Everyone Need Not Read Sinead O’Connor's Fourth Letter to Miley Cyrus

Here is how it begins: "Dear Miley, I've noticed a decline in attention by the day since I last mentioned your name in public, so here I go again LOL."

Just kidding—but that's basically the gist of it. Whatever goodwill Sinead O'Connor meant when she initially slut-shamed Miley Cyrus via concern-trolling, at this point has surely been undone. O'Connor just will not let it go. (Really, I was immediately dubious about the O'Connor's intentions, not just because an Internet "open letter" is sealed with the hopes of going viral, but also because there are far more conventional female-sexuality wielders like Rihanna and even Katy Perry to take issue with. At least Miley's sexual expression is fucking bizarre.)

O'Connor's latest missive takes issue with Cyrus' Monday Today show appearance, in which Cyrus described O'Connor's public messaging as "kind of crazy." (What O'Connor doesn't realize is that the only other words Cyrus has in her lexicon to describe anything are "pretty cool," and they just didn't work here.)

"You’ve said on Matt Lauer’s show ( where you again refer to me as 'crazy') that you don’t understand why I have been upset with you. I find that hard to understand frankly, since you’re clearly very far from being a stupid woman," responds O'Connor. Over the course of these 1,810 additional words directed at Cyrus-slash-anyone who still cares, O'Connor implores Cyrus to apologize for her shitheaded response to O'Connor, which Cyrus cited O'Connor's ostensible battle with mental illness, comparing her to Amanda Bynes. O'Connor says this claim is false, since her tweets posted by Cyrus were from two years ago, and that O'Connor's suicidal compulsion was a side effect of her medication. Or something. I don't know at this point what O'Connor wants (besides attention), even though she repeats herself several times throughout the new letter with more admonishment, because that worked so well the first three times.

She also gives Cyrus (i.e. you) her email address, and explains that she can't meet with Cyrus because she has kids to take care of. Good thing she does this up top because there is no way that Miley Cyrus is reading this whole thing. Neither are you. What this letter proves is that we are all Miley Cyrus, in a way.

However, since two of O'Connor's three previous letters to Cyrus have been deleted (here's the third one), here is the entire text of her fourth letter for posterity:

Dear Miley


If you wish you can e mail me directly at Iamwonderful@me.com






































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