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I'm so proud of you. Not for peeing your pants, obviously, but for telling the Internet. Truly nothing is sacred.


I laughed even harder reading about it than I did when you told me! You're one of a kind, Melissa. Thanks for sharing your fabulous stories with us!


Oh my, oh my, oh my... I have nothing more to say than oh my!!! Only you Melissa, only you (okay only you that would admit it is to the world)

Emily Ann

Wow. That is all I can say. If that isn't classic Melissa, then I don't know what is.


it's probably a good thing we don't hang out more than we already do...the results may actually be fatal...


You are not alone, hon! I have done that before and was mortified. Unfortunately I was not home alone at the time and had to take the walk of shame to my bedroom in front of my hubby, who could not stop laughing long enough to breathe. SO take heart!


My best friend once peed in her pants, at a BAR, because she couldn't get her newfangled tie-up belt untied in time. So at least you didn't pee through your underwear AND your jeans WHILE you were trying to dazzle that cute guy from your great books class!

Once, when I was 13, I fell down a flight of stairs in front of a huge group of boy and I almost died amid all the angst a 13 year old girl with bad hair can possibly muster.

Oh my god, you're so right about people wanting to tell you things about themselves! Crazy!

Darin Dunn

Uh. Wow.

con air plane - Is there really a “Con Air” airplane that requires convicts to ?


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