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Example: Average food at high price. Class: povertyweed Example: Port of Subs is the same as most other sandwich shops - except how do they get pickles so thin? Seriously - they are thin and translucent. The staff is fairly skimpy with the toppings and my sandwich maker today was not proficient with the avocado scooper. The scooper is very small. He put one scoop that was about the size of a quarter on the sandwich. He attempted a second scoop, which he had to scrape around the bucket, and then fumbled the exchange as he tried to put it on the sandwich. As both dabs of avocado hit the table, he reached for the spatula. The spatula was not much better as he dropped it, and attempted to schmear the little avocado on the bread. As much remained on the handle as was on the bread. Maybe he's new? Or maybe they are just skimpy on toppings and have an inefficient staff? Class: povertyweed Example: Had a good dungeness crab omelette. It was quite a hefty omelette. You also get some complimentary beignets when you sit down. Class: subhooked Example: One word. Amazing! OK, maybe a few more...I also used a Groupon and have to say, I am so glad I bought them both for me! I am a native and appreciate the fact they they turned an historical home into an amazing massage studio. I actually felt my body relax the minute I walked in. Tracy did my massage and it was the best, ever! She (and the rest of the staff!) took the time to talk to me and I walked away feeling like they truly cared about me and my well being. \n\nI wish I could give them more stars. And no one asked me to do this review. I think it is important that you know these are words straight from the heart! \n\nPlease try them and support our local businesses. It is worth every penny. I promise! Class: subhooked Considreing the above, classify the following: Horrible, got the most painful fill of my life!! Super glue under nails, sore around cuticles

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Example: I was pleasantly surprised by this little salon in Cave Creek. I took my daughter there to correct a bob gone bad and Kim did a wonderful job. \n\nThe salon is small but I think that is what gives it its charm. It's the type of salon where you get to know your stylist well and they get to know you! \n\nI was so impressed by Kim's precision cutting that I will make my own appointment with her. \n\nOne very cool feature of this salon was the Color Bar. It reminded me of a salon in NYC that I use to frequent. \n\nAll in all, it's a small space but it has some great artists there. Check it out. Class: rattlejack Example: As few have posted already, their Al Pastor is ace. Went in out of the blue on the way to Arby's -___- but seeing as how the building used to house my favorite nacho spot in the city (super burrito) I decided to return to this weird shack of a building. I am so glad I did, their Tacos Al Pastor combined with the sauce they put in the taco is so ridiculously good, I'd compare it to Tacos El Gordo. I love you weird shack of deliciousness and I hope this business stays open. Class: rattlejack Example: Watch for pickpockets--and if you're a victim, don't report it to security!\n\nThe club was fun, but it didn't justify the long line outside. Not even close to the atmosphere at XS or Tryst. My friends and I got in by having dinner at the restaurant, so we fortunately didn't have to wait.\n\nWe went on a Friday night and it was extremely crowded, especially on the dance floor. A byproduct of this was that two of our group of five were pickpocketed on the dance floor. One guy lost his ID to the pickpockets, which of course, made it difficult to do anything in Vegas after that.\n\nThe worst part is that when he reported it to the security there, they took his statement and then crossed out our hand stamps and kicked us out! (They gave us free drink tickets valid only for THAT EVENING--but what use was that if we couldn't get back in?) They wouldn't tell us why we were kicked out--no one in our group had acted inappropriately--but ultimately we figured it was because they assumed we'd try to find and confront the pickpockets.\n\nTwo stars for having a fun club, but their security staff was no help at all and made a bad situation worse. Class: Piedmontese Example: Used to come every single morning for coffee since they're open before Starbucks. Staff here is awesome but they hired a new person that is probably nice and all but doesn't know how to make coffee. I'm always the only person there and it takes him 8-9 minutes to make my coffee when all the others can make it in like 3. Not to be all picky but I just think it's kind of ridiculous. He always seems frazzled and confused not sure. After I'm rung up and receive my coffee I've probably been in the window for like 15 minutes. I won't come back unless it's during the day when the people are awake and know what they're doing. Class: Piedmontese Classify the following: Flavors were outstanding, and interesting. We eat Middle Eastern cuisine often and like to try new types. Natalie impressed us and our kids were fans too (ages 8 and 5). Our daughter loved the lentil soup so much she asked her brother if she could finish his. He loved the lamb and we all loved the falafel, which was extremely light and flavorful. The Fatoush salad was full of fresh herbs.

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Example: This is a healthy place to be ... Salad and pasta galore and many more! First time my parents introduced me to this place i just had to go there weekly ... call me a fatty but i would have two plates at a time ... I even go for seconds ... filling my plate up with potato salad caesar salad and another one but i forgot the name. Its like an asian style like salad with fried wonton and almond nuts i think. \n\nPlace wise is clean. The staff seems very welcoming. One thing I don't like is the water ... its like water from a faucet. Not that i've tasted. Just the way it looks. Other than that. Healthiest restaurants I'd rate numero uno! Class: inferolateral Example: By far the best breakfast in town. Good, clean, simple err \""classic?\"" breakfast food without pretension. Fresh orange juice & strawberries. It is a small, nationwide chain (around 75), although each one is managed pretty independently and the menu tailored.Also, as in anywhere the cleanliness of the kitchen & choice of ingredients matters, and this is why I think they do so much better than the others. Many of the standard items, though (like the apple pancake) is superb.\n\nThis is all fine, but the staff is really what makes it excel. Everyone treats you like family.\n\nIt's true that the weekend waits are long. You might take this as a sign. The early mornings and weekends are less crowded, but it doesn't have the same lively vibe. Class: inferolateral Example: I dined in the bar alone like a loser but I don't mind it gives me time to think and reflect. \n\nI had the 1/2lb burger and a side salad w blue cheese. \n\nThen burger is a grilled burger cooked to order on a really good fresh bun. All the normal fixings. The meat had good flavor and did not seem to be a frozen patty . YEA! The bun was grilled a little and had to have had some butter smeared into it. The burger was good, but not the best. (see Poor Reds) \n\nThe salad was good, a little more then the basic iceberg lettuce and a tomato. It had cucumber, tomato, several type of lettuce and some sweet flavored white shredded thing in the middle. The dressing was good but again not the best. \n\nThe bartender, the manager and the door girl were all really nice and they appear to really care about what you think. Class: inferolateral Example: Being that I was in the area, I looked on here & saw that out of 16 reviews they had 4 stars so I decided to give them a try. I got the rockstar manicure, which came out pretty nice. But on both of my ring fingers I asked for them to do a hello kitty design similar to one of the photos provided here on yelp. It wasnt perfect on my left hand but I'm not one to complain, but when it came to my right hand is where I got really frustrated. The lady did the design & again I wasn't impressed, because they rubbed acetone on top of the gel manicure when they finish, the guy smeared the hello kitty design completely off my right hand. The lady who did the hello kitty design had to redo the design. She then redid the hello kitty & went to apply a clear top coat and smeared the face because it was still wet. She didn't want to fix it! She tried to use a small brush to try to unsmear the mistake & did a poor job at trying to fix it, and she didn't even care as though she was just ready for me to leave. I asked if I could pay, and the man who did my gel manicure asked if I liked it, & I showed him that it was still smeared even though she \""fixed\"" it. Noone offered me a discount or even an apology. I will NEVER go back here! I posted a picture, the one to the far left is what I wanted, the one in the middle is the one that came out so/so, the one on the right is the smeared one that they refused to fix. For $40 you would think it would be no problem to fix a small mistake like this, very disappointed with my experience here. Class: tryst Example: Price of the room was very reasonable. Kitchenette is equipped with plates, silverware, electric stove and refrigerator. Ice maker did not work. There is no ice maker on hotel premises. I like the hotel towels; they are thick. The downfall for me is the room had an odor. Class: tryst Example: Please be aware of the fact that the Hermosa Inn has misleading cancelation policies. I reserved a room for a two-night stay in late September. Due to a family emergency, I submitted a 10-day advanced notice stating that I will no longer need a room. They informed me that I paid for a non-refundable room. I have three piece of written documentation that their cancelation policy is a 7-day notice. The Hermosa Inn refused to refund my money for the two nights...this is what I call stealing. Here's the facts: I gave an adequate notice, 10-days in advance; I have written documentation of all emails and cancelation polices which all state 7-day advanced notice; I was not offer a credit or any opportunity to recoup my money. I now have hired an attorney to help get my money back, the money that I earned, and they took - - must be nice to take money from people in-exchange for nothing. They have the audacity to take money from people and hide behind misleading polices...what type of business steals? Businesses with poor management and bad ethics. I'm a frequent traveler with over 100K in airline miles, which I do annually, along with many overnight stays. We all know that hotels will do what they can to make the potential guest happy and be accommodating to one's needs...not the Hermosa Inn. I was within their polices and they refused to refund my money. Even if I weren't within their polices, I would hope that in an emergency situation they would be accommodating. I've experienced hotels that do the right thing regardless of their polices. \n\nThe Hermosa Inn let me down. I can't think of another word to explain their behavior, stealing seems to be the word of choice. Each year I have have three, to four consultants, stay at the Hermosa Inn, not any longer. What puzzles me, if they're such a great hotel, why couldn't they fill a room for two-nights with a 10-day notice? That itself speaks to how they treat people and their business ethics. P Class: tryst Considreing the above, classify the following: Palm beach hours say they open at 8am. I showed up at 8:10am, salon was still closed. I understand people oversleep, etc but these are the people your trusting with your tanning experience. Low responsibility and reliability. I stayed until 8:40am and still no one was there.

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Text - We have been using Walgreen for film developing recently, and so far they are consistent. Consistently wrong. Every order we have left for developing has been lost, delayed or done incorrectly. 6 out of 6. The only reason I rated them 2 stars is because they are trying to correct the issue, and have been apologetic. Hopefully they will get their act together quickly. Group - darer Text - Appena si arriva nella hall la prima cosa che risalta all'occhio \u00e8 la fila di persone in attesa per il check in: un cordoncino a serpente con almeno 30 persone in fila. I motivi sono due: poco personale e stanze non disponibili.\nQuest'ultima \u00e8 la cosa peggiore che ci si pu\u00f2 aspettare di trovare! Nel mio caso, arrivati in albergo a mezzogiorno, dopo aver effettuato quasi 20 minuti di fila ci viene detto che la camera che avevamo prenotato da ben 2 mesi non era disponibile perch\u00e9 la dovevano ancora pulire e non si sapeva quando sarebbe stata pronta. Dopo circa due ore di attesa un giro per il casin\u00f2 dell'hotel e altri 30 minuti di fila, mi viene di nuovo detto che la camera non era ancora disponibile ma che nel frattempo mi davano le chiavi elettroniche cos\u00ec che quando avrebbero saputo quale stanza darmi mi sarebbe arrivato un sms senza dover fare nuovamente la fila, non senza aver preso 200$ dalla mia carta di credito come cauzione.\nAlle 6 di sera ormai spazientito torno al bell desk e, dopo una furiosa chiacchierata mi danno finalmente la stanza.\nSalito in camera la prima cosa che ho notato \u00e8 stata la sporcizia: polvere sui mobili, moquette sporca, pezzetti di carta a terra... E meno male che dovevano pulirla!\nNella stanza c'\u00e8 anche un bellissimo frigo bar stracolmo di cose di ogni tipo su cui campeggia un avviso: quello che viene rimosso (diciamo sollevato) anche per pochi secondi viene considerato acquistato dal sistema elettronico e quindi vi verr\u00e0 scalato dal conto della cauzione.\nLa stanza, situata nell'area nord dell'edificio, risulta molto rumorosa perch\u00e9 al piano terra ci sono i motori dei condizionatori che fanno un rumore infernale e danno fastidio anche se ci si trova 15 piani pi\u00f9 sopra.\nEsperienza non proprio positiva, mi aspettavo di meglio. Group - darer Text - We got hooked up with a promoter on a Wednesday night who got us free bottle service (until the table was sold, which didn't happen), except we had to share with another group of girls. And the tables are TINY, so... it got pretty crowded. Anyways, open bar till 12:30AM, then bottle service with the promoters so it all worked out.\n\nThere was a convention of some sort so the beginning of the night saw a crowd of older folks, so the DJ catered the music towards them. Once they cleared out, he started spinning more hip hop, which was great cuz hip hop is hard to find in Vegas.\n\nThe security guard assigned to our table was awesome, really funny and he even escorted my friend to the restroom cuz she didn't know where it was.\n\nWatch out for those tricky tables! The glass is sloped at the end so if you place your drink too close to the edge, your drink will end up all over your shoes.\n\nThe club is quite small (it's the same size as a club in Vancouver! Lame) so it gets pretty packed on the dance floor.\n\nA night of highs (free drinks, great music & people) & lows (too many free drinks, people getting kicked out [not me!]), but a great time overall. Group - shipload Text - Tried this place last night. SUPER TASTY PIZZA. We ordered the Supreme for 22.00 The slices are HUGE. The dough is a perfect mix of fluffy crust but dense at the same time and the toppings seem fresh. Also ordered Chicken Cesar salad that I was super unimpressed with. I didn't care for the dressing. Next time I'll do just pizza. They nailed it in that department. Group - shipload Classify the following: I'm a epicurean (foodie) and knows good food, nothing was memorable about the gold standard it was just ok had better burgers from 5 guys the captn crunch shake is sooo good not enough alcohol for $11 but it can be shared that's a plus. We just added our own shots I had in my purse (wink) The complementary popcorn is wack \nFor $17 burgers this place is overrated. And I wasn't being cheap I was here 12/5/11

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Example: Gone out with the BF and my two Yelpalicious two- Angela H. and Elnino F. for some lunchie munchies.\n\nWe ordered \n\n*Shumai (3x)- pretty decent, juicy.\n*Shrimp Har Gow- filling was fresh, but the dumpling skins stuck together...meh.\n*cheong fun w/ shrimp- these are rolled rice (noodle) rolls...the rolled rice was good but, it only had 2 shrimps in each and I'm used to more filling...these are my favorite so I was kinda sad panda. These were just steamed, not steamed then stir fried w/ sesame that I'm used to, but okay, I like this version too. It just was okay overall...\n*douchi spare ribs- I love pork and I love black beans. Though you order these anywhere and they are bony, it's all about the flavor and these were good. \n*Fried Rice, sticky style- I thought this was good, but my buddy thought it was just plain fried rice....it was misleading since I thought all the sticky rice comes in leafs. Really, where's the lotus leaf wrapping?! It taste better that way when it picks up the subtle flavors. It had peanuts, dried shrimp, mushrooms, sliced pork. \n*Fried shrimp w/mayo (2x)- it's shrimp, its fried wrapper, it's mayo...what is not to like? \n*Hom Sui Gok-ground pork, the thick layer of mochi like wrapper and the crunch of the outside being fried makes for a nice texture meld. There was something missing though in the flavor of the filling that I couldn't quite place.\n*Black Bean Clams- these were in a good sauce, but was just okay. the clams were sparse and most of the shells were empty without the meat somewhere on the plate. WTF?! Most expensive dish at $7.95 and not worth it. \n\nThat came to $37 and overall, it was a decent meal. So now why 2 stars?\n\nFirstly, it's a hot day, and it was a bit stuffy in there....they need some better A/C and/or more fans around the place. Our drinks were pretty neglected and we had to keep trying to flag people for water (there aren't that many servers and a cart lady ain't gonna stop to get you some). We got one refill in our small water cups and we were pretty dehydrated. \n\nNow I know that sometimes servers say things that assume \""guilao\"" don't know things, but it's usually said in a manner that is matter-of-fact, trying to be helpful and making sure the person doesn't feel awkward not knowing something. The first cart lady was rude and I did not like how she was talking to Angela H. like she was a fucking idiot when she knows well enough to order with proper names of foods. No, you do not need to point at which is har gow and shumai, she ordered it with those names, so I'm sure you don't need to teach a bitch holding chopsticks. We're not that white, jeez. The kicker is another cart lady came by and the lady was pointing and talking about our table. We aren't idiots and know it's talking shit about us since it's blatant, but you also don't know that my brothers are Chinese. Yeah, thanks for the hospitality so a nice wish for you; ham gaa fu gwai. This is said with much sarcasm if the obvious isn't obvious enough. One thing to treat people like guilao and think we need to be told something or given forks automatically, but another when we are treated as yang guizi. It is NOT acceptable to discriminate and belittle customers. \n\n I feel this is somewhat a limited selection of offerings, but alas I was spoiled with a imperial selection in LA. It's hard not to compare to how awesome it was back home, so I try my best to minimize the comparisons because I will always set myself for a bad day. I was looking for \""common\"" items like dan tat (egg tarts) or siew yuk (crispy skinned roast pork) and they seem to not have it so I could not help be disappointed and think of home. Maybe they run out of the good stuff fast (we were there at 1pm-ish) , but hell I'm not waking up to beat the church goers and the club people. And I certainly have less patience when I can't get food AND water. Bring a drink if you're a group of white/non Chinese basically. \n\nI am still on the mission to try all the (limited) dim sum places and find the \""best\"" of Vegas....even though it'll probably be mediocre to home.\n\nFor Chang's though, I came to one conclusion- though we have a limited selection of dimsum spots here, I am not that desperate to come back unless with all my Chinese family and they suggest it (not likely gonna happen- they're from California). Class: projectress Example: Not sure about 4 star, My friend had a chicken burger, he said it was just ok .My egg salad sandwich was ok ( 4 out of a 10). The waitress was very nice. We wont be back in future. Class: projectress Example: This is one of the few options near our apartment (other than pizza and Chinese) that will deliver to us. We have ordered from them three times, and I still have not been impressed. The rice is not seasoned and it should be because the majority of the burrito is rice. They are very sparing with the beans and the chicken. \n\nLast time we ordered from them (estimated wait time of 30-40 minutes) the driver called 50 minutes after placing our order to say he couldn't find the address in his GPS and was still at the restaurant. When he finally did arrive the cheese fries we had ordered were cold and the queso was congealed. Class: projectress Example: We came here on a Saturday during Restaurant Week.\n\nThe service was excellent and very professional. We received our orders quickly and everything was prepared exactly how we ordered it.\n\nI ordered the salad with goat cheese and pears. It was good. Not great, but I ate the whole thing so I definitely can't complain! The goat cheese was delicious and creamy.\n\nFor my entree, I ordered the beef tenderloin. It was also delicious! It came with a small portion of scalloped potatoes, a few green beans, and a few asparagus. For me it was a perfect portion size, but for anyone else I think it may have been a bit small. But since it's on the special \""Restaurant Week\"" menu, I'm sure the portions are meant to be smaller.\n\nFor dessert, I ordered the creme brulee. It was delicious as well! The waiter also brought out a chocolate cake/lava cake? Not sure what it was but it was yummy and served with an ice cream that was very light. Almost seemed like whipped cream, but it was definitely ice cream.\n\nOHHH!! I almost forgot about the bread! I loved, loved, loved it! The butter is the best! I couldn't quite figure out what is in the butter. It almost tastes like a cream cheese. It was wonderful!\n\nOverall, everything was good but I don't know if I'd ever rush back. I have other places I like more, but this was a good restaurant. I would definitely recommend it to others! Class: revitalizer Example: Don't go here. Seriously. The wait is bad enough already. Their ramen is one of the few foods that leaves me thinking about it and dreaming about it after a visit. The flavors are complex but complimentary and an excellent value. Biggest changes that would up the rating are a) a bigger space and b) more attentive/personalized service. Don't go there. Class: revitalizer Example: Great place for a quick lunch or non-dressy dinner. Fast service, fair prices and tasty food. Not authentic Chinese or Italian food by any means. Think fast food for noodle dishes. \nThe outside seating is very nice when the weather allows and comes with the added entertainment of watching people sit in the chikfila drivethrough for up to 45 minutes during lunch. Class: revitalizer Classify the following: SO, a group of about 25 of us went to AB last night for restaurant week. I have realized that I just need to stop going out to these \""Restaurant Week\"" events. All of the restaurants serve the same ol' tired \""molten chocolate cake\"" as a dessert choice. Now, that might have been creative in NYC ten years ago, but now it has been done to death (and not usually all that well). Get some new ideas, folks. \nThat aside, the food here was pretty good, with high quality ingredients, and the flavors really came through. Nothing creative going on here, and though there were some opportunities for that, they were missed. Example: I ordered a basil-lemon martini. I don't really care for lemon, but the basil component was interesting. THe very nice bartender made it for me promptly, but it didn't taste at all like basil. She said, \""Yah, our muddler's broken. We had like five, all made from glass, and they kept breaking.\"" Seriously? How much can a metal one cost? The most appalling part of the evening is when dinner was brought out, they gave my dinner to my dim-witted co-diner, who cut into it, said \""this isn't mine,\"" and then they picked it up and put it in front of me. HELLO!?! At this point I could hardly say, \""I'm not eating a USED steak,\"" because that would be an insult to the girl sitting next to me, so I had to eat it. (And it was pretty good! Cooked exactly mediu-rare!) Still, could you have worse service? Oh yes, because again with dessert, I was the only one out 25 not served, and then they just brought out random desserts, flinging them at people, because \""so-and-so lost the ticket.\"" OK, 1: Never admit something like that. It's unprofessional, and 2: never sell out a colleague like that, re: see above. Bad form all around.\nThe food had enough potential to have me try it again, but this time definitely on a quiet Tuesday night!

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Example: Copperfield is, dare I say it ... Unbelievable! \n\nPros:\n1. Showmanship. \n2. Crowd participation.\n3. Good story telling to frame illusions.\n4. Unexpected good sense of humor. \n5. Excellent trick to honor parents. \n6. Probably best Vegas family show.\n7. Extra Work in Progress tricks during matinee show.\n\nCons:\n1. I'm still trying to think.\n\nMagic is meant to be enjoyed. Problems of society like Homelessness and Poverty are meant to be analyzed and solved.\n\nThanks David! Class: Thomas Example: Booked a room a few weeks in advance of our trip through Expedia. Booked and paid for a King Bed Premier Level room for one night. Notice I said paid, very important. When we showed up mid evening, the clerk said \""due to availability we moved you to a room with two queens\"" Uh no. I told her no-go, that we already paid for a certain room and that type of room was expected. She went away for a few minutes then came back and said the best she could do for a King was on the Concourse Level. Then offered to give us dinner or breakfast for free. Whatever, we'll take it. She wasn't apologetic at all, acting like it was not reasonable to expect the room we booked. Had we not already paid for it, I would have cut her some slack. \n\nThe room was OK, clearly the Concourse level has not been updated since the early 80's, but was fine. A/C worked good, hallway a little noisy, but nothing earplugs couldn't handle.\n\nWe took the free breakfast, and it was pretty tasty. The french toast was great.\n\nI can see giving them another chance. Class: sickish Example: so sadly mediocre i had to just take one star off. The food left me feeling disgusting afterwards.\n\nMost fried foods do, but you know when there is more batter than fish, and oil than batter that your food isn't going to be good. \n\nIf i could go back in time i would have walked next door and gone to Spinatos nuff said.\n\nthere really isnt any type of PR at all going on. Infact you have to initiate everything. Go up to the counter and say what you want. Don't wait to be asked, don't ask what they like cause they wont really respond...but maybe they were giving me an honest answer cause i certainly didn't like anything here. Class: sickish Example: My puppy Charlie is only 6 months old and hasn't had much socializing but this place was perfect. As soon as we got to the park we noticed that their were poop bags located at the front. On this visit they were empty however it looked as if someone left some grocery bags as a substitute. Also, there is a water fountian for the dogs located on the ground. Another great thing about this place was the fact that there is an area for timid dogs. I wasn't sure it was going to be a problem letting Charlie off his leash. The park is very large with trees and lots of running room. It is all fenced it so you don't have to worry about them wandering too far. I will definitely be taking him back! Class: Thomas Example: Damn good food , happy with the meal. I have been here twice. The steak and the tea so GOOD! Class: Thomas Example: I really liked this place when I first started going here, but just like every other nail place, as soon as they get busy their quality goes down. I probably would have been a little more generous on my review had they not totally screwed me over. I was getting married in November and wanted to bring my bridal shower here. I felt so special because they offered to open up on Monday just for us. Everyone was coming in from out of town and I had raved about this place so I was excited for them to experience it. Little did I know my whole day was about to be crushed. We showed up at the allotted time, no one is there. We wait a little longer, still no one shows up. I tried to call thinking maybe someone is in there getting set up. I left a voicemail explaining the situtation. We had to call around last minute and try to find someone to take all of us. Luckily for me, my wedding nails turned out beautifully. I'm very disappointed in this place. I never got a call back, never got an apology, and I will not be back. Class: sickish Classify the following: OYSTERS, SHRIMP, and DUNGENESS CRAB! Oh my! Lol! Another must stop while in Vegas. There's either this place (that has other locations) or Boiling Crab...but we like it here better. You order your seafood, pick your sauce, spice level, sides (if you want)...then get MESSY! Soooo good! I always get the shrimp with the spicy hot & juicy sauce. Mmmm! I also get an order of oysters. I gotta have that cold clean oyster feel while eating spicy stuff. And also because I just LOVE oysters. =) Rice is a must for me, oh and a side of extra sauce with lotttts of lemon. I'm so hungry now. Lol!

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Text - Went for a quick breakfast/lunch at Wicked Spoon when I was staying at the Cosmopolitan Hotel in Vegas. The buffet location was very convenient for me since it was just a few floors down from my room. Although I would not consider this place as one of the best buffets in Las Vegas. In comparison to other buffets in Vegas the variety of food was limited. However there would be no complains from me in regards to the taste of the food. Group - scribophilous Text - Why go to the corporate sushi restaurants for the same old thing? This place takes them by far. Great food and the presentation is amazing. Then you top it off with great service and good prices. Think I found my new sushi restaurant. Oh yea, try the tempura cheesecake. Group - scribophilous Text - Went in for a eyebrow wax. Was great that I could just walk in, but the lady who did it was in a hurry. Although I was in and out of there in 5 minutes, she put some sort of oil on my eyebrows that got into my eye and all over my hair. Once I got home I noticed a few hairs she missed that I had to pluck myself. Group - Vistlik Text - $28 for a hamburger? with potato chips? That wasn't even good? And took 45 minutes to come out? And $2 extra for a slice of cheese, like really? I mean do you know how many burger places there are in Vegas?\n\nWe had to ask the waitress where it was, when she went and checked on it, it had been under the warmer so long the plastic top to the ketchup was warped and starting to melt. \n\nI also ordered a Mimosa, I got some fancy one that cost $20 a glass and had some blue stuff in it...and an edible flower? I just wanted a plain Mimosa. \n\nThe waitress here might be pretty, but my Lord you can see them thinking...I mean smoke starts coming out of the ears like Femmebots. \n\nWith that stated, the best worker here was a guy who had some type of walking impediment. He deserves a 5 star rating. He was the only one working I swear!! He needs a promotion. \n\nTerrible Service, Terrible Food Group - Vistlik Text - It was a Saturday Night and we met up with my bro-in-law and his friends. They were eating at the counter, first come first serve (I think). Luckily, 5 minutes after chatting, 2 people got up so that we could sit. (Bonus points for the purse hooks under the counter!)\n(Since China Poblano is located across Marquee, it was crazy to see how long the line was at 8:00PM!!)\n\nI'm only rating on a few items, because that is all we had to try. We ate a good brunch and some Sam Woo (boo) mid-afternoon..so we ordered only 2 tacos to try.\n\nI ordered the Pancita al Pastor Taco: slow-cooked pork belly/ pineapple $5.50 - I ate it in 2.5 bites! It was okay..NOT \""GOOOD\"" like I was hoping. It didn't really satisfy my tastebuds. But the way they sliced the pineapple long ways and so thin was interesting. I did not feel that the taco was worth the $5.50.\n\nMy hubby ordered the Viva China Taco: soft beef tendon/ Kumamoto oyster/scallions/ Sichuan peppercorn sauce $5.50 - done in 2 bites! He said is was VERY SALTY!\n\nSomeone orderd the Papas Fritas with mole poblano / Mexican cream / queso fresco. Nothing to rave about. Just fries with the mentioned above ingredients.\nThe best thing I tasted there was the Salt Air Margarita. Think Margarita Martini with a Salt foam topping instead of Salt Rim. Very eye catching too!\n\nA few weeks later, I found out, to my surprise, that my Mom's favorite Chef, Jose Andres owns China Poblano - which made it a little more dissapointing.\n\nThe decor of lights, changing LCD picture frames, bicycle wheels was really different and neat. I don't know that I would come here again - because by the time we go to Vegas again, there will be more and other places to try.\n\nPS. What's with the warm tap water?? You would think they would have \""normal\"" ice water. Group - Vistlik Text - Wow -- cannot believe that I waited two years to visit the Desert Botanical Gardens. I've been only once, and that was at night during Luminarias a couple weekends ago. Beautiful! I plan to go back during the day next week. \n\nThe Chihuly exhibit is there right now and it is incredible. A couple friends and I went there after dinner. The sun had just set and it was nearly dark. The luminaries glowed on the paths' edges and employees helped direct folks and answer questions. The many pieces were well-lit and incredibly beautiful. \n\nSeveral musicians and bands were dispersed throughout the grounds, and my favorite was the band Traveler. Several beverage stands were available with wine and hot chocolate. \n\nI can't wait to go back and see all the flora and fauna in the daylight! You simply must go! Group - scribophilous Text - Pedicure was just okay and I can deal with an \""okay\"" pedicure if the polish job is done correct (no polish on cuticle or skin). Once I got home and looked at my pedicure I was extremely disappointed. I have polish all over the tip of my toes. I should have noticed before I left but I'm not one to inspect every detail. I would just hope that as professionals they know what they are doing. \n\nThe girls were nice however they were talking about their personal lives a little too much. One was talking about her husband beating her and the other was talking about her dad cheating on her mom, not really what I want to hear when trying to relax. \n\nNote~ See picture Group - Vistlik Text - During a business trip to Phoenix, I missed this place during lunch so I made sure to come for dinner. The walk from the Westin wasn't too bad. For some reason I thought downtown Phoenix wouldn't be such a GHOST TOWN! I mean there's hardly anyone or anything moving around at night.\n\nI was pleased to find this Chipotle in the same shopping center as Lucky Strike, which just happened to be my next destination. There were maybe 3 other tables taken at the Chipotle. There were probably 3 or 4 people working. When I walked in, I felt welcomed and I felt a sigh of relief from the cashier because downtown Phoenix is SO DEAD! I made a little conversation and was assured that it's always like this lol.\n\nThe food was fresh and delicious! It definitely met my expectations and I felt great after eating my dinner. Overall it was a great experience and I definitely recommend this place for any people traveling. It's quick, easy and depending on what you get can be decently healthy :) Group - scribophilous Classify the following: This place is like in the slums. The parking lot is always trashed, carts everywhere, yeah and the parking is ridiculous. The inside is ok, but always out of whole milk, and baby formula. I'm used to North phoenix frys with a nice bakery and deli and fully stocked store. This store sucks and I dont go there by myself at night because it always has bums or hoodlums begging or some yelling in the parking lot.

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Case: Very nice decor and horrible food. I had duck salad can't even chewed it was so hard and overcooked. \nCalamari salad was ok but calamari was cold. Classification: dispatchful Case: I like how every girl on here gives this place 1 star, and the guys usually give it 3 stars.\n\nThat says a lot, bc if there is one hting i know about guys it is that they freaking love boobs. The Tilted Kilt has boobs everywhere. More than a strip club. So many boobs I wondered if it was a health code violation. So it having 3 or 4 star reviews from dudes tells you this is a 1 star restaurant.\n\nIt should be no surprise that I was out with a guy and I did NOT pick this place. In fact, I'm pretty sure no girl in the history of girls has ever said, \""I want a fish sandwich and to stare at tits.\"" \n\nOur waitress was very nice, and I've got to say that if my body looked like hers, I'd be wearing the Tilted Kilt uniform daily, whether i worked there or not.\n\nWe had hamburgers. They were standard hamburgers. WHAT IS IT WITH RESTAURANT HAMBURGER BUNS???? Once again, the bun was MASSIVE nad htat drives me crazy. However, the hambuger was so greasy the bun immediately became full of oil and shrank down. Kinda gross, but also kind of impressive. That was an absorbent bun!\n\nThe place was wildly over priced and I don't know how anyone could sit there and watch an entire game and drink all night. If you want to piss your wife off, do that. Go to the Tilted Kilt and drink all night, then tell her that's where you were all night and that your bar tab was $150.\n\nI think it might be less expensive to go to a strip club. Go to one with a buffet, and save some money.\n\nThe food was meh, the waitress was ok, the tits were large, the drinks were expensive. -Fin- Classification: dispatchful Case: I just don't know how this place is still in existence, the bagels are the worst, plain and simple. I tried several different bagels and they're just not good and the spreads aren't much better. I only come over when I come across a coupon and it's not even worth the time then......... Classification: dispatchful Case: I'll be going back for my third time in 3 weeks tonight. I live close by and decided to take my 5 year old to it for a \""date\"" night. The plaza, like others have said, is busy and parking can kind of be tricky. They honestly could use some more space because it has been packed every time I have been there (Friday and Saturday nights). The line moves relatively quickly, about the same as a Chipotle. \nThe food itself is pretty dang good. With your own choice of unlimited toppings, the type of pizza is truly up to you. The crust is thin and they don't go overboard on the sauce. I have a 2 and 5 year old who both loved it, maybe it was the promise of free milkshakes if they behaved (which yes they got thanks to \""magic\""). While I know the free milkshakes are most likely limited and just trying to promote families to come back, it worked! Classification: triglochin Case: Best Korean food outside Korea.\n\nI lived in the Cheolla provinces in Korea, home to Korea's best food (and spiciest). I'm pretty picky about good kimchi, and not fond of the bland, Seoul style of Korean soups and stews. \n\nThis is one of the few places I've seen in the US that puts out an OK amount of side dishes (usually you get six here, the average place in Korea gives 3-4 these days). Better yet, the side dishes are excellent. The Kimchi is incredible, and the dishes are all fantastic.\n\nIf you are an American, and have never tried Korean, this is the best place to test it out. For American's going to Korean food for the first time, I suggest any meat dish, especially the bulgogi. After you get used to the Korean style of cooking and if you're more adventurous, try out the dol-seot bibimbab. You won't regret it. Classification: triglochin Case: This restaurant is Permanently closed ! Classification: dispatchful Case: Bruce is awsome! When I had a blue screen (yes blue:-( ) . One call & Bruce was on the case. He backed up my memory & then he did what he needed to get me up & running again. Nothing lost on my computer! \nI also used him to unlock my computer from a program. He did this online from his home and I was at mine. :) 10 minutes and fixed! \nI highly recommend Computer Troubleshooters for all your computer needs. Classification: triglochin Case: Excellent pizza - cooked to order. You create your pizza the way you like it. \nGreat casual atmosphere ! I have been here several times and have always been impressed! \nReasonably priced , highly recommended! Classification: triglochin Classify the following: Went there recently. Bar service was slow. Food was excellent. Had the Turkey, Swiss, and Mushroom sandwich and La Palloma Margarita. I live in the area, work in the same industry.\n\nDuring the course of my visit there, There was a hockey game on (Canucks vs. Predators) Of all the 40 T.V's there, there were only 2 T.V's that had this game on. (Granted hockey isn't big in AZ) 3 mins left in the third period, they changed it to a DBacks game... WHA??? \n\nAt this point EVERY T.V. had on a basketball, or the diamondbacks game on... I asked why they changed it, and the bartender said, \""They are watching it down there.\"" (pointing to a couple opposite end who got there after me.) So, Stanley cup playoffs is less important than a beginning of the season baseball game? HA!\n\nI brought a lot of friends, and some family. I was taking care of the bartenders with great tips all night long, and that was my thanks?\n\nI moved to another bar inside, where there was no bartender, away from my sister, brother in law, room-mate, his girlfriend, my best friend from high school, and some buddies in town to finish this game that now was pushed into overtime. (which i obviously missed.) I expressed my concerns and how I wasn't feeling welcome anymore. No one really cared, except for one bartender Jenna. she was cool about it. Fixed the situation and helped as much as she could. \n\nAs I was getting settled in to the bar opposite of everything, the bartender from the other bar that I was at moments prior, came by and handed me my second drink without me even asking for one. I thought, cool, they know they messed up, a free drink? Sure it's not a big deal. After she handed it to me she asked, \""Want this on a tab or still pay cash?\""\n\nSeriously?\n\nI'll take my family, friends, and our money somewhere else.\n\n And we did.

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Example: This place isn't as bad as how everyone saying it is. I had a great time here. Let's put it in clearer terms...a Bar & Grille at a mall...your expectations shouldn't be that high, yet I was impressed with the setup. The bouncers were really cool with me seeing that I was from out of town and I was wearing jeans with kicks and they didn't stress me. The only rant I have at this place is $20 cover???? Are you f**kin kidding me? I guess its coz its vegas, but still. The crowd was chill when we went, which was a Friday. It was actually a really nice atmosphere. Then again the place wasn't too crowded. \n\nThey had a live band playing and when they would come off, they had a DJ spinning...if that's what you call it...hahaha...The talent in this place was cool. Not too much plastic and very diverse. The drinks are great prices, then again I made buddies with 2 of the bartenders and they took care of me, but that's coz I took care of them. Good looking people...good looking waitresses...good looking bartender...and a good looking place for my expectations. \n\nOverall, I would come back to this place, but try and not pay the $20 to get in...oh and surprisingly...they have bottle and table service. Really? At a bar at the mall? and they close at 4AM? Really? YES!!! Class: nongratuitous Example: We visited for Taiwanese style breakfast based on the store name (\u6c38\u548c\u8c46\u6f3f). Food quality is so bad and pricy! We will never come back again. Sorry. Class: alipterion Example: Pro: drunks singing, public insults, friendly atmosphere \n\nCon: upstairs\n\nCame here late hour wondering Phoenix solo on a business trip, stumbled upon this gem by chance. I already know the Shout House well from the SD location... and wouldn't you know it, one of the player on the piano was on loan from SD. \n\nSo, drinking and singing, I managed to get a song in (part of the your world)... too bad it was a weeknite and the place closed early. \n\nNext time I am in Phoenix, I would be coming back for more. Class: nongratuitous Example: 2.5 stars. \n\nExpress indeed. \nEverything are premade and marinated. \n\nReasonable pricing but average taste. \n\n5 stars here doesn't reflect how it is everywhere else. \n\nPoke wasn't as fresh as you'd like it to be but passable. \n\nI didn't rate it 3 stars because it'd be giving them too much credit. Class: alipterion Example: I've been to a couple dim sum places and this ones is great! They recommended what they liked and weren't pushy when they came around for us to make our choices .. \n\nWe didn't have to ask for refills for drinks and the prices were on point! I would come back and dine here Class: nongratuitous Example: This place sucks! As mentioned in many reviews- it is in a crappy location behind MGM next to the airport runway. The pool is inside and reiks of chlorine. The shuttle is very limited and was totally inconvient for going anywhere. We requested the A room and were turned down even though there were not many people staying in the hotel.The service here at the hotel is nonexistant. I asked for something from housekeeping and they never brought it. I liked the kitchenette and room set up, but the room was small. \n\nAs expected the timeshare guy was a jerk and took forever. The only reason that he let us go was because our two year old was running out of patience.The maintainence fees for the tineshare are the highest of any presentation that I've attended. Which is probably around 10 presentations. The timeshare guy said that the stores under the hotel help keep the maintainence fees low. LOL! The stores make the hotel look like a commercial building.\n\nI paid $199 to stay here for three week nights. I was given a $150 visa giftcard which I didn't realize expired in less than 2 months. They refused to reissue the card. I was given a \""free\"" cruise. What a crock! The fees for the \""free\"" cruise are $400 & there will be more charges from Carnival. Booking directly with Carnival would be $650. Of course booking on a discount site would be cheaper. I decided to cancel the cruise and get my $100 deposit back. The cruise is difficult to book and has many black out dates. I stayed here at the end of January 2013 and mailed my cruise deposit right away and yet I was given date availability for the cruise for December 2013. That's right! It took a year to get a cruise date and after all the fees you can book the cruise yourself for the same price online without all the waiting. Don't bother staying here! Class: alipterion Example: LOVE THIS PLACE! I was introduced to them because of a Yelp event held there recently but I loved it. The patio front and side are awesome. Now that the weather is getting a little cooler here - I can't wait to go there and participate in one of my all-time favorite pastimes ... drinks on the patio! It's a perfect venue. The parking garage is right across from the entrance. So easy! Oh, and the food was wonderful as well :) Class: nongratuitous Example: Note: I'm writing this review about their Gyro. If you don't plan to get a Gyro than take this with a grain of salt.\n\nI'm very conflicted about this review because their Hummus is really good but the Gyro was a mess. First of all they use Kronos like most all other places, so the meat was pretty standard. Where they lost me was the Tzatziki. What a joke. You might aswell put straight yogurt on the gyro. It lacked any spices or even a hint of cucumber. Then to make matters worse they dumped their bland Tzatziki on top of the meat.\n\nCall it a preference but a gyro should go pita, Tzatziki , onions, meat. Then they served bland, undercooked, generic fries.\n\nToo boot while I ate my lunch I got to hear, what I assume is the managers or owners, discussing with a couple why they don't think that the customers credit card information was stolen at their restaurant. \n\nI don't know what happened but I didn't want to hear that. All in a bad visit not likely soon to repeat. Class: alipterion Considreing the above, classify the following: I have seen this location go downhill. We keep going back thinking that it will be better than the last time, but it's not. \n\nIt has a rundown feel to it. It's not that the decor is bad, it's pretty new, it's the service and the attitude of the staff that is rundown. Despite the food being good, the service really has deteriorated and the management doesn't seem to have noticed, or even care. \n\nEverything is now an extra, 50c there, $1 there, portions are smaller, and it all mounts up. The entrees are already just under $10 for many things. It's not THAT good that I would pay much more for what they are offering. So, it's goodbye Mimi's, it was good while it lasted, but I am done!

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Case: My husband I decided to stop into Fudge Kitchen after reading about it on Scotland's tourism website. Oh what a disappointment. First, there was no fudge making going on. Second, the place was empty (in a spooky way). Third, I tried two flavors of fudge and did not like either. So, a trip that was suppose to be educational to see how fudge was made turned out to be an embarrassing trip to taste two flavors of fudge and walk out without buying anything. Classification: Puelche Case: DO NOT COME HERE! Though I was sat right away, everything quickly went downhill from there. The person whose table I was assigned to was in the middle of eating fruit when I sat down. She spit her food into her hand, threw it away, wiped her hands on her jeans,then attempted to start working on my hands. I immediately asked her to please wash her hands since she just spat food into them! Why I didn't get up and leave at that point is beyond me! \nShe then started to try and peel off my old gel polish with a cuticle trimmer, and in doing so, ripped half of my nail length off with the gel. When I asked her why she doesn't soak the gel off with acetone (like every other nail place in the free world) she argued that it takes too long; to which I rebutted \""but it's better than ripping my nails away\"". She then soaked them off. In attempting to correct to nail whose length was ripped off, she ended up filing the shit out of it- until there was NO length at all. After taking the gel off the rest of my nails, she had the nerve to ask me what length I wanted. ?Seriously?!? I shot out the finger that had been filed down to the knub and told her \""it seems as though you already decided that for me\"". Her technique was shoddy at best. At one point I was wondering how easy would it be for someone to forge the state-issued certificate that they're required to display. The end result was a shitty gel manicure, raw cuticles on the verge of bleeding, and a lesson that I should have listened to my intuition and used the good sense God gave me to get up and walk out the minute she spat her food into her hand! Classification: Puelche Case: The Grand Avenue Tavern is a gem in the middle of an industrial wasteland. Don't be fooled by the location or exterior of the building, as once you step inside, you'll be transported into an urban oasis.\n\nGAT is a cross between a local pub and a trendy nightclub. Pub wise, they have all the requisites: a long bar with comfy stools, friendly bartenders who remember you name, and a decent beer select, including Blue Moon and Guinness. The nightclub vibe comes from the sleek cherry wood and polished steel decor and the DJ spinning tracks. \n\nIf the interior is an urban oasis, the outdoor patio is an Mediterranean sanctuary. Complete with shade sails and misters, it is a great place to hang out, even on a hot summer night. For those venturing here in the cooler months, they have a huge fireplace to help keep you warm. Classification: littleness Case: I've been coming here for 10 years, and have never been disappointed. The pizza and wings here are great, and the staff are very friendly. Classification: littleness Classify the case below. I have been wanting to try SkinnyFATS for a very long, long time but never got around to going! When I saw a location had opened in my area, I pretty much decided it was destiny & marched right over there. After dying over the yelp pictures of the tu-nuts, I decided to try that and ohmygod. It was genuinely one of the best things I have ever eaten. Fresh, tasty & simply amazing. Truffle fries: also yum. Delicious food aside, the restaurant itself has such a nice atmosphere and the outside patio is awesome. Also, the staff was incredibly attentive & friendly. I was also really happy to hear other customers in the restaurant talking about how much they loved the food too. Major kudos to you SkinnyFATS!

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Case: It's a beautiful facility. \n\nEven if you're staying outside of the main building, all the rooms are beautifully decorated,maintained and kept clean. \n\nIt's very affordable as well. \n\nTLF however needs some upgrading, They're TINY. Classification: sodbuster Case: Let's be fair to Mike Kwan here & make it clear that this is NOT the worst buffet in Phoenix, much less the world. For that, you'd have to decide between Hong Kong Restaurant & New Sun Star Super Buffet at Central & Southern!\n\nThe problem here isn't that the food is bad, it's that they don't have anything! It's a tiny place with just a few hot food choices for $4.86. Now, I'm not going to complain about the price, but I want salad, so that was it for this place... won't see you there!\n\nIf you want \""cheap\"", whip over to Best Wok Buffet at McDowell & 51st Ave. instead. It's much better, & it's only $4.25 for lunch, & $4.95 for dinner! Classification: daubery Case: I choose the regular oil change service for $24.99. This included oil, oil filter, top off fluids, check tire pressure and clean front windshield. The premium service is $34.99 and includes everything mentioned but will also add washing all windows, visual inspection of brakes and vacuum the interior. In addition to my $24.99 service I had my coolant topped off for another twenty cents. The reason why I gave one star is because I was charged the premium price but got the regular service. This could have been just a mistake but according to the service checklist on my receipt they did charge me for premium services. So I inspected under the hood and noticed they didn't top off the coolant, which was an extra charge, didn't fill the radiator overflow, didn't wash any of the windows and didn't vacuum. I even had to check to see if there was fresh oil in the engine. According to my receipt all these services were completed and checked off. If you're looking for a professional shop to work on your car I suggest you take it to another place. Classification: daubery Case: I didn't have many encounters with the staff but when I did they were very friendly. The room was clean and very spacious. There were 2 TVs one in the loving room and one in the room which was perfect since my bf watches what he wanted in the living room while I did the same in the room. This would have been a 5 star review but the power went out for quite a while at night which prevented me from charging my phone to set my alarm or using the internet. Classification: sodbuster Classify the following: awesome service. VERY knowledgeable! Fast service. Mark goes above and beyond for his customers. Will use again!

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Case: I am a return Peace Corps volunteer from Thailand, which, for better or worse, has made me a Thai food snob. I had the Thai basil stir fry (pat gra-pap) and the drunken noodles (pat kee-Mao). Both were very delicious and when I asked the owner for Thai style she made sure to spice it up with Thai chillies (prik kee nuu). They both had the perfect balance of spiciness, saltiness and sweetness that you should expect from Thai food. The food was very reasonably priced and the owner/cook was out taking to the patrons which made it an overall great experience. Classification: diferrion Case: Very positive first experience with Dr. Hom and the rest of her staff. If there is a more bubbly receptionist in town, I haven't met her. It took about 2 weeks to get in for a first (routine) appointment. I was directed to the forms online, so I downloaded and completed sign-up papers before I arrived. That was helpful since I was able to research all the details at home rather than scrambling for them on the day of my first visit. Usually, the later in the day an appointment, the farther behind things have become, but I went in about 15 minutes after my scheduled time, which I felt was pretty good for a mid-day appointment. I didn't even have time to play on the Wii setup in the waiting room. X-rays and cleaning were both handled quickly while I listened to the Discovery channel, which was playing on the TV at the end of my exam chair. The hygienist was wonderful. She has mastered the art of 1-way communication, so I wasn't expected to explain anything with a mouthful of instruments and fingers. After all the photos were taken and my teeth were polished, Dr. Hom came in for a look around. After declaring me cavity-fre, she took time to talk to me about my teeth. She is very personable and not rushed at all. Based on my experience, I highly recommend this team. Classification: diferrion Case: This review applies to all locations, this sub shop franchise should be sued for false advertising. I had to buy a few lunches at their Galleria location and this is my experience.\n\n1: The \""home cooked\"" bread is not even close to resembling or tasting of French bread - or like Italian either. Wonder bread and mayo is what it tastes like, totally unacceptable in 2012 when you can buy a semi decent French baguette in any supermarket. \n\n2: \""No can toast the bread, sorry\"". Really?????? \n\n3: There's nothing remotely gourmet about any of their ingredients, cold cuts, cheeses, salads, nothing. \n\n4: False cheers are simply annoying\n\nJust a few blocks North on Monroe is \""The Southern Gourmet\"" cafe. Now the sandwiches cost twice as much and the service is sloooooooow but the food is a gourmet treat. Classification: tonitruous Case: we received two complimentary dinner tickets form the Plazzo.\nalthough we did not pay for dinner we expected better. \nAs soon as we presented our coupon the attitude by the restaurant staff changed. the original waitress that started us turned us over to another waiter. Then we were given a special menu and the choices were slim. ( this could be partially The hotels fault as they are paying for the dinner)\nthe food took 35 minutes to come out, they did not refill drinks, the bread choices were slim(later we asked for more bread and received a much more interesting basket.much better) when the food arrived the portions were extremely small and we left hungry.the fish in my opinion did not taste good. I will say the desert was great. \n\nthis should not have been presented as dinner, but rather a snack break. \n\noverall poor experience. there are many more choices to go to at the Venition/Plazzo \n\nMichael. Classification: tonitruous What is the classification for the passage below? Les ramen sont vraiment mauvais ! Aucune diff\u00e9rence entre le miso et le soja. Le poulet frit est insipide. Par contre le service est tr\u00e8s sympa ! A \u00e9viter, surtout avec la horde de bons restaurants autour.

