. +--- 634922730 +I wanted to try a mechanical one about 4 years ago and this was the most sober one I could find. +Still working great. diff --git a/v/634917381.txt b/v/634917381.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bd08d2c675fbaf9aea9df584b50140de463ed413 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634917381.txt @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +----- +--- 634917381 +Matriarch Benezia +--- 634917538 +Why didn't anybody on the Council question why a Spectre was getting a shit ton of strange cybernetic modifications? +--- 634917714 +>>634917538 +Because why not? In fact, most people would do it, that's the problem with these sci fi settings. Don't take obvious things like cybernetics augmentations and life extension technology into account. +--- 634917835 +>>634917714 +The problem is his augments look Geth in origin especially his arm, which should at least raise some eyebrows +--- 634918065 +>>634917835 +That's true, I guess they should just made it a bit different. +--- 634920135 +>>634918838 +--- 634920974 +>>634917381 (OP) +Do you think if ME4 is set centuries after ME3 like some are speculating matriarch Liara is gonna have huge blue milk trucks just like her mom?? +--- 634921079 +>>634920974 +It would be welcome. And then also have her and Shep's kid too, as a companion. +--- 634921290 +Those veiny tits made me masturbate for hours in 2007. I wish Shepherd raped that bitch after beating her in battle hnnngh diff --git a/v/634917443.txt b/v/634917443.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a135ef3df807c508ff0673cb9541c1ec237c739c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634917443.txt @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +----- +--- 634917443 +Excuse me, is everything alright? You look ill. +--- 634917553 +I just want to fade to black +--- 634917740 +>>634917443 (OP) +--- 634920354 +>>634917443 (OP) +>You sleep rather soundly for a murderer +--- 634922349 +>>634920354 +i cant sleep with you watching me lachance diff --git a/v/634917608.txt b/v/634917608.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c69ee340c2c1ba06f4933a95b060c7f1e7505eb6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634917608.txt @@ -0,0 +1,171 @@ +----- +--- 634917608 +Is it the most anticipated game of all time? Has there ever been a more hyped up game? +--- 634918458 +>a game that is held back by its ten year old hardware +its just BOTW 1.5, no need to get a boner +--- 634918635 +I'd say the first one was more anticipated. +--- 634919019 +It took awhile to get there but that last trailer lit a fire under a lot of people. Faggots on /v/ will still scream basedtendo and $70 DLC but the hype is now up there with BotW and Elden Ring before they released. +--- 634919141 +>>634917608 (OP) +no one mature cares +--- 634919909 +gonna be funny that its emulated on the PC on day one and it will mogg the switch version HARD. + +how will the nintendies cope? +--- 634919972 +>>634917608 (OP) +--- 634920004 +Halo 3 is the most hyped game of all time just go watch the release events +--- 634920089 +I dont know, Halo 3 had a lot of hype, FF15 was really hyped up aswell. Half Life 2 had a lot of hype in the PC community. I agree though, there is a lot of hype for TotK. +--- 634920169 +>>634917608 (OP) +Its nintendoslop, of course its hyped up. +--- 634920325 +>>634919909 +>more people playung and discussing the game +Nothing to cope about. We're aware of the console limitations but it doesn't prevent us from playing and enjoying it. +You might want to check how long it took to get switch emu's to run botw too +--- 634920428 +>>634917608 (OP) +That would be Halo 3 I think. +>>634920169 +is slop the new favorite word in the zoomer community? +--- 634920476 +>>634920325 +>how long it took to get switch emu's to run botw too +tears is the same engine, it will run straight off the bat +--- 634920537 +>>634920428 +mid post no cap +--- 634920538 +>>634920428 +lurk more +--- 634920583 +>>634920538 +>>634920537 +lmao exposed zoomers +--- 634920635 +>>634920583 +Born in 04, not a zoomer, but likely one of the more older oldfags. +--- 634920649 +FF XIII had ridiculous hype at the time +--- 634920678 +>>634920635 +goyslop at the earliest has been used in the last two-three years, thats not really oldfag, anon +--- 634920697 +>>634920583 +i was born 98 dumb muttnigger. +--- 634920698 +>>634920476 +The engine will have undergone upgrades and changes now it only needs to run on switch hardware. It won't take 6 months but I have doubts that they will issue free at launch. +--- 634920748 +>>634920678 +>three years +>not an oldfag +Sure, move those goalposts. +--- 634920812 +>>634920697 +sure thing zoomer. +>>634920748 +No goalpost moving needed, you are probably an election tourist aswell, considering which board goyslop originates from +--- 634920843 +>>634917608 (OP) +>Anticipating a sequel to game that removed everything that made Zelda a good series +--- 634920847 +>>634920812 +4chan was irrelevant before Trump. +--- 634920853 +>>634920649 +Looking back, why? Did we simply not know any better? +--- 634920932 +>>634917608 (OP) +It was either cyberpunk 2077 or no man's sky. +--- 634920969 +I'm 33, and no. + +>>634920004 +>>634920089 +>>634920428 +Wrong. How old are you? + +>>634919972 +That was big, but KH is nowhere near as big as Zelda. + +>>634918635 +Nobody had any hope BOTW would be special until like a few months prior to release. BOTW 2 has been on everyone's mind for 5 years now. +--- 634921040 +>>634920969 +>I'm 33, and no. +nobody asked you ain't a way to go even then +--- 634921048 +GTA 5. I still know random thots, niggers, and whites that own it, played it, and still talk about it like it wasn't released nearly ten years ago. +--- 634921050 +>>634917608 (OP) +step aside, pleb +--- 634921076 +>>634920697 +I'm pretty sure that would make you a zoomer. I was born in 96 and even that is considered borderline zoomer. +--- 634921098 +>>634920969 +You seriously think TotK has as big as Halo 3 at the time? Or which game do you talk sbout? +--- 634921101 +>>634917608 (OP) +>Is it the most anticipated game of all time? +Maybe if you are 15 years old + +It's the only game this year I'm looking forward to playing but that says a lot more about the rest of the industry than this game +--- 634921104 +No. Your Nintendo games will never be the most anticipated games of all time. Ever. +Looking at sales data, GTAV is the most anticipated game of all time given it's extreme sales on day 1 +--- 634921162 +>>634921076 +Millenial stopped at 1995. You're a Zoomer! +>t. 1991 Millenial +--- 634921194 +Off the top of my head... maybe smash bros Brawl? +I have no evidence but it seemed like a big deal +--- 634921210 +>>634917608 (OP) +it just looks embarrassingly dated now, how can Nintendo have any pride in this being their premium title in 2023 +--- 634921245 +>>634921050 +I like FFXVI too but it has not the same hype as TOTK +--- 634921347 +>>634917608 (OP) +When is it coming out? +--- 634921348 +>>634921076 +yeah but there is zoomer and a ''zoomer'' +--- 634921360 +>>634920853 +>graphically the game looked incredible +>they actually didn't show much gameplay if I remember right, there were a lot of battles shown and for some reason I remember seeing a lot of gran pulse (rather than the corridors) - might be misremembering this +>Kitase and Toriyama lead the project together, the only other ones they did were VII and X - so it kind of felt like a return to those games after a while. Remembering that since X (in 2001) there was XI (an MMO) and XII (very different team and more fantasy rather than the sci-fi stuff people had grown to like since VII) +--- 634921407 +>>634917608 (OP) +Cyberpunk +--- 634921590 +>>634921245 +for me it doesn't, tee bee aitch +The new entry doesn't seem too different for the last one +it's the same problem the souls games have nowadays, nothing came close to DS1 for me. +--- 634921591 +>>634921076 +zoomers are defined by their market preferences. The age range is just statistics and may not reflect reality +--- 634921763 +>>634917608 (OP) +Nonstop shilling for free eh? Disgusting normies and casual +--- 634921937 +>>634921104 +GTAVI is definitely going to break some records +--- 634922075 +>>634921763 +Generally when people gather to talk about an upcoming or new release we call it a discussion. +--- 634922740 +>got btfo'd two years in a row by Elden Ring as most anticipated game +>i-is it the most anticipated game of all time? H-has there ever been a more hyped up game? +have some shame diff --git a/v/634917680.txt b/v/634917680.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ddb68202937b7d241705540047f8e4d485937395 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634917680.txt @@ -0,0 +1,232 @@ +----- +--- 634917680 +>anti-woke Mario movie made a billion dollars +>anti-woke Resident Evil 4 sold millions of copies +>anti-woke Genshin Impact is the best selling phone game + +Guys, is the pendulum finally swinging back? +--- 634917761 +fuck off, frogposter +--- 634917765 +>Genshin +>anti-woke +--- 634917880 +>>634917680 (OP) +Did anything woke ever make significant amounts of money (for being woke)? +It was always just a few lout screamers promoting thing garbage. A lot of people were polite about it in fears of being cancelled, but that's about it. +--- 634917897 +>>634917680 (OP) +>anti-woke Mario movie +>anti-woke Resident Evil 4 + +Man, you guys came around quickly. +--- 634917910 +>>634917680 (OP) +A majority of people don't give a crap about woke or anti-woke. That is just lip service from corporations. Also woke does not necessarily mean left leaning or progressive ideals. It just means you concern yourself a lot with societal issues. +--- 634917950 +>>634917680 (OP) +>mario +>re4make +>genchink impact +>anti-woke + +Why are frogs retarded? +--- 634917978 +No the clocks about to stop ready +--- 634918035 +>>634917910 +>let's ignore completely what it represents in reality and let's pretend that one generic dictionary definition covers it all +fuck off +--- 634918105 +>>634918035 +if you're so smart, tell us what woke represents in reality. +--- 634918502 +>>634917880 +Any woke stuff that makes money does so despite being woke, not because it’s woke, as in, the woke content is not enough of a dealbreaker for audiences not to consume it. We shall see how other “woke” stuff does in the future, like the little mermaid remake, spiderverse, the marvels and cap 4. Most of those will probably bomb except for maybe spiderverse. Lightyear bombed despite being part of a huge franchise and the LGBT content in it being very minor because they openly advertised it before the movie came out, the woke stuff in spiderverse appears to be similarly minor though far more egregious (lesbians are far more tolerable than transing kids) and if sony is smart they’ll try to keep it as hidden as possible until the movie releases, since as of right now the only people that seem aware of the movie being pozzed are youtube and 4chan schizos +--- 634918542 +>>634917680 (OP) +>redditfrog +go back +--- 634918573 +>>634918105 +raping and killing children +--- 634918587 +schrodinger's woke +--- 634918649 +>>634918573 +but those are rightwing activities. +--- 634918685 +>>634917680 (OP) +>genshin +>anti woke +they LITERALLY pandering to twittertroons and shiptroons all the time what the FUCK are you talking about? +--- 634918725 +>>634918649 +>no u! +Dilate +--- 634918761 +>>634918725 +>no argument +shoo shoo child rapist murderer +--- 634918824 +>>634917680 (OP) +re4make is pretty woke what are you talking about +--- 634918895 +>>634918824 +How is it woke? + +>all white cast +>no lgbt represnatation +>Ashley is thirsting for Leon +--- 634918957 +>>634918895 +Censored outfits and dialogue. +--- 634919006 +>>634918895 +>Ada wong +>white +--- 634919029 +>>634917680 (OP) +How are any of thoes anti-woke? +--- 634919038 +>>634917680 (OP) +Genshin Impact is a literal sjw propaganda. +--- 634919061 +>>634917680 (OP) +Maybe lefties are right about wokeness being badly defined. +Like calling RE4 woke only because you cannot look up Ashley's skirt anymore, when they've made her even prettier to compensate and kept her big ballistics. +--- 634919123 +>>634919061 +>prettier +Old Ashley appeals to k-selected people, new Ashley is r-selected +--- 634919143 +>>634918573 +The age of consent was increased thanks to leftist chads. +--- 634919172 +>>634917680 (OP) +>Mario +>with girlboss Princess Bitch +>anti-woke +--- 634919173 +>>634918983 +Literally 1984 +--- 634919201 +>>634919061 +What the fuck are you talking about? Censoring stuff to not offend feminists is clearly woke there's nothing vague about it. +--- 634919275 +>>634919078 +Those are completely different people and the Mario movie is neither woke nor anti-woke. +--- 634919306 +>>634918761 +>no argument +shoo shoo child rapist murderer +--- 634919309 +>>634919260 +Based black men +--- 634919310 +>>634917680 (OP) +What does anti-woke mean? No black people? +--- 634919432 +>>634919260 +>We've asked a- +I don't care, I'm still correct and you are mad about it. +--- 634919564 +>>634919310 +You know exactly what it means you retarded faggot. +--- 634919589 +>>634919201 +You’d be hard pressed to find anyone that misses the panty shots besides some incels +--- 634919597 +>>634918983 +bro tord? +like from eddsworld? +--- 634919609 +>>634917680 (OP) +>REmake4 +>anti-woke +chose one faggot +>made all character uglier because it's cheaper to be lazy and scan irl actors than to hire a proper artist to render a good looking model +>they removed all the flirting and sexual innuendo because it may have triggered some random snowflake +>no panty shots nor Ashley calling you a pervert +>they changed Ada's elegant red dress for some HR management lady suit with a screechy chink voice to match +>Ashley is insufferable, even more than before, at least back then she knew to get into the dumpster when told to do so +>Leon is an