Rich Auntie




“Jan. What’s your name?”





“What’s wrong?”

Gasping and choking on the words she told me.


Ahhhhhh NOW I knew who she was!





“SURE! I will be happy to help out!”


I already knew my own story.

I Will

I seek the hands reaching
Eyes seeing only the dirt below

I grab your unsuspecting hand
A part of you will desire to run
A part of you will desire to run with me

A pulse jumps through your palm
Moving the hairs


Night aires playing
With stars in your head
Rewriting old words with trails of light
As beautiful and new
As they were five million years ago
When we tracked the trails of heaven
Through Sumerian skies

This short disgusting lovely thing
We call ‘life’
It is the epic of the Universe
Permeating every layer of existence

Come with me
Let these hands linked reach past the edge
Above and below
A force to my magma
Fires of the skies
Oceans full

Be my song
Be the smile life writes on my face
And I will write you as the hero
At the apex of the arches

The grass will be thick and soft
Hillsides will be gentle
You are all existence
I am the void

Together we are majestic
Together we are beauty

It’s time to go now
I will let go of you
Like I have let go of every teacher
Who was a student at the doors of my heart
You will slip into the void
From fantasy into concrete
Your feet will walk
Where things are hard

This is how it is
When we fly

To know
What shakes the abyss with madness
To bathe
In what fills all space with light
Living inside the surface
Of an iridescent bubble

I orbit your sun
You shine on my face
Nothing held back


Facebook Asks Me…

…What’s on my mind?

Sexual odes to Love,
Iridescent bubbles,
Slow dancing with angels,
Infatuated euphoria,
Music that makes me smile,
Writing love songs to my beloved
Sprung full grown from my brain
After giving me a headache

What’s on my mind…

Dark eyes filled with stars,
Leather and sheesha,
Galloping across the plains,
Mountains in the distance,
Hawks on our wrists,
Flung skywards
Full of prayers

What’s on my mind…

Deep blue evening,
Round pebbles making water speak,
Hung around your neck
Wear me,
And I will wear you,
Leaning on the tree to big to move,
Breathing in you
Breathing out you
In and out moving
Into darkening

What’s on my mind…

The room The screen The words The end.


Men Will Never Be Faithful


This may be a ‘blanket judgement’ but in many ways it’s true. Even if he never sleeps around on you he will likely be looking at other women. Now here is the kicker: you look too! Don’t tell me you don’t! Have you ever ‘noticed’ how hot some movie-star guy is? So you can’t be TOO uppity about how men are unfaithful BUT….

…yes it is true that men are more likely to cheat than women and when women DO cheat they are more likely to be cheating to get ‘even’. I know many MORE stories about women who died faithful to the man they married then I know stories about men who died faithful to the woman they married and these days most people are married more than one time.

It used to be, (and still is in some cultures), that the man was allowed to cheat and the women just had to stay with him because women could not own land, vote or have any power at all, (in America about a hundred and fifty years ago anyway), and so women had to put up with all the crap and men got to be free….

…or did they get to be free?

There was a time when a man was considered a real loser, by his own peers, if he could not feed, house, and clothe a wife and kids. OK things were not equal and that was not good but being a man carried a pretty high price tag: his life. Most of the time it came in the form of a much shorter life span as he was required to be a successful provider, and often sole support, of his family. (Today many women are now having strokes and heart attacks at the same rates as men as they have joined the ranks of men in equality…you pay for what you get…one way or another).

So what is it that you REALLY NEED from a man? You are not likely to get ‘faithful’ and ‘chaste’ so what would be best if you cannot get him to ‘keep his pants on’?


Men are often compared to dogs. There may be a valid reason for this. Dogs will hump anything…even a human leg BUT dogs are LOYAL. A dog will die for the one it loves. Dogs have been known to mourn their owners and sit at their gravesides for YEARS after that one has passed on. Dogs will give their lives to save people. Dogs are very loyal. (Ok they hump everything but they are LOYAL).

So, in love, you should never expect a man to be faithful. If you GET a faithful man be blessed and happy but don’t freak out and lose your mind if you end up with a dog. Just train your dog, with love and rewards, to be loyal. A well trained dog will do anything for you…ANYTHING…(except stop humping your friend’s leg).

If you have loyalty you are blessed too…it means that he will drop his whore in the middle of an orgasm and come to your side if you are in the hospital or in trouble. It means that all his money, time and effort will be directed, mostly, for you, (with the exception of family which are also a part of a dog’s loyalty). Most of the women he is unfaithful with are just a ‘hump’. He does not love them and he does not plan on keeping them very long. If he is REALLY loyal you can even train him to carry around rubbers to make sure he does not bring you a disease.