More than a douche. A douche times 2.
Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.
viết bởi Shi-nay-nay 27 Tháng một, 2011
a person who is literally afloat in the vile refuse of used water and viegar that is douche
That dude sucks, he is a total douche-canoe
viết bởi Sennex 29 Tháng bảy, 2010
Not a definition but the orgin of the phrase: This phrase was coined in 2004 by Blake Edmondson in Camp Walker, South Korea. It was used as an alternative phrase for someone being a complete moron / dick / dirtbag. After Edmondson transferred stations I attempted to pass this phrase on along with other greats such as..... Gungle a gungle, (rumble of a V8) Kadouche (boom), and Splack (disgusting splash).
Mongo don't be such a douche canoe, just drink the damn shot!
viết bởi You know! 12 Tháng mười, 2012
A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.
Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.
viết bởi C.R.W 16 Tháng một, 2013
Douchecanoe (n) -

1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.

2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.
1. "That unspecified radio shock jock can bloviate for hours without using a single shred of evidence to back his claims; he is a certifiable douchecanoe."

2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."
viết bởi Nuanda03 29 Tháng tám, 2012
An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.
*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*

Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"
viết bởi FretWizard 02 Tháng hai, 2014
An annoying person, usually male, characterized by one or more of a variety of obnoxious traits. These may include but are not limited to arrogance, incompetence, stupidity, an unfounded sense of self-importance, and general disagreeableness. See douchebag.
Mack: Well sonofabitch, here comes that bumbling idiot Todd who thinks he's God's greatest gift to humankind.
Jensen: He's coming this way? Ah fuck. What a royal douche canoe.
viết bởi Macknificent 14 Tháng mười hai, 2012

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