Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Gorgeous Giveaway #3 - WendiWinn

Is it super shocking that this month's giveaway is from WendiWinn?  Due to my recent obsession with her and my stalking of her, she agreed to host a giveaway on my blog.  Wow, that's gonna give me horrible ideas about friendship!  Nevertheless, she's doing this month's giveaway and I'm super grateful!

It's a totally awesome Hallowendiwinn pack.  How can you not love someone who can spin even holidays to include their name?  Here's the list Wendi gave me of the items included.  

47 quality scrapbooking papers (3" x 5")
21 tags (1-1/2" x 2-1/4")
7 tree embellishments (1-3/4" x 1-3/4")
6 scalloped round stickers (1")
5 scalloped rounds (3")
5 rounds (1-3/4")
1 mini notebook (24 sheets, 48 total pages front & back, 3" x 3")
1 pin (3/4" x 2-1/4")

So, in an effort to get rid of me, Wendi would like me to find a new best friend forever.  To enter, she would like you to submit a good clean joke or riddle you learned in your childhood.  Here are her blog and shops but she DOES NOT want you to visit them.  But go ahead, be a rebel.  
This giveaway will end October 15th at midnight Pacific time.  I will draw someone's name the next day and they will get this awesome prize pack.  


  1. oh! i want in on this action.

    sidenote to ashley: what? if i win, it'll save me shipping.

  2. I can't for the life of me remember any joke that I learned as a kid. Um. Ummmm...

    Ok the only one I can remember everyone already knows. But here goes

    "Why is 6 afraid of 7?"
    "I don't know, why"
    "Because 7 8 9"

    HAR HAR.

    xx Tia

  3. How about this one.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Boo Who?
    Don't Cry it's only a joke.

    =) melanie
    melanieadey at hotmail dot com

  4. Oh I wanna play!

    How do you make a klenex dance?
    You put a little boogy in it!

    LOL...totally fitting for my store name haha

  5. My dad used to tell this one all the time.

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    Doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.

    Yeah, it is silly but so is my dad.

  6. cool! Halloween is my favorite...and I love creating crafts around it...this is a great giveaway...lovely shop too!
    best wishes to you all!

  7. A blonde goes to the doctor with a burn on each side of her face. The doctor asked what happened to the right side of her face and she said, "when I was ironing I heard the phone ring and I put to the iron to my ear thinking it was the phone." Amazed at her response, the doctor asked, "well, what happened to the other side? The blonde responded, "DUH! THEY CALLED ME BACK!"

    I love giveaways! And I don't have anything against blondes. Lol.


  8. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

    Nacho Cheese!

    What fun goodies ... thanks for the chance to win.

  9. Wow, i could only think of the chicken crossing the road but then remembered this..

    Whats black and white and red all over?
    A newspaper
    A zebra with a sunburn

  10. oh oh i got one!

    what is the difference between broccoli and boogers?


    kids don't eat broccoli!

    eewww! :-)

  11. Awesome candy Ashley!!

    Ok, here's my favorite Halloween joke...still. I loved it as a kid cause I thought I was getting to say a bad word kinda...I was such a rebel!

    Q: What do you get when you goose a ghost?
    A: A handful of sheet!

    Hee Hee... smiles, Jami

  12. Those jokes are all funny! I know my joke won't win, but all I hear in my house right now are knock-knock jokes from my five year old. And let me tell you jokes my five year old made up usually do not make any sense, but he finds them hilarious. Don't even get me started on my two year old.

    So anyways, here is the first joke that popped into my head.

    Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Shelby who?
    Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!

  13. What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed penguin!

    You do realize that all the jokes from our childhood are TERRIBLE!


  14. what did one toilet say to the other toilet?
    you look a little flushed!!
    amazing the things we cracked up to when we were kids :)

  15. Q. How did the Irish Jig get started?

    A. Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!


  16. OK, here's my lame joke...

    What's black and white and red all over...

    A zebra with a sunburn.

  17. Oh I can't think of any jokes, but some of these really bring back memories...

  18. What is the STRONGEST letter in the alphabet?

    P… Even Superman Can’t Hold It!

    hahahaha. Enjoy.

  19. Ohhh how awsome I would love to win!

    "Joe walked into a bar and fell down"


    tagsandbuttons AT

  20. This is fun -
    Two peanuts walk in a bar...
    One was a salted.


  21. Lou Lou had a baby
    she called him sonny jim
    she took him to the baths
    to see if he could swim
    he swam to the bottom
    he swam to the top
    Lou Lou got excited and grabbed him by the
    cocktail champagne two and six a glass
    if you do not like it stick it up your
    ask no questions tell no lies i saw an old man doing up his
    flies are a nusiance bees are worse
    and this the end of my little verse

    this was the ryme of the times in 196??? something lol hope its not too rude..
    artbyjan (at)googlemail(dot) com

    please may i enter the draw






    Thank you! I'll be here all night! lol

  23. WOW what memories!!! I remember hopscotch, jumping rope and many other things.
    Remeber this old one?

    Why did the chicken cross the road
    To get to the other side!