absolute beta cuck, totally humorless and no way the unapologetic bad ass he was in the original +>he pretends to act oblivious to Ashley's end game flirting dodging her question by regurgitates tired monotonous generic feminist drivel about her being a stronk indapendant womyn who need no man +--- 634919708 +>>634917880 +Anita Sarkessia was the only griffter with her Jewery level high enough to be able to profit from wokeness, but even she is struggling to remain relevant now a days +--- 634919742 +>>634917680 (OP) +Literally none of those things are anti-woke, retard +--- 634919801 +>>634917680 (OP) +>>anti-woke Mario movie made a billion dollars +I saw it yesterday. How the fuck is it anti woke if peach is a mary sue? +--- 634919847 +>>634917680 (OP) +Why was Mario anti-woke? +--- 634919869 +>>634919609 +Not even that +They facescan beautiful people and then manually uglify the models to be realistic +--- 634919873 +>>634917680 (OP) +Mario was woke +--- 634919948 +>>634917680 (OP) +>anti-woke Mario movie made a billion dollars +Girlboss Peach, Bowser simp +>anti-woke Resident Evil 4 sold millions of copies +ballistics +>anti-woke Genshin Impact is the best selling phone game +Name one woman in this game with a coat on. I'll wait. +--- 634919964 +>>634917910 +>especially issues of racial and social justice +Dumb fucking mutt +--- 634920139 +>>634919801 +It's not really anti-woke, but it has an all white cast, young white men saving the day, Mario becoming bad ass quickly and is nearly apolitical +--- 634920241 +>>634917680 (OP) +>anti-woke Resident Evil 4 +Autism, and unfortunately not the funny kind. +--- 634920779 +>>634917680 (OP) +>anti woke Mario +It evens out -- The film clearly wanted Peach to be a strong independent woman who wanted no man but clearly Nintendo stepped in and told them to tone it the fuck down. So this is just cope +>anti woke Resident Evil 4 +I guess this is true since Ashley is still a damsel in distress for most of the game +>anti woke Genshin Impact +Lmao the game with a lesbian NPC [Jeht] that only got subsequently retconned later, and consistently censorship on all of its female designs?? +--- 634920830 +>>634917910 +>A majority of people don't give a crap about woke or anti-woke +objectively falce +people want sexy women and power action heroes, when both of them get replaced with bulldykes and betacucks, normies take notice +--- 634920948 +>>634920830 +It’s complicated. They want sexy chicks and badass men, but the moment the journos print some shit like “Hero Adventure is bigoted and sexist and racist” they will ignore it to not be bad goys +--- 634921015 +>>634919260 +>1000 voters +>ignore the 'right amount' +lmao +--- 634921163 +>>634917680 (OP) +u kno it beby +--- 634921187 +>>634917910 +>woke does not necessarily mean left leaning or progressive ideals +CRT is definitely a Farf Left ideal. +Equity is a Far Left ideal. +Self ID +Anything that has to do with "equality of outcomes" is an "out of touch with reality" Far Left Idea. +Even the moderate Left is starting to point these things out. +Also, Woke is a term introduced by Black Americans and appropriated by rich white college kids (talk about ironic). +--- 634921642 +>>634920948 +>the moment the journos print some shit like “Hero Adventure is bigoted and sexist and racist” they will ignore it to not be bad goys +that shit doesn't even happen in Murrika, which is ground 0 for the woke virus +Critics have no power, their opinions have no weight, normies don't even bother about them when it's time to spend money on entertainment, especially movie critics +nobody outside of merica gives a shit about woke talking points, they won't ignore a product because it pisses off trannies, but they everyone can see modern entertainment suck and they have come to hate the word often associated with said suckage diff --git a/v/634917717.txt b/v/634917717.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..11b45f7a2c1a0b869f8f4d7462eac1204d84bda1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634917717.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +----- +--- 634917717 +QRD on Flyff Universe? +--- 634920361 +>>634917717 (OP) +It's shit. Game is pay2win with the actual economy of in-game items completely stagnated in favour of buying and selling cash items. The grind is long and you will get lapped by paypigs chuffing 100s of dollars in cash items. Upgrade system is the same as early 2000s in the sense that it requires cash items. They have straight up structured this game where you will never get to the end game without paying +--- 634921034 +I completely forgot about this but yeah, they doubled down on the pay2win from the pics I saw. Damn shame too. +--- 634921341 +>it's a MMORPG from (YOUR) (omg) childhood! +>how has it aged? +It's shit and pay2win. Whales ALWAYS control these games and you should NEVER look back. diff --git a/v/634918636.txt b/v/634918636.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c1eea0b5bd58d261701c5c7cdb132e0531d9c7a0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634918636.txt @@ -0,0 +1,43 @@ +----- +--- 634918794 +>>634918636 (OP) +Lost technology is a real phenomenom but I'm pretty sure as bad as pixel fartists are they could manage to make that. +--- 634919312 +>>634918794 +OP means that white people would find this offensive on behalf of niggers and the developers would get cancelled +--- 634919552 +>>634919312 +What does this have to do with race, idiot? +--- 634919789 +>>634918794 +>>634919552 +Please, put on a trip code so I can filter you, newfag. +--- 634919857 +>>634919552 +--- 634920147 +>>634919789 +Don't call me newfag, Call Me Big Cat. Faggot. +>>634919857 +Is that one of those porch monkeys I've heard about? Ugly little things. +--- 634920303 +>>634918794 +>Namefaggotry +get bent +--- 634920403 +>>634920303 +"seethe" and "cope on my dick" about it, or whatever you losers say +--- 634920728 +It's ok, the cast is diverse +--- 634921362 +>>634919552 +>black enemies with dreadlocks, tire lips and monkey canines +>what does this have to do with race +anon I.... +--- 634921446 +>>634921362 +How many blue eyed niggers you ever seen? +--- 634921546 +>>634921446 +You are right a minor detail like the color of a single dot is the deciding factor in this racist caricature +--- 634922412 +Reminds me of Chuchel. Even foreign countries with folklore get tied into nigger politics. diff --git a/v/634918892.txt b/v/634918892.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9f1874f44a26ac9d7745a58c549b9fbd4476ab79 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634918892.txt @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +----- +--- 634918892 +Whoever made this piece of shit should be shot in the head for crimes against gaming. +Wherever you look, its shitty mechanics are everywhere. It ruined so much games, it's not even funny. +--- 634919042 +deal with it noob +--- 634919043 +>>634918892 (OP) +Filtered huh? That's really pathetic and sad to be that bad playing video games. Too casual you love anime garbage huh? +--- 634919075 +>>634918892 (OP) +Dark Souls 1 freed the world from the goyslop that is WoW. +Be thankful, scum. +--- 634919635 +Relax, it's just a stamina bar +--- 634919716 +>>634918892 (OP) +try harder faggot, your threads aren't funny or original +--- 634919748 +>>634918892 (OP) +git +--- 634922113 +>Whoever made this piece of shit should be shot in the head for crimes against gaming. +>Wherever you look, its shitty mechanics are everywhere. It ruined so much games, it's not even funny. diff --git a/v/634918968.txt b/v/634918968.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4b4eb4f9be656ab9375fd6337da955d15d2fd64d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634918968.txt @@ -0,0 +1,35 @@ +----- +--- 634918968 +What is it about Deep Rock Galactic that makes it weirdly immersive? + +It's just a silly COOP shooter, and yet I feel like I'm really there in it's universe living the miner life. +--- 634919012 +its the lobby and the corporate setting +--- 634919103 +>>634918968 (OP) +The teamwork is just GOAT. The setup is very simple but works extremely well. All the little mechanics just make sense. +--- 634919110 +>>634918968 (OP) +Nothing, it's a mediocre coop shooter and you're just an autist. +--- 634919225 +>>634919012 +Nah it's more than that. The synergy between the classes and how they complement each other is ace. Upgrade system is great and the overclocks just add another layer of fun to the whole experience. +But yea the silly setting is a big part of the charm. +--- 634919483 +i like drilling +--- 634921574 +>be playing with sticky flames the whole time thinking it's somewhat most ammo efficient choice +>struggle with large bugs and at mid-to-long ranges +>switch to shotgun sludge +>annihilates everything at any range: two-shots praetorians, kills a pack of bugs in a single shot. +>only costs 4 per shot +this weapon is Rivers of Blood of DRG. +--- 634922054 +>>634918968 (OP) +>Deep Rock Galactic immersive? +Is it? +Maybe while in a mission and thats mostly because of you having to light the caves and decent sound design +--- 634922381 +>>634921574 +>struggling with sticky flames +What the fuck, you literally just pick all the mods that say sticky flames, equipped sticky additive or sticky fuel, point it at the floor, draw a dick and press s if a bug somehow survives going through it because it's now slower than you backpedaling. Are you playing with face melter or something? diff --git a/v/634919106.txt b/v/634919106.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ef5b9e7db3dcb138492669e86b6a5a3c0ac258f0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634919106.txt @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +----- +--- 634919106 +kino +--- 634919513 +Did you hesitate, /v/? +--- 634920639 +I want to explore the west together with the divine child in Sekiro 2. +--- 634920709 +>>634920639 +Monkeypaw: Done, but he has to sit on your shoulders the entire game. +Even if he dies. +--- 634920836 +>>634920709 +The divine child was the girl. And the boy kuro ends up reincarnating as a baby inside of the divine child. +--- 634921375 +show me your feet, whore!! +--- 634922670 +Sekiro 2 but you okay as reincarnated Kuro who was taught by his new dad. +--- 634922732 +>>634919106 (OP) +Yeah it's a beautiful game. Too bad the gameplay is dogshit. +>inb4 filtered +No. I beat it. It just wasn't enjoyable, and was an annoying and stressful chore from start to finish. Fuck you. +--- 634922775 +>>634922732 +filtered diff --git a/v/634919107.txt b/v/634919107.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fd97a79bfcb587e81db1275a01d399351bf948dc --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634919107.txt @@ -0,0 +1,35 @@ +----- +--- 634919107 +NCU CONFIRMED! + +>The Super Mario Bros. Movie is a massive success for both Nintendo and Illumination. Not only is it widely adored by fans of the games, but it's also on track to make at least $1.2 billion at the global box office, making it one of the most successful animated movies of all time. It's completely smashed the previous record for a video game adaptation, leaving Warcraft and Pokemon: Detective Pikachu in its dust, and was even reported as the number one film in at least 26 different countries. + +>Now, you don't need to be Sherlock Holmes to figure out that Nintendo is probably going to be pretty confident in its movie making abilities after this success. It's expected that Nintendo will continue to adapt its properties into movies, but Mario creator Shigeru Miyamoto has now pretty much confirmed that in a recent interview. Speaking with Japanese outlet Nikkei (translated by My Nintendo News), Miyamoto says that there's "no doubt" that we'll be getting more movies from Nintendo in the future. + + +What video game tie-ins do you want to see, /v/? Voices from the movies in game? Who should they cast for Samus and Link? + + +https://mynintendonews.com/2023/04/21/shigeru-miyamoto-reiterates-more-nintendo-movies-are-coming/ +--- 634920051 +Twlight princess movie so I can jack off in the theatre with my bros +--- 634920396 +>>634919107 (OP) +I posted this the other day. I think Kirby and Star Fox are a guarantee. I know that people want Zelda and we will get Zelda, but the barrier for entry for Zelda is a lot higher than people realize. Something like Kirby or Star Fox is infinitely more approachable to a general audience and I think it would be a great way to get those brands out there so that more normies are interested +--- 634920581 +Zelda OoT Trilogy +--- 634920686 +>Cape slop movies are now being replaced by Game slop +--- 634920736 +>>634919107 (OP) +The Age of Disney is over. +The Time of Nintendo has come. +--- 634920872 +>>634920396 +I'll only watch Kirby if it's directed by Lynch or someone who gets his style right. +And iirc Netflix was set to make a Zelda series already but it was cancelled after some leak? +--- 634921006 +Luigi's Mansion. +--- 634921893 +>>634920736 +>Chris Pratt's face when he's trapped in three cinematic universes at the same time diff --git a/v/634919149.txt b/v/634919149.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ed3872736be49872456152509ac9e9540a91ef27 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634919149.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +----- +--- 634919149 +How were single balrogs and dragons able to destroy entire kingdoms of men and dwarves in the third age, when people in the first age were able to take on armies of them? Smaug and Durin's bane weren't particularly strong for their kind either. +--- 634919573 +Men and dwarves had bigger armies. Men also were given Numeronean blood which gave them superhuman powers which kept dwindling as time went on. +--- 634920758 +Less powerful states (think of Rome prior to 3rd century crisis vs Rome in 5th century, or Ostrogothic Kingdom), and fading ancient magic (imagine if, in addition to having bigger armies, the average Númenórean is like Aragorn). Elves in the first age in particular could be like demigods, capable of 1vs1ing balrogs, and indeed their masters. +--- 634921153 +So what the fuck was Ungoliant? +Someone redpill me on the big ass spider +--- 634922246 +>>634921153 +No one really know. +My favourite theory is that she was embodiment of Discord of Melkor, just like Tom was embodiment of Music of Ainur. +Which make it double funny how she almost buttfucked Morgoth and make him cry. diff --git a/v/634919236.txt b/v/634919236.