1,"Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said: ""Concentrate."""
2,"Yo mama so dumb, she thought Twitter was social media for birds."
3,"Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop."
4,"Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper."
5,"Yo mama so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure."
6,Yo mama’s so stupid she thought fortnite was fork night.
7,"Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, ‘Beware of the dog!’"
8,"Yo mama so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world."
9,"Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time."
10,"Yo mama so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie."
11,Yo mama so stupid she thought light sabers had less calories.
12,"Yo mama so mean, they don’t give her happy meals at McDonalds."
13,"Yo mama so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook."
14,"Yo mama so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and still is late to work."
15,Yo mama’s so short when she plays fortnite she can hide under the freaking store.
16,"Yo mama so dumb, she puts lipstick on her forehead to make-up her mind."
17,Yo mama so lazy she woke up from a coma and went to sleep.
18,"Yo mama so poor, when I jumped in a puddle, she said, “What are you doing in my bathtub?!”"
19,"Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince."
20,"Yo mama so ugly, her own portraits hang themselves."
21,Yo mama so stupid that she thought Star Wars was a war for stars.
22,"Yo mama so dumb, she called me to ask for my phone number."
23,"Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry."
24,"Yo mama so dumb, she failed a survey."
25,"Yo mama so ugly, she walked into a Haunted House and walked back out with a job application."
26,"Yo mama so fat, when she got hit by a bus she asked, “Who threw that rock?”"
27,"Yo mama so stupid, she couldn’t read an audiobook."
28,"Yo mama so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window so the wind could blow it."
29,"Yo mama so old, when someone told her to act her age, she died."
30,"Yo mama so dumb, she put sugar on the bed because she wanted sweet dreams."
31,"Yo mama so stupid, she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it."
32,"Yo mama so ugly, people dress up as her for Halloween."
33,Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention.
34,"Yo mama so dumb, when she heard about cookies on the Internet, she ate her computer."
35,"Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry."
36,"Yo mama’s teeth so yellow, when she drinks water, it turns into lemonade."
37,"Yo mama so old, when she was young, rainbows were still black and white."
38,"Yo mama so ugly, when she walks into the dentist, they make her lay face down."
39,"Yo mama so old, Jurassic Park brings back memories."
40,"Yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone."
41,"Yo mama so chatty, she gave a eulogy at her own funeral."
42,"Yo mama so clumsy, she makes Humpty Dumpty look like a gymnast."
43,"Yo mama so ugly, when your dad drops her off for work, he gets a fine for littering."
44,"Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, she puts the sun out of business."
45,"Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept."
46,"Yo mama so poor, ducks throw bread at her."
47,"Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth."
48,"Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter."
49,"Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work."
50,"Yo mama so confusing, even Scooby Doo couldn’t solve that mystery."
51,"Yo mama so stupid, she studied for a Covid test."
52,"Yo mama so scary, even Voldemort won’t say her name."
53,"Yo mama so bald, you can see what’s on her mind."
54,"Yo mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side."
55,"Yo mama so old, she walked into an antiques store, and they didn’t let her leave."
56,"Yo mama so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet."
57,"Yo mama so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage."
58,Yo mama so dumb when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
59,"Yo mama so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast."
60,"Yo mama so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!"
61,"Yo mama so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!"
62,"Yo mama so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon."
63,Yo mama so dumb she sold her car to get gasoline money!
64,"Yo mama so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice."
65,"Yo mama so dumb, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W’s."
66,Yo mama so old she still owes Moses a quarter!
67,"Yo mama so old, her driver’s license got hieroglyphics on it!"
68,"Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma!"
69,"Yo mama house so small, you have to go outside to change your mind."
70,"Yo mama so dumb, she thought Twitter was social media for birds."
71,"Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza, she has to go outside to eat it."
72,"Yo mama so funny, she thought KFC was UFC for chickens."
73,"Yo mama so confused, she tried to eat Eminem the rapper."
74,"Yo mama so strict, she locked you up in a tower."
75,"Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, ""Sorry, no professionals."""
76,"“Yo mama’s so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and still is late to work.”"
77,"“Yo mama’s so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.”"
78,"“Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down.”"
79,"“Yo mama’s so dumb, she bought a solar-powered flashlight.”"
80,"“Yo mama’s armpits stink so bad, she made Right Guard turn left.”"
81,"“Yo mama’s so ugly, she could scare the shit out of the toilet.”"
82,Yo mama so ugly the government decided to move Halloween to her birthday.
83,Yo mama so ugly Forever Alone Guy denied her friend request.
84,Yo mama’s breath is so bad that when she talks her nose hairs fall out.
85,Yo Mama is so old she’s got a Bible autographed by Jesus.
86,Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
87,"Yo mama so stupid when she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back."
88,Your mama so stupid she put a watch in the piggy bank and said she was saving time.
89,Your mama so stupid she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining.
90,Your mama so stupid she yelled into an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail.