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<div><section><p><a href="https://urbandictionary.wufoo.com/forms/?formname=zqjq6ng0t3f0hn&amp;field9=Beef">Advertise here for $5/day</a></p><div><div><p>Noun</p><p>A giant sloppy looking lard. Typically wears clothing that is too small or not meant for their large bodies as they don’t know how to dress. The walk from the store handicap spot to the door causes exhaustion and <a href="/define.php?term=shortness%20of%20breath">shortness of breath</a>. <a href="/define.php?term=Stepping%20up">Stepping up</a> on a curb takes more than one try; See also <a href="/define.php?term=wildebeest">wildebeest</a>, hog</p></div><p><a href="https://urbandictionary.store/products/mug?defid=17411080">Get the Beef mug.</a></p></div><p><a href="https://urbandictionary.wufoo.com/forms/?formname=zqjq6ng0t3f0hn&amp;field9=Beef">Advertise here for $5/day</a></p><div><div><p>It's when you need two gats to go to sleep, it's when your mom ain't <a href="/define.php?term=safe%20up">safe up</a> in the streets, it's when I see you, guaranteed to be in <a href="/define.php?term=ICU">ICU</a>, it's when you make your enemies start your jeep, it's when you role no less then <a href="/define.php?term=30%20deep">30 deep</a>, it's when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU</p></div><p><a href="https://urbandictionary.store/products/mug?defid=13273414">Get the Beef mug.</a></p></div><p><a href="https://urbandictionary.wufoo.com/forms/?formname=zqjq6ng0t3f0hn&amp;field9=Beef">Advertise here for $5/day</a></p><div><div><div><p>Originally american slang meaning to fight someone or being aggressive towards someone.
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Used commonly in America and in England. If you say <a href="/define.php?term=%27Do">'Do</a> you want <a href="/define.php?term=beef">beef</a>?' to someone you will usually end up fighting or maybe even <a href="/define.php?term=passing%20away">passing away</a></p></div><div><p>Northside Rudeboy: Man you cant spit for shit
</p><p>
Southside <a href="/define.php?term=Battyman">Battyman</a>: WHAT?? U WANT BEEF BLUD... GONNA GET SHANKED LYK A BIATCH YOU FUKIN PRICK
</p><p>
Northside Rudeboy: Shut the fuck up you dick... *pulls out a gat*
</p><p>
Southside Battyman: <a href="/define.php?term=No%20beef">No beef</a>, man, <a href="/define.php?term=no%20beef">no beef</a>, allow it bruvs.. ALLOW IT!!
</p><p>
*CAP!! CAP!! CAPCAP!!!*
</p><p>
Southside Battyman: ...fuck... biatch.. southside for lyf!.. ya hear fuker!!
</p><p>
*Rudeboy aims at <a href="/define.php?term=battyman%27s">battyman's</a> head*
</p><p>
err.... i mean northside for lyf
</p><p>
*CAP! CAPCAP!!*
</p><p>
*Battyman dies*</p></div><p>by <a href="/author.php?author=E%21">E!</a> June 8, 2005</p></div><p><a href="https://urbandictionary.store/products/mug?defid=1308365">Get the Beef mug.</a></p></div></section>||||I|||| * 
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 to have a grudge or start one with another person.
 (50 cent: life's on the line) "Beef u dont want none so dont start none"
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 to have beef with someone is wanting a fight with them. A person having something against someone else or wanting an argument or a fight
 oi blad why u want beef with me
 oi u jacked my bredrin yeah and now i got beef with u
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 A giant sloppy looking lard. Typically wears clothing that is too small or not meant for their large bodies as they don’t know how to dress. The walk from the store handicap spot to the door causes exhaustion and shortness of breath. Stepping up on a curb takes more than one try; See also wildebeest, hog
 Look at that guy! Is he carrying a sandwich? What a beef!
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 It's when you need two gats to go to sleep, it's when your mom ain't safe up in the streets, it's when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU, it's when you make your enemies start your jeep, it's when you role no less then 30 deep, it's when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU
 Ask yourself, do you know what beef is?
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 Having a problem with someone
 Yo nigga..u got beef wif me?? Mothafucker..beef is what I got teeth for!
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 Originally american slang meaning to fight someone or being aggressive towards someone.

