Canadian Moshpit. I'm Canadian. sorry.. CANADIAN MOSH PIT. &gt;As the Canadian Most pit is worked into a perfect frenzy it begins &gt;i call out the order to drop them and crates full of maple leaves fall from the sky &

Canadian Moshpit

I'm Canadian. sorry.

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User avatar #9 - mattdoggy (02/01/2013) [-]
>As the Canadian Most pit is worked into a perfect frenzy it begins
>they dance down onto the floor like confetti
>the moshers rejoice for they know what comes next
>i set off the fire alarm and the sprinklers begin to hail
>but it's not's syrup
>pure 100% Canadian Maple syrup drenches them all like sweet summer rain
>They let out a shout of joy and face up into the heavens
>after it has fully covered them the Canadian Prime Minister sounds the Aboot Time horn
>they hit the floor and roll in the leaves completely covering themselves
>rolling back and forth bumping into each other and swapping syrup
>the music is inaudible over the sound of the cries of "SORRY"
>when they look good and covered a Mounty blows the "Hoose Whistle" to tell them it's time to go home
>they all walk out in an orderly line picking up their hockey sticks and apologizing on the way out
>they they hop on their moose and ride back to their hoose and apologizing to the snow as they trudge through it
>and tha'ts how i imagine a Canadian moshpit to go
#10 to #9 - azinfoo (02/01/2013) [-]
That was ******* funny. If I had to, I would do multiple captchas to thumb you.
User avatar #1 - cfranche (02/01/2013) [-]
Do we really apologize that much?
User avatar #2 to #1 - aaronthefknpanda (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm sorry if we do
#15 to #2 - 2scared2login (02/01/2013) [-]
im sorry you feel that way
#8 to #1 - bulkheadshot (02/01/2013) [-]
I literally say I'm sorry for EVERYTHING. Even when i hold open a door open to long and make the other person feel awkward.
User avatar #17 to #1 - whycanticaps (02/01/2013) [-]
ya, sorry
User avatar #11 to #1 - menqudoneix (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm sorry we don't apologize adequately.
User avatar #6 to #1 - iamwilldabeast (02/01/2013) [-]
sorry to break it to you but- wait what
User avatar #3 - asdfghjklasdfghjk (02/01/2013) [-]
like when someone says quit saying sorry and the first thing i try to say is sorry.
#50 - thisotherdude (02/02/2013) [-]
Sorry, but I'm not sorry about anything, eh.

Yes, go on America, go on believing what you hear about Canada, one day though you will see when we unleash the great moose upon your weak pathetic country!
User avatar #57 to #50 - tehbanana (02/02/2013) [-]
Don't tell them about our secret weapon eh
User avatar #61 to #57 - taintedangel (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah dude, WTF!?
User avatar #68 to #61 - blkknight (02/02/2013) [-]
Don't you mean "Yeah dude WTF eh!?"

User avatar #74 to #68 - taintedangel (02/02/2013) [-]
Dammit retard, you blew my cover, eh?!
#5 - TheWolfyr (02/01/2013) [-]
I've been in a few Canadian mosh pits (Toronto born and raised) and it's pretty much exactly like that, yes.

Any time somebody falls over, everyone in the pit stops, helps the guy back up, brushes him off, makes sure he's alright, etc., and then immediately starts pounding the **** out of each other again, saying sorry every once in a while.

I love it.
User avatar #16 to #5 - spoonandfork (02/01/2013) [-]
Thats any mosh pit unless you at some gay ******** show which might as well be considered underground fight clubs. i live in Pennsylvania and i was at a misfits show and some guy lost his ******* . Everyone stopped and helped him find them. The guy who found them gave them to him and hugged. Its a simple thing, mosh pit etiquette.
#80 to #16 - 2scared2login (02/02/2013) [-]
Every mosh at ******** shows I've been in has helped people who fall.
It depends on where you are, really.
User avatar #18 to #16 - thatmotherfer (02/01/2013) [-]
Not all ******** show pits are filled with ******** . A lot of the people will help you up if you get knocked down (at least where I live) but there are always some ******** that just step on you. That is why when you get up you take them out and the problem is over.
User avatar #19 to #18 - spoonandfork (02/01/2013) [-]
I just hate how their is always some huge guy doing spin kicks and next thing you know you catch one to the nose.
User avatar #21 to #19 - thatmotherfer (02/01/2013) [-]
Simple solution(s) don't get in the pit/don't stand too close to the pit.

