1. At 2:30PM my girlfriend gchat'd me that doing a few chores would be taken "Step by Step", which led to a discussion about crappy TV shows, and ultimately led to a comparison of how vastly different we perceived the show "Small Wonder" as children.

    I proceeded to spend several hours (interleaved with actual work) reviewing various other "android" related materials, loading up my Netflix queue with things like Westworld, Small Wonder, The Robot and other android related movies and lamented the fact that Enthiran and Karishma Ka Karishma are currently unavailable to me, I added the book "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" to my mental queue of things to read…

    In conclusion… GTFO of my mind you fancy bastard.

  2. From IMDB:
    Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
    Capt. Picard and his crew pursue the BAAAorg back in time to stop them from preventing Earth from initiating first contact with sheep life.

  3. Hilarious as always. Though panel 3 kinda looks like Data is having an orgasm to robo-bestiality

    Also "Ewe will be assimilated."

  4. This title always bothered me, "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"

    Surely this poses the counter question "Do humans dream of biological sheep?"

  5. Man, that Deanna Troi cake haunted my dreams as a child for simply ages. They were all eating her! And she liked it! SOOOO disturbing.

  6. The REAL question is Do Borg Sheep hop over fences? Sell Mattresses? Get counted in real human language?
    You know, like REAL sheep do?

    That's just Data, dreaming about his Dolly. Not only is she Borg, she's Clone Borg. (and now we can have a cross-over with Star Wars)

      • just because it's been done doesn't mean it's good.
        for instance my super awesome LotR/Bible crossover… Jesus and Frodo Team up, gather their Apostles/Companions and set out on a journey to defeat Sauron, Saruman and Satan at the Crack of Doom in Jerusalem. Much like unity complete crap, but Cleep Wars would be epic! And unlike anything written by humans Data's scripts won't leave us begging for an ending (voyager) screaming at the inconsistencies and retconning (PT). Begun the Cleep Wars have, awesome they will be.

        • Dunno, I read the whole thing and it really wasn't all that bad. Pretty good, for a crossover fan-fic.

          Used to have a lot of time on my hands at work and all.

          • Yeah, thanks to this post, I've been trying to read it…have to stop every now and then for the aneurysms to pass over OOCness and how extremely one-sided the author seems to be in their fandom…but, semi-HE-appropriate quote from it?

            "Assimilate me, you magnificent Jedi bastard…"

  7. Does this mean Deckard is a rare Noonien-Soong Android? Especially rare because he doesn't actually share Soong's face?

  8. I must admit, I didn't think he was sleeping and therefore dreaming, his face had a look of…. something else….

  9. Dude, you gotta pull over when you get tired. You're liable to hit something out there in the vast empty vacuum of space…

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