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Saturday, August 05, 2006


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Friday, August 04, 2006

Snakes on a Phone

In what has to be one of the most brilliant marketing schemes ever devised, you can arrange to have Samuel L. Jackson email or phone a friend or relative and urge them to take you to see Snakes on a Plane, a film that's achieved legendary status months prior to its release.

Just go to snakesonaplane.com, and click on the cellphone. Hilarity will ensue.



Quote of the day

Police said today that they found a bottle of tequila in Mel's Lexus. So let's sum up what happened here: Mel Gibson, who grew up in Australia, was drinking alcohol from Mexico in his Japanese car while yelling about the Jews in Israel. You know where he was coming from? A Thai restaurant. Welcome to America.
-Jay Leno



Thursday, August 03, 2006

Quotes of the day

If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.
-Kelvin Throop, III

-Rebecca West



Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Darth Kitty

It appears there is also a Pink Side to The Force. The potential marketing/intellectual property dispute opportunities are staggering.

If the Administration was truly concerned about the welfare of society, they'd fund stem cell research and ban Photoshop.

(via warren ellis will slap you)



Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Today's must see teevee

7 p.m. Modern Marvels
An episode on "Desert Tech" reveals how air conditioning, hydroelectric power and window tinting allow millions of Southwestern residents to pretend they live somewhere else. History Channel.

8 p.m. House
A husband stops breathing while engaging in some bedroom role playing with his wife. Viewers should note: Just because a woman is dressed like a nurse, it doesn't mean she is competent medical professional. Fox.

-The Marin Independent Journal



Quotes of the day

Elsewhere, despite the death of the head of its military wing, Islamic Jihad is determined to continue its struggle against Israel, according to its new spokesman Mel Gibson.
-The Borowitz Report

-Noam Chomsky



Monday, July 31, 2006

Quote of the day

The connection between no sex and anger is real. It's why prizefighters stay celibate when they're in training: so that on fight night, they're pissed off and ready to kill. It's why football players don't have sex after Wednesday. And, conversely, it's why Bill Clinton never started a war.
-Bill Maher



Sunday, July 30, 2006

Quote of the day

-Rev. Gregory A. Boyd, who spoke his conscience and lost about 20% of his flock.

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