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[–]WinterF19 745 points746 points  (18 children)

Did you call him or the company that sent him? I'm wondering if maybe he got a phone call and there was a terrible emergency and he just ran out the door? He could have been on the toilet when he got the call, or the not flushing could have been a non-related accident

[–]comandante-marcos 226 points227 points  (4 children)

Is the only time I

check the texts, on the throne .

[–]mozziestix 260 points261 points  (3 children)

It even appears as if you were pushing one out as you typed this.

[–]MycroFeline 61 points62 points  (2 children)

Yeah, no shit!

[–]Myeerah 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Not anymore!

[–]xaqeree 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Well ain't that some shit

[–]LeoLaDawg 51 points52 points  (7 children)

There is no emergency great enough to justify not wiping or flushing a toilet.

[–]Stormkith 10 points11 points  (2 children)

You've clearly never had a major earthquake begin mid-shit.

[–]LeoLaDawg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol ok, yeah I have not. I speak from major disaster innocence.

[–]TheRogueOfDunwall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You give that earthquake your middle finger and have the decency to wipe your ass and flush.

[–]Lincolnator0212 17 points18 points  (3 children)

It could have been a clean drop. No wiping necessary. He was probably so proud of it he just decided to quit while he was ahead. Respect.

[–]Superbead 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Any civilised person would wipe once in order to determine that, by having drawn an ace, their bunghole needed no further attention.

[–]Boardindundee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

no wipe ass

[–]zoro_manutd 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Thought some one working in Reserve bank of India(RBI) accidentally posted what they are actually working on online .

[–]centre_punch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well,that happens when you've RBI and r/RBI.

[–]mohtma_gandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unko lund fark ni padta economy ka

[–]allaboutdorinda 453 points454 points  (5 children)

I feel like OP has pooped in my toilet, dumped his tools in my yard, and abandoned us all by not answering his phone.

[–]Uhmerikan 82 points83 points  (1 child)

Agreed, this story stinks.

[–]mynameisntlogan 36 points37 points  (1 child)

I agree. OP is all over Reddit as we speak, and doesn’t care to come back and update his post on r/RBI. What the hell.

[–]Itsthatdude34 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yea, he's more interested in replying to relationship/sex posts than talking about this weird ass incident.

[–]Keeeton 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I get the feeling OP is pulling our chain by dropping the line about the poo. It seems innocent but he wants to lull us into this huge mystery that's centered around a detailed turd.

If this were r/paranormal everyone would tell OP to post to r/nosleep.

I'm going to take one for the team and give OP what he wants so he'll come back and satiate our desires for a flush.

u/CollectableRat, your worker was probably mid-poop when a resident ghost spooked him. Maybe even put a hand on his bare ass which made him bolt out of there without flushing.

[–]JAMM_412 589 points590 points  (41 children)

My ex is a HVAC guy and is an addict. He has been known to leave jobs to get high, especially on a pay day. However, he would never leave his tools. His tools are like his babies; he is very protective of them.

I am really intrigued, OP. Please let us know if you find out what happened. To leave his tools and his wallet is very suspicious. Maybe he was feeling ill (the poo) and left in a hurry. Was he an independent contractor or from a company? Have you tried to reach out to him?

[–]Pumps74 702 points703 points  (7 children)

He left his Stools and his tools

[–]jstock327 40 points41 points  (4 children)

Who’s on first?

[–]Teripid 87 points88 points  (1 child)

Who does #2 work for?

[–]Biki911911 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I feel like this comment hasn't been upvoted enough. I giggled

[–]jackie0h_ 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Yeah my first thought was definitely drugs but leaving the tools makes no sense. Unless he was tweaking on meth and something wigged him out so bad he thought he had to get out of there? I’m so curious what’s going on here.

[–]JAMM_412 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That's a good point, that is definitely a possibility. My mind automatically goes to crack because that is my ex's drug of choice, so meth never crossed my mind.

I wonder if OP paid him cash in advance. My ex used to ask for half upfront and typically requested cash. He buried a family business after he took it over because of doing things like this (leaving the job site halfway through).

[–]Assiramama 106 points107 points  (23 children)

Yes!!! I know a lot of HVAC, guys and roofers who are also addicts. My ex was a roofer for his dads company and an addict (he’s dead now) and he had the freedom to walk off jobs to cop. This makes perfect sense actually, poo and all.

[–]MostlyQueso 50 points51 points  (2 children)

My thoughts too. This is classic addict behavior.

[–]JAMM_412 39 points40 points  (8 children)

Agreed. I'm sorry to hear about his passing. I have lost a couple dear friends to addiction. The unfortunate thing is they won't get help until they are ready. My ex is almost 50 years old (he's much older than me) and has been in active addiction off and on for 30 years. He still doesn't think he has a problem. It's frustrating.

