To be fair, it might not be for Memorial Day specifically, but you know they're psyched for this four-day weekend. Also note the lack of a soundtrack, which only furthers the high drama. One time, in middle school I fought my sister just like this, and she scratched my cornea, and for days I had to wear an eyepatch like an awkward 14-year-old pirate. YOLO?

Who will win? Why are there lambs in the house? As Gene Wilder said in Willy Wonka And The Bad Acid Trip, "There's no earthly way of knowing."

[via Tastefully Offensive]