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Pierce: What is a period fairy?
Pierce: Does she still come?


Jeff: How old is he again?
Annie: 30-something I guess. He has a land-line and uses the world album.


Annie: There's a conspiracy here. A dark, vast conspiracy that just may that go all the way to the top.
Jeff: This is Greendale, Annie. If there is a conspiracy, it goes to slightly above the middle.


Abed: I'm like Robocop.
Annie: Yes. Cherise is a bad rowboat. Sink her.



Annie: Can we stop walking in slo-mo now?
Pierce: You guys are walking in slo-mo?

Britta: Guys go home and make socks with your name on it.
Annie: If a guy wants to make a puppet of me, that's hardly your concern.

I'm so glad this tragedy overshadowed Haiti. I couldn't think of anything for that.

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Sensible night, appropriate night.
Snow on ground, left and right.
Round yon purchase of decorative things.
Tolerant rewrite of carols to sing.
Function with relative ease,
Function with relative ease.

Shirley [sung to the tune of "Silent Night"]

Britta don't make jokes, you're bad at it!