Haw Par Villa

How I found out that Hell is in Singapore

Boring. Perfectly patched system, WordPress content management system and plugins updated. My pentest not really going anywhere. A sysadmin from hell going wayang and falsely accusing me of a site slowdown during my obligatory wpscan (wpscan is an automated tool to find security issues in a WordPress site). Wah this guy, damn guai lan! Yes, hell is in Asia, just not in the country where I expected it to be.