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Penile humor and the First Amendment


Well, at least Michigan is safe from televised jokes told by a human penis. The First Amendment doesn’t protect that penis according to a decision (PDF file) by the Michigan Court of Appeals.

Seems Timothy Huffman produced a program called “Tim’s Area of Control” on a public access cable channel in Grand Rapids, Mich. One episode, that aired between 10:30 and 11 p.m., included a three minute segment where “a flaccid penis and testicles marked with facial features” was the only thing on camera. A voice-over identified the “character” as “Dick Smart” and gave “purportedly humorous commentary” by the penis. (Purportedly may be a good description, as the commentary consisted of jokes like, “I was in the army ya know, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn’t do much, ya know what I mean? I just hung around.”)

Huffman was charged with and convicted of violating a statute banning “open or indecent exposure.” On appeal, he claimed that simply televising the image of a naked penis was not an exposure covered by the statute. Wrong, said the court:

While we agree that a televised exposure is qualitatively different than a physical exposure, we note that, in some ways, it can be more offensive and threatening. While a person might minimally suspect that some stranger might expose himself in a public forum, to be subjected to a televised exposure in the privacy of a home is likely a more shocking event. Further, defendant’s exposure, while televised, was likely more of an immediate close up than would occur if he had been physically present with those subject to his exposure. The Dick Smart character portrayed on TV screens was likely larger than life and it continued for fully three minutes, much longer than would have likely been allowed [in a public square].

Apparently, unwilling viewers are so enchanted by the image of a penis telling a joke that they cannot reach the remote to change channels or hit the off button, let alone get their arse off the couch to go the television itself. And if the size of the portrayal is important, does this not depend on the television owned by any particular person? Does this mean viewers who can afford big screen TVs are more likely to be victimized than those who can’t? Likewise, if the length of the portrayal is a factor, let’s hope a prosecutor never picks up an art magazine or book or even something like Vanity Fair. Did you know that printed images can be bigger than life and you can’t turn the damn things off? All you can do is maybe turn the page or close the book or magazine. Still, that’s as much, if not more, work than pushing a button or two on a remote.

Huffman also claimed he was merely exercising his free speech rights. The court said, though, that his conviction had nothing to do with suppressing speech. The “Dick Smart segment is not proscribed because of any message that it conveys; others engaged in similar conduct but having no message whatsoever would be similarly proscribed. Further, the requirement of some minimal clothing does not deprive Dick Smart of his message; it simply makes that message slightly less graphic.”

Ah, that’s it, the meaning of any particular expression is not affected if you simply render it “slightly less graphic.” Thus, putting a fig leaf on Michelangelo’s statue of David does not impact the essence of the expression. (Or you could do what the city in which I reside did for years — turn the statue so no one driving by it could see the front). Likewise, the impact of Saving Private Ryan and Schindler’s List would not change if they were slightly less graphic.

Undoubtedly, distinctions can be drawn between showing penises, breasts or whatever on television or film compared to static artistic renditions or the films mentioned above. At bottom, though, these are distinctions without difference. As the opinion seems to concede, this is not a case of obscenity (which is not afforded First Amendment protection) or a threat to the government or public order. Nor is this the dire moral peril posed by Janet Jackson’s nipple being exposed to a national television audience for seconds.

I am far from a libertine but this decision seems to illustrate the hypocrisy in defining “activist judges” as those “making” law instead of applying the intent of the law. The ultimate result of such an approach is to subsume logical legal analysis in the fallacy that no protection exists because there’s no way the drafters of the First Amendment ever envisioned someone showing their penis on some fancy box that transmits moving pictures. Moreover, as illustrated above, the logical extension of this approach is to other forms of media. Virtually any library in the country would be at risk given what they contain. I guess a penis telling bad jokes on TV is dangerous.

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  • bhw


    I’d bet that this is one of the unintentionally funniest lines written in the annals of law.

    Oooh, scary big flacid penis!

  • Tim Huffman

    Thank you very much for the wonderful article having to do with my Free Speech case in Grand Rapids, Mi. over Dick Smart the so-called “talking penis”. I appreciate the positive “exposure” and will frequent this site again.

  • Sally

    This Timothy Huffman is NOT a nice person at all. I don’t mind humor using a talking penis on cable TV, seen it done in the past and was quite humorous, however, this person also goes into a Widow & Widowers Chatroom on the computer and taunts people with unkind remarks about their dead spouses. He doesn’t have any respect for people grieving the loss of their loved ones. He calls it “free speech” continues relentlessly when asked to stop and says he has a right to visit a public room and say whatever he wants. I call it unbecoming, harrassment and totally unnecessary. Sally

  • Steve

    Only in Grand Rapids could a channel-surfing cable TV subscriber be allowed to masquarade as a “victim” of a sex crime (indecent exposure). The case ought to be subtitled “When depictions of penises attack…

  • Tim Huffman

    Thanks for the post!