not muslim, but a lot of the people i volunteer with are
Moar_Coffee 2 points3 points 21 hours ago

Sounds like an argument at a Scottish pub.

Sometimes the DM has a character arc too
Moar_Coffee 1 point2 points 21 hours ago

We've been doing something very similar, but with Dndbeyond character sheets and I just use PowerPoint for the maps and any visual supplements.

Good controller for android emulation on a budget, I started off with this one and connected it to my phone (Samsung s8) with the OTG adapter it came with, I've since got a Bluetooth controller but spent many hours playing games on my phone with this controller (Logitech F310)
Moar_Coffee 1 point2 points 1 day ago

The dead zone reviews are what steered me away. Got an Xbox 1 controller on black Friday for $40 instead and it's good enough that my scrub hands can't tell it from perfect.

The CR 1 Challenge
Moar_Coffee 3 points4 points 1 day ago

"I planned for every possible combat scenario. Nothing can kill me."

*opens sarcophagus described as "covered in black and green swirling runes" without so much as an investigation check*

This explains a lot actually. by Slack Wyrm Comics.
Moar_Coffee 27 points28 points 1 day ago

Thordak did nothing wrong.

Hello there
Moar_Coffee 11 points12 points 2 days ago

Like the council of Watchers but they all have Karen haircuts and monogrammed yard flags.

It can be hard to engage from a screen
Moar_Coffee 1 point2 points 2 days ago

The magic of Sarenrae is weakening...we'll see if it connects her back.

23 is a miss
Moar_Coffee 0 points1 point 2 days ago

Time to figure out what saving throw the monster is weak against.

At least it tasted good.
Moar_Coffee 0 points1 point 2 days ago

Also watermelon and feta. And green apple and sharp cheddar.

At least it tasted good.
Moar_Coffee 20 points21 points 3 days ago

Pretty traditional way to eat prosciutto.

At least it tasted good.
Moar_Coffee 83 points84 points 3 days ago

Here's an XKCD for you.


Every single time
Moar_Coffee 80 points81 points 3 days ago

Necromancer get to do it with a free action in their mind. If a player in my campaigns were to make a beastmaster it would be bonus action just like the Artificer Battle Smith's Steel Defender.

I have nothing but respect for JoCat but that difference between caracter and person ist kind of hilarious. If he ever reads this, I really appreciate your work man!
Moar_Coffee 6 points7 points 3 days ago

My campaign's wild magic sorcerer looooves that video. Even bought a proper d100 and it gets used all the time.

Moar_Coffee 212 points213 points 3 days ago

Yeah, here's to hoping he can take this thread as empirical evidence that he's funny as fuck. Also, he's one of the best resources to get newer players to understand D&D classes and get into the game. I've had more than a few folks who saw the more academic streams/videos (which are also great but different) just get lost in rules and strategy. JoCat's stuff is that amazing blend of funny, clever, and informative for a completely green audience.

So JoCat, if you read this know that your stress and doubt may be hard, but there's a fuck ton of us who love it and appreciate all the effort.

The party that loves individual liberties is PISSED when someone takes advantage of their individual liberties, then gets mad that someone shared their uninvited opinion
Moar_Coffee 90 points91 points 4 days ago

Hey, hey! While it may be true that they hate brown people the most they also hate white people who disagree with them.

Someone accidentally set off the fire suppression system in a military hanger
Moar_Coffee 1 point2 points 5 days ago

I have a good friend who was in The Marines and like 12 puzzle pieces just fit together.

Double Standard Personified
Moar_Coffee 31 points32 points 5 days ago

There's no clean dissection between those 2 things. They have power because they know lots of white people fear black people and are willing to let basic rights and decency be compromised if they can assuage that fear.

that one ear dodge tho
Moar_Coffee 5 points6 points 5 days ago

"The roar of the hairless apes' war machines shall be deafened by our howling meows!!! This is for those times you wouldn't let me into the bedroom!!!"

that one ear dodge tho
Moar_Coffee 16 points17 points 5 days ago

And here we thought World War 3 was going to start with Trump showing off for his voter base.

An upside-down beverage, you're supposed to drink with a straw from the saucer.
Moar_Coffee 2 points3 points 6 days ago

When you take a strict textual approach to a common sense mandate, and everyone is a stoned troll.