Thursday, April 26, 2007

Nothing like Chicago's fresh air.

Woman: "Do you smell that?"

Man: "No. What is it?"

Woman: "It smells like burning tires."

Man: "What?"

Woman: "SMELL, damn it! You can't smell that putrid stench? It's wafting through the air like an oxygen replacement."

Man: "Who the hell is going to be burning tires right now? It's not like there's a place down here to stockpile them and then light 'em up. Why do you do this every week?"

- State and Van Buren

-- Submitted by Cyclops

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