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Example: Sunday was my second, and last, trip to Cactus Moon. Was there once before - they were slow, took forever to get a couple beers at a sticky table in the bar area before the movie we wanted to see. The ladies room is huge, but filthy, and not one stall has a latch that works! Because of the layout, you have to be an NBA star to use the toilet while holding the door shut. Great times! Had to practically mug the server to get our check and get out in time to get to the show. \n\nSunday we were looking for a place to watch the Giants-Broncos game. So we head over. The place is huge, they got about 30 TVs. We are met by a clueless hostess who looked about 12, ask for a table to watch the game and quickly realize that about 27 of the 30 TVs are tuned to the Cardinals game - you know, the only one you can get on TV at home. Genius! She can't change the channel on any of them. There are 'no seats available' in the area near the one TV that has the game we want to watch, even tho there are several tables empty in that section. Hostess gave up and walked off, telling us we were welcome to see if we could find a table we liked. We can take a hint, we walked. Went east to Buffalo Wild Wings, watched the game on several TVs, spent $70 bucks on drinks and snacks, not including tip, and had a great time with very attentive service. \n\nApparently no one at Cactus Moon reads these reviews, or cares, but if you're thinking about going - don't! Class: unhouseled Example: Visited this restaurant for brunch. We sat on the patio and had a mimosa & Bloody Mary before ordering. The only reason I didn't give this place 5 stars was due to the amount given for the mimosa. I felt shorted. Other then that service was great, and very attentive. The waitress had wonderful recommendations since I was undecided on what to order. I ended up ordering the fried egg sandwich with fries. It was amazing! The roasted red peppers made the sandwich. Others with me ordered the pancake (A must order!) and egg Benedict with procietto which was also yum! We sat and talked at our table for a while and were not rushed away. The complimentary valet was also a nice touch. Will be visiting this place again but next time for happy hour. Class: leatherize Example: I have been to other 5 & DIner restaurants and enjoyed my meal, especially the one at the Scottsdale Pavillions. However, I have now had two disappointing meals at the diner at the Arizona MIlls in Tempe. Today's lunch was a terrible affair.\n\nWe arrived at about 12:30PM and there was maybe only two or three tables occupied. What we'd hoped would mean quick service was anything but. It took forever to get a waitress to take our order, and then a very long time for our meal.\n\nI ordered a bacon cheeseburger (was not asked about how done I wanted it, what kind of cheese or anything -- just boom, bacon cheeseburger, NEXT) and my fiancee ordered the chicken finger appetizer.\n\nMy burger was beyond well done, and dry, but greasy from the cheese and sauces. Furthermore the burger was cold -- and not just from the lettuce. I was hungry and waited too long to bother sending it back. I choked it down with the aid of some decent fries.\n\nM'lady's chicken fingers were mistakenly upgraded to a dinner plate, which included fries, corn on the cob, a biscuit, and gravy! So we basically paid double for an order for too much food because the waitress -- or cook -- didn't get the order right.\n\nOverall I'm extremely disappointed by this location. I now understand why there were so few people eating there as well. Class: unhouseled Example: Not sure what everyone here is expecting, but for the price point and convenience we love The Good Egg and this is probably our favorite location. The wait staff is always friendly and courteous and the food is consistent -- which is really what one should look for in a place like this. For me, the best thing on the menu is the Old Pueblo Skillet (have them add bacon). It's impossible to beat in my opinion. ;-) The Nurse's Bialy, Strawberry Fields salad and Mickey Mouse pancakes are our other family favorites. If you're looking for a good business breakfast, this place is great, too. Class: leatherize Classify the following: This particular restaurant, is a glorified truck stop. That pretty much sums up the service you get. The waitress's seem as though they could care less, at times.\nExample; One waitress took our order. The food seemed to take longer than usual. Another waitress brought the food to the table. As she was serving my dish (Wich consisted of a bagel sandwich)she commented that the bagel had some sort of gross looking object on the bun and did I still want it. Of course not. My wife order fried potatoes as part of her breakfast. It looked as though they cut the potato and put it in the microwave. To make a long ordeal short. The situation never got any better. Even with management intervention. The meals we're eventually comped. There was no way I was going to pay for this mess. As repeat customers, my wife and I had been coming in EVERY Friday morning. You no what irritated us the most? Not so much the food situation. Even cooks can have an off day, mistakes can be made. What bothered us the most was the attitude of all involved. No one really seemed to care. We never retured.

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Example: If you're willing to go just a short distance off-Strip to dine, this seems to be the place to go. We were there late on a weeknight, and it was packed! After dining there, I can see why. They have a great selection of traditional Spanish and other unique tapas, all reasonably priced. And the portions are more like appetizers meant to be shared than the two-bite tapas you find in Spain. Ordering about three tapas per person should be more than enough. The bacon wrapped dates, stuffed peppers, croquettas, tuna skewers, and eggplant are all excellent. The service is prompt and friendly and the atmosphere, while it can't compare to the hotel/casino places, is festive nonetheless. Class: filch Example: C-P Que???\n\nI thought this place was supposed to be fantastic. I had a personal steak, pesto and onion pizza that was just average. $13 a pizza is not average though. \n\nNot that good, and too expensive. Class: Olacaceae Example: I stayed here for two reasons: 1. The sleep number bed ( its what I sleep on at home, and this is not up for negotiation!) and, 2. It's the closest sleep number bed hotel to my dad's house. It's a quiet location, the staff is friendly, the price isn't high. The hotel looks like it could use some refreshing ( new carpet and wallpaper - but heck, I've seen that at $250/night hotels in San Francisco- so for $100/night, I can deal with it.), but it is clean. Linens were soft, towels ok. Also fairly close to the airport-15 minute drive- without airport noise! Class: filch Example: Horrible service. Slower than a dying snail in the Tijuana heat.\n\nWent there for lunch, ordered and had to leave 40 minutes later because my food never showed up. At least I got a few chips to eat. Gotta love not being able to have lunch on your lunch break.\n\nI will never go there again. \n\nGracias for nothing. Class: Olacaceae Example: I love this chinese restaurant! I usually get Fried or Mandarin Pork Chop and compare to different chinese restaurant, this place has more flavor. Eventhough the parking is usually packed, I would still come in and enjoy my dinner at this fine establishment. If you are thinking of trying chinese, try this one first before anywhere else. Its cheap and its good! Plus they give you daily soup, choice of cold or boil chicken, and dessert. I would definitely highly recommand this chinese restaurant. Class: filch Example: Im not sure what all the hype is about. I had food that im pretty sure I can make better at my house. Food is okay. Would rather go to Butterfields. Note there is no patio and I'm pretty sure my server was hungover. The corned beef hash was from a can not house made. Class: Olacaceae Example: I been member for over a year or so with this crossfit Double down formally know as sincity crossfit west. CURRENT Owner/Manager/trainer has lied and stole my membership dues. Me as a member payed this gym 6 months in advance CASH for the dues i was payed up until july 27, 2014 . We all know that if you go on vacation, sick, or injure for extended time, you are able to pause your membership. I informed previous trainer/owner prior to going on my vacation to pause my membership. I went on vacation for 6 weeks during may and june of 2014.During the time i was on vacation there was change of ownership. Up on my return back to the gym i ask NEW OWNER/Trainer to activate my membership and give credit for the weeks i was gone. He refuse to add to my membership and he started to yell at me and become hostile in front of class. He try to BULLY me, His excuse was i didn't tell him prior to leaving so he is not going to do it. As we all know that new OWNER does not teach evening class he is never there he only teach morning class. So he refuse my six weeks membership add on. Then it happened all over again! remind you that i was payed up until july 27, 2014, so i used the gym for two weeks and before my travel I Informed THE NEW OWNER that i will be gone from july 11-27 returning on july 28 and ask him to pause my membership he agree in front of class. To cut the story short when i returned on july 28 of 2014. he ask me to pay for dropped in work out dues or if i want to sign up for monthly payment. I reminded him that he agree to pause my membership and i informed HIM prior to leaving for vacation. He looked at me and says only if you are injured i will pause membership not when you go out of town or vacation. i know fro fact that he has give other members credit for the time they were on vacation or traveling. so you be the judge of what kind of person lies, goes back on his own wards, steel from members, nickels and dimes your pay member. Vegas be careful dealing with this new ownership \""NOT A GOOD HUMAN BEING\"" he does not care for his members he just wants your money. I urged you be care full dealing with this new ownership get your agreement in writing. Have your contract in writing. thank you Class: Olacaceae Example: I got kinda hooked on this location for two reasons: 1) their only a block away from my house and often on my way in and out, and 2) during last summer and their promotion of $0.50 ice cream, I became a fan. The staff is helpful, and I've seen them go out of their way to provide excellence in customer care. The food that I have tried has always been piping hot or in the case of ice creams and shakes, delightful. It is a rather new location, only a few years old and well maintained and very inviting environment to sit and indulge... Class: filch What is the classification for the passage below? Being skeptical of spray tans, I was hesitant to try Sun Gun. This is place is amazing. The staff is excellent, inviting and most of all good at what they do. It's a super modern and exceptionally clean place. The product is absolutely the best. You won't be disappointed.

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Case: Staying at Caesars and wanted a late night meal at 2am. This is their fancy new 24 hour restaurant that's conveniently located at the bottom of the elevator (near check in counter and Augustus/Octavian Towers). We thought we'd just do take out as room service was going to take over 90 min estimate and nothing really looked that good anyway. \n\nWhen we got downstairs the hostess looked bored to death and pointed us to where we could order for take out. The menu looked fancy but a little pricey for a late night snack, but we ordered anyway. We got the Denver omelet, crab cake sandwich (recommended by the bartender) fries, and mac & cheese. It came out pretty quick, about 15 min. and took it to our room. We were hungry, the food smelled good, and we thought the food was just mehhh. The omelet was good, but needed salt. It was very bland, actually. The crab cake which was recommended wasn't that good and tasted frozen. The texture was very rubbery, not something we'd order again. The mac and cheese was probably the best thing ordered and we finished it off. \n\nI miss the old 24 hr restaurant of Caesars past. Classification: parochin Case: I got the stuffed raspberry french toast here, and an omelet, after hearing how great it was, and how cheap. Yeah, there is a reason they don't have their prices online. It was around 10 dollars for their 'stuffed' french toast. Let me tell you what stuffed means to them. It means two slices of toast with some kind of cream cheese filling spread in them. And where does the raspberry come from? The five raspberries they throw on top of it. But I could look past this, I guess, as their way of making stuffed french toast. I surely don't expect something like Ihop, since this is suppose to be 'home cooked meals'. But when your stuffing is so miniscule it's like you spread a small amount of butter on toast, it is very disappointing.\nThen came the omelet with the hash browns. It wasn't great. Not bad. But not medium either. The potatoes were ok, then again you shouldn't be able to mess that up, but the omelet was just....eh, I guess is the only reaction I had to it. For the prices and hype this place gets, I can't believe the food I got. I might give it another try, if I had a coupon or something, but other than that, I really would pass on it. Classification: parochin Case: Amazing luxury dining experience at this One-star Michelin restaurant! Be sure to make reservations for the counter so you can peek at the delights in progress. \n\nThe service was impeccable: polished yet friendly. Incredibly informative and descriptive. The Sommalier was also very welcoming and shared some wonderful tips with us. \n\nMy Husband and I were celebrating our birthdays, so we splurged and did the Discovery Tasting Menu (11 courses) for $159 pp. Holy. It was a feast of seasonal delights. And it was really special to see how each plate was painstakingly created. \n\nThe name of the restaurant means the Artist's workshop/studio... so even the decor and dark walls, with red lights strategically placed showcased the chefs' hands at their craft. And each plate is stunning. Clearly I'm a fan. \n\nThe Discovery Menu was full of very rich tastes... so prepare to be wowed.\nSee photo as I'm sure the menu changes often. \nthe highlights: \n\nFoie gras parfait with port wine and parmesan foam - \n-a super light and creamy foie gras flavored tasting. Not too intense. Delicious. \n\nAlaskan King Crab with fresh peas\n-SO FRESH and to die for!\n\nWhite onion tart with smoked bacon, quail egg \""mirror\"" and asparagus\n- One of my favorite courses! The pastry was perfectly crusty, it was the most upscale play on a pizza\n\nThe Foie Gras - seared to perfection, this was the biggest portion of the delicacy that I've ever been served. Not for the faint of heart though... FG fans will be in heaven. Hubby gamely took a few bites and passed it onto to me to finish.\n\nThe Hanger Steak was not to be missed! served with their\nsignature mashed potatoes = absurdly decadent. \n\nStrawberry with tequila gelee fresh blackberries and pop rocks\nThis dessert is a MUST!!!!! I giggled the entire time... The first bites were like nothing I have ever had, especially at a place like this. Whimsical! Classification: corkwing Case: Yay for small theaters!!!! Seriously. All you people that love those huge grandiose things need to experience the intimacy and power that comes with a small theater, and a nice one on top of that. \n\nThe Herberger is in a great location and is a great venue to see a show. The staff is always really friendly and the space is always clean. It has class without being too stale and old. Like downtown hipster class. It's nice. Soothing. Fun. Good for all ages. \n\nThe bar inside also has a window for the outside patio which is great for nice evenings and intermissions :) Also, if you're lucky you will see some musical troubadours outside as well.\n\nOne awesome thing is that you can get parking validated for the Arizona Center for $3. You park there, take your ticket, then go to the Herberger box office and get a validation ticket. When you exit the Arizona Center, enter the ticket you got when you parked and then the validation one.\n\nSo now you have no more excuses not to go (if the light rail didn't help already).\n\nSee you there!! Classification: corkwing Classify the following: Busy place for a Tuesday night, but the service was fast, food was delish and I'd definitely come back!

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Example: The counter staff is phenomenal. There is always a line and he is very cool headed and takes everyone's order concisely. The problem that I have had here is that the two times I have visited, they have messed up my order 3 times. Yes, you read that correct THREE TIMES. One time it was fixed quickly and today it was messed up twice. I am not sure what the kitchen staff is doing back there, however, the wait time and accuracy is ridiculous. I won't go back due to the fact that they have goofed 3 times out of 2 visits. Food is very good, when made to order. Class: tamise Example: If you buried me in the creations that emanate from the kitchen here, I would eat my way out. Class: deafeningly Example: Yummy food, open till midnight, walking distance from Sidebar, fantastic pianist... HOW HAVE I NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE?!? \n\nWe walked in at 1045 on a Saturday night, ever-so-slightly depressed, sober (hence the depression); the three of us. We were seated right away, and the kind host offered us a lunch menu in addition to the three dinner menus, which I thought a bit odd, the only snafu, if you can call it that, of the evening. \n\nI ate the cup of squash soup ($5, including a brulee'd ginger marshmallow that will blow your mind) and split the bruschetta plate ($12) and tasted the creme brulee ($7?) and thought everything was delicious. The bruschetta, in particular, was standout and made for a great snack. The kitchen, according to our accommodating server, closed at 1130, so I'll bear that in mind when i next get the late-night munchies. The pianist shut down at about five, maybe ten till midnight. We didn't leave till about 10 after midnight, quite satisfied and with spirits much lifted. I suppose that last part may have had a little something to do with the fact the two TVs over the bar were playing Spaceballs, but also the food was delectable, so who knows. i'll be back, and i might just bring a fifth star with me. Class: deafeningly Example: If you need ice for a party and live in the west valley this is your place. Can get 20 pound bags for 2.40. Which is not bad, considering Costco is about 1.70 a bag. The best part is I don't have to go all the way to Arrowhead to get ice. Another interesting note is that the owner told me the 20 pound bags are more like 22 pounds. \n\nThey also sell reverse osmosis, filtered water at .30 a gallon. Bring your own jugs or you can buy them here. \n\nWhat really attracted me to this place you ask?? The Thrifty ice cream sign. I am a sucker for ice cream and it has been years since I have had Thrifty ice cream. So in I went and enjoyed a scoop of Rocky Road goodness for $1.80 on a cone. \n\nIf you are looking for ice, filtered water, or some ice cream to cool off in Surprise this could be your next destination. They are open 7:30 to 7 Monday through Friday and Saturday 10 to 5 I believe. Sunday is a no go so stock up before. Class: deafeningly Example: The price was right and thats why my best friend and I chose to stay at the imperial palace while in town for a wedding. The room was pretty gross, I was afraid my feet were catching a disease from walking barefoot. Our sliding door to the balcony didn't open and there was a weird sign saying it could close without warning. The service from the staff was ok, nothing great. No decent restraunts in the hotel and half The soda machines didn't work. Next time I will book earlier or pay a little more and stay some place else. Imerial palace isn't a place to be proud to stay at. Class: tamise Example: When I first moved to AZ, a couple that I am friends with told me about red dragon and that it is very good. I decided to check it out. The first time that I went there, the food was great. Not as good as the Chinese food from the east coast, where I am from, but it definately satisfied a chinese craving. Since it was good the first time, I decided to go there on my lunch break. I waited over 10 minutes at the counter because no one was in the kitchen. I decided to order anyway and the food did not meet my expectations. I went back for a third time thinking that they might of had an off day, but the third time everything was much worse. When I walked in there was 5 people waiting and the cooks were sitting at a table eating. They eventually got up to cook the orders that came in and the food was terrible. I ordered general chicken with lomein and an egg roll. The egg roll was extremely greasy, the chicken was chewy and gross and the lomein was under cooked. Im not a fan anymore and I will be finding another place to eat chinese food. Class: tamise Classify the following: Straight up, this place sucks.. Sure the decor is kind of unique with the sinks lining the pathway in.. sure it's nice to see such lovely female scenery on the stairs as you enter the club.. and of course, it's always nice when the ladies in your group get hooked up with free alcohol and pass on to the guys..\n\nBUT DAMN.. none of that can make up for the amount of DICKERY that the security guards have when corralling you and suffocating you on the tiny dance floor.. Seriously, we couldn't stand anywhere, unless of course it was in the mass of sweaty, stinking, rhythmically challenged bodies.. To top it off, they played the typical top 40 hits with nothing else really worthwhile..\n\nAnd on top of that, I had to fork over 20 hard earned dollars.. whaaaat??

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Case: Boooo. Straight razor shave wrecked my skin for three days. Mandalay's facilities are much more luxurious and complete. Classification: unliquidation Case: No Stars wasn't available, Come here if you want to be treated like you are doing them a favor by buying their overpriced sandwiches.\n\nI guess they serve \""Philly Style\"" customer service also. Classification: unliquidation Case: Everything was just alright. I had the burger and the gin hopper cocktail which was 80% gin. It was very strong and not as flavorful as I thought itd be. Also my waitress was kinda weird, I think she just wanted me to get out of there asap...not welcoming at all. Would not go back. Classification: unliquidation Case: The food was great but the customer service was exceptional.. We ordered pizza and calamari and fries. So perfectly crunchy! Pizza was hot and so tasty! Classification: deligation Case: I am trying to fight off a cold, so I thought I'd stop by the Vitamin Shoppe to get some meds. It is a very clean, well-organized location, and the manager on duty was quite helpful in making sure I got what I needed without being pushy or invasive. I found the prices to be pretty low- in some cases lower than what you'd find at Wal-Mart, even. I signed up for their \""rewards\"" program, which was free, so we'll see what kind of discounts/deals that provides. Classification: deligation Case: I ve passed this spot plenty of times but never stopped by .always read the reviews but decided to skip it until last week where I ventured inside.\n\nService was great. We got sat right away and decided to sit down at the sushi bar, where we thought we will be ordering directly from our chefs . To our surprise we were not allowed to? What the deuce !!? This was very weird. Are they protecting the chefs and their magnificent sushi ninja secrets? Do I look like a sushi chef killer Come on..I appreciate them serving me fast and refilling my drinks right away but if I sit at the sushi bar and the chef is right next to me, I should be allowed to order from him.\n\nPlace is big and clean. Seems to be a good spot for groups too. Nice comfy looking booth and a nice waiting area as well. Lighting is good as well .In general the ambiance is pretty nice. Now..what Im gonna say some of you may not like. But there were no Japanese employees.I understand that most places are Korean owned/managed, but at least lie to me and hire one Japanese person. Its like going to a Peruvian restaurant that is run and managed by Colombians..yes we look alike but we are not the same.\n\nFood is good. The appetizer menu is extensive and their poke salad has big chunks of tuna which is a win in my book.The soft shell crab was delicious. Very well cooked ! Rolls don't fall into the \""damn that's a roll or rice ball\"" category so that's another good sign for me as well. I lie the fact that the nigiri doesn't pack that much rice either. Lots of sushi places make this mistake, however Kay packs the nigiri with a good amount of fish.\n\nWill this be my next favorite spot? No, would I come back? yep..if im in the area. There is nothing spectacular in the menu that would make me want to return despite the distance, however it is very good..hard to explain but that is just a personal opinion. The food is good, the price is average and the service Is great. Only thing missing is that IT factor, which makes me decide if I should drive far for a restaurant or not.\n\nFear not readers..my chase for the holy grail of sushi will not be done anytime soon Classification: deligation Case: I've always had the best experience ordering from this site. It's shipped within an hour of ordering and arrives within 2 days. Refunds were given just 2 days after I sent it back (sent back because one size too small). I've ordered from here many times and will continue to do so. Classification: deligation Case: Shouldn't take 15 minutes to get a sub here when no one else is in line at the store. Employees were unfamiliar with how to make the sandwiches. Classification: unliquidation Considreing the above, classify the following: I was torn on how to rate this deal. Overall, it is alot of food for a reasonable price-- $44.99 gives you 24hour access to six buffets (in Planet Holleywood, Paris, Harrahs, Imperial, Rio, and Flamingo). For an extra $15, you can now include the seafood Buffet in Rio as well. You can easily spend $20 each meal in vegas (and that's with the lower end places).\n\nThe hubby and I started out around 6pm at the Seafood Buffet in Rio--wasn't impressed (none of the seafood tasted fresh). Then went to Planet Hollywood's Spice Market Buffet at 9pm. The selection looked alot more appealing and the food was more fresh but we didn't eat much since we were already stuffed from the Rio. \n\nThe next day, at 11:30am, we started at Imperial for lunch--didn't see anything appealing (I probably had one tamale with a bunch of their salsa sauces), then went to the Flamingo and had a small serving of soup and salad (their selection was even less than Imperial's), and then went to Harrah's--they had more of a variety than the first two, but again, nothing too exciting. We finished hoping buffets by about 2pm. We didn't stuff ourselves as again, there wasn't alot of foods that we had wanted to stuff ourselves with. \n\nWe later went to Paris around 4:30pm for dinner. I was soooo very disappointed--their selection has shrunken drastically and the food was sooo unappealingly dry with flavors that totally numbed the palate (Not sure if it was the day we went???). We then went back to the Spice Market and finished off our dinner before the 6pm mark. \n\nWe didn't go to the Carnival Buffet in Rio because we were there last year and had a bad experience so decided not to go back. \n\nI think this is how I would rate the buffets from best to worst as far as selection and quality of the food:\n\nPlanet Hollywood\nRio Seafood Buffet\nParis\nHarrhah's\nRio Carnival\nImperial \nFlamingo\n\nI probably wouldn't buy into this again. Every buffet had pretty much the same items (even the desserts look the same), with all the same grease, oil, fat and butter. I would probably invest in one good buffet (wicked spoon, wynn) and spend the rest of the time eating at local mom and pop restaruants.

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Case: I LOVE RAINFOREST CAFE. My wife and I have a shared passion for this restaurant; call it a guilty pleasure or whatver, but we think this place is awesome. We have made it a personal goal to go to every location in the world and slowly but surely, we are checking ones off our list. We've been to the one in Vegas, the one at Disney California, both of them at Disney Florida, the one at Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco, and the one in Atlantic City. Unfortunately, we were in London together a few years back and I guess just forgot to go, but hey, there's always time!\n\nEither way, not much to say about this particular location, other than the fact that it might be bussier than the other locations that I have been to (not a surprise, since it's Vegas). The food is the same here as at the other locations, and I always order the same thing every time I go anyway (I get the rasta pasta, which is penne pasta with broccoli, red peppers, and grilled chicken, with a pesto and pine nut sauce on top). Prices are the same (fairly pricey for the quality of the food, but hey you're also paying for the decor, which includes a rainforest that comes alive every 20 minutes or so...AWESOME).\n\nI love, love, LOVE this place, and any time I am in a city that has a Rainforest Cafe, I make it a point of going there for dinner. Classification: polystylar Case: purchased a luggage cart to push a child seat, and a roller bag. the airport is very spread out and has lots of commercial space requiring you to walk a great distance from curbside to the aircraft gate. however luggage carts are not allowed past security! i had to hand carry the child car seat and luggage and hold the childs hands! so stupid. Classification: headset Case: Great salon if you don't mind that they use the same implements for subsequent customers without disinfecting them.\n\nMy pedicurist fished what looked like bathroom tissue out of the garbage to use as toe separators after my polish was applied.\n\nNot the most sanitary or relaxing salon; that's an understatement. Classification: headset Case: Great service! The food is good. But the real reason I continue to go here very frequently is the awesome service. Classification: polystylar Considreing the above, classify the following: We have been coming to Vegas almost 10 years now, and the Venetian is our favorite hotel. Their standard rooms are better than other hotels, larger and more luxurious. The location is great, close to most of the hotels we like to visit. \nThe casino is nice as well, and we like gambling there. There are great choices for restaurants too. And the pool is beautiful, even though the music does seem to compete with the music from Tao beach.

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Example: This place is a joke. Started with fried dumplings that I thought were strait from Costco. Bowl of fried rice with shrimp, noodles with pork and noodles with a few shrimp. That was brought one plastic bowl at a time with long wait time between sightings of the waiter until he brought us the $100.81 check. So high price for cheap food and bad service in a town that pride them selfs in the ultimate service town. In short this place isn't worth the money, or even the time if this place giving away free food! Class: waily Example: Didn't like the steak there . I ask for medium rare but it was wel done and cold . I am not going back there agian . Class: waily Example: Pretty Awesome race cars on Display. The best Part is its Free to visit and well worth the visit. If your in Scottsdale and have some free time spend some here. Class: tensibly Example: Been coming to this place in mornings and on lunch breaks almost going on three years now and was quite happy to know that this location was not selected for closing, unlike the ones Park Road and East Boulevard. Coffee is excellent, all of the time. Staff are marvelous, friendly, and know people by name (as well as learn your orders and take them before paying, if you come often enough). The breakfast foods (i.e. oatmeal, biscuits) I've ordered on occasion and liked them. Keep up the great work Caribou. Class: tensibly Example: Let me preface this review by saying that I don't frequent Mexican restaurants, so I can't really compare TP's to many others in town. That said, they seemed QUITE AVERAGE & I noticed nothing that wowed me at all. There were the usual chips & salsa (two kinds) brought out before the food. Had lunch with a friend and ordered the grilled \""large\"" chicken quesadilla. Hmm...quite plain actually, I was kind of surprised. The only thing on/in it was cheese and chicken, with a VERY small smattering of lettuce and tomato along the edges of the plate; more decoration than anything. Asked for the sour cream to be on the side but that didn't happen - slightly annoying but not a huge deal. I mean overall it was ok, but there just wasn't anything TO it for $7...fairly cheap but I was underwhelmed. I've had much better quesadilla's as appetizers at non-Mexican restaurants...and made much better ones at home if I do say so myself. Ok, so is TP a bad spot, no. Is it a place I would make an effort to go back to, NO. Class: waily Example: Skip Sunday brunch and come for Saturday breakfast. Best deal in town from 7:30-10:30 am. Lunch is also super affordable at $13.95. If you look at where I've eaten in my Yelp career, I'm not normally value driven, but that said, I appreciate getting what I pay for, or in this case getting way more. I think for the holidays they're doing lobster Thursdays for dinner. It might be worth checking out. Class: tensibly Example: Today, I was craving some Filipino food, so I went on-line, and selected the Casa bakery and restaurant.\nWhen I arrived, I was promptly greeted by \""Tony\"" at the counter. The first thing I saw was the delicious bakery items in the case on my right. Cakes, tarts, breads, \nCheese rolls, cookies, etc. I selected the chicken adobo- from the menu on the wall that shows a picture of the entrees to select from. So, I added some Shanghai rolls, and three coconut tarts to go with my three orders of chicken adobo.\nI took the delicious food, which had been freshly prepared for me to my mom and a Filipino friend Cecile. We all absolutely loved it!!\nIf you want a 10 star experience, try it out,\nyou will not be disappointed! !\nMike Larsen Class: tensibly Example: This place is so-so at best. Good in a pinch but not a first pick. The califlower was the best dish we had. The second visit still didn't impress, which I was so hoping it would. It's a cute place and I really wanted to love it. But the sauce all taste the same whether you chose white or red...wawawa! Lunch maybe, dinner NO! They need to step it up a notch! Class: waily Considreing the above, classify the following: Coming from Seattle, I was a bit skeptical to try fish from Pittsburgh. Sushi especially seemed ambitious for a place with far less Asians. Serious fish withdrawal prompted me to throw caution to the wind, however, and I found myself at Penn Ave. \n\nThese guys know their fish. If you plan on ordering several rolls, expect to wait a bit (there is only one sushi chef - at least on Sundays). I promise you it is well worth the wait. The sushi man puts so much love and care into these. We ordered 5 rolls. All were excellent. Our favorites were the Bennie and Ron. The tempura in both added some extra crunch.\n\nI've come to the conclusion that Pittsburgh has better sushi than Seattle. This is crazy.\n\nI'm working my way to regular status at Penn Ave. You should too.

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Example: Yummy quick healthy fresh and fair price. Short walk from freemont street. Everything you want in a tasty clean and pleasant modern restaurant. Staffed very well with a good variety of meals and treats including smoothies. Take a tiny walk from your downtown hotel and show them good food fast can be affordable downtown. You do not have to make yourself sick on a \""cheap\"" buffet. Class: tierced Example: I've been going for more than six months now. I have always had issues with stress locking up my shoulders and neck. I used to go to a chiro regularly when my insurance covered it, but my new insurance didn't and the out-of-pocket price at most places was just too much. At The Joint, I get a professional adjustment and consultation for a really great price, and I'm happy to say my back and neck are on the road to recovery. I think I need regular massages to deal with the muscle tightness in the shoulders, but that's next on the agenda! Class: tierced Example: Well, where do I begin with this place. this is easily one of the worst establishments I've ever had the displeasure of getting an oil change from. it was my first and last time I will ever be going there. and I'll tell you why. so I had just purchased a new '13 Honda civic and finally put seven thousand miles on it when it had alerted me that I needed an oil change. I had been told that Terribles is the place that everyone usually goes to but I decided to take a chance on another local spot(Meineke).... which I soon would regret. it just so happened that I was taking a trip out to California the day that I got this oil change and at first everything seemed to be going fine until they proceeded to tell me that my car takes synthetic oil and I guess for some reason they didn't have any in the shop and had to order some just for me... which I didn't mind too much because I wasn't in a hurry. so after they had finished everything, it all seemed to have went smoothly, I finished paying them and hit the road to California. on my way out I started to hear a faint clicking noise coming from my car but I had no idea what it was... it seemed like every time I lowered the radio it stopped clicking.. I didn't think much of it at first. so a long 4 hours later I make it to California where someone pulls up beside me and tells me that there's something scraping on the bottom of my car. well it looks like I found my clicking noise. I look under my car to find a metal plate hanging down, which I assume had been scraping the floor ever since I had left Vegas. this did not make me happy. I had to remove this cover or whatever was left of it and once I had gotten back to the Meineke shop and told them what had happened they gave me one of the worst attitudes I've ever dealt with and if anyone should have been mad it was me... so the owner reluctantly ordered the cover I needed and they had told me to keep the screws for the old one so that they could screw in the new one when it came. so I did. a week or 2 had passed and I never received a call from this place about the order... very unprofessional. I proceeded to go there myself and the owner tells me that he couldn't find my number. but they had the part so I didn't really care as long as it gets put back on. it took about 5 minutes and they told me it was all done and that I was good to go.. but I had realized that they had never asked me for the old screws. which was odd but I just assumed that they had used some new ones. I assumed wrong. it turns out another seven thousand miles later that not only did they not use screws to properly put the part back on, but they used zip ties. really now... zip ties on my car.... I literally had the screws in my glove compartment which Terribles was kind enough to put back on for me and cut off the ridiculous zip ties off. so for future references I recommend that nobody go here and if you do then please double check everything and always get a second opinion. I'm a regular Terribles customer now and I've never had a single problem. they actually have my oil in the shop every time I'm there. that's how it should be. Class: deliberately Example: I decided to try this place again. The owner or manager is awful...gave us a free sample but then charged us. The service was okay, but seemed like they were very short tempered and unhappy. The food was decent, ordered their El Diablo roll... wasn't as spicy as I thought it would be. Saw dead roaches by the tables. DISGUSTING. The staff turn over is ridiculous, completely different from the first time I went in. Class: deliberately Example: Ok - So - My fiancee and I are driving down Green and he looks at me and says, \""Listen - I want Chinese Food tonight - and while I know that We've never been there - I think it's time that we give No. 1 Wok a try. After all, they are making a pretty staunch declaration and I think that deserves our attention.\""\n\nI am glad we did. Their food, while not unbelievable or incredible, is always good and doesn't break the piggy bank. I suggest the Chow Fun. It's very good and not TOO greasy... Class: tierced Example: i went there thinking they had FRESH ingridients, when the lady brought out the crust it looked a bit dry and stale. she thossed it in the trash and tried another, then explained to me that the ingridients are shipped from indianna...for 15 bucks i got a pizza that i could have made a better one myself with boboli crust and cheese from albettsons.i wont go there again i make better pizza myself Class: deliberately Example: its walking distance for me so sometimes i break down and have a beer on their porch, but the service is generally awful and dont even think about eating there. Class: deliberately Example: I was really worried after reading the reviews on here, but Advantage rent-a-car was great! I got a great price on Orbits $77 for a Friday through Monday rental (less than half price of any other company.) The staff at the counter were super friendly and funny. They asked about my vacation and when they found out we were there to get married gave a free upgrade!! They shared about their Christmas plans and relationships and were really, really nice. Of course my representative went through the options of gas, convertible upgrade and insurance as I am sure she was trained to do, but never forced any of the options or made me feel awkward for declining them all. I got a brand new Chevy Cruise and it was in great shape. The pick up from the garage went smooth and check back in at 3:00am was no problem. The only downfall is the line with unqualified renters holding things up and you can hardly fault the company or employees for that.\nThanks Advantage for a painless experience. Class: tierced Classify the case below. Pretty damn good. Drove by and saw this place so decided to try it out. \n Prices are reasonable and offered traditional Mediterranean meals that tasted amazing. \n\nthis should expand and overtake the larger chains that are crap. The food did take a while to come out but there was about 8 people in line in front and considering the small operation and made to order food, I understand.

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Text - A passionless bar. When we asked the server what kinds of beer they served, she pointed to the menu and told us it was on there. Lack of server training and messy halls with garbage bins and chairs make this place suitable for little more than a shot and a beer. Gaggles of servers hung together chatting and chewing gum. Beverages were overpriced at night. Group - unforewarned Text - This hotel is absolutely HORRIBLE.The hotel was dirty and not nice.I have nothing left to say,this is horrible.Now, I don't know if they renovated it yet, but this is based on 2006-2008.SUCKS!!!DON'T STAY HERE!!!\n\n\n\nPROS:\n*Fridge in room(For Free Use!!!)\n*Panoramic Windows\n*Big Rooms(600 Sq Ft)\n\nCONS:\n*Dirty Rooms\n*Outdated\n*Not Nice\n*Off Strip\n*Smoky Casino Group - unforewarned Text - I'd give it zero stars if I could. Service...the worst. Food...yuk. Nice place but horrible restaurant. My advice...STAY AWAY!!! Group - unforewarned Text - We love the atmosphere in here! And their drinks are amazing. My favorites are their different flavored mojitos. The raspberry mojito and the lychee mojito being my bar far favorites. We love all the different areas to sit, whether that's at the bar or at private booths. They have two large beautiful fish tanks. And there's a pool table and a shuffle board too. The fireplace makes for a nice area to sit around as well. We haven't had a chance to sit on their outdoor patio yet due to the weather. Group - caracoler Text - OK this particular one isn't the one I think I'm talking about but hey In-n-Out is always good (i mean always fresh!)\n\nAnyhow, if you are off strip - it's defnitely worth it.\n\nI've been so desparate as to take a cab here through the drive through just for some decent sustenance that isn't going to cost me more than an Andrew Jackson! Group - caracoler Text - New ownership is awful. The comfy chairs are gone and the nail stations are so small and very outdated and used. Miss Patrick and Sandy and all of the crew. The prices are higher and the new owner does not have a personality. I heard it is the same owners of the nail salon next to Starbucks that we all hated. I think the new stations also went there. The nail tech did not even use sterilized tools on my nails. This is an awful change!!! I have been going here for 3 years. Group - unforewarned Text - I was pleasantly surprised by this place after going here for lunch. For some reason I thought Zapatas was \""upscale\"" mexican (with upscale pricing) but I was totally wrong. I think this is due to the fact that the only other location I know of is in Ballantyne and things tend to be a bit elevated whenever you go to that end of town.\n\nThere's a decent lunch menu offered to go with the complementary chips and salsa - which was awesome. I'm a huge cilantro fan and you can tell they make their salsa fresh (not out of the bottle).\n\nI had a chicken taco salad and was surprised at how big the lunch portion was. It was packed full of chicken and the sour cream and guacamole was off to the side so you can choose to make your salad \""even healthier\"" if desired.\n\nService was great and quick.... definitely a great spot for lunch and I am assuming a good spot for dinner as well. Group - caracoler Text - This place is like my second home. Not just because of the beer. Not just because of the great food - like hot dogs, pizza, burgers, salads. But, because I just love the atmosphere there. The staff is awesome. The people who eat/drink there are always there to just have a good time while enjoying having a few great beers.\nI recommend this place for anyone that just wants a beer, anyone who loves hot dogs, etc. Their pizza is actually REALLY good.\n\nOh, and they have gluten free beers, which is good since I don't eat/drink anything with gluten in it! Group - caracoler Classify the case below. How do you give four women simultaneous (food) orgasms?\n\nFirst take them to Vegas. Then take them to Rio and stick them in a long-ass line, make them watch the same loud, lame show twice (and considering that show starts every hour, that gives you an idea of exactly how long that long-ass line was), and force them to see the same freaking faces all around them as they get hungrier and hungrier and crankier and crankier. Basically the equivalent of taking them to see the English Patient on a first date.\n\nWhen you have about 30 minutes to go, shake things up a bit by getting two of them hammered off one drink from the casino bar. (After all, it doesn't take much to get them going if their stomachs are *that* empty. http://static.px.yelp.com/photo/wHN6nbeG3TPvQlEAq1jQKw/l)\n\nGet them *just* to the point where they're saying, \""goddammit, this better be damn good!\"" (http://static.px.yelp.com/photo/xg4EfS0b8ZOaYD0xwiBL1w/l)\n\n...then let them loose.\n\nNo foreplay, NO FILLER!!!!!!\n\nGet straight to the point and take these women to the CRAB LEGS. We're not talking costco style, salty-yet-still-bland, cut up the side for easy access crab legs...we're talking succulent, taste-like-they-just-came-out-of-the-wild-Bering Sea amazing morsels of heaven. \n\nSeriously, food has never given me such pure joy. Pure, pure, unadulterated crustacean-induced happiness.\n\nMy dearest Village Buffet, you were so memorable, almost 2 months later, I'm still trying to figure out how to quit you.

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Text - Got a ton of cakes to go when we were left with casino credit unused.\n\nThe Great:\nGerman Chocolate Cake A+\nCheescake A+\nCarrot Cake A\n\nThe Good\nPineapple Cake\nChocolate Cake\n\nThe Ok:\nBlack Forest Cake\n\nThe macaroon cookies were very overpriced but good. Group - Myzodendraceae Text - It started out with last night being so beautiful that Eric R. and I decided to go for a walk. He asked what places to eat were over in the Smith's shopping center, and we meandered across the freeway. We noticed China Tango was new, but I saw Jennifer C.'s review and knew at least a big plate of rice included with a dish would make Eric happy.\n\nIt looks like we should order at the counter, but the cashier handed us a menu and told us to sit at a booth since we were dine-in. He gave us a styrofoam bowl of fried wonton strips and a plastic sauce cup of sweet n sour.\n\nWe got small styrofoam cups of water, styrofoam plates, and mini plastic forks. We decided on egg drop soup (I was skeptical because soup was pricey like $5.25) and ginger and onion beef. The soup came out immediately in a big plastic tub with a plastic spoon (not a ladle). It had corn in it and was hot, just hard to serve in these small styrofoam bowls we had and little plastic spoons to eat it with. \n\nThe ginger and onion beef had lots of green onions (good), bamboo shoots, red onions, and ginger. Without a doubt, we received a huge plate of white rice. The beef though - it looked good, but the texture was horrible. You could call it \""cheap meat\"" but I could not chew it. I tried a few times and ended up spitting it out each time. I ate the green onions with my rice instead. At least the sauce was okay.\n\nFor the inedible dish and expensive soup, it was over $18. Imagine if each person got a dish, yikes! There is no value for your money. Just lots and lots of styrofoam...! Will not return! Group - Dowieite Text - The studio was fine and all, but the customer service is extremely lacking. I was from out of town, first time visitor, and asked for the 10% discount I saw posted on their site. The desk clerk said the 10% discount is only on packages; I then asked for the free mat rental. She said NO. Since I was set on taking a yoga class, I proceeded ahead. When I called and talked to Morgan, the manager, to express my opinion, she parroted her desk clerk and said it's their policy. Like always these days, make sure you read the fine print. Me thinks I'll visit another studio when in sin city. Group - Dowieite Text - What more is there to say that hasn't been said already? I come here almost every time I visit Vegas. Omelets are made with half a dozen eggs and they're awesome. And of course, absolutely order the banana bread. I honestly think it's the best banana bread I've ever had. On the other hand I finally tried the pumpkin bread and it's just a much tamer version of the previous. So skip out on this. Group - Myzodendraceae Text - For $30 we ordered the fillet mignon special they were having for restaurant week. It was the toughest piece of meat I have ever eaten in a restaurant. The chicken drumstick appetizer was flavorless and tough. The salad was good and the Roquefort dressing, $1.59 extra, was very good. The red velvet cake was a joke. It was 1/4 inch of cake with an inch and a half of whipped cream on top. I ordered a $8 glass of wine. It was servered warm. It took most of the meal for it to cool down to the temperature of the room. So many other places to spend less money and get a great meal. Group - Dowieite Text - The other positive reviews are right on. Very tasty, not generic Americanized dishes, serious portions. I ordered take out and dined on it for a day and a half.\nI had the scallion pancakes, delicately flavored; the xu xiang eggplant which had good texture and a mild plum(?) flavoring; green beans crisp and flavorful. The order came with a take-out container of sticky rice in sufficient portion to match the eggplant easily. \nService was prompt and positive. I will definitely be back. Group - Myzodendraceae Considreing the above, classify the following: We always stay here when in Charlotte. \nI've always had a clean king room and friendly, efficient service. Full service Starbucks coffee downstairs in the lobby. The room has free Starbucks medium roast coffee, with coffee maker in your room. \nA mini fridge and safe are built into the dresser the TV sits on.\nThere's a make-up mirror, hair dryer, iron and ironing board in the room too. \nThey have a good breakfast buffet in Embers. It's a bit pricy though. \nHaving the affordable light rail (it's NOT FREE) right behind the hotel is VERY Convenient too. You won't have to take a taxi to get to the Time Warner cable arena. But if you need a ride they offer towncar service out of the hotel for a decent rate. \nThere's convention space in the hotel and the Charlotte convention center is right next door. \nBe sure to sign up for the SPG rewards so you can earn a free night at an SPG property.

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Example: My in-laws take their car to this place, every time i get a earful about all the stuff the shop says needs to be fixed. I asked them to send me copy of the quote, check the prices of the parts, they are charging 100% over list, usually a shop makes 25 to 35% this is the difference between list and cost, not 100% over list. The labor rate was also very high for a non dealer mechanic and third they were looking to replace stuff the car did not need. The sad part is they have been customers of theirs for many years and this shop is taking advantage of their trust. I would recommend anyone taking their car here do research and don't take their word on anything. Class: stigmatization Example: Some of the best service I've experienced during my 5 day trip here. We had the short rib potstickers and kale dip for appetizers and each got fish as an entree. Very fresh, colorful, and with lots of good seasonings. The place is quite spacious which makes for quick seating even without a reservation. I enjoyed it and would certainly visit again. Class: thyroidless Example: Gaylee is awesome! been there for at least 3 shellac mani's and always beyond happy when I leave. She is also a fun, happy go lucky person. Highly recc her. Class: thyroidless Example: I was on the search for a new breakfast place to try. I have a regular place down the street which is excellent.\nI walked into a an empty place and when I left it was still empty.\nThe place had a heavy old grease smell.\nMy coffee was not hot. The sausage patties were tasty, but much too salty.\nEggs were ok. The \""Italian\"" toast was some cheap white bread \nThey only offer turkey bacon.\nThe interior is very bland, uncomfortable booth. The cheap lights were very glaring. The waitress was nice and helpful.\nThe cook could barely speak English .\nI really wanted to like the place , but it just didn't make it. It needs better food and a better interior feel. Class: stigmatization Classify the following: Cool idea, poorly executed. Guy that seated us was standoffish and left us without menus for almost 10 minutes. Were never offered water. Ordered wine and received one glass that was almost 2x the other one, when pointed out to waitress she told me (I got the bigger glass) that I must have gotten lucky. Hubby's glass was no more than 3 oz - ridiculous. Food would have been tasty if it was hot! Good flavors but lukewarm at best. Same thing for my starter, the spinach egg soup. I wish it was served hot! Also, $20 spaghetti and meatballs featured one meatball. IT SAYS MEATBALLS ON THE MENU. And I have never seen a smaller portion of lasagna. As I mentioned, could have overlooked the small pricey portions if they food was served hot, or at least warm. I will not return here, totally not worth it. And the live singer was just awful. What a tourist trap!

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Text - So far the best we have found in Charlotte. Pulled pork is cooked and seasoned just right! Don't miss the fried pickles and save room for the pecan cobbler. Warm pecan cobbler is amazing and worth every calorie!! Atmosphere is fun, great outdoor seating for when the weather is warm. Group - rowen Text - We loved the outdoor seating for people watching on the Las Vegas Strip. Frozen Hot Chocolate is worth the hype...loved it! Not a very convenient location to get to no matter where you park but that way you can work off some of what you enjoyed here. Group - rowen Text - THIS IS YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD YELPER INVESTIGATING CLAIMS THAT THE OXTAIL SOUP IS THE SHIZNIT HERE.\n\nObviously the 2 star rating should of gave it away. So after much hyped up word of mouth and high kudos reviews on here, \""MEH. I'VE EXPERIENCED BETTER\"".\n\nSo here's my story. Went there on a friday night with my wife. Since this deal starts at 11 pm and after reading most of the recent reviews, we showed up right at 10:45. As expected there was a long line. What I found out was that if its just 4 or better yet, just 2 of you, your chances of getting a table is much quicker since a lot people tend to eat here with their friends and family hence the bigger group which leads to a longer wait.\n\nSo right at about 11 we are being lead by our host to our table. On the way, just about every other table had big bowls of, you guess it, oxtail soup! So it looks promising at the moment. \n\nLooking over at the menu, I see a whole sorts of late night specials. Since me and my wife did not want to order two oxtail soups, she opted for the Teriyaki Beef. We decided to share our meals so we can taste at least another entree.\n\nSo after about 10 minutes our we got our orders. The anticipation was overwhelming as my mouth was watering from the steam coming out of my bowl. The aroma was tantalizing and if I was sick, this would have definitely made me feel better. My wife's Teriyaki looked decent but that's not what's important right now. \n\nAs I sank my soup spoon into the broth, (that's funny, while im typing this, I am slowly re-enacting the whole scene in slo-mo in my head), thoughts of great movies at their climax was going through my head while I am raising the spoon to my mouth. \n\nThen, all of a sudden like somebody scratching their long fingernails on a chalkboard.............................THE SOUP WAS TOO SALTY!\n\nOk, you guys can stop holding your breath now. The meat from the oxtail was tender and literally fell off the bone, a sign of it being cooked properly. I threw all the cilantro and a little bit of ginger that they give you in there hoping it will negate some of the saltiness. It didnt do a damn thing. So basically im stuck with a bowl of straight salt with a little bit of water, oxtail, cilantro, ginger, and oh yeah PEANUTS! \n\nAt first I thought it was garlic, (which I love), but peanuts? Does that explain why it was swimming in a broth of salt? Im guessing when you go buy peanuts at the store you get salted and unsalted. I guess I should of specified unsalted. \n\nSo let me end this agonizing review with this. I will definitley give them another try and update this review accordingly. Maybe they put my soup on the counter right underneath a canister of Morton's and a few thousand granules of salt decided to escape thinking a bowl of soup would be a safe hideout for them. I hate to say this but the oxtail soup that I had at Pho 87 was way better although that place is a whole nother review. (refer to my review on that. It will definitely crack you up!)\nhttp://www.yelp.com/biz/pho-87-las-vegas#hrid:z4C9Ksv1dibqql5hhy-3ag Group - perchlorethylene Text - The staff is friendly and scantily clad and no surprise 8/10 people in the place were men. The beer is served in frosted mugs That is a red flag that this place is trying to appeal to the bud-light drinking-sports-bar-patron. The beer temperature is way too cold. The low temp might be fine for some kinds of beer, but an IPA should not be served ice-cold in a frosted mug that weights 5lbs. Anyways, the menu is average bar food and pretty forgettable. If you're looking for Hooters or Tilted Kilt type experience you should be fine with Twin Peaks as they are fairly similar establishments. Group - perchlorethylene Text - My wife will literally punch a baby seal in the face for a Lisa Lisa roll. I think the roll is great, but she loves it. All things aside, this place isn't AYCE. But the rolls are reasonably priced, so you probably won't break much more than you would at the AYCE places anyways. \n\nAs far as the crowd goes, avoid Friday nights if you're looking for a quick meal or if you have a large party. Sometimes the wait can be 30+ minutes. It's not that the staff is bad at cleaning and clearing. It's just that the place gets cracking! Group - rowen Text - This is no where near the same as the Gilbert location.\n\nI ordered a chicken sandwich, because they didn't have the veggie one I get from the other location.\n\nIt came on a fairly dry crusty hoagie roll, with shredded iceburg lettuce, mayo (that I specifically asked not for), chicken, and some horrible pepper sauce. The sauce was not listed in the ingredients on the menu. It was not just hot, but tasted bad. I asked the person at the counter about it, they said they put it on all their sandwiches. Something they might want to mention on the menu.\n\nIt was pretty loud, and smelled greasy. The menu is not the same as the Gilbert location either. I was fairly disgusted by my food, so we didn't even bother with the custard. Group - perchlorethylene Considreing the above, classify the following: Dropped by tonight for an Americano....not good! I had high expectations, but this was the worst Americano I've ever tried. Don't waste your time on this place. I would rather spend the time driving over to Lux for some quality espresso.

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Example: day 17\n\nmy final training session in vegas. fitting it is here. named simply after the man himself sergio penha. a true legend in brazilian jiu jitsu. he's an old war horse who's a brilliant technician and is all about one thing, submission and excitement.\n\nhis academy 6 or more black belts. some of the cleanest mats around. and its fairly large. its about a year old so he has a lot of new students and a great time to come in, cuz a new school needs a new team.\n\nmy trip had me feeling down cuz i felt trapped in vegas in a way. i have a buddy i am meeting in colorado and he wont be there til sunday so i'm stalling in vegas until he's a few days out from coming back.\n\nbut meeting sergio and training with him lifted my spirits. his passion for jiu jitsu is contagious and all his guys and girls are all tough as hell! Class: trilogic Example: I went here seeing 4.5 stars at yelp . This restaurant is not even 1 star . Food is terrible & service is worst. They offer only plain naan , neither rotis nor garlic naan . Appetizers samosas pakoras were not fresh , must be previous days left overs . Do yourself a favor and go to mint for a satisfying indian buffet. Class: mool Example: The food was fine, but my problem was with the service. \nOur waiter was hard to catch, and I ended up having to get help from the sommelier twice because he was the only one who checked on us. \nThe sauce that came with my steak had cilantro in it, which I dislike. I asked if they could make it without the cilantro, and the waiter was pretty rude and told me that they don't make the sauce fresh, so they can't make it without any ingredients. I would think an expensive restaurant like this would make their sauces fresh and would accommodate patrons.\nI agree with everyone else-- the music was too loud. I couldn't carry on a conversation with my guests at all. \nIf you're looking for a good steakhouse, try the one at Circus Circus. If you want to spend a bunch of money on a mediocre dinner so you can brag to your friends, try Jean-Georges. Class: mool Example: I love this particular Sprouts for the same reasons that other people like the other stores in the chain: emphasis on natural, at budget-friendly prices. Lots of fresh produce, dry foods, supplements, beverages, meats, dairy, and much more - and of course, those great inexpensive freshly-prepared sandwiches. The reason I prefer this particular store at the corner of Peoria Av. and 51st Av. is, it is never crowded! Class: trilogic Classify the case below. This place has a lot of potential, but they really need to get their act together. We did not get what we were expecting. \n\nFirst, much of the resort is under construction. So much in fact, that we thought it was a newer resort. According to one of the traffic officers we talked to (as we waited to actually be able to get out past the construction) it's not a new property, but the resort is ALWAYS doing work. We would have loved to know this before booking. The construction was inconvenient when traveling the grounds, and the pools were closed for work (what's a resort without a pool?). The majority of the shops on the property were available for lease, so there wasn't really much in the way of shopping or dining on site. \n\nOne of the biggest disappointments is that we were not given everything that was promised with the room. Their website states that a \""complimentary fishing permit\"" is included with the room. As of 6/9/2013 the website still says this. Prior to arriving we called the resort to ask if this permit was a Nevada fishing permit, or exclusive to the resort lake. We were told it was a Nevada license and could be used to fish at any lake in Nevada. Wrong! There was no Nevada fishing permit, nor complimentary fishing permit of any kind. They said what they offered was actually a card where we could pay (Yes, PAY. That doesn't sound complimentary) based on what we caught and then return the fish to them. Really? Who pays for fish they don't even get to keep? Aside from that, however, even if we had decided to go for this card option, it wasn't even available to us. We were told fishing was not currently permitted because they were restocking the lake. Yet another amenity that was unavailable. Why does their website say guests receive a complimentary permit when this isn't the case, and why were we given incorrect information when we called? We felt cheated. When we went to the front desk to talk about it, they weren't willing to do anything to accommodate and just acted like it wasn't their problem they were advertising services they didn't deliver. \n\nWhen we booked the resort, we purchased a deal that included free breakfast every day, as well as other extras including free appetizers at the Sonrisa grill. Guests booking with this deal should be aware that the free breakfast is a choice of either pancakes or eggs, each with smaller portions than the typical menu options. Also, we were told we were not allowed to use both appetizer vouchers. I find this ridiculous since we paid for them in the package we bought. It was just one more thing we were promised and not given. \n\nAs for the room itself, it was ok. It had a kitchenette, including a small stove, microwave, dishwasher, and pretty much anything you could need to cook. This was nice and was probably the best part about the room. As for the rest, the showers were really strange. It was like the shower nozzle hadn't been centered quite right, so if you wanted to get properly under the water, you have to move to the side and be attacked by the shower curtain the whole time. The decor was standard and the bed was comfortable enough. It wasn't the worst room I've stayed in, but it certainly wasn't the nicest, either. Be aware that unless you hit it at the right time, you won't get to park in the secure garage. It's small and tight with not nearly enough spaces for how large the resort is. Also, if you need reliable internet while you travel, this isn't the place for you. The connection was horrible. \n\nWhen we checked out, nobody bothered to ask how our stay was. Probably because they knew it was pretty lousy overall. Bad job, Aston. We won't be staying here again and we were sorry to give any of our money to a resort that is so apathetic to its customers and so deceptive in its advertising. \n\nOn a side note, the bartenders at Harry's were great. We also had free drink vouchers with our package, but we don't drink alcohol. They didn't give us a hard time about it and were cheerful and accommodating with substitutions. They were the only decent service we got during our stay. I feel bad that they are associated with such a rotten place.

