Roger (portrayed by Orlando Belisle Jr.) is the Nostalgia Critic's guardian angel. He made his first appearance in the Christmas special You're a Rotten Dirty Bastard.

Roger's goal is to show The Critic what his world would be like if he was never born because he believes he made an impact on others. However, it turns out that if Critic never existed, his fellow reviewers would hold very successful careers, as well as Roger. When realizing that he could have been God's "number-one guy", he decides to kill the Critic in a fight. He taunts the Critic to shoot him, after God told him that angels could not be killed. Unfortunately, he is easily killed by the Critic, realizing that God made "a dick move" by lying to Roger.


He also reappeared in the review of Scooby-Doo 2 four years later. He first warns the Critic that his reign of terror is not over by a long shot, and that he must complete what he started, by reviewing Scooby-Doo 2, and magically making a DVD copy of the movie appear for him. Roger then shows up in person, in the guise of a not-at-all-suspicious security guard that the Critic didn't even know work there. He tries to convince the Critic he is behind his being forced to review the movie, but the Critic doesn't believe him. Throughout the episode, Roger slowly loses his mind, as the Critic can't seem to figure out he's behind everything, to the point where he practically begs him to frame him.
