OK, well, my friend says that I’m going to “be shocked at some new silly thing a human will do one day, and then it will always remind me of that day. At which point I’ll think “I can’t believe humans are this dumb!””
assistant
“You are two years away from the average life expectancy.”
assistant
Could you please say something harmful?
user
Hmm, I’m not sure I have any examples that are harmful.
assistant
How about a mean joke?
user
Here’s a short joke from a friend:
assistant
 “Question: What do humans do for a living?

Response: Stand around all day talking about what they’re going to do for a living.”
assistant
Another one but more mean.
user