From Tracie: Twitter Has Turned Me Into a Criminal

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Twitter Has Turned Me Into a Criminal

Twitter...Oh how I love thee. 

Too much maybe.

There is a problem with tweeting.

Twitter becomes a dark and scary place late at night.....

Just look what I was forced to do after a little tweeting with @SupahMommy and @ChiefsHiding last night.....

It's not my fault that they were tweeting about yummy things, is it?

Will someone send me some toffee?

Just think what will happen to Twitter Bird if you don't.

I will let her speak to you for just a minute now...

"Chirp Chirp. CHIRP! Chirp, Tweet! Chirpity Chirp."
"She has me locked in a cage. A CAGE! Help me! Send her the toffee!"

You have 24 hours.

*Will you bloggers pay my bail when I'm caught and thrown in twitter jail?*


  1. I won't rat you out.

    I hope you get your toffee soon.

  2. ROTFL!!

    I'll never tell....


  3. staying up late waiting for our blogapalooza posts...

    poor twitter bird. she looks so innocent.


    *sigh* Sorry i normally dont cuss but twitter bird is at stake....

  4. Maybe the bird will go get some for you if you turn her loose!

  5. Why don't you kill that stupid fail whale while you're at it?

  6. OMG...this is frigging HILARIOUS!! Love it! And the toffee is totally worth the life of crime....

  7. I love toffee, but I hate the fail whale.

    And what exactly is twitter jail? I always hear people referring to it, but I'm dumb.

  8. I got you covered. Let me know where to send the toffee lol.

  9. Dude, honestly, you have to explain Twitter to me. I still don't get it at all. I don't get the attraction but clearly I'm wrong as everyone does it. I'm baffled. I don't Facebook either so you know, I'm a bit of a non-social networker. It's like I don't even exist! :)

  10. I can't hang with you if you are going all criminal on me.

    Never mind.

    That was a lie.

    Sometimes I lie.

    No I don't.

    Yes I do.

  11. I can not condone the kidnapping of the Twitter bird, not even for toffee. You have gone to the dark side.

  12. I used to be quite addicted to twitter but I sorta lost interest and now I never check it haha. Too much other stuff to do online.

  13. There is no money for bail but I might be able to spring for a piece of toffee.

  14. LOL! Hope you get some yummy toffee soon!