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--- New York Times, November 26, 1991
apple is a real company, unlike micro$oft.
by teh_applegoddess July 13, 2003
36 37
part of the fruits computer series
i much prefer the orange computer than the apple computer
by [boo-boo] July 01, 2003
14 12
A piece of junk, often used as a doorstop or paper weight. Also see shit or crap.
I'll trade you this paperclip for that apple computer.
by Wiseguy June 29, 2003
29 27
A computer-like object that tries to pretend that it is a PC. Instead, it is just an electronic toy controlled by a mouse with only one button. Disgraceful! Commonly referred to as a Macintrash, Crapintosh, or Macintrash (because of Macintosh apples, of course).
In elementary school, before we learned what real computers were, we thought apple computers were very technologically advanced.
by Brubaker July 07, 2003
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An overpriced and underpowered piece of crap. A silly device that the owners of claim is faster than anyone elses computer but, will cheat on benchmarks.
ooow my G5 is so much faster when I optimize the OS to run only the benchmark and nothing else (apple users all ware clown shoes)
by anonymous July 04, 2003
20 19
Piece of crap
"Wow my apple computer is quite comparable to a piece of crap"
by yerp July 03, 2003
17 16
crap; slow as fuck
My apple computer is still downloading a page from yesterday.
by Alexa July 02, 2003
21 20