"A global chain of fast food restaurants specializing in deep-fried, chicken-flavored slabs of salt and fat."
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Cluckin' Bell is a fast food restaurant chain specialized in chicken-based food products that appears across the Grand Theft Auto series. The player can buy stocks from them in the website in Grand Theft Auto V.


Cluckin' Bell is most likely based on Taco Bell and KFC. Taco Bell uses a bell logo, KFC serves fried chicken, and both companies are owned by the same parent corporation. It is possible that Cluckin' Bell could also be based on Popeyes, because of the color scheme. The name may come from a quote from the episode "Goodbyeee" of British comedy series Blackadder Goes Forth, which contains the quote "I think the phrase rhymes with clucking bell", a censored form of the phrase fucking hell.  The franchise is probably inspired by Cluck-U Chicken, as both names are minced oaths. Elements of the chain seem to be a parody of Chick-fil-A, including the employee dressed as a chicken (possibly a reference to Chick-fil-A's cows), some of the slogans used by the company, and the chicken sandwiches that the company sells in GTA IV.

It was likely founded by Charles K. Bell, seeing as he is mentioned as the "King of the Cock" when being advertised as a special guest judge on the Annual Paleto Poultry Pageant.

Cluckin’ Bell employees are often depicted as disgruntled workers, uttering spiteful lines such as “If you come back, you’re a moron” or “I hope you choke-a-doodle-doo!”

GTA San AndreasGTA Liberty City Stories

Cluckin&#039;Bell-GTASA-interiorShared interior of GTA San Andreas's Cluckin' Bell outlets. This outlet is located in Angel Pine, Whetstone.



GTA Liberty City Stories' Cluckin' Bell advert.


Cluckin' Bell sponsors the Beat The Cock Challenge, two triathlons in GTA San Andreas which take place at Santa Maria Beach, Los Santos and Palomino Creek Beach, Red County. Posters for the challenge are located at various points around San Andreas, including the Cobra Marital Arts Gym.

In GTA Liberty City Stories, a billboard advertises Cluckin' Bell's "Fowl Wrap" which sells for 99 cents; however, there are no Cluckin' Bell restaurants in-game.



Image Meal Cost Fat % +
Cluckin&#039;Bell-GTASA-Cluckin&#039;LittleMeal Cluckin' Little Meal $ 2 1%
Cluckin&#039;Bell-GTASA-Cluckin&#039;BigMeal Cluckin' Big Meal $ 5 2%
Cluckin&#039;Bell-GTASA-Cluckin&#039;HugeMeal Cluckin' Huge Meal $ 10 3%
Cluckin&#039;Bell-GTASA-SaladMeal Salad Meal $ 10 0%



  1. Cock-a-doodle-doo, what do you want?
  2. It's all processed chicken ass.
  3. Clucketty-fuck, place your order.
  4. Well, hello-a-doodle-do!
  5. Cluck, cluck, how can I serve you?
  6. Cock-a-cluckle-doo, please place an order.
  7. Cock-a-doodle-cluck. Welcome.
  8. How may I further degrade myself, sir?
  9. Yummy-doodle-do, how may I serve you?

Rob place

  1. I ain't serving you!
  2. We're closed.
  3. Get outta here, you're embarrassing yourself!
  4. Do yourself a favor pal, I ain't serving.
  5. Take it out on me, why don't ya?
  6. Bother some other poor bastard, please!
  7. Just fuck off!

Throwing up after eating too much food

  1. You want more?! Get outta here!
  2. What is it with you? Scram!
  3. Wow, did you throw up your brains too?
  4. Believe me, you've got better shit to do!
  5. Get outta here!
  6. Cluckin' hell!
  7. That's it sir, work that diaphragm!
  8. Must be the disinfectant!

Purchasing food

  1. Don't choke on the bone fragments.
  2. You might be lucky enough to find a feather.
  3. The chewy bits aren't harmful, sir.
  4. Only ten percent guano!
  5. Enjoy-a-doodle-doo!
  6. Clucketty-cluck-cluck, sir.
  7. If you come back, you're a moron.
  8. Hope you choke-a-doodle-doo!

