12 Mainly clean bad Q&A Jokes - Part 7

Submitted by Inchcock

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

Q: Why is going to a meeting of Conservative supporters like going into a fishing bait shop?
A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers!

A: The lawyer charges more!


A: "Where's pop corn?"

A: Look grandpa, no hands!

A. I apologise, I am a little horse!

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
A: His ghoul friend!

Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin.

Q: What is a witch's favourite subject in school?
A: Spelling.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A: Napoleon Boneapart.

Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

Q: What did one ghost ask the other ghost?
A: Do you believe in people?

Q: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A: They're so wrapped up in themselves!

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