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*NEW* Pointless Questions *NEW*

Hey y'all! This is my newest section...pointless questions! They are life's unanswerable questions. All of these first ones have been sent to me by Brian. Thanx Brian! If you have any of your own pointless questions send them to me at I hope you like!

Pointless Questions

How come wrong numbers are never busy?


Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


Why is it that night falls but day breaks?




Are part-time bandleaders semiconductors?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

Daylight savings time -- why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?


Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

How do you get off a nonstop flight?

How many weeks are there in a light year?


If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?



If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?


If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?





If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?



Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball games" when we are already there?


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