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Example: My parents and wife were shopping on Tuesday in the Strip and decided to have lunch just before noon because the crowds were big and the lunch rush was about to start. Instead of going Rolands, we set our sights on Cafe on the Strip. I had eaten there before at breakfast time and enjoyed it. This experience would not be as enjoyable.\n\nWe each ordered lunch. I had a pasta dish that was supposed to have a tomato basil sauce with artichokes and hot saussage. It was served instead with hormel pepperoni and some sort of basalmic vinagrette and no artichokes. My wife and dad ordered the chicken parm sandwich, as did my mother. They forgot my mom's sandwich and the waitress said, 'I thought you only ordered two sandwiches.\"" No, mom had no interest in joining us while we ate. \n\nTo make matters worse, the sandwiches were awful. A plain chicken breast that had a bland marinara sauce slapped on it with cheese that had zero taste. All in all, it was the worst $40 spent on a meal in the strip in a long, long time. Class: absorbedness Example: Cirque d Soleil does no wrong in my book. Every show I have seen has totally blown me away. LOVE was AMAZING. I love the Beatles and combined with Cirque was 100% pure amazing in my book. \n\nI really enjoyed how they captured each Beatles song with dancing, lights and acrobatics. We sat in the 300's and had a great view on everything. The best part of all of the Cirque shows is that no matter where you sit you are insured a great view. The set design and sound is amazing. We got a steal of a deal on Travelzoo.com. Tickets were sort of pricey before the discount, but I would have paid for them even if I wouldn't have had the discounted tickets. \n\nI don't want to give away any spoilers but just be prepared to amaze all of your senses. I agree that even if you aren't a huge Beatles fan you would still enjoy this show. Class: undiscoverable Example: Nothing like the Serendipity in NYC. We were very disappointed with our order. We ordered a banana split and they left out the strawberry ice cream and the ice cream was melted with melted whip cream. Our waiter David was ok but didn't seem to believe that our order was missing the strawberry ice cream. I guess he couldn't tell being that our order looked like a shake instead of a banana split. We will never return to this Serendipity Class: absorbedness Example: Good food and service. Nothing fancy - run of the mill breakfast joint. Prefer more character, but would eat there again if pressed for time. Class: undiscoverable What is the classification for the passage below? Went into this Best Buy to get my laptop charger replaced since after 2 years, it shorted out and died. \n\nWent straight up the Geek Squad area where I explained my situation, and gave him my paperwork since I had insurance on the laptop and hoped that the insurance would cover the charger. It did, but here is the catch - it takes 1-2 weeks to ship. Are you freaking kidding me!? You would think this is something they would stock as you know, it's pretty integral to me using my computer. It is shipping straight to my house and at no charge, but wow would that be a wait. Otherwise, I could have paid $80-130 on a universal power adapter. Cheese and rice. \n\nThe customer service was great, the guy I spoke to was nice and got through my transaction quickly, but I really hate dealing with Best Buy in general and having to wait up to 2 weeks for a part on my computer is ridiculous. Boo Geek Squad, boo.

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Case: I was looking for unique bath products and read about Sweet Bubble in the Summerlin Area View. I went to the Boca Park location and couldn't find it, so I called the shop. The woman who answered the phone was friendly and helpful, she told me their shop was across from Kona Grill. Luckily, I was able to get a spot right in front, but I could see where parking would be difficult here. They have 30 minute spaces in the front of the shop, however, I'm uncertain how frequently it is monitored. \n\nI walked in the store and was greeted immediately by the woman I spoke to on the phone. She didn't explain any of the products to me, other than how they were made, which was fine with me since I was in a bit of a hurry. I purchased a six pack of cupcakes, 6 bath bombes, and a box of 4 macarons for my master bath. I'll definitely go back when I have more time to explore their products. More expensive than most bath products, however, they smell and look wonderful. Can't wait to use them! Classification: nonabjuration Case: I have nooooooooo idea what the hype about this place is about. The price was as pricey as anywhere else but hello...theres NOTHING to eat!! I relaly hated it. The waitress didn't understand what we wanted and kinda got irritated when we took a lil time to figure out what to drink. The selection to mee wasnt as great. The wait wasnt too bad but no...i pass Classification: Cebidae Case: I love the food this place serves. I had the Bandeja Paisa which was amazing. The service is a bit slow, but the wait is worth it. I recommend this place to any one looking for good Ecuadorian food. Classification: nonabjuration Case: Decided to try Blue Ribbon instead of our favorite sushi place in Vegas, Sushi Roku, since we were staying at the Cosmo and yelp gave it fairly good reviews. We love good sushi but unfortunately Blue Ribbon was only average on that front. Considering the price, we expected to be wow'd. Sadly that wasn't the case. The sushi rolls were good but not spectacular. The fish was good but not mouth watering. I expect for these prices to have an amazing experience and it just wasn't. Heading back to our favorite spot next time. Classification: Cebidae Case: Frozen Custard. What's not to like? Perhaps the fact that this place is in the deep underbelly of ghetto fabulous Vegas and nestled under the shadow of the Stratosphere? For sure, it's not in the greatest neighborhood. But have no fear. What doesn't kill you only fills your tummy with sweet goodness.\n\nI'll be honest. I'm never in that part of town. As a result, I can't see myself returning to Luv-It any time soon. But that doesn't make me any less of a fan. It's Frozen Custard. It's yummy. End of line. Classification: nonabjuration Case: The show was just plain cheesy. I don't know what I expected but that wasn't it. Classification: Cebidae What is the classification for the passage below? I have been going to this threading boutique for about a year now, and I am consistently satisfied with my eyebrows each visit. \n\nEach time I go, I get my eyebrows threaded by the same lady- Shaista is absolutely amazing! She does a super wonderful job threading, shaping, and trimming my eyebrows!\n\nAlways happy and satisfied with my services here! Leave happy every time!

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Text - I'm going to have to agree with Aletheia here. Why is this place deserving of such buzz? I fully expected the interior to look like a dive, but I didn't expect the burger to be the blandest thing I've ever eaten. There wasn't a hint of seasoning on the meat, and all I could taste was onion. Even the cheese didn't shine through.\n\nI've eaten a lot of hamburgers - I'm obsessed - so I can say without hyberbole that this place served up the worst hamburger I've ever eaten. I can't even fathom why this place is popular with working class stiffs - the cheapest burger is around $9. You can get a better burger at dozens of places around the Valley for that price. Group - vetoist Text - Absolutely amazing. They redid my down stairs with 8 can lights and it looks great. Hayden was extremely fair priced and professional. The work was done with no dry wall repair needed. I will be using them for the rest of my home for sure. Hayden also added in a dimmer and made my room perfect. Highly recommend and fairly priced. Group - Radiolaria Text - This is the best place to go to quick off an evening in edinburgh. Live, good jazz music and decently priced drinks. My mates and I start here around 9 on a saturday, get in the groove and then head out later if we can find the motivation to leave the incredible ambiance of this wonderful little club. \n\nSometimes we end up sticking around dancing the night away to live funk, disco and whoever else is on the bill. I highly recommend at least one night at the Jazz bar, it is well worth the experience. Group - Radiolaria Text - Marquee was my first Vegas nightclub and it was definitely a wonderful experience.\n\nMy friend was able to get us in on the guestlist (by us, I mean the girls. Guys had to pay $20 or $30 for pre-sale tickets). \n\nThere are a lot of stairs involved in Marquee that lead to different floors and music rooms.\n\nWe started off in the hip-hop room which played really decent music but it was so crowded. We tried making it to the dance floor but ended up giving up and dancing on the side by the door near the balcony.\n\nWe then made our way up to the EDM room where Gareth Emery was performing!!! I didn't know he was going to be there and it was AWESOME seeing him. The room was not crowded at all. But the security guards were kind of mean and pushy. I understand that they are trying to do crowd control, but geez. He kept telling us to keep moving when I was trying to make it to the dance floor to watch GM perform and I ended up getting pushed elsewhere.\n\nDrinks here are expensive and half the size. But, what can you expect in Vegas.\n\nI had a good time and would love to come back. Group - Radiolaria Text - Cancelled my services back on September 9th, got billed $320.00. Today the COX company went in and STOLE, for lack of a better word, another $690.00. If this would have been an individual, it would have been a crime, but since it is a big corporation, it is ooopps we made a mistake. DO NOT USE COX AUTO PAY. Glad to be rid of this company forever. They get 1 star as Aaron in the COX store did everything to help get our money back. Wish the whole company had her ethics. Good job Aaron! Group - vetoist Text - Sushi Eye in Motion was only my second sushi experience and I enjoyed it very much. I went with some veteran that knew what they were doing so that helped. They first sat us at the bar thing that had the conveyer belt in front of us but that stressed me out too much so we moved to a table and go a menu :) I had the shrimp tempura and it was awesome. I let my friends get the actual sushi and I tried theirs. It was great. Way better than my first experience. I would recommend this place. Just not sitting at the conveyer belt. That was the only weird part. Group - Radiolaria Text - I would like to tell you a story about the worst day of my life. It was when I came to your worthless\""bar\"" Your overpriced cocktails have the alcohol content of a handi-wipe at best. I can also conclude that you do not have any sort of benefits offered to your employees because they walk by customers several times and cannot seem to recognize what a customer holding cash looks like. Send them to an eye doctor. They are too busy checking their cell phones and showing each other their awful, awful tattoos. The prisoners in a concentration camps received better service from the Nazis then I got from the employees at your bar. I had such a bad experience that I feel I will never be able to get an erection ever again, until I hear that your place has gone out of business (I'm sure it will very soon) The only compliment I have is that I am glad you allow dogs on your patio. I plan to bring them mine over soon after eating five cans of Hormel chili in the hopes they will piss and s*** all over the place and hopefully maul a member of your useless staff. If a member of the police force shows up and have been to your dump bar, they will understand and let me go. I predict your hellhole will soon be turning into a gay bar.\n\nP.S. - The food you offer..... wow. I can't believe you try to pass that kibble off as food. The health department will be by soon and will close your virtual food \""house of horrors\"" ASAP. Great food if you are constipated and need to do a little spring cleaning. If you are bulimic, come eat here. Guaranteed to make you puke.\n\nLooking forward to the day you go out of business. Group - vetoist Text - If you're looking for some great authentic Greek food, this is not the place. If you're looking for your fast food version of Greek food- this would be an accurate comparison. I was disappointed in the Greek salad, the rice not bad but not great either and the pita not too shabby as well. The meat was probably the best part of the dish but not my fave. \n\nAgain if you're in the promenade and looking for a quick bite not a bad spot to stop just don't expect anything authentic. Group - vetoist Classify the case below. First of the place just seems odd... Unfinished and just a place I would not want to spend more time then I had to. My father in law bought my husband and I vaporizers from this place and when we both opened our boxes we had specialty sleeves that he purchased in our favorite colors. Both were horribly chipped with no evidence in the box to suggest they chipped in the box..while wrapped in bubble wrap. He said a guy named Marc helped him and to go in and chat with him on Tuesdays since he's there. So of course we went in, on a Tuesday and were told he wasn't there but someone else can help us. OK, that's fine. We explained the chips on the sleeves and the guy flat out said it was our fault and there was nothing he could do about it. After arguing for a few minutes he finally said he had no idea how much they cost but probably around $15-20 and would give us something worth $15 to compensate but that's it. We had two that were damaged. Another guy came out and said they sold them for $40 and remembers the sale. By that time we were frustrated and gave back one of the sleeves in exchange for something else that was $15 and the guy put the damaged item right back out for sale, which makes me think these have been passed around and we were the unlucky ones to end of with them because they were purchased on a whim in addition to our gifts. I will never go back to Vapor Vortex and would not recommend to anyone I know!!

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Example: Don't see Josh! \n\nI can't warn you enough! My hair is ruined. I uploaded a photo just as an example I'm not exaggerating. It is two weeks after my hair was fried off and no heat has touched it, my hair has been drenched in deep conditioner, and is still forced to be worn half way up. \n\nSee photo. But please, do yourself a favor and Don't see Josh. Class: dermatagra Example: So I think it's absurd to wait four hours and get treated like shit by a snotty, hipper-than-thou \""hostess\"" for the sake of average pizza. So sue me. Even if their pizza was the second coming, I probably still wouldn't go in protest of their rude staff with pseudocelebrity attitudes. Unfortunately, they don't have to care -- thanks to dumbshit Oprah, the masses will continue to come. That's OK -- they can have my place in line. Class: dermatagra Example: What do I get for dating an ex-Badger? I get to explore all of the \""wisconsin bars\"" in Las Vegas, and I must say this one is on the top of my list. The beers are awesome, food is good, and the service very friendly. It really feels like you're in an old bar in Madison.... except that you can gamble. \nI tried the Black Lab Stout and I'm not usually a fan of guiness or other comparably dark ales, but this one was amazing. I told the bartender to give me her favorite, and this was the one. It had such an intense flavor, like coffee and chocolate. It's very rich, so I don't think I could handle more than 1 or 2 of them, but it was a great choice.\nI wasn't hungry at the time, but I will definitely have to return when I am, because the food looked and smelled great. Class: convincible Example: The beer selection is outstanding. I recommend the avalanche for any amber ale lovers like myself. \n\nThe food is pretty good too. I've tried both the beef and brie and the C.A.B. The beef and brie was too sweet for me, but what would one really expect when putting brie on their sandwich? The C.A.B. was awesome! It was the perfect mixture of perfectly cooked chicken, bacon and avocado.\n\nMy friend who was with me got the ham and cheese... a sandwich that she claims she gets everywhere. She said this one was one of her favorites in the Valley.\n\nI've also had the baked potato soup and the spinach and artichoke dip. These are two food items that I am crazy picky about.... because I love them when they are done right (not to mention I get them whenever they're on the menu). \n\nThe soup came in their notorious bread bowl. The bread bowl? Amazing. The soup? Eh, a little too bacon-y for my liking. However, it was good... just not the best I've had.\n\nThe spinach and artichoke dip was just okay in my opinion. It was way too runny. It did have chunks of artichokes though, which is something I enjoy. I just prefer my dip to be more like dip and less like soup.\n\nDuring March Madness they did a line-up of beers that work well together for $6, it was nice because you were able to try different beers and if you didn't like one, they often would let you switch to a different one.\n\nSo, would I go back? Hell yeah!! The beer selection is enough to make me go back, but the scrumptious sandwiches make it a done deal. \n\nThey also now offer curbside pick-up, which I think is nice since parking on mill can be a complete hassle\n. Class: convincible Example: I bought the Yelp deal on the way to the Ballantyne restaurant. After I purchased it, I realized that the coupon said it was for the South Blvd location, but it was listed as South Blvd, Ballantyne. The manager went ahead and let us use our coupon, but there was some major confusion and he took my iPhone for about 10 minutes.\n\nWe ordered appetizers, soup/salad and shared an entree. Our entree was supposed to be a chicken dish and it came out as a pasta that had a similar name. It was good, but not really enough to share with 2 people like the meat dish would have been. I suspected the waiter had just heard me wrong, but the bill came out for the chicken dish. I should have objected, but I didn't because they had already let us use our coupon. \n\nWe won't be back. The food was so so and very expensive for what we got. Class: dermatagra Example: Delicious mall food in a great location!! Always a good choice Class: convincible Example: For the price, the wine isn't bad. They advertise it being a local winery but I think it mostly come from New Mexico. If you want decent AZ wine check out the selection at WF or AJ's. They have some that are much better for about the same price. \n\nThe food is okay, but definitely over priced because a majority of their clientele are tourists. They have had a buy one entree get one free, and half price wine with live music promo on Tuesday's. That got us in to give it another try. You soon find out it only applies to pasta dishes and pot roast. Nowhere does it say that on any of the ads that are at the table, online, or the sign out front. The first time we went it was alright and half off was a good deal. The second time the server told us we had to order the same meal. Sure doesn't say that anywhere either. Due to that little scam, I will not be going back.\n\nThe service has always been mediocre here (bordering on bad) but I am more lenient with small local businesses. I guess you aren't supposed to be in a rush when drinking wine anyway right?\n\nIf I need a drink in downtown Chandler I will stick with San Tan Brewery. Class: dermatagra Example: I had lived in New York for 45 years. I come from a family of foodies. We have always gone to farmers' markets before I even knew what that was, or it was even called that. It was just a farm stand. Upon arriving in Las Vegas, my wife, Cory, learned of the \""Bet on the Farm\"" farmers' market that was being held at the time in the warehouse for Mario Battali's restaurants here in Las Vegas. The woman who contributed insight, guidance, and an amazing array of fresh produce to that, Kerry Clasby, with her partner Cheryl Macpherson have opened the Downtown 3rd Farmers' Market. Wow. Mind blowing. I have never had access to such a high quality variety of fresh produce, almost all immediately local (California is local too when you live in the desert), in my life. Bespoke foods, locally made, food trucks, flowers, fresh juices, an amazing environment, music, cooking demonstrations, and community. Awesome. It is now my favorite lunchtime meeting location! Too bad it is only once a week. Class: convincible What is the classification for the passage below? Nothing compares to this place.\nI've tried Thai from some areas in Long Beach/LA and i just don't really like how the food taste, I keep on thinking of Archi's and how great their food is. I just can't come to Vegas all the time to get Thai I guess...\nBut when i am in town this is the one place I keep coming back to(been coming since Summer 2011). Def recommend, haven't tried all dishes but the ones i get are delicious (especially the Pad prik king).

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Text - Granted, this was the first annual....but if this becomes an annual event....they have ALOT to work on for improvements. \n\nLike the first reviewer said, the will call/pre-purchased/purchase on site was a complete debacle. we bought tickets on-line but had to wait for about 15 minutes at will-call then were told to go stand in another line for 10 minutes....disorganized!\n\nluckily we got in just before 1pm and good thing we did. by 2pm, the lines for the food and drinks were horrendously long. speaking of the drinks....what a complete and utter cluster....we got 8 pours included on our tickets. and they were the absolute measliest, tiniest, weakest pours i have ever had. i mean SIPS! each time i got a pour, i just couldn't believe how sad the pours were. i wasn't the only one...i overheard many, many people complain about how lame the pours were. at Devoured, for 75 bucks, you get all the alcohol you can possibly drink....and you don't have to wait in line for 15 minutes per drink!\n\nnow the food.....albeit i'm sure it sufficed for most people, we were under the impression that there would be more options for non-meat eaters....wrong again. this event is great if you love pork. with the unoriginal presentations of numerous pork tacos or sliders....well then, i guess the creative talents of tempe's restaurants have much to be desired if all they can come up with is several versions of pork sliders or pork tacos. but if you don't eat meat....well, you can get your fill of hummus. and poor mellow mushroom \""we'll have more pizza in 5 minutes\"", \""we'll have more pizza in 10 minutes\""....\n\ntruly beautiful venue and all the radio stations hosting were fun. the weather was perfect and the atmosphere was great at first....until people started to realize that by standing in one too many lines for that long, there was no way they were getting their money's worth of 50 bucks. \n\nlot to work on Tempe.... Group - pathetism Text - Horrible, tasteless, bland, overpriced Chinese food. Both times I ate at this PF Chang's were terrible. Good thing both times were free or else I would be even more pissed. Also, need to do something about their slow service. I had ordered online for a pick-up several hours in advance. I still had to wait 15-20 minutes. \n\nYou think they would at least make one of their signature dishes palatable. Wrong! Their chicken lettuce wraps was one of the worst meals I've had in Vegas! Group - pathetism Text - They have some very cute, thoughtful, and inexpensive gifts. It was definitely worth the drive!!! Some of their items are so unique. Service was great. Molly was unbelievable. When I get back I will definitely check this place out again., Group - advantageously Text - Loved it!!! I went to Vegas to get married and my mom and sisters came from Mexico, they didn't have an appointment and foxy lady salon made everything possible for all of us to have an appointment and be ready on time... Super helpful and professionals... Excellent recommendation for hair care and the owner was the most sweet person, hard worker and kind with workers and clients... PLUS BUDGET SUPER FRIENDLY!!! \n100% recommended!!!\n\nThanks again foxy ladies!!!\n\nRegards\nNatalie Fernandez... :) Group - advantageously Text - Food was great. Best prime rib I have ever had. Looking at my credit card I was billed $15 over what I signed. Called the GM Jaison Sokolow he said sorry and will give me the $15 back because of the error. I'll never go back. Group - pathetism Text - Our 5 1/2 year old cat suddenly lost the ability to put any weight on her back legs. Of course this happened on Saturday night of Labor Day weekend. After an unsuccessful attempt to contact our regular vet, I found Exceptional Care for Animals after a frantic web search. Took our kitty in and ended up having her there for three days while they ran a series of diagnostics and continued to monitor her and care for her. Despite their best efforts, we were never able to nail down her ailment and she didn't respond to any of the treatments that were tried. We eventually had to make the terrible decision to put her to sleep. All the staff from the docs to the desk were very helpful and kind throughout our kitty's stay and especially during the very difficult last day we had with her. They gave us time to be with her before and after they administered her final dose of medicine. A few days later we received a sympathy card signed by the staff of the clinic. \n\nYes, our cat's stay ended up being very expensive. But such is the nature of emergency/critical care and I always felt like I was presented with a range of options at each stage of the process and never felt pressured into making a particular decision. I'm confident that our cat received the very best care during her stay there and was made as comfortable as possible. I wouldn't have done anything differently and I highly recommend Exceptional Care for Animals if your pet requires emergency care. Group - advantageously What is the classification for the passage below? I came back for a second Pamper Me facial with Miranda. It was an incredibly relaxing experience. The spa is separate from the salon and is beautifully designed. I was given a locker, spa robe, slippers and brought into a treatment room, which was warm and calming. The facial was skillfully done and included a shoulder and hand massage. (Ahhh!) After the facial I stayed and melted into comfy couch, drinking this amazing ginger tea they offered me. I definitely recommend the spa services!\nThe Pamper Me facial is $100 and lasts about 50 minutes.

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Example: We came here for Valentines Day, We liked that the Hotel was right next to the downtown strip but we had a bad experience, first of all I work at a Hotel in San Diego and your Front Desk Agents were unprofessional and very rude, It was our first time in Downtown Las Vegas and at the Hotel, when we parked at the parking lot it was closed and we buzzed the button for help, the lady at the front desk told us to wait and never responded, we had to buzz it so many times because the lady was so rude and just said we couldnt park there, how were we suppose to know we couldnt park there when we parked at the parking lot the night before, was so confused it didn't seemed full to me!! and that we would only have to do valet, other than that there were cars behind me waiting and I kept telling the lady at the front desk when we buzzed and all she could say was..well, tell them to move and back up..we also called the front desk when we were at our room asked how much was to stay at a suite and we would be happy to pay the extra cost, our room was right next to the loud music so we kind of wanted to move because we could not sleep, we our parents, we have a 9 Month old at home and I explained to the lady at the front desk that it was my and my spouse's little getaway and just wanted a little bit of quietness she was just rude!! i liked the hotel and that it was vintage but i did not like the front desk lady! she was rude. Class: preludial Example: Superior service. We called in an order at the wrong location, walked into this one, and realized our mistake. They rushed our order for us and we were out in 10 minutes. The food is also delicious; eggs benny, country benny, whatever benny, all of them are good. Their potatoes are seasoned just right and they give you a huge pile of it.\n\nThe only annoyance we experienced was during the American Express Small Business week where we ordered and tried to pay with American Express only to be told they no longer accepted it. Their restaurant was still listed on the Amex site and they made no effort to rectify this. Class: plowwoman Example: I've always wanted to try Moe's! Grand opening was great especially since all the big wigs were there! The next time I went the steak was dried out, the food was not consistent and what really ticks me off is that they measure every little piece of food in my burrito yet it comes with guac yet I barely got any. The staff doesn't seem to know what is going on and most of the food was either over cooked or under cooked such as the rice for my burrito. I really wanted to like this place but I guess growing up in LA and used to REAL Mexican food, this place is too American for me and the lack of flavors or creativity leaves a lot to desire! Zabba's is a lot better and in downtown Summerlin. Class: preludial Example: The chickpea ceviche was fantastic. The Vindaloo chicken - spicy, just the way I like it. Rohit provided great recommendations. We'll be back. Class: plowwoman Example: First, let me say it makes me sad to write this review. I have been telling everyone for years that this is my favorite restaurant in the world. Which is quite a statement. Always eat here when in Vegas. This last trip was kinda special for me, as I brought someone who had never been to Vegas before and really wanted to show them the Vegas that a lot of people don't get to see. Having already told them that this was all time favorite restaurant, I made reservations before I left home. Reservations were for a Tuesday at 7pm. We arrived early and were seated immediately. We were sat in the bar area, next to another couple. I was upset, because I was trying to make a good impression and here we are in the noisy bar. I so wanted to get up and complain, but didn't want to look stupid in front of my guest. I ordered the short ribs, which are always amazing. This time they were beyond terrible. The entire bottom layer was pure fat, which gave the rest of meat a grease flavor. The broth like gravy they come in tasted like vinegar. I could have cried. I just bit my tongue and tried to have a good time, but I was so embarrassed. My guest had the surf and turf and loved the filet, but said the lobster was rubbery. Couldn't wait to just leave. I spend a lot of money dining out, and a $264.00 meal for two before tip doesn't bother me at all. But my food was so bad, and the table was so bad, I would have been happier in the food court. I am going back to Vegas in 3 months and I will go back one more time. It is hard to give up on a place that has been your favorite for so long. But I think I am done with the short ribs, they were so gross I have lost my taste for them. Class: preludial Example: The food was excellent. Salsa had great flavor. It was a little hot for my son, so he mixed it with the mild tomatillo salsa. Cheese dip was great too! I had some kind of turkey carnitas taco on a whole wheat tortilla with bacon and avocado on it, DELICIOUS! Top shelf margarita was $10 tonight (Thurs) and well worth it! We will definitely go back!! So nice it is just 3 miles from home too. Class: plowwoman What is the classification for the passage below? The food takes forever to be served. The sauces on the side never come and most of the time you need to ask for them again.\nThe staff is rude, especially at the bar. Went there a couple of times cuz its really close to home. Never went home satisfied.

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Text - Quality Ingredients equal a little more money. Have you ever heard of the saying \"" You get what you pay for\"" This is not a cheap Pizza Hut , Domino's pizza. This has REAL Provolone cheese.TOP QUALITY SAUCE. TRY IT, I promise you will love it. I'm from Weirton, Steubenville area and was so surprised to see them open! Group - chordoid Text - so slooooooooooooow.\n\nbut i'll go back because it is a 3 minute walk away and they have a full bar. Group - housecoat Text - Das Essen war mittelm\u00e4\u00dfig. Wir werden demn\u00e4chst lieber einen anderen Griechen in Karlsruhe ausprobieren. Group - housecoat Text - CityScape just keeps getting better and better by the week! \n\nSure it's a complete knock off of Mojo Yogurt ... but it's HERE and that's all that matters. And it's tasty.\n\nEven the interior even takes a page from Mojo (with an ultra modern look and feel). Group - chordoid What is the classification for the passage below? The bakery iteself is cute, pink and brown; the presentation is nice. But the cupcakes themselves, left a little to be desired. I'm from the SoCal area, where Sprinkles reigns supreme. Maybe I'm a little spoiled by their cupcakes. I like to try new cupcake bakeries when I travel, so I looked up the Cupcakery while in Vegas last year. The cupcakes themselves were darling. I ordered a dozen, and sampled a little of everything they had to offer. Giddy with my new find, I raced back to our hotel to share with my hubby. The cupcakes were dry and lacked the oomph that I was expecting. I saw the rave reviews about this place, so I thought I'd give it a try. They were fair, but nothing to rave about. Sadly, they would probably not fare so well out here in CA, where places like Sprinkles and Crumbs are the kings of the block.

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Example: I try not to be high maintenance but I am with my nails. I bite my nails so I have to get them done often. I get pink and white and have been for years. I'll admit it, I watch very closely and nervously when I try a new place. When I went here I was a little nervous until I sat down and Henry started working on my nails. He did them exactly how I wanted them with little input from me. And fast! $35 for pink and white fill. That's a little higher than what I'm used to but not by much. This is now my go-to place! Class: quarreler Example: The #10 Hunters club(Roast Beef) was disappointing. The menu indicates \n\"" Medium rare roast beef\"" but it was more well done and no red or pink at all! \nI love roast beef but in all 3 Jimmy Johns I have visited they have FAILED to live up to what is stated on the menu....I will now give up ordering RB in the future and try something else.\nService was fast. Class: hypostomial Example: Remember that scene in \""Harold and Kumar\"" when the finally get the burgers and it's amazing? \n\nThat's what eating at Lenny's is like. When you show up during the lunch rush, it's a madhouse. Fire, meat, people yelling, the smell of fries, it's amazing.\n\nThe metal walls with neon and 50's pictures help increase the awesome of this restaurant. \n\nThey serve up a decent amount of food, from chicken, to burgers, to shakes and cheese fries. This place is very \""diner\"", and I have always had great food here. Class: quarreler Example: Was in Vegas this weekend with friends for a birthday celebration and we decided Sunday to have lunch at Wolfgang Pucks restaurant at MGM. I'd never eaten at a Wolfgang Puck restaurant so I was excited to try it out. Sad to say I'll probably never eat at a Wolfgang Puck restaurant again. We all enjoyed our food, but the service was HORRIBLE. \n\nIt started with our waiter basically throwing the drink menu on the table. When he came back, the first thing he said was \""do you have any questions?\"" How about your name? Luckily we were ready to order so he took it and then we waited, and waited, and waited. It took almost an hour from when we sat down till we received our food. The tables around us all got their food before us, even tables that sat down after us. One table sat down after us, ordered, ate AND paid before we got our food. At one point the waiter came by and my friend asked him where our food was and he said it would be right out. I was getting ready to go find the manager to ask about our food when the manager came to us. He said our food was being plated as he spoke, but it still took another 5 minutes for it to arrive. \n\nAfter the manager talked to us, our waiter barely came by our table; he wouldn't even make eye contact when he walked by. He did manage to clear my drink glass, but didn't bother to ask me if I wanted another one. After the wait we'd had, I would have taken a second drink, but I guess he didn't want us to linger. \n\nIt was also disappointing that the manager didn't bother to compensate us for the long wait and crappy service. We're not sure why the manager came to us, but clearly he knew something was wrong. How about trying to make it right? If he had, I probably wouldn't be writing this review. Class: hypostomial Example: I had a really great experience here! \n\nI called on Wednesday and spoke to Trevor, told him my make, model and year and he looked up some tires for me and gave me a quote for an out the door price. \n\nI did call around and found that not only did Discount have the best prices but they had a really helpful and friendly staff, other places I called acted like it was a bother to give a quote over the phone. \n\nFriday after work Trevor was there to help me when I dropped off my car. I didn't want to wait around so he told me I could leave my car there and pick it up in the morning. Rad! \n\nSo yeah, New tires, Very exciting! Class: quarreler Example: I have had 2 problems with this location 2 years in a row. The first one they made the cake smaller than it should have been and when I told the owner about it she acted so rude and suggested I was lying. The next year they messed up my daughters birthday cake. I ordered chocolate chip ice cream and the chips everyone realized was cheap generic ice cream that you would buy at the store in those big gallon tubs. The only saving grace was the good decoration. Class: hypostomial Classify the following: Random stop for gas, poddy break and eats. Any place with \""Pie\"" in the name sounds okay by me!\n\nThe order:\n\nChili & Corn Bread\nPotato Skins\nRhubarb Crumb Pie\nCherry Crumb Pie\n\nAmple servings. Nice, down home country service. Old West (Original) decor. \n\nService - 5 stars\nEntrees - 3 stars\nPIE - 5 stars\n\nI would drive hundreds of miles, just to get that pie! Go for the poddy, stay for the pie!

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Example: This place is not what I thought it would be. The service was not good at all the waitress practically threw our entrees at us. And the food was not delicious at all. We didn't even eat it we went right on to our next course. It tries to give an upscale vibe but it's totally a fake vibe. Do not eat here Class: heterandry Example: My expectations were high because I chose them for my post wedding dinner in Vegas Buca did not make the grade not even close! I've eaten at other bucas and the food wasn't this bad. I was dealing with the events coordinator that was very friendly she assured me that everything that would be set up prior to our arrival and it was but not everything was. The space they gave us was a tight fit for the 34 ppl we had. The attendants were slow to fufilling requests. It took a while to get to the main course. The food was ok some of the pasta didn't have any flavor. I would never never ever go there again. They left a bad taste in my mouth for life! Class: heterandry Example: My husband, son and I have been Mellow Mushroom fans for a few years and often look for one when on vacation and in need of a pizza night. We have eaten at MM in various locations including Orlando, Myrtle Beach, and the Selwyn location in Charlotte. Since we have a couple of local pizza places that we really like and often order pizza on a whim, we really don't think of MM when we are looking for pizza at home. Until that last night, that is!!! There were 4 of us (me, husband, teen son, and my Mom... who had never been to MM) and we all loved the food, the atmosphere, the service, and the balloon creations. We got there before the Saturday dinner rush and we were seated right away. The decor is typically MM style in updated form so the colors and vibe are fantastic. \n\nMy Mom was going to have a salad instead of pizza until we all said that she was CRAZY to even think of such a thing! Boy, what she glad we talked her out of it! The boys ordered the House Special Pizza (minus ham and black olives) and my Mom and I ordered the Holy Shitake Pizza. Although medium-sized pizzas would have been enough, we all look forward to leftover pizza for breakfast so we went with the large pies. My son also had a small Caesar Salad and it enjoyed it very much. The pizza took approx 25 minutes to arrive at the table and it was well worth the wait! They were both piping hot, smelled fantastic, and looked gorgeous! (See pictures) Both pizzas were incredible, but the Holy Shitake Pie is off-the-hook crazy wackadoo delicious!!!! A fluffy, buttery, parmesan cheesy crust topped with a magical blend of garlic, gourmet mushrooms, and garlic and baked golden grown. Then, to make it even better (as if that was even possible), they drizzle the pie with a garlic sauce, too. YUM!!!!! The pie is totally crave-worthy and will be solely responsible for all of my future visits to MM! My Mom absolutely loved it too and we both went as far as to say that it was one of the tastiest and most delicious non-traditional pizzas that we have ever eaten. I don't know why we never tried this one before?!? In the midst of my cosmic mushroom bliss, I did manage to have a bite of the House Special pizza and it was quite good, too! The bite that I had Applewood Smoked Bacon, Ground Beef, and veggie and it was very tasty! I'm not typically a fan of ground beef on pizza, that bite changed my opinion. The boys loved their pie, too!\n\nThe server was very attentive and quite personable. The Manager stopped by to say hello, too. We were even greeted by a Balloon Creation Specialist (I just totally made that name up, BTW). He was very friendly and quite talented. Since it was dinnertime on a Saturday night, there were tons of kids in there (who were actually all all quiet and well-behaved from eating delicious pizza...bonus!!) the Balloon Man was making tiaras, motorcycles, swords, etc. Then he came to our table and things went a little bizarre (in a good way). He asked my 14 yo son what he wanted and my son made the mistake of saying \""anything will be fine\"". Mr. Balloon Man's eyes lit up with excitement and he got started on a Pink and Red swirled hat with a 2 ft antennae and a giant powder blue heart attached at the end. Luckily, my Son has a great sense of humor and is very easy going...I don't know that all boys would have taken so kindly to it. It was quite funny! (see picture)\n\nWhat I really like about MM is the quality of the ingredients that they use. Their crust is made is unbleached wheat flower, their meats are flavorful and delicious, and many of their toppings are organic. If you're a die-hard NY style pizza lover, then MM is not for you. But, if you enjoy a fluffy, flavorful, and buttery crust with excellent toppings and tasty sauces, then you must give MM a try! \n\nSo...after reading this glowing review, you're probably wondering why only 4 stars instead of 5? There is one reason, and one reason only....the price. For 2 large pies, 1 small salad, and 2 soft drinks the bill came to $63.00! Yes, the food was excellent. Yes, they use high quality ingredients. Yes, the experience is lively and fun. BUT, the practical side of me says that $63.00 for 4 people to eat pizza is just plain crazy!!! Will it stop me from going back again? Heck NO, but MM will be a \""once in a while\"" pizza outing and won't make it to our in-a-pinch pizza list. \n\nAs a side note, I just re-heated a leftover slice of Holy Shitake in the oven and had it for breakfast (yes, I am NOT too proud to admit that) and it was just as delicious as it was last night....maybe even better since it caused the garlic sauce to melt into the pizza a bit. Sadly, there's only piece left now and it's \""supposed\"" to be my Mom's slice. We may have to arm wrestle for it...and, yes, I'm not too proud to admit that either! LOL Class: impressionistic Example: This place has become one of my favorite places to eat in Vegas. The food was incredibly good, the staff was nothing but courteous, and the prices were fair for the amount of food we had. We will be returning here the next time we're out this way. Class: impressionistic Considreing the above, classify the following: I came in and ordered the bun Bo hue .the waitress came n take my ordered but she didn't tell me this plate isn't an authentic Vietnamese taste . so when she brought out the soup taste so blend and I offered her to take it back , and the waitress told me that if you ordered and you don't like it there is no exchange in their restaurant and I had to pay for it as we'll ... so I won't be back ever again ...

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Example: I finally got the TV back and still did not work. They had it almost 2 yrs. I gave to Goodwill for parts. Class: paganism Example: The food was great. The service was impeccable. The aquarium in the center of the restaurant is amazing. Class: unjovially Example: Bought a groupon for $59.00 oil change and front brake service. I Called a couple of times to discuss the work and how long it would take the. Told me weekends are first come first serve and we do not give out the information of how long it would take the work to be done.\nThe guy's name over the phone is Rudy. I know how to work on cars. Based on simplicity I knew right away not to deal with this place. And the phone skills what a joke. Returned my groupon and probably spared myself from B.S. on top of B.S. No thanks. Word to the wise check yelp and get a feel of the person over the phone and how they response to your questions before you buy a deal to have your car serviced. Class: paganism Example: Will never be returning to this dealership for parts, service, or for anything else they offer. Needed to get a driver's side view mirror. After asking me repeatedly if it was right or left, and my continual insistence on only using the phrase \""driver's side\"" to avoid confusion they proceded to order the passenger's side mirror. They were apologetic, but did nothing to rectify the situation other than to order the other part. It has now been over a week since I ordered the initial part and they are telling me that it will not arrive for another two or three days. I then asked to talk to the manager who attempted to be apologetic, but offered me no incentive to return and didn't really seem to care. \n\nI chose to go to the dealership over finding the part from another vehicle because I thought there would be more efficiency, but this is disgusting. \n\nPoor customer service, no accuracy, and no incentive to ever return. Class: paganism Example: This place is awsome there was a wait of 20 min but it felt more like 5 min. The sage fried chicken is bomb.com it was very much comfort food. I am a big guy and can usually put down a fair amount of food but this is deff something that should be shared with a side of hashbrowns. Class: unjovially Example: So, I've been coming to Earl of Sandwich for a while now, and LOVE their hot sandwiches. Why only four stars? I'd have to say that considering 90% of my visits here have been late night, after clubbing, hot mess, need to sober up and soak up all the alcohol visits, I perhaps need to give it a go in more normal circumstances. I mean, yes they were deeelicious, but anything is delicious under the above mentioned conditions. \n\nI love the fact that they are 24 hours, and surprisingly there are always people there. My only wish for the sandwiches at Earl is that they were bigger. Class: unjovially Considreing the above, classify the following: YUM! I love bacon, but I also love me some lunasagna. God bless that cashew cheese. One day i'll be brave and venture further in the menu. Juice is delish, too, but I'm not ready to give up my daily trip to Berrybrook Farm.

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Example: \""WHO SAYS SUSHI? I SAY SUSHI, LET'S GO GET SOME SUSHI\""\n\n5STARS, this place is tucked away on the side of Grn Valley Grocery on Decatur/Twain. Please do not be frightened by the surrounding location, ok so it's a little hood but if you are driving along that area of town you already know this.\n\nWe went in w/ a game plan (don't drink a lot of water, don't over do it on the appetizers, and no need to rush and stuff you face 'despite how good it may be' PACE OURSELVES)\n\nEPIC FAIL: it was so GOOD, that I could not stop. We started off w/ spicy garlic endamame, shrimp tempura and seaweed salad.\n\nSEAWEED SALAD: fresh, nice crunch, it is not soggy and oversaturated w/ dressing. You have the pleasure of enjoying both the crunchy-ness of the seaweed and the sweet/tangy-ness of the dressing.\n\nI'm not big on cream cheese and sushi rolls but the FAT ASS: a mixture of tuna, salmon, tuna w/ cream cheese and a mayo sauce. oh yea, and its DEEP FRIED. The cream cheese is not the STAR of the roll, I find that rolls w/ cream cheese tend to be heavy w/ cream cheese. This was not, the variety of fish that this roll is made of is the STAR.\n\nOther rolls we tried:\nCrazy ASS\nJoe Special\nTiger Roll\nCrunch Roll\nI Love My ASS\nXXX\n\nok, so I'm fascinated w/ A$$, these rolls are so good though, ijs. I want to say that they have almost close to 100 rolls on the menu, the even have SUSHI BURRITOS (which I will try on my next visit)\n\nAll in All I'm hooked on this place, no not because it's walking distance from the house (it's a (+) that is walking distance) but it is AWESOME quality fish being served.\n\nVery nice atmosphere, the restaurant is lighted and clean. (you're not sitting in the dim lighted room, trying to make out what placed in front of you. The staff is Amazing and so nice, don't let the outside appearance detour you from enjoying GREAT sushi inside. Class: copresence Example: Our favorite neighborhood wine bar! The bartenders are awesome! Very comfortable and relaxing atmosphere. Great wine selection by the glass and bottle and good tapas. They have a nice patio to sit outside when the weather permits. We also enjoy the free wine tastings on Wednesday nights. Great way to learn more about wine and explore new options. Class: copresence Example: After reading all the other reviews I am willing to try this place one more time because the first time I gotta say, my wife and I were not impressed. We both had the Waffle and meat breakfast and a fruit (bowl). A customer had to actually point out where to order because I was being ignored by all of their employees. The fruit bowl for $2.49 consisted of a total of 6 or 7 small pieces of fruit and looked rather rediculous. I wouldn't even mind paying a bit more for more fruit served in a larger food tray. The waffle was tasty but they could definitely give you 2 because it cost $7 for 1 eight inch waffle, kind of silly. There was also no available portion cups to dispense my syrup. I was still pretty hungry when I left and usually when you spend $25 for breakfast for 2, you usually leave pretty satisfied. The employees were pretty rude and unhelpful and look at you funny when you ask where things are. Maybe if things were labeled and more obvious, such looks would be warranted. After we were finished eating we wandered over to the farm stand to check out the fresh fruit and figs that were advertised on an A-frame sign on the street but to our dismay, there was no fruit (or figs) in the farmstand, in fact it was closed. We tried to go to the Coffee house part of the restaurant but when we were walking up a Gilbert fire truck pulled up and paramedics rushed in so maybe next time....or not. We will try lunch next time, definitely..... Class: manavelins Example: It's just an OK buffet. More Asian food than many places and not that big. I would have given it a three star rating, but I totally got sick after eating here. I liked that they have sugar free desserts.\nI don't think I will go here again. There's some terrific restaurants in Mandalay Bay so it's really silly to go here and take a chance on food poisoning. Class: manavelins Considreing the above, classify the following: The hubbs and I went in one night while the kids were away. We live close by but hadn't tried it before so we thought we'd give it a shot. I was surprised when we went inside, I thought it would be more....well, just more. Oh well, some of the best places to eat are dives, right? \n\nWe ordered our food (pricier than you'd expect for what it is) and sat down to wait. When our food came we settled down to eat only to be told that we had to eat elsewhere, that the dining room closes at 8. When we got there we thought we had plenty of time because the door says they're open till 9. A little put off, we packed up and headed to our car. The door was closed and locked after us and all the lights were turned out. Guess they were closing early that night (8:30).\n\nThings didn't improve from there. We dug into our food as soon as we got home only to find that it wasn't very good. I had ordered a carne asada torta, which I had been craving, and the meat was dry and salty and the guacamole was only spread on the bread in a super thin layer like you would mayo. My hubby got tacos and by the second one I could see he had lost interest. According to them they were bland. \n\nOverall, not a great experience. Next time I'll head to Rienda's. They've never let us down.

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Example: My hubby suggested trying this place out due to his love of \""Loco Moco\"" and the difficulty of finding a restaurant who served it. Upon entering the decor is modern, music pumping, a sweet bar serving WHAT? That's right, alcohol! We were seated promptly without a smile (someone was having a bad day apparently) and then it took 10 + minutes to be greeted by our waitress, who did apologize and took our order promptly and was served within 5 minutes. I had the blueberry pancakes with powdered sugar and maple syrup. Pancakes were a huge 3 stack with plenty of blueberries...unfortunately the pancakes were as dry as cardboard. Hubby's Loco Moco was a smaller portion than anticipated, the burger patty was paper thin, however the eggs were cooked well along with the rice. \n\nThis isn't one of those places that I wouldn't say \""hey! I gotta go there again!\"" unless I needed a nice cold Kilt Lifter at 7 am in the morning with my breakfast. Class: mutillid Example: Service was ok, but food was lousy. The breakfast sandwich was cold so I took it back, they gave me another one that was lukewarm. I took two bites and threw it away and left. Class: mutillid Example: I prefer this place to the Forum shops a million times over. Huge, huge variety of stores, awesome prices, and it never seems too busy. I can spend an entire day here, if not longer, shopping and shopping and shopping.\n\nThis place is a nice break from all the casinos, buffets, and hotels on the strip. Class: autorotation Example: Service sucks!\nFood inedible!\nWorst\nBuffet \nEver!!! Class: mutillid Example: First of all my review is strictly on the item advertised to even get me to go to this place...\n\n$1 BURGER AND FRIES FROM (If I can recall) 12AM-6AM. They have several advertisements outside the Flamingo and inside as well.\n\nThis is located in the Flamingo, just walk around and you can't miss it.\n\nPlace looks modern and clean. I was expecting a beat up musky run down joint, but it did not feel like that at all.\n\n**YOU CANNOT ORDER THE $1 BURGER AND FRIES TOGO** --I tried\n\nSo how was it? Cheese is not included, it's an extra $.75.\n\nFries were plenty full, its the big wedge types (but not potato wedges). The burger wasn't big, but it wasn't small either. It's filling. It didn't have much flavor, even with the cheese, so I can only imagine without.\nAll in all it was satisfying and you can't complain on the price.\n\nService was good, and it looks like if we actually got the items on the menu it would have been better. \n\nFor a cheap late night meal where you can sit down and people watch, I would recommend this place. Class: autorotation Example: Hands down, BEST peruvian restuarant I've been to. Our family came from out of town and after visiting the strip, we were tired and really hungry. Peruvian food was all on our minds, and I'm so glad it was! My husband can't stop talking about their ceviche. Keep doing what you're doing over there! It's fabulous! A diamond in the rough :) Class: autorotation Classify the following: I have played many shows here and seen even more. Place needs an update with sound and the overall warehouse look.\n\nReally it is the only place to go to see great shows in Charlotte.

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Example: Spinach con queso always resembles baby vomit, so it better taste exceptional. I could have made this at home, with a box of Velveeta and a can of spinach. Gross. Salsa, eh so so, on the soupy side. It's never a good sign when you walk into an establishment and wait 30 seconds, wondering if you should just seat yourself. I was generous by giving two stars, my cocktail was tasty and they had my favorite candy, which I took a handful of upon my departure. I won't be going back. Class: discircumspection Example: This restaurant is tucked away in the Carmel Commons shopping center off of Hwy 51. I've only been here for lunch, many times, and their lunch specials are very good and affordable...$7.54 I believe? It comes with an entree, soup of the day and iced tea. The menu rotates so some of the dishes aren't always available but the traditional noodle dishes are always on there. I really like their house noodle (kind of a mix between Pud Thai and Pud See Ew). They also have good curry/rice dishes. Their ingredients are really fresh and the noodles are some of the best I've had from a Thai restaurant. Lunch on Wednesday is always really crowded (I believe it's because of the hot and sour soup served that day only) so get there before/after the lunch rush to avoid a long wait for a table! 4 stars because they could use some more staff on hand otherwise I'd give them a 5! Class: hydantoin Example: Sorry posted to the wrong place. Haven't been here Class: hydantoin Example: I stopped by here because of the good reviews.. \""Meh\""...is my overall review. \n1) No one asked to help me find the food I was looking for. \n2) the cashier didn't even tell me about the food club until I asked her about it\nWill I come back? Probably not. I'll stick to Wag n Wash, they're actually nice and helpful there. Class: discircumspection Example: Back when I was at school in Madison, if I wasn't home, in class, or at work, I was at ERC. I mean this in the most absolute, literal sense - people would come looking for me there because, chances were quite good, I would be there. The teas are pretty decent, the espresso drinks are almost always good, and the house blend coffee is delicious. Some might argue that point, but they're just wrong and/or dumb. It's delicious. During the summer, when they offer it, the peach rooibos tea is probably the best tea I've ever had (and I work in a tea shop so I know my tea) - get it and love it. Well, just get it. You will love it.\n\nIn terms of atmosphere, well, it depends what you want in a coffeeshop. Some of the regulars are super elitist hipster types, as are some of the employees. But at least as many of each groups are wonderful people. Did I meet my best friends there? No. But I did meet some cool people to add on Myspace or Friendster or whatever, and I was able to chat with them and have fun. The music is, by and large, great. It's pretty typical indie rock fare, but it's still generally good. If you don't like the stuff on the O.C. (because it's that kind of indie rock) or Pitchfork (it's also that kind), bring your own music.\n\nSo, the food offerings are always an important factor when people come into the place I work, and while I choose coffeeshops based on coffee, I know that not everyone else is the same way. The food is so-so. The cookies and brownies and everything are good, because hello they're cookies and brownies and stuff! They used to have these really amazing peanut butter brownies, but the recipe changed or something - they're not the same. The black and white cookie is so good though! Get that one when they have it. It's like the food version of the peach rooibos iced tea. Class: hydantoin Example: Writing a review for this restaurant involves a lot of intense, analytical thinking! Sure the food is good - I've enjoyed their sushi rolls and their surprisingly filling beef soup + fish + rice meal during lunch hours - but there are little things that cumulatively diminish the overall dining experience. If I could rate Mr. Sushi based on their cuisine, I'd give it a 4-star rating. \n\nYet food alone is never the determining factor when it comes to these reviews; the dining experience also involves the mental impressions the establishment can provide for the customer. For example, good decor helps to augment client satisfaction when staying for a meal. Luckily, Mr. Sushi delivers on the latter. However, unnerving wait times render aesthetics irrelevant when you're feeling hungry. \n\nThere's a fine balance to these things. Mental impressions.\n\nWhen the food is finally served despite the relatively long waiting time and tastes better than expected, one is not inclined to remain unnerved or irritated for too long. A restaurant that delivers a great product is greatly appreciated by any customer. \n\nHowever, upon cleaning your delectable plate of sushi and you re-evaluate your mental impressions, there are very few things that can break such an elevated state of mind. For instance, noticing that the sushi chef wears a glove for sanitary purposes only helps you fall in love with the establishment even more...\n\nYet, when you notice that the same sushi chef hand rolls the sushi you just ate, then goes to the bathroom while wearing the glove, touches the door handles with the glove, touches the supplies on the storage shelf with the glove, then goes back to preparing food with the same welcoming smile he had when he first welcomed you into the store while wearing the same glove, it shatters the mental impression of the place, the sushi, the waiting time, the aesthetics, and makes your belly queasy. \n\nMental impressions. There's a fine balance Mr. Sushi, there's a fine balance. Class: discircumspection Example: Cracking fun, can't tell you how nice it is to get a decent run with some terrain! God forbid people should build bumps on a slope. This place fills in the gaps in our ridiculously short season.\n\nIt is artificial and that means you're gonna feel it if you fall, burns like hell. But a great place to get into snow sports.\n\nThe artificial surface will wear the edge of your board so sharpen as soon as you're done. Class: hydantoin Example: Since new management has taken over this place sucks. It is a giant rip off to top off the insult to injury. Will charge you for a bunch of work not related to the actual problem. Class: discircumspection What is the classification for the passage below? Won't be coming back. The food was only mediocre and the service was bad.

