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Pee Pee Poo Poo Edition

after hours desperation edition

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>> No.17358449

The super chinese aids will kill 10 billion people according to my models

>> No.17358458

Second for half shit posting and not full shit posting.

>> No.17358461

post sauce

>> No.17358470

It’s proprietary

>> No.17358471

>Nobody will notice this line
l did
We love you OP

>> No.17358475
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how do i short an entire race?

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We’ve got the real terminal cancer all of a sudden. I thought Leon Liger was bad...

Damn it I missed the MA and V dips!!!

Unacceptable. What the hell is he doing?

You should be looking at Baker Bros for pharma gambles.

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So savanon, how are we feeling after today? BO still on the table?

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Where my HOME chads at?

>> No.17358510
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>my AMD calls

>> No.17358518

I bought a couple of shares of SPCE at the top for you guys.

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>> No.17358537

how many shares of NAK should I buy?

>> No.17358548
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>Gold rising .3% already
>Futures redder than a student before he pays his first taxes

Good doujin
Im not entirely sure anymore if I bought a dip or a bulltrap. I thought it would be a pullback but... Jesus
Anything tech got rekt

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I don't care for bioshit, I'll throw some change at whatever /smg/ is playing with for fun, I trust you guys enough for picks, but not for entries and exits.

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>My AMD puts

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Renaissance pick ups in bio, note the GALT.

>> No.17358599

If we're lucky we might get another buy and sell opportunity. Pick up your first /ES contract at sell target at 3355. Should we keep dropping after the first buy, next target to get your next contract is 3320. Subsequent sell at previous 3353 support level. Easy money frens

>> No.17358609


sell-off tomorrow for stocks

>it's finally happening

roaring bull resumes monday for no reason

>> No.17358632

For the first time I feel fear.

>> No.17358633

Shit, pick up the first contract at 3344 with sell target of 3355. Second buy 3320. Fucking chilling in Starbucks tablet-posting mode

>> No.17358638

Hold cash anon, you will never fear again.

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I would like your take on BooyahMan’s work on the fintechs.

I think I’m about to get burned on everything but V and MA... maybe I should reallocate to those?

Except you literally were talking about biomemes and we’re just referencing renaissance instead of baker bros?

I think... like... buy that shit

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It's for my frens on /smg/

>> No.17358759

I can't take it anymore bros.

I just sold every single one of my worthless so called "stocks", and have invested ALL IN on SNSS.

If this doesn't work, I'm probably fucking kill myself because I had to mortgage the home just to do it right.

>> No.17358780

If this market is going to crash, it better not half ass it and crash all the fucking way so I can get in at the bottom instead of this half assed correction bullshit wiping out my spce gains

>> No.17358806

If this is a hail Mary, why not options? If it goes your way you could walk away with a few hundred thousand

>> No.17358815
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Give me one fundamental reason why stocks would go down other than coronavirus.

>> No.17358822

I hope it crashes and society collapses completely so I can just build a hut and live by the river and eat fish in a pre-agrarian hunter-gatherer tribe in peace and never have to worry about money again.

>> No.17358836


Because you bought them

>> No.17358844
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This desu senpai
I can handle a full blown crises. I can short the shit out of everything and buy gold and whatnot

I can not deal with sudden uncontrolled spastics, due to a market getting its algos high on bat flu
If you go all in at least do it with options
Socialism and god punishing our greed.
Also the Bogs

>> No.17358855

Literally just a valid a reason as any other anymore

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>hold trash
>get smashed

>> No.17358883

too late to hop on LL or nah?

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>> No.17358927

I've never been comfier in my life holding all this cash, pink wojaks will be my buy signal.

>> No.17358934

holding cash is unironically the worst thing you can do now, inflation january alone was 0.5%, only a fucking retard would sit on naked cash when things like CDs, TIPS and covered calls on precious metals exist

>> No.17358950

What do I buy? I fucked up all my other buys. Should I just wait for the next meme?

>> No.17358962


A gun

>> No.17358973

Don't feel bad anons. TLRY exists

>> No.17358994

Cash is Kang

>> No.17359009

Just do some research and see what stocks analysts are shilling. Unless you want to YOLO in which case just find the most volatile stock you can and start trading random next-day options like a retard.

>> No.17359031

I invest in only the most Jewish of companies. kosher salt, yamaka, circumcised penis: I expect to see all of it before I make a fully educated descision.

>> No.17359035

Look at it on the daily, do you see that massive weekly+ accumulation before the pump? It's either insiders buying a shit ton before a turn-around for the company happens which puts the normalized price at 15+. Or this is a pump and dump scheme before earnings. Risky as fuck but if you're lucky the pump will continue until earnings

>> No.17359063

Is the FED drawing a dick with the futes chart rn?

>> No.17359073

So you're saying that I could buy X amount of bullets with cash on Jan. 20, but today I could only get 99.5% of the same amount of bullets?

Are prices really going up that fast?

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V funny J-Pow

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>bought SPCE at the top.

I planted the flag on the summit while you were still at basecamp :)

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>> No.17359113

I got stopped out of LMT today (winning trade). Not interested in buying back in until i see a lot more buyers show up.

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>didnt buy cake

>> No.17359131

>tfw bought spce calls tuesday morning and cashed out at lunchtime for over 100% gains
>tfw no more comfy YOLO calls
>tfw market is crashing
>tfw it's all ogre

>> No.17359137

absolutely based

>> No.17359148

where/how does one get into after hours YOLOing?

>> No.17359157

>market is crashing
Zero evidence of that. At least see what asia does this evening before buying rope.

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Anybody have any good REIT stocks or energy stocks?

Looking for dividends.

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>dat reverse h/s v-shaped recovery
They’re a long term HODL for me.

>> No.17359181

I still like NRZ and am very tempted to buy more.

