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Monday, March 03, 2014

The grossest Muppet ever

The day after my wedding, the new wife and I headed over to see "Body Worlds" which was playing in Boston.

If you're not familiar with Body Worlds, it's basically a bunch of REALLY DEAD BODIES that have been plasticized somehow and posed artistically and - honestly - it's pretty fucking gross.

Because nothing says "Just Married" like skinned dead people.

Also? If you want to see what dead plasticized penis and vagina looks like, Body Worlds is the thing to go to.

You're welcome.

As an example, here is one of the exhibits:


So I'm looking at this and thinking, why is he so sad?

He's all, like, "I'm SO BUMMED my face broke off" which actually makes sense.

Then the wife said, "He's not sad, that's the space above his tongue" but I was busy ignoring her because we are married now and that's what husbands do.

That's when I thought I recognized him.

Beaker, from the Muppets.


So we went through all the exhibits and were faced, at the end, with a 'comments' book.

To which I added, simple, "Ew."

In hindsight, maybe I should have put "Meep Meep Mee."

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