Pervert gets busted. got busted.. What the hell...I posted this picture a few weeks ago and barely got any thumbs or comments....

Pervert gets busted

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Submitted: 04/09/2010
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User avatar #8 - TribalLeader (04/10/2010) [-]
the only way to achieve "leg disclosure" is by: Step 1: your sitting in a boring meeting, with no way of getting out and you failed at getting a picture of some chicks ****** , reach into your bag and grab some Axe (or any other aerosal deoderant, if you dont always carry one around you fail) and grab one of a very sharp pen. Under the desk carefully puncture the can from a relatively safe distance from yourself,if everything goes fine there should be a loud exploding sound and there should be...
User avatar #9 to #8 - TribalLeader (04/10/2010) [-]
metal piecees flying everywhere. Step 2: pull the fire alarm in the chaos of everyone running. while the sprinkler is activated and everyone is running out be sure to grab that girls legs from under the table so she will be immobilised.
User avatar #10 to #9 - TribalLeader (04/10/2010) [-]
Step 3: when everyone evacuated the meeting room quickly board up the doors with the meeting room table. Step 4: grab a chair and confidently hit the girl over the head (not to hard or you will kill her).
User avatar #11 to #10 - TribalLeader (04/10/2010) [-]
Step 4: good job! your in a boarded up room alone tha hot girl who is unconscious. now this part is tricky, break one of the windows with a chair, grab a lighter from someones abandoned bag get alot of paper and set it on fire. after several minutes the office should be partially in flames. Now go up to the girl start blowing into her mouth ("mouth to mouth") to wake her up, she'll be very startled but tell her that someone detonated a bomb in the bulding and you rescued her from almost falling
User avatar #13 to #11 - Deadlock (04/10/2010) [-]
youve thought about this way to much my friend
User avatar #12 to #11 - TribalLeader (04/10/2010) [-]
shell think your crazy, but once you show her the fire she'll believe you. By the time all this happens the fire should have erupted into a large fire. Step 5: tell her that you both are going to die trapped here alone. while shes crying comfort her with a hug and tell her that it hopefully wont be painful. Now proceed to kiss her, if she refuses, knock her out, drag her out of the broken window of the building and drag her behind you towards the roof.
User avatar #14 to #12 - TribalLeader (04/10/2010) [-]
now after go towards a neighbouring windows, break in and run with her dragging behind you towards the elevator. Step 6: now go with her towards your garage and put her in the trunk. Now drive calmly for about an hour or 2 (depending on your location) towards the mexican border. cross the border in a ****** manner and go towards a pharmacy. ****** the pharmacist and steal A LOT of tylonel, robitussin and advil.
User avatar #15 to #14 - TribalLeader (04/10/2010) [-]
Step 7: forcefully fill her up with as much of the cold medecine she can take. Drive her into an abandoned lot, take nude pics. Step 8: Now go to a strip club that is owned by a gang member and sell her to them, you should get around 1000$.
User avatar #17 to #15 - TribalLeader (04/10/2010) [-]
last step: good job: you got nude pics, around 1000$ and your wanted by the police. go to some run down house, buy it for a couple hundred, that place will be a home for the next 6 years. get a job buy some appliances furniture and such and youll be set. after around 6 years return to your home, you should be unrecognizable. Dont shave your beard for an year or so so ull look different.
User avatar #18 to #17 - TribalLeader (04/10/2010) [-]
(for real) last step: go to your dusty computer and upload your nude pics on 4chan . SUCCESS. now good luck with this plot
User avatar #19 to #18 - HunterAlpha (04/10/2010) [-]
looking at your avatar, i am not surprised
User avatar #22 to #19 - TribalLeader (04/10/2010) [-]
u know, i had to beg bush senior. to give michelle a lobotomy
User avatar #16 to #11 - WarPigs (04/10/2010) [-]
two part fours?
User avatar #33 to #8 - Kingpopinlockin (04/11/2010) [-]
you are the purpose of me getting usless post alerts!
User avatar #6 - xangbar (04/10/2010) [-]
dammit man, turn off that shutter noise on your phone! they hear that stuff in meetings when no one else dares to talk out of sheer boredom.
User avatar #4 - ImmaAnteater (04/10/2010) [-]
Shes just playing hard to get.
User avatar #35 - hoifoichoi (07/13/2010) [-]
i got caught doing the same thing couple years ago in summer camp lets just say from that point on all the girls became bitches
User avatar #29 - JLB (04/10/2010) [-]
was i the the only one hoping this was a gif ?
#25 - popoon (04/10/2010) [-]
i wish he wasnt caught
User avatar #3 - flowerqueen (04/10/2010) [-]
#2 - 2scared2login (04/10/2010) [-]
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