What conclusions would our future inhabitants make of our mounds and artifacts?

Hopefully the new roundabout on G - Street will have bleacher seating for all the lawyers & insurance agents.

I thought we were supposed to forget about the Spirit Spear.

The median plantings on Thomasville Road look beautiful. Thanks to the men tending them this week.

The real sausage makers are Jackie Pons and the board. They're making cocktail wieners out of foot longs!

"We did what we did with the construction management process because it works", doesn't make it right, Mr. Crumpler.

How many construction contracts has LCSB awarded to companies that have made NO political contributions to school district politicians?

Do you need 'ya blinka' in a roundabout?

I, along with thousands of Floridians, flock to Biloxi 6-8 times a year to enjoy the first class shows, top notch hotels, fantastic food and 24 hour casino gaming. But now I can stay home since we have the big light in the sky.

Can Roenn sculpt a performing arts center?

Will the new light at the Gaines St. roundabout sound like Luke Skywalkers light saber when they turn it on?

Wanted: Healthy donor for character transfusion. Will Tim Tebow please report to the Seminole locker room.

Everything is bullying now; want to see it for yourself? Go down to the courthouse and watch how prospective jurors are treated.

I live in a small town and no one uses their turn signals because everyone knows where you are going.

New community-service job for young first-offenders -- scrubbing graffiti and gang tags off of the big aluminum sculpture on Gaines Street!

Now that Gaines Street has its spear, what will FAMU Way get?

How is a roundabout an "appropriate location" for a shimmering, driver-distracting rainbow?

When will they learn that we HATE round-abouts?

Please, a little less about the $12M plus gothic theme park built on homophobia and a little more about churches actually helping in this community.

Funny how Liberal outrage at "money in politics" neatly excludes their own "Democracy Alliance" backed by George Soros, which has a war chest of $40 million. Is money in politics spent by Liberal groups uniquely immaculate?

See Crumpler looks like a Poppy Cock

How many weekends will it take for a car to drive through the new glass roundabout sculpture on Gaines?

The new roundabout sculpture better use bullet proof glass at the proposed location.

Let's etch the new Seminole logo on the roundabout sculpture and we'll have a couple symbols that make no sense.

Whose brilliant idea was it to put a 20 foot glass sculpture in the middle of an intersection on a sized down over crowded street?

Hackers will never consider their crimes as being serious until they start receiving some "serious" jail time!

People with loose screws need representation too. Ergo, the Gaines Street planning presidium.

St Peters needs to have a bake sale and open house to give everyone a chance to see the new building.

Its been a month or so since the NBA playoffs started. Have any teams been eliminated yet?

I see a train hit an unoccupied car on the tracks in Orlando, and no one on the train was injured. That's comforting.

So State Rep Van Zant thinks the company hired by DOE to develop standardized tests based on Common Core, er, Florida standards, has a pro LGBT agenda. Nothing like political insight.

I'll bet TCC's Wakulla Environmental Institute won't receive any more state funding if future studies there even hint that so called pollution or economic development in wetlands affects ecological systems.

I'm guessing the new tunnel at the Miami port won't be affected by storms and torrential rains.

A light beam is "almost a religious experience?" Yeah, Luciferian , for sure. This is how they … away our money.

Sorry, shoplifters are not role models for young people.

That ad with Fearless Leader and his grandson is a bit creepy.

One has to wonder if Sir Harold is suggesting Einstein's accomplishments were because he was a humanist or in spite of the fact he was a humanist.

Q.: What do the White House and Burger King have in common? A.: They're both "Home of the Whopper."

City Commission meetings look more and more like "The Bickersons".

Gang graffiti should enhance the new sculpture at Gaines and Woodward very nicely.

Does anyone remember the color spear at Doak a few years ago? Remember its fate? A glass sculpture in a roundabout?

In regards to the first Zing in Mondays paper.... can somebody help me solve for X cause Zing math is kinda hard.

One-percenters who believe they are Sherman marching to the sea are delusional. Both top and bottom.

Girl who hit a parked car at Lake Ella and fled, I got your tag and called the cops. Lucky for you, the owner didn't want to pursue charges. Watch it, honey.

VA boss Eric Shinseki - while refusing calls to resign himself - has exacted accountability for fatal VA healthcare fraud and mismanagement by demanding the VA undersec for healthcare resign. Undersec Bob Petzel, already scheduled to retire, agreed to resign. Ho hum. Clean up on aisle 4, another dead vet...

2012 Presidential Election: Obama demonizes Bain Capital as "evil Corporation". Unlimited media coverage. This past weekend: Obama plays golf with Bain Capital lobbyists, zero media coverage.

A 9/11 Memorial museum gift shop? Really? Do they sell packets of dust? Tissue samples? Toy airliners? Smashed fire trucks?

America, the only country with guaranteed freedom of speech, developed and administers the internet using free speech principles. Putin wants the internet; Obama wants to give it away. Why would any free thinker want that?

