CEO Schultz

What makes a CEO think they can be a good President?

1) l can make a beautiful Quarterly earnings report.

2) I know how to answer direct questions with none answers, misdirection.

3) I know how to make employees sweat, feel under valued and accumulate vast fortunes off their efforts.

4) I hobnob with the moneyed elite at all the best clubs.

5) My former chauffeur once drove me past the homeless.

6) When I look in the mirror, I crack myself up!

7) There is so much more, I am so wonderful.