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Date Signed Up:11/08/2011
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Location:Bonnie Scotland
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User avatar #323 - samxdaxman (03/27/2013) [-]
Hey :) just sayin' hi to all my FJ friends. Whatsup?
User avatar #303 - cardanbar (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, the thread ended. I could reply no more. I enjoyed our conversation. Maybe I'll talk to you again sometime.
User avatar #304 to #303 - mllerayael (01/18/2013) [-]
as did i ,i shall try and remember you :) till the next time new friend
User avatar #305 to #304 - cardanbar (01/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #298 - samxdaxman (01/10/2013) [-]
hello(for those who are new to my friends list, every once in a while i write on their profiles and say whatsup).
so, how are you?
User avatar #299 to #298 - mllerayael (01/12/2013) [-]
not bad yourself? have a good new year and xmas?
User avatar #300 to #299 - samxdaxman (01/12/2013) [-]
2012 kinda ended ****** for me but 2013's been good so far. You?
User avatar #301 to #300 - mllerayael (01/12/2013) [-]
kinda same 2012 ended epicly and then 2013 started with me getting dumped so not so good :S
User avatar #302 to #301 - samxdaxman (01/12/2013) [-]
Ahh, sucks :/
User avatar #306 to #302 - mllerayael (01/20/2013) [-]
Yep very much so but still feeling positive for this year arent u?
User avatar #307 to #306 - samxdaxman (01/20/2013) [-]
yep. im skiing in vermont now and its ******* awesome.
User avatar #308 to #307 - mllerayael (01/23/2013) [-]
wow lucky git ;) thats amazing hope you dont fall too much :P
User avatar #309 to #308 - samxdaxman (01/23/2013) [-]
Too late. Hahaha I wiped out so much lol
User avatar #310 to #309 - mllerayael (01/24/2013) [-]
wiped out?
User avatar #311 to #310 - samxdaxman (01/24/2013) [-]
Fell down. I would end up going too fast and would try to stop myself by falling lol. I'd justfall on my ass to avoid hurting myself.
User avatar #312 to #311 - mllerayael (01/24/2013) [-]
That sounds like a sure fire way to end up with a very sore arse lol
User avatar #313 to #312 - samxdaxman (01/24/2013) [-]
Haha trust me, it is.
User avatar #314 to #313 - mllerayael (01/25/2013) [-]
lol god i know i'm going to have to go skiing eventually and im probably going to need some kind of cast at the ready lol
User avatar #315 to #314 - samxdaxman (01/25/2013) [-]
Lol my advice is to not go too fast if you can.
User avatar #316 to #315 - mllerayael (01/25/2013) [-]
well i went once and ended up stuck with my skis on each side of a fence post too afraid to go back in case i went backwards down the slope i was there for quite a while mayb i`ll do the same and save my ass the bruises lol
User avatar #317 to #316 - samxdaxman (01/25/2013) [-]
Haha that's not a bad idea. sounds like something I'd do lol
User avatar #318 to #317 - mllerayael (01/25/2013) [-]
i warn you it requires a special talent ;)
User avatar #319 to #318 - samxdaxman (01/25/2013) [-]
Then I probably don't have it :P hahaha
User avatar #322 to #319 - mllerayael (01/25/2013) [-]
woohoo a fellow sufferer..ahem i mean talented individual lol
User avatar #320 to #319 - mllerayael (01/25/2013) [-]
its.......drumrolling......Super Clumsiness!!! tada lol
User avatar #321 to #320 - samxdaxman (01/25/2013) [-]
Ohh I have that! Hahaha
May the best assassin win.
May the best assassin win.

We should think about having a headquarters building!

And India, awesome! Is there a special occasion?






why not whats the worst that could happen :)
first mistake :P
I'm afraid someone might actually begin to monitor our activity. lol

And I don't know, did you have someone in mind?
Coulay guy? Describe him.

I thought you were talking about this at first.
anyone you would like to put on the list :)
added to the list their voices are just too goddamn high
definitely he`s going down
OMG YES! I knew this would work :)
pic pretty relevant we have an accord :D
I look forward to our missions.

