Doug Hutchison, 51, is an actor who you may recognize from his role as one of the creepy Dharma Initiative members on Lost, as a creep on X-Files, or, actually, maybe you don't recognize him at all. Regardless, he married 16-year-old Courtney Stodden over the weekend, and our collective minds were blown by the overall weirdness of story: the 35-year age difference, how Courtney's parents gave permission for her to get married, and why in the world a sixteen year old girl looks like she's thirty. Then Anderson Cooper caught wind of the commotion and went off.