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Ron Weasley Quotes

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(There is ruckus in Great Hall around an open package for Harry...)

Ron Weasley: I didn't mean to open it, Harry. It was badly wrapped. They made me do it.

Fred and George Weasley: Did not.


Hermione Granger: What's he talking about, Harry?


Sirius Black: Sorry about the bite. I reckon that twinges a bit.

Ron Weasley: A bit? A bit? You almost tore my leg off!

Sirius Black: I was going for the rat. Normally, I have a very sweet disposition as a dog. In fact, more than once, James suggested that I make the change permanent. The tail I could live with. But the fleas, they're murder.



(Harry found the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets...)

Gilderoy Lockhart: Excellent, Harry. Good work. Well, then, I'll just be... There's no need for me to stay.

Harry Potter: Yes, there is. You first.

Gilderoy Lockhart: Now, boys, what good will it do?

Ron Weasley: Better you than us.

Gilderoy Lockhart: But... Obviously, yes. Sure you don't want to test it first?

(Ron pushes him...)

Harry Potter: Professor, we have some information for you. Are you going somewhere?

Gilderoy Lockhart: Well, yes. Urgent call. Unavoidable. Got to go.

Ron Weasley: What about my sister?

Gilderoy Lockhart: Well... As to that, most unfortunate. No one regrets more than I.

Ron Weasley: You're the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. You can't go now.

Gilderoy Lockhart: I must say, when I took the job, there was nothing in the description about...

Harry Potter: You're running away? After all you did in your books?

Gilderoy Lockhart: Books can be misleading.

Harry Potter: You wrote them.

Gilderoy Lockhart: My dear boy, use your common sense. My books wouldn't have sold half as well if people didn't think I'd done those things.

Harry Potter: You're a fraud. You've been taking credit for what other wizards have done.

Ron Weasley: Is there anything you can do?


Harry Potter: You heard what Hagrid said. "Follow the spiders."

Ron Weasley: They're heading to the Dark Forest. Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

Moaning Myrtle: Here I am, minding my own business... and someone thinks it's funny to throw a book at me.

Ron Weasley: But it can't hurt if someone throws something at you. I mean, it'll just go right through you.

Moaning Myrtle: Sure! Let's all throw books at Myrtle because she can't feel it. Ten points if you get it through her stomach! Fifty points if it goes through her head!

Harry Potter: But who threw it at you, anyway?

Moaning Myrtle: I don't know. I didn't see them. I was just sitting in the U-bend, thinking about death... and it fell through the top of my head.

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