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Subject:  Re: Wearing me down... Date:  9/5/2012  9:21 AM
Author:  xtn Number:  305871 of 308882

Pay Apple first. They have the highest rate. Send any extra money towards Apple and pay the minimums on the others until Apple is paid off. In the mean time, superglue that Apple card to the underside of a Polar Bear's testicles so you won't be tempted to use it again any time soon. The Citi card comes next. Tape your man card in the same place as the Apple card, because you can't have both a Macy's card and a man card at the same time. It's against unwritten international law.


PS - To the overly sensitive people... That last bit was humor. Yes, I know it's slightly sexist. So what? It didn't hurt anybody and I haven't set women's rights back thirty years.

PSS - Unwritten international law. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA reply if you remember the source thread.