The Honda Accord will be our getaway vehicle.
as do i :) ooooh purty car nice choice

User avatar #253 - smashingprodigy (12/13/2012) [-]
Talk to you later. I'm out for now! BYE!
User avatar #254 to #253 - mllerayael (12/13/2012) [-]
will probably be asleep later its nearly four here, till next time :) always a pleasure
User avatar #255 to #254 - smashingprodigy (12/13/2012) [-]
The pleasure is all mine. :P
Til next time
User avatar #223 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
Hi...Are you really 20?
User avatar #245 to #223 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
somehow i dont find that surprising wow shanghai i`ve always wanted to go there :D so exotic
User avatar #251 to #245 - exotic ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
+1 mention
User avatar #252 to #251 - mllerayael (11/27/2012) [-]
lol nice name :D
User avatar #246 to #245 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
Heh..Nice. :3
I feel so bad though..I wanna be with someone...Do you know a girl who is bi or lesbian online? =/
User avatar #247 to #246 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
no fraid not will keep an ear and an eye out though :)
User avatar #248 to #247 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
Thank you, Ma'am. :)
User avatar #249 to #248 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
any time :) i gota go to th uni and study (which i totally forgot about lol) but if you ever wana chat you know where i am ;) laters
User avatar #250 to #249 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
Thank you. I appreciate it greatly.
User avatar #224 to #223 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
yep born in 1992 :) how come?
User avatar #225 to #224 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
When is your birthday? o_O (Just a bit nosy ^^" Im a girl, don't worry. Im just a lil curious about you :P )
User avatar #226 to #225 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
i dont mind at all :) 4th march wbu?
User avatar #227 to #226 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
February 19. ^^ I'm only 14 though. x)
User avatar #228 to #227 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
least you don`t have as long to wait :) ah 14 your so lucky im at that pain in the ass point where im just starting to realise id ******* love to be 14/15 again :)
User avatar #229 to #228 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
Haha, I know, many people are jealous of me. :3 Hah.
Im just curious, are you straight? :3
User avatar #230 to #229 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
meh i`m not gay but i dabble to put it simply for some reason as attractive as men are only women are actually beautiful but I do have a bf :) u?
User avatar #231 to #230 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
Oh..I'm bi, with preference to females, because..they sexy. Haha. No. But I'm not like a lot of girls now-a-days, I'm bi, because I've been with a guy, but I like girls. I could find a guy sexually attractive, only if i find him like..attractive, personality and appearance.
User avatar #232 to #231 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
I guess that makes sense although your tastes always change as you grow up i mean not necissarily gender wise but i had met my bf when i was fourteen i would not have been attracted to him in the slightest i liked really tall skinny guys at the time and hated guys with no sense of tact now i look at alex and i`m just like get ur ass over here lol and think of his way of saying whatever he thinks no matter what it is as really genuine :)
User avatar #233 to #232 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
Mm that's nice.
So, how are you today? :)
User avatar #234 to #233 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
am good been up all night cause i slept all day to get rid of a hangover lol yourself?
User avatar #235 to #234 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
Waiting for a girl to talk to me..=_=" I have a crush on someone, but I know she's straight...;-;
User avatar #236 to #235 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
that sucks :(
User avatar #237 to #236 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #238 to #237 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
theres plenty more out there :) just gota keep hunting ;)
User avatar #239 to #238 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
I guess...I just need help getting introduced to girls...
User avatar #240 to #239 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
which country do you live in?
User avatar #241 to #240 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
China..I'd do long distance, or non long distance.. As long as I feel love..I dont care so much..
User avatar #243 to #241 - mllerayael (11/26/2012) [-]
wow that must be tough well i know it is my bf lives in france and i live in scotland i have to admit i dont know anything about society in china so i can`t even give you advice on where to meet girls
User avatar #244 to #243 - amissingmouse (11/26/2012) [-]
Haha, there are not many girls in shanghai whom are lesbian or bi.
User avatar #192 - samxdaxman (11/20/2012) [-]
making my social rounds again, just checking in on everyone. hows it been?
User avatar #213 to #192 - mllerayael (11/23/2012) [-]
