Why Matter Master David Doesn’t Wear Fedoras In Walter Manor

Reason #16:

Hatchy’s hatch. Enough said.

[prompt given by meefling]

Dear diary,

I honestly don’t know what happened today. I think Hatchworth accidentally went to sleep with his hatch open again. I don’t understand why he was programmed with the ability to sleep anyway, or why he decided to sleep during the day this time, but it happened, and we Walter Workers were scrambling to keep the manor organized as bizarre occurrences happened everywhere.

Today, oddly enough, I was actually expecting something to happen to my fedora, and as a matter of fact, something happened to it.

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Do not allow multiversal portals near your hat.