

My current twitter account consists of me filling up my bird feeders and letting the birds tweet out the news.

It turns out more jobs were created in Obama's last year than in Trump's first. For heavn's sake, don't tell the President.

How the Press insults my intelligence: "Every GOP POTUS since Ike is a bumbling unhinged idiot and every DEM POTUS since FDR is a graceful dignified genius",

Are you as sick and tired as I am of having to constantly watch the president of the United States brag about himself all the time?

Yes, he's loud, brash and obnoxious. Mendacious, narcissistic, impulsive, thin-skinned and childish, too. More dangerous than any president this country has ever had.

Stable genius: a, like, really really, really smart hostler or groom?

Newsflash to the Donald: all you need to do is act like a stable genius and you won't need to tell us that you are one.

Sadly, the whole world now knows, our button hole is bigger than their button hole.

Many Hollywood actresses willingly (get paid) to be very naked and groped on screen for the whole world to see. Maybe that also should stop.

96% of Trump's supporters think that we never went to the moon and the Viet Nam War was fought in New Jersey.

Granddaughter's text: "Want us today?" My response" "Like, yes, and, like, Trump's a stable genius."

The "Democrat's" business model must include increasingly incompetent home delivery.

Whadyamean? Tallahassee has snowflakes walking around all year long.

Oprah for president is ridiculous: we already elected one unqualified TV star, why would we consider another one?

The Democrats now have a nickname for Donald Trump. Doornail Trump!

In the obituaries, would it be okay to use a baby photo of a 90 year old? Just asking?

A retreat to set the GOP agenda? I thought the President was elected to set the countries agenda so all can benefit.

Mexico is paying for the wall - remember?

At least I can say proudly that I didn't vote for that loud, brash, obnoxious & narcissistic child president.

You're right. He is loud, brash and obnoxious. Trouble is, he's also crazy.

Has there ever been a time of no tight finances and no budget battles?

Yes, he is loud, brash and obnoxious, and now he's my president. Trouble is, he's Vladimir Putin's president too.

Stable genius: a very smart equine!

2017 started the Russian debate, 2018 kicks off with debating mental illness. Where did making America great again go?

Game over. Kim Jong-un won. Time to move on.

DACA must have conditions, among them the ability to speak English.

If we were to have a war, I'm not sure if there would be enough American's that would be willing to defend our nation.

Freedom of the press matters. Long live the newspaper business.

Yes he is, but all that not acceptable. So sad so many are sugar coating a bad choice.

Didn't watch the Golden Globes. Turned on my TV this morning to learn who won. All I heard was about the speeches. I still don't know who won.

Calling yourself a genius is not a sign of stability.

Vote for Leonard Pitts, Bigot !!

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is suddenly concerned with it's image of decadence and depravity. Cue the laugh track here.

Time sure does fly, it's only 50 weeks til Christmas.

Fake news, fake books, liberals don't care as long as it's what they want to hear.

Leonard Pitts will return when his brain thaws out and he picks up right where he left off.

I'm a proud member of the popular voters of this country, not a member of the electoral college. So, no, Trump is not my president.

It wasn't until after I started FSU graduate school, did I realize how many rednecks there are in Tallahassee. Sheesh!

Oprah for prez? I would vote for the "Rock" Lordy what have we become?

One interview of our President 100 days into his Presidency and that qualifies you for The inquirer stories not a creditable book.

The Zinger who called the President loud, brash and obnoxious left out nuts.

It was nice to see ladies dressed like ladies at the Golden Globes

So by Leonard Pitts own statement the odds were slightly better that there would be only white men in the room instead of only black. And we're supposes to believe he wouldn't have had something to say about that? Puleeze!

Donald "I'm like really smart" Trump, the valley girl President.

Having retired from Florida State, I had the opportunity to meet and work with some truly brilliant people. None of them bragged about their intelligence, and certainly didn't use phrases like "I'm like really smart".

A stable genius or unstable moron? That question is very easy to answer. Just read the last 25 tweets made by the President of the United States of America and you have the answer.

I think us Southerners are experiencing the term "when hell freezes over!"

Trump is smarter than 35% of y'all.

Actually, I think that it may be Jeff Sessions that has lost his mind.

Dementia or Alzheimer's progresses like that.

We are really fortunate to have a really, really smart genius as POTUS.

He's my president too, you say? Yeah, unfortunately, #Metoo.

The sophistry of the right: The notion that treating people who increasingly rely on minimum wage jobs as little more than slave labor is good for the economy. Good wages aren't a zero-sum game.

To deflect and distract, he cultish congressional Republicans are attacking the messenger and have turned all investigations into purely politicized events--they're undermining democratic institutions.