see i onl heard about black friday this year what the heck is that? i swear black friday is the last friday before easter when jesus died??
User avatar #214 to #213 - samxdaxman (11/23/2012) [-]
I don't know the origins, but what I do know is people go crazy for deals Thayer maybe a couple dollars different from the regular price.
User avatar #215 to #214 - mllerayael (11/23/2012) [-]
I suppose kind of like the january sales here that`s just one month of epicness lol
User avatar #216 to #215 - samxdaxman (11/23/2012) [-]
Haha its not even a month. It's just one day. And people are literally trampled to death. No lie, like 5 people died last year because they got trampled, 2 were employees.
User avatar #217 to #216 - mllerayael (11/23/2012) [-]
holy **** that is messed up no offense but some crazy **** happens in america D:
User avatar #218 to #217 - samxdaxman (11/23/2012) [-]
trust me, i know. hahaha
User avatar #219 to #218 - mllerayael (11/24/2012) [-]
you may have already told me this but i have a remarkably **** memory where abouts in america are you from again ? for some reason i want to say masachausettes ( no idea how to spell it lol)?
User avatar #220 to #219 - samxdaxman (11/24/2012) [-]
Yep, Massachusetts.
User avatar #221 to #220 - mllerayael (11/24/2012) [-]
woohoo i got it XD well nearly :)
User avatar #222 to #221 - samxdaxman (11/24/2012) [-]
Haha close enough.
User avatar #193 to #192 - mllerayael (11/20/2012) [-]
hey :) not bad yourself?
User avatar #194 to #193 - samxdaxman (11/20/2012) [-]
eh ive been ok. ive had some ups and downs but overall im pretty happy.
User avatar #195 to #194 - mllerayael (11/20/2012) [-]
well thats what matters :)
User avatar #196 to #195 - samxdaxman (11/21/2012) [-]
yep :) so tell me about yourself. we barely know eachother.
User avatar #197 to #196 - mllerayael (11/21/2012) [-]
lemme see...I live in scotland, i`m a 2nd year psychology student and i`m 20 :) and i have the most ****** up sleeping pattern ever which allows me to spend a ridiculous amount of time on funnyjunk lol I never know what to put when someone says "tell me about yourself" its as though, immediately my brain sorts my entie life into three categories "safe" "to much info" and "will come off as a complete tit" lol how about you?
User avatar #198 to #197 - samxdaxman (11/21/2012) [-]
live in massachusetts, sophomore(10th grade in case you have a different system. which you probably do, we like to be different) in high school, and i sleep like the dead unless im playing xbox. i dont do **** so its pretty easy to sum up my life hahaha.
User avatar #199 to #198 - mllerayael (11/21/2012) [-]
i have no idea what tenth grade is lol i think your high school is our secondary school (i'm pretty sure) but after that i have no clue cause we go from 1st year to 6th year instead of whatever grade to whichever grade. although when i say second year its at uni not secondary, i would have to be some kind of special to still be in a 12 year old class when i`m 20 lol
User avatar #200 to #199 - samxdaxman (11/21/2012) [-]
well im 16. so i guess you can guess from there.
User avatar #201 to #200 - mllerayael (11/21/2012) [-]
wait yous start school at six?
User avatar #202 to #201 - samxdaxman (11/21/2012) [-]
we start 1st grade at then. before that we have kindergarten and sometimes before that preschool. kindergarten is at age 5 and preschool is from age 2-4.
User avatar #203 to #202 - mllerayael (11/21/2012) [-]
thats so strange (to me) before secondary here you have primary (4/5 to 10 years old) and before that nursery 6months/3 to aged 4
User avatar #204 to #203 - samxdaxman (11/21/2012) [-]
Haha like I said, we like to be different. Since were still a pretty new country(we've been around for only about 250ish years, mind you) I guess we have a mentality we need to be better and revolutionary than everywhere. Sometimes we succeed, other times we fail. A lot. But hey, I can't do much now hahaha. I still have no idea how to pronounce your fj name lol.
User avatar #205 to #204 - mllerayael (11/22/2012) [-]
mlle is to madamoiselle, what mrs is to mistress and rayael is just ray-a-l tada lol God knows if either system is better i dont really understand how they came up with either lol i mean at what point did they think we desperately needed to know how to dissect a ducks heart??
User avatar #206 to #205 - samxdaxman (11/22/2012) [-]
Haha true. I haven't dissected anything yet, probably gonna within the next few months.
User avatar #207 to #206 - mllerayael (11/22/2012) [-]
as long as its not right before or after lunch its be fine if it is theres always that one person lol
User avatar #208 to #207 - samxdaxman (11/22/2012) [-]
Hahaha I have a good stomach, I'd probs be able to eat
User avatar #209 to #208 - mllerayael (11/22/2012) [-]
lucky git lol
User avatar #210 to #209 - samxdaxman (11/22/2012) [-]
hahaha. speaking of eating, today is the day we americans celebrate coming into someone elses home, eating their stuff, killing most of them and kicking the rest out. thats right, ITS THANKSGIVING! hahaha
User avatar #211 to #210 - mllerayael (11/22/2012) [-]
really? happy thanksgiving then :) i always wondered when it was i mean thanx to tv i had a rough idea but nothing concrete :)
User avatar #212 to #211 - samxdaxman (11/22/2012) [-]
basically we eat, take a **** , sleep and then watch american football :P. oh, and then trample people for deals the next day on black friday. hahaha
Imagine this. A volcano.