>> No.17359182

Have a broker that allows you to. Fuck RBC

>> No.17359190

Yeah I think I'll dip out of SPCE when it pumps tomorrow, then wait until Wednesday to buy back in. Or not to. Depending.

>> No.17359207

>when it pumps tomorrow
Any idea why it would?

>> No.17359220


nah jk dont worry you just bought too early. its gonna be a $80 stock in a month, $300 by end of year, and $1,000 by end of 2021

>> No.17359235

because it dipped today, so people like me are going to be buying up the dip

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I have bought GALT and will pray for it. And for you, grim.

>> No.17359254

It's tough, but when you see the opportunity you just take it. The opportunities to profit on race are short lived, but take the trucker strike in brazil a few years ago. I got puts on EWZ and when their shit got worse, this was before Bolsonaro was elected, I closed the position with a good 100%+ trade. Now I know Brazil is not a race of its own because of conquistadors fucking natives, but when opportunity arrives you strike and you figure out how, and you have to do it fast. Long term shorting Africa right now isn't a good call because for like 1000s of years the whole world has been trying to profit off it.

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What's the play for tomorrow?

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>> No.17359271

got one
Options don't make sense to me. I prefer to buy something more tangible.

>> No.17359277

Or people buy what they think is the dip, only for people to continue selling and it keep dropping.

>> No.17359282

It's all I have invested save a few shares of SNSS. I can only afford 10$ a week, im a poorfag. I thought it'd go to 50 and I want to hold good stocks long term but cant afford the good stocks so just playing and learning for now lol. /smg/ has been very helpful. I'm learning valuable lessons for mere dollars.

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buying my bags lol
>boutta lose a lot in YINN calls

On a serious note look into SDGR, it’s had a run, but could be the next 100x Long

>> No.17359303

I guess I'm trying to explain risk vs reward. When you short something worth nothing, what's their to gain? There has to be existing value to get gains, unless you're using politics and laws to force it. However I kinda think of hypotheticals like this in a free market with no external laws controlling it.

>> No.17359321

who ever posted the nip girl on the snowboard, TY very much now I get updates from this youtube channel.

>> No.17359322

Still really butthurt over KL

>> No.17359333

3 4 1 2 5

>> No.17359335

keep it, its a stock like TSLA. it will spike up and be a high value stock. not overnight but definitely within a year or two. amazon started at a $18 share price. consider yourself blessed you were on the ground floor and got in early, SPCE is going to the moon

>> No.17359349

We're getting Philosopher Baggie tonight?

>> No.17359358

how much do you have in SNSS? askng because honestly theres better plays out there. but i get why you are gambling on them. just remember patience is alwasy key. all my losses were from selling too early, if i had just stayed patient i would be all positive gains right now

>> No.17359360

AMZN it took fucking 20 years... and you finally could have sold it at fucking $250 and been happy to dump the bags finally.

>> No.17359365

The FOMO is not over yet. People will still be speculating wildly on what will happen next tuesday.

>> No.17359367

>Still really butthurt over KL
Why? It hasn't broke that resistance line yet and the share buyback should help. I'm holding.

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>> No.17359385

But what is next Tuesday? Do we have an idea, or is it going to be another useless conference news everyone sells?

>> No.17359402

nah dude posted about brain size and race, and for a minute I was typing about my girl friend and how I'm so happy and shit, but deleted all that shit to try to find something a bit more relevant, then rambled off point for a minute and finally gave half assed example only to try to get back on point, but posted no facts or figures that are proven by mathematical laws, and uhh my jager is fucking warm I'ma go get some ice. Also the Trump rally was pretty cool. Maybe Colorado will stop fucking up.

>> No.17359408

I'm just 17 percent down on shares. Sucks ass.

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Vertex Pharma?



>> No.17359415

You could unpack the virus into several reasons.
TPTB can levitate stocks but I don't think they're going to buy products.

>> No.17359422

God bless you, I might pick up some GALT. I still have lil gamble for this Q stack left.
NRZ, don't get more than one mREIT though.

>> No.17359423 [DELETED] 

How is it even possible to be down? Stop buying memes Jesus Christ.

>> No.17359425

dude the name of the fucking channel is in shit I can't even read... I can read korean but fucking japanese is like I can recognize 3 maybe 5 symbols.

>> No.17359437

AH for SPCE ended above 34. Yeah I think we'll see another spike to 40ish tomorrow. I'll unload there and wait until Wednesday.

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I was looking at NRZ, have you talked about it before on /smg/? I think that's where I heard about it. What made me hesitate is that it's a somewhat new company and the dividends have remained the same since 2017.

Thanks, 1.65% yield is maybe a little low though. Though they seem to increase their dividends many years in a row. Also seems to be more in the chemicals sector than energy?

>> No.17359449

EPS CC is what happens next Tuesday. That is when we get some real info and speculation loses it's momentum. We might see it dip back into the 20s. If it does, I will buy back in with even more shares.

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Oh poor baby. My heart really goes out to you.

That’s why I asked you to post a link, not the fucking name of the channel

>> No.17359467

The 'future' of energy, lithium.

>> No.17359474

That sucks. I bought it today. It looks like there's a fair amount of support below this level, but if it drops beyond that, I'll have to get out and let the market be irrational.

>> No.17359486

So you don't believe the conference would cause another spike up?

