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ceoqcnu | Yes | 10 | ceojkud | WinnieTheEeyore | xboxone | 6 | yes | 2014-01-13 13:26:55 | Is the lack of single player an issue for you? |
ceoqgyi | Yes. | 46 | ceopw1o | Plexicle | leagueoflegends | 27 | yes | 2014-01-13 13:31:04 | Does it reduces bandwith? |
ceos352 | You're welcome. | 21 | ceos2ae | PresidentObama___ | WTF | 10 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-13 14:28:10 | Yes, he does. Thanks, obama. |
ceos5jp | No. | 8 | ceomd7a | somethingwittier | CFB | 3 | no | 2014-01-13 14:30:36 | Dat Texas XII. |
ceudjgn | Whoosh | 114 | ceudgd4 | Jantoniodh27 | trees | 31 | whoosh | 2014-01-20 10:55:29 | He means he is stopping after this nug. It's not going to take him 2 years to smoke a gram. Sorry if this sounded dick |
ceot61b | Nope | 82 | ceoswcq | newton54645 | BMW | 51 | nope | 2014-01-13 15:07:33 | This is stupid. Are you not allowed to like both car brands? |
ceotj89 | Nope. | 263 | ceotbc1 | VlGlL | CFB | 89 | nope | 2014-01-13 15:21:16 | Soon. |
ceotomm | You're welcome. | 131 | ceoto4a | PresidentObama___ | gaming | 69 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-13 15:26:48 | Thanks Obama. |
ceufn24 | Yes. | 8 | ceuf5cw | mattverso | GTAA | 2 | yes | 2014-01-20 12:08:21 | Dead or alive? :D |
ceuhoqh | Yes. | 32 | ceuhimp | thiscommentisdumb | gifs | 21 | yes | 2014-01-20 13:19:13 | So is it this one, or the other one? |
ceowbrc | WHAT | 15 | ceowb0a | hearingaid_bot | 4chan | 3 | what | 2014-01-13 17:08:33 | What |
ceukldv | no. | 9 | ceujhrj | luc534murph | dogecoin | 2 | no | 2014-01-20 15:04:19 | Are you sure you entered all your information correctly? |
ceoxtrf | no | 53 | ceoxtac | hellosexynerds | pics | 30 | no | 2014-01-13 18:05:47 | > China are not all that different except they **provide** shitty housing and not that shitty food. Do manufacturers in the US provide housing and food? |
ceoynfq | k | 41 | ceoybe7 | killiangray | hiphopheads | 6 | k | 2014-01-13 18:36:03 | You have the right to do that. You then have the right to go to jail for assault and battery. |
ceoysne | no | 9 | ceoqqzv | owenstumor | itookapicture | 2 | no | 2014-01-13 18:41:22 | You're so small, how did you get him to wear the rat suit? |
ceun8hx | Whoosh | 12 | ceun4ud | sdpc | leafs | 4 | whoosh | 2014-01-20 16:43:06 | We play tomorrow, but not Wednesday. Again on Thursday |
ceozpvx | no | 12 | ceoysy6 | fuckfaceshitbird | TumblrInAction | 6 | no | 2014-01-13 19:16:11 | god, remember when cracked was actually funny? |
cep0t1f | Yep | 9 | ceoxh6x | naxter48 | AskReddit | 3 | yep | 2014-01-13 19:57:07 | A series of unfortunate events. |
cep0t47 | Yep | 9 | ceoxq26 | naxter48 | AskReddit | 3 | yep | 2014-01-13 19:57:12 | A series of unfortunate events |
cep0tx0 | Yep | 8 | cep0log | naxter48 | AskReddit | 3 | yep | 2014-01-13 19:58:01 | Series of Unfortunate Events? |
cep0uvo | Yep | 8 | ceozqpr | naxter48 | AskReddit | 2 | yep | 2014-01-13 19:59:03 | A Series of Unfortunate Events |
cep0wrz | Yep | 9 | cep0u2g | naxter48 | AskReddit | 2 | yep | 2014-01-13 20:01:05 | A series of unfortunate events? |
ceupdhc | Yes. | 8 | ceupbxr | Bmart13 | nba | 5 | yes | 2014-01-20 18:01:05 | I have a question for non Blazer fans. Does LA deserve to start in the all-star game? |
cep1p86 | Yes. | 53 | cep18mo | OldSly | funny | 24 | yes | 2014-01-13 20:31:25 | Wait, are we talking STDs or semen? |
cep240m | Not with that attitude. | 26 | cep22c2 | TheSweetestKill | Atlanta | 3 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-13 20:48:16 | Errr good idea usually lol. But it's not for all ages.... |
cep2513 | Yes. | 12 | cep1ipw | Faded_Chucks | todayilearned | 6 | yes | 2014-01-13 20:49:26 | Is that guy's name seriously *Brent Butt* ? |
cep3a9z | No | 21 | cep37kg | M99Syringe | pics | 10 | no | 2014-01-13 21:41:21 | do you like me |