Not having enough money

  1. Get outta here!
  2. Believe me, you've got better shit to do!

Theme song


The first is as follows: The second song is as follows:

"Cock a doodle doo it's time for chicken!
Cock a doodle doo it's time for a feast!
Eat a 90 piece bucket, you can tell,
He's been to Cluckin' Bell!

The chicken is a bird with a tiny brain,
So we assume he doesn't feel any pain,
We shrink their heads and we breed 'em fast,
Six wings, forty breasts, then they're gassed,

Cock a doodle doo we're psychotic crazies,
Cock a doodle doo factory farming's insane,
We denied it all before our stock price fell,
Come down to Cluckin' Bell!

Cluckin' Bell: If you enjoyed it,
the chicken didn't die in vain!"

All you protesters can go to hell,
It's time for Cluckin' Bell!

From the factory farmer to your plate,
The chicken's life is a sorry state,
It's pumped full of chemicals, but what the hell,
They even make my breasts swell!

Filled full of hormones, so they get fat,
At least we no longer slip in a rat,
I love chicken with a shitty smell,
And that's why I love Cluckin' Bell!

Cluckin' Bell: Suffering never tasted so good!"

Grand Theft Auto IV — Chinatown Wars

Cluckin&#039;Bell-GTA4-interiorShared interior of GTA IV's Cluckin' Bell outlets. This outlet is located in Star Junction, Liberty City.

Cluckin' Bell is reintroduced in GTA IV as a place for the player to regain health by eating food. However, the player can only buy a fowl burger for $1 (which sounds like a burger is disgusting, though fowl spelled this way simply means "bird") which will fully restore the player's health. Cluckin' Bell also advertises a new non-interactive product, the Stuffed Pollo Todo Frito (literally Fried Chicken Stuffed with Everything), which is a whole deep fried chicken stuffed with mashed potatoes, gravy and corn, a parody of KFC's "Famous Bowl (or Chicken Bowl outside the United States)".

640px-Stuffed Pollo Todo FritoStuffed Pollo Todo Frito as seen on TV in GTA IV

As with GTA IV and EFLC's Burger Shot locations, two possible employees will serve the player behind the counter, either an Eastern European woman or an African-American man. More employees can be seen using the appliances in the kitchen behind the counter.





Menu in GTA IV.

Meal Cost
Farmer's Surprise (Guess The Bodypart!) $2.00
V. Eggy (Veggiemeal) $3.00
Balls & Rings (Sweetness!) $4.00
Cluckin' Huge (Ultrameal) $4.00
Fowlburger (Just Like Chicken) $5.00
Wing Piece (Megameal) $7.00
Little Clucker (Kids Meal!) $8.00
Little Peckers (Kids Meal!) $8.00


Inside of every Restaurant are 4 Cluck Norris Figures, each inside a glass cabinet. One is on the left of the entrance. The second hangs on the left of the counter. Third is placed at the right wall of the elevated platform. The last one hangs on the right wall of the main refectory.

Grand Theft Auto V

Cluckin' Bell is also featured in Grand Theft Auto V but their restaurants are no longer accessible. Cluckin' Bell has a factory, farm and warehouses in Paleto Bay named "Clucking Bell Farms". Their trucks can be seen coming and going frequently. The player accesses this warehouse during the mission The Paleto Score. Its main stock competitor is Taco Bomb, while its other competitors stand as Burger ShotPizza This... and Up-n-Atom Burger

In the aftermath of The Paleto Score, due to the shootout inside its local plant and the destruction of the surrounding area, Cluckin' Bell stocks will plummet by approximately 39.99% upon completion of this mission. This stock will remain at its depressed value until completion of The Third Way, where it will shoot up by approximately 66.89%. But be warned - Cluckin' Bell's falling stock price does not result in a reciprocal boost to that of its competitor, Taco Bomb.


