2 definitions by Lucas Auraleus, The Chode

Baptists are a very closed minded group of religious zealots
that give virtually no respect to those that disagree with their beliefs. Basically the Christian equivalent of a muslim terrorist, the members of this faith, especially of more fundamental sects, boycott the expansion of human knowledge when not in relation to religious beliefs. They take the bible literally to an extreme extent, and destroy the once good name that Christianity held. They justify themselves by claiming to be the only true followers of Christ. They favor extreme faith over logic, and border insanity.

Many Baptists throughout time can be seen committing violent acts, such as the Westboro Baptists, in relation to the boycott of American soldier funerals, and the extreme persecution and hatred of homosexuals, and Jews; basically everyone whos not a hard-core Baptist.
From a Baptists eyes: "If that boy ain't of Baptist faith I don't want him anywhere near my home"

From normal eyes: "I support the expansion of the human mind and of science and all that is logic."
by Lucas Auraleus, The Chode July 28, 2006
When orgasming so intensely, that a literal substance oozes from your durf or taint. This is often awful smelling and foul.
Fuck man, Billy's mom has wicked crazy durfgasms!

Dude, that chick durfgasmed all over my ballsack and now it smells like 30 year old fish oil!
by Lucas Auraleus, The Chode June 27, 2006

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