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#18 - legayunicorn (10/27/2013) [-]
I don't understand why it is so bad to take your baby into the liquor store.

If someone ever tells me I am bad for taking my baby into the liquor store to get some wine, I am going to tell them "Okay, let me just leave him unattended in a car where he can be kidnapped or be exposed to harmful -for him- elements. OR I can just dump him off at a friend's house so they can deal with my sensitive, crying, energetic baby (All babies are like that usually) because I don't want to corrupt him from something he won't even remember or just because bottles of Jack Daniels and Wine is a major corrupter for children. But obviously that would only be bad if I didn't teach them good morals, like parents are supposed to do."

Plus good liquor stores can be really cool. When I was ten or eleven, my sister, me, and my cousin we're going to see Alice in Wonderland and we stopped by a huge premium liquor store. It was the coolest thing ever.
User avatar #19 to #18 - chuca (10/27/2013) [-]
"jimmy why are you an alcoholic?"

"because when i was 3 months old my mother brought me into a liquor store to buy a bottle of wine."
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