Lord, where to start. Sh*t hit the fan quicker than a New York minute for former C.I.A. director George Petraeus and his official biographer Paula Broadwell, who allegedly harassed another woman, a Petraeus family friend, before Gmail helped the F.B.I. dig up all of Peatrus' skeletons. The whole tawdry thing is a Lifetime movie waiting to be produced. I'm just praying for the sake of all things patriotic that there isn't a Tiger trail of hoes about to unravel here. Men, the lesson here is that we aren't good cheaters. We may think we're stealthy but when the head of the CIA can't conceal his dirty laundry that's an indicator that the rest us are doomed before we even start. [Shabooty].