Secret Service

The US Secret Service has traditionally had two responsibilities

The Secret Services operated as part of the US Treasury Department, which makes sense considering the first responsibility listed above, until March 2003. At that time, it was moved to the newly-created Department of Homeland Security, the most bloated, expensive, inept, and unnecessary governmental agency in history.

Imagine a labyrinthine government department so bloated that few have any clear idea of just what its countless pieces do.  Imagine that tens of billions of tax dollars are disappearing into it annually, black hole-style, since it can’t pass a congressionally mandated audit.Now, imagine that there are two such departments, both gigantic, and you’re beginning to grasp the new, twenty-first century American security paradigm.





(Please read the best of this very important article here.)

If you wonder how the Secret Service went from state of the art/ best of the best to the comedy of errors it now is, I’d say look no further than the DHS.

Why do I call it a comedy of errors? How about a walk down the Secret Service Memory Lane?

There was the 2009 incident in which reality show bimbo and her husband were somehow able to gain access to a White House party for the Prime Minister of India.

There were the dozen or so Secret Service agents who were fucking hookers in Columbia instead of doing the advance work for a presidential trip.

There were the drunken episodes – from Miami (where oddly, no breathalyzer test was given after an accident during which “the Florida Highway patrol officer “detected a slight odor of alcohol”) to The Netherlands (where at junior agent who had passed out drunk in a hallway and later had to be lifted into his room by several hotel employees).

And that brings us to the major security breaches at the White House, about which there is nothing even remotely funny.

Rather than re-hash the scary details, let me direct you to Carol Leonnig’s great reporting at the Washington Post. Just follow the timeline up, as she’s the one who broke the stories about the 11-11-11 shooting and the lies that the Secret Service told us about the fence jumper incident on 9-19.

For really great reporting, check out this multimedia account of the shooting that was not reported until Leonnig broke the story a few days ago.

The House Oversight Committee hearing into the Secret Service began this morning just as the show started. I checked in on the audio occasionally throughout the show, but if you’d like to see the madness for yourself, just click here and watch!

Thank goodness it’s Tuesday, so GottaLaff joined me for the second hour and helped bring my anger down a few notches!

I’ll be back tomorrow with Ryan Grim and the latest on Julian Assange, and Crooks & Liars’ Susie Madrak too… radio or not!