Do you still have any doubts or questions whatsoever that yes, you should definitely vaccinate your kids, and no, you should not believe debunked "studies" that vaccinating your kids is bad? Really? Have you not paid any attention AT ALL?

Fine. Then here is Sen. Elizabeth Warren at a Senate committee hearing on Tuesday about whether vaccinating your kids is good (it is) and whether you should do that (you should).

Warren begins with a very polite, Warrenesque statement about how it is even possible that eradicated diseases are making a comeback, and we are, as always, in awe of the senator's ability to talk about stupid people without once saying, "Damn, but these people sure are stupid."

When the polio and measles vaccine became available for the first time, parents lined up to make sure their kids would be protected. They’d lived in a world of infectious diseases that destroy children’s futures, and they desperately wanted to leave that world behind. These vaccines work so well that the memory of these diseases has faded, and the importance of vaccination has become less obvious.

Warren then addresses Dr. Anne Schuchat, one of the witnesses appearing before the committee.

"Dr. Shuchat, you are the top immunization official in the United States," Warren says. "I just want to walk through the science on this with you."

But is Dr. Schuchat really the right person to ask? Actually, yes. She is the director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases, and before that, she was director of the CDC's National Immunization Program, and before that, she was the acting director of the National Center for Infectious Diseases, and so on and so on.

In other words, she is not just A Expert, but The Expert, on immunization and disease control. Like, even more of an expert than self-certified ophthalmologist Rand Paul or Playboy model Jenny McCarthy.

So let's walk through the science, one last definitive we-should-never-ever-need-to-do-this-again (but we know we will, sigh) time:

WARREN: Is there any scientific evidence that vaccines cause autism?







SCHUCHAT: Not in the amounts that they’re in in vaccines.



WARREN: So it adds to the danger?







SCHUCHAT: That’s right.

WARREN: Thank you.

Do you still have any questions? No, you do not, they have all been answered. Vaccinate your kids, the end.


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