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Example: Looking for a pick-me-up after meandering through the galleries at the Warhol Museum, I headed down to the basement to get some coffee from their caf\u00e9.\n\nI was tempted to get food--the grilled cheese looked especially tasty--but I just wanted a quick caffeine fix. I ordered a latte with an extra shot. I figured a triple-shot drink should have been bold enough to power me through the rest of my day. Not so much. This was some of the weakest coffee I've tasted! Even with three shots of espresso, the drink tasted weak and watery. Maybe I've come to expect stronger coffee, but this was a bit of a letdown.\n\nAnd I caution against visiting around lunchtime--I managed to sneak in right as the lunch rush of school groups started. So unless you're prepared to spend lunch dining with chatty teenagers, get to the caf\u00e9 early. Class: erythremomelalgia Example: Only has 4 courts I go here once a year to watch the basketball tournament my fianc\u00e9 coaches. The layout is ok but I wish they had the bathroom in the lobby. For parking there's an empty lot across the street you can park at. It doesn't get as crowded where you won't find a seat as an spectator. Lots of snack selection and their not overpriced. I would say decent. Class: unidigitate Example: Between the dirty underwear drying in the sauna and the painfully uncomfortable massage I highly recommend finding another spa. \nI have been getting massages all over the world for years and have received many in Vegas, however this is the first time I wanted to stop at the beginning and I only let her continue because I was praying it would get better. Unfortunately, that was my mistake because it never did and now there are places on my body that are on fire. I am in more pain then before the massage. YUCK!!\nIt is worth spending a bit more to get better massages (see Rob A.'s review) so that you are feeling good afterwards both physically and mentally and that you've received what you paid for. I understand now why they had Groupons and this wasn't even worth the savings. (it was still over $100)\nUpon leaving I did stop to complain to the front desk and was simply handed a comment card and told to complete it and mail it in. This to me implies they either receive constant complaints, do not care about their customers or both. Class: erythremomelalgia Example: I came here on my sister's recommendation and I was not disappointed. The prices were a bit steep but that's to be expected on the strip. The burger was good, but beware because the portions are pretty big!!\nThey have small booths (good for about 4 people). The wait was a little long but the waitress was super nice! I want to try some of their breakfast foods since their burger was pretty good. Class: unidigitate Example: Saw owner wipe the tops of the red ketchup bottles with the same rag he used to clean the table. Won't go back. Class: erythremomelalgia Example: Beautiful location. We had a nice time walking through the gardens and touring the property. The staff is incredibly friendly. We stayed in the Octilla, but didn't do the executive lounge, there were too many time places to eat and drink. The rooms were gorgeous and spacious. There was a pool and hot tub closer to our building but spent most of the second day at the Cabana Club which is closer to the spa. Drinks here are weak and probably not worth it. But the hot tub is large and the waterfall slide is another fun option.\nWe enjoyed the happy hour at Frank and Albert, $5 martini's. My favorite was the Apple Spice (nothing like those sickly sweet green appletini's). We sat near the fire pits in the main garden area. Dinner at Wright's was amazing and I recommend it. Class: unidigitate Example: recent trip to HOB with 6 others on a Saturday afternoon. There were 7 servers, 1 bartender and one guy I must assume was the GM. there were 8 others in the place. It took 15 minutes to a beer order, they were all too busy yakking it up with each other. This went on for a few beers until we finally called out the waitress! asked her if she planned on making a tip she better get off her tattooed ass and start waiting on us. We ordered food and then had to send it all back!, soggy nasty stuff. The owner better get his/her act together, I give them 6 months before they shutter that location AGAIN!! Class: erythremomelalgia Example: The food was so delicious and I love the family style dinning! The stuffed mushrooms and the alfredo sauce is so AMAZING also the cheesecake is not too shabby either!!! Class: unidigitate Considreing the above, classify the following: Placing a delivery order over the phone is just painful. I had to repeat myself again. And again. And again. I ordered the fresh Thai Spring Rolls and a chicken and shrimp pad thai spicy level 5. The spring rolls fell apart as soon as I picked them up because the shell was too watery. The pad thai was just dry and gross. The chicken was so dry I ended up eating only the shrimp. Not the best Thai food I've ever had. Lots of room for improvement in service and quality of food. I won't be coming back.

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Case: I'm such an addict. I go on these binge trips where I shop at no place else but one store over and over and over again. During the Christmas season I found myself at this store about 3 times a week over a period of a month. I'm sure the sales people recognize me. I have this habit of buying and returning things like clockwork. But each time I return one item, I buy 3 more. So I think HomeGoods is doing just fine with all the traffic I create.\n\nThere are some killer finds in this store but it's still good to have an app on your phone to scan items and look online to see if you're getting the best deal. \n\nIt's a pretty fun store to browse and browse. It's got a little crazy feeling like a Ross or Marshall's because @#$# is just everywhere.... but I guess that's their merchandising tactic. Make it feel more discount-y by cramming as much stuff into the shelves as possible.\n\nYou'll find some great bric-a-brac for the kitchen. I bought some really nice Global knives here for about 30% off department store prices. I've also bought many pet blankets, beds and clothes. My doggie doesn't know what a HomeGoods advertisement he is.\n\nThis is not a store you can just \""run in\"" and grab something. It's all about the shopping and finding. Classification: Jacobean Case: Was really excited to try this place out. The decor was adorable and the service was pretty good, but found their food to be just okay. I tried two different tacos, one was okay, but the jerk chicken was awful. I even asked the waitress if it was in fact jerk chicken and she said it was and I told her I didn't like it at all. I didn't even it and mind you one taco with nothing else is $5. She didn't take it off the bill, which shows me they aren't interested in customer service. Classification: diffuse Case: We went to Christopher's a few years ago when it was at the old location. It was our anniversary, and we looked forward to a similar experience for dinner. Unfortunately, we were really let down and both agreed to not give it another shot -- especially given the high price. A lot of reviews here talk about Happy Hour, so maybe that would have been a better experience but we won't be going back to find out.\n\nHere is a quick breakdown:\n\nservice 4 stars - very friendly and courteous. No complaints here at all. The only ding is that he served diet coke that was clearly flat and we could not spot one bubble in the glass. The second one was a bit better but still flat. 18% gratuity was automatically added which was sort of strange, but I would have tipped him at least that much anyway.\n\nlobster bisque 3 stars (had way more cream & less lobster taste)\n\ntruffle-infused filet mignon 3 stars - we ordered this medium, it came medium-well to well. Was lukewarm and the truffle-flavor was very subtle and easy to miss. Flavor was overall average.\n\nDuck 2-ways 3.5 stars - no complaints here but did not blow us away\n\nsouffle - 1 star - This was probably the worse souffle we've ever had. It was missing some ingredient, but did not have substance or taste. presentation looked very good though. We've had this at Zinc Bistro and other french restaurants in the valley and this one was disappointing Classification: diffuse Case: I have to say, these fish tacos are mighty good. \n\nI was reading an article in Charlotte's edition of Creative Loafing and the writer mentioned ordering two specific tacos which found to be delightful. Having live most of my life near the coast, I have a rule about eating seafood so far inland. Yet, I've heard nothing but good things about this restaurant and I was literally a block away..so how could I resist?\n\nI ordered a BBQ Mahi taco, which I'm told was featured on 'Diner's, Drive In and Dives.' The fish wasn't as fresh as it would be at a beachfront taco stand and the sauce was a tad sweet for me, but that was nothing a little hot sauce couldn't fix. \n\nI also ordered a Tavaroo Tuna taco, which had a hint of wasabi and was fantastic. \n\nIt was early Saturday night and the dining room was filling up quickly, so I say at the bar and could observe everything coming out of the kitchen..and it all looked delectable. \n\nNice margarita menu and beer selection too. Classification: Jacobean Case: We loved this rest to eat and watch bellagio fountain show at night time.\nSo romantic..everytime when we were in vegas, we stopped by this rest to eat and enjoy free show. Classification: Jacobean Case: Just awful customer service. Like most people in the valley, I'm stuck with US Airways because they're the hometown carrier. And after my recent experience with the airline's customer service, I mean it when I say I will do my best to avoid US Airways whenever I can.\n\nMy girlfriend and I had a 2:50pm flight to Minneapolis booked for Friday, September, 16th for a wedding. On Sunday, September 11th, a friend of ours (who was going to be in the wedding in Minnesota) was killed in a hit-and-run. The funeral ended up being Friday at 11:00am. With all the fees associated with changing our flight US Airways wanted nearly $650.00 dollars to change our outbound tickets. That's more than I paid for the round trip! It's also way inflated compared to what they were asking for the one ticket to Minneapolis at the later time. We asked if we could just skip our flight and book the later ticket. The agents said we would lose our return ticket if we didn't pay a $150 reissuing fee.\n\nThey said they would waive the fees for people who could prove they were family. The only way to do that was to get a copy of the death certificate, and happen to have the same last name as the deceased. Even if I were family, how could you expect people to ask a mourning father for a copy of the death certificate because his son's horrific death was at a very inconvenient time?\n\nI know many other airlines can be just as difficult, but I never knew one could go so far out of its way to make things so difficult for bereaved customers. Classification: diffuse Case: I feel like Pizza Parma is a prime example of \""don't judge a book by its cover.\"" When you walk by Pizza Parma while downtown, it's pretty easy to write it off, especially when there's so many fine dining options in the area now. It doesn't help that the place tends to be pretty empty, at least from what I've observed - a lack of visible patrons definitely can keep people away. But today I decided to give them a shot, because I really didn't want to stop in anywhere for a big meal - I just wanted a cheap piece of pizza.\n\nThough the place does have a \""dive-y\"" feel to it, it did look very clean and had a welcoming atmosphere once I ventured on in. The tables and chairs - which were mostly the elevated and interconnected kind - admittedly looked a little worn down, but they weren't gross or anything like that. Since I knew I'd likely be eating in a few hours I opted to just eat a plain piece of cheese pizza to hold me over. One piece of cheese pizza and one bottle of Dr. Pepper to go with it cost me $4.25 - not bad, in my opinion. And while not fancy by any means the pizza was pretty tasty; it had the right blend of cheese and pizza and the sauce was very flavorful. It was exactly what you'd want when enjoying a plain ol' piece of pizza.\n\nI'll definitely keep this place's super quick service, relatively cheap prices and impressive portion sizes in mind from now on - it's good to know that there are places you can get into while downtown like this, and from what I'm hearing/reading it's worth exploring the menu and eating something other than pizza here. I admit, however, that I may get some food to go next time if I can, as the old elevated and connected chairs and tables in here sounded like they wanted to break apart at any moment...maybe it's time to update them. After all, \""Dive-y\"" doesn't necessarily have to mean \""falling apart,\"" right? Classification: Jacobean Case: It pains me to write this one. Remember when Rain first opened and became the new \""it\"" club in Vegas? I recall my boys rushing to stay at this place solely because of that club. They would brag about how they got suites upstairs so that in the wee hours of the night, they can stumble their way back up to their rooms while the rest of us have to cab it back to the strip. I'm pretty certain they're not staying here these days.\n\nThe Pauly D Project this season definitely promoted the Palms. Not to mention the notorious Paul Oakenfold was also once a resident at Rain for some time. Even with all that glitz and glam, I can see that the hotel has declined and aged quickly like a consistent crack addict. So many years later, I finally got to stay here because my friends had a special discount.\n\nChecking in was a breeze. They even upgraded one of our rooms to a one bedroom suite. The other room was a regular room which I will talk about later. We entered the suite which wasn't anything spectacular or mouth dropping. It was a living room with a single bedroom next door. The bathroom in the living room portion is just a toilet and a sink while the restroom in the bedroom is a full. The first thing that caught our attention was a poignant stench next to the far side of the bed. We may not watch CSI: Las Vegas but after years and extensive experience in the field, we knew that the odor was generated from the mixing of food, booze, and other unidentified materials. Plain and simple, someone must have yacked their a$$ off. The smell was fresh so it probably happened with the guests' right before us. At least we didn't see any chunks or residue. I only hope that the suspect's friends were able to snap some memorable photos. We called downstairs and they quickly sent us a guy who led us to another similar suite on a different floor.\n\nLuckily the next suite didn't have an odor that rivaled a frat house. However, one of the sinks clogged up pretty quickly after barely running the water. It's not a big issue and we dealt with it but my curious mind started going off on a tangent. More barf residue? Pubeys? Okay enough of that...\n\nThe other room that I stayed in was an average room. We originally asked for two beds but somehow they decided to give a single bed and said the two bedrooms were all booked. I wasn't about to share a single bed with couple so I had two options, the couch or the floor. I'm not a super tall dude, 5'9\""-5'10\"". The couch was about 4\"" long. Bite the bullet and ride it on the floor buddy. But the fun didn't stop there. Nothing major but when little stuff builds up; it starts to prey on you like the water board torture method. The water from the toilet in our restroom didn't stop running. The shower and sink pressure was weak, maybe because all the water was spewing through the toilet non stop? You can hear that crap all night. Speaking of noise, we also listened to bass throughout the night from the clubs and bars. \n\nThe only highlight of this stay was the Earl of Sandwich in the food court which just opened not too long. Actually the \""fast\"" food court wasn't too shabby in general. Earl's, Panda's Express, Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs, a froyo joint, McDonald's, Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf, and a pizzeria. There's also a movie theatre next to the food court. Love the fact that Earl is open 24/7.\n\nPalms may look like a pleasurable and grand resort on the outside but I think they have slowly deteriorated internally. The once amazing and lively joint has lived out their prime. They are now in need of some dire work. Even a good amount of botox shots may not be able to bring their elite status back. I don't really see myself staying here again. It's off the strip, the rooms need fixing up, and I can always hit the original Earl of Sandwich at PH. Sorry Palms, you haven't aged well at all. Classification: diffuse What is the classification for the passage below? Terrible service and empty pans. We have been to this location three times and every time they have empty pans and are understaffed. Never have the apologized for the long wait. I will not return to this location.. I will stick to the one on Estrella.

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Example: I got a great deal on Travelzoo and we ate there on July 10. The selection was really good and the set up is like a cafeteria. I enjoyed the food too. The seafood stew are awesome! Class: albarium Example: The worst paella I ever had in my life. If you're looking for real or at least good paella this is not the place. Very good sangria. Class: dyscrasic Example: Couldn't even get through to make a reservation. A brief hold is not 6+ minutes. Not getting my business. Class: dyscrasic Example: I would definitely recommend this service to anyone looking! After calling around and getting different estimates I called Pineapple Lawn Service. They came out the same day I called gave a quote half the price of some others and completed the job that right then. The whole process took less than 2 hours and they did an amazing job. Class: albarium Example: Admittedly, I haven't been there in about 8 months or so, so I haven't seen the place since the revamp. But I loved the 3.99 Steak and Egg Special. It's the second best deal in Las Vegas (behind Mr. Lucky's Gambler Special). My rating isn't so much about the cheap food served credibly, but the characters that call the place home. I usually sit at the counter. Everyone else there must eat there everyday. They all seem to know each other and the staff. You can eavesdrop the most interesting of stories, while you're there. So the food is ok, but there is a certain genuineness to counter area that's hard to find, especially in Las Vegas. I fear that may ave been uprooted with the remodel. I'll update after my next visit. Class: albarium Example: I have to say I really like Panda Express. Most of them are very good.\n Clean and quick. which will always make one happy. \nAlthough they did not have the items that I really wanted, I still got what I liked.\nThey give you a few options on rice and noodles.\nNice and hot. Place looked pretty clean inside. Even though they were busy.\nI got it to go, so everything was great. Parking is a little tough. Class: albarium Example: good Chinese food is hard to find in LV especially being from Cali, the only good thing about this place is that it's close to my house and it's similar to Panda express except its made to order. I usually have to add a lot of chili oil and soy sauce to my orders to give it more flavor but besides that, all I can say is that it's 5 mins from my house which is a plus when I'm craving chinese and don't want to drive to chinatown (spring mtn) Class: dyscrasic Example: True Story and my first yelp review,\n\nI am not one a disgruntled employee, but a customer who was told to \""GET OUT\"". I went there for an $13 (w. tax & fees) oil change. Once they are done changing the oil, they check your car. One of the workers called me and told me to go talk to this Asian guy who was working on my car.\n\nHe showed me that my car's water pump was leaking. And I told him that its not, and as I was about to explain him that Toyota fixed that issue because it was covered in the warranty. What he saw was the dried up coolant from the leak before it was fixed. He told me to Get Out of the shop. \n\nThis lead to 10 minute me arguing with him about their customer service and how they should handle it. When I went back to their office area another customer left because they didn't like how I was treated. \n\nSo, in short dont go there. You will get you cheap oil change, but with that you will get a really cheap customer service. Class: dyscrasic Classify the case below. What's to say? I mean another classic example of overloaded wait staff on a football Sunday afternoon. Staff up people! The experience started out fine but ended horribly with us waiting for nearly 15-20 minutes just to cash out. In between the beginning and end of our stay we were bombarded with nearly warm beer and ghost like service. Oh well, I had high hopes and I'll probably give it another shot in time when the place isn't as crowded. \n\nPS. If you are a Redskins fan, this is your place! They have a whole room dedicted to you.

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Example: I used to come here for my monthly pedicures, but ultimately I just didn't like sitting inside a Walmart, with shoppers constantly going by and noises drifting in- it should be relaxing! I don't avoid this place on purpose, but there are too many better choices in the area. \n\nDepending on the time of day, you may get in right away, or you might need to wait- but it's not like there's nothing to do nearby! It is very bright and clean inside. There are a few nail stations and 4 or 5 pedicure chairs. They have a TV on the wall that you can watch while you're getting your nails done. \n\nEveryone here is very welcoming and nice. I'm not too sure of the situation, but the business is run by and employs several family members. The techs love to chat you up but a few are very hard to understand. That, and I don't really have enough to talk about and usually just want to relax, so I make some small talk then break out a magazine. \n\nThe service here is very inexpensive and standard. The best deal is a mani+pedi with hot stone massage that they always have on special. It's under $30, but you will be charged for anything non-basic and asked if you'd like each service as you go. The technicians are always very clean and meticulous with their work. If you get the callus removal, your feet will be baby soft afterward! No cuticles will go untrimmed. They do nice french tips but you may want to ask for a clear base polish- I think the one they use by default is too pink. You can also get nail art - they do a good job at flowers, but I haven't ever seen them do anything else. Class: tentwork Example: Will go there every trip to VEGAS. Forget all the \""new upcoming clubs\"", this is it PEOPLE! Of course this jewel is located in one of the worst casinos on the strip, the name was something like harrys saloon, OH WELL! Take it down to DRAI'S! Music kept me going till 7 AM! Good morning? Class: pennatularian Example: My friends and I decided to give Commonwealth a try after going to the food trucks across the street at the El Cortez. I was very impressed by the interior, it made me think of something you would see in a major downtown city. With a lot of wood and high ceilings and a nice bar area.\n\nWe purchased our drinks which were on par with Vegas strip lounges and headed to the roof. Despite the cold, the roof was very nice featuring plenty of room for standing and a few sitting areas right by the railing with some nice views of the El Cortez. Despite having a bar only a few feet away, there was a very friendly and smiling waitress who was always stopping by to make sure we had drinks throughout the night.\n\nAfter a few hours the place became crowded and I'm pretty sure they began charging a cover at the door. We went back downstairs where a few people were dancing and a DJ was playing some really cool old school stuff (think Tupac, Notorious BIG, etc).\n\nI've personally never been a fan of downtown bars, but Commonwealth totally changes my mind about that! Class: pennatularian Example: Waverly is in a former brothel, former karaoke bar/rock venue, resurrected from Montreal's notoriously loud and sexy past. Now it's looking modern, clean, bright and comfortable - the best change to the space is the wide open floor-to-ceiling windows making the whole bar feel more spacious and connected to the happy action on this loveable corner of the Mile End. The pints are a little overpriced for the area, but not for comparable joints in other cities. Class: pennatularian Example: I came here on a whim for a gel mani and pedi. My gels turned out good but my pedi was horrible, the same day my polish chipped from the nail tech painting it onto my skin (so when it came off my cuticle the polish on my nail went with it). I came back the next day to have it fixed by Tony. The staff needs to learn how to take their time in order to offer flawless service and the salon needs a deep cleaning as well. Class: tentwork Example: keep this place clean! whwn I was sitting by the cash register I could see how dirty it was. Brown paper towels,papers,trash can full and walking buy like there was nothing on the floor.it was a slow night. Nobody was there but my couisn and me. Please keep your work area clean cause it makes jack in the box dirty and ghetto. Class: tentwork Considreing the above, classify the following: This review is for breakfast. Fast food style, a little better than Dennys and McDonald's.

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Example: I've only been here for off peak sporting events (watched the Belmont one time and a 2nd round Blackhawks hockey game the other time...no NCAA basketball or NFL Sunday craziness), but we thought the venue was great. Both times, we were told that we had to leave before a certain time, as we were seated in areas with reserved spots later in the day; but, what we wanted to watch was ending in time anyway. In hindsight, it would have been a good idea to call ahead, but it worked out. \n\nThe main screen is huge, like a movie theater's screen. There are also several off shooting areas (those had a lounge feel), which made the overall restaurant feel huge. Food was good, but not particularly memorable either way. You're coming for the event anyway, and the food is good enough while you watch. \n\nHaving a sports book right there is nice & convenient, but the lines can be long. You'll want to allow plenty of time to place your bets to avoid the chaos of the last minute rush. Class: rackway Example: Been many times....\n\nPros:\n- Fresh food well portioned and presented. Today I had Farmers Salad with a side of hummus. \n- Friendly staff\n- Price is right \n- IF you get one of the sweets, they are really good!\n\nCons:\n- on the loud side\n- seats are hard chairs\n\nOut of the ordinary\n- unisex bathrooms. Shared wash bowls. \n\n\nI enjoy Liberty Market very much. LIKE them on Facebook and you get to see what the specials are; very creative and tasty. Class: rackway Example: Was excited to try this place. 1 star for having Four Peaks on tap and another star for the service. Food was disappointing to say the least. I originally ordered the spaghetti and meatballs. The meatballs were mushy with no flavor, pasta was over cooked, and the tomato sauce tasted like paste. No seasoning. I sent it back and got the sausage sandwich. It was good, but oddly on one side of the sandwich the sausage was cold and the rest was hot. French fries were good. Wife had margarita pizza which had the same lack of flavor and pasty sauce. Our server was good quickly replaced my meal was apologetic and provided good service. Highly unlikely I will return-Sauce is 10 min further and 10x better. Class: sulfaquinoxaline Example: I have been to many Jimmy Johns in the past and have always been satisfied with my experience. This time, however, was different. My wife and I saw that a new location had just opened up less that 4.5 miles away and that it would be a good lunch option for delivery. We called in, told them our location, were promised they could deliver, and placed our order.\n\n30 minutes later, we received a call telling us they could not deliver and that we would need to come pick it up. My wife was (in my eyes) justifiably upset. I called and spoke to the general manager and told him to make it better. I said you can deliver the food, which he claimed would be a violation of their franchise agreement and could make them lose their franchise. I did not push the delivery and said I would come pick it up free of charge. He refused, saying that I could do \""what all the other customers do\"" and that since I was not inconvenienced that he wouldn't do anything. He even claimed that he was the one inconvenienced because their \""driver drove all the way to Cloud Road\"" (about 4 miles) and wasted gas. I feel like he did everything short of telling me just to deal with it.\n\nThe manager offered no compromise and no apology. Worse, I felt as if my complaints weren't valid and that I was being pushed off the phone. I love Jimmy John's food, but I will not be going to this location ever again. Class: sulfaquinoxaline Classify the following: The front door man told me it would be a certain amount to get in the door, then when I went to pay the woman inside charged way less. Seems like the door man was just trying to make extra cash. The place wasn't that busy at all, and I didn't like the music. It definitely wasn't worth the cover. I have a much better time at free clubs in Old Town with better music.

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Example: Dear Gordon Ramsay:\n\nYour restaurant. We need to talk about it. \n\nFirstly, the waiter acted like he found us under a rock. The draft cider I had was flat. But I suppose food is your fort\u00e9, so let's move on to that.\n\nDon't con me. I'm from Western Pennsylvania. Frank's Red Hot with minced garlic does not yield wing sauce. Butter would have helped. Grade: D+\n\nPrime rib does not need to be rolled in road salt prior to cooking. I've had better leftovers from things I cooked blackout drunk at 4AM in college. Grade: D-\n\nYour mashed potatoes are a culinary abomination. They smelled like my high school gym locker at the end of the semester. I took one bite and wanted no more. Again, apparently sodium is your secret ingredient. Grade: F\n\nThe cooked carrots were acceptable. Grade: C\n\nPlease, if you need a kitchen to throw pots and pans around in and act like a fussy little lady, look no further than your own chain. Class: fairness Example: I love this place!!! I am from NY and my fav food is a bagel. I have taken a drive to try a couple of bagel places but this one is my spot. It happens to be close for me too. I mainly get a bagel but I have also tried lunch items. i am always satisfied with the food. Service is slow at times but that's cause there is only one toaster. I do agree with the guy who said get a pan and stove. I actually love how the eggs are in the micro but i know i'm alone in that.lol Class: suprahuman Example: If you think this place is ok then obviously you dont know what to look for. I agree with the restrooms being absolutely disgusting every time ive been here.it grosses me out to think about whos in charge here and are their kitchen practices or personnel / personal hygeine ok? The girl at the front is very rude and didnt say 1 word or thanks when we paid.....just gave me the receipt??? General Tsos chicken taste like deep fat fryer scraps of rubber? Sweet and sour sauce is horrible....tastes like water? \n It USED to be fresher but its obviously going down hill for them? Ive chosen other places as my favorite. Rice n noodle (windmill - s. jones) and Baidu (robindale -s. jones) Blows them away!!!! I will no longer be returning .....Sorry\nNooooo I should be saying thanks! Class: fairness Example: I had a nice lunch here today. Despite arriving at 12:30 - smack in the middle of the usual lunch rush hour - there was no waiting. The waitress was friendly, and the pizza was pretty good (I went with the classic pepperoni). I haven't been to one of these for well over a decade, but I doubt it'll take me that long to return. Class: suprahuman Classify the case below. I guess I have never reviewed CFMF. \n\nWe have been long time fans of all the locations. You know you can get a good Breakfast lunch or dinner here. \n\nToday we had 2 kids meals, I am trying to eat less for dinner. \n\nOne was bean and cheese burrito and one was chicken taco. Both were excellent. Child 2 said it was better then Filberto's, Roberto's etc. WOW She is a bean connoisseur. \n\nThe taco meal was good, It came with Rice and beans as a side. Perfect amount of food with out stuffing yourself. \n\nBest part it was less then $10 for 2 meals. Holla

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Example: i had a great time here as well...it was packed, i believe perez hilton was there...whatever\ni had an awesome time. i was heading in2 the ladies room and this man approached my friend and i, asked us to join one of his high end clients, and my friend and i are like what the hell, this is our last night, we better just have fun and go with the flow, we ended up parting in vip with the owner of the bellagio..and his gorgeous entourage..=] Class: fratch Example: About the only reason to come here is if you cannot get what you need somewhere else. The employees are unfriendly, unhelpful, and annoying. The \""Geek Squad\"" is totally overrated, in my opinion - Is it me, or do they always seem like they are talking down to you?\n\nPrices are high, and I can see why they are closing so many of their stores. Class: priggish Example: OK so hers the deal with augies, its a 5 star joint with a 10000 grade rating. The staff, including the mangers are spot on, and just overall bad ass! You need to come Down and see what all the fun is about. Class: fratch Example: This recently opened Indian restaurant was not very busy on the Monday evening of our visit. We recived complimentary papadum with a spicy mint sauce and the worst tamarind sauce I have ever encountered. Our entrees were boti kabob masala (lamb chunks in a rich yellow curry) and Murgh madras (boneless chicken in a tomato/cream curry). In addition, we ordered naan and zeera rice (lightly spiced basmati rice with cumin seeds). Neither entr\u00e9e scaled any culinary heights though the amount of animal protein in each would likely have caused Hannibal Lechter to rejoice. I felt menu prices, separate charge for plain rice, were on the high side. Class: priggish Classify the following: I could wrap myself in these fabrics all day long, yes i sure could! From curtain to dressmaking and craft - they have it all. I've seen a couple of fabrics for my \""project curtain\"" and also set my eye on a Liberty Fabric for a top/dress - yes they do a selection of Liberty fabrics! Plus they are starting up dress making courses to which I've signed up for! I think they do one to make kids clothing too. Along with fabrics they have the tools that you may require when doing these projects. They staff are pretty awesome too. I asked a few different staff members different questions and I had great answers too! Another good thing is they have car parking, so no danger of running out of coins for the meter!

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Example: The most miserable experience in a hotel! I wasted almost 2 hours waiting in a long line to check in and my luggage to arrive to my room. I was woken up by construction workers outside and a weird smell into room that maybe coming from the machinery the workers are using. I can't get the balcony doors to shut, so it maybe letting in the fumes. I called the hotel 20 minutes ago and they said security is going to be sent up to investigate. Thank goodness there isn't a fire. Class: everyman Example: Hands down the nicest hotel on the strip. OMG it's so nice. That's all I can say. They have gondoliers like Venice and the sky is breathtaking inside. Yea, it's all inside. Your life will never be the same after staying here. The only reason I'd consider giving it 4 stars is because it's too nice and now i dont want to stay anywhere else. Class: pityproof Example: When I first walked in it seemed like a clean, decent place. The menu doesn't state that brown rice is extra compared to white. Nick was walking around talking on his cellphone the whole time even while serving us our food. The waitresses need to wear longer shorts. They were disgustingly short. I don't want to look at another girls butt cheeks while eating my lunch. The food was okay, would probably only come back for the Kahlua pork. But other than that, I will probably not visit again. Class: everyman Example: Another one of my favorite buffets!!! No, it's not on the strip. Yes, it's at the M Resort... Yes, M Resort is that one hotel off the 15 surrounded by absolutely nothing where you can see the lights and hotels of the strip in the distance.\n\nTotally worth it.\n\nAlong with the buffet comes unlimited drinks. And by unlimited drinks I mean beer, wine, and cider. For free. Although, you should be nice and tip them lol\n\nSo at Studio B they have the weekday lunch buffet, which does NOT have the crab legs and other seafood. It's a little more boring, but also because the price is MUCH cheaper. Then they have weeknight buffets and then the weekend seafood buffet. I love the weekend seafood buffet because they have snow crab legs (hot and cold), raw oysters (which are just eh-- but they're raw oysters and you're in Vegas, you can expect them to be fresh LOL), shrimp, paella, etc. There's a bunch of dishes that you can't find during the rest of the week.\n\nThere's an incredible selection of food. I usually start at the end with the pizzas and salads. By the time I'm halfway through the line my plate is full and overflowing. I always get prime rib, but that's partly because I want to get my money's worth in food. Whenever I come for the seafood buffet, my boyfriend and I get at least one full plate of crab legs, piled high like a mountain. \n\nI never eat the sushi there or the Asian food, but that's also because I feel like it's a waste of precious stomach real estate when you eat orange chicken and eggrolls at a buffet like this.\n\nThere's a huge dessert selection as well. I don't like the desserts as much as I like Wicked Spoon's desserts. Their gelato's just ok, but I always get some because I can't say no to ice cream lol. They have a lot of dessert shooter type things in mini cups that are just okay as well. Their creme brulee's not bad though. They serve espresso and coffee in that dessert section as well, but I'm usually all tapped out to get anything from there. Class: pityproof Considreing the above, classify the following: If you need some cheep yet fashionable accessories or clothing ladies look no further! \n\nForever 21 has everything you are looking for at low low prices. They are one of the few cheep women's clothing stores that tries to emulate high fashion designs so you will find a lot of types of clothing here including a great variety of dresses. \n\nThey also always have great sales. So it's even better when you find cheep cute clothes on the sales rack!\n\nI wish there was one closer to my house! :(

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Example: I couldn't be happier with Horizon View Medical, I've had two appointments and each time I got in at my appointed time. Dr. Dunsmoor is wonderful, you won't find a more caring Dr. The staff is great, they are friendly and very efficient. I feel very fortunate to have found this practice! Class: spilth Example: I must start by saying WOW Edinburgh residents are far more friendly than (some) of those in London. As soon as we got off the train, the taxi driver that took us to the hostel was more than happy suggesting places to go out and sights to see. We were then warmly greeted at the door of the Central Youth Hostel and lead up to our spacious, clean and warm 3 bed room.\n\nThrough out the whole weekend we were all very impressed with the location (very central) service, food at the restaurant and 24 hour reception which was great when we stumbled home at 3am and couldn't find our keys! Would definitely stay here again on my next trip to Edinburgh, beautiful city and we most certainly be returning. Class: spilth Example: Picked up my Uncle and got him checked in. Lugged his stuff up to his room and then made arrangements to meet downstairs after he unpacked and relaxed a bit.\n\nWent to the Long Bar, only a few patrons on the bar. Contemplated whether I would play a little video poker when I was approached by the bartender Antwon - I simply asked for a glass of water to start. He asked if I were staying at the D or planning on playing. I replied that I was not staying, and not sure if I was going to play.\n\nHe informed me in a curt tone that since I was not a guest nor was I playing that he could not serve me a glass of water. He then just walked away.\n\nI was shocked to say the least. I was in a newer tee shirt and shorts, I did not smell, but felt I was treated like a vagrant. I did not ask for a free beer, or liquor - simply a glass of water and was treated like shit.\n\nI come to Vegas on a regular basis and am usually downtown. I thought the D had done a fabulous job on the rooms, casino and atmosphere of the facilities, but I guess I had it wrong. \n\nI will NEVER set foot in this property again, not to play a penny or to eat. I will be sure to let my friends know how i was treated. Class: begartered Example: no atmosphere. average food. prices aren't great. service usually subpar and hard to get good games on unless they're on ESPN or it's the super bowl. Class: begartered Classify the following: Let me try to tackle the tall task of writing a non-sleezy review for a gentleman's club. \n\nI enjoyed my experience here. I really did. Came here for a friend's bachelor party. Despite what others say about kama sutra, etc etc, I believe that THIS place really is the definitive Montreal experience. \n\nEven though, I did not partake in the festivities upstairs, the show was genuinely enjoyable. \n\nCame here around 5pm for an early show. Girls were still gorgeous and one of them definitely gave us a flash dance moment with the pole acrobatics. \n\nSeven o'clock arrives and you start seeing some drop dead gorgeous tall model types appear. \n\nDefinitely great for some eye candy. Coming from NYC the prices here offer a real bargain.

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Example: I went to Tempe Bicycle @ 405 W. University and I was the worst experience in a bicycle shop that I have ever had.\n\nI went looking for a tune-up on my bike, left it with them came back the next day and they hadn't done anything to it and hadn't mentioned any suggestion on how to improve my shifting problems with my bicycle.\n\nI felt like they handled me like a cow in a heard and it wasn't even busy being summer (may 21st 2008)\n\nThe other thing that I should mention is that my bike seat was stolen and the wanted to charge me 10 for a bolt to replace my quick release bolt. That's TEN DOLLARS for a bolt....these guys are no good crooks and don't deserve your business...I learned my lesson and called around for referrals after that and found tow places that I would trust in Tempe.\n\nEhrhardt's Schwinn Bike (50 years in business)\n111 West University Dr. Tempe, AZ\n480-967-2137\n\nand \n\nDomenic's Cycling\nThey recently moved so I would call: 480-967-7700 Class: Hapalotis Example: only good after 4 to 7 beers Class: Hapalotis Example: Alright! This is my very first review and it's negative for the simple fact that I just had the worst experience at a Pho restaurant. \n\nI called in a to-go order at this place, that included Pho and spring rolls, and the host on the line stated my food would be ready in 10-15 min, thinking that is pretty long in my head but I did order crispy spring rolls with lettuce and mint leaves, so i say \""sounds good.\"" I get there 15 min after I placed my order and tell the host I was there to pick up and he gave me a deer in headlights look and said \""we are running behind do you still want your order?\"" Not thinking he might have not placed my order when I called in (which is exactly what happened) I said \""yes.\"" It's raining out and I love Pho when it's raining! I actually waited another 20 min before my food came out while 2 other patrons came in and received their pick up orders. I said something to the host about it taking soo long 10 min in to the wait and again the deer in headlights glare came back and he said \""sorry we're just so busy.\""\nI would be OK with this if he would have told me on the phone that it would take 35 min to make Pho even though it's just broth and noodles!! I will never go back to this place, I will stick to my Saigon Pho on Alma School in between Warner and Ray in Chandler to fulfill my Pho needs!\n\nPHO YOU PHOCKERS AT PHO DA LAT!!!! Class: Hapalotis Example: The welcome that I received from the reps at the the desk and the sales rep, Trent, made me feel comfortable enough to sign up on my first visit without feeling pressured. Between knowing a few people that have been training here for some time and the strong presence that I've seen at all of the competitions for the combat arts,there honestly wasn't much of a haggle when it came down to signing up. \n\nI guess when you have a positive environment that's run this well and full of champions (in and out of the ring/cage/mat) there isn't a need to sugarcoat anything. It's motivating to experience the energy of a serious gym where kids are training next to modern day samurais and growing from the inside out!!!\n\nThis facility comes with an experience that will make you come back for more; pleasure or pain :) Class: splenatrophia Example: I eat there four or five times each week. I love the Chinese food the best, but my wife like the sushi as well. Today I had the Hawaiian BBQ pork. The flavor was delicious. The restaurant is family owned with fast tasty home style food and friendly service. The portions are large with fair prices. I have tried most everything on the menu and I enjoyed every meal. You can't go wrong eating there. I highly recommend Asian Island. Class: splenatrophia Example: They sold this store but promised to email when new location is opened. Owner wanted a bigger place to expand the menu to incorporate pho and other often requested items. Class: splenatrophia Classify the case below. Great service, quality work, good prices. What more can you ask for? Oh, I know... it's independently owned. Love it!

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Example: I've dined at this location and I've used their delivery service multiple times, and here are my thoughts.\n\nDining in: The place is cute and quaint, but it's not a good place to have a business lunch or a deep conversation, If you're going for good food, a friendly atmosphere and a low-key environment, then it's a winner. But I wouldn't go there to dine in if you're looking for a quiet meal or a place to eat and relax.\n\nDelivery: Amazing. I live in a nearby neighborhood and use the delivery service frequently. They only charge $1 for it, which is well worth the price (and, of course, whatever you decide to tip). My food always arrives as ordered, hot, and quicker than their time estimates. I probably do this about once every couple of weeks and I'm never disappointed.\n\nFood: The food is good quality. I like the flavors. My only complaint is that there is too much cheese on the pizzas (but I fully realize that others feel the exact opposite) and a few times the fries have been overcooked. But 90% of the time I'm thrilled. If you haven't tried this place out, I'd definitely give it a go! Class: apsidal Example: Came in on a Tuesday night with my friend. It wasn't busy and we were sat right away. Our sever was super friendly. We started with a Guava margarita and a passion fruit margarita. Really yummy. The complimentary salsa was okay, nothing special. The ambiance of the room was really nice, very day of the dead and eclectic. I ordered the Pollo Al Horno. The server said that was great dish served in banana leafs. So I was pretty excited but he came back and told me it wasn't prepped and it would take 45 mins. He asked me if I like pork, I said no I don't eat any pork products. So he suggested a shrimp dish. Great. I love seafood. Food comes out. They also give us a family style plate of beans and rice to share. My seafood dish he picked for me has chorizo, pork product. My friend debates whether to eat his Camaron al maya tacos. After a bit of encouragement he eats and likes it. Finally the sever comes back, apologizes. I ask just for carne asada tacos. The carne asada tacos are okay, it needed a bit of salt and some more heat. Nothing I would come back for. I would probably come back for just for drinks and atmosphere but never for food. Class: uncrooking Example: Wow! I was just here a few months ago. How fast can a burger place go down hill? I wish I would have read the recent reviews before eating here. I would have gone to In-n-Out in a heart beat. \nJust like previous patrons have stated, the burger tastes like it is freezer burned, the 'Endless' fries are not very good, the service is lacking, the bartender assumed I wanted Med. their version is very pink and greasy as well. \nOnly positive is the beer. \nNext time I'll drive out of my way to a close Red Robin. Everything is much better there. Class: uncrooking Example: Walked in...was able to order the lunch special...got our miso soup and the bowls the soup were in were completely filthy. Gunk crusted on the outside of both of our bowls. We told the sever and he made excuses. We canceled our order and left. Oh and this place doesn't know what air conditioning is apparently. Class: uncrooking Example: Like all Roberto's - it hits the mark with fast and delicious (and cheap) Mexican food. This one is at a gas station and has no fine-in, but has plenty of outdoor seating! The people who work there are ultra-nice. Again, the rolled tacos covered with guacamole are the best! Class: apsidal Example: It started out a little disappointing as we had to wait 20 minutes for our table prior even though we had a reservation. The restaurant decor is very elegant and interesting. We started with oysters and scallops. Both were phenomenal. Probably best seared scallops I have ever had. Both are signature items for the chef. For dinner we had the NY Strip and the short ribs. Both were excellent choices. Very nice wine selections. The service was also very impressive. I don't think it's any more pricey than other fine dining restaurants and I would highly suggest a visit. Class: apsidal What is the classification for the passage below? I was in town for the weekend and decided to have a quick dinner with my family. I love Pizza Hut, like love, love them. This one was terrible. The sauce tasted funny and the crust was kind of chewy. This did not even compare to the bad service.\n\nI made an online order and did not receive a call to confirm my order so I called them. They confirmed my order. My husband went to go pick it up. When I got up to get mine I noticed that both pizzas were the same. I called the store and spoke to a manager, she was kind of condesending and made me feel like I was lying. I asked to have the replacement delivered since it was just down the street. She wanted to give me credit and I said no because I don't even live there. She told me it would take 40 mins for it to be delivered and that she would call when it was on it's way. \n\nBy then it was already getting late and I was starting to fall asleep. 45 mins passed and there was no call. I was about to call back when I finally got a knock on the door. The driver told me I had a balance due and I said, \""Nooooo...\"" He said oh, you paid online? I said yes. So he said there wasn't a signature line and he had to get my signature. Then he said, that's funny, there's no delivery charge. I said I hope not. He then asked me if they messed up on my previous order and I said yes, I got the wrong pizza. Then he really pissed me off because he's still holding the pizza and annoyingly says, \""Well I wish they would've told me this was a freebie!\"" Why would they tell you that? Does it matter? Do you do something special to it like spit on it before it gets there because it's free? \n\nSo rude from beginning to end.

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Example: I love this place. The wine is always fresh and there is a ton of selection available. They also offer half glass pours of all glasses available on the menu. So if you are trying to decide to have another glass this is the perfect option. They also serve a variety of flights of whites, reds and sweet after dinner wines.\n \nThe food is a great variety they have salads, dips, smoked salmon pitas and surprise sushi and if its not on the menu they are happy to make it for you. \n\nPeriodically they have live music and outside seating when the weather is nice outside. This place is a must to visit if you love a variety of wines an energetic feel and good food. Class: gibbergunyah Example: Despite not being Federal employees in any way, Memorial Day seems to be a time when restaurateurs think they deserve a day off, leaving me with few actual lunch options and relegating me to the worst of the worst: Eating. In an AIRPORT RESTAURANT.\n\nTurns out that Taberna wasn't actually as bad as all that - the bar is nice to spend a few hours waiting for your flight, and the titular Blue Burrito - despite not being blue in any way, shape or form - wasn't too bad by fast food standards, and quite plentiful for the $8 I spent on it. And if you don't like it, you can cover it with Cholula, close your eyes, and pretend you're eating somewhere better. Class: chatterbag Example: I like Rosa's. \nBeing that I've resigned myself to never again eating the great cheap Mexican food I had in Chicago (or even in Madison), I might have just lowered my standards -- but I think that Rosa's serves inexpensive and tasty food.\nI know some other reviewers have complained about the atmosphere, but I think the place is cute. Also, our waiters have always been really friendly. The last time I was there, we were served by a guy named Juan and he was the most outgoing, responsive and sweet waiter I've had in a really, really long time.\nI've only been here for lunch, so I usually have the lunch specials, which are in the $6 range. I feel like I get a pretty good deal, and the service is quick. Class: gibbergunyah Example: Love this hotel. Just opened in February and it's an upscale calming oasis amidst standard Vegas crazy. 4.75 stars\n\nCost to worth it rating: 3 (more than other spots but well worth it)\nReturn worthiness: yes\nEve award: best hotel shower in the US\n\nHighlights:\n- Decor: asian art was nice with a black dragon outline above the bed and nice japanese lamps and paintings \n- Shower: I'm a sucker for a great shower and this was one of the best. 2nd only to a waterfall style one in Shanghai. Long walk in area with a powerful multi-jet square shower head. Also really nice toiletries there waiting for you.\n- Room: spacious and with a comfortable bed and cool long couch where 2 people could spread out abs chill\n- Little touches: from the trendy swipe in front of the door key to the college dorm room style tassel that means do not disturb to the fuzzy soft flip flops they leave for you by your bed each night, it distinguished itself from other hotels \n- Staff: top level service\n- Room service: awesome menu from nobu with upscale Japanese items not even on the restaurant menu\n\nMidlights:\n- Fancy elevator: have to scan your card to get in which is secure but my cuz and I had to go in different elevators which was weird\n- In Caesars: the persona of the hotel only extends to the small reception hallway and the rooms. On the plus side, you get all the big hotel amenities like the huge pools, restaurants, and mall.\n\nLowlights:\n- Welcome tea: never got ours and my cuz got hers a day late\n- Scent: overpowering floral smell in the reception hall\n\nLoved my stay here and would definitely return. Class: gibbergunyah Example: Full Disclosure: I only stayed here because I got a great deal on a package trip. \n\nThe hotel is roughly 2.5 miles from the top of the strip - so be prepared to break out roughly $15 each way for cabs. There is a bus that you can take that goes up and down the strip, but you stop all over the place and it takes a long time. Taxis are the price of convenience I suppose. \n\nThe hotel itself offers a great view from the top, but that's about where it stops. The rooms are as follows:\n\nHOTEL:\nBeds - OK\nLinens - OK\nTV - Bad; the remote didn't work most of the time (nor did the physical power button somehow). Of course you're not in Vegas to watchTV, but still. \nBathroom area - Terrible. This was the worst part. You cannot get into the bathroom without almost hitting the toilet with the door. Cramped is an understatement. The lights in the bathroom flicker for about 5 seconds before they turn on - which doesn't sound long, but feels every bit of 10 seconds. \nHousekeeping - They were nice enough.\n\nMajor problems happened when they cut the water off at noon. There was no notice on the door, nor did the front desk tell me upon check in (they should have at least mentioned it). I went to ask a house keeper and she handed me a flyer. This should have been placed in my room the day before to warn me though. \n\nFinally the water did come back on, but it didn't drain properly. I asked for this to be fixed at the front desk. Read below (STAFF) for what happened there....\n\n\nCASINO:\nIt's old, and outdated. That's all there is to say. \n\n\nSTAFF:\nI found this to be a mixed bag. When I first checked in, the woman at the desk was nice. However, every other person after was rude. In the middle of talking to one, another guest came up and cut in. She started talking to him, leaving me standing there. Really? \n\n\nOverall, I will not stay here again. It's not worth the time, effort, and lack of customer service. I suppose it could have been worse, but it's proximity to the strip coupled with the quality of both facility and care is just too low to get me back. Class: chatterbag Example: No one here knows anything. Friend registered here and just had the worst experiences ever. Crib arrived broken and had to be reordered. Everything she registered for wasn't in stock and every employee doesn't know anything cause they disappear to find one that does. Every time I'm with her it's so frustrating. I would never Come back. Class: chatterbag Considreing the above, classify the following: Awesome place! Great for just hanging out or just getting quickly in and out for your beverage needs.\n\nThe parking lot is a little tight with a lot of compact spaces and a shared lot with next door neighbors Penn Station East Coast Subs, Unique Fitness, Flight gone MAD, and a Canine Cafe, but the building is brand spanking new and in a prime location (corner of South Blvd and Remount).\n\nVery industrial feeling when you first come in, but the bottles and bottles of beers on metal and wood shelves give this place a cool vibe. When you venture in the back there is a crazy awesome bar to sit at with concrete counter tops and 12-13 taps. On the back wall is a nice map with numbers - then I realized the numbers correspond with the taps from left to right (facing the bar) and each beer is listed at the bottom of the map. The corresponding number is placed in the location the brew hails from. Awesome system especially since I leave a lot of places asking myself, what did I have? where was it from? The map - while visually striking (black and white) is useful and is a conversation piece as well.\n\nThe black and white theme of Good Bottle continues throughout the store with it's beers (organized by type) and little nails in the shelves with old manila tags resting on the nails with alcohol content, price, and more info. You can build your own six pack or grab one out of the fridge to drink. \n\nIf you like beer, definitely check this place out!

