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47 / M / Straight / Single

Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Judaism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm a man: M.A.N. You know, like that really repetitive Muddy Waters song? I'm a bit edgy, a grown-up punker, and a sophisticated nice Jewish boy. I'm a comedian, a property owner and a happy Eastsider. I'm a good cook, though baking eludes me. I have kick-ass taste in furniture. I'll good-naturedly argue with you about restaurants and so-and-so's last album... but not politics. Unless you're a right-winger, then I'll just make fun of you. I'm inked, but not too inked- a couple of arm tats. And I have 2 moody cats and a super chill Boxer.

I'm looking for something serious- someone I can talk to, laugh with, argue with, eat with, and eventually wake up with. I want to do awesome/silly/serious/tragic/happy/sad stuff with this person.
What I’m doing with my life
Property-related stuff (yawn). Writing silly stuff about silly people (yay). Telling jokes on a stage (YAY!).
I’m really good at
Writing jokes, being delightful.
The first things people usually notice about me
My blue eyes. And my poker face. I'm Steve McQueen, but only in my mind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies/TV: '70s American cinema, French New Wave, tons of docs on Netflix, old horror/exploitation, dumb comedies, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Downton Abbey, Justified (!), Game of Thrones, Portlandia, Girls, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, 30 Rock, Louie. If you tell me TV sucks, you is ignorant.

Music? I'll briefly summarize: 60s- garage, funk, ska/reggae/dancehall, psychedelic. 70s- funk, Sabbath, Zep, Big Star, Raspberries, Jerusalem, old school punk 45s. 80s/90s/00s- British art/post-punk, indie rock.

You don't have to be into all the same stuff that I'm into. Maybe some, though?
The six things I could never do without
Awesome food
Dark denim jeans/boots (I have a lot of 'em)
Danish Modern furniture
You (?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How you're going to cook my steak. Heeeyoooo!
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing comedy, with friends, seeing a band at the Echoplex, movies at the Vista, dining at a restaurant/taco truck/home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm right outside your window on a laptop. What's your wi-fi password?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 33–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
You should message me if
Your pics consist of you participating in actual human experiences... rather than being posed "look at me" headshots. You're funny, happy (but not boring L.A. Pollyanna-on-helium happy), and have some confidence and poise. You're into comedy, music, literature and awesome food... or, at least some of these things.

Again, I'm ultimately looking for a serious relationship. If that's not your end game, best of luck!