>> No.17359494

yeah exactly, the point is you arent getting rich quick, you are being patient and investing at the ground floor while the company grows. i think SPCE is the type of company that will be around for a long time, it has gov contracts and pretty much a monopoly on a niche service even if its for the ultra elite. and giant communications corps like google will be prime customers when they want to launch out their satellites and shit. its defintely going to grow into a lot more than a $30/share company just give it a few years. facebook was like in the $20s or 30s for months after is IPO and that was only a few years ago in like 2015 or something. SPCE literally just IPOd, i love getting in on quality companies right at IPO

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>> No.17359504

Chartism is pure voodoo, it's not even differential equations its just zoom a chart so you find a spot where you can doodle a line going in one direct (away from what you want), then point to it and say it used to be doing a bad thing but then it stopped, zoom to another spot and doodle a line going in the other direction and say now it's doing a good thing.
Then doodle a line at the top of the chart going to the right and call that "strong support", doodle a line at the bottom and call that "the floor" then hold out your hand and wait for boomers to give you their money to invest for you

>> No.17359521

and facebook doesnt produce shit

>> No.17359540

Well my bigger upset is that it dropped on GOOD NEWS. Not just dip, fucking dropped like a rock. It pissed me off because the news was golden.

>> No.17359541

Check out their earnings reports, they're very clear and concise. You'll learn everything you need to know about them from there.

>> No.17359543

>no link

>> No.17359548

sorry i don't know the link, just go back in the threads and search nikkei the nip index isn't mentioned offen. maybe we should start numbering the threads instead of galric and candy corn, we have a direction to point people.... That'd actually be cool. I'll do a search for the post and get the link for you. She doesn't really bite off more than she can chew... I've fucked my self up a few times on half pipes that had iced over from melting and refreezing making that lip you can't get any air from... can't even like walk up and drop in unless you break out your own spot.

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thanks, writing down CXW

(the deleted post (why deleted?) tipped about ALB if anyone is wondering)

got a ticker?

>don't get more than one mREIT though.
how come? wouldn't it be better to spread out across several as usual

>> No.17359578

Trumps ‘Keep America Great Rally’ in Colorado is spectacular. What a guy playing 4D chess and giving a speech at the same time beautifully. The melody coming out of his mouth makes me love this country, more proud of it and want to do everything I can to help us stay great. No one even competes with Trump after watching the choke fest of the Democratic debate. Also USA is at the best it’s ever has been with Trump as the president. Let’s keep this bull run going for 4 more years. Trump 2020 let’s go.

>> No.17359579

i need to step up my game a bit if i'm going to start digging through earnings reports. good advice no doubt.

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Just go to your YouTube feed and grab one of the videos and post it.



>> No.17359585

No. Now am I certain of that? Also no. Pure speculation. But I feel like, if there is ever a situation where the adage "buy the rumor, sell the news" will be relevant, it is on a hyperspeculative stock with no real income and a 7 billion market cap.

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>> No.17359598

mREITS all move together. A lot of them are quite shit too and high risk. You really just want to pick the safest one. You're dealing with mortgages, so if our economy takes a shit they die.
NRZ has the best ER's I have ever seen and it's part of why I bought them. The slide show tells you everything you need to know. I initially bought them because of rising interest rates, but they've managed to be "interest rate neutral", that is if you believe what they say.

>> No.17359607

What’s the future for AMD in the next few weeks?

>> No.17359610
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So my papa messaged me today and I must have impressed him when I talked his ear off about stonks and options during our snowmobile trip. He messaged me saying he is planning on loaning me a grand in a few months to try and make some money with. Very cool, I am a little nervous because I'm okay with losing my own money (which hasn't happened yet) but $1000 is a lot of dinero to me. Thinking about dumping it SOXL or some similar ETFs when I get it. Until then I'll keep adding to my own account and keep playing around, try to learn some lessons. Very scary today, the first day I started very negatively, but I sold my share of AMD so I got to keep some of my profits from that, bought more TMDX by DCA throughout the day and I'm very confident in that position. We shall see, I feel like it could be my first big mistake but the shill seems trustworthy, and my gut says it makes sense.

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I couldn't find the post... I'll try your idea.... Wow I give recommended a B-

>> No.17359664

$150 by Monday

>> No.17359673

China pump incoming

>> No.17359679

how do I find the feed?

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How fucked am I?

>> No.17359716

Is this bank fraud anon?

>> No.17359721

extremely, why are your calls so close to expiry?

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>> No.17359724

You legit are committing a felony. And I have no respect for you or anything. You're fucked if you don't make it right. Fucking your broker will honestly put you in a worse place than you were before you decided to do this.

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Can't wait to read about you in the news

>> No.17359742

Anon, you do understand you just robbed a bank... You didn't go in with a gun and mask on, but you did rob a bank, and everything is documented and they got your face... Ebony did her job and treated you like a nice customer, but yeah you're fucking your life up.

>> No.17359746

Cash is trash and bank fraud is a felony so... uh... pretty fucked, anon. But damn if you don't have balls. No brains, but Balls.

>> No.17359768

you can give the money back... you can do the honorable thing, but you're legit on the cusp to playing with fire. Put the money back or kiss the market goodbye forever.

>> No.17359781

did someone save the image of the bank fraud i missed it

>> No.17359783

Deletes the post.... I fucking swear to g_d, that kid has no idea how bad he can make it for him self.

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I gotchu senpai

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makes sense. i already have AGNC so maybe I shouldn't get NRZ as well.

NRZ does look nice though. much better EPS than AGNC.

>> No.17359818

he has the tranny tax version of the MPB too

>> No.17359825

Who's sending this to RH customer support?

>> No.17359827

What’s this picture saying he did? I’m not following. Just looks like his brokerage account, retarded calls he made and him holding up cash he has.

>> No.17359829

>math 171

>> No.17359831

based. im watching too, its fun as hell to watch. theres always something he says that cracks me up

>> No.17359841

No snitching. He was kind enough to make us laugh, even if he is retarded, and honestly, fuck the banks.

>> No.17359851

based. doesnt robinhood place a hold tho? niggers like you are going to ruin our instant trade funds, th is is why we cant have nice things. go do your math 171 homework faggot

>> No.17359865


I reposted the picture, the faggot deleted it before.

>> No.17359868

Nowhere else on biz to post or talk about it. Anyone in here have their MBA? Just looking for general thoughts on it from some real people out there.

