Posts Tagged ‘Snooki’

Dear Kat Von D…

Tuesday, October 4th, 2011



Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt…

Wednesday, May 4th, 2011


5 Tips from a Former Pro:






Dear Snooki (again!)…

Monday, April 4th, 2011




Dear Snooki…

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

Snooki was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday.  I would’ve watched but I can never get past all of Ellen’s dancing at the top of the show.  I get so embarrassed for her, the same way I feel when people like Shania Twain say things like “rock on”.  Or when Jennifer Aniston does pretty much anything.  Stop it, ladies, you’re humiliating yourselves.

So Snooki was on the show and told Ellen that, thanks to her rockstar lifestyle, she blacks out and wakes up in a trash can “like once a month”.  The weird thing is, there’s a guy in the alley behind my building who sleeps in the trash can like all the time.  You think it’s possible he’s just a hard partying reality star/television personality/novelist/slipper designer?  Maybe I should stop throwing my recyclables at him and see if he could recommend me to his agent.

Dear George Clooney…

Thursday, December 30th, 2010

George Clooney is teaming up with the United Nations and Google to launch satellites above the country of Sudan that will keep an eye on the border between north and south Sudan and try to prevent a civil war.  No, not a plot from a movie starring George Clooney — that’s actually what George Clooney is up to right now.

First Angelina, now George.  Hey United Nations, you guys realize that actors are just really good looking people who memorize words that someone else wrote for them, right?  Aren’t there more qualified folks out there… some nerds who were studying foreign policy in the 80’s rather than playing a handyman on The Facts of Life?  I heard Snooki has some opinions on the non-proliferation of nuclear weapons in North Korea, why don’t you guys give her a call!