Girls Scouts Release Lip Balms To Torture Cookie Fans

We never thought it would come to this, but we're officially miffed at the Girl Scouts. First they decided to only release their delicious cookies for a limited time, and now they're putting out lip balms that smell like Thin Mints, Trefoils, Tagalongs, Do-si-dos, and Samoas. You can buy the lip balms individually or in a set of five for $5 at Walmart and Claire's, but we wouldn't. While some are excited that "you won't put on any extra pounds by wearing them" we're into eating the cookies, calories be damned. Being forced to smell the cookies all day when they won't be available for months would be tortuous.