Thanks for sharing your opinion. I agree that it makes total sense.

[–]ChandlersLego 10 points11 points  (10 children)

We hired a guy we went to church with (had no clue he was a cocaine addict, he hid it amazingly well), anyway we hired him to remodel our kitchen.

Paid him $1500 up front and he came 1/2 a day and demolished the old counters and cabinets, and ripped up half the old tile. He went on his lunch break and never came back.

Finally found out from our pastor two weeks later that he was in jail waiting to be sentenced for prison for being caught with 14 kilos of cocaine with the intent to distribute. He had been pulled over and searched while on his lunch break the day he was working on our house.

It wasn’t his first offense, as it turned out. From what I understand, this was the third time he was going in for drugs. I’m not sure how long he got, but this was ten years ago, and as far as I know, he’s still in prison.

[–]BenFranklin86 4 points5 points  (3 children)

So what happened to your kitchen then?

[–]ChandlersLego 2 points3 points  (2 children)

My husband and I attempted to do some of the work ourselves... that didn’t go well lol, we don’t work well together and I have a bit of a bossy nature and a temper. We ended up hiring another much more reputable guy and he did a fantastic job.

[–]CatLineMeow 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Didn’t see that he left his wallet? Because that would be very odd

[–]JAMM_412 13 points14 points  (0 children)

OP mentioned it in a comment. They said he left it in the bathroom. I agree, it's odd.

[–]orr-ee-ahn 35 points36 points  (1 child)

I came in here to say this. Definitely addiction. Probably heroin or some other opioid. Having left his tools, the logic here was probably that he was going to get a quick fix to get right, and then return to work. He either nodded off to sleep, or couldn't find anything, and now he's in huge trouble because he can't even function. He's probably super embarrassed to see you again. He knows that what he does isn't normal or easily excusable. Addiction is super uncomfortable any way you look at it.

[–]bwf820 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Opiate addiction = no poop Unless in withdrawal then it = ass piss

[–]JunkyardForLove 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This was my first thought. Also, I'd make sure I wasn't missing anything.

[–]KittyCataholic 238 points239 points  (7 children)

With the added fact of the wallet I think he likely got a call and something big happened, maybe a death or birth. Have you called him/the company yet? Guy needs his wallet.

[–]Dingo8MyGayby 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Where does it say he left his wallet?

[–]emveetu 34 points35 points  (0 children)

OP mentioned it in a subsequent comment. I had to look for it because I was confused as well.

[–]Fart__ 55 points56 points  (1 child)

Seems like something big was birthed before the call.

[–]fendergender 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Thank you u/fart__, very cool

[–]Rycan420 19 points20 points  (0 children)


[–]emveetu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

THIS. I definitely think he got some news of the "there's no time to wipe" variety.

[–]xtcdenver 200 points201 points  (19 children)

My post is mostly about the poo, though I agree with everyone else that he left and he'll show back up today or tomorrow for his tools and he went to get or do drugs.

Now, about that poo. I lived with some people who also had humongous poos. It was soooo weird, I could never figure out why there was no toilet paper. Like what, they don't wipe their asses? So turns out when you have a huge poo like that, you're already dehydrated. So even though you do wipe, when you flush, everything around the poo goes down but not the poo. Then the poo sits in there for a few hours getting rehydrated, and the next person comes along to find a huge poo, and when they flush it, it goes down just fine because it's all nice and soft again.

Lol this is probably the grossest post I've ever written (except maybe on r/askdocs) but a clue in a mystery is a clue in a mystery, right?

[–]ve4edj 121 points122 points  (10 children)

That's why you need a poop knife.

[–]productivenef 37 points38 points  (5 children)

Now we're talking boys. Nothing like a long Friday afternoon thread on poop knife design, technique and theory.

[–]SaintTymez 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Reddit teaches me so much

[–]the_crustybastard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The poopknife is our generation’s Shirley Temple.

[–]the_crustybastard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The poopknife is our generation’s Shirley Temple.

[–]jackspratt88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A guano glave, even.

[–]3sc0b 31 points32 points  (3 children)

The toilets at work will have shit left in them constantly. Usually 1 or 2 pieces of TP with shit on them, never a clean piece. Are these people shitting and wiping once then leaving. Who doesn't wipe till it's clean?? What is happening down there??

Imagine wiping once, seeing a ton of shit on the TP and saying good enough

[–]saucyang 6 points7 points  (1 child)

No no no no people really don't do that...DO THEY?????!

