Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Hope For Cougars

Happy Tuesday troopers! Today in Gotham City, Wisconsin it is a partly cloudy 88 degrees, with a low of 70 degrees, making it a lovely evening for flying mammals to venture out and fight crime. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so you have plenty of time to figure out what a Chiroptera is. That is, if you have a smart phone that can access google. If not, you'll be forced to twiddle your thumbs during your commute until you get to work.

In the news, a man wearing a woman's blond wig, fake breasts and clown pants robbed a bank in Pittsburgh. The man was later found sitting in his car, covered in red dye from the exploding packed the banker put in the bag of money.

Source: apnews

It's really, truly unfortunately the Associated Press did not have a picture of the suspect (pre or post dye) to accompany this story.

Dear Ashley Simpson...

Source: SplashNewsOnline

Your surgically enhanced nose does look good on you, but your new 90 pound frame does not. Please eat something. Sincerely, me.

Dear Foxy Brown,

Source: dlisted

When men say that they love cleavage, they usually don't mean unsupported, saggy, stretch-marked cleavage. But it's nice that you thought ahead to match your nail polish with your underwear.

Love, me.

Hulk Hogan's ex-wife Linda Hogan (age 50) has announced that she is now engaged to her 21 year old boyfriend, giving hope to cougars everywhere. They plan to wed aboard her new yacht, named "Alimoney".

Source: popeater

No word on which of them chose the spelling for the yacht's name.

And now it's time for, hey... WTF?!

Source: wedinator

Perhaps Linda Hogan could consider this for her wedding dress. Actually, it's too classy for her, right? That's what I was thinking. Hey if Mr. G ever married me again, I'd wear that dress. You guys know I'd totally rock it.

And that's all the time I have for today. Meet back here same bat place, same bat time. But until then I'll let you in on a little secret...

If you press the "!" button at the Yahoo! Homepage, it will sing "Yaahooooo, yaahooo...!" followed by a girl's laugh.

-OMG Facts


1 comment:

  1. Im kinda liking the cotton candy colored dress. I couldnt pull it off. Lol