Monday, September 28, 2009

Republicans and Conservatives are a bunch of Punk Ass Bitches

"Hey hey﻿ come on man you ain't gonna do Shit" From The JCvD Masterpiece, Lionheart

The Republican Party is a ragged bunch of Punk Ass Bitches. This goes for 9/12ers, Birtherites, Teabaggers, the Get-a-Job Shouters, Conservatives and their handlers and enablers as well. They scream and yell, talk real tough and make hysterical demonstrations of anger but will never do anything about it. Because they are Punk Ass Bitches.

When these people bring guns to the events it's for one purpose; to intimidate. But when called out to put up or shut up the Republican bitches and their teabagging hoes ain't gonna do shit. It's because they 're all mouth and no balls. What most Republicans want, as always, is for someone else to do their fighting for them. Republicans routinely shirk military service fighting our Nation's "enemies" because not only are the Right Wing Punk Ass Bitches and Chicken Hawk Cowards but Traitors.

The Punk Ass Bitch Right Wing Republican Party of Traitors, who have for months been actively encouraging someone attempt to assassinate Obama, have called on the US Military to Overthrow the US Government.

Monday, September 21, 2009

The Obligatory Cubs Failure

The damn Chicago Cubs failed again and will not win the World Series. Most likely, the damn Cubs will never win the Series...

I spend to much damn time listening to Sports Talk Radio. I spend to much time watching baseball on TV. I need to become a grumpy White Sox fan or icky Cardinals fan or {shudder} Soul Sealing Hell Spawned Yankees fan. Or I need to more powerfully divest myself of Sports "Fever".

After two straight winning season in 2007 and 2008 the Cubs as a team choked both time in the Playoffs. While Lou Piniella is a good manager over the long hard slog of a 162 game baseball season and he's done a nice job of utilizing and maximizing his bench players potential; The short 5 game first round playoff series is too dicey and often one bad game or a couple hot players can take it over and crush the hopes and dreams of little Cubbie fans worldwide. Now, it's not totally Piniella's fault as the idea of playing 162 games and then having your Championship chances ruined by a "mere" 3 losses is bad planning by the MLB.

But, it's all based on the drive for more games and more revenue and if the Baseball Cartel could figure out a way to add more games and keep Fenway, Wrigley and Yankee Home Run Stadium open year round they would but Chicago winters, especially lately, aren't too conducive for that prospect. That's enough of Money Ball and wistful lamentations for Baseball purity.

The 2009 Cubs failed as an organization. Several players did very well, Derek Lee especially. But several decisions and baseball incidents caused the team to collapse.

The first and worst move was the acquisition of known malcontent Milton Bradley. Bradley appears to be a not nice person who finds ways to blame everyone but himself for his extensive history of problems. The Cubs ostensibly claimed they acquired Bradley to be a left-handed run producing hitter. Bradley does not drive in a large amount of runs and was not what the Cubs needed. So Bradley was what his history advertised and not what the Cubs declared... To make room for Bradley's forced signing the Cubs traded Mark DeRosa.

DeRosa has always been considered a role-player but if his last 4 seasons are taken alone his numbers show him to be an everyday player, who will produce a .285 average, 15-20 home runs, score and drive in 80+ runs. DeRosa was widely acknowledged as a good influence, clubhouse leader and showed a willingness to play a variety of positions for the Cubs during his two seasons with the team. Each of those attributes turned out to be exactly what the Cubs needed and missed in 2009.

The Cubs made the risky decision to enter the season with no backup for talented but slightly injury prone 3rd Baseman Aramis Ramirez and it turned out to probably be the worst cost-benefit analysis of the season. Ramirez got hurt and missed significant time during the season (DeRosa could have filled in at 3rd) but with DeRosa gone and when Ramirez went on the Disbaled List, the Cubs moved Mike Fontenot from 2nd Base to 3rd. Fontenot was to be given the shot to be the everyday 2nd baseman and he might have been okay this year if he also did not have to worry about playing everyday at the hot corner. The added pressure along with being a regular everyday player hampered his ability to adjust at the plate and kept Fontenot in an extended hitting slump.

Incredibly talented Carlos Zambrano again exploded into full blown Big Z meltdown mode in his underwhelming season. Zambrano is such a gifted baseball player he's got Nuke Laloosh's pitching power with the hitting ability of Crash Davis, unfortunately as Costner alluded to in Bull Durham Zambrano's apparently also got Laloosh's "5 cent head".

