DIZZIES 2: LEFTOVERS First they terrorized the town.Then they destroyed the Weenie Burger. Now they're ready to do some real damage! Far off in space, the two bounty hunters have just completed another search and destroy mission on yet another of Elmyra's escaped prisoners. Fifi, who is still accompanying the hunters, holds her nose as she places the head of Elmyra's prisoner into a sack."I hate zis part of ze job", she said as she sealed up the bag. She climbed up a ladder to the ship's cockpit as they soared through the far reaches of space. Inside the cockpit were the two hunters. One was still in the form of Buster, but the other had changed back to a blank face."Having trouble?" Buster asked. "No, but zis izn't ze most glamorous job in ze world", she replied. Suddenly, the control pannel started beeping. Buster pressed a button as the overhead screen flashed and Elmyra's face appeared. "Hello my hunty wunties", Elmyra said as she giggled and waved. "Who says zere iz intelligent life in outair space?", Fifi said as she rolled her eyes. "Have you finished your assignment?!" Elmyra said. The hunters nodded. "Good, but there is some bad news. Apparently you didn't get rid of all the Dizzy wizzies." Buster looked up with a confused look on his face. "That's impossible." "Fraid so, so that means I'm keeping payment of your mission until you get rid of them" The screen went black. Buster sat there with an angry look on his face. "Does zis mean we're going back to Earth?" Fifi asked. Buster slammed the on the ship's brakes, turned around, and whizzed into space towards Earth. Back on Earth in Acme Acres, Toon life is going as it always has. Calamity is still trying to catch Little Beeper, Furball is still looking for a home, and Plucky is still trying to get a date with Shirley. But even today, all of Acme Acres is still trying to forget what happened on that dreadful night two years ago. But it would not stay forgotten for long. Inside the Weenie Burger, mustard stains covered the walls, ketchup and hamburger buns surrounded the floor, and flies buzzed around a trash can in the corner. Just then, Furball jumped through the back window landing on the counter. His stomache growled as he searched for any sign of food. And that's when he saw the trash can. Furball jumped onto the can tipping it over spreading garbage everywhere. Furball sniffed inside the can. He came out of the can holding seven strange looking eggs. Furball had never seen eggs like these before but he was too hungry to ask questions. He placed the eggs on the ground as he tied a bib around his neck and pulled out a knife and fork. He jabbed the eggs with his knife. But the knife was bent in two as it struck the eggs. Furball through the knife away and tapped on one of the eggs with the fork. The egg started to wiggle. Furball jumped behind the counter and peeked around the corner. The egg looked harmless. Maybe he was imagining things. He slowly approached the egg and tapped it three times with the fork. Nothing happened. Furball let out a sigh of relief. But as he looked outside, he noticed it was getting dark. He decided he'd wait till morning to figure this out. Furball shivered. The Weenie Burger was freezing cold inside. Maybe that's why he couldn't break the egg. He went into the kitchen and turned on one of the ovens used to cook burgers. The heat filled the room quickly. Furball yawned as he snuggled up between a corner and fell asleep. But the room was getting warmer. The eggs slowly wiggled for a moment. Furball didn't realize that the eggs were getting warmer. That the eggs were growing. That the eggs were hatching. Meanwhile across town in the dead of night, the spaceship is landing. Fifi, having not been on the planet for two years, rushes outside of the ship and into the outskirts of town. The hunters follow close behind her. Fifi is their newest hunter. Fifi strolled up to a newstand in her leather outfit. "Excuse me misour", she asked a man behind the stand, "What do you reccomend for reading?" The man looked down from reading a newspaper and smelled something peculiar. "SKUNK!!!", he yelled as he leaped over the counter and shot down the street like a bolt of lightening. "I never thought I would be glad to hear zat", she said. The hunters came up beside her as she sorted through magazines of all kinds. Fifi smiled as she looked up at them."Zis ese American culture", she said as she held up a magazine,"Good reading." "Transform," Buster said as he turned to his partner. The hunter looked at Fifi for a moment. His face began to glow and twitch and wiggle. "Oh no! Not again!" Fifi opened the magazine and held it up, covering her face. The hunter, gazing at the article and began sprouting dark blue fur and a blue