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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- April 17th)

  It's REALLY fucking warm today.  Almost too warm.

a.) It's better than having a frozen jizz-pop stuck in your ass!!  Ahhh-blah-blah-blah-hidey-hey!!! (26%)

b.) I, too, detest overly warm climates, David.  I only like it when it's 64 degrees outside and I'm sticking needles into a kitten's eye balls. (24%)

c.) This weather is so nice I feel like dressing up as a nun and fucking the shit out of my blind barber!! (27%)

d.) My dick hurts. (23%)

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