A tool used by Zeus to Defeat the Demans that attempt to destroy humanity, wasnt used correctly after zeus until, Tenacious D unleashed its fury onto the worst of satans fury's... Saten
-youre girlfreind is a total succubus
-i know because after i layed a bit of freebird on my Guitar she couldnt handle it and exploded.
-i know rock on man
by Collin Foster January 03, 2008
An instrument that under normal circum stances, and in the hands of an average man is played incorrectly. See Musical Theory.
by Anonymous October 04, 2003
What thirteen year old boys start to play when they realize they're deep and emotional.
Thirteen-year-old: Hey Youtube, here's my own rendition of Hey There Delilah for all you lonely ladies out there.

(Makes a deep emotional face and plays some shitty guitar)

Person watching video: I think my penis just shrank
by radtoast December 14, 2011
If you have a guitar, you become part of a club that rules the cosmos. a guitar is a needed object to reach ultimate awesomeness. can also be played to create the most meaningful of melodies.
Some random: why do i suddenly have all this knowledge and power?

Me: Did you buy a guitar / guitars?

Some random: yeah boiii

Me: welcome to the club
by Rumpledigga July 26, 2009
The guitar is a device used for making music. It works when the player strums on the strings with his right hand, and presses them upon "frets" with his left hand. Most guitars have 6 strings, but some folk musicians use a 12 string, and some metal heads prefer a 7-string with an extra bass string added. It is more proper to call them wires, since they are often made of metal, in non-classical situations.

The coolest guitar relies on electricity to take the sound waves through a series of effect boxes and a loudspeaker called the "Amp." The sound comes through the amp, not the guitar itself. It is called "electric guitar", and the unique combination of mechanical strings and electrical pulses allows for the sound to be distorted to any crunch, wah, buzz, twang, and other sound not obtainable on a conventional instrument, but horrible sounding on a synthesizer. It does produce natural string vibrations which can be heard from a yard away, but they are horrible and lousy.

The acoustic guitar is an older, more boring instrument, which exchanges the power for a fatter, but hollow body with a "sound hole". This makes the instrument nerdy and gay, and it can only make one type of sound. But what is lost is perceived coolness and flexibility is made up for in a lower energy bill. Besides, you want to show the over-30s that you are a good kid that isn't afraid to be true to himself?
I bought a rare 20-string guitar.

Jimi Hendrix and all punk, jazz, and rock bands were players ofthe Electric Guitar. Jimmy Page was a god.

Tom Chapin is a dried up children's folksinger who plays Acoustic Guitar.

Praetorius wrote for the Classical Guitar 200 years ago.

The Resonator Guitar is losing its fanbase, as old men are dying, if not, becoming too uncoordinated to play it.
by Urine Corporation March 17, 2012
An instrument used to seduce hot chicks, and smack Satan in the balls. Best used after lots of practice, and with the amp knobs set to 11.
Who's playing that guitar? my daughter has been missing for 3 days!

Satan just cried with pain from that guitar solo.
by god's disciple. September 14, 2010
This is an instument that has strings. Not just six. There can be a lot. The most ive ever seen was twelve. If played right, it can be used to controlle peoples emotions.If playe wrong, it can attract preps who love jocks.
Example 1.
guy 1. I play the blues. * proceeds to play blues*
guy 2. This is so depressing. * lays down to die*

Example 2.
ass 1. I can play five chords on my flea market guitar and vaguely sing about a girl/guy named you.
by rottinghead June 20, 2009

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