Though you may look like a complete dork wearing Google Glass, it's the capital-F future realized in the most overtly futuristic way possible. That means people are going to be interested in this thing. That means once guys realize what they can do with it, they'll just use it in any way possible to get laid. Or watch sports while trying to get laid. Or play video games while trying to get laid. Or talk to their buddies while trying to get laid.

This hilarious short video by Dartanion London basically breaks down what most guys will end up doing with Google Glass. A devolution of man into just the Internet version of themselves, basically. [DartanionLondon]