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40 Tucson, AZ Man


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  • Ages 32–45
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My Details

Last Online
Oct 26
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Apparently I'm supposed to write a fucking book in this space.....I'll just copy and paste something.

Boric acid was first prepared by Wilhelm Homberg (1652-1715) from borax, by the action of mineral acids, and was given the name sal sedativum Hombergi ("sedative salt of Homberg"). The presence of boric acid or its salts has been noted in sea-water. It is also said to exist in plants and especially in almost all fruits (A. H. Allen, Analyst, 1904, 301). The free acid is found native in certain volcanic districts such as Tuscany, the Lipari Islands and Nevada, issuing mixed with steam from fissures in the ground; it is also found as a constituent of many minerals (borax, boracite, boronatrocaicite and colemanite).Boric acid is soluble in boiling water. When heated above 170°C it dehydrates, forming metaboric acid HBO2. Metaboric acid is a white, cubic crystalline solid and is only slightly soluble in water. It melts at about 236°C, and when heated above about 300°C further dehydrates, forming tetraboric acid or pyroboric acid, H2B4O7. Boric acid can refer to any of these compounds. Further heating leads to boron trioxide.

Boric acid does not dissociate in aqueous solution, but is acidic due to its interaction with water molecules:

B(OH)3 + H2O ⇌ B(OH)4− + H+

Ka = 5.8x10−10 mol/l; pKa = 9.24.


4B(OH)4− + 2H+ ⇌ B4O72− + 9H2O

I'm bored. So very bored. Yep, bored. I enjoy non-boring things like movies and live music. Unless it's a boring movie or a boring band, and then I don't really enjoy it.

I am Insomniac, nerdy, and I need a haircut
What I’m doing with my life
Fighting heredity, one day at a time. Being angry. Caffeinating. Working in porn. Balding. Falling off of roofs. Breaking ribs. Missing my dear departed cat.
I’m really good at
Jeez, I dunno. Smoking? Making coffee? Playing video games poorly? I used to be really good at drinking too much, but I had to stop.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My cheery disposition. My ears(they stick out a tad). My lack of a moustache. The fact that my typical footwear bears a striking resemblance to ortho-shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - George R.R. Martin(even though he's probably gonna croak before he finishes "A Song of Ice and Fire") Speaking of GRRM, I'm torn by his new popularity. I mean, good for him that he's finally getting his due, and that it's gotten a few people to actually pick up a book(or e-book...whatever). But I'm also sick of people who watched the latest season on HBO and are complaining about having to wait "a whole year to see what happens next", but apparently not enough to crack a copy. Seriously, fuck you. Try waiting 5(and then 6) fucking years between books. "Books are expensive"...fine, I'll loan you my copies. "Books are a pain in the ass...theyre big and cumbersome"...fine, I have the e-versions, in 3 convenient formats. "I have trouble reading, my mind wanders"...fine, I also have audio versions. But no, they just want to sit back and have the story poured into their heads. Enjoy your incomplete version, assholes. Biographies. The Hardy Boys.

Movies - Blazing Saddles. The Toy. Adam-12. The Last Detail. The IT Crowd.

Music - Not country. Lately, "Jesus Christ Superstar" has been stuck in my head. MOTO. The Clorox Girls.

Food - No hummus, please.
The six things I could never do without
Blazing Saddles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The past. I have a lot of regrets.
On a typical Friday night I am
I guess I'm supposed to say "Out at some douchey fucking bar, watching some fucking shitband" or some happy horseshit like that, but I'd be lying if I said that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sigh....I STILL have a huge crush on Liz Phair. There, I said it. Oh, and I'm neither super, nor negro.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. about this: You SHOULDN'T message me if: You fancy the lads who wear girl-pants. You wear flip-flops with socks. You own a pair of crocs. You dig popped collars. You don't find Pedobear funny. Pornography offends you deeply. You're a preachy vegan. You have a grapefruit shooter on your car. You're going for that "beeyooteefull pinup girl" look...Seriously, why not just become a Juggalo, it's about the same amount of makeup. Oh, that reminds ICP fans.

Speaking of ICP, I met them years ago when I worked at the airport; they were getting off a plane, and I was coming out of the smoking lounge. I said "Hey, you guys are ICP, right?"(They were wearing ridiculous letterman jackets with clowns and shit on them). They said "Yeah, want an autograph?". I said "Fuck no" and walked away.

Ya know what? You prolly just shouldn't message me.

And when the fuck did "message" become a verb?