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Pure (Xbox 360)

You have probably noticed the wealth of fantastic looking ATV games advertised as of late. They make you start to wonder..."are these games any good?" Well, I can tell you first-hand, most of these games are shit! However, Pure IS FUCKING AWESOME! This game actually lives up to all of the hype it has received.

Being a hand picked reviewer for, I am here to tell you that this game deserves every single five-star, 100%, A+ or salty sausage it receives. Most people wouldn’t expect an extremely sweet game from publisher Disney Interactive, but they would be super wrong. Disney has laid the smack on many of the negative perceptions to prove that if they want to do something great, they’ll do it!

It is also my duty to inform you that THIS GAME IS FUCKING HARD!! Whether it be completing a race or attempting to receive all first place spots...this takes time, focus, and extreme know-how.

The game allows you to build your own dream ATV, jack the engine more so than ever possible and do some sweet shit while 100+ feet in the air. Hell you can even make a luxury ATV with some sick ass seat patterns!

I highly recommend the purchase of this game. I'm giving it a 17 INCH KOSHER BRATWURST! However, be warned; even though the game is rated “E” for everyone, in order to achieve success you'll have to posses more than a 3rd grade education.