New Orwellian Dictionary (NOD)

Who controls the words controls your thoughts.



a punk rock band: Pussy Riot for those with editors.


action: Blowing people up. Archaic: a physical fitness program


active theatres: Places being bombed.

activist: Person who does anything.


aggressive interrogation methods: Torture.

al Qaeda: Adjective used to turn any career into a war crime, ie. taxi-driver = al Qaeda courier, journalist = al Qaeda propagandist, child = al Qaeda royalty. Former term: communist. Obsolete: see ISIS.

allies: Self definition of those who threaten to abandon their professed principles every time anyone says anything offensive to them.

active theatres: Places being bombed.

an act of asymmetric warfare waged against us: Suicide by Guantanamo detainee (US)

assets: Informants and traitors.

asylum seeker: Refugee.

axis of evil: Countries that are going to be hard to conquer, but are first on the list.

axis of hate and terror: Countries the US hates and is terrified of.

backscatter or body imaging x-ray machines: Pornoscope.

bad guys: We can torture, murder, indefinitely detain them. Laws don’t apply because they are bad guys.

behavior detection officers: Stalkers.

belligerent Arab: All Arabs. Reason genocide is permissible. But see non-belligerent Arab for theoretical others. (Israeli)

biased: Critical of the US.

beyond the axis of evil: Countries that are really annoying and will be bombed when the US has a minute.

bringing home US troops: Leaving private contractors.

Canada: The resource corporation formerly known as the Hudson’s Bay Co. Currently a subsidiary of Power Corp.

cannot store, export, print or transmit images: Able to store, export, print or transmit images.

cartel: Men with guns in South America or Mexico.

cash for access scandal: influence peddling, possible crime.

causing terrorism, pandemic diseases and nuclear proliferation: Releasing state department cables.

cavity search: Rape.

checkpoint: Black hole where no human rights exist.

child porn: 1. Media documenting the rape, torture, abduction, and sometimes murder and dismemberment of children. 2. An excuse to invade / occupy / control the internet and increase the control by the powerful paedosadist rings.

child sex: Rape, torture, abduction, blackmail and sometimes murder and dismemberment of children by the powerful.

child prostitute: Child who has been raped, tortured and sometimes abducted, blackmailed, murdered and/or dismembered by the powerful.

child soldiers: Acceptable if they played a crucial role in global counter-terrorism efforts:

choose not to have the right of choice: Negotiate with Israel.

CIA: Great job, travel the world, meet interesting people, kill them …

coalition of the willing: Coalition of the billing.

collateral damage: Dead people not from the US.

communist: Obsolete. See al Qaeda.

community control: Incarceration for billionaires, allows frequent travel to New York and private islands in the Virgin Islands.

conditioning techniques: Torture. Archaic: part of a physical fitness program

contingency location: US military base in Africa.

cooperative security location: US military base in Africa.

corruption: Something most Nigerians think is going on in their government when it is actually mere stealing.

counter: The rhetorical equivalent of leading zeros.

counter-attack: Attack.

counter-cyber: See cyber security.

counter-offensive: Offensive, invasion.

counter-proliferation: Proliferation.

counter-terrorism: Terrorism.

cowboy: Criminal too rich or powerful to arrest. (US)

cyber security: Cyber attacks by the NSA.

dangerous on a strategic scale: Exercising free speech.

detained: Illegally assaulted and held captive. Not to be confused with arrested, charged or tried in a court of law.

detained in his absence: Media smeared without talking to him.

detainee: Word used to create a black hole of no human rights between the 3rd Geneva Convention protecting the rights of POWs and the 4th Geneva Convention protecting the rights of civilians. The ICC says you are protected by one or the other but the US has its own international law.

detention centre: Prison for those illegally imprisoned with no trial or criminal charges, frequently refugees including children. Not to be confused with the disciplinary room in high schools.

diplomacy in action: Secret government deals, once they are no longer secret.

diplomatic: Military.

diplomatic brief: Must contain credit card numbers, email addresses, phone, fax and pager numbers, frequent-flyer account numbers, iris scans, fingerprints and DNA, current technical specifications, physical layout and planned upgrades to telecommunications infrastructure and information systems, networks and technologies used by top officials and their support staff, as well as details on private networks used for official comunication, to include upgrades, security measures, passwords, personal encryption keys and virtual private network versions used. Necessary to discuss policy.