 Used commonly in America and in England. If you say 'Do you want beef?' to someone you will usually end up fighting or maybe even passing away
 Northside Rudeboy: Man you cant spit for shit

 Southside Battyman: WHAT?? U WANT BEEF BLUD... GONNA GET SHANKED LYK A BIATCH YOU FUKIN PRICK

 Northside Rudeboy: Shut the fuck up you dick... *pulls out a gat*

 Southside Battyman: No beef, man, no beef, allow it bruvs.. ALLOW IT!!

 *CAP!! CAP!! CAPCAP!!!*

 Southside Battyman: ...fuck... biatch.. southside for lyf!.. ya hear fuker!!

 *Rudeboy aims at battyman's head*

 err.... i mean northside for lyf

 *CAP! CAPCAP!!*

 *Battyman dies*
 by E! June 8, 2005
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 1. Cow meat.
 2. Reference to male genetalia.
 3. A loud and/or very rancid fart, whether silent and deadly or loud and proud.
 1. Is this cow? Yeah, man, its beef.
 2. Dude, are you looking at my beef?
 3. Man, I just totally beefed, roll down the windows.
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Advertise here for $5/day    Noun A giant sloppy looking lard. Typically wears clothing that is too small or not meant for their large bodies as they don’t know how to dress. The walk from the store handicap spot to the door causes exhaustion and shortness of breath. Stepping up on a curb takes more than one try; See also wildebeest, hog   Get the Beef mug.    Advertise here for $5/day    It's when you need two gats to go to sleep, it's when your mom ain't safe up in the streets, it's when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU, it's when you make your enemies start your jeep, it's when you role no less then 30 deep, it's when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU   Get the Beef mug.    Advertise here for $5/day     Originally american slang meaning to fight someone or being aggressive towards someone.
 
Used commonly in America and in England. If you say 'Do you want beef?' to someone you will usually end up fighting or maybe even passing away    Northside Rudeboy: Man you cant spit for shit
 
Southside Battyman: WHAT?? U WANT BEEF BLUD... GONNA GET SHANKED LYK A BIATCH YOU FUKIN PRICK
 
Northside Rudeboy: Shut the fuck up you dick... *pulls out a gat*
 
Southside Battyman: No beef, man, no beef, allow it bruvs.. ALLOW IT!!
 
*CAP!! CAP!! CAPCAP!!!*
 
Southside Battyman: ...fuck... biatch.. southside for lyf!.. ya hear fuker!!
 
*Rudeboy aims at battyman's head*
 
err.... i mean northside for lyf
 
*CAP! CAPCAP!!*
 
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<div><div><div><h2><a href="https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=have+beef">have beef</a></h2><div><ul><li><a href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=http%3A%2F%2Fhave-beef.urbanup.com%2F17320272"></a></li><li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/sharer/sharer.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fhave-beef.urbanup.com%2F17320272"></a></li></ul></div></div><p>To have beef means to have an argument or <a href="https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=disagreement">disagreement</a> with someone, mainly because of <a href="https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gossip">gossip</a>, friendship losses, <a href="https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bullying">bullying</a> etc.</p><p>Jimmy: Ayo <a href="https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Brian">Brian</a>, wanna go for <a href="https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ice%20cream">ice cream</a> with Adam and Greg?
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 having a beef

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 When two grown men stand around crying unashamedly.
 First used by college humour (Jake and Amir).
 Q- So what were you doing with Jake over there?
 A- We were just having a beef, bro.
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 To have beef means to have an argument or disagreement with someone, mainly because of gossip, friendship losses, bullying etc.
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 Brian: Nah bro, I have beef with Adam
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have beef               To have beef means to have an argument or disagreement with someone, mainly because of gossip, friendship losses, bullying etc. Jimmy: Ayo Brian, wanna go for ice cream with Adam and Greg?
Brian: Nah bro, I have beef with Adam  by hamburger2020 June 22, 2022
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A student made a minute-long compilation of the 125 times their Econ professor said "beef" in one lecture | Boing Boing
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	<p>Student Tino Cardasis took advantage of an online lecture recording of a University of Michigan economics lecture, editing out almost everything except the word "beef." Professor Adam Stevenson seemed to approve of the edit,<a href="https://twitter.com/laggedvariable?lang=en"> retweeting the video </a>soon after it was posted. </p>
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 A student made a minute-long compilation of the 125 times their Econ professor said "beef" in one lecture

 Annie Rauwerda 6:00 am Sun Sep 5, 2021

 Student Tino Cardasis took advantage of an online lecture recording of a University of Michigan economics lecture, editing out almost everything except the word "beef." Professor Adam Stevenson seemed to approve of the edit, retweeting the video soon after it was posted.

