You Have to Wear a Shirt

Don't commit Jeremy Scott's style crime.

Jeremy Scott is a guy who likes to dress a little out there. And we've mostly made peace with that fact. Mostly. You want to wear a suit that looks like pajamas, Jeremy Scott? Sure. Why not? And you want that pajama suit to look like it has those bathtub stick 'em things on it? What the hell? Go nuts.

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Neon green Birkenstocks may not be our thing, but whatever floats your boat, dude. And, just out of curiosity, are you planning to race the Giro d'Italia with that hat? Or is it just another "statement" piece? Seems like you need to make a lot of statements, but whatever. You do you, guy.

But can you please, for the love of god, wear a shirt? At no time in human history has it ever been okay to wear a suit without a shirt. And it will never be. You know why? Because it looks fucking ridiculous. No one wants to see your three chest hairs peeking up out of your DB jacket.

If it's because you forgot to do laundry and didn't have a clean shirt, Febreze one from the top of your hamper, man. Or stop by Walgreens and pick up a three-pack of Hanes. You have options, all of which involve wearing a shirt.

And if you absolutely have to skimp on some form of base layer, do it with underwear. At least we won't have to see that.

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