Thursday, August 18, 2011

There is a Line to Use the Shower

Jordan is in there now, taking a hot one.  This season, they seem to be showering one at a time, instead of having someone else in the stall next door.

Sounds like Porsche was pretty close on Jeff's heels...

HOH Aftermath

Danielle is primping.  I guess she will flirt with Jeff now.  They high-fived his win.

An indoor lockdown just started. If you pour a little alcohol down Rachel's throat, we'll see some good drama.

The little Brenchal Love Vignette on tonight's live show was gut-wrenching, but in a vomitey way.
Jeff is looking forward to his HOH slippers.

Rachel Puts on a Show

knowing the cameras are on her.  Jeff won HOH tonight and things are slowing starting to settle down.

We can hear Dani coaching Kalia, telling her "not to get down yet".

BB6's Michael Donnellan is Still Creepy

I don't watch Millionaire Matchmaker.  I just don't like it.  But when I heard that Michael Donnellan from BB6 was on this week's episode, I set my DVR and got ready to get douchechills.

I was not disappointed.   Damn, he's weird.

If you don't know who I'm talking about, Michael Donnellan was Kaysar's partner, and had a little showmance with Janelle.


Patti Stanger was reviewing his behavior on his date, and Micheal ended up storming out of the interview, and calling her a fucking whore in Italian.  They had subtitles in his final scene as he walked out.

True story.  So tune in for yourself, if only to see that.

I'm pretty sure Micheal will end up killing someone one day, if he hasn't already.

Dani's HOH Blog

Here it is, word-for-word.  As you can tell, I think Dani is getting irritated by Kalia.  If you watched the live feeds early Wednesday morning (from 12:00 am to about 1:30 Big Brother time), you know what I mean.

Second time's a charm.

Wow. Where do I begin?? This HAS to be the season of the worst games moves. EVER! From trying to backdoor Jeff prematurely, to Lawon asking to be evicted, to keeping Rachel in the house. HOLY CANNOLI! One of the stupidest moves in this game is to evict one of your own allies… Why would anyone do that? Lawon was a back up plan that went very wrong. Last week I finally saw the people I can trust and the people who I cannot, plain as day. Maybe I'm a pessimist, but I try and think logically through worst case scenario… if it's the worst thing that can possibly happen, it probably will. This isn't my first rodeo and I know how this game works. I'm not going to lie, it was really hard to come to grips with the fact that the last two HOHs were a complete waste. It wasn't easy to accomplish what we had, and it all was erased. This week, … this week was a week for me to clean up the mess that was left from last week. Hey, I got the guy out once before, why can't I do it again?

HOLD ON… I just want to say… How the heck did Brendon get voted back into this house?? (; I was REALLY REALLY hoping Dominic was going to get the chance to come back in the house. It would have been great to have a close ally and a close friend back in the game. I miss his guts. In fact, I would have traded almost anyone to get Keith, Cassi, and Dominic back in this house. WE'RE EVICTING ALL THE FUN PEOPLE! No, really.. I apologize if this cast is uber boring we sleep A LOT. Some more than others.

We are getting closer and closer to the end of the game. It's crazy because it feels like I walked through the door yesterday, but at the same time it feels like we have been here forever. It's time for me to step up and make sure that I have security blankets everywhere! At this point in the game, I'm pretty much back to where I was in the beginning of the season.. having deals of some sort with, well, everyone. This could be a smart move, and this could also be to my own demise. In this house, everyone is scared of other people. Too scared to put someone up in case they come off the block, too scared to vote a certain way exc. The only thing I'm scared of in this game is… myself. I HAVE to make sure to play my cards wisely and not outplay myself. I need to calculate each and every move I'm going to make and have more than one back up plan in case things start going in another direction. I mean I'm evicting Rachel's finance TWICE and after he leaves, the only person she really trusts is me.. How does that even happen?

I'm definitely starting to get home sick. I miss being around people that actually care about me and having conversations that aren't big brother strategy. As cheesy as it sounds, it was so heart warming to see pictures of my roomies and bestie. Just hearing in a small letter about things that are going on outside of this house makes you feel great. I cannot wait to see everyone on the outside and catch up. On the other hand, the best part of winning HOH this week is securing that I will be spending another birthday in the Big Brother house. Birthdays get really lonely in here, but right now, there is not one other place I'd rather be.

I can't say it enough, but I truly hope I'm making all my friends, family, and big brother fans proud. Even for those of you that hate me and hope desperately every week that I get evicted, I hope in some way or another you feel as though I'm playing a good game. Apparently I do well with my back up against the wall because I feel like I'm fighting for my life each and every week in this game. Here's the thing with Kalia, I love her dearly, but she thinks she is just as big of a target as I am… that is B. FALSE. People are scared of me in this game, and people want me gone sooner than later. I need to branch out there and make other deals and back up plans to ensure that I stay in this house as long as possible. Being back in this house for a second time is still surreal to me and second place is not an option. NO REGRETS ONLY CHOICES!


Brenchal Plays "Cards"

that Rachel made out of Lipton teabags.  Pretty ingenious, I'd say.

Brendon:  I think I'm going to do a good  speech today.

Rachel:  Is it going to be nice?

Brendon:  All my speeches are nice.  I think I might say something to the floaters, though.  I'm on the Jury, right?

Rachel:  I don't know.  Does it matter?

Brendon:  I guess not.

Rachel: Jeff is Such a Joke

She and Brendon are whispering in the Purple Room after breakfast.  She has been hating on everyone, not just Jeff.  She is very focused on the upcoming double eviction, asking Brendon questions about it.  (Rachel had already been evicted last year when it happened--Brendon was a victim that week.)

Rachel:  Who were you up against?

Brendon:  Ragan.  No one was scared of him, so.....

Sounds like we will have the "Old Rachel" back after Brendon's eviction.  She is mad at everyone, particularly Jeff who she thinks threw the POV.

While Brendon does the dishes, Rachel went upstairs to see if she could use the HOH bathroom---Shelly was in the one downstairs.  I don't know what happened, but she came right back downstairs without going in.

Shelly is primping in the mirror after her shower.  (How cute was little Josie on TV last night?  With the french braided pony's?)

Rachel Apologizes in Advance

to Brendon if her goodbye message to him is too sexy.

Rachel:  I don't know how much they'll show you, but that wasn't my intention....just so you know.

They are making breakfast and Rachel "doesn't want to sleep all day".

The houseguests have had their wake up call, but most of them are still in bed, as you can see.  Does this look like breakfast food to you?

Rachel:  I need to stop eating so much cheese.

Brendon:  What?

She repeats it.

Brendon:  That's true.

Rachel gives him a shout out for someone once he is out of the house.  Some girl she wants to say "hey" to.

Brendon:  We'll have a lot of fun, just the three of us.  They made it fun for you last year.

(???  Is Brendon planning to leave sequester?)

They finish the breakfast preparation.

Rachel:  Do you want to go to the Purple Room before everybody wakes up?  Well, I guess they won't wake up....jokes on me!

Brendon:  Jokes on the live feeders!

(ha ha ha)

Rachel:  Jokes on Big Brother!  And whoever is in charge of getting people out of bed early!

Rachel:  I have to say, it's a lot more fun when you don't have friends in the house, and you can just be mean...

She makes fun of the Best Friends in the HOH Room (Dani, Kalia).  Brendon talks to her about the double eviction and what to expect.

Brendon:  It goes really fast.  I have a feeling that the first one will be physical, then maybe a quiz.  We came in and sat down, and then Julie came on and said right after the eviction that we were going to do it again.  I remember them not telling us at first, but it happens really fast.  If you don't win HOH you have to win the POV.