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i’m a newfag and i don’t know what it means either

>> No.17359886

a few threads ago he was bgragging about transferring the $2,000 to RH account but it was still showing as in his bank, and he wanted to know if he could withdraw from his bank and double his money.

literally lifehack for free money

>> No.17359888

Renaissance picked that up too, I'll have to take a look at them.

>> No.17359898

Robinhood needs to figure their shit out before they force the SEC to put heavier restrictions on trading options. It's a pain in the ass that most brokers restrict who can trade but it keeps most of the retarded masses away.

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I thought you were trolling.

>> No.17359904

He claimed to have committed bank fraud by depositing to RH then withdrawing cash from his branch.

The bank will probably just make him pay it back or threaten to litigate if it’s even real.

>> No.17359921

V and MA are fine. I wouldn't put all my eggs in two baskets of the same damn sector.. but having now spent a day on /smg/... Yea, you could do way worse.

>> No.17359923

better enjoy your options trading wile you can before faggots like that anon and the reddlit masses ruin it

>> No.17359930

I think it would be Robinhood that would have a problem with this since they fronted him the money despite it not yet clearing. The bank won't send money he doesn't have unless it's under the overdraft limit, then he would be fucked by the fees.

>> No.17359940

>anon gets $300 overdraft fee for this fuckery every day until he deposits the $2,000
>he cant deposit the $2,000 because he is still in the hole
>every da y his bank negative ballance is racking up overdraft fees of $300

>> No.17359946

Hmm I think I’m getting the picture now. My brokerage TD Ameritrade doesn’t have instant deposit so I couldn’t tho I what he did but now I understand,

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Never change /biz/, never change

>> No.17359960

RH don’t want that SEC smoke, they’d ask even more nicely and eventually just w/o to a debt collector or collections attorney. It’s not worth a few g’s. The only thing he’ll realistically fuck if the bank doesn’t pay out is his credit.

>> No.17359962

yeah its robinhood that gets fucked, if the money was still in his account it means the bank didnt process the transfer. they wont transfer money taht isnt there. this is exactly why RH puts a $1,000 limit on how much balance they front new accounts, i dont know how old or established that anons account was. mine only lets you instantly have $1000 until the rest clears

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NRZ and AGNC seems to do business in different parts of the US so maybe they are compatible buys with each other?

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>> No.17359978

they'll probably just overdraft his bank... should've closed account

in the end he will pay

>> No.17359980

hes obviously got the money to take MATH171 so theyll get it back either from him or his parents. even if they have to garnish his student loan deposits lmao

>anon why is school saying you didnt pay tuition? we put the money in the account!
>oh i was degenerately gambling online and stole 2k

>> No.17359987

Thanks frens. I just figured it out and posted a message then saw all your replies helping me understand on the reload. You are Based anons in this based community

>> No.17360000

See: >>17359960

You gotta be playing with more than baby money to get slapped for real anyway, there are a lot of pre-trial enforcement mechanisms for white collar crime

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AG go up
LAKE go up
NAK go up
SPT go up

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Time comes for us all

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for those curious what the deleted posts are, remember there are automated 4chan archives:


>> No.17360035

... We're doomed

I should have listened to you

This could have been prevented

But I just couldn't

I had to

>> No.17360036

>calc 1
he's like 18 isn't he
jesus man, get that money back to the bank before you fuck your entire life up
No memes, do it now.

>> No.17360039

>Nikkei crabbing instead of collapsing
Gives me hope

>> No.17360042

Could be, but a recession would still effect them both or an interest rate change, though NRZ is "prepared" for it. Take a look at what happened to mREITS in 08 and 01 for a better idea.

>> No.17360051

Bro's feeling pretty good

>> No.17360062


Did it have to be one fucking day after I bought AMD calls? Literally the next fucking day?

Did I have to start investing literally the day before the first coronavirus tank? What are the fucking odds?

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Imagine not owning zm. Literally immune to coronavirus and is going to the moon. Zoomers rise up

>> No.17360075
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I kind of want to jump on the SPCE train with you guys, but I'm not sure about the company and the high volatile movements. People who have it, how do you see the stock itself? Can you guys make me bullish? I'm getting a case of the FOMO.

>> No.17360080

It came for SNSS in December. Since then, Bobo, your time has been over. It will never return. 40% tumor reduction at 300mg means the chances of multiple partials at 400mg are high. Very high. Buy SNSS

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Any of you fuckers have recs for a good long term investment platform?
I want to automatically throw money in it every week and not think about it, and to make sure at least some of my investments are safe from my terrible options decisions.
No IRA's, I don't plan on living past 50.

>> No.17360089

Long term? SPCE is probably a winner. But right now, this close to a catalyst that will likely make it dump? I'd say either buy on a dip, or wait until Wednesday.

>> No.17360102

Looking into this fiasco. It looks like Robinhood only gives you an amount of instant cash depending on the person. So a person isn’t going to get away with this on large amounts of money, unless they have the money. Then, I think Robinhood will get the money anyhow by over-drafting the bank account and the fraudulent user will pay overdraft fees and deal with that bullshit while RH sails easy. The big problems would come from if this moron decides to dispute the overdraft then I’d say he will lose his brokerage account and maybe end up in some trouble on top of it.

>> No.17360115

your broker uses moose caravans to get it's semiconductors... you're less than free.

