Violent sideshow at Elton John concert

Elton John‘s performance at the Sporting Club in Monte Carlo the other night was interrupted by a catfight between what were described as a 70-year-old woman and a 30-something blonde, who was obstructing the older woman’s view. “The two of them were each wearing what looked like 70 carats of diamonds and ball gowns that looked equally expensive,” said one witness. The older woman, nicknamed “70,” started barking in French, and the younger woman barked back. “When Younger Blonde turned around, 70 grabbed her hair and pulled out a gigantic blonde weave.” The witness says the two “ladies” slapped and kicked each other while still seated until security came. At that point, 70 launched two glasses of champagne at Younger Blonde and was escorted out. “The crazy thing was that Elton never missed a beat. He noticed the brawl but kept on singing ‘Tiny Dancer.’ It was unbelievable.” A rep for John had no comment.