Amy Sedaris Is the Best Worst Babysitter You'll Ever Hire

Let's pretend you live in a world where you're best friends with Amy Sedaris. You and Amy are so close that when you finally have a child, she is the natural choice for the baby's godmother. One night, you and your spouse decide to go out to dinner and ask your good friend Amy to watch your kid. She agrees and then, in the middle of your meal, you receive a text from her featuring a photo of your toddler standing in a full sink of water next to a plugged-in hair dryer and a knife rack while he pretends to talk on the phone.

Do you:

A. Come home right away?

B. Never ask her to babysit again?

C. Accept this as the cost of being friends with Amy Sedaris and figure that the kid will probably be fine.