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Student Tino Cardasis took advantage of an online lecture recording of a University of Michigan economics lecture, editing out almost everything except the word "beef." Professor Adam Stevenson seemed to approve of the edit, retweeting the video soon after it was posted. 
 
 
 
	
 
	  
 
 
 
	David Graeber's posthumous new book explores how pirates created liberalism 
 
 
 
 
	 
	 
	Acclaimed "Anarchist Anthropologist" David Graeber passed away in 2020, leaving behind an incredible legacy of scathingly insightful examinations of economics and human culture. In addition to being credited with coining… READ THE REST
 
 
	  
 
 
 
	"Your debt is someone else's asset", a short film from The Intercept, Mollie Crabapple and co., and Astra Taylor 
 
 
 
 
	 
	 
	Do you know who owns your debt? Do you know who makes money off your hustle to pay off the principal, compounding interest and fees, and that strange moral obligation… READ THE REST
 
 
	  
 
 
 
	It's time to kill the carbon credit 
 
 
 
 
	 
	 
	I recently took a class at Harvard in (big breath) the International Political Economy of Decarbonization, taught by the fantastic Juergen Braunstein, author of (big breath) Capital Choices: Sectoral Politics… READ THE REST
 
 
	  
 
 
 
	This fancy $30 toothbrush makes for a good Valentine's Day 
 
 
 
 
	 
	 
	We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. Nobody really wants to hear this,… READ THE REST
 
 
	  
 
 
 
	Treat that special someone in your life with this Microsoft Surface tablet, now only $159.99 
 
 
 
 
	 
	 
	We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. Valentine's Day is coming up, and… READ THE REST
 
 
	  
 
 
 
	Give the gift of wine this Valentine's Day with a discount on 15 bottles from Wine Insiders 
 
 
 
 
	 
	 
	We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. Valentine's Day is a perfect time… READ THE REST
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<div><article><div><header></header><div><h4>If Everyone Was Vegan / by C-Section Comics</h4><p><em><br />
Livestock animals did suffer quite a lot of pain.<br />
Conditions in those factory farms were actually insane.<br />
The animals were crammed together into filthy sheds,<br />
and didn’t get to feel the sunshine warm their little heads.</em></p><p><em>Jon was good of heart and couldn’t stand to see their ache,<br />
the videos he saw had caused his gentle heart to break.<br />
In their misery our Jon did not want to take part,<br />
so Jon became a vegan, and did it with all his heart.</em></p><p><em>But one man turning vegan does not really change a thing,<br />
so Jon tried talking to his friends in hope they’d follow him.<br />
Most his friends liked eating meat, they didn’t want to stop.<br />
He called them “carnivores” and almost blew off his own top.</em></p><p><em>So when Jon met the Genie he was genuinely glad<br />
Finally a chance to make things good and fix the bad.<br />
“You have one wish” said Genie and Jon told him with much glee:<br />
“I wish that everyone was vegan, vegan just like me”.</em></p><p><em>“Granted” said the Genie, and this part was kinda neat:<br />
Everyone immediately then stopped consuming meat.<br />
No animal products, such as milk or eggs or wool.<br />
To eat just rice and soy was suddenly considered cool.</em></p><p><em>As veganism spread to all the corners of the earth<br />
Livestock animals lost all their economic worth<br />
Farmers then stopped raising them, they too must make a living.<br />
They opened the stockades and sobbed as animals were leaving.</em></p><p><em>Domesticated animals cannot live in the wild<br />
and after they had been set free, all of them had died.<br />
And so it happened that because of Jon’s extreme conviction<br />
the animals he loved so much had suffered mass extinction.</em></p><p><em>A life of pain: better than death? Or is it maybe worse?<br />
And can we put a stop to pain throughout the universe?<br />
These questions are quite tough, I don’t have a real solution.<br />
But a world with no meat eaters? I think it’s a delusion.</em></p><p><em>Animals are hurting, and it’s simple and it’s plain<br />
that we must do the best we can to minimize their pain.<br />
Free range farming feels to me like something rather smart.<br />
It won’t solve everything. But it may be a humble start.</em></p><p>——</p><h4>Final note</h4><p><em>I’m not an expert on this subject – so if you have a moment,<br />
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 If Everyone Was Vegan / by C-Section Comics


 Livestock animals did suffer quite a lot of pain.
 Conditions in those factory farms were actually insane.
 The animals were crammed together into filthy sheds,
 and didn’t get to feel the sunshine warm their little heads.

