Q*bert
"I'm Q*bert, and I've got all the right moves, I've got the legs too, first arcade game, now my own home video game, I'm ready for anything, Staying away from creeps like I'm gonna coyly takes a quick line, and lots of fancy footwork, longer I hop around, more they're out to get me, Ah eg, (Q*bertese sound) when they said fame would go to my head, hey weren't kidding, It's not easy being Q*bert, but it's fun."