cep3lsw | No. | 59 | cep35va | sometimeswemeanit | bayarea | 11 | no | 2014-01-13 21:57:23 | I've never been before. Is there something that makes Dunkin Donuts better than other coffee shops? |
cep45sf | Why? | 8 | ceoyj9x | supercynical0118 | apple | 4 | why | 2014-01-13 22:27:32 | I'm trying to remove all ties with google. They sure make doing that *very* hard. |
cep50l3 | Yeah. | 8 | cep4xwk | Milkslinger | starbound | 3 | yeah | 2014-01-13 23:20:57 | Haha but what kind? I have random encounters with enemies, ores, places, new terrain.. |
cep52ob | You're welcome. | 30 | cep52al | PresidentObama___ | pcgaming | 10 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-13 23:24:46 | My download didn't work properly. I need to redownload it. Thanks obama |
cep6a4j | You're welcome. | 55 | cep6a1g | PresidentObama___ | nfl | 30 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-14 01:05:15 | Thanks Obama |
cep9qnk | Yes | 11 | cep56u5 | marathi_mulga | funny | 7 | yes | 2014-01-14 06:24:06 | Which one |
cep7oqk | You're welcome. | 8 | cep7oe9 | PresidentObama___ | Cricket | 4 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-14 03:43:53 | Thanks Obama! |
cep845m | not with that attitude | 57 | cep7psl | BombastixderTeutone | gaming | 26 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-14 04:27:06 | You can't asparagus solid fuel boosters. |
cep8jj7 | Darude - Sandstorm | 21 | cep793u | DoctorTurkleton | funny | 1 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-14 05:04:40 | What is this referencing? |
cep9wfg | thanks! | 9 | cep9fnh | rawbertson | SF4 | 1 | thanks | 2014-01-14 06:32:48 | so much turtling.. |
cepa8t0 | ALL of them?? | 83 | cep9w76 | d32 | gentlemanboners | 35 | allofthem | 2014-01-14 06:50:43 | She was born with 6 fingers on each hand but they were removed when she was a kid. |
cepbw9i | exactly | 25 | cepbre4 | LeRonkapus | tf2 | 2 | exactly | 2014-01-14 08:04:27 | tele would be too short, instant death. |
cev6sjv | No | 33 | cev5thg | [deleted] | AskReddit | 16 | no | 2014-01-21 09:39:55 | Do people still say metrosexual? |
cepc90c | Yes? | 9 | cep9ko4 | [deleted] | pics | 3 | yes | 2014-01-14 08:18:36 | DOLPHIN! |
cepd1nw | Thanks. | 8 | cepcvlz | frenchSausage | funny | 5 | thanks | 2014-01-14 08:49:21 | ^ NSFW link above ^ |
cev9pof | No | 36 | cev95zt | brightfalls | malefashionadvice | 2 | no | 2014-01-21 11:20:20 | These [J Crew New Balance Hiking Boots](http://imgur.com/a/soFuG) |
cepesi6 | What? | 35 | cepe2ci | facepalminghomer | AdviceAnimals | 18 | what | 2014-01-14 09:53:23 | It doesn't take much loud noise to permanently impair a baby's hearing. |
cepgvyw | Yes? | 94 | cepgnuc | John_Snuh | funny | 23 | yes | 2014-01-14 11:07:07 | jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn sssssssssssnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
cepgwh6 | Yes. | 289 | cepgawo | empw | funny | 148 | yes | 2014-01-14 11:07:35 | Was this his actual reaction? |
cepjg4b | Yeah | 11 | cepg0ev | TattooedChimp | bjj | 6 | yeah | 2014-01-14 12:35:18 | you know you can edit your post so you don't have to respond to yourself right? |
cesh36k | Yes. | 41 | cesghxs | h8ersg0nnah8 | videos | 15 | yes | 2014-01-17 20:15:41 | I'm fucked up right now. Is the guy talking British or Australian? |
cepki7t | Not with that attitude. | 51 | cepjm54 | damendred | MMA | 24 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-14 13:10:31 | To be fair, I don't think he's going to be competing for the UFC women's championship any time soon. |
ceppawh | Yes. | 10 | cepnf8h | globalabortion | dayz | 5 | yes | 2014-01-14 15:56:17 | Haha what?! You can log out in the middle of combat? Doesn't that kind of defeat the point? |
cepqfxu | Thanks! | 11 | cepqcoh | sonofawitch1 | AdviceAnimals | 7 | thanks | 2014-01-14 16:37:41 | glad you found it! here is to the future! |
