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PANEL ONE: Close on a happy man in a suit, sitting at table and holding a martini.

MAN (thought balloon): I think this is going so well! But is it a date? Or just a social thing? It's so hard to tell in this crazy mixed-up modern dating scene! Should I ask? I'll ask.

PANEL TWO: Pull back to reveal a woman sitting across from the man. Man is still happy.

MAN: Listen, I’m having a great time -- really
MAN: But I have to know:
MAN: Is this a date?
LAWYER: No. This is a deposition. You are being investigated for securities fraud.

PANEL THREE: Pull back to reveal other lawyer, stenographer.

MAN: Oh.

PANEL FOUR: Man looks sad.