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silly paris

Chic, rtnn -L r
LI boxxer
t You spent more time picking out your outfit than learning to DJ
3. Somebody else Djs for you
at You are Paris Hilton
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Submitted: 01/01/2014
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#3 - TexMex (01/01/2014) [-]
#67 to #1 - acunit (01/02/2014) [-]
#191 to #67 - Pein (01/02/2014) [-]
Wow never saw that
Wow never saw that
User avatar #70 to #67 - internetscaresme ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
Doesn't look that close to him, and I believe it is JJ Abrams.
#35 - allion (01/02/2014) [-]
I didn't even know Paris Hilton was still relevant
User avatar #26 - funnyfuuuuuu (01/02/2014) [-]
El mejor D.J. de Rioverde, S. L. P.

Best DJ in the world... wait for it...
User avatar #30 to #26 - deadinferno (01/02/2014) [-]
I love how he eventually zooms in to the point where the empty socket takes up the whole video
User avatar #31 to #26 - misterobotunicorn (01/02/2014) [-]
wait...wait... its not even plugged in?
#71 to #26 - retepraamrod (01/02/2014) [-]
Here is another one. Also, nothing the dude is doing would have a corresponding effect on the song anyways.
#53 to #26 - 2scared2login (01/02/2014) [-]
Damn mexicans letting a kid even DJ
User avatar #87 to #53 - mexicandudeinsd (01/02/2014) [-]
I can confirm this as i am a dj machine
User avatar #4 - adu (01/02/2014) [-]
5: You ******* bedazzled your headphones.
#139 - dawggz (01/02/2014) [-]
I love Funnyjunk.
Post is about military
- everyone is in the military
Post is about the hobbit
- everyone is either a blacksmith or a midget or hasn't seen sunlight before or all of the above.
Post is about music
- everyone is a musician
User avatar #140 to #139 - lasmamoe (01/02/2014) [-]
The reason is that the people who usually comments are the people who are interested in the subject.

I don't give a **** about military for example, so i usually just skip those posts without commenting.
User avatar #160 to #140 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (01/02/2014) [-]
that's what happens in half of the cases.
in the other half..well, you know.
User avatar #153 to #139 - gearshift (01/02/2014) [-]
Or, uh, maybe people who actually work in that area take the chance to comment on the subject since they have experiance with it?

I mean, it's not exactly something you can do just for thumbs or relevance since if you post something that contradicts it somewhere else you'd look like a huge **** .
User avatar #187 to #139 - alphagex (01/02/2014) [-]
So what you are saying is that fj is a bunch of midgets who went to the military and are musicians? yeah sounds about right.
User avatar #171 to #139 - pulluspardus (01/02/2014) [-]
In reality we're all neckbeards with as much experience as wearing a wrong fedora with the wrong clothing
but seriously site gets all kinds of people so people are different
User avatar #170 to #139 - azraelthemage (01/02/2014) [-]
I used to play guitar until I took an arrow in the knee I stopped going to lessons and eventually just fell out of it.
User avatar #161 to #139 - thenewgizmobox (01/02/2014) [-]
maybe because there are a lot of people on this site with different experiences and they either look for or happen to come across posts with their interests.
User avatar #2 - soulkiller (01/01/2014) [-]
This isn't a "somebody", thats DJ Abrams
User avatar #5 to #2 - tarnis (01/02/2014) [-]
you hear his latest song " Lens Flare" its so futuristic..
#98 - josieabby (01/02/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#134 to #98 - hopporto (01/02/2014) [-]

I'll just leave this here
#135 to #134 - josieabby (01/02/2014) [-]
That was awesome. Thanks!
#136 to #135 - hopporto (01/02/2014) [-]
Made it a while ago and it is definitely relevant here
Made it a while ago and it is definitely relevant here
User avatar #103 to #98 - lemurlemur (01/02/2014) [-]
holy **** that is amazing
User avatar #86 - elmarcocfc (01/02/2014) [-]
Paris Hilton DJ @ Brazil 2012 - Fail
Let me show you all the train wreck.
#104 to #86 - zombiesnipertwo (01/02/2014) [-]
this kill the mau5
#106 to #104 - elmarcocfc (01/02/2014) [-]
As a Deadmau5 fanboy, I love you.
#107 to #106 - zombiesnipertwo (01/02/2014) [-]
my pleasure, some DJ humor for ya
#158 to #109 - iphoneguy (01/02/2014) [-]
Ok you got me
Ok you got me
User avatar #108 to #107 - elmarcocfc (01/02/2014) [-]
Oh wait hey, zombie! Seen you around on Friendly mate :3
#110 to #108 - zombiesnipertwo (01/02/2014) [-]
yay! I am famous...well I'm not but feels good to be recognized

