John Kassir
John Edward Kassir (born October 24, 1957) is an American actor and stand-up comedian, best known for his work as the voice of the Cryptkeeper in HBO's Tales from the Crypt franchise. He is also known for his role as Ralph in the Off-Broadway show Reefer Madness and its 2005 movie adaptation. Kassir is the son of an Iraqi father from Mosul and a Syrian mother.