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3404cf6f3870be59b16590fbe4596677fb23f2d1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634919236.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +----- +--- 634919236 +>bug enemy +>also have crippling fear of bugs +--- 634919957 +>How many times do I tell you this, Chrissy. When we're having sex you should turn into that lavender unicorn and babble your mouth about how much you love the power of friendship. +--- 634921018 +>>634919957 +nah that'd trigger the GROSS KILL IT reflex +--- 634922667 +Green glowing bughorsepussy or not?? diff --git a/v/634919375.txt b/v/634919375.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9c199bdfb193d002a941e19bc926d76bf68e0535 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634919375.txt @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +----- +--- 634919375 +Best vidya girls thread +--- 634919464 +Welkin's bread bakery +--- 634919709 +>>634919375 (OP) +that must feel amazing +hiw do i make a little gurl hug me like that +i dint even care if its a real girl at this point +--- 634919735 +I love Reisen! +--- 634922046 +bump +--- 634922080 +>>634919375 (OP) +>granny pants +cringe and disgusting +--- 634922108 +>>634919375 (OP) +--- 634922161 +>>634919375 (OP) +Haru, my beloved honeybun +--- 634922687 +>>634919375 (OP) diff --git a/v/634919454.txt b/v/634919454.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d5be66bd07ffe0a97dd7e812ea9f3a3b3ccf71b2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634919454.txt @@ -0,0 +1,48 @@ +----- +--- 634919454 +Downloading league right now, any tips? Am planning to play as kindred +--- 634919498 +don't, you will regret it +--- 634919517 +>>634919454 (OP) +Okay furfag. +--- 634919535 +>>634919498 +fpbp +--- 634919631 +it can be fun if you don't take it seriously +--- 634919637 +I'm so glad I lost most of my friends so I don't have to play this shit anymore +--- 634919680 +>>634919454 (OP) +Kindred's great but you do NOT want to play them first. Actually, you probably shouldn't play League at all to begin with, but if you're already downloading then I guess your mind's made up, in which case you do NOT want to play Kindred first. +--- 634919778 +>>634919454 (OP) +Do damage, asshole. That's literally it. +--- 634919831 +Ahem +https://mega.nz/folder/Fd8jESyb#RQTQWRrbrPfFTwg_5szhBA +--- 634919864 +When people unmask Kindred it pisses me off. +Bring back old Morde and Gangplank +Fuck Rito +--- 634919898 +>>634919454 (OP) +You drop that fucking shit right now. Do not EVER return to LoL. Any other fucking MOBA is better than LoL. +--- 634919905 +>>634919454 (OP) +>any tips +Don't do it. If you are dead set on it just play arams +--- 634920027 +>>634919637 +I quit the game like 4 years ago and have pretty much lost all contact with the friends I used to play with, since they literally do nothing else but play League up until this day. No clue how they do it but they just can't seem to play anything else +--- 634920060 +>>634919898 +Tried dota, kinda like the moba gameplay but dota is too complicated and people say league is simpler and easier than dota +--- 634920229 +>>634919898 +SMITE is fucking garbage atm. +--- 634922410 +>>634919454 (OP) +>any tips? +yea, dont. Trash game, 4 years since i last touched this shit diff --git a/v/634919572.txt b/v/634919572.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2c6341926801d1d372f46fa55525dc0e893789ac --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634919572.txt @@ -0,0 +1,50 @@ +----- +--- 634919572 +Whats your favorite Vietnam war game /v/? + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3tvaSSJoyI [Embed] +--- 634919682 +https://youtu.be/cCFtiO5j97M [Embed] +--- 634919783 +>>634919572 (OP) +You posted it. This and BF:Vientam. I'm looking forward to Burning Lands, whenever it comes out. +--- 634919825 +https://youtu.be/Z0bq54Cyk48 [Embed] +man the memories +--- 634920035 +I KILL YOU GI +--- 634920092 +>>634919572 (OP) +BC2 Vietnam +--- 634920152 +Did anyone else play this one? +--- 634920363 +>>634920152 +Yeah I played in PC. Unexpectedly brutal game, dismemberment and stuff it was 18+ in my country. I remember one mission where I had to search for weapons in a village, I found them, was ambushed and I killed all the villagers, surprising they let you do that. +--- 634920757 +>>634920152 +The sequel was SO BAD. +--- 634921090 +>>634919572 (OP) +Mine is also this one (Fist Alpha was fun too) but nowadays I keep playing the game which has that song as its main theme, Rising Storm 2 to fill that Vietnam sized hole within me. + +>>634919682 +kino +--- 634921228 +>not gaming on Lost Patrol +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy5bOEF14WM [Embed] +--- 634921463 +Shellshock for ps2. +--- 634921565 +>Ctrl+f +>"Battlefield: Vietnam" +>0 results +Shamefur dispray +--- 634921692 +>>634920152 +I remember my 6th grade teacher saying this game was way too violent, so I had my mom get it for me +--- 634921903 +kneel +--- 634922017 +>>634921565 +Airlifting vehicles and blasting classic Nam music from them was cool but at its core, it was a BF1942 reskin. Still better than the recent BF games tho. diff --git a/v/634919614.txt b/v/634919614.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b88efc56096db9d3c168531a29ac24fd4b59996e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634919614.txt @@ -0,0 +1,37 @@ +----- +--- 634919614 +Do you still care about 3D platformers? +--- 634919721 +>>634919614 (OP) +I care about Coco +--- 634919765 +>>634919614 (OP) +--- 634919797 +>>634919614 (OP) +What porn animation is this from? +--- 634919863 +>>634919614 (OP) +Yes, not about Crash, tho +--- 634919952 +Yes, just finished this. +--- 634920412 +>>634919614 (OP) +Yes +and I also care about Coco fucking her brother. I like both of these things quite a lot +--- 634920443 +>>634919614 (OP) +I liked Coco much more in N. Sane Trilogy and CTR. +--- 634920575 +>>634919614 (OP) +Coco's cocos! +--- 634920646 +SEXO +--- 634921437 +>>634919614 (OP) +I do +--- 634921487 +>>634920646 +I am not sure what exactly is being censored there +--- 634921965 +>>634920646 +She belongs to human men diff --git a/v/634919705.txt b/v/634919705.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ae5a5725626b24e11012a1bf35bc52b65037f75d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634919705.txt @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +----- +--- 634919705 +Hear that, Noah? Lanz wants something a bit meatier! +--- 634920203 +Here Smoke some weed bitch +--- 634920620 +2>1>3 +fact +--- 634920714 +>>634919705 (OP) +Stop being attracted to cats. +--- 634920916 +>>634919754 +BACK TO THE PIT! +--- 634920947 +hear that, i want bigger tits +--- 634921501 +bbc diff --git a/v/634919743.txt b/v/634919743.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bbdbd5de8116596a25dd123ba3f76baa1f3e1075 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634919743.txt @@ -0,0 +1,31 @@ +----- +--- 634919743 +Is it better than the first one? +--- 634919781 +>>634919743 (OP) +It's out? I thought it was still in development +--- 634919815 +>Slime Tranner +--- 634919959 +>>634919781 +It is both out and still in development +Don't pay for early access. +--- 634919968 +>>634919781 +Yeah +https://youtu.be/PywIMpxCU8o [Embed] +--- 634920049 +>>634919968 +The fuck is this gay shit? Why did you link this instead of a trailer? +--- 634920904 +>>634919959 +>early access. +dqmmit +>>634920049 +https://youtu.be/yevHIZWwBL0 [Embed] +--- 634921978 +>>634919968 +>100 days +Why cant zoomers just watch a video +Why does everything have to be a challenge +Their brain runs on fucking fumes diff --git a/v/634919761.txt b/v/634919761.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..eaf66b639ecaee17dade765c5963af8d223e7ead --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634919761.txt @@ -0,0 +1,44 @@ +----- +--- 634919761 +Play Last Origin +--- 634919912 +>>634919761 (OP) +GLOBAL when? +--- 634919940 +>>634919761 (OP) +>Only gacha where you can canonically be an eternal shota +--- 634920020 +>>634919761 (OP) +--- 634920271 +Release an english version and I will. +No I'm not using fan patches. +--- 634920873 +>>634920020 +>MiyaFAGi +>MiyaGOYSLOPi +>MiyaHACKi +>MiyaTRANNIE +>MiyaSHITi +>MiyaDOESNT KNOW HOW TO MAKE GAMESi +--- 634920979 +>>634919940 +Seriously? +--- 634921095 +feet too small +--- 634921529 +Only if the girls can be pumped up to exploding. +--- 634921569 +>>634919761 (OP) +Is it a gatcha? +--- 634921767 +>>634919761 (OP) +JP? I can't read jp and korea how am I going to play this +--- 634921821 +>>634921095 +based +--- 634921928 +Keep posting lewds so I don't have to +--- 634921969 +>>634919912 +>Censored when? +this is what you're asking for diff --git a/v/634919762.txt b/v/634919762.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c8cfe553b2efd751ce59034f5b455cfd3b9fdeb3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634919762.txt @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +----- +--- 634919762 +post peak gameplay +--- 634920014 +>Unity asset flip #50,042,021 +--- 634920072 +>>634920014 +>AI Generated Asset flip +--- 634920082 +Skirt is too long and girl is too old +--- 634920127 +>>634919762 (OP) +I think she has hemorrhoids +--- 634920159 +>>634919762 (OP) +amazing +--- 634920183 +>>634920127 +--- 634920202 +Geez who made this, BBC games? +--- 634920435 +>>634919762 (OP) +Yeah that's definitely past the peak of gameplay. +--- 634920517 +>>634919762 (OP) +--- 634922703 +>>634920127 +how do you know anon? diff --git a/v/634919843.txt b/v/634919843.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8ed40f4400599be2766031843d6a90208b99590e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634919843.txt @@ -0,0 +1,45 @@ +----- +--- 634919843 +People unironically thought valve would make a game. +--- 634919976 +>>634919843 (OP) +they made alyx didnt they +--- 634919994 +>>634919843 (OP) +They did a few years ago. Meanwhile Bethesda dropped a trailer for their game 5 years ago and haven't said or released shit since. +--- 634920426 +Part of me admires valve for this Linux compatibility layer shit. And I've enjoyed playing a few games without having to go into windows. But I really don't understand how this is supposed to make them money or what their plan is with it. Surely it's not all out of the kindness of their hearts +--- 634920485 +>>634920426 +The plan is mainly to prevent a microsoft monopoly +--- 634920515 +>>634920426 +>how this is supposed to make them money +Valve is a private company, they don't kneel to shareholders and can do whatever they please +--- 634920643 +>>634920485 +the plan is to provide one sane community-driven alternative to a corporate gaming hellscape. +The gaming on linux status quo for the last 15 years. +--- 634921000 +>>634919976 +No, they brought the makers of Firewatch for building an excellent VR game and made them build Alyx. Valve did nothing. + +>>634920485 +Apple users never hears such BS. +--- 634921972 +>>634920426 +Microsoft threatened to fuck them so they're making sure that's not possible +--- 634922526 +>>634920426 +>But I really don't understand how this is supposed to make them money or what their plan is with it. Surely it's not all out of the kindness of their hearts +You see, about 10 years ago Microsoft was playing with the idea of Windows versions that only run Windows Store apps. Gay Ben got spooked because he realized that his company is completely reliant on MS not fucking them over, which is why they started work on making Linux a viable alternative. + +It's basically survival preparation. +--- 634922681 +>jedi survivor +Called it +--- 634922737 +>>634919843 (OP) +>What is Alyx +>What is CS2 +In before you say they don't count. diff --git a/v/634919878.txt b/v/634919878.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..57d7ae688d0cce7456062b7d1a036cfa15ab818a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634919878.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 634919878 +I'm using the fitgurl repack, all the guides say the steam version. I'm so desperate to play this in VR bros. +--- 634920647 +>>634919878 (OP) +My wife Shantae diff --git a/v/634919883.txt b/v/634919883.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0fc31807d11b10435001b864b340c10c294bd77a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634919883.txt @@ -0,0 +1,54 @@ +----- +--- 634919883 +It's bread. +--- 634920304 +>>634920130 +what a beautiful culture +--- 634920336 +>>634920130 +>korean cuisine +--- 634920453 +>>634920130 +I mean, yeah, man? +Different cultures, if he didn't know, he didn't know. +Imagine the stupid shit, cringe shit humans will do that aliens will find instantly offensive. +--- 634920567 +>>634920130 +beautiful cultural enrichment of europe +--- 634920668 +>>634919883 (OP) +post itsheather.jpg +--- 634920737 +>>634919883 (OP) +I want to bread Heather. +--- 634921676 +>>634920668 +--- 634921880 +>>634919883 (OP) +PAN DOKO? +--- 634921919 +>>634921820 +cute retard. +--- 634921923 +This... is a bucket. +--- 634921931 +>>634921676 +thank you anon :) +--- 634922015 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKiC1im1Ixc [Embed] +--- 634922026 +>>634921803 +MIAGETA YOZORA NO HOSHITACHI NO HIKARI +--- 634922134 +>>634921923 +Dear God... +--- 634922254 +>>634919883 (OP) +Sexo +--- 634922256 +>>634920453 +not knowing about laws has never been an excuse for breaking them in the past +but now niggers are allowed to break as many laws as they want in white countries +--- 634922454 +IT'S MINMO +GROWING STRONG AND HEALTHY diff --git a/v/634919923.txt b/v/634919923.