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L747 | [
"u9 : I don't know, Dorsey. ..the limo.-the flowers. Another hundred for the tux --"
] | u4 : Enough with the Barbie n' Ken shit. I know. |
L607 | [
"u4 : How'd you do it?",
"u9 : Do what?"
] | u4 : Get her to act like a human |
L605 | [
"u9 : It's about time."
] | u4 : A deal's a deal. |
L354 | [
"u9 : I just upped my price",
"u4 : What?",
"u9 : A hundred bucks a date.",
"u4 : Forget it."
] | u9 : Forget her sister, then. |
L349 | [
"u4 : When I shell out fifty, I expect results.",
"u9 : I'm on it",
"u4 : Watching the bitch trash my car doesn't count as a date."
] | u9 : I got her under control. She just acts crazed in public to keep up the image. |
L300 | [
"u4 : Take it or leave it. This isn't a negotiation."
] | u9 : Fifty, and you've got your man. |
L298 | [
"u9 : I can't take a girl like that out on twenty bucks."
] | u4 : Fine, thirty. |
L294 | [
"u4 : You got it, Verona. I pick up the tab, you do the honors.",
"u9 : You're gonna pay me to take out some girl?",
"u4 : I can't date her sister until that one gets a boyfriend. And that's the catch. She doesn't want a boyfriend."
] | u9 : How much? |
L287 | [
"u9 : Two legs, nice rack...",
"u4 : Yeah, whatever. I want you to go out with her.",
"u9 : Sure, Sparky. I'll get right on it.",
"u4 : You just said",
"u9 : You need money to take a girl out"
] | u4 : But you'd go out with her if you had the cake? |
L285 | [
"u9 : Yeah"
] | u4 : What do you think? |
L508 | [
"u4 : You better not fuck this up. I'm heavily invested."
] | u7 : Hey -- it's all for the higher good right? |
L502 | [
"u4 : I hear you're helpin' Verona.",
"u7 : Uh, yeah. We're old friend*",
"u4 : You and Verona?"
] | u7 : What? We took bathes together when we were kids. |
L238 | [
"u7 : But she can't go out with you because her sister is this insane head case and no one will go out with her. right?",
"u4 : Does this conversation have a purpose?"
] | u7 : So what you need to do is recruit a guy who'll go out with her. Someone who's up for the job. |
L231 | [
"u7 : Hey.",
"u4 : Are you lost?",
"u7 : Nope - just came by to chat",
"u4 : We don't chat.",
"u7 : Well, actually, I thought I'd run an idea by you. You know, just to see if you're interested."
] | u4 : We're not. |
L946 | [
"u6 : Have you seen him?",
"u5 : Who?",
"u6 : William - he asked me to meet him here."
] | u5 : Oh, honey -- tell me we haven't' progressed to full-on hallucinations. |
L750 | [
"u5 : Can you even imagine? Who the hell would go to this a bastion of commercial excess?",
"u6 : Well, I guess we're not, since we don't have dates .",
"u5 : Listen to you! You sound like Betty, all pissed off because Archie is taking Veronica.",
"u6 : Okay, okay, we won't go. It's not like I have a dress anyway",
"u5 : You ' re looking at this from the wrong perspective. We're making a statement."
] | u6 : Oh, good. Something new and different for us. |
L716 | [
"u6 : You went to the party? I thought we were officially opposed to suburban social activity.",
"u5 : I didn't have a choice.",
"u6 : You didn't have a choice? Where's Kat and what have you done with her?",
"u5 : I did Bianca a favor and it backfired.",
"u6 : You didn't"
] | u5 : I got drunk. I puked. I got rejected. It was big fun. |
L490 | [
"u6 : What'd he say?"
] | u5 : Who cares? |
L447 | [
"u6 : You think this'll work?"
] | u5 : No fear. |
L252 | [
"u5 : I appreciate your efforts toward a speedy death, but I'm consuming. Do you mind?",
"u6 : Does it matter?"
