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21 / M / Straight / Single

Sioux City, IA

My Details

Last Online
Mar 11
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
My name is Dane, and I love ridiculous things.

1. I can seem very stubborn, yet I'm actually very open minded.
2. I'm oblivious-type, so honesty is super-effective.
3. Initially, I can be a very shy little bugger. But as i get to know someone, the floodgates open.
4. The best humor is anti-jokes, dumb jokes, and puns.
5. The world is pretty but a small child running into a glass door that they didn't see is still one of the most hilarious things possible.
6. Sometimes I say oddly random things. In reality, the statement is culmination of a long train of thoughts in my head.
7. People are fun to take pictures of. They are awesome when being themselves and not throwing on a fake smile.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm home and taking a semester off from college to re-organize my life and save enough to return, hopefully this fall. I hope to one day work in museums or be an archivist. In the meantime, I'm starting to volunteer at the Sioux City museum and get some practical experience.
I’m really good at
1.I was pretty decent at Badminton in high school, but that doesn't count here I guess.
2.I seem to excel at making random obscure jokes involving history to people that don't have any idea what I am talking about.
3. I can cook a mean sliced onion in a frying pan. Perfectly salty yet sweet at the same time. Am working on cooking other things too, but the onions take the cake. Incidently, I can't make a cake though.
4.I can make some pretty corny jokes
5. disarming a sexually charged joke/comment by either playing oblivious, or nitpicking it until it just makes no sense.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently Reading- The Lost Fleet: Dauntless (Sci-fi)
Favorite Books - Titanicus, The Hobbit, Soul Hunter, Ender's Game, Foundation, The Forever War, Horus Rising, Fire Caste, The Postman, etc
Favorite Series- The Lost Fleet, The Horus Heresy, Night Lords Trilogy, Weapons of Choice, the Destroyermen, and the Great War books by Harry Turtledove.
Favorite Authors - Aaron Dembski-Bowden, Jack Cambell, Dan Abnett, Harry Turtledove, Taylor Anderson.
Books I Need to Get to Still - Ringworld, Starship Troopers, Rendezvous with Rama, 1984, and Ender's shadow


Favorites - Scrubs, Jericho, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Robotech, Futurerama, Doctor Who, Archer, Firefly, King of the Hill, and Community

Last Watched - American Psycho
Favorites - Office Space, Super Troopers, Lincoln, The Hobbit, Donnie Darko, Pulp Fiction, Taken, Saving Private Ryan, Clerks, Mallrats, Spaceballs, Star Wars, Braveheart and anything by Monty Python.

Currently Listening to - Streetlight Manifesto, Two Door Cinema Club, Jimmy Eat World, Reel Big Fish, Rise Against
Favorite Artists - Rise Against, Streetlight Manifesto, Authority Zero, The Killers, Blink 182, Reel Big Fish
The six things I could never do without
stupid humor
vision correction
cats? I couldn't think of 6.
No wait. Definitely cats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I have a tendency to think about things that i found funny when my mind wanders and will end up releasing a chuckle. As most people can't read my head, it just seems like i'm randomly laughing at nothing. Otherwise i love to think about worldbuilding, what im going to get for food, or how much i love sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ideally I'd be with a group of good friends, though the activity would vary. Summertime means bonfires where we just relax and enjoy epic conversation. Any activity is acceptable, as long as I enjoy the company of the people around me. Once we even burned a teddy bear my friend's ex gave her. It was like that scene at the end of Return of the Jedi when Luke torched Vader's corpse. The teddy burned and we just watched. It wasn't sorrowful like in the movie, there was much cackling.
I swear We are not pyros.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still buy a single game from each new generation of Pokemon games. But Red and Blue are not my favorites. oh no! prepare the inquisition!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–23
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
You should message me if
You enjoy ridiculous things, or history. Or if you want to just trade odd or stupid thoughts and observations.