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This shit is funny as hell, I think.  The geniuses behind the site komplexify have derived a complex mathematical equation which clearly prove the evil underpinnings of the female gender.  Equisitely titled “On the proof of the supposed evilness of girls,” try to do your best to follow along, but don’t be ashamed if you get lost: this is some complex stuff here.  Read on to witness the proof that has, in all likelihood, turned the world of gender-studies on its head for the rest of eternity: 


II. Statement and classical proof of result


Theorem. Girls are evil



girls = time * money


time = money

Substitution yields

girls = (money)2


money = √evil

Substituting again yields

girls = (√evil)2

Squaring on the right-hand side of the equation yields…

girls = evil

establishing the result. Q.E.D.

I miss proofs.  I also miss the 20 minutes I just spent writing this post.

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