More Tax Haikus

The lovely and talented Kelly Erb (@TaxGirl) has been running a social media promotion where she asks aspiring poets to write haikus about taxes.  This has served as my brain break (in an open Excel sheet) for the last couple of days.  Today’s haiku follow:

Why do people quit firms?

Our review points reveal that

We are control freaks.


The Pizza man knows

the code to the office door.

Tax season is ON!


Dominos, The Hut,

TakeOut Taxi, Steak Out.

Preparer dining.


march madness is near

the tournaments will be shown

in the conference room.


it begins with a

1099 and ends with

one last extension.