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Stella Maxwell Is Done Wearing Panties In The Latest LOVE Magazine Advent Video

Trending News: Stella Maxwell Says 'No' To Panties In Latest LOVE Magazine Video

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Underwear is a necessary evil. No one wants to have to deal with an extra layer, but anyone who's tried freeballing in jeans knows it's a fool's errand. Most people suck it up and swaddle their nether regions as decency would dictate, but thankfully Victoria's Secret Angel Stella Maxwell is not most people. She instead takes a bold stance against panties in today's LOVE magazine advent calendar video.

Channeling The Wolf of Wall Street, a nameless, faceless "daddy" opens the video by asking if he gets "a kiss from both of his little girls," which I'm pretty sure implies that he wants to make out and go down on her. I'm not gonna lie, that's probably the creepiest possible way to broach that subject. Like, you could come right out and say "I wanna tongue-punch your love box," and it would somehow be more gentlemanly. Donald Trump has more decorum in his actual dreams than this video's antagonist.

Anyway, Ms. Maxwell denies his advances and takes a weirdly long time to say that, while he can't touch, he'll have an awful lot to look at because she's declared all-out war on panties in this fictional household. She then has her own Sharon Stone moment, which is the climax of the video but also ruins it:

SHE'S WEARING PANTIES!!! I mean, flesh-colored ones, but panties all the same. I swear, everything about 2016 has been a lie.

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If Stella Maxwell were a spice, she says she would be saffron.

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