What's with the new Maclay Gardens State Park sign on Meridian Road? What's wrong with Klapp-Phipps Park?

If you believe Trump is, like, smart, it may be that you're, like, gullible.

Trump is the ultimate self defined victim. He is experiencing the natural consequences of his behavior.

When somebody is a stable genius, it shows. If you're not, it shows.

In the past, natural mechanisms have caused global climate change--now, it's humans that are causing global climate change; and that's the big difference 'Tis a fact.

Save your old Christmas trees for Jimbo's new lawn

Shooting at Cascades Park. Did anyone think it would not happen?

Great new band name, 'The Stable Geniuses'.

Please mr. Wizard can you turn President Trump into Bud Light. Dilly! Dilly,

The President's pronouncements remind me of a Beverly Hillbillies episode where Jethro starts BJ Enterpises. He said "the BJ stood for Boy Jenius."

No actually Bill Proctor demands that the snow that fell in NE Tallahassee be gathered and moved to the Southside.

Never mind the opioid crisis. Sessions is going to stop the marijuana deaths.

The GOP has a soul?

Can't wait for the libel lawsuits against the author and publisher of "Fire and Fury." All those victims of this work of fiction can't wait to have their depositions taken under oath.

Are you kidding me, a nation traumatized by Trump needs marijuana to cope, it should be legal and free!

Well done for your investigative reporting on city hall, keep up the good work, we need that watch dog.

The "very stable genius" is sure doing a heck of a good job promoting the book he hates, "Fire and Fury..."!

Well, one thing we can say for sure, "compassionate conservatism" is dead.

Mitch McConnell's wife should burn all his bluejeans.

Genius? Like, no!

Tallahassee cold means higher city utility revenues. Does this mean Fernandez gets a raise on his payout?

It's Basketball season and both Coach Ham & Sue with ranked programs deserve better coverage from the Democrat staff.

I hope coach Taggart selects his coaching staff the same way he selects players, age, ethnicity and all those other categories should never be a factor.

How BAD does it have to get before the GOP holds Trump accountable?

Your grandma had snowflakes as big as her heart! Touching story by Philip Wilcox.

Legislators don't work for government! Rather, they work for their own enrichment at taxpayers' expense.

AG Sessions also believes that "good people" dress in white sheets, burn down churches, and "do in" innocent people.

Most physicians in government never took the Hippocratic Oath. Rather, they swore on the Hypocrites Oath.

Anyone who characterizes himself as a "stable genius" is probably not.

A stable genius? Now that's some fake news.

How exactly does going from a predominantly white football staff to a predominantly black football staff represent diversity?

Every time people elect democrats, I think of what forest Gump said," stupid is as stupid does ".

California governor jerry brown is a warning to Florida voters to not vote Democrat in this year's state elections, or ever for that matter.

Sorry, but we don't want another dose of Anita (Tax Increase) Favors or Dan (Annex Everything) Kleman. Can't change the culture at City Hall with the same old mentors.

It's so cold Nancy Pelosi's brain froze for real.

When DeSantis drains Tallahassee's swamp watch the sinkholes open.

Obama, Pitts, and the dems will be out of a job if black employment continues to increase.

So, going from a from a predominantly white football staff to a predominantly black football staff represents diversity? Someone needs to look up the definition of diversity.

Mr. Ed was a stable genius.

You can always tell when you hit a nerve at the White House -- you get a nickname and a twitter tantrum.

Last week we had the Winter Snow Festival and this week the Circus with all the Clowns, Donkeys and Elephants. Orlando better watch out, we could become the top tourist destination in Florida!

What's up with the right wanting a Constitutional Convention to change the Constitution? Arn't they the ones always screaming that we have to stick to the founders intent?

I repeat: How do they know that there are no snowflakes that look the same?

Bill Cotterell is the Farmers Insurance of Florida politics. He can tell us a thing or two because he's seen a thing or two.

Trump a political genius? Talk about confusing luck with skill!

You have to wonder if the City Commission was being fair with Fernandez or buying his silence.

So sad, for the office of POTUS; "The foreordained culmination of a slow and unseemly descent into farce."

So i guess Liberal Media Elite is the new preferred put down on smart people.

Note to sportswriters. When s school hires a clear majority of coaches of one race - white or black - it is not "diverse".

Now that it is Legal do you think Bill Clinton will visit Colorado so he can inhale?

If you need to tell people that you are a genious, you're probably not.

I know the year is still young, but I nominate the Bill Proctor snow investigation Zing as Zing of the Year.

In the movies, little R2D2 helped Luke Skywalker fly his Starfighter. Why can't our smartphones help us drive better instead of distracting us from the serious business of driving safely?