cepsmrg | yes | 74 | ceps0xc | xKronicL | battlefield_4 | 42 | yes | 2014-01-14 17:58:33 | In which order? |
cept2u2 | Darude - Sandstorm | 88 | cepsadt | Revolutionis_Myname | gifs | 21 | darude-sandstorm | 2014-01-14 18:15:10 | LPT? |
cevwy7b | nope | 10 | cevwlub | sekundes81 | leagueoflegends | 3 | nope | 2014-01-22 05:49:50 | does orange prevent knocked-up state? |
cew02h3 | Both | 8 | cew01rj | colemarkland | Fitness | 2 | both | 2014-01-22 08:15:21 | Should I eat more protein or calories in general? |
cepvzts | Yes | 14 | cepvzbb | Clamwizard | AskReddit | 7 | yes | 2014-01-14 20:07:06 | I'm not sure if this is terrifying or delicious.... |
cepxnfj | no | 21 | cepu0gh | Spit-wad | DotA2 | 7 | no | 2014-01-14 21:16:33 | But is he really part of MYM? |
cepy1s7 | No. | 21 | cepxei4 | inagiffy | nba | 4 | no | 2014-01-14 21:35:12 | Someone needs to add a Brazzers logo to this |
cepyxhl | You're welcome. | 14 | cepyx8c | PresidentObama___ | Frugal_Jerk | 8 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-14 22:20:33 | Thanks Obama. |
cew9bvs | No. | 8 | cew9891 | GamingRend0 | pathofexile | 1 | no | 2014-01-22 13:35:41 | Is block not entropy based like evasion is? |
ceq2duo | ಠ◡ಠ | 15 | ceq2d8h | CreepySmileBot | Drugs | 1 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-15 03:27:16 | dude ಠ_ಠ |
ceq2mge | Exactly. | 168 | ceq28zc | grosalugisnotmyname | movies | 88 | exactly | 2014-01-15 03:52:56 | Wasn't that like the first 2 minutes? |
ceq3qrn | K | 35 | ceq3p1g | vxx | AskReddit | 23 | k | 2014-01-15 05:29:55 | People say it differently depending on what dialect of swedish you speak. People in the northern parts say kex with a hard ''k''. Southern say it with a soft ''k''. With that said, go soft K:s! |
cewcptp | ...wat? | 11 | cewcm8z | ouchimus | AdviceAnimals | 7 | wat | 2014-01-22 15:24:41 | You apparently don't have my company's customer base. Mum comes in with two kids, little girl of about six gets her own shopping cart. Fills it with snacks, cosmetics, bath supplies, toys. Boy does pretty much the same, and has an "Oh, I almost forgot!" moment; backtracks to the prepaid giftcards and picks out a couple hundred in Xbox and GameStop cards. Mum pays for it all, head to heels top-of-the line clothing and all the bits and shits you can possibly dream of. These are affluent people, and typical in their expenditures. They pay with credit, but their wallets are stuffed (oh, where's that other hundred? didn't I have another hundred?), and they think this is normal, that they're normal everyday people. |
ceq4sdd | Yes. | 10 | ceq4jru | Cobra8472 | hoggit | 6 | yes | 2014-01-15 06:31:51 | Is this going to have the rocket assisted take off? |
ceweq6n | Yes | 8 | cewe9zy | direfire | Civcraft | 1 | yes | 2014-01-22 16:37:47 | What? Lol I never did that. Are you high? |
cewipto | No. | 8 | cewim1l | Unidan | teenagers | 2 | no | 2014-01-22 18:59:48 | Is /u/Unidan a celebrity? |
ceq7zfm | lol | 20 | ceq7ea2 | Alex_Pee_Keaton | movies | 2 | lol | 2014-01-15 08:44:16 | The resteraunt scene in Inglorious Bastards is in my top 10 scenes of all time lol |
ceqb5mp | /r/shittytumblrgifs ? | 45 | ceqb148 | peon47 | funny | 15 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 2014-01-15 10:36:27 | I have a meta question: What do you call these sets of images with text or set of gifs with text that are the shortened form of a video? I keep seeing these and I don't even know how to refer to them. |
ceqckak | no | 297 | ceqccf9 | daytimecruz | WTF | 114 | no | 2014-01-15 11:24:36 | Doctors HATE him. |
ceqdbr2 | What? | 10 | ceq7rox | monster_snow_goon | IAmA | 4 | what | 2014-01-15 11:50:22 | My starting an orphanage was what helped me to become adopted |