BOOM! An earthquake of the highest possible magnitude!



Clothes everywhere!

I have just described my room.
but yea its that tv series :)
4th? That's not right.

thats not right? lol :D
Top 3 at least lol. jk
there was pretty heavy comptition lol
yea course you cant remember :P lol

So your mind has a mind of its own? Huh.

yea seems like it pretty often :) lol
'Twas most likely a misspelling.

my god i just realised you have never heard of :
two packet of lager and a packet of crips?


a deviantart account? link-> lets see then :)

And here you go :)
You need to login to view this link
love the wee future you XD

lol god i hate that so much
My reaction to it.   
My reaction to it.

That's when the internet becomes your best friend :)
aw thats a classic though america is missing out

:( At least I know that program exists now.

And google scholar? Never heard of it.
plus everything gets released earlier over there :)




i would always recommend it :)
that sounds pretty good i like things with a good twist

I might look into making a sofa next time!
asses seem to be coming up alot

Great for the mind and the body!

and make a surprisingly comfy extra bed when needed lol


aaaah so you`re not a literary man?

My last experience with buttocks was also rather pleasant. haha









**** I meant wasn't grabbing.
makes more sense :)
#95 - kabageguy ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
My body is ready.
#94 - kabageguy ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
Bye bye
#93 - kabageguy ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
Oh god yes
#92 - kabageguy ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
that was but a shadow clone
#91 - kabageguy ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
jumps over you and throws a book at you
User avatar #90 - kabageguy ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
Throws shuriken
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Whoa, that gif broke.
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aw nice :) yours?
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And had sharp claws!
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apparently i cant reply to the comment below
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User avatar #34 - smashingprodigy (09/27/2012) [-]
13 friends after being on the advice board? Mission a success?
User avatar #35 to #34 - mllerayael (10/02/2012) [-]
yep very happy lol
User avatar #36 to #35 - smashingprodigy (10/02/2012) [-]
Some people believe that 13 is a bad luck number. You sure that's a success? lol
User avatar #37 to #36 - mllerayael (10/02/2012) [-]
my wee brother was born friday 13th XD its pretty lucky for me :)
User avatar #38 to #37 - smashingprodigy (10/02/2012) [-]
That's great! I was born on the 26th, so I have twice the luck, but truly it depends on the time of day, haha.
User avatar #41 to #38 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
urgh i broke a mirror not long ago and im not superstitious but my luck has really gone down hill maybe there is something in it after all lol
User avatar #49 to #41 - smashingprodigy (10/25/2012) [-]
Hope it hasn't been too bad! Things will turn for the better!
User avatar #50 to #49 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
let me just put it this way i thought the worst point was when i was stranded in france till i was in a car crash lol owell its got to look up at some point
User avatar #51 to #50 - smashingprodigy (10/25/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that! But you turned out ok, right? That's what matters! If you know that you're at your lowest point, then know that there's nowhere to look but up!
User avatar #52 to #51 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
yea was extremely lucky not to get hurt when the car flipped so theres always a good side to things :) hows your october break going?
User avatar #64 to #52 - smashingprodigy (10/25/2012) [-]
Sorry, didn't see this response. And that's amazing for you to come out unscathed! Wow.

