Ryanair Are Selling Flights To All Over Europe For As Little As €9.99


"Is it a bird!?"
No it's an airplane.
"Is it a plane!?"
Yes, as I've just said, the thing in the sky you are pointing at is evidently an airplane, I'm glad you -
"- No, it's Superman!"
Wait a minute, what, are you insane!? I thought we'd just agreed that it's a plane. It's not even that high up, you can see the branding on the side of it. I don't understand how you can be unsure about this?


Ryanair have announced a massive sale with flights available for as little as €9.99. Obviously, if we're to be real with one another, even given the generosity of this sale, €9.99 is not gonna be enough for you to shoot your chuff somewhere exotic. If you want to visit somewhere like London, Birmingham, Glasgow - or, bizarrely, Luxembourg, then sure, €9.99 will do it for ya. However, if you'd like to visit somewhere that combines both sun and zero possibility of suddenly being removed from a customs union on whose common travel area regulations you are relying for your holiday, then you may need to dip further into your pocket.


The sale is available until the end of tomorrow, October 17, and is valid for flights being booked anytime between December 2019 - February 2020. With only 100,000 seats available, you better get yourself booking sonny boy.


Rory McNab

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