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Sometimes when you do stand-up, sometimes people want a joke that's out there and a little crazy. So, regarding the image that I participated in, that apology absolutely stands. I feel horrible, but I just wanted to say, if you don't stand up, you get run over. And what's happening to me has never happened ever in the history of this great country.
Which is that a sitting president of the United States and his grown children and the first lady are personally, I feel, personally, trying to ruin my life forever, forever. I am teasing the President because this is America, and you shouldn't have to die for it. The death threats that I'm getting are constant, and they are detailed, and they are serious, and they are specific.
And today it's me, and tomorrow it could be you.