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a882f924d92250ee9af4bf6130375a6d846c7979 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634919923.txt @@ -0,0 +1,79 @@ +----- +--- 634919923 +If the deck can do it why can't PC? +Wouldn't it be nice to be able to upgrade VRAM? +How about if I have a very powerful CPU and the game is barely using it. +I remeber crisis runing on cpu alone. +Some games barely use the CPU when the GPU is max. +What if we could set certain CPU core's for graphics? +--- 634919996 +DDR is optimized for bandwidth +GDDR is optimized for latency +In the past GPUs had DDR3 as VRAM and it was far slower than the GDDR version. +--- 634920214 +>>634919996 +So why not have both in the PC? +Have 2 slots ment for bandwidth ram and 2 for latency ram? +--- 634920236 +>>634919923 (OP) +because you're a retard, the bandwidth and speed of system ram is 1000% slower than VRAM +--- 634920431 +>>634920214 +Because it doesn't physically work that way. The physical location affects the bandwidth and latency of the components. Why do you think CPU cache is so much faster than your SSD? +--- 634920669 +>>634920236 +So have a VRAM slot on the PC?>>634920431 +Or get this have one on the GPU I've seen missing VRAM connections on plenty of GPUs +--- 634920856 +>>634920669 +>Or get this have one on the GPU +Remember the GTX 970? Guess what happened once you used more than 3.5GB of VRAM +--- 634920913 +>>634920669 +Genius idea son. +--- 634921165 +>>634920856 +Not ram VRAM slot on the GPU. +--- 634921221 +>>634920913 +Explain +--- 634921520 +>>634921165 +anon, ddr is still way slower than gddr. different tech. +--- 634921582 +>>634921165 +and you still have the problem of >>634920913 + +>>634921221 +Games care more about latency than bandwidth +--- 634921694 +>>634919923 (OP) +Just get 128GB of ddr5 6000 in quad channel and make a ram disc with 64GB and install the game on the RAM disc. +But know that current year developers are faggits and it will still do shit like doubling of assets in vram, doing quadruple read write operations that clog the memory bus, loading uncompressed sound files, having a high poly count garbage bag scattered around the open world in thousands of instances, having two if else statement NPC "AI" use up 100% of a CPU core... +You can have a 64 core threadripper and 32GB of ddr7 vram and the useless faggots would still shit it up. +As they are asset monkeys and engine toolset users. +Not programmers. +--- 634922023 +>>634921694 +And I can only imagine what will happen when gen z gets a job +--- 634922032 +>>634921165 +Rare GPUs in the past in times of edo RAM and PCI slots had open slots for adding more memory. +Turbo cache tech also exists it was used mostly for igpus that were on the motherboard to have dedicated part of RAM as vram. +It would cut into sales of nvidia if you could just add like 8GB or 12GB more to the 3070 or 3060ti or even the 3080. +And 4060 will be an 8GB card to upsell the 4070... +--- 634922243 +>>634922023 +My nephews and nieces are gen alpha or whatever comes after zoomers, like 2010 and younger. +They have phones but also spend lots of time using PCs, as we intentionally setup like 5 desktops and 2 laptops in every house for them and family. +Most of their friends from normalfag familys never use anything but a phone. +--- 634922285 +>>634922032 +Would it? +Because they could just make it cheaper and a lower entry point and then they could make more money selling some specific ram or something. +And at this point not having enough is hurting their sales more +--- 634922470 +>>634922243 +I hate gen alpha they are basically a hall monitor. +You can't do that where's your pass mentally all the way. +So so many rules,they literally believed I can't go buy groceries without a green pass. diff --git a/v/634920160.txt b/v/634920160.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9d636555c07d04f225e15d5252446ab03055e4b0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634920160.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634920160 +Say hello to the twilight Princess. +--- 634922489 +Makes sense. Now which Ganon is it? diff --git a/v/634920206.txt b/v/634920206.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7b31866357f7746a4c71a2bff8c6732fd01da41f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634920206.txt @@ -0,0 +1,89 @@ +----- +--- 634920206 +Hard mode: The game must have been released in the last 5 years. +--- 634920260 +>>634920206 (OP) +I saved this image +--- 634920358 +gas station simulator +--- 634920405 +Solitaire +--- 634920454 +pizza tower +--- 634920568 +>>634920206 (OP) +Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity +--- 634920628 +>>634920206 (OP) +Elden Ring +--- 634920672 +Sekiro +--- 634920706 +No game is inherently fun +You need to be predisposed to have fun, to have fun with a game. +There are no games that, when you are feeling down and are not in the mood of playing, and you play it, it gives you fun +Other things can do that, but not games because games have an active component on the enjoyment, and you are not there mentally, the game will not give you fun. +When you play a game and are having fun, you would have had fun anyway doing something else. +--- 634920769 +>>634920206 (OP) +deep rock galactic +--- 634920770 +>>634920206 (OP) +Resident Evil 7: Biohazard +--- 634920837 +>>634920358 +No +>>634920405 +No +>>634920454 +No +>>634920568 +FUCK no +>>634920628 +No +>>634920672 +Yes +>>634920706 +No +>>634920769 +No +>>634920770 +No +--- 634920908 +>>634920837 +get a hobby or a job or some shit +--- 634920949 +>>634920837 +--- 634921109 +>>634920206 (OP) +東方虹龍洞 ~ Unconnected Marketeers +--- 634921317 +>>634920837 +thanks +--- 634921479 +>>634920206 (OP) +Astlibra +Stranger of Paradise +Taiko no Tatsujin Rhythm Festival +--- 634921585 +>>634920837 +shut up stupid bitch +--- 634921604 +>>634920358 +Does that one glitch where you can use the broom to push cars into each other and launch them into the sky still exist? +--- 634922208 +>>634920837 +>mass replying +autstic AND pointless +--- 634922281 +also I really think Apex is a fun game +--- 634922507 +>>634920206 (OP) +genshin impact +alchemy stars +guardian tales +arknights +magic survival +--- 634922649 +>>634920206 (OP) +I play a lot of fun games every year, though most of them are either niche AA games or indie shit diff --git a/v/634920264.txt b/v/634920264.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b43d3e82ee9f52adffee06c700fcc0b2386bbaf1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634920264.txt @@ -0,0 +1,184 @@ +----- +--- 634920264 +ITT: signs a game was made in japan +--- 634920343 +it's good +--- 634920462 +The woman actually looks like a woman +--- 634920542 +>>634920264 (OP) +Cringe voice acting on both the dub and the original +--- 634920580 +>>634920264 (OP) +Relatable characters. +--- 634920740 +>>634920264 (OP) +New thread theme: signs a game was made in USA +--- 634920750 +>>634920264 (OP) +--- 634920756 +>>634920462 +The woman is actually a guy +--- 634920773 +>>634920343 +asked and answered, wrap it up boys +--- 634920790 +>>634920264 (OP) +A fat white guy is playing it. +--- 634920791 +>>634920580 +I will now play your game +--- 634920876 +>>634920580 +Only ear man does it right +--- 634921083 +>>634920264 (OP) +>mock a country after nuking it +American moment. Jap hentai looks like duckfarts compared to american porn anyway. +--- 634921164 +>>634921083 +he sad +--- 634921226 +Characters constantly going 'huh' +>Huh. +>Huh? +>Huh... +--- 634921384 +Sexual Stat Autism +--- 634921507 +>>634920264 (OP) +It isn't a walking simulator. +--- 634921534 +>>634921507 +death stranding +--- 634921606 +>>634921083 +Maybe if we nuked america twice it would stop being so pozzed. +--- 634921607 +>>634920756 +>Japan +>Draw woman +>Call it a man +>America +>Draw man +>Call it a woman +--- 634921684 +>>634921607 +Segs! +--- 634921717 +>>634921384 +>I don't even see the code anymore +--- 634921784 +>>634920264 (OP) +lol I have an umbrella like this +--- 634921785 +>>634920264 (OP) +>japanese want to have sex with women +>this is bad to americans +i just don't get it +--- 634921790 +Excessive japanwank like how Tokyo is the most important place in the world as seen in SMT alongside japanese demons being some of the best ín said series +--- 634921828 +>>634920264 (OP) +There are no trannies +--- 634921839 +>>634920740 +>Say you'll rightfully murder child rapists for raping, abusing and grooming children +>trannies, faggots and the other forms of mental illness feel called out +What a strange coincidence? +--- 634921889 +>>634921828 +>There are no trannies +actually . . . +--- 634921894 +this thread is sure to get jannie'd and soon +--- 634921908 +>>634921839 +the part about the death penalty was edited by a leftoid to trick right wingers into sharing it +--- 634921950 +>>634921507 +Deadly Premonition +--- 634921983 +>>634920264 (OP) +Reminds me of that one-shot with an umbrella monster girl that would lend itself to people when it rained, but if you looked up her "skirt" (the top of the umbrella) she'd devour you. +The MC doesn't look up and goes on, but another guy does and she eats him after. +--- 634922018 +>>634920740 +>export terrorism and degeneracy +>promote pedophilia, racemixing and genital mutilation +Muttland is pure evil. +--- 634922081 +Dating sim elements +--- 634922105 +>>634920264 (OP) +It's not the nuke that ruined Japan, it's the CIA propaganda after that. Same with Germany. +--- 634922139 +>>634920740 +Does this tard realize he just openly admitted to being a pedophile? Did he get his ass taken down? I sure fucking hope so. +--- 634922148 +>>634921983 +japan must have been a deadly place thousands of years ago with all these mythologies of demons going around devouring everyone whole +--- 634922182 +>>634922105 +Japan was built on honour, so the CIA pushed degeneration. + +Germany was built on national honor, so the CIA pushed immigration acceptance. +--- 634922193 +No race mixing +--- 634922245 +>>634921889 +Out of curiosity, did you just get into avistaz last weekend? +--- 634922252 +>>634920740 +>Furry +Every fucking time! +>>634922018 +This. It's Satan's land. +--- 634922262 +>>634922193 +>he's never visited a US army/air base in japan +--- 634922287 +>>634920264 (OP) +It's fun and it doesn't feel like I'm watching some shitty drama show from Hollywood. +--- 634922294 +>>634922245 +no, like a year ago. why? +--- 634922313 +>>634921606 +I almost had an erection read this. Just imagine... +--- 634922314 +>>634921534 +>Western walking simulator +>Doesn't even simulate walking +--- 634922329 +>>634922262 +american soldiers raping or hiring prostitutes isnt race mxing +--- 634922347 +>>634922329 +--- 634922371 +>>634922294 +I just got in last weekend and was wondering if a fellow newbie was subtly bragging. +--- 634922428 +>>634922262 +>Satan's base in Japan +But ofc. +--- 634922430 +>>634922347 +1735 +--- 634922459 +>>634922262 +I saw them in the news. American soldiers(niggers) are constantly raping the locals. +--- 634922486 +>>634922371 +i only got in because of open sign up to be honest with you family +--- 634922519 +>>634922459 +We know Americans are niggers, no need to add it in parenthesis. +--- 634922676 +>>634920264 (OP) +This was a good and short horror manga +--- 634922741 +>>634922486 +Me too, brother. I met the upload requirement for member in less than a day and can't wait for my daily download limit to go up once the time requirement passes. +--- 634922742 +Japan is just based, simple as diff --git a/v/634920342.txt b/v/634920342.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f8c8d79de97711a6a548a16db56f55052e9fd4c1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634920342.txt @@ -0,0 +1,103 @@ +----- +--- 634920342 +>Call of Duty +>Minecraft +>The Elder Scrolls +>Warcraft +>Diablo +>DOOM +>Fallout +>Forza +>Halo +>Starfield +>Banjo & Kazooie +>Goldeneye 007 +>Fable +>Sea of Thieves +>Crackdown +>Gears of War +>THPS +>Wolfenstein +>Quake +>Crash +>Spyro +>Skylanders +>Guitar Hero +>ALL FREE DAY 1 ON GAMEPASS FOR LESS THAN THE PRICE OF A MORNING COFFEE +This is just a fraction of what they've created. +Look at the amount of great franchises Microsoft has give us. They're leading the industry in creativy, accessability, and wholesomeness You all are too hard on them. +--- 634920365 +>>634920342 (OP) +>Is Microsoft the best gaming publisher? +no +--- 634920459 +Oh look ANOTHER DF video showing issues on the Xbox version, what a shitshow. +--- 634920525 +>>634920342 (OP) +>so many franchises yet so little games +What the hell is going on at Microsoft? +--- 634920654 +Studios to be closed by Microsoft in the next few years: +-Arkane +-Tango +-343i +-Obisidian + +Microsoft is the elephant graveyard for developers +--- 634920660 +>>634920459 +>Dead Island 2 runs at better settings on Series X than PS5 and has less framedrops +>"OMG ANOTHER DF VIDEO" +I will not buy your console Sony pajeet marketer +--- 634920673 +*single handedly carries microsoft* +--- 634920884 +>>634920654 +What recent Obsidian games have failed? They have Avowed coming up. +--- 634920890 +>>634920654 +>Arkane +One decent game in over a decade +>Tango +Literally who? +>343i +I wish, but it's not going to happen. +>Obisidian +Not a single good game, only incomplete messes. +--- 634921062 +>>634920884 +>They have Avowed coming up. +Do they now? Is it going to be out before or after TES6? +--- 634921081 +>>634920342 (OP) +>This is just a fraction of what they've created. +>Look at the amount of great franchises Microsoft has give us. +>They're leading the industry in creativy + +Motherfucker only THREE games in that list were actually made b Microsoft. Crackdown, Sea of Thieves and Fable are not that fucking big. + +They bought their way to where they are and are yet again floundering, just as they did in the Xbone generation. The 360 was a fucking fluke. + +>t. someone with 200k+ gamerscore +--- 634921270 +>>634920654 +It's true, just look to your replies. The normalfags and pajeet markters don't even know the studio behind Hi-Fi Rush despite shilling it here for months. +--- 634921307 +>>634920342 (OP) +No games, xister. +--- 634921320 +>>634921270 +Is this the dude that fucked his dementia-ridden grandfather in the asshole on camera. +--- 634921331 +>>634921270 +>/v/ is one person +--- 634921530 +>>634921270 +GOOD MORNING SIRS +--- 634921613 +>>634921530 +How can this tard have such nice teeth and then be such a greasy fuck and not even attempt to pluck the unibrow? +--- 634922335 +>>634921613 +>Nice teeth +They've been chemically whitened and he has extremely pronounced buck teeth. It's a stretch to call them "nice" . diff --git a/v/634920346.txt b/v/634920346.