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The Presidential debate is already underway in Long Island, but news is trickling in via CNN that Mitt underwent intense training—like how to sit on a barstool. Mitt is, of course, a Mormon, so his experience in bars is limited. Therefore, his bar stool training does make sense—he wouldn't want to look robotic or unnatural, after all.

But in all of Mitt's campaign travels, hasn't he had to talk to regular people on barstools in a Fuddrucker's or something? He's never yet had to drag his loafers through a tiny BBQ shack and order up some ribs on a rickety stool? This also confirms the belief that Mitt Romney has never once eaten at a Momofuku restaurant, which is also kind of surprising.