Stephen Colbert Bravely Defends the Useless Art of Cursive

Recently, the Department of Education released a new set of common core standards that will no longer require schools to teach students how to write in cursive. Oh, no! Now how are precocious young girls supposed to portray accuracy when they stay up late writing old-timey plays as they pretend to be Jo from Little… » 12/05/13 11:10am 12/05/13 11:10am


The cursive alphabet lies in a hospital bed, its lettered chest rising and falling less and less with each breath. Sometimes you think that it's stopped breathing altogether, but then suddenly, somewhere around the twisted letter G, appears a terrible shutter and it begins all over again. » 4/04/13 10:50am 4/04/13 10:50am