<filename>main.py
#library imports
import webbrowser
import pywhatkit
from random import randint
from random import choice
from time import sleep
import ctypes

#ascii art logo because low budget
print("""

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
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""")

running = True
while running == True:

    #Main program

    search = input ("What are you looking for today?")
    search = search.lower()

    if search =='stop running':
        quit()

    #Blocking other search engines, why use them when you have this... thing... that uses them...
    if search =='google' or search =='bing':
        print ("Loading...")
        sleep (10)
        print ("Hang on this will take a few seconds...")
        sleep (18)
        print ("Recalculating...")
        print ("Loading, this will take approximately.... 1 year")
        count = 0
        while count != 52:
            sleep (604800)
            count = count +1
        quit ()


    #deciding conditions
    if search == 'test(1)':
        conditions = 1
    elif search =='test(2)':
        conditions = 2
    elif search =='test(3)':
        conditions = 3
    elif search =='test(4)':
        conditions = 4
    else:
        conditions = randint(1,4)

    #adding function to the conditions
    if conditions == 3:
        webbrowser.open('https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrj2Hq7xqQ8')
    elif conditions == 4:
        word_list = ['apple','banana','cherry','dates','etc', 'absorb','abuse','academic','accept','access','accident','accompany','accomplish','according','account','accurate','become','bed','bedroom','beer','before','begin','beginning','behavior','behind','being','belief','believe','bell','belong','below','belt','bench','bend','beneath','benefit','beside','besides','best','bet','better','between','beyond','Bible','big','bike','bill','billion','bind','biological','bird','birth','birthday','bit','bite','black','blade','blame','blanket','blind','block','blood','blow','blue','board','boat','body','bomb','bombing','bond','bone','book','boom','conclusion','concrete','condition','conduct','conference','confidence','confident','confirm','conflict','confront','confusion','Congress','congressional','connect']
        research = choice(word_list)
        pywhatkit.search(research)
    elif conditions ==1:
        pywhatkit.search(search)
    else:
        webbrowser.open('https://t4.ftcdn.net/jpg/03/17/05/39/360_F_317053936_O2grehTc0hFvxhbTbRoAS6nYInVQlDmz.jpg')

<filename>main.py
#library imports
import webbrowser
import pywhatkit
from random import randint
from random import choice
from time import sleep
import ctypes

#ascii art logo because low budget
print("""

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
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""")

running = True
while running == True:

    #Main program

    search = input ("What are you looking for today?")
    search = search.lower()

    if search =='stop running':
        quit()

    #Blocking other search engines, why use them when you have this... thing... that uses them...
    if search =='google' or search =='bing':
        print ("Loading...")
        sleep (10)
        print ("Hang on this will take a few seconds...")
        sleep (18)
        print ("Recalculating...")
        print ("Loading, this will take approximately.... 1 year")
        count = 0
        while count != 52:
            sleep (604800)
            count = count +1
        quit ()


    #deciding conditions
    if search == 'test(1)':
        conditions = 1
    elif search =='test(2)':
        conditions = 2
    elif search =='test(3)':
        conditions = 3
    elif search =='test(4)':
        conditions = 4
    else:
        conditions = randint(1,4)

    #adding function to the conditions
    if conditions == 3:
        webbrowser.open('https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrj2Hq7xqQ8')
    elif conditions == 4:
        word_list = ['apple','banana','cherry','dates','etc', 'absorb','abuse','academic','accept','access','accident','accompany','accomplish','according','account','accurate','become','bed','bedroom','beer','before','begin','beginning','behavior','behind','being','belief','believe','bell','belong','below','belt','bench','bend','beneath','benefit','beside','besides','best','bet','better','between','beyond','Bible','big','bike','bill','billion','bind','biological','bird','birth','birthday','bit','bite','black','blade','blame','blanket','blind','block','blood','blow','blue','board','boat','body','bomb','bombing','bond','bone','book','boom','conclusion','concrete','condition','conduct','conference','confidence','confident','confirm','conflict','confront','confusion','Congress','congressional','connect']
        research = choice(word_list)
        pywhatkit.search(research)
    elif conditions ==1:
        pywhatkit.search(search)
    else:
        webbrowser.open('https://t4.ftcdn.net/jpg/03/17/05/39/360_F_317053936_O2grehTc0hFvxhbTbRoAS6nYInVQlDmz.jpg')

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