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ca6e9a7ed08b6360eaf1eeceb53e44fecd72b171 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634920346.txt @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +----- +--- 634920346 +Went to check out what goes down with skyrim and mods. + +12 years. 12 years and the only mods are tits, armor, and weapon reskins. Is this supposed to be a redeeming quality? The sweetroll trolls are funny I suppose. +--- 634920470 +>>634920346 (OP) +>Type some bullshit and expect people to believe it +The absolute state of /v/ in 2023 +--- 634920478 +>>634920346 (OP) +Good stuff gets buried under a mountain of shit, videos like related can sometimes include some pretty good shit +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XppPM3BoPrA [Embed] +--- 634920753 +>>634920470 +>type something wrong and someone comes in to correct you for free +>retard like you thinks it was a mistake +lol unique poster count diff --git a/v/634920406.txt b/v/634920406.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..26d033a4be1c2adef60eeb9da11aa5f14aa8dbb8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634920406.txt @@ -0,0 +1,31 @@ +----- +--- 634920406 +aren't they traditional maidens +--- 634920464 +No, ninjas were spies. Getting them titties hanging out making some dumb cunt thinking he is about to get his sausage wet always was and still is the easiest way to gather information. +--- 634921772 +>>634920464 +>this argument again +--- 634921825 +>>634921772 +Kill yourself, you are too fucking stupid to be breathing the same air as me. +--- 634921891 +>>634920406 (OP) +Everything is over sexualized in a country where noone is actually having sex. I'll be applying for a breeding visa next year to fix their problem. +--- 634922064 +>>634920406 (OP) +>Be Japan +>sexualize mikos +>sexualize ninjas +>young men are suddenly interested in traditional culture +>Be the west +>go the extra mile to sand blast all femininity from nuns so that not even the porn fetish is all that popular +>forget about sexualization, most westerners don't even have concept of traditional martial arts and have no idea how their ancient warriors dressed or fought outside of renaissance fairs +>wonder why young westerners are more interested in traditional japanese culture than their own +--- 634922268 +>>634922064 +>young westerners are more interested in traditional japanese culture +they are interested in it for wrong reasons +--- 634922662 +>>634920406 (OP) +Female ninjas used their body to get closer to their enemies. diff --git a/v/634920425.txt b/v/634920425.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5c3d24bd24499bc219bfe2e9ef731d4dee670e19 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634920425.txt @@ -0,0 +1,41 @@ +----- +--- 634920425 +>nephew asks to see my room because I'm a cool gamer uncle according to my sister +>my Wii U is unplugged because it's a shit console and my PS4 only has grown up games +>turn on my raspberry pi and put on Super Mario Kart +>he drives around in circles because he's at that age were he doesn't understand how to press multiple buttons +>he gets bored and plays with my stuffed toys until he gets called down for dinner +This is a true story +--- 634920623 +>>634920425 (OP) +>my stuffed toys +--- 634920795 +>>634920623 +Sorry. Collectable plushies. +--- 634920805 +OK, and I should care about literally any of this because...? +--- 634920909 +ok but why did you have sex with him +--- 634920945 +>>634920795 +>letting little shitters touch your collectable stuff +You're a fucking retard, uncleman. +--- 634921043 +>>634920425 (OP) +My big cousin was the cool uncle. Thanks to him I grew deeply fond of videogames. + +In other news, I still hate the captcha +--- 634921462 +>>634920425 (OP) +>bought a Wii U +>too poor to afford a PS5 +>fell for the raspberry pi meme +>collects toys as a fully grown man +Average /v/anon +--- 634921841 +>>634920425 (OP) +>>he drives around in circles because he's at that age were he doesn't understand how to press multiple buttons +I was playing games on my Gameboy at 4, how retarded is this kid? +--- 634921952 +>>634921043 +My older cousin was like a uncle for me. [ He raped me.] diff --git a/v/634920449.txt b/v/634920449.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8a7fee6146d7e463cbfa4f8127c8749301ffd8df --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634920449.txt @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +----- +--- 634920449 +What in the fuck is up with the price of this? Why did they rack it up like that? +--- 634920556 +>>634920449 (OP) +Sega needs to pay for Hyenas somehow +--- 634920601 +Inflation. +--- 634920615 +Why not? TW:WH fans proved beyond any doubt they are retarded cattle who will buy literally anything. So why not fleece them? +--- 634920694 +>>634920556 +Why do they need hyenas? +--- 634920695 +>>634920615 +>TW:WH fans proved beyond any doubt +More like Warhammer fans in general. +--- 634920772 +>>634920449 (OP) +weird, it was around 17 euro for me +ive used creamapi anyway +--- 634920776 +>>634920449 (OP) +they know drones will buy it so rack up the price obviously +--- 634920861 +>>634920776 +I want it but I'm not paying that much for it. I'll wait for a sale diff --git a/v/634920523.txt b/v/634920523.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0b5d38d5e2522418b2b426a627efdf3bb376d714 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634920523.txt @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +----- +--- 634920523 +QUICK POST YOUR WHISLIST FOR BOMBRUSH CYBERFUNK SOUNDTRACK +--- 634920598 +Absolutely no lo-fi nighop chill beats to kill yourself to +--- 634920606 +Reminder that JSR had some metal songs too. +https://youtu.be/ixuyBr_1J9E [Embed] +--- 634920803 +I hope the game has a healthy modding scene. +That would mean: +-Original JSR and JSRF OSTs in the game. +-Custom Maps +-Porting maps from the previous games +-Custom Characters +-Porting characters from the previous games +-H mods +--- 634921193 +I want it to cause Konami to get off their ass and make jet set 3 and port future +--- 634921256 +>>634921193 +Sorry sega so used to shitting on Konami it's a force of habit +--- 634921258 +>>634921193 +>Konami +Nigger what? +--- 634921329 +>>634920523 (OP) +I'm not liking the music outside Naganuma's stuff. Why are they going all out with hip hop? i want to hear stuff like this +https://youtu.be/8czESQHZOIY [Embed] +--- 634921365 +>>634920803 +They'd be really dumb to not include a map editor at the very least. Custom characters would also be a plus since I hate the designs they went with. I'll play the whole game as Gum or Cube if I can mod them in somehow. +>H mods +What would they play like? +--- 634921453 +>>634921329 +Modern bands don't do that kind of music anymore. +--- 634921746 +>>634921453 +So find music that modern bands do something similar. Ever heard Melt-Banana? they're not grunge, but noise rock would probably work as well. +https://youtu.be/cFwCpw8AQBg [Embed] diff --git a/v/634920625.txt b/v/634920625.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4db75a611935b0e5c33d77cd371c4f8a51621564 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634920625.txt @@ -0,0 +1,44 @@ +----- +--- 634920625 +You're not a real PC gamer if you don;t play RTS games +--- 634920691 +>>634920625 (OP) +Age of Mythology still tops the lot of them +--- 634920727 +>>634920625 (OP) +I did, when they were made. +inb4 Tempest Rising +--- 634920742 +>>634920625 (OP) +I don't play them but I admire their community +--- 634920810 +>>634920625 (OP) +I wish one of these Supreme Commander sequel attempts would turn finally turn out to be a decent game. Maybe Sanctuary: Shattered Sun will deliver. +--- 634920813 +>>634920625 (OP) +I only use my PC for grand strategy and RTS and dwarf fortress. I play everything else on console (monster hunter and destiny 2 :] ). What does that make me? +--- 634920987 +>>634920625 (OP) +I did, back in early 2000. +--- 634921009 +>>634920727 +There are some RTS being released and developed, it's just that the player base don't care about them because they're playing the games that already reached perfection. Look at the steady player count of AoE2 DE. +--- 634921052 +>>634921009 +But AoE2 is the entry level RTS +--- 634921129 +>>634920625 (OP) +Does Warcraft 3 counts? +--- 634921158 +>>634921052 +Yes. It's also the greatest RTS ever made. Stay mad, Supreme Commander faggots. +--- 634921227 +Played the shit out of those from early 2000s to 2010s +--- 634921447 +>>634920625 (OP) +i play league of legends, does that count? +--- 634921609 +It’s the only thing I have left from my glory collection my fucking retard pill popping grandmother threw all my pcs games and trading cards out when I was in rehab +--- 634922490 +>Half of the industry is based on sequels +>No sequel to CNC3, Generals, Universe at War, World in Conflict, Warcraft 3, Empire at War, Supreme Commander 2, Overlord 2, Dawn of War 2 diff --git a/v/634920752.txt b/v/634920752.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0449ce5097c2b742a0c6d1746c8710cff1346659 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634920752.txt @@ -0,0 +1,70 @@ +----- +--- 634920863 +https://youtube.com/watch?v=Axmg1E4HrVE&pp=ygURZnJvbnRpZXJzIHBhbmRvcmE%3D [Embed] + +Coming next year +--- 634921087 +>>634920752 (OP) +An avatar RTS game would be pretty cool +--- 634921253 +>>634920863 +>ubishit +never coming out, that company is circling the drain +--- 634921336 +>>634920863 +>miss the peak selling period by an entire year +great job fuckwads +--- 634921496 +I wanna fuck the blue alien loli +--- 634921686 +Will you be able to genocide blue aliens like in the first game? +--- 634921796 +>>634920863 +>Coming in 2022 on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, PC, Stadia and Luna. + +Where is the gaem? +--- 634921801 +>>634921336 + +avatar 3 is coming next year +--- 634921859 +>>634921796 +>Stadia +LMAO +>Luna. +What the hell is a Luna? +--- 634922130 +>>634921496 +Based Tukchad +--- 634922309 +>>634920752 (OP) +>still no indication as to what the gameplay will be like +is it first person? third person? a shooter? a brawler/hack and slash? will it have class archetypes? multiplayer? literally 0 info on this game other than its an avatar game. Probably never going to release. +--- 634922439 +>>634922350 +you sure about that? the trailers that we've seen so far have had several first person shots. +--- 634922479 +>>634920752 (OP) +In this game, you could side with either human or na'avi. I remember I sided with human but there was a mission where a na'avi offered me a second chance to side with them. Could you do the same as a na'avi? +--- 634922492 +>>634922439 +First person sex scenes confirmed? +--- 634922523 +>>634922479 +nope +--- 634922590 +>>634922439 + +I wanted to say first person, there's a leaked screen +--- 634922658 +>>634920863 +Will there be naked blue aliens? +--- 634922663 +>>634922590 +first person will be a huge detractor imo. First person is the shortcut shitty devs use to not have to design camera controls and adequate animations. +--- 634922683 +>>634921496 +You sick fuck, do you realize how disturbing and illegal that is? Keep your twisted fantasies to yourself and seek help immediately before you act on them. Sexualizing minors or fictional characters is unacceptable and can lead to serious legal consequences. Your behavior is repulsive and you should be ashamed of yourself. Seek help and try to become a better person. +--- 634922743 +Wasn't there a Avatar World MMO or something? +What happened to it? diff --git a/v/634920875.txt b/v/634920875.