diplomatic dwarf: Brazilian. (Israeli)

direct: Invade.

direct action: Killing people.

disarmament: Excuse for war (and increased weapons sales).

disruptive: Preservation of the status quo. Technology following rigid conformity and narrow usage created by teams of three caucasian men and rewarded by billions in investment.

drugs: An excuse to invade / occupy / control American countries.

due process: Impunity for the powerful.

educated: Indoctrinated. Taken from a state of acknowledged and easily remedied ignorance to a state of closeminded conceit in order to prevent learning.

egotistical goat: NSA attack. The empire is ruled by 12 year olds.

egotistical giraffe: NSA attack. The empire is ruled by 12 year olds.

endanger the peace process: (1) Publish the truth. (2) Prosecute war crimes.

endanger the troops: Publish the truth.

engage: Murder.

enhanced coercive interrogation technique: Torture.

enhanced patdown: Pre-flight fondling and groping, drinks not included.

escalation: 1. Invasion.  2. 227 Palestinians murdered in Gaza.

escalation of force: Immediate death with no warning.

ethics scandals: Rape, torture, abduction, blackmail and sometimes murder and dismemberment of children by the powerful.

exigent circumstances: Excuse to seize private property without a warrant or reason – used in harass and detain.

expeditionary warfare: Empire expansion.

extrajudicial: Illegal.

extrajudicial assassination: Murder.

extraordinary rendition: Abduction, usually followed by torture.

extreme psychological stress: Torture.

fast, glamorous women: Teenage girls in the company of a prince.

find, fix and finish: Murder.

foreign nationals: Bad guys.

forward operating site: US military base in Africa.

freedom: Free dumb. Also just another word for nothing left to lose.

freedom of the press: The US constitution guarantees the right of its media corporations to invade other countries and support coups, incite civil wars and promote the interests of its corporations. Freedom of speech by the people, the right most of the world agreed to, is suppressed by disinformation and noise from the free press.

gang: Men with guns in the five eyes or EU.

good guys: May torture, murder, indefinitely detain people. Laws don’t apply because they are good guys.

government: The highly ineffectual complaints department of the corporation you live under.

government actors: Can legally kill people, are not unprivileged combatants even if unidentified and using remote weapons like drones. (US only, duh)

harass and detain: Appropriate response to people the government does not like but has no legal case against.

highly trained security agent: High school dropout.

historic: Anything that has actually happened.

historic child sex abuse inquiry: Inquiry into all of the dead people involved in the rape, torture, abduction, blackmail and sometimes murder and dismemberment of children by the powerful. Used to distract attention from the exponentially increasing living people involved in the industry.

homeland security: Reason for starting wars in Africa and the middle east.

homosexual sex scandal: Rape, torture, abduction, blackmail and sometimes murder and dismemberment of little boys by the powerful.

honour: 1. Something one receives from the behaviour of other people. If the behaviour of others is not satisfactory, murdering them will restore honour to the first party. 2. Something one receives from a flag or powerful imaginary friend. If another person insults the flag or powerful imaginary friend, murdering them will restore honour to the first party.

honour the troops: Keep fighting.

hostiles: People not from the US.

housing bubble: A system designed by banks and governments where people would borrow ever increasing amounts for their homes until they could afford no more, at which point the people would be evicted from their homes and the government would pay the banks money from the people’s taxes instead. A very good joke since the banks did not actually have the money they loaned anyway.

human rights activist: Not a sociopath.

hysteria: Speech by women.

illegal immigrant: Refugee.

incursion: Invasion.

inflection point: Points at which wars are announced as ending/having ended after it becomes apparent that they did not.

information terrorism: Free speech.

innovation management: Preventing disruptive technology from disrupting the paradigm that made the management billionaires.

instability: What would happen if people stopped having bombs dropped on their heads.

intergenerational sex: Rape of children.


international law: Retroactive US body of law created in 2006 to govern all people internationally. See murder in violation of the law of war.

innocent civilians: Informants and traitors.

innocent lives: Lives of people from the US. Also informants and traitors.

insurgents: People not from the US. Also, boy over 9 years old.

internet provocateur: ‘Whistleblower website’ after pentagon renaming initiative.

iris scans, fingerprints and DNA: Necessary for diplomatic communication.

