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RE: Here's an idea
By Misty Dingos on 12/14/2007 8:15:24 AM , Rating: 4
That is just silly. America just needs to kill all the bad people.

Determining who is bad is the hard part.
Here is a guide line I have worked up. If you compare the people that you think are bad against the list you may find they really aren’t bad at all.

Osama = Bad (kind of the gold standard for bad)
People that think having sex with a child is cool = bad just freaking bad
People that think that if you don’t believe like they do means they should kill you = bad
People that kill own children because they didn’t wear a scarf = bad
People that kill people because they didn’t like who they married = bad
People that kill people because they don’t want to be with them anymore = bad
People that cut you off on the freeway = no not bad really I mean it they aren’t bad
People that drink and drive = oh I want them to be bad but they probably aren’t
People that run into buildings with bombs strapped to their chests = bad
Illeagal aliens = not bad but if they want to stay here they need to do lots of paperwork and learn to speak the language
People that think killing a bunch of people in a shopping mall or school or church or synagogue or mosque or restaurant or well anywhere before killing themselves = bad very bad (mostly for getting the murder before the suicide part, a personal note to those considering the above act of violence, please just skip the murder part and do us all a favor and go right to the suicide part)
Idiot Liberals = unfortunately not bad just stupid
Wacky overzealous conservatives = again not bad just stupid
People that think people are the worst thing ever to happen to the planet = not bad but in need of real education
People that believe blindly in global warming = not bad just dumb
People that blindly deny global warming = not bad just dumb
Looney paranoid conspiracy nut lesbian talk show hosts = tragically not bad just really disturbed and in need of mental help
Drugged out conservative radio talk show hosts = no not bad but can be funny when stoned on the air
Canadian newscasters masquerading as American newscasters = not bad but should probably be deported
US presidents that think oral sex isn’t “actually” sex and think that dealing with terrorism means throwing a couple of billion dollars of Tomahawk missiles at empty terrorist training camps = nope not bad , just sad
US presidents that declare wars over before they even really get started = nope not bad just really foolish
People that think the new Bionic Woman was good = BAD just joking the show is bad though really bad
People that don’t agree with some or all of this list = Nope they are not bad they might even be able to think for themselves which is good

RE: Here's an idea
By Etsp on 12/14/2007 9:10:48 AM , Rating: 2
You forgot one:
People who kill those who disagree with them because they disagree with them = bad

RE: Here's an idea
By Misty Dingos on 12/14/2007 9:25:30 AM , Rating: 2
You are most correct. I did.
And I will have to add one myself.
People that kill people that try to help them = Bad

A friend of mine was stabbed in the back by his sister's boyfriend when he tried to resolve a family argument over $20.

My friend died and his sister still supports the boyfriend. Sometimes I just don't understand people.

