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[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid." ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested." ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting..." ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck." ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction", ">\n\nWhat was your prison name?\n\"Captain Underpants\" ☹️" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction", ">\n\nWhat was your prison name?\n\"Captain Underpants\" ☹️", ">\n\nThis guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future." ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction", ">\n\nWhat was your prison name?\n\"Captain Underpants\" ☹️", ">\n\nThis guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future.", ">\n\nMermaid man and barnacle boy" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction", ">\n\nWhat was your prison name?\n\"Captain Underpants\" ☹️", ">\n\nThis guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future.", ">\n\nMermaid man and barnacle boy", ">\n\nJust Gougle it" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction", ">\n\nWhat was your prison name?\n\"Captain Underpants\" ☹️", ">\n\nThis guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future.", ">\n\nMermaid man and barnacle boy", ">\n\nJust Gougle it", ">\n\n😭😭😭" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction", ">\n\nWhat was your prison name?\n\"Captain Underpants\" ☹️", ">\n\nThis guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future.", ">\n\nMermaid man and barnacle boy", ">\n\nJust Gougle it", ">\n\n😭😭😭", ">\n\nBased and underpantspilled" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction", ">\n\nWhat was your prison name?\n\"Captain Underpants\" ☹️", ">\n\nThis guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future.", ">\n\nMermaid man and barnacle boy", ">\n\nJust Gougle it", ">\n\n😭😭😭", ">\n\nBased and underpantspilled", ">\n\nShoutout to the journalists name: james aydelott.\nI ate a lot too, James" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction", ">\n\nWhat was your prison name?\n\"Captain Underpants\" ☹️", ">\n\nThis guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future.", ">\n\nMermaid man and barnacle boy", ">\n\nJust Gougle it", ">\n\n😭😭😭", ">\n\nBased and underpantspilled", ">\n\nShoutout to the journalists name: james aydelott.\nI ate a lot too, James", ">\n\nHe probably didn’t come prepared and had to take his underwear off and use them lol, went to jail with no undies" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction", ">\n\nWhat was your prison name?\n\"Captain Underpants\" ☹️", ">\n\nThis guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future.", ">\n\nMermaid man and barnacle boy", ">\n\nJust Gougle it", ">\n\n😭😭😭", ">\n\nBased and underpantspilled", ">\n\nShoutout to the journalists name: james aydelott.\nI ate a lot too, James", ">\n\nHe probably didn’t come prepared and had to take his underwear off and use them lol, went to jail with no undies", ">\n\nI like how the reporter is so deadpan when he says, \"he faces multiple counts of larceny and lots of attention on social media.\"" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction", ">\n\nWhat was your prison name?\n\"Captain Underpants\" ☹️", ">\n\nThis guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future.", ">\n\nMermaid man and barnacle boy", ">\n\nJust Gougle it", ">\n\n😭😭😭", ">\n\nBased and underpantspilled", ">\n\nShoutout to the journalists name: james aydelott.\nI ate a lot too, James", ">\n\nHe probably didn’t come prepared and had to take his underwear off and use them lol, went to jail with no undies", ">\n\nI like how the reporter is so deadpan when he says, \"he faces multiple counts of larceny and lots of attention on social media.\"", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction", ">\n\nWhat was your prison name?\n\"Captain Underpants\" ☹️", ">\n\nThis guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future.", ">\n\nMermaid man and barnacle boy", ">\n\nJust Gougle it", ">\n\n😭😭😭", ">\n\nBased and underpantspilled", ">\n\nShoutout to the journalists name: james aydelott.\nI ate a lot too, James", ">\n\nHe probably didn’t come prepared and had to take his underwear off and use them lol, went to jail with no undies", ">\n\nI like how the reporter is so deadpan when he says, \"he faces multiple counts of larceny and lots of attention on social media.\"", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants", ">\n\nIs he from Florida by chance?" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction", ">\n\nWhat was your prison name?\n\"Captain Underpants\" ☹️", ">\n\nThis guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future.", ">\n\nMermaid man and barnacle boy", ">\n\nJust Gougle it", ">\n\n😭😭😭", ">\n\nBased and underpantspilled", ">\n\nShoutout to the journalists name: james aydelott.\nI ate a lot too, James", ">\n\nHe probably didn’t come prepared and had to take his underwear off and use them lol, went to jail with no undies", ">\n\nI like how the reporter is so deadpan when he says, \"he faces multiple counts of larceny and lots of attention on social media.