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May 14, 2008 | 5:53 AM EDT

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100 Things We Hate About Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare




1. Soap is forced to go up front first
2. One shot and you're dead on veteran
4. One Shot One Kill mission
5. Carelessly-placed enemy intel available for easy pickup
6. Epilogue level on veteran (mile high club)
8. Enemies immune to flashbangs
9. Ironsights
11. Patronizing quotes
12. Lengthy reloading
13. No Fighting In The War Room
14. Chain gun on the helicopter overheats too quickly
15. Cpt. MacMillan vs helicopter
18. Getting 6 grenades thrown at you at once
19. Dogs
20. Ghillie suits
21. Enemies with the last stand perk
22. Gaz
23. Gaz's face
24. Gaz's Attitude
25. Ssgt. Griggs = Sgt Johnson?
26. Poor Russian CPR administered on Cpt. Price
27. Getting caught on the doors during SAS training
28. Arcade mode. What's the point?
29. Insane recoil
30. Man on back of helicopter
31. Black Hawk Down ripoff
32. Lack of potato-throwing from Call of Duty 2
33. Not getting my damn checkpoints
34. Sniper Rifles not having real-time scopes
35. Shooting the hostage
36. Flesh wounds aren't acceptable
37. Why am I even on this plane!?
38. The Middle East
39. Russia
41. Shooting the Hind with an RPG
42. Didn't I play this level in multiplayer?
44. Chernobyl lol
45. MacMillan's leg
46. I'm invincible when holding someone on my back
47. Soap, go do this
48. Jackson, go do this
49. "Oorah"
50. "Semper Fi"

51. Over-cooking grenades
52. Not being awarded that blatant headshot
53. Rushing into claymores
54. "Planting claymore!"
55. "Cover me I'm reloadin'!"
56. "It's a draw, stand down Marines."
57. The host disconnecting
58. Search and Destroy
59. Spawning on a grenade
60. Spawning under an airstrike
61. Helicopter killing you through a window
62. Headquarters' choice of spawning.
63. N00B Tube
64. Martyrdom perk
65. Last Stand perk
66. Juggernaut perk
67. Stopping Power perk
68. Lag
69. Bog is bog
70. Inability to flank on Downpour
72. Campers
73. Campers with the UAV Jammer perk and a silencer.
74. 12 year olds and younger
76. Snipers (those glorified campers)
77. Bloc
78. M16A1
79. Being on the OpFor's side
80. MP44 (WWII style)
81. Not having gold weapons
82. Having a teammate call in a UAV during yours
83. Random grenades
84. Level 10, rank 55 prestigees
85. ACOG Scopes
86. Overgrown
87. Running out of breath after only sprinting for 5 seconds
88. Joining a match you just quit
90. Rubber knife
91. Homing knife
92. Enemies that just. Won't. Fucking. Die.
93. Enemies spawning behind me
94. Spawning in front of the enemy
95. Countdown
96. Getting stuck in doorways
97. Teammates blocking doorways
98. Grenades bouncing off of the smallest of somethings
100. Players that bitch about this game



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great Work For A Great Game :D

*Hats Off* to Mr. MoozipanCheese, I like it Alot

MoozipanCheese responds:

Thanks Mr. XKiraL.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hilarious and very true.

Except for Gaz, I kinda liked him. Otherwise quite funny. Any hints about what's hated in MW2 other than the SCAR-H?

MoozipanCheese responds:

Sure, here's a couple of points I've already got:

1. Prestige Edition Night Vision Goggles
2. Soap's mohawk
3. Controversial scenes
4. Griggs isn't in it :(
5. Ice climbing
6. "Danger Close"
7. Throwing Knife auto-target (always hits Shepherd's left eye)
8. Blood Splatter (eating jelly?)
9. Ghost
10. Ghost's face...?
11. Ghost's attitude
12. Patronising quotes (they return)

Feel free to suggest some multiplayer points.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


but dis the sas they work very hard

MoozipanCheese responds:

I work much harder. ;)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

MW2 video?

Time for you to make "We Hate Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2" LOL maybe. no pressure or anything.

MoozipanCheese responds:

Yeah, I've already started. Hopefully I'll have it done by the end of December.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

Im sad

COD4 rules and its not hard i beat veteran sure i do that stuff grenades just deal with it dont hav to make a hate video

MoozipanCheese responds:

It's not a hate video. It's a satirical video made to highlight the stupidity of people who complain about the most trivial of things by exaggerating them. If you read the description/noticed point 100 you'd understand that it was just a bit of fun. So you pretty much walked into my trap and proved your ignorance by yourself.

Good job. :)