If the fashion world were a real live lady, she'd have Gisele's hair, Kate Moss's wardrobe, a jet-setting social calendar and a posh-sounding accent of indeterminate origin. (Wait a second, did we just describe Anna dello Russo?) And if you brunched with her on Saturday and asked her how her week went, she'd lean over her Bellini to exclaim, "Darling, it was zee best! Zoooo much fun!" and then go on to tell you...

#1. Stella McCartney had the most picturesque garden party ever. Seriously, it made all that Jubilee stuff look a little sloppy. McCartney's al fresco bash was held under the premise of showcasing her oh-so-dreamy resort collection (stand-outs, above), but after ogling the clothes (hella-bold florals, neon-meets-neutral power accessories and even a few neo-Cosby sweaters), guests (including Anne Hathaway and Emily Mortimer) turned their attention to the treats (fries! mini-burgers! corn on-the-cob!) and carnival games while Solange Knowles and her son showed off their star power on the ol' bell-ringing, test-your strength game.
#2. Oh, and speaking of Gisele, Forbes reported the uber-est model of them all earned a whopping $45 million last year. That's $123,287.67 every day. Or about $85 a second. We don't recommend doing the same math on one's own salary. It's too depressing.

#3. Ferragamo had a runway show in a quaint little place called The Louvre. You know, the one in Paris. Maybe you've heard of it? Ferragamo hosted their resort collection show--which featured tasseled dresses, snakeskin boots and plenty of shimmy-worthy dresses--at the storied museum, earning them the title of the First Italian House To Show at The Louvre. Afterward, guests like Freida Pinto and Leighton Meester dined under the Pyramid du Louvre, where no doubt guests enjoyed champers and chit-chatted about the Mona Lisa. (What do people do at that museum?)
#4. Sarah Jessica Parker had a cozy little dinner party at her West Village townhouse for a few friends. And, um, the President. A BYOB potluck, this was not. Reports say that Michael Kors was one of the fashion-y folks who turned up at the $40,000-per-plate Obama fundraiser, where Mariah Carey also performed. (Wonder if it was one of those things where SJP had to go around to her neighbors' beforehand, leaving a bottle of vino on each stoop and a note saying "Hope you don't mind! We're having a little gathering, shouldn't be too loud or too late...but there will be a lot of Secret Security stationed around. XOXO!")

#5.Oh and while we're on the topic of dollar signs, a YSL sample sale took place this week in NYC. And apparently, some guy tried to sell his spot in line for $400. (There were no takers (probably because the smart shoppers were saving their Benjamins for the goods inside) but that gossipy little morsel became a strong candidate for dinner party conversations, at the Louvre, Casa SJP or otherwise.)

And that was a slow week in fashion, if you can believe it! If you're curious, a few more fashion-y things happened this week too (Zee Fashion, she's a cruel and busy mistress, she is):

- Skyler Zoe (you know, Rachel's bambino) appears to have inherited his mom's flair for style
- We learned that strangers can tell ALL about you, by looking at your shoes
Oodles of other resort shows took place in NYC. And our editors Instagrammed 'em all. 'Cuz we love you.

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