Great Quotes on Sex

Tom Clancy

Steve Martin

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Drew Carey

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
Woody Allen


"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield

Bill Kelly

"As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen."
Rev. Sydney Smith

Woody Allen

"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children."
Sam Austin

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
George Burns

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
Matt Barry

Camille Paglia

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."

"My kid had sex with your honor student."
Bumper Sticker

"My sexual preference is not you."

Michael Sinz

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
Woody Allen

George Burns

Henry Miller

Lynn Lavner

P. J. ORourke

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