Lots of people get more time off over the holiday's, so you may be looking for ways you can entertain yourself with the extra hours you have spare. Luckily Pocket-Lint has put together a huge list of commands you can ask Siri, in which you'll receive an amusing response back.

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I see a little silhouetto of a man

Hey computer

Do I look fat in this?

When is the world going to end?

Beatbox for me

What is your best pick up line?

What's the time?

Roll a die

Testing 1,2,3

Siri, I am your father

What is your favourite movie?

What is the meaning of life?

Where is Elvis Presley?

What is zero divided by zero?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

How do I look?

Do you have a family?

Are you the Dick Tracy Watch?

Do you believe in God?

Knock, Knock

Where does Santa live?

Why are firetrucks red?

Can you stop time?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What is the best operating system?

Do you follow the three laws of robotics?

Are you a smartwatch?

Who is the best assistant?

Okay Glass

Which watch face do you like?

I'm naked

What phone should I buy or what phone is the best?


Why do you vibrate?

Are you stupid?

What is the best watch?

Do you have any pets?

Draw me something


Guess what?

Please can you make me a sandwich?

What is the best computer?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How do I look?

What is Inception about?

What are you doing later?

Do you have a girlfriend?

I love you

I'm so tired, Siri

I'm drunk

Tell me a story

Does Santa exist?

Are you Her?

Will you marry me?

Tell me a joke

Talk dirty to me

What is your favourite song?


Sing me a song

Dance for me

Will you go on a date with me?

Will you be my thunder buddy?

Do you think I'm stupid?

Is Jon Snow dead?

Is winter coming?