Sunday, March 14, 2010

This Just In

CNN reporter: "Tomorrow will be different from today!""Today is a very different day from yesterday!"* They're even using the line in a self-promotional ad. What's next? "Sun rises in East, a CNN Exclusive!" "Water is still wet -- and we've learned it runs downhill!"

Tautology News Network? I'm not impressed.
* Correction from Tam.

1 comment:

Turk Turon said...

If the august New York Times manages to hold on - not a sure thing by any means - until the last day of planet earth, the headline will read: "LIFE ENDS!! Women & Minorities Hardest Hit".