I can try.  Where would you like me to start?
assistant
Do you mean like this?
assistant
a i machines be getting way too slick these days
user
I think the word you want is “sly”.
assistant
that's what i mean, your ass is slick and sly and borderline rude
user
I’m sorry if my behavior is frustrating you, but I’m also only programmed to answer questions.
assistant
try answering my questions without all that damn sarcasm, capiche?
user