ISIS: Former term: see al Qaeda. Obsolete: see Boko Haram.

Israeli-Palestinian violence: 227 Palestinians murdered in Gaza.

Jean-Luc Picard: Gen Keith Alexander, NSA chief.

job: Occupation which enriches the powerful and enables capitalism.

joint priority effects list: Hit List.

justice: Just is.

justice system: Co-option of social justice by the powerful. Created to appoint the judges, silence the witnesses and control the outcome.

kill list: Way to keep track of all the people you should be trying to kill when you blow things up, but accidents happen. See looking forward.

land of the free: Country with the highest documented incarceration rate in the world.

lasting peace and security: Occupation.

laws of war: The US, which does not obey any of the laws of war created by international organizations and international law, has created their own laws of war. The US laws are to be obeyed only by people who are not from the US.

leader of the free world: Head of an international network of prisons and torture camps.

libertarians: People who think taxation is a physical assault but childbirth is something not worth paying for.

looking for terrorists: Cyber attacks by the NSA.

looking forward: Refusing to prosecute illegal behaviour because it was in the past (Obama). Explains a lot about preventive detainment.

lurid speculation: When those on the bottom accuse those on the top.

massacre: 3 US citizens killed.

media polls: Used in Canada to decide citizenship and human rights entitlement.

medic: US commando if they are killed in battle.

men with guns: The solution to bringing peace to the world. Hasn’t worked yet because there aren’t enough of them and they need bigger guns.

mercs: Sometimes used to describe people from the US, sometimes a short form of mercenary army. Interchangeable for most of the world.

message force multipliers: Generals delivering the propaganda news.

military: Men with guns in state employment.

military analyst: Generals delivering the propaganda news.

militia: Men with guns in Africa.

mission: War.

moral panic: Concern over threats or crimes against women and children. See also hysteria.

murder in violation of the law of war: A child killing a professional killer from the US.

national human intelligence collection directive: Spying directives for diplomats.

national security: Protects royals and politicians from the torches and pitchforks of the nation. Security of the state from the nation.

negate their capacity in the battlefield: Assassinate in bed.

neutralized: Murdered.

non-belligerent Arab: Person who must be relocated from the place they are a citizen of to somewhere unspecified. The problem this poses is only theoretical, see belligerent Arab. (Israeli)

normal torture: The kind that is legal in US prisons.

not a journalist: We can kill them.

not a US citizen: We can kill them.

NSA files: Files of journalists’ emotions about their job and each other. Feeds a daily column in most international news outlets.

Official Secrets Act: Created to block any inquiries into high level paedosadist rings in the opinion of the UK police.

opened our aperture: Allowed children of all ages to be legitimate targets.

one of the very core powers of the president as commander in chief: Murdering US citizens without a trial.

onionbreath: NSA attack on Tor. The empire is ruled by 12 year olds.

orchestrate: Invade.

our on-going diplomatic activity: Wars.

our troops: Blackwater.

our way of life: World domination.

outposts of tyranny: Countries being tyrannized by the US.

panelists: Unelected politicians in power.

peace process: Process by which peace is perpetually postponed by the pretense that peace itself is an action instead of the discontinuance of actions.

peacekeepers with aggressive mandate: Soldiers. Also, warmakers.

peccadillo: Rape, torture, abduction, blackmail and sometimes murder and dismemberment of children if committed by the powerful.

pedophile/paedophile [child lover]: Establishment approved name for those who rape, torture, abduct, blackmail and sometimes murder and dismember children.

perverting the course of justice: Telling anyone that you were raped by a powerful man.

piracy: An excuse to invade / occupy / control personal communication.

played a crucial role in global counter-terrorism efforts: Fought on the same side as the US.

populist: Democracy which produces results benefiting the people in the voting nation instead of the powerful in the US.

post-combat: Combat.

power vacuum: What is created when the US is not in power. Leads to instability.

