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25 San Diego, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:33am
White, Other
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am to relationships as a stray cat is to various people. I get petted, loved on and fed by multiple people, but ultimately I'm only responsible for me. I keep rats our of your basement in exchange for not shooting me as a trespasser.

Were I a sim, my traits would likely be: absent-minded, brave, can't stand art, childish, commitment issues, excitable, flirty, frugal, inappropriate, insane. light sleeper, loser, mooch, nurturing, party animal, perceptive, schmoozer, slob and unlucky.

I'm a professional Jack of All Trades. There's not much I would consider myself truly exceptional at, except childcare and driving I'm an exception to every rule, a volunteer at every event, a romantic and a rocker. I won't promise you the world, but I'll say really sweet things and touch your butt.

This profile may give the impression that I'm a shut in with no desire to have a social life. That's not exactly the case. If I had my way, I'd be in an awesome windowless basement apartment that sat under a very nice house where friends of mine came and went at their leisure.
I'm allergic to the outside world, and thusly endeavor to stay inside. However, I occasionally have to go see the outside, just to remind myself why I hate going outside.
Given a choice between going out and doing something, versus staying home with some hot pockets, netflix and cuddles: I'd pick the cuddles, every time.

Don't worry if I make no sense now. I'm way cooler in person.

Also note, I've filled in a LOT of questions on this site, and some of the answers are outdated. And I'm usually too lazy to fix that.

I am Smart, Thin, and Odd.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a houseboy. I do dishes, laundry, run errands, cuddle, entertain and so on. You're welcome to any portion of that which interests you. So is everyone else I think fondly of.

I say sweet and or spiritual things to strangers on the street. I talk with homeless people for a conversation and way to waste time for a while. I help people I've never met, because why not?
I’m really good at
Working with kids. It's kinda magical, and I definitely do not appear at first glance to be so skilled with children.

Knowing things. I'm a walking Wikipedia, I know something about pretty much everything. However, sometimes I know only a little, or my info is wrong or outdated.

Communicating in concepts and feelings, rather than the entirety of the meaning of a words. Sometimes to understand how you'd handle a situation, you have to understand how you feel about certain shades of blue.

I'm also rather good at massages, I like to give them and hone my skills. I like to receive them and relax.

I'm good at writing poetry. Make me happy and I'll slam down a sonnet on you. It'll rhyme too.

Handling the crap other people just don't want to do. Dishes, cleaning, errands: I'm like Alfred incarnate. I like having a handful of Batmens to care for.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Combat boots, a sniper's tongue. I tend to correctly use multi-syllabic words, and make snap judgements about people's character using absurd reasoning. (She used the phrase "that looks totally swag" therefore, I'm not sleeping with her: ever.)
That I'm really good with animals, and paradoxically don't care for them in the least, despite happily living as a pet.
That I follow my rules.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a fantasy fan. Salvatore makes me very happy.
Chuck Palahniuck does some very great work, I love his style and his content. Crooked Little Vein. Just got the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, LOVED it.

I like action movies with a plot, horror flicks with some artistic value, comedy movies that are original, and foreign films that bend rules.

Examples include "Let the Right One In", "THX 1138", "Aliens", "300", "Grindhouse/Deathproof", "Pulp Fiction", "Oldboy", "Thirst", "Shock Treatment", "Hedwig and the Angry Inch", "The Empire Strikes Back" things like that.

As for music, I'm a metal fan. But John Coultan's "SkullCrusher Mountain" was basically written about me.
I also like general rock and alternative.
Here's the artists on my Motorcycle playlist right now. KISS, Queen, David Bowie, Motley Crue, Billy Idol, Judas Priest, Michael Jackson, Prince, Warrant, Journey, Flogging Molly, Lady Gaga, Bullet for My Valentine, Hanoi Rocks, Dio, Coheed and Cambria, My Chemical Romance, Iron Maiden, Slaughter, Skid Row, Scorpions, Poison, Vixen, Manowar, Hammerfall, Nightwish, and Andrew WK.

Food: Mexican, (If we're north of LA and you call it Mexican food, and it fails to satisfy me...i don't know, but pain...lots of pain...), Italian, Sushi, Chinese, French, American (fatty and lovely)
The six things I could never do without
Video Games
Zeb The Great
Sensual expression
The Batman to my Alfred
+1 Perry the Platypus Sweater
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The way people think. What they know and how they process it. How someone I'm trying to help through a rough patch is doing, and how I can better help them. New D&D characters, silly things to do in various games.
Finding a way to just get my needs met, and how remarkably little I want from life.
On a typical Friday night I am
I try to have a life that exists day-to-day in such a way that it doesn't matter WHAT day it is that I'm doing any given thing. Although I try to take sundays off. It's a good spiritual practice. (Yes, athiests can have those. If I stringently deny any and all spirituality, I'm treating my athiesm as simple anti-religion, not lacking-religion, which I think would be to contradict myself. An athiest who "believes" is a liar, I think)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an alcoholic. Sober since 12/24/13
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to meet someone with an entertaining life and way of being, and express and share mutual comfort and intimacy (of varying degrees and sorts) If you want a lovely night with an attentive lover, or a long term cuddle-buddy/sewing circle friend.
You can use the proper gorram your/you're, and their/there/they're. (But no one cares about semi-colons.) Seriously, I've been known to not respond to people based solely on using the wrong "your". I'm that kind of guy sometimes.
If you want to walk the planes of madness with a native to the lands of insanity.
If you know the difference between Casual sex and being sexually liberated.