#163 to #104 - 2scared2login (01/02/2014) [-]
Sorry for bad english
When was you when deadmau5 died
#99 to #86 - pleuradispensor (01/02/2014) [-]
i was a lot happier thinking it was just a joke.... then there's this...
User avatar #132 to #86 - ImmortalBaconEater (01/02/2014) [-]
trainwreck transition hurts our earses
User avatar #182 to #86 - takesomemorewater (01/02/2014) [-]
I'm afraid to click it, but I'm curious...
User avatar #166 to #86 - thenewgizmobox (01/02/2014) [-]
dear god i don't even do this **** and i would probably be better than her. she's just playing both songs at the same time and pressing random buttons.
User avatar #162 to #86 - infurnus (01/02/2014) [-]
AMAZING, she can do most of that without touching anything. That was painful to was though

Still would hit that like a freight train with no brakes
User avatar #215 to #162 - infurnus (01/02/2014) [-]
Painful to watch***

User avatar #214 to #162 - elmarcocfc (01/02/2014) [-]
I would hit her with a brake-less freight train, but each to their own.
User avatar #159 to #86 - iphoneguy (01/02/2014) [-]
levels and somebody that i used to know?
how the **** did she screw that up so bad?
#29 - mikthacool (01/02/2014) [-]
somewhat related
User avatar #38 to #29 - theodordronen (01/02/2014) [-]
Those answers make you a **** ? They all seem reasonable to me.

Does this mean I'm a **** ? :o
User avatar #48 to #38 - kinginyellow (01/02/2014) [-]
I think it's how to respond to *****
User avatar #78 to #29 - AztecJew (01/02/2014) [-]
some are kinda understandable, some are just being an ******* . Reminds me of having to work with pretentious graphic artists, it's one thing to take pride in what you do and I can understand that feeling of disdain when you have to interact with people who just don't understand what you do but it's another to be a dick about it.
User avatar #180 to #29 - mcquiston (01/02/2014) [-]
Never understood why VDJ gets so much hate. it's good at what it does.
#200 to #180 - mikthacool (01/02/2014) [-]
i used it a couple of years ago and it works fine for beginners because its super simple, tho i think that most kind of "moves on" as you get better and better and it might seem for better artist as your still a rookie..
User avatar #201 to #200 - mcquiston (01/02/2014) [-]
That's what i'm saying though, i don't understand why it gets so much hate, i use traktor now, but moved on years ago.
#203 to #201 - mikthacool (01/02/2014) [-]
and tracktor does the same more or less, i really don't get it either...
#60 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (01/02/2014) [-]
He looks so angry I can only imagine what kind of thoughts are going through his head
User avatar #62 to #60 - alucaard (01/02/2014) [-]
fukken slut not knowing half the **** she does, oh my mistake quarter
#144 to #62 - 2scared2login (01/02/2014) [-]
half the people**
User avatar #118 - trolljunkusa (01/02/2014) [-]
She has a ******* 7000 dollar DJ setup, and makes **** . I have a 120 dollar DJ controller and make **** 10x better than her. I don't even use sync
#137 to #118 - crazycommando (01/02/2014) [-]
you know what i'm sharing you on facebook....this MUST BE HEARD   
 holy 						****					 i love this....good job bud

