Being Arrested Is Completely Normal for Kids These Days

Have you reached the age of 23? Have you been arrested yet? If not, you are some sort of weirdo and/ or nerd. That is the scientific conclusion which must be draw from a new study that proves that getting arrested is no big deal now, mom, get off my back.


Fuck you, 44 years ago! The American War on Drugs has achieved something after all. Arresting a bunch of kids. And thank god for that.

Were you arrested by the age of 23? What for? If not, which crimes should you have been arrested for? Put all this information in the comments, along with your name and address.

[USAT. Photo: Keith Allison/ Flickr]