striped tail. Fifi peered over the magazine. She stood there speechless at the sight of a male skunk in the place of the blank faced hunter. Fifi flipped over the magazine's cover. It read: PLAYSKUNK. The hunters walked off in search of their prey. Fifi jumped into air with hearts in place of her eyes. "I LOVE ZIS JOB!!" Fifi landed on the ground calming down."You meet such interesting people, no?" Fifi ran after the hunters."Wait for moi!" Back at the Weenie Burger, Furball awoke still starving. He couldn't wait till morning. He wanted those eggs and he wanted them now! Furball, however, was shocked at what he saw. Egg shells covered the floor. Gooey slime oozed outside of the eggs. Little did Furball know that he was being watched from inside a nearby air duct. Furball bent over and examined one of the eggs. He sniffed the inside for a moment."Bleeeeeeeeeech!", he said covering his nose and sticking out his tongue. Furball tossed the egg down to the ground. Then he noticed one egg that was still intact. He picked up the egg as he scratched his head in curiosity. The egg suddenly began to jiggle in his hand. The egg split a crack down it's center. The egg split wide open revealing a strange little creature. It had purple fur and a small beanie atop it's head. It's small arms and legs squirmed as it opened it's mouth to yawn revealing a layer of sharp rigid teeth. The creature slowly opened it's little beady eyes. Furball smiled and waved at the peculiar animal. Then the baby Dizzy spoke. "FOOD!!!" "Huh?!", Furball replied. The other six baby Dizzies burst down from an overhead air duct sinking their teeth into Furball's tail. "Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww!" Furball yelled as he shot up like a rocket through the ceiling. The Dizzies let go of his tail and landed on the ground. They spun into their tornado form and sped off into town once more. At Montana Max's mansion, Max is reclining on an inflatable chair in his private pool. But something underwater is watching him. The eerie music from Jaws starts to play. Max raises his sunglasses as he hears the strange music. Monty's eyes widen as he feels a sharp pain beneath him. Monty leaps into the air screaming in pain seeing a small purple animal still holding a grip with it's teeth on his bottom. Inside Buster's burrow, Buster is doing some homework while listening to the radio."Finally! Homeworks done." Just then, the radio plays nothing but static. Buster reaches up trying to find the tuner. "Ouch!", Buster yells as he pulls down his hand noticing his index finger is throbbing red. Buster looks up to see a full grown Dizzy snarling. Buster runs out of his burrow leaving a trail of fire behind him. At Plucky's house, Plucky is relaxing on the toilet reading the Acme Gazettte newspaper. "Hmm...I wonder how Duck Twacy doing in the comics section?!" Just outside his house, a lump was moving around in the pipes. Plucky's voice echoed across town." Yeeeeeeeeeooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!" Meanwhile, at Shirley's house, Babs and Shirley are unaware of the comical carnage happening all over town."Things have been too dull around here since Fifi left," Babs said with a glum look on her face. "Yeah, like it's been too quiet or some junk," Shirley replied. "Boy what I wouldn't give for some action around here", Babs said as her mind was ready to drift off into space. Suddenly, loud sounds of crashing, banging, and thudding came from behind the door that lead to the kitchen. "Like, what was that!?", Shirley asked terrified,"we're the only one's here." "I don't know about you," Babs said with anger in her voice, "But I smell a rat of a certain blue-haired rabbit." Babs reached into a gym bag nearby and pulled out a squirt gun. Babs kicked open the door with her eyes closed, blindly spraying water in every direction. "Ha! serves you right Buster for......trying..........to..........scare us!?" Babs stood there frozen with fear gazing into the glowing eyes of one seriously soaked Dizzy. Babs shrieked as she stormed out of the kitchen. "Babs, what's wrong", Shirley asked prying Babs off her with a crobar. Babs just stood behind behind Shirley, babbling and pointing at the small purple tornado spinning towards them. They held each other in fear, screaming as the Dizzy came out of his tornado form and leaped at at the two girls. Just then the front door was blown into cindering ashes by the sound of a laser blast. Singed wood flew every which way and smoke flooded the room. Babs and Shirley coughed as they fanned the smoke away with their hands. Heavy footsteps pounded on the floor as one of the hunters, in the form of Buster, entered through the doorway. Buster scanned the area with his blaster, searching for