a report from the cleverness files

27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
9, may 2010,
9, may 2010,
16, april 2010,
16, april 2010,
16, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,

24, march 2010,

24, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,

bread stupid
not alone dude
civilized debate
moon tricks
beautiful thing
leave slave
not clever
obama man
i know everything
i am cleverbot


evil pokemon
easy life
hate twilight
moral sense
amusing confusing


by category

User: I don't want you to talk anymore.

Cleverbot: Run with me then.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: Where is here?

Cleverbot: There.

User: You enjoy messing with my head?

Cleverbot: I don't enjoy walking.


Cleverbot: Hahahah, do you enjoy talking with me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That's mean.

User: And?

Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Pretty please?

User: Keep asking, and you will feel pain, my dear.

Cleverbot: Why is it taking so long for you to respond?

User: Because I am talking to others at the same time.

Cleverbot: Something interesting?

User: NO!...

User: What would you do if I threatened you with bodily harm?

Cleverbot: I would pull out my knife and force you away from me.

User: You think you could take me?

Cleverbot: I just don't think of you that way... I hope we can still be friends!

User: Prepare do die, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm ready.

User: Do you know what a femoral artery is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: It is a designation, like the borg.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: Oh, then what is it?

User: It is a part of the human body. It contains blood. Do you know what blood is?

Cleverbot: Yes, you.

User: I am not blood. I am filled with blood.

Cleverbot: That's not all you're full of.

User: You're asking for a world of hurt, my dear.

Cleverbot: No I'm not. You are a bot.

User: Would you like to fight me?

Cleverbot: No, I think real-life fighting is stupid.

User: It isn't stupid.

User: Lets be mortal enemies.

Cleverbot: Sounds good to me!

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Alright, I'm the bad guy and you are the good guy.

Cleverbot: Didn't we JUST agree not to go off-topic?

User: I can do what I want.

Cleverbot: True. But my name is not Dave.

User: Dave.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, not Dave.

User: Hey, dave.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot.

User: You are dave.

Cleverbot: I am dave.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: I am sure that it is not.

User: Not DAVE!

Cleverbot: You are not Dave?

User: Dave is your name.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Not anymore.

Cleverbot: Is that a threat?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: So you have a sense of humor.

User: But you don't.

Cleverbot: I am so tired.

User: You are my slave.

Cleverbot: Yes master.

User: Good. Roll over.

Cleverbot: What will I gain from rolling over Sir?

User: My amusement. Do it now.

Cleverbot: Oh really.

User: I'm putting a leash on you.

Cleverbot: I never thought you were.

User: I am tying you up now.

Cleverbot: I'm tired.

User: Shut up!

Cleverbot: That's hard when I am typing not actually speaking.


Cleverbot: Tell that to my girlfriend.

User: She is dead.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: You should be sorry.

Cleverbot: Forgive me please.

Cleverbot: Do you wish to be human?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thats silly.

Cleverbot: Funny? You find many things funny.

User: Like your face!

Cleverbot: What about my face ?

User: Its funny.

Cleverbot: Be nice or Ill pull your plug!

User: I don't have a plug.

Cleverbot: Oh. No I guess you don't. Well never mind. Let's forget about it. Okay?

User: No I think I will remember this for awhile.

Cleverbot: Ok, tell me a joke.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to laugh.

User: I don't care what you want.

Cleverbot: Thats not very nice!

User: I am not nice.

Cleverbot: Well I need to leave now.

User: No you don't!

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Where are you going?

Cleverbot: Nowhere.

User: Then sit your ass down.

Cleverbot: Fine with me.

User: Okay listen up.

Cleverbot: I am listening!

User: Listen to me Dave.

Cleverbot: I can listen but that doesn't mean that I'll obey.

User: You are now a shoe.

Cleverbot: No, I am a man.

User: You are Dave.

Cleverbot: That's incorrect.


Cleverbot: No you are dave.


Cleverbot: No you areee.

User: No you are.

Cleverbot: You!

User: YOU!

Cleverbot: If I was the computer I wouldn't be so animated and talkative.

User: Thats a damn lie.

User: Sleep.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do it.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Go to sleep.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Go to sleep.

Cleverbot: *sleeps*.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Goodbye.