1. someone with their head twisted so far up their own fucking ass that they can't see an economic crisis when they see it
2. someone with their head so far up GODS ass that they dont realize that killing is killing whether or not its a grown person or a cluster of cells smaller than the ball at the head of a pin
3. someone without the self-respect to be a democrat, or far too unintelligent to figure out that being republican is the shits of the universe, and that they are the shit of the universe for existing
1. Most Republicans can't see past the cash far enough to benefit the common man.
2. Wow, those Republicans sure can't seem to figure out whether they're being idiotic on their stance of abortion, or whether they're being dip shits about their stance on execution, because any rational bug on the face of the planet can see that they cant' have it both ways.
3. Huh, that Republican is soooooooooooo Republican.
A psychological condition, and corresponding diagnosis, indicated for a person who displays or exhibits the following signs or symptoms:

1. An inordinate concern for his/her own welfare, property, and/or wealth;

2. A disturbing disregard or dismissal of the welfare and material needs of others, a distinguishable anti-social personality disorder; and,

3. An unsteady and hypocritical view of the truth, requirements and demands of Christian religion.

A condition identical to and synonymous with derangement and child molestation.
Doctor 1: "I am serious! He would cannibalize his wife, bury his child alive, and rape and sodomize his mother if doing so would earn him a buck."

Doctor 2: "Oh dear! He's a republican. He should be in a mental hospital . . . , or prison."
by Bill Beck O'Hannity March 29, 2010
A republican is the type of person who is a part of the ignorant of the masses, and really is not doing anything for the good of the country. They think that they are the "patriotic ones", but is killing the innocent a patriotic idea? Are usually pro-life people but support the death penalty and for no reason, being in Iraq and being responsible for the death of the innocent. Like George Dubya Bush, and think turning the USA into Big Brother's house is the path of succes for America. These people should be considered dangerous and stuipd, and should be tried for crimes against humanity, integration of church and state, and violations to the US Constitution.
Today, Republicans voted for Dubya to go into office because they are bible-loving phanatics and nazi pro-lifers.
by Cyl February 08, 2006




Jack: Why, are you a republican?

Redneck: No, I'm an asshole
by Piccolo48 March 03, 2010


Modern Democrat = Traditional Definition Republican

Modern Repubican = Imperial
by TheSagelySavant September 08, 2004
The closest form of human zombie in existence.
Model of Comparison between Republican and Zombie:
Angry- both
Homophobic- Just Republicans
Racist- also just Republicans

According to legend both also carry very small penises.
by uzi killer September 18, 2011
A sadist who exhibits highly overblown levels of nationalism, which can be reasonably compared with the behavior seen in the early years in Nazi Germany. Usually works in the interest of the wealthy while fighting to strip the government of any and all programs that assist the poor.
At the Presidential debate, Ron Paul (R-TX) was asked a hypothetical healthcare question about a young, 20 yr. old, healthy guy who decides not to pay for health insurance because he thinks he doesn't need it. The moderator asked: Well what happens to the young man if something devastating happens and he needs medical care? Will you just let him die? Multiple audience members yelled out: "YEA!!" while clapping ferociously and chanting. Wow, that Republican doesn't care about Americans. They don't want to reform healthcare, they just want us to die of we can't pay. What a bunch of disgusting sadists.
by AnonymouslyMyself September 12, 2011

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