all 141 comments

[–]QuestionableCheese 213 points214 points ago

Yep, just like in the NBA; Travel to the net, then flop and look for a foul.

[–]randomdave402 26 points27 points ago

Ya gotta play it up for the refs.

[–]Wolfeh56 9 points10 points ago

Don't forget to grunt/yell while you flop

[–]waz12 6 points7 points ago


[–]PokemonMaster619 9 points10 points ago

Oh, so he's going to play for Miami Heat?

[–]h989 2 points3 points ago

He's definitely going to make it on Shaqtin A Fool! Watch out Javal Mcgee you got some competition.

[–]sdotdiggr 1 point2 points ago

Foul... JR Smith untied his shoes first!

[–]Soccadude123 0 points1 point ago

He must have taken lessons from the Miami heat school of flopping.

[–]ddshyphen 0 points1 point ago

[–]twblan02 0 points1 point ago

[–]Jordan-311 2 points3 points ago

I thought that was soccer?

[–]WhereLibertyisNot 55 points56 points ago

Only daddy can slam dunk on his liberator sex ramp.

[–]stlcardinal9 17 points18 points ago

That's a woman.

[–]WhereLibertyisNot 25 points26 points ago

Only mommy gets slam dunked on the sex ramp.

[–]Cycloptichorn 4 points5 points ago

mmmmmaybe it is

[–]thisismyworkact -2 points-1 points ago

Oh Snap!

[–]RectalSpectrum 1 point2 points ago

I'm at work so I'm not going to google it. What is a liberator sex ramp? How does a ramp intensify the experience of sex?

EDIT - Guys. It makes total sense now. It's not a whole ramp that you could drive up it's just a small wedge that goes under the girl's pelvis for easier access. Seriously considering buying one and trying it out.

[–]WhereLibertyisNot 0 points1 point ago

Basically just a gym mat repurposed for sexual positions. Apparently it makes certain positions more comfortable/feasible. And then the kids you make on it can play on it.

[–]RectalSpectrum 0 points1 point ago

Ok thanks. I still can't really imagine what a ramp can do to improve any position. Definitely going to google this when I get home.

[–]raptorz7000 -2 points-1 points ago

What exactly is a liberator sex ramp?

[–]Ipad207 13 points14 points ago

Oh it's this O.P

[–]DerpDerpityDerpDerp 3 points4 points ago

a repost from a guy who reposted his own post 3 months ago.

[–]Miles_Longer 32 points33 points ago

How else was this going to end with a two foot gap between him and the hoop?

[–]JANichols89 79 points80 points ago

If only there were some way he could get the ball in the hoop without being right next to it.

[–]helpmymotherboard 21 points22 points ago


[–]CaptainKurls 2 points3 points ago

MJ did it

[–]donaldfick 0 points1 point ago

He did trip over a jeep. Grandma should have cleared the ramp first.

[–]zxof -2 points-1 points ago

white man can't jump?

[–]essar612 11 points12 points ago

Is that a liberator?

[–]es420 -3 points-2 points ago

oh god! can't unsee.

[–]kid-karma 12 points13 points ago



[–]Twidbin 9 points10 points ago

This is a repost. I posted this like 4 months ago. OP is on a reposting roll today

[–]hey_harmonica 0 points1 point ago

You win some, you lose some.

[–]truthlesshunter 4 points5 points ago

The bucks have already drafted him first overall in this year's draft

[–]Milstar 6 points7 points ago

White men can't jump.

[–]megaozojoe 1 point2 points ago


[–]Eating_sweet_ass 1 point2 points ago

Maybe the WNBA

[–]iGonnaButterYoBread 1 point2 points ago

Glad to see that the children get to play on the Liberator

[–]thehappygrape 2 points3 points ago

[–]bryanedds 2 points3 points ago

White kids can't jump.

[–]Kevadimundi 2 points3 points ago


[–]Stalked_Like_Corn 1 point2 points ago

He's white, just teach him to pass.

