Summer Camp Jokes

posted: March 19, 2018By:

At camp what does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses.

The seaside summer camp we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.

Why don’t mummies go to summer camp? They’re afraid to relax and unwind.

At summer camp, what did the lake say to the sailboat? Nothing, it just waved.

Where did the sheep go to summer camp? The Baa-hamas!

Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp? Because he already had a trunk!

Teacher: Where did your sister go for summer camp? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.

Where do cows go for summer camp? Moo York.

Where do eggs go for summer camp? New Yolk City!

Where do sharks go to summer camp? Finland.

What do cows wear to summer camp in Hawaii? Moo Moo’s.

Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my sister was bringing on to summer camp, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”

Why do fish at camp swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

At camp when do you go at red and stop at green? When you’re eating a watermelon.

Where do canoes at summer camp go when they are sick? To the dock.