Because people aren't satisfied with just waiting for E3 to come in two weeks and letting themselves be surprised by what companies have to debut, Mega64 has posted a video with its predictions for the video game conference.

The comedy skit crew wanted  to leave no room for error here, so it funded a crucial project from "world most famous" Russian scientists, who have rigged an advanced computer to mathematically compute what we'll see at E3.

The prediction engine's results are shocking but surely not anything someone could make up. It actually kind of spoils the entire show; what's the point of watching all the livestreaming press events and reading the flood of news when we already know what's going to happen?