Today on Tyra it was all about newfangled health and beauty tips. No quick fix scheme has ever worked before, but these new quick fix products are sure to get results...quick!

Here is a poor woman forced to humiliate herself on national television with some jiggly leg contraption. Probably called "The Jiggly Leg."

Some "bigger" people already have issues with their body image. They go to the gym to get in shape and feel better about themselves physically. This product will surely negate any positive feelings overweight people feel whatsoever.

Here is a lady taking a bath in noodles. They say it's good for your skin. We know the real reason: Tyra is going to eat that poor woman.