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omg !! how do they come up with such articles !!﻿
I fail to see the scientific value of this undertaking in our current economic environment, especially when we can easily hitch a ride with Russian truckers. Not to mention that we've already been to Cleveland. The place we should really be focusing our attention on is Detroit.﻿
Detroit is far too dangerous. Full of alien life forms and inhospitable. .﻿
At least we're still pushing ahead of the Russians.﻿
It will cost a billion dollars, and be delayed by ten years. Just the toilet will cost a couple of million and take five years to develop.﻿
Tricky. The bus will either blow up or miss Cleveland by hundreds of miles. Or we will just loose contact with it.﻿
the bus will continue on into the sun﻿
There was a delay in the launch due to Cleveland rocking so much.﻿
Their are reports that life may exist in Idaho. If nothing else NASA could send a drone bus to Boise one way. Mankind will be better for it!﻿
Now that they've recently sent a space shuttle on a plane to New York, this seems like the next logical step.﻿
Outstanding! I hope they stop at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. There's a great David Bowie exhibit there (Major Tom).﻿
I think it awfully audacious of the administration to commit the country to such a difficult mission.﻿
Just leave the rest to Elan Musk ! he hired the guy's NASA let go.﻿
Leave it to SOMEONE to blame it on the president...﻿
Who would blame the Bushes, or anyone else for that matter, when everything is Obama's fault?﻿
I think they need to be more ambitious. Send that man to Seattle!﻿
Is the Enterprise on top of that Grey Dog bus?﻿
How is it Obama's fault that you have taken a mortgage you cannot repay? How can you blame Obama that you have bought a car you cannot afford to pay off ??? c'mon get back on earth and look yourself in the mirror, what do you see?﻿
When did this conversation become about douchebags in suits?﻿
+Matthew L. Hart You seem bitter. Obama regrets?
Trains stop at the crossings and let me pass.
You can see my charisma from space.
I once taught a horse to read email for me.
My reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
Stay thirsty, my friends﻿
What a brave crew of individuals. True American Heroes.﻿
Lol, but I've put enough miles in a greyhound bus since i was a kid to get to the moon﻿
OMG_ Life was so much more boring before The Onion. Love em, love em. I have a book with their "most famous Headlines.﻿
...this year, we're going to Cleveland and back!﻿
50 bucks says the bus blows up 30 seconds after "take off"﻿
Bus will self destruct as it enters Cleveland's outer rim.﻿
There you a few years....they will make a movie called Armagedon II the Cleveland effect out of this starring Asthon Kutcher sigh﻿
I see that the gentleman in the image is pointing to where the dog kennel goes.﻿
Ok, fair enough...just a troll then﻿
I just hope it has sufficient power to leave Florida's gravitational pull on seniors.﻿

Anyone who has gone cross-country on a Greyhound bus can appreciate that one.﻿
And what's the purpose of this if we already have planes?﻿
watch out with orange barrels!﻿
It will eventually be replaced by a smaller vehicle with less cargo capacity, and conspiracy theories re: "they 'lost' the bus blueprints to eliminate competition" will flourish. Long-distance travel will grind to a halt, and during election years, people will debate about the necessity of spending money to send people out-of-town...﻿
I smile at least once a day thanks to The Onion...﻿
Today Ohio tomorrow maybe the edge of the Earth..﻿
Great! Only problem is that it will take 5 years and cost $10 Billion.﻿
LOL. I propose we have a toddler undertake the project. Costs less and a better mind is engineering the feat.﻿
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