High Priestess

High Priestess

According to the High Priests of Scientism, I am a talking monkey. No, scratch that, I am an accidental, irrelevant speck of dust, living on a Ball that spins at 1100 MPH, that moves at 67,000 MPH around a Sun that moves at 510,000 MPH around a Galaxy that moves at over a million MPH in an ever expending Universe.  Makes me dizzy just saying it.


Out of Chaos comes order.


Man evolved from a warm soup.

We are so lucky to be good looking.


The Big Bang is a scientific theory about how the universe started, and then made the stars and galaxies we see today. The universe began very hot, small, and dense, with no stars, atoms, form, or structure (called a “singularity”).

Where did the “singularity” come from? Answer: ………… crickets.




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