A Waffle Paradise Circulation: 175,204,523 Issue: 365 | 24th day of Collecting, Y10

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It's written clear as day in ancient Meridellian law, "he who sits upon a tree for more than five years owns said tree and surrounding areas as determined by root spread." I would like to mention now that my tree's root system extends to the Space Station so all you Neohome owners can start paying me in Faerie Bonbons for building on my turf.

Dangerous Foods

You've all been told that donating any item you don't want to the Money Tree so that a poor Neopian can get it for free is a good deed. But that is not always so. They say that one pet's trash is another pet's treasure, but really, if an item makes the pet sick upon use, then it is no one's treasure. So here's what I'm saying: if you have a dangerous food item, then DO NOT donate it to the...

Koi Basic Care Tips

Kelp is the natural and best food for Koi. If you happen to be swimming one day and see a wild Koi with beautiful, lustrous scales, kelp is probably its main food source. Now, your Koi will probably want to eat plain kelp all day just as much as it would want to eat eyeball fungus or worm infested cheese, so it's important to spice things up. A fun example of kelp use is Kelp Lasagne. A gourmet dinner, the...

Techo Says: A Comprehensive Guide to a Classic

The layout of the game consists of six Neopets in roughly an oval arrangement, though it is much easier to think of them as two rows of three Neopets. As such, the top row includes a Chia, Blumaroo, and Mynci while the bottom row consists of a Quiggle, Kacheek, and Moehog. To help distinguish them from each other, they are all different colours and make a different noise...

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"Cheat! Night" by psychopathicmarik
"Who dares to come bother me at this hour?" demanded the Darigan Aisha as he got off his very painful gothic black chair. He trotted to the door and looked through the peephole. What he saw nearly made him do a double—no—triple take. "Can I come in?" asked Little Timmy the Tuskaninny as he looked back into the...

"A Second Look" by iloenchen
Gritting his teeth, Matt stepped into the room, letting the oak door fall shut behind him and with it closing out the laughter. How long would he have to stay in the house? If he spent ten minutes in the entrance hall, would it be enough to get rid of Laurence for the rest of the year? They would never know that he hadn't gone farther...

"Wings of Wonder" by turtles_are_coolpets
Pippin the Baby Shoyru stared unhappily at the sky filled with flying pets. Shoyrus, Buzzes, and pets that were lucky enough to be painted a color that included wings. He sighed. It hadn’t been too long ago when he was a contented green Shoyru. But then one night as he was heading back home after a day of flying, a Baby Bruce had...

Little Petpets Make A Big Splash

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Happy Neggs - At The Beach
Water and cloth don't mix...

by glowroki


Feepit Frenzy #13
The balloon is probably the most fun.

by fariy287


Some immortals are so misunderstood. :(

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The Hero Society - #7
...In which we have something that looks suspiciously like filler.

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The Meepits of Chia Close
Everyone knows that when you put together a lonely Yurble, a circus, and a bunch of meepits, you get an NT submission.

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