 Jon was good of heart and couldn’t stand to see their ache,
 the videos he saw had caused his gentle heart to break.
 In their misery our Jon did not want to take part,
 so Jon became a vegan, and did it with all his heart.

 But one man turning vegan does not really change a thing,
 so Jon tried talking to his friends in hope they’d follow him.
 Most his friends liked eating meat, they didn’t want to stop.
 He called them “carnivores” and almost blew off his own top.

 So when Jon met the Genie he was genuinely glad
 Finally a chance to make things good and fix the bad.
 “You have one wish” said Genie and Jon told him with much glee:
 “I wish that everyone was vegan, vegan just like me”.

 “Granted” said the Genie, and this part was kinda neat:
 Everyone immediately then stopped consuming meat.
 No animal products, such as milk or eggs or wool.
 To eat just rice and soy was suddenly considered cool.

 As veganism spread to all the corners of the earth
 Livestock animals lost all their economic worth
 Farmers then stopped raising them, they too must make a living.
 They opened the stockades and sobbed as animals were leaving.

 Domesticated animals cannot live in the wild
 and after they had been set free, all of them had died.
 And so it happened that because of Jon’s extreme conviction
 the animals he loved so much had suffered mass extinction.

 A life of pain: better than death? Or is it maybe worse?
 And can we put a stop to pain throughout the universe?
 These questions are quite tough, I don’t have a real solution.
 But a world with no meat eaters? I think it’s a delusion.

 Animals are hurting, and it’s simple and it’s plain
 that we must do the best we can to minimize their pain.
 Free range farming feels to me like something rather smart.
 It won’t solve everything. But it may be a humble start.

 ——

 Final note

 I’m not an expert on this subject – so if you have a moment,
 and you wish to speak your mind, just tweet to me your comment.

 ——

 More comics

 Here’s a comic ’bout health aspects of consuming meat,
 and here’s another wish whose outcome wasn’t very neat.

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 6 Comments

 1. Falafel fucker
 July 7, 2018 at 8:37 pm 5 years ago

 Not being born will always be infinitely better than a short and terrible life of suffering. Animals wouldn’t go extinct from people going vegan anyway, a small amount would always maintain in animal sanctuaries and/or the wild.

 And it’s okay anyway if the genetically modified/bred varieties of animals that are in constant suffering their entire lives go extinct and/or die out.

 Do you think vegans haven’t thought about this? Because you appear to be implying vegans are short-sighted naive morons, and I will guarantee you that the majority are not.

 There are no good arguments against veganism. You just don’t care or you’re too lazy.

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 1. Rene
 September 30, 2018 at 7:05 pm 4 years ago

 “Animals wouldn’t go extinct from people going vegan anyway”

 Are you seriously taking that lame joke “seriously”? So lame….

 “And it’s okay anyway if the genetically modified/bred varieties of animals that are in constant suffering their entire lives go extinct and/or die out”

 “It’s okay” according to who? your pretentious snowflake moral compass? Your fellow snowflakes?

 “There are no good arguments against veganism. You just don’t care or you’re too lazy.”

 Of course being a pretentious snowflake that you are, any arguments which against your religious faith are never good. It’s just your nature to be intolerable.

 I’m not surprise that fallacious thinking is your “weapon” in every argument you submitted.

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 1. Cannot debunk veganism
 July 13, 2019 at 3:24 pm 4 years ago

 “It’s okay according to who? your pretentious snowflake moral compass? Your fellow snowflakes?”

 If we bred genetically modified babies just to make them live in poor conditions so we can kill them as toddlers, then we would want them either extinct, or living in good conditions without having to end up killed. Could you tell me rationally why you wouldn’t agree to this, instead of getting triggered while calling other people “snowflakes” (the irony).

 “Of course being a pretentious snowflake that you are, any arguments which against your religious faith are never good. It’s just your nature to be intolerable.”