What is this october break you speak of? lol I only had two days off from my university during this month.
User avatar #65 to #64 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
yea same at my uni till they didnt pay me so i couldnt get back ended up in france for three weeks lol owell did you have a good long weekend/few days then?
User avatar #68 to #65 - smashingprodigy (10/25/2012) [-]
I wouldn't mind three weeks in France, but of course under those circumstances, it wouldn't be as appealing. I'm learning French on my own, so it'd be a great opportunity to learn more about the culture and improve on my language skills.

I did have a good weekend, my family and I went to a hot air balloon festival where they had live music and food and all that good stuff. We witnessed 50 hot air balloons go up into the air. I got photos of it. I promised a FJ friend those photos, but I can't find my camera's usb cord. :(
User avatar #69 to #68 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
wow that must of been beautiful to see most camera theres days have a mini usb cord they usually turn up about the house since most mp3s use them too and if you need any help with french i did my secondary education there so im pretty good at it :)
User avatar #70 to #69 - smashingprodigy (10/25/2012) [-]
That'd be great! I really appreciate it! Since Spanish is my native language, I have been learning French at a much faster pace.

My camera, unfortunately, does not share the same cable as others. :( It's a slightly different size so it doesn't exactly fit. I'm sure it's somewhere in my sister's room, so it shouldn't take too long to find it. As for the balloon festival, it was a beautiful sight! Especially at night, when they all come back and all the lights on the ground are reflecting off the balloons.
User avatar #71 to #70 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
well maybe you could help me then iv been trying to pick spanish back up over the last few months but... well tbh im pretty lazy and usually end up on here just listening to a spanish audiobook lol
wow its probably not the same thing but i cant help but picture the lanterns from tangled lol would be so amazing to see iv never seen more than two or three balloons in the air at once and i never been in one, although i dont know if i ever would want to lol
User avatar #72 to #71 - smashingprodigy (10/25/2012) [-]
I'd be glad to help! If you know French, Spanish should be easy for you. I have to warn you though, even though I've thought about being a teacher in the past, I don't exactly make a good tutor. But I will put forth the effort since you've offered to help me!

The lanterns from Tangled is almost exactly what they looked like at night! The price to get in one was a little too steep for us, but we were ok with just looking up at them. One day I will be able to go up in one.
User avatar #87 to #72 - mllerayael (11/01/2012) [-]
man its like 4 30 here i better go to bed i got classes all day tomorrow and somehow i gota write 1000 words in politics before three (i am the master of procrastination lol) so im gna go sleep and if that fails come back instead of studying like i should lol
probs talk tomorrow if your on :)
User avatar #88 to #87 - smashingprodigy (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'll be on. And go now! You need your rest! lol Talk to you tomorrow and good night!
User avatar #89 to #88 - mllerayael (11/01/2012) [-]
lol nanyt talk tomorrow then :)
User avatar #73 to #72 - mllerayael (10/25/2012) [-]
see i remember doing spanish at school on france and i picked it up really fast i think probably cause i was good at grammar more that anything to do with language skill but now from never using it or hearing it iv forgotten pretty much all i learned.
my friend in the south of france`s dad own a balloon you`ve made me think about going and asking him to go up one day :) yea even without going up i can imagine it must have been a hell of a sight. cheers XD
User avatar #74 to #73 - smashingprodigy (10/26/2012) [-]
To be honest, since moving further north in the U.S, I have forgotten some of my Spanish words. I constantly speak it with my parents, but I've always spoken English when with my best friends or at school. And definitely get into one! You should tell me how it feels if you do go up! Heck, since I promised myself I'd visit France one day, I might as well go, too!
User avatar #85 to #74 - mllerayael (11/01/2012) [-]
meh was in love with him for three years and i was friendzoned after 6 months of meeting him so not overly well but always remember him with fondness so not badly either :)
duno i was to put it simply an early developper and he was 14 (you can repeat years really easily in france) so i thought it was the end of the world lol
User avatar #86 to #85 - smashingprodigy (11/01/2012) [-]
D'aww. Looking back on the memories is great. :)

