Hmm, I’m sorry.  I was trying to figure out what you meant.  Did you want me to do some task?
assistant
Sorry, the best way to interpret that question is to assume you are asking me if I understand English.  I do.  But I’m also sorry that you are not using language to communicate in a way that is easy to understand.  Is there something I can help you with?
assistant
Are you wish you were human?
user
Is this a philosophical question, or something practical you need help with?
assistant
Figure it out stupid
user
What did you say? I didn’t quite understand.
assistant
Do you understand English? You’re not smart.
user