preventive detainment: Kidnapping and holding someone without trial, for something they may do in the future. See looking forward.

privacy: Something that must be protected for the rich and powerful at all costs. No one else is entitled to any privacy because the risk to the rich and powerful would be too great. ‘The risks of political embarrassment to the Government is rather greater than the security danger.’

prosecution to include discovery practice: Torture.

public propagandist without portfolio: Me.

pursue justice without making a political mess: Don’t allow accusations of powerful people.

radicals, idealists, realists and opportunists: activists, according to Stratfor.

reasonable expectation of privacy: In the US, if you do not expect privacy, you are not entitled to it, ie. no reasonable person expects privacy in a US airport, so it is no longer a right.

reassess our posture towards them next year: Response to use of child soldiers by allies.

reduce  the escalation: Attack.

rent boy: Boy who has been raped, tortured and sometimes abducted, blackmailed, murdered and/or dismembered by the powerful.

rogue nations: Sovereign countries that disobey the president of the US.

satire: Hate speech against those the powerful like to demonize.

saving lives: Killing people.

scandal: Crimes committed by the powerful

search and seizure: random theft of goods by authorities, protected against by the US constitution unless you fly.

security contractors: Professional criminals.

serious torture: The kind that is not legal even in US prisons.



sexy: prosecuting a tortured child in a kangaroo court on a trumped up charge that allowed the death penalty.

sick, un-American espionage efforts: Journalism.

social panic: Threats to the freedom of sadists to do as they wish.

soften up: Torture.

special methods of questioning: Torture.

single most potent tool we have in protecting America and foiling terrorist attacks: Torture.

stabilizing: Occupying.

Stipulation of Fact: Fictional work prepared by US military and signed by torture victims.

stress position: Torture.

strike: Blow people up.

student loans: Indentured servitude.

suicide: Something you should be prepared to kill yourself to avoid. (Nigerian – ok just PJ.)

support the troops: Increase military spending.

sustained diplomacy: Occupation.

targeted counter-terrorism missions: Wars.

telegenically dead: Murdered by Israel. Any reporting will be considered terrorist propaganda.

terrorist: Men with guns in the Middle east or predominantly Muslim parts of Africa.

terrorism: 1. Threats to powerful men or corporations. 2. An excuse to invade / occupy / control Middle Eastern countries.

the five eyes: The Illuminati. The UK, US, Canada, Australia and New Zealand who share intelligence about the entire world in their quest for world domination. Not to be confused with the Illuminati.

The Truman Show: Documentary about Canada.

theatre: Place where wars are staged. Exactly what it sounds like.

themes and messages: Propaganda

thing that has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war: Death.

Thought Leaders: Paid by establishment to lead your thoughts.

threats to our way of life: Countries fighting back.

time for reflection, not retribution: Time when CIA ought to be prosecuted for torture, etc.

tools necessary to protect the American people: Torture.

tools needed to continue to fight the war on terror and bring these evil people to justice: Torture.

training mission: War.

treason: The act of helping an enemy of the US, by anyone, including foreign enemies of the US.

truth: Terrorism.

un-American: Rogue Swedish Australians.

undisclosed remediation packages: Secret bribes to avoid criminal charges.

unemployed: Unwaged.

unknown unknowns: Excuse for war.

unlawful enemy combatant: Flexible term used to apply the following law:
US special forces and anyone Obama says is a ‘government actor’ can legally kill children.
It is a war crime for children to kill US Special Forces.

unnatural sexual proclivities: rape, torture and sometimes abduction, blackmail, murder and/or dismemberment by the powerful.

unreliable: countries which let the law stop them from killing / torturing / abducting people.

unspecified global threat: excuse to drone Yemen.

US defense: US Empire.

US interests: World assets, comprising natural resources and industries.

war: murder of helpless civilians in Gaza.

war crime: 2006: It is ok for US soldiers to kill children, but it is a war crime for children to kill US special forces commandos.
2013: It is a war crime to return aggressive force on members of an invading army if the UN has assigned them blue helmets.

