toilet paper
Oh, you don't want to break up with someone when he butters his bread without breaking it first? Your life must be so much better than mine, but WHATEVER, gloating isn't ladylike, so shove it.
home decor
I've figured out some inexpensive yet fancy ways to personalize your homestead.
Plus, how I justify dropping so much cash on home fragrances.
Because the art of subliminal mind control begins with layering home scents.
I wish there was another human being in bed with me, but I’ve found comfort in fancy-ass candles.
Burning this candle that smells like that nice place I once went to in the country that time will solve ALL of my problems. DUH!
PLUS: Jane also fantasizes about Keanu Reeves being her boyfriend. Who knew?!