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“I think I'm turning Japanese.....I really think so.”
~ Oscar Wilde on the Wapanese

What will wapaneses do everyday.
Weaboos anime
a swarm of wapaneses masturbating their hentai.

“Wapanese” (also known as "Weeaboos" and "Cosplaya-san") are decidedly white and (or) any other race; individuals who, by means of thoroughly warped postmodern acculturation processes, have come to the decision that it is in their best interest to act as if they were denizens of the nation of Japan. The term “wapanese” can be accurately thought of as an analog to wigger. A whitey can be classified as a “Wapanese” if they are in possession of two or more of the following defining traits:


2 Has an unhealthy obsession with anime, particularly anime intended for a young audience (see Pokemon, Sailor Moon, and Yu-Gi-Oh!). They also live under the belief that all Western animation is garbage and every piece of it, from Steamboat Willie to The Incredibles was copied from some obscure anime only 3 (or possibly less) people saw.




6 Has a sword. Samurai, of course.

A wapanese in Japan. Note : the two Japanese businessmen are really talking trash about the said Wapanese..





PBF Wapanese
Typical punishment for being Wapanese

Interestingly, Wapanese are generally thought of as “failures” and rejects within their own culture. Social scientists, such as myself, speculate that it was their failure to gain acceptance within their own culture than has lead many a white geek to seek out Japan’s culture as a surrogate; however, they’d be shattered to know that the insular and somewhat racist Japanese society would be even less accepting of them than the people of their true and native culture.





3. Introduction: Have the afflicted Wapanese meet someone from the culture so fully worshipped. Undoubtedly, they will make a total ass of themselves from their misinformed notions about Japan and will be shamed back in to "regular" behavior. Note: aim to find a Japanese male. If you find a Japanese chick, you will want to keep her for yourself.





8. Force Them to Emigrate to England: here people have been practicing making total assholes of themselves for thousands of years, so the Wapanese will blend right in.

Important message from England to America: "No.8 is an unworkable statement, Britain has too many wapanese as it is and the last thing we need is more of them, thankyou"

9. Poison: Give to the Wapanese a poison by pretending it's a wasabi sauce. He won't dare to recognize it has a bad taste and thus he'll die successfully.

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