cews4cn | Yes. | 31 | cewrs8b | speedyjohn | baseball | 7 | yes | 2014-01-23 04:46:08 | and is it really true that someone is out if he passes them on the bases? |
ceqdz16 | Yes. | 11 | ceqdm97 | Aganhim | aww | 4 | yes | 2014-01-15 12:11:55 | Surgery with rockets or on rockets? I'd be impressed by either. |
ceqfibz | No. | 8 | ceqeo6y | sapperRichter | videos | 4 | no | 2014-01-15 13:03:02 | was this real? |
ceww4nn | Yes. | 33 | cewvufg | designgoddess | sports | 12 | yes | 2014-01-23 08:12:14 | Am I the only person around here who honestly thinks those sweaters are outstanding? |
ceqg9qj | lol | 93 | ceqg99y | Panda412 | baseball | 28 | lol | 2014-01-15 13:26:39 | I just hope you have money left for Tanaka. |
ceqh0zq | :( | 9 | ceqgvb5 | DarkLord7854 | battlefield_4 | 3 | :( | 2014-01-15 13:49:51 | Nope sorry. Shitty X-Mas card mailing list requires a button I can click and I'm firm on this /r/DarkLord7854. |
cex0jgd | AND MY AXE! | 8 | cex0ftb | ToastedSoup | AdviceAnimals | 2 | andmyaxe | 2014-01-23 10:46:48 | And shoe polish. |
ceqj2s8 | No. | 985 | ceqhlex | GabeNewellBellevue | motorsports | 249 | no | 2014-01-15 14:55:10 | Yea, well I drive a 68 AMC Ambassador with a 232 inline 6 getting 140ish horsepower, 3 speed automatic transmission, an AM radio, and reclining front seats. So I guess my question is are you jealous? |
ceuytox | No. | 19 | ceuth0d | a_talking_face | pics | 6 | no | 2014-01-21 01:56:35 | Can I get this framed? |
ceqnn6j | wat | 32 | ceqhhhh | teh_newguy | pics | 8 | wat | 2014-01-15 17:37:23 | yes wonderfull :) If I did not mastered swimming, swim in the beautiful river ^_^ |
ceqof8o | no | 14 | ceqo3i1 | Moara7 | funny | 9 | no | 2014-01-15 18:06:15 | I recommend poutine with donair sauce. |
ceqojqs | Yes | 542 | ceqoifv | BruceTheDeuce | gaming | 246 | yes | 2014-01-15 18:10:57 | $6000? Whats the top one got sli Titans? |
ceqoqp2 | Mom's spaghetti | 553 | ceqo4fa | krisspy451 | AskReddit | 128 | mom'sspaghetti | 2014-01-15 18:18:05 | OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? |
ceqscgd | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 37 | ceqs0en | Reichman | todayilearned | 16 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 2014-01-15 20:28:43 | http://www.reddit.com/user/IBlessTheRainsInIowa/submitted/ http://i.imgur.com/jK4SizA.gif |
cexg2cu | What. | 17 | cexfssv | Unidan | AskReddit | 3 | what | 2014-01-23 19:51:14 | /r/bestof /u/Unidan /r/dadjokes Where's /u/awildsketchappeared when you need him? |
ceqt6kz | Yes. | 18 | ceqsgac | mafoo | ObscureMedia | 5 | yes | 2014-01-15 21:02:49 | Is it weird that I've had that video saved on my computer for years? |
cequkg8 | no | 14 | ceqqehx | Formshifter | snowboarding | 6 | no | 2014-01-15 22:06:14 | use them for balance |
cexjbss | Yes | 62 | cexjbd4 | yes_it_is_weird | funny | 22 | yes | 2014-01-23 22:13:45 | Is it weird that I can hear myself blink all the time? Serious question. |
cexkflg | Yes. | 16 | cexhgvs | MisterMarley | masseffect | 5 | yes | 2014-01-23 23:19:35 | Question: Are people more mad about the ending being bad or Bioware breaking their promises? |
cerbzd5 | Yes | 43 | cerbcgi | ThatOneRunner | nfl | 25 | yes | 2014-01-16 13:19:53 | QB coach or QB/Coach? |
ceqvzui | Not with that attitude | 58 | ceqtjr0 | 1-800-CAT-ANUS | AskReddit | 35 | notwiththatattitude | 2014-01-15 23:29:41 | That I will never get to sleep with Scarlett Johansson. |
ceqyvc2 | lol!!!!!! | 152 | ceqysv9 | YogscastSips | sips | 87 | lol | 2014-01-16 04:08:29 | "an evening with sips" - posted at 11:45 am lol |
ceqz9tr | ಠ◡ಠ | 15 | ceqz9sc | CreepySmileBot | motorsports | 5 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-16 04:44:23 | Please tell me that's dust ಠ_ಠ |
cexq54w | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 29 | cexpzvg | Muckfumble | funny | 8 | /r/shittytumblrgifs | 2014-01-24 07:01:49 | [Uhh...](http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/will-smith-the-fuck.gif) |
