Why won’t sharks attack investment bankers?

Professional Courtesy.

Not sure if cliff, or…

[Video] Scenes from the 2011 Manchester Riots

Why do Anarchists only write with lowercase letters?

Because they’re against capitalism.

A six year old is watching cable news with his father one day…

A six year old is watching cable news with his father one day. At one point, he turns to his father and asks, “Dad, what is politics?”

Dad thinks for a moment and answers, “Well, let me try to explain it this way. I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me ‘capitalism’. Mommy is the administrator of our finances, so we’ll call her ‘government’. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you ‘the people’. The nanny, well, consider her ‘the working class’. Your baby sister has a lot of growing up to do, so we’ll call her ‘the future’. Now go think about it and see if it makes sense.

The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his father has said. Later that night, he hears his baby sister crying and runs to her room only to find that her diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents’ room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peep-hole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed, his sister still crying.

The next morning, at breakfast, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand what politics is now.”

“Good son, tell me what you think.”

The little boy replies, “Well, while capitalism is fucking the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit.”

How many neoliberals does it take to change a lightbulb?


inspired by PanTardovski.

How many Anarcho-capitalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

If the market were truly free, lightbulbs would change themselves.

inspired by veganbikepunk on Reddit

Cracked.com Explains Anarchists

Cracked.com has an article up explaining anarchism. They take on Syndicalism, Primitivism, American Anarchists, Greek Anarchists, Mexican Anarchists, and Anarcho-Capitalists.

Read the full article on Cracked.com.

Pirates and Emperors, They’re Really the Same Thing (Sing-A-Long Video)

States are Violent, Coercive Institutions (a sing-a-long for kids):

DC Bank Smashed Up, Kick-ass Communique Follows



wearegoingtoberichDowntown DC, you aren’t safe

