Starving Man Eats, Vomits, Re-Eats

Upon questioning, a man from Canarsie said that while he was “really, really hungry,” he was not technically “starving.” Nonetheless, with cupboards nearly bare, he proceeded to whip up his famous 5-egged American cheese omelette. “Kraft American cheese because I’m an American, a patriot,” he said proudly. “Nope. Never served,” he whispered. So as a large clump of lightly salted butter was heating in the pan, he violently whisked 5 eggs and some milk in a bowl. “I was a little unsure of the milk. I hadn’t been to the supermarket in awhile and it smelled ok and no chunks,” he noted. Adding,”come to think of it, it was the milk.”  Soon after eating the dish, he reported the urgency “to ralph it up” which he did right back into the pan on the stove (see graphic image below). After the upheaval, he was immediately overcome with intensive hunger again so “I warmed it up a bit and send it back home to papa.” Take-two!

Between takes

Author: plutvak

Finally putting those thoughts down that had people scrunching their faces or quietly sneaking away but nonetheless made me laugh. So scrunch, sneak, laugh, enjoy.

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