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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 7

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Good luck in next week's Caption Contest!

Jeremy and John

Jeremy: What's so special about your ring anyway?


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    John: So... what you been up to??
    Jeremy:Not much. You?
    John: Just the same old same old., how are you taking it?
    John: Taking what??
    Jeremy:Your death.
    John: WHAT!!!! I'm not dying!!
    Jeremy:Dude your sooo dying!!
    John: NOOOOOOO!!! They can't, i just died in 24.
    Jeremy:Yeah, your dying and thats called denial and karma. Thats what you get for killing my in law!
    John: I don't know what you mean???I didn't kill nobody!!!
    Jeremy:You killed Anna's mom!! ohh, and Harper! Don't act like you dont know!


    John: Cut that out!!!
    Jeremy: Cut what out??
    John: Quit staring at me!!
    Jeremy: I'm not staring!! I have no idea what your talking about??
    John: Just because you sleep with a vampire doesn't mean you will be able to do mind compulsion. Trust me, I've tried. (sad face)
    Jeremy: Dude, I really don't know what your talking about?
    John: I know your type!
    Jeremy:What the hell are you talking about??
    John: Quit acting, I know what you really are!!
    Jeremy:I think vervain kills your brain cells...
    John: Right....


    Jeremy: So can I have the pleather jacket? John: Only if you teach me how to pull off the greasy look.


    Jeremy: So, uncle john I wanted to say, I had fun with you the other night being kidnapped and beat by vampires and all that stuff. I'm going to miss the good times we had. John: Miss me? Jer what are you talking about? Jeremy: Oh I thought you knew! The CW is going to kill you off the show.


    John: *sits down* "Ahhh...Jeremy, we need to talk."
    Jeremy: *flustered* "Uh..yeah...about what?"
    John: "Jeremy I know-"
    Jeremy; *relieved* "Yeah? What about it?"
    John: "You look like a douche."


    John: You really like this Anna girl huh? Jeremy: Well...she is a vampire and I'm a umm yea. John: (sigh) History repeats itself.


    John: Pie ?
    Jeremy. I HATE pie. Euurgh. Why does everybody want to ruin my lifeee.


    John: i think it's time to have a certain convers-
    Jer: it's a little too late for that, plus i have already read the fourth twilight book, trust me i know all about vampire sex.


    Jer: that creepy stare you got goin' on over there... NOT OK!


    Jer: what?
    John: hi.