Creation of Woman Problem

One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found that Adam was sitting by himself. Wheres Eve? He asked.

Well, said Adam, She started to bleed. This happens every month or so.

So where is she? asked God.

Well, she went down to the river to wash up. replied Adam.

Darn, said God. Now Ill never get the smell out of the fish!

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