Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Germany, The Vatican, and Cocaine-Filled Condoms

כ"ג לחודש השנים עשר ב' תשע"ד

Yahoo! News: Germany seizes cocaine-filled condoms sent to Vatican
March 23, 2014

Berlin (AFP) - German customs officials have intercepted a package addressed to the Vatican containing 14 condoms filled with cocaine, the finance ministry said Sunday.






But the box had remained there since January.



(Tip: Jews News)

Esser Agaroth (2¢):
So, was the cocaine there, just to throw law enforcement authorities off the trail of the real crimes taking place?

From South Park Se10 Ep11 "Hell On Earth 2006"

True, 14 condoms doesn't seem like that many. Perhaps the environmentally conscious Vatican makes sure that they are washed and reused several times....

OK. This even grossing me out. Satire does have its limits. You know?

So, someone is doing, distributing, and/or dealing cocaine from The Vatican. Surprise, surprise....

Still, I wonder. Who was that stupid to have shipped? Why wasn't this shipment caught by drug sniffing dogs somewhere along the way, between South America and Germany. Did the bribes peter out along the way? Did the point person in Leipzig mess things up for everyone involved?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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