This is me, Eccles

This is me, Eccles
This is me, Eccles

Thursday, 13 July 2017

Fake News about the Pope


1. What is your name? Gerhard Müller.






Spadaro with death ray




Pope and Festing







  1. To quote a famous 'politician' during the campaign of 2016: These men supposedly of the Church of Christ who LIE, STEAL, and promote SODOMY are truly the ones that are DEPLORABLE.

  2. "And another thing: I can't stand whingers: these losers whom I graciously allow to come in and steal a minute of my valuable online time so they can be compassionately sacked, and who then have the nerve to complain I've been unfair! I'm so fed up with them I've put a notice on my door: 'No Whingeing! No Smart-ar$es! If you want to fulfil your potential, or start talking about fusty old doctrine, just go and do it somewhere else! And not in front of the children, or Fr Spadaro.'

    Honestly, whinge-whinge-whinge non-stop, do they think my angelic patience is infinite? Which part of 'Hands up who else is the Pope round here?' is so difficult to grasp? Which bit of 'My-burly-young-Swiss-friend here has an enormous choppy-chop axe-blade at his and above all at My disposal' do they not get?
    It's as much as I can do to retain my well-known invariably cheerful sense of humour and my steel-dimpled expression of ecstatic happiness at living the perfect Christian life that they are so rubbish at themselves. If they can't copy my example properly, they might as well go somewhere they're wanted...such as Australia. Or Guam. Or they can go and bother George Bush - Dubya is clearly the go-to-guy for Dubia.
    As for all this obsession with abortion, or eucharistic sacrilege, that's just more whingeing. Stop it now, or I'll excommunicate the lot of you, and thchream and thcream until I'm thick! (I can, you know!)"

    And what's all this obsession with gays? Sodomy here, Sodomy there, Sodomy everywhere. I think it's nonsense...
    So do my mates.

    1. Really! The thcreaming is getting to me, and I tend to be VERY CALM! So sthtop it!!!!

  3. Bp of Rome wants you to think the sex drug orgy was fake news, so we have this new 5 Questions fake news, so you don't know what's the real fake news.