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Text - Okay im not one to EVER hate on chipotle but I came here today asking for a quesarito which I get at every chipotle and know how they make it at every one. So we came to this one because we just happened to be on this side of town and they presume to tell me that I dont know how its made, and they just fold the tortilla over to melt thw cheese inside my burrito but they CHARGED me for a quesadilla and a burrito? Um last time I checked im pretty sure a quesadilla was two tortillas with cheese melted inside. SO would they have charged me extra for a \""quesadilla\"" if I would of just said I wanted melted cheese in my burrito? ON TOP of that they put my toppings in a bowl and then put them on my \""quesarito\"" after.. and I took 3 bites into my burrito and all it consists of is lettuce. The burrito continued all the way to the bottom in layers of what I wanted on it so by the time I got to the bottom I was only eating steak. (See picture) Absolutely terrible. So disappointed and I will NEVER attend this chipotle again. Maybe they should learn from another chipotle in scottsdale how to get things right. \nI love chipotle but this is the worst managed chipotle ove ever been to from los Angeles to new york! Group - paralytic Text - Always good, always fresh ingredients, nice portions. Reasonable prices, nice folks and great coupons. Group - irritate Text - The place is nice, offering the above mentioned games. It's just I feel the place is in need of a little more variety for other types of gamers. Of course, the place just opened so I'll give them that. S Group - irritate Text - Too much oil, chicken is covered in batter, you couldn't even taste the chicken.. It's like a regular Chinese food. Group - paralytic Text - I used I love coming here because it was convenient and never too crowded but lately I have been noticing the filth around and on the equipment. I have been here 3 days in a row this week and the same dust bunnies keep getting larger and larger. The layer of dirt, yes I said dirt, is disgusting. The machines are sticky and the area where I used to stretch has layers of filth in the corners. Group - paralytic Text - Great location, ambiance, and food...who would have thought you could get quality sushi in the desert???\n\nYes it's more California style sushi vs. traditional but more mass appeal for a place like Scottsdale. Baked lobster roll was absolutely delicious. Spent about $200 for 4 people, but we did have sake, wine and beer to go with our meal. Would gladly come back. Group - irritate Classify the case below. i ordered a half a bucket of chicken wings and the chicken finger and french fries meal. the food arrived with everything in the bag soaking wet. i picked up a french fry and it was completely soggy. the fry wouldnt even stand up straight. it just drooped over and almost broke in half. the chicken wings were soggy and a few were even bloody. the food was not even seasoned at all. the food was absolutely disgusting. i complained and atleast the lady that answered was very polite. she offered me a 20% discount on my next order, but i wont need it because ill probably never order food from them ever again.

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Example: cough cough... too... much...oil.\n\nWhen I read reviews that this place had good fried pickles and a great beer selection, I had to check it out. I got the white trash burger and fried pickles. I was not impressed with the food. The fry batter was kind of wet and oily. The beer selection wasn't too impressive. I went with a local, 4 four friends queen city red (terrible).\n\nHowever, our waiters and waitresses (all eight of them) were friendly. Class: inducedly Example: And back up to five stars. Someone from the management wrote me on Yelp to address the cask ale situation, and to let me know that the situation I raised in my last update had been solved.\n\nMy only complaint addressed, I give back a star.\n\nI do not fool myself into thinking that our reviews on Yelp are powerful or even that anybody pays attention to them, but when you raise a concern and the management gets back to you . . . that's almost a magical situation. I think it works to everyone's benefit. Class: Fabian Example: This Chic-Fil-A disappointed me! I've been a fan of this chain for as long as I can remember and was happy that upon our recent move to this part of Charlotte there was one right up the street from our home. So imagine my disappointment when the drive-thru line was slow and the service not nearly as polite, prompt and pleasant as I've come to expect when eating at Chic-Fil-A. I went twice in one day (breakfast and dinner), and the service was disappointing both times. What a let down. Class: inducedly Example: Very disappointed. I always use yelp to look for nearby restaurants, but this BBQ place was not something I expected. They are overpriced. Ordered the surf and turf for $16.99- it was only cheap BBQ pork not properly seasoned and a small daing na Bangus. The halo halo was not good at all for $6.99- it had chunk of ice and not enough \n \""Sahog\"". Never again will I go to this place again. Class: inducedly Example: Super service and scrumptious food! The greens are AMAZING! Very friendly people. Very clean, and I mean clean! I went here for my birthday and one of the customers serenaded me and I got to sign the wall! WooHoo! Class: Fabian Example: What gets you 5 stars? The best bratwurst and cheese fries I've ever had!!!! This is consistently too, not just super great once because one time I was starving and this just happened to be what I could find to eat and mediocre every time after that. have yet to be disappointed by Ted's. Class: Fabian Example: I wish I could leave a review of the food, but I didn't get a chance to have any. I entered the restaurant a couple of weeks ago, craving a gyro, and found a few customers in the restaurant. There wasn't anyone at the hostess stand (or whatever you call it) and so I started flipping through the menu. I know the staff saw me and yet no one came over. Ever. (hence, my first ever 1 star review). After a few minutes of waiting around like an idiot, I walked out. I.hate.bad.service. There is no need for it. That's alright though, I just went next door to True Island BBQ and got some food to go. This place can learn a thing or two from Daryl. Class: inducedly Example: A nice alternative to eating at the convention center while attending a trade show across the street.\n\nI have only eaten lunch here, but every time the food and service has been great. The prices are a little high for what you get, but compared to standing in line for 30 min to eat a hot dog, it's worth it. \n\nThe place is quiet and has a few tvs in the bar to catch up on news or sports. It's a nice break from the convention center crowd. \n\nI usually have a sandwich or burger. Most recently I had the Bahn Mi Turkey Burger with picked vegetables and sriracha mayo. It was really good. There are also a few side options, such as fries, salad or chips. The servers are always friendly and attentive. Class: Fabian What is the classification for the passage below? Its the only good thing about the Phoenix airport. Fresh sandwiches and delicious pastries. you get a fresh baked cookie with every sandwich. Healthy and delicious, give it a try.

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Text - Stale. \n\nStale chips, stale beer (clean the hoses!), the salsa had a weird taste to it, grilled chicken strips were rubbery... \n\nThe ranch was good. It was that thousand-calorie Restaurant Ranch that you can't buy in stores. I liked that. Group - Henrietta Text - It was time for the monthly get together with our foodie friends when we selected Tender Bar & Kitchen as our venue for tasty treats. This old bank converted into new hot spot in Lawerceville takes you back in time (think flappers and Gatsby) while embracing you with childhood memories of food.\n\nThank goodness for small plates because my decisions would have been ever harder! We ordered a little of everything - oysters, hush puppies, deviled eggs, SCRAPPLE, and (my favorite) lobster rolls! Being a native New Englander, this brought me a piece of home. Fresh, sweet, creamy, and the crunch of the roll... I'm salivating as I write this! My only wish is that there were more to a serving or I could just order a larger version.\n\nSince this is the place for high class cocktails, I selected the Blood and Sand. My new favorite beverage in Pittsburgh. Scotch and Blood Orange juice - How can you go wrong? When you visit this diamond, please don't order a bud light. Step out of your comfort zone and try something new.\n\nTo satisfy our groups' sweet tooth, we ordered one of each of the desserts. The moon pie was a little underwhelming. Fluffernutter was finger licking good, bringing me back to my childhood. I wouldn't call the banana split a dessert. It was more like a piece of art. It looked beautiful and delivered delicious flavors.\n\nTender Bar & Kitchen now has a tender spot in my heart. I cannot wait until the next time we venture out for cocktails. Group - Pogonia Text - Just saw the Parma episode of Mystery Diners. While I've never been to the restaurant, what I saw of the owner makes me want to go the next time I'm in Vegas. Chef Marc, you are a good man and a caring owner. If the food is as good as the other reviewers say, then you have a home run. Keep up the good work. Group - Pogonia Text - I have been here many times but recently decided to try the eggs benedict. They are not my favorite. The Howie burger is perhaps one of my favorites! Their fries are well seasoned leaving ketchup as only an option. I have enjoyed the nachos and other items on the menu. I even like the key lime pie although I am generally not a fan. The red velvet cake is the best of any place ever! My fiance ordered this for my birthday a couple of years ago and it was decorated with fresh blueberries and strawberries. Perfection! Group - Pogonia Text - We went to this restaurant because of the four-star rating. The first thing that I noticed when we walked in was a huge stain on the hostesses shirt. The restaurant to split into two sides. Both sides have very old outdated booths and freestanding tables. The hostess wanted to seat us next to the door when you first walk in bad choice !!!!! First of all this is Mesa Arizona, every time that door opened 110 of heat came in. Not a good way to keep customers happy. We move to a booth where when I sat down there was basically no cushion. My bottom hits the hard flat surface that the cushion was supposed to protect you from. Our waitress was nice served us our coffee very fast but then decide to scream across the restaurant to tell a customer she had in the past about her masters degree she's getting over the Internet. The food was average, I really liked my coffee and my toast. My omelette was semi-warm. my husband liked his breakfast, but he is a goat and will eat anything. I don't think we will be going back. Group - Henrietta Text - I brought in my own shopping bag & the unprofessional sloppy heavy set girl looked at me like I was crazy & made me pack my items myself. Ummmm what's your job description again?... Also what's annoying is being rushed by beggers who get nasty when you don't acknowledge them. Park close and don't go alone. Group - Henrietta Classify the following: so good!

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Text - Gross my roomate brought this home one night. I would never recommend peter to anyone!\n\nIt is cheap and discusting! Parents who feed their children this should be jailed for child abuse. Group - noninductive Text - As good as it gets for a hospital cafeteria!!! Fresh, made-to-order sandwiches at the Deli Bar (think Subway), many selections of hot meals with nutrition facts listed on the menu, plus pre-made salads with yogurt and other single-serve foods. And don't forget the salad bar, at $.35/pound has a wonderful selection of fresh ingredients. \n\nExamples of food from my family's visit: a generous scoop of delicious chicken salad, with nuts & grapes, on a small bed of fresh greens for $2.15, hard-boiled egg for $.75; 12\"" spinach-wrap Deli sandwich with pepper turkey, pepper-jack cheese, romaine lettuce and horseradish sauce for $4.40. \n\nLike I said, as good as it gets for cafeteria food! Try it... Group - shotlike Text - Yuk! This review is for the room. The water was shut off a couple of times. The in-room safe did not work. The TV reception was horrible. Our room was only cleaned once on 4 days and they didn't leave any clean cups.\n\nThe only reason I left 2 stars was for the fact that it was not as bad as I thought (the room did not smell like smoke). They had reliable internet access and they did fix the safe after calling the second time. Group - noninductive Text - I feel as if nothing here is clean from the food down to the workers.. Not to mention horrible service. But the food was pretty okay tasting.. Or maybe I was just really hungry? Whatever. Group - noninductive Text - Great food, great staff, a must to stop while in Vegas!!! Most all items are made from scratch and the owner is a wealth of fascinating knowledge and facts. Talking with him during our breakfast was a delight! Group - shotlike Text - This is one of those places where you go by default.\n\nIt's late. Or it's lunch. Nothing is nearby. Very few things are open. Julio's is right there. It's cheap. Why the hell not?\n\nThis place is pretty damn solid. \n\nIt's unhealthy. It's delicious. It's the perfect \""after party\"" food. Catch my \ndrift?\n\nService can be a little slow, but whatevs. Group - shotlike Considreing the above, classify the following: I love sardellas pizza. I have been eating this pizza since I was a kid. Never had a bad pizza yet.

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Example: I disagree with all of the other reviewers who said the sales people were pushy. I went there yesterday for the first time. I literally went to 3 other car washes beforehand and they all seemed to be the kind of \""do it yourself\"" vacuum places, which is not what I am looking for. I want to pay some people to clean my car - simple enough - no effort should be required from my side besides the reach for my wallet.\n\nWhen I arrived, the sales girl was very nice, I told her it was my first time here and I wanted them to do a really great job on the inside. She recommended the wash and inside detail for $70. Since it was my first visit they even gave me a discount off that...\n\nThey quoted an hour and it ended up being two, but it was well worth it. Am I really going to go out there and complain because the two guys working their asses off cleaning the inside of my car are taking too long? No way! I want to get my moneys worth out of this...\n\nI guess pushy sales people are afraid of me... :P\n\nI will definitely be going back. Class: aerage Example: The pulled pork is ok. The ribs are crap. The sauce is good but very sweet. The soda is watered down. But the biggest problem is that it is waaaaaayyyyyyy overpriced. With so many good BBQ options around the valley this is a place you should skip. Class: erysipelatous Example: Madison's was better than I expected it to be, but there were some serious issues that make it an avoid. We ordered a Spinach Artichoke dip that was pretty decent, came with some veggies and maybe 5 small slices of sourdough. We finished all that, had about half of our dip left and asked for more bread. They said it was a $2 charge for more bread. Then the bud girls came over and started trying to give us whistles. While we were eating. It is fine if you are sitting at the bar to bother your customers, but when you are eating some of the most expensive bread in the country, it is nice to be able to enjoy it in peace. Class: erysipelatous Example: This is a great store for those who love exploring the great outdoors. There is a good variety of merchandise for camping, kayaking, running, hiking, and other activities. The goods are high quality and there are many that are hard to find in other stores - such as folding bikes, one of which I'm hoping to purchase in the near future. This explains why a lot of the goods are a bit (but not overly) pricey. Being a hiking enthusiast, I especially like their hiking gear such as trekking poles, and the high-quality detailed trail maps of the local and regional hiking areas. Class: aerage Example: Amazing customer service! They spend time with you and really care. They want to make sure you get the right shoe, not the right sale for them. They put you first. Class: aerage Example: Well, I'm glad someone had a good experience here. Mine was horrible. I'm not complaining about the quality of workmanship because this was fine but the man running the place is HORRIBLE.\n\nI didn't have my red claim ticket because a friend had dropped of the purse for me. However, I did have a receipt showing the purse had already been paid for and I pointed out the purse hanging on the wall and described exactly what it had been brought in for. You'd think surely this would have been enough but, NOT so. The manager flat out REFUSED to give me my purse even with the receipt. I demanded my purse several times and then and only then, he relented--I was FURIOUS.\n\nI will NEVER do business here again even though the owner was very nice and apologetic when I called him at another store. Class: erysipelatous Considreing the above, classify the following: Came here before, they were out of many wines, same story.today. disappointing.

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Text - We recently had lunch at Thai place and were very disappointed. They've cut back on quality and quantity and unfortunately it was very dirty. My husband got food poisoning. The entire menu and restaurant needs redone. We won't be returning. Group - sunburned Text - Amazing!!! do not let the term chiropractor fool you, D.N.F.T. is NOT like the crack and pull chiropractor. This non-force actually works!! After years of pain I am finally pain free, and I can look all the way behind my left shoulder. After 7 years of not being able to move my head left more then 15 degrees, I can look behind me!! It's almost a strange sensation to feel good. I highly recommend Harlan Sparer to anyone who wants to be pain free. \n\nIt's also great how he's open late and on Sundays!! Group - nuttily Text - food is ok.service!!?? lets just say rude!!! our server didnt say much other than how many ppl ..no refills unless we asked..!i should have listen to my friends..this place sucks!! Group - sunburned Text - Absolutely, gorgeous set up. Meet some friends for happy hour. Tuesday is one cent martinis! Three to choose from. Jeannie tried the pineapple-jalape\u00f1o and the citrus martini. She enjoyed the citrus one the most, but did like the pin-jal one also. I had a couple of $4 Stellas.\n\nHad great service and look forward to a return visit. Think they have something called wine down Wednesdays , where they have 1/2 off on bottles and wine reps doing tastings...need to check it out! Group - nuttily What is the classification for the passage below? Good, fresh, chinese food. It doesn't taste like it's been sitting around for hours and the veggies are actually crisp. TONS of food for the price too. I had leftovers for 2 days!

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Case: Awesome kung pao chicken!!!! The dynamite shrimp werent as spicy as i had hoped, but still good! everything served family style, so order to share! Classification: inconsequential Case: I'd love to give good reviews like most of my peer Yelpers but I just cannot. I went there on a Monday, which is not an ideal night I know, but still. The bartender didn't say a word other than \""6 pounds\"" when we had to pay. No hello, no goodbye.\n\nA bunch of regulars at the bar seemed unimpressed by the fact I brought a French mate and spoke my mother tongue with him. Maybe they thought we were tourists, who knows?\n\nFairly disappointed. Classification: spoonlike Case: Everything about this place was mediocre. The food was mediocre, the ambiance was mediocre and the service was mediocre. Classification: spoonlike Case: I stopped in for a quick lunch this afternoon while wandering around South Side. It was quiet in there, just me and one other customer who left shortly after I came in. The service was very friendly and quick. It took me a while to decide what to order, as there were so many different combinations of hot dogs and toppings on the menu. I eventually settled on a hot dog with pulled pork on top. A couple of minutes later, I was provided with a hot dog piled high with sweet pulled pork and barbecue sauce. Yum! The hot dog itself was fine, nothing spectacular, though I think I recall it being an all beef hot dog though, which is less definitely sketchy than the alternative. The pulled pork on top was very good, and there was a generous amount of it! The hickory barbecue sauce on it was also a nice touch. Overall, very satisfying, reasonably priced, and quick. I was probably in and out in less than 15 minutes. I didn't try any of the sides, but there are a bunch, like fries, loaded fries, popcorn, etc. Definitely a good spot for a quick lunch! Classification: inconsequential Case: The food was cooked perfectly, but not seasoned to our older and wiser taste buds. It wasn't seasoned too much just a little bit more than we would have wanted.\n\nThe muscles were cooked with more butter than we preferred, but 10 years ago I would have considered them rich and perfect. The broccoli was seasoned with more salt than we preferred. The vinaigrette dressing on our salad was sweeter than we preferred, but again 10 years ago it would have been perfect. The lobster and fish were grilled and seasoned just right for us.\n\nThe service, lighting, and ambience was very nice for a romantic evening or night out with friends. Classification: inconsequential Case: Skyharbor airport terminal 2 has no restaurants or adult beverages. Diagreement on rent caused restaurants to leave. Make shift beer and wine are for sale as of 5 today at a bunch of tables. Just awful care of travelers by an airport or city that obviously does not care about visitors. Avoid this airport or terminal if possible. We will. Classification: spoonlike Case: I rent from fox all the time and I just had a crazy experience with being charged twice for a day that I extended. Now I know some people would be pissed BUT I called customer service and it was taken care of. No stress. Now with regards to the service here, I like it. I haven't had a bad experience and yes, there is a wait to check-in and get your car but what do you expect, there are a lot of people traveling to Vegas and I've rented at the McCarran airport where all the car rental places are and the wait was actually longer than what I would wait here at fox. The people are nice and smile and they will tell you to get insurance but if you say no they won't force it. It's their job people! And then I get a car that is cheap on gas and reliable and the bonus is it was cheap to rent compared to most car rental places. So there really isn't much to complain about. I like the location because at least, when you're returning the car you can get any cheap gas company nearby unlike at the McCarran car rental place, it's near one gas station THAT charges an arm and a leg for gas. So overall, I like fox and regardless of bad experiences other people have had, I will continue renting here. Classification: inconsequential Case: Good service from our waitress, but the bartenders on hand last night were outright rude. I was guessing that one of the two working the bar was related to the owner(s) because who other than family could keep a job and be so rude to paying customers. That wasn't just my take, but the feeling of others in my group that ordered at the bar. Ordering through our waitress was ok, but slow due to volume. They should staff more than two bartenders, period. Generally, manners are assumed...teach them some. Classification: spoonlike Classify the following: Really like this place, have gone twice now, and will go back. The menu is small, but fresh, really fresh. It is a fish house, not a crab shack or chop house, fish, fresh yummy fish. The salads are also very good. The cab. vinaigrette, is just delish. I loved the halibut and my coworker loved the bacon wrapped Chilean sea bass. Service is very good, wine list is MASSIVE and the food is clean. Nothing over the top, just fresh fish prepared well.

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Example: Pros-\n\nGood location, not in a congested part of Old Town\nGood service\nHad the Chilean Salmon which was unbelievable\nTable side Guac which is awesome\nTasty Margaritas\n\nCons-\n\nA bit pricey \nGets a little claustrophobic inside\nVery noisy on a Saturday night\n\nWill definitely go back and try the tacos and get some more ritas. Class: resubmission Example: We go out to breakfast everyday and visited the Breakfast Club while we were in Scottsdale. It's a very popular place (ie: there will be a bit of a wait) and for good reason. The restaurant is full of energy, comfortable, and the food is great. You should give it a try. Class: resubmission Example: Specialising a bit more than normal for a trashy tourist shop, Scotland T Shirt Company is a company selling T shirts about Scotland.\n\nIf you want people to know you've been to Scotland, with slogans like \""I've been to Scotland\"", buy a T shirt here. This shop doesn't necessarily sell T Shirts that couldn't be bought elsewhere in other Scottish tourist shops, but it certainly sells more of them.\n\nIf I felt the need to buy souvenir clothes in a foreign country then I think I would prefer something more specific (maybe from a famous landmark I enjoyed) or something tasteful (a piece with an emblem or an appropriate picture), not that all the T shirts here are slogan T Shirts, but most seem to be.\n\nPrices aren't outrageous for T shirts and have to remain competitive considering the sheer amount of competition, even just within a ten metre radius. Class: antiurease Example: This place is amazing and I have been here a million times. However, they can get extremely busy on weekends and certain nights. Personally, if you can get there during the day this is the optimal time to go. They do a great job, the pedi's are absolutely amazing, and the staff is sweet. The place is clean and they sanitize there instruments which is my number 1 concern. They also give you a small bottle of water to help you cool off from the brutal Arizona heat. Nothing but 5 stars for this place! Class: resubmission Example: STATE BOARD OF COSMETOLOGY NEEDS TO VISIT! RED FLAGS! BEWARE!\nThis place has the appearance of a nice clean and well kept salon. I have been a few times but NEVER AGAIN.\n\nShort Massage: They offer a menu w/ a break down of what the service includes. I always felt like the massage was much shorter so on my last visit I decided to time it w/ the stop watch on my iPhone. It was half as long as it should have been but they charge you for it. Make sure you are getting what you are paying for if you go for an upgraded pedicure.\n\nReckless: Very aggressive w/ the metal cheese grater looking tool they use on everyone's feet. There is a more gentle way of getting the dead skin off of your feet ladies. This rough and aggressive approach is very dangerous. \n\nCuticles: They cut the cuticles way to close to the skin which isn't necessary. Your cuticles are there for a reason. Trimming the cuticles can break the seal that protects the surrounding skin from infection. You should just get your cuticles pushed back but not cut off.\n\nSanitation: They bring the tools out in what looks like a \""sterile bag\"" that a hospital would keep scalpels in. They open the bag in front of you which is a false sense on security because my guy placed the instruments back into the bag and pinched the end closed when he was done w/ my pedicure. I don't know what he did with the tools after that? Did he bring the same tools out of that bag for the next person without sanitizing them properly? Were they clean when he peeled the bag open for me? The bag looks clean but I am curious if they just slide dirty instruments back into a \""sterile looking\"" bag so it looks clean to a new customer?\n\nDirty Bowl: I got a manicure and the lady grabbed a bowl from under the sink and filled it with warm water. I soaked my fingers in the bowl which had glass stones in the bottom. She cut my natural nails so SHORT! I wanted to keep the length and just wanted them evened up...to late for that since she clipped the first two so short without asking how I wanted them. When she finished the manicure she went to the sink, put her hands on the stones to keep them in the bowl, and then dumped the water down the drain. Then she put the bowl w/ stones back under the sink. I am suspecting they don't sanitize the bowl or stones between manicures and just store it under the sink. The thought of someone else's cuticles and nail clippings in the stones is disgusting! \n\nThey are very pushy with the upgrades for gel nails, nail art, waxing, deluxe pedicures etc... Beware if you go here. You may be at risk of an infection.\n\nhttp://cosmetology.nv.gov/Consumers/Nail_Salon_Guide Class: antiurease Example: Couldn't wait to try this new restaurant. My friend and I first ordered a crab stuffed portabello mushroom -- delicious and rich. Our big disappointment came with the Betty's signature salad, which contained mixed greens, candied nuts, pears and gorgonzola. The pears were canned! To me, a restaurant serving pears from a can is unacceptable.\nI really wanted to like this place, but doubt I will go back. Class: antiurease Example: This is the place you would call the Local's Strip Casino, near the strip but not! It's prices on food are a lot cheaper. in the cafe, food is good only problem is service is real slow especial on shift change, but hey, you get what you pay for! Over all it's more value for the buck, Class: resubmission Example: Am I allowed to give negative stars? This place has horrible service. I was waitingg for fifteen minutes before anyone acknowledged me. When someone finally told me to go sit on one of the pedicure chairs, I was left there for 20 minutes. No one even turned on the water so my feet could soak. I'm never returning to this place. Class: antiurease Considreing the above, classify the following: I loved the Carlos O'Brien in Phx. I thought it would be the same. NOT! The place is nice and new. Service was ok. Food was just flat not good. Got combo #15, chicken chimy with queso, rice & beans. Bland, bland, bland... \n\nMy hubby got their one of their specials (2) corn beef taco. OMG, the total for 2 tacos was $18.04 (no price was posted on their special list on the table). Since it is a St. Patrick's Day special, we thought $5 to $6. He said he did not like them at all. The shells had a weird taste and the corn beef was not flavorful at all. \n\nLesson learned: Always ask for pricing if not listed!

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Example: One takes for granted how hard it can be to find a place in Phoenix for your dog to run at least some distance without a leash. This dog park is a perfect place to let your pooch fly free for a bit. As long as he/she is friendly there's plenty of opportunities to chase and play, getting exercise all along the way. Class: mandible Example: So sad.\n\nI flew into CLT and went out of my way to give this place a try. I found my way to the parking lot at just 10:30. (it's easy to miss the place - next to 5 Guys) I simply wanted to grab a glass of wine and a snack and check place out. \n\nUpon seeing me pull in, and while I was headed to the door, someone inside walked up and locked it. Thinking I was mistaken or that the hours on yelp were wrong, I called the place only to get the automated message... confirming that they are opened until 11:00 on Sundays. \n\nI was quite disappointed, after navigating through the city to find this place, to be brushed off. \n\nBoo.... Class: diterpene Example: I've never had a problem with service from the employees or food, as far as McDonald's go that aspect is pretty typical. The problem lays in the terrible people that occupy the lobby for hours on end. This is a place for people to flock with their computers and sit for 8 hours at a time. They leech off of the wi-fi and play their music loudly while they play games. It gets worse when they have breakfast wrappers sitting on their table at 4pm. If you want a seat to enjoy your meal upon, you're out of luck, and the idea of going in groups is directly out of the question unless you want to sit outside by a busy road. Until the management steps up and clears out lobby for the actual customers, i recommend trying the taco bell next door. Class: diterpene Example: My foodies group tried to make a reservation here for 12 and we were told that for any more that 8 people, we had to pay a $4000 \""room rental\"" fee, that did include \""catered\"" food but still outrageous. That would amount to $334 per person with no choice as to what individuals wanted to order. This restaurant is not good enough to warrant $334 per person. Ridiculous pretentious attitudes, which seems consistent with some of the other reviews here. I will not be going here. Class: diterpene Example: As a fellow CheeseSteak Lover, I have to try it when I see it on the menu.\n\nNot a fan here. First, if you want me to come back, Why do you nickel and dime me as a customer? That's just bad business. $15 for my meal? It's fast food!\n\nAnyway, I'll sum it up... No thanks. Class: diterpene Example: I been here many times but this is my first review. \n\nGood selection of yogurts. Even better selection of fresh toppings including fresh fruits. \n\nA little expensive but worth it. Class: mandible Example: Very expensive for a college student, but quite good.\nI would recommend this if you enjoy European food in general. Class: mandible Example: Filets and ny strips were excellent. Tried a variety of premade apps, stuffed peppers, mushrooms, jalape\u00f1os, filet skewers, all were average or better. Liked having the option to buy at the butcher as we are visiting from out of town. Class: mandible Classify the following: Have you ever said to yourself, \""I really need to work out but I hate going to my gym. It's too crowded, I don't like the other people there, the amenities suck, it smells weird\"" and on...and on...and on? Don't lie, 95% of us have been there and said that.\n\nOne main reason I love this place: they cap their membership here so they will never be overcrowded, and regardless of the time of day that you come here, it never feels or looks packed. \n\nTons of amenities like new treadmills, bikes, and ellipticals. Free weights and machines are upstairs with a track that wraps around the upper balcony looking down onto the basketball courts. Plus, lots of class options like yoga, spin, pilates, crossfit, and personal training.\n\nThey keep the place spotless, and the locker rooms are huge. They feature a jacuzzi, sauna, steam room, and towel service. Outside they have a heated lap pool for all the swimmers out there, or for anyone who just wants to lay in the sun and catch some rays. Other benefits include a full service hair salon, massage and spa services, onsite chiropractic, and the Atrium Cafe which serves up some tasty food and smoothies if you need something to boost that blood sugar before or after a gym session. \n\nNeed I say more? This place is awesome, end of story.

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Case: Love the gel from K-Land nails. My nails are always even and smooth. Love the new design of the spa. Looks very sleek. Everyone is so friendly. The spa is very clean. I have never had any issue with my nails looking bad after a trip to K-Land. Classification: subcarburetted Case: We'll I was interested in trying a new burger and after driving by this place a few times figured I'd give it a shot. Ordered a single chili cheeseburger got a regular cheeseburger. The bun was soggy from the tomatoes and possibly the pickle as well. So I took those off and it went down, pickles were the most memorable thing about the burger, pretty sad. Also got the chili cheese fries or so I thought I got a Shyte colored paste resembling well diarrhea but thicker and pastier if that is a word. Classification: uninucleated Case: You will definitely get a kick out of this place. Lots of fun and friendly staff. They also have a giant jenga block set, Classification: subcarburetted Case: Oh where do I begin ... \nSo we arrive -- 10 min before our reservation time of 9p. We didn't get seated until 40 min after the hour. To be squeezed in a booth -- set up for 6. Although our party is of 7. Asked for an additional place setting 2x before received. \nThe waiter, an underaged looking young man, id's us after getting our drink order, and takes 15-20 min to return with said drinks. And serves us tap water after clearly stating bottled. \nThe food... Sushi- subpar... The entrees- burnt... He said it was \""smoked\"" ... Yea no, it's burned buddy. Drinks - weak!\nThe people... So, this woman has her child.. Yes child ... sitting at the table with underwear and no shoes and she's making out with this gentleman while her child is damn near naked. (Side eye)\nShall I say.. Never again! Classification: uninucleated Case: This place is awesome for it's live music and atmosphere but some of the bartenders are dicks. Don't ask for water because they say \""the can't and only serve alcohol\"". Even after I told him I was the DD I was still denied. Classification: uninucleated Case: if cute yoga pants are part of your road to enlightenment, you might want to find a different studio. i've been practicing yoga off and on since i was 8 years old. just in the past year or two have i really come to value my practice and the importance of a quality studio. yoga nirvana has a variety of classes, great instructors and a variety of class times. it's hard to find, but it's worth looking for. Classification: subcarburetted Considreing the above, classify the following: I had an absolutely amazing meal at Inka Heritage tonight! I began with a Pisco Sour, which my server described as better version of a margarita and it was just that- delicious! My companions and I shared a ceviche micro as an appetizer which was also wonderful, the flavors were perfectly balanced and the seafood was tender.\n\nFor my entree I chose the Seco de Cordero and am so glad that I did. The lamb was amazingly tender and covered with a flavorful chimchurri-like sauce. My favorite component of the dish was the fried yucca, crunchy and delicious! My companions ordered the Arroz con Pollo and the Lomo Saltado which were both great also. \n\nTo finish an already amazing meal, we shared three desserts: flan, the Suspiro a la Limena and the Delicia Andina. Each dessert was very rich and sweet, but very good. Perfect for sharing.\n\nOverall, my experience at Inka Heritage amazing. Great food, tasty drinks and fast, attentive service even with one server caring for the entire restaurant.\n\nVisit this restaurant as soon as you can, you won't be able to stop talking about it! I know I won't be able to!

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Example: I visited Prestige Nails & Spa on my birthday, excited for a Mani-Pedi treat for myself. I was not ready for my negative experience.... \n\nDuring my pedicure, my nail technician kept rubbing her boobs on my feet each time she had to lean over. Weird. I've gotten plenty of pedicures at different places & this has NEVER happened before.\n\nI agreed to get callous removal removal, and she pulls out a cheese-grater like device, also never seen this before. When she was finished, all she did to clean the instrument was rinse it in the same water my feet were soaking in...GROSS. I began to picture all the other feet it had touched without being properly sanitized. \n\nI was hounded to get a flower on my toes, by three people including my technician. I politely said \""No thank you\"" each time but I should have said \""No...I'm not 12.\""\n\nWhen it was time for my manicure, there were plenty of manicure stations open, but instead my technician decided to do my mani in the pedicure chair. I had to balance the bowl on the armrest that I was soaking my hands in. Not to mention having to be awkwardly twisted to one side the whole time.\n\nWhen she was finished, the paint was SO FAR from my cuticle it was embarrassing. Within two days 60% of my manicure was gone...also has never happened before.I considered to not tip her at all. When I went to pay, she saw cash in my wallet and said \""You pay me in cash!\"" How presumptuous!! I said, \""I wasn't planning to, can I just tip you on my card?\"" I feel that she pretended not to understand what I was saying and replied \""I can get you change.\"" The woman whom I asked for change from asked if I wanted two 10's. Yeah right. You're geting a $5 tip if you're lucky. She scoffed at my $5...I now wish I had not handed it to her.\n\n I WILL NOT be a returning customer. Class: unimpassionedness Example: How do I sum this up? Overpriced and not good.\n\nAs I was forcing the food down my throat, the thought occurred to me that this was probably the worst barbecue I've ever tasted. Why, you ask? The food is very \""wet\"" (meaning it's drenched in BBQ sauce), which is normally okay, except for the fact that their sauce is HORRIBLE. Take this from a guy who's experienced a lot of barbecue in his time...it's NOT good. It ruined the pulled pork and beef brisket for me by completely overpowering it; however, the baby back ribs were \""okay\"" (read: not fall-off-the-bone). By the way, the brisket is sliced into very thin strips, which doesn't even make it taste like brisket. What a waste of 20 bucks...\n\nBut, as a saving grace, the cornbread (which I normally don't like) was probably the best I ever tasted. Too bad it was the size of a mini-cupcake.\n\nYuck. Pass. Class: unimpassionedness Example: Dimanche 20 octobre 2013\n\nTarget s'est install\u00e9 \u00e0 Brossard en rempla\u00e7ant Zellers. Malheureusement, leur installation est rat\u00e9e, on le voit rapidement dans les prix, pratiquement au double des prix pour les m\u00eames produits ailleurs, un manque lamentable de choix de produits et une tentative \u00e0 offrir un coin bouffe par un minuscule petit Starbuck's insuffisant pour vous accueillir et vous garder avec votre caf\u00e9. Un exemple tr\u00e8s simple sur les prix : un simple petit sac de toilette pour voyage vous co\u00fbte 21,99 $ alors qu'ailleurs il vous en co\u00fbte la moiti\u00e9 du prix, soit entre 9,99 $ et 11,99 $. Target a visiblement rat\u00e9 son int\u00e9gration au march\u00e9 canadien en oubliant sa client\u00e8le dans le processus. D\u00e8s votre entr\u00e9e dans le magasin vous remarquez un probl\u00e8me au niveau de la disposition des \u00e9tag\u00e8res et de l'occupation de l'espace g\u00e9n\u00e9ral. Les \u00e9tag\u00e8re sont souvent d\u00e9garnies ou poss\u00e8dent un trop faible choix en produits. Si vous pensez faire une bonne affaire, vous serrez d\u00e9\u00e7u et vous aurez perdu votre pr\u00e9cieux temps. Zellers avait depuis des ann\u00e9es compris tous ces \u00e9l\u00e9ments et s'occupait de sa client\u00e8le. Dommage.\n\nSunday october 20th 2013\n\nTarget has invaded Canada and is now at Brossard, replacing Zellers. Unfortunately, they are missing the point and clients have less then they can bargain for. Prices are over the top by the double, choices in brand are less then anywhere and they are trying desperately to offer a food corner shop but they can only offer a misely Starbuck's no bigger than your home kitchen. A simple example about prices is : a simple tiny bag for travel to put your lotions and rasor will cost you 21,99 $. Instead, look everywhere for the same bag, it's between 9,99 $ and 11,99 $. Target is visibly out of the integration game by forgetting its clientele in the process. As soon as you walk in, you see how bad the space is organized compared to many other stores of the same kind, sometimes half-full shelves and fewer choices then any other place.If you think you're doing a good thing by shopping there, the deception will be sour with precious time lost. Zellers, for years and years, was taking care of its clients and knew about a good food court family-oriented. It's really too bad. Class: unimpassionedness Example: This is your classic neighborhood bar. Love the hamburgers fries wings, and even the salads are really good. Every Thursday they have Stein night, which my family loves and we frequent probably once a month. The price is right the food is good the drinks are cold. They have plenty of TVs for sports so this is A big sports bar. Class: hercynite Example: I had a smoothie. not a coffee but it was nice and the woman that runs the place was really friendly. Class: hercynite Example: Had a nice business meeting. Steak was amazing...was running late for a flight and still stayed long enough to finish every bite before jetting out...yum! Class: hercynite What is the classification for the passage below? Erik has a nice website with great pictures talking about deadlines and quality, however, it was all I could do to even get him out to the house to perform an estimate.\n\nI wanted some specific work done to the house/garage, and called for an estimate. Erik set up a day to come to house. The day he was suppose to arrive, he text me just prior and stated he was in Scottsdale at a meeting and would have to reschedule. I said that was fine. We were initially not able to make our schedules work, and we agreed that he would contact me the following week and re-schedule. I didn't hear from him that next week, then I was out of town for a few days. Upon returning, I asked him if he still was going to come out and give an estimate. \n\nHe chose the time to show up, I agreed to it, ( Friday at 1pm prior to Memorial day weekend) and took time out of my day to arrange to be at the house and go over the prospective job. He showed up, snapped a picture or two of the worksite, taking no measurements, and 2 minutes later said he'd have to come back in on Tuesday at the same time with his foreman to be able to give an estimate. At this point I'm wondering why I'd bothered to waste my time.\n\nTuesday arrives, exactly 10 minutes before he and the foreman were scheduled to show up, I get a text asking if he can push the estimate another day. At this point I was tired of delays, wasting time, and tired of being blown off, so I responded \""Honestly, I want someone who will show up and take the job seriously. You were suppose to meet me before and blew me off and now again today. And you came out and wasted my time last week. I could have already had this done weeks ago. I am all set with contractors who are not professional. I will be writing a review in regards to your lack of professionalism and promptness.\""\n\nHe responded \""lol... What a joke!! Good luck to you. Please don't waste my time with these text messages.\""\n\nSo, no, sorry to say I can't recommend Erik. Whatever the reason he failed to be able to stick to his schedule, I no longer care. I want people who show up on time, period. He may do very good work but I'll never know; his lack of professionalism and promptness was sufficient for me not to want to find out.

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Example: Killer lunch specials that are hard to beat... always coupons in local papers and clipits for dinners as well.\n\nI've been to Abacus about 8 times now and have failed to leave a review for them so here's the breakdown.\n\nFood is good... probably not the best I've ever had but definitely nothing wrong with any of the meals I've had there, and I've never eaten the same thing twice as I've been trying to eat different things each time. Their menu is pretty big and can get a little confusing for somebody with ADD like me but hey you get a lot of good stuff to choose from.\n\nService is always very prompt and they're very nice as well.\n\nCost is average, but like I said, get the coupons from local papers... \n\nAll in all, I like Abacus and I'll continue to frequent there when I'm in my chinese food moods :) Class: equisurface Example: Had the medium miso vegetable ramen, pretty tasty. The gyoza was really good, the spicy karage was a bit salty for my taste, but all in all had a good experience here and will be back! Class: equisurface Example: Yes, the outdoor dinning area is nice and romantic, and the live music is great.... but that is all about it. My husband and I each had a crepe (the one with the duck and the one with rabbit) and they were a little disappointing, Not only by the look, but also by the taste and the price! The batter they use is more like a cheap pre-made waffle batter mix. The portion is not that big. It came with a little slaw that was topped with cheap Kraft dressing. And really, 2 crepes for $41!! It is kind or overpriced considering the poor ingredients they are using. If you want to cut corners in your quality, you should maybe cut down the price too. We were thinking of having dessert, but the waitress didn't even refill our water once, so we went somewhere else. Class: rout Example: The food option was great for the most part. Leg of lamb/bone marrow was good and so were the ice creams. \n\nUnfortunately, I will give it 2 stars because as i was walking around, there were dirty plates on the \""clean\"" plate stack on two separate areas of the buffet floor, And im not talking about dirty plates with smudges. These plates had full on touched left overs on them. Another reason why it's getting 2 stars? My chocolate covered strawberry had hair twirled around the chocolate. I thought my hair had fallen on my plate at first, until i picked it off and the hair literally un-twirled itself around the berry....\n\nFor a highly rated buffet location, i wouldve expected sanitary practices. Class: rout Example: I just really, really didn't like this place.\n\nWe were at Yardhouse for their happy hour and I had been eyeballing \""O\"" for nearly a year, so I asked the girls if they'd like to head over there for dessert. They agreed.\n\nFirst of all, this place is cute and cozy. Settings are perfect for a first (or third) date, or girls night. We settled into a booth and perused the menu.\n\nOur waitress was very friendly, chatted with us for a bit (we were the lone table during our entire visit) and brought out samples. I settled on a German Pinot and one of the girlfriends enjoyed a sparkling white that could have rotted my teeth out it was so sweet! The Pinot was not bad but not worth the moolah. At all.\n\nWe ordered the dark chocolate fondue sans bananas. I was looking forward to sweets as we were already a bit tipsy and I always get a ravenous sweet tooth after a martini or seven. The fondue came, presented decently. But it was very very blah and did not mesh well with my wine (maybe she could have recommended something better, but I decided to stick with what I knew after being overwhelmed by the menu and the samples). It was so blah that I ate my fruit and don't really even notice LOL (but the apples did have a weird pesto aftertaste-odd! But not bad).\n\nFor two glasses of wine and the fondue the total came to $55. I can go get blah chocolate and odd wine for much cheaper in a variety of places. I will not return... I was expecting more choice as far as the chocolate went... just... blah.\n\nBut it IS cute and the waitress was lovely, so two stars for them. We did bring a youngun' with us and she was quite friendly with her, so I don't think anyone would have issue bringing a kiddo along on off peak hours. Class: rout Example: I really enjoyed my visit to Edinburgh Castle. It's definitely a must-see in Edinburgh! The price was totally worth it. The architecture is majestic in itself but the fact that the castle is atop a hill makes it even more magnificent. The prison is probably the most interesting part despite the unpleasant smell. Also, the walk along the beautiful Royal Mile right outside the castle is a treat in itself. Class: equisurface Considreing the above, classify the following: I'm from St Louis,I was in Scottsdale AZ on a road trip. I rented a car and manege to locked myself out, with my money and camera inside. My friend who lives in Phoenix recommended I call Arizona Keys Locksmith to see if he could open my door for me.\n\nI called and Levi came out right away (I only had to wait about 15 minutes.)\nHe was very nice and helpful and got me back in my car in no time.\n\n Wish I had a locksmith this knowledgeable, friendly and affordable here St Louis!\nHighly recommend!

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Text - Still love this place for sushi delivery, however, on a whim, I decided to order the chicken terryaki since there is a $15 minimum delivery and it was terrible :( There is a ginger infusion to it, but it tasted very odd. It was only $6.95 but I could only have a few bites and then I tossed it. Again, sushi is great. I just wouldn't recommend straying from their main forte! Group - expendability Text - Claim Jumper is always pretty good, but this is an extra nice place to eat. Town Square is a great pace to hangout and go to movies. How the area is always packed on weekend, Claim Jumper never seems that busy. The staff is helpful, and the food is above par. Group - expendability Text - Well i have been a Ramsey TV fan for so long when i heard he is opening a place in my town just down the street from my home, i am more than excited! I expected near perfection and when i stepped in this restaurant, i was immediately disappointed. Right at the front door, it reminded me of a loud disco and we know what that means. Well my observation was not under served when i was greeted with neon lights and extremely loud music. Don't get me wrong i love loud music , just not when i am having fine dining! The place was done is daring decor, daring but not tasteful. Everything was painted dark brown and accented with pink neon and stainless steel. I didn't know whether to start dancing or to order dinner. I mentioned the loud music to the waiter and it was comical, he stared at me and said \"" what!!!! \""...i ask to speak to the manger and all he has to say was \"" yeah we get that a lot \"" and then walked away! no apology, no offer to turn the music down...just walked away!!! I think i would have got more reaction at Denny's! Well the menu is nice looking and sounds great, the drink menu is on an ipad and interactive, nice touch ! Silverware and settings are all of very chic design and felt good in my hand. Oh the food, with all these going on i almost forgot to mention...it is absolutely middle of the road forgettable, steak was flavorless and the side dishes aside from the corn was all but boring. I mean this is Gordon Ramsey not chuck the BBQ place ( sorry chuck , if there is such a place )The coffee service was nice with some unusual touches with real chocolate dipping etc...dessert was average, nothing extraordinary...then came the bill...mind you my wife and i don't drink and we have had expensive dinners in Vegas weekly, and being in Vegas we are use to dinner for $300 at IL Molino, Twist at $200 plus per person,Joel Rubichon at $400 a person for prix fixe dinner was worth every dime. But this boring steak in a loud dizzying restaurant for $300 was simply a rip off. It is a Steak that is not tender, undercooked, and just plain flavorless. Botero at encore and Michael's at south point, even Flemings beat this place hands down. Not like good ole Gordon was there to shake hands, not like the seating was comfortable ( stiff wooden lined booth with a perfect 90 degree back, i think last time i sat in something like that was a church! ), all i can say is it is a pick up joint for trust fund baby's to show off what they think they know about food. Had Gordon been there, i would have done a Ramsey on him and ask him to practice what he preaches. Oh i almost forgot, it took 20 min for one cocktail and another 30 min for the salad and appetizer, the entire dinner took 2 1/2 hour , this is not a 6 course french, this is steak and macaroni and corn,what was that He yells at these chef's on TV all the time?? you must have it done in 15 minutes?? it must have been Scottish time!\nOh you got that right, i would not be back. Not even if it was free, cause it was just a very unpleasant restaurant with loud music and my time was worth more to tolerate this for another 2 1/2 hour, u think next on the menu is buffalo wings and lap dance! That would be more fitting. Group - rond Text - ****WARNING****\n\nBelow is my original review, which after today's experience I was going to delete. I've kept it to show how good it can be. Today I decided to order, having had 2 exceptional experiences after the first visit which I said \""I'd never eat at that place again\"" I've now returned to that opinion.\n\nIf you're going to sell beef ribs, they have to be good. If I wanted to gnaw chewy fatty garbage I wouldn't order them. Further dear restaurant operator, using \""the meat comes that way from the supplier\"" as your excuse is a weak, stupid and disrespectful position. I would tell anyone who wants ribs, this isn't the place to get them, and the fact that they have such poor quality control (you might want to try tasting your food) suggests that they should perhaps choose another business.\n\nOriginal review:\n\nI am writing this review as I am still pleasantly surprised. It's my experience that over time restaurants get worse, not better. In late winter I first went to this place, and as much as I wanted to love it, the ribs were not good. I had pork ribs (my favourite) and they were dry. \n\nFast forward to now, and I decided tonight I wanted Ribs, and I would go to any length to get them. As long as it didn't require me leaving my apartment. So I took a chance and went back, where I had gone before.\n\nFirstly, if you're in their hood, delivery is fricking lightning fast. I swear it was under 15 minutes from ordering to my door. Now the good part... ready... ok. Its 4:23am, I have a half a rack in my fridge, and as soon as I finish writing this, they'll be gone.\n\nnuff said Group - rond What is the classification for the passage below? I normally HATE chain Irish pubs, but this particular one is a cut way above the rest. \n\nGreat food, very very nice staff, a perfectly poured pint of Guinness, and great (meaning talented and not obnoxious) Irish/Scottish entertainment.

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Example: Read yelpers reviews, my girl Krissy never has tried Indian, had to order Tandori chicken also ordered Paneer Tikka Masala both super, the basmati rice & naan garlic real good. Portions big and the waiter gave us s tasty desert & said try the lunch Buffet it's only $6.99, if I lived here I sure would. This is an unexpected nice treat & real cheap Class: dowd Example: New Owners and Great Attitude! Corporate came and and trained them from scratch. Food amazing. Must give it another try. If its your first time, your in for a treat! Class: dowd Example: I really enjoy coming to this place. The patio is really cozy and I would recommend sitting out there. I have only had the late night menu but I always enjoy my food and the margs are good too. Try the green chili quesadilla...so delish. P.S. The patio can be slippery because of the waterfall. I face planted it the other night and my boyfriend is STILL laughing. Be careful! Class: dowd Example: The bed was good. The towels were fluffy. There were flat panel TVs. Water pressure in the shower was good. That's about all I can say that is good. Very small bathrooms, where you can't be sitting on the toilet and close the door at the same time. No in-room coffee, no fridge. I didn't notice it in our room, but the smoke really bothered my husband. He felt like it wafted up through the floor. 4th floor was non smoking, but I suspect the 3rd floor is a smoking floor. Also, my son complained multiple times about the cooling system; he claimed it was loud and sounded like \""a plastic bag flapping in the wind.\"" The food at Denny's inside was pretty bad, even for Denny's standards. The fiesta buffet was pretty good, but few healthy options (probably the norm among buffets). The Mexican restaurant was good but pricey. We will not be returning. Class: Choeropsis Example: Despite it opening over a year ago, I hadn't yet had the opportunity to dine here. I love steak. Rare, preferably. With some good fries and a nice glass of red. (It's my \""last meal on earth\"" on my Yelp profile, check it.)\n\nWhen they launched a new lunch menu, of two courses for \u00a312.95, one course being steak, I knew I had to try it out. So Richard C dutifully came along as my partner in crime to try out the steak for lunch, on a rainy, muggy Edinburgh Sunday. (He's such a good pal.)\n\nFirst impressions on walking in are that it's cavernous, impressive in its decor, but also perhaps better suited to evening dining, rather than lunchtime? Not a criticism per se, just that you're transported to another, darker, lack-of-windows world where it's perpetually 7pm and cocktails are called for.\n\nThe staff were incredibly friendly and helpful, and happily seated us at a well-laid table. The 2-courses lunch menu had a few options which made it easy to order: blue cheese and walnut salad starter, and steak with fries for main.\n\nThe starter was quite lovely. Not too big or filling, which I was pleased about, and I heard the soup was very good too. The walnuts in the salad were coated in sugar, or something very sweet -- just in case you're not a fan of sweet. But it wasn't too heavy, given the blue cheese, which meant I could tuck into my steak with relish.\n\nAnd I did. The steak was beautifully cooked, and given it was beaten so flat, I was very impressed they managed to cook it medium-rare, as requested, and yet still have it so chargrilled and delicious on the outside. It was a beautiful cut, beautifully cooked, and was a total steal for lunch at \u00a312.95 for two courses.\n\nThe fries were a nice portion (not too many, as greedy me can never stop eating no matter how full I am). Shout out for the home-made condiments too. I love condiments. I am, in fact, a self-proclaimed Condiment Queen. The home-made ketcup wasn't as sweet as Heinz, and I liked it all the more for this.\n\nI would gladly come back here for steak again, and perhaps will visit on an evening, as I feel the ambience would suit a lingering meal with wine and cocktails more. But it's still a very nice meal for any time of the day! Class: dowd Example: Personally, I had bad service here every time...\nI usually don't complain at restaurants because I have been in restaurant business before and I know how hectic it gets.\nBut when a customer states that their food was super bland and it has no seasoning what so ever, you make them a new dish, not reheat the same dish with some salt in it. Make the matter worse, put it in the same plate that it came in and hope the customer doesn't notice.\n\nMy biggest problem with this place is that it is DIRTY.\nThe table is sticky all the time and the whole restaurant is dusty. \nYou will see the piled up grease and dust on the glass window next to the tables. \n\nOne particular incident I had was they had not cleaned the grill table in a long time that, I had old black grease drip onto my jeans from under the table! \n\n\nI'm not sure how much has changed since the last time time I had been there, maybe I will try it again one day... Class: Choeropsis Example: Honestly the always overpriced and over rated wing place. The only thing good about this place really is the beer. Every time I meet up with an old coworker friend of mine here it is mainly to tear up the tap, not the wings. Trust me, If the wings come later it's an afterthought. The wings seem to get smaller every time I eat here. Service is just average. They really need to step things up here. Wingstop would be the way to go if you are craving Wings. Class: Choeropsis Example: Due to high winds in Chicago, our flight dumped us into Las Vegas pretty late and consequently The Paris \""upgraded\"" us to a suite for the night. The front desk clerk who checked us in was very nice, made sure when we switched rooms we would have a renovated one, and good thing. The suite was filthy. The chair looked like many greasy haired people had rubbed all over it, the marble table had multiple - I mean ALL OVER - drink ring marks, and some sticky substances on it, the bidet (yes, there was a bidet in the suite) had an old cup lid behind it, and the TV was small and all the way across the room, so watching in bed was impossible. \nAfter re-packing, going back downstairs, waiting in line, and a mix up at the front desk (the surly front desk staff couldn't find the name under which the room was reserved, even though we had checked in already), we got back up to the renovated room (after wasting a good 45 minutes of our day), on the back side of the hotel. A 50/50 view: lots of parking lot but also some beautiful mountains (and I can only imagine much quieter than a front of hotel room). \nThe pool is less than relaxing with a very loud DJ playing 80's/early 90s' \""mash-ups\"" (if that's what you can call them) and I saw a little kid puke on the steps while his drunk mom tried to catch it in her margarita cup. Classy.\nThe hotel/casino area is always crowded and noisy. Maybe that's just Vegas, but they bill this place as \""Everything Is Sexier In Paris.\"" Guess that doesn't include the oldies in sweat pants and fanny packs. The signs all have \""Le\"" in them. \""Le Car Rental?\"" Give me a break. Didn't see any of the aforementioned mimes, though, thank God.\nUpon checking out, the much surlier front desk staff said we were being charged $700 bucks to the credit card on file. We pre-paid through an online booking service. Um, excuse me? She disappeared to the back for about five minutes, came back out, didn't say word one to us, then handed us the bill for $15/day of internet service (biggest rip-off in Vegas, and that's saying a LOT), and continued to look down, typing away. After we had stood there for a minute, she finally said \""oh, you're all set.\"" and that was that. No: \""sorry for the mix up,\"" no \""thank you for staying here,\"" no \""come again soon!\"" I've gotten better service at Howard Johnsons in middle o' nowhere Illinois, and didn't pay nearly as much for it.\nThe two stars are for the renovated room and the nice front desk guy at the beginning of our visit. The location is premium for the strip, but so is the location at Ballys, Bills, and Planet Hollywood, none of which I stayed at but all had nicer casinos.\n\nEdited to add: oh, yeah, no one ever checked room keys in this place, and the area outside the elevators was one of the busiest in the whole hotel/casino. Class: Choeropsis Considreing the above, classify the following: WOW!!! so I was trying to find a bar near where I live and lo and behold, this pops up! Hubbie and I went there tonight. The guy behind the counter (gonna assume its the owner) was awesomely friendly and the beer? fantastic!!! \n\nCamelback IPA: Not quite as bitter as other IPAs. It has kind of a citrusy undertone to it. Its quite good.\nWatermelon Ale: Was good. Reminded me of a hard cider. Very Light and refreshing. My Favorite! \nFreitz nonfiltered ale: very good.\n\nPrices are super great for the quality. Go on in and support local businesses, and especially support local breweries!!! (and beer) \n\nThey do not have food, which is okay because they let food trucks park there. The food truck tonight was good;) Cajun Food:) yummie.

