The best present I got for my 21st birthday was not a bottle of booze, or ten bottles of booze, or a craaaazy night out on the town. It was a bacon of the month club (thanks Mom!). It went well with all the leftover booze I had to drink through for weeks to come, but also, I just kept getting bacon. Like, the bacon never stopped showing up on my doorstep. Eventually I was just eating it plain to keep up with it. The moral of this story is not that I need to share my presents with people, but that a subscription gift overwhelms the recipient’s life with never-ending goodness (in a good way, but only if you pick out the right one—see below). Not only will your pal get the rush of getting mail that’s actually for them (and not for the person who moved out three years ago), but they’ll also get a fun new thing—every single month—without having to schlep it home. Sure, I could go to the store and buy myself bacon any time I want, but that means I’d need to put shoes on. And what’s the fun of that?

1. For your cultured friend: Butter subscription

If Little House on the Prairie got into the delivery service hustle. Churn up.

2. For the sweet toothed: Chocolate subscription

As close to the golden ticket as we’re gonna get.

3. For the cheeseball: Cowgirl Creamery cheese subscription

Happy cows come from California.

4. For the meathead: Bacon subscription

Yes, it’s totally basic, but you want it too.

5. For the always caffeinated: Counter Culture Coffee subscription

Less talking about coffee, more drinking coffee.

6. For the guy who brings his dog on a first date: Barkbox

Anything, and everything, for man’s best friend.

> Starts at $20 per month, buy it now at Barkbox

7. For the guy who’s gotta smell the cork: Wine club

Few wine clubs are good. Basically none besides this one.

8. For the guy who moisturizes: BirchboxMan

So fresh, so clean.

> Starting at $30 for 3 months, buy it now at BirchboxMan

9. For the guy who has to wear a gray suit to work: Paul Smith socks

Let him have his Risky Business moment—once a month.

10. For all the Franks in your life: Sausage subscription

Here’s the best of the wurst.