Great Moments in Inter-religious Dialogue

The conversation at a party this evening was about exotic cuisines in the homes of various neighbors --goat head stew probably winning the gold medal. One gal told of her first experience in a home where people keep kosher. She was enjoying the meal, but really knew nothing of the kosher laws, so when her hosts started talking about even stricter observances to be "kosher for Passover," she blurted out: "Wow, Jews have as many rules about food as Catholics have about sex."

To which her friend rejoined, "Honey, for Jews, food IS sex."