12 definitions by JamesBeam

Theft. So named for the 1969 Michael Caine movie, remade in 2003 with flavor-of-the-month "Marky" Mark Wahlberg. The word "job" at the end of it gives it obvious sexual connotations, but as the 1969 film is generally regarded to be a classic, the illegal implications are unavoidable.
What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night?

Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job.

She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'?

Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT.
מאת JamesBeam 3 במרץ, 2010
An acronym for Major League Soccer, the only professional soccer league in the U.S.

Not the first attempt to make soccer popular in the United States. Perhaps not the last, either, due to Americans loving to make money, and soccer being the most popular sport in the entire world... even though only the Americans call it soccer.
Nigel: I say, Paddy, I do believe this looks like an American MLS match on satellite.

Paddy: That league isn't fit ta wipe my arse with. Also why would an Irish and English lad hang out? Get out of me flat!
מאת JamesBeam 7 בפברואר, 2010
The act of setting fire to all merchandise, keepsakes, and/or souvenirs related to LeBron James, after he abandons Cleveland for Miami.
Cleveland Fan #1: Man, I am so depressed. I can't believe LeBron left Cleveland.
Cleveland Fan #2: Wanna burn dat #23 jersey in a Lebronfire?
Cleveland Fan #1: YES I DO.
מאת JamesBeam 11 ביולי, 2010


Among many other exploits. Seriously, wiki the man.

Bro1: Has Charlie Sheen entered the Tyson Zone?


מאת JamesBeam 3 במרץ, 2011
What Would Jesus Tweet?

...He wouldn't, dumbass. That's the joke.
Bob: I'm thinking of getting a Twitter account.

Frank: WWJT?

Bob: I don't get it.
מאת JamesBeam 3 באפריל, 2010
Ed: You are so freaking weird, dude.
מאת JamesBeam 4 בדצמבר, 2009



2) "Wanna go on a beer run?"
"No, you're sixteen, shut up."

מאת JamesBeam 3 ביוני, 2011

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