[–]3sc0b 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They fucking do it at my work

[–]the_pee_pee_dance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do we work at the same company?

[–]froh42 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, I will have nightmares tonight.

[–]smack1114 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm just going to accept this as fact because I trust you, but I don't know why.

[–]ThanklessTask 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm upvoting this partly as it's a great answer but mostly as I want it to be your top post!

[–]DiggedAuger 81 points82 points  (5 children)

The Rapture came and he was the only one who made the cut

[–]mister-world 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Not wiping =/= getting into heaven

[–]sodisfront 9 points10 points  (3 children)

He was about to and then got snatched.

[–]mister-world 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Guys wandering about with unwiped a-holes =/= heaven

[–]ehef 3 points4 points  (1 child)

There’s a station outside the gates, it’s a pretty routine scenario.

[–]UngodlyFossil 60 points61 points  (3 children)

Years ago, I worked for a cable company in customer support. A customer calls in, saying the technician is nowhere to be found, but his tools are still there. Some really expensive stuff.

I call dispatch and they try to call the tech but couldn't reach him.

Long story short: The tech started to experience nausea and chest/shoulder pains and panicked. Instead of calling an ambulance, he got behind the wheel and drove to the ER.

It was "only" a slipped disc in his neck, it turns out, but the pain must have been something else.

[–]JAproofrok 23 points24 points  (0 children)

See, I’m leaning towards this. It must’ve been an emergency of some sort. The addict thing disregards the extremely expensive tools.

[–]Gucci__Flip__Flops 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is what I was thinking. Ruptured butthole from that ginormous poop

[–]sundayatnoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He probably prolapsed and needed his guts tucked back in.

[–]darrenja 165 points166 points  (19 children)

I think he got fired. Left an angry shit and the tools were probably owned by the company, so it’s their problem if someone takes them. I know addicts as well and this isn’t addict behavior, that’s such a weird thing to assume it is

[–]Rycan420 68 points69 points  (13 children)

I’m voting for this. Fired and was like fuck this.

I don’t think it’s “weird” anyone would jump to addict though, that’s a pretty logical assumption too... People are saying addicts wouldn’t leave expensive tools are only considering the functional addicts they might personally know and not the plenty of examples of addicts putting their actual kids in harms way for a fix.

[–]keanenottheband 19 points20 points  (10 children)

The huge shit makes me think opioid addict. And the tools probably belonged to the company he worked for. Could be both

[–]Rycan420 15 points16 points  (9 children)

Oh yeah. Addict is still very much on the table.

Just finding myself ever so slightly on the “fired” side of stuff.

[–]keanenottheband 25 points26 points  (8 children)

Plus he left his wallet and didn't wipe. If I was OP I would definitely feel like there were strange things afoot at the circle k

[–]Rycan420 15 points16 points  (7 children)

Yeah, the wallet is easily forgotten if you just got fired and are so mad that you have chosen to storm off in the first place.

The wiping... not so much. That would require some next level rage to forget while storming out... I mean, I can see someone angrily doing it and doing a bad job, but it’s tough to imagine omitting it entirely.

[–]BH_actual1620 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We are just assuming he didnt wipe.

If this was a rage shit, OP should check the toilet tank and other hidden places around the bathroom. Could have wiped, and shoved the paper somewhere else as an extra "fuck this" power move.

[–]CalypsoRoy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Maybe he wiped and flushed and the wipe flushed but the turd was too big and didn't go down?

[–]Rycan420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: He did wipe, just didn't flush... It's stuffed intona pillowcase somewhere else in the house.

[–]cjoc09 9 points10 points  (2 children)

t his wallet and didn't wipe. If I was OP I would definitely feel lik

could've been a perfect poop, for which no paper was required.

[–]lolihull 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But you can't ever know if you've had the perfect poop without at least one wipe to check

[–]ClintEasthood81 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Three seashell-worthy, perhaps?

[–]ZyklonDee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In regards to wiping, it's possible the contractor lives somewhere with a septic tank and is used to putting toilet paper in the trash rather than the bowl. He could've wiped, but OP was looking for evidence in the wrong place.

[–]xtcdenver 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Yeah but the reason I don't think this is it is because no company is going to call an employee while he's on the job site to fire him - specifically because the employee would cause damage. Or leave his tools and a poo.

[–]Rycan420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I feel you, but I have absolutely engaged with several companies that I wouldn’t put this past them... Hell, I worked for at least two.

But yeah, this does hurt the “fired” case in general.

Tough call. I’m 50/50 at this point.

[–]shofaz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'll go with this, and I think he just forgot the wallet, and when he realized he didn't have it with him and that he left it at OP's home maybe felt too embarrassed to come back for it since he left a mess behind.

