The Institute for Gravitronomic Inertiametrics

Our Latest Discoveries

How long does a thought last?

3.2701 graviseconds (gs).
Peer-reviewed paper coming soon.

Where do things go when we lose them?

Hypothesis: What was the last place you had it? Have you tried looking there?

Why are cats?

Evidence: Cats give off significant amounts of heat, yet require several hours of sunbathing each day.
Theory: Cats are cold-blooded.

What is the Universe?

Methodology: We start by identifying what the Universe is not, and narrow it down from there.*

* In progress.

How loud should a joke be?

Findings: Louder than a gnat’s sneeze, but not so loud as a Saturn V launching.

What color is a mirror?

Kind of green.