It's 10:00 PM at a gambling casino. Two bored dealers, our Santa and Banta, are waiting around for someone to walk up and try their luck at the craps table.

A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet Five lakh rupees on a single roll of the dice. Santa and Banta agree.



She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!"

With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. Santa and Banta just stare at each other dumbfounded.

Finally Santa asks, "What did she roll anyway?"

Banta answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching the dice!"

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Santa Singh in America

Santa was visiting his son who was in America for the very first time.


Santa asked, "What is this?

Santa's son, "Powdered orange juice"

Santa a bit confused, "Powdered orange juice?"

Son: "Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice."

A few minutes later, in a different aisle Santa asked again, "And what is this?

Son, "Powdered milk"

Santa, "Powdered milk??"


A few minutes later, in a different aisle...

Santa, "And give a look here!! Baby Powder !! What a country, What a country!"

Dog's Name

Santa Singh was visiting his friend Banta, who had recently acquired two new dogs, he asked him what the dogs names were. Banta said that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Santa said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered Banta. "They're watch dogs!"

Mail Box




Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?"

Sardar: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."

Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?"


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