>> No.17360120

The reason why the patients were moved to Spokane is because a military base with biocontainment facilities is in place. The advantage of this position is because it is close to the epicenter of likely North American penetration. Having patients in forward position dramatically decreases response time. Military is at a high state of readiness, I can hear the Blackhawks every day and night from my house. Its been about 3 weeks, so we will have another couple weeks before we know what kind of situation we can expect. This is not the situation in any other country. There will be a pandemic because the untracked infection vectors will produce symptoms over such a wide geographical area that inevitably, a local health system will not be able to move fast enough. I'm thinking Asia in general, SE Asia in particular, will go up quickly. Meanwhile the unknown, untracked vectors will be spreading undetected through central Asia. The media noise/signal is about to go to 10 especially if it is found the virus wasn't contained at ports of entry domestically. Basically all governments will go into emergency response mode, and coordination between countries will become swamped. International cross border trade is on the table for shutdowns, which makes numerous locations, primarily high-density urban centers, with nearly immediate shortages of food, unless rationing is mandated. The militarisation of the world's governments will be swift and martial law will be imposed, I'm sure, across much of the Earth's surface. Under cover of these actions, various players will maneuver for advantage, at least, their military command and control. Expect the markets to moderated by an invisible hand, but in the aftermath consider what a backlash against governments, in general, might entail.

Its not a question of having enough test kits, enough vaccines (3-4 months away minimum), enough masks... for millions it will be access to food.

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I invested £1000 in TESLA

>> No.17360135

how do I miss you even though you're here the whole time.... I think of you, but say I don't know, think all posts are anonymous... maybe I should lay off the booze.

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mark do you wanna smell the cheese i keep festering on my nutsack

>> No.17360141

Nice. So you're saying it's literally nothing that is only lethal to Chinamen.

>> No.17360143
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What are the best things to invest in long term?

>> No.17360148

index funds

>> No.17360158

Muh dick

>> No.17360161

What does Canada do? The train strike was met and dealt with, but now camping on the rail lines is a thing? Honestly... The biggest drug is now oil... To avoid rail they'll ship via road, and the very few highways in canada are pretty much going to be doing enough work to be paved in gold with this rail shutdown.

>> No.17360168

Index funds. If you are young go 80/20 to start. You can google 80/20 index funds and see research.

>> No.17360169

Check OP, you have a list there. I don't know if everyone has automated deposits, but you can just ask your bank to set it up for you. You might have to go down there to sign papers and shit though, I don't know how it works in your country

>> No.17360172

>I kind of want to jump on the SPCE train
>I'm getting a case of the FOMO
Stop right there. Most of us are not on the SPCE train or have gotten off of it. Regardless, it's a terrible idea to FOMO this late in the game and you should at the very least wait for the price to stabilize before deciding anything.

Talk to someone that knows a lot about spaceflight, you can try /sfg/ on /sci/. The long term prospects of this company are complete garbage, although it could be years until the market figures that out because it's a complex subject being influenced by idiots that don't know what they are talking about.

>> No.17360176

children... kids are the best investments since they grow up and end up running everything. kids that think for themselves and are gr

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I have a trading 212 invest account
How do I search for that?

>> No.17360194

Canada is dead in our eyes until the conservative party takes over with a good PM. Literally not worth investing in at all at the moment

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>futures tanking again

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>> No.17360203

follow youth trends, and invest in children and change year to year... or just change diapers while your wife gets her nails done.

>> No.17360211

I haven't been posting as much I'm either asleep when market is open or at work where every fucking IP range is banned here. I still browse every thread, I love you fucks too much.

>> No.17360215

Someone who buys low and sells high are called bulls, what about someone who buys high to sell low?

>> No.17360225

The Conservative party is liberal by any other standard and the name is a misnomer. The People's Party was our only shot to turn the country around and we got BTFOed last election.

>> No.17360227

>what about someone who buys high to sell low?
/biz/ posters

>> No.17360229


>> No.17360230

I’m on iOS.
Explain it to me like I’m retarded
Your posts are appreciated

>> No.17360231

yeah it's sad to say trudy has fucked the country... i was hoping the conservatives would hold enough seats, and what ever... it's not my business, even if it impacts me because of how my investments work with this fucked up government.

>> No.17360244

I meant investing as in trading

>> No.17360250

red bulls

>> No.17360277


>> No.17360281

I love you too... sorry about all the banns and stuff... I get banned from time to time too...

parlement or what ever is the worst form of government, a single non-confidence vote sends it into disarray, and nothing ever fucking gets done, and it's just more and more government on top of its self... even the republicans have turned from a party of self responsibility and leave us the fuck alone into the party of big government.... I hate it most of politics comes down to pork and gibs me dats for my district and i vote yes... then you get these bills 1000s of pages long and ok it works.

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Which one of these?

>> No.17360297


>> No.17360307

I don't know how fuckers can mobile post, every god damn IP is banned.

>> No.17360310

ok short canadian loonies. fuck the canadian dollar until the tents come off the rail road, long forex trade but they literally can't stop it from falling.

>> No.17360312

Babby's first post, but you have to go back.

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Which one is the good index?
Plz no bully this is all new to me

>> No.17360316

>thinks they're worth 300bn

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I just want to invest, mate

>> No.17360331

i was mobile posting from a cruise ship in the gulf of mexico... you're literally phone posting i don't do that other than from my couch or other trusted wi-fi, and if some one fucked that range up... I'd fucking know who did it, and wouldn't take much effort to establish it, because i probably banned my self.

>> No.17360344

>Pee Pee Poo Poo Edition

>> No.17360352
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Plz help

>> No.17360359

Can't predict the market for you my man
Any index is probably going to do well in the long term, you can diversify into multiple if you want to.
Each index is going to track different things, you can make educated guesses about what economies will be doing well in the future, but you can never know for sure.
I would probably get a mix of a couple that track major first world countries exchanges, you can view the individual performance of each if you want to.
There will be different levels of risks in different index funds, you should probably have some ideas of which ones are riskier.

>> No.17360360

wait until 4:30 am EST, that's london open and buy every shiny rock you can.

>> No.17360365

They usually ban me if I don't talk about LCI enough

>> No.17360366

can you fuck off you stupid fucking newfag? go read investopedia for a few hours before you ask retarded questions on an imageboard. do some basic fucking research first. stupid fucking nigger

>> No.17360370

trust this guy with stocks but he cant even figure out how to use a phone? ok..