\"", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants", ">\n\nIs he from Florida by chance?", ">\n\nSon, you're wearing a panty on your head." ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction", ">\n\nWhat was your prison name?\n\"Captain Underpants\" ☹️", ">\n\nThis guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future.", ">\n\nMermaid man and barnacle boy", ">\n\nJust Gougle it", ">\n\n😭😭😭", ">\n\nBased and underpantspilled", ">\n\nShoutout to the journalists name: james aydelott.\nI ate a lot too, James", ">\n\nHe probably didn’t come prepared and had to take his underwear off and use them lol, went to jail with no undies", ">\n\nI like how the reporter is so deadpan when he says, \"he faces multiple counts of larceny and lots of attention on social media.\"", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants", ">\n\nIs he from Florida by chance?", ">\n\nSon, you're wearing a panty on your head.", ">\n\n\"No one cared who I was until I put on the mask\"" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction", ">\n\nWhat was your prison name?\n\"Captain Underpants\" ☹️", ">\n\nThis guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future.", ">\n\nMermaid man and barnacle boy", ">\n\nJust Gougle it", ">\n\n😭😭😭", ">\n\nBased and underpantspilled", ">\n\nShoutout to the journalists name: james aydelott.\nI ate a lot too, James", ">\n\nHe probably didn’t come prepared and had to take his underwear off and use them lol, went to jail with no undies", ">\n\nI like how the reporter is so deadpan when he says, \"he faces multiple counts of larceny and lots of attention on social media.\"", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants", ">\n\nIs he from Florida by chance?", ">\n\nSon, you're wearing a panty on your head.", ">\n\n\"No one cared who I was until I put on the mask\"", ">\n\nThe turd burglar!" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction", ">\n\nWhat was your prison name?\n\"Captain Underpants\" ☹️", ">\n\nThis guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future.", ">\n\nMermaid man and barnacle boy", ">\n\nJust Gougle it", ">\n\n😭😭😭", ">\n\nBased and underpantspilled", ">\n\nShoutout to the journalists name: james aydelott.\nI ate a lot too, James", ">\n\nHe probably didn’t come prepared and had to take his underwear off and use them lol, went to jail with no undies", ">\n\nI like how the reporter is so deadpan when he says, \"he faces multiple counts of larceny and lots of attention on social media.\"", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants", ">\n\nIs he from Florida by chance?", ">\n\nSon, you're wearing a panty on your head.", ">\n\n\"No one cared who I was until I put on the mask\"", ">\n\nThe turd burglar!", ">\n\nI was really expecting TPD to be Tampa PD not Tulsa PD." ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction", ">\n\nWhat was your prison name?\n\"Captain Underpants\" ☹️", ">\n\nThis guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future.", ">\n\nMermaid man and barnacle boy", ">\n\nJust Gougle it", ">\n\n😭😭😭", ">\n\nBased and underpantspilled", ">\n\nShoutout to the journalists name: james aydelott.\nI ate a lot too, James", ">\n\nHe probably didn’t come prepared and had to take his underwear off and use them lol, went to jail with no undies", ">\n\nI like how the reporter is so deadpan when he says, \"he faces multiple counts of larceny and lots of attention on social media.\"", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants", ">\n\nIs he from Florida by chance?", ">\n\nSon, you're wearing a panty on your head.", ">\n\n\"No one cared who I was until I put on the mask\"", ">\n\nThe turd burglar!", ">\n\nI was really expecting TPD to be Tampa PD not Tulsa PD.", ">\n\nThose meddling kids and their pesky dog" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction", ">\n\nWhat was your prison name?\n\"Captain Underpants\" ☹️", ">\n\nThis guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future.", ">\n\nMermaid man and barnacle boy", ">\n\nJust Gougle it", ">\n\n😭😭😭", ">\n\nBased and underpantspilled", ">\n\nShoutout to the journalists name: james aydelott.\nI ate a lot too, James", ">\n\nHe probably didn’t come prepared and had to take his underwear off and use them lol, went to jail with no undies", ">\n\nI like how the reporter is so deadpan when he says, \"he faces multiple counts of larceny and lots of attention on social media.\"", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants", ">\n\nIs he from Florida by chance?", ">\n\nSon, you're wearing a panty on your head.", ">\n\n\"No one cared who I was until I put on the mask\"", ">\n\nThe turd burglar!", ">\n\nI was really expecting TPD to be Tampa PD not Tulsa PD.", ">\n\nThose meddling kids and their pesky dog", ">\n\nIt’s his fetish, two birds/one stone" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction", ">\n\nWhat was your prison name?\n\"Captain Underpants\" ☹️", ">\n\nThis guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future.", ">\n\nMermaid man and barnacle boy", ">\n\nJust Gougle it", ">\n\n😭😭😭", ">\n\nBased and underpantspilled", ">\n\nShoutout to the journalists name: james aydelott.\nI ate a lot too, James", ">\n\nHe probably didn’t come prepared and had to take his underwear off and use them lol, went to jail with no undies", ">\n\nI like how the reporter is so deadpan when he says, \"he faces multiple counts of larceny and lots of attention on social media.\"", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants", ">\n\nIs he from Florida by chance?", ">\n\nSon, you're wearing a panty on your head.", ">\n\n\"No one cared who I was until I put on the mask\"", ">\n\nThe turd burglar!", ">\n\nI was really expecting TPD to be Tampa PD not Tulsa PD.", ">\n\nThose meddling kids and their pesky dog", ">\n\nIt’s his fetish, two birds/one stone", ">\n\nAwesom 🤣🤣" ]

