Ozzie Smith, 1991 Studio (Studio Saturday No. 14)

Name: Ozzie Smith
Team: St. Louis Cardinals
Position: Shortstop
Value of card: Lots of hidden costs
Key 1990 stat: 14 games of hide-and-go-seek won
Time for a — Hey, where'd you go? — pop quiz:

Where's Ozzie? Wherrrrrre's Ozzie?

(A) Ozzie who? Where?
(B) I'm confused. You're talking about the card above?
(C) Not sure I see anyone around.
(D) Well, this "Ozzie" to whom you're referring must be hidden really well.
(E) I can't find him anywhere. That little guy is so good at hiding.
(F) Ozzie? Ozzzzie? Ozzzzzzzzie?
(G) Oh, there you are, precious. Were you behind that glove the whole time? Awww.


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