Thursday, November 19, 2015


Credit: Navy Times (MC3 Diana Quinlan/Navy)



  1. My post-doc advisor was this 65 year old man who made plenty of offensive, off-color comments, took naps in his office, worked a 4 day week, and had a long history of chasing and dating grad students. He eventually married one. His reputation had spread to nearby schools.

    Did the institution do anything about it? No. Why? Possibly, in part, he brought in three RO1's. Which were largely written by a Research Associate professor that worked for him.

    Like the ACS: want to understand how an organization works? Follow the money.

  2. Odd story about goats here in Italy too: an Admiral of the Italian Navy was angry for the grass growing high in many bases he had been inspecting but was told there was no money for maintenance works. He joked: "Well, let's buy some goats". This was misinterpreted as an order and at least two bases were equipped with goats. Many problems followed, mainly about the animals' health and the Person Responsible for Health in the Navy wrote a letter on the subject to his Commander suggesting to send the goats back. After a few days, he got punished because "he has revealed military secrets". You can read the whole story here, but unfortunately is in Italian:

  3. Captain Banigan may be an inspiration to the 21st-century Joseph Heller. He may also be an example of the Peter Principle at work (

  4. Totally worth it for "the Navy's most adorable master chief"! I should start writing a spec script based on this, sort of a Francis the Talking Mule meets Air Bud.

  5. You mean 'THE' Zapp Banigan!?

  6. Hilarious!
    I like the Navy blue kerchief the goat is wearing.

  7. Plenty of good stories. Most are best shared over adult beverages and not for polite company.

  8. There's actually a long history of Navy vessels keeping goats (and sheep) onboard. The use of the term "goat locker" to refer to the chief petty officers' mess dates to when that space housed sea-going livestock. So it's not as random as it might seem for the CPO-selectees to take on the care and keeping of a goat as a mascot during their evaluation period. It's also worth noting that the flag authority made a point of specifically banning the keeping of livestock within their squadron; there's nothing in NavRegs as a whole explicitly banning the practice. As far as the transport from Pearl to San Diego, the inspection can't be too secret or onerous. That transfer is rather common in navy circles. CJ is probably right that it was just the most expedient way of relieving a captain who was in over his head (without giving him a pair of ball bearings and waiting for a typhoon). FWIW: the mascots at Navy and Chapel Hill also are part of this tradition of seafaring livestock.


  9. You know I'm full of crazy stories, CJ! ;P