FEZ creator, Phil Fish, thinks the DS and 3DS are a piece of ****

#1hydra_dragonPosted 3/24/2013 9:20:11 PM(edited)
On the Twitter:

"started playing my first monster hunter game last night. on 3DS. it's not exactly playable without that circle pad pro atrocity...i don't understand. why would you even release a game like that on a platform like that? why is it not out on let's say... vita? you know, the one where you could control the camera. it's too bad because MH looks like it's basically phantasy star online but not in space. and i love me some PSO. [sic]" Funny he should say that, considering that our review notes the unwieldiness of the Circle Pad Pro in most situations and how the L is more ideal, but whatevs. Different strokes and all.

"also, im so sick of this dual-screen clamshell bulls***. a 2nd screen adds NOTHING. it's a gimmick. 3D is a gimmick. it's too bad the vita isnt a bigger hit because hardware wise it's PERFECT. it has ONE AWESOME SCREEN, and TWO JOYSTICKS. there's never been a single DS or 3DS that didn't make me go 'i wish this was on a single screen'. and i've never played any game ever anywhere where i was like 'i wish this had a 2nd screen'. and absolutely f****** NOBODY ever went 'i wish this had 2nd screen that is smaller and a different aspect ration and touch but not 3D' the gameboy micro was the best handheld ever. i wish Nintendo would just make a slightly bigger more powerful GBAM-type thing.


He should just pony up and buy a CPP. Granted, it was dumb of Nintendo not to put it on the 3DS, and I hope they do next time along with multi-touch, if they continue the trend, but still. He sounds like a douche. He apparently bashed PC gamers and then put his game on Steam 9_9;

What is Fez?:
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#2bcorneliaPosted 3/24/2013 9:07:31 PM
I don't care about this person
This is an elite pirate
#3LinkMaster2703Posted 3/24/2013 9:08:49 PM
Why should I care about about some guy who released one minor indie hit on the worst system this generation?
#4DarthLaharlPosted 3/24/2013 9:11:14 PM
I don't even know what "FEZ" is...
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#5EmeralDragon23Posted 3/24/2013 9:12:25 PM
Never heard of FEZ <_<
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#6SolnotPosted 3/24/2013 9:13:40 PM
I never even heard of Phil the Fish before. Is he related to Fred the Flounder?
#7seriously_lolPosted 3/24/2013 9:15:30 PM
I agree for the most part. I love the games that are on the 3DS but I hate the system itself.
#8UmuruPosted 3/24/2013 9:16:51 PM
Honestly, I don't play many XBox or PC games, so I'm not sure I really understand the significance of this man's opinion.
#9KattrandPosted 3/24/2013 9:18:17 PM
I thought the twitter had a limit on the character number! This is too long to be on the twitter.

This topic is now about doughnuts... Mmmmmmmm Doughnuts!
#10RoksuPosted 3/24/2013 9:22:05 PM
He should play the psp version of MH on Vita then. Problem solved!
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