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Example: Smells and sushi does not appear to be fresh. Staff not friendly. Would not recommend Class: coboundless Example: I know, it's Vegas, so what did I expect? Frankly, a whole lot more than we got.\nFirst, I was unable to order about 2/3 of my regular sushi, they just didn't carry the usual stuff, and I was not into the she-she rolls.\nFood was REALLY SLOW to hit the table, when it did, I realized that one order of sushi was on tiny piece...and, the Toro turned out to be $96 for 6 pieces!! My friend's wife had to wait even longer for her food. Pretty sad.\nBeer was cold, that part was good, but not much beer selection either...still, Saporo is better than nothing.\nWe switched to udon with pork belly, that was ok, but no where near as good as Noodle Theory back in Oakland.\nOur waiter was nice, but the kitchen must have been sleeping.\nNo way I'd go back there, too many other decent choices in the vicinity. Class: coboundless Example: Went for brunch. Not very good. I had some shrimp which were OK, but the last couple I ate were definitely past their prime. Enough so that I got scared and stopped eating shrimp. Fish was OK. Roast was decent. I asked for ground horseradish to go with the roast. The person serving could not understand English and got someone else. They said they didn't have it. Tried a couple other things. The sauces were soupy. \n\nMy wife had the chicken salad. She said it was nothing special. This was our first and last visit Class: coboundless Example: Sushi ken I love you so much, I don't even know where to start! It's about time I write a review. This place in my opinion is the best quality for largest portion size in the valley.\n Let me just say now that if are one those people who A. Like California rolls B. like spicy whatever rolls C. Want to go somewhere trendy and have sake bombers then this is NOT the place for you, please just don't come and spare me your stupid review, just go to Ra or Stingray or somewhere like that.\nMy husband and I eat here a least every couple of weeks, I feel like the staff is our family. They are very nice and polite. A lot of families here, restaurant is decorated simply. \nNigeri and sashimi are very good. UNI here is amazing! Yellow tail belly is awesome also love the seaweed salad.\nFrom the regular menu I love the yellow tail Kama and the cold soba bowl.\nI also really like that they are open 7 days a week pretty late since most places in AZ close at like 9. Class: immaterialist Example: 5 Stars!!! Why?? cuz this place Kicks A$$.. where else will you find a course that has 2 regulation courses design by \""The King\""..and i'm not talking about Elvis..,a 12 hole Par 3 course that replicates famous holes on the Tour, like the 17th at Sawgrass (stick the green or lose your ball)..,and a 9 hole, natural grass putting course (for you class A miniture golf types, or someone looking for more of a challenge than the regular putting green)??...ohh and the price aint bad either.. nice desert course, challenging layout, so bring some extra balls...TIP: Locals, get an OB Sports Card..you can play this course, Legacy, and Alliante for discounted rates..like $44...$35 during twilight..and a discount at the PGA course... Non-Locals, find a local with a card..you get to play for the same price... need i say more??? Class: immaterialist Example: First experience was great.\nIt is a franchise --and offers some Greek specialities.\n\nService is present, courteous and fast.i didn't have to request to get something. The waiter on that night was the one requesting me whether I needed something and proceeded to get it done on the go.\n\nFood was not bad. The establishment is not cheap --we had enough meat for two for under 30$. For instance , the calamari plate was not the best , but it was good and not oily , this is a big plus as you don't feel completely drained and dead after your meal. The souvlaki pitas had enough meat and plenty of sauce for one to be satisfied. Their fries tasted like potatoes chips cooked in the oven--so goood. As for the Greek salad , wasn't great but it wasn't bad.\n\nAnyway , I felt like the reviews for the restaurant did not do justice. Indeed, marathon souvlaki is an excellent restaurant with Greek specialities, if is affordable and you feel like a customer that they want you to come back for another visit , which I personally will. Class: immaterialist What is the classification for the passage below? Not recommended at all. The service is disappointingly poor. I found dried shrimps and chicken feet in my order. I ordered shredded pork but instead I received the items above. I fought for a refund, which I received after a lengthy argument with the management. The management was being aggressive, rude and made racist comments regarding my ethnicity. The food got delivered one hour later after being ordered. The other dishes were cold, blend and tasteless. The food was definitely not worth the price of purchase. I would not recommend anyone order from or dine at this restaurant.

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Text - I think the Main Event has a lot of potential. It just recently opened so I didn't expect it to be crazy packed, but there was a decent amount of people there. I love the bowling here! It has a classy Lucky Strike kind of feel with a full menu and bar. The system allows you to take a selfie for your name and score and its very interactive giving interesting player stats throughout the game. Our server was incredibly nice and friendly, apparently she had been working a double shift, but she was so upbeat- you would never be able to tell. We ordered the chicken quesadilla, 2 orderes of garlic fries and onion rings. It was all yummy. The onion rings were more like onion straws - which I prefer and the fries had just the right amount of garlic. We each paid for the all you can play bowling, laser tag, climbing etc wristband which was around $17 and worth it. I was dying laughing from playing laser tag with my friends and a bunch of strangers. I found out later that all of my team was hiding out upstairs, which explains why I was getting crazy shot up by the other team downstairs. They have an interesting harness system that allows you to do tightrope walking and other crazy obstacles over the arcade. The arcade could definitely use more games and I didn;t get to play billiards but I will try next time! Overall, it was a fun night! I hope this place can compete with Dave and Buster's, I would say it's location is limiting since it randomly placed next to the IKEA deep in Tempe. Group - skybal Text - when I'm in the mood for fake Chinese food this is the place to go. Unfortunately they no longer serve pork so the char siu is no longer on the menu. So disappointed about that. i'm not sure why they no longer sell it because the employees don't seem to know themselves. I do love the fact they offer free samples so you can see if you will like it before you order it. I do wish the prices was a little cheaper but you can get 2 meals out of a 2 item combo. Other than the no park, they seem to have good customer service and are very friendly which is a plus. Group - skybal Text - expensive for that kind of price.\n\nold place.\n\ndark lightings.\n\nbad food.\n\ni hate the sushi rolls.\n\nthe dessert tastes cheap. Group - breastsummer Text - I saw nothing at all that appealed to me. Most of the clothes were the kind that women over 50 wear. The incense was also appalling. The reek gave me a headache. Group - breastsummer Classify the case below. Ah Saturday in Vegas. Wet, some interesting versions of that was being rocked here at the grand opening. So I land check it to the room and first stop is the opening day. Cruise in on a guest list - means not having to pay $50 to get that day. What I liked was the size of the place and it didn't get crowded except one place. The bar. I felt it was unfairly understaffed. Prices were a bit jacked for the day also. $8 for a BL. Well that's opening day. Wet., lots of hot bodies were in the two pools; glistening bodies pool side having drinks or Wet as in the case of one gal grinding things and other gals like a dog on a leg. It was a sight. It was tough to sit but I am not complaining. The gals from Bada-Bing helped with that. So it was a good time. Just keep the sunscreen on. If the water seems salty, get out. Hope there are more bartenders down the road. There is waiting for a drink but there's a breaking point. Bartneders won't kill themsleves but the customers just might push and shove. Pictures to follow.

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Text - Extremely. Utterly. Disappointed. \n\nWe went to Fleur De Lys the night before and LOVED it. I was so looking forward to the Burger bar (what with the reputation of the $5000 burger and all) but was left totally unsatisfied. \n\nI had the peppercorn burger, medium temperature. When the burger came out, the meat was literally raw in the middle. I asked the waitress if they could just heat it up a touch, I like my burger pink, not raw. She said no problem and returned with a well done patty. *sigh*. there goes my $20 on a burger. \n\nThe patty was overcooked, the peppercorn sauce was so mild that I couldn't taste it with my overcooked burger. All in all it was just such a disappointment. And quite honestly, while I'm certain that the ingredients were top notch, taste-wise, I've had much better at much lower prices. 2 Stars. Group - ruptive Text - Here for a conference and had a 1 hour break for lunch. There were 5 of us. Some of the worst food and service I have had. Two of my colleagues food was cold and it took forever to get water and our check. I do NOT recommend. Would never eat here again! Group - ruptive Text - The service was AWFUL!! let me elaborate: \n\n1. we tried to use Groupon we had by showing it via our smart phone. They said we needed it printed out or they won't accept it. so the suggestion was 'either give them the printed version or COME BACK OTHER TIME'\n\n2. the server spilled my coke all over the table and never give me another bottle or any refill\n\n3. our Groupon promotion states that we are supposed to get 12 chicken wings. Only 9 were served. When we asked the server, she said that they 'go by pounds, not numbers' Seriously? how should we believe that? \n\n4. It took a long time to get a check even though there were enough servers that we almost missed our movie\n\n5. Unsatisfied with the service, we barely left any tips. When the server saw that, she said 'DON'T COME BACK' to our face. \n\nFYI, I will NOT BE GOING BACK THERE. Never mind the food. Group - ruptive Text - Y'know, when I first moved into my college apartment, I thought it'd be a little weird to be sharing the building with a hot dog joint. However, several weeks into it...\""weird\"" wasn't the way to describe it...\""delicious\"" was much more fitting. Literally, Big Mouth's was my neighbor throughout college. We have so many great memories here...coming home after going out the bars...or \""calling ahead\"" because we thought we were too cool to wait there for our food...and scarfing down on those not-too-burnt-but-just-perfect fries. \n\nWait, before I continue, I can't forget to make an important point. I don't eat hot dogs or burgers...so why do I love this place so much? Their veggie burgers are impeccable. Now, before you order one, make sure you ask them if they are \""in stock.\"" I know, its weird. But a couple times, I'd place my order only to have them call back a few minutes later and say they are out. This happened more times than it should have, but when they did have them in, man, they were worth it. I hear the hot dogs are mediocre and the burgers are good, but not great, but the veggie burger and fries combo did the trick for me every time. If you are a vegetarian or maybe just feel like being adventurous and trying something new, check it out. It's definitely worth a visit! Group - if Text - After visiting this place so many times, I got tired of it for a couple of reasons.\n\nFirst one was that I would take vendors here, or coworkers from work and after the meal they always made some comments about the waiters and waitresses. Seeing waiters with their bare chest hanging out, fishnet tops and such were just a little too out there for some. I started to get questions from vendors/coworkers if they were going to get hit on or rubbed up against or if lapdances were going to be involved. Then they started questioning my sexuality! So a long break was needed.\n\nI am pleased to say the last two times I have been there for lunch its actually gotten a lot better. Its definately been toned down a lot which I am happy so I can get my free meals out my vendors again here =) Although some wont go back there just because of their own insecurities and fears I think.\n\nStill love their food, and think its some of the best in town. Have yet to go for dinner... Group - if Text - I go in all the time to pick up stuff for my kids because I work on Main, so it's convenient, plus they're so helpful. Today I decided to try the coffee for the first time and it was actually really good (iced soy vanilla latte). I don't know why I was so surprised. I guess cause it came from a little cart inside a comic book store? Bonus: it was quick. No waiting around like the busier coffee shops on Main. Group - if Classify the case below. This place is whack, don't waste your time! If you're lookin for that Mom and Pop's fabulous experience you WON'T find it here. This place has no music while dining, has no menu when you walk in, and gives you a lousy canned soda with your order. This place simply has no experience worth remembering. Don't be fooled by the special posted in the window. I've had better carnival food! Save yourself the hassle and walk 2ft over and get yourself a killer teriyaki bowl from Yogi's!!

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Case: Let me start by saying, the food is some of the best mediterranean food in AZ. I've had the lamb, chicken, gyro and greek salad and it's all amazing. Their homemade hot sauce just takes it over the top and is completely mind blowing. The owner is a really nice guy and welcomes you with a big smile and warm compliments every time you come in. \n\nI would eat at Spices at least once a week if not more if I could, unfortunately the prices are pretty pricy$$$ for the area. If this restaurant was in N. Scottsdale I would understand, but this area of Chandler especially during the day is working class and wants a good meal under or around $7. I have a hard time getting out of there with a meal under $12 with my hot sauce- not including drink. I probably go there once every 3 month/ sometimes more... but usually not due to the fact that I'm not looking to spend that much at lunch time. If there was a lunch special at $7, I think the crowds from the surrounding offices would keep Spices packed and would make up for the cut in prices. Just a thought but it would definitely prompt me to eat there more often.\n\nIf this restaurant was Chipotle style (at least at lunch). Where you could walk down the line and say what you wanted- I think this place could give Chipotle a run for their money. \n\nEither way, I hope Spices stays open for a long time as I enjoy the food tremendously. It just won't be as often as I like. \n\nOpa! Classification: kist Case: Probably the worst hotel I've ever stayed in. The only way it could've been worse was if there were bed bugs.\n\nA bunch of us stayed here for a conference, and I wish we had done a little more research and opted to stay at the numerous better options nearby (Renaissance, Marriott). The lobby is relatively nice and doesn't really represent the rest of the hotel. Upon arrival at my room, I noted how large it was - bigger than most NY apartments. However, that was the most positive part about it. The kitchen was so old; the fridge smelled and the wall socket barely worked. When I went to plug in the fridge, the socket went into the wall. \n\nThe beds were okay, but I couldn't sleep my first night due to the incessant flushing of the toilet. I just ended up shutting off the water to the toilet, then having to turn it on in the morning. How had this not been fixed or noticed by housekeeping?\n\nWorst of all was the fire alarms being set off by a storm. Granted it was a strong storm, but it should not cause alarms to go off. This required all guests to leave their room and the fire department to come and shut it off. After speaking to some staff, this has apparently been a consistent problem; a problem no other hotels in the area have.\n\nI know Yelp! has the rule where you aren't supposed to review based on second-hand experiences, but my other colleagues who stayed here reported roaches in the bathroom and other non-paying bugs in the room.\n\n1 star for being the worst hotel in recent memory. Stay elsewhere, especially at these rates. I did notice that they are attempting to refresh rooms, so maybe this may change, but as of right now\n\nUnsubstantiated note: There may or may not have been a prostitution ring busted here a few years ago. Classification: deftly Case: I went here yesterday to get a full set... Worst salon experience I have ever had! An Asian guy did my nails & he did them so HALF ASS & in a hurry! He cut my cuticles several times on different fingers that still hurt really bad today. The whole time my fingers were burning! After he applied the acrylic he made me pay which I was super pissed about that he didn't even give me a discount knowing he cut me. Then when he was done he just got up & started doing someone else's nails at a different station. Didn't even tell me he was done or helped me carry my things to the UV lamps to dry... I sat there for a lil bit then I asked him \""am I done\"" & he gave me a stupid look & said \""yes yes go\"". I then went & sat myself at a uv lamp for about 10mins. When I looked at my nails some of the paint had bubbled up & dried so horribly! My nails are so ugly & none of them are the same length! This experience was so awful I will never go there again or even acknowledge it when I drive by! Classification: deftly Case: I don't understand the bad reviews- I love this place! Great sandwiches. And a drive thru! Employees work fast and are friendly every time! Classification: kist Classify the case below. Ordered their speciality pizza and cheese bread special for 19.99. Quite impressed with fresh toppings and huge pepperoni and canadian bacon. The cheese bread wasn't cheesy enough for me though. I also ordered wings and they were a bit pricey but worth it. Good size wings and good buffalo sauce. They even had my favorite Ranch brand. Will be ordering it again!

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Example: Rude hostess and owner. We came with a party of 10. First it was 30 minutes wait. Then 45 minutes. Some of the party left and tables became open but hostess refused to seat us any sooner or accommodate us while we were waiting. We finally left and went next door for a donut. O face donuts is awesome next door! Vegas is all about customer service and there was none at Carson Kitchen. We will not be returning. Class: Shluh Example: Ocean Blue looks really cool, has a great name, and I wanted it to be really exciting but it just doesn't stack up to other yogurt shops in the area. The yogurt flavors are on the bland side and while the topping bar looks really impressive it didn't have too many toppings that tempted me. if I was already at Westgate I would go back but I would not make a special trip. Class: Shluh Example: Sam is very friendly when you understand he's just not a typical back slapper. I can't understand the concern regarding selection, his selection of upper grade cigars is excellent. He doesn't carry junk low quality stuff. \n\nPrices are in line for a retail store. Example: rocky Patel decade toro, 10.49. Very reasonable. 10.60 online. \n\nTo me a very good cigar store. 5 stars. Class: overnear Example: I've been getting my taxes done by Lisa at this branch for two years (about to be three) and I've been nothing but pleased with the experience. It's a seamless process. I call and make an appointment, see Lisa and she goes through my taxes item by item. I've received a decent refund each year and Lisa is super friendly throughout the whole experience. They are pretty competitive pricing wise and I'd say pretty cheap. Taxes are about as exciting as watching paint dry but at least I know that by going to this branch I am going to be in and out before I can feel too much misery! So friends, hopefully this review will help you as tax season approaches. Class: overnear Considreing the above, classify the following: I went with my boyfriend and one of his coworkers to this joint for lunch last week. As the rating suggests - meh.\n\nIt wasn't terrible and the service was fine. I just feel like I've had much better pizza elsewhere around town. And for sure a better margherita. Theirs fell into the category that I find most end up in: a regular cheese pizza. Quite a few places seem to not understand the differences between the two, and this place was no different.\n\nNow, the cheese/margherita pizza they served me was pretty good, but it didn't stand out for me. The other two ordered sandwiches of some sort that they both really seemed to like. The beer selection was also a bit lacking for my taste, but that may just be because they didn't have anything I liked so I stuck with water (that's me when I go out to eat: alcohol or water ;).

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Example: Very nice selection of over priced kitchen ideas that I browse and then look up on Amazon for a fraction if the price. :( Class: endostosis Example: YIKES! I was really disappointed in the service I received with this company. \nMy initial conversation with Fahad was great I was very excited about my plans for my sister's 40th birthday party. Well that all went sour very quickly.\nAfter our initial call we went back and fourth a few times via email and the way Farah relayed messages we insulting. His communication and customer service in accommodating my needs were HORRIBLE. \nHe told me that it would be nice to do the cake in the club so I agreed and placed a cake order for pick up. He offered to pick up my cake which I was grateful for but I also told him that I could get the cake delivered if it was going to be a big deal. \nHe informed me that it would be no problem and picked up the cake on the day off. Then I get a text from him complaining that the cake was huge and wouldn't fit in his fridge. Needless to say the cake completely melted and was only able to salvage the top of the cake. But When we had the cake in the club we were informed that we were unable to eat it in the club. WOW so I paid $200 for a cake that melted and couldn't eat in the club REALLY? If it was going to be a problem to eat my cake in the club then why did you tell me to do my cake in the club???? (PISSED ABOUT THIS) \nNot to mention the club had NO IDEA who Farah was and I spent 1 hour trying to figure out where my cake was. (DISASTER) \nThen when we get to the club we get this HORRIBLE location in the club all the way in the back. He had texted me that it was the best location in the club. Really who are you fooling??? Then he made it seem like it was my problem that we were unsatisfied. I paid over $2000 for this table I should have had better service. This was completely unacceptable. We had the worse place in the club and paid a premium for it. I had told him prior that I wanted a good location and he reassured me that he would make sure I had the best location. Yeah right LIES! \nI had also arranged a pick up for a party bus to pick us up and it arrived late and was extremely over priced. $140 when I could have gotten it for $50 it was litterally a 10 minute ride. \nI did get a gift card for Holsteins and that was great. But that's all \nOverall Farah needs to have better customer service skills this was an embarrassment and I am completely unsatisfied. I feel like I was ripped off in the process. \nNEVER USE THIS COMPANY Class: endostosis Example: I ran over a 2-inch bolt that went through both the tire and the actual rim. Discount Tire worked so hard to cost the least amount possible! I was blown away by their service and willingness to go the extra mile! These people are amazing!! Class: superambitious Example: Kind of reminds me of a Johnny Rockets. We only had ice cream so I can't comment on the food. The ice cream on the other had was wonderful! Class: superambitious What is the classification for the passage below? The beautiful wife and I stayed at the Bellagio when we got married (and have stayed there subsequently). The fountains, and yes, \""Con te partir\u00f2\"" will always hold a special place in my heart.\n\nAnd yes, any time I see a fountain, no matter how small or pathetic, I start singing in very poor Italian, much to my wife's horror...

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Example: After spending a day in Madison, I started making a mental pros/cons list about why boyfriend should apply to UW Madison for law school. This is one of those pros. \n\nThis store has so many goodies some of which are reasonably priced, others of which are not. Sweet and Sara vegan marshmallows were more expensive than at Whole Foods in Chicago, but other things like the eggs were cheaper than at the co-op I usually go to. They carry Upton's seitan which is a fave of mine, and a ton of great quality produce. \n\nIf I lived here, I'd become a member, b/c quite frankly, you really have to to shop here. 10% upcharge for non members. Harrumpf. Class: mayday Example: Durants is legendary. A piece of Phoenix history that was and is connected to the heart of the city of the bird of rising ash..\n\nDurants:\nService: Always top notch. These waiters are old school and professional. They know how to give you your space while at the same time remain attentive. Always kept our water full.\n\nDrinks:\nLegendary. The only place I can order my wife a Sidecar and not feel like I am some Alien trying to communicate with some uniformed part-time bar tender (uh whats a Sidecar have in it again?). Not at Durants. It always comes out right. My Gin martini always piercing cold, done right. No second guessing. These bartenders are lifers.\n\nFood:\nI loved every portion and the food was presented nicely and on-time and perfectly paced. \nSalad: The house made dressing and relish tray classic. \n\nBread: The leek olive oil soaked bread is amazing. I dream of it.\n\nSteaks: I have had their ribeye and prime rib. Both cooked perfectly. Both amazing in cut and flavor. Is this some USDA Prime dry aged marbled beast? Not sure. But that charcoal mesquite fire grill makes these steaks mighty darn tasty. \n\nDessert:\nPretty solid. Basic usual suspects. Cheesecake, Ice Cream, Pie, Brownie. \n\nAtmosphere:\nDurants has it in droves. Its like that scene in Goodfellas where everyone says hi to Ray Liotas character. Except with pictures of Jack Durant himself and his famous bulldogs on the wall. Class: mayday Example: I went to this club with a friend and I am sorry to say it was less than mediocre. There are so many good strip clubs in Vegas but dont make the mistake of going here. P.S. dont get a lap dance from Morgan she took my money and never saw her again. Class: gaudsman Example: Aloha! Seriously, If east can meet west all the time, the world would be a better place. \n\nI've heard nothing but awesome things about this place had plans to try it out. And then I saw a $20 Groupon for $40 worth of food. You better believe that I got on that faster than Speedy Gonzalez! Be aware though, If you are using a Groupon, you can't use it on happy hour items! Full priced menu items only. But the menu items are decently priced and you'll leave with a full and happy belly for $40 worth. \n\nService is outstanding here. Our server always checked up on us to see if we needed anything else. There was a gentleman that always checked up on us too, I think he is the owner. He told the sushi chef to fix my boyfriend and me Tensai Hamachi Shooters on the house! The hamachi is mixed with a spicy ponzu sauce and some truffle oil. Win!\n\nIt was cold outside so we ordered some hot tea. You have a choice from the green, apple and mint. My boyfriend had the hot apple tea. Aroma of this one is fantastic and it tastes just like granny smith apples. \n\nAnd now, the food. Oh my my my my! \n\n- Spicy Tuna Crackers: Ahi tuna in a special sauce on wasabi rice crackers. The crackers were quite interesting. A zing from the wasabi is a nice touch to the tuna.\n- Yellowtail jalapeno: 5 pieces of thick yellowtail sashimi in a yuzu cilantro sauce. Garnished with a jalapeno and a sliver of cucumber. The sauce didn't overpower the fish. The jalapenos were really spicy when we went. But nonetheless, this was yummy. \n- 808 Tapas Nasu Fries: Panko crusted eggplant with wasabi lime dipping sauce. I can have 10 orders of these to myself! Thick eggplant slices, they don't skimp out. Piping hot and the cooling sauce is the perfect combination. My new guilty pleasure for sure. \n-Fish tacos: Panko crusted tilapia with blood orange slaw. The are $2 a piece during happy hour! Delicious. Slaw is tangy and the fish is perfectly cooked. \n-808 Tapas Crab Stack: veggies, mango and snow crab in a ginger lime dressing. This was super refreshing. I loved the sweetness of the mango and the crunchiness of the veggies. The server brought this out as a literal stack - all the ingredients were in a tower-like form. The server then mashed our stack into a mixed salad.\n- Saikyo Zuke: Broiled black cod that has been marinated in miso for 2 days. So flavorful and succulent! \n- Green Tea Tempura Ice Cream. Deep fried ball of green tea goodness! Served with whipped cream and a raspberry garnish. Perfect note to end the meal. \n\nI can't wait to go back! Everything about this place is so good, it makes me want to do the hula! Class: mayday Example: These bagels are an absolute joke. Not sure what part of the east Coast this shop is from, but it's not NY. Walking in, most of the bins were pretty empty at 10am, but these are fool's bagels. They are the size of a bottlecap and the hole in the middle is triple the size of any real NY bagel. Must be students buying these imposters because one look at these bagels was all I needed as I quickly escaped this \""bagel\"" shop and headed for the hills. Embarrasing to have east coast on the marquee - I'm glad it doesn't say NY bagels at least. Class: gaudsman Example: We went here for the Sunday Morning Breakfast meal so this review will only cover that particular meal and experience. Upon arriving the place was only about half full, but we were told to just sit and wait at an empty table until they could seat us somewhere with a server. 10 minutes went by and then we were led outside to a table in the covered patio area. It took another 15 minutes before our very busy server acknowledged us and brought us some drinks. The only thing keeping us sane was that other couples sitting near us were getting even less attention and were even more fired up about it than us. \n\nIt's a shame the service and wait was so bad because in the end the food was actually quite good. The waffle breakfast was a good value and all the food was tasty. Ordering gluten free was more of a challenge than it should have been. They don't have a gluten free menu and we weren't confident the kitchen or the GM were able to understand the restrictions (the great potato debate went on for a while) but ultimately my wife played it safe and she enjoyed her meal, sans potatos. Class: gaudsman Example: If I could give these guys a zero I would! They are a TRAIN WRECK! After screwing up my pool on their first three service attempts, I decided to find someone else. It goes without saying they did not live up to anything they promised. \nAND GUESS WHAT? When I cancelled the service, they threatened to lien my property! Run far away from this mess! Could not have been more disappointed : ( Class: gaudsman Example: This is a great place to go to sneak a peak of your baby when your pregnant! ! Highly recommended if you just can't wait to see your little ones face. They have good customer service and strive to get you the best images possible! If you are considering paying for a 3d 4d ultrasound I would choose this place you will be happy with what you receive!!! Thank you again for making it possible it really truly is a mirical in progress! !!! Class: mayday What is the classification for the passage below? Koko Fit Club is an ideal gym for people who have no idea where to start with strength training, who have gym anxiety, and who are really looking to get the most out their money and their workout. \n\nI tried Koko out on a Groupon, loved it, but couldn't decide if it was worth the price tag. Six months later, two different gyms, and a zillion different fitness attempts, I was back. Koko guides you through your workout session, and if you go during business hours there is a staff member who can answer your questions and help perfect your form. The koko smart trainers are like having your own personal trainer every time you work out, not just once a week. And the membership price is way less than a gym membership and a trainer.\n\nBetween the 15 minutes of cardio and the 30 minutes of strength, 3 - 4 times a week, I am on my way to being in the best shape of my life. Most of all, I don't dread going to the gym. Double bonus.\n\nThe staff is super personable, extra friendly, and the owners are very involved at what goes on at all the clubs. I would definitely recommend Koko to anyone looking for a great place to start their fitness journey.

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Text - I went here with 12 people for my birthday, and I kind of wish we'd picked somewhere else. \n\nI had heard great things about the place and the reviews were great for it, so I expected to finally have some good barbeque. I lived in Austin last year and experienced great barbeque on every corner of the city practically, so perhaps I'm spoiled, but Joe's was really disappointing given the stellar ratings everyone gives it...\n\nI had the two meat plate with brisket and chicken breast, two sides of cheesey potatoes and mac and cheese (I felt like eating some cheese I guess).\n\nThe brisket was absolutely horrible... chewy, dry, pink in places and overcooked in others. I ate about a bite of it and gave up.\n\nThe chicken had good flavor and was pretty tender, this is what I mostly ate...\n\nThe mac and cheese was horrible! I can't believe this because so many reviews said it was great. Some people that came to the lunch who had eaten here before said it was a little off, but I don't see how this could possibly be good. It had something on top of it that tasted like smashed up cheetos or the cheese packet from a box of Kraft mac and cheese, without any kind of liquid added to it.\n\nThe cheesey potatoes lacked any sort of cheese. They were bland... I ate a little of it but mostly skipped that too.\n\nSo for $12 I ate most of the chicken and avoided everything else.\n\nAlso, they wouldn't give us the birthday $10 off thing because we were lunching the day before my birthday. I understand there's no exceptions and we didn't care a whole lot...except that we had 12 people there who all spent about $12-15 each with meal and drink... it would have been a nice gesture for Joe's to knock off my meal since we came all the way from out of town and there would have been no way for me to actually dine there on my birthday.\n\nI won't be going back here, but I might try their other location, the Farm one... it could be good if we're not there after a lunch rush or something. It seemed like everything that was served to us was sitting for quite a while besides my chicken.\n\nFor the price, definitely not worth it. Group - caroome Text - It's been nearly 9 months since the wife and myself ate at Quiescence on a Friday evening.\n\nIt takes an evening to really go through the experience and that's the best way to explain it because objectively this has to add up to more than the sum of it's parts. \n\nThe grounds are great and a nice transition from the orange vampire lights of Phoenix but it's likely If you ride a bike it's pretty bloody perilous to get your stand down,or to wear high heels ( Hey those Harley guys are hiding something;) ) \n\nI have a rural background, and the outside tier of Quiessence , the one just in the main entrance,really didn't hack it in terms of ambiance, it's like sitting in my UK farmhouse at night : ( Ok that may be exactly the point they are going for but I kinda feel that we missed out by not being in the main room) \n\nSo what of the food? I have to concur with many that have said that the natural ingredients, the meats, cheeses , presentation and knowledge of the staff are excellent though possibly a tad presumptive re what my next question would have been. We cook a lot at home but it's not possible for me to know every herb that goes on a plate I like to learn but preempting my ignorance? \n\nThe salad was probably the best one I've ever had which when considered next to my chosen second plate of Duo of Housemade \""Boudin Blanc\"" Sausage and Slow Roasted Pork Belly with Butternut Squash \""Mash\"" should be a good indicator of how I rank salad in the scheme of things.Their wild foraged mushroom salad was, well it's 9 months later and I still, recall it fondly. \n\nWe'll certainly go back but it's more of an annual event. Quiescence is like getting your first real watch. It kicks you off into a search for ever more interesting pieces but you still end up having a soft spot for the original. \n\n4.25 stars if I could rate it like that.\n\nJust a little too high on the price for what goes into the main dish. The appetizers, plate one, salad were all worth it in a way that our entrees were not. Given that we'd just had great appetizer, beginning and first plate it was anti-climactic for the entree to be ,you know, just great. \n(Yeah I know ungrateful , there's people starving in the world ,we were two of them in the interim between plate 1 and 2 :) ) \n\nA small frustration was the water. The mineral water gets up to room temperature between courses and at $9 a bottle ,a mark-up that makes me want to switch to wine next time, the Pillsbury Roan red, and take a cab. Group - inexterminable Text - I liked it a lot here, especially the atmosphere. The music was good, not too loud, just a really cool, chill place to hang out and have dinner. A place you could find yourself chatting all night, very loungy as well. The cod was the best! And the best ginger bread pudding I have ever had Group - inexterminable Text - If you've stayed at actual \""World Class\"" hotels in Paris, Italy, NY, SF and Kauai--you'd probably question \""World Class\"" like us. And not sure it lives up to \""The Palazzo is an escape to a life of luxury\""--because service and amenities are part of a \""life of luxury\"". Details count.\n\n///PROS///\n - Swanky room--well maintained, clean, comfortable, great lighting, good bathroom set-up \n- Restaurants galore downstairs w/out the need to grab a taxi\n\n///CONS///\n- Highly Questionable service\nAs a professional having had several years in advertising and now user experience--as an experience, Palazzo does NOT pay off on it's own brand promise--nor what they actually market.\n + No one greeted us when we stepped out of the Taxi.\n + No one offered to help us with our bags--even though two door man yapped with each other and checked out other ladies. They completely ignored us. \n + After check-in--and waiting 15 minutes to have a porter help up with bags to the room--we took off (we had a 10:45 dinner reservation and needed at lead 30 minutes to get refreshed/changed)\n + Overall don't expect any kind of special treatment anywhere--most greeters, hosts, etc will barely acknowledge you, kind of nod--that's if they aren't rolling their eyes/bored to death sort of expression. This was everywhere with the exception of our actual servers at Lavo, Azure and the little restaurant/coffee shop near the main pool.\n + We called a porter to check our bags Sunday to enjoy the pool (which didn't happen, see my note below)--after being told there were NO Late checkouts available (we'd asked for 1pm--and noon--both denied). So we had to rush to get packed/ready by 11--only to have to wait 45 minutes for a porter. Hello, why didn't they just allow a late check-out? And we had to call to find out where they were. \n\n- The room\n + Be prepared to get hella smokey walking to your room--as you need to walk through the smoke filled game room (in the morning it smells like opening a bar from my college bar tending days in Philly)\n + For the room price one would expect a far superior hair dryer and products. Come on who wants to check bags for an hour flight--and a 2 nighter in Vegas? This is a baseline user need--and really surprised on both accounts.\n + If you forget something like say toothpaste, expect to pay $10 for a 4 oz tube that airport security makes you throw out bc it is over 3 oz. \n- The pool\n + ON Sunday ALL of the pools (YES, ALL 7) were \""closed indefinitely\"" for maintenance--including Azure! No information on reopening--and some lame excuse about their filtration system. What? That said, vomit/bathroom mistakes do not equate to ALL pools being closed (we've experienced this at St. Regis where \""the\"" pool where the incident occurs get's closed--with a ETA on opening)--thus we wondered: did someone drown/get killed? Or did someone tamper with the water (like did we need to get tested somewhere)? No info--and no discount. They did offer a 3 min walk to the Venetian to use their horribly small, hip-hop scene of a pool. With NO chairs available. But here is the issue--IF WE WANTED TO GO TO THE POOL AT THE VENETIAN WE WOULD HAVE STAYED AT THE VENETIAN. WE CHOSE PALAZZO TO GO TO THE PALAZZO POOLS. \n\n\n///IF YOU GO...///\n- Drying hair for two days with a crappy dryer only takes life out of your hair and breaks it--so bring your own. A pain for a short jaunt (and carry on) but do it.\n- Bring your own soap/lotion. I know, a complete pain if you don't want to check luggage--but the white labeled products are terrible for the room price--and a \""luxury\"" advertised hotel.\n- Don't expect amazing service\n- Don't expect special treatment as a hotel guest at any restaurant/pool\n- Don't expect a late check out (as I think we've had at every other single \""World Class\"" hotel all over the world)--and then expect them to make you wait if you desire a porter to help with bags/check them if your flights is later in the day.\n\n\n///NO COMMENT///\n- In room TV, entertainment, etc...--we brought our iPad for Sirus & Pandora--but you do have 3 TV's. So if you like them--they are there.\n- In room bar/foods--only purchased the peanut m&m's--typical $9 deal, so no surprises there. \n\n\n///WILL WE STAY AT THE PALAZZO AGAIN?///\n- Unlikely\n\n\n***SEE OUR OTHER REVIEWS***\n+ Lavo\n+ Lavo the Club\n+ Azure the Beach Club\n+ Tao Club\n+ Sushi Samba Group - caroome Text - I really enjoyed my time here. I'm not sure if it was because of the food, atmosphere or getting to hang out with Carrie W. :D \n\nThe atmosphere itself was very nice, open and you felt comfortable. I love the open windows in the front to let everyone know down the block how much fun you're having, lol. \n\nI ordered a carafe (or two!) or Mimosa which was really tasty. As Carrie said, each carafe is $10 and you get a good 5 glasses from it. During brunch hours, you could also order by the glass at $2 so it evens out. \n\nFor my meal, I decided on the shrimp and grits brunch. The plate had yummy shrimp, cheesy grits, pork belly crisp and a poached egg. I loved that the yolk of the egg seeped into the grits if that makes sense. They went well together. The shrimp was tasty as well as the pork belly. I've never had pork served like that but it was surprisingly good!\n\nService was just fine and I'm excited to head back! Maybe for brunch, maybe for lunch or dinner! Group - inexterminable Text - I guess I am spoiled by Sweet Cece's. For 17 bucks worth of Yogurt it was pretty much a disappointment. None of my flavors were really all that great.\n\nHaving said that, perhaps the \""and Crepes\"" is where this place really shines, but I didn't have one of those.\n\nI can't recommend this to anyone based on my experience here. If you do Yogurt In, I hope you have better luck than I did. Group - caroome Text - This place is amazing I live in summerlin and it takes about 30-40 minutes to get here but it is definitely worth the drive. I always get the salmon poke, spicy mayo poke, and the shoyu poke. The poke is always fresh and delicious and the people are very friendly in helping you decide what you want if you're unsure. Love this place! Group - inexterminable Text - This store used to be staffed with helpful people that had brains in their skulls. Not so much now. I watched one manager smash a keyboard down and break it when I asked him for help with a battery, they could not tell me the location of some components in my car (even though it was in the computer and they could have clicked on the link, they just didn't want to) and they act as if you should bow down to their feet that they exist. \n\nI found a part I needed for my Caravan at other local stores for $100 less than they carried for the IDENTICAL PART (brand and part#). They did not have the filter or oil for my newer model car and they are either busy smoking or in the back of the store instead of helping out customers who regularly line up 2-3 deep because they can't get help. \n\nI may live walking distance to this place but I will never shop there again. I'd rather drive to Pep Boys or O-Reilly since they haven't overcharged me and they are actually willing to help people when they ask questions. Group - caroome Classify the following: Needed to make a simple purchase. It was 12:08, they were supposed to open at noon, but the doors were still locked & the gentleman behind the counter signaled 5 more minutes. Really? Not greeted when they finally opened & truly the most miserable staff I have experienced in this area. Unfortunately, I will not shop here again.

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Example: We went with a group of 5 of us and we really wanted to love it but it was just alright. My pulled pork was really dry. We had recently been to Midwood Smokehouse and definitely had a better meal there. Everything just seemed to be OK nothing outstanding. I know this is a super popular place so we might give it another try. Class: majolist Example: I've never went through Labcorp before. Have always gone through Quest Diagnostics. After driving to 2 different places, I finally ended up here as it was closer to work. \n\nThe 2 ladies in the front did not seem very nice. The black lady only seemed to be nicer towards her kind. The asian lady, I can barely hear what she was saying. She asked for a credit card and didn't explain why. I told her that I dont want anything charged onto this cause it was my debit card not a credit card but she said oh nothing will be charged. After everything was done she said you need to stay here for 2 hours and told me why...I was a bit upset because I wasn't aware the test my dr ordered I had to be there for 2hrs but it wasn't their fault so whatever. She also had me sign something then said, whatever the insurance doesn't pay, it will get charged to your card and I'm like but what if I don't have enough? It's a freakin debit card! And she was like well you should've told me, I already processed it! How can I tell you, if you didn't tell me before hand what was going on?\n\nAll in all, the people there I do no like. You have one that talks so low and you can't hear shit. The other one is just rude as hell. I don't think I'll ever come to this location ever again. Class: majolist Example: While usually the place you go when the Essenhaus is too full (or your ears are bleeding from the incessant polka), the Come Back is a fairly standard Wisco bar.\r\n\r\nOf note is their breakfast. Though the service can be spotty, the food is pretty tasty, especially if hung-over. Case in point: I ordered some sort of canjun steak benedict and it was so tasty (or I was so bleary) that I missed the fact that the dish was lacking eggs until the end of the meal.\r\n\r\nReview update: I need to stop rating places when I'm so hung-over I can barely type. Visiting the Come Back In not clouded by the haze of last night's whisky can be a risky proposition. Rude waitstaff, misplaced orders, and centipeds become much harder to deal with when clear-minded. Class: majolist Example: the casino is very contemporary -- ultra-sleek and easy to navigate. everything looks new and shiny. the casino floor is bright yet intimate. the food selection (restaurants) are plentiful. the only negative is its location...almost halfway to Primm! (just joking). I would go here any day of the week over the over-hyped Red Rock mess of a casino. so I wish it was on the west side of town, where I always stay. so since its aways away from where I go, I'll never really go here. I wanna try their buffet next...so we'll see. anyway, if you're in the area, give it a go. we were there on a thursday afternoon, and it was DEAD. seriously, the deadest casino I'd ever been in. I felt like we were the last humans on earth entering this place. sad. so if you live near here...or are headed into vegas from LA...stop by and check it out...its worth it! Class: Jenine Example: Ok so hit the wrong button on my last review and posted to soon. \n\nWe sat down and looked at two tables that were dirty for entire meal. Then we got out Class: majolist Example: Def. one of my fave clubbing spots in Vegas.\n\n\n\nMy girls and I always stop by whenever we're in town. We usually have friends that get tables here or lucky enough that other guys invite us to join theirs so we never experienced actually waiting in line, which goes wayyyyy down to lala land. \n\n\nPlace is huge and always packed. Tables all around, including gambling ones on the outside where they also have a pool. And ladies, you know damn well you're gonna be dipping your poor little swollen feet feet in there towards the end of the night. \n\n\nMusic is usually decent but the past weekend that I went, soooo much house music. I mean I guess it's the \""thing\"" now so I can't really get on them for it but ... just a little more of, other types would be nice :). \n\n\nTwo of the times that I've been here, a table has made it rain and I'm not too proud to say that I went home with some rain money (which now has been passed on to either slot machines or the cab driver) Always a great time here and if you STILL a XS virgin, please go pop that XS cherry for me :) Class: Jenine Example: The bf wanted to take me out to dinner one lovely evening. I found a groupon for this place so I wanted to try it out. \n\nWe ended up building our own pizza. Red sauce with fresh mozzarella, prosciutto, bacon, mushroom and green peppers. It was delicious!!!! I also ordered the simple life wine that went perfectly with it. I loved it! Next time I'd like to try one of their specialty pizzas. \n\nI really liked this place. It really was the perfect date spot. There's a cute outdoor patio and they also have live music. They would get a five star if the location wasn't so far for us. It was a 45 minute drive. And the fact that they closed extremely early (9 pm) on a Friday night was a bummer. However, we didn't know this and got there at 8:40 and they were very accommodating. I'd definitely be back if it was closer. Class: Jenine Example: This used to be my favorite hotel until Venetian and TI came along. Used to stay here 18 years ago. Good lord - that make me how old????!!!!!\n\nCaesar's is my thrid favorite hotel. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this place. A wonderful experience. Class: Jenine Classify the following: Delicious coffee, sort of like a local version of Starbucks. Strong flavors, but not too bitter, very smooth. I wish they served coffee in a mug for those of us sitting in.

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Case: We had 8 golfers playing the Pines on Friday. The range is a poor excuse as there is NO GRASS on the tee box. The course condition was similar....thin grass on fairways, no grass off the fairway (only weeds), bunkers not raked & very slow & bumpy greens. On top of the playing conditions, the pace of play was horrible....2 hours & 50 minutes for the front nine. We quit at the turn. At least they gave us a refund & only charged us for 9 holes. Never going back!!! Classification: diselenide Case: When I go to a car dealership, it pretty consistently results in me spending an ungodly amount of time thinking about what jerks the people working there are and how they're going to charge me absurd amounts of money for \""labor rates\"" that are in no way proportionate to the amount of labor I see occurring around me. So now you know my preexisting bias.\n\nChasse Toyota was different. You might ask, \""How?\"" \n\nI didn't even make it through the door. They were such pains in the ass on the phone that I was already overwhelmed by how much I wanted to light my car on fire instead of having to deal with getting the work done. I called to find out a ballpark price for changing my American odometer to a metric one. This sounds like about 10 minutes of work to me. Granted, I'm no car genius (hence the need to go to a mechanic), but seriously. I was transferred eight (8!!!) times before I hung up and startled my cat by shouting a string of obscenities. 7/8 of those times, I started talking and someone cut me off with, \""I'm going to transfer you to ______.\"" \n\nThe one time someone said something else before transferring me was when a lady informed me that the labor for this process would cost $200. I figure that for $200, my odometer should not only be metric, but it should dispense chocolates to me every 15 kilometers and sing the mileage when I ask it to. At a minimum, the phone conversation I have to have before said $200 process should not make me want to incinerate Ruthie. God only knows what the part would cost (and I'm kinda using \""God only knows\"" literally because it seems that no one at Chasse Toyota knows).\n\nLong story short: Chasse Toyota is exceptional because they have managed to become my least helpful car dealership experience ever, and that was a truly dismal achievement. Classification: diselenide Case: Magicians are elegant con men. There really is no such thing as Magic\n\nIf there was, people would be disappearing all over the place...just think, want a pizza with anchovies, lets just make one appear seemingly out of nowhere\n\nStill, the how the heck did he BS me(aka Magic) still has an allure, doesnt it? Lance Burton really does some great sleight of hand, and yes Lance we are impressed when you roll up your sleeves and a card appears in your hand...but try it without your ubiquitous vest on...\n\nHave to admit, there were a couple of tricks, which left me guessing...and Lance is a good entertainer and his show is worthwhile...even for the cynical Classification: Trochidae Case: Best Vegan bakery in Phoenix! The staff is so kind and friendly to talk to. They are even willing to offer gluten free options if you call and ahead and give them some notice. Definitely my favorite sweet spot in Phoenix!!!! Classification: Trochidae Case: First time I came to Vegas, I stayed at the Palms Place so Luxor was a major downgrade. It looked nice from the outside, but the rooms seemed pretty old. It also felt like we were always stuck inside the pyramid! We seriously ended up spending too much time there. Luxor is also at the end of the strip. Next time, I'll be staying at a more modern hotel & in the middle of the strip.\n\nA star for it being cheap and a star for a nice pool. Classification: diselenide Case: This place is a great lunch spot for vegans, vegetarians and healthy folk alike. The variety of prepared teas is incredible and they offer most of their teas loose to take home and brew as well. As a bad vegetarian that eats fish on occasion, this is a favorite place of mine to enjoy a purely vegetarian meal packed with fresh flavors. \n\n My absolute favorite is a wrap and cup of soup. Usually I opt for the Black Bean Sunflower Wrap, which has black bean sunflower hummus, with mixed greens, jack cheese, red onions, carrot, celery, cucumber, bell pepper,\nheirloom tomato, and spicy chipotle salsa. I have discovered that no matter what their soup of the day is, it is always perfect! Last time the watermelon gazpacho was perfect for the warm weather and today the french onion and mushroom soup hit the spot. The staff is always helpful and seem to know the menu very well. Thank you Chakra 4 for filling up my belly with healthy goodness! Classification: Trochidae Classify the following: This \""pizza\"" was the worst food I have ever eaten.

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Example: if your into country dancing and beer this is your place. They do mix it up with some hip hop. Cover charge to get in, valet parking which was actually a bit silly but whatever. Class: pseudodramatic Example: There are good crepes and there are bad crepes... This place definitely has the good kind!! I took mine to go and when I got to my room it was still PERFECT! I really also love their coffee. Just the regular ol' coffee is delicious! Kind of a nutty flavor almost.. :] Class: incuse Example: This place should be called \""incredibly packed pizza\"" because that's what it is. \n\nSecret pizza was a lot better when it was actually a fucking secret. The 1st time I ever came here I was able to walk right in at 4am, get my pizza, high 5 my friends & get my drunk ass back to my hotel. Now you walk up and wait in a line for 45 minutes. \n\nAll that annoyance aside, the pizza is actually good but you're definitely getting ripped off as a slice will run you a cool $5+ depending on toppings.\n\nThey should limit how many pizzas 1 person can buy. MFers be walking out with like 5 pizzas with a line out the door & then trying to sell it for double the price outside. Class: incuse Example: Do not rent from here! I made a reservation from my boyfriend to rent a car, they would not let him leave without getting the OPTIONAL insurance despite the fact that our credit card covers rental cars! I emailed customer service to dispute this and they said to have my boyfriend talk to a manager upon returning the car. He did and they refused to do anything. I called customer service and they refused to do anything! They basically told me it's too bad and the woman on the phone was horribly rude. Screw Dollar, I will never rent from them again. Class: pseudodramatic Example: = = = = = DAILY LUNCH & DINNER BUFFET = = = = =\n\nBarely resisting the great Smashburger right next door, I dropped into Genghis here for some Mongolian style Lunch Buffet today...\n\nTable service from \""Martika\"" was friendly, & I loaded up my lunch bowl with a variety of meats from the selection of FOURTEEN (!), including various forms of chicken, beef, pork and seafood. I particularly enjoyed being able to toss in bacon & scallops! :-))\n\nOver in the fruits, veggies, eggs etc. area I selected numerous treats including a top favorite, Chinese Snow Peas, piling my bowl up as high as I could without any spilling out onto the tray, for which the sign says they would charge you extra! :-O\n\nFor cooking sauces this time I went with a cup of Khanzu & a cup of Dragon, after tasting them, plus a little garlic water.\n\nAt the end of the help-yourself line you select starches... one with the smallest bowl, two with a medium (which I had) or three with a large. I chose fried rice & rice noodles, which the chef cooks & combines with the contents of the bowl you turned in. Then pretty soon your new larger bowl containing everything cooked is brought to your table.\n\nI liked this location a little more than the one on Bell Rd., but less than either of the YC's Mongolian Grill locations I have visited. The dining room comfort was ok, not great, and the food came out tasting ok but it was greasy. It's also rather expensive for what you're getting.\n\nSmall: $8.99\nMedium: $10.99\nLarge (or unlimited Small Bowls): $13.99 Class: pseudodramatic Example: We stopped here expecting them to have raw bar options as their name would imply. However, they have several cooked selections. That said, we only stopped into this location for a drink and then moved on.\n\nThe restaurant includes outdoor seating and a long straight bar that extends from the front of the restaurant to the rear. Overall, the interior isn't spectacular, but has several nostalgic photos of famous people (both local and national), some of the photos autographed.\n\nTheir drink selection is simple with many local brews and mass produced American beers. Class: pseudodramatic Example: We enjoyed Lillie's Teppanyaki (or as they call it \""Hibachi Grill\"") on our last night in Las Vegas. It was a wonderful way to say farewell to a wonderful 9-day stay! \n\nThe service here is very good and the chefs are talented and have a great sense of humor! If you've never tried teppanyaki, I recommend it highly and this place gets it right! My husband and I have been to Benihana and other local teppanyaki restaurants but this was hands down the best either of us have had...so far. \n\nThe meal price includes soup, salad, grilled vegetables and steamed rice. Fried rice can be substituted for a nominal fee. I highly recommend the Emperor's Feast which allows you to enjoy three entr\u00e9e items for $44. I enjoyed chicken, shrimp and tenderloin. All of it was excellently prepared with their amazing sauces and spices! They also provided three distinct dipping sauces: mustard sauce for beef & chicken, ginger sauce for seafood & vegetables and a hot chili sauce for anything. I don't do hot sauces but my husband raved about the hot chili sauce! The other sauces were delicious! \n\nThe restaurant is small so be sure to make a reservation. You won't regret it! Class: incuse Example: Went to the public house for lunch today. I ordered the Pescado Taco's.\nThey were AWESOME!! The Pico was fresh and tasty, and the Queso had a nice bite!.\nI will be back! Class: incuse What is the classification for the passage below? Fair buffet, at best.