[ "Arrrgh...they call me \"Skidmarks the Pirate\"", ">\n\n“Captain Skidmarks, were be this booty ye speak of?”", ">\n\nAr, it's down in Gravy Jones' Locker!", ">\n\nArghhhh. So much gravy be in this locker, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.", ">\n\nWhy does it smell funny?", ">\n\nWhat a shit head", ">\n\nAt the beginning of the Covid lockdowns, I once saw a man that used his underwear as a mask in a grocery store, after being confronted by the store staff who required him to wear a mask. \nThe dude went to his beaten up truck and came back wearing his extremely dirty once-used-to-be a white underwear over his face. That encounter still haunts me from time to time!", ">\n\nThe right would rather literally eat shit and die than listen to a \"librul doctor\"...", ">\n\nThem: \"Here's a complimentary clean mask we'd like you to wear for the duration of your visit\"\nHim: \"Fuck that, hold my beer real quick. . .\"", ">\n\n\"Son, you got a panty on your head!\"\n\\~Raising Arizona", ">\n\nOne of my favorite comedies. Almost up there with A Fish Called Wanda. Close.", ">\n\n\"But, Ricky, where the fudge are we gonna get masks at this time a night?! Tell him, Julian!\"", ">\n\nGood, fuck this guy. People who steal packages are degenerate garbage, may he have a loonnnng prison sentence.\nYou don't know what you're stealing from people when you take packages.", ">\n\nAs someone who works in the post office, all packages are pretty much personalized. \nIt's 80% garbage with no resell value and really no value to anyone other than the person who ordered it. \nVery rarely will you find anything of value in a package. It's just not worth your time. Leave packages alone.", ">\n\nA unique disguise is a very poor disguise.", ">\n\nLike they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!", ">\n\nSounds like the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.", ">\n\nThis summer, Rob Schneider is a stapler wearing underwear as a mask.", ">\n\nWhatever. You’ll go see it.", ">\n\nI know dammit", ">\n\nIt's literally never been easier to get a mask lol", ">\n\nThe most unbelievable part of this is the idea that the police bothered to find and arrest someone stealing stuff off people's porches. They usually can't be assed.", ">\n\nMy guess is someone somewhere had a good idea of who it was and were able to just wait for him to do it again.", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants' Arch Nemesis, the Brown Stain Bandit.", ">\n\n\"We have Hentai Kamen at home.\"", ">\n\nWas it the rocket ships on the underpants? He was wearing those of his last child victim?", ">\n\nHe looks like a skid.", ">\n\nMore like a degen from upcountry", ">\n\nExcellent", ">\n\nThat's gotta be Larry", ">\n\nThe most shocking part is that a porch pirate was arrested.", ">\n\nHis sentence should be wearing underwear as a mask for the entirety of his sentence", ">\n\nThat website is cancer", ">\n\nI used to work in a mcdonalds in downtown Winnipeg that had a lot of seedy clientele... When covid hit it was required that you had to wear a mask and I had to kick people out who didn't want to wear a mask so one day this lady came in and didn't have a mask on so I told her if she doesn't want to wear a mask then she can't be in here but she can walk through the drive thru and we'll still serve her... So she goes in the bathroom and comes out with her panties as her face mask... Except you can totally see skid marks and smell her... It was disgusting...", ">\n\nWhat. The. Fuck.", ">\n\nYeah that was our reaction", ">\n\nWhat was your prison name?\n\"Captain Underpants\" ☹️", ">\n\nThis guy's going to get an awful lot of packages in the near future.", ">\n\nMermaid man and barnacle boy", ">\n\nJust Gougle it", ">\n\n😭😭😭", ">\n\nBased and underpantspilled", ">\n\nShoutout to the journalists name: james aydelott.\nI ate a lot too, James", ">\n\nHe probably didn’t come prepared and had to take his underwear off and use them lol, went to jail with no undies", ">\n\nI like how the reporter is so deadpan when he says, \"he faces multiple counts of larceny and lots of attention on social media.\"", ">\n\nCaptain Underpants", ">\n\nIs he from Florida by chance?", ">\n\nSon, you're wearing a panty on your head.", ">\n\n\"No one cared who I was until I put on the mask\"", ">\n\nThe turd burglar!", ">\n\nI was really expecting TPD to be Tampa PD not Tulsa PD.", ">\n\nThose meddling kids and their pesky dog", ">\n\nIt’s his fetish, two birds/one stone", ">\n\nAwesom 🤣🤣", ">\n\nThis is funny." ]