Hastert's Brilliant Plan

Perhaps you've been wondering why we've repeatedly been ragging on Heffalump-a-like Congressional Speaker Denny Hastert. It's because he suggested that, you know, maybe we shouldn't bother with New Orleans: "It looks like a lot of that place could be bulldozed." Oh, why not? But we were thinking. . .

Fuck You You Should Be Impeached Asshole

Maybe instead of bulldozing, they could just drop copies of the transportation bill. Would flatten any city pretty quick. Too bad you can't eat that kind of pork.

Hastert: New Orleans "could be bulldozed" [AP]



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