Stuff The Disciples Couldn’t Bear To Hear…

As it was in the days of Apple, so it will be in the days of the Son of Man; they were eating and drinking, Facebooking and making videos on their smartphones up to the day that the stars will be falling from the sky, and the powers in the heavens will be shaken.

Uh-huh. Behold, the Smartphone Apocalypse!

Search your feelings. You know this to be true.