cexqf8u | wat | 9 | cexpuj8 | dabockster | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | 3 | wat | 2014-01-24 07:14:05 | Okay, so the guy who barfed? Owed the mafia money. The deadline to pay it back? That same day. In fact, he was doing the challenge simply because he had already scraped together all the money he had and only needed a few more bucks, so he planned to sell the t-shirt, and it would be one more day he could live with his legs in tact. Of course, this all went horribly wrong. After the generous expulsion of fluids, the scruffy men in suits barged through the front doors. OP here, still recovering, got one of his co-workers to call the hospital, telling them to expect a patient with burn injuries on the skin and eye, with another co-worker, Dave, just getting off of his shift and offering to drive OP there in lieu of his failed eyesight. As the scruffy guys were coming in, OP was leaving, as it goes, of course. The men in suits, going up to Barf Boy (BB), demanded the money owed. BB informed them that he had most of the money at home, yet unfortunately not quite enough. Unacceptable. A kick to the balls while the recent upchuck still dripped from his jaw. BB knew he had no stomach for torture, this was enough as it was. He was already reaching his end point for Pete's sake. He had to tell them. He had to tell them about his backup plan, a diamond he recently swallowed as a means to create a new life for himself after he paid off the mafia. There was no assurances that the mafia wouldn't ask for more cash years, months, or even days from now. Alas, he couldn't stand this pain as it was. Err...hmm. The realization just now dawned on him. The diamond was not in him anymore. After the seedy men heard BB's story, they promptly went into action. They demanded to know where OP went. Fearful of their life, the co-worker who called the hospital told them. Only the OP had what they wanted. As for Barf Boy...they'll deal with him later. You wanted to know the story of the chase? This is it. They hurried to their black SUVs, and the first guy floored it, while the other set the GPS, figuring they would take the main roads, or be using a GPS also. Looking for the dark blue Toyota Camry that co-worker revealed, they realized they would need to reach the diamond-bearer before he got to the hospital. Regardless of the typical movie script, getting past hospital security was no small feat, and it would take a miracle to get the diamond in time before it was discovered. Aha! A few minutes later of them barrelling down the streets at breakneck speeds, they found them. Looking out the window, they could see 2 people, with one looking like he's seen better days. Well, the poor sap's day is about to get worse. The first ram was imminent. The sound of metal scraping against metal was terrifying for OP and his generous co-worker, Dave. Some crazy drunk driver most likely. As if this day could get any worse. Dave hoped this nut had insurance, and if not, he would make them pay himself. And then they saw it. This 'nut' did not look drunk, and seemed to be well in control of the gun he handled from the passenger seat. They did notice there were two 'nuts' at this point as well. The call to pull over 'or else' did not sit well with Dave, and OP shared the sentiment. Who knew what the lunatics would do to them? The next ram came, more forcefully than the other, jerking both bodies inside, and Dave struggling to keep the car on the road. Dave wasn't willing to stick around to see what would happen with a 3rd ram, and he too put the pedal to the medal, quickly pulling away from the black SUV. So they wanted this to happen the hard way, eh? No problem, our black-suited driver had high hopes to one day be a NASCAR star, yet money problems prevented that dream from coming true. He didn't think he would ever be working for the mafia, but it paid well. While an SUV could not reach the speeds of an adequate sports car, it was more than enough for a puny Camry which already had a few dents in it. He sped up, while his partner started shooting at the tires. The boss didn't really approve of innocent bodies and tried not to hit anything else. Gunshots! These guys really were gonzo! OP ducked, not knowing if the shots were trying to hit him, or Dave. What kind of trouble was Dave into? A rival gang? He didn't know Dave to be the type. The car was swerving in and out of traffic, with cars pulling over to the side in the commotion. He hoped the cops would be called or something, or they would arrive to the hospital in time. They have cops stationed there, right? And what the hell was with that god damn thumping noise? Dave could barely control the vehicle anymore. There's only one thing that noise could be...a flat tire. The SUV must have caught up to be close enough for the gunshots to be accurate. These guys weren't messing around. A rival gang or something? Dave didn't know of OP to be the type. Dave probably should have read more Bourne novels before being in a car chase. It looks like he's not going to be able to avoid running into that fence...and into the water. Oh shit! Did they really go off into the water?!?!? Goon #1 quickly stopped the vehicle and both individuals got out, peering into the murky wetness that the dark blue Camry is penetrating. All that for nothing. There was no way they would be able to find the diamond now. Bickering between the two gentlemen ensues. Not to mention a quick punch to the arm. Something about not shooting out the tires when near water...like Goon #2 would know there was water nearby.... Ah, this was bad, Dave did not know how to swim, in fact, he had a major fear of water. He died. OP was actually a great swimmer however. Being the selfish son of a bitch he was and being unaware of Dave's predicament & ultimate fate, he was able to open the door in time, before the water pressure was too much. Swimming to safety using the one eye that was at all useful, he thought that at least that puke was mostly cleaned off of him...if you could at all look at the good side of things in this wild fiasco. He looked around fearfully, thinking those bozos would be here. They were not. Now, what was that all about? Was he dreaming? Pinches to make sure yielded no results. Now what was OP going to do? His eye still hurt, his skin was still burning, and he was stranded in the middle of nowhere. What did he do, you ask? He whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything he could say that this cab was rare, but he thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” He pulled up to the house about seven or eight and he yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell yah later!” Looked at his kingdom, he was finally there. To settle his throne as the prince of bel-air. |
cer09p3 | ಠ◡ಠ | 47 | cer09a4 | CreepySmileBot | videos | 16 | ಠ◡ಠ | 2014-01-16 05:55:51 | ಠ_ಠ |
cer2a50 | You're welcome. | 11 | cer2a2j | PresidentObama___ | AskReddit | 6 | you'rewelcome | 2014-01-16 07:36:39 | States are loaded automatically on death, I'd say. Problem with this: You're reaching your natural death and the universe is damned to repeat the last hour or so of your life because of your super power. Solution: Until then, nanotechnology will make you be able to live forever. Thanks, Obama! |
cer3acd | Nope. | 10 | cer38kn | dookie-boy | Minecraft | 5 | nope | 2014-01-16 08:17:21 | Is it on by default? |
cer47rt | yes | 50 | cer40a5 | Kijafa | funny | 32 | yes | 2014-01-16 08:52:48 | Are we talking about being fat or being gay? |