Tastes like chicken

So you walk in to an area next to the toilets.  A wee would be really really nice.

But, this is the scene that greats you.


Suddenly, the wee no longer matters.

I stood there for a few minutes.  Thought I needed evidence.  Took the photo.  Backed out without losing eye contact with the scene.  And decided never to speak of it at any point in the future.