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A video game is an electronic device that manipulates the brain of a person - a secret weapon used by the Interpol to cunningly fuck the living daylights out of people. It was traditionally known as Our Secret Weapon To Bring Corruption To An End Lol Rofl Lmao but the term was eventually dumped for being too "revealing" - so to speak. Thus, a smartass coined the term Video Game and it got stuck.

The video game term has been used to note a typical game from the computer or television to be played excessively by people who seem undisputed by the fact that the games they are playing are the reason why the Germans are always trying to kill us. Much controversy over video games has been duly noted by numerous politics but we know the truth - they're just useless fucks who are trying to ruin another chance of us succeeding in life - perhaps video games are the reason to why politics are such dumb trolls over video games.

The device attached or brought together with a typical Video game is often commonly known as a game controller or input device, also known to the Youth society as Shitty useless dildo thing why the fuck is it stuck to my Xbox 360 get it out of here it looks stupid dude!. It plays a huge role to lengthen the popularity of a video game and has since been looked upon as a part of the video gaming system, much to the disapproval of the Youth society. However, nobody cares. For instance, a typical game controller of a video game from a computer consists of a keyboard and a mouse, that is, unless you are Achmed The Great, who uses his virgins instead.

Video games are also used to promote activity and interaction among people - but this has been looked by others as a failure of history.

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This artificially created device was patented and was used to further excite their targets without the need to rape them anally and gained popularity after Wikileaks became an ass and leaked the "confidential" news to the media. The Interpol will ever since then, hang their heads in shame at their unforgivable mistake of leaking such a powerful weapon to the population of America.


edit Function

Girl germs
A former source of entertainment for males before video games were developed.







edit Mathematical terms with Video Games


\dfrac{A+B+74\alpha\,}{43,000*l337-666} =  Video Games Suck

A: Responsibility-free parents

B: Impressionable children

\alpha\,: Video games

edit Video games in relation to saving America

Video games save america (edited)
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