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e89861c1e83d8e459236f49d783c10c978f9ab31 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634920875.txt @@ -0,0 +1,120 @@ +----- +--- 634920875 +You are forced to spend an entire year inside your room with no internet access. +BUT a genie allows you to select 3 games you can play during that time. Which games do you pick? +--- 634920951 +Her pussy, her mouth, and Starcrawlers +--- 634920952 +>>634920875 (OP) +First game - sex with genie +Second game - futanari genie +Third game - giantess genie +--- 634921027 +autismo games where you can spend thousands of hours in +--- 634921131 +>>634920875 (OP) +>Shows that could never, ever, ever be made today + +I almost want to see a remaster just to see the crazy burka they come up with for her. +--- 634921173 +>>634920875 (OP) +I take the genie, fuck games. +--- 634921654 +>>634920875 (OP) +Online and active player base: dark souls 3, halo 2, splinter cell double agent + +Offline long or replayable games like ninja gaiden black, napoleon total war, resident evil 5, kingdom hearts, final fantasy x +--- 634921675 +>Aladdin on Genesis +>Shantae on Gameboy Color +No rules for how long I have to beat the games, and lucky for me, I don't depend on games for happiness like you twisted fucks. We would read books/watch kinos/cook and eat together, have food delivered on the weekends, smoke a little weed, tell stories, get to know each other, take off our clothes and cuddle and kiss. Before she gets bored of me going down on her, I would make my last game-wish so together we can play +>Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain +--- 634921712 +>>634920875 (OP) +Bewitched was a better show. +--- 634921826 +>>634921173 +I take the games and then fuck the genie. +--- 634921829 +>>634920875 (OP) +So I'd need something to fill three days before I die of thirst. +--- 634921968 +The Wonderful 101 +Tatsunoko VS Capcom +I don't know what my 3rd would be, can the Genie choose a good game for me? +--- 634921995 +One year is a lot. +Minecraft is mandatory. +--- 634922020 +>>634920875 (OP) +BG1, BG2, BG3 +--- 634922102 +>>634920875 (OP) +>rimworld +>skyrim + +I don't pick a 3rd option so the genie doesn't leave. Make sweet love to genie when tired of skyrim +--- 634922110 +>>634920875 (OP) +Caveblazers +Civilization VI +Jurassic World Evolution 2 + +>>634920875 (OP) +>an entire year inside your room with no internet access. +--- 634922118 +>>634920875 (OP) +Modded Skyrim +Modded Fallout 4 +Not sure about the third but must be a game that sucks all the attention from me for days. +--- 634922162 +>>634922110 +>>an entire year inside your room with no internet access. +meant for +>>634921654 +>Online and active player base: dark souls 3, halo 2, splinter cell double agent +--- 634922172 +Karryn's Prison +FFXVI +Morrowind +--- 634922293 +>>634920875 (OP) +>1: Fallout New Vegas +>2: Europa Universalis IV +>3: Battle Brothers (I try to actually get to the late game crisis) +--- 634922393 +>>634920875 (OP) +>Photoshop +>Blender +>Firefox +Like that I can make as much games as I want during a year and have unlimited fun +--- 634922404 +Rimworld with selection of mods. +Warhammer 3 with all dlc +Tales of Maj Eyal with all dlc +--- 634922472 +>>634922393 +>no internet access +--- 634922516 +Blowjob, titjob, and to make her cum. For my fourth wish I wish for her to be my girlfriend. +--- 634922542 +>>634922472 +And why would I need internet access ? You do realize that the browser is there to load the html page that you made, nothing more. +--- 634922587 +Animal Crossing: New Leaf +RDR2 +Morrowind +--- 634922626 +>>634920875 (OP) +Eat genie, fuck games, kill self. +--- 634922697 +>>634920875 (OP) +Shantae, Monster World IV, Fighting EX Layer with Pullum included. + +I love this aesthetic, Jeannie. +--- 634922720 +>>634920875 (OP) +Minecraft +Morrowind +StarCraft +Yeah. It’s gaming time. diff --git a/v/634920896.txt b/v/634920896.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1a76888a472d331a4710979ab6077535fdfd66de --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634920896.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +----- +--- 634920896 +TANGO DOWN +--- 634921679 +>>634920896 (OP) +>Get all the named squad members killed +>Have to play the rest of the game with the balaclavad no ones +--- 634921787 +>>634921679 +>Assault1 +>Assault2 diff --git a/v/634920930.txt b/v/634920930.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..45c4c083285c9990b65abf60fba69d8382f5b0e3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634920930.txt @@ -0,0 +1,54 @@ +----- +--- 634920930 +How is Elder Scrolls Online? Keep seeing new expansions, who is playing this? I remember it being a janky ugly looking generic MMO +--- 634921017 +>>634920930 (OP) +Can an MMO even theoretically be good? +--- 634921161 +>>634920930 (OP) +I just like the housing, desu. It's really involved. +--- 634921170 +>>634920930 (OP) +It looks so bland +--- 634921180 +>>634920930 (OP) +I play it like any single player TES game. +--- 634921265 +I play it. The new content is much better than the base game, which is quite generic aside from a few MSQ dungeons, but the combat is still quite bad. Last expac they just added an item that just gives you all the buffs in the game as long as you only use one weapon, which makes casual play better. +--- 634921310 +>>634921265 +>Last expac they just added an item that just gives you all the buffs in the game as long as you only use one weapon +What's that? Sounds powerful +--- 634921393 +>>634921310 +Its the oakensoul ring. +--- 634921404 +>>634920930 (OP) +it's mostly weird housewives like the old casual WoW playerbase. there's a lot of crafting, daily chores, and making house. whilst being very mechanically simple. and you can be a cat. +they love all that stuff. +--- 634921516 +>>634921161 +the housing is shit and done better by other mmos +--- 634921860 +At least it isn't Final Trantasy 14 +--- 634921953 +game could actually be amazing if they completely revamped the combat +as is the fact that it has the worst combat in any videogame ever created makes it unplayable +--- 634921959 +>>634920930 (OP) +It's incredibly boring and bland. +Nearly entirely based around soloing, the entire world is also entirely homogenised and scales to the player's level. Levelling works in that your character gets weaker every level, and you have to fix the weakness by better gear. +Combat is very simple, there's little to nothing in the way of class identity. +--- 634922060 +>>634921404 +Endgame ESO combat is extremely autistic. Its definitely more complex than WoW or FFXIV. Its just that its kinda bad. +--- 634922318 +>>634920930 (OP) +It's an inventory management simulator, you will waste 90% sorting through items, seeing what you can burn to learn new skills, what to keep, etc. +Also have fun waiting 12 hours to get an extra deposit slot. + +Builds don't make any sense either, Rogues playing as mages. +--- 634922342 +>>634920930 (OP) +It has dogshit MMO combat and therefore is not worth your time +Apparently there's some amazing quests if you can stomach it diff --git a/v/634920953.txt b/v/634920953.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cec32501be848a31ae82a47b9f2dfef6b5a75786 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634920953.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +----- +--- 634920953 +what a whore +--- 634921304 +Sunny Cunny +--- 634921427 +>>634920953 (OP) +Parappa better have zegz with PJ +--- 634921510 +>>634921427 +This but switch PJ with Katy diff --git a/v/634920984.txt b/v/634920984.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d99635cfa2bb2874699f77463b5f9d241ce8ecb6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634920984.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 634920984 +>Most accessible Souls game +>"I command thee, KNEEL!" +>Die in 2 hits +T-thanks Miyazaki diff --git a/v/634920985.txt b/v/634920985.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0835dca40af6e20c5b1b10527ae183e33f09e4df --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634920985.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +----- +--- 634920985 +And now they can't do their epic may may "thanks uncle timmy" + +KEK +--- 634921059 +I can be patient on this one. +--- 634921146 +>>634920985 (OP) +Who is going to play this? Zombies are so 2010s. +--- 634921541 +The gameplay looks like shit and its taken 9 years to develop diff --git a/v/634920998.txt b/v/634920998.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f635b2b968a437b5644afe47b86607e4a1363df3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634920998.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +----- +--- 634920998 +Matsuno's watery diarrhea political plot in a faux Elizabethan set dressing that only wastes your time and doesn't go anywhere and is abruptly cancelled by a deus ex machina conspiracy revealed at the last minute. +Wow, I'm so excited for Final Fantasy 16! +--- 634921089 +Why does /v/ hate good games? +--- 634921145 +FINAL FANTASY IS ALIIIIVEE ! ! !11! 11!oneone + +just kidding, it's fucking dead. +--- 634921230 +>>634920998 (OP) +>AH DRANK FROM AH GUTTAH!!! +Why couldn't they afford better voice actors? +--- 634921689 +>>634921230 +imagine this faggot's bad breathe +probably enough to give you a poison status effect +--- 634922387 +Unironically the best kind of story. +--- 634922467 +GARUDA SEX +--- 634922471 +>>634921089 +name ONE (1) + +this is a FF16 thread +--- 634922484 +>>634921089 +>good games +OP pic not related? +--- 634922517 +>>634920998 (OP) +I'm pumped for cheesy bullshit diff --git a/v/634921026.txt b/v/634921026.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6dc79cf8e481ac5679d3c7fc34407b8eae3fda34 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921026.txt @@ -0,0 +1,99 @@ +----- +--- 634921026 +my HERO.... +--- 634921082 +>>634921026 (OP) +Meira did nothing wrong on trying to steal her powers +--- 634921157 +Total Yokai Death +--- 634921263 +>>634920887 → +MSPAINT<antonymofTraitor>!!!!! +--- 634921354 +>>634921026 (OP) +She just like me, fr fr. +--- 634921440 +Shion is small lookin' +--- 634921503 +How I sleep knowing with 100% certainty that Mima will be playable in Touhou 19. +--- 634921532 +>>634921440 +if you are with her, you will be so poor you can't do anything but 24/7 sex with her. +--- 634921576 +>>634921532 +Oh no!!! +--- 634921817 +shions legs... +--- 634921838 +I have a question to all of you Orinfags. +What's the justification of her getting in if Cat is not part of the zodiac? +--- 634921962 +>>634921838 +it is in vietnam +--- 634922096 +>>634921576 +SLUTTY ASS +--- 634922114 +>>634921576 +Also because you are so poor, you can't afford contraceptive either. + +Enjoy having 12+ kids with her. +--- 634922247 +>>634921838 +To be a nigger and waste a slot that could've been taken by a better character. +--- 634922280 +>>634921576 +in a world filled with fucking porn let alone real women, how the fuck do you fuck up drawing the ass like that?????????? it doesn't look like that from that angle!!!!!!!! +--- 634922319 +Since the Scanlatorshitters evidently didn't use the actual volume release or anything I had to dig up the raws myself from some backwater site +>>634918535 → +MTL time +Arm (影華扇 - Kagekasen) +>Hair parting reversed +>Only the claws on the right hand are extended (the left is intact) +>More and straighter hair +>Shackles/chains are longer +>Red eyeshadow, common with enemy characters +>The skirt's hem is tattered + has a darker color +>She has tights so that you can distinguish her & hermit Kasen from a distance +>Ball and chain on her feet +Oni (鬼華扇 - Onikasen) +>When designing her I wanted to make the fusion look "cool"... and make it look like a real true form... So I grew out her hair! He (ZUN?) gave me the OK. +>Unlike the arm and hermit, she doesn't have an ahoge (antenna hair usually seen in manga/anime) +>The arm's straight twigs are stretched out one more notch, forming knots like the branches of a tree. +>Sleeveless to show off the restored arm. +>Claw are shorter due to the fusion, but uniform on both hands +>The ball and chains are hang downward +>It's a long skirt, white, I tried to make it look cool, yet beautiful. +>Chains wrap around her legs +This'll be nice to have... Now if only there was a hermit Kasen sheet as well. +--- 634922434 +>>634922280 +>The problem has to do with brain processing. In art, beginners draw what they think an eye looks like, instead of the eye they see in front of them. There is so much visual information around us at any given time, that it would be impossible for our brains to process it all. Instead, our brains simplify all that input. + +>A beginner typically gets stuck on symbol drawing. That’s when you draw what you know instead of drawing the objective shapes and angles that you actually see. You think you recognize a nose by all its little shapes, but your brain just takes it as a whole, labels it “nose” and tells you not to worry about the little details. Heck, your brain doesn’t only do that with little parts like a nose, but with anything! +--- 634922481 +SUPA +--- 634922614 +>>634922280 +There's two lines for folds between the asscheeks and thighs, and one line for the asscrack. +Are you reading the V shape as the top of the asscrack cleavage? +--- 634922617 +>>634922481 +ORE WA SUPA MEIRA +--- 634922635 +>>634922434 +>what they think an eye looks like +soul +>the eye they see in front of them +soulless +--- 634922642 +>>634922481 +enough sarai anon it's time to move on +--- 634922696 +>>634922481 +>kneel and SSJ in one +DBSbros... +--- 634922790 +>>634922319 +Why does the more brutal Kasen get the more feminine legwear choice diff --git a/v/634921096.txt b/v/634921096.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1f2a5d56dccea293a5b401b3bbb96183966549d6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921096.txt @@ -0,0 +1,70 @@ +----- +--- 634921096 +Why does this board get filtered by this game so hard? +--- 634921189 +>>634921096 (OP) +>Chinese gachashit +>All the money spent rolling for waifus goes straight to the pocket of the CCP +--- 634921261 +>>634921096 (OP) +autism +--- 634921278 +>>634921096 (OP) +>board of children want to feel like adults so they play edgy grim dark games and hate anything that isn't because they're afraid of being called children +>adults play genshin because it is an honest game that reminds them of the beautiful fairy tales and stories from their youth +This is why. +--- 634921284 +This board is about video games, you'll have better luck on /vmg/ +--- 634921406 +>>634921189 +>>634921284 +Back to pol, nintendoniggers +--- 634921638 +>>634921096 (OP) +Thousands of hours of boring mundane dialogue with like 5% of it actually being interesting or entertaining. +--- 634921727 +>>634921096 (OP) +Most people here are illiterate. +--- 634921804 +Xinge made another thread to grind social credit? +--- 634921805 +>>634921638 +reason I quit (and lack of real gameplay) +--- 634921925 +>>634921406 +Meds lmao +--- 634921980 +>Game +Fuck off Chang +--- 634921984 +>>634921805 +>muh end game!!! +Okay mtashed lmao. +--- 634922008 +>>634921096 (OP) +breeding sexy genshin boys... +--- 634922101 +>>634921984 +>no one brings up endgame +>NPC programming breaks +--- 634922143 +>>634922101 +>he was maligning about endgame +>seethes he's called out +alright tectwat lmao. +--- 634922186 +>>634922143 +--- 634922212 +>>634922186 +kek this is what genchinks look like +--- 634922303 +>>634922101 +i was gonna say I was indeed ar60 but not even close to endgame. *the game* just lacks gamey features +--- 634922316 +>>634922212 +>kek this is what genchinks look like +--- 634922767 +seething chinkie +--- 634922843 +>>634921096 (OP) +I wil never play your chinkshit chang. diff --git a/v/634921281.txt b/v/634921281.