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#27 - sweetsighlullaby (01/15/2014) [-]
Generally, while I'm working at Subway, I am one of the most pleasant "sandwich artists" you can come by. I greet costumers politely and strive to remember the orders/names of regulars. That being said, there is one patron of Subway that I am almost completely unable to offer a smile to. Given my druthers, I'd deny her service. I have no problems with fat people; however, the blubbering, funky-smelling bitch that waddles her way into Subway every day to "treat" herself after her "intense" work out makes me damned impolite, boarding on irate. She always buys a chopped salad, which would be a healthy alternative to some of the other food on campus, if not for the steak, oven baked chicken, bacon, turkey, roast beef, pepperoni, salami, provolone salad she orders with just lettuce. No spinach, pepper, tomato, olive, or jalapeno. Just meat and lettuce drizzled with mayo, ranch, and Italian. I don't hate her because her order or weight, I hate her because once a week she complains that we " ****** up" her order and then we have to remake it, while she gets to keep and eat both in frony of us. TL;DR **** BARB.
#116 to #27 - tacticalbacon (01/16/2014) [-]
you work a subway?
#118 to #117 - tacticalbacon (01/17/2014) [-]
Do you have an account I could borrow? I need to thumb you up again
User avatar #121 to #118 - sweetsighlullaby (01/17/2014) [-]
Just for working at Subway? I feel special. Thumb for you tooo.
#122 to #121 - tacticalbacon (01/18/2014) [-]
Well I practically live at subway,I work a gamestop directly next to it, and I go into it every day for my 1 hour lunch break, and then I get it for dinner as well, I really eat nothing but subway, but for an odd reason my father refuses to go there, so he never comes over to my house.

Jesus, this is basically a book
User avatar #123 to #122 - sweetsighlullaby (01/18/2014) [-]
What do you get? I always get six inch steak and cheese on flat bread, provolone, toasted, green peppers then onions and lite mayo.
#124 to #123 - tacticalbacon (01/19/2014) [-]
I get a Jalapeno and cheese bread, toasted, with mixed meat, lettuce, tomato, olives, red onion, any cheese, with mayo, and sometimes sweet mustard.
User avatar #125 to #124 - sweetsighlullaby (01/20/2014) [-]
You have good taste
#126 to #125 - tacticalbacon (01/21/2014) [-]
yes, yes I do.
User avatar #127 to #126 - sweetsighlullaby (01/21/2014) [-]
Our subway has what it calls the quad of pain sandwich. Basically, jalapeno bread, hot sauce and saracha sauce, spicy italian meats, and jalapenos and banana peppers. sooo good
#128 to #127 - tacticalbacon (01/21/2014) [-]
damn, must have.
#94 to #27 - mutzaki (01/15/2014) [-]
You want her...taken care of?
User avatar #109 to #94 - sweetsighlullaby (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't condone murder on any scale... but if she had an accident I wouldn't be upset...
User avatar #110 to #109 - mutzaki (01/15/2014) [-]
I sure hope she doesn't fall on a bullet.
#112 to #110 - sweetsighlullaby (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm just hoping that her diet/lifestyle catches up to her like a blood-thirty ******* cheetah.
User avatar #114 to #112 - mutzaki (01/15/2014) [-]
Omg sweetsighlullaby, that's not a cheetah--that's a zebra.
User avatar #68 to #27 - improbablyyourdad (01/15/2014) [-]
Tell your manager shes conning you if she does this on a regular basis.
User avatar #111 to #68 - sweetsighlullaby (01/15/2014) [-]
Manager knows, we aren't allowed to say anything because technically we do "mess up" her order. She always says her order normal and picks a random thing that we "added without her consent". We aren't allowed to refuse service either unless she physically steals or gets violent with employees. Sucks.
#67 to #27 - velirosvo (01/15/2014) [-]
I'd like a 15cm Meatball Sub made of white bread with double meat and cheese. Pic almost related. Oh, and a diet coke. Thank you.
User avatar #30 to #27 - mcstorms (01/15/2014) [-]
That bitch needs to burn in hell. Keep doing what you're doing it's people like you that I go to my subway in the first place.
User avatar #33 to #30 - popnotes (01/15/2014) [-]
Wait, disregard that if you don't live near Austin, Tx, I thought there'd be others elsewhere but apparently not
User avatar #34 to #33 - mcstorms (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah I was about to say never heard of it.
#35 to #34 - popnotes (01/15/2014) [-]
So ******* good.
I wish they had them in Florida, that might be my only regret from moving.
User avatar #36 to #35 - mcstorms (01/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 to #30 - popnotes (01/15/2014) [-]
Go to Thundercloud subs
Subway is ******* ****
User avatar #62 to #32 - thundercloud (01/15/2014) [-]
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