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The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally, the guys' side of the story.

( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear 'the rules'

From the female side

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down..

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon

or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!



Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.



1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.


1. You can either ask us to do something

or tell us how you want it done.

Not both.


1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.



1. If it itches, it will be scratched..

We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.


1.. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.


1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.

Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.

But did you know men really don't mind that?

It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -

to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -

to give the m a bigger laugh.

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