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FBLA made a New Year’s resolution to get more in touch with pop culture in 2007 (we like an achievable goal–our reach exceeds our grasp by about three feet) and thus, are not only TiVoing American Idol, we’re selecting the more extra-special recaps for you guys.(And recappers: post should be shorter than actual show.)

LAist They sound like rejects from KBIG or KOST 103.5.

The Evil Beet: Paula seems sober, Ryan Seacrest needs to decide if he’s gay or straight, Sanjaya’s most likely to go home.

TWOP: Chris’s backtalk threw Simon off for a few moments. Which is scary as hell.

Rudy Cardenas looked like a Mexican Clay Aiken.

BlogCritics: Why haven’t these contestants learned that unless you ARE Whitney, Mariah, Celine, or Stevie, do not sing their music.

TVGasm: Phil Stacey: Penis Head or Alien Head?