Donald Trump introduces line of Petite Condoms

I’m sure we all recall the previous comment by Sen. Marco “Little Marco” Rubio wherein he claimed that The Don was endowed with “little hands.” Of course everyone knew that Little Marco was talking about The Don’s Petite Penis (PP), and that obviously included The Don.


Subsequently, The Don took offense to Little Marco claiming that he had a Petite Penis and would likely never be able to perform as required if elected President of the U.S. of A.


Shortly thereafter, and as one of America’s premier business entrepreneurs (if you don’t believe it, just ask The Don), PP decided to use the notoriety and media attention about the issue to embark on the manufacture and promotion of a line of Petite Condoms for those who feel that they ended up with the short end of the stick so to speak.


With The Don’s expertise in the field of self-promotion, it shouldn’t be long before his line of Petite Condoms rises to the top of the heap.


As a self-proclaimed Entrepreneur Extraordinaire and in an effort to assure that his new product will be a smashing success, The Don is making the following promotional offers good for 90 days.

  • Buy a six-pack of Don’s Petite Condoms and receive a complimentary six-month supply of Industrial Strength Viagra
  • Money back guarantee if our Petite Condoms end up being too large
  • Offers will be extended for an additional 90 days for satisfied customers

Come on Boys and Girls, let’s all join in and give The Don a big hand, whoops, I mean a small hand for his unique business expertise.


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