
What if I said that Will vs. The Future is Terminator 2, but the role of the T-1000 is played by a twelve-year-old girl, while Biff Tannen is the T-800—or is it the other way around? Would your response be, “Hard pass”? Or, “I’m intrigued and I’d like to know more”? I’ll answer for you: You should want to know more.
Will Jin is our John Connor—except maybe the opposite. This math-and-science prodigy either grows up to be the man who damns humanity to killer robots, or the only one who can stop a deadly rebellion. Who should he believe? A tween warrior named Athena, who’s journeyed through a time portal to neutralize him, or his middle-school principal, who turns out to be a cyborg from the future—a cyborg Will created?
Look, I’ve been around. I am aware of my culture’s love for a kick-ass girl (on the screen, anyway). I am familiar with the Buffy universe and the work of John Hughes, which means that I know to never trust a principal. And I know how sci-fi franchises feel about rebellions. But Will vs. The Future sets up quite a dilemma for its young hero: He has to convince Athena to help him alter the timeline in which he turns evil, even as he convinces himself that he’s not a bad guy, and as he deals with conflicting information coming from an authority figure who is also, you know, a robot from the future. If we accept the premise that fantastic genres create a space in which we can work through real-world problems—and I do, at least—then this series seems to me to have as much promise as the aforementioned Buffy the Vampire Slayer, if for a slightly younger audience. It’s also a lot of fun—or, at least, the pilot is. The action scenes made me laugh out loud. I, for one, would like to know what comes next.
One of the more disappointing aspects of growing older is the dispiriting discovery that just about everything’s a reboot, really. So, I’ve said pretty much what I have to say about Skyward if I describe it as The X-Files but with even less sense of humor and worse special effects and with an unpleasantly intense preteen girl named Piper instead of the weirdly hot Fox Mulder. But I’m not getting paid (solely) for my world-weary wisdom and throwaway pop-culture references. So, onward.
As little kids, Piper and her best pal Curtis see a strange orb glowing in the night sky. Flash forward five years, and the two of them are producing a podcast devoted to discovering the truth about extraterrestrial life. Curtis is a skeptic—he’s just helping his friend—but Piper is obsessed. A rash of fresh sightings sets her on a dangerous course; she starts lying to her dad about what she’s doing even as she runs the risk of crossing paths with him as he investigates these same mysteries for the sheriff’s office.
The character development in the pilot is not terribly convincing. It’s not just that I don’t much like Piper—and I don’t—but, rather, that I don’t quite believe in her. Curtis, seems like a solid friend and an all-around good guy, would come across as a real kid if not for the sometimes-painful dialogue. And then there’s Ira… Oh, Ira. He’s an insufferable twerp, but he’s got cool gadgets, so… Here he is.
I realize that I am hardly the target audience for this, and I can see how Skyward has some of the same attractions—although none of the absurdist stupidity—of the Spy Kids franchise. But there’s some real danger and mild violence that might be too much for some young viewers. And, is it just me, or is there something really creepy—and not in a fun way—about a tween girl who spends her free time listening to a police scanner?
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THE ONLY WINTER OLYMPICS THAT MATTER
Hello residents of the Bay Area of California!
On February 7th, the Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia will begin.
On February 8th, New York public access cult hit The Chris Gethard Show will take to the stage of the Eureka Theater in your fine city and we will stage a BETTER, COOLER, MORE WATCHABLE Winter Olympics that you, a Bay Area comedy nerd, will be able to truly enjoy.
Let’s face it – the Winter Olympics are lame, lame, lame. There are like four cool events. The Summer Olympics straight up SMOKE the Winter Olympics in every conceivable way. Speed Skating? Come on. 100 Yard Dash. Figure Skating? Why does figure skating pre-empt all the real tv we know any love? Put our real TV back on! Curling is pretty rad, but if you ask me, that is about IT.
We will take traditional Winter Olympic sporting events and SUBVERT and CORRUPT them so they fit the vibe of our traditionally fucked up public access television show. We will ask for three audience volunteers. Those audience volunteers will pick members of the TCGS cast to compete in these events on their behalf. Whichever audience member wins the most events will get the GOLD MEDAL. The loser gets the lowly BRONZE MEDAL. The sad middle child will get the silver, but no one will care or remember.
The cast for this very special one time only event will consist of –
Chris Gethard
Shannon O’Neill
Murf “The Scourge of Gimghoul” Meyer
The Human Fish
HOMETOWN BAY AREA HERO MESSENGER BAG
Vacation Jason
The Hintmaster
Bee
Audience Member With a Sleeping Baby
The special judge/commentator for this event will be noted TCGS note giver and critic, JAKE FOGELNEST.
Music will be provided by the greatest house band in TCGS history, the LLC!
Rumors abound that there may be a special appearance by future Olympic gold medalist CONNOR RATLIFF as well as a rare appearance by the one TCGS character who ONLY appears on road shows and never on the show itself, ELECTRO-MIME!
This will be one week after the whole TCGS gang films our pilot for Comedy Central, so we will be cracked out, suffering from PTSD, and in the mood for fun! We sincerely hope to see you there. Tell two friends – maybe you can introduce someone new to our bizarre world!
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# <a name="distributions-dmx"></a>Distribuzioni (DMX)
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  Nelle [!INCLUDE[msCoName](../includes/msconame-md.md)] [!INCLUDE[ssNoVersion](../includes/ssnoversion-md.md)] [!INCLUDE[ssASnoversion](../includes/ssasnoversion-md.md)], è possibile definire il contenuto delle colonne di una struttura di data mining per influire sul modo in cui gli algoritmi elaborano i dati in tali colonne quando si creano modelli di data mining. Per alcuni algoritmi è utile definire la distribuzione dei dati nelle colonne continue prima di elaborare il modello, se è noto che tali colonne contengono valori con distribuzioni comuni. Se non si definiscono le dist