User avatar #154 to #118 - alanflindt (01/02/2014) [-]
Same here hahaa
Not even much of a fan of deadmau5 but his music mixes well with TEED's stuff lol
User avatar #199 to #118 - truesmokewolf (01/02/2014) [-]
Ya know, this isn't really my cup of tea, I'm not a fan of the style of music, but you did good. You have a lot of talent for it and I hope you go far. Good luck, man.
User avatar #202 to #199 - trolljunkusa (01/02/2014) [-]
Thanks man
User avatar #181 to #118 - nomisdk (01/02/2014) [-]
wel i an sharing. but be hronst i can't stand this kind of "Music"
#179 to #118 - pulluspardus (01/02/2014) [-]
I've listened to all your songs, pretty good.   
going to follow on soundcloud.
I've listened to all your songs, pretty good.
going to follow on soundcloud.
User avatar #148 to #118 - nicolajibsen (01/02/2014) [-]
I would try challenging myself a bit more than you did here - try to do something else than mixing intros with outros

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User avatar #138 to #118 - shamrooney (01/02/2014) [-]
too much big room, better than Paris Hilton though...
User avatar #130 to #118 - ImmortalBaconEater (01/02/2014) [-]
Nice mix.
User avatar #128 to #118 - gibssowas (01/02/2014) [-]
I am not really a fan of electronic music ( except Angerfist don't ask me why I can't explain) but even though I really enjoyed your Track.

Keep up the good work dude!
#77 - superblargh (01/02/2014) [-]
"DJing doesn't take talent, anyone could do it"
Madeon - Pop Culture (live mashup)

(Yes, Madeon does use this **** in live concerts)
#165 to #77 - infurnus (01/02/2014) [-]
Aye, but you got to give credit to Madeon, his music is chirpy and upbeat and just downright delightful  And he's still a kid
#213 to #165 - superblargh (01/02/2014) [-]
Him, Zedd and Porter Robinson are the 3 youngest producers (and Martin Garrix but **** that guy) who are very well known in the industry. In my opinion, those 3 are making much better music than most of the Djs who've been at it for years.
#93 to #77 - dtanobo (01/02/2014) [-]
In all fairness though, while DJing can be very difficult, what madeon was doing in that video was more like a live performance of his music that DJing. Kind of like what Giraffage does in live shoes.
User avatar #80 to #77 - tightastic (01/02/2014) [-]
******* love madeon
#167 to #77 - infurnus (01/02/2014) [-]
That and I love the pads, just a nice piece of equipment.

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User avatar #145 to #77 - lordzak (01/02/2014) [-]
[jubeat saucer] Stand Alone Beat Masta (EXT) STEALTH EXC Looks like jubeat to me
User avatar #119 to #77 - trolljunkusa (01/02/2014) [-]
Launchpads are pretty easy. Also if you want I have the project file for that song for my launchpad
#105 to #77 - 2scared2login (01/02/2014) [-]
dat stool
User avatar #27 - obedientflyer (01/02/2014) [-]
Jon Hopkins Boiler Room LIVE Show

If you don't think Dj'ing takes skill watch this.
User avatar #41 to #27 - pulluspardus (01/02/2014) [-]
It is still not very different from a job of a music mixer.
some people find it hard, some don't it just depends, I find it a lot easier than say a dancer, and i find playing guitar and keyboard easier than drumming and high pitched singing (not low key though)
there is nothing in the world that "doesn't take skill" though.
User avatar #69 to #27 - rossthomson (01/02/2014) [-]
The boiler room is always amazing...

Friend of mine went to tomorrowland, saw steve aoki and told me that all he did was dance around and spray champagne around

But my favorite DJ remains Armin van Buuren for obvious reasons.
User avatar #155 to #27 - alanflindt (01/02/2014) [-]
Boiler room is so sick man
Being pedantic here but Hopkins' isn't really djing, this is more of a live performance than a dj set.
A good example of skillful dj'ing is this Oneman set
Oneman Boiler Room DJ Set/ Solitaire Vol. 1 Launch
The mixing is near perfect, and selection is just ridiculous, from old DMZ stuff to Wiley, to Boddika, even Pearson Sound and ****** Artwork. Such a sick set, one of those rare occasions where the boiler room crowd actually wakes the **** up
#65 to #27 - johnpoppy (01/02/2014) [-]
Dj'ing is a skill that is easy to learn, but hard to master.
I was once at a wedding a few years ago where they had a "professional DJ". All he did was play songs on his mac book that was connected to the speaker system.
#117 - yuukoku (01/02/2014) [-]
Oh god, don't tell me she's trying to be a 						*******					 DJ now.   
We get that you have a lot of money, Paris. This does not make you talented at anything at all.    
You are not 						*******					 special just because you can pay for 						****					 with money that you didn't even make yourself.


