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Motivational one liners


tags: attitude, fat, motivational
+1-163.87 % / 554 votes.

I may not be the brightest nail in the bucket, but at least I have a point.

tags: attitude, motivational
+1-163.65 % / 55 votes.


tags: motivational
+1-163.37 % / 115 votes.

To make mistakes is human. To blame someone else for your problem, is strategic.

tags: attitude, mistake, motivational, people, rude
+1-163.26 % / 77 votes.

Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years.

tags: attitude, life, motivational
+1-162.96 % / 254 votes.

How do construction workers party? they raise the roof.

tags: motivational, success, work
+1-162.93 % / 165 votes.

"I ran a half marathon" sounds so much better than "I quit halfway through a marathon".

Why was the tree excited about the future? It was ready to turn over a new leaf!

tags: motivational, puns, time
+1-162.42 % / 72 votes.


tags: motivational, people
+1-162.40 % / 339 votes.


tags: attitude, food, motivational, sarcastic
+1-162.25 % / 84 votes.