Thursday, August 17, 2006






The massacre began with a gentle question

Stress Interviewer : Hi
Me: Hi
S: How do you do?
S: I meant, How are you?
M: I am fine. How about you?
( He did not like me asking a question)
S: Tell me about yourself.
S: What is your viewpoint on Euthanasia?
( I heard it as Youth in Asia)
S: Who is your role model?
S: Do wou have any work experience?
S: What did you learn from it?
M: That Renu loved another guy called Shabir.
S: Is this your first Job interview?
M: Yes
M: Because I could not clear their aptitude tests
S: Then How come you are attending our interview?
S: Are you a hard worker?
M: I hardly work to work hard.
S: What gives you energy to work?
M: energy
S: What are the qualities of a good master?
M: One who cooks good food.
S: Have you ever cheated a girl?
M: I have no idea
S: How long are you planning to stay with us?
S: Where do you see yourself ten years from now?
S: Who is our Home minister?
M: Can I pass this question?
S: No. Give a wild guess.
M: Rabri devi?
S: No
M: Lallu?
S: No
M: Can i now pass this question?
S: You'll be selected if You answer this question.
M: Najma Abdulla
S: Yes. We'll keep that in mind.




  1. Talking of interview. i have a demo in ten minutes from now. I hope to answer something like this.


    Simply loved this answer

  2. I'm also wondering who our home minister is :P
    I happened to be hired w/o an interview when I was a fresher..looks like I missed some fun..

  3. ur interview scene looked more like a scene in a railway reservation counter

  4. Ha Ha Ha...

    I hate interviews. Thankfully i have graduated to taking them. So, i guess it is cool. But unlike your's i behave.

  5. @santosh
    the mantra is never answer a question straight. asnwer with a simili. you'll be considered a philosohical genius even if you talk crap..

  6. @ gomz
    i am making another wild guess.. is it aisha takia?

  7. @mahatma
    would love to reserve tickets in that case.

  8. @kulpreet
    keep writing about beers and wines. your blog is kewl..

  9. he he.. santosh took de words out of my mouth.. tht ans was really cool... he he.. n true tooo.. ;)

    neway is ur title actually "INTEaRVIEW" or is de 'a'
    an unknown intrusion????

  10. @Dhanya

    "A" came in with a purpose.. the purpose is fulfilled , cos you asked why it exists in the first place... A post on the little blue devil is coming up soon

  11. hahaha.. loved it.... especially d answer for "how do you do??"

  12. I'm very sceptical about interviews having endured quite a few. Invariably the interviewer looks at my resume and asks me to take him through it and then some very obvious questions that reek of stupidity. Immediately I switch off and though I dont mouth the same answers like yours, the feeling is the same.

  13. ty for stopping by my blog :)

    I hate interviews...thats why I wont be changing my current job for a long time LOL!


  14. @ vikky


    @ roger

    i would love to attend one more interview in a years time.. ill have more experience then.


    thank you for coming here. But thats the place where we can talk about ourselves for a long time..

  15. Hallelujah! Let peace be with him; I mean the Stress Interviewer

  16. Don't tell me these are the answers which you gave? If yes then u have got the guts... btw it was very funny narration.. i liked it.. in fact some answers were drolly.. ;)

  17. little bit of spoilsport..

    shivraj patil is the home minister currently.. and during ur interview period i guess lal krishna advani..

    btw u cud have answered it by saying is he the ceo of ur company too? or something like this.. :P

  18. @honey bee
    have you attended any interviews?

  19. @ anand

    this post is full of lies.. hehe

  20. ha ha ha.. i guessed so.. now onward write at the top of ur post that this post is a fiction work, and is perfomrmed by fictional hero'es, don't try to copy in ur real life.. :P
    cool thought though.. ;)

  21. Chriz,, you made my day,, you are a stress reliever. ;)Thank you

