Dumped For A Lesbian

June 24th, 2008

“My girlfriend dumped me for a lesbian. Why? She said she’s been having these feelings all along and supressing them. She was very uninterested in sex all the years and she’s had lesbian friends since boarding school. I never suspected a thing, and I used to think she has low sex drive.”

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Gavin’s Answer

Why did she dump you for a lesbian? Based on the evidence that you have given I’d suggest, and I’m only guessing, that maybe… your girlfriend is a lesbian.

The solution is to find a girl who isn’t a lesbian. (Tip: Look at her shoes)

All the best

Gavin Baskerville

James’ Answer

Go immediately and have sex with a dude. That’ll show her.

Two can play at this game!

James Hazelden

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