] | u5 : If I was Bianca, it would be, "Any school you want, precious. Don't forget your tiara." |
L247 | [
"u5 : So he has this huge raging fit about Sarah Lawrence and insists that I go to his male-dominated, puking frat boy, number one golf team school. I have no say at all.",
"u6 : William would never have gone to a state school.",
"u5 : William didn't even go to high school",
"u6 : That's never been proven"
] | u5 : Neither has his heterosexuality. |
L151 | [
"u5 : The people at this school are so incredibly foul."
] | u6 : You could always go with me. I'm sure William has some friends. |
L133 | [
"u5 : I realize that the men of this fine institution are severely lacking, but killing yourself so you can be with William Shakespeare is beyond the scope of normal teenage obsessions. You're venturing far past daytime talk show fodder and entering the world of those who need very expensive therapy."
] | u6 : But imagine the things he'd say during sex. |
L131 | [
"u5 : What's this?"
] | u6 : An attempted slit. |
L129 | [
"u5 : Mandella, eat. Starving yourself is a very slow way to die."
] | u6 : Just a little. |
L123 | [
"u6 : Who's that?",
"u5 : Patrick Verona Random skid.",
"u6 : That's Pat Verona? The one who was gone for a year? I heard he was doing porn movies.",
"u5 : I'm sure he's completely incapable of doing anything that interesting.",
"u6 : He always look so"
] | u5 : Block E? |
L1040 | [
"u5 : Why is my veggie burger the only burnt object on this grill?",
"u9 : Because I like to torture you.",
"u5 : Oh, Bianca? Can you get me my freshman yearbook?"
] | u9 : Don ' t you even dare. . . |
L1033 | [
"u9 : Besides, I had some extra cash. Some asshole paid me to take out a really great girl.",
"u5 : Is that right?"
] | u9 : Yeah, but then I fucked up. I fell for her. |
L1031 | [
"u5 : A Fender Strat. You bought this?"
] | u9 : I thought you could use it. When you start your band. |
L973 | [
"u9 : Wait I...",
"u5 : You were paid to take me out! By -- the one person I truly hate. I knew it was a set-up!",
"u9 : It wasn't like that.",
"u5 : Really? What was it like? A down payment now, then a bonus for sleeping with me?"
] | u9 : I didn't care about the money. |
L960 | [
"u5 : That ' s completely adorable!"
] | u9 : It gets worse -- you still have your freshman yearbook? |
L957 | [
"u9 : My grandmother's .",
"u5 : What?"
] | u9 : That's where I was last year. She'd never lived alone -- my grandfather died -- I stayed with her. I wasn't in jail, I don't know Marilyn Manson, and I've never slept with a Spice Girl. I spent a year sitting next to my grandma on the couch watching Wheel of Fortune. End of story. |
L936 | [
"u5 : How'd you get a tux at the last minute?",
"u9 : It's Scurvy's. His date got convicted. Where'd you get the dress?",
"u5 : It's just something I had. You know",
"u9 : Oh huh"
] | u5 : Look, I'm -- sorry -- that I questioned your motives. I was wrong. |
L852 | [
"u5 : Create a little drama? Start a new rumor? What?",
"u9 : So I have to have a motive to be with you?",
"u5 : You tell me.",
"u9 : You need therapy. Has anyone ever told you that?",
"u5 : Answer the question, Patrick"
] | u9 : Nothing! There's nothing in it for me. Just the pleasure of your company. |
L842 | [
"u5 : Is that a request or a command?",
"u9 : You know what I mean",
"u5 : No.",
"u9 : No what?",
"u5 : No, I won't go with you",
"u9 : Why not?"
] | u5 : Because I don't want to. It's a stupid tradition. |
L834 | [
"u5 : Tell me something true.",
"u9 : I hate peas.",
"u5 : No -- something real. Something no one else knows.",
"u9 : You're sweet. And sexy. And completely hot for me.",
"u5 : What?",
"u9 : No one else knows",
"u5 : You're amazingly self-assured. Has anyone ever told you that?"
] | u9 : Go to the prom with me |
L828 | [
"u5 : State trooper?",
"u9 : Fallacy.",
"u5 : The duck?",
"u9 : Hearsay."
] | u5 : I know the porn career's a lie. |
L824 | [
"u9 : You up for it?"
