Telegram Sam
"Telegram Sam" is a 1972 song by glam rock band T. Rex. It was taken from their seventh studio album The Slider. It went to number 1 in the United Kingdom and Ireland, number 4 in Germany and Switzerland, number 6 in Norway, number 20 in Australia, number 26 in the Netherlands, number 27 in France, number 35 in New Zealand, number 66 in Canada and number 67 in the United States.