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Galactic Dark Net Chapter 74

Chapter 74: Promise

Han paused for a brief moment, “What is it?”

Ye Weiwei summoned up her courage and said, “Ten years ago they activated the A-7 Relic, so this time the Milky Way Meet will activate the A-19 for the final exam. All the contestants qualified for the final competition will all arrive early at the planet where the A-19 is located. If there’s no accident, then both you and I will go. By then, I want to ask you to take me to an amusement park.”

Seeing Ye Weiwei’s eyes filled with hope, Han scratched his head and said, “And I thought it was something important or serious. Going to the amusement park is obviously no problem.”

Ye Weiwei blushed again. Lowering her head with her small paws rubbing her clothes, she whispered, “Also, I want to wear a dress…”


Somewhere in the Milky Way, Ye Family.



Loud cheers bursted out of a huge room in a courtyard. The hollering and yelling was almost enough to lift up the roof.

In Han’s opinion, although Ye Weiwei’s request was a bit strange, it was not a big deal so he agree.

At the same time, a crowd of people with Ye family’s old housekeeper as the lead were all so happy that even tears started to drop. A few of Ye Weiwei’s bodyguards held together and cried out loud, and even the old housekeeper hands were shivering out of excitement.

“That Master Han is a really good man!”

“Of course, he’s the savior of our Ye family!”
“As long as Miss can live a long life of happiness, I’m willing to even be a horse for Master Han!”

“Happy, I’m so happy today! Bring the wine, the good kind!”

Everyone was so happy for their Miss was going to have her first date. Even though the ones actually involved, Ye Weiwei and Han may not think it’s a date, but in the eyes of these loyal servants of the Ye family, going to an amusement park had very deep meanings.

The chief of guards, Ye Xiangdong rushed into the toilet for quite a while and came out with red eyes. He found Ye Hua and said in a deep voice, “You were right. If back then I had gone my way and just captured Han, it might’ve actually ruined everything.”

Ye Hua let out a long sigh in relief and said, “After all, our Miss has a very strong personality. If we captured Han and forced those two to be together, Miss will obviously try to resist due to reverse psychology.”

“Now it’s different, Miss recognized the special nature of Han so she asked Han for a date. The effect is far better than using force.”

“Although our Ye family is best at using force, emotional matters can’t be resolved by force. It requires a gradual process.”

Generally speaking, girls taking the initiative to ask boys out was not something to be proud of. But the Ye family’s situation was way too unique, who would still care about pride. In the eyes of Ye family, Han was like the last resort that could save their young miss.

So, unknowingly, Han gained a huge fan base somewhere in the galaxy. From Ye Hua to the cleaning ladies of the Ye Family, they all loved Han no matter what angle they view him from.

In the room, a tall, dark clothed, man called Ye Mi grabbed his weapon and started heading out but he was stopped by Ye Hua.

“Where are you going?”

Ye Mi said, “I’m happy for Miss. I heard that a jade and golden eagle appeared on the Fridley planet. I intend to go capture it and bring it back as Miss’s engagement gift.”


Ye Hua sank his face. What is even happening anymore. Preparing an engagement gift right now, isn’t that a bit too anxious?

Who knew, Ye Mi’s plan actually received the support of the majority in the room. Suddenly everyone got excited, some wanted to go to the sky and catch birds of heaven, some wanted to go into the sea and catch fish. Misfortune basically landed on all the rare animals in the Milky Way, they suddenly were all targeted by the Ye family.

According to their understanding, since Han’s power could suppress Ye Weiwei’s power, then Ye Weiwei could finally touch animals and have pets. And since Ye Weiwei loves little animals, then gifting rare animals will certainly make Miss happy.

Ye Hua deliberately coughed twice, went to the center of the room, and said in a deep voice, “Y’all be quiet! I understand that you guys ae happy for Miss, but it’s still too early to prepare things like engagement gifts! I’d say, we have something much more important! And that’s our Miss’s first date!”