And I can see how it would be the end of the world... well, more like a pause, but I see. lol
User avatar #83 to #74 - mllerayael (11/01/2012) [-]
iv had quite alot of language related hilarious moments in my life the most embarrassing of which was when i was 11 and spoke for the first time to someone in my class in french, so of course i tried to talk to the boy i was hopelessly head over heels for and all i tried to say that i was too warm and ask him to open a window but as soon as i said Je suis chaude he started pissing hisself and i was like what whats wrong with je suis chaude i must have said it like five times before he finally controled himself enough to tell me i was telling him i was horny
i wanted to die lol
User avatar #84 to #83 - smashingprodigy (11/01/2012) [-]
Ok, I have to admit I laughed even harder at this one! lol How did it go with him after that?

One thing you should be happy about is that you said it at a very young age and not in your later teens. That would have gone 10 times worse.
User avatar #81 to #74 - mllerayael (11/01/2012) [-]
lmao I remember one class i was in taught by a french woman (who for some reason sucked at spelling she used to get so pissed when i corrected her god i hated that woman ) who taught the whole class how to say neck but since she didnt bother with pronunciation i got to listen to the whole class say ass over and over again lol
I think the most epic class i had was an english lesson in france with a french woman who had lived in england for 2 years she couldnt understand why i started pissing myself laughing and made me stand up and explain what was so funny so i translated what she had said to the class:
tomorrow i will do the cocking, hovering and after wars shell enjoy a glase of o-range juice
as soon as she said cocking i actually snorted lol i just couldnt help it
User avatar #82 to #81 - smashingprodigy (11/01/2012) [-]
I had to compose myself after reading your sentence! lol Oh, man. I have to admit I snorted as well when saying it out loud! haha I guess unsuitable teachers provide the best and funniest moments.

My class always laughed when my French teacher pronounced "third" as "turd." And she always made the laughter worse by telling everyone she did not understand why it was so funny. Dear god, your moment takes the cake! Took me a while to get my laughter under control.
User avatar #79 to #74 - mllerayael (11/01/2012) [-]
tbh even i have difficulty understanding some of the locals lol because its so far south theres a bit of spanish in the accent (which may make it easier for you but harder for me lol) but yea thing is you can learn as much as you want in school its all pretty much useless in practice unless you go somewhere as touristic as paris because of slang (that and iv only met one single good language teacher in all of the many schools i went to most gave up years ago and dont even bother correcting your pronunciation at all which leads to some pretty hilarious consequences :D)
User avatar #80 to #79 - smashingprodigy (11/01/2012) [-]
I may have trouble with the accent depending on how quickly they speak. I may have lived in Florida for 15 years, but I still have not gotten used to the speed at which some of the locals speak. I also have cousins in California that speak unusually quick so it's hard for me to understand when I visit every once in a few years. My two French teachers from high school were very helpful and were fluent in the language. My second level of French was taught by a woman from Switzerland who was very nice. Unfortunately, since a lot of the students in that class forgot their material during the Summer and basically botched a lot of the pronunciations, we had to restart from the beginning, but at a quick pace. And I understand what you mean by pronunciations... this story is more of a misunderstanding issue, however. During presentations, many students said "Je suis excité." It's a good thing I did my research before doing mine.
User avatar #77 to #74 - mllerayael (10/31/2012) [-]
well maybe montpellier or toulouse but i spent five years living next to a city called carcassonne and if you want to go somewhere less touristic than paris i would defo recommend there in may or late august 9cause there are alot of tourists that go there since its beyond stunning.
for some reason it wouldnt let me reply to your other comment i think fj thinks we talk too much lol
well my aunt lives on a piece of land next to a town called bugarach and if you dont mind living a bit on the rough side she basically loves having people to stay all she asks for is a bit of help with the garden or building the ruin on her land you should see all the ppl that go through her place theres folks from all over the world last i heard there was a family from germany and a guy from arizona :) and no need to know much french since nearly everyone in the area speaks english (thank god for me when i first moved over lol)
User avatar #78 to #77 - smashingprodigy (11/01/2012) [-]
That all does sound very cool. While Paris is a definite destination of mine, I'd love to vacation through some of the smaller cities. And I looked up the cities you told me about and they were exactly the types of places I was looking for; however, I doubt the photos online can even compare to how amazing the locations look in person. Any type of experience in a foreign country, no matter how small is sure to be an adventure. I still would like to catch up on my French though. Communicating with the locals I'm sure is much more fun than speaking it to another student in class.
User avatar #75 to #74 - mllerayael (10/27/2012) [-]
same when i was in france i always spoke english with my friends makes some people think i do it for privacy since me and my mates all speak english and french but its honestly cause speaking to them in french is really weird lol you should france is beautiful XD i love it there so much im going to move back next year :)
User avatar #76 to #75 - smashingprodigy (10/27/2012) [-]
I understand what you mean about speaking a different language to your friends. It feels very strange, and we mostly spoke English because our parents don't really understand a lot of what we say. :D

