This guy is you-know-what out of luck.

A man accused of attempted murder for his role in the shooting of a Deerfield Beach, Fla. officer (he wasn't hit) and another man that he allegedly robbed earlier this week allegedly went number two on his arrest warrant. Yeah, you read that right -- he pooped on the paper.

As if all of this isn't bad enough -- and it is -- Vidale, 24, also got into an argument with the judge when he appeared in court.

This ain't Judge Judy, son, where you can try to be flip for a TV audience while pleading your case that the money you won't pay back isn't a loan -- it was a gift because the plaintiff was in love with you. No, this is a case involving shooting an officer, so don't dig yourself into a deeper hole. You're already in enough, well, doo doo.