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User avatar #149 - murdocisgod (01/13/2013) [-]
> Be having major back/shoulder problems because of giant, unattractive boobs.
> Get offered the chance to get them reduced and lifted so they'd be small and not saggy anymore but still be a nice size double d.
> Take the offer, excited to have smaller, better-looking tits and no more back/shoulder issues.
> Going in for surgery.
> Everything goes well.
> Coming out of anesthesia, I look down and see two huge lumps.
> I spazz then pass out thinking my boobs were exactly the same.
> Wake up to my mom saying, "Relax, they were just ice packs they piled on your chest to reduced the swelling!"

I almost had a heart attack.
#184 to #149 - thebestofmurder (01/13/2013) [-]
So you prefer Double D?
So you prefer Double D?
#203 to #184 - PiMaker (01/13/2013) [-]
dammit i should've posted this pic instead.
#179 to #149 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
She wanted the double D
User avatar #169 to #149 - shinobidesu (01/13/2013) [-]
double D still too big.
Should've gone for C.
#171 to #169 - pariahlol (01/13/2013) [-]
i agree, not a big fan of double d's, too big for me.
User avatar #229 to #171 - shinobidesu (01/13/2013) [-]
why did you get thumbs but I didn't ;_;
User avatar #195 to #171 - murdocisgod (01/13/2013) [-]
Compared to what I had before (Double H's), they seem small, trust me.

I looked like a ******* freaking changing after gym class.
Everyone was like, "Dafuq do you wear two bras for?' And I'm like, "Oh, to contain my enormous hatred of people who strike up weird conversations in the locker room." and this wasn't the locker room it was my birthday party and that wasn't a clown it was a priest.
He raped me.
#162 to #149 - erotictentacle (01/13/2013) [-]
I will never think of boobs the same way..... for today...
#151 to #149 - triggathepirate (01/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #150 to #149 - kayen (01/13/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if I should just laugh at the story or be terrified that you're a male...
User avatar #152 to #150 - murdocisgod (01/13/2013) [-]
I'm a female.
I just made my profile according to Murdoc Niccals' info. lol
#157 to #152 - triggathepirate (01/13/2013) [-]
Murdoc is near 50
Murdoc is near 50
User avatar #159 to #157 - murdocisgod (01/13/2013) [-]
Technically, the Gorillaz aren't living on Plastic Beach anymore, either. But that's my favorite album soooo...
#158 to #157 - murdocisgod (01/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #153 to #152 - kayen (01/13/2013) [-]
#154 to #153 - murdocisgod (01/13/2013) [-]
So is this.
So is this.
User avatar #155 to #154 - kayen (01/13/2013) [-]
I now believe that every Mormon has a book of Mormon to protect their virginity.
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