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A new housing development begins in a small residential neighbourhood.

As the construction workers are working, they notice the six year old girl who lives opposite the site is sitting there, watching them with obvious interest. For the first few days, she just sits there, watching them. They give her a friendly wave, and she just smiles and waves back.

As ...






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The Will

His nurse, his wife, his daughter, and two sons, are with him.

When all is ready, he begins to speak:

"My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses."

"My daughter Sybi...

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[True Story] When I worked at a Residential Treatment Center for Children a boy once said to me...

"I have to fuck-en pee!"

I said, "Well, pick one and do it!"

^that ^was ^funnier ^to ^me ^when ^it ^happened

What happened to the Indian bread when it left the country?

It became a Naan Residential Indian.

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Old Russian joke: One day the bear escaped from the zoo


How many priests does it take to change a lightbulb?

3. One to screw it. One to beat it for being screwed. One to tell the lawyers that no screwing took place.

From Monkey Beach by Eden Robinson, referencing residential schools

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A couple finds a genie lamp in a house

A couple is playing golf in a residential neighborhood and the husband accidentally sends a ball flying into a window. They feel bad so they go in to apologize

They go in and see a mysterious man and ask "are you okay?"
"Thank you for freeing me from my lamp, in return I shall grant you t...

I made the best on the spot Dad joke today

I was talking with a customer today, and she was telling me that she was on her way to work. She said she was a live in residential manager or something, but basically she takes care of an old guy. She was telling me she works third shift hours, so she gets paid to sleep.
That's when I told her s...

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The Aquatic Research Fish ponds overflowed last night because of heavy Rain.

it flooded the residential area nearby. A man walked into his back yard the next morning and saw his entire basement was filled with water, and hundreds of fish swimming in his pool. He went in his house and called his insurance company. He told the representative what happened. She replied "Sorry, ...
