Jake Johannsen: Watergate Hotel

A while back, I went down to Washington, D.C., and they put me up in the Watergate Hotel... It's just like a normal hotel -- nice, you know. I don't know why I expected it would be weird, like all the paintings would have the eyeballs that are moving back and forth, or I'd pull one of the books out of the bookcase and it'd wheel around and there'd be Richard Nixon: 'Do you need more towels?'

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