Most Secular: 4,213thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,446thMost Conservative: 6,453rd
The United Socialist States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The first duty of a man is to think for himself
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Europe Republics

Population204 million


The United Socialist States of Europe Republics is a huge, safe nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 204 million Europe Socialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Europe Socialists economy, worth 8.75 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 42,878 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, and people of faith are sent to twelve-step programs for 'The Cure'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europe Republics's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Europe Republics is ranked 262,174th in the world and 1,072nd in Europe for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -15.94 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 4,213thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,446thMost Conservative: 6,453rdMost Authoritarian: 6,942ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,523rdTop
Most Influential: 14,267thSafest: 17,556thMost Patriotic: 20,408thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,008th
Most Conservative: 22nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 35th in the regionMost Extreme: 41st in the regionTop
Most Secular: 78th in the regionMost Primitive: 91st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 101st in the region

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