The people in the room heard that and suddenly looked dignified, as if they are going to up against some terrible enemy.

Ye Hua then continued, “The importance of this first date, I believe it’s needless to say. You guys should be well aware; we must not allow even the slightest mistake!”

“Ye Xiangdong and the people from the pro-guard troops must immediately leave for the planet where the A-19 is located. Finish the arrangements for security matters, and also send our royal ace fleet for peripheral guard!”

“Miss is used to living in a house with a large garden. Considering how much Miss loves little animals and may want to hug them, our temporary housing must have a forest, a zoo, and have as many species of animals as possible. We will also need a lake no less than one square kilometer, and start breeding all kinds of interesting fish right away.”

“If you can find a house that can meet these requirements then that’s good. If not, then let our engineering team build one!”


Just when the whole Ye family was busy fussing over a small date, something that would deeply affect Earth was happening.

On the planet of Ganges, one of the Milky Way Alliance’s twelve permanent members.

Prime minister Mo De’s house, Sally Empire’s chancellery Levi finally met the great leader.

In the Milky Way, the 12 permanent members reign supreme, the number of fleets owned by these twelve add up to more than the rest of the 10 thousand member countries in the Alliance combined. So, although Levi was the highly regarded Chancellor of an empire, he still needed to act like a servant in front of Mo De.

All human countries in the Milky Way were divided into four grades. The 1st grade were the 12 permanent management member countries, the 2nd grade were the 128 non-permanent management member countries, the 3rd grade had about 6000 member countries, and the 4th grade were countries like Earth called Observer Member countries, totalling to about 6000 as well.

The Sally Empire was one of the stronger countries in the 3rd grade members, but they were still a simple piece of dust for giant countries like Ganges, so Levi pulled a lot of strings in his network and sent many gifts in order to receive the rare opportunity to unofficially meet the Prime Minister Mo De.

In the spacious and luxurious living room, Levi carefully sat down across from the Prime Minister.

Mo De said arrogantly, “You propose to regulate the Earth Federation in your 57th regulatory region, what kind of country is that again? How come I don’t remember a thing about it?”
Levi hastily replied, “The Earth Federation is just a trivial country with a total of only 15 billion population, and no more than 150 thousand total espers. We want to colonize and regulate Earth, completely out of the responsibility we feel towards the Alliance. The Earth Federation is weak and incompetent. Not to mention how they are constantly harassed by raiders, none of them even made it to the finals of the Milky Way Meet this year.”

“The Milky Way alliance is composed of 13 thousand human countries and 100 thousand spots were given out for the Meet which averages to each country having around 8. However, Earth couldn’t even find a single qualified esper, which shows that Earth is truly not worthy of being a separate member country by itself.”

“Sigh~ Our Sally Empire is a responsible big country in the Milky Way Alliance, we can’t bear to watch the people of Earth endure poverty and chaos. That’s why we proposed to regulate Earth in its government’s place. In fact, that crappy planet, they don’t have the espers nor the resources, and after we take it over we will even have to make a big investment in order to keep Earth functioning, so it’s really a business that will lose us money.”

What Levi said was even more nice than singing. Belittling Earth to the extreme, what a treacherous politician’s face.

Mo De was someone even craftier than Levi as a politician. He pretended to worry, sighed and said, “Oh, such a miserable planet. In order to help the people avoid suffering, Sally Empire is willing to lend them a helping hand, it is a really a charity.”

“If that’s the case, then I will just say some thing about this during the Meet conference for you. But the result will still depend on what everyone else thinks. After all, members of the Alliance are like brothers, and this isn’t something that we, the Ganges Republic, can decide by ourselves.”

Levi quickly stood up and bowed, “Then I must thank Prime Minister! In addition, I heard that during this Meet, the Alliance is thinking about including two non-permanent members, I don’t know what the Alliance intends?”

