


(86 Posts)
Madmum24 Tue 19-Mar-13 08:31:47


boob/y juice
mummy milk
vanilla lemonade (WTH!?)


ICBINEG Tue 19-Mar-13 14:56:59

loving the 'breastaurant'.

Also had a friend with twins who referred to his wife as 'becoming ambi-breastrous' which apparently meant able to feed simultaneously from both breasts.

TheJoeufulPuddlejumper Tue 19-Mar-13 15:01:11

3yo DD calls it mummy milk because it's different to cow milk. 14mo DS just calls it "Miiiiih" with much pointing. grin I just call it my milk.

I wouldn't defriend anyone who used any of the other terms, but I would take the piss out of them!

Lora1982 Tue 19-Mar-13 15:04:51

Im liking brestaurant but i for some reason hate the word breast so i use dinz but im considering using purples', got to keep with the times!

MummyPig24 Tue 19-Mar-13 16:05:29

Really can't believe people call having sex "baby dancing", that's just disgustingly twee. Loving "breastaurant" haha!

Dannilion Tue 19-Mar-13 17:30:05

Don't get me started on potty training details on fb.

I have honestly witnessed photo uploads of a proud fathers DS's first bowel movements in a potty.

StuntGirl Tue 19-Mar-13 17:32:39

I only have two friends with kids on fb - I swear to god if either ever upload a picture of a shit in a potty I WILL delete. What the hell is wrong with people?!

smegley Tue 19-Mar-13 17:46:30

i love breastaurant!
hate all other terms though, we just call it milk and baby dancing is truly vile!

honeytea Tue 19-Mar-13 18:37:35

I looked after a little boy who kept asking me for "booby juice" I spoke to his mum when she came home and said I didn't realise he was still breastfeeding and did she want me to give him some expressed milk, it turns out he stopped breastfeeding at 6 months and he was actually asking for "blueberry juice."

My ds is only 3 months old so his way of asking for milk is headbutting the shoulder of whoever is holding him. DP calls my boob "the milk bar" and when I feed Ds dp sayd "the milk bar is open" I must tell him to stop before ds picks it up and copies him!

DrCoconut Tue 19-Mar-13 18:57:20

DS2 calls it booby. You know when he's tired because he starts to whine for booby and it's kind of mixed into other words so he might ask for "stai-ooby" which is go upstairs and have his nighttime feed!

Kveta Tue 19-Mar-13 18:57:53

DS used to call it 'bilk' which was cute, but now it's 'feeding milk' for DD, and he drinks 'cow's milk' from a cup.

Booby juice is grim, as are any references to udders or titties.

Heartbeep Tue 19-Mar-13 19:05:42

i have a friend who refers to her 'friends from the boob group' took a while for me to realise she was referring to people she met at a Breastfeeding group.

i was too scared to ask what the boob group involved!

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