>> No.17360372

Dude, you won't be able to "turn" Canada around in the sense you're referring to. You're basically part chinese by now. The conservatives would make Canada's oil and gas viable again and would ease regulations all over, the canadian economy would basically have a "Trump boom" like the US had, or even bigger because Trud and that shitty government held down the country for so long. Untying the banks and making foreign investors interested in canadian gas/oil again (which is the largest exporting product from Canada) would literally make the country explode in profits

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>> No.17360382
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So, how do I make money?
Ok, boss!

>> No.17360391

milk prices aren't that bad comparatively

>> No.17360396

those are quarts not gallons

>> No.17360399

Ok, if I put £50 in each is that too much or too little?
Is the risk big or no?
I’m willing to sit on

>> No.17360404

dude that's sal from biggest loser... you're literally eating bait posting anon... he's not going to go away because he's a fucking troll. taking part of posts like that only encourages something these threads hate.

>> No.17360411

shares for 5 years+

>> No.17360428

don't get left holding the bag, and keep dry powder ready. cash is actually good to have, safety nets for bad times are important because they do occur.. just don't rob a bank like that other anon, or stop learning. never forget learning is key.

>> No.17360432

Kneepads and condoms

>> No.17360438
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dont respond to me you stupid fucking tripfaggot. aren't you the retarded that told everyone to buy GALT and now GALT is in the shitter? just fuckign neck yourself. go be a tripfaggot in soc thats where you belong. nigger

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Big brain words, sir
I appreciate it
I won’t rob banks

>> No.17360447

Dude I hate trolls.

Speaking of which, I swear to you I'm not even 5 seconds away from either blowing my fucking brains out, or investing every last dollar I have in SNSS.

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Can I invest in condoms?
What is it called?

>> No.17360471

You won't lose more than 50% unless the world collapses. Those two capture all the stocks in the S&P500 and all real estate investment trusts. They are relatively low risk and highly diversified. Ideally you want to put in a little bit every month, or week, and never pull out until retirement. This is the easiest and most lucrative way to invest. You can buy even more general index funds if you want to diversify and lower risk more. They should be called "Total Market Index Funds" or something, your broker will most definitely have it, but the Vanguard ones have the smallest fees and generally do best.

>> No.17360472

that's fucking chocolate milk substitute for real milk... literally unable to cook with it and it's trash.. how can you cook a cream sauce with meats. in chocolate milk... it's outrageous.

actually... cook the fruit in the chocolate sauce... hopefully chocolate fondu blueberry skewers are good with other fruits too... don't ask how much fresh berries cost in canada... you can't afford it.

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That's Pendulum, not baggie. At the very least, be mean to the right people.

>> No.17360487

last time i was in canada people didn't cook at home very often

>> No.17360510

I heard of vanguard, there are lots of them
I will look into it, thank you
I also leave space for them to go down so I keep some free funds in the account

>> No.17360517

Canada cannot compete with such low oil prices regardless of what the government does. Our production costs are higher than nearly anywhere else because most of our oil comes from the Tar Sands and takes a lot of money to convert it into quality oil. It would take years to spin up our production and years to build more pipelines so we could export heavily outside of the US which gets our oil for a steal because there are few other buyers.

There's an uncomfortable truth here, but I think it's very unlikely that the oil economy will ever be like it used to. Also, I don't care who is in charge if they want to import millions of people to replace the native population. Profit isn't worth it, I'll invest outside the country out of spite. Fuck this country.

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>> No.17360532

Is this why is dropped today?


>> No.17360556

you have a few options... but you need to look deeper into latex and manufacturers and importers exporters before I give you a free symbol... do your own due diligence. condoms actually suck FYI as a guy saying this.

>> No.17360571

it crashed because all the smart people dropped their bags

>> No.17360575

look I have enough time to take a request in any game of choice... I'll pay up to $20 for a fucking brand new game and I will win because I'm fundamentally better than you anon.

>> No.17360587

If you want to make it as easy as possible have your broker auto buy a small amount every period, and just ignore it. If you have access to Vanguard funds, those are the ones you want to buy.

>> No.17360593

its crash is foreshadowing how its first launch will go

>> No.17360595

you eat bait written before you in a way that... you honestly probably can't win in chess.

>> No.17360611

Is this the big one? Will we finally die?

>> No.17360614

my only request is you put a round in the chamber and pull the trigger. then you wont have to worry about paying back your broker for all the retarded plays you made

>> No.17360617

Hope ONTX hits 1 soon. All these conferences spreading the word. Surely people can read the damn slides and see epic Profit staring them in the face. Considering that all current treatments are way outta date (10 yrs old) this drug is will be like a monopoly on the cancer market, it'll be "ok bitches here is the best cure around" "Here is the price" "Pay up if you want to live" type deal.

>> No.17360619

Can you imagine if a plane of billionaires all died like that?

>> No.17360621

morgan stanley has recommended that spce be dissilutioned. what does that mean and what would happen to my shares (I have 11). would I have to give them back to robinhood?

>> No.17360630


>> No.17360643

>morgan stanley has recommended that spce be dissilutioned
this meme can't get any better

i wonder what's going to happen to all my silver stonks have the boomers finally die

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stop it anon, I can only get so erect

>> No.17360652

they have literally nothing but hype and momentum... just wait.. you can get a better re-entry could take months, but more space shit is coming... space launch system 2024, and mars before 2030... maybe we kill them immediately on arrival 2032 like what ever we'll try again. Don't under estimate the conviction of our American Scientists.

>> No.17360658

Yes but too bad it would only kill six of them.