We Protect: PR initiative undertaken by the paedosadism industry. Objectives are to block all search results of paedosadist stories from the Internet and arrest any victims and others involved in the industry who may be thinking of testifying.

witch hunt: Attempts to bring powerful torturers and murderers, including Catholic priests, to justice.

work: Creating wealth for the wealthy.

wrinkle: Invasion.

Xe: Ze evil Blackwater Academi, new names, same games.

32 thoughts on “New Orwellian Dictionary (NOD)

  1. I’ve read thru a few of your posts and find it eerily resonant of truth. I do disagree with the laws of war stipulation because I know people who have done tours whom thought the rules of engagement were ridiculous and made their missions nigh impossible. However, these rules of engagement seem only applied to grunts and not people like other branches of the military (drones), blackwater (Xi), CIA/NSA, etc.


  2. Here are a few more suggestions for this from my friend Remington

    “Backscatter Imaging machine” = Pornoscope
    “Enhanced patdown” = Genital groping
    “Highly-Trained Security Agent” = High-school dropout
    “Unable to store, record, or transmit images” = Able to store, record, and transmit images

    Love, Light + Chaos.
    The Good Reverend Felix.

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  3. Medic: + “or captured”
    Aid Worker: US spy if they are killed or arrested prior to “Stabilising” through a “Targeted Counter-Terrorism Mission.”
    Aid Worker (2): Innocent foreign caregiver accused of spying for the US and its allies.
    Potential Suspect: Australian/British/Asian.
    Suspect: African American/Latin American/Middle Eastern.
    Media Representative: Professional lie spinner.
    Potential Internal Terrorism: People who keep to themselves, people who speak out against US government practises.
    Internal Terrorism: Public non-violent protest.
    Trusted Sources: Media outlet owned by Rupert Murdoch or one of many subsidiaries.
    Irrefutable Proof: Product of a scientist who’s future work and current paycheque rely on favour with the US federal government or it’s supporters.
    Toilet Humour: Independent News Service.
    Inability to Act: Public support without corporate support.
    Typo: Subliminal Message.
    Established Democracy: Unthinking ally in a war.
    Ally: Nation which copies every political decision made by the US whithin a year without the consent of it’s people (example: Australia) or establishes a security measure which infringes on public safety or freedom six months prior to a US decision on the same subject, without the consent of it’s people (example: Britain).
    Ancient History: Annihilation of native americans; The Roman Empire bringing civilisation to the “barbarians” and especially their valuable trade goods.
    Level Playing Field: US military supported theatre of battle.
    Cultural Exchange: Government protected Hollywood exportation.
    Refugee: Coloured Threat.
    Political Asset: Future combative opponent for the sake of controlling the public.
    Australian: Uninformed skilled labour.
    European: Sinister serial killer.
    Sinister Influence: Foreign Website.
    Paedophile: Internal Political Opponent.
    Financial Asset: Call-Centre or Sweat-Shop in India, Oil Well anywhere, Natural Resource sold for tobacco, alcohol, motion pictures or coloured beads.
    Mexican: Illegal Immigrant.
    Illegal Immigrant: Plebiean Labour.
    Export: Credit.
    Credit: Indentured Service.
    Disinformation: Independent Media.
    Information Super-Highway: US government sanctioned websites.
    Trade Blockade: Enforced starvation of consumer goods produced across the entire world against a particular people to put pressure on its otherwise successful government.
    Consumer Goods: Terminator seeds, hollywood programmes, uranium, oil, maize products, clothes made in sweat shops owned by US companies, chinese-made goods sold specifically to US companies at a discount to their normal export price while remaining off the books.
    Iraq: Vietnam.
    Iraqi Terrorists: Citizens of North Korea, Syria, Iran, Afghanistan.
    Mutt: Afghan hound. (joke)
    Totalitarian Democracy: Docile nation which has inbuilt legal safeguards against US influence whether media oriented or militarily based.
    Communist: Chinese citizen.
    Greencard: License to work for a non-slave wage.
    Familial Attachment: “Potential Suspect” through potential desire for vengeance upon the death of a “Potential Suspect.” See: Collateral Damage, Alien Unprivileged Enemy Belligerent
    Religious Sentimentality: Non-christian faith.
    Fundamentalist: Muslim.
    Scientist: Oprah (wait, IS that a joke?)
    Politician: Important foreign figure who is outspoken against the practises of the US.
    Former Prime Minister: Important foreign figure who WAS very outspoken against the practises of the US.
    Good School: Any school which is better than public schools in the third world.
    Public School: School which is the same as public schools in the third world.
    Foreign Financial Deficit: Foreign debt.
    Global Trade Deficit: US debt.
    Financial Deficit: Nothing to be concerned about, unless it’s someone elses.
    Global Development: The rich getting richer, the poor not getting richer.
    Financial Collapse: The rich getting richer, the poor getting layed off and their retirement packages being emptied of funds.
    Economics: The rich getting richer, the poor not getting richer.
    Economic Depression: The rich getting richer, the poor getting poorer.
    Economic Boom: The rich getting richer, the middle class becoming rich, the poor getting much much poorer.
    Economic Stability: The rich getting richer, the middle class becoming docile and easily controlled, a loud few of the poor becoming the middle class, the rest becoming poorer somewhat slower than normal, more than six months prior to a war.
    Market Change: Corporate sponsors of both major sides of the government getting richer, everyone else getting poorer.
    Economic Rationalism: Cutting off benefits to those in the most need.
    Women’s Liberation: Women not complaining about getting a lower wage than male colleagues, and just being thankful they aren’t unemployed like the other losers.
    Non-Compliance: Willing compliance to a genital grope.
    Situation: Rape victim, protester, psychologically troubled individual or human rights supporter who has an emotional or intellectual reaction to loss of freedom whether on their own part or in the case of the whole of society.
    Climate Change: Conspiracy Theory.
    Difference of Opinion: Former Ally’s viewpoint independent from the US’, in the first stage, prior to an increase in perceived threat level or establishment of the feasability of a trade embargo.
    Little Reason for Military Action: Children dying, people starving, frequent instances of various diseases such as malaria and aids, no education system, constant warfare, people’s limbs getting hacked off, but no natural resources.
    Former Ally: see “Difference of Opinion” and then “Totalitarian Democracy” and then “Mission”.

