Monty Python Meaning Of Life Death

Would you rather….?

Drown in a huge container of ice cream or be beaten to death by naked members of the opposite sex carrying pillows. (Monty Python the Meaning of Life)
and guys… They’re aiming for your junk. Just to be uncool.
These pillows are filled with cacti.

die gaining weight or with a bonur?

ice cream
thanks for elaborating =[