The Silent Outpost

Some time in the near future:—

As Dollah stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?”

St.Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said Dollah, “whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Impressive,” said Dollah. “And whose clock is that one?”

St.Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“What the hell, wait a minute, where’s my clock?” asked Dollah.

“Your clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

I don't want to lie. x_x

I don't know if they're gonna replace to new HM.. We'll just have to wait and see, I guess.
If she doesn't leave, she should at least not impose those ridiculous rules.

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The head prefect, Marcus said the HM is gonna suss out everything on Monday.
Let's all hope so.


My father took me to Cupcake Chic!
The cupcakes there were actually more yummier than Cuppcakes,
but the deco isn't that eye-catching.
The location wasn't very good either.
You actually have to search for the shop.
Not many passer-by s.
Surprisingly, most of their cupcakes were sold out that time!
They were cute, nether less.
For rm4.50 each, it's up to you to think if it's worth it.
But y'all should at least try it. It's quite good actually!
*I'm still sticking to icing my own cupcakes*

Oh, and last week's 6K reunion was fun.
Rachel looked very, very different. But I could still tell it's her!
:D hahaa.
Leslie looks...uh.. very much like himself,
knows how to speak French! rofl.
Both have Aussie accents!
We had fun la..


(I have some pics I want to post up but somehow the comp's internet is not working.)
Oh well.

Till I can salsa,