Once my French is good enough and I have the money, I will visit! Hopefully, within my early 20s. I'm sure the La Tour Eiffel and the Musée du Louvre are some of the most common tourist attractions (since IT IS Paris), but I'd really like to expand into some of the more commercially discrete locations. Unfortunately, I don't know about any. And that's amazing, going back to France! What city will you be living in?
User avatar #30 - dalemc (09/24/2012) [-]
It's a bit late for you tae be on is it no? haha.
User avatar #31 to #30 - mllerayael (09/25/2012) [-]
lol nope i may as well have insomnia i never sleep before about 5 in the morning i work best with only a few hours sleep. no a bit late for ursel:P
User avatar #32 to #31 - dalemc (09/25/2012) [-]
Ah I see see, and aye I'm getting tired likes it's windy as **** here am right beside the sea and been raining for over 24 hours now, starting to get on ma tits a little lol
User avatar #33 to #32 - mllerayael (09/25/2012) [-]
******** man glad i moved away from the coast then lol its just pretty overcast just now guess your getting all of it :P lol
User avatar #13 - ariscorp (09/24/2012) [-]
hey can i see a pic of you ? i dont know what th eaverage glasweigan fjer looks like
#17 to #13 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
i dont have a webcam so you can have a posey as **** pic lol
User avatar #29 to #17 - ariscorp (09/24/2012) [-]
I would post one but they're all outdated, you're pretty hot if i may say so myself
User avatar #7 - benfordham (09/24/2012) [-]
I'm taking your comment virginity.
User avatar #8 to #7 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
it hurt a little but in the ends was so worth it. you will always be my second invite, such tender memories
User avatar #9 to #8 - benfordham (09/24/2012) [-]
And you will be the first time I took someone's virginity so I thank you for that.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
your more than welcome to return ;) i hope this will be the start of a vibrant comment life i have so many phases to experience but i might just jump to the slut phase straight away to enjoy this to the full lol
User avatar #11 to #10 - benfordham (09/24/2012) [-]
The slut phase is always the best!
User avatar #12 to #11 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
nothing beats a good few slutty months then on and off for a few years lol
User avatar #14 to #12 - benfordham (09/24/2012) [-]
My slutty side is constantly on.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
oh benfordham you dog ;) lol
User avatar #18 to #16 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
if there was such a thing as virtual tickling i believe it would be appropriate here lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - benfordham (09/24/2012) [-]
I like tickling!
User avatar #22 to #21 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
everythings less rapey when a cute animal says it lol
User avatar #23 to #22 - benfordham (09/24/2012) [-]
What about a dog? They're cute but they'll still hump your leg.
#24 to #23 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
still pretty cute :D
User avatar #25 to #24 - benfordham (09/24/2012) [-]
Where are you finding all these? :D
#27 to #25 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
apparently this is a rapey dog tickle monster lmao
User avatar #26 to #25 - mllerayael (09/24/2012) [-]
google i dont actually have an images folder for this kind of stuff i just wing it i tried typing in rapey dog tickle monster surprisingly less horrible images came up than i thought would lol
User avatar #28 to #26 - benfordham (09/24/2012) [-]
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