Boneheads Gigs

Boneheaded live sound engineer

Me: Dude, there’s no mic on my snare
Bonehead sound man: Those tom mics will pick up the snare
Me: NO! I want a mic on my snare!
BSM: If I mic the snare, the snare strainers will cause a feedback loop.
Bass player: Dude, if you spent as much money at sound school as you did on tatoos and putting metal spikes in your face, you’d be a hell of a sound man.