This begs the question: which one is the bitch? Like most gay guys, they both probably say that they're versatile, but once you get them in bed? Total bitches.

Also, this sucks. Even gays in jail -- albeit hot, Genet-esque French Canadian jails -- can get hitched? But local U.S. fruits can't? Pft. Whatever. If the gays can't have the same stupid right to get married as he and she -- in lieu of our generation's separate-but-equal law: civil unions -- then give us back our mental disability status. That way we can start collecting all of those sweet disability benefit checks. Retroactively, of course.