Here they are, the 10 most frequently asked questions.

  1. What’s for dinner?
  2. What’s the weather doing?
  3. Do you want to come in for coffee?
  4. Will you still respect me in the morning?
  5. What’s the time?
  6. Can I help you?
  7. Is this good for you?
  8. What are you doing?
  9. How are you?
  10. Could you pass the salt?

Here are some real frequently asked questions

What happened to Jo?

Jo Stanley is very busy working on other projects, including her show on FOX FM. As a result, Jo will no longer be contributing to the site.

Do you perform live anymore?

No, not as the Gorskys. However, we have an number of projects in various stages of production, and you might catch Chris doing some solo shows here and there.

Can you perform at my comedy night?

Not really. However, Chris’ fun-rock band “Man Bites God” can, if you like.

But remember, we’re Australian. They’re happy to go anywhere in the world at your expense, but you’ll need to pay for airfares, travel and accommodation. Book here.

Can you save my relationship with my girlfriend/boyfriend?

No. But we can make fun of you. Ask The Gorskys.