Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Bat-Sh*t Crazy Psycho B*tch Allegedly Murders Child. Media Presstitutes Concur; She has Nice T*ts!

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Or, as an alternate title: F*CK THE LITTLE GOD-DAMNED BRAT - SHE HAS HOT T*TS!

Casey AnthonyCasey Anthony is appearing over and over again in the news. Allegedly, she murdered her daughter Caylee Anthony, and has a really nice rack.

Casey AnthonyCasey Anthony and other mothers often kill their own children; especially if they are single mothers. However; what has journalists in the lame-stream media all hot and bothered about this story: Casey Anthony has really nice t*ts and possibly a nice a$$ as well! It has also been rumored that she might have a vagina.

Casey AnthonyCasey Anthony is allegedly into strap-ons. This is what has most lame-stream-media journalists (especially faggots men like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert) really hot and bothered and overly excited about the whole Casey Anthony story. We tried to reach several of them for an interview by banging on the bathroom door, but they all said they were "busy combing their hair".

Nancy GraceNancy Grace, the kooky queen of Miss Justice, was allegedly interviewed by MEN-Factor reporters as well. This is what she allegedly said, "Casey Anthony has quite a nice rack. I'd like to show her my rack, and my collection of power tools too. I heard she was into strap-ons. Come over here little girl, I'll show you a strap-ons beyond your wildest dreams.

Nancy GraceNancy Grace then just went into a trance with a blank stare on her face.

Casey AnthonyIf Casey Anthony does in fact have a vagina, and is into angry anal (as several sources indicate), then she just might have a snowball's chance in the north pole of not serving any jail-time for murdering her child Caylee Anthony.

We were able to interview several men who work in the lame-stream media. This is what some of them allegedly said:
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Casey AnthonyCasey AnthonyCasey Anthony? Oh yeah, she slapped her kid or something. She is the victim here since she clearly has mega-hot t*tties. I'd do her, but I am not sure I have a penis!

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Casey AnthonyCasey Anthony's attorney is trying to make a plea bargain with court judges, claiming that she is too hot to really go to jail, because some of the nipple-dicked moronic judges, police and lawyers on her side might have a chance of getting laid.

Casey AnthonyCasey Anthony has, on several occasions, allowed men to actually touch her breasts. This has faggot dipsh*t twerps corrupt judges, lawyers and law enforcement personnel even more eager to give her a pussy pass. They believe that by doing so, they might be able to get a squeeze in themselves!

Casey AnthonyCasey Anthony was photographed with a journalist outside the courthouse, covering her with an umbrella in hopes that he might get to experience her talented strap-on skills.

A moment of clarity: I understand fully being a man. However; I can do this since I am not a journalist (for real anyway). When a journalist is caught not covering the actual facts of the case, but instead talking about her breasts; I think it demonstrates how sexually disenfranchised most men have become these days. So disenfranchised that they demonstrate a complete lack of journalistic integrity and professionalism.

In addition to that, I suspect that the only reason this case is receiving so much attention is because of Casey Anthony's supposed "good looks".

Ponder it for a moment: If Casey Anthony were ugly, would this story (a mom killing her child - commonplace) really be getting so much coverage?

Friday, June 24, 2011

Fun Feminist Puzzles for a Friday!








Yeah OK, they are kind of lame...

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Wal-Mart Forces Feminazi's and Entitlement Princesses to Munch its Hairy Rolled-Back Nuts!

Yes, nuts are now on sale at Wal-Mart!
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No, the regular nuts - not the employees - they are the ones who are suing Wal-Mart because their feelings got hurt or something. No, it was sexual discrimination (LMFAO) - we try our hardest to maintain journalistic integrity around here.

In a stunning victory (???), Wal-Mart won it's lawsuit against women who were claiming that they were underpaid at Wal-Mart (LMFAO - underpaid at Wal-Mart - NO!!!! REALLY!?!?!?). Like most women's groups, they believed that there were sexually discriminatory practices at their place of employment (come on, give them some credit for at least NOT believing in the underpants goblins).

Like typical women, what they fail to understand is that if you spend all your time bull-sh*tting with the other employees and b*tching about irrelevant things, you'll probably make less than somebody who is actually doing their job. Yup, there sits your modern, evolved, enlightened women - too stupid to figure that out. Too lazy and fat to get to the top by hard work, and bitchy enough to fill the workplace with lawsuits faster than a puppy fills a room with sh*t!
Wal-Mart winning a lawsuit is in fact a dark day for all of HUMANkind, since any biblical scholar knows that Wal-Mart IS the "beast" mentioned in the book of Revelations. However; this is a bit of a bright time for HUMANkind as well: Modern, evolved, enlightened women have proven that they are too fat, stupid, and incompetent to even sue Wal-Mart - now that is what I call an epic fail!
Women try to sue Wal-MartWomen try to sue Wal-Mart and Fail? Holy crap, a lobotomized two-legged horse with genital herpes could sue Wal-Mart.

