Top 10 Dumbest Things Green Lantern Has Ever Constructed

Green Lantern is liked and loved by all. But if we take a closer look we can say that he is not as smart as he pretends to be. There is a lot of technical imagination in his work. Great power means great responsibility. But Green Lantern is not fulfilling those responsibilities right. Some of his constructions and imagination are very dumb and undignified.


1. Insulting Batman

Insulting Batman

The dumbest thing was the insult of Batman. There are many fans of the superhero Batman out in the world. Insulting him in any way is an insult to the whole team who created Batman and their fans. Though, Green Lantern showed a brilliant use of the Ring. Kyle is responsible for this and will agree to this that it was the dumbest thing to do.


2. Transportation


The transportation shown in Green Lantern is incredibly uncomfortable. The only contribution and the biggest contribution to the Justice League is the mode of transportation. He uses green bubbles and green paths which are very boring. But even then, these are valid, practical and dignified ways for travelling. It was a very dumb to have uncomfortably big and dumb transport vehicle.


3. Giant cupid fighting a Nazi

Giant cupid fighting a Nazi

It goes like this- the Green Lantern goes on a date with a girl and suddenly a Nazi comes up. Green Lantern needs to fight with a Nazi but what he does is creating a Giant cupid to handle the Nazi. This is very dumb and lame. what is more lame here is the scar on the cupid’s face which represents that cupid fought with someone and got himself cut by the knife and so the scar. Kyle was so old and dumb to have followed the same story of years.


4. Unnecessary outfits.

Unnecessary outfits

The entire collection of outfits is pretty dumb as so many unnecessary and uncomfortable outfits are overly done. Aren’t these bulky costumes a disadvantage while the super hero Green Lantern fights? Not just his costumes, but all the other characters wear extremely heavy sets of clothes. Please understand that you do not have to look good for a fight. Green lantern is a super hero and does not have to wear extra clothes over the regular clothes. Even the girls do not wear regular clothes but wears the costumes that has skin peeking from various holes. All of this overall makes them look dumb instead of cool.


5. Pirate ship in Space

Pirate ship in Space

As we know, the Green Lantern constructs things and objects based on the will power. The bigger a construction is the more will power is consumed. So play intelligent and make small things that do the job. You do not need a giant ship to go to a battle and do not have to take seagulls, waves and stacks along with.


6. The restaurant

The restaurant

This is an insane thing to do. Nobody understands the concept where Green Lantern wants to but refuses to eat in any real restaurant and go there alone. What he instead does is open an exclusive restaurant for himself which is very well decorated. The restaurant also has a waitress and personalized place mats. There is no need at all for this and it takes a loser to do something like that. Don’t be surprised if they create a whole different kind of world for just Green Lantern and he will be the king there.


7. Giant Teddy Bear

Giant Teddy Bear

Green Lantern does thing which are completely unnecessary. There is a homeless unbalanced man who is stealing purse of some people. What our super hero decides here is that to construct a giant Teddy Bear, pick the guy and then sit on him. If this is the crime solving strategy to deal with a guy in a kind of fragile mental situation, then the technique is called playful and dumb. The strategy is not at all dignified and Green Lantern must learn some techniques.


8. Umbrellas for all

Umbrellas for all

None of the other super heroes like Superman or Cyborg ever felt the need to use an umbrella when they were fighting with crime out in the space while it was raining. But Green Lantern cannot handle a little rain. How strong is he if he needs an umbrella to save himself from rain? Not just our super hero, but all his team needs them. This is very dumb. Being a hero, rain must not bother you.


9. Saving construction worker by Giant worker

Saving construction worker by Giant worker

Being a hero, Green Lantern does his job well and protects the construction workers from big cranes and prevents crashing down of things on those workers. But it is very dumb to do that by constructing another giant Construction Worker. He could have kept it simple and fast. But instead he did it all in a lengthy and complicated way. He could have made some floating hands to just stop the crane but he went into details. He is dumb to choose the rescue mission as an elaborate and detailed kind of procedure. He should be smart and save the people instantly by using some common sense.


10. Dolphin Ride

Dolphin Ride

This construction makes us wonder how old he is. Is he in his childhood days and loves dolphins and dolls? It is very insensible to use Dolphin as a ride for Aquaman. Aquaman is already facing trouble as not everyone is taking him seriously. But riding on a dolphin is not helping him anywhere. He is not a kid and Dolphin is no super hero among all aquatic animals. A shark or a walrus would have made it look serious, fast, sharp and dangerous. But riding on a dolphin looks like he is going on a vacation and not going for fight to save the mankind.

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