Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter

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A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.


In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.


"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"

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