[–]Mephisto__ 1 point2 points ago

I was hoping this would get posted.

[–]DannyPlox 1 point2 points ago

[–]maniakb416 2 points3 points ago

Know how I know this was a repost? Link was already grey.

[–]ericownsyou5 0 points1 point ago

Maybe the NFL... he caught it!

*Edit: He's white, more likely MLB.

[–]paulja 0 points1 point ago

The Knicks would take him.

[–]tcatron565 0 points1 point ago

Tonight on America's Funniest Home Videos...

[–]Jewbe 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he is a great flopper

[–]Cycloptichorn 0 points1 point ago

I lol'd

[–]Superhiro101 0 points1 point ago

At least we can prove that white men can't jump from birth it isn't a learned reponse

[–]Theczarcasticone 0 points1 point ago

JaVale McGee 2.0

[–]Dourdough 0 points1 point ago

[–]burblyfe 0 points1 point ago

Looking more like a future wheelchair basketball player from where I'm sitting

[–]RagingSlowbro 0 points1 point ago

[–]godmin 0 points1 point ago

I was gonna say the timing on this post is very close to the /r/montageparodies post made not too long ago.

[–]milestonex 0 points1 point ago

He was lebroning

[–]express16a 0 points1 point ago

you can get into college two ways: sports or school. Looks like this kid just chose the tough route.

[–]isitsafe15 0 points1 point ago

He should hang out with this kid and get some pointers.

[–]bulletv1 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget to give credit to the proper source OP.

[–]MrZulog 0 points1 point ago

It seems like soccer is his sport

[–]funkmastamatt 0 points1 point ago

Even babies are getting in on the lebronning.

[–]OmniaII 0 points1 point ago

[–]iMorfin93 0 points1 point ago

There is a reason why white people don't play basketball...

[–]ekraincg 0 points1 point ago


[–]z3ntropy 0 points1 point ago

Blake Griffin, the early years

[–]TimmyThreeThumbs 0 points1 point ago

The fouls only work if you're a super star. That's who makes the league their money. If you're a nobody bench player don't expect any call. If your Lebron, you may travel, commit offensive fouls then have the defense called for "reaching". And they wonder why NBA is losing fans and the NHL is gaining them.

[–]Jinny1 0 points1 point ago

This needs one of those Mortal Kombat or Chun Li/Blanka sprites knocking him down things done to him.

(The sentence above is written terribly as a result of my not having coffee this morning, but I hope somebody knows what the hell I'm talking about.)

[–]i_run_far 0 points1 point ago

He's Lebroning already. A kid on top of the latest trends.

[–]Tsmart 0 points1 point ago

Lebron James be like

[–]tisdue 0 points1 point ago

"Boy Hibbert"

Pre-Edit: Fuck you. Do better.

[–]Shiroi_Kage 0 points1 point ago

[–]TFiPW 0 points1 point ago

Is that your child too?

[–]Exodus111 0 points1 point ago

But it is not this day.

[–]smuf 0 points1 point ago

Parent of the year, height almost equals the kid's, on one of those plastic baskets that could not have carried him anyway......

[–]ernieche 0 points1 point ago

white kids can't jump or walk?

[–]Ohhg 0 points1 point ago

Somebody put this in reverse!

[–]RacistParrot 0 points1 point ago

This is probably going to be buried, but what do you call a bench full of white people?


[–]DodgerLalo 0 points1 point ago

Bad pass by Billie Jean King

[–]bazingaguy723 0 points1 point ago

He forgot to press the A button.

[–]Francoiscaleb 0 points1 point ago

I'm blaming this one on the coach...

[–]edwardkenwayyargh 0 points1 point ago

Thats how shaq played.

[–]optimus_phine 0 points1 point ago

Knew it was gunna be a joke as soon as I saw a white kid in the thumbnail.

[–]haynick31 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a white LeBron!

