Don’t Tase Me, Bro: The nuptial edition







6 Responses to “Don’t Tase Me, Bro: The nuptial edition”

  1. Twistie says:

    Yikes! That’s appalling! I could at least see how someone might think getting the groom-to-be loaded and making him do something stupid in public was funny, but this…words fail me. Tasering someone multiple times is dangerous. And duct tape can be painful to remove, especially in these sorts of amounts.

    With friends like that, who needs enemies?

    I wonder where my my home state that other wedding was. No city/town was noted in the report. Then again, not knowing I can pretend that it was as far as possible from where I live. Yes, I think I’ll take comfort in that, stick my fingers in my ears and go ‘lalalallalallaaa’ a lot.

  2. I like how you put it, Twistie — if the groom wants to do something stupid on his own after one too many drinks, that’s fine. But utter humiliation? Who are these crazies?!

  3. daisyj says:

    Considering what that guy chooses for his friends, one shudders to think what the bride might be like. . .

  4. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that her bachelorette party involved a great many penis-themed props, daisyj.

  5. patricia says:

    pretty sad, huh? i’ve just never gotten the whole bachelor party point anyway…best idea i’ve heard of is what a co-worker and her husband-to-be did — they had a jack and jill party at one of those kiddie adventure sort of places where you do those little race cars, bumper cars and boats, that sort of thing, kind of like when we were kids…

  6. That sounds wicked fun, patricia! Had The Beard and I wanted more pre-nuptial parties, we probably would have done something like that. We both have lots of friends of both genders, so it wouldn’t have made a lot of sense for him to have a stag party and for me to have a hen party. It would have meant excluding a lot of people we like from our respective parties!