more of the Dizzies. "Wow! You can't even get a pizza that fast!", Babs said running up to Buster or so she thought. "Boy are we glad to see you!", Babs said putting her arms around him. The other hunter in the form of a skunk followed behind him. "Well, I'm glad to see both of you," she said politely with her fingers holding her nose. The two hunters exited the house and continued on their mission. Babs and Shirley accompanied them outside when suddenly they were knocked down from behind. "Hey! watch where you're going!" Babs turned her head to see the person who knocked them down. "Fifi?!", Babs asked. "Babs! Shirley!" Fifi said with joy. The three girls huggede ach other. "It's great to see you!", Shirley said. "Yeah, look at you all dressed up like one of them," Babs said watching Fifi twirl around in her leather uniform. "Well, I am one of zem, I'm a bounty huntair," Fifi replied. "So then you probably won't be here long," Babs said sadly. "Probably not," Fifi said. "Well it is good to see you Fifi, even if it is just for a little while," Babs said beggining to smile. Meanwhile, in downtown Acme Acres, the two hunters approach a cluster of people crowding around the Looniversity. Proffessor Elmer Fudd spotted Buster and his friend and ran up to the two of them. "Buster we could use some help! There are these howwible wittle Dizzy Devils in there running amuck!" Buster spoke not a word. He picked up Elmer by the collar of his shirt and threw him six feet down the street with one hand! The two hunters advanced up the Looniversity's front steps and slowly opened the double doors. The hunters slowly entered the Looniversity with caution. They knew how crafty, clever, and most of all, dangerous the Dizzies were. The hunters peeked into the cafeteria. Two of the Dizzies were spraying ketchup and mustard over the floor and throwing salt and pepper dispensers into the air. The hunters raised their guns. The Dizzies turned around at the sound of the hunters cocking their blasters. "They have weapons," one Dizzy spoke. "So what?", the other replied. The hunters fired, blowing the Dizzy apart. "Damn!" the Dizzy said to the pile of smoldering ashes that were once a Dizzy. He sped off into his tornado form down the hall. Fifi finally managed to catch up with her friends. Buster walked down the left corridor of the hall while his partner took the right. Fifi went with the hunter in the form of the skunk. She followed him into the school's library. The hunter had stopped in front of a bookcase filled with books based on movies and television shows. The hunter just stood there. "Ees somesing wrong?" Fifi asked. The skunk's face began to glow and wiggle once more. He was transforming again. Fifi stepped foward to see what he would become. Her jaw dropped and her eyes widened, frightened at what she saw. The hunter was starring at a cover to book called : A NIGHTMARE ON TOON STREET. The book's cover had picture of Eddy Cougar. "No please! Not zis!" Fifi shouted. A lightbulb glowed over Fifi's head. She pulled out the Playskunk magazine from her pocket and held it up in front of the book. The hunter changed back to his skunk form. After being fully restored, the hunter took off down the hallway leaving Fifi far behind. He slowly crept down the hall. He swung around at the sound of movement coming from a nearby locker. Six lockers swung open revealing six snarling Dizzies. The Dizzies jumped onto him sinking their teeth into him. Meanwhile, on the other side of the school, Buster hadn't come across Dizzy. Suddenly, screams echoed throughout the hall and the sound of laser fire could be heard. Buster raced down the halls at full speed. Buster entered with Fifi at his side. "What was zat?" Fifi asked with a worried tone of voice. Buster scanned the area finding only a tipped over locker next to four Dizzies with blaster markings. Buster slowly lifted the locker with his blaster at the ready. Fifi watched from behind as Buster dropped his gun and turned around with an angry look on his face and a tear dripping down his face. Fifi lifted the locker finding nothing but the hunter's left arm clenching a blaster. Which meant two of the Dizzies were still out there. Fifi picked up the hunter's blaster and followed Buster placing her hand on his shoulder. The two heard screaming coming from a nearby super market. They both knew what was causing it. They ran over and opened the door. They rushed inside, slamming the door behind them. They looked to see bags and boxes of food and soda cans being tossed over the aisles. Fifi raised her blaster but Buster turned and walked out the door. "Bustair! Wait!" Fifi whispered as Buster left. Now she was all alone. She slowly walked foward. Her knees were trembling and she broke