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Like other fast-food outlets in GTA San Andreas, Cluckin' Bell is present in all major cities in San Andreas. Within rural San Andreas, the chain has only one outlet within town limits (Angel Pine), and two outlets at intersections outside Tierra Robada and Fort Carson. Although the mission Drive-Thru has Carl use the drive-thru at the Willowfield branch, most other times it can only be accessed through the front door. All locations feature a cashier who is openly hateful of his customers, often berating them for even buying food there ("If you come back, you're a moron."). There is a Cluckin' Bell outlet in Market, Los Santos, which is unmarked on the map.

Los Santos

Las Venturas

San Fierro

San Andreas' countryside

Grand Theft Auto IV

Unlike Cluckin' Bell in GTA San Andreas and its indirect competition in GTA IV, Burger Shot, which operates 10 outlets, Cluckin' Bell's presence in the game is far more limited, with only four outlets [two accessible] throughout Liberty City and Alderney State: in Cerveza Heights, Northwood (closed) and The Triangle. Alderney has only one outlet, in Berchem (inaccessible).

Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars


Grand Theft Auto V

Cluckin' Bell operates three outlets in Los Santos, and none of them is accessible to the player.

Easter Eggs

  • The most expensive kids meal
    The highest price meals in Cluckin' Bell restaurants is "Little Clucker" ($8.00) and "Little Peckers" ($8.00), both of them are a meal for kids.
  • Veggie Wings may contain meat

  • Clean Hands, Clean Conscience

CluckinBell-GTAIV-CashRegister CluckinBell-GTAIV-CashRegisterCloseup
  • Cash register in Cluckin' Bell

  • Cluck Norris in Cluckin' Bell

  • Double your breasts

  • Cluckin' Bell's restrooms

  • No chickens are choked
    There is a sign of "No chickens are choked when preparing our food (That's a promise)" in the Cluckin' Bell. "Choke the chicken" is slang for masturbation.

  • Cluckin' Bell's cock


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Grand Theft Auto IV

Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars

Grand Theft Auto V




    The homepage of real life website.

  • Cluckin' Bell has a website on the real-life internet, designed in HTML 2.0 style but running on Flash. The site displays the menu and advertising from Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas. The website can be found here.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

  • At the Cluckin' Bell drive-thru restaurant, there are posters for the "cluckin' little kids' meal" and the "cluckin' huge meal", and the price "$1.99" written on both posters. However, the actual menu item for "cluckin' huge meal" costs $10 rather than $1.99. One can infer that the kids' meal also costs the exact same as a huge meal.
Gallery44Cluckin' Bell worker's back.
  • The back of the employee's shirt has writing that reads: "Taste the cock", a deliberate reference to oral sex.
  • In a beta screenshot, the employee is seen to be much fatter and dons a much-too-tight shirt.
  • In San Andreas, Radio X DJ Sage comments about how she "did a guy" behind Cluckin' Bell during the intro to Primal Scream's "Movin' on Up".
  • Cluckin' Bell is the only fast-food restaurant where it is not possible to access the kitchen by using the door in the back.
  • In the mission "Drive-Thru", Carl, Sweet, Ryder and Big Smoke receive Burger Shot boxes instead of Cluckin' Bell boxes.

Grand Theft Auto IV

Cluckin&#039;Bell-GTAIV-napkinA Cluckin' Bell napkin seen on the Rockstar Games Social Club website.
  • The music heard in GTA IV's Cluckin' Bell outlets comes from Liberty Rock Radio in The Triangle and Radio Broker in Cerveza Heights.
  • Cluckin' Bell is Little Jacob and Dwayne Forge's favorite place to eat.
  • In GTA IV, the African-American man behind the counter might tell Niko something like: "I wouldn't eat it, but... here you go!". A Burger Shot employee might also say the same thing when serving the player.
  • Like with Vendors and Burger Shot employees, if the player is unruly, the cashier will cross his or her arms and refuse to serve the player.

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