[–]Danjb1992 0 points1 point ago

Where the fuck did that second toy car come from??

[–]Shootudowwwwn 0 points1 point ago

[–]Mondeh 0 points1 point ago

lmfao, he had high hoops and crushed dreams

[–]Bluegir12 0 points1 point ago


[–]your_new_stepdaddy 0 points1 point ago


[–]HardKase 0 points1 point ago

White kids can't jump

[–]risari0 0 points1 point ago

the next derrick rose

[–]yupmarmot 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he recovered pretty well.

[–]messy_monster 0 points1 point ago

What a little fucking retARD, HOPE HE DIES

[–]Myopiniondontcount 0 points1 point ago

would be perfrct for the miami floppers

[–]dageekywon 0 points1 point ago

Sacramento Kings should recruit him now....

[–]endless_sleep 0 points1 point ago

Shaqtin' a Fool: pre-school edition

[–]Ralffy 0 points1 point ago

[–]Cartmanhatesme 0 points1 point ago

Darko Milicic

[–]meadwelly 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this is appropriate.

[–]juicyspace 0 points1 point ago

White kids can't jump.

A Spike Lee Joint

[–]TheEasterHitler -1 points0 points ago


[–]Ciffside -1 points0 points ago

He flops almost as well as Lebron!

[–]DaRaceCardShark -3 points-2 points ago

yer kid is white - he is not gonna play in the NBA

[–]Gamefreak4 -1 points0 points ago

Thank you for making my day!

[–]SeryaphFR -1 points0 points ago

The boy didn't fully commit!

[–]Pirkey -1 points0 points ago

I was expecting greatness. Was not disappointed.

[–]ak_toxik -1 points0 points ago

Kendrick Perkins II in the making

[–]evanmc -1 points0 points ago

This is why you can't play basketball while driving a car.

[–]feierstr -1 points0 points ago

Yep, he is white

[–]amoore12 -1 points0 points ago

The little kid stagger step is a clear indicator that something is about to go wrong.

[–]JMan604 -1 points0 points ago

That's Luke Walton lol

[–]Mevalemadre -1 points0 points ago

I can see this kid playing murderball before basketball.

[–]ms-lorem-ipsum -1 points0 points ago

Parenting done right: How to teach your kid the dangers of not putting toys away.

[–]Starguy310 -1 points0 points ago

I was actually expecting him to do something awesome!

[–]adgilfillan -1 points0 points ago

Bobcats first-overall pick 2032.

[–]sour_cereal -1 points0 points ago

The sport you're looking for is soccer.

[–]Phoequinox -1 points0 points ago

I like to imagine this is a scene from Arrested Development with Michael and George Michael.

[–]atanos -1 points0 points ago

[–]the_hardest_thing -1 points0 points ago

What are those pads? Where do I find em for the home?!! Those are sick!

[–]biofresh93 -1 points0 points ago

If he grows up to be 7 ft tall, he still might just be able to.

[–]peanutbaron -1 points0 points ago

Good hustle.

[–]Dont____Panic -1 points0 points ago


[–]esoteric_enigma -1 points0 points ago

At least he caught the ball. That's something, I guess.

[–]HandsomeMcfancy -1 points0 points ago

how many times am I going to see this on the front page? Answer: 3

[–]ChaoticHavok -1 points0 points ago

So he's been watching Lebron play?

[–]gl00pp -1 points0 points ago

The lesbian aunt is at fault...That was a bad pass....

[–]xmasonx -1 points0 points ago

For a second i thought he was about to be a successful soprano.

[–]Zanvic -2 points-1 points ago

Maybe try Canada first.

[–]Bstylee -2 points-1 points ago

This is what happens when children grow up watching Lebron

[–]omnamename -3 points-2 points ago

This new "Lebroning" trend is really catching on with the wee ones.

[–]mycousinvinny99 -4 points-3 points ago

What an idiot haha