Trump's boast is meaningless since there never has been a wealthy person nor politician who doesn't consider himself a genius.

I hate to break it to you Georgia fans, this is not your year either.

Now that Hillary's emails and the Clinton Foundation are under FBI investigation, will Trump pardon the Clinton's?

U.S. Rep. decried Session's policy shift as "disappointing and cruel". I hope actions follow words and he sponsors a bill to fix the problem.


What does this equation add up to when used on the highway ? Marijuana + smartphones + alcohol


The President tweeted, "Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart." So, you're telling us you've been short on assets all this time?

Marijuana is a Trojan horse- are we meeting medical or recreational needs ????

Donald Trump has been in office for only one year and he has already solved the global warming crisis

Me thinks that the Donald doth protest to much about his genius.

Jason Fox making a tiny snowman? Foxtrot must be set in Tallahassee.

No key to the city in the outgoing city manager's resignation package? But it did include a key to the vault!

Thus far the new football coaching staff at FSU is over 87% black. The Democrat calls that "diverse". Websters would disagree.

Now if Coach Taggart recruits white players, for a team that has been composed overwhelmingly by minorities, that would really be breaking new barriers. Keep race off the table.

Please, for God's sake, don't make FSU football a political racial issue.

Studies show that people who watch Fox News are less well-informed than people who watch no news at all. The president's tweets confirm these studies.

The latest batch of Zings, since the first of the year, have been the most pathetic and poorly written in a long time.

"He's a stable genius" may become the new "Bless his heart" in polite conversation.

Afghanistan; Vietnam with turbans.

To "the checks in the mail, it's not you it's me, and I'm from the government and I'm here to help you", we can now add "Mexico will pay for the wall".

Trump is a stable genius. Vote yes if this is a good joke.

Twitter has no guts. Does not want the backlash that they would get from the Oval office.

Commissioner Ziffer, next time set the example before you're sued.

Sloppy Steve is the real genius. Trump, not so much.

Headline: 'Hurricanes and opioids among Florida lawmakers' priorities'. Can't do anything about either. Next subject

We should call it a warlock hunt. Two down, 2 in the hopper, and many to go.

Very disappointed today. My mornings just aren't complete without a crazy Tweet from Stable Genius.

Trump is nothing more than a con man, and that is where his genius lies.

I think Trump looks in the mirror and asks, who is the smartest of them all.

Thought I was looking at sports section, but it was an obituary box score. Glad not to see my name.

What is the current black male unemployment rate for the city and county.

How many acres will it take to achieve 100 percent solar.

If no sun, do the solar panels get a day off.

Raise your hand if you think South Korea would survive if the U.S. pulled out.

I thought Mexico was going to pay for the wall.

I wonder who had to read Fire and Fury to Trump.

In grade school I told my teacher I was "like" really smart. She said my words conceal my brilliance.

So did anyone really think that Willie would hire a majority of white coaches for his team?

In politics, if you are explaining you are losing--even for a self proclaimed stable genius.

Tallahassee, the capital of roadside trash.

Trump complains that Sessions isn't protecting him from the Russia Investigators. But the Tally Democrat (Republican) is protecting 45 by not publishing any Anti-Trump Zings.

Trump has declared that the Opioid Crisis is a Public Health Emergency. Will he fund treatment or just hope that the Trillion Dollar Tax cuts trickle down into treatment centers?

New brand for COT: We are a city where crime pays.

If you're crazy and we know it tweet some more. Played best in a stable key of G.

I pray that in 2018, 98 percent of all politicians be abducted by space aliens from a galaxy far far away.

On top of it all, I hear Rick Fernandez roots for the Aggies.

"Whether" I'm singing in the rain or Zing!ing in the snow, I want to commend the Democrat's trusted mission as the Fourth Estate the press is supposed to be.

Tallahassee traffic and road construction defeats even the best laid plans.

It doesn't matter what the Mag Lab does -- we have the biggest one.

The biggest surprise about "Fire and Fury" is that anyone is surprised by the content.

Their, they're & there are spelled differently for a reason

Has anyone ever heard of or know of anyone who has ever won the Publishers clearing house sweepstakes?

So what will happen first, more snowflakes in Tallahassee or footprints on Mars?

Let's conduct a city-wide search for two city commissioners and a new mayor.

My friends and neighbors are not corrupt. Sorry about yours.

Yes, he's loud, brash and obnoxious but he's my president. Yours too.

Remember her time as State Rep? Nothing unethical! No lies! Michelle Vasilinda has my vote.

Help! I think I'm part iguana!

It is not so much a fight for the GOP's soul but rather a hunt for it.

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