Mo De laughed, “Your Sally Empire is naturally under consideration by the permanent members, but well, for a meal you have to eat it bite by bite. This time, it will be good enough if you guys colonize Earth. About that non-permanent member spot, you will have to slowly compete for it with the others.”

Levi knew, Mo De was again trying to ask for another wide price, if you do not give him enough advantage, he will not easily help Sally Empire become one of the non-permanent members, so Sally Empire might have to empty its wallet again.

But, the matter of Earth being colonized by Sally Empire was almost carved in stone. Levi successfully acquire Ganges Republic’s support. For a small place like Earth that didn’t even have any connections, it is hard for them to escape Sally Empire’s hands this time.

Suddenly, just when Levi was very happy with the result, a servant of Mo De suddenly came to the side of Mo De and whispered something into his ear.

Then, Mo De Prime Minister’s face completely changed, he frowned and asked, “What happened? A soldier from Earth qualified for the Meet?”

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  1. Lol the part of this chapter xD


  2. Lol the part of this chapter xD

    Thanks for the chapter!

  3. fatpanda

    … I suddenly feel a strange chill… what will the Ye family do if their mistress’ first date was interrupted/cancelled due to Han being ‘preoccupied’ by assassins…

    Thank you for the chapter.

  4. RedDragonX

    Thanks for the chapter! I love how he said nobody made it then at the end it’s like nope your wrong pity a fool

  5. Gentlemen's laugh

    Doesn’t Han know that he already had a fan base?

  6. The_Faggot_One

    That family is priceless damn I like them

  7. Yamikage

    Thank you for the triple chapters!

  8. lol! The YE family has some serious issues -_-… But it was so cute! Kyaaaa! ^-^

  9. AncientAnimeLover

    The Servants make me laugh so much. Even i feel like crying with them. They love their Master so much to go buy a Zoo for her as House Pets!!! xD. I really hope we see those 2 live together. I would be really happy.

  10. awesome info thanks.

  11. Kryzin

    Thxs for the chapter.

  12. thanks for the chapter!

  13. rekrem

    What a “Silly Empire”.

  14. Thanks for the chapter guys!!!
    Big up for all the hard work!!!

  15. Robert C-

    I’m kinda curious about this whole setup. Because they’re basing their whole takeover on ‘protecting’ earth, but even the Earthlings know that the Sally Empire hired the pirates, and is targeting their people competing for the meet, so it goes without saying that everyone else knows it, who all have better connections and intelligence services than Earth.

    Now I get it, it’s all politics and noone really cares about the truth, but has the Sally Empire (or the people who they’re going to for support) got no enemies? It seems like those enemies of their supporter here would take any proposal to help the Sally Empire as an easy opportunity to blacken their reputation, pointing out publicly how it’s common knowledge that the Empire is behind all of Earth’s woes, and that they’re not weak but up against a very large foe.

    Even more so, the Empire is (was?) planning on allowing pirates free reign AFTER they took over. This is a move that any of their enemies, even those who are smaller than them but still had some actual presence in politics, could use to destroy them. The whole premise here is that the Earth can’t defend from raiders that the Empire could easily repel as their protector. Even if everyone didn’t accept that the Empire let the pirates run free (which they would since, you know, galaxy-spanning instantaneous communication makes it impossible to hide anything; we’ve already seen that their containment fields even on a small scale aren’t powerful enough to block comms, much less on a planet wide scale) they would immediately be able to wreck the Empire’s reputation permanently and destroy any future attempts they made to do similar takeovers. After all if the WORST pirate attacks come AFTER the empire is in control, it means that the Empire is actually worse at protecting people than the weakest government in the galaxy. They’d be shooting themselves in the foot.

    It really feels like the author got overexited about painting the empire as evil gluttons and just didn’t bother thinking through all the implications of the politics.

  16. Oak

    Thanks for the chapter

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