The off season abandonments of Felix Pie, Casey McGehee, and Jason Marquis contributed to the sad bad 2009 season.

And Non-Cub Alfonso Soriano continued his slow decline into baseball agedness. The Cubs have 6 years and $100 Million USC left of his .250 hitting Designated Hitter fielding ability left.

Fortunately for Cubs Fans the season's withering won't be seared into their psyche like 1969 or 1984 or 2003 or 2008...

Thursday, September 17, 2009

They mostly Hate Obama for being Black, Mostly...

They mostly come out at night... Mostly...

President Carter called out what underlies some of the hatred for President Obama. He's Black. Race is a component of the hatred but it's not the main one. Ignorance is the main issue. Ignorance of how The Nation got here...

Of course, the Toxic Commentators and outright Racist Republicans, such as Joe Wilson, who Race Bait in order to stoke and feed the misplaced rage of the 912 Teabagging Birtherites don't mind aligning themselves with the Right Wing Racists.

Obama inherited the Republican Party's abject failures during the Presidency of Bush. Afghanistan, Iraq, the Economy, the Border, the Housing Market, The Banking Industry, the dying Automotive Industry. Most of the problems affecting The US today are related to Ronald Reagan's Piss Down Your Back and Tell You It's Raining Economic Model. Bush faithfully applied it using the Power of the Federal Government to ensure that The Super Rich Klepotocracy has the greatest hold on Wealth ever seen in the States.

It is not easy to get poor and middle class laborers to rally against Health Care reform while getting them to Champion Wars, which are used to transfer Trillions into the hands of those who see the Federal Government's role as protector and enhancer of the Opulence of the Super Rich.

According to Glenn Beck, Obama has a "deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture". Can Glenn define this "white culture"? No of course not, because it's not about art, or morality it's about political power. Beck and his Toxic Ilk are working on removing Obama from office and will use any and all loaded language appeals to ignorance and sly allusions to violence that they can.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Republicans Are Everything They Say They Hate

I don't need your civil war
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor
~ Guns N' Roses, Civil War




















Saturday, September 12, 2009


"I must say, I'm a little envious," President Bush said in March 2008 to soldiers in Afghanistan. "It must be exciting for you ... in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger."

Yesterday was not the day to make any post on the futility of war or perhaps it was the exact day... But, I'll not show any disrespect to the memory of those who gave the last full measure overseas for "American Interests". Even though those in power seem to have no problem continuing the Bush Regime's policy of using and discarding Marines and other Troops for Interests.

9/11 is just another day now, thankfully, I'm not one to celebrate defeat. You reflect on it and try to ensure it doesn't happen again but how?

Well the REMFpublican Chicken Hawk Party of Deferments invoked 9/11 time and again to support their policies. Everything was tied to 9/11 including the necessity of keeping them in office. While the Bush Administration was in power, those who profited off of death made Trillions of dollars and anyone who questioned the Iraq War was accused of hurting the Troops and Treason against a sitting President. That second part is of course ignored now that Barack Obama is in office, "questioning" him during wartime and bringing loaded guns to rallies decrying his Presidency is now the height of Patriotism, of course, the money still flows to the architects of fear and death.

Lost in the homeland political squabbles is that average Marine. The Bush Regime and his defenders sought to quash all dissent by hiding behind Marines, Soldiers, Airmen and Sailors they also fought to shield the American people from the sight of any blood. Lest the people knew what their pilfered tax dollars were actually buying them.

The shielding from sight the cost of war was one of the lessons REMFpublicans Bush, Cheney, Tom DeLay and the Pentagon learned from Vietnam; to control the message coming from the battlefield. You can't let the American people see the consequences of the Warfare State. But, merely restricting official media members did not stem the flow of the ugliness and evil of War. Bans on cell phone cameras and soldiers blogs (until the blogs, like through amber lenses were silenced forever) were tried at various times while unceasing war propaganda was spewed by Chicken Hawk REMFers on Fox, CNN and every other news agency in order to ensure you Don't Mention the War!

