Irish Vasectomy

After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that enough was enough, as they couldn’t afford a larger house. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children.


The husband  said to the doctor, “B’Jayzus, I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don’t see how putting a firework in a beer can next to  my ear is going to help me with my problem.”

“Trust me, it  will do the job”, said the doctor.

So the man  went home, lit a firecracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

“1, 2, 3, 4,  5,” at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

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