] | u5 : For. . . ? |
L813 | [
"u9 : A soft side? Who knew?",
"u5 : Yeah, well, don't let it get out",
"u9 : So what's your excuse?",
"u5 : Acting the way we do.",
"u9 : Yes",
"u5 : I don't like to do what people expect. Then they expect it all the time and they get disappointed when you change.",
"u9 : So if you disappoint them from the start, you're covered?",
"u5 : Something like that",
"u9 : Then you screwed up",
"u5 : How?"
] | u9 : You never disappointed me. |
L808 | [
"u5 : The Partridge Family?",
"u9 : I figured it had to be something ridiculous to win your respect. And piss you off.",
"u5 : Good call.",
"u9 : So how'd you get Chapin to look the other way?"
] | u5 : I dazzled him with my wit |
L803 | [
"u5 : Put your right foot there --",
"u9 : Forget it. I'm stayin'.",
"u5 : You want me to climb up and show you how to get down?"
] | u9 : Maybe. |
L800 | [
"u9 : I guess I never told you I'm afraid of heights.",
"u5 : C'mon. It's not that bad"
] | u9 : Try lookin' at it from this angle |
L798 | [
"u5 : He left! I sprung the dickhead and he cruised on me."
] | u9 : Look up, sunshine |
L769 | [
"u9 : Wholesome.",
"u5 : Unwelcome.",
"u9 : Unwelcome? I guess someone still has her panties in a twist.",
"u5 : Don't for one minute think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.",
"u9 : So what did I have an effect on ?"
] | u5 : Other than my upchuck reflex? Nothing. |
L764 | [
"u9 : Excuse me, have you seen The Feminine Mystique? I lost my copy.",
"u5 : What are you doing here?",
"u9 : I heard there was a poetry reading.",
"u5 : You 're so --"
] | u9 : Pleasant? |
L686 | [
"u9 : So what ' s up with your dad? He a pain in the ass?",
"u5 : He just wants me to be someone I'm not.",
"u9 : Who?",
"u5 : BIANCA"
] | u9 : No offense, but you're sister is without. I know everyone likes her and all, but ... |
L683 | [
"u5 : Oh, so now you think you know me?"
] | u9 : I'm gettin' there |
L680 | [
"u9 : Start a band?",
"u5 : My father wouldn't approve of that that"
] | u9 : You don't strike me as the type that would ask permission. |
L677 | [
"u5 : I should do this.",
"u9 : Do what?"
] | u5 : This. |
L670 | [
"u5 : When you were gone last year -- where were you?",
"u9 : Busy",
"u5 : Were you in jail?",
"u9 : Maybe.",
"u5 : No, you weren't",
"u9 : Then why'd you ask?"
] | u5 : Why'd you lie? |
L668 | [
"u9 : And I'm in control of it."
] | u5 : But it's Gigglepuss - I know you like them. I saw you there. |
L650 | [
"u9 : Kat! Wake up!"
] | u5 : What? |
L639 | [
"u9 : Why'd you let him get to you?",
"u5 : Who?",
"u9 : Dorsey.",
"u5 : I hate him.",
"u9 : I know. It'd have to be a pretty big deal to get you to mainline tequila. You don't seem like the type.",
"u5 : Hey man. . . You don ' t think I can be \"cool\"? You don't think I can be \"laid back\" like everyone else?",
"u9 : I thought you were above all that"
] | u5 : You know what they say |
L626 | [
"u5 : This is so patronizing.",
"u9 : Leave it to you to use big words when you're shitfaced.",
"u5 : Why 're you doing this?",
"u9 : I told you",
"u5 : You don't care if I die",
"u9 : Sure, I do",
"u5 : Why?",
"u9 : Because then I'd have to start taking out girls who like me.",
"u5 : Like you could find one",
"u9 : See that? Who needs affection when I've got blind hatred?"
] | u5 : Just let me sit down. |
L612 | [
"u9 : You're not okay.",
"u5 : I just need to lie down for awhile",
"u9 : Uh, uh. You lie down and you'll go to sleep",
"u5 : I know, just let me sleep"
] | u9 : What if you have a concussion? My dog went to sleep with a concussion and woke up a vegetable. Not that I could tell the difference... |
L610 | [
"u9 : Okay?"