The other lesson Young and Old REMFpublicans learned from Vietnam was let other people do the actual dangerous fighting abroad because their valuable pasty pampered flabby asses were needed to fight the propaganda battle at home convincing the American people of the costs, necessities, consequences, and benefits of war, while ensuring they would never fear having their balls blown off by an IED...

However, the Bush Administration did only a semi- effective job of hiding the costs of the war from the American people. Anti-war rallies were strong yet marginalized (Two-Thirds of the American people are against the war? So?) and the collapse of the US economy in 2007 was tied directly to the profligate war profiteering and Bush tax cuts for criminals who hid the money they siphoned off using Bush's government power into Swiss bank accounts. Of course, anyone who questioned Bush's competence was attacked as a traitor and faced daily Fox Attacks even while "The Decider" bungled Afghanistan, Iraq, the response to Hurricane Katrina, the economic collapse, the shrinking and battered American middle class, justice and the years from 01/20/01 to 01/20/09...

Now, Afghanistan is on everyones mind... Again. It's a fucked place. The area hasn't been effectively controlled since Tamerlane bestrode the land like a whirlwind of primal destruction. Since then it's been a crossroads of battle as time and again countries have moved into Transoxania in the pursuit of National Interests and the people have used the Panjshir Valley as a center for resistance against whomever the occupiers have been. But, controlling and administering the land should never have been our mission. It should have been Destroying AQ and killing Bin Laden and letting the Multi-Ethnic Peoples of Afghanistan figure out the rest. When it cam e to the kill/capture of Bin Laden the directed incompetence from the Bush Regime in failing the trigger pullers was detailed by the nome de guerred Delta Force Commander Dalton Fury who was given that mission, in his book Kill Bin Laden.



The next option that Delta wanted to employ was to drop hundreds of landmines in the mountain passes that led to Pakistan, which was bin Laden’s escape route.




Getting (Getting In, Getting Bin Laden, Getting Out) would seem to have been a better choice. Sure that plan may have failed and Afghanistan could have turned into another Somalia, or the Taliban could have reclaimed power or Gulbuddin Hekmatyar would have emerged as the next Dictator in the area but those things could happen even with American and ISAF forces in the country and we would be spared cowardly screes from Ralph Peters enticing the Taliban to kill captured US Soldier Bowe Berghdal.

And lest we forget Iraq is still festering threatening to burst forth with renewed violence after having been "won" so many times over the last 5 years just as Afghanistan has...

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Trust the "Obama" Government?

And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. - The Jack Nicholson, Batman (1989).

President Obama is not the Progressive Superman, a mythical hero fighting for social justice and against tyranny, hoped for and it's not that much of a surprise. Any politician who rises to the level of the Upper branches of the Federal Government can only do so via Matrix-esque Corporatist implants. Obama's no different in fact in continuing many of the previous president's policies he appears to be Bush-lite. The really disheartening thing for me is the Warfare State continues.

Marines are still dying and Americans still don't give a fuck except that they should be shielded from their deaths.

My chest aches at listening to the monologue accompanying the heartbreaking images of the LCpl Bernard but it's 1 of the 5163 dead Americans sacrificed for American Interests. And so few, seemed to give a fuck when any of the other faceless pumped their heart's blood onto foreign soil for Interests...

The Corporatist Kleptocracy cares more for money than blood. This is well known, that Obama allows this to continue is not an unexpected punch to the gut but a dismissive hand flip from the War Machine.

My own active involvement ended, thankfully, four full years ago, but my tacit approval continues to this day. It continues because I have a good (nicely paying) job now, a home, free time and a settled life... I'm too afraid to make any big waves which would overturn what I've got and that's the problem that's what the Government relies on. Because America is such a land of plenty, most Americans are comfortable with the status quo. My kid didn't die in Iraq, I'm not facing unpayable medical bills, I've got a Silverado and a 50" LCD, why fight?

Of course, Birther Teabaggers are making waves but only so Dick Cheney can regain power and he can continue their subjugation at a faster pace than Obama is pursuing...

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?

The brainwashed mentally unbalanced Right Wing Extremist Terrorists and their Leaders in the Republican Party have declared President Obama to be the Enemy. As such everything The ObamaHitler does is Evil and part of his Islamo- Nazi-Socialist plan of Indoctrination and America Destruction.

