Introducing GizrankS

Hey guess what: We're rating stuff now! AREN'T YOU EXCITED?? I am. I'm so excited that I'm not even gonna talk about it anymore. Here's what our ratings mean:

1 STAR: Total garbage
1.5 STARS: Mostly garbage—with one or two aspects that are not completely offensive
2 STARS: Well-intentioned #FAIL
2.5 STARS: Meh
3 STARS: Kinda cool
3.5 STARS: A nice bit of kit that could use a little polish
4.5 STARS: Wow
5 STARS: Absolute perfection