From the Comic Profile: 

The single most hubristic comic on this or any other website ever, Valkyries is the authorized continuation of Maximum Speed and Violence and Winners and Losers.
Updates three times per week, every 8 pm every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday. Contains NSFW material including profanity, nudity, sexual innuendo, and motherfucking collusion with Russia.

Author's Notes

1) Never ever ever wind up on television, especially if you are a desperate old man who has nothing to say to the future.

2) You get the heroes you deserve.

That is all.