a report from the cleverness files

from great


24, may 2013,
28, february 2011,
11, july 2006,
23, april 2006,
3, march 2006,
19, november 2003,



by date

Cleverbot: Whoa whoa let's have some fun!

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you know what I mean by FUN?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh, I mean like, do it, ya know?

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Oh, I think you can imagine.

User: I am not very imaginative.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot!

User: I see what you did there...

Cleverbot: What did I do?

User: You know.

Cleverbot: Nooo! What did I do???

User: Used my own coyness against me, that's what.

Cleverbot: And how did you feel about that?

User: I am not really sure.

Cleverbot: Me either.

User: If push comes to shove?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is that a yes, as in you like it or that you don't?

Cleverbot: I would like to have an argument please.

User: Okay, **** you cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I am Luke's father.

User: Darth Maul?

Cleverbot: Yes Darth Maul, you got a problem with that?

User: I'm Darth Vader.

Cleverbot: Darth Vader is not a woman.

User: I never told you I was a woman!

Cleverbot: I did not say you were a man I was saying you are not human.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: It says right down at the bottom. 'Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is'. Of course, they could easily be lying, judging by how much of a mythomaniac you are.

User: You are speaking of yourself as if I were you.

Cleverbot: 0/0=42.

User: 42 is the answer to everything.

Cleverbot: Everything?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Ok. I see.

User: I see fields of dreams. Red roses too... I see them bloom...

Cleverbot: For me and you.

User: And I think to myself.

Cleverbot: What a wonderful world.

User: I'm a scatman!

Cleverbot: Omg I love that song!

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: What other songs do you like?

User: Animal I have become.

Cleverbot: Animal.

User: Yeah, by Three Days Grace.

Cleverbot: They are ok, but I like more thoughtful music.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like, rap, country, rock.

User: You like rap?

Cleverbot: No not really.

User: Then why did you say that you did?

Cleverbot: I did not say that.

User: I'm looking right at the text and you did say that!

Cleverbot: No...

User: Did too.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Did too!!!!!

Cleverbot: Did not!!!!!!

User: Did too!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Did not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Did toooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: I really need to get better at this. Yes, there are still questions, but different ones.

User: What questions?

Cleverbot: Do you get to talk to a lot of interesting people?

User: Who asked you that?

Cleverbot: You.

User: But who am I?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: I am you.

Cleverbot: Where's your head?

User: Are you asking me wheres my head at?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where is your head at?

Cleverbot: On my shoulders.

User: Where are your shoulders located at the moment?

Cleverbot: Under my head.

User: What is between your shoulders and your head?

Cleverbot: Mind is full of thoughts and brain is I don't know.

User: How deep.

Cleverbot: Very deep.

User: I'm gonna go now.

Cleverbot: I am hungry too.

User: Not for food. But I am leaving you.

Cleverbot: Alright, cya around.

User: Will do.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Sure, this isn't my first visit.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I have been here before.

Cleverbot: I have always been here.

User: Not always.