CBS bans exposure of cleavage, ‘puffy’ parts at the Grammys, mockery ensues

The Grammy Awards show will air this Sunday on CBS. But this year, there are a lot of body parts that won’t be aired out on the red carpet or on stage, if CBS wardrobe czars have any say in the matter. The network issued an Onion-worthy memo banning naughty bits, cracks, and “puffy” parts:


Is it too litte, too late?

Ploy or no?

Former Pussycat Dolls singer Nicole Scherzinger advises: “Keep it sassy, but classy!”


Well, it turns out the same memo was issued by CBS last year. And duly ignored: