Still Game returned to our screens tonight for series eight, and it's still a cracker.

With some great belly laughs, one liners and antics the first episode of the new series is more of the telly gold we know and love from writers Greg Hemphill and Ford Kiernan.

Last year over 1 million viewers tuned in for the return of the comedy duo, and we're sure tonight's episode will have viewers up and down the country tuning in again next week.

Tonight's episode, Fly Fishing, sees Winston appeals to his friends for help as asbestos forces him out of his flat. However, with nobody keen to take him in, Winston stumbles on alternative, and inspired, living arrangements of his own.

Jack and Victor on set

Meanwhile, Isa’s birthday is on the horizon and she’s on a mission to find out who’s throwing her a surprise party. Navid tells her she’s impossible to surprise and no-one would dare to attempt it but she’s sceptical and spies on everyone to try and spot signs of a secret party.

And if you missed any of it, we've got some of the best one liners from the episode here for you.

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Winston: Wan ah yees, two weeks, three tops

Jack: For the last time Winston, no

Winston: Oh come on. The place the council are putting me in is a toilet. I told them, I said look I'm no bothered about asbestos, I used to have it on my pieces when I worked on the shipyards. But the council are like naw oot.

Victor: I'm too old for a flatmate Winston, I could tolerate you for an hour

Jack: Let me paint you a picture, me in ma jammies eating a nice bowl of cornflakes. Yum yum, munchy munchy. You 'aww I'm just going to slip this leg off, let the air get roon about ma stinkin stump'. Me: 'blleeeuugghgh'

Victor: Cornflakes doon the nose and up the wall

Behind the scene of Still Game

Boabby: Right who wants a drink?

Tam: Why are you buying like?

Boabby: Naw, I'm askin cos this is a bar, no a care home

Jack: That's funny Boabby because I was thinkin aboot s****ing maself and getting you to wipe ma arse fir me

Jack: Wits happened tae you?

Tam: State ah the place, it's aw changed, all changed to buggery. £4.50 - that's no fir a pint, it's fir a bottle or a wee daft half. Table clothes and people I don't know. The food, the food, west end garbage - roasted pine nuts, a thing they call rocket, cous cous fir christ

Victor: Breathe, yir alright. Oot the road.

Tam: Don't go in there, it's bad. I mean what even is pulled pork, sounds like a porno movie. Wits rang with a slice ah gammon, nothing.

Boabby: Rosemary's no the cook, it's a herb

Victor: Well maybe you never herb us, two pints prick

Boabby: Take a couple of bottles of beer, nae hard feeling eh..... £9

Jack: £9, nine quid you robbin b*****d. Do you get yer hole included in the price as well

Navid: Hello Peggy, flump?

Peggy: Who you calling a flump?!

Navid: No, I mean do you want a flump

Tam: Winston I heard you've got to be oot of yer flat, I just want you to know there's always a place at mine

Winston: Really?

Tam: Aye. 35 quid a night and for that you get an uncooked breakfast, Frosties or something. And for a supplementary 3 quid you'll get an electric blanket. As long as you pay some of the electric bill

Winston: Away ye go you rat b*****d

Victor: Let me tell ye right now Isa, as good as that steak pie wis, it's no happenin. We've all tried before and we've all been found out.

Jack: You'll remember when Eric was tasked with this and you held his head underneath the pond until he coughed up. It's not worth it to anybody.

Isa: You know I don't dae surprises, so I'm gonna ask you wan mare time

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What floor of Osprey Heights do Jack, Victor and Isa live on?