TV Recap

True Blood returned with naked vengeance in the season six premiere.

Full frontal nudity from Jamie Gray Hyder

Full frontal bloody nudity with merkins from Jessica Clark and others


There was some very brief nudity in the premiere of BBC's The White Queen

Side-boob from Rebecca Ferguson


DeafBeer wrote in to tall us about an interesting element of the season premiere of Magic City

"I know most of us in the Fun House are big Sherilyn Fenn fans and not sure if you caught that she was on Magic City on Friday night. Here are two caps from her scene. Looks like she put on a little weight but still looks good. Too bad not more skin showing. "


Catch the latest from Odysseus and Groland in the French nudity section below

  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.





Season seven in 1080p


Yvonne Strahovski


Evil Come, Evil Go


Brainscan's comments:

Grindhouse movies are a treasure trove of things not yet captured in which some films and some actresses stand out for all the good reasons whereas other films and other actresses are just ghastly.  That is the difference between Terror at Orgy Castle and Evil Come, Evil Go.  Let us start with the sublime and move to the hideous.

Terror At Orgy Castle is 2/3rds truth in advertising.  It is set in a castle and oh my yes there is an orgy or two, or maybe three, depending on your threshold for orginess - I mean three gals and one guy in a bed counts as an orgy, even if one of the gals is asleep, can we agree on that?  But so far as terror is concerned, I am here to tell you there is none.  Perfect scene to illustrate: newly married gal and newly married guy decide they have had enough of the shenanigans at the castle and they are going to scoot but as they descend the stairs to reach the front door they see several folks in some religious ritual and more out of resignation than fear they set down their bags and join right in.  They ain't scared and you ain't scared for them.   So, let's recap: a castle and at least one orgy but nothing on the board for the terror team.  Who cares?  Not me, because the longest stretch devoid of nekkid babes is the first five minutes.  After that, you can count on one or two, oft times three and sometimes four clothing-free gals cavorting about.  Not talking topless - we are talking naked… as jaybirds.  The women are more than sorta attractive too.  Best of the bunch is the tall, athletic and blond Jane Tsentas.  She had quite the career in grindhouse movies and sometimes wandered into a hardcore film but only as a gal who does gals.  An example is the Imposter (collage and clip included).  In many other films found in the Funhouse back issues you can find Jane in all states of undress.  A frequent partner of hers at the Orgy Castle is a gal who calls herself Linda Marie.  She is rounder and softer than Jane but not a living male soul I know would turn her down.  The director whipped out the procto-cam to allow some lingering looks at Linda's shapely behind, for which we saw thank you.   Still, blondes rule and sure enough in one the clips you will see a guy presented with both Jane and Linda stark naked and reaching for him and who does he set his sights on immediately?  The blonde, of course.  So what is a brunette's mating call?  All the blondes have left!  Third gal is Bambi Allen, toward the end of her career and looking a bit over-fed.  She runs the castle and so gets to direct the proceedings when orgy time comes around. Fourth woman - she gets topless only - is the slim and exotic Jacqueline Lissette, doing a table dance at the beginning of the orgy to get everyone all warmed up.  Last woman who has been identified from other work she's done is Tricia Opal.  She did a porn movie or two in her day from the titles of the movies on her resume. and with a caboose like hers I can see why.  And then there is the actress who plays one of the newlyweds.  She goes by Lisa in the movie and, because no one has yet to identify from work she did before or after - the movie has no credits - I have labeled her clips and collages with that name.  This woman has a most impressive body and so I suspect she did other things because sure as shootin' I would hire her if the job required clothing removal.  So those are the gals and they get nekkid the way people in Chicago vote, which is to say early and often.  One last comment about the many, long sport-humping scenes at the Orgy Castle.  There are frames here and there to suggest some of the humping and sucking was taken quite seriously by the actors and actresses.  Lisa, Jane and Tricia all look as though one guy or another gained access to one of the caves of infinite bliss.

On the other side of the grindhouse equation is Evil Come, Evil Go.  It is a wretchedly vile piece of rotting skunk carcass churned up by a seventeen wheeler and scattered across a four-lane Texas highway in the middle of summer. It sucks.  it blows.  I hated every fucking minute of it even though I FFed my way through most of it.  Jane Tsentas is in it again, playing the former lesbian mate of Sandra Henderson, and they both get necked - Jane in a short scene and Sandra repeatedly - but while Jane is a looker, Sandra is (shall we say?) beefy.  Depending on the street, Sandra could be in the top three best-looking women but only if the street had exactly two other women.  Why she was cast and Jane wasn't in a part that required lots of exposure is a mystery second only to the Bermuda Triangle.  Cleo O'Hara shows off her T and A in a scene that I could have missed and been happy for the rest of my life.  Jacqueline Lissette and Margot Devietian do some very light (JL) or some very heavy (MD) sport-humpin' but the director filmed the action in the shade and used grainy film stock so the whole thing just blows huge chunks.  As a result, I made none of the usual, feeble attempts at artistry.  Stuck the frames together, slapped on a border and labeled the collage - not worth my time doing anything else.  The rotten state of exposure matches the movie perfectly, for rotten it is from start to finish.  It sails right past idiotic and reprehensible and lands at atrocious and hideous.  No religious fanatic am I but when two characters slaughter one person after another while singing gospel hymns or preaching in a southern accent - not because anyone wants to make a point but because this is an easy stereotype - you can count me offended.  If I knew who the writer and director were I would kick them in the balls the first time I saw and perhaps then we could call it even. 
Today: Evil Come, Evil Go.

Tomorrow: Terror at Orgy Castle



Defoe's clips o' the week:

The first three episodes of Odysseus:

Unknown in episode 1

Catarina Murino and Karina Testa in episode 2

Vittoria Scognamiglio and Karina Testa in episode 3

The latest episode of Groland featured nudity from an unknown.

Finally, Lubna Azabal in Goodbye, Morocco (2012)


Film/TV clips

Celeste Cid in El amigo aleman (2012)


Jessica Kiper placed this photo of herself on Instagram