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Doing the Dishes!

Doing the Dishes!

Doing- the- Dishes!

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it’s missing a seal, so whenever it rains, he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.

His girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He rides his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. “No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don’t say a word.” She tells him, “Our family had a fight awhile ago about doing dishes. We haven’t done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them.”


A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table, and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline. When he witnesses this, his girlfriend’s father backs away from the table and screams, “Okay, enough already, I’ll do the f**king dishes!”

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Charles Manson’s wedding is off!

Charles Manson’s wedding is off!

Charles- Mansons- wedding- is- off

It emerged that fiancee Afton Elaine Burton

‘just wanted his corpse for display’

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Some people have said that the age difference was the biggest problem. True, Charlie is 80 and Star is 27, but mostly people were concerned about a young, stupid woman marrying a psychotic, paranoid serial killer. But could you really blame Star for falling so hard for all that charisma? And wanting to put his corpse on display in a glass case and charge admission?

Charles- Mansons -wedding- is- off

Charles thought this idea was ridiculous because according to him, he has no plans to die!

Charles- Manson's- wedding- is- off

Charles Milles Manson (born Charles Milles Maddox, November 12, 1934) is an American criminal and musician who led what became known as the Manson Family, a quasi-commune that arose in the California desert in the late 1960s. In 1971 he was found guilty of conspiracy to commit the murders of seven people, actress Sharon Tate and four other people at Tate’s home, and the next day, a married couple, Leno and Rosemary LaBianca, all carried out by members of the group at his instruction. He was convicted of the murders through the joint-responsibility rule, which makes each member of a conspiracy guilty of crimes his fellow conspirators commit in furtherance of the conspiracy’s objective.[1][2] His followers also murdered several other people at other times and locations, and Manson was also convicted for two of these other murders (of Gary Hinman and Donald “Shorty” Shea).



Manson’s death sentence was automatically commuted to life imprisonment when a 1972 decision by the Supreme Court of California temporarily eliminated the state’s death penalty.[3] California’s eventual reinstatement of capital punishment did not affect Manson, who is currently incarcerated at Corcoran State Prison.


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