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Dallas Cowboys Q and A

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.


A. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Dr.Billy
Graham have in common?


Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a
dollar bill!

Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody remembers and we can't seem to find out!

Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?

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