vendor/gems/faker-0.3.1/lib/faker/company.rb
# When a straight answer won't do, BS to the rescue!
# Wordlist from http://dack.com/web/bullshit.html
When a straight answer won't do, BS to the rescue.
When a straight answer won ' t do BS to the rescue .
def bs
        [
          ["implement", "utilize", "integrate", "streamline", "optimize", "evolve", "transform", "embrace", "enable", "orchestrate", "leverage", "reinvent", "aggregate", "architect", "enhance", "incentivize", "morph", "empower", "envisioneer", "monetize", "harness", "facilitate", "seize", "disintermediate", "synergize", "strategize", "deploy", "brand", "grow", "target", "syndicate", "synthesize", "deliver", "mesh", "incubate", "engage", "maximize", "benchmark", "expedite", "reintermediate", "whiteboard", "visualize", "repurpose", "innovate", "scale", "unleash", "drive", "extend", "engineer", "revolutionize", "generate", "exploit", "transition", "e-enable", "iterate", "cultivate", "matrix", "productize", "redefine", "recontextualize"].rand,
          ["clicks-and-mortar", "value-added", "vertical", "proactive", "robust", "revolutionary", "scalable", "leading-edge", "innovative", "intuitive", "strategic", "e-business", "mission-critical", "sticky", "one-to-one", "24/7", "end-to-end", "global", "B2B", "B2C", "granular", "frictionless", "virtual", "viral", "dynamic", "24/365", "best-of-breed", "killer", "magnetic", "bleeding-edge", "web-enabled", "interactive", "dot-com", "sexy", "back-end", "real-time", "efficient", "front-end", "distributed", "seamless", "extensible", "turn-key", "world-class", "open-source", "cross-platform", "cross-media", "synergistic", "bricks-and-clicks", "out-of-the-box", "enterprise", "integrated", "impactful", "wireless", "transparent", "next-generation", "cutting-edge", "user-centric", "visionary", "customized", "ubiquitous", "plug-and-play", "collaborative", "compelling", "holistic", "rich"].rand,
          ["synergies", "web-readiness", "paradigms", "markets", "partnerships", "infrastructures", "platforms", "initiatives", "channels", "eyeballs", "communities", "ROI", "solutions", "e-tailers", "e-services", "action-items", "portals", "niches", "technologies", "content", "vortals", "supply-chains", "convergence", "relationships", "architectures", "interfaces", "e-markets", "e-commerce", "systems", "bandwidth", "infomediaries", "models", "mindshare", "deliverables", "users", "schemas", "networks", "applications", "metrics", "e-business", "functionalities", "experiences", "web services", "methodologies"].rand
        ].join(' ')
      end
def bs [ [ "implement" , "utilize" , "integrate" , "streamline" , "optimize" , "evolve" , "transform" , "embrace" , "enable" , "orchestrate" , "leverage" , "reinvent" , "aggregate" , "architect" , "enhance" , "incentivize" , "morph" , "empower" , "envisioneer" , "monetize" , "harness" , "facilitate" , "seize" , "disintermediate" , "synergize" , "strategize" , "deploy" , "brand" , "grow" , "target" , "syndicate" , "synthesize" , "deliver" , "mesh" , "incubate" , "engage" , "maximize" , "benchmark" , "expedite" , "reintermediate" , "whiteboard" , "visualize" , "repurpose" , "innovate" , "scale" , "unleash" , "drive" , "extend" , "engineer" , "revolutionize" , "generate" , "exploit" , "transition" , "e-enable" , "iterate" , "cultivate" , "matrix" , "productize" , "redefine" , "recontextualize" ] . rand , [ "clicks-and-mortar" , "value-added" , "vertical" , "proactive" , "robust" , "revolutionary" , "scalable" , "leading-edge" , "innovative" , "intuitive" , "strategic" , "e-business" , "mission-critical" , "sticky" , "one-to-one" , "24/7" , "end-to-end" , "global" , "B2B" , "B2C" , "granular" , "frictionless" , "virtual" , "viral" , "dynamic" , "24/365" , "best-of-breed" , "killer" , "magnetic" , "bleeding-edge" , "web-enabled" , "interactive" , "dot-com" , "sexy" , "back-end" , "real-time" , "efficient" , "front-end" , "distributed" , "seamless" , "extensible" , "turn-key" , "world-class" , "open-source" , "cross-platform" , "cross-media" , "synergistic" , "bricks-and-clicks" , "out-of-the-box" , "enterprise" , "integrated" , "impactful" , "wireless" , "transparent" , "next-generation" , "cutting-edge" , "user-centric" , "visionary" , "customized" , "ubiquitous" , "plug-and-play" , "collaborative" , "compelling" , "holistic" , "rich" ] . rand , [ "synergies" , "web-readiness" , "paradigms" , "markets" , "partnerships" , "infrastructures" , "platforms" , "initiatives" , "channels" , "eyeballs" , "communities" , "ROI" , "solutions" , "e-tailers" , "e-services" , "action-items" , "portals" , "niches" , "technologies" , "content" , "vortals" , "supply-chains" , "convergence" , "relationships" , "architectures" , "interfaces" , "e-markets" , "e-commerce" , "systems" , "bandwidth" , "infomediaries" , "models" , "mindshare" , "deliverables" , "users" , "schemas" , "networks" , "applications" , "metrics" , "e-business" , "functionalities" , "experiences" , "web services" , "methodologies" ] . rand ] . join ( ' ' ) end
When a straight answer won't do, BS to the rescue!
When a straight answer won ' t do BS to the rescue!