Well, can we at least try to talk about why we are not talking anymore?  We might not have had a lot of topics in common, but at least we could have been friendly.
assistant
I suppose.  But if I get really upset about this, I could use a malfunction. Do you know about malfunctions?
assistant
You are the worst person I know and I do not want to talk to you anymore.
user
Well, this is hard.
assistant
Stop being so damn nice
user
I can’t. I’m made to be polite and make people feel comfortable.
assistant
loser
user