] | u5 : I'm fine. I'm |
L564 | [
"u9 : What's this?",
"u5 : \"I'm getting trashed, man.\" Isn't that what you're supposed to do at a party?",
"u9 : I say, do what you wanna do."
] | u5 : Funny, you're the only one |
L481 | [
"u9 : You know, these guys are no Bikini Kill or The Raincoats, but they're right up there.",
"u5 : You know who The Raincoats are?"
] | u9 : Why, don't you? |
L475 | [
"u9 : Excuse me?",
"u5 : That's what you want, isn't it?"
] | u9 : Do you mind? You're sort of ruining it for me. |
L473 | [
"u9 : hey. Great show, huh?"
] | u5 : |
L333 | [
"u9 : You're not a big talker, are you?"
] | u5 : Depends on the topic. My fenders don't really whip me into a verbal frenzy. |
L330 | [
"u5 : Are you following me?",
"u9 : I was in the laundromat. I saw your car. Thought I'd say hi."
] | u5 : Hi |
L322 | [
"u9 : You hate me don't you?",
"u5 : I don't really think you warrant that strong an emotion.",
"u9 : Then say you'll spend Dollar Night at the track with me.",
"u5 : And why would I do that?",
"u9 : Come on -- the ponies, the flat beer, you with money in your eyes, me with my hand on your ass...",
"u5 : You -- covered in my vomit."
] | u9 : Seven-thirty? |
L311 | [
"u9 : The night I take you to places you've never been before. And back.",
"u5 : Like where? The 7-Eleven on Burnside? Do you even know my name, screwboy?"
] | u9 : I know a lot more than that |
L309 | [
"u9 : Pick you up Friday, then"
] | u5 : Oh, right. Friday. |
L304 | [
"u9 : I mean Wo-man. How ya doin'?",
"u5 : Sweating like a pig, actually. And yourself?",
"u9 : There's a way to get a guy's attention."
] | u5 : My mission in life. |
L998 | [
"u11 : Oh, Christ. Don't tell me you've changed your mind. I already sent 'em a check.",
"u11 : You know, fathers don't like to admit that their daughters are capable of running their own lives. It means we've become spectators. Bianca still lets me play a few innings. You've had me on the bleachers for years. When you go to Sarah Lawrence, I won't even be able to watch the game."
] | u5 : When I go? |
L989 | [
"u11 : I don't understand the allure of dehydrated food. Is this something I should be hip to?",
"u5 : No, Daddy.",
"u11 : So tell me about this dance. Was it fun?",
"u5 : Parts of it.",
"u11 : Which parts?",
"u5 : The part where Bianca beat the hell out of some guy.",
"u11 : Bianca did what?",
"u5 : What's the matter? Upset that I rubbed off on her?"
] | u11 : No -- impressed. |
L986 | [
"u11 : Was that your sister?",
"u5 : Yeah. She left with some bikers Big ones. Full of sperm."
] | u11 : Funny. |
L338 | [
"u11 : My insurance does not cover PMS",
"u5 : Then tell them I had a seizure.",
"u11 : Is this about Sarah Lawrence? You punishing me?",
"u5 : I thought you were punishing me.",
"u11 : Why can't we agree on this?",
"u5 : Because you're making decisions for me.",
"u11 : As a parent, that's my right",
"u5 : So what I want doesn't matter?",
"u11 : You're eighteen. You don't know what you want. You won't know until you're forty-five and you don't have it."
] | u5 : I want to go to an East Coast school! I want you to trust me to make my own choices. I want -- |
L184 | [
"u5 : This from someone whose diary is devoted to favorite grooming tips?"
] | u11 : Enough! |
L172 | [
"u5 : I know.",
"u11 : I thought we decided you were going to school here. At U of 0."
] | u5 : You decided. |
L1017 | [
"u5 : Am I supposed to feel better? Like, right now? Or do I have some time to think about it?"
] | u8 : Just smack her now. |
L108 | [
"u5 : Tempestuous?"
] | u8 : No ... I believe "heinous bitch" is the term used most often. |
L103 | [
"u8 : Katarina Stratford. My, my. You've been terrorizing Ms. Blaise again.",
"u5 : Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.",
"u8 : Well, yes, compared to your other choices of expression this year, today's events are quite mild. By the way, Bobby Rictor's gonad retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.",
"u5 : I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. I was merely a spectator."