You take that risk at a show. I hate when people stand at the edge of the pit and get upset when someone hits/kicks them.
User avatar #26 to #21 - spoonandfork (02/01/2013) [-]
thats the thing. there shouldnt be any kicking or flailing like a dumb **** . mosh pits are people jumping around having a good time. as i said above its not supposed to be a fight club.
User avatar #29 to #26 - thatmotherfer (02/01/2013) [-]
Not every time is it a fight club. I actually do the " ******** dancing" at shows and enjoy it a lot. It is a good way to take out stress. The whole pushing thing just doesn't appeal too me.
User avatar #23 to #19 - zoltardify (02/01/2013) [-]
#13 - kaffedk (02/01/2013) [-]
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#59 - glenbluez (02/02/2013) [-]
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#48 - bannak (02/02/2013) [-]
I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?
#46 - awkwardphase (02/02/2013) [-]
Canadian mosh pit = A Group Hug

I can say this cause i am Canadian, Sorry
#66 - drlolpranks (02/02/2013) [-]
Mfw "sorry eh"
#65 - 2scared2login (02/02/2013) [-]
I apologize way too much and I'm not Canadian... :(
Maybe living in Michigan is too close, it still rubs off on me
User avatar #69 to #65 - kievaughnb (02/02/2013) [-]
Exact same thing here
#43 - modernwish (02/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #55 to #43 - lolzordz ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
did he just knee someone in the face ?
#54 - xnotcreative (02/02/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk is seriously making me want to move to Canada.

I feel as if everyone holds the door for people over there, and that they all put their selfish needs behind them and actually help people, but I know that in reality, they're probably just as douchey as we Americans are.
User avatar #56 to #54 - darkangeloffire (02/02/2013) [-]
Depends on which province you're from. There are people from a part of Ontario called Thunder Bay and they're complete ******** . Whereas I'm from Alberta, where it's very oil rich and people are overall decent.
User avatar #70 to #56 - kickfacepunchgut (02/02/2013) [-]
Ontarians are awesome! Alberta is awesome! Quebec sucks (sorry to say it).
User avatar #72 to #70 - darkangeloffire (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah. The Quebecois are kind of weird from what I've heard
User avatar #73 to #72 - kickfacepunchgut (02/02/2013) [-]
they drive like maniacs and hate the rest of Canada :/ but the plus side is you can buy beer in a case of 60 for $56.00 and if your 18 you could go to hull and get drunk legally!
User avatar #62 to #54 - werrew (02/02/2013) [-]
Toronto Is pretty cool Except for the waether
#49 - Pompano (02/02/2013) [-]

The title of the last post would be more appropriate for the content.
#51 - zzombiee (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm Canadian and I enjoyed this post.
#53 - mizory (02/02/2013) [-]
This pleases Canada
User avatar #60 to #53 - taintedangel (02/02/2013) [-]
Kumajiro: "Who are you?"
User avatar #47 - bigpapapilgrim (02/02/2013) [-]
that one guy has a American Flag head wrap...
#14 - 2scared2login (02/01/2013) [-]
All the pits I have been in the people are usually pretty cool. If you get knocked down someone nearly instantly helps you up, then thrashes.
#7 - 2scared2login (02/01/2013) [-]
if woman are more likely to say sorry then men, and in canada everyone says sorry alot then you add even more sorrys to the amount of sorrys the women say because there more likely to say it...imagine the amount of sorrys the canadian woman say...
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