 claws and they inch their way around.
Posted by: FartezDudmore | May 31, 2010 2:32 PM | Report abuse
Riddle me this. Why is it that there have been a gazillion movies made about Superman, who has no remotely plausible way of flying around and there hasn't been one movie make about Fartman, whose superhuman flatulence is a very realistic and plausible basis for his powers of flight.
Posted by: FartezDudmore | May 31, 2010 2:39 PM | Report abuse
Here's a thanks to all of those who have made the ultimate sacrifice for this great country so that we can all get on here and b!tch about anything and everything without fear of imprisonement, execution, or any kind of retribution whatsoever except the retaliation of words from those who disagree.
Posted by: scampbell1975 | May 31, 2010 2:43 | Report abuse
You're wicked f***s, scamp and crew, that can get into explorer programs and wipe out saved commentary..Now, I know I'm dealing with NorthCom...
Posted by: frak | May 31, 2010 2:49 |
Rebellion is nothing new frak but you're no rebel. You just sit up here on a blog and spew nonsense at people who don't have the control. You want to be a rebel? Go on up there to your Capitol building and spout your tired ol' BS at the people making policy. You wouldn't do that though because it would actually require you to DO something and you're to scared for that. You're not about action, you're about meaningless words. I gave up the political rhetoric on here not because I don't care anymore, but because I realized that it makes no difference here. I am politically active where it counts, in my community, where I can possibly make a difference. That's more of a rebel than you'll ever be. I take action. All you are accomplishing here is making yourself look like an idiot.
Posted by: scampbell1975 | May 31, 2010 2:53
Well tell your grandad I said thanks. What the hell happened to you?
Posted by: scampbell1975 | May 31, 2010 3:09 PM | Report abuse
Thanks for the censorship, Post...And, yeah, your boy scampbell has to get the last word...There's no free and fair speech here..out..
Posted by: frak | May 31, 2010 3:12 PM | Report abuse
the reporting and comments (thus far) make it sound like Horton is verging on doghouse territory already. we weren't so pessimistic about him just a few weeks ago... hope that he heals up soon, although "trouble walking up the hill" sounds a lot different than "strength is the only hurdle to full recovery".
Posted by: moodlymoodlymoo | May 31, 2010 3:15 PM | Report abuse
Actually, I'd love to see a survey of those who actually read more than the first two lines of any post, just for curiousities sake; I know some do, because there's endless b**ching about the content, but I'm just curious.
Posted by: JohnDinHouston | May 31, 2010 12:02 AM |
Truth be told, I don't read any lines of a MistaMoe post. I do however confess to the gulity pleasure of reading all the lines of scampbell1975's posts out of morbid curiosity of how the mind of a cretin works.
Posted by: FartezDudmore | May 31, 2010 3:19 PM | Report abuse
move along... new thread on LJ's home entertainment system.
Posted by: moodlymoodlymoo | May 31, 2010 3:22 PM | Report abuse
Happy Cookout!
DAY OFF!
THANK YOU, AMERICA!
BEST PART:
short work week!
Now, go down some beers, people! That's what our soldiers were fighting to preserve: Our freedom to sit around in our own homes, cook whatever the heck we want, and drink as many beers as we see fit.
Not this "freedom of speech" garbage people toss around. I'm thinking they were fighting for beer downing rights.
Which is why all the military and ex-military in my family will be getting drunk today.
Posted by: Thinker_ | May 31, 2010 4:31 PM | Report abuse
Look forward to seeing Horton and Lendy Holmes at training camp flying around making plays in the secondary.
Posted by: coparker5 | May 31, 2010 11:10 PM | Report abuse
Horton hears a Who?
Posted by: 44fx290 | June 1, 2010 12:44 PM | Report abuse
Fartez,
I hear you on the superhero fiasco!
Perhaps our receiving corps could use someone with that special explosive burst.....
HTTR
Posted by: Peaceful2009 | June 1, 2010 5:25 PM | Report abuse
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one and done, horton lost strating job b4 he got injuredHoliday on APS attack anniversary
December 15, 2016
PESHAWAR: The Peshawar district administration on Wednesday announced a public holiday in the provincial capital on Friday (Dec 16) to commemorate the second anniversary of the massacre at the Army Public School here.
In a notification, Deputy Commissioner, Peshawar, Riaz Mehsud said all the public and private schools, colleges and universities in the provincial capital would remain closed to observe the death anniversary of the students and teachers massacred by Taliban militants on December 16, 2014.
Published in Dawn, December 15th, 2016KANSAS CITY, Kan. — Six weeks after becoming the youngest foreigner to score in the Bundesliga, 17-year-old Christian Pulisic of Hershey became the youngest American in the modern era to get a goal for the national team.
Pulisic capped the match by scoring in his third national team appearance, Gyasi Zardes had his first two-goal international game and the United States routed Bolivia 4-0 in an exhibition Saturday night to sweep its three warmup matches for next month's Copa America.
"I'm just living life in the moment," Pulisic said. "It's cool stats and stuff are cool, but I just want to win this tournament coming up."
Zardes scored in the 26th and 52nd minutes around defender John Brooks' goal in the 37th. Pulisic, who left his home in Hershey, Pennsylvania, to sign with Borussia Dortmund in January 2015, connected in the 69th minute. At 17 years, 253 days, he bettered the mark set by Juan Agudelo (17-359) against South Africa in 2010.
"At such a young age, to get to score a goal for the senior team is quite special," said U.S. coach Jurgen Klinsmann, who was 23 when he scored his first goal for West Germany.
Pulisic made his Bundesliga debut on Jan. 30 and had 12 first-team appearances, scoring against Hamburg on April 17 and Stuttgart six days later. He made his first U.S. appearance as an 81st-minute substitute in a World Cup qualifier against Guatemala on March 29.
"The guys have taken me in. They're all really nice, and it's helped me a lot that I've been with them a few weeks now," he said. "It's getting more and more comfortable. I'm making more friends."
Pulisic scored after Jermaine Jones forced a turnover. Jones exchanged passes with Darlington Nagbe, who ran past three Bolivians and rolled the ball into Pulisic's path. The teenager slid the ball past goalkeeper Guillermo Viscarra's from right of the penalty spot, causing many in the crowd of 8,894 to chant his name.
He's used to going against stronger, older opponents.
"It's just what I learned since I was a little kid. My dad taught me no matter what — I would play against these bigger players — to just be myself," he said. "I knew that I was good enough, that I had the ability, so I never shy away from any moment, and I don't think anyone should.".
The 29th-ranked Americans had their largest victory margin against a South American nation, beat opponents from that continent in consecutive games for the first time and swept their three warmup matches by a combined 8-1 after defeating Puerto Rico and Ecuador.
"I think our chemistry is really good," Klinsmann said. "They realize that it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play this Copa America in the United States."
Alejandro Bedoya assisted on the first two goals against No. 79 Bolivia, the lowest-ranked South American nation. The Bolivians appeared tired after traveling from South America on Friday.
The U.S. went ahead after Geoff Cameron played a 20-yard pass to Clint Dempsey, who flicked the ball to Bedoya on the right flank. He lofted a one-touch pass over a shoulder of Zardes, who streaked past defender Nelson Cabrera and let the ball take a bounce. Zardes one-timed a right-footed shot from 19 yards over the onrushing.
Zardes, 25, scored again after playing the ball back to Bradley in midfield. Bradley lofted a pass to Bobby Wood on the left side of the goal, Wood crossed to Zardes, who