Friday, 15 June 2007

Frequently Questioned Answers.

  • It wasn't me!
  • Nothing's the matter.
  • I had to work late at the office.
  • It fell off the back of a lorry.
  • I'm almost sure it's the red wire.
  • Because I say so.


Anonymous said...

Also: "Just because"

Val said...

Surely it's obvious?

Val said...

Surely you heard me the first time?

Val said...

You are joking aren't you?
You can't possibly believe that can you?
You'd be mad to think that surely?

Joe said...

"It always looks like that."

Shannon Kao said...

"No, that's just his face."