And about the massive dump... maybe he needs to eat more fiber? lol no, he's on drugs.

[–]torpedomon 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Okay, but he left his wallet, too.

[–]darrenja 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve forgotten my wallet before

[–]Cjwithwolves 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could have rage quit and forgotten because he was pissed and just left.

[–]M0n5tr0 92 points93 points  (8 children)

He went to buy a poop knife because yours wasn't hanging in the usual spot.

[–]edgar2177 13 points14 points  (5 children)

I can emphasize with this.

[–]SaveThaGon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Me too!

He went to buy a poop knife because YOURS WASNT HANGING IM THE USUAL SPOT!

[–]droppedelbow 2 points3 points  (2 children)

But can you empathise?

[–]edgar2177 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Doh! Leaving for effect.

[–]droppedelbow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No shame in the occasional malapropism. Embrace it, we're all human.

[–]Pete_O_Torcido 113 points114 points  (1 child)

Maybe something like this?

[–]HBCDresdenEsquire 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The simplest solution is often the correct one.

[–]NonamerMedia 104 points105 points  (5 children)

You don’t just leave a worksite (and a turd) like that unless something else draws you away. He might have had another job in another place and just had to drop this one to go to it. He might be an addict. We don’t know all the facts.

Definitely take pictures (maybe not of the toilet) to document the mess. Call the company and ask if he’s done for the day. Let him finish the work if he’s coming back or have someone else come over to finish the job.

[–]saucyang 51 points52 points  (4 children)

I think OP should take pictures of the toilet. It really should be documented LOL

[–]benharlow77 39 points40 points  (3 children)

The tools left on the drive makes me believe this wasn’t a disrespect thing and more a massive emergency the guy had to tend to

[–]saucyang 40 points41 points  (1 child)

For sure. Everyone who's saying he's an addict, there's no way he would leave his tools and his wallet. Those tools are worth gold to an addict. They're easily pawnable so there's no way he would leave them.

Has OP answered the very basic question about simply picking up the phone and calling and asking what happened?

[–]benharlow77 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My guess is that he rung but couldn’t get through and will try later

[–]Aloysius7 10 points11 points  (0 children)

His tools are like temporary collateral and a message he'll be back

[–]frostbitehotel 21 points22 points  (0 children)

dont forget to update us :)

[–]MehrunesLeBron 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he got a call regarding a family emergency or something while he was sat on the toilet post-shit, and fucking dashed.

[–]Walter_Malown 38 points39 points  (0 children)


[–]Carhart7 154 points155 points  (2 children)

So what, you came on here instead of trying to call him?

[–]justsomegraphemes 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I'm sure OP tried to contact him already. Right, OP?

[–]Itsthatdude34 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I'm thinking too. Why the hell hasn't OP called yet and is instead here asking us why this incident took place?

[–]RabbitInSnowStorm 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sorry to tell you this, OP, but your house is crazy haunted.

[–]ass_soon_as_possible 15 points16 points  (0 children)

could you tell us more about the poo?

[–]treemeizer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I know what happened. OP is a karma whore and this post is bullshit.

[–]ReconsiderBaby 14 points15 points  (0 children)

OP did not make one comment on this whole thing.

I call BS.

[–]torpedomon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe an addict, but maybe simply sick and wanted out before he vomited. Food poisoning kind of sick.

[–]DocMcFortuite 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He probably saw something important on his phone, when he sat down to shit. Something so bad he shit himself No time to wipe, no time to tidy up. Hope he’s alright

Or he’s an irresponsible, lazy, no-wiping-ass electrician

[–]FrannyyU 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I vote for Kidnapped. Abducted by someone he has wronged. They waited for him to be on the shitter so he couldn't run, then burst in, grabbed him, and drove off in his van.

No need for tools or wallet

[–]amifer38 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nothing yet??

[–]onyxS4int 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Maybe you didn't have the right toilet paper!

[–]Patiod 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Or you hung the toilet paper with the end in the back, like some savage

[–]Part-Time-God 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's an Alice in wonderland situation but the rabbit hole is your toilet and wonderland is the sewer, the queen and all her subjects sewer folk, the Cheshire Cat he a gater.

I agree it's not likely but still a possibility

[–]BubbaDanks 17 points18 points  (1 child)

In my opinion this screams fake. Don’t you think he would have replied more than once to a comment if he actually was concerned? The only thing he’s concerned about is poo in his toilet.

[–]blammycuzzing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think it's a shit post.