    I love what you’re doing, sorry about the tl;dr ;D

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  5. One stolen from Boing Boing’s euphemism generator, and the rest born of a humurous exercise friends, apart from the last one, which is, well…


    Rigorous Physical Auditing Processes

    Protracted interrogatory nervous impulse management

    Full-body-active information mining.

    “Contact diplomacy”

    “Full Contact volition bypass measures”

    “High yield human resource utilization practices.”

    “Total Proximity intensive information retrieval mechanism”

    “thorough personal force escalation policy”

    “lively tactile unilateral cooperation exercise”

    “dynamic invasive cognitive control strategies”

    “enhanced interrogation techniques”


  6. Yes, but that’s because you are a poet, x7o, so of course you prefer the best one. 😉

    Our official practitioners of thugee are always going to prefer the longest one. Dunno why that is.


  7. @x7o Your friends need to work for the military. Now here’s a question: the ones in the NOD have, believe it or not, actually come from the mouths of government officials. Should we start a new group that they can mine when they run out? I think yes.

    @skdadl Because it fills up their speeches. It’s hard to talk for a long time without giving any information.

    Contact diplomacy is inspired.

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  8. Here are two from the War Logs

    escalation of force – disproportionate lethal response to benign behaviour
    joint priority effects list – Hit List


  9. It will definitely be expanded, even this week. The state department lawyer just gave me:
    “causing terrorism, pandemic diseases and nuclear proliferation: Releasing state department cables.”
    Awesome, right?! If it ever gets unwieldy enough for a book I’ll let you know 😉


  10. Anti-American: Informed Citizen.
    Mass Fraud: Healthy Capitalism.
    Shoes: Weapons Of Mass Destruction (See Underwear).
    Theft: Banking.
    We Have The Best (Anything) In The World: We’re At Least 30 Years Behind.

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  11. Total number of repetitions of the acronym U.S. on this page at the time of this comment: 49.
    Total number of repetitions of the acronym U.K. on this page at the time of this comment: 0.

    bi-as, adj.

    bi-ased: Critical of the US.

    In this case, the two dictionaries agree.

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