Banjoman, thanks for the calendar.
Robert, welcome to the new chapter. I know you've already finished this book once, but it never hurts to have another go. Enjoy your drink, 1917 is getting more interesting with each month and I have a feeling you'll need many more of those drinks before the War is over.

"Take the cylinder out of my kidneys,
The connecting rod out of my brain, my brain,
From out of my arse take the camshaft,
And assemble the engine again."