The Clock Billionaire

The Clock Billionaire


People make money from all kinds of stupid things. Some people assume everything is a conspiracy. I prefer to think the two are related, and people are conspiring to cause all the stupid things in my life–in order to make money. It makes stubbing my toe more rational.

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BILLY: Ugh, power out overnight. All the clocks are wrong!

JIMMY: Apparently just long enough to knock the clocks off, but not long enough for anyone to notice.

BILLY: Someday I'll figure out how someone is making money from all the world's clocks being reset.


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