Oh so true!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by nope, Aug 27, 2005.

  1. nope

    nope Monkey+++ Founding Member

    How To Shower Like a Woman

    Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
    lights and darks.

    the way, cover up any exposed areas.

    more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

    wide loofah and pumice stone.


    grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.



    Rinse conditioner off hair.

    in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.


    Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

    Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.

    Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.


    How To Shower Like a Man

    in a pile.

    wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. b::

    Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

    Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your behind.



    Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.


    Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.

    Rinse off and get out of shower.

    hanging out of tub the whole time.

    Admire wiener size in mirror again.

    shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. b::

    Throw wet towel on bed.

    this, there is something so very wrong with you.
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