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..66786ea2e1e29264905247f2112ae63ea4bb2c9e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921281.txt @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +----- +--- 634921281 +>just began to get good at my favorite game +>get painful and cold tendonitis in arm and hand +Games for this Icarian feel? +--- 634921371 +>>634921281 (OP) +>redditfrog +russian roulette +--- 634921570 +>>634921281 (OP) +>get to play game for slightly more time than OP +>be better than him at it +--- 634921656 +>>634921371 +Fuck you you fucking "lazy genius" internet faggot. Oh I bet you have some fucking pastel color palette pixel art touhou avatar and you type in all lowercase. Wow! Languid university student faggot. Cool, you were in AP classes and thought you were the cool quiet guy? Fucking computer eunuch faggot. Oh do we all just enjoy your repressed sheltered cynicism and aloof humor. Fuck. You. diff --git a/v/634921283.txt b/v/634921283.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b68bfee019ccc3a75fea8e0dda1f0c914229931e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921283.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +----- +--- 634921283 +Here's your controller bro +--- 634921497 +>>634921283 (OP) +thanks bro, here's yours. +--- 634921596 +>>634921497 +Fake +--- 634921657 +>>634921596 +here you go, princess +--- 634921831 +>>634921657 +Thanks bro that's better diff --git a/v/634921316.txt b/v/634921316.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..48f7224a9440b871628a362cea6c48509f3635d6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921316.txt @@ -0,0 +1,55 @@ +----- +--- 634921316 +Why can't i launch this piece of shit on LTSC? This doesn't have any fucking sense +--- 634921506 +Should have used Education +No point in using IoT LTSC as daily driver since its frozen on a lower version retard +--- 634921592 +>>634921316 (OP) +CVCKED +--- 634921678 +>>634921506 +>No point in using IoT LTSC as daily driver since its frozen on a lower version +what the hell are you talking about? +--- 634921738 +>>634921678 +Are you really this retarded anon... +--- 634921758 +>he fell for the "you don't need to ever update bro" +ltsc is for businesses that have no connection to the internet and will keep on using the same fucking programs for a decade or more, not for playing the latest games, dumbass. +--- 634921879 +>>634921316 (OP) +>LTSC +lol +--- 634922002 +>>634921758 +It works flawless with all games if the version used is recent enough, like 2021. +Updating is trivial, just mounting the iso and running setup. Op is retarded and probably uses the version form 5 years ago that lacks RT support. +--- 634922063 +If you plan on using your computer for modern games and a daily driver drop LTSC now. +Education is the best version, based on Enterprise, it had less bloat, it comes with telemetry turned off because of EU regulations, it doesn't require a VL license, no need to use Home/Pro these days. +--- 634922115 +>>634921738 +I mean yeah it's lower version it's fucking obvious you shithead. And what? There's literally no need for having a latest version of build + +>>634921758 +>ltsc is for businesses +I AM a business + +>not for playing the latest games +Because of what? Because it's "for business"? It's the same fucking system you fucking retard, it's just have no trillion updates every fucking minute and have no shitty useless preinstalled Hardsoft programs. Literally the best way for gaming lol + +>>634921879 +lol +--- 634922291 +>he fell for the LTSC meme +lmaoooooo good one /g/ +--- 634922413 +>>634922291 +I've never been there and installed the system about 5 years ago +--- 634922569 +>>634922063 +Can I just update from ltsc to education while keeping all the programs and other stuff? +--- 634922698 +>>634922569 +Use the latest LTSC build. I have no idea what that guy is talking about. Every single game I've installed on my system runs on the 2021 version. diff --git a/v/634921323.txt b/v/634921323.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f9bbf83420b708e2190dfb33b209ba7df49205b2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921323.txt @@ -0,0 +1,61 @@ +----- +--- 634921323 +JP server keeps on winning. +--- 634921386 +ACK +--- 634921389 +I'm gonna break her arms. +--- 634921554 +>>634921323 (OP) +>another dead genshin clone +--- 634921612 +>>634921323 (OP) +I'm going to Arisu. +--- 634921616 +>>634921389 +>her +--- 634921670 +>>634921389 +Her? +--- 634921827 +All me btw +--- 634921886 +>>634921616 +>>634921670 +Why would a guy be named Alice? +--- 634921920 +>>634921827 +Why yes, there's only me. +--- 634921949 +>>634921886 +It's アリス though. +Technically it's Arisu. +--- 634922051 +>>634921886 +It's a robot. +--- 634922087 +>>634921920 +Based. FAKESPOILERI've never understood why people sometimes post screenshots to "prove" they aren't samefagging when there's a toggle option to mark a post as yours.FAKESPOILER +--- 634922168 +>>634921949 +You're a sexual predator. +--- 634922240 +Sex... +--- 634922374 +>>634921323 (OP) +well it's not JP exclusive or anything. six months later we'll be able to enjoy Arisu meido, Yuzu Snake and Toki bunny as well +--- 634922445 +>>634922374 +>getting sloppy seconds after 6 months of fucking and sucking +--- 634922520 +>>634922240 +>There's already art +How? Wasn't the announcement 5 hours ago? +--- 634922560 +>>634922445 +>not knowing who to save for in advance and being fucked in the ass by back-to-back busted units +>having perfect login streak broken due to 24+ hour maintenance +thanks for the beta test, JP cuck, how's that Insane clear gold standing treating you? +--- 634922684 +>>634922520 +Even less than that. No one know how or why but the fanart started 1-2 days ago, must have been some leak diff --git a/v/634921401.txt b/v/634921401.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..190b1eb120637242ce7f224fe4e033686645e564 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921401.txt @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +----- +--- 634921401 +LOOK AT THOSE FAT THIGHS DAMN +--- 634921669 +Fat indeed +--- 634921741 +sex +--- 634921749 +she could lose some weight +--- 634921786 +>>634921401 (OP) +SEXOOO +how come they are able to make her sexier in every single new Zelda game with no fail diff --git a/v/634921579.txt b/v/634921579.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c33832950a9b12af1ea11fa2d8908c1442d567e9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921579.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634921579 +I'm not addicted I can quit whenever I want. +--- 634922320 +it took me getting permabanned over flaming in chat for me to finally quitting this shitty game diff --git a/v/634921586.txt b/v/634921586.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..411f59e0c5d7ddf01c8e1ec03e1536efeec037a8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921586.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634921586 +Why can't I find it on Steam +--- 634921628 +DADDY TIM WINS AGAIN diff --git a/v/634921617.txt b/v/634921617.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bc2231f51d6a5deb87d2955a35c5075cb5dad5c5 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921617.txt @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +----- +--- 634921617 +*walks slowly towards you* +--- 634921715 +>>634921617 (OP) +Gimme a hug, man +--- 634921769 +Go away, discount hermitaur +--- 634922157 +for me it's taikun zamuza +--- 634922535 +>>634922157 +God I hope this guy gets in MH6 +--- 634922745 +>>634921617 (OP) +>slowly walks towards you +>left toe clips the top of your sheathed weapon +>throws you across the area taking off half your half and stunning you +>>634922157 +honestly a complete waste by the time you reach the good last stage hes already 3 hits from dying +disappointingly easy diff --git a/v/634921662.txt b/v/634921662.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..03262f5fab02aa2babdd220ba7a9799a6251a77c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921662.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 634921662 +What's your GOTY so far? +--- 634921751 +Horizon 2 dlc. +SF6 will probably be goty +--- 634922197 +So far. Octopath 2. +But there is Zelda in not even a month. And Silksong some time eventually, hopefully. So it remains to see where it lands. But I really love Octopath 2. diff --git a/v/634921690.txt b/v/634921690.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..af4379b6ee654bec2a24761ff4d15f03ca45de81 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921690.txt @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +----- +--- 634921690 +EA is removing Battlefield 1943, BC1 and BC2 from storefronts this by the end of April and shutting down the servers in December. I've got BC2 but frankly found it boring as fuck, since AAA multiplayer games are all the same slop with levels it's up to the standards today. Worth giving this piece of shit another shot or does everyone else in this echo chamber hate its guts? +--- 634921768 +>>634921690 (OP) +It was alright for its time, but Battlefield 3 is much better +--- 634922575 +I wonder if they take down Battlefield Triple next. Would be funny to see, especially because it would fuck with that Reality Mod that's based on it. diff --git a/v/634921698.txt b/v/634921698.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..03dd3111b60341fbdb7e19945708857fab8bd278 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921698.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 634921698 +WITAMY W KOLONII +--- 634922145 +>>634921698 (OP) +Oh shit, I'm sorry. +--- 634922402 +>>634922145 +Sorry for what? diff --git a/v/634921781.txt b/v/634921781.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..11508ab9c30452f31c018367f80bbdc02bdb181d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921781.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 634921781 +Butt +--- 634922324 +>>634921781 (OP) +where is the tattoo? diff --git a/v/634921782.txt b/v/634921782.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d8742866c07c9a33ef00c14f1f4fc949efc15804 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921782.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +----- +--- 634921782 +On your feet, inmate! +--- 634921901 +Mating press. +--- 634921948 +No. And now you have to punish me for insubordination. Oh god, please don't pee in my mouth, that would've been the worst... +--- 634921987 +Only if you both rim my ass. +--- 634922680 +Why are they wearing clothes? diff --git a/v/634921848.txt b/v/634921848.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..47b5bb4037fa8f3d22d27c87b16c4f10fd487eb2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921848.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +----- +--- 634921848 +"[some stupid faggot] ResetEra user Chairmanchuck spotted the price increases for PS4 and PS5 on SteamDB affecting several regions, including Argentina, Canada, Chile, China, Colombia, Japan, and South Korea. The games that have been affected by inflated prices include Sackboy, Returnal (which was ported over to PC back in February), Marvel's Spider-Man Remastered, Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales, Horizon Zero Dawn, Days Gone, and God of War (2018)." + +So this is how it begins. +>Please understand. This is because muh inflation +Bullshit. Next they'll increase the price for real countries, more people will not buy the game/pirate it, Sony will add Denuvo to all games, and then they will up the price again to make up for paying a DRM subscription fee. +--- 634921930 +Fuck sony +--- 634922491 +The goal is to provide competitive advantage. Make games more expensive on the PC to set up for when 1st party Sony games are on PC Day 1. Then when it happens, advertise that you can buy their game for $10 or $15 cheaper on a PlayStation console because yes. + +Sony has been shit since the PS2 and if they didn't kill SEGA with "$299" and exclusivity deals all they way back to the Saturn days, they'd be the consumer electronics/movies/music company they were always meant to be anyway. +--- 634922494 +>>634921930 +Fippy bippy +--- 634922505 +They can increase the prices all they want. I will NEVER pay more than $30 for a game. Then again, I'll never buy a snoy game anyway. +--- 634922634 +who cares, just buy on sale if you want to +--- 634922746 +>game refuses to go on sale for $20 +I will now pirate your game or wait for a sale on a 3rd party key seller. + +>>634922505 +>30 +Why not make it 20 you cuck? +--- 634922784 +>>634922505 +>They can increase the prices all they want +This, I hope they raise the price to 100+ eurodollars just to fuck sonyfags wallets further while I pirate their shit for free. +--- 634922795 +>>634922634 +price gets higher even if on sale diff --git a/v/634921881.txt b/v/634921881.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..978e405f52d03e2d770f9a0964e3efee30425888 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921881.txt @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +----- +--- 634921881 +who would would win? +--- 634921960 +Doomguy +--- 634922025 +>>634921881 (OP) +>>634921960 +Saitama's existence ended all vs debates already. Vs debates are now obsolete. +--- 634922038 +>Buff guy with a sword vs buff guy with a power suit and multiple firearms +--- 634922040 +Guts is a literal homosexual who just has a big sword. How is this even a question? +--- 634922121 +both of them suck my cock. +seriously. +nu doom and guts are prime reddit +fuck em +--- 634922346 +>>634922121 +based fren diff --git a/v/634921885.txt b/v/634921885.