Falstaff (opera)
Falstaff complains that his bill for the drinks is very high.  He says that his two friends drink so much that he won’t have enough to eat and he’ll get thin and then he cannot be his proper self.  He says he is in love with two ladies: Mrs Ford and Mrs Page.  He has written love letters to them both.  He asks his two friends to take the letters to them, but they refuse.  Falstaff is cross and gets a page boy to take them instead.  Then he chases his friends with a broom.