"SEX AND RELIGION ARE THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT TOPICS ION THE WORLD!"The man who shall save newspapers is back with another newspaper-saving memo! Possibly written while under the influence of ibogaine! This time Tribune's Chief Innovation Of New Ways To Make Bongs Officer Lee Abrams is doing what he does best: showering a far-flung newspaper with ideas about how they should do their job, according to none other than career radio man Lee Abrams. "What does Pravda say about our economy?" "Poker is the 21st Century Bridge." Think about it, newspaperpeople! This is hands-down the BEST LEE ABRAMS MEMO YET: And now, Lee Abrams' suggestions to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel:
We practice this theory daily.
"Insurgents Retake Southern Areas Of Fallujah (TWO STARS!)"
Heh, "reefer." But how about some new stories, Lee—things our readers haven't heard before?
*SCAM PATROL. Identity theft...Infomercials that are questionable...Nigerian 419 scams...they're everywhere. We need to inform and BUST these 21st century menaces. It's REAL...It's NOW. *POKER. I know the Sun Sentinel does this. It's HOT. Poker is the 21st Century Bridge.
Why do we love you so, Lee Abrams?
[Daily Pulp via Romenesko]