Cover: Taylor Swift ate most of a burrito one day and the resulting pic has OK! dredging up an old Aniston-is-pregnant story and replacing the name. A pal says she’s been “superemotional” and eating way more lately and is “feeling nauseated a lot.” Does this pal have a rule against actually saying the word “pregnant”? Are we playing Password here?

Cashing out: Billionaire James Packer has called off his engagement to Mariah Carey, having noticed that she is capable of reducing him to mere wealth. But you can be sure she still wants a BF to give her a B-1 bomber and diamond toilet, so: Warren Buffett, don’t answer any strange callers.

Nudes are rude: A list of Hollywood’s most embarrassing moms includes Kate Beckinsale because she loves to send her 17-year-old daughter naked pictures of her dad. As a side note, Kate is getting divorced again.



Cover: Let me answer your first question straightaway: Twice. The cover story mentions Toronto twice. The choicest gossip is that Prince Harry’s first proper date with Toronto-based (happy yet?) actress Meghan Markle was a London “group date.” Group date with the Prince! Those are cocky Brit dudes who weren’t worried that their dates might possibly develop an interest in the most eligible man in the world, two seats over. Sometimes your anecdotes about being a Dr. Who extra are just that good.

Flavours: The interview with Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg about their cooking show is infused with easy charm and glazed with chemistry. Martha’s 75 so, c’mon, showbiz: we can’t wait forever for the buddy-cop movie you know they have in them.


Cover: Maddox Jolie-Pitt wants nothing to do with his adoptive dad Brad, possibly because of the divorce, possibly because the kid’s 15, and possibly because he finally heard dad’s stab at an Austrian accent in Seven Years in Tibet.

Big break: Taylor Swift and Drake are flirting, though of course both would rather move on directly to writing the breakup song afterward.

This week in not news: Jimmy Fallon drinks too much, Tara Reid does not look healthy, and Mel Gibson is a less than ideal father.