Being handsome is not easy. You've constantly got people fawning over you, it's hard to find shirts that can properly contain your rippling muscles, and there's the constant threat of Matthew McConaughey usurping your authority.

I propose that all ensemble cast projects that are green lit in Hollywood henceforth be helmed by Jimmy Kimmel. That way, instead of unwatchable crapfests like He's Just Not That Into You or Valentine's Day, we would have "I'm F*cking Ben Affleck: The Movie" to keep the A-listers busy.