The Dark Lord appeared in response to complaints from Crow constituents about the poor selection of appropriate foods at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa luncheon buffet.  the Face of Everyman was quick to respond:  A Crow family had a nest nearby and were about infrequently.  Roving flocks were gracious enough to not intrude.  In the end a compromise was reached; a small amount of artisan bread would be would be made available; subject to plundering by Raccoons, Dogs and Herring Gulls.  The outcome could give politics a good name.