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22 Whiteford, MD Man


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  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hey, I'm Fred, 22. I hate writing these things. I guess I'll start with saying that I'm a super relaxed person. I don't deal with drama or bullshit, no time or energy in my life for that junk anymore. People tend to like me for that reason =P. I'm probably one of the easiest people in the world to get along with. I can make anyone laugh their ass off, it really doesn't matter who you are. I also tend to like animals more than people; I for one appreciate the fact that my cat will never try to ruin my life =P. I also have horses, pigs, goats, a few dogs.. yeah basically a petting zoo. I'm a big nerd and I'm not ashamed of it. I game competitively, usually 2 nights a week. Yay hobbies?

I figured I might as well put this here as well; I do not open up to people as much as I used to, so if I message you I genuinely want to try and talk to you. I don't send a lot of them out.
What I’m doing with my life
Work and school. School for Cyber Security/anything business related. Love work, hate school.

Also playing my drums a ton. I bought a bunch of new stuff for my set a while back and have since recorded and uploaded some covers, I like to think of myself as the worlds okayest drummer.. lemme know if you wanna check out my channel!
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, and music. I play drums and I sing a lot, so I ended up picking up a guitar to go with the singing. I'm still really bad at guitar though. Also remembering random crap no one else remembers, I don't know why.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have no clue, probably my sense of humor. I tend to make light of whatever is going on unless its pretty obvious I shouldn't, and people tend to like that I can make any situation fun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I looooove to read. I like fantasy novels. The Hunger Games books were great, I just recently read "The Name of the Wind" and "The Wise Mans Fear". I highly recommend them. I also just finished reading the Mistborn Trilogy, SO GOOD. I'm currently reading Game of Thrones, I know I'm behind =/. It's good though! I don't watch a ton of tv. I pretty much just watch the Walking Dead and netflix if I'm in the mood. Mostly The Walking Dead though, because it's amazing and stuff.
I eat everything.

Music.. my life. I grew up on Ozzy and still love listening to him to this day. I like a lot of 80's rock, especially old hair metal. In terms of modern music, Shinedown is my all time favorite. I also enjoy Imagine Dragons, Halestorm, Alter Bridge, etc. I'm a sucker for great vocals and meaningful music. I also really enjoy acoustic performances as well. I don't keep myself to what I mentioned though, I listen to all kinds of stuff from the Beatles to Disturbed. Music has always been there for me when no one else was, probably why I love it so much.

Here's one of my favorite songs currently to give you some semblance of my tastes - if you don't like it we might have some problems =P
The six things I could never do without
My pets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How come every time you need to go somewhere important there always seems to be a old guy in a Buick going 10 miles under the speed limit?

Also stupid shit that unnecessarily stresses me out. If not that then song lyrics that are stuck in my head. I think everyone does that though, right? Scumbag Brains
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at work or at home. I go out once and while with friends but everyone nowadays leads a busy life so it's hard.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This website is the most awkward thing I've ever done. It's hard for me to put myself out there like this but I really want to meet someone who will be good for me and vice verse.
You should message me if
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You want to meet a fun guy who isn't just out for some fling! Or if you just want to talk; I'm not gonna be some scumbag and ask for pics or use stupid pickup lines. I actually like to have conversations =P. I'm pretty honest and open so I don't mind talking about pretty much anything. I don't mind texting either so if you want my number just ask!

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