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User avatar #465 - woooosh (03/28/2010) [-]
Q. How do you kill a blue elephant?

A. Shoot it with a blue elephant gun
Q. How do you kill a pink elephant?

A.Strangle it untill it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun
User avatar #358 - MrWerbenmanjensen (03/28/2010) [-]
How do you catch a rabbit?
Hide in a forest and make carrot noises.
#371 to #358 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
lol carrot noises.

User avatar #349 - IEpicWinGuyI (03/28/2010) [-]
Q: What's better than watching Twilight?

User avatar #214 - buzzin like a bee (03/28/2010) [-]
my two favs

why did the girl with no arms and no legs fall off the swing?

because i threw a microwave at her.

why did the man with terminal cancer die?

i shot him.
User avatar #20 - TheCthulhu (03/27/2010) [-]
a man walks in to a bar, he's an alcohol and its destroying his family
User avatar #26 to #20 - TheJosephStalin (03/27/2010) [-]
An alcohol walks into a bar, he's a man and it's destroying his family.
#27 to #26 - anon (03/27/2010) [-]
a family walks into a bar, he's an alcohol and it's destroying his man.
User avatar #34 to #27 - TacticalAssassinK (03/27/2010) [-]
A destroying bar walks into a man, he's am alcohol and it's family walks.
User avatar #110 to #34 - lucyland (03/27/2010) [-]
An alcohol walks into a family, he's a bar and it's destroying his man.
#43 to #34 - ThisGuyIsMe (03/27/2010) [-]
Epic Win
User avatar #599 - NumberOneNob (03/28/2010) [-]
Why is this joke not funny?

Because you didn't laugh...
#577 - SenorAnonymous (03/28/2010) [-]
Yo me gusta dinero
#584 to #577 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
Any hispanic grammar nazis out there? Time to act!
#604 to #577 - YerGyroYaBass **User deleted account** (03/30/2010) [-]
there wouldnt be a "Yo" in fornt of it..that reads- I i like money

#620 to #604 - SenorAnonymous (04/07/2010) [-]
Yo no soy una gramatica Nazi, bastardo.
No puedo usar acentos en este sitio web
User avatar #624 to #620 - CarlosSpicyWeiners (04/09/2010) [-]
all icould read was the bastardo thingy, nothing else
#621 to #620 - YerGyroYaBass **User deleted account** (04/07/2010) [-]
User avatar #626 to #621 - randomhacker (04/18/2010) [-]
User avatar #571 - Ahem (03/28/2010) [-]
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"


How do you fit 95 jews in a volkswagon?
2 in front, 3 in the back, and 90 in the ash tray.
User avatar #629 to #571 - Mephizto (09/08/2010) [-]
That with the Volks "Wagen" was racis -.-

but i lold
#516 - dethmaster **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
grocery bad? umm not to be a grammar nazi.
#519 to #516 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
stfu you grammar nazi :D
we all understand what it means
why don't you just get your head out of your butt and go with it
User avatar #512 - bradynissen (03/28/2010) [-]
How do you get 5 babies into a jar?
Use a blender.
How do you get 5 babies out of a jar?
Use Dorito's
#517 to #512 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
i don't know which anti-joke is worse
blending babies... baby dip... blending babies... baby dip
User avatar #501 - bradynissen (03/28/2010) [-]
I have one, but it's really mean.

What is red, white, silver, and runs into walls?
A baby with a fork in his eye.

I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.
User avatar #508 to #501 - sammyrox (03/28/2010) [-]
haha thats funny

A dog walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender realizes how silly this is, and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over and tells his wife about it, who ignores him. He begins to silently cry, knowing that his marriage is falling into shambles.
User avatar #532 to #508 - Ahem (03/28/2010) [-]
that is so ******* terrible haha.

A man walks into a pub. He is an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family.
#462 - megadrscar (03/28/2010) [-]
-Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
Because it was dead
User avatar #408 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/28/2010) [-]
So a black kid, lets name him tyrone, comes home from school one day. Hey goes up to his mom and says, "Mommy, why do i have the biggest dick in my 5th grade class? Is it because I'm black" The mom, surprised by the question, states, "No son, its because ur 18."
#376 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
Recently found? Good god son, you sure are slow.
User avatar #379 to #376 - sllllowpoke (03/28/2010) [-]
Hey, you guys heard of anti-jokes?
User avatar #352 - Bacconator (03/28/2010) [-]
Cruel and cool
#361 to #352 - MissVicious (03/28/2010) [-]
lmfao! that was good.
#344 - Kaz (03/28/2010) [-]
What's worse than 10 babies stapled to 10 trees..?

One baby stapled to 10 trees..

Sorry.. that was bad. =(
User avatar #241 - Tenshi (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the little girl drop her balloon ?

cause she was getting raped in the face
User avatar #197 - RawrIAreDinosaur (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the chicken get hit by a car?
it didnt look both ways
User avatar #178 - KisameFish (03/28/2010) [-]
Q:A man hits a woman who gets in his way, who's fault is it?
A: The man's for driving in the Kitchen.
User avatar #181 to #178 - ScondorTheWizard (03/28/2010) [-]
It's the womans for not making the sammich quick enough
User avatar #175 - starJOCK (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the wall fall? cause it was made of leaves.
why did the boy fall of his bike? cause someone hit him with a fridge.
why did the girl fall off her bike? cause she wasn't in the dam kitchen.
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