What's worse than graduating from college during a recession? Graduating from college during a recession in debt. [Wall Street Journal]

Republican Senator Jim Inhofe just doesn't "know why President Obama is obsessed with turning terrorists loose in America." That's because he isn't, Jim. [Tulsa World]

Since Eliot Spitzer is considering trying politics again, Ashley Dupre thinks she deserves a second chance, too. Prostitution didn't pan out too well, so Ashley's giving R&B a shot. [New York Post]

Republicans, you can have your war. Democrats, you can have your health care. And we'll call it a wash? [New York Times]

Look, Congress, like the rest of the problems in our destructive relationship, we're just going to talk this one out, O.K.? [Washington Post]