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9d9ef2f9f960f99e6b8ae630e90280fdfca1a18f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921885.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 634921885 +How does it compare to the Wii episode? +--- 634922084 +>>634921885 (OP) +did not play it but it's the same game but with more levels and some new powerups diff --git a/v/634921947.txt b/v/634921947.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..91491f7902cc9c4e45d8067311aab3c2dcc8cf8a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921947.txt @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +----- +--- 634921947 +>playing any multiplayer game +>open mic and say rush B +>turn my mic off and don't answer any of the questions my team has regarding B +--- 634922107 +>>634921947 (OP) +>playing any multiplayer game +>open mic and say rush B +>Everyone rushes A and gets wrecked +>Everyone just starts trying to 1v5 the entire enemy team and keeps getting killed instantly +>Nobody listens and waits to regroup + +This is why I stopped playing hero shooters and multiplayer team games in general. Everyone just wants to treat them all as call of duty diff --git a/v/634921964.txt b/v/634921964.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..20a7b445a0c0f6b8c7a77754d8a1e30c5ade58a2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634921964.txt @@ -0,0 +1,41 @@ +----- +--- 634921964 +ITT: I recommend you videogames + + +Geneforge/Avernum/Avadon +Batbarian testament of the primordials +Phoenotopia +Treasure adventure game +The Messenger +Iconoclasts +Eschalon 1 2 and 3 +Axiom Verge 1 +La Mulana +False Skies +Crypt of the Necrodancer +Serpent in the staglands + +Have fun! +--- 634922238 +i only play games if i see an attractive webm +--- 634922373 +>>634921964 (OP) +thanks i guess +are you going to say anything about those games or what +--- 634922475 +>>634921964 (OP) +>Serpent in the Staglands + +>only supports a couple wonky builds to be successful +>devs took the DLC money without making a DLC +lol +--- 634922619 +>>634922238 +gotchu covered + +>>634922373 +they're all rpgs or metroidvanias + +>>634922475 +well then just pirate it diff --git a/v/634922024.txt b/v/634922024.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..62f318adafd8615f802dd58f5d0c518f8fb65072 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634922024.txt @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +----- +--- 634922024 +>black girls in western games :/ +>black girls in jap games :O +--- 634922093 +All women are to successful to want to stoop to my level I’m happy for them all +--- 634922135 +>>634922024 (OP) +This is black girls in japan. +--- 634922167 +>>634922024 (OP) +Western ones are ugly, japanese ones are hot +--- 634922175 +>>634922024 (OP) +Black girls in anime are just white girls with dark skin +Black girls in western games look like monkeys +--- 634922184 +>>634922024 (OP) +Ingrid isn't black. +--- 634922202 +>>634922024 (OP) +>stuck in shitty gacha +yes epic JP games +--- 634922209 +>>634922024 (OP) +>ugly thing :/ +>pretty thing :O +woah, you cracked the code +--- 634922750 +>>634922024 (OP) +Where are her giant nostrils? Her stretch marks? Her shit tier hair? Her baboon lips? +Brown jap girls look nothing like pic related and you know it. diff --git a/v/634922181.txt b/v/634922181.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..11f2d3be2ee278d31f3761f77290b6b3f6201282 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634922181.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634922181 +I don't know who needs to hear this, but a mid-range PC is simply not worth it. If you don't invest in a high-end graphics card and CPU your rig will fade into obsolence in 2-3 years. If you are poor PC gaming simply isn't for you and you should stay out of it. +--- 634922723 +Thanks for the info, but I have a 4090 and a 7950X. diff --git a/v/634922194.txt b/v/634922194.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5966fc61fa0e03fe039baa589d7b40ebfe0e8fb5 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634922194.txt @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +----- +--- 634922194 +That is a very controversial thing to say, but I am going to provide reasons why I have this opinion. + +Bethesda's games are often considered the open world games with exploration as its biggest focus. But their worlds are not great to explore. The problem is that almost all of the worthwhile content is in the towns. The towns are where almost all of the worldbuilding, interest and quests actually are. The towns are the major focus on the games. The overworlds themselves are mostly just natural geography with scatterings of dungeons, but the dungeons do not really serve as things to "explore", they are mostly just there to fulfill the game's combat portion. The fact that, starting with Oblivion, the dungeons respawn after a few days, with fresh enemies and loot, is a testament to this. The dungeons in their games have virtually no worldbuilding or anything interesting at all. There is hardly any sense of intrigue when stumbling upon something in the open world. + +And the geography can look nice, but hardly ever truly interesting. The geography is more focused on serving as a way to hold all the content. There seems to be little emphasis on creating interesting natural formations or breathtaking vistas or just odd shapes of land. There are very few moments in Elder Scrolls where I can remember stumbling upon a truly memorable sight in the open world. + +Its the opposite of how it should be. In their games, the towns are the HIGHEST point of interest, but in a game based on exploration, the towns should actually be the LOWEST point of interest. The towns should mostly just be common NPCs, where you can get some services, but not much else going on. The world itself should be calling for you to explore it, teeming with wonder and mystery and interesting sights. +--- 634922282 +>>634922194 (OP) +Elden Ring is a perfect open world game +--- 634922301 +Breath of the Wild is another game where exploration is considered the main idea, but it largely fails at this too. It has most of the same problems as Elder Scrolls. The game's "dungeons", the shrines, are not things you are meant to explore, they are essentially just puzzle/combat chambers. Even before you enter them you know that you are not going to be exploring them, just doing them, as content. You do not feel as if you are exploring old tombs or ruins or temples, but simply marking things off a checklist. After a short time playing, exploration loses a lot of its appeal because you quickly realize that your curiosity will be returned with finding shrines or korok seeds. + +Admittely BotW does try harder to have more interesting geography, although I think it still largely fails in the regard of exploration being fun for its own sake. Even with its sparser design it is still very similar to other open worlds in that it is largely built around quests and story content. I still think there has not been a single open world game that is fundamentally ABOUT exploration. +--- 634922504 +>>634922194 (OP) +>There has never been a single good… +Wow what a controversial opinion to hear on /v. Seems you aren’t surprised or impressed by a game genre. This is shocking, truly. +--- 634922660 +>>634922194 (OP) +I hate to be a Morrowindfag (becuase Morrowind does have a lot of issues - I'm not blind) but Morrowind's world is super fun to explore. + +Ultima VII as well (although that game had some real issues) +--- 634922691 +To be clear I am not necessarily saying that Elder Scrolls, specifically, should have bad towns. I know that the towns are a big appeal to people in these games. I am moreso using Elder Scrolls as an example of why exploration is bad because they are considered the pre-eminent examples of open world games based on exploring. In other worlds, an open world game that wants to have good exploration should not use Elder Scrolls, or Fallout, as a model. diff --git a/v/634922296.txt b/v/634922296.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1d04bec243eef0fc1dbe97c4df67a49a7eb1d30c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634922296.txt @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +----- +--- 634922296 +Steep is a fun game. +--- 634922497 +so what??!??!?!?!! +--- 634922606 +>>634922497 +I just wanted to let you know +--- 634922612 +No offense but where are the guns and all ze action? diff --git a/v/634922363.txt b/v/634922363.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..357e774698d9dc7f7c7ddd7654b92d478d5bfd01 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634922363.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634922363 +Quite shameful to be honest, Ironmace is like the dindu-nuffins selling stolen T-Shirts outside a Macys. +--- 634922398 +Ironmaces Lawyer diff --git a/v/634922427.txt b/v/634922427.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8b9ad2f7d3632456d3f8cbbdef59a2f2ecada8c2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634922427.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 634922427 +The irony is the more they add the less is there to do because all the low quality content makes the game too boring. diff --git a/v/634922452.txt b/v/634922452.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d97f6ffad6fe1eef3a213d24d79f853f52e86c7e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634922452.txt @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +----- +--- 634922452 +It's kind of poetic how no matter what Dante is not always stronger than Bayonetta but his games are always leagues above her's as well. Holy fucking shit! + +https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Bayonetta_(Bayonetta_3)?so=search +Tier: Low 1-C + +https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Dante_(Devil_May_Cry)?so=search +1-C, higher with Sin Devil Trigger + +She can't even beat Nero. Peep the comments calling his goofy ass out. +https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-cymLoFNiNI +--- 634922538 +Anon, you have autism. No one cares about this kind of imaginary dick measuring except for children and the autistic. +--- 634922545 +Yes Bayo is built literally BUILT to be DOMINATED by Dante. +--- 634922621 +>>634922452 (OP) +>>634922538 +>>634922545 +*Ends all your pathetic vs arguments* diff --git a/v/634922530.txt b/v/634922530.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9d79d5aaefd065889fb8af6b29e6aaf68866c339 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634922530.txt @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +----- +--- 634922530 +>had this game on my Steam wish list for a while +>on sale for $1 +>buy it while drunk the other night +>have absolutely no fucking idea what is going on + +Why did you trick me into buying this game, /v/? diff --git a/v/634922546.txt b/v/634922546.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..97a55ddfa2922e9ffe37e8ec17c25539840ce7fc --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634922546.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 634922546 +>You have no control over half of the dialogue +>"Role playing game" +--- 634922597 +This game filtered me. I wanted to like it so bad. +--- 634922692 +>>634922546 (OP) +Well doesn't the story follow true events? It wouldn't make much sense if you could change the course of history just by a few dialogue choices in game that's trying to be as historically authentic as possible. diff --git a/v/634922598.txt b/v/634922598.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ea8e21e751df83c939d7d7b88ab82d732ada0515 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634922598.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 634922598 +Will anything ever be as influential and revered as Doom? diff --git a/v/634922654.txt b/v/634922654.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..99bb14d67bcc44e461fad3b7da693ead8179c9e1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634922654.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 634922654 +I was bitten by one of these fuckers and now have lyme and also pretty sure it was GMOd with the omicron booster so now everything sucks. What games should I play to relieve the pain? diff --git a/v/634922656.txt b/v/634922656.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..abdccdcbfd2c814b15ed1c872326124a8f208f55 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634922656.txt @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +----- +--- 634922656 +Why is Valve's logo so creepy? +--- 634922707 +it gets you on your toes +--- 634922721 +>>634922656 (OP) +gay ben listened to disturbed at the time diff --git a/v/634922686.txt b/v/634922686.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e0eb75b303f4d17ef5b0ff402249577a398425f5 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634922686.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634922686 +Just finished Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance +Now what? +Is there anything even close to it? diff --git a/v/634922702.txt b/v/634922702.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3509e8819eebb39c311f447ff4d1d16eb8c745ff --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634922702.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634922702 +You know what's coming. + +The people who shall seethe ITT merely cannot comprehend. diff --git a/v/634922715.txt b/v/634922715.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e412e72604d83c74672b64bcd5cb6db5654b3b0b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634922715.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634922715 +>RPG has a luck stat +>it's either extremely overpowered or completely useless +How would you balance luck better?