>> No.17360686

Diversity is our strength. And that means in our system, the baby momma with tons of kids and she's black is a fat broad brick wall. She's not doing more than protecting.... and we need strong african american woman who aren't willing to go on joe rogan and talk about niggers sent to the prison, while she talks about how she smoked weed, while they're rotting in prison and their families still vote. Good job losing all of your donors. BITCH

>> No.17360713

really cringe bro. nobody here thinks youre cool. everyone actually thinks youre just a faggot

>> No.17360731

Yes, there are lots of them
I’ll get the all-world high dividend yield one for the beginning

>> No.17360732

Did SPCE hit SSR? I recall SNSS anon said SNSS did, but then the next day it dropped more and he was pissed on why it didn't happen. Anyway to know?

>> No.17360734
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Jeff Bezos with Pikachu.

>> No.17360744

6 months ago I bought a stock. It went down and down some more. Now I'm break even because people are expecting good earnings. What do I do?

I want to hodl, but I'm not sure if that is the best move.

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We investor now

>> No.17360750

Yeah, no doubt space is going to be a big industry.
This SPCE meme bubble is way too early to the party though. Once it pops i'll probably pick up a couple shares, and a couple shares of the other space companies that come out (if they're any good).
what stock is it

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>> No.17360766

sorry im drunk ii was talking about the moon mission. I had tons of jagermeister and fireball cinnamin whiskey.... damn i dunno... im getting too saucy. investments have risks and rewards... so the best rewards are dreams and goals. goals are all we strive for, and achieve goals, and dream more. sometimes a break is great so you can learn from what has come and go, but reflection and conviction is important to the individual...

there is a krishna in us all and we won't step by and let others make the mistakes we have made... we all must be smarter especially IN THIS THREAD.. what ever do what ever you want... im kinda drunk... but I want to leave anybody who reads this post with something that means so much to me.


>> No.17360776

Have you tried not being an alcoholic?

>> No.17360809

not in this timeline... i wish i cared enough, but i honestly am a piece of shit.... i'm tolerated because of potential, and the fact at I look further than the whole picture.

>> No.17360811

I don't want to get made fun off. So not saying the stock.

>> No.17360825

sorry listening to french made my brain short circuit for a second...

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>> No.17360843

how can we tell you if it's a good or bad idea if we don't know what it is?
how embarrassing can a position even be? also you're on 4chan and anonymous.

>> No.17360857

Put your pride in your pocket, your hat in your hand, and tell it like it is. Don't hide your positions from random strangers to save your pride when your money is on the line. Don't be like the Tripfags here.

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>> No.17360897

she's left eye dominant and that's why her falling hair out parts where it does.

>> No.17360906

Looked on CNN, saw where Holograms of dead people is seemingly a thing now. Also what the fuck is an E-Girl? Saw that thing on CNN also. Sorry I don't keep up with the latest fads and whatnot.

>> No.17360907

its the tranny stock isnt it. dont worry other anons here have it too

>> No.17360914

this is the broad that leaves fucking hair longer and clogs the drain.

>> No.17360942

she's going bald, look at the receding marks, and shit. and the under bite is a giant red flag, this isn't what an attractive... actually... she is attractive, but shes a peasant inland girl.

>> No.17360970

SPCE qualifies for SSR. Is this enough to keep it afloat though. Anyone know of a stock that got SSR and kept falling?

>> No.17360994

No, no. It can be. But it requires the new government to not pussy out under pressure, you say this because you have probably been fooled to believe it so you don't care enough about it. Push out new pipelines, increased production and you would see the effect it would have on your economy. You underestimate it because they want you to..

I get that. But in order for you to feel the best you can, you need to be financially independent and spread massive love to the people close to you (which you can with wealth) because it makes your brain happy and satisfied.. and it also increases your sphere of happiness. So sitting there reading news about that shit and being angry doesn't help anyone, reading news is a waste of time... being interested in politics in the sense of you sitting there posting on /pol/ (and leddit/twitter just to piss people off) 24/7 is a waste of time. Having wealth and to not be under someones sphere of influence will make you a happy person which is the point in our short time on this earth. You can also decide to donate to a political party of choice, hire people to influence and run campaigns for the candidate you want into office.
So by promoting shit I talked about to build your wealth up faster is important for what you view as right or wrong in this world. Because you won't be able to do anything when you're poor, depressed and forced to work 8+ hours a day, or sitting on /pol/ posting useless shit while cashing a welfare checks every month thinking you're the saviour. That's literally why they built this system and the reason school doesn't prepare us for anything other than regular work, but if you manage to "break free" you will experience true happiness which will also affect your loved ones.

Sadness and depression makes your brain forget things, it makes you think slower and it makes you counter-productive.

>> No.17360995

What if you bought chainlink and you want to make more money with options because you read a taken book and options have lots of upside potential?

>> No.17361008

ok just forgive me... frankly nothing is worse than getting older... and coming to terms with your own mortality and being such a failure you can't kill your self because of the impact on so many people... you can't go down the road to kill your self... I've seen enough of that shit...

I hate it... some douchebag wanted to climb the option ladder and commit a fucking crime over what? What 2 grand? He had like debt and could have made a sizable payment on that debt, but decided to throw his only asset into a fruad scheme... fuck this shit... these are our newfags... these are the people we associate ourselves with.

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what an absolute meme of a rule
fuck the government, the gains belong to ME.

>> No.17361010

>my piece of shit OTC bio stock might actually have the cure for brain cancer and pumped 40% today


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>> No.17361039

i think you have to understand, the whole pipeline is trying to get it too refineries faster, but communists and people pretending to be natives are crying for this... also yes some graveyards will be effected... i dunno about all of that... eventually if liberals get there way... every inch of the world will just be memorial for this this and that....

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>> No.17361074

>tfw next season is literally 2 decades away
Things don’t always go as planned
6k a year to hedge against an early death isn’t unreasonable. And if you need the cash, you can withdraw it from a Roth IRA without a penalty. You don’t get to withdraw your gains, just the principal. Taking out the gains means you get a penalty.
All in on Gay frogs

I saw them hit 52 week highs last year and was interested but they just seemed tooooo expensive.