#133 to #117 - 2scared2login (01/02/2014) [-]
#217 to #133 - yuukoku (01/02/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, Batmon.
I'm sorry, Batmon.
User avatar #120 to #117 - lawander **User deleted account** (01/02/2014) [-]
No she isn´t, this post is old like 2+years
User avatar #207 to #120 - nicolajibsen (01/02/2014) [-]
yea she still is - she recently claimed that she is one of the worlds top 5 DJs....
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#216 to #207 - yuukoku (01/02/2014) [-]
**** her and everything she stand for.
User avatar #56 - WickidJuggalo (01/02/2014) [-]
LOL At his discreet earbuds.
User avatar #141 - vladcobhc (01/02/2014) [-]
How we see a woman Dj

Very related
User avatar #175 to #141 - pulluspardus (01/02/2014) [-]
"No Headphones"

you don't need headphones if you are doing it at home alone and have a stereo set, you'd need it in a party where you cant hear the pitches
User avatar #147 to #141 - nicolajibsen (01/02/2014) [-]
the difference here is, that juicy m knows what she's doing, and is kinda good at it...
User avatar #194 to #147 - trolljunkusa (01/02/2014) [-]
She's using sync in all of her **** though
User avatar #205 to #194 - nicolajibsen (01/02/2014) [-]
no... she's not - do you even know how the sync functions works on the cdj 2000 nxs? It doesn't work the same way as it does in VDJ
the only time i've seen her use sync was when she did a tempo transition

but why so much hate on the sync button though?
it only saves you a couple of seconds, to me it doesn't matter if you use sync, or look at the bpm count ant correct yourself
When the CDJ tells you the bpm of the song, why does it then matter?

The first real DJ booth I ever touched was some old denon cd player and a rodec mixer, therefore I've learned to beatmatch by ear
User avatar #206 to #205 - trolljunkusa (01/02/2014) [-]
Sync is basically letting the Mixer do all the work for you. The biggest part of mixing is the beat matching, and when you use a tool to sync up your tracks, you are missing on the most important part of mixing. Sync was designed to be a mistake corrector for newer DJs, not a helping hand for every track
User avatar #208 to #206 - nicolajibsen (01/02/2014) [-]
but there's hardly any difference between moving the pitch corrector yourself and pressing the sync button, as the player tells you the bpm of the song anyways - it's only a matter of seconds...
User avatar #209 to #208 - trolljunkusa (01/02/2014) [-]
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This article has both sides of our arguments, but it's main point is

sync is not mixing
User avatar #210 to #209 - nicolajibsen (01/02/2014) [-]
i know it isn't
I do get, that people are against the button, as it eases the process of mixing, and therefore making it easier for anybody who doesn't know what they are doing - but as the article says, there's much more to it than just matching to songs bpm. and due to it being a fact, any proper party hoster would never book a dj that doesn't know what to do

just to prove to you, that i ain't no ******** that knows nothing, i'll just leave these 2 links here

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User avatar #211 to #210 - trolljunkusa (01/02/2014) [-] I'm the same guy from the thread a few comments down
User avatar #212 to #211 - nicolajibsen (01/02/2014) [-]
hahahah well, hello - didn't even notice that
User avatar #42 - severepwner ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
S3RL-press play walk away
User avatar #73 to #42 - klokwork (01/02/2014) [-]
Ah **** that first part got me.
Started freaking out for a sec trying to find what went wrong.
User avatar #63 to #42 - rossthomson (01/02/2014) [-]
Damn, I hate to admit that I really like s3rl's music.

Happy ******** is like the spoiled little sibling of the ******** family, who got all the breaks, all the looks, all the money, all the chicks and all the successes of life without having to work for it. (...) Some of the stuff feels so godawfully childish that I feel like a ********* just listening to it, but its not all bad. Truth be known: ALL the world's Happy ******** is made by only 12 guys, who have more pseudonyms than a shark has teeth, and who churn it out at such a feverish pace you'd almost think that there's probably a program that makes it for them.

- Ishkur
User avatar #16 - crocodilecrimes ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
"DJ for Paris they said. You'll make bank and become famous they said. This is your shot they said, your one big chance on stage..."
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