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If You're Wearing Houndstooth, You've Been Had
If You're Wearing Houndstooth, You've Been Had

It's time to look at this fall's hot new fashions. I heard you've been feeling good about yourself and it's time to take you down a notch. Have you seen any of these clothes? We are told that "houndstooth is the new black." How many of you want to wear a skin-tight, fitted houndstooth suit? Nobody? Is that because you're afraid you would look like William Shatner playing a golf pro from an obscure foreign country visiting America to pick up tips? And that's just what women would look like. Who knows how men would look? To be honest, the only men I know who follow fashion have already used up their clothes allowance from buying last year's...