Lindsay Lohan Is The World's Saddest Party Crasher

America's favorite shame machine, Lindsay Lohan, has embarrassed herself yet again! This time, right after finishing her shoot for Playboy, she showed up at a party being held for the movie J. Edgar at the Roosevelt Hotel. The only problem? She wasn't invited. Look away now if you don't like to watch people throw their dignity in the trash, because a source said she really went all out to get in to the bash: "Lindsay was arguing with the security to let her in, dropping every celebrity's name to get in. She could be heard saying, ‘I have to go and see Leo.'" Amazingly she did manage to talk her way in, but the disgrace didn't stop there. "[S]he made everybody uncomfortable. She was aggressive and random, storming around. She tried to get to Leo, but he was surrounded by his security and a posse of his friends." Ouch! [New York Post]

  • Even though her marriage is done, Kim Kardashian wants to keep her engagement ring, and it seems she's going to fork over some serious cash for the privilege. Apparently Kim was such a fan of the 20.5-carat diamond ring that she had a clause put into the pre-nup that allowed her to buy the ring back from Kris Humphries at the original purchase price if the couple ever split. The ring cost about two million dollars (a price which literally hurts to think about), but since they divorced so quickly it's not even going to be much of a bargain for Kim because the ring hasn't had time to appreciate in value. Just one of the many heartbreaking facts about this divorce… [TMZ]
  • As if life wasn't exciting enough for the Kardashian clan, Kim's stepbrother Brody Jenner got hit in the head with a bottle last night in Hollywood—also at the Roosevelt Hotel, which seems to be some kind of mecca for trouble this weekend—as he tried to break up a fight between his girlfriend, Avril Lavigne, and another girl. Avril had left by the time police showed up, but Brody stuck around and talked to them. He's in no trouble and went to the hospital himself to get looked after. [TMZ]
  • Prince William and Kate Middleton are moving to London! They'll live in an apartment in Kensington Palace starting in 2013, which can only mean that she is pregnant or will someday be pregnant or will never be pregnant! They're currently living both in Wales and in a cottage on the palace grounds while the apartment, where Princess Margaret once lived, is being renovated. After they move in to their new digs, Prince Harry is going to take over their current cottage quarters—so start making your stalking plans now, all you Harry Hunters! [Yahoo!]
  • Poor old Robert Pattinson stays up nights wishing Kristin Stewart would cuddle with him. A source says he's "desperate for affection" and "is always worried about her leaving him." Why? "She will blow him off, and it makes him crazy." Sounds like a very healthy dynamic, you two! [Us Weekly]
  • Singer K.D. Lang appeared on an Australian comedian's podcast and was given a random question from the audience: "Justin Bieber, hot or not?" Lang didn't hesitate with her pretty hilarious answer: "Justin Bieber looks like a lesbian. So I'm going to say—hot as sh*t!" [Radar]
  • Crazypants White House party crasher and minor fameball, Michaele Salahi has been given a giant diamond ring by her boyfriend, Journey rocker Neal Schon. But don't worry, they're not engaged, the ring is only a "message of love." Phew? [TMZ]
  • Johnny Galecki, from the Big Bang Theory, has a very unsurprising revelation about Justin Timberlake, his costar in the film In Time: "He's a perfectionist. I was really impressed. He has a great instinct, whether he's on or off camera. I've never seen someone who had such success in another area of entertainment be so willing to work as hard as he does. He doesn't rest on any of those laurels." Sounds about right. [Parade]
  • PBS has discovered about an hour of previously unseen footage from an interview it conducted with Steve Jobs during the early 90s. They've decided to release the interview as a film which will hit theaters November 16th. [Radar]
  • Some sad sports news: boxing legend Joe Frazier has terminal liver cancer and is currently being treated at a hospice. [CNN]
  • Supernatural actor Jared Padalecki announced on Twitter that his dog Harley has died of cancer. Major sadface. [ONTD]