

Wednesday, September 26, 2018

🏆𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕞𝕪 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜𝕤🏆

a/k/a how the sausage gets made

On the left is something I scrawled into the Notes on my phone in the middle of the night: a rough idea for a 'production company logo' (LoL what), and on the right: the logo came to life. First of all, let me address that this name is beyond horrible/nonsensical. Heightened Expectainment?! Jesus. Secondly, it's not such a great logo. I mean the "h.e" like that doesn't look bad, but it doesn't look super original/great either. I get it. The point is this: it's a thing, and I did it. I follow through. Don't doubt me. Because now h.e. owns MyAmerica Inc. and their coming for my job (?). It's unclear, just... forget what you saw here today.

$23.26 (👶)

❇️ GROCERIES: $232.44
☢️ BEER/ALCOHOL: $43.04
👶 FAMILY: $79.99
👞 CLOTHING: $23.94
🎯 GAMBLING: $50.00
✂️ ART?: $7.55
🚇 TRAVEL: $45.94
TOTAL: $1,129.42

*spend_tracking began on 9-11-18

On the Alphabetization of Emojis

The image above is a list of BLOG TAGZ utilized on this page, for example: the extremely random and 100% meaningless "💤💪(z-strong)," which I suppose means "Tired but strong" (maybe?) but I can't even give myself that much credit. What I really want to talk about herein is how the fuck my computer (read: Google, who owns the platform I'm using to make this site) decides to order the emojis I've been using as BLOG TAGZ¡?! It's truly a mystery. I see the order like this:

☢️, Biohazard
⚽, Soccer
⚾, Baseball
❇️, Green star thing
🎯, Bullseye
🏀, Basketball
🏈, Football
👞, Shoe
👶, Baby
💤💪(z-strong), Sleep (Z's)
💦🎶💦🎶💦🎶💦🎶💦🎶💦, Water / Music
🔴, Red dot
🔵, Blue dot
🚇, Train or trolley thing

See, it doesn't make a lick of sense? If only I cared even a little bit, just the tiniest bit, to find out. I don't Carry on, and sorry for wasting your time...

PS. I really only started to re-use BLOG TAGZ fairly recently, and I'm not entirely sure why. I think it has something to do with my willingness to let go, ie not needing everything to be 'perfect' and tidy/clean. (Given the state of things around these parts, I'm sure you're wondering, "Whaaa when were you ever like that?" But honestly that's one of the Top 3 reasons why things have gotten so damn derelict etc. up in hurrrrr....)

$19.95 (👶)

❇️ GROCERIES: $232.44
☢️ BEER/ALCOHOL: $43.04
👶 FAMILY: $56.73
👞 CLOTHING: $23.94
🎯 GAMBLING: $50.00
✂️ ART?: $7.55
🚇 TRAVEL: $45.94
TOTAL: $1,106.16

*spend_tracking began on 9-11-18

86,399 Seconds ☠️


Umm, wow, thank you, I do love airport photography

The Al Go Rhythm Works Folks.

⚘🌼 🌻 🌺 🌹 🌸 🌷 💐⚘


😈👣 千ʳᗝⓂ ∂卂𝕣ᛕภⓔ𝕊ｓ 𝔼𝓂𝐄я𝓖ⓔｓ 𝐓Ⓗ𝐄 ＥｎｄＮ𝕆ţє 𝐭𝔬 𝒇𝐨ᗝᵗ 丅𝓗𝕖 βⒾＬˡ ℱσ𝐑 𝒶ℓ𝓁 ⓕόℝgỖⓉт𝑒Ｎ ŦŘỮ𝓜ⓟє𝕋𝓢 ＢŘเģн𝓽, 𝓫lⓐşＴᶤηق 𝕋卄𝑒 𝕝𝒶𝓼丅 Ⓑ𝕒sＴ𝒾ᵒ几, ά𝐧 Į𝐧ⓐᑌᵈเⒷ𝐋Ｅ Ｔσ𝔫€ 💗🐠

π = TV = ℂ 𝔼 ℝ 𝕋 𝔸 𝕀 ℕ 𝔻 𝔼 𝔸 𝕋 ℍ

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'丂ｲﾑ尺√ﾉ刀ム 4 丂の ﾶひᄃん'




aint notta thing tho


please behold my new double album
Something Sometimes Violent
(L) Vol. I: How You Feel; (R) Vol. II: Hou You Are


The Weeping Fencers

Holy shit, I'm 2/2 creating killer band names today! N o i c e

while supplies last, check out the first band name i created today.


Every dead leaf in my house looks like a mutant mouse fetus. 

» Ep. 472

it's my dad's birthday. Also, I talk about a non-existent Family Feud survey topic.

Everyone has a podcast. But they don't have mine. Welcome to Myspace the Podcast. New episodes daily between 4-400 minutes long.

"My Vestibule's Possessed"

The Squarels

here me out...

new band name alert: The Squarels, like Squirrels + Square ? ALSO, phonetically it sounds like how George says "squirrel" on Seinfeld.

𝕽𝖚𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖓

get it??

"Untenable Spending Habits of the Cheap and Thrifty Man"


not the sun
Don't get used it, she said. The morning came and in the morning he forgot to take note of the thing he thought about before the morning came. She wasn't the sun. But the projection of a glowing orange cyclone. And she talked in code. The code was just whispers. The answer was in that it was too quiet to hear.