Wednesday, May 14, 2008

I Can Has A Liddle Dignidee Pleez is an unexplainable internet phenomenon. This site racks up an average of 500,000 hits per day. Who are these people looking at this shit everyday? If you are male and over the age of twelve, it should be forbidden to visit more than once in a lifetime. It's like goatse, you have to see it once just so you know what you're dealing with. Imagine real men like Franklin D. Roosevelt, Henry Kissinger, or Ernest Hemingway (an avid cat fan by the way), laughing at shit like this.

humorous pictures
more cat pictures
Testicles across the world are losing mass thanks to this mess. There isn't lolspeak strong enough to describe the hatred that photo brings up in me. Congratulations to Eric Nakagawa for hitting the internet jackpot but what a price to pay. Imagine going into a barber shop or a bar where real men tend to congregate.

"So Eric, what do you do for a livin." -says the barber
"I make baby talk captions for pictures of cute widdle kittens." -Eric replies innocently.
Chirp. Chirp. Dead silence. How awkward must that be. The only job for a man lower I can think of besides making baby talk for furry kitten pictures is a woman's shoe salesman. And on that note gentlemen, I leave you with the words of the great Al Bundy.

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