Thursday, October 24, 2019

Choose My Decor: Tentacles or Nah

Drunkards, I need your feedback.

I want to add some color and personality to my small apartment space.

There is a long narrow corridor that leads from my front door to my living room. It sort of cries out for a runner rug.

I found this.

It is orange and blue, has tassels, and features OCTOPUSES AND FLOWERS.

It's less than a hundred bucks. It harmonizes with my color scheme. And I can have it delivered in about a week.

What do you think? Octopus rug for the win? Or gross unnecessary addition to the decor?

I will totally act upon your reaction, so please react.


  1. Octopuses. Absolutely. I'm not even sure why this is a question. Watch Ze Frank's "True Facts About The Octopus" or listen to the "Clever Creatures" episode of The Infinite Monkey Cage and those are just the tip of the tentacle.
    I may be slightly biased. I have at least nine octopus t-shirts. But they are truly marvelous creatures, and will adorn your home wonderfully.

  2. Why would you even think of anything other than octopuses? Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

    How come whenever I call you I only get your voicemail?

