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30 Arcata, CA Man


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  • Ages 21–35
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My details

Last online
Sep 11
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
My self-summary
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When people think I'm putting on a charade, I'm usually being honest. When others think I'm being real, I feel like a phony. Always misunderstood. Always willing to misunderstand. As Helena Bonham Carter once said, 'if you do what you do and don't feel like a faker, you're deluding yourself.'
What I’m doing with my life
I find that many people fret about the trajectory of their lives. I am no enemy of ambition, but rather an advocate of serendipity. Sometimes, I choose to sleep late into the afternoon. Other days, I wake before sunrise. Once in a blue moon, I seize an opportunity I should've let pass. Other times, I mount a wave of euphoria, abandon my predilections, and follow the volcano until the lava hardens. In essence, my schedules, tastes, desires, and goals fluctuate in direct correlation with my location in the world, my state of being, and my hunger status.
I’m really good at
nothing and mediocre at many things. I'm especially bad at talking about myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is my stoic mustache and my brash irony. But I'm often clandestine, avoiding detection.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like to read trashy romance novels, transcendental poetry, graphic novels, children's books, existential philosophy, and economic theory. I prefer mockumentaries and short films (my televisionary attention span is scant). I like to eat chewable vitamins, Indian food, and anything with tahini.
The six things I could never do without
Why does there have to be six?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why I don't have anything to think about. Or I guess I could say the biogeographic distribution of carnivorous, aquatic plants.
On a typical Friday night I am
wondering what a typical Friday night is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I have wrinkles behind my ears. Also, sometimes when I chew, my jaw makes a subtly obnoxious clicking sound.
You should message me if
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you're interested and/or interesting.