The $487 Italian Selvedge Denim And Japanese Chambray Sleeping Bag

This is a $487 Italian selvedge denim and Japanese chambray sleeping bag. It features RiRi zippers and Horween Chromexcel pulls and tie down strap. Basically, it’s the fanciest fucking sleeping bag in the world. Why would you want to spend basically half a G on a sleeping bag? Because you can. If you can’t, just make fun of it as a ridiculous affectation that, while looking awesome in photos, probably isn’t even remotely comfortable and definitely not practical. Do you know how heavy denim is after it gets wet? What’s the shrinkage rate on this bad boy? I don’t want to wake up in my tent trapped in an artisanal cotton carbonite deathtrap all because I forgot to put the fucking rainfly up. I still want this shit though because FLEX.