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Dinosaurs have become a major media sensation because of human civilization's increased destruction of their habitat. When the jungles, prairies, forests, and other prime dinosaur ecological communities are destroyed, these noble creatures have to come into cities and towns to search for food and shelter. Humans have always lived in peace with the tinier feathered dinosaurs, and until now the larger dinosaurs were naturally skittish and avoided humans. Due to environmental destruction, this is now proving increasingly difficult, and the bigger specimens no longer keep to themselves.

Dinosaur history

Dinosaurs have roamed the earth and mastered the sky for over six hundred million years (give or take tens of millions). The various species carved out niches and lived either side by side in peace with each other or, in the case of the predators, roamed at will through their territories in search of prey. Having survived many close calls which would have devastated the dinosaur population, including what astrophysicists call several large "missed by just a whisker" asteroid strikes. The relentless nature of these noble creatures was unchecked until the most intelligent of mammals--Homo sapiens--came down from the trees and moved onto the plains.

Habitat and diet


Fishermen like to feed dinosaurs their unwantedfresh kills, so a few can always be found down by the docks.




Dinosaurs among us










Theme parks

Triceratops ATTACK!

Fire show at 5, 8 and 10.


The two Dinolands--situated in easily accessible Paris, France, and Toronto, Canada--have spurred imitators as far away as Peru (although these faux attractions have no dinosaurs, they do have several foam facsimiles expertly manipulated to chase families down the waterslides). Only recently have the dinosaurs demanded union representation, and this has caused several work stoppages, very loud picket lines, and the unfortunate loss of several management negotiators.



Velociraptor Awareness Day


Founded specifically to protect large dinosaurs, PETA (People for Ethical T-Rex Assistance) has recently turned its formidable publicity machine to make sure smaller dinosaurs are also treated fairly. "After all," said PETA spokesperson Bess T. Ality,[2] “scientists all agree that birds are dinosaurs. Really, there's not much difference between a Tyrannosaurus rex and a hummingbird, is there?"

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the trees as effectively as a crew of migrant workers with sick children back home and nary a peso in their pocket.

Less successful for the cause was the misnamed "World Naked T-Rex Ride" held in spring of 2010. The original concept was for protesters to travel through cities across the world while riding naked Tyrannosaurus rexes. But PETA considered the idea to be cruelty to animals and the group lacked funds to sponsor an international event, so the plan was changed. Instead, the organization used hundreds of women who ran naked through the streets of London. The campaign was intended to put the focus on dinosaur rights, or, as some observers believed, the "Birds Be Free"[3] campaign. But unfortunately, spectators instead focused on the hundreds of women running naked through the streets of London.

PETA continued to expand its focus to include the plight of hundreds of other naked dinosaur species. The group has stood at the forefront of granting freedom and peaceful coexistence to our roaring, rampaging, and carnivorous brothers and sisters.

Unfortunately, the organization suffered some failures. Several people were reported missing after last year's Velociraptor Awareness Day and Million-Dino March. And the group's headquarters’ suffered severe damage and several members were reported missing after their ill-advised Bring-A-Dino-To-Work Day. Bess T. Ality said, "Next year we'll change two things; first, make sure we don't try to lead the 13-foot tall T-Rexes through six-foot high doorways; and second, make sure they eat before we bring them in. Perhaps next time we'll add some tomatoes to the carnivores' vegan salad. They seem to like eating things colored red."



Popular culture






The future of dinosaur-human relationships

Robo dino

Nuff Said.

Dinosaur footprints

  1. Because of the high union dues.
  2. The "T" stands for "T-rex.
  3. "Birds be Free" is British slang for "Hundreds of women running naked through the streets of London."

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