Top 10 signs you are likely to vote for Kerry

10. If you knew everything you know today, before we invaded Iraq, you would still be both for and against the war.

09. You think that, push comes to shove, Teresa can write checks and bring down the deficit.

08. You can’t bear the thought of President Hillary Clinton in 2008.

07. You are scared to imagine the kind of things an out of work Bill Clinton would do in the White House come 2008.

06. You heard that Clinton advisors are back and think Lewinsky can’t be far behind.

05. You are tired of being jobless in America and hated in the world.

04. You won’t drink even if Bush wants to have a beer with you.

03. You love John Edwards so much, you don’t want to hurt him.

02. You are very upset because you think Tiger Woods’ title was outsourced.

01. You think that John Kerry looks like the perfect horse for America to ride.

Author: Pran Kurup

Pran Kurup is founder and CEO of Vitalect, Inc.