Saturday, August 26, 2017

Yet Another DUNGEONPUNK RPG MANIFESTO  (an early Draft)

Yet Another DUNGEONPUNK RPG MANIFESTO  an early Draft
Saw this Dungeonpunk Manefesto and Dungeonpunk counter manefesto. Yeah no. Let me make mine and see what people think...

1. Violence is the answer to most questions, next is talking about it and thinking.

2. The world is only there to make you a victim and take everything from you so screw the world!

3. You must take what you want and fight to keep it, just not die over it.

4. Humanoids and Demons are inherently evil and must be killed before they kill you and destroy everything you value.

5. Foul unnatural beast are mostly evil and must be killed before they kill you.

6. The nobility for the most part are selfish evil and don't care about the lower class people and will use you without care.

7. The church is corrupt and only cares about power and gold.

8. The lower class does not stick together as most people are out for themselves and will do what they must to survive.

9. The party is the only family most of you have but a family member can still betray you.

10. Make sure that you always have a plan of escape, especially when you are in a "safe" place.

11. Those who do not make every effort to survive no matter what, will die as no one deserves to live.

12. A true friend is rare and yet still may betray you.

13. There are no true friends, only people who have not been made the right offer to sell you out.

14. There is no "safe" space and the longer you stay the more unsafe it becomes.

15. Cultist are the worst of enemies as they have no problem killing themselves to kill you and everyone around and they have no limits on how screwed up they can be.

16. Most of the gods don't care and if you do contact a god then most likely it just wants to eat you.

17. Live life, party, and have good times while you can because either you will die or grow to old and then die.

18. Always get vengeance when you can but also know when to run away so you can get vengeance later.

19. The undead suck.

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

MASSIVE SALES OF DUNGEONPUNK RPG! and an attack by The Holy Zion Southern Women's Baptist Association!



I have set all sales records!

I am trying to sell 1.5 million copies!


I GOT ATTACKED BY NONE OTHER THAN MARY JO HEISZENFRO from The Holy Zion Southern Baptist Women's Association! 

This wackadoo believes that DUNGEONPUNK RPG is a tool of Satan as well as the internet. 

Turns out one of her member's adult child had a copy of my game and was caught naked with it! 

Turns out her and her group were kicked out of their church and went out and made their own. 

What's funny is her and her cronies because they don't use the internet have harassed the people that live at my old address!  

Like showing up at 3 in the morning in their choir robes signing hymns! 

People thought they were the Klan and shot at them!  

All I can say is!!!

Total Hysterical Ignorant Stupid 
Stupid Total Orgasmic Rudementry Yellow 
Imbecilic Silly 
Nauseating Oblong Titular  
Truly Rude Unsung Enigmatic!    


Sunday, August 6, 2017

The first four books of Back to the Dungeon RPG are now Pay What You Want!


Please enjoy! 

IF you do then send me a few bucks IF you can.

Hardcover compilation coming one day!