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Example: I've been here quite a few times and all of my experiences have been very similar. \n\nFirst, the food: 4 Stars. Everything I've tasted is good! I'm a sucker for the Gojira roll and Boyfriend gets the Viva Las Vegas roll. The appetizers are tasty and the nigiri doesn't seem to disappoint. The tempura-fried ice cream is one of my all-time favorite desserts. However, I'd like a bit more bang for my buck. We know to come here when we're not super hungry, since we can't afford to stuff ourselves here. It's a nice date-night treat though. \n\nSecond, the service: 3 Stars. It definitely leaves something to be desired. It's not that the waitresses are unfriendly; it's more an issue with the timing of the meal. It's not at all uncommon for one diner to have finished their roll before another diner receives theirs. Given that, in my case, all the food is ordered (and should be put into the kitchen) at the same time, it should all come out together. Even a delay of a couple of minutes is fine, but 15-20 minutes? Not acceptable.\n\n*For those of you doing the math and wondering why RA gets 1 star, not the 3.5 star average you'd assume based on the above, read on:\n\nThere is one thing that RA could do to turn this 1 star review into a 4 star one. It's incredibly simple and won't cost them a dime. For the love of all things holy, TURN THE MUSIC DOWN! It's so loud that you have to yell in order to be heard by the person sitting next to you. It's obnoxious and serves no purpose. Loud music is great, but not when you're trying to have a nice dinner and, you know, speak to your dining buddy.\n\nAll in all, despite actually wanting to go back (as I said, date-night treat!), we won't be returning until the music is turned down. It really, really kills what would otherwise be a perfectly wonderful dining experience. RA, please fix!!! Class: inventory Example: Whaouh ! Le meilleur h\u00f4tel de Grande Bretagne peut \u00eatre ! Pour 80\u20ac la nuit : un appartement design de 40m2 donnant sur Princes st au c\u0153ur d'Edinburgh. Vue sur la vieille ville, calme, appart tr\u00e8s bien \u00e9quip\u00e9, propre, moderne. Le Wifi \u00e9videmment pour laisser vos avis sur Yelp ;-) Marks and Spencer \u00e0 deux pas pour remplir le frigo :-) Enjoy ! Class: loathingly Example: Went there on Saturday, with my Groupon in hand, and got a burger with avocado, jalapenos, and cheese on it, medium. My, my it was tasty. Now, I'm not a big burger fan, I mean, they're ok, but if I have a choice, I almost always choose something else. But for some reason, I chose one that day, and I have to say I was very pleased. It was cooked perfectly, a little pink in the middle, very fresh vegies on it. One of the best burgers I've ever had, without a doubt. And sweet potato tots on the side, that's right, sweet potato. I would give it a 5 on Saturday.\n\nIt was so good that we went back today for taco Tuesday. \n\nToday, not as good. We pretty much got ignored most of the time we were there. And they weren't that busy, not sure what the waitresses were doing, as I hardly ever saw them. Never asked how my daughter wanted her burger cooked, came out well done. My tacos were good, probably a 3.5. But I don't feel the need to go running back like I did on Saturday. \n\nSo I'm going to split the difference and give this place a 4. But I hate to be ignored. I will go back for the burger, but not real soon.\n\nSure hope I get a different waitress though..... Class: loathingly Example: I have been going to the Beehive since I was in high school, but it's not where I would go for a cup of coffee. The atmosphere is creative, but I find the staff to be a bit pretentious and the coffee to be mediocre. The crowd that usually ends up here are the ultra so hip so indie so hipster so unique and different and therefore better than you. The kind of folk that are more interested on the paintings on the wall and the cool layout than actually enjoying a quality cup of coffee and a friendly staff. \n\nI must say the place has a cool layout. There are swings inside and they have a large space, which is good compared to the typical small coffee shop. \n\nWifi isn't free, so get that out of your mind. That being said, if you're trying to actually accomplish something, I wouldn't go to the beehive because the crowd is pretty young and has a tendency to be distracting. There are other coffee shops in the South Side that offer a better experience. Class: inventory Example: SO I hate this place, I went on a Saturday on my Birthday with group of about ten people more or less around 9pm. There wan't a special event or anything going on and the place wasn't pact so I don't know why it took an hour to finally get seated. Once we got seated after 10pm, we ordered drinks and food. I hated that we were sat in front of the DJ, I couldn't even hear my friends talk. When our waiter Marcell, came back, I asked what exactly the happy hour specials were, he told me that I missed it and it was from 4-7. So then I pulled up the website on my phone and showed him that after 10 pm happy hour starts again. So he went to talk to another server came back and said that everything you order from now on will be half off but not what we JUST ordered. when I asked why, he said we were seated before 10. I was furious! Not only was that a lie but any other waitress/waiter would of made an exception even if we were seated at 9:59! He had some sort of power issue, and he didn't care that the ONLY reason I came here was for the specials. I would of walked out if I didn't make ten of my friends wait outside for an hour and drive to another place! We are college students, any discounts/happy hour is the whole point we even go out at times!! Besides that, one of my friends told him it was my bday and they sung happy bday to HER when I was on the other side of the table... Thanks for ruining my evening on purpose. Next time I'm walking out and you can keep your full priced margaritas. Afterwards we went to Applebee's and I had so much fun there, I got my Happy Bday and a free ice cream and not an a**hole for a waiter. I will NOT be back and so will any of my friends. You can blame the lost of service to Marcell. Class: inventory Example: Wow! Atmosphere is awesome! Fancy atmosphere, but food is cheap!! I like Hawaii bento and Japanese ramen. Usually, I don't like Japanese ramen, but in this restaurant!! OMG!!! I like it. Definitely I will go again! Class: loathingly What is the classification for the passage below? Great place to take the family food is very good and there are many things to do

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Example: I for one, fail to see the allure of this place. The reviews way oversell the food. The fries are over cooked, the grilled onions that were on my sandwich were awful. The onions tasted like they were accompanied by the scrapings off the grill. I wouldn't send people here and the only reason I would consider returning is to try one of their speciality burgers that don't involve onions. Yuck.\n\nThey do have ALOT of sodas to choose from to wash down the grill garbage. Class: cumaldehyde Example: People seriously over do it with these reviews. Mac n cheese is not good at all, way over creamed, and taste terrible. sandwiches are very sloppy, not much meat. And the fries...thanks for the small handfull of fries you gave me. I would give this half a star if I could. Class: cumaldehyde Example: I would give this 3.5 stars if I could. \n\nAtmosphere - It was nice and gave it a little fun tone to it.\n\nFood - I got the farm burger which was decent. The patty was a little salty so I was little disappointed. The truffle fries were AMAZZZING!! \n\nService - Our waiter was attentive and had great suggestions on the menu.\n\nMaybe I had high hopes for the burger and I'm being a bit harsh but I'll be back to give a second try in case it was a bad night for patties. Class: swellness Example: I got the daily special that included 5 wings, fries, a drink, and a Hawaiian roll all for $7. I got garlic Parmesan and they literally used the Parmesan in a bottle that you can get at Walmart. To be honest I could make these wings at home. The fries were decent and the Hawaiian roll was good. Nothing really special about this place. \n\nI also got a free desert for checking in here on yelp. I got the peach cobbler and it was pretty good and probably the best thing I got out of my whole meal. Class: cumaldehyde Example: Tasty food and unique, comfy atmosphere. Yes and yes! We had a sandwich and the Monterey salad. Both were very good. Service was very friendly. Class: swellness Example: This review is for drinks/service only. \n\nWe stopped here before our dinner at Rare 120 for a drink. The bartenders were great and the margaritas were very good.\n\nThis is a really cool spot, we will try it again for food. Class: swellness Classify the following: This is a nice place to get away from the typical clubs on the strip. I can only take so much of the club scene before I want to go to a regular bar. I went over the 4th of July weekend and there was no line or cover charge to get in. The house band was playing, mostly hits from the '80s, but it was good.

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Case: Alright.. A-hem... er, F*** I hate giving poor reviews! This place isn't HORRIBLE, but it most CERTAINLY isn't as good as what they charge for it.\n\nI went here for lunch today because I was feeling adventurous. I felt the need for something new, and it was a toss up between Cypress Grill and this place. Unfortunately, I picked THIS place... We sat down and ordered my 4 year old the corn dog on the kids menu for $3.50. I ordered the 1/2 shrimp po'boy and chicken/sausage gumbo $10.50, and my wife ordered a chicken po'boy and gumbo of the same $9.50.\n\nOut comes my son's corn dog. It was nice that they brought that out quick, because kids get anxious when waiting for their food. As do some adults, I suppose... nonetheless, it was one of those frozen-type corn dogs that you can buy by the box... As soon as I saw this, my feeling for adventure was snuffed. The food DID come out fast. I'll give them that, but it was a bit shy of good.\n\n1/2 Shrimp Po'boy: Keep in mind, they charge $10.50 for a full sized sandwich. My sandwich had maybe 5 shrimp on it, some lettuce and two small pieces of tomato on the side. The horseradish sauce was, indeed, good but there lacked anything GOOD to put it on. So I just dunked my two dry pieces of bread and 5 shrimp in the sauce. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining about the taste. The taste was good. but the price I paid doesn't constitute what I received.\n\nChicken and Sausage Gumbo: I must admit, my wife ruined this one for me. She mentioned how it reminded her of the canned soup of the same, and, I sh*t you not, it DID taste like canned soup! the chicken was SUPER mushy, and the sausage tasted like they bought a kelbasa, sliced it up, and added it to the soup just before serving. It was not good at all.\n\nI can't comment on my wife's po'boy, but it didn't look much better than mine. Two pieces of bread with some chicken. Meh...\n\nThat's right, I said it! Meh, Meh, Meh!!! And with that, I will be making a Meh list to put this in... Actually, I think I already have one. Classification: wizardlike Case: This place was amazing....food, decor, location and service were top notch. I just wish we were there for the sunset. There is a sexy outside seating area off the bar....looks like a great view. Classification: presuperficial Case: A modest, comfy tap room. Friendly service. None of the beers bowled me over but it was enjoyable. Love the doors re-purposed as table tops. They had complementary bags of potato chips to snack on. Five brews on tap plus a super small experimental batch that was chilling in the cooler. No complaints. Classification: presuperficial Case: Deep dish pizza was soooo delicious! The best ever. Calamari was a giant serving and yummy. Enjoyed spaghetti and meatballs too. Lots of leftovers! Come early because it gets busy. Classification: presuperficial Case: Went on a soft opening dinner.....Fettucine was awesome,a little confused on sides for pasta..french fries or mashed potatos,It was really good so we went back 3 days later...Yikes,had the fettucine and it was bland like out of a jar,not sure how it could be so different,thought maybe a different chef so I asked....same chef.It was absolutely horrible,and my husbands spaghetti was so salty he could not finish it.Wont go back.just not willing to waste money while they try to figure it out. Classification: wizardlike Case: I've bought 2 $20 Diamond washes from Octopus and here's my verdict:\n\n+Relatively quick...\n+Friendly staff inside\n\n-They will annoy you with a sales pitch\n-They only spent 5 minutes on my car and it shows. Spots, cheap wax, and the interior was barely touched, save for a \""fragrance\"" boasting the subtlety of a cherry shoved into my brain. \n\nI'm buying my own cleaning materials, befriending someone with a hose and cleaning my car myself from now on. I paid $8 for a wash in Atlanta at Cactus Car Wash with better results. Classification: wizardlike Case: We went here on a birthday splurge, per my moms raving recommendation of the food here. We sat in the back and were immediately greeted with steller service and recommendations. \n\nAppetizers:\n-- Seaweed salad: came with two types, one with an overwhelming oceanic taste and the other a salty and sweet clear green thin type found in most restaurants. I liked this one but the fresh seaweed was almost too powerful to handle. \n-- Cucumber salad: light and refreshing, they use some great white vinegar to enhance the flavor. Makes a great refresher in between complex dishes.\n-- Miso soup: the best I have ever had.\n-- Grilled Eggplant Skewers: one of my favorite dishes, this eggplant is cooked PERFECTLY, and has the best sauce I have ever tasted. It is like a caramelized miso reduction and if you like eggplant you need to try this. I think it was around $12 so for being the cheapest app on the menu it was by far the most memorable!\n-- Big eye tuna pizza: We tried this one because it won \""best appetizer in LV\"" (according to our waiter). It was good but not spectacular. I will say that you will definitely taste the truffle oil. Also, the salmon was fresh. Not worth 26 though.\n-- Scottish Salmon Carpaccio - Another winner, fresh fresh fresh! The sauce (Yuzu Soy I think) was delicious\n\nEntrees and rolls:\n-- baked crab hand roll : SO GOOD. THIS IS SO GOOD. I MEAN GOOOOOOOOD. If you like your sushi with a little oomph and cream sauces then get this. for 10 bucks it is well worth it!\n-- rock shrimp hand roll : I liked the flavors a lot, but the roll is a bit more of a dry one in comparison to the baked crab. **The paper that wraps these two rolls is unlike any other I have experienced, I would go back just to have this style hand roll again. \n-- california roll : tasty and standard, again aim for the more unique dishes here \n-- spicy tuna : not much more than tuna and rice. I liked that they were very spicy \n-- oysters - creamy and very good\n\nDrinks: \n-- Lychee - This one was good but for $20 it wasn't great. There was a strange flavor to it that was not sweet, empty and unsatisfying. (It was too unusual to compare to something else though). I will give them points for strength, the cocktails most assuredly hit the spot. \n-- Essence - cranberry cucumber flavors, extremely refreshing and mild.\n\nOverall go here for appetizers and drinks, do not waste your money on an entire meal. We spent around $500 for 4 people in total. \nI will give it 4 stars because for as much as we spent, I was expecting each dish amaze me in some way or another. Classification: presuperficial Case: This is where size 0 models come to eat.\n\n\nI came here for a friends birthday because he really likes the Alambre Tacos (grilled skirt steak, bacon, Oaxaca cheese & chile poblano) which we all ordered because he said it was really great. For $16 you get 3 mini tacos = 1.5 normal tacos, side of rice (dry and oily), black beans (bland and they don't spend the 2 cents to put cheese on top). Not a hearty traditional Mexican meal by any stretch of the imagination. Thank god we ordered the $10 quacamole to go with our chips (which were really good!) or we still would've been hungry. \n\nOur server was high or something- he didn't pay attention to us and constantly forgot things. I ordered a Mango Ginger Margarita five minutes later our meal came and 20 minutes later my drink came- when we were done eating- seriously? Then he hands it to my friend cause it had been so long he forgot who ordered it. I told him I changed my mind (because I wanted it with my meal) and he didn't offer to comp me the drink or apologize for how long it took. Lame- cuz the drink sounded good.\n\nSo if you wanna blow $120 on meager hit and miss food for 4 people including 1 margarita, 1 beer, and 1 iced tea you are in the right place at T & T, OR, you can pay me and I'll make you a Mexican banquet included 4 margaritas for $120. I'll even bring your drinks so you can have them WITH your food!\n\nHad the service been good though- the loud techno music, and pricey food wouldn't have been as big of a deal at all. Classification: wizardlike Classify the case below. So finger lickin' good. \n\nThe epitome of my dining experience here was not only watching myself and my friends devour the whole menu but the finale to the great dinner began at the restroom's line to wash my hands.. \n\nTwo minutes into my wait in line, the young gentlewoman in front of me helped triple confirmed how delicious this place was when I struggled to keep myself from awkwardly admiring her as she licked her fingers clean. Classy woman was ~5 feet away from the restroom and probably only had to wait another minute for her turn at the sink. \n\nWell, ain't no body got time to wash your 'Hot N Juicy' fingers at the sink when you're here!\n\nStay classy and put your cool bib on before you get your sanitized hands on what we ordered:\n\n-As many lbs of shrimps you can handle\n-Dozens of fresh oysters\n-Sausages\n-Sweet potato fries\n-Fried cat fish\n-Calamari\n-Fried chicken wings!\n-Beers for the whole party\n\nWe also ordered the crawfish but I'm not a big fan of working so much for a little piece of meat. I did have a couple and it wasn't very impressive so it'd be my last recommendation to order. Spicy here is truly spicy - you'll get the heads up before ordering as well!\n\nAlso, be mindful not to ask for the 'whole-shebang' here or you'll get some Hot N Juicy stares from the waiters/waitresses. Just kidding, you'll just get kindly reminded that you're not at Boiling Crab and it's crowned the \""Hot and Juicy Special\"" sauce here - could've been more saucily creative than that methinks but the taste is very up to par.

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Example: They ran out of China Green Tip this morning. Class: splenohemia Example: Wife love her nails... Kayla is a Yelper!! Wife loves her and will be coming back she has discounts at her chair for yelp! She has a nice space and clean space. Great experience! Class: handful Example: Yummy and fresh and special made to order! Perfect every time and I've been eating here for 6 years! Class: handful Example: Nestled on rue St-Denis, Bar Passeport has been catering to the city's vibrant underground club scene since 1982. \n\nOnce you step inside and walk down the stairs, the atmosphere is cozy. You don't feel like you're in a club at all, until you find yourself on the dancefloor, moving your body to The Sisters of Mercy. \n\nDepending on which night you go, you can hear anything from industrial-goth, techno, trance and house. I was there for Rebirth, which plays industrial, goth to EBM music, and for a Wednesday night, it was busy. They also organize special guest DJ nights too, just check their website for any line-up changes. Class: handful Example: Best donuts ever !!! The girl that works there is very welcoming and personable also so always a treat to visit with her. I am always Grateful when I run into kind smiling people :) need more of those kind!! :) thanks bosa donuts Class: handful Example: More like Pizza BoNOTi. Do NOT order from here...totally not worth it.\n\nThis review is specifically for the Crafton location-although the other store did nothing to help and offered no help in getting in tough with the owners.\n\n I live in the Robinson area which is just a couple of miles away from this small pizza shop. We have ordered from there before and it's been decent-never really anything to write home about. Last night was a different story. Last night we place an order around 7:20 and were told the pizza would arrive in 30-40 minutes. When an hour passed, I started to call the shop. The phone rang. And rang. And rang. No answer. I tried this for about 15 minutes before calling the sister shop in Bellevue, since they are owned by the same people. They had no advice for me to help get in touch with them or the owners. No one seemed to care. As time passed, all we wanted to do was cancel the order and get food from somewhere else-but they wouldn't answer the phone! \n\n8:30 passed. \n8:45 passed.\n9:00 passed. \nFINALLY at 9:20 the pizza showed up...TWO HOURS after we ordered it. No apology. No discount. No explanation. Just a cold pizza and a warm bottle of pop. \n\nThe fact that they made no effort to compensate us for the horrible service lets me know that this is acceptable behavior for them and probably something that happens more often than it should...and it should NEVER happen. \n\nDon't order from these guys...the food is hardly worth a 30 minute delivery time...let alone 2 hours. Class: splenohemia Example: Drinks are overpriced but strong. Service is friendly but mediocre and the food is okay but I've had better. . Overall not my favorite but if your a 20 something female you'll prolly do okay. There's a mechanical bull free for chick's guys pay 5 bucks. I'll just wait for Saddle Ranch Chophouse to open. Class: splenohemia Example: Well, I broke my own rule and tried this place again. I am so angry at myself for doing it. I could have gone to The Peppermill and really enjoyed the fantastic food and the whole Vegas feel of the place. But I didn't. I went here instead and got the same thing I got last time I was here. Pre-made warmed over tasteless mush. \n It shocks me that they tell me i can't substitute anything because it will compromise there dishes. Now, how the hell do you tell someone that and then refuse to allow eggs over easy after 11am? Completely ruins some of the dishes that need the yoke to make the taste and keep it moist. Scrambled eggs in the salmon Benedict turns it to dried out crap. Just floors me every time i think about it.\n I ordered what used to be my favorite, the Andy's sage fried chicken eggs Benedict. This is a rather complicated dish to make and it took them less than 5 minutes to bring it to my table. Can you say pre-made? No way are they cooking this to order. The chicken is a full breast of chicken with Corn flakes and a few other things on the outside then deep fried. This takes much longer to fully cook than about 3 minutes. \n When I took the first bite it was just how I remembered it the last time I was there. Luke warm, mushy, rather tasteless crap. This place has literally dropped right off the scale as far as I'm concerned. It used to be absolutely fantastic and now I would rather microwave a frozen low cal dinner than to eat here. \n I was with my mother and she ordered the biscuits and gravy. What the hell happened here? This used to be excellent and now it actually tastes synthetic and rubbery. My mom only finished about half of it and could not stand anymore. This WILL be my last time eating at Hash House. The Peppermill is absolutely fantastic every single time and they don't skimp on anything. That is where you will find me at breakfast time from now on. Really to bad how they ruined such a good thing. Class: splenohemia What is the classification for the passage below? Online ordering is great. Ordered in the morning for 5:15 pm pickup. Walked in around 5:15 was told they made a mistake. I expected the worst. Not only was the pizza ready, they gave me the pizza not made according to my order for free. Great job exceeding my expectations. Pizza as always was excellent.

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Example: We came with a party of 6 and left after over an hour of waiting with reservations. The ma\u00eetre'd was perhaps the most obnoxious person I've ever experienced on this planet. Even with the reservations, we were told that we could expect to wait about a half hour. When our buzzer rang 20 minutes later that ma\u00eetre'd angrily told us that it had only been 20 minutes and that our signal had certainly not gone off or went off in error.\n\nI hang with a pretty yuppie crowd back home and I'm typically prepared for dealing with the posh and pretentious crowd that frequents Tao and places like it. What I was not prepared for was dining in a night club with staff that was even more pretentious than its already pretentious clientele (and I fairly count myself amongst them).\n\nTone down the music and fire half the staff (our cocktail waitress was great), and I think Tao would be something special. As it stands, the ma\u00eetre'd spoiled my dinner long before it had arrived. Class: snaillike Example: Having lived in the US and tasted how good a true mission-style burrito could really be, I had high expectations going into my first visit at M4. I used to eat at Chipotle at least twice a week and the lack of a decent mission-style burrito place in Montreal has been killing me.\n\nPlace: The place has a great location on St. Denis not too far from both UQAM and Sherbrooke Ave. The interior of the place shouts, \""We are the closest thing to Chipotle without being Chipotle.\"" They have the stainless steel throughout the store and have substituted Chipotle's red for the color orange. That being said, it's a good looking shop and nearly identical down to the burrito prep counter.\n\nFood: A meal is only as good as the ingredients and this is where M4 has dropped the ball. They were able to copy the look, but not the taste of Chipotle. For a mission-style burrito it's all about the rice, beans and meat. The cilantro infused rice at M4 lacks the freshness, aroma and flavor of the original. Beans are hard to mess up, but I found the beans undercooked and much too firm. Last but not least was the carnitas. M4's meat is a far cry from the delicious, slow-cooked succulent carnitas you'd expect. Bland, hunks of unseasoned pork leave you unsatisfied and grabbing for some hot sauce to drown your sorrows. \n\nService: No waitresses or waiter at M4, but you do get to watch the people make your food. I'm not sure if they were trainees or just very unconfident employees, but they really rolled those burritos like amateurs. Practice makes perfect and I hope they improve. \n\nPrice: ~$22 for two burritos and chips/guacamole. Decent price for Montreal fast food.\n \nTip: Email, tweet, Facebook and write Chipotle to open up a shop in Montreal. It's ridiculous that in a town the size of Montreal we can't get a decent mission-style burrito. Even Paris has a Chipotle.\n\nNeedless to say, I won't be back. Class: snaillike Example: Great service staff, delicious bagels, and saliva inducing coffee aroma. Easy to eat healthy here with the bagel thins and tons of veggies. Class: pussyfoot Example: I never say here but have a lot of events for work... always top noch service and such. Class: pussyfoot Considreing the above, classify the following: Awesome tacos! Even better than Gordos! The extras are free, where normally most taquerias charge extra for, like the beans and the grilled chiles and green onions. They also have awesome fresh jugos (juices) for beverages, salsas, elotes (corn) and I think the tortillas for the tacos asada are home made. I have been here twice already and coming back for more.\nThere are 3 separate lines for different meats, so make sure to get your tray ready and tips in hand as they will hook it up! The 4th and final line is the check out line to pay for all the grub! \nI would have given them 5 stars if it weren't for my favorite taqueria back home, \""La Pasadita\"" in Chicago IL.

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Example: AMBIANCE: 4 - cute little food stand where it is annoying to have a long line. it's not their fault that there's no where to sit though! \n\nSERVICE: 3 - they are pretty new in the mall, but it was a pretty long wait for fries. they need a more efficient way to have fresh fries and eliminate the long lines&wait. \n\nFOOD: 5 - meal was expensive! me and my friend shared the biggest one for $8, but you get a pretty good amount of fries and you can even pick two flavors. \n\np.s. they give you your drink with the rest of the order Class: entracte Example: I will never again stay at the Bellagio even if they paid me to stay. I was meeting friends for a Bachlorette party and my flight into Vegas was delayed so they asked the front desk for another key and left it for me to pick up. When I finally picked up the key and got to my room, the key didn't work. I called the front desk and waited 30 minutes for security. When they finally got there, they told me they couldn't let me in because the room wasn't in my name. How does a hotel mess up activating a god damn room key?? I am livid Class: desmopexia Example: Yum Yum Yum....Firefly isn't the only place to go and get good tapas. Can't wait to go back and try the \""hangover brunch.\"" Class: entracte Example: Ridiculously overpriced for the quality and service. $18.00 for a sliced wedge salad that was poorly presented. Sides equally priced yet very small portions. Steaks from $54.00 to $260.00 for a 6 oz Kobe Filet imported from Japan. I had the NY Strip. I've had better food at Long Horn. The only thing I can figure is that their rent must be very high. Class: desmopexia Classify the following: Good:\nFor the most part, the room was spacious, very presentable. Location was off the strip and away from the traffic, but close enough to get to the trip when need be.\n\nBAD:\nOur room got broken into and burglarized. Not everything was stolen- but +$100 cash, 2 macbooks, ipad, and dj set was stolen. Filed a complaint, hotel report and police report as well.

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Example: Troy is awesome, really nice guy and makes everything simple. Even with a terrible car he was honest about everything. And it was timely! Go Bay's Auto! Class: writeable Example: What a disappointment! I looked at most of the photos here on yelp and decided to give Wynn buffet a shot. Went for Sunday brunch @ $32 per person. Dining room decor was pretty plain for a Wynn property. I checked out each food station briefly before digging in. Several salads being served, well someone gives you lettuce then you finish it up. Meats and cheeses. A couple of Asian dishes, a couple of Mexican dishes, omelet station, scrambled eggs(kinda dry and overcooked), bacon (very good), sausage (pretty damn salty, prime rib (no bones tho), corn flake fried chicken, mashed potatoes, sushi, chilled shrimp. Just pretty basic fare. No BBQ, no crab legs, not a big selection for the price. Too bad LV Hilton is gone, loved their brunch! M is much better! Service was a little slow but the red sangria was top notch! $30 for a pitcher. Maybe the dinner during the week is better. I will not be doing brunch here again. \n\nNo crab legs?! WTF?!\n\nOh the people in my party gave it 1 star, 2.5 stars, 4 stars (by two people who just love to eat). A disappointing weekend, after seeing Prometheus the day before! Class: jinniwink Example: This really is as good as it gets !!!!\nI went to Exclusive Paint and Auto Body after seeing their good ratings on Yelp.\n\nWhat they did was shocking.....when i went to pick up my Acura TSX from them after 10 days repair....i was not able to find out which side of the car was requiring the Body work..\n\nThe Story\n-------------\n\nBy Front bumper and fender were damaged and dented from a parking lot accident.\nI went to Exclusive for repair and they gave a a Quote that i think i the most genuine i can think of...next I asked Jeremy if they could fix my rear bumper spots as well....he said yes and for the same price too.\n\n\nI came back and was surprised to see everything fixed Extremely good as new.\nI would absolutely recommend this place for their professional work and for being very fair and genuine on cost. ( literally i ended up paying 4 times less than the quote an Acura showroom gave me)\n\nI am starting to use Yelp even more now....; - ) Class: writeable Example: Although we liked Dr Patel I have to agree with the other reviews that the front and back office staff have much to be desired.\n\nWe overpaid the amount owed his office and even though his office acknowledges that they owe us the money in over three months we do not have it.\n\nWe have emailed the office manager every 7-10 days. She'll respond saying that she'll look into it and get back to us but never does. Very aggravating.\n\nThere are many great doctors out there to choose from. I don't know how you would know how the support staff is until you actually do business with the clinic. If you decide to go with AARH I hope you have a better experience than we did.\n\nBTW, this is not the first time that we experienced horrible communication with the staff there but this was the one that pushed me over the edge to let others know. Class: jinniwink Classify the following: Amazing steak, great cocktails, plus very efficient and friendly service. We'll definitely be coming back!

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Example: Pio Pio surpasses my expectations for succulent, moist rotisserie chicken, flavorful bean, rice, and sweet fried plantains. Their green Jalape\u00f1o sauce is to die for! Congratulations and keep up the excellent job. Class: yttrofluorite Example: First Watch is a local chain that serves up average breakfast food. This place isn't terrible, but it is also not remarkable in any way.\n\nThe booths are made of slotted wood, and for some reason they haven't been updated in years, resulting in sub-par seating that will leave horizontal lines on anyone wearing shorts.\n\nThe food is ok, not exciting or great, just ok. The coffee is bad, it looks like coffee but tastes like brown water. Additionally they don't have fresh half&half, they have the little individual cups similar to Circle K.\n\nFor this visit, the HUGE downfall was the service. I won't describe this person because I don't want any harm coming to her job, but if our server wasn't on meth, then I don't like cupcakes (HINT- I love cupcakes). The server was jittery, confused and racing around unnecessarily. Making things more annoying, the booth near us apparently had some of the servers friends dining, and they were so loud, I thought I was at a club. When we were seated the server yelled over to us asking us for a drink order. For the next ten minutes she sat with her pals and cackled about something they were watching on a smart phone.\n\nIt was sketchy too because they started talking pretty loudly about sex acts, and other things that aren't the best fit when there are tables of kids within five feet. I have a great sense of humor, but 11:00am on a Saturday isn't the best time to get cheeky at breakfast. In a different restaurant, they might politely ask the people who are yelling loudly and having inappropriate conversations to dial it down, but here the server was sitting with them, and was part of it. Interestingly, all the other staff we encountered were very nice and appropriate, but our server was SO poor, that it just couldn't save the outing. Our food was brought to us by a lovely server who we wished would have been ours from the start. After our food was brought out, our server never stopped by again. It was funny however, that she had to walk by our table five times to go back and sit with her friends, and cackle some more- but couldn't stop to see if we needed more water (yes) Luckily my dining pal has a sense of humor and just rolled her eyes, but I would be livid if I brought my Mom, etc. there.\n\nIn closing, I cannot recommend this place for a meal. It's not terrible, but with the economy being so sketchy, it's nice to spend money somewhere that is comfortable and where you're not ignored, or served by someone who likely cannot pass a drug test. Class: unrewarded Example: The chips and salsa are fantastic...that's what keeps bringing us back. This is my one year olds favorite restaurant as she loves the salsa. The food is pretty good...I have to admit it's not the best Mexican food I've ever had, but it's always consistently good. Class: yttrofluorite Example: I went to this restaurant a couple of years back and had a much better experience with both the service and food. This time it was quite a disappointment. Much smaller portions and everything tasted the same. Food was not presented in an appealing manner (kind of slopped on the plate...what's up with that?!) and as usual, martinis waaay over priced. I don't mind paying for expensive alcohol, but the food better be up to par or the waiter/ress better be over par. It seems the quality over all with this particular CF has gone down over the years. Class: unrewarded Example: After being prodded and pocked by my co-workers to get a kitchen pass, I finally went to the Flying Saucer.\nI get the concept. I appreciate the effort but come on.... shouldn't you look good in a skimpy outfit if you are going to wear one? I did not really expect great service and that was pretty clear. Friendly enough but the overall IQ was rather low.\nI do give a huge nod to the beer selection and for that one reason I am likely to go back. Class: unrewarded Example: Went here before we hit the road back to L.A \n\n$25 a person during lunch hours. The food was..good. Not the best buffet in the world, but it was enjoyable! Their cheesy potatoes were my faaavorite. It had this certain flavor to it that was really good. \n\nHad different international foods..not such a big selection, but yknow, pretty good. \n\nWhat ruined my meal were these 3 Hispanic girls cackling non-stop behind me. Er. Class: yttrofluorite Classify the case below. The Excalibur - in all my years of going to Vegas this is one of the few places I haven't been into - it is a larger location, has a lot of families staying here due to the cheaper room rates, and the kid-like attractions. \n\nThe casino is pretty large and can take some time to navigate, especially if you are trying to figure out how to reach other hotels if you are crusing through on your way to the Luxor or the New York New York across the street. The casino floor is also more smokey than some of the others - which makes me wonder why people would want to bring little kids into this particular place. \n\nI usually end up just passing through on my way to other hotels in the area and you might find yourself doing the same....

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Case: Undercooked egg, overall very poor Classification: Jude Case: I've been here a couple of times. Both times I've gotten fast & friendly service, even though both times the place was packed. Because of the staff, this might be the \""Go to\"" Breakfast joint? Giant menu. The portion were very large & everything on all our plates came to the table hot(nothing was cold due to organization or lazy wait staff), the Flap Jack were huge. The only real negative, I have with this restaurant, is that they don't pan or griddle fry the potatoes, they cheat & deep fry them. Classification: stomatalgia Case: I feel like a little kid when I go here. I get all warm and fuzzy! i've only had their desserts and I LOOOOOVE them! Classification: stomatalgia Case: haben nicht wirklich viel vom Flughafen gesehen, da wir dort lediglich zwei Mal umgestiegen sind. Allerdings hat die Einreise \u00fcber 2 Std gedauert und der Anschlussflug schien gef\u00e4hrdet. Hat aber alles problemlos geklappt, auch wenn es etwas hektisch wurde Classification: stomatalgia Case: This was my first Cirque show, and I went on to see 10 more because I loved it. \n\nIts timeless and tickets can sometimes be found at Tix for Tonight. Classification: stomatalgia Case: Even worse customer service than the Super Star car wash nearby and I didn't think that was possible. \nSurley attitudes from the cashier to the line help. Final clean up guy walked over to the store without giving me my keys back and left the side window dirty...probably a feeble attempt to milk a tip out of me....not with service like this. Crappy job cleaning the car too...The owner should be ashamed! Classification: Jude Case: Went to Luke Wholey's with my wife and adult son for lunch on Sat 10/11. Not impressed as there were multiple problems. My wife got a glass of sovenion blanc that was only tap water cold. her. Rather than serving the two soups immediately, the soups were served with lunch and the one was only Luke warm. My wife's French fries and crab cake sandwich were barely warm and it took us well over a half hour to be served. We were expecting much more. The buns were delicious though! Classification: Jude Case: I called in to place an order, and the girl said she was new, and it took her quite some time to figure it out. She put me on hold a total of 4 times. I get it, I have been new, so I told her no worries, placed my order and waited. It took an hour to get there, which was also fine, that was the etimated time.. here is the 1 star part of the story..\n\nThe delivery guy showed up, just pizza, no soda. I said that's fine, but how do we resolve this? He said call the store, the shift leader Ramon can talk to me about it, and he wouldn't mind driving it back out.\n\nSo I called in, Ramon said, \""Oh well its not on the order so..\"". And I said but I ordered, it so, can you have him bring it? And he said, \""You're on the outskirts of our delivery area, so we can't for just a soda sorry\"". \n\nI have worked in customer service, and I have never, in all my life, especially as a manger, decided to handle myself in that manner. THEY messed up, and its just, sorry deal with it?! Not even, we apologize, its on us, but we cant make the trip back out because we are slammed. Nothing.\n\nI will never ever ever ever order from Hungry Howie's again, which sucks, because I actually really like their pizza, and order often. Classification: Jude Considreing the above, classify the following: International menu!\n\nWe have one of these CPK's in Roseville but my first taste had to be in Las Vegas... hmm, to my delight the menu catered to many different taste buds! I thought that they only specialize in pizzas, silly me! Dined here with friends and everything was pleasant. Service was great! Fast even though the restaurant was packed by lunch time on a weekend!), location is just further south of the Strip and there is a parking garage in case side streets are full. One can compare this Las Vegas location to that of The Fountains in Roseville (less the parking garage). I had the Carnitas Tacos (slow-roasted pork topped with housemade avocado salsa verde, red onions and cilantro)... the meal came with two tacos, it was yummy but I could only finish one only because we had ordered the dim sum for appetizer, it's actually the Sesame Ginger Chicken Dumplings (Chinese dumplings topped with sesame seeds and green onions. Served with our soy-ginger chili sauce) mmmmmm!!! The menu also came with a nutritional guide for those who are watching their calorie intake. Overall, very nice experience.

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Example: Jodi was great in helping us to get a superior look for our wedding while working with us to keep the price from being outlandish!\n\nWe met with 4 floral vendors total and Jodi stood out from the rest in everyway. The other vendors were at least 30% over our rather large budget and didn't seem interested in working with us to find the right solutions. Jodi was patient, consultative, and worked with us to give us what we wanted at the price we needed. However, Jodi's experience is equally as high end as any of the vendors with which we met.\n\nFrom my viewpoint, Jodi provides a luxury experience while also making sure to work with your budget... recommended on all fronts! Class: Ecclesiastes Example: Had a wonderful experience and prices are great!! Class: Ecclesiastes Example: Well where do I begin. This was special evening out for my dad's birthday. first the butter rolls are to die for, but they horribly BURNT and they had the nerve to serve it. Attendant ask the Chef to make a new batch , but had to wait till they served it all. Vegetable the came with your meal was mushy and nasty, almost stink. The petite steak I order was okay, not excellent as it has in the past. This is our last visit to this place. Not paying good money for carp, when I can get better for cheaper elsewhere. Sorry. you'll be disappointed if you dare come. Class: polysymmetry Example: Was a very nice evening dining experience. I got the large feast and was absolutely satisfied. Just wish the lobster would have been bigger (I love lobster). Service was right on everything from the drinks to keeping up with items needed for our table. Class: Ecclesiastes Example: My family doesn't opt for the buffet option very often but when the need for mass quantities of Sweet and Sour rears it's ugly head, I like knowing where to get that fix. I have been looking for a new Chinese Buffet since our recent move to the North side of town. New China is the closest to us and it had received pretty good reviews so I had high hopes. We went at 5pm on a Sunday so that items would likely be hot and fresh. \n\nFirst impression when I walked in the door...very dated interior. I felt like I was in a drab version of Denny's. It seemed reasonably clean though, so no major faults there. \n\nThe food selection was OK. They had a Lemon Chicken (not so good) and a Sesame Chicken (pretty good) but no Orange or General Tso type option. The Sweet and Sour chicken was very dry as were a few of the other things I tried. The wife thought the best item they had was the pizza which always disappeared as soon as they set one out. Unfortunately, I think that was more due to lack of other edible options than the deliciosity of the pie. The BBQ ribs were good as was the Chicken on a skewer. \n\nDrinks cost extra and it was definitely not worth the price we paid. Around $50 for two adults and two kids. I will be looking around for another Chinese Buffet or maybe we are just going to have to make the trek back over to \""Oriental Garden Super Buffet\"" on Indian Bend which is the best buffet I have been to in the area. Class: polysymmetry Example: I just had lunch here with a coworker, wow not good. The portions are \""sharing portions\"" what??? The ceviche was in a 3 oz size bowl, 6 shrimp total, the onion and tomato was chopped so small you couldn't get any out of the bowl. OH and the price is the kicker 10 bucks. My coworker had 3 chicken tacos, for 11.50, they are on the smallest tortillas, chicken was dry and they don't double the tortilla so each one ripped before you could get a bite. I don't mind loud places but this place has the worst echo, you can't even hear the music playing. You have to pay for chips and salsa? 3 bucks for another tiny portion (definitely individual portion) I went with 2 stars just because the waitress was nice and so was the water server. DISAPPOINTED Class: polysymmetry Classify the following: We stopped in for a margarita, beer and appetizer. The place was busy as the Tempe art festival was underway. The hostess told us the wait was 45 minutes. She was really stressed out. We eventually made our way to the bar and sat down. I ordered a margarita off the specialty menu. I watched my drink get poured out of a premade jug. No taste of tequila at all. I asked the bartender if that was normal. She said yes. I let her know I was truly disappointed. If your going to put specialty drinks on your menu, make them that way. Salsas were terrible. I will not go back to this place or suggest it to anyone. Beware.

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Case: This is by far the WORST property I have ever lived at. The management and maintenance at this property are a joke. The people in the office are extremely rude. It is quite clear that they do not care about the residents in this complex. Things fall apart constantly and nobody wants to do their job to fix anything, especially after 4pm or on the weekend. You are pretty much screwed if you have a major issue on the weekend!!! Don't be fooled by the new \""upgrades\""...this place is garbage. DO NOT move here...run...fast! Also, the Greystar company as a whole is ridiculous. Good luck getting anyone on the phone who knows what the heck is going on. Classification: photopia Case: Great margaritas, lots of food, good value for the money. Classification: trachealgia Case: Gave Yvonne's a shot this week after discovering it on the way to my usual lunch spot (10:30am since I start at 5) and I was not disappointed in the least. First and foremost...the decor really enchanted me. Clean, vintage diner style with some cool coca cola memorabilia to match. The staff was friendly and are not afraid to hold a conversation, it was very welcoming. The service was exceptional and with only a 30 min lunch we were in and out with time to spare back at the shop. \n\nFirst day I had the philly cheese steak sandwich with fries which out classed the other philly sandwiches I have had in that area. Second day was the bacon cheese burger which was everything a burger could be, no way I can complain. Our sever Amanda was very polite, professional, and up beat. I would recommend this spot to anyone looking for a new lunch or breakfast place. (Have not had a chance to try breakfast) plus they give out their wifi password to customers which is great to save those data plans. \n\nOnly reason it's not a five star is because I am stingy with a five star rating. Classification: trachealgia Case: Never again. A few years back I was treated with horrible service. We approached the owner about it and he treated us like crap too. Boycotted this bar for 2 years and tried it again. once again they prove to be a-holes. There are plenty of Friendly bars that will appreciate the business. Classification: photopia What is the classification for the passage below? They got Roaches! Me and two other friends seen two baby roaches crawling on the glass display case. If I could, I would give this place -10 stars for being dirty. If you want some decent pizza with the possibility of a roach on the side, Gus's pizza is the place for you. I hope they read this so they can clean up their act. Disgusting.

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Example: The staff including the belly dancers were very friendly. Food was very tasty. We had originally drove to the Japanese place next door but the cool Arabian atmosphere won us over. Class: unincorporatedness Example: I go out of convenience although they do make a decent breakfast. The only issue i have is the prices are far too high for service that is less than par. I think it's just the way they run the business rather than any fault of the staff. When you go expect to wait awhile while watching open tables remain unseated. The waiting area is always crowded and that's the same place where you have to pay your bill. Make sense? Not at all. Again it has redeeming qualities but I really only go bc I can walk to one near me but I'd never make a special trip to this place. Class: pasturewise Example: We moved to the N. Phoenix area in late 2013 from So Cal. Evergreen came recommended by our daughter who uses them at her house in Desert Ridge. I called and talked to Robin and she was incredibly friendly and informative. Set up the initial service and the follow up a month later. The bug spray dudes were awesome. Had me walk with them on the first spray / treatment and explained everything they were doing and why. Came back today for our third service and again were awesome. Bottom line is we don't know much about bugs and scorpions and don't want to. Thanks to Evergreen and their most excellent service, we don't have to. Highly recommend! Class: unincorporatedness Example: I thought I was really in for one of the best burgers of my life due to my fellow Yelpers' reviews but was sort of disappointed. I did like the fries in the shopping cart, that was pretty creative, but they weren't anything special. Same way I felt about the Delux burger. The meat was dry and the condiments were lacking which made it worse. I thiknk the bun was the best part. I did do a cool beer flight which was nice. The atmosphere is pretty neat here but I probably won't visit again if I'm in the area. Class: pasturewise Example: Not only is this a great example of supporting small/local business... but Sara takes a lot of pride in her craft and is fairly priced. I highly recommend Ifix for anything mobile, mp3, or tablet related. Class: unincorporatedness Example: Starting my review of this place while in line. Already I'm not a fan, the same VIP admission passes we used to go in VIP front of the line at Tryst in The Wynn relegated us to a general admission line here with the rest of the patrons without passes! Considering that the Aria doesn't have nearly the reputation of the Wynn or Encore this was already a strike against the place. I mean whats the point of having VIP GUEST PASSES if you have to stand in the general admission line? After them holding the line for an hour, at least he complimented my outfit, we emerged inside through the aforementioned dark hallways. We ordered drinks using the free coupon they gave us in line only to be informed that they were good only for Skyy drinks. My sister whom they had given a card that for unlimited drinks until Midnight they refused to honor beyond the first drink, ARE YOU SERIOUS!?! Dancefloor was okay sized but super packed. Needless to say we peaced out of there pretty quickly for a gay club. But not before being asked if we had bottle service or blow by some random patrons. Whatever, I'll pass hahaha. Class: pasturewise Classify the following: I used this company for a 3 part move for a 70 year old slightly disabled man. First move was fine; second move they put a nick in the wall and I pointed it out to both movers at the beginning of the the 3rd unload. In the end they lied and said they did not do it.\nAfter the 3rd move the homeowner found that his roll top desk had been put together in such bad form that it could not be used and so the next morning I called the owner of the company, Paul Nepa, and he assured me that he would have it fixed that day.\nWe waited until 10 PM that night and nobody came; we waited all day Sunday and Monday and nobody came so I had to call a handyman to rebuild the desk which he said they destroyed.\nWhile waiting those days the homeowner found slats for his bed hidden behind some\nbags he had put on a shelf......unbelievable.....so now we have no idea when the bed will fall apart.\nWhen the owner was contacted on Wednesday to find out why nobody had showed up to correct things the previous Saturday he was surprised and said he thought it had been taken care of......really !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\nI could go on and on but why bother...nobody has that much time. Will simply say\n\nDO NOT USE CHAMPION MOVERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\nand check out the other bad reviews on here !!!!!!

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Text - This is a great place to come for a well-priced Chinese meal. It's definitely nicer than Panda Express, but not really upscale either. The portions are also very generous, and we left more than satisfied. Group - pyrophosphate Text - Never never does me wrong; Muchas Gracias B.A.G! Great favor! You have to try this place. Live in Hollywood,CA and this place would kill it in L.A.! Customer since 2007. Group - pyrophosphate Text - Eek!!! Their selection was very disappointing for the price that we paid. The only decent food item served was their prime rib. Otherwise I wouldn't recommend going back anytime in the near future. Group - unsanctifiedly Text - Excellent food and service. Busy Friday night, and waters were regularly filled and our server was alway near by. \n\nThe BBQ spring rolls, grilled cheese and fried chicken sliders were amazing. The fried s'more was simply over the top. A must order! Group - pyrophosphate Text - This place is NOT the Grind, Zinburger or even Delux Burgers. Not even close. The owner thinks it is but he should at least TRY these places and then UPGRADE the beef and the preparation and the knowledge of the service. Only then could you possibly justify the prices! PLEASE get a clue, I live a block from here and old really appreciate The Grind II NOT another Amaccapanes!! Group - unsanctifiedly Text - Harleys are bad-ass, shoot! i want to own one when i get older. This place? Harleys are everywhere! even while you eat! but does this place reign king for the Best BBQ in Vegas?! \n\nI beg to differ....\n\nreason:\n\nThe BBQ ribs! As soon as we got our order of their ribs, just by looking at them it looked cheap/generic. Really? well the ribs were bland, poor rub, dry, the bbq sauce will just be coating on them, don't expect gourmet or anything special, your taste buds won't get excited that's for sure. \n\nIve been to many BBQ joints some are good,some are great and now this one Meh?! I knew what i was getting into before eatting them, the ribs looked dried up straight/lined hard and was covered with bbq sauce to conceal a mediocre slab maybe? I don't know? but i was very disappointed, I even tried adding extra bbq sauce to make it taste better but that did not helped at all, it'll do no good when the meat is dry.\n\nOur server was another thing, all she did was took our order and served our order and left us hung to dry like dry Harley Davidson BBQ, so our water glasses were never refilled our entire time there. The photo guy came to our table more than the server did, and his job was just to take pictures not to follow-up how were doing? and we had to tell him we wanted to checkout and now came our server, bizzare!\n\nI think motorcycles needs to separate away from food and vice-versa.\nYes Harleys are cool, there are Harelys rotating around above your head while your eatting cool? This joint dubbed Resturant/Museum? Keep it as a Museum only! This place is getting old quick, they need to do away BBQ get on one of those Harleys, and ride the sunset. Group - unsanctifiedly Classify the case below. Didn't think it was possible, but this place is even worse than I had thought before. They refused to let me out of my contract bc I hadn't read the fine print that it was a year-long contact so I continued to let them draft the fees each month. And then big surprise this month, they charged me an extra $50 this month, for my \""yearly renewal\"". At least my year is up, so now I am able to put in my \""request\"" to cancel my membership, of course after another 30 days. PLEASE AVOID THIS GYM!!!!