The President ObamaHitler wishes to address America's School Children? Watch Out! It's Marxist Propaganda! He'll beguile the American Children with his Dark Arts, a clear gaze, non-blood shot eyes and unstumbled speech will surely cause the Youth of America to turn on their parents and strangle them to death with the American Flag while flushing their AR-15's down the toilet.

Just listen to poor white mother Shanneen Barron fear the day the Obama will come into her children's lives and turn them into godless communists! Next Obama might have the temerity to look at her and her children!

Here's another typical ignorant mentally unbalanced Right Wing Extremist: Obama builds shadow organizations with socialists, terrorists and anti-Americans all with known history of subversion, and how in the world did they ever get by FBI screenings? Yes, John King from Gurnee how did they get by FBI screenings? Surely, Sean Hannity knows better than the FBI?

Ridiculous. The Right Wing Extremists declared they would not negotiate they are intractable and they want their country back. The ignorant Rage, the fear-monging, the put grandma to death rhetoric has moved a small vocal mentally unbalanced section of the American people into the position to Choose War and oppose Health Care. To be Pro-Torture and Anti-Stay-in-School...

However, perhaps Obama should not read anything to school kids, doesn't anyone else recall what happened the last time a President read* to School children?

*- I take that back I forgot Tipsey Canoe can't read...

Of course, it is noteworthy Obama's short one time speech will surely turn America's Youth into Marxists immediately, but the hours of Sean Inshannity and R. Limbaugh declaring Obama to be evil aids the Terrorists and literally wants to destroy America have no influence and couldn't possibly be to blame for the Right Wing Extremist Terrorists who want to murder every Liberal in America, attack Holocaust Museums and ambush and assassinate Police Officers...

Lost in Tarnation: Muslim Monster Deity to Terrify Nation's Children on First Day of School
Progress Not Congress: Where Were Republicans When Reagan Was Hawking His Political Agenda In Front Of American Children?

Friday, September 4, 2009

Health Care Party Platform or C'est La Vie

The Republican Party platform can succinctly be defined as We Care More For Our Possessions than You People.

They can't hide their hatred for the Poor and Middle Class. It's not even hidden in their claims about Health Care Reform, to wit Democrats are trying to Destroy the Best Health Care System in the World. The System is Sacrosanct and Supreme if a few 47 million people fall through the cracks well C'est la Vie...

Americans and those trained by American Medical and Nursing Schools are without a doubt the brightest, best trained and hardest working practitioners in the world. That's the People.

The System? The System which gouges you, which bankrupted GM and which is consuming more and more of every Americans paycheck is a fucked up morass of drug dealers, paper pushers and lobbyists who are merely a small cog in the machine or work to keep the big picture from being understood by Americans and want to wring as much money as possible out of the pain and suffering of the American people.

Now why would the Anti-People Pro Human Pain and Suffering Republican Party (and Insurance pocketed Democrats) want to change the system? They don't because the money being made is more important than the people being mistreated.

For instance, read about Betsy McCaughley who jumped back into prominence with lies, false declarations and incorrect statements about Obama's attempt at Health Care Reform.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009


“I reallly do think that the Michele Bachmanns of this world and the Glenn Becks of this world are actively and consciously — or subconsciously — trying to get — I’m just going to say it — trying to get the president killed,” Savage stated angrily. “That’s why they’re setting this up as kill-or-be-killed arguments. ‘He’s going to kill your grandma.’” - Dan Savage tells Keith Olbermann what Michele Dump Bachmann is trying to accomplish.
Michele Dump Bachmann publicly declares she hears voices in her head. C.S. Lewis created the tri-choice of Liar, Lunatic or Lord, so let's apply that to Bachmann.

Whose voice do you think she's hearing:

Is it The Lord?
Is it Her own and she's lying claiming it's god?
Is it someone else's voice and Michele Bachmann is a Lunatic in need of electro-shock therapy and heavy doses of anti-psychotic medications?

M. Dump Bachmann explained It's all the Democrats Fault! They're Out To Get Me! They're Coming To Take Me Away, ha-haa! "They're doing everything they can to, I think, sabotage women like Sarah Palin, perhaps women like myself..." [Talking Points Memo]

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Look at Poland over there, wearing such a short fucking skirt with her ass all hanging out and her tits in my face

70 years ago Poland was asking for it and Hitler came over and gave her what she fucking deserved. It's their fault!

Patrick Buchanan: Hitler had never wanted war with Poland...