    HAHA - kids still think that one is funny.

    Thanks for the chance to win.

  24. I know one!!

    Knock Knock!!

    Who's there?

    Car go..

    Car go who?

    Car go beep beep!!

  25. 'Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?'
    'Because he wanted to see the butter fly.'

    OK, Corny, but a joke!

    -10oneworld on etsy

  26. Love the shop! Beautiful stuff!!

    Can you spell eighty in two letters?

  27. As Mork would say, EARTH HUMOR! Talk about bringing back memories! But mine was already posted: Knock Knock....who's there.....BOO......BooHOO...don't cry it's only me!
    I still tell it to my residents!
    Hope I win!!!
    on etsy or

  28. Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Goat who?
    Goat to the door and find out

    These are all so great!


  29. Seriously the only joke I can remember is already on here...why is 6 afraid of 7, because 7 8 9!
    turquoisetangerine08 at yahoo

  30. OK I have two, this is the best I can remember:

    Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

    He had no body to go with!

    What's a vampire's favourite sport?


    Kids jokes are sooooo bad :) we all thought they were hilarious when we were little.

  31. My son's favorite:

    How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

    Plug his nose!

  32. hmmm, well the first joke that comes to mind is much to filthy so, here's another one:

    What did the aspiring Yogi say to the hot dog vendor?

    Make me one with everything

    I wish I had a better one but thats as good as it gets, lol

  33. Knock knock - who's there? Bannana,
    Knock knock - who's there? Bannana,
    Knock knock - who's there? Bannana,
    Knock knock - WHO'S THERE? Orange,
    Orange who- orant you glad I didn't say bannana.

    lol that one is a riot, my daughter still tells it to me one of the first jokes both of my kids learned.

  34. In keeping with the Halloween theme...

    Why did Dracula go to the doctor?
    Because he was coffin.


  35. I could have sworn I signed up for this last week. Oh well, here I am. glad I didn't miss it.

  36. how awesome of her! her name went perfect with this month....

    something i learned as a are talking to someone so insert their name, this is a conversation:

    me: (name)will you remember me in 10 years?
    person: yes
    me:(name)will you remember me in 1 year?
    person: yes
    me:will you remember me next week?
    person: yeah...
    me: will you remember me tomorrow?
    person: um yeah...
    me: knock knock
    person:who's there?

    . that is the only one i can think of hahahahaha. i would ask everyone this hahahaha love it.

  37. Ashley,
    I had not visited in a week or so. I got to go to SU Regionals this past weekend and learned some great new techniques which I finally got to use on my blog post today.

    I love your last several cards they are great and wonderfully creative!

    I am soooooooo sorry to hear about the wallet thing!

    I had my identity stolen right after I got married, and it took me 7 years to get my credit back on track! It just plain sucks that people do that to other people! I am glad you found out right away and prevented any major dammage though!

    I hope you did not have any special pictures or anything in your wallet!

    Keep up the great inspirations!


  38. what do you call a kid with a clean room?

    a miracle

  39. What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
    A sourpuss.



  40. Oh wow! I can't remember jokes I learnt as a kid, but here's a recent one.

    What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
    "Wassup B" (wasabi)

    bunnybx at gmail . com

  41. Here's my joke (since we were a family of nerds...)

    What kind of car would Luke Skywalker drive?
    A toy-yoda!

    cbeargie (at) yahoo (dot) com

  42. Great giveaway!


    because it had a virus

  43. What do you call a lazy young kangaroo?

    A pouch potato!


    urchiken at gmail dot com

  44. knock knock
    who's there
    orange who?
    orange you glad i came by to tell this lame joke? :)

    Great contest! I hope i'm the lucky winner :

  45. I wanna play too!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Alfalfa who?
    Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

  46. Why did the bacon laugh?

    Because the egg cracked a yolk!


  47. I am terrible at remembering jokes.

  48. Marty: He was kicked out school for cheating!

    Wade: How come?

    Marty: He was caught counting his ribs in a biology exam.

  49. My kids jokes have already been told! Great read-some I had forgotten

  50. Ok, you asked for it....

    Why do the dutch wear wooden shoes?
    To keep the woodpeckers off of their heads.

    I know, I know...but you asked.