>> No.17361076

yeah you got the short sale rule, i'm pissed i sold for a loss at fucking like 9 bucks... i only shilled this shit pre-ipo and shit... fuck i'll be fine... i just hate i sold at a loss, i just had funerals and profound sadness and damn... i hate it, can't think about it...

>> No.17361080

That's why they need a PM that wouldn't falter to pressure, because obviously there would be people on the other side of the spectrum protesting it.. just like conservatives are angry not having it.

>> No.17361094

Hold, faggot.

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>> No.17361106

I don't care, i like my girl friend and she's kinda tall compared to all of those broads, and she's the one with my .

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If I was in canada I'd get arrested for posting colors

>> No.17361124

sorry I said she has my <3.

YUICHIRO... thats the shit to look for.

>> No.17361138

don't know why you thought you would be made fun of, people have been talking about etsy in these threads a bit.
unless its earnings are real bad I don't think it will drop that much.
Your call on that one, either way it won't be the end of the world to hodl. I don't think etsy is going out of business any time soon.
>6k a year to hedge against an early death isn’t unreasonable.
Alright, yeah I think I might make 5 more years lmao, maybe I'll do that. Didn't actually know the full rules.
sorry about the loss my man. Don't hit the bottle too hard. Don't want them to attend your funeral.

>> No.17361164

How bad will the market crash if Bernie wins?

>> No.17361171

Heh I saw LAKE and thought KL.
I’m not investing in Canadian pyramid schemes anymore!

>> No.17361191

There would be a sizable dib
but Bernie won't win, he won't even win the primary, he has pretty much the entire DNC stacked against him, and he doesn't have the charisma or machismo of Trump for that to work out in his favor.

>> No.17361201

LAKE is relatively cheap and paying off, I'm probably going to sell at 15 and put it into AUY or something.

>> No.17361208

75% in a month not joking

>> No.17361217

It would be a republican sweep. Every democrat in congress will come out against him.

>> No.17361222

probbaly would trigger the next great depression. literally all big money investments and corporations would leave

>> No.17361228

This poster is a charlatan and a fraud.

>> No.17361238

i can't use alt + 3 to make a heart. but this fucking forum is full of coding fags... I guess fuck it.

I give respect to jannies
Niggers can be cool, sorry about Jobe
To the Anime crowd... Kyoto Anime works gave us our lucky stars. I will never feel a loss like that ever again... I can only hope we find a way to do something similar. I will always keep the studio in my heart... I've lost things close to me as well, it is only in loss we can ever find what it means to know what is gone and how to become stronger as a part.

STOP FUCKING NIGGERS JEWS!!! (this goes out to my people)

I hope you all take certain measures like washing fruit and produce you buy at the market, and cooking good meat... honestly fish is pretty clean when you get it fresh, but fish 1 day old is bad. don't trust a fish you didn't catch. now MCD's fillet of fish is caught and flash frozen onboard... it's alaskan pollak.

>> No.17361292

One red day and suddenly bears think they have some sembelance of credibility. I swear to fugg god

>> No.17361311

i'm not going to kill my self... i am literally happier than i have ever been in my entire life... i don't know for the first time in a long time. the leadership from Donald Trump has created a better environment than I've ever been exposed to.

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Any explanation on what caused the huge drop around 11:30 AM? Just more Corona chan?

>> No.17361336

what gives you credibility to be this way?

>> No.17361352

large call/put spread and market makers fleeced sheep. search max pain spread. yesterday was historic in our environment.

>> No.17361356

literally one guy

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>> No.17361391

well that's good to hear my man, alcohol poisoning is no joke though, been there. Alcohol withdrawal isn't fun either.
>Any explanation on what caused the huge drop around 11:30 AM?
I closed my call credit spreads

>> No.17361402


Because 6 months ago everyone said not to buy etsy and here I am 6 months of nothing to show for. No gains at all.

>> No.17361436

yeah alcohol is bad... i use meditation to fix my blood pressure... it's amazing.. some people call it white coat disease, but i honestly can control my own blood pressure.... it's something I learned on my own through meditation and playing poker when I was younger and cared.

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>> No.17361476

let me know if you got the song... you've been giving them like all day long.

>> No.17361482

Don't even talk like that... He won't be elected, if he is, the Senate will stop him from ruining everything.

>> No.17361488

I make bad decisions almost every day
it happens, you just gotta roll with it. If people here could really always make good predictions this thread would be full of billionaires.
at least you're not the anon who tried to commit bank fraud after losing thousands on dumb options.
>white coat disease
wasn't aware of this, yeah my blood pressure is always higher when I'm at the doc, didn't know there was a term for this.

>> No.17361528

we need to prepare... bearnie is literally the kind of guy to get clinton to be his VP and die in office.... I hate to do this, but the guy doesn't have the stamina for a full 4 years.. there is a ton of other bad things i could say, but I don't see him being president very long even if elected... he hasn't named a VP pick ever, and he's just full commie asshole.

threads dead.

>> No.17361535

It's called white coat hypertension.

>> No.17361546

This is based and wholesome. I like you lad.

This is good. This will make you into an even more prudent investor. Far too many people find it too easy to gamble with other people's money.

>> No.17361574

don't take all of /biz/'s meme advice though.

>> No.17361599

i haven't been to a doc in like 10 years... but when i get an armed guard and told i can't leave the hospital.... just because im drunk... ok i had a huge shit and a big mouth with a big brain behind it... fuck i got a blood drawn, with cops around, maybe some one elses cell, but i went into the lockers and got my smokes smoked a cigarette outside the hospital.... in a gown with my ass hanging out as a patient, they said .130 and that i should have been comotose, but i remember it pretty vividly.

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>> No.17361712

little did anon know, we're already in the good times

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