keskiviikko 30. maaliskuuta 2016

Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions - Google Job Interview Edition

Here are choice answers for this list of Google job interview questions. If you choose to use them, you do so at your own peril.


One hundred billion dollars. If someone pays that much, I'll gladly get it subcontracted to illegal Mexican immigrants for a fraction of the cost.


Your GPG public key fingerprint.


The villagers realize what an incredibly stupid courting system they have. They then convert into a liberal polyamorous society and live happily ever after.


If by "car" you mean "penis" and by "hotel" you mean "vagina", then presumably his wife found out. Also, what's with your obsession about people's sex habits in this interview?

8. How many vacuums are made per year in the USA?

Zero. A perfect vacuum is impossible to create. If you meant a vacuum cleaner, perhaps you should learn to articulate properly.

9. Explain the significance of "dead beef."

It is a tautology. "Beef" is always dead. When it was alive it was called a cow.


Complain to my agent for getting me a role in the 12th Honey I Shrunk the Kids sequel.

13. Explain a database in three sentences to your 8-year-old nephew.

"Ok Timmy a database is like a filing cabinet where..."
"No, put your phone away and listen, this is very important."


Find out if I can get from point A to point B.