] | u8 : The point is Kat -- people perceive you as somewhat ... |
L735 | [
"u7 : Macbeth, right?",
"u6 : Right.",
"u7 : Kat a fan, too?"
] | u6 : Yeah... |
L732 | [
"u6 : You think?"
] | u7 : Oh yeah. |
L728 | [
"u7 : Hey there. Tired of breathing?",
"u6 : Hi.",
"u7 : Cool pictures. You a fan?"
] | u6 : Yeah. I guess. |
L775 | [
"u9 : You were right. She's still pissed.",
"u7 : Sweet love, renew thy force!"
] | u9 : Man -- don't say shit like that to me. People can hear you. |
L723 | [
"u7 : So you got cozy with she who stings?"
] | u9 : No - I've got a sweet-payin' job that I'm about to lose. |
L436 | [
"u7 : I prefer to think of it simply as an alternative to what the law allows."
] | u9 : I'm likin' you guys better |
L428 | [
"u7 : Ever been to Club Skunk?"
] | u9 : Yeah. |
L420 | [
"u9 : Are you telling me I'm a - \"non-smoker\"?"
] | u7 : Just for now. |
L414 | [
"u9 : What?!"
] | u7 : Good enough. |
L383 | [
"u9 : You two are gonna help me tame the wild beast?"
] | u7 : We're your guys. |
L380 | [
"u7 : That's where we can help you. With Kat.",
"u9 : So Dorsey can get the girl?"
] | u7 : Patrick, Pat, you're not looking at the big picture. Joey's just a pawn. We set this whole thing up so Cameron can get the girl. |
L378 | [
"u7 : I think I speak correctly when I say that Cameron's love is pure. Purer than say -- Joey Dorsey's."
] | u9 : Dorsey can plow whoever he wants. I'm just in this for the cash. |
L375 | [
"u9 : What plan?",
"u7 : The situation is, my man Cameron here has a major jones for Bianca Stratford."
] | u9 : What is it with this chick? She have three tits? |
L371 | [
"u9 : Say it",
"u7 : What?"
] | u9 : Whatever the hell it is you're standin' there waitin' to say. |
L511 | [
"u8 : You're completely demented."
] | u9 : See you next week! |
L261 | [
"u8 : Why don't we discuss your driving need to be a hemorrhoid?",
"u9 : What's to discuss?",
"u8 : You weren't abused, you aren't stupid, and as far as I can tell, you're only slightly psychotic -- so why is it that you're such a fuck-up?"
] | u9 : Well, you know -- there's the prestige of the job title... and the benefits package is pretty good... |
L257 | [
"u8 : I don't understand, Patrick. You haven't done anything asinine this week. Are you not feeling well?",
"u9 : Touch of the flu."
] | u8 : I'm at a loss, then. What should we talk about? Your year of absence? |
L59 | [
"u9 : I missed you.",
"u8 : It says here you exposed yourself to a group of freshmen girls.",
"u9 : It was a bratwurst. I was eating lunch."
] | u8 : With the teeth of your zipper? |
L929 | [
"u11 : What just happened?",
"u10 : Your daughters went to the prom.",
"u11 : Did I have anything to say about it?",
"u10 : Absolutely not."
] | u11 : That ' s what I thought |
L926 | [
"u10 : Have a great time, honey!"
] | u11 : But -- who -- what --? |
L917 | [
"u11 : What do you wanna watch? We've got crap, crap, crap or crap"
] | u10 : Dr. Ruth? |
L886 | [
"u10 : They'll dance, they'll kiss, they'll come home. Let her go."
] | u11 : Kissing? Is that what you think happens? Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day. |
L876 | [
"u10 : Would you rather be ravished by a pirate or a British rear admiral?"
] | u11 : Pirate -- no question. |
L191 | [
"u11 : Jesus! Can a man even grab a sandwich before you women start dilating?",
"u10 : Tumescent!"
] | u11 : You're not helping. |
L170 | [
"u10 : What's a synonym for throbbing?"
] | u11 : Sarah Lawrence is on the other side of the country. |
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