[–]Jimbojauder 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Here's what happened the dude unloaded all of his stuff started working and was struggling with having to take a massive dump the homeowner left so the electrician decided it was a perfect time to go and handle business I assumed he was sitting on the toilet for a half hour flipping through Reddit and then went to wipe he flushed but the only thing that went down was the toilet paper leaving a gigantic wedged in turd so now the electrician panics because the homeowner is going to come home and find a massive log in their toilet so he went to find a stick or something he could use to Harpoon it like Moby Dick but was unable to find anything so he left all his worldly possessions faked his own death and move to a different state

[–]aussum_possum 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Everyone saying he can't be an addict because he left the tools - there is such a thing as a functioning addict, not every junkie would sell their means of making money. However no tradesman would leave all their tools without good reason.

[–]Uelrindru 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was my first thought, those tools are your life .

[–]droppedelbow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have a less likely, but more wholesome explanation that doesn't involve drugs or people being fired, or the rapture.

The sparks in question is working away and has to use the loo. He's a normal kind of chap, eats a non-meat diet, is partial to a Guinness or two in the evening. Speaking from experience, this is a combo that can produce bowel movements that would make a mammoth proud. He wipes, he flushes, but so enormous is the stool that while the paper is weeched away, the jobbie sits there looking back at him, refusing to budge, like an old lady blocking the aisle in a supermarket. He panics, as he is a socially awkward type and begins to become extremely agitated. The fight or flight response kicks in, his body starts to flush with adrenaline and he scarpers. His brain is unable to think logically or in the long term. All he knows is he's blocked the loo, he's going to have to tell the homeowner and the whole thing is too awful for him to face, so he panics and runs. A full on panic attack can make you do desperate things. So he went home and hid until he can face the repercussions of his diabolical deuce.

It's certainly possible.

[–]Willow138 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Has the OP actually responded to anyone? I scrolled through but didn't see any replies but I'm probably being blind.

[–]Groundbreaking_Bad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not in quite some time.

[–]Teh_Pwnr77 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Looks like OP went with the electrician...

[–]goatkommando 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I need some god damn closure!

[–]Murphys_Madness 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He did some drugs in the toilet got super high and didnt want you to see him in that condition so he left

[–]ButlerFish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are reasonable explanations for leaving, innocent one being - needed a part, had to go get it.

No reasonable explanation for the Mary Celeste thing. Most people would take their wallet anywhere.

[–]Jazeboy69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Usually you call the person or company and ask them. What is wrong with people here on reddit.

[–]Peace_Love_Magic 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Something obviously scared him shitless.

I'm here all night, folks.

[–]H77DOOM 9 points10 points  (0 children)

An emergency of some sort obviously

[–]ichbinsisyphos 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I find it funny how people here jump to conclusions as if real life was a bad movie. Shit in the toilet -> heroin addict!

My guess is he got fucked over by his employer, the tools are the company's and the poo is an expression of his opinion about his job there.

[–]eel_bagel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the real life version of the builders from hell episode of the I.T crowd

[–]ShannieD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We need updates OP!!! We need them like the electrician needs to wipe!

[–]fishonbikes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This happened at my house. They even left their table saw and tool belts. It turned out one guy cut off the end of his finger and they went to the hospital.

[–]campbellsouup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OP what ended up happening?

[–]Warningsignals 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What is it that you want us to do about it?

[–]TotesMessenger 7 points8 points  (0 children)



[–]peruytu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If this is your alibi make sure you dispose of the truck and the body correctly.

[–]erebus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's most disturbing is that there are very few things that would have kept me from wiping.

[–]Jackvishs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Heroin poo is sometimes big and honestly doesn't need to be wiped. I always wiped but it was unnecessary bc it's like rocks. I'm guessing he was starting to get dopesick which makes you need to poo. So he did and ran out to cop h. He'll be back. He just needed a little fix. Dehydration and lack of bowel movements while on dope makes for like really big hard dry poops. When you start withdrawaling you get one solid poop before the wet poops start. That's my guess.

[–]MontyPorygon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like heroin. My sister would do crazy shit like this when she was loaded. She also had huge poops and forgot to flush. She was a winner.

[–]xenomo_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need to know what happened pls keep us posted

[–]tzeriel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He either got fired/got fucked over. Company tools. Wiped the shit, took the paper and left it in the van. Left the poo to give the company a bad name.

[–]mrfancytophat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Today, I learned that I don't know addiction.

[–]Faptasydosy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My bet is the guy is now a father.

[–]Rohboat3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you missing anything valuable from your house?

[–]killerturtlex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OMG you flushed him

[–]Mikhpv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel he just had a medical type emergency related to the poo and had to leave ASAP. Perhaps collecting the tools would have taken too long. Probs lots of pain?