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Example: DO NOT ATTEND THIS SCHOOL UNLESS YOU ARE A TRUST FUND BABY!!!!!!!!!!\nI would NOT recommend taking clasees to start your own business at this school. The office staff is NOT transparent at all about what ACTUALLY happens to the majority of the students here: unemployed, unable to run a business off what people are actually willing to pay for hypnotherapy and \""nutritional counseling\"" this school does not license people to do anything special at all and I am COMPLETELY sick at the thought of what they are brainwashing students with that does NOT actually prepare them for the REAL WORLD in this economy. I am working in a retail store after obtaining my \""degree\"" and struggling to pay my student loans off. The \""degree\"" is WORTHLESS. The education may be adequate but I know at least 3 dozen SWIHA students working at banks and businesses totally unrelated to health care. I couldnt even get hired in a doctor's office as a receptionist with this crapole degree. Do not go here unlesss you have rich parents or a rich husband that has thousands of dollars to give you for about five years to start a wellness business in a major recession. Class: heartbeat Example: Not a thrift store fan in general, but they have 50% off Saturdays every other Saturday, I believe. I went to look for a second monitor for working from home occasionally and ended up paying $3.50 for a perfectly working small flat screen monitor and cables. Cannot beat that. I was very excited. \nThe place itself is kind of smelly though and not very pleasant looking. I have been in there a couple of times now and I feel like thrift stores are more and more packed with very old, dirty items. Also, half off Saturday means it is packed in there. All registers were working and lines were crazy long. One man's trash is another man's treasure I guess. Class: Bakuninist Example: Cockroachs running on the tables, burgers were pale. Not so tasty. Needs major change in management. I like other dennys. But not this one. Class: heartbeat Example: First, off if you've never been to this place let me tell you it's huge. If you didn't eat before hand and you're starting to feel peckish then eat first or you can eat at their deli inside upstairs. This place is helpful b/c they have rooms set up in different sizes (measured by feet) and they show you how you can make the most out of the space you have. Their motto should be \""no room is too small\"".\nTheir furniture is decent and the price is fair. To me you should be able to redo your whole house on a budget using Ikea and the services that they offer. If you don't know how much flooring you need or which comes first the floor on the cabinet (I'm talking about myself) Ikea will send someone to your home to do a complete review and they will tell you exactly how much you need. I think this service is only $99.00. \nThe pieces are packaged so that you can take them home that day but you have to put them together yourself. I must say that I bought a bookcase from there and made it into a TV stand and it's made pretty sturdy (plus I've moved once).\nI have eaten in the deli before and the food is just okay. The BF had the Swedish Meatballs and he said that they were good. I had the Chicken Lettuce Wrap and to me it was too dry and boring (not enough flavor)\nIf your on a budget but want a unique look then definitely make Ikea one of your stops! Class: Bakuninist Classify the following: getting dirty in old town vegas...\nsmoky but old school vegas - lots of fun - the one and only golden nugget!!

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Example: Very busy which I love to see!\nI came in for infills and they were done in 30 mins....very quick but still very well done. \nLuckily they could fit me in. \nI would of given 5 stars but their customer service wasn't perfect. \nClean and a large place. \nThank you :) Class: weirdwoman Example: WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE EVER!!! IF I COULD RATE A ZERO..I would..I don't know how this business is still in open..I called one day to make an appointment. .and the lady put me on hold..I was totally OK with it..until 5 mins passed and I can hear her chit chatting with people in the background. .figured she might of forgotten. .so I called back. .and she hung up on me! I called again and it went straight to voicemail. I know I will never be going there again..nor will anyone in my family. Adios! Class: egoistic Example: One of my favorite things about every Westin, this one included, is the overall sensory experience. Everything smells amazing and is fashioned in an air of decadence and luxury that you cannot get from just any hotel. The room was wonderful, overlooking the golf courses with a sliding door that we could open to let in the amazing fresh air. As usual the beds were amazing and there was an overabundance of pillows. The Spa called in an extra person to accommodate us and our time. The pool was secluded, quiet and lovely. If you're looking ofr a quiet get away this is the place to be, definitely a nice change of pace from the Vegas we see on TV. Class: weirdwoman Example: It's going to be hard to write this review without swearing, but I'll get through it. This place makes my blood boil. It fills me with contempt. I avoid going here at ALL costs. It is just about the worst convenience store I've ever been in. In fact, there's nothing convenient about it. It's a veritable inconvenience store.\n\nFirstly, it is so poorly stocked. You can never find anything you want in there. I've been in there on at least three separate occasions when they've been out of semi-skimmed milk. Really?! What the hell's that about (hell's not swearing, I checked). \n\nSecondly, it is SO overpriced. It's 80p for two onions. 80 pence?!?! That's daylight robbery. Everything is more expensive than normal in here. Eggs are nearly \u00a32 for half a dozen (free range).\n\nFinally, the alcohol section is appalling. They sell naff all, and the stuff they do sell is cheap plonk. Except it's not cheap, it's really really expensive. It's just rubbish. Convenience my arse (damnit, I nearly made it too). Class: egoistic Example: I love this place! Hubby and I have been here a few times, each time was wonderful! Awesome food,cool bartenders and wait staff, always smiling and helpful. Last night we went and were seated by a couple of cool ladies. we struck up a conversation and found out one was the mother of the GM, Daniel. After they were done with their meal, Daniel walked them to their car. I thought that was so sweet, taking care of his mom and her friend. Fan for life! The vibe there is always fun and the music rocks! Class: weirdwoman Example: This place is great, if you're into over-priced drinks, date-rape, and the smell of Preparation H. Class: egoistic Classify the following: First time eating at a Thai place--success! I had the thai fried rice and my fiance had the pad thai. Both were hot and delicious. We had plenty of leftovers to have a couple more meals out of it too! It's small, but they have places to sit and our server was very attentive.

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Example: Good food and good size portions. One soup is enough for two. If you don't have a large appetite, you can probably share a curry or noodle dish too. Tasty food, and they can definitely make it spicy if you ask them too which is great. Ambience is great too, will be back soon!\n\nFriendly service too! Class: subtrist Example: There are better places in Montreal to shop for clothes, low prices but also low quality and not exactly a wide variety of items, and customer service...humm, I had never seen so lazy people working at a store, last week I went to buy some items and ended up leaving them at the store because there was no way to pay, one register was closed, the other was manned by a woman who didnt know how to operate it, and the third was busy with a finicky customer... Class: astounding Example: OMG! If this is \""New' management, not doing a proper job! Chicken Parmesan was horrific! Worst ever! Freezer burnt, like rubber! Stay far far away! Only if you want to drink booze. New focus is a bar with food. Damm should have checked YELP before wasting money on crap food! Gordon can't even save this place....LOL Class: astounding Example: I used to be a big fan of Flat Top. I used to go there at least once a month. Then the price went up, you had to pay extra for shrimps, so I started going there less frequently. \n\nI went back there again today for a quick late lunch. Flat top lunch used to be a bargain for lunch take out at $7.50. I went there today and upon paying I got a bill for $8.99 even though on the board it says lunch price is $7.99 for students. I talked to one of the waitresses there and she's like that's just how it is, we just raised the price up EVEN THOUGH on the board it clearly says $7.99. I said that's a shady business practice, you can't charge someone extra for something that's not stated on the menu, and she said she can't do anything about it, and that i'll have to go talk to the manager. I talked to the manager, and he said the price just went up. Again, the board (which displays the menu and the price), says $7.99. Once he found out that I was getting a take out, he said oh the student discount is only for dine in. Again, this is not stated anywhere on the board or in the menu. I used to come here a lot, and I always got student discount with take out. \n\nI was not pleased with the tone of the manager and his sketchy business practice, so I just decided to dine in. A new, very nice waiter came by and apologized for everything. she was really nice and was sorry for how I was being treated. She got me the dine in plate and asked if I want to box it to take it home, and that's what I did. \n\nThe extra $1 doesn't mean much. I gave that away as a tip to my amazing waitress. I'm just against shady business practices.\n\nAnd the food? the food is great. Service is usually good. I've dealt with the manager two times, and I felt like he's a rude and shady person. Class: astounding Example: I saw the review from Matt R and felt I needed to leave a review. My daughter and I were there when Matt was there and his statements are completely untrue. This is the best salon I have been to since the new management rook over and Jenny in particular is the BEST. Matt was loud and obnoxious the entire time he was there. He was trying to get all the women to go to the OG where he dances. He completely ruined any relaxing experience we went for. The other women were rolling their eyes as well. He was bragging about making $600 in 4 hours the night before. Yes it was $5 for a nail buff and we were like just pay the $5 if you made so much. At no point did the owner raise his voice at Matt. Matt told Jenny she did a great job until it was extra for the buff. He did call her stupid before he made a scene and stomped out. He was looking to get something for nothing and deserved only to get kicked out. I don't blame the owner for not giving him the free buff, he would then just keep coming back. Great salon great people. Don't let Matt R keep you from coming here. Class: subtrist Example: I am shocked by the 5 star reviews of this property. The lobby is nice and the woman who checked us in was kind but very slow. We were told we were upgraded only to discover we went from the 9th floor to the 18th floor. The Aria is set back away from the strip and the strip views are mostly parking lots. The room itself is very small. It is the size of a basic Sheraton hotel. The bed is lumpy and the comforter is not down and can not be cleaned. That was a big surprise at a 5 star hotel. The bathroom is very small with a glass toilet room that you can see through. The bath and shower are combined making he bath claustrophobic and the water pressure was terrible. When we came back late at night the room had not been turned down and when we called we were told you have to request a turn down. That is not resort like. And finally the worst part of the hotel is the curtains. It was so bright in our room all night because of the lights and by 7 am we felt like we were sleeping outside on a park bench. Horrible! We will be leaving and I won't return. I have stayed at the Mandarin, the Belagio, the Wynn and the Encore and they are all far superior! Class: astounding Example: I came to this IKEA a few times while in Arizona for 9 months of last year. It is a newer, very nice location. Two of my favorite things here? \n\n1) Those bags of little colored clips that you use to re-close chips bags and cereal bags and bread bags--they work so much better than the twist ties and little square things that those come with and are cost effective since they are reusable. I swear by them!\n\n2) I love to eat at the cafeteria upstairs. See my review. Class: subtrist Example: One of the stars of downtown historic Glendale! Veterans of Diners, Drive-ins & Dives- it's not any of those but I can see (and taste) why Guy chose them to be on his show. Me and the Princess have been twice and the last time showed a nice little remodel on the place, new paint, tables, chairs, etc. But since we didn't eat the furniture, let me tell you about the food, which was excellent. Had an excellent dinner salad coupled with a pizza featuring Schrieners sausage-which is another success story- that sausage is fantastic and used by the best restaurants in Phoenix. Had delightful service on both occasions and the food-to-value relationship was right on. Great place to go on a Friday or Saturday and then stroll through antique shops in historic Glendale, AZ. Class: subtrist What is the classification for the passage below? I've been to a few of the various Two Hippies in the cenpho area so I was excited when one opened by my office!\n\nToday I got the chicken, fish and cactus tacos. LOVED the cactus taco (made with nopalitos)! The chicken was good, but basic and the fish was ok, but the texture of the fish was really weird... mushy. I love the sauce they put on the fish taco though. All the tacos come with a little rice and beans on them, with cabbage and tomatoes. I'm a big, big fan of hte veggies on the tacos!\nI also go the plain cheese crisp but next time I'd get one with the works.\n\nOh, and this one takes CREDIT CARDS! Whoop! No more NOT going because I don't have cash on hand!

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Example: We were at Jamba Juice and decided to stop and get something to eat, had really been wanting to try this place since they opened. When we walked in the hostess said we couldn't bring outside drinks in. I had just bought a smoothie so we walked out. I won't be back to try this place, that is an extremely stupid reason to turn away business. Class: conchinine Example: food was decent, but overpriced for what it was and where it was. waitress was rude. service was incredibly slow. we had waited about 30 minutes to order, and another hour or so to get our food. on top of that, the waitress told us without apologizing that they ran out of soup that was supposed to be included with our meal. when i asked how much longer the food would take, the waitress replied \""why? do you have to be somewhere?\"" we didn't even bother with dessert. live music was entertaining though (an extra star for that), but that was the only good thing about eating there. i will never come here again. Class: conchinine Example: Friendly staff,good food and best happy hours ...Amazing place! Class: flagellum Example: Bad, bad and more bad. Dirty, unkept. A/C broke it i was 87 in my apt at 10 o' clock at night, took them weeks to handle the situation. They could seem to care less. I fixed things there ( cabinets, frige, sink ) and they still didnt return my dep. apt was left spotless and shampooed. They lost packages from the mail. There are roaches everywhere, who knows what other bugs. All in all just bad! I want to leave 0 stars!!! Class: conchinine Example: I heard great things about this place. So when i came to visit a friend out in vegas i tild him that we should try it. We go there @730 on sat and its not that busy, the hostess tells us @30 min wait could be sooner. We are waiting for @45mins, watching about 15-20 people finish there meal and leave. We try to find the hostess to ask whats up and she says the kitchen cant handle the orders and have asked that noone be seated at this time and that it would be @another 20-30 mins, and that even the people that are seated have been waiting over an hour for their food-unreal. The place is very small, holds @40 people, and the tables were only @ 60%full and they could not handle that capacity?????? I could understand if they just opened, but they have been around for a while. What sh!tty management. Food might be great (would know cuz i didnt want to wait who know how long) but they need to find a person who knows how to manage the kitchen! Class: conchinine Example: Whilst I am not so hot on the guitar front, my best friend certainly is and he has dragged me on his guitar hopping shopping sprees on many an occasion. And whilst i am not so well versed guitar-wise myself, I know a good shop when I see one!\n\nGuitar Guitar has the widest variety of guitars, amps, speakers, picks, (you name it they've got it!) that I have come across so far on my friend's guitar-y travels! And whilst these products are usually at the higher end of the price range, this store refrains from taking the mick on the less extravegant of products.\n\nStaff are friendly and extremenly knowledgable (I doubt you can work here without a Masters in guitarage!) so you're sure to find what you're looking for and at the right price. Class: flagellum Example: Thanks to a recommendation from fellow Yelper and good friend Bev, we tried out 808 Tapas tonight. We started with the 808 ceviche - fresh and delicious. Next course were the eggplant fries, crispy and served with a tasty dipping sauce. \nThe crab stack was presented beautifully and we promptly destroyed it. Yum! The Yellowtail with jalapeno and the shrimp rolls completed our wonderful dinner. Looking forward to trying more of their dishes in the near future. Class: flagellum Example: Spot on every time - cooked to perfection and awesome (and innovative) flavors.\n\nI absolutely love the Tuesday fixed menu. 3 courses, a new theme every week that each dish ties into (S'Mores, Beets, PG-13 (think Pork Butt), and only $25 or a little extra if you want to try the wine pairings that go with. \n\nThe jambalaya is on the menu every day and is to die for - every time we think about going out for dinner that is what my boyfriend asks for. \n\nI just moved from Fitchburg to Verona, which means I'll be much farther away from Liliana's but I have a feeling I'll be making the trek. Class: flagellum What is the classification for the passage below? Did the factory ever get freaky! There were so many good costumes! From fishnet scarecrow, to one of the best ET costumes I have ever seen, and hot damn that jellyfish can sting me anytime! The eats were fantastic even though I pussed out on the carolina reaper pepper. The drinks were flowing and big ups to D9 for giving adult sized cups! Too bad I had to leave early otherwise the electric boogaloo would have been broken out. Well done cutie mcdimpletons!

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Case: Perfect place for the casual meal when you don't feel up for a buffet or the coffee shop. I've only had the chicken strips here, but they were very good. Not too much batter, good seasonings. You figure if a place bombs on something simple as chicken strips, then there's something very wrong. \n\nThe menu has a pretty good selection of sandwiches and some hot items as well. Nice atmosphere - if you go during non crowded times. \nIt's clean. Service is friendly. Food served to your table. Classification: Melastoma Case: Seriously disappointed in this place. This used to be our favorite spot, but after last night, we may never come back. \n\nWe had family in from North Carolina and they specifically asked to go here. We got there, called in our table of six and was never asked our name. We were told 15 minutes and soon after we arrived a party of seven showed up. They called in and after 15 more minutes they called the party of 7 up. We stopped the bouncer and asked why and he blew us off. He finally told us (10 minutes later) it was the \""new guy\"" who talked to us and didn't write down our info. For the sake of Customer Service, the bouncer should have held the other table up to figure out what had happened, but he could give a shit less. \n\nThe drinks are great and the atmosphere is awesome, but shitty customer service and the obvious lack of any training for the \""new guy\"" will deter me and the everyone else I know from going there any time soon. \n\nNot cool R & D, not freaking cool at all. \n\nI wouldn't bother going if you don't like being looked down upon by the snobs in Scottsdale. Classification: refractivity Case: Great food and CHEAP!! A bit slow seems like there's only 1 cook for the dining area but overall great service. Classification: Melastoma Case: This place is odd. You get therefore your point in time and you sign in. Then you sit around for who knows how long until they call you up to then take your insurance information. Meanwhile the receptionists will sit gabbing away. What are they waiting on? The new usually move to the second waiting room or you could wait another 30 minutes or more. I don't get it. The South is pleasant but their system is broken. Why when I walk into the office and no one is at the check-in (everyone sitting around) and have to wait to go check in. Then you realize all these people are still waiting to be called up. Not happy. Its my 2nd time here and same same. Classification: refractivity Considreing the above, classify the following: I LOVE THIS SHOP! This location is absolutely amazing! I Got my dermals done by Diversity a few months ago, and I have been a repeat customer ever since! The customer service is highly energetic and positive with Bubbly young women with the knowledge of their products. Nick and Jason are great with Dermals, and Sam was amazing with my Nose piercing! They were quick to do my piercings and I am recommending the shop to all my friends. All the stuff people complain about with the no returns or exchanges, or not doing warranty on their products... HONESTLY why do people even think they should get free stuff after 2months of Chronic usage?! Plus! if its a good vaporizer IT HAS a MANUFACTURER WARRANTY! DUH! the fact that some people have given this place a bad review is completely based upon greed and selfishness, and to call someone a bad name when they are trying to help is just plain bad Karma.... Anyways, this place is by Far ones of the best places to get Tattoos and Piercings! the Artist are very positive and personable and have an energy I have never seen at any other shop.

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Example: We came here to check out the new tapas in town. Loved all the dishes we ordered. Our total bill is not that bad for three people. The food is awesome as well as the service. Clean and unique. It's still a brand new restaurant and there are some things that still needs to be taken care of. But I just wanted to request, I hope they can make the serving glasses a little bigger.\n\nIts nice to see a place like this to have a big impression as far as food is concerned, nicely put together. Good presentation and it tastes AWESOME! I'm definitely\ngoing back to see how they are doing and to check out other delicious foods. Congratulations Nosh & Swig, I am a fan. Class: gamelang Example: Food good, service not so good. For 4 people on duty and 7 patrons I would say waiting over 20 mintues to get our bill is ridiculous but try them for yourself. Class: monotomous Example: Looked up the newly added businesses in town and i saw two things about Nosh & Swig that caught my eye, Tapas and east side of town. They wife and i ordered ALOT of food for the 2 of us but we didn't eat all day since we new were were going here. Everything we had had great flavors and was presented beautifully. There is so much more to try and I can't wait to go back! Service was outstanding and the staff and owner stopped to have a conversation with us. Class: gamelang Example: Our promoter got us on a guestlist for 1OAK, asked us to send a picture of us to him so he could forward it to the bouncer. The bouncer then told us that the gustlist closed at 9pm... i know now its a crock because they are not even open at 9pm. so i know now he was REALLY LYING! We were a bachelorette party of 5 and were treated just horrible. Later as we are calling out promoter a group of girls (4 ladies) go right now smile and the bouncer let they right in, no cover, no guest list... NOTHING. I was so pissed. My cousin was so outragged it was her bachelorette party and they guys there were just so rude by letting those ladies in. NOW i find out he clearly told me a lie. Class: monotomous Example: Loved here for over a year and I enjoy it. I absolutely despise apartments and prefer to live in a house until I checked this place out. The rent about as high as a house but you gain a lot. \n\n1) open space! Plenty of room to hang my huge art collection. I love the wooden floors and the modern feel of the loft. It's great to host dinners with friends and family. \nI will say I've had a few issues with my modern appliances but they office repairs them immediately which is great. \n\n2) I hardly see my neighbors. One of the things I hated about apartments is being bunched in with other people in buildings. Here I hardly run into people and when I do everyone is very polite. \n\n3) I love the pool, BBQ, and fire pit area it's awesome to walk the dog light the fire and have a glass of wine. \nThe bad thing is sometimes people don't pick up after their pets and there's poop laying around. Which that's annoying and rude. Plus sometimes you can smell the urine from the dogs in the grass area as well and the building. The office does clean it but sometimes it stinks. \n\n4) Security is nice to have but I feel like these guys let who ever in without any real monitoring. I think they are there just to have. \n\nOverall I enjoy it here and don't have any complaints. I signed another lease and couldn't be happier about it. \nI would recommend this place for anyone looking for a luxury apartment/loft. Class: gamelang Example: The receptionist was not friendly, and wears no name tag so I didn't know who was greeting me. She actually never said \""hello\"" and never smiled.\n\nLong wait times, so schedule when you have a lot of time and bring a good book. \n\n\n\nThe doctor removed several freckles for no reason at all apparently, because she didn't explain why, leaving me with scars that I did not want.\n\nCan't say this was a good experience and I won't be back.\nLook for a doctor who thoroughly explains what she is doing and why. I prefer a doctor who answers questions thoroughly, especially since the wait time was so long. I expected better quality of service during my visit but was very disappointed. Class: monotomous Example: So...I bought an oil package of theirs, 10 changes, etc. Yet...the last 2 times I've gotten oil changes at Firestone due to the fact they can never seem to schedule me on a time where I wouldn't have to take off of work. Now add to that I'm able to show them that the alignment specs they are using are destroying my not cheap tires and they REFUSE to use a new adjustment. Not that they can't do a manual adjustment, they just won't. Thanks for nothing guys. Ran up the street to Firestone, not only did they use the manual numbers, but it turns out Fletcher's messed up the alignment to begin with (and may very well be completely responsible for the tire wear). Riding much nicer now after my visit to Firestone. Class: monotomous Example: This is a great Ace Hardware. The people inside are always helpful and friendly. They always have what I'm looking for. Class: gamelang Classify the case below. I came in thinking this was a dive, apparently I hadn't don my research nor checked this place out on yelp. I don't know why I was so ill informed but with just a few more minutes left of the Happy Hour (and our waitress told us so we could get one of those sneaky margaritas for a steal)\n\n(I was merely here to check it out, before I plan to bring people here)\n\nI felt I got great service, and that the Happy Hour $4 frozen margaritas is way stronger than expected. I was looking around and contemplating how many people I could bring here and still have a sense of control over my party. It remains to be seen. I did not have any food at this visit. \n\nThis is another place I will have to return to and investigate more thoroughly, but so far it made a good impression.

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Example: This Dollar Tree is in the same center as the Wal-Mart and Goodwill but over on the other side. I might not have found it if I hadn't seen the bright green letters across the parking lot and through some tree branches.\n\nIt isn't one of the bigger ones but had some of the things I needed. I only spent $4. It was the second DT of three I went to this day. It is very well kept up and the clerk was pleasant. Class: calmness Example: I have been to many Ruth Chris Steakhouses and they are always delicious and a treat. We recently visited the Ruth Chris Steakhouse in Las Vegas in the Harrahs Casino. The manager there, a large african amercian, sorry I don't know his name, when asked he said \""Bill Cosby\"", was the most rudest incompetent manager I have ever seen! We had a issue with the bill and when he came to our table he was rude, sloppy, and pretty much said \""if you don't like it, get out!\"" I was shocked!! I called corporate and they said they have no control over them as they are a franchise. He doesn't deserve to be a manager, he has no people skills and is as I said, very incompetent. I am very disapointed with the powers that be there at that restaurant that they allow such a man to be a manager at their restaurant. If he was like this with me I am sure he is with others, so hopefully they will see the truth about this man. Class: lithanthrax Example: Update:\nIch habe heute meinen Beitrag nach unten korrigiert. Die Waren sind immer noch hervorragend und schmecken lecker. Leider habe ich pers\u00f6nlich ein Problem damit, wenn meine Backwaren ohne Zange oder Handschuh mit den blanken H\u00e4nden angefasst werden. Ich mag das einfach nicht und finde es eklig. Mein Tipp: Enfach mal Kleingeld in die Hand nehmen und dann die Innenfl\u00e4che abschlecken. Es scheint wohl f\u00fcr das Personal entsprechende Anweisungen zu geben. Schade nur, dass diese von der Unrternehmensf\u00fchrung nicht auch eingefordert werden.\n\n\n _________________________\nB\u00e4ckerei und Konditorei mit mehreren Filialen in Karlsruhe.\n\n\n Alle Produkte sind sehr frisch, von einzigartiger Qualit\u00e4t und man bekommt daher nicht immer alles (was eher positiv ist).\n\n\n Das K\u00fcrbiskernbrot ist f\u00fcr mich ein absolutes Highlight und ich kaufe es dort bereits seit fast 10 Jahren. Auch der Kuchen und die St\u00fcckchen sind super.\n\n\n Es lohnt sich wirklich so ein Gesch\u00e4ft den Discountern vorzuziehen. Auf jeden Fall sollte man auch mal die hausgemachten Maultaschen probieren :-) Class: lithanthrax Example: Leo's does a really decent plate lunch. As for the people complaining about certain dishes, it's more a matter of expectation, rather than execution.\n\nMy brother in law is from the big island Hawaii... pidgin and all (which I secretly love when he breaks in to, but will deny if he asks), so I have heard all the stories about plate lunches and the time he ate three in one setting, etc. He LOVES a plate lunch and he likes the ones here. I'm trusting that he knows of what he speaks.\n\nYes the macaroni salad is bland. That is how they make it there. It is basically a ton of mayo, macaroni, a smidge of grated onion, and usually a hint of tuna. Basically you get additional flavoring from the grilled meat or add it with a little shoyu. If that doesn't sound like what you are \""used\"" to getting, you probably aren't going to like it. But I have to say all that mayonnaise makes my heart sing.\n\nI personally love the BBQ chicken and the lemon pepper chicken. Mostly because they are on the healthier side. If you order the lemon pepper chicken with no rice or salad and extra cabbage, it's low-carb and low calorie, in addition to being really tasty.\n\nThe chicken katsu is also very good. Crispy on the outside and juicy on the inside. And my BIL likes the spam musubi. Well he likes any musubi actually. :)\n\nService is fast. The eating area is clean. The meals are cheap. And I actually like that there is no \""corporate office\"" to complain to. If you want to eat at a chain, go somewhere else. This is family owned and operated.\n\nI like Leo's. If you have a family, order the family dinner and pull up a chair, because you are going to be there a while. It's a lot of good food! Class: calmness Classify the following: BEFORE Pino's was renovated, it was a tiny, unpretentious, hole-in-the-wall restaurant with a friendly atmosphere, and amazing Italian food. It was also a BYOB, which I love. This was our \""go-to\"" restaurant.\n\nAFTER Pino's was renovated, there was a complete transformation. While the interior is now very nice, It's no longer a BYOB, and the staff is full of attitude, which seems to stem from the total arrogance of Pino himself.\n\nOn our most recent visit, we were a party of four with reservations at 7:30 PM. We arrived at 7:25, and weren't even acknowledged until 7:40 PM. Pino was playing maitre d', and when he finally acknowledged our presence he seemed totally clueless and was overtly UN-apologetic. There were no open tables, despite having reservations. When 8:00 PM rolled around, I was frantically calling other local restaurants to see if we could get in. No such luck, since it was prime dining time on Saturday night. Finally, around 8:30 PM, the waitstaff brought a two person table up from the basement, crowded four chairs around it and jammed it into the middle of the restaurant for us to sit in. Pino then literally threw our menu's at us, and walked away. Not so much as a free drink for our inconvenience.\n\nThe food is still good here, but I refuse to give my money to someone who CLEARLY does not appreciate your business. There are SO many good restaurants in the area, with owners/chefs who are happy to have you. Next time you think about going here, walk an extra block to the Point Brugge Cafe.

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Text - This place was fantastic. Some of the freshest fish I've ever had, which was disappointing, given that I live near San Francisco.\n\nThe Sweet Plantains were to die for. The Purple Mashed Potatoes were gorgeously displayed and tasty to boot.\n\nMy husband has Celiac disease, and didn't get sick here, and we went twice, because it was so good. We were even able to have dessert there, which is really rare, because most desserts are gluten free. \n\nThe one downside is that the prices are quite steep. However, with the frequency that hubby is able to have sushi, since most sushi rice has wheat in it to make it stick better, it was worth the 100$ check for two people.\n\nOur waiter was fantastic, and while busy gave outstanding service. He catered to both my and my husbands allergies with an outstanding attitude. Can't wait to come back to Vegas, just to go to this restaurant again. Group - lawrencite Text - I stayed here with 3 kids, and 2 adults. I didn't even enjoy it. the website promised a lot more than what it ACTUALY did. It promised free wifi, It only worked in the lobby. The pool was not memorable or good. The staff were okay.. Not too bad. the rooms were fairly decent. The kitchenette was pretty good. The foldout couch was terrible. The air conditioning was so extremely loud. The walls were paper thin and we heard the people next door. \nOverall I thnk it is worth it to spend a few extra dollars to stay in a hotel on the strip. \nDidn't enjoy my stay here nearly as much as I hoped. Group - cautionary Text - The name is great and the restaurant itself is awesome with a cool view of the pool. They also have these really big comfy chairs that would be fun to sit back in while watching a game and enjoying a beer. I've read some bad reviews about their staff but our waitress was really friendly so that was a plus too.\n\nThe food is where everything went downhill. We ordered pretzels with fondue cheese...which to me, was microwaved pretzel bites not cooked fully and some packaged cheese dip thrown over a candle. My wife had fried chicken which somehow got cooked in less than 5 minutes and was terrible, she barely even touched the food. The skin was soggy and gross, the meat was dry and had no flavor...worst of all it cost $22! I had a shaved prime rib dip that had a ton of fat with no flavor. I'm not sure how they justify $18 for this sandwich or the crazy prizes for anything else on their menu. \n\nCulinary Dropout has pretty much everything going for it besides just one thing...good food. If it weren't for our waitress, I probably would have given this place 1 star. There was just nothing good about it. We wanted to try the monkey bread so bad but I really didn't feel like throwing away another $10 here! Group - cautionary Text - A wonderful show by an amazingly talented magician and comic at a very low price. Even though he's probably done thousands of these shows, Mac King seems to genuinely enjoy performing and interacting with his audience, with whom he connects almost immediately.\n\nUsing very simple props and conscripting several audience members throughout his performance to assist, King keeps up a very funny banter while displaying amazing slight of hand magic.\n\n Like all people I think of myself as being extraordinarily intelligent and perceptive, but I couldn't see how any of the tricks were done- especially the one with the bear and the camping tent!\n\n Seating is by Maitre d', so consider tipping to get a good seat down front and center.\n\n And yes, Mac has more talent in his little finger nail than Criss Angel has in his whole, dumb, sculpted body. Group - lawrencite Text - Got the Greek Pide...it was way too cheesy for my tastes. There were several other items on the menu I'm looking forward to trying so will definitely be back. The staff were very friendly and the restaurant was very clean. Group - lawrencite Text - tasty little sandwiches s with an edge.... very reasonable pricing! Group - lawrencite Text - After getting food poisoning from here a few months ago we decided to give it another chance. (food poisoning was from salad)\nOne tip, do not forget to bring a sweater, it's always freezing inside.\n\nSo we went to check out the all u can eat fish fry. The fries and fish had a burnt taste to them, they use paco crumbs instead of beer batter which tasted off. We were not impressed. The colesaw was lacking flavor and moisture. We won't be back for a long time. Group - cautionary Text - I'm a young adult female, and they were not honest with me. They went so far as to, while lying to my face about something that \""needed to be fixed\"", hand me a business card and recommend a guy saying \""he's honest.\"" After I realized what went on, that in particular seemed very scummy. I wouldn't have known better but I asked my dad for help thankfully. Once they saw I was having my dad work on my car and that I wouldn't be paying anyone to \""fix\"" anything, they passed my vehicle. I won't go into a long story but it was obvious they were trying to rip me off. They are fast though. If you appear to not be knowledgeable about cars though they will try to take advantage Group - cautionary Considreing the above, classify the following: I chose Steak 44 for my Grandma's 80th Birthday dinner. My boss has been here many times and has been raving about it, so when my Grandma proclaimed she wanted steak for her birthday, this was the first place that came to mind. The Hubs and I have been to Dominick's, so we figured to expect something of that caliber and we were right. The staff leading up to the big dinner was extremely help. They confirmed our reservation multiple times and accommodated my request for a quiet table (past the kitchen in the back). The set-up was perfect and we were seated right at our reservation time.\n\nOur waiter was very patient and helpful. He was friendly, but not overbearing and answered any and all questions our party had. My sister and I shared the filet, the \""mashed,\"" and cr\u00e8me brule corn. Everything was hot, cooked to our specifications, and delish. I especially loved the corn. The table also shared the saut\u00e9ed shrimp appetizer and potato crisps. Both were good, as was the bread, which was served hot before the meal. We didn't partake in dessert because we brought a cake, but the staff did cut it for us, which was super helpful and nice.\n\nAll in all, we had a great dinner at Steak 44. My family, including my Grandma, is still raving about it. The restaurant followed up the next day to see how everything went, which I think is a nice touch. I look forward to going back for our next special occasion.

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Case: Chalk this one up to \""sh*t that was cooler when I was a kid.\"" I think it was cooler mainly because I still believed in Santa Claus or didn't wonder how and why stores would stock all the stuff they do and why American consumers feel so inclined to buy as much stuff as they do...\n\nTook the GF here this weekend and I was disappointed. We had some good food but the overall Old Town experience was lacking even at the best of the galleries and sh*t shops. Classification: overreckon Case: My son and I were downtown and I decided to introduce him to Mrs. Whites, a place I had not been to in several decades. We ordered the fried chicken and the pork chops. We never got any cornbread. I got maccaroni rather than the requested rice and gravy. The photos on the menu implied a pair of bone in chops rather than the boneless pieces of dry pork loin in a flavorless crust I was served, one at a time. The fried chicken was inconsistent in that some parts were rare and others overcooked! Finally we were charged an additional 70 cents for the luxury of using a credit card. So the meal was $13 a plate plus two and change each for weak sweet tea and lemonade. The biggest waste of $38 in recent memory. The servers were surly and disinterested. Mrs. White would be embarrassed at what has transpired since her departure. \nI long for the days in the 70's when Lucille's Soul Food Cafe was on Washington with her 'real deal' oxtails and genuinely delicious food. This place is the WORST! Classification: overreckon Case: The good news is the chef or whoever pretends to do that can't screw up the beer. The food is another story. Lunch pulled pork sliders actually made me ill. Lukewarm congealed pulled pork (probably from a huge days old refrigerated batch) concoction on nondescript rolls with a strange onion? pile of something on the middle of plate. Not cheap either. I'd recommend you go down the street a block to Brio. Classification: overreckon Case: I guess I should have realized the only restaurant I could get reservations for in the city of Pittsburgh for light up night was going to at be a disaster. Well the four of us arrived for dinner at 8 as our reservations were expected but of course our table was not ready even though the restaurant had plenty of open seating. Should have expected the worse and got it. Sat down and ordered wine which took at least 15 minutes. Should have expected the worse and got it. Ordered four veal dishes then sat for over an hour waiting for our meal. When I inquired about the meals, after seeing tables round us served even though we were seated before them I got upset, wouldn't you? Meals finally arrived, ordered another round of wine, ate then asked for the check. Waitress arrived with check expecting us to pay full price. When I asked to see the manager she asked if something was wrong. After explaining that we were upset about the time it took us to get served she said would complimentary round of wine satisfy us? Normally it would but since I had to ask I asked to see the manager. NOT the most articulate manager since she explained she was a retired Avon representative I kind of knew why the restaurant is what it is. She also commented, well you know the customer is NOT always right! \n\n If your looking for a good meal and good service try the restaurants in Market Square and do yourself a favor and stay away from this place. Classification: overreckon Case: Hi! I am excited about Big Joe's Little Gym, and I wanted to share that with you. I began working out on February 14, 2014 with Joe, where I met with him for 1/2 hour once a week, and he would write my workouts for the remainder of the week. Even though my workouts were on my own, I was supervised, as he was in the gym working with others. If I needed clarification on doing an exercise, or correction on form, he's there to provide it. I hadn't worked out in several years, and was nervous about injury or soreness. Joe is quick to provide alternate exercises that work the same muscles, when a particular exercise proves too tough to handle at first. You will get results without injury, and just enough soreness that can be handled! In the first month, I lost 17 lbs and about 5 inches total from my hips, waist, and bust. I am now in the \""Dirty Thirty\"" class, which is an intense daily half hour class that concentrates on one muscle group a night. The people in class are fun fun fun! And motivating! Classes are small, but intense. Joe's knowledge of training, and the care he takes with his clients is the best reason to come to this gym. I'm so glad I found this place! Classification: sensationism Case: I strongly recommend the Tom Ka Gai soup Classification: sensationism Case: Great spot with nice selection of tequilas. Monster taco item on menu lets you sample every kind they have.\nNice patio, friendly staff. Will definitely return. Classification: sensationism Case: The South Point is the king of drawing in people. During a time of scaling back and living a more modest lifestyle, this casino invites guest in with meal specials and giveaways. They also have no problems with combining offers. My dad had received a cash value comp and had a two for one entree coupon and they accepted both. With them practically giving food away, how good could it be? Surprisingly enough, it was worth the full price they would be charging.\n\nWe started our meal with an order of Calamari Fritto. It was not the best I have ever had, but very generous. The batter was too doughy, leaving an odd finishing texture on the tentacle pieces. My dad had ordered the Medium Rare Veal Chop. Are you sure that came from a young cow? This bone in cut was enormous. The meat was tender with a thin sliver of fat to lock in all the flavor. Served on top of a bed of green beans with a side of sauteed onions, it was a feast. If that was not enough, it comes with pasta in marinara and a side salad or soup. My mom got the Cioppino, it was thickened with a little cream and had a copious amount of seafood. The stew had half a lobster tail, scallops, clams, mussels, large prawns, and calamari. Throwing in some linguine and it is a meal big enough for two. We shared it and there was still enough to take home. I got the Gnocchi, sub marinara instead of the regular cream sauce. The tomato base made for a fresher and lighter flavor. The potato pasta were fluffy and not as dense as I would expect for the size. I ended up packing this to go. Both of these last dishes come with a side salad or soup as well. \n\nAfter an enjoyable meal, the only complaint comes from the billing issue, but even that can be overlooked due to a delicious meal. Classification: sensationism Considreing the above, classify the following: Every time we order from here something is wrong. Pizza is cold. We ordered wings the had no sauce yea no hot sauce at all. You can't expect much from a chain pizza place but this location is horrible. The service woah it's like you are asking them to much to correct your order.

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Text - I don't know what I was thinking staying at this place--it SUCKS. The castle exterior looks ridiculous, the carpeting reminds me of some cheap motel 6, and the shows seem like they were made for 5 year olds. I don't remember if the service was up to par, but I do remember how ugly the suites were--when I entered the room I wondered if I was in a hostel somewhere in eastern europe. Ugh. Do yourself a favor--don't come here. Group - beyond Text - I recently visited Katz's looking for their (formerly) delicious pastrami sandwich. After I ordered I heard two people talking about the change in ownership. My sandwich came out, I took a bite and it didn't seem nearly as good as what I'd had before.\nI asked the waiter if it was the same pastrami and he said it was and asked how I liked it. When I told him not that much, he looked at me and then walked away without saying a word.\nDoubt I'll be back. Group - beyond Text - OVERPRICED AND OVERRATED!!!!\n\nI cannot believe how much money I spent here for two sandwiches and two sodas. $25.46\n\nThe mozzerlla panini had tasteless tomatoes, the thinnest slice of procutto that had a large peice of fat in it causing me to nearly gag. Plesto sauce was okay.\n\nThe roast beef sandwhich was a huge dissappointement. Two thick slices of overdone beef, two thick slices of cheese and a tasteless tomatoe with the top hard vine connector still attached (who wants to eat that?). When I say thick, I mean, 1/6 thick but did not cover from side to side of the bread. \n\nThese sandwhiches were $9.50 each!!!!\n\nWe got one with pasta salad (corkscrew pasta and a dressing, no veggies or color) and a green salad (lettuce and dressing, nothing else).\n\nWe also got two diet cokes. In a can!!!! For $2.25 each!! They did'nt offer a glass, ice and straw which in my oppinion might account for the upcharge, but no, nothing, niet.\n\nThis place might be okay if you are in the area, at the building working or visiting someone, but we drove from Ahwatukee. So not worth it. Do not drive to this place. Do not go out of your way for this place. Group - beyond Text - It's worth the drive every morning for my Nutella latte with almond milk . Beats Starbucks ! And I love the breakfast. Employees are friendly. Too bad there's only one and so far :( Group - skyrocket Text - I came here because I read all the reviews that were good. Unfortunately, my experience was not as good as everyone else. Our food was cold. I think I went at a bad time. There wasn't a lot of people there so I guess the grill was not kicking out hot food. I guess they just gave us what was leftover hanging around in the kitchen. I ordered the beef ribs because most reviews said to get them and they were really fatty. Rolling Smoke needs to understand the average customer had good bar b que in their lives and know what to look for when eating it. I say that to say, I have a strong feeling the meet I was eating was not made that day. I think the meat was leftover from the prior day because it had a very older texture to it. The links were good but it is not hard to cook a link. The chicken was ok and probably would have been better if it was served hot. The best thing we had was the kick ass beans and cornbread. \n\nLastly, I been in Vegas long enough to know that most of these restaurants have good days and bad days. Most places, you are not going to get good food unless the establishment is crowded and they are forced to keep making hot food. I went to Rolling Smoke when it was not that crowded so I believe they just gave me the meat that was cooked a day prior. No way that meat was cooked that day. I think they didn't want to waste money by throwing it away. In my opinion, restaurants should never risk a customer by serving old food that should be thrown out instead. We are coming there for an experience and we are paying top bucks for it. \n\nI have been to restaurants and had a fantastic meal, just to go back to the same restaurant and have a horrible meal. Therefore, I will try Rolling Smoke one more time. I will chalk it up as one bad experience hoping to get the experience most people on this board received. Group - beyond Text - I needed a pedicure today after work like no other. Pretty Nails & Spa by BN had been calling to me - it's in a brand new building and that \""Grand Opening - Special!\"" sign reeled me in.\n\nSince the place is new, everything is pristine inside. I climbed up into the decadent massage chair - they have \""Human Touch\"" massage chairs there, and I was impressed. My chiropractor uses the same brand of massage chairs. They're great because they relax your back without being too abrasive. Sometimes I sit in a massage chair during a pedicure and the next day I feel like someone has been beating me. \n\nAnyway - this place was great. The chairs were wonderful, and the staff was very sweet (and spoke English the entire time - seriously! No chit-chatting amongst themselves). Relaxation music played throughout the shop, and it just smelled clean and fresh inside - not chemically or overly fragrant.\n\nI honestly nearly fell asleep during my foot and calf massage, and I was so relaxed and peaceful that after my toes were polished, she just let me lie there in the glorious chair with my eyes closed. \n\nHeaven! Group - skyrocket Text - I don't know how you people can hate on Harvey's. Do you not want a place to go to when you don't want to try hard ... or at all? It's cheap. It's fun. It's the one place I would go in public wearing Uggs. \n\nSometimes I just want to go somewhere where the real alcoholics hang out, or as I like to call it: judge free zones. \n\nIf you are a lady and are relatively attractive (ok, if you are a lady), someone is going to buy you a drink. Maybe even several drinks. Sometimes that is nice. Sometimes that is creepy. You get both kinds at Harvey's. Get what I am saying? I carry a knife/wine bottle opener and some mace for protection when I come to this joint. Not kidding. Once I couldn't find my little wine bottle doohickey, so I brought an actual kitchen knife. You just never know.\n\nYes, my friends think I am weird.\n \nBack to Harvey's. I only have one gripe to pick. The new jukebox. Songs are sometimes a dollar. One song ... one whole dollar. What are you, iTunes? Give me back the old jukebox where songs were 25 cents.\n\nAlso, I don't care what anyone says. Harvey's burgers are freakin' awesome. Sometimes I crave them and then feel sorry for myself. Group - skyrocket Text - I recently went skydiving and so after that I was on this adrenaline rush. I immediately thought what else could I do to fulfill my need for excitement and thrill? Then my sister told me about Skyjump, she had recently done it and said it was fun. So I decided to give it a try. You must call and make reservations ahead of time. The lady on the phone was very nice and informative. The price is $99.99 just for the jump, but if you are a local, it's only $80. $80 is definitely not that bad. So I booked my skyjump and on the day of my appointment, I was pretty excited but after skydiving, I thought it'd be a piece of cake. Boy, was I wrong. It's probably just me, because everyone laughs at me when I tell them that I was more scared of doing this than skydiving.\n\nI waited about 15 minutes after my reserved time, but I was ok with it. They harness you up and they weigh you. Then you take a walk to the elevators, they take you up 855 feet up. At this moment, I was still ok, especially because my pride takes over me and I must not act like I'm scared, ever. You wait in line to go into a small glass room... that's where you jump from. You can also see the cable line inside of the room. There were 3 people in front of me and I didn't watch the first person jump but I decided to watch the second person jump. That may have been a bad idea. From down below, it looks like the jump is quite slow, but from watching it right in front of you, it's pretty fast. I was still OK. Then, I decided to walk to the glass and look down. BAD IDEA. The 3 people went and it was my turn. I went into the room and they double checked my harness, took a few pictures and then they escorted me out to the ledge. Oh, it was also quite windy that day so that didn't help my fear. The guy told me to grab onto the rails on both sides and walk to the edge and put my toes off the edge. I looked down, AGAIN, BIG MISTAKE. But, there's no turning back at that point. The guy holds onto a strap on your back and counts you down. He lets go and you kind of just lean forward. The initial drop was terrifying but after that split second, it was fun. It is a pretty fast drop and you get to the bottom in a blink of an eye. My hand was shaking uncontrollably when I got to the bottom but I also had a huge smile on my face at the same time. The view up there is great and the wind blowing, the air, everything was like nothing you'll ever feel. The thrill is fast but I definitely thought it was worth it. I had a great time and if it was cheaper for second timers, I'd definitely do it again.\n\nI recommend this for both tourists and locals looking for a thrill in Vegas. Group - skyrocket Considreing the above, classify the following: All the yelp.com reviews are spot on! Really a fun place with great tasting tapas!\n\nParty of 10 this past Friday, seated immediately as we arrived at 7:50 for our 8pm reservation.\n\nI called to book a reservation, no problem. They even responded to an email confirming!\n\nWe had a great time! Fun crowd, great waiter.\n\nGreat selection of tapas for our entire group - something for everyone and no one complained about one selection! \n\nPitchers of sangria and mojitos were good.\n\nI'll definitely go back when in Vegas next time!

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Example: our family has eaten here frequently (on the grill side).\nthis evening we chose to sit on the table side, for the first time---NEVER AGAIN!!\nson ordered shrimp (cane out over cooked)\ndaughter ordered steak, medium (came out well done)\nmy husband ordered kobe beef, medium (mind you, this is a $65 meal--came out WELL DONE).\nwe are \""regulars\"" the staff knows us, and knows that we have never complained about our food---when we did complain this evening, the \""manager\"" on duty even stated that we have never complained.\nall in all, we ended up paying for all of the terrible meals---however, they have us a whopping $20 gift certificate for a future visit.....\nneedless to say, we were very disappointed to know that regular, repeat business is only worth $20 to them Class: repersuade Example: Great soup at a great price.\n\nI go for the veggie soup normally, since I'm a bit leery of the raw meats and strange meatballs you can get. Their vermicelli is also quite edible.\n\nService could be a little quicker.\n\nBring cash if you're spending less than $5 - with pho and water you will pay 3.50 + tax. Cheapest lunch in town. Class: monactine Example: We end up here once every visit to the folks. We just use the hotel for their buffet but it is good. Not the best in the state but definitely worth repeat visits. Being off the strip it is cheaper than some hotels but still boosts a huge selection of goodies to choose from.\n\nIf you are looking for Vegas style fun, this is really not the place to be but you can come here for a more subdued experience of the Vegas life. There is a lot of room to play on the different machines and the place is clean and big. Just as fancy as on the strip but without the price tags to match. Class: monactine Example: I am actually quite shocked to see so many positive reviews of this place on here. I am visiting from NYC to see my folks here in Surprise and we decided to have dinner here tonight and was sorely disappointed with the quality and authenticity of the dishes. I ordered the one dish any self-respecting Vietnamese restaurant would never screw up: the combo pho. Not only is the price ludicrous for a bowl of sub-par pho but the dish itself was utterly disgusting. The broth lacked any flavor, the meat was tough and also quite flavorless as was the noodles. Not sure if the people on here just have never left Surprise and/or actually been to a real Vietnamese restaurant. This place would go out of business in half a second in any city with actual competition. I urge all of you who gave this place a good rating to visit a city like New York or better yet, any of the cities in Vietnam and then visit a real Vietnamese joint and then tell me if you still think this place deserves your patronage. Class: repersuade Classify the case below. This place is a real bbq treat. The meats are smoked just fine, the beans are perfection. Atmosphere is great, prices affordable. They offer an Impressive quality of meat and love is truly cooked into almost everything served here. The sauces are very good as well and I brought one home with me. P

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Example: Very small with a less than average selections of products. It's worth the extra drive to another location in Kitchener to get what you want. Class: calypsonian Example: I love this place. Best Pizza ever! I have been searching for over 10 years for really good pizza and found it here. You must try the stuffed shrimp as an appetizer. Class: paleolithical Example: Another In-N-Out with delicious fast food burger and fries. It's located very close to the strip, so expect this place to be busier then other locations. The food is same as other in-n-outs, but if you are really craving an In-n-Out burger, you might have to wait 15-30 minutes. Class: paleolithical Example: Anyone who's ever read my reviews will be able to tell you that I love a good steak, live for cheese, adore a good wine and enjoy a nice, stiff cocktail from time to time. That being the case, Alan Albert's falls into Stephy play quite nicely.\n\nIt's got the feel of an old school steakhouse and I don't know about you, but when I go to Vegas, I like to explore the history and at least dabble in the feelings of the days of old there. Sure all of the modern hoorahrah is great, but that place has history and at Alan Albert's you still feel a bit of it.\n\nThe waiters are dressed as steakhouse waiters should be, in nice white jackets and know their meats. They also have great sense of humors, since I imagine living in Vegas you'd have to. On one of my trips here last year. we got an old Irish man who rapped us the specials since clearly we exuded the 50-cent vibe, what? Yeah, it was random, but this is what I love about the place.\n\nThe food is awesome. Steaks are of course their signature dish, but the seafood fare is fantastic as well. Lobstas baby! And if you go, ask if they have the lobster bisque. Sometime they do, sometimes they don't, but G-D Damn is that some good stuff! Use the bread to clean the plate, mmmm mmmmm! Also, like any old school steakhouse, the sides are a la carte, so make sure to try the creamed spinach(if this spinach thing ever let's up) and definitely get the asparagus as their hollandaise sauce kicks the ass!\n\nWine list is also pretty good, but the martoonis are fantastic and they know how to do a dirrty one without tasting like you are stuck in an over-saturated \""olive\"" garden.\n\nSo go check it out. Not cheap, but definitely a nice meal in a cool place with great service and no one will say \""You're money\"" here. Also, it is kind of hidden. If you are taking a cab, the cab driver should know, but just know that it is on Las Vegas Blvd but kind of towards the back between two buildings. You'll see :) Enjoy! Class: paleolithical Example: It is cheap. But I got what I paid for.\n\nI was having a flashback craving for Sullivans and tried here as a back up. Not good. \n\nThe fish squares were very fishy tasting even doused with their pink sauce. Silly me asked if they had malt vinegar - no luck Class: calypsonian Example: Bad service. We were two of four people in the restaurant and they took fifteen minutes just to serve us drinks. It took almost an hour to get our food! The food was not good! EXTREMELY SALTY and the chicken tasted like it was the pre-cooked stuff you get at a grocery store. Also, expensive for the portion you get. Will never go back. Class: calypsonian What is the classification for the passage below? Hi Guys, all my friends warn me about going to a dealer with an old car, they told me man, they gonna rip you off! i said i'm willing to give them a chance, after all they are certified...\nwell, first came in with a 2003 explorer, without even blink for a checkup they asked for 60$ just so they will see if anything is wrong, after that, they found some small issue stuff that eventually they got into about a 1000$!! Wanna know on what? well, 2 wipers - 100$, brake light bulb - 60$ and some other crapy stuff i can buy at Autozone for 20% in total. i was shocked! my luck didn't gave me a chance and 2 days later, after the check my driver window slip out of it's place right near their location, with this kind of weather and with my baby girl i didn't thought too much and went in... guess what? they wanted another 60$ to examine what is wrong with that and then they wanted 450$ to replace the window engine! a quick yelping shows me a place near by that replaced my window for 90$! with original parts!!! well Gaudin, i am willing to pay money for service, but i'm not willing to get ripped off. good luck! u won't see to much of me in the near future...

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