Wednesday, December 11, 2013

I'll buy you a beer and more randomness

Wednesdays don't really bother me. I've always thought that if I can make through Wednesday, then I can make it through the rest of the week. It's also my "Oh, shit! I've got tons of stuff to do, and there are only 2 working days left this week!" day.

So before I go into "oh shit" mode, I figured I'd share a few random thoughts with you. Because, if I can't be random with you, with whom can I be random?

I've been wheat free for a few weeks now. It really hasn't been that difficult, but you know what I really miss? Lean Cuisines. Who would've thought it would be nearly impossible to find wheat free, preservative laden, frozen goodness? Not this girl.

To whomever invented Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, I'd like to shake your hand and buy you a beer.

Ugg boots. Why?

I can't even talk about what a hot mess Miley Cyrus has turned into. Lord have mercy.

Christmas is 2 weeks away and my trees are up, but they aren't decorated. I'm considering not decorating them at all and telling people it's a nod to simpler times.

To reiterate my Facebook post from last week, leggings are NOT pants. Cover your camel, girls.

This year, I spent more money on Kris's Christmas presents than I ever have. He better be so excited on Christmas morning, because I am straight broke. No lie.

I'm feeling like I need to do more with this little bloggy. Anyone have any ideas or want to collab on something? Let me know.

I'm wheat free and I don't eat pork, but I could really go for bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit from McDonalds right now. Yes, you read that correctly. Don't judge.

Um, does the witch on RHOBH freak anyone else out?

My mother informed me in her sweet southern voice that I was in desperate need of more casserole dishes with lids. I informed mother dearest that my casserole dishes only see the light of day when she's in town doing the cooking. I swear her little blue blood heart broke right then and there.

OK, so that's enough randomness for today. I trust you'll all be back tomorrow for more. No? Well, it was nice having you!


  1. I am scared of Carlton! She just looks mean and scary!

  2. Oh my word... AMEN about the leggings are not pants. Yikes!

  3. Cover your camel...lmao.