Vote freedom first in the midterm elections and help put an end to Operation Choke Point and backdoor efforts to undermine your personal rights as protected by the US Constitution.

US Attorney General Eric Holder, America's Top Cop, says Chinese military people have been hacking US companies to steal secrets. The Communist Chinese officials say the allegation is untrue. Who do you believe? Sad isn't it?

Californians have come up with a cute yet descriptive nickname for their high speed rail system: they call it The Multi-Billion Dollar Boondoggle!

We Dig our graves with our teeth.

I'm not a former supreme court justice, but would leave the Second Amendment as is and change the Twenty-Second Amendment to one six year term effective immediately.

Want true economic understanding? Read Murray Rothbard.

The virtual Rubik's cube on Google today has got to be the coolest thing ever.... Did anybody solve it?

An editorial cartoon with Obama standing before tornado debris and captioned, "My work is done here," would present a balanced view.

Where on your new and improved webpage, is the link to temporarily cancel home delivery? It used to be pretty easy to find. Ah, progress. (Zing! note: Go to the bottom of the main page and click on "Help.")

Leave it to a democrat, Feinstein, to drag in a racist characterization, lynching, and apply to a legitimate investigation of Benghazi.

You do know they don't form select committees until there's a smoking gun? The Benghazi video clearly showed smoke and fire.

Tallahassee's weather this Friday is clone worthy to be brought back a few times in January, February, July and August, Superb !!

If they less time "checking the weather " and more time reporting news and sports,they wouldn't have to give away gas and umbrellas to get people to watch

Nintendo plans to introduce homosexual marriage in games geared to eight year old children. Kids my age only had National Geographic.

Explain again why the Doug Burnett Park sculpture wasn't just moved a few blocks west instead of building another "art object o. G-Street".

Can you imagine someone going west on Gaines street with the sun in their eyes, and they come up on that glass sculpture? I'm just glad I don't ride a bike anymore.

How in the world did Jim Moore's case for the traditional family get passed Capt. Ensley of the PC police force?

Ensley objection? Oh, how the truth hurts.

When you strip away the veneer, liberalism is now nothing more than politically correct group think. Pathetic, McGovern and Humphrey might say.

Note to COT Risk management : Please ask the legislature to increase the citys liability for the new attractive nuisance ( G-Street roundabout "art " ) or the lawyers will in court.

Next up in Cascades Park the battle for the title of Biggest Drain on Taxpayers Money. It's Jackson vs Marks in a WWE death match.

I hope that lady who said Apalachee Parkway was west of town, doesn't enter that round about. She may wind up in Woodville.

So would you call it a possible PONS----EEE contracts manipulation?

Cashiers are trained to use calculators when making change. What would one use to figure the age of that customer who paid a $12.97 bill with a $20 bill and 2 pennies?

Mr. Obama is reportedly "very" angry about vets dying while waiting for treatment at VA hospitals. He first was informed of this problem in 2008, so he takes a "very" long time to get angry.

After hearing of many veterans dying while waiting for care in a government healthcare system, I'm in no hurry to get in line for Obamacare . . . and wait . . . and wait.

Next sculpture on Gaines: Gigantic mirror with robotic arm so city commissioners and managers may receive their desired pat on the back.

Eric Holder going after Chinese spies instead of American Companies. What's gotten into him?

The "certified wellness coach" is delusional, if she believes that she has been sugar-free for over 2 years.

Really - you went to the trouble to pay two pennies so you didn't get three back in change! People like you are so annoying! It's one thing to pay the extra penny or two so you aren't getting a handful of change back, but what you did is ridiculous.

Anyone who is thrilled about the proposed sculpture aiming light into the night sky doesn't understand the issues of light pollution and the effect on wildlife, from insects to mammals. Go to

Cannabis is safer than coffee. Outlaw coffee!

Why do students and faculty allow a minority radical fringe group of profs and students to determine who speaks at the graduation of college seniors? A board or committee pics the speakers usually on a majority rule determination.

The atheist navigates this world with his five senses and Peggy Lee's "Is That All There Is?" on an endless loop.

Once again TSA has found my forgotten pocket knife in my purse and I am always surprised since I going thru security at the TLH airport with flying colors!

Well, the 1960s People's Guide to Mexico defined a roundabout as "a circular free zone surrounding an ugly statue or fountain."

Can the Gaines street spotlight project a silhouette of Cheif Elvis on the clouds?

The owner of the auto body repair shop on Gaines Street was informed by the City that "good things were coming", is that to insinuate more body repair business due to the roundabout?

In case you don't get to enjoy the hassle of driving the Gaines street roundabout, at least you can enjoy the light pollution from anywhere in town

What's the difference between a big light and "art"? About $190,000 of our tax dollars.

Is the performing arts center going to be in the remodeled Tallahassee Mall?

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