Toxic Robotic

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Last Login: 07/07/2014 9:50 pm

Gender: Male

Birthday: 02/14


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Stuff about Tox


"There are things you can't fight - acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you get out of the way. But when you're in a Jaeger, you can finally fight the hurricane... You can win..."

I'm like fire and ice and rage. I'm like the storm in the heart of the sun. I'm ancient and forever. I burn at the center of time and I can see the turn of the universe.

To start things off, Superheroes, giant monsters and robots are my jam.

The trailer for the 2014 Godzilla movie literally gives me an erection. Literally.

I'm Twenty-two.... TWENTY-TWO.

I'm an aspiring artist and nerd icon who is too lazy to actually draw or make s**t happen.

I'm secretly Red Mist.

I'm a turbo nerd

When I say "turbo nerd" I mean I'm not one of those hipster nerds who's knowledge about things nerdy extends well beyond Big Bang Theory and Marvel Comics movie content. ******** those people, by extension.

To add to the past few details, as far as textbook nerds go, I'm a 10. Yeah, I BET you wanna see a picture. Very few people are privileged with my secret identity.

I have a tremendous sweet tooth, it is not uncommon to look at me, look away for a moment and see me with a sucker or other candy in my mouth when you look back at me

I believe the phrase "Eat my shorts" needs to come back in a big way

I have many pet peeves. Some of them, people find odd. I can't stand when people put bread in the freezer. When people back up into parking spaces. Those ******** shoes that have the "toes". And So on. It just pisses me off for some reason and makes me want to break a window.

Because of my Flash-level metabolism I'm almost always eating something and I enjoy the junkier/sweeter foods just because I can

I love comic books

If I was a character from Red vs. Blue, I'd be Grif

If you cross me or someone I care about, I'm compelled to get even

I've got a deep loathing of the undead and the enjoyment I get out of seeing them destroyed rivals Tallahassee (Zombieland)

I'm single and I consider myself 'off the menu'. Sorry ladies smilies/icon_wink.gif

I'm not above causing mischief or creating chaos for my own amusement, horrible as that sounds, I hate people and if I don't like them specifically, I take very few joys greater than watching them destroy one another

Alcohol is never a bad thing, unless you're in the early stages of alcoholism like I am. In which case it's an even better thing

I see a pair of striped stockings and I'm done

If you think I'm hungover you're probably right

I happen to be a Pokemon master

I'm a leaper before I'm a looker

I love robots of almost any sort

I'm a firm believer that if you want to do something you should do it and worry about the bullshit later. After all, what's the worst that could happen?

I can't stand it when a girl asks me to sing to her

I play bass

If I think you're a douche I will most definitely make it publicly known

I've always got the bomba

I own a pair of yellow shoes and a single blue sock

What you think is the least of my concerns

I had a mental breakdown a few years ago that I'm still recovering from

I don't believe in god. While I'm open to the concept of religion and belief, I'm not convinced by it.

I don't suffer stupidity or ignorance very well at all

If you are wrong about something, I will correct you

If you think I don't like you, you're probably right, because there won't be any question about it, nor will there be doubts, you will know

If I do like you, you'll find no one with stronger loyalty

The stuff people say about me. I'm a d**k.

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Pregnant Furby Report | 07/23/2013 6:11 am
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I'm commenting on your profile because I want gold. mrgreen
I Dont Sleep At Night Report | 07/02/2013 2:46 pm
I Dont Sleep At Night
:3 I read your profile.

I approve.
burnning_devil Report | 01/17/2013 11:46 pm
can i bug you for a reply?
I_rocks Ur_socks Report | 04/09/2012 12:40 pm
I_rocks Ur_socks
Sorry, my memory is a little foggy.
I think I need a reminder.
I_rocks Ur_socks Report | 04/08/2012 7:19 pm
I_rocks Ur_socks
I miss you. ;3
I_rocks Ur_socks Report | 04/07/2012 8:51 pm
I_rocks Ur_socks
I hope you know my p***s had a dream about your mouth the other night.

It made my p***s cry. ;D
I_rocks Ur_socks Report | 02/19/2012 8:11 pm
I_rocks Ur_socks
My p***s keeps writing love letters to your mouth.
chibiazul Report | 02/14/2012 11:06 pm
Happy be-lated Birthday!
I_rocks Ur_socks Report | 01/31/2012 5:36 pm
I_rocks Ur_socks
:C Why aren't you on?

Whatever I decide to stick at the end of a post


Creeps, yo.


I took the crooked path. And I would again.. And again.