<![CDATA[Math Is Fun Forum / animal jokes]]> 2006-04-26T19:42:13Z FluxBB http://www.mathisfunforum.com/viewtopic.php?id=3474 <![CDATA[Re: animal jokes]]> I actually remember the exact moment I told it to my mother... Funny how some stuff just sticks right?

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<![CDATA[Re: animal jokes]]> I'd heard the second one before, but the first one was funny.

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<![CDATA[Re: animal jokes]]> Ditto, me too! big_smile

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<![CDATA[Re: animal jokes]]> haha, knew the first one, but the second was great big_smile

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<![CDATA[animal jokes]]> A duck wadles into a grocery store.
"got any gwapes?" the duck asks the owner.
"Nope, sorry I don't sell grapes."
Dissapointed, the duck leaves.
The next day the duck comes in again and asks "got any gwapes?"
"No I told you yesterday I don't sell grapes."
The duck leaves.
The third day the duck returns and asks "Got any gwapes?"
Exasperated the owner yells "NO! I told you I don't sell grapes! And if you ask me again I'm gonna staple your feet to the floor!"
The forth day the duck returns. "Yes?" the owner asks.
"Got any staples?"
"Got any gwapes?"


Panda walks into a resturant and orders a meal. The food is brought to him and he sits there eating his food peacefully. When he's finished he wipes his mouth, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter. He then calmly strolls out of the resturant.
A moment later the waiter stumbles out of the resturant and says "hey what the heck'd ya do that for?"
suprised the panda turns to him and says "I'm a panda, don't you know what a panda is?"
"Uh not really" the waiter replied as the panda walked off.
The waiter was taken to the hospital and his wound was treated. Finally when he was well enough to go home he opened his dictionary to find out what a panda was. Panda: A large black and white marsupial that eats shoots and leaves.

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