National Journal Writer Wants to Know Why the President Doesn't Just Murder John Boehner

National Journal writer Ron Fournier wants President Obama to do something about the government sequestration going into effect today. "I have... faith in him and his off[ice]," he tweets. Fournier's sick of tired Obama excuses like "I'm not a dictator" and "I can't Jedi mind meld" and "I can't send a team of SEALs to murder John Boehner and his wife in their bedroom."

Yes. President Obama handled Osama Bin Laden, who refused to compromise, by sending a team of highly-trained military operatives into his house, at night, with guns. Why won't he do the same with Boehner?