We have this item from the dumb as rocks file.

Meet Kasey Kazee -- the pride of Catlettsburg, Kentucky. He decided to rob a liquor store awhile back. So like any good bandit, he figured that he would need something to disguise his identity. Now, your average, run-of-the-mill robber would use a mask, maybe a pair of panty hose. But not Kasey. Nosiree. This dimwit decided to wrap his head in duct tape -- his entire head.

Police say his crime was foiled by a store employee who tackled the duct tape bandit in the parking lot.

Well -- after a brief check up to make sure he wasn't nuts, Mr. Kazee pleaded guilty. He faces 10 years in prison. Talk about a sticky situation!