Look at this picture (carefully):
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Wal-Mart employees usually do not have IQ's higher than 50 (or they are teen-agers, or people who simply do not care - hence, they work at Wal-Mart). Is it really any surprise that a group of dumb broads cannot sue them?

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Murder and Male Resentment (Brew Ha Ha)

Damn, I really love that title. I thought of it all by myself!

Today we have a double feature! Some olive-skinned beauties with dark brown upon brown eyes were killed at the same time by the same psycho! Both were of Middle-Eastern descent and living in Britain.
Jasmine Sabrina Larbi-CherifJasmine Larbi-Cherif aged 22 and Sabrina Larbi-Cherif aged 19 - relish in those dark upon dark eyes of theirs. They were both killed in 2009. I know this is very hard to believe, but guess what... The "psycho" was actually one of these two beauties boyfriends! What are the odds of that!

Let's meet our lucky bachelor:

Mohammed Ali (no, not the boxer): a man with a history of mental illness. He was arrested and charged with six rapes, five sexual assaults and bodily harm. Yasmine retracted the complaints about him she made in June. Despite all this, Jasmine got back together with Ali (makeup sex anybody - just please - no knives this time!). Ooops! Knives were used on Jasmine and her sister in a brutal attack on the two. Sabrina was stabbed 35 times (now that's ambition!) in the chest. Jasmine was stabbed in the heart with so much force, the knife came out the other side (Mohammad is an over-achiever apparently). And yes all you feminazi's out there; he now gets the "male privilege" of going to jail for murder.

So, let's see what it was I did wrong when I was younger by using the power of deduction:

  1. I didn't have a history of mental illness. I am going to go home and ask my parents why they chose not to inbreed with their cousins.
  2. I wasn't seeking asylum. Maybe I should try that now.
  3. Even temperament. Sure, I get mad like anybody - stab people - nope - and 35 times - DANG! Shame on me - I knew there was something wrong with me when I was younger!

I offer an apology to my readers. I usually make some funny about these things, but not this time. From my heart, I actually feel bad that these two women were murdered. And here is why: take a good look at the picture of these two women (pay close attention to the one on the left):

She is young, vibrant, busty, thin...and she is dead. This is a pity because:
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Jasmine Sabrina Larbi-Cherif An attractive woman, with a mouth big enough to fit my dick in it - and damn it all to hell - somebody killed her. If that isn't a bad thing, I don't know what is. What a drag. This sure is one of the more dark events in human history.
This is definitely one of the most "notorious" examples of women dying because they allegedly chose to date obvious assholes rather than purported “nice guys” like themselves me!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Batman now Fighting Feminism!

Kinda cheesy - but - ENJOY!

And stay tuned - Friday is the first episode - even cheesier!

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Weiner's Wiener goes Roundabout the Internets!

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Anthony Weiner is boiling in hot water after a racy photo of his erection got posted on twitter. It appears that Weiner may be headed for the buns of the lame-stream-media trying to smear him with all kinds of relish. God, that was lame - sorry.
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Anthony Weiner did appear on the Bill O'Reilly news program; the two discussed their members, and allegedly compared sizes.

Anthony WeinerAnthony Weiner's wiener is causing a typical reaction among most women. At first, they are shocked and startled, but once they realize that he is a liberal, democrat, and a complete pussy, most of them are no longer frightened and confused by his erection.

Various politicians who are men-hating b*tches from hell who would take advantage of such a situation quickly subsided their zealous passion to destroy a man's career, once they learned that Anthony Weiner is a Liberal and a Democrat.
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Anthony Weiner will get away with nearly exposing his DICK to the public, because he is a liberal and a democrat. Such is typical with left-wing women. Normally they smear any male politician that exposes his member, has an affair (Arnold Schwartzznegggererr?) or whatever - unless he is a democrat. This is what is called "vaginal politics". BLEEECCHHH!.

Anthony Weiner was in theory reached for an interview by MEN-Factor reporters. This is what he allegedly said.
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Anthony Weiner was coerced to stop playing with himself long enough to do an interview:
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Anthony Weiner kept saying, "Look Mommy, I have a boner!".
Anthony WeinerAnthony Weiner allegedly stated in an interview that he wished he could make it even bigger.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Ultraman Battles Feminism!!!

Enjoy Everybody!!!

And, here is a word from Carletta Bassano:
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