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  • Ages 23–33
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Judaism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Sales / Marketing
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My self-summary
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Despite my rampant use of sarcasm, I'm secretly a very nice guy. My sense of humor is big on comedy.

I'm an INTJ, if you're into that. Though I think the I and the J are up for debate.

Juuuuust moved here from San Francisco.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to balance the pursuit of:

Intellectual Stimulation
Physical Stimulation
I’m really good at
Poaching eggs, witty retorts, good puns, terrible puns, Adobe Photoshop. I don't know if I'd say "I'm really good at" Scrabble, but you'll probably lose if you play me. Also humility.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Curly hair, a beard (roughly 60-70% of the time), sharp tongue, quick wit, generally affable, a good listener and easy to talk to.

Many have remarked that I am "SUCH a Sagittarius," but in the spirit of this question, it probably wasn't the first thing they noticed.

Update: My beard is about 300% thicker and has begun to climb up the rankings of things people notice about me first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Current: The War on Drugs, Mac DeMarco, Tame Impala, Thee Oh Sees, Action Bronson, Run the Jewels

Not so current: Pavement, Radiohead, Wu-Tang, Belle & Sebastian, Sonic Youth, The Replacements, Ween, shoegaze, proto/post-punk, 90s/00s indie/hip-hop

Podcasts: Comedy Bang Bang, The Champs, K Ohle, U Talkin' U2 to Me, improv4humans, Topics, WTF and YMIW when they have good guests.

Books: I should probably read a lot more, but I like Pynchon and David Foster Wallace. I mostly read non fiction about history, sociology or modern psychology. Or about food.

Film: Reservoir Dogs, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Mulholland Drive, Days of Heaven, Synecdoche NY, Inside Llewyn Davis (basically all Coen Bros except for the shitty ones).

TV: Breaking Bad, The West Wing, X-Files, Curb/Seinfeld, good sketch comedy (Monty Python, The State, Mr. Show, Key & Peele, Mitchell & Webb, Inside Amy Schumer), Billy on the Street, Broad City, Workaholics. My guilty pleasures are shows like Bar Rescue or Restaurant Stakeout, where they put surveillance in a shitty bar/restaurant to spy on the negligent employees, usually resulting in hilarity.

Food: Food is probably the best thing. I like super spicy food, and probably eat too much pork. Modern Mexican and South/SE Asian are my two faves. I think celery is the most vile thing in the world and Italian food is incredibly overrated. Favorite fruits/vegs include: Tomatoes, kale, arugula, pineapple, avocados, eggplant, cauliflower, berries.

Also quite into beer, preferably the high ABV, balanced and flavorful variety. IPAs and strong Belgian beers are my faves.
The six things I could never do without
Genuine human connections, kitchen gadgetry, google maps, good food, sarcastic and witty banter, stimulating/inspiring art/entertainment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to cook for dinner, absurd hypotheticals, whether the person I'm talking to will be able to take a joke or not.
On a typical Friday night I am
I go out on Wednesdays/Thursdays nearly every week, so usually I just want to stay in, cook a nice dinner and go to bed at a reasonable time on Fridays. It's kind of an amateur night for going out anyway.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a somewhat troubling seltzer addiction, and have a hard time trusting people who don't like spicy food or dogs. Or who have Ayn Rand listed as a favorite author.

I can occasionally be a bit snobby about certain things, but I try not to be a dick about it, and believe in the importance of discovering common ground. If you refer to yourself as a "polymath," there's very little chance I'm going to be able to take you seriously.

It annoys me when people say they're a "Die hard fan" of something, unless they're a fan of the film series Die Hard.
You should message me if
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You're really funny, really silly, really smart, really nice, really sweet, really passionate, really curious or you have really good taste. Or some combination of those things.

I joined this site with the goal of meeting some amazing people, so don't message me if you're not amazing.

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