Kourtney & Kim Take New York Recap: The Poor Assistant, The Odd Sister Out

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It was great. And yet, none of these insults seemed to bother Scott. He explained to his audience that he's "very busy usually working on corporate stuff."

Doing corporate stuff takes up A LOT of one's time, especially if they're having trouble defining said corporate stuff. Well, with all of this newfound fame and corporate responsibility, it was high time for Scott to hire an assistant. Enter Dale.

Poor Dale wore running socks with dress shoes and sported a goatee. Scott made Dale lose both. The next day said assistant saunters in looking like the second coming of Scott Disick.

What a Disick

A face made for radio the Men's Fitness cover.

Since Scott's never had any real power, he mishandles it in the truest sense of the word. Scott believes in treating people like dung and once their spirit is broken, then it's time to ease up a smidge. Methinks Dale was called in by the producers for a potential gig, but was prepped that this would be used as footage for an ailing series. 

Dale was probably up for the challenge of being Disick's assistant, but once things went sour at the Mens Fitness shoot, Dale headed for greener pastures.

It was an unprofessional parting on both sides. Scott is an idiot who has no idea how to manage properly, and Dale took his union check for 13 minutes of airtime, shouting "I quit" over his shoulder to Scott. After a pep talk from Saddy-Cakes Kim, Scott decided to give Dale another try.

Oooh no you don't, says Dale (a bit more crassly). He calls Scott an a$$hole, and walks out. Always one to turn a negative into positive, Scott pats himself on the back for giving Dale a pair of balls. Everybody wins!

After an episode of attitude and moping, Kim confides to her new pal that things between the sisters are tense because Khloe and Kourtney like each other more than they like Kim. Not so, says Scott. Yes so, say the viewers.

Khloe and Kourtney totally like one another more than they like Kim. Buuut the episode is wrapping up and we have to find a way for everyone to get along. So make up or be forced into another season in New York, hiss the producers.

Fine, bitch the sisters three.

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Love you Kim and ur sisters all .. espically the twins ;p .. I have a sister twin too :p .. But still LOVE you all


Wow kim your are sexy i love you kourtney i love you so much




At first I was feeling sorry for Dale, but then I began feeling like, if he continues allowing Scott to treat him like dirt, then he deserves what he gets so screw him! But then Dale stepped up to the plate and turned it around by quitting, and then he totally got my vote and won me back to his side by not accepting Scott's apology or taking back the job. And then the fireworks blew up in the sky when Dale cussed Scott out without being belligerent. That was the total icing on the cake, which Scott totally deserved because Scott IS an obnoxious, pompous A-HOLE, big time!! He actually thinks he's all that, but he's not. Ugh!

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