Ponderings with Doug – April 13, 2018

DougFUMCI’m doing deep and serious research in preparation for the next Natchitoches Parish Council meeting. I thought I would share my research with you and you could help me reflect and prepare.




Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?


Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp?


Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?




How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?



How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

A good laugh will prepare you for almost anything.

2 thoughts on “Ponderings with Doug – April 13, 2018

  1. How come whenever you are driving on a small country road and another vehicle comes in the opposite direction it is always at the bridge?

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