I don't know what movie the CinemaSins guy watched to come up with seven minutes' worth of problems, but it couldn't have been the original Robocop — the movie is perfect.

Okay, so maybe it was perfect to whichever version of me first watched it back in 1987. Thing is, that weird little bastard, with his popped collar and feathered hair (oh, hair), still lives on inside me, drinking Slurpees and reading comic books. He'd be offended if he weren't such an idiot.