A string of nested stories tell the tale of why The Simpsons are spending the day at a cavern.

!! Tropes:

* AbsurdlyHighStakesGame: Burns and the Rich Texan waged their whole estates.
* FallenOnHardTimesJob: Mr. Burns working at Moe's. Burns actually considered it as a way to get ''up'' to ''zero''.
* SomethingCompletelyDifferent: A NestedStories-meets-TheRashomon style story