4 definitions by Wafsnipes23

After a holiday on Monday, going back to work on Tuesday feels like a Monday. You will have a case of the Muesdays.
I have a case of the Muesdays. I need a nap. Or a muffin.
by Wafsnipes23 May 27, 2014
What people do when they are flailing their arms about an automatic paper towel dispenser that is hard to activate.
I just witnessed a guy do paper towel karate in the mens room for five minutes! I just used my pants.
by Wafsnipes23 September 16, 2011
To sleep a certain time period away in order to skip it completely...as you are asleep.
Monday was so bad, I decided to sleep warp until Wednesday.
by Wafsnipes23 September 16, 2011
Somewhat like "Irish Twins", but "Austrian Twins" are two kids born days apart by different mothers with the same father. One mother is the wife and the other is the mistress.
See Arnold Schwarzenegger's dilemma. He had two kids born within days of each other by different mothers...one with his wife and one with his mistress. His kids are "Austrian Twins". (He happens to be Austrian, so he gets the title!)
by Wafsnipes23 May 19, 2011

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