ReservationId",
                principalTable: "PetReservations",
                principalColumn: "Id",
                onDelete: ReferentialAction.Restrict);
        }

        protected override void Down(MigrationBuilder migrationBuilder)
        {
            migrationBuilder.DropForeignKey(
                name: "FK_CardsInfo_Clients_ClientId",
                table: "CardsInfo");

            migrationBuilder.DropForeignKey(
                name: "FK_PetReservations_Clients_ClientId",
                table: "PetReservations");

            migrationBuilder.DropForeignKey(
                name: "FK_Stores_Addresses_AddressId",
                table: "Stores");

            migrationBuilder.DropForeignKey(
                name: "FK_PetReservations_Pets_PetId",
                table: "PetReservations");

            migrationBuilder.DropTable(
                name: "ProductSales");

            migrationBuilder.DropTable(
                name: "ProductStore");

            migrationBuilder.DropTable(
                name: "ServiceStore");

            migrationBuilder.DropTable(
                name: "Products");

            migrationBuilder.DropTable(
                name: "Services");

            migrationBuilder.DropTable(
                name: "ProductTypes");

            migrationBuilder.DropTable(
                name: "Clients");

            migrationBuilder.DropTable(
                name: "CardsInfo");

            migrationBuilder.DropTable(
                name: "Addresses");

            migrationBuilder.DropTable(
                name: "Pets");

            migrationBuilder.DropTable(
                name: "Breeds");

            migrationBuilder.DropTable(
                name: "PetReservations");

            migrationBuilder.DropTable(
                name: "PetTypes");

            migrationBuilder.DropTable(
                name: "Stores");
        }
    }
}
Another week, another chance to scribble out an ancient form of Japanese poetry based on a sort-of topical celebrity story. We spoil you, you know that?
That's correct - hecklerspray's Celebrity Haiku Competition is here to claim its Monday pride of place. We, like, totally own Mondays. And we totally own you too. How much? This much.
Anyway. None of this nonsense is in any way poetry-related enough for our liking, so let's get down to the nitty-gritty of things. This week we're taking a look at vagina-flashing Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan.
But first let's have a cheeky wee gander at last week's champion…
Seven short and otherwise pointless days ago, we set you the challenge of coming up with the best haiku about Madonna's crazy adoption antics. The winner was someone called Prunes, whose superb effort ran thus:
Madge likes gaining kids
But she already has 3…
Superfluousness
'Superfluousness'? Check out the big brain on Brad! Seriously, though – because we're all very serious people – well done, Prunes. You truly are the king/ queen/ delete as appropriate of internet poetry. This week, anyway.
So. We just bet you're thinking: "how can I get in on the action? How can I be claimed victor of this majestic competition of yours?" Well, peel 'em back. No, not those – your eyes.
This week we'd like you to write haikus about the following topic:
Lindsay Lohan has been busy denying claims that she's a naughty sex addict.
All you have to do to compose your poetry is remember the golden rule of haiku: five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables. And – because we love you more than a million Christmases – we're going to give you an example:
Lohan a sex addict?
Great … but the Olsen Twins still
get my pervert vote
Think you can do better? Entries in the comments box below, if ye please …
Read More:
Lindsay: Sex Addict Or Just Lonely? – Metro
{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }
“Lohan a sex addict?”
Six syllables, surely? Unless “Lohan” is pronounced in some ridiculous drunken slur… oh yeah, i see now.
Sex With La Lohan?
You and everyone else mate
That includes Herbie
Ginger lust spews forth
“Not I!” squeals the girl with the
absent panties. Tart.
Lindsay or Paris
I wonder which one has more
VD to pass on
Who the fuck is this
Lindsey Lohan you speak of?
A sex addict? Yay!
Lilo’s response:
“I’m no sex addict.
Can’t we focus on real news?
Look at my cooter!”
Lohan bares her crotch.
Walt Disney rolls in his grave,
Prepares for his turn.
A fish swims in dreams
But in sunlight it festers
A slut cannot tell
Miss Lohan was caught
While coyly flashing her twat
Seductive it’s not
You took Monday off
Leaving our haikus unjudged
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Human Resources: The Heart or The Head?
Is HR a job of the heart or of the mind? It’s an interesting conundrum that many of us in HR got into it because we wanted to create dynamic and diverse workplaces filled with engaged employees and ended up being the “enforcer” or the “paper pusher.” It is possible to do both-ensure compliance with the rules and regulations and create a place the employees want to work and those objectives are actually complimentary. HR can make a difference in both the bottom line (no lawsuits and engaged employees improves profits) and in the lives of the employees by creating and fostering a fair, diverse and motivational workplace.
Cari M. Dominguez is the owner of Dominguez & Associates, a management consulting firm that provides selective services in the areas of workforce assessments and diversity evaluations. Dominguez serves on several for profit and nonprofit boards and has numerous professional affiliations. Her public service includes being the former Chair of the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC), Director of the Office of Federal Contract Compliance Programs (OFCCP), and Department of Labor’s Assistant Secretary for the Employment Standards Administration. In the private sector she was a partner and director at two international executive search firms and held a number of senior human resources positions with Bank of America, where she had responsibility for EEO, succession planning, executive compensation, and talent development.
Judith (Jude) Sotherlund, President of Sotherlund Consulting, is a corporate consultant and published author. Her public service includes serving as Deputy Assistant Secretary of Labor for Employment Standards and as a Staff Assistant in the Office of Communications at The White House. Private-sector experience includes Vice President of Employment Advisory Services Inc., a senior consultant to the Equal Employment Advisory Council (EEAC),