Because nobody should be forced to endure an entire 30 minutes of America's most overexposed family every Sunday night, I'll be watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians for you and reporting back with a clip of each episode's most cringeworthy 15 or so seconds.

Tonight, Kris was told (first by Kourtney and then by her husband, Bruce Jenner) that she wasn't as "present" as a mother for daughters Kendall and Kylie as she was for the older children, so she decided to remedy that by... embarrassing herself.

OK then. Until next week!