**Once upon a time, in a small town in France, there lived a group of French bulldogs who were tired of being seen as just cute and cuddly pets. They wanted to be taken seriously and make a name for themselves in the world. So, they formed an army of French bulldogs, each one decked out in their own unique uniform and carrying a weapon. The town was in shock when they saw the army marching down the streets. But the French bulldogs were determined to make their mark. They started by taking over the local bakery and insisting that all croissants be made in the shape of their breed. They then took over the town's water fountain and demanded that it be filled with champagne instead of water. The town's mayor was at a loss on how to deal with the French bulldog army, until he came up with a brilliant plan. He called in the only force that he knew could stop them: a group of cats. The cats arrived armed with laser pointers and catnip, ready to take on the French bulldogs. The two groups faced off, and a fierce battle ensued. It was a sight to see: French bulldogs barking and growling while cats hissed and clawed.** - <@741167686674808863> (fast)