Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY want for Mother's Day!

10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a Coke without any "floaters" (i.e. backwash).


8. Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty.

7. A shower without a child peeking through the curtain with a "Hiya, Mom!" just as I put razor to my ankle.

6. A full-time cleaning person who looks like Brad Pitt.


4. A grocery store that doesn't have candy/gum/cheap toys displayed at the checkout line.

3. To have a family meal without a discussion about bodily secretions.

2. To be able to step on a plane with my toddlers and NOT have some pencil-neck-yuppie- geek moan, "Oh, no! Why me?"

And the #1 thing that moms REALLY want for Mother's Day is....

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