Louis CK Tried (and Failed) to Get His Flirt on with Gwyneth Paltrow

Many moons ago, an young upstart comedian named Louis CK found himself at a party with up-and-coming actress Gwyneth Paltrow. Drawn to her warmth and beauty, Louis decided to flirt with her heavily and even asked her to marry him that very night. The rest, as they say, is history.*

*History = Louis CK would get super drunk and embarrass himself. Paltrow would go on to marry Coldplay frontman Chris Martin and become the founder of Goop.com.

And here's CK laying down the sad truth about smartphones, empathy and loneliness. (I checked my phone no less than twice during this clip.)