Thursday, February 1, 2007

A Hard Day's Night featuring Barack Obama


It's been a Hard Day's Night and I've been workin' like a dog.

It's been a Hard Day's Night I should be sleepin' like a log.

But when I get home to you, I find the things that you do will make me feel alright.


And it's worth it just to hear you say you're gonna give me everything...

. . .

Hey, pardon me for asking but who's that little black man?

Uh... what little black man?

That little black man.

Oh, that one. That's my senator.

That's not yer senator.

That's my other senator but this one's my senator as well.

How do you reckon that one out?

Well everyone's entitled to two aren't they and this is my other one.

We know that but what's he doin' here?

Well the party thought the trip would do him good. He's down in the polls.

Poor old thing. Hey mister, are you down in the polls?

. . .

He's a nice black man, isn't he?

He's very clean.

And we're looking after him, are we?

Well, we're here. Norm'll be along in a minute with the tickets.

Hey. Who's that little black man?

It's Paul's senator.

Oh, but I thought...

No, that's his other one.

Oh, that's alright then.

Clean, though, isn't he?

Oh, he's very clean.

Morning lads. Glad you all got here. Now look, I've had a marvelous idea. Just for once let's all try to behave like ordinary respectable citizens. Let's not cause any trouble, pull any strokes, or do anything I'm gonna be sorry for. Especially tomorrow in that television theatre, because...

Hey! Who's that little black man?

He belongs to Paul.

Oh, well. I'm going down for a cup of coffee. You can come with Shake and me if you like.

. . .

He's very clean, isn't he?

See also: The Nose On Your Face


  1. LOL--Good one, Basil! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

  2. maybe biden should just give him a kiss and then they could go along to the champagne buffet.

  3. This is great. I can't wait to see Barak gambling at the Circle Club. "Congratulate me boys, I'm engaged."

  4. A Hard Day's Night With Barak Obama?...

    This manages to capture everyone's curiosity about Obama: who is he? Where did he come from? And Joe Biden's own: how did he get so clean? Plus, you get the Beatles!...

