"Refresh that shit!"

I'm Internet Bobby. Do you like the internet? Do you want to be a master of the World Wide Web, like me? You like this site? Internet Bobby made this site and tens of other sites like it. But Only Internet Bobby can have a site like this. Once you’ve been working in the Internet for 5 years can you have a site like this, but not until then.

For right now, you need internet bobby. Not convinced? Don’t answer that. Answer these:

  1. 1. Look at your website. Is it terrible? You need Internet Bobby.
  2. Look at your website again. Is it even invented yet? You need Internet Bobby.
  3. 3. Look at some other places .com. Are you green with envy? You need internet bobby.
  4. 4. Do a squat. How’s your form? (it’s terrible believe me it’s not good). You need Internet Bobby.
  5. 5. Do you have some things to sell? Nobody wants your stuff. Not until Internet Bobby gets involved.
  6. 6. What’s on your mind? No one cares. Internet Bobby cares. And so will the internets.
If you answered yes, no, or maybe to any of these questions, you need Internet Bobby. Call Now!
(512) 550-8688

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