out into a cold sweat. The two Dizzies whirled around in front of Fifi with their eyes glowing and saliva dripping from their powerful jaws. Fifi stood her ground, starring into the Dizzies eyes. One of the Dizzies leaped into the air with it's mouth wide open about to take a bite out of the poor purple skunkette. But Fifi thrust the blaster foward jamming the gun's barrel right into the Dizzy's mouth. The Dizzy nodded it's head with it's eyes widened. Fifi shook her head as she pulled the trigger. Having never used the blasters before, Fifi was knocked against the wall leaving a puddle of yellow blood stained on the floor. The last remaining Dizzy backed up against the wall, frightened. Fifi took aim once more and squeezed the trigger getting only a loud -CLICK-. She pulled the trigger again and again but still the same, CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK. The Dizzy slowly approached Fifi with an evil sneer on his face. Fifi dropped her blaster and pulled her tail out in front of her prepared to defend herself by any means neccesary. The Dizzy squated down on his legs preparing to attack. The Dizzy flew into the air. But he hadn't gotten an inch off the ground before a large adult Dizzy came out of nowhere landing on top of the Dizzy. The adult thrust it's powerful claws and teeth into the Dizzy until it closed it's eyes and laid there motionless. But why would a Dizzy kill it's own kind? Fifi thought. The large adult turned to Fifi. Fifi once again stood ready for battle. But the Dizzy made no attempt to attack her. The Dizzy closed its eyes. It's face began to glow bright blue and it's entire body grew. It's arms and legs extended and it grew long ears. Fifi smiled as the adult Dizzy transformed into Buster. Or in the form of Buster rather. Fifi and Buster walked out of the market met by thousands of screaming and cheering toons. Fifi waved to Shirley and Babs, who were among the crowd. Suddenly, their spaceship soared overhead. Fifi whispered into the hunter's ear. The hunter gave a nod and hugged Fifi. The hunter beamed up into his ship and flew away. "What did you tell him?", Babs asked. "I told heem zat I would stay ere in case anysing else happens," Fifi replied. The three walked off towards Babs's burrow to catch up on what Fifi had missed in her two years of absence. And Babs and Shirley wanted to know what it was like in outer space. Days later, clean up crews began to work on cleaning up Acme Acres. Fifi, however, was curious. Were the Dizzies really gone for good? Fifi entered the Looniversity with the hunter's blaster reloaded. Fifi just wanted to be sure. Suddenly she heard a loud creak from above her. She raised the blaster over her head. She saw nothing but a large hole in the ceiling that had been chewed through by the Dizzies earlier. Relieved, Fifi continued her search. As she passed a doorway she heard a loud sqeak. She turned and fired the blaster, blowing a crater in the teacher's lounge. Fifi's heart was racing. Just then, a locker swung open. Fifi cautiously approached it with her blaster ready. As she got closer she discovered two Dizzy eggs. "I knew eet was too good to be true!" Fifi placed the eggs down on the floor and stepped back. She cocked the blaster and prepared to fire. Suddenly, an alarm sounded. Fifi looked around trying to find out where it was coming from. She gazed down at her belt buckle on her leather uniform. She tossed the belt buckle onto the ground. The buckle glowed as beam of light glowed from the buckle. "Warning", a computer's voice said, "Bounty hunter 0601127, Earth sector, You are in violation of penal code E - 102." "Violation?", Fifi asked. A holographic image of the hunter in Buster's form appeared. "Fifi?" "Bustair? Is zat vou? Eet's good to see you!" Fifi said. "I just recieved your alert." "Yeah what was zat all about?", Fifi asked concerned. "Specificly, you are prohibited from terminating any transgalactic life form if it means total extinction of the species." "But zey're dangerous," Fifi replied. "Maybe so, but those two eggs are the last two eggs. Elmyra has dispatched a collection pod, you are instructed to place the eggs into the pod." "Elmyra ees sending a pod eer?" Fifi said confused. "Good luck Fifi", Buster said as the hologram vanished into the buckle. "Wait! Where am i supposed to find..." A large pod crashed through the Looniversity's roof and landed behind Fifi. TO BE CONTINUED. . . . ABSOLUTELY NO DIZZIES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS BOOK Attention All Authors: Ideas are greatly appreciated for stories. Have a favorite movie you'd like to see as a parody? Want a specific character included more than others? All opinions and suggestions are welcome at FARNSO@AOL.com. Thanks!