This guy didn't just commit a crime. He also committed a crime against nature.

Surveillance footage from China caught a man chopping down a tree with a chainsaw in order to steal a bicycle. Yeah, that's some serious dedication.

Bikes are plentiful in China, so we don't know what it was about this particular one that made this fella go all Paul Bunyan on the tree in order to get the two-wheeler. Surely, there are about a billion other places where he could have found a serviceable bike. Unless the bike in question is made of solid gold, we say he went way too far to take it.

That innocent tree is going to "arbor" some ill will for a long time, knowing he was abused so a goon could get his hands on a bike without having a better way to pick the lock.