James O&#39;Keefe Tried to Trap &#39;Hot Blonde&#39; Reporter in &#39;Palace of Pleasure&#39;S

Conservative provocateur James O'Keefe crossed the line and became a full-on creep, today. His latest prank: Luring and attempting to trap a "hot blonde" CNN reporter on a "pleasure palace" boat filled with dildos and sex toys.

Thankfully, CNN intervened mere moments before the sexual ambush was to take place, otherwise James O'Keefe would have escalated from illegal phone taps to cornering and sexually humiliating ("seducing"? "pulling pranks on"?) women:




Basically, "the right's Bob Woodward" is the journalistic equivalent of a guy who shows his penis to you on the subway, then stands there chuckling under his breath. Abbie Boudreau was working on a story about conservative activists, and met O'Keefe during that. Then, the conserva-creep struck:



The quote goes on, but I'll spare you. (Read it here if you must.) An excerpt from O'Keefe's preparations for the ambush, which CNN obtained and put on its website:


"Avoid Marvin Gaye as too cliche." What is wrong with this kid? Also: "condom jar"? This is simultaneously hilarious, terrifying, and deeply tragic. Poor James O'Keefe. He's going to die a virgin, isn't he?

Now where is that flying dildo when you need it… [CNN via Slate]


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