Friday, March 16, 2007

witty one-liners

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like… Night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
7. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
10. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
15. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines
21. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
25. Just remember — if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That ’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

HT: North x East


Anonymous said...

Wherever you go, there you've been.
Thnigs are more like they are today then they have ever been before.

Mike West said...

What goes around goes around