 Instead of presenting an argument, you start throwing around assumptions and bullshit, so indeed sound like you don’t care, thus proving his statement.

 “I’m not surprise that fallacious thinking is your “weapon” in every argument you submitted.”

 You didn’t debunk anything, just start throwing around assumptions and beating around the bush.

 Very sad, Rene, very sad.

 Sad just like this comic that lives on one excuse/fallacy trying to make veganism look ridiculous: veganism takes time to spread => less demand for animal products => less supply of animal products => less animals bred for this disgusting purpose => last animals will live in sanctuaries.

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 2. Rene
 September 30, 2018 at 7:17 pm 4 years ago

 “Animals wouldn’t go extinct from people going vegan anyway”

 Are you seriously taking that lame joke “seriously”? So lame….

 “And it’s okay anyway if the genetically modified/bred varieties of animals that are in constant suffering their entire lives go extinct and/or die out”

 “It’s okay” according to who? your pretentious snowflake moral compass? Your fellow snowflakes?

 “There are no good arguments against veganism. You just don’t care or you’re too lazy.”

 Of course being a pretentious snowflake that you are, any arguments which against your religious faith are never good. It’s just your nature to be intolerable.

 I’m not surprise that fallacious thinking is your “weapon” in every argument you submitted.

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 3. Ruben
 September 15, 2021 at 10:27 am 1 year ago

 This doesn’t make sense. Although I am afraid some people will see it as a good argument, but probably only if it confirms their beliefs and makes sure they don’t have to change their behaviour.

 But if this argument is convincing it would suggest you care about animals. In that case it should be clear that killing them is not exactly a good way to express your care or even love. If you now come back to your word and say you don’t care about animals this argument won’t work either.

 Anyhow, they probably wouldn’t go extinct. Besides, it would save the extinction of thousands of other species. There are around 100 plant and animal species going extinct everyday nowadays. We are in the 6th mass extinction wave and we are causing it. And animal agriculture is a reason why.

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 4. Common sense
 November 13, 2022 at 6:13 pm 3 months ago

 … Sanctuaries exist that cater for farmed animals without exploitation. nonetheless, the leading cause of species extinction is animal agriculture.

 Go look into the wildlife population.

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If Everyone Was Vegan / by C-Section Comics   
Livestock animals did suffer quite a lot of pain.
Conditions in those factory farms were actually insane.
The animals were crammed together into filthy sheds,
and didn’t get to feel the sunshine warm their little heads.   Jon was good of heart and couldn’t stand to see their ache,
the videos he saw had caused his gentle heart to break.
In their misery our Jon did not want to take part,
so Jon became a vegan, and did it with all his heart.   But one man turning vegan does not really change a thing,
so Jon tried talking to his friends in hope they’d follow him.
Most his friends liked eating meat, they didn’t want to stop.
He called them “carnivores” and almost blew off his own top.   So when Jon met the Genie he was genuinely glad
Finally a chance to make things good and fix the bad.
“You have one wish” said Genie and Jon told him with much glee:
“I wish that everyone was vegan, vegan just like me”.   “Granted” said the Genie, and this part was kinda neat:
Everyone immediately then stopped consuming meat.
No animal products, such as milk or eggs or wool.
To eat just rice and soy was suddenly considered cool.   As veganism spread to all the corners of the earth
Livestock animals lost all their economic worth
Farmers then stopped raising them, they too must make a living.
They opened the stockades and sobbed as animals were leaving.   Domesticated animals cannot live in the wild
and after they had been set free, all of them had died.
And so it happened that because of Jon’s extreme conviction
the animals he loved so much had suffered mass extinction.   A life of pain: better than death? Or is it maybe worse?
And can we put a stop to pain throughout the universe?
These questions are quite tough, I don’t have a real solution.
But a world with no meat eaters? I think it’s a delusion.   Animals are hurting, and it’s simple and it’s plain
that we must do the best we can to minimize their pain.
Free range farming feels to me like something rather smart.
It won’t solve everything. But it may be a humble start.  —— Final note  I’m not an expert on this subject – so if you have a moment,
and you wish to speak your mind, just tweet to me your comment